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Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:43:03 2009 No.3452627 [Reply] [Original]

Eirin has just taken over Alice's house and is holding 80 hostages. She also has 15 rockets fitted with VX gas ready to wipe out Gensokyo. Choose your team...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:44:03 2009 No.3452634 I loved that movie

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:45:03 2009 No.3452639 Now, we enter a bit of a paradox, because Eirin would be IN my team.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:45:03 2009 No.3452643 File: 49 KB, 549x436, Sean_Connery_169400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my team

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:46:03 2009 No.3452648 Yamame to neutralise the gas Yukari to infiltrate and extract the hostages Suika to act as muscle and Nicholas Cage to act like a geek and make music references.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Sep 27 19:46:03 2009 No.3452649 >>3452643 THREE seans? that's cheating bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:48:03 2009 No.3452658 >>3452649 You best be trolling. They're all Sean Connery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:50:03 2009 No.3452679 My team: Lily White Daiyousei Tewi Kisume

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:51:03 2009 No.3452685 File: 1.99 MB, 2420x1513, 1239402246512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Teams of 2. Infiltrate by sea via mini subs. Enter in small tunnel system. Make it to the top. Disable guidance chips on missiles. Exfiltrate.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Sep 27 19:51:03 2009 No.3452686 File: 6 KB, 368x264, 1236543003962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3452658

>>	Bartleby Sun Sep 27 19:52:03 2009 No.3452689 Well, regardless of my team, I'll be sure to bring her underwear, she seems to be needing some.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:52:03 2009 No.3452693 >>3452679 Don't forget Shizuha and Koakuma

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:53:03 2009 No.3452696 Reimu. Marisa. Alice. Sakuya. Youmu. THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING REBEL ONE ACT-SHUN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:12:03 2009 No.3452811 So....who will be the rocket man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:24:03 2009 No.3452884 File: 76 KB, 417x313, swat_4_the_stetchkov_syndicate_profilelarge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] U1 roger, show is in en rout, ETA driving time...

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Sep 27 20:25:03 2009 No.3452892 >>3452884 UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DEADLY FORCE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:25:03 2009 No.3452895 Alice's house can hold 80 hostages? Are you sure they're still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:27:03 2009 No.3452905 File: 301 KB, 578x702, 1252136548110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm on Eirin's side, traitorous scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:29:03 2009 No.3452914 File: 209 KB, 600x600, 1250479265463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Target is in sight...do I have permission to fire?....over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:32:03 2009 No.3452925 File: 551 KB, 451x683, hmmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:33:03 2009 No.3452928 File: 68 KB, 717x529, GreenSmokeMarkPositions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3452914 Negative. Green smoke! Green Smoke! Abort Abort!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 20:37:03 2009 No.3452953 >>3452928 That's Eirin's poison cloud!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 21:01:03 2009 No.3453120 Why does /jp/ like Nicholas Cage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 21:57:03 2009 No.3453439 File: 27 KB, 244x283, goodbadugly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who needs a team?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:09:03 2009 No.3453537 >>3453120 Who doesn't like Nicholas Cage?

Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:09:03 2009 No.3453530
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Five years ago, in 2004, a crack NEET unit was sent to prison by a moon court for a crime they didn't commit. These women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Gensokyo bamboo forest. Today, still wanted by the moon government, they survive as danmakuists of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Ei-Team.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:02:03 2009 No.3453874 >>3453537 I dunno, man. He seems to have the same apprehensive/guilt-ridden face in every movie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:06:37 2009 No.3453893 >>3452620 > Old. I already read this on http://www.anantalk.com/ (anan = anon) last night. Fortune: You will have sex tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:09:03 2009 No.3453908 >>3453439 Well, in A Few Dollars More and The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly, he does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:10:03 2009 No.3453912 >>3453874 I think he's the lovable fool. As they say, Nicholas Cage is great at acting out Nicholas Cage; the only problem is that some of his characters aren't really supposed to be Nicholas Cage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:12:03 2009 No.3453917 >>3453912 > some of his characters aren't really supposed to be Nicholas Cage. I would kill to be a Nicholas Cage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:15:03 2009 No.3453931 >>3453912 So he's like a Meg Ryan or Hugh Grant type where he can only play one character, only not shit like those actors? I guess I can see that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:19:03 2009 No.3453953 File: 790 KB, 1333x2000, Chev Chelios.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari to portal in Utsuho, Kanako, Yuka as spearhead Reimu, Marisa and Sanae as back ups ALTERNATIVE: I send this guy, alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:20:03 2009 No.3453960 This makes me think of an X-Men Legends style Touhou game. Meiling, Sakuya, Patchouli, Remilia: SCARLET DEVIL DOMINANCE! + 15% exp with every kill!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:20:03 2009 No.3453961 >>3453953 No electricity in most of Gensokyo. Your guy dies of heart failure within the hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:25:03 2009 No.3453984 File: 32 KB, 722x510, Fucking infidels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking infidels, I'll take her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:27:03 2009 No.3453992 File: 266 KB, 600x800, 1252914694387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari alone is all you need, really

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:30:03 2009 No.3454005 File: 413 KB, 1280x800, tf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:30:03 2009 No.3454008 >>3454005 I think that about does it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:37:03 2009 No.3454032 Bruce Willis No shoes A lighter to blow up moving rockets through their dripping fuel only Final Destination

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:37:03 2009 No.3454033 Nuke the house. I don't care if there are hostages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:39:03 2009 No.3454041 >>3453530 Hahaha oh wow

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:40:03 2009 No.3454043 >>3452627 Who are the hostages? Why do I care? Do they owe me money?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:40:03 2009 No.3454044 >>3453120 I think we like Sean Connery more than Nicholas Cage in that movie...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:45:03 2009 No.3454060 >>3453537 But if you send Nicholas Cage into the mission, he's such a coward that he'll just be Gone in 60 seconds

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:50:03 2009 No.3454088 >>3454060 Oh u.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:53:03 2009 No.3454100 All I need is Goldsmith, BROnove, Gaap, and Virgillia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:29:03 2009 No.3454266 >>3454060 I think if he met a worth enough opponent...there will be a face/off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:32:03 2009 No.3454281 >>3454266 Or it could be so disappointing that it makes his mission in Bangkok Dangerous.

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