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>> No.34564002
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>> No.34564009

Need a big, slavic Ice Queen with a thick accent who squats and smokes with her Glacies guards

>> No.34564028
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If you don't reply to this post your dick will get sucked during your sleep tonight!

>> No.34564053

Should I take the mofupill or the kotpill?

Fluffy wives appeal to me

>> No.34564089
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Why not just a really fluffy kot?

>> No.34564092
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I think kot over mofu.
Less deception and more fierce, which is how I prefer it.

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Definitely kot

>> No.34564124

I've had a meeting like this with a cheetah, the little big cat was totally interested in people

>> No.34564300

I love my Wendigo wife!

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Both are pretty good, but I lean more to foxes, kots just can't quite compete with the refinement and sophistication of a fluffy fox.

>> No.34564548

Oh yeah? Well I love my black harpy wife even more! Even if she keeps taking my keys.

>> No.34564563
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When problems overwhelm us and sadness smothers us, where do we find the will and the courage to continue? Well the answer may come in the caring voice of a friend, a chance encounter with a book, or from a personal faith. For Janet, help came from her faith, but it also came from a squirrel. Shortly after her divorce, Janet lost her father then she lost her job, she had mounting money problems. But Janet not only survived, she worked her way out of despondency and now she says, life is good again. How could this happen? She told me that late one autumn day when she was at her lowest, she watched a squirrel storing up nuts for the winter, one at a time she would take them to the nest. And she thought, if that squirrel can take care of herself with a harsh winter coming on, so can I. Once I broke my problems into small pieces, I was able to carry them, just like those acorns, one at a time.

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>> No.34564598

Hedonism is not a valid alternative to happiness. Janet should focus on finding a loving husband and a fulfilling relationship, rather than storing up on multiple nuts for the 'winter'.

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Must mate with Regura hags!

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how dare you make your wife suffer

>> No.34564982

Anon, you and I both know there's a hole poked in that condom.

>> No.34565013

>he thinks the condom is intact

>> No.34565088

you're still entertaining the idea of depraving your wife of a child.if she offers a condom you slap it away immeadiatly

>> No.34565174

I like to think the man in this situation would be trying to first stabilize their married life first planning out, getting a proper job, not relying so much in the hyperconpetent wife. While the monster girl would 200% want many children.

>> No.34565435

You vill breed ze bugs

>> No.34565507
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you will hold the paws

>> No.34565597

I will run through monster town with a boner at full mast

>> No.34565702

My waifu sometimes likes to tease me by holding my hand and then asking if I'd be happier if she had squishy beans.

Then before I can even answer, she starts doing this thing where she massages my hand, and I freeze up.

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I want to bend a Gremlin over one of her machines shes working on and fuck her so hard that she forgets what it even does.

>> No.34565751

I would love to have my head patted by those beans

>> No.34565850

Whats the punishment for groping the asses of single monster girls?

>> No.34566010
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you vill let them bite you as they please

>> No.34566024

Getting groped back with interest

>> No.34566074

then they gonna need to pierce my rawhide like skin, partner

>> No.34566118

I would let a little vamp mosquito feed on me. She's such a cutie, and it's very endesring seeing her try so hard to get my attention while buzzing around me. I just don't think I could tell one no.

>> No.34566175

Angels would force their asses on your dick for three days, clenching and forcing you to ejaculate between the asscheeks at any complaint until you got rid of those polluted urges.

>> No.34566238

ass jobs, hmm? what if I molest the angels they send?

>> No.34566241

What if it accidentally slips in? Does that cause instant corruption?

>> No.34566347
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Guess they reward you with sex for showing your dedication to religion

>> No.34566393

Why do I think that angels are the most perverted ones?

>> No.34566419
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I'm sorta curious to know how the guy who asked for the 'Strong wildman gets civilized by weaker monster' story in the Magus story request thread feels about the Dark Elf dominatrix twist on it we ended up getting, i assume he imagined more something akin to Tarzan and Jane rather than Tarzan and the whip mistress
I actually liked the story since i'm into that freak stuff but i can see how it's a no-zone for some people

>> No.34566431

MGQ Cupid is definitely one as she would come down from heaven just to rape a man

>> No.34566456

I was looking for that type but was kinda my fault for not saying any more than that in my post

>> No.34566501

I still say big cats make the best cousters.

>> No.34566506

I mean they are locked up in Heaven without any sexual activity, needing to look over or guide mortals which means most of the time they watch men fuck monster girls while they get nothing. And if they come down to guide heroes, there is the absurdly high risk of a man that gets raped to abandon the quest and go live a happily married life with a monster. Must be one hell of a sexually frustrated race.
Most MGQ angels are so perverted they put the monsters to shame.

>> No.34566507

Because god is a hypocrite only their creations can rape humans not the other one!

>> No.34566547

is that a fallen angel typing?

>> No.34566569

Based fallen angel.

>> No.34566597

As far as it counts i'm glad we got what we did in the end, at least it was something unexpected
Not saying the classic gruff wildman kind woman dynamic isn't endearing but it is a classic

>> No.34566689

You were supposed to resist the trials of lust imposed by the monster girls to be rewarded a Heaven fucking and impregnating angels to spread the kingdom of the God far and wide, NOT GET RAPED BY ANY RANDOM GREENWORM THAT APPEARS IN YOUR PATH

>> No.34566738

>It is a fine day in post-monstergirl takeover Lescatie as a Tourney is taking place
>Monstergirls and girl-knights have come far and wide to participate in such a glorious day to prove their Knightley skills and their chivalry AND to win whatever reward or price awaits them
>And in this tourney, the price is the hand in marriage for a Lescatien Noble Child, a Marquis Gregoire De Milosz, age 15 and son of Duke Emmanuel De Milosz and Mercedes Von Teese, a Wight from Sylvania
>And the participating knights for this tourney and eager to win the marriage of are mainly monstergirls but there is going to be one human knightly lady who manage to make the cut of being able to be a part of the tourney
>There are four knights in total as the tournament announcer comes in to announce the participants in his very clear Lescatien (French) accent
>"Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages from Lescatie! Welcome to zis year's annual tournament! Where knights from here in Lescatie to other lands from far and wide come here to demonstrate, show and flex their Knightley skills and combat prowess!" The crowd cheers and claps as the announcer says out loud.
>The announcer continues. "And for this tourney's grand price is ze marriage for Marquis Gregoire De Milosz age 15, son of Duke Emmanuel De Milosz and madame Mercedes Von Teese of Sylvania." The crowd woos as a lot of women in the crowd ranging from monstergirls to human woman go "ooohhh and aaaahhh" or "Ara Ara!"
>The meek little noble boy Gregoire waves modestly with a visible blush on his face
>"And to the other visitors and audiences who are not from here in Lescatie and come from further away lands. We welcome you here in Lescatie. Where we hope you have a lovely and romantic visit, King Castor and Lady Druella welcome you all. And we also hope you have a wonderful and romantic visit and even find a special someone to be in love with and enjoy a glass of wine with, Hon Hon!" *Clears throat* "Now allow me to introduce you to our participating knights!"
>a demonic Knight in skimpy feminine bikini armor walks in with sway
>First, introducing: Bernadetta Varley, a Dark Knight hailing from ze Royal Makai, and a hard working member of ze Monstergirl Military forces." The audience clap and cheer as the next monstergirl Knight comes in
>"Next is a Lizard Woman hailing ze Amazonian Jungles of Lustria, Sithis of Marsh Jumper!"
>As the crowd cheers a real colored lizard woman lugging a great sword on her shoulder strides in with chadness, points her sword to Gregoire and says "By the command of the Slann the fierce Amazon chieftains and with a blessing from Ares. I shall win this game and add another deliciously fair skinned boy to our collection! Chief Margaret wants to indulge suck on her bossoms!" The lizard woman raises her sword with a fist to get another cheer from the crowd
>Then an Orc monstergirl comes waddling in, and suddenly a "WAAAGH!" and cockney accent shouting is heard from orc mamono from the crowd
>Still, the announcer says: "And our third participating knight is Aurash, an Orc Mamono of Raid Boss Dura's Orc Band!"
>Then the orc girl says "I is gonna win dis game 'ere you sees!? Imma make this look easy you hear!? And Marqwwez Greg- whatever the hells you calls it- he's gonna be my bitchboi you see! I'll make him MY breeding sow after to break in his lil virgin boy body; WAAAAGGGH!!!"
>after all the WAAAGHS and piggish oinking from the orc mamono has died down from the orc Knight and orcs in the crowd, the fourth Knight comes.
>And it is the one pure human female Knight who managed to make it through in participating in this tourney without being made into a monstergirl aswell.
>The announcer begins: "And the one human female who manages to earn her spot in zis year's tournament. But she is no ordinary female Knight, no Hon! Zis Knight is a knightly lady of Old Lescatie before Monstergirl rule!" Some hushed tones and whispers from the crowd can be heard. "I present to you, miss Dorothea Renault, a knight representing Old Lescatie and ze Lescatien Enclaves out here! We the people of Present Lescatie welcome you out of honor!"
>Despite that fact the crowd gives the human woman a hearty cheer, though the human woman does not share the same sentiment: "Still your tongues demons and all you Monster living heretics I need not your patronizing, for the only praise I need and deserve is that of our true Goddess and Creator, the Chief God Illias! For it is by her will I win this tournament and SAVE Gregoire De Milosz from lustful and decadent hands. And bring him to his only true family left, Lady Mirra of Artessnia."
>Gregoire De Milosz could not help but interject: "Actually, miss Dorothea. My family is completely fine. My mom and dad will be here in ten minutes-"

(Will continue next post)

>> No.34566750

nah, ain't getting raped by a green worm, but by a wurm, hell ya sign me up. Also angels a shit

>> No.34566789
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t. demon

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>The human knight Dorothea interrupts him. "Fear not Gregoire! And please stay strong. I swear in the Name of Illias, I will win this disgraceful example of a tourney and bring you to your auntie Mirra's lands and protection. The Chief God wills it!"
>Then the announcer pipes up: "Now zat ze introductions to our contestants is done. We shall first begin ze tournament with-"
>But then the yells of a woman comes from the entrance of the tourney grounds: "WAIT STOP! STOOOOOP!!! DO NOT START THIS TOURNAMENT YET!!!"
>Then accompanied from more yells from men and women. "Lady you better not enter there that's for the contestants!" "Hey! She just headed to the tourney grounds!"
>Then a surprising sight just came in; which is another human woman, looks older, also in full plate armor and weilding a cudgel/warhammer rushes into the tourney grounds but a couple of Monstergirl and human male guardsmen also try to stop the unknown plated woman but are too late.
>"Sacre Bleu!!! What is ze meaning of zis nonsense!?" We are in ze middle of starting this tourney and here you are! Barging in with no announcement or explanation! Explain yourself mademoiselle!" The announcer exclaims
>The armored woman then explains. "I'm sorry. Very sorry for such late announcement. I was told so long as I came in with conviction and true love in my heart, I can come in to participate in this tournament regardless if I'm an official knight or not! My name is Ria. I am Ria from Victor's Hollow, age 34 and I come... As a peasant, a peasant woman with my own suit of armor and cudgel forged by my relative uncle. To win the heart of and Marriage of Marquis Gregoire De Milosz, for I am in love with him."
>The audiences, announcer and even the participating knights and the noble boy are dumb found as the announcer says: "You cannot be serious!? Mademoiselle Ria, you do realize only official knights and or official and recognize fighters can participate in a tournament. It also does not help that you outright admit you are a literal peasant, a nobody from a far off town. What makes you think you have any right to participate, let alone deserve a chance to be married to a noble boy!? For all anyone knows, you STOLE that suit of armor and Warhammer from an actual knight!"
>Then some parts of the audiences begin laughing at the armored woman Ria and even the Monstergirl knights seem to point, laugh and jeer at the meer unimpressive, not-so-young woman who is a practical nobody.
>Even the human knight Dorothea is rather unimpressed, crossed her arms and even outright offended at the sight of a peasant participating in a tourney.
>But then the noble boy Gregoire yells every one to be quiet; "EVERYONE, BE QUIET!" this rather surprises everyone as he continues:
>"I recognize this peasant woman. I know her, miss Ria of Victor's Hollow is an acquaintance of mine. You see people, when me and my parents visited Victor's Hollow, I was told by my parents at the time I could walk and explore the town at the time since it was one of the many monter friendly places. And that peasant Ria, she was a kind waitress who showed me around town before my parents called me. And well... She was the prettiest woman I saw at the time and I felt kinda, weird when I met her, talked to her and. And... Look people- mister announcer, please let miss Ria of Victor's Hollow participate. Give her a chance! Especially if... She loves me...

Please forgive the long greentext as I felt my question had a but if an associating story. Do you think in the world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia there are times where an underdog human woman can have a shot or chance of earning the love of a special human boy or man? Because the power of love compells as the Love Goddess Eros would say so?

Also what do you think is the outcome of the greentext story? Which knight rightfully deserves the marriage and having-of-sex with the noble boy?

>> No.34566812

Most stories take place within the same universe, albeit with little interaction between the characters. The ushi in chapter 50 is one of Stola's children, hence the Eros seal.

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>> No.34566872

I never made the connection but now that you point it out i do feel stupid for not noticing it as the Ushi short is probably my favourite side-story of the various ones

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Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

>> No.34566939

you hear me, I'd rather take a greenworm because angels too vanilla, it's like you took a woman and slapped in some wings onto her and gave her a halo

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>No 7ft yeti clad in spiky armor and riding and equally spiky horse that wants a cute soft southman who isn’t used to the cold up north and be forced to cuddle her constantly

>> No.34566964

yes, it does. It too cute

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If the goddess didn't want me having lewd thoughts about angels, why did she make them like this?

>> No.34566992

That's how they get you.

>> No.34567021

you'd lose the momemt you see one and she says she's cold and hungry, i know you'd take her with you

>> No.34567085

Yeah I would, and she wouldn't like me due to the fact I eat a lot of meat

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Some of them even have mofu too

>> No.34567161
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>There are "people" ITT that don't like perfect beautiful Seraph girls

>> No.34567163

are they any old angels? asking for a friend of course

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Please be on the lookout for lonely succs. They deserve love too.

>> No.34567223

Imagine rubbing and huffing those wings hahaha
As a joke haha

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and? what are you going to do about it

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>> No.34567364

Still better than *lves

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>> No.34567376

>are they any old angels?
When an angel calls sabbath a bunch of brats, she means it.

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But that doesn't make sense because elves are best

>> No.34567426

thats a very low bar that even a greenworm can jump over

>> No.34567434
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I would do so many unholy things to that goat

>> No.34567456

Hmm, where can I find these angels, I wish to..talk with them

>> No.34567463

Is the automaton she’s crying to available?

>> No.34567486
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minos are perfection, and minos are for me!

>> No.34567528

They're sort of a package deal

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I want that goat to do many unholy things to me

>> No.34567590
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How long does your wife keep you in bed? Is she a six thirty sharp kind of girl or mandatory snuggles until one pm?

>> No.34567637

my wife is small enough that i can pick her up and have snuggles on the go

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>Shit talking anon's greentext and the choice of Monstergirls and human women in the greentext
>Yet posting a Brettonian plain bitch

Atleast get better taste.

>> No.34567732

Have a wurm wife, so I end up having to stay in bed for an extra hour until she wakes up

>> No.34567749

Sorry, I like monster girls, not humans with cheap prosthetics and an even worse attitude somehow.

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I’m afraid I’ve already been captivated by the other team.

>> No.34567894

I think you both should fuck off with your Warhammer shit

>> No.34568026

Really need a mg edit of Lenny changing the 'days without incident' number from one to zero with a succ changing a 'threads without orderposting' number instead

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They're monsters and have a good attitude!

>> No.34568190

Stop posting this artist. Order troops don't look anything like that it's it's just an excuse to spam your latest warhammer artist.

>> No.34568195

It would never not be zero.

>> No.34568209

Elves as an ambiguous concept suck. Once you start delving into elf subgenres, you start to appreciate them more. Wood elves hunt you through the forest for sport, but they're kind enough once they catch you. You'll always be a bumbling fool to them, ignorant of the forces of nature and their own clumsy feet, but they think it's endearing and love you even more for it. Frost elves with pale skin and snow white hair, who insist on sharing your body heat even if you already have a wife. A frost elf husband can expect to warm her entire extended family, with family members moving in and out of the huddle depending on how warm they are. Swamp elves, who inhabit the unforgiving and unnavigable swamps. These temperamental ladies alternate from ill tempered and hot blooded to lackadaisical and easy going on a moment's notice. Not as possessive as wood elves, they know that their man can't escape the swamp without their help. Grumpy desert elves, who constantly battle other houses over control of towns and oases. Backstabbing and scheming galore, but they all follow a strict code of conduct that dictates what does and doesn't fly. Men are never harmed, as they are deemed too valuable and hard to acquire in the desert (single men are often stolen though).
You just have to get over the plain vanilla haughty high elf stereotype and do your elf reps.

>> No.34568214

Monsters in name only.

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>> No.34568235

I don't like getting whipped or chained.

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See, but I could also get those better attitudes on an actually worthwhile species.

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Not all elves are MGE dark elves or drows

>> No.34568401

I'm not taking my chances. One of them could be albino.

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The easiest way to defeat a medusa is by pinning her down and looking right into her eyes. If she turns you to "stone" your right on top of her and she isn't going anyway now

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I want to slap some hearty jungle ass

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>> No.34568493

>Impossible, why didn't you turn to stone?
>>I'm already rock-hard, baby!

>> No.34568547

Legalize what, lil Miss Wonderworm?

>> No.34568580

I wonder how many medusas got that line

>> No.34568626
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Can't you just ask them?

>> No.34568642

Dank cunny!

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Jungle ass was made for conquering!

>> No.34568715

Beware of rapekots. They cannot be tamed

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Name anything better than sloppy drunk sex with foxes

>> No.34568802

Same thing but with Danukis

>> No.34568812

You're thinking of hellhounds. Jungle kots can be tamed just fine.

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Just watch I'll tame a whole lot of them

>> No.34568838

sloppy drunk aggressive post-fight sex with minos

>> No.34568851

Mating pressing succi's and turning them into modest housewives

>> No.34568868
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Sober sex with an easily startled fox.

>> No.34568891

sober gentle sex with foxes

>> No.34568908

F for these guys

>> No.34568961

give me a bottle of whiskey, a demon silver revolver and plate armor with a steel helm. I shall conquer them as my ancestors did before me.

>> No.34568973

Yup, more anons about to be victims of their hubris, you hate to see it happen.

>> No.34569001
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Romantic sex under the covers with a wight

>> No.34569014
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Sex with brown lolis.

>> No.34569080
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sweaty, animalistic sex with a wurm

>> No.34569160
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Hot, steamy, slimy sex with a sandworm inside her oral cavity.

>> No.34569195

Making out with a Jinko

>> No.34569220

Sauna at your lakeside cabin with Sahu

>> No.34569241

Humans were the real monsters all along.

>> No.34569294
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How long will it take until it hatches into a boat?

>> No.34569371
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Getting your energy drained by a Wight after accidentally eating her ice cream

>> No.34569372

How tightly packed is the average mofuball? I'm wondering if the elastic properties could compare to a basketball.

>> No.34569425

that's second only to getting drained and being defiant to the end after intentionally eating her ice cream

>> No.34569456

>Anon stayed smug despite his own cum splattering all over the place

>> No.34569497
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>Really? Even the cashier at McNuki's?

>> No.34569522

I'd like to see a bicorn attempt to court a sandworm into the harem

>> No.34569523

both are third to pointing out that she gained a bit and pointing out her ass is nearly ripping her jeans. and then getting drained for pointing it out while being smug

>> No.34569525
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Getting drained by humping a Wight's FAT ass

>> No.34569544
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>> No.34569564

>"Hello, will you lock me up in your basement and make me your sex slave if I go on a date with you?"
>get locked up in her basement and become her sex slave

>> No.34569639

very sad, many such cases
>If I become your master you won't replace all my belongings with extensions of you and attempt to integrate yourself with me right?
>Of course not mastah
>Have all your belongings replaced with extensions of her and become integrated with your maid

>> No.34569662

What if I ambushed a Wight by cumming all over her butt? Would she be flattered?

>> No.34569678

Gentle and loving sex with your elf wife

>> No.34569688

>big mino got you in a headlock
>as she gives you a playful noogie, make eye contact and smile
>she smiles back and squeezes you tight

>> No.34569690

>pizza delivery service no longer delivers to bicorn houses after their drivers kept getting abducted into harems
>remodel their business practice to add devilbugs and beelzebubs as toppings
>make a killing, rating goes through the roof
>nurarahiyon and bicorn customers can't get enough

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>> No.34569719

That's why you should just get a kiki.

>> No.34569742

>If I become your master you wont try to tempt me into raping you while cleaning
>Silly mastah why would I do that?
>Get tempted into raping her while she's cleaning

>> No.34569785

>"we're all out of devilbugs"
>"ugh, again? alright i'll take care of this"
>goes to backroom
>guy has devilbug in missionary leglock slowly making love to her
>"alright chop chop keep breeding, we got customers expecting devil bugs, i'm not paying you to be sensual bub"

>> No.34569786
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>Nooo you cannot like them they're not real monsteeersss
Vanillachads rise

>> No.34569790

Well then it's just your own fault.

>> No.34569807
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Found a mysterious thumbdrive in my mailbox, let's see what's on it.

>> No.34569813

Anon more people like those than the more monsterous girls. I can guarantee that those 6 are higher on most people's list than Sandworm, Greenworm, Gargoyle, Flayer, Cyclops, etc.

>> No.34569834

Fuck man compare the elves to the dark mage KC should really spend a year just remaking old profiles

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'sup biaaatch?

>> No.34569866
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This, I don't like it when they are too monsterous. I typically only like the beast girls and maybe dark elves.

>> No.34569889

I like Gargoyle and Cyclops more than those six.

>> No.34569927

I said most not all. Greenworm is actually my number 1.

>> No.34569981

And none of these are done with a Baphomet.

>> No.34570060

Jokes on her, I'll ask for consent every time

>> No.34570070
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Let her try, but after she's through I'm unplugging the TV.

>> No.34570082

kikis can still get predatory if you're a lazy sack of shit. Suffice to say I am still at risk.

>> No.34570107

Lately I've been into Nurarihyons for their powers that accommodate fulfilling male desires, that is, getting a massive harem of many different girls to fight over you and to choose from in a night parade. In order to appropriately staff those 100 positions, I spent a while coming up with many different lists of categories and groupings that multiply up to 100 so that I could get a full range of women to be part of it. After many attempts and coming up with more details about the harem as a whole, I'm finally very happy with this selection.

>> No.34570136
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This is your bodyguard now.

>> No.34570158

She can wear skimpy clothing so she can get her master going.

>> No.34570181
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Remember, big breasts are indicative of large mana reserves and are a point of pride for dark mages. Feel free to compliment your magic teacher as much as you want regarding this. However, if you bring attention to their fat butts that they get from sitting around all day, they'll quickly fall apart and retaliate with the lewdest spells they know, leading to a much different learning experience.

>> No.34570203

I can't afford a bodyguard.

>> No.34570222

But I don't need a bodyguard?

>> No.34570266
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I'm sure you can repay her somehow.

Yes you do she said so.

>> No.34570268

So those are just balloons under her clothes, right?

>> No.34570271
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>Only double digit age
Too young for me, I'm not an elf pedo

>> No.34570290

please tell me she's got a full bush

>> No.34570300

>170 lbs
We're looking at at LEAST 25lbs of milkers here, fellas.

>> No.34570331

needs an armbinder and gag

>> No.34570355

>I'm sure you can repay her somehow.
Even if she worked for free, I couldn't afford her accommodations, I can't hire her.

>> No.34570362

if she's willing to go into her records and remove her age, she probably cast a spell to manipulate her weight before her information was recorded, too. You might think you're getting a 78kg bodyguard, but you'll find out that things aren't adding up real quick when you're ambushed by your own bodyguard in the night and you're unable to even budge the ridiculous amount of elf weight that's pinning you down.

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Pick a flavor

>> No.34570396

Imagine being a waste of oxygen when you have the best girl in the world supporting and gently nagging you.

>> No.34570442

But I asked for a Kunoichi that can't fit through a window, not a lying elf.

Chocolate swirl. I don't know why one would expect anything else when they're already swirling.

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a happy meal!

>> No.34570484

she's not a good fit for me. I'd want someone who likes me for who I am, not what I could be.

>> No.34570540
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>But I asked for a Kunoichi that can't fit through a window
Did you now?

>> No.34570588

Sucks to know we can't talk about mgefied WH fantasy without running the risk of some autist interjecting his off-topic spam into the conversation and shitting up the thread

>> No.34570605

Judging by the size of the guy next to them they're pretty big. That's lovely

>> No.34570613

Yes, I had an extra large, extra squeaky crawlspace installed for just that purpose.

>> No.34570631

Gonna get dirty with her in the toilet stall!

>> No.34570655

Fair. Kikis are for people that want to be "better," or imagine a girl that would be satisfied with them as they are anyway. Everyone else gets shog.

>> No.34570663

>we can't talk about mgefied WH fantasy
Go back to your shitty /tg/ thread for that.

>> No.34570691

There are ways to talk about these things without spamming off-topic garbage anon

>> No.34570711

choco fox, for me, I love me some dark-skinned gals

>> No.34570762

And what exactly make her unable to enter through normal windows?

>> No.34570777

Warhammer faggotry belongs in /tg/ you mentally retarded spammer. Nobody want your shit here.

>> No.34570785

Wouldn't they get laughed out of /tg/ or something if they brought up canon mge?

>> No.34570799 [DELETED] 

It's always funny when a big Kunoichi tries to take out a shota emperor and his small size throws her off.

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You have me confused with someone else. I'm talking about pic related, not would xy Warhammer army beat the Order. Don't respond to my posts again fagboy

>> No.34570864

A few reasons that might make her cry if spoken.
Sensitive girls can be so difficult...
Such a shame, since I still find her lovely.

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Playing cards with monster girls!

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Does she apologies profusely every time she gets stuck somewhere?

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>> No.34571021

No I'm talking about the mentally retarded /d/ faggot that posts under the name Warhammer Fantasy Anon that won't go away stop trying make warhammer fantasy in /jp/ a thing.

>> No.34571032

>He doesn't want a gaggle of filled condoms jangling around on his wife's g-string like a bunch of medals.
>His wife doesn't make him use condoms to record his performance so she can brag about his loads to anomamanous

>> No.34571036

>playing poker with a march hare
>she reasons her full house wouldn't be complete without some children to go along with it.

>> No.34571043

She's the type that says she was just testing security while blushing. She has to be made to "apologize" later.

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>> No.34571052

Even more important question, does she end her sentences with "de gozaru"?

>> No.34571083

the best way to record performance would be by the amount of babies they have

>> No.34571084

fuck that, ya can show that by showing how many buns in the oven that her hubby put in her

>> No.34571092

Not exactly but it triggers off this one schizo who can't stop talking about how much he hates MGE and can't figure out why nobody wants to talk to him anymore.

>> No.34571159

That's cancer too. Anything that draws attention to /tg/ topics should go there.

>> No.34571178

The only good Majin type is Trumpart.
>card suit shenanigans
>portal abilities
>competent thanks to enlistment
>cool hat

>> No.34571210

Yes, the warhammer retard is indeed obsessed.

>> No.34571308

What is a Majin? KC seems to include any Not!Humans in that group.

>> No.34571337
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>> No.34571342

Probably a breed that could pass for a human if you can't sense mana.

>> No.34571352

>if you bring attention to their fat butts
>tell loli dark mage she has a fat butt
>she blushes, but just gets smugger and responds with something like "not bad for a kid, right?"

>> No.34571360

That’s pretty much what it is. Otherwise-humans considered monsters due to how DE has affected them.
Kinda like incubi really.

>> No.34571415

Sad violin intensifies

>> No.34571428

Nah I agree that guys a faggot who doesn't belong here. The entire point of what I'm saying is that it's a shame that one thing can get it's reputation soiled on the account of a few spamming autists. I'm going to stop now so this doesn't keep going

>> No.34571455

Send men to deliver to married couples and the mamano to deliver to single monsters. Problem solved

>> No.34571476

When I first saw this I assumed it was Cynthia from Pokemon due to the black and gold headband
unless it is

>> No.34571477

>Everyone checks the "I'm married" box to make sure they're sent a cute human boy
Well, at least they'd only be lying about it once. You'd probably get a higher return rate of your driver's if you just used human women.

>> No.34571505
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I kinda like ear protectors

>> No.34571521

Men should not be working. They should be at home, barefoot in the kitchen, while their wives are out making money to support their family.

>> No.34571533

So, Bogey is a giant pillow that pins you down and keeps you there until the pain of life goes away?

>> No.34571544

Very good anon!

>> No.34571547

she's an ogre pillow. it's kind of unclear.

>> No.34571566

does she have layers?

>> No.34571569

She can cover them up all she likes but that won't stop me from touching the ears

>> No.34571616

She can but they usually strip them off pretty quick

>> No.34571627

Layers of fluff and cotton.

Smells like freshly washed sheets.

>> No.34571662
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>Dissing the hair whore
>Not kissing the hair whore
That's a cello.

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>> No.34571679

she's hella smart

>> No.34571696

I stand by my statement.

>> No.34571716

I build my church on a rock.
Yours is built on sand.

>> No.34571777

I would say “majin-type in a monster girl thread” is a foundation of Chinese structural concrete, but that’s me.

>> No.34571778
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that explains that swimsuits

>> No.34571790

>Yours is built on sand.

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>> No.34571855

I thought it was corn.

>> No.34571881

Hair whores are underrated.

>> No.34571970
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zipangese kobolds are cute

>> No.34572245

I’d rather a sith than that thing.

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>> No.34572336

The Queen's kobolds are pretty adorable, though.

>> No.34572373
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Somewhere out there, there is an alternate universe where everything isn't shit and Makoto has her own anon.

>> No.34572439

Sauce me

>> No.34572463


(C95) [Kinoko no karutei-nu (Tamura Shimeji)] Makoto to Issho ni | Together With Makoto (BLAZBLUE) [English]

Happy fappy.

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>> No.34572520
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I want to tie up a troll and tickle her feet and butt mercilessly. I feel like she would actually cry "boo hoo" in a silly but endearing Swedish accent.

>> No.34572536

Danke doktor

>> No.34572543
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Sleepy lich

>> No.34572580

She's as flat as a body pillow hahahaha

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>> No.34572610

>she doesn't need to sleep
>but she does like the cuddles...

>> No.34572698
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Heathens don't understand.

>> No.34572834
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i do understand
smaller is better

>> No.34572848

A plucky attitude isn’t going to help them fight off a huge Jinko who’s wants to turn their childhood friend Anon into a daddy.

>> No.34572901

>crossover corruption
I like this sort of thing

>> No.34572925

Missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation with my Human ex Order soldier wife.
The current DL gives us a nice stipend for having a huge family of humans near her borders.

>> No.34572933

>flirt with a 75 year old elf with g cups
>her sabbath sisters calls you a pedo freak and to get a girl thats triple digits at least

>> No.34572946
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Is it true that onis are the decedents of demons who got into lifting and drinking sake?

>> No.34572989
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>> No.34573033

Why do I need a bodyguard? I’m just a groundskeeper!

>> No.34573295


>> No.34573429

>He doesn't know

>> No.34573443
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I just wanna shove my tongue up her butthole and really savor her taste

>> No.34573452
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Do you know how many times this general dies every day?

>> No.34573455

I popped a woody just typing that

>> No.34573490

Fool! Who do you think allows Lord Nobunaga's secret heir to lead such a peaceful life?!

>> No.34573499

going to need the downlow

>> No.34573560
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I'm more into fluff stuff but that doesn't sound too bad either...

>> No.34573603

>Lord Nobunaga's secret heir
But I’m not Japanese... I’m Irish, German, English, French, and Native American.

>> No.34573843


>> No.34573874

Your the secret heir because you haven't even been married into the family yet

>> No.34573880
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>> No.34573906
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>Wake up one morning
>Hear knocking on the door
>A voice kicks in
>"Milord, your blade has come for you. Open this door and let me be joined with you, so that we may expand our kingdom."
What do?

>> No.34574025

Open the door to see whats going on.

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>> No.34574205
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>> No.34574211
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>Mamano daughters cause a tide of evil across the land

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>> No.34574467

And Nobunaga-dono was a massive Westaboo. Of course he would spread his virile (ha...) seed abroad.

>> No.34574494

Open door and receive my free sword, obviously.

>> No.34574534
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Marry horses,

>> No.34574605

Cows being mogged by bigger cows is making me feel funny.

>> No.34574612 [DELETED] 

An elephant girl blocks your path!

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I'd rather marry reindeer.

>> No.34574752

I want to watch Centorea drink extra extra thicc holst milk.

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Gremtarii or Necwans?

>> No.34574800

stop hoarding tech i need that new plasma dildo now!

>> No.34574801
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Trolls are made for sexy clothes

>> No.34574815

I like to imagine any kind of Automaton is nervous around Grems. The next time they power up after running their sleep-cycle, they might wake up with larger chest and ass modules.

>> No.34574836

>the ass freckles
yeah hitting it from behind all day, that ass is going to be bright pink when i'm done with it

>> No.34574849

I couldn’t see it. I’m way too white.

That is more accurate to what I would see them saying to me.

I didn’t ask to be born dad!

>> No.34574867
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>Onee-sabbath vs sabbath
I wanna see this picture with a dark mage and a witch

>> No.34574884

hard pass

>> No.34574885
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Trolls were made to be licked all over
Trolls were made to smother you with their large breasts and asses
Trolls were made to be bred day and night

>> No.34574887

>making your troll waifu instantly squirt just by smacking her weapons grade booty all day

I love it. I wanna get her paranoid by sneaking around all day and smacking her ass.

>> No.34574904

The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.34574954

Personally I'd like the reverse, a Troll who loves to grope me and tease my body with her hands.

>> No.34575000

>Hello? Is this the Ushi Hotline? Yes, I am a lonely man in need in love. My Address is-- Oh, you already have it? When should I expec--

>> No.34575003
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Translation when?

>> No.34575015

>call the ushi hotline
>trapdoor opens underneath you
>ushi cave complete with web dakis
>how did they know?

>> No.34575026
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Reminder: Warrior girls are weak to anal

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>> No.34575056
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The required troll punishment is having their giant ass smacked and feet tickled until they're a sobbing mess

>> No.34575060

>Tournaments where the prize is a man's hand in marriage
This seems like a really impersonal way to marry.

>> No.34575066

How can sabbath girls compete?

>> No.34575079

This is why you keep an eye on the gremlin technocracy.
Also surprised that it wasn't the pharaoh that decided to go the full living metal route.

>> No.34575110

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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by calling you onii-chan

>> No.34575153

People worry about nachos when in reality it's the Ushi's and their webs you should be concerned about

>> No.34575195

This is mostly because the other spiders don't sit around in caves sulking their whole lives.

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>> No.34575235

Counterpoint: ara ara

>> No.34575285
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>Portals to MGE world start to appear in your neighborhood
>People start to gather around in curiosity
>Still not quite operational yet
>News crew hits the scene
>You're standing by
>You know this is the day you're gonna come face to face with your elegant, canine waifu
>Portal starts to glow brighter and make much more noise
>This is it, you can feel it
>Your belly is full of butterflies as you wait with excitement
>A throng of p'orcers bust through
>The crowd is overwhelmed
>Every single man is quickly subdued and dragged back through the portal, you included
>News spreads everywhere of the event
>A small clip of you getting carried away with a look of shock and horror on your face by a thicc p'orcer loudly exclaiming "haha! This bitch boy is mine!"

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a glimpse of the forbidden lands

>> No.34575335


I have a nee-san kink. And not like, lolibaba nee-san.

>> No.34575373

I just want to play with Bapho's breast buds like you wouldn't believe

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>> No.34575427

That's a good expression on that Gremlin

>> No.34575466

Pray that my wolf waifu saves me from these disgusting piggus

>> No.34575521

Pray that the P'orcs don't have a brick house.

>> No.34575523
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>> No.34575548

>Black or Brown Hair
>Gold Irises
what monstergirl goes best with this?

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>> No.34575576

Virgin mommy milkers.

>> No.34575579

>Cargo and personnel transportation
>Despite appearances, strong as all fuck.
>Despite appearances, actually fucking huge (Anyone who has stood near a real horse would understand.)
>Lethal bucking and trampling.
>MOUNTED CAVALIERLY (Bonus: Centaur can use a melee weapon and her rider can use a ranged weapon, or a second melee weapon I guess.)
And now
>Also a portable milk dispenser
Humans and horses have been close for a reason. Second to anime logic magic there would be no better monster girl for utility and personal protection.

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They really are best

>> No.34575646

>canine wife
I am running full force into that portal nude, screaming, and oiled so I can reach my wurm wife

>> No.34575663

>MOUNTED CAVALIERLY (Bonus: Centaur can use a melee weapon and her rider can use a ranged weapon, or a second melee weapon I guess.)
Is couple cavalry a part of the Demon Lord's army?

>> No.34575703

wisp >>>> piggus

>> No.34575747

Whatever makes her happy, but I am curious about the logistics of it all

>> No.34575748

Forget the autists, bro, this is good stuff. Can't wait to read the rest

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Can I be kidnapped by elves instead?

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>> No.34575862
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A while back on some other site there this one joke about a dragon that claims an entire office building as hers and the workers as her children that she insusts they call her mom

>> No.34575888

Would the women in the office monsterize into dragons?

>> No.34575900

Would be cool if they did

>> No.34575905

I'm 100% sure that was taken from this.

>> No.34575931

Possibly lesser dragons/dragonewts?

>> No.34575941

I'd rather be kidnapped by dark elves or by a h'orc.

>> No.34575969

>Dragon heard the saying “It takes money to make money”
>Hostile takeovers office building by defenestrating slime boss
>Was actually the bubble slime janitor as everyone works from home now but she doesn’t really care
>Installs her own workforce of creeping coin workers
>Have fake work meetings and reports that just boil down to praising the dragon boss
>Things get exciting when new janitor anon gets to the office

>> No.34575994

Kot buttholes taste like ______

>> No.34575999

I wonder if monsters would clear the way if I jumped into the portals towards the invading force and shouted about how I must go find my love and none shall impede my quest to find her.

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>I'd rather be kidnapped by dark elves
Good boy

>> No.34576015

Can I get a nice Dark Elf?

>> No.34576019

They'd all break ranks to start proving their love for you.

>> No.34576029

>Happy Eros noises.

>> No.34576052

Kot. Fascinating, I know.

>> No.34576056
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She's very nice. As long as you do as she says

>> No.34576074

Trips of basedness.

>> No.34576083

At least the Ice Queen and slav HR department are no longer an issue

>> No.34576091

>defenestrating slime boss
That’s not nice

>> No.34576120

>"we have a runner here girls"

>> No.34576121

What's she gonna tell me to do?

>> No.34576135

And this is why I'm staying in my room until I've confirmed the situation in the case of any happenings. I mean, imagine if MGQ monsters or like some kind of Sharknado situation happened instead.

>> No.34576137

Na na na, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
>lubed for fun

>> No.34576140

it's okay, she landed on her future husband

>> No.34576160

I'm sorry but I'm looking for my future waifu.

>> No.34576176

>anon walking down the street
>slime with disheveled office lady clothes falls on him
>and that's how I met your mother

>> No.34576187

>When a local Rata hears lord anon likes girls on the 'soft side'

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Just go to the forest at night.

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Oh you know, the usual: stress relief, magical experiments, house chores, testing new equipment, gaining political support by lending you to other elves, etc

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>> No.34576272

Wtf Satori?

>> No.34576283

How many centuries will it take her to grow into those horns?

>> No.34576301

Nah, I am not running, there is no need cause I. Found. My. Prey. All wrapped like presents, ready to be ravaged

>> No.34576349

is that center right panel a reference to what I think it is?

>> No.34576368

Well as long as I get cuddles I'm fine.

>> No.34576541
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Yes you'll get that and more but don't make her mad or you'll be punished

>> No.34576592

Is it wrong that I want to achieve riches and renown within the monster girl world just to make proud, muscled, monster girl knights and warriors soft broodmothers?

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>> No.34576639

Woah, expensive mofu.

>> No.34576647

What a cuck

>> No.34576664

/tg/ is that way

>> No.34576686

I don’t see what disapproval of cuckqueans has anything to do with them but alright

>> No.34576705
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>So the Outsider was there as he could be found, traveling around with all the Mythril on the Elf Kings armor, and the armor of all his guards and all his attendants on his bag.
>How he had won it all on an archery competition with the Elf King without a single arrow, and then escaped by lashing a rope to a strange bird and hanging from it is a story for another day.
>But as he was trudging by, the Outsider was encountered by one of this world´s most mysterious creatures.
>A woman! Yes! Also a Lilim! Druella, the Fourth Daughter of the Maou was there, on the road, as the Outsider traveled by. And she called on to him.
<"Young man, where are you taking all the relic armor from the Elf King to?" She asked.
>"Why, back to my world for study and reverse engineering!" He responded.
>This made her very worried, as the question of where would world hopping be made first: A world without internal sewage, or a world with quantum computers has been postulated to her kind, and they had bet wrong.
>So she decided to seduce him, and steal his secrets.
<"Oh, Outsider, forget those old rusty armors. Come to me, and I shall fullfill your deepest fantasies! I can smell you are a Virgin, I shall make all of your sexual desires true!" She offered.
>"Oh? Then give me a glass of ice cold Coke and Rum."
>The Lilim was more than confused with this.
>"I have been told sex is pretty great and all, but have you ever had a glass of ice cold Coke?" The Outsider said. "I´ll show you."
>There was no way a glass of "Coke" and Rum was better than sex, the Lilim thought. No way either for the outsider to give her an ice cold glass of nothing on this road without the ice melting.
>So the Lilim let the Ousider go on the road undisturbed, on the condition that he brought her this novel drink before the day was done, or all the Hellhounds of the realm would know his scent before the night was done, to pursue him and bring him to her.
>The Outsider left, and later that day returned on a very heavy and strange carriage. It had no horses, so it moved very . And from that carriage, he produced a white box, on which more than a shovel of ice had probably be poured in, along with a single glass with a black draught.
<"Very well, I shall drink. But how can I know this is not poison?" The Lilim asked.
>"I´ll take a sip first. Then, you may gulp it all down." Was the answer she got.
<"An indirect kiss!? Such degeneracy!"
>Still, the Outsider took a sip of the draught, and passed the drink over to Druella. After she waved hand signs to the glass and came up with nothing, she took the glass to her lips and took the whole drink with a huge gulp.
>The effect was inmediate, as she plopped to the ground and began to vibrate on a massive sugar rush. No poison had been neccesary, as a Coke had more sugar on it than the stomach of a middle age era individual could handle, and alcohol better refined than anyone could think possible didnt help either.
>The Outsider smiled, and climbed inside his carriage. It pointed himself at the sun, and chased it so fast flames sprouted at the tracks of its wheels.
>The Lilim did, eventually, after digesting all the sugar, make all the Hellhounds of the Realm memorize the scent of the spot he stood on, and made them pursue to the ends of the Realm, wherever he appeared next, but the story of how he evaded them, changing scent every day, is better told another day

>> No.34576734

Some people are just obsessed

>> No.34576749

>And the Mojave wasteland was forever changed.
Sorry, when I was reading this, all I could hear was the narrator from New Vegas.

>> No.34576758


>> No.34576783

What is with these proportions

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I will ask again because no one responded last thread. Is it possibly to take a base fairy and evolve/promote her to a Titania through a long quest or hard work or just fucking? Or is it exclusively a royal bloodline/genetic thing?

>> No.34576895

What's your top choice for non standard lipstick colors?
Hard mode, no black.

>> No.34576903

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clear?

>> No.34576916

neon green

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>> No.34576935

I think it's just a royal bloodline thing, Titanias make more Titanias while Fairies make more Fairies.

>> No.34576951

There is something really wrong with that face....and that head.

>> No.34576970

They're different species not an evolution.

>> No.34576982

reminds me of osmosis jones for some reason

>> No.34576983


>> No.34576986

Purple obviously

>> No.34577011
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That's a bit of a pain. I want to have a fairy wife but with honkers that either is/or can shift to tall sized, but I know I wouldn't have much of a chance with royalty even in a setting like this.

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Why would you want to ruin them anyway?

>> No.34577021

cast megamorphosis a couple times

>> No.34577039

Anon they're royalty in title but not mindset they would treat you like any other person

>> No.34577070

>but I know I wouldn't have much of a chance with royalty even in a setting like this

>> No.34577170


Goes well with pure white, pure black/gray, blue, purple, and red skin

>> No.34577304
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Give me 5 reasons why you shouldn't cuddle a yeti

>> No.34577322

whitehorn, bunyip, weresheep, dorome, bogey

>> No.34577342

There are 5 better girls out there to cuddle with

>> No.34577347

1. That's terror.
2. That's terror.

>> No.34577356

my wife would kill me
then revive me
then kill me again, roughly five times.

>> No.34577360

Purple. Light blue is a close second.

Don't fairies have size play built in? Either way, there's sure to be a potion or spell that can make her BEEG if need be. Body type means basically nothing in the setting as long as you can still be bothered to change it after a few good vagings. You probably won't be, but still.

>> No.34577369

I'm hot natured and require a big snek

>> No.34577373

You might be better off finding a Pixie and figuring out how to give her big badonkers worthy of Titania.

>> No.34577376

Ushi right arm
Ushi left arm
Ushi right pedipalp
Ushi left pedipalp
Ushi mouth

>> No.34577401

a kill is a kill, you can't say it's only half

>> No.34577423

it was a series of little deaths

>> No.34577430
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smug tall wight

>> No.34577469

You're not allowed to summon Exodia in one post.

>> No.34577488

If she ain't a big sister type I ain't cuddling her.

>> No.34577497

Screw the rules I have green wife

>> No.34577503

I only need one
>She won't let go, ever.
Stay safe out there, the monsters won't stop until we are all raped

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>> No.34577532

1. I'm not into Yetis
2. I don't live giving people the illusion that I enjoy physical contact.
3. I'd prefer to remain cold.
4. I don't date Minnesotans or Canadians.
5. Fuck off

>> No.34577556

rude, you'll make a yeti go from wanting a hug to needing a hug

>> No.34577576
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t. glacies

>> No.34577619
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Pixie is the one with size play built-in, but I imagine there is very little magic -can't- do.

Could work, yeah. I imagine going on a quest to give her boobs would be close enough to a grand adventure...

>> No.34577631

Ice cold thighs.

>> No.34577637
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How would a dark elf cheer up her slave if he gets depressed because he feels he is too clumsy and incompetent to be a good slave for her?

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>> No.34577703

the beatings will continue until morale improves

>> No.34577716
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So when is KC giving us that big horse girl?

Granted, the original centaur profile was much ado about strength and athletics already, like the classical centaur itself.

>> No.34577719

whats your secret fetish?

>> No.34577721

I would rather a fluffy mofu or a Greenworm daki to be honest

>> No.34577744

I have several, but one is handholding
I'm serious.

>> No.34577746

That's actually a question I'd like to see KC respond. How do dark elves try to cheer up their slave/husbands.

>> No.34577757

KC like many japanese artists can't into big and/or muscle.

>> No.34577774

one that belongs on /trash/ for a reason and won't be mentioned.

>> No.34577777

Sorry to bother you ma'am but my wife sent me to get eggs and I must have taken a wrong turn. Could you please not kill me as well as point me in the direction of the store.

>> No.34577790

Oh she's gonna give you some eggs alright.
-and other cheesy one liners from horny boomer undead

>> No.34577796

you may only choose one

>> No.34577800

If my waifu is any indication, she'd have him do some menial and repetitive task that even he couldn't screw up. Like brushing her hair or tail. Wait, elves don't have tails...

Alternatively, she'd personally walk him through a task, guiding him carefully, and staying at his side each and every step of the way.

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>> No.34577802

I get a lot of borderline commissions, but vanilla makes me blush.

>> No.34577813

Could you at least have the eggs sent to my wife after you kill me?

>> No.34577819

Diapers (clean only)

>> No.34577846


>> No.34577854


>> No.34577868

Lactation and mommyplay

>> No.34577878

Xeno, nightmare waifus, female anthro

If it is female and it won't kill me I'll dick it

>> No.34577891

*Happy matango noises*

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>> No.34577920

Just breathe in the spores that way your wife is with you everywhere you go!

>> No.34577959

I want to jump onto her back!

>> No.34577973
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debilitating charm spells

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If I told you it wouldn't be much of a secret, now would it?

>> No.34578005

Damn, I would fuck that. Is there really no porn?

>> No.34578043

How did you even get here, the undead part of town is pretty far away from any normal stores.

>> No.34578053

Dark elves are a tough subject since they are probably the worst monster ever in regards to how they treat their husband
Even then, they are still monsters in the end so if their chosen one is genuinely feeling like trash they'll ease up on the super dominatrix superior attitude
Too bad they'll be back to calling names and torturing their husband as soon as the situation stabilizes again
Fuck dark elves if i get captured i'm gonna end myself and get snatched up by a Will o' the wisp
Better an eternity of yandere love than a lifetime of submissive servitude

>> No.34578089

There's not supposed to be but artists are based
Restrictions on artistic freedom never win

>> No.34578090

sucks dark elves have easy access to lamentation mushrooms. Maybe literally killing yourself might persuade her to lighten up permanently.

>> No.34578104

There is no way she is 172 lbs when that thicc. That is off by at least 50%.

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Y-yes maam.

>> No.34578124

Superior 2D physics

>> No.34578127

I am not a clever man.

>> No.34578143

I want a Nerdcorn

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>There's not supposed to be

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>> No.34578164

Long story short, the Yakuza owns those horses.
And they don't take kindly to folk lewding them.
In all actuality there's concerns that the horse owners might retract rights over lewds

>> No.34578189

Bioluminescence revs my fucking engine. Especially if it's something akin to hell fire.

>> No.34578228

is it so wrong to want to slip into an inescapable shoggoth rape pit?

>> No.34578268

Why slip when you could jump in instead?

>> No.34578315


This is weird to me. Like, what the fuck did they think was going to happen? It was always going to happen.

>> No.34578327

Because they're out-of-touch dinosaurs.

>> No.34578340

it's having a nice effect though. Increasingly borderline art as the cracks begin to show in the dam holding back the flood.

>> No.34578351 [SPOILER] 
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Impregnation with a loving mofu.

>> No.34578433

Camping out in the winter with only a tent and your fluffy wife's body to keep you warm.

>> No.34578503
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>happy autistic bunyipping noises

>> No.34578513

Fucked up levels of BDSM
In my horniest moments i fantasize of my dong having so much stuff on it it looks like a meaty christhmas tree lights included
Only a dark elf or a manticore could satisfy the inhuman amounts of questionable stuff that roams my head when the blood leaves the brain to inhabit the lower regions

>> No.34578550

Nah I've just always enjoyed the cold more than being hot for whatever reason and as for not liking Yetis or physical contact, after years of shitposting in here it's hard to imagine that one is so deserving of unconditional love and cuddles.

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Sizeplay, but it's not much of a secret. Honestly, it's been self conditioned. Always been a small person, so I had convinced myself I would be best off with a girl taller then me. It was all downhill from there. Contradictory, I love faeries. A lot.

>> No.34578659

What would white lipstick be like? And no, I don’t mean clowns.

>> No.34578682


Think of tanned or dark skin and it's easy to visualize.

>> No.34578683


>> No.34578697

I'm a dragon/reptilefag, so whatever color matches her scales

>> No.34578720

Transformation. Maybe I can get a Genie that can use her magic to make herself different species?

>> No.34578728

Observing bunyips in their natural habitat sounds fun.

>> No.34578734


Female anthro on human male.

I know better than to shit up threads with it though.

>> No.34578759

A secret.

>> No.34578763
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>Kiki what are you doing?
>Did I have some cake or something on my hands after dessert?

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For me, the more monstrous the better but

To each their own

>> No.34578797

Time to consult the big book of maid body language

>> No.34578803

>She found a red apple and a green Apple two hours ago
>She still hasn’t decided which one to eat now and which to save for later

>> No.34578805


There's a science behind it. When you hold hands with someone it sends a signal to your brain, telling you "I like this" or "this is nice".

Ironically, the fact that it's such a pure display of affection is what turns me on.

>> No.34578810
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Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

>> No.34578825

Rata begone

>> No.34578844

What a blessed text. Who wrote this useful encyclopedia? No good master should have a maid without at least the introductory copy I would assume.

>> No.34578849

How divine it would be to embrace the charging shog tackle.

>> No.34578859

Is the area between each finger supposed to be sensitive? I guess hands are sensitive for a reason, since we use them to interact with the world around us.

I could just imagine my waifu doing all manner of innocuous things to my hands, because she knows it would drive me crazy.

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Imagine the potent yet canonically pleasant smell overwhelming your senses while savoring her taste...

>> No.34578896


I never thought about it until you asked, but yeah, mine are sensitive too.

>> No.34578903

This pic makes me mad like you wouldn't believe. The fucking smug is mocking me.

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Only a matter of time

>> No.34578935
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Big gals in dresses

>> No.34578937

There is already a work up on panda.

>> No.34578976

I want the trickle to become a flood

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vore, giantess, unbirthing

Don't worry, I know better

>> No.34578992

Big ladies acting/dressing feminine is the shit

>> No.34578994

>Well now onii-chan, don't do the crime if you can't do the time
>I'm eating for two now

>> No.34579011

I thought I already saw a doujin of one of the umamusume on a more normie site granted it included one of them getting the horsecock Is it just that one in particular or are they all getting purged?

>> No.34579120
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I like undead, but do undead like me?

>> No.34579179

Just talking about it makes me wanna jump off a fucking bridge. I hate myself everyday because I know I like it.

>> No.34579244

Undead have an eternity to think about trapping warm boys between thier cold thighs. They love you a whole lot.

>> No.34579280

Don't worry, anon. This is 4chan. We'll accept you no matter what it is. Barring a few exceptions.

>> No.34579281

I'm going to go up to her and give her a big kiss on the lips, wonder what she'll do

>> No.34579283

these days it's just impreg/risk-play with a side of rape-kidnapping, but:
I hit my personal bottom-of-the-fetish-pit with tentacle, oviposition, and then giant-insect porn. One day I 'woke up', was overwhelmed with disgust, and swore off it. That was years ago, and I'm still not fucking clean, I still go to it when I'm down and weak.
I need a monstergirl to help de-condition me from this porn filth with lots of good clean fucking

>> No.34579298

I mean a few anons admitted to some very /d/ and even /trash/ fetishes, if you don't want to admit it that's on you but honestly nobody gives a shit unless you namefag or have some way to out yourself.

>> No.34579306

Role for seduction

>> No.34579319 [SPOILER] 
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What's wrong with egg laying

>> No.34579320

fuck off with your pity party shit

>> No.34579343

didn't word it clearly, I meant
egg laying INTO the girl
otoh a monstergirl that just happens to lay eggs doesn't really evoke a reaction in either direction

>> No.34579344

Anon, you keep popping up to hold a pity party
You aren't going to get sympathy here, just deal with it and move on.

>> No.34579372

I think crow tengus would be much better with wings on their backs and have normal arms like the actual mythical creature was depicted.

>> No.34579446

Fuck off

>> No.34579459

It'd be good to have some more stuff to differentiate them from black harpies.

>> No.34579480

Wingarms are cute.

>> No.34579512

Not him but yeah that's an embarrassing fap to me too.

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This is an oomukade according to 2hu.

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You will let this rata inside or she will tell the whole town about your fetishes, the choice is yours

>> No.34579528
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>Oh. You found my Anon Bot 3000, didya?
>Ah, well, hoped you weren't gonna see that one ahaha
>Even with all the extra features I gave it, it just isn't you Anon... I'ma thinking about scrapping it...
>I hope you don't think I'm weird or start to hate me for it or anything anon

>> No.34579548

that rata is coming inside and then going directly onto the magic stretching racks with the 'assistance' of my zombie minion/wives
once she is properly proportioned, THEN she may join the harem

>> No.34579550

I'm pretty sure the whole town knows about my fetishes, but she can join me for breakfast if she wants. All she had to do was ask instead of stand at my window threatening me.

>> No.34579551

I mean, if she tells the whole town about my fetishes that just means I'll get monster girls that are into them showing up.
That actually works out in my favor.

>> No.34579558

When she goes back to the drawing board she's going to retrofit it into a female you to also rape you.

>> No.34579584

2hu is omega cyber cringe

>> No.34579613

The new game is about capitalism. I'm assuming this is a communist 2hu. This is a communist centipede girl with a ridiculous outfit.
This is why we don't get a lot of centipede girls.

>> No.34579623

u ok anon?

>> No.34579687

Go ahead, announce to the world that I wanna get dommed by a big, angry dragon. It will only help me find my waifu sooner

>> No.34579694
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>Sucks to know we can't talk about mgefied WH fantasy without running the risk of some autist interjecting his off-topic spam into the conversation and shitting up the thread

I disagree. Just don't feed the troll or autist then. And by all means, despite that one guy constantly bringing up Warhammer Fantasy, it still seems to be okay and tolerated here compared to 40k. Plus as far as I'm aware, Warhammer Fantasy posting in here has been around for quite some time even before the /mgw/ thread at /tg/ became a thing.

Also, here's mytake in an MGE-fied Warhammer Fantasy:

>Empire of Man still remains the same almost. Except now they gotta fight off monstergirl armies led by other monsto leaders and Lilims
>The Beastfolk are not loosers anymore as they are not cute and or sexy beast girls largely led or influenced by Ropuruto and the Beast Sabbath and the Beast Sabbath has also likely taught the Warhammer Fantasy/Age of Sigmar beast folk to be civilized too!
>The dwarves sadly now have the type of treatment that elf women get in hentai, in which dwarves are now almost all female sex monsters and any pure Uncorrupted dwarves and male dwarves are a rarity and held up in isolated forts or die trying to kill as many monsters
>The High Elves of Ulthuan/The Asur are the same snobbish elitists they are (as far as fantasy high Elves go) and are super anti-monstergirl and ANY elf/Asur who shows any whiff of Mamono Man corruption are banished or to be killed off. But High Elves/Asur who are corrupted by Mamono Mana end up becoming more open and friendly to monstergirls, humans and "lesser" races and surely would be willing to get fucked by a monstergirl
>The Dark Elves or the "Druuchi" basically become the all female dominatrix elves because Mamono Mana. Plus they have now become more nicer and loving to their sex slaves, especially to cute human bois
>The Lizards of Lustria, well... Lizard women and Salamander girls with super smart nerdy slanns who probably collaborate with the Sabbath and the rest of the Demon Realms
>Tomb Kings? Now they are the Tomb Queens. Now expect great old Settra being an hot brown anime Egyptian Pharaoh girl who does not serve but RULES! And don't you dare bring up vampires, Sylvania or Nagash's name up in Nehekhara, EVER.
>Sylvania is now an MGE Undead Mamono galore. And it is rumored that the Vampire Lord Mannfrien Von Carstien has a doki doki crush on Emperor Karl Franz
>The Vampire Coasts is now a part of Court Alf, the fun and great Aquatic Monstergirl islands
>Bretonia of course, is literally Lescatie. And has fallen and conquered by the monstergirls thanks to Druella.
>The Order is still present here as the Church that helps keep any Order Aligned nations and even the Empire in Check
>Unlike in regular ol Warhammer Fantasy and or Age of Sigmar... Sigmar himself is not a god like entity, but has been downgraded to Archangel status and likely a lieutenant for Illias, Chief God
>The Empire reveres and worship Illias but still consider and worship Sigmar as the most important figure in their history and believe he will be the New Chief God one day. And the Order has even acknowledged Sigmar as official Archangel and canonized him as a saint
>And Khaos doesn't exist in this alternate universe. But there would be expired or similar gods that match or are similar to the four chaos gods: Enyo to Khorne, Thoth to Tzeentch, Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg for Nurgle and The Fallen God for Slaanesh
>And the Skaven??? No such thing exists, they are not real. There are only Giant Mouse and Dormouse Mamono. But ain't no such thing as Skaven bros.

There, how is that like folks?

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>> No.34579798

didn’t read lol

>> No.34579904

why are you doing this?

>> No.34579906

I'll be honest.
I enjoy the concept of Monster Girl Warhammer Fantasy but if you're doing it, you just have to bite the bullet and go 'We're going full fetish here' otherwise you get random dark bits like the High Elves.

Also, I don't know why chaos gets dumped when you can literally make it the more rapey/aggressive husbando hunting faction.

Khorne? Muscle waifus and blessings handed out to girls that just need to get good and go grab a man.

Tzeentch? Not only do they use magic, they make elaborate plans and change their bodies to trick men into becoming theirs.

Nurgle waifus? Soft, motherly, and disease free, although they always baby you and 'may' have an aura that leaves you feeling slightly off so they have an excuse to keep you home.

Slaanesh waifus? In addition to basically being demon wonderland, they tend to try and practice a skill to its fullest so that they can impress you with great works of art, elegant dances, or meals that make feasts seem bland by comparison.

>> No.34580080

You WH people are all the same.

>> No.34580082

I like the idea of normally sadistic, hard dom mamono taking care of someone and being sweet and nice to them, if they're ill or injured.

>> No.34580087

I wanna see her stammer them out. Go on, do it.

>> No.34580121

No need to be a dick to that guy.

>> No.34580124

cue husband furtively injuring himself on purpose

>> No.34580125

He asked for feedback and I gave it.
Trying to add monster girls/heavily monstergirl-ize Warhammer while also trying to keep grit in it is a fools errand.
You're adding them to make it lewd in the first place, trying to go halvies on it is just asking for trouble.

>> No.34580134

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to leave too many treats out for the large rag girls.
They'll start getting chubby if you do and they won't be able to sneak as well or fit into their rogue clothes like they used to.

>> No.34580158

>large rag girls
That makes me wonder, can ittan-momen put on weight? Do they become more like comforters instead of thin cloth?

>> No.34580171

the real question is if Haku-sensei can fix my continuing mental decline as dear god do I seem to fuck up typing more and more.

>> No.34580175

>Dr. Horsepussy's face when you "fell down some stairs." Again.
>The wife is in tears

>> No.34580177

i liked the idea a while back where ittan-momen do magic cosplay stuff

>> No.34580189

Okay! I'll do anything she wants!

>> No.34580192

>Hey Anon, what did you mean when you said you enjoyed having a weighted blanket?

>> No.34580196

She's going to get clingier and protective as that continues. ...you don't want a Manticore taking away your walking privileges and strapping you against her chest, would you? And if you ever need to go somewhere beyond walking distance she just flies you there. You wouldn't want to be that attached, RIGHT?

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wife might make it worse if she's too emotional

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Okay hear me out.
An Ittan-momen originating from one of those Mana Insulating Blankets

>> No.34580309

I want a Lilim, Pharaoh, Baphomet, Dragon, Youko, and Ocelomeh to dom me and make me a househusband.

>> No.34580388

Comforter wife sounds amazing. I would add one to my snuggle harem.

>> No.34580395

Welcome to the club

No, it doesn't get any better

>> No.34580486

she's way too smug

>> No.34580502

I'm willing to accept WH if you replace the effects of WH chaos with MGE chaos.

>> No.34580540

She knows you want to snug.

>> No.34580601

sahu hu ha ha

>> No.34580620


>> No.34580642

You are sacrifice for the fish goddess of rape and fertility. Now jump into the volcano like a good little sacrifice.

>> No.34580668

But that's a Lava Golem, not a fish!

>> No.34580698

the fish is in the volcano
source: trust me, dude

>> No.34580777

>jump down
>it's a Lava Golem with a snorkel

>> No.34581018


>> No.34581032
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>o-oh, you already came in my tentacles? oh my... I didn't see you there, s-sorry...

>> No.34581053

It's unlocked dummy.

>> No.34581072

>Letting a rata investigate your fetishes
>Picking her up so you can whisper in her ear
>"Now you know what you've gotten yourself into... cutie."

>> No.34581221

I'd only accept her if grinding on that shaft is part of her combat style. Just kiding, pls gib big elf
Bodyguards are indeed expensive, but wives are free

>> No.34581264

>Wives are free.

>> No.34581282

Monstergirls do it for

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