Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 1.67 MB, 1544x2116, 2e9xxfDk_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598456 No.34598456 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Girls knowledgeable about metallurgy are hot.

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/writers-list.html
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

>> No.34598468

>>34598456
Big
Buff
Cute
She has it all.

>> No.34598478

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't ask your vampire mistress why the bed is so big.
Its not important so be quiet and get ready for heir making.

>> No.34598481
File: 1.02 MB, 1600x1200, Cyclops Kitsune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598481

Will you take the initiative to help preserve and save this rare and beautiful endangered species?

>> No.34598491
File: 612 KB, 800x800, ExTAzOVVIAsye51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598491

>> No.34598502
File: 177 KB, 1280x1024, 1546028869294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598502

>> No.34598515

Sex with Titania

>> No.34598523
File: 174 KB, 827x978, 1575695315589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598523

>>34598515

>> No.34598528
File: 1.50 MB, 1240x1754, 1616533983485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598528

Bullying the in-laws with dhampir waifu

>> No.34598535
File: 191 KB, 381x700, 1620088806352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598535

Zun has finally blessed us with more mofu

>> No.34598544
File: 762 KB, 1200x1600, 1618020497057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598544

What if succubi had guns?

>> No.34598558
File: 200 KB, 977x772, Buffcubus Hug 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598558

>>34598544
>What if succubi had guns?

>> No.34598563
File: 127 KB, 620x877, Pharaoh mge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598563

Pharaohs are heavily into daydrinking, and Anubi take great pains hiding this fact from the rest of the Kingdom. As Dusk nears, the Majesty and Dignity of the Queen descends...

>> No.34598566

>>34598544
They would be a lot of shotgun marriages

>> No.34598570

>>34598535
My body has been conditioned to react to the fox handsign thing.

>> No.34598590

>>34598478
Oh she just wants me to brush her hair on the bed? Well simple enough I suppose.

>> No.34598612

>>34597522
>>34598220
Dear god you're making me want to draw this, I have enough on my plate as is

>> No.34598621
File: 3.66 MB, 2031x2952, 1613178604313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598621

>>34598570
Positive or negative reaction

>> No.34598623

>>34598590
Yes but no.

>> No.34598626
File: 506 KB, 999x846, 1553917145518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598626

How would an autistic manlet manage to survive unmolested in MGE until he found a wife that would makeup for his shortcomings?

>> No.34598627

>>34598621
I suppose boners are generally positive

>> No.34598640

>>34598623
>Anon soon learned that she wished to have her pubic hair brushed by his penis

>> No.34598680

>>34598627
Well, in context...

>> No.34598681

>>34598491
Big snow cats for big hugs

>> No.34598689
File: 2.73 MB, 1416x2000, 1. Cover Page.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598689

Your succubus has turned into a dragon!
What would you do?

>> No.34598694

If I become pharaoh of a desert kingdom would taking an apophis as a wife make me undesirable to other apophises that might want to dethrone me?

>> No.34598708

>>34598689
look how much that bitch wants the burger

>> No.34598713

>>34598478
Why would the bed be so big if there is only the two of us here? Think, Anon, think!

>> No.34598715

>>34598689
I don't have a succubus or a dragon.

>> No.34598721

>>34598535
hes still making new games n shit?

>> No.34598732
File: 186 KB, 1082x836, 1618974723375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34598732

>>34598689
Be confused because I had a dragon in the first place, where did the succubus-now-dragon come from?

>> No.34598736

>>34598689
Fuck the dragon and work on acquiring a hoard to make her proud.

>> No.34598763

was dragonian really that bad?

>> No.34598777

>>34598763
mostly for hipsters

>> No.34598824

>>34598763
It's fine

>> No.34598829

>>34598721
never stopped
will go on forever

>> No.34598841

>>34598829
ok so whats her weird and abstract power?

>> No.34598874

>>34598841
the wiki lists it as "Capable of slipping into places where one's soul is weak"
so it sounds like in practice it's the ability to swooce right in

>> No.34598879

>>34598874
>Wtf how did this fox get into my pants

>> No.34598890

When's the last time we reached 1000 again?

>> No.34598904

>>34598890
tomorrow

>> No.34598907

>>34598874
I like a girl that can strike my weak spots with precision. It's what makes familiars so dangerous.

>> No.34599190
File: 244 KB, 640x463, 60C2C20F-F1FB-4F29-B917-8F3932E56BA2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34599190

I doubt there’s that much out there, but does anyone know of any good stories involving monster girls owning and caring for formerly abused human slaves?

Things like pic related, which was a caption of an arachne caring for her new human

>> No.34599197
File: 454 KB, 1000x814, 1618247713172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34599197

>> No.34599265

>>34599197
Thanks sidhe-chan, I needed that.

>> No.34599295

>>34599190
There was one a while back with a thuggish hellhound and a blind kid. I don't remember anything useful like name or author though.

>> No.34599326
File: 1.66 MB, 3200x4800, 2019.04.27R3BartHimawari_OCHI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34599326

>"it's funny anon, I've got the dog ears, but you're the one whimpering for mercy. I love it when you do that, by the way, hehehehe~"

>> No.34599339

>>34599190
>Arachne dragging you somewhere the sun never shines, so she can become your entire world.
Cute and scary

>> No.34599359

Oh no! Truck-kun finally got you on the only day you've gone outside in years! Now you've been isekai'd to the MGE-verse, but with a twist! You ARE the waifu!

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

What species do you end up as, and what do you do first?

>> No.34599381

Leanen Sidhe's newest doujin! A human man becomes sexualized and grows a big 12 inch dick, attracting a scummy 7-foot big ugly bitch multi-billionaire CEO tanuki! In this exciting new erotic tale, our hero gets violently raped by this trashy sex-crazed hideous raccoon woman and there's nothing he can do about it! Order a copy of this masterpiece today and pleasure yourself by getting into the "ugly-bitch" genre of doujins!

>> No.34599385

>>34599326
But those look like kot tails

>> No.34599444
File: 1.67 MB, 1528x1371, __cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__b5e64e6c5f22d4fc53e19869c8baa8ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34599444

>>34599385
guess we need to bust out the cat detector again

>> No.34599449

>>34599295
This sounds lovely. What site was it on?

>> No.34599464

>>34599444
We really need a cat awareness month, too many monsters don't recognize the signs that they may be cats.

>> No.34599538 [DELETED] 

https://nhentai.net/g/357612/

>> No.34599666

>>34598456
Cyclops getting jealous when you use gear she didn't make for you
Cursed swords asking if shes not enough when you want to take other weapons

>> No.34599680
File: 935 KB, 4092x2893, 06cc9b28c11ea0f93698bf88e00eef5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34599680

Guys wat do when an Ocelomeh claims you as her red meat and starts hunting you down in the jungle.

>> No.34599693

>>34599680
Get into a friendly debate with her and assure her that you're white meat.

>> No.34599705

>>34598544
>Centuries old /k/ccubus has seen the entire evolution of firearms and has collected numerous muskets and other rare weapons.
>She uses pillow talk as an excuse to cram as much gun trivia down your throat as possible.

>> No.34599738

>>34599680
Tell her that you have the civil right to deny her advances as a human man.

>> No.34599744

>>34599680
Put on your conquistador helmet.

>> No.34599746

>>34598566
Nice

>> No.34599755

>>34599680
Fill her up with kittens

>> No.34599788

>>34599449
It should be on the mega in the op post. It’s either called “Eris and Alex” or “Alex and Eris”.

>> No.34599913

>>34599788
...goddamnit that's a lot of authors I have to check

>> No.34600008
File: 465 KB, 827x1000, kOZsMGfu_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600008

desu

>> No.34600032
File: 890 KB, 1300x1400, 89615788_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600032

thunderthighs

>> No.34600053

>>34598612
Come on do it

>> No.34600062
File: 841 KB, 1000x896, illust_71239369_20200406_054459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600062

>>34600008
I wonder what the rozen maidens would think of these dolls?

>> No.34600101

>>34599666
What happens to a cursed sword when you forget to sharpen or polish it?

>> No.34600109

Any dark elf fics? Best girls need more attention.

>> No.34600144

How would a dark warrior Kiki act in battle?

>> No.34600159

>>34598612
DO IT.

>> No.34600183

>>34600144
She'd sweep up the battlefield.

>> No.34600294
File: 60 KB, 600x739, 20210505_064958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600294

I keep getting drafts and every time i check the doors I see the same yukionna making ice puns.
What do?

>> No.34600309

>>34600294
chill out

>> No.34600317
File: 705 KB, 572x900, 10445125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600317

Perfect Cherry Blossom turns 18 this year.

>> No.34600349

>>34600317
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

>> No.34600358

>>34600294
Say something to break the ice

>> No.34600409
File: 153 KB, 378x600, Amazon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600409

>>34598456
I'm thinking of making a Twitter account solely just to ask Kenkou Cross about worldbuilding questions. Good or bad idea?

>> No.34600432

>>34600409
patreon's your better bet.

>> No.34600459

>>34599359
>Species Index
Is it still me if my personality is shattered into 200+ pieces?

>> No.34600586

Does Manti having the whole "chomping male's head off" thing supposedly still going on inside their subconsciousness in some suppressed/subverted state mean that, with the right instigation, you can make one actually bite off her hubby's head?

>> No.34600666

>>34600586
It's still there, but downplayed. Don't act surprised if she suddenly starts nibbling your neck post-coitus.

>> No.34600679

>>34600317
That means it really is time for beer.

>> No.34600713

>>34600666
It's not about me, Satan. Just a random mantis + human couple to hypothetically conduct an experiment on for shits and giggles. I think someone like you would appreciate it.

>> No.34600721

>POV and background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEHGik7sbxM&t=275s

>You are a traveler and your destination requires your to pass through the road leading to a monstergirl army group camp
>You are amazed and shocked at the size of the mamono army camp with all the monstergirl troops of all varying shapes and sizes roaming around, standing guard, patrolling or attending duties
>You show your writ of safe passage to two monstergirl troops approaching you and they let you pass as one them smirks, winks and blows you a kiss
>As you continue down the road leading you further into the mamono army camp you see more monstergirls.
>But you also see plenty of human men who are working as camp workers, support roles and most especially as husbands to the monstergirl soldiers and officers
>You also see some human men as soldiers fighting for the monstergirl side as well
>You keep moving through the army camp but it just keeps going on and on
>It dawns into you and you realize that this Monstergirl Army Camp is not only big, it goes far for miles
>"Good grief. How much land and territory did these monsters and demons conquer and take over?" You think to yourself as you now start seeing various villages and smaller settlements that are within the boundaries and confines of this sprawling mamono army camp that almost feels like a small city as you see Local and surrounding peasants in the area doing labor and work for the monstergirl forces
>You now hear the sounds and noises of either sex noises coming from the many, many tents in the camp and also the various military drill and training shoutings throughout this camp
>You notice more and more monstergirls and their husbands eyeing and looking at you
>You especially keep showing off your writ of safe passage to any of the obviously single monstergirls trying to approach and hit on you to show that you are just a simple traveler just passing through to get to your destination

Do you think you will make it through this trip safe and intact?

>> No.34600734
File: 155 KB, 637x900, E0d6TNRVEAI7lu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600734

>>34600586
Love nips are supreme.

>> No.34600746

>>34600294
tell her to cool it

>> No.34600757

>>34600586
I headcanon it into love bites and a tendency to go on after sex eating binges.

>> No.34600773

>>34600721
It would be safer, of course, to travel with the army.

>> No.34600774

>Danuki to her husband: Pretty cool
>Danuki to fucking anyone else
https://youtu.be/DsLpLziapGg?t=10

>> No.34600783

>>34600586
Supposedly real mantises only do the whole biting her mate's head off thing if they're under a large amount of stress when they mate. Like from having a bunch of gigantic weirdos standing there watching you.

>> No.34600786

How does one avoid becoming a Nuki husband in a casino? Are different species attracted to different games, like Holsts and Minos to Texas poker?Im going to a casino for the first time in a couple of weeks. I’m excited to burn my money and am trying to figure out how you do it.

>> No.34600800

>>34599359
>Pharaoh
You know, I'm perfectly fine with this.
Do I still get a Anubis assistant?

>> No.34600816

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30974684/chapters/76853846

New chapter. At this point there is nothing being salvaged from the old version.

>> No.34600822

>>34600786
>How does one avoid becoming a Nuki husband in a casino?
If that wasn't your plan, why did you go into a Nuki casino?
It's like going to the beach and expect to not get wet as the mermaids fuck you.

>> No.34600823

>>34599359
No I won't be doing that.

>> No.34600838

>>34600822
It was pyramid shaped and had a Sphinx on the door! Between that, and the Jinko logo how was I supposed to know it was all a Nuki operation?

>> No.34600841

>>34600816
Leave this place.

>> No.34600852
File: 341 KB, 800x600, 20210505_000333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600852

Dumb sweaty fox
You're gonna have to teach her where babies come from

>> No.34600854

>>34600841
Nah.

>> No.34600870
File: 1.00 MB, 1200x1175, 89137562_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600870

>>34598456
"We The Asur, or 'High Elves' to you lesser minds out there. Are the brightest and most noble beings of this world. While some may live out their wretched lives in squalor, our people will gloriously march forward to lead this world! Truly, our spirits shine the brightest!"

>> No.34600876
File: 809 KB, 1200x1139, 89264427_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600876

>>34600870
>Alternatively

"We The Druchii, or 'Dark Elves' as you might call us, will enslave all inferior races and fuck the ripe human men within our sight! We will make laborers and breeding stock of the vile and inferior mamono and Order Plebs who dare exist near our hemisphere. We will retake the Donut Island everyone calls 'Ulthuan' from the so-called High Elves with the cruelest of fuckings, and any cure human boys will surely give us the creampies we demand."

>> No.34600894

>>34600876
Just give me the medusa and let me leave.

>> No.34600914
File: 84 KB, 720x1018, __owl_mage_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_sparrowl__37612eecff3abc530bfab496ced86c8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34600914

>I see you

>> No.34600925

>>34600786
Imagine playing blackjack at a nuki casino and counting cards

>> No.34600959

>>34600914
Floof. I want to see her flatten herself out like that one species of owl.

>> No.34600987

>>34600914
I need a 'calm' Owl Mage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE

>> No.34601091

>>34600987
Someone tell that owl that drugs are bad, m'kay?

>> No.34601498

>>34600987
>>34601091
>You will never be an apprentice to an Owl Mage and chastise her for getting high on shrooms.

>> No.34601519

>>34600786
Go to an undead castle/Ice Queen palace/Otohime palace casino

You'd still become a husband to the monstergirls there though

>> No.34601537
File: 411 KB, 3039x2175, 1570493213400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34601537

BooOOOooobs!

>> No.34601544
File: 1.25 MB, 993x1200, Tsurara-Onna11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34601544

>>34601519
>want to build a cabin in winter mountains
>have to get the permission of the local Ice Queen to do so
>she agrees on the condition that you have marry her neet daughter and her friends so they finally moves out of the ice palace's basement

>> No.34601586

>>34601544
I’m cool with it

>> No.34601657

>>34601586
For that pun you now also have to marry the lethargic lamia that should probably be dead living in the sewer.

>> No.34601764

>>34601657
That’s just cold blooded, but anything for my cabin

>> No.34601884
File: 169 KB, 1200x1800, succc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34601884

Hello, haven't been here in over a week. What's the status reports on those portals? Did Druella finally got her overweight butt to open them?

>> No.34601896

>>34601884
seeing that you made it to your pc without getting raped id say she has failed yet again

>> No.34601916
File: 810 KB, 1023x723, 391319e8a8a95f317e0ebe63ac7da42d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34601916

>>34599680
Whoa, thought it was a nightmare
Lord it was so true
They told me don't go walking slow
The devil's on the loose
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see

>> No.34601935
File: 537 KB, 560x887, goth_manti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34601935

>>34601896
1. It's not rape if You want more
2. If boys don't like being raped by monster girls, why do they cum so much?
3. How can my own beloved Manticore wife rape me?
4. I know, I was just deluding myself.
Right now it seems we'll either have a war round here, before portals open.
>>34599680
>Run till You see a building
>Run up to it
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur

>> No.34602005

>ywn be cornered by a jinko, ocelomeh and a manticore at the same time

>> No.34602041

>>34602005
>get cornered by a jinko, ocelomen and a manticore
>bend with hands on Your knees
>say
<Who's a good kitty bitty?
>escape while they argue which one of them is

>> No.34602082

Tell a hallhound that bad doggys get no treats.

>> No.34602120
File: 576 KB, 900x1273, 1616353621461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34602120

>>34602082
>My apologies, have a very nice rape

>> No.34602150
File: 342 KB, 750x1900, 584F068F-4D38-4B71-83F0-A696C35DCF37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34602150

Should I marry a surface dark elf or an underground dark elf?

>> No.34602194

Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Satyros
>Weresheep

>> No.34602226
File: 40 KB, 473x512, mai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34602226

>>34602194
Fuck Satyros, for some drunk sex.
Kiss Wereship for being a good girl.
Marry Danuki, cause I don't really like being drunk or asleep most of my life, and also because irl Tanuki are cute, kind and very inteligent animals.

>> No.34602471
File: 925 KB, 1644x3208, 1618835481398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34602471

>> No.34602582

>>34602194
Kiss my boss
Fuck my pillow
Marry my bartender

>> No.34602603

I am trapped in my minos arms while she is asleep
I have to pee but everytime I try to move her grip tightens
send help

>> No.34602627

>>34602150
How much do you like spiders?

>> No.34602661

>>34602603
Just piss the bed. She'll get the message. Unless she's into watersports. Pray she's not into watersports.

>> No.34603018
File: 29 KB, 415x740, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34603018

Why won't you date a radioactive waifu

>> No.34603089

>>34603018
I would rather not turn into a ghoul and have my skin fall off.

>> No.34603214

>>34603089
But she's so warm, anon

>> No.34603254
File: 331 KB, 909x751, 1587305347203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34603254

>> No.34603343

>>34602471
I don't like his name

>> No.34603346

>>34603254
Hug the bug. Also fug the bug.

>> No.34603359

>>34602194
Fuck Tanuki
Kiss Weresheep
Marry Satyros

>> No.34603484

>>34603254
Have you tried not being a bug?

>> No.34603655
File: 236 KB, 632x912, honeybee06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34603655

>>34603254
You ever crush an ant? They have a weird stink about them from their nasty pheromones they release. They're ugly little creatures. Not to mention, their colonies are repulsing. I'd much rather reside in a honeybee hive. Very well-built, beautiful hexagons, and large stores of sweet vomit to eat. Ants on the other hand? They eat whatever they scavenge. They live in dirt. Honeybees are clean and fragrant.

>> No.34603721

Baphos are cute

>> No.34604028

>>34599190
>you will never be a wrapped up portable "snack" for your spider mistress

>> No.34604264
File: 133 KB, 768x1024, 80625905_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34604264

>Alright anon, you total bill comes out to: $1095
>$100 per hour x12 (50% off for weekday special)
>$75 no condom fee
>$50 ass to mouth fee
>$20 penalty fee x6, for hitting my cervix in an aggressive manner with your penis
>$250 fetish accommodation fee
>Payment is due Friday.
>And don't forget, you get a return customer discount should you employ my services again
>90% off your total bill, cannot be combined with other discounts or specials.

>> No.34604374

>>34602082
But do hellhounds like being called bad girl or good girl?

>> No.34604400

>>34604374
Depends on the day, even hellhounds need to be dommed sometimes.

>> No.34604468
File: 306 KB, 561x431, 1611901832682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34604468

If you yawn in front of toad you are asking to be throat raped.

>> No.34604551

Gonna steal all the gold coins from a dragon and then use said gold to buy chocolate coins instead and replace her hoard with those just to see her reaction.

>> No.34604598

>>34598544
>M16
Gross

>> No.34604672

How do you make a Gazer say she loves you?

>> No.34604697

>>34602194
>kiss the weresheep goodnight
>have sloppy drunk sex with a satyros
>marry the danuki and make her the happiest girl in the world

>> No.34604703

>>34604672
Follow through on your threat to leave her if she doesn't stop the bullying.

>> No.34604770

>>34600409
If your cause is just, God will bless you.

>> No.34604805
File: 393 KB, 1013x1800, Basilisk24b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34604805

I want to do a staring contest with a Basilisk

>> No.34604840

>>>/tg/79014421
>>>/tg/79017578
Reminder that greentext from yesterday and the subsequent game someone wanted to make are /tg/ trash

>> No.34604897

>>34604840
>oh no someone loves and cherishes me for who I am
>best kill her and our children
do /tg/ fags really?

>> No.34604904

>>34604840
Sguddup, /tg/ guy is the best thing that's happened to this place in awhile.

>> No.34604910

>>34604904
We know it's you, /tg/ faggot.
Get out.

>> No.34605105

>>34604840
the house posting anon is too. they're not satisfied with killing their own thread and want to spread their shit to others

>> No.34605122

>>34604840
All joy I had seeing the discussion of yandere rabbits is gone now that I know it was whfaggot posting it.

>> No.34605132

>>34604468
Is that a threat or a promise?

>> No.34605148

>English dub of the mge anime adaptation

>> No.34605170

>>34604840
Isnt that basically succubus prison?

>> No.34605424

>>34604672
you go ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

>> No.34605454
File: 935 KB, 1808x2558, 1616187984638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34605454

lim angy

>> No.34605499

>>34599680
Think to yourself, What would Dutch do?

>> No.34605507

>>34605499
Rob a train?

>> No.34605510
File: 184 KB, 1013x1519, tumblr_nj5r9d72cF1rd5e4eo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34605510

>>34603254
>Pain
Really underrated waifus, not only you have a loyal queen by life but your children instead of requiere care, in little time will be your personal army.

>> No.34605590

>>34605507
Wrong Dutch, be the goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

>> No.34605634

>>34605590
Instructions unclear, Pinkertons now after me

>> No.34605640

>>34605122
Maybe that anon is not a complete faggot like the other cross posters

>> No.34605680

>>34605634
JUST ONE MORE SCORE

>> No.34605696

>>34605634
>escaping the jungle, anon turns to a life of crime up north
>local law enforcement can’t stop him
>unbeknownst to him a bounty hunter from the south has taken up the hunt
>one with a familiar face

>> No.34605725

>>34605634
MANGOS

>> No.34605793

>>34605148
Who would English dub the maidens and druella?

>> No.34605813

>>34605640
The only bigger faggot than him is enslaved anon

>> No.34605842

>>34605725
KIKIS IN TAHITI

>> No.34605848

>>34605793
Druella = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v-NgOjU3mA

>> No.34605879

>>34605813
he’s probably just baiting to keep the ebin crossboard discussion going

>> No.34605895
File: 352 KB, 700x984, 1618030156743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34605895

>>34605680
>>34605634
>"We just need a little more money, and I have a job for us, We can trust the source!"
>The source

>> No.34605908

>>34605454
>angry lim yelling at her minions
>hubby walks in the room with some hot chocolate and asks if everything's okay
>she calms down immediately

>> No.34606153

>>34605908
Not even powerful, high levels monsters can beat hot chocolate and cuddling

>> No.34606177

>>34600053
>>34600159
Alright it's added to the queue.

>> No.34606195

>>34605908
Intruding on your evil wife's plotting with refeshments and a kiss on the cheek is always gold

>> No.34606201

>>34606153
but what about low level monsters?

>> No.34606204

>>34605454
>Hold the line!

>> No.34606238

>>34605634
Sometimes life is like cock and ball torture, but without the cock, or the balls.

>> No.34606241
File: 498 KB, 1846x2912, E0cW5dPVcAANsin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34606241

I wanna hang out with and angel that is in the middle of becoming a fallen angel.
Sounds like it would be fun.

>> No.34606247

>>34605680
What kind of MGs would be in Tahiti?

>> No.34606499

>>34606177
Please have the worm being carried on a palanquin wearing a little vampire cape and eating red leaf lettuce

>> No.34606501

>>34598566
heh

>> No.34606524
File: 1.12 MB, 1775x2832, 1609481783562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34606524

>>34598626
Get an autistic womanlet wife

>> No.34606668
File: 1.81 MB, 1556x2289, Doppelhänder-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34606668

Before you depart young Hero, the lord of this fief has sent two capable swordwomen from his retinue to aid you in your quest. Here they are (pic related)!

>> No.34606706

>>34606668
Fuck off

>> No.34606772
File: 261 KB, 2000x1311, E0gTT4sVgAAGq-K.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34606772

Catmaid's proportions are ideal for a familiar

>> No.34606800

>>34606668
Fuck on! Lovely lasses ngl.

>> No.34606809
File: 144 KB, 857x1200, 1606476679178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34606809

>write down 'manticore' on the wife application form
>due to a screw up you got a pink orchid mantis instead
She doesn't say much but you know she's a very good housewife because she has a built-in apron.

>> No.34606818

>>34606772
Why does she have no organs?

>> No.34606827

>>34606772
Catmaid is too lewd.

>> No.34606837

>>34606809
She seems like she loves princess carries.

>> No.34606846

>>34606818
She's a car morphed into a magical familiar so I assume she doesn't need them.

>> No.34606852

>>34606809
Orchid mantises are cute.

>> No.34606858

>>34606668
It's not related to the thread just because you say hero. Stick to killing one thread over at /tg/ and fuck off.

>> No.34606872

>>34606809
Fug the bug

>> No.34606873

>>34606827
I like how fluffy her hair is and the tail mofu. Most catgirls have little stick tails, which I'm not a fan of.

>> No.34606944
File: 1.27 MB, 1048x1207, 1587065899783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34606944

>>34606818
Mamano biology is really different than human biology anon.

>> No.34606982

>>34606772
I like the wide hourglass shape, but what I really want is to hold those claw hands.

>> No.34606990

>>34606809
>she doesn't say much
I like that about mantises
>get new mantis wife
>is cold around you
>does all housewife tasks
>doesn't speak unless it's a command like "eat"
>sits up in a chair next to you while you lay in bed, watching you sleep
>think she hates it here and is just doing her job given by the marriage papers
>one day she makes dinner and you eat together
>tell her thank you, that you appreciate all she does
>she gives you a kiss on the forehead
>"love you"
>rare smile from her before going back to her typical expression and doing dishes

>> No.34607003

So I asked KC on twitter one thing I had been wondering for a while that for me makes being a monogamy fag much easier than having wives with different body types.
>Me: If I gave my wife both a doppelganger potion and a pedomorphasis potion, would every copy be a loli, or could we simulate fake oyakodon play?
>KC: I'm sure you'll be able to find something that works for you. ...... You can do this by first giving the doppelganger potion, then give the clone created with the doppelganger potion the pedomorphasis potion!

>> No.34607036
File: 821 KB, 657x900, E0glekcXoAEUYzl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607036

>>34606982
Me too

>> No.34607051

>>34606809
Head status: bitten off.

>> No.34607195

>>34606772
I think I'm broken. The first thing I focused on in this picture were those big claws made for handholding, her fluffy tail, and fluffy ears.

>> No.34607271

>>34607195
You are a man of culture, nothing wrong with that.
>be me
>looking for a cute monster girl gf
>plenty of girls around with bombshell proportions
>i sleep
>see average looking girl with fluffy mofu and squishy beans to hold
>neuron activated

>> No.34607398

>>34607195
Go into cryosleep or something, hopefully in a few thousand years there'll be prevalent gene-modifications and you'll finally get the mofu.

>> No.34607566

https://twitter.com/butteryshake/status/1389903338255241217

>> No.34607568

>>34606499
>not a tomato

>> No.34607619

>>34599359
>dragon zombie
do I keep my current intellect or something

>> No.34607638

>>34606990
I like the idea that she would casually accpet sexual advances around the house despite her cold outward attitude. Emotionless sex is surprisingly underrated especially in regards to montergirls that was actually my favourite part of Magus recent story

>> No.34607644

>>34607566
Not sure how to feel about this. It's quite aesthetically pleasing, the hellhound being dominated is very nice, but the bruises make me feel sad. Maybe I just interpreted it wrong but I'm not a big fan of hurting waifus. Still very nice and I'm probably just autistic.

>> No.34607669

>>34607568
>audience with the worm countess
https://youtu.be/ac4I2DXxaG4?t=10

>> No.34607671

>>34607644
The last step goes too far for my tastes but the rest is pretty nice.

>> No.34607673

>>34599359
>Valkyrie
Could be worse.

>> No.34607678

>>34599381
Don’t buy this the “ugly” bitch tanuki is just an abnormally tall tanuki with a beauty mark that’s been renamed ugly bitch mark

>> No.34607690

>>34607673
Yeah it could be because I got humpty egg

>> No.34607693

>>34607568
Fuck it, I'll do both when I get to it.

>> No.34607705

>>34599381
Does it matter if she's an ugly bitch if she loves you though?

>> No.34607718
File: 119 KB, 1024x1410, 1600317556349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607718

>>34607705
I prefer the 'faceless bitch who loves you' genre

>> No.34607740
File: 547 KB, 751x1052, 69954017_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607740

>>34606809
>>34607051
More like she'll cling on to him for days

>> No.34607744

>>34607718
I just want to fuck my elf ghost gf and orc harem in peace is that too much to ask?

>> No.34607766
File: 690 KB, 510x510, 23346EBC-8162-4DCB-B63E-6F0B0B7535E1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607766

>>34606247
Among others...
Alraune/Barometz
Greenworm/Papillon
Tritonia
Tropical fairies

>> No.34607776

>>34607718
I'm so far gone a literal female monster who cares about me would make me happy.

>> No.34607783

>>34607744
>He thinks he's going to get any peace with all the elf-ghost and orc daughters on the way
Lmaoing at your life. Should have just gotten a nice plump troll to settle down with

>> No.34607796

>>34607566
I'm with >>34607644
On the one hand, well drawn and seeing a hellhound getting dominated is really nice.
On the other hand, actual pain and hurt kills my boner super fast.

>> No.34607799

>>34599295
>>34599449
>>34599788
>>34599913
Any one of you found it yet?

>> No.34607814

>>34607796
would have been perfect imo if the final scene was some face down ass up instead

>> No.34607846

>>34607705
>Anon sad that everyone else calls his beloved wife an ugly bitch

>> No.34607854
File: 218 KB, 416x334, 1619739540688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607854

>You have alerted the fox to your presence

>> No.34607880

>>34607799
I was about to call you mean names for asking for sauce so desperately but it looks like it's been censored on pastebin, not deleted but "pending approval" and judging by how the author has been absent for years I doubt the paste is coming back any time soon.
Do this
>Go to the mega archive in the OP
>Go to Fan Stories
>Go to author 'PRW' under the p section
>Go to the top story named "alex_and_eris.txt"
PRW had some other stories that were pretty good too. It's a shame he was one of those writefags that came and went with the 2015 surge

>> No.34607884
File: 289 KB, 370x370, WarmMofu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607884

>>34607854
I accept this new attention.

>> No.34607890
File: 694 KB, 1200x1020, fluffytail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607890

>>34607854
I alerted her intentionally.

>> No.34607904
File: 1.65 MB, 1323x1871, 85813901_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607904

>>34607766
>>34606247
these too

>> No.34607907
File: 1.27 MB, 1945x4096, 1607065511194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607907

Disregard fox. Aquire eels

>> No.34607926
File: 152 KB, 650x585, 1618925104649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34607926

>>34607907
Don't acquire eels, consider Ōmukade.

>> No.34607994

>>34607854
Dumb fox wont be so smug when she takes it in

>> No.34607995

>>34607907
>>34607926
>Foxes are mating pressable but are devious and untrustworthy
>Eels are extremely slippery making me wonder if it’s even possible to pin them down
>Oomukades are shy and make me wonder if They’d let me be on top because I could see their faces and wouldn’t just venom and wrap me up
Why must you give me such a hard choice

>> No.34607996

>>34600783
>mantis wife kisses her husband as form of nervous habit when in crowded areas.

>> No.34608020

>>34607995
Eel slime is cartoonishly convenient, if she wants to be mating pressed the only thing that's going to be slipping is your penor when it slides in and out of her

>> No.34608032

>>34608020
>pin the eel down
>your face is now stuck on her chest

>> No.34608033
File: 891 KB, 1200x1500, 1604428583896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608033

>>34607926
No, get griffons

>> No.34608049

>>34608032
Rather our lips get stuck together

>> No.34608082

>>34608049
>try to push her away
>your hands are now stuck to her boobs

>> No.34608083
File: 272 KB, 700x969, 8ec6ce362d17194d116f29fa4d391711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608083

>>34607926
Don't consider Oomukade. Adore snake.

>> No.34608089

>>34608083
White snake is, uh, un-adorable

>> No.34608091

>>34607740
What's the story with this guy? Just a japanese highschooler that happens to woo every monster girl?

>> No.34608099

would you be against mgs having (dogs days style) wars with each other?

>> No.34608100

>>34607718
A-Arthas...?

>> No.34608116

>>34608099
I haven't thought about that series in a while, aren't those just glorified track meets or something?

>> No.34608118
File: 356 KB, 723x1024, f709e4459a956f3f94a92d33772e9016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608118

>>34608089
Well, you're wrong.

>> No.34608129

>>34608089
Rude

>> No.34608131

>>34602194
Marry weresheep so my bed is always nice and warm and so that I never have insomnia that would compromise my performance at work and threaten my family's wellbeing.
Fuck the Tanuki while huffing her big fluffy tail.
Kiss the Satyros goodnight.

>> No.34608140
File: 1.59 MB, 1200x1600, 89387099_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608140

>>34608091
Guy with a Vampire waifu but he gets hit on by various monstergirls

>> No.34608161

>>34608091
You see the real story is on the artist’s japanese ci-en page where it’s explained the vampire is a huge cuckquean who gets off to her hubby fucking other girls, of course she only discovered this fetish after being cucked by a wight

>> No.34608223
File: 914 KB, 2000x1287, __miki_sayaka_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_ayumaru_art_of_life__5f68f12c099556beb1749156b2c28e9f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608223

>>34608161
>cuckquean
why?

>> No.34608238

>>34608116
>I haven't thought about that series in a while
same, until I ran into an eclair doujin recently.

>> No.34608299

>>34602194
Kiss Satyros
Kiss Satyros again
Realise that Satyros tastes and smells great and is also a great kisser
Keep kissing Satyros
End up fucking Satyros
Fall madly in love with Satyros
Marry Satyros

>> No.34608303

>>34608161
Hot

>> No.34608310

>>34608223
japanese community hates vampires even KC hates them

>> No.34608330

>>34607003
> I'm sure you'll be able to find something that works for you.
That's an error line from Deepl

>> No.34608381

>>34608310
even the lolis?

>> No.34608399

>>34608381
especially the lolis

>> No.34608449

>>34608310
sucks, i like vampires

>> No.34608467

>>34608399
Given a certain pair of 2hus I find that hard to believe.

>> No.34608470

>>34608330
Yeah I see if you break it up it's:
>Pseudo Oyakodon is very naughty, isn't it...... First of all, it is possible if you give a pedomorphasis potion to the doppelganger created by the doppelganger potion!

>> No.34608474

A happy zombie is best zombie. So go out there and stick your dick in one and make them happy.

>> No.34608494

>mosquito girl gets vamprized
>she doesn't notice anything diffrent

>> No.34608518

>>34608494
just like spiders

>> No.34608626
File: 138 KB, 800x1001, moth_girl_by_tvonn9_ddis2dy-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608626

Consider this: Moth girls

>> No.34608664

>>34602194
Kiss the danuki on her lips to show her how much I adore her. Marry the danuki to prove to her that she's the light of my life. Fuck the danuki to consummate our union. Take a family photo with our children and put it on the wall to remember for years to come.

>> No.34608677

>>34608626
I think I need more convincing.

>> No.34608680

>>34608474
Bully the zombies

>> No.34608692

>>34602194
Well, it wouldn't be good to only do one of these things to one of the girls respectively, so I guess I'll fuck marry kiss all of them!

>> No.34608728

>>34607638
Also, casual sexual advances. You still need those rare instances where she gets horny/goes into heat and before you know it your clothes have been cut to ribbons and you're getting the ride of your life. The sloppy faces and lewd growling would be a wonderful contrast.

>> No.34608760

>>34608680
Unless you want to get in trouble with her Wight sister, I would advice you not to bully the zombie.

>> No.34608767
File: 65 KB, 500x438, moth1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608767

>>34608677
fluffy

>> No.34608792
File: 124 KB, 900x900, moth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608792

>>34608767

>> No.34608803

>>34608767
I think Luna Moths might be the prettiest moths of all.
So fluffy, with those cute feelers and big, bright wings.

>> No.34608815

being mindbroken is fun actually.

>> No.34608828
File: 248 KB, 1600x1066, character_sheet___lumi_by_matilda_fiship_dcl9pg4-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608828

>>34608792

>>34608803
They look like fairies to me!

>> No.34608830

>>34608760
Fine, gently bully them

>> No.34608832

>>34608020
There's a lot about eels that's cartoonish and it's all great.

>> No.34608862
File: 536 KB, 835x1216, 1283511_rtil_moth-girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608862

>>34608828

>> No.34608878
File: 117 KB, 850x934, moth2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608878

>>34608862

>> No.34608912
File: 820 KB, 1000x1414, kmmpgolcccv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608912

>>34608878

>> No.34608942

>>34608828
lunas are the big ol' mama moth
atlas moth is the beeg bug

>> No.34608961

>>34608626
that once comic kind of cemented them being yan to me.

>> No.34608970

>>34608161
Even if you didn't pull that out of your ass to shitpost you obviously don't belong here

>> No.34608981

>>34603018
Because there's like fifty bloodsuckers in the way and I don't want to go looking for a rusty canister of nerve gas to clear them all out.

>> No.34608998
File: 502 KB, 1400x1050, 1619755352231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34608998

What do you do in a situation like this?

>> No.34609035
File: 148 KB, 373x290, 15570228380221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609035

>>34608998
Accept your fate

>> No.34609036

>>34608998
>Ladies please.
>I need you to pay attention so we don't get sneak attacked and I have to heal your dumb asses because you can't agree on who gets to stand closer.
>Save it for outside the dungeon dammit!

>> No.34609037

>>34608998
Summon the troll
to sit on the pole

>> No.34609046

>>34608998
ask if they want some snacks
if either of them say yes then make a 10 course meal

>> No.34609054
File: 3.32 MB, 2048x1714, Ez1smKZXIAEIspY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609054

>>34608626
stupid smug moffs

>> No.34609058

>>34608998
>out of frame, shortstack rogue assaulting healer while others are distracted.

>> No.34609066

>>34608033
This is one my favorite things this thread has produced.

>> No.34609108

>>34608728
Of course you do need those moments where the inner emotions shine through. But don't forget having a kuu orchid mantis ride you like a bronco while the only sign of her arousal is flushed cheeks and soft panting is also very hot

>> No.34609145
File: 180 KB, 490x610, __cirno_touhou_drawn_by_koopo__7f5b25a1a5190fac0969130fc81f4799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609145

>>34607766
OL fairies.

>> No.34609150

>>34608970
It's context for something already posted in the thread, give him a break. Besides it's no different from bicorns.

>> No.34609177

>>34608998
Make sad eyes and say you don't want them to fight each other.

>> No.34609232

>>34606247
sandworms but they know how to swim

>> No.34609246

>>34609232
>Tahiti
but isn't water toxic to sandworms?

>> No.34609265

>>34608998
get an errection i guess?

>> No.34609273

>>34609246
Which is why they are called sea worms

>> No.34609290
File: 293 KB, 1920x1200, __kudamaki_tsukasa_touhou_drawn_by_naufaldreamer__e16c0c4009f89e4485b90fd33c9f8439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609290

Oya.

>> No.34609304

>>34609273
you know there is a species of sea worms that latch on and feed on bones,
apparently the males are a lot smaller and just live inside the females with its only purpose being providing the female with sperm.

>> No.34609305
File: 579 KB, 1350x2200, mantis_by_rokkyloid_defpxxk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609305

>>34606990
Will Mantis-chan maintain her collected demeanor and expressionless yet keen stare when kicking you in the balls for suggesting to try adding vegetables into her diet?
Will she when demonstratively dropping your PC into a full tub so you won't disturb her sleep with noise and screen flickering at nights anymore?
Will she when you walk in on her going cowgirl on the dirty-old-bastard neighbor in your marriage bed?
Will she when framing you for the beating marks she received during a particularly frenzied lovemake with said neighbor?
Will she when plunging one of her pincers through your skull for finally annoying her with your presence one second too many?
Will she when telling your(?) daughter you were a failure of a man the one and only time she shows her your untended grave?

>> No.34609321

>>34609305
>t. Order spinster

>> No.34609324

>>34608118
Soon as one slithers up and clasps my hands while making intense eye contact I'm as good as married.

>> No.34609328

>>34609305
Never write this kind of stuff about mantis girls ever again.

>> No.34609351

>>34608998
Tell them if they don't stop fighting you're joining another party and they can heal themselves.

>> No.34609383

>>34609246
Water isn't toxic to humans and I can't think of any other examples where something that isn't toxic to humans is toxic to monstergirls, so I think a sandworm would be okay in the water.

>> No.34609385
File: 288 KB, 1280x1280, 1619116314136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609385

>>34599444
I'm afraid to say the results are indisputable, now this may be tough news to hear but... she's a cat

>> No.34609395

>>34609383
He's making a Dune reference

>> No.34609403

>>34607766
Why would a worm and butterfly be on Tahiti?

>> No.34609439

>>34609403
Why wouldn't they be on a tropical island full of flowering plants?

>> No.34609456

>>34609232
in sand
wouldn't putting a sandworm in water be kind of like putting a seasnake on land?

>> No.34609460

>>34600721
The music makes me think no, but as long as you keep showing the writ you should make it out of the camp fine

>> No.34609462

>>34609439
who's feeding these creatures

>> No.34609485

>>34609462
maybey they sustained themselves completly on wubs

>> No.34609508
File: 882 KB, 900x1200, 89617629_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609508

Turns out holy water is still effective

>> No.34609529
File: 425 KB, 536x752, firefox_2021-05-05_18-06-44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609529

>>34608961
hah, that's understandable.

>> No.34609535

>Wight moves in next door
>Has a husband and a zombie daughter
>Mom makes me go take banana cream pie over to them as a welcome to the neighborhood
>Zombie daughter answers door
>Can tell beneath that puffy gothic dress she’s absolutely stacked
>Can also tell despite her age she hasn’t had an ounce of spirit energy judging from how absent minded she is
>Wait a bit hoping her parents will come to the door
>While I have some eye candy to stare at I get tired of waiting and put the pie in her hands and leave to go jerk off
>Notice down the street that said mom and dad are going for a walk and just started by the looks of it
>Quickly turn back around and invite myself inside
>Princess carry zombie up to her, presumably, her room
>Use all my willpower to not just tear off her dress and pound a zombie shaped hole in the bed
>Gently take off her dress hanging it up making sure to be careful to avoid any wrinkles and the such
>And then start pounding a zombie shaped hole in the bed
>Six rounds later and with 10 minute cuddle sessions in between and I finally feel fatigue start to kick in
>Still I got some juice left in me
>Hear front door unlock and feel primal instinct of dread and fear in me
>Start redressing zombie as fast as humanly possible
>Putting panties on her so my seed doesn’t just leak out of her
>Fitting her socks and gloves then her dress and corset
>Wonder why the fuck you would dress a zombie like this when you’d have to do this every morning for her
>Finish by fixing her sex hair and then jumping out of the window with my clothes in hand and into our side garden of tentacle plants
>Mom only figured out they weren’t petunias after they fully grew
>Unfortunately they aren’t monster girls yet
>Fortunately they catch me all the same and I’m able to hide in them suffering only minimal molestation after they figure out I’m a male
>Stare up at the window praying they don’t notice the smell or the disheveled sheets
>Wight mom looks out the window and down straight at me
>Wonder if she can see me as I’m wrapped head to toe in tentacles
>Becomes apparent that she can see me as her ethereal claws start impatiently tapping on the window sill
>Try to wait it out but it’s been 4 hours and she still hasn’t moved an inch
My phone is about to die and the tentacles are becoming a bit annoyed with me staying there what do I do?

>> No.34609577

>>34609529
Guys want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.34609597

>>34609535
ask if she liked the pie

>> No.34609598
File: 359 KB, 1920x1500, beanhold.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609598

>>34609577

>> No.34609613

How about a tomboy vampire and a very girly dhampir?

>> No.34609630
File: 1.03 MB, 1000x1415, HebiProposal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609630

>>34609324
Pretty much
No escape, but why would you

>> No.34609654

>>34609613
Vampire mom is very angry because her Dhampir daughter has a Gyaru tan

>> No.34609675

>>34609630
My only complaint is she's not squeezing his hands uncomfortably tight.

>> No.34609677

>>34609598
Blue board, that's 100% pornography for Yetis

>> No.34609678

Need Phoenix.

>> No.34609690

>>34609598
Needs rings.

>> No.34609697

>>34609677
>go to 4monster
>got to blue board
>upload picture of myself holding hands with my wife
>permaban
worth it

>> No.34609714
File: 252 KB, 1718x1012, 752353f6da5c55ab772da7207ab87f60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609714

>>34609273

>> No.34609729

>>34609535
Is she looking extremely smug or angry?

>> No.34609776

>>34609630
What is she going to do? Hold me down and force me to accept her love? Psh, I'd like to see her try

>> No.34609805

>>34609613
>Dhampir often try to separate themselves from vampire mothers all the time
>Usually go tomboy warrior of the light bent on “destroying” vampires
>This one case the vampire is a warrior that denies her feminine aspects
>Only embraces them for her husband when no other soul is watching
>Dhampir daughter chooses to become a prim and proper lady
>Has never worn anything that isn’t a dress in her life
>Absolutely abhors violence
>Isn’t even actively trying to steal dad away or go against her mother in any way
>Still pisses off tomboy vamp mom to no end
>SmugDhampir.png

>> No.34609809

>>34609385
I would make a killing giving my waifu invisibility potions to stand in front of girls who have to take a CAT test who would freak out from a positive result. Good husbands paying for their wives' smiles being protected would offset the potion costs easily.

>> No.34609872

>>34609304
Sounds like a reverse Shog situation

>> No.34609941

>>34609872
a lot of deep sea creatures are like that

>> No.34609959
File: 1.05 MB, 896x1280, trip_with_jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34609959

>>34609385
>take jinko wife to CAT test
>she tests positive
>she's down for the whole day and the day after that
>only have sex 2 times per day
>on third day she finally stops being deppressed
>instead she's clumsily trying to tease You
>she adds "nya" to the end of every sentence
>she reffers to herself as kitty
>demands atention, always when You are trying to do something

>> No.34609968

>>34609959
Throw her a ball of yarn and see what happens

>> No.34609999

>>34609959
I feel like this would be tactic used by cc jinkos who think all the boys want cute cat girls the meow and knead you and not tiger girls who’ll roundhouse kick you and chuff

>> No.34610003
File: 74 KB, 504x1139, 1540732897568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610003

the bigger the girl, the better
this is because bigger girls have bigger muscles
and the heart is the most important muscle

>> No.34610024

>>34607051
Hey now, even real mantises don't usually do that to their mates (it depends on species, how stressed/hungry they are, and so on).

>> No.34610052

There are only two good dhampirs; one kills asshole vampires and the other is a crazy redhead that acts like a vampire. The rest of dhampirs are shit.

>> No.34610131
File: 1.75 MB, 1600x1200, 1619944894935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610131

When you cum to baphomets, it is a good day

>> No.34610175
File: 1.47 MB, 1252x1768, Alraune E0No5cAVcAU2FTF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610175

I'm so glad KC's gotten out of that drawing-weirdly-shaped-breasts phase he was in.

>> No.34610179
File: 89 KB, 648x946, 1620123061060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610179

>>34610003
big big big girls...

>> No.34610200

>>34610175
Do you have examples of weirdly-shaped breasts he's done? None come to mind for me.

>> No.34610239

>>34610200
I don't mind it too much but myconid and banshee profiles had a bit of a conical shape to their breasts so maybe he's talking about that

>> No.34610252
File: 1.19 MB, 2234x1324, 4D4B347C-2DCE-4764-8573-8CF79F6E0C41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610252

>> No.34610274

>>34610239
Oh, the torpedoes. I think they suit them, though I do prefer fuller tops.

>> No.34610281

>>34610131
when bapho cums to you its an even better day

>> No.34610305
File: 1.11 MB, 1620x2160, 1607362958907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610305

>>34610252
I want to be smothered under a Bogey.

>> No.34610316

all monster titties are to be cherished

>> No.34610330

>>34610179
Where is his bottom arm?

>> No.34610332

>>34610175
Weirdly?

>> No.34610339
File: 364 KB, 1747x2048, EJmtavKWoAEe385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610339

>>34610316
Then why don't you start cherishing them?

>> No.34610340

>>34610274
I think it's alright as long it's not full-on Raita style jack skellingtons with water balloons. Although I do think hating on Raita for that has become a meme

>> No.34610357

>>34609145
>OL fairies

>get hired over at Fairy Inc.
>first day at the office and you are welcomed to too many fairies in business attire buzzing around
>have to start tying off your pant legs so no one tries to fly in your pants
>can’t eat anything there because they’ll buy one cinnamon roll for the entire office (plus they try to lace your food with fairy dust too)
>at least your Titania boss is cool
>you even caught her playing video games when she should be on a meeting call a couple of times
>but every time I go to my bosses office all the fairies will crowd around it for some reason

>> No.34610389

>>34609678
Fuck off it's not going to happen.

>> No.34610399

>>34610357
What job does a man even do at Fairy Inc?

>> No.34610420

>>34609678
I've been waiting for years my brother...

>> No.34610431
File: 656 KB, 1300x1600, ILpcdqO2_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610431

>>34609959
I'd take her to a relaxing bath, a thing those tiny pussies wouldn't enjoy as much as she would.

>> No.34610433

>>34610399
IT, accounting.

>> No.34610456

>>34610399
Fairy rest station. They pay you to wear an outfit covered in little comfy pockets where they can rest and talk to you. You also still need to help with general tasks like replacing the office water cooler or unsticking keyboard keys that the fairies are too small to do.

>> No.34610564
File: 351 KB, 1026x1080, 1603147459444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610564

>> No.34610580
File: 341 KB, 1460x1200, __daiyousei_touhou_drawn_by_chima_q__cac56e805880a5bf8e021287596af30f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610580

>>34610399
>"Have you tried rebooting it?"

>> No.34610611
File: 204 KB, 895x1200, E0oUrqDVIAMnmzB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610611

>> No.34610645

>>34610564
This alp is actually kinda cute. I wanna bully them.

>> No.34610683
File: 756 KB, 618x1042, 1613653464224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610683

>>34610456
Titania seatwarmer sounds like a very comfy job. Especially when she grinds her plush ass against your lap without realizing

>> No.34610686 [DELETED] 
File: 484 KB, 896x1100, 345_myconid_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610686

>>34610340
Yeah, some people feared KC was going that route thanks to the aforementioned profiles.

>> No.34610707

>>34610274
damn the torpedoes full speed ahead!

>> No.34610762
File: 748 KB, 2480x3508, cuteflyingdaughtersigned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610762

How do you teach a daughter to fly if you have no wings?

>> No.34610786

>>34610762
hold her up until her wings are strong enough

>> No.34610805

>>34610762
Normally it's the mom's job.
If it's a special case like Lich wife and Dragon daughter, you hire a tutor.

>> No.34610818

>>34610762
they'll figure it out

>> No.34610835

>>34610762
Fun fact, no creature actually "teaches" their young how to fly. At most they motivate them to learn themselves.

>> No.34610909

>>34610762
jetpack

>> No.34610935

>>34610762
Push her off something tall until she figures it out

>> No.34610955

I want a CC oni

>> No.34610972
File: 2.24 MB, 1500x2000, __cecile_original_drawn_by_porforever__6f045d191b48184836848c48bdb5917a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610972

>I'll make you cum in 30 seconds!

>> No.34610978
File: 515 KB, 875x614, 1603274617273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610978

birds are important

>> No.34610995
File: 504 KB, 1352x726, crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34610995

https://twitter.com/PixyArtist/status/1390027990600458243
Someone actually took advantage of the dream aspect of them.

>> No.34611000
File: 268 KB, 700x537, 8KPV1MYo_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611000

>>34610955
An admirable desire.

>> No.34611032

>>34608118
It'd be nice to take a seat neat to a shirohebi and have her nestle those heavy snake hips next to you. She'd slowly and carefully work her coils loosely around the both of you, carefully watching your reactions to see how far she can push things.

>> No.34611053

>>34610995
If she gets pregnant in the dream, does she get pregnant in real life?
Even if she doesn't she's going have to keep dream continuity and have several dream children with me.

>> No.34611206

>>34611053
This actually poses a lot of questions. In a similar manner, in a near future setting where deep dive mmos like SAO exist, does releasing your 2 years of semen into a monster girl in game count as binding?

>> No.34611224

>>34611206
Only if she is your sister

>> No.34611378

>>34610762
Stand up somewhere high while she's down on the ground, strech your arms out and say things like "Come to papa! You can do it!"
She will take off at very high speeds, I am certain.

>> No.34611457
File: 3.69 MB, 2547x2105, 1608719374211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611457

gib meat

>> No.34611468

>>34611457
How much meat can a big wendi eat?

>> No.34611651
File: 204 KB, 437x605, 1589798808407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611651

>>34611053
>Share dreams with family but you don't know it until your nightmare daughters walk in on you giving their mom a creampie on an opera balcony in a dream while you snuggle creampie her in your sleep
This is already getting confusing

>> No.34611699

>>34611378
>walk out in the middle of an empty field at the foot of a mountain
>yell come to papa
>all of a sudden a small green mass comes flying towards you at mach 1
>tackles you to the ground
>soft dragon daughter hugs
>tell her how proud of her you are

>> No.34611702

>>34599359
>Ignis
brb gonna go see what's flammable and what's not

>> No.34611711

>>34611702
>gonna go see what's flammable
Everything, and if it's not you're not trying hard enough.

>> No.34611718

>>34599359
This anon is scouting for a potential Alp harem

>> No.34611721

>>34611699
Excatly this. Lots of headpats and bearhugs for my fierce little dragon.

>> No.34611722
File: 1.82 MB, 5239x3624, 000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611722

Which monster girls are you most likely to find working as an escort at a whore house?
>Inb4 black harpy meme
Let's try to get some legit and creative answers, please

>> No.34611726

>>34611457
Now all I can imagine is Wendi-chan on the first day of kindergarten biting White Horn-san’s boobs thinking she was hiding stretchy meat in her coat like Mama.

>> No.34611750

>>34611722
Elves captured by P'Orcs

>> No.34611762

>>34611722
Go to /trash/ if you want literal whores. Stop trying to bring this shit here.
>That is to say, more passionate sex with one's partner, filled with love and pleasure, is required. Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

>> No.34611770

>>34611722
Your wife, anon.

>> No.34611791
File: 359 KB, 600x604, cheshire36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611791

>>34611762
Whore houses exist in MGE. Get over yourself.

Yes, I know they're not actual whores, but they're still places for clueless men to get a monster girl and skip all the courting bullshit.
I wanna know what to expect to find when I walk into one

>> No.34611816

>>34610972
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1224271020036517888

>> No.34611858

>>34610972
That's a bet I'm happy to lose.

>> No.34611900
File: 274 KB, 2048x2048, Lenore Hector by iamlunasol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611900

>>34611762
>Literal whores
Except both parties know exactly what they're getting in MGE's setting, and a majority of the times it's used as a quick and easy way for monsters to get a husband. This idea that women are unmarriable in your eyes because they're not a virginal waif speaks miles about your own insecurities, especially if you're saying that belongs on /trash/ but not those Anons who're willing to literally fuck Cu and Cait Siths in here.

I'd even go as far as to presume there'd be some fuckers who fantasize about a Tanuki getting off on how absolutely filthy and transactional that sort of tryst is.

>> No.34611904

>>34610972
the way she is gestering that finger has me worried

>> No.34611910
File: 124 KB, 827x717, mofudeluxe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611910

>>34611791
I like to think of it more like a marriage agency. Shy socially awkward mamano pay the tankukis or mofukuza a finders fee, the house advertises to men who either don't know any better or are also socially awkward. Some might say these shifty groups are taking advantage of them but both party's are happy with the arrangement who are we to judge?

>> No.34611924

what are your thoughts on cunny?

>> No.34611946
File: 133 KB, 600x600, 1601103411837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34611946

>>34611924
It's quite funny and very cute!

>> No.34611974

>>34611791
I don't believe you. You literally worded it as what monster would working at a whore house. You would have loved the cuck level shit if people gave it to you and nobody called you out.

>> No.34611980

>>34611722
Hobgoblin that ordered her goblin minions to join the brothel to quickly get husbands and increase the horde

A slime girl that once joined the brothel, and with the excess of DE she got from there cloned herself and left the place with a husband, so every time one of the slime clones gets enough DE clones herself goes away leaving behind another clone of the clone.

A zombie because, well, she's a zombie they probably just grabbed her and put her in a room.

>> No.34612047

>>34611762
Thank you. Board gets a bit faster and fags like that think they're welcome here

>> No.34612077
File: 433 KB, 683x960, Hobgoblin1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612077

>>34611980
Smart hobgoblin boss. I guess she's more than just tits

>> No.34612101

>>34607854
I mean, I'd be a little put off if she DIDN'T react to me jamming it in
I wouldn't stop, mind you, but It would impact my mood

>> No.34612115
File: 749 KB, 1280x1873, F8C4A19B-ED59-4815-9DA8-7DF93C74353E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612115

Thread is too gay. Calling the space cops.

>> No.34612144
File: 64 KB, 520x462, violating virginity control laws.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612144

>>34612115

>> No.34612153
File: 742 KB, 1280x1872, 16CB3253-0BB7-4EDC-9A1A-CF06D3D077B5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612153

>>34612144
Based

>> No.34612192
File: 268 KB, 1171x866, Oooohh I see a happy marriage in your future with many cute daughters oooooooohhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612192

>mamono fortune teller
>all the fortunes seem to be about you having children with a mamono that happens to be the same species as her

>> No.34612234

>>34612192
>Please tell me, will my wife lactate all the time, enough for me to partake without taking from the children? This is very important to me!

>> No.34612268

>>34612192
that is a dangerous amount of mofu

>> No.34612300

>>34612192
Does my future wife have big biceps and hard abs? This is important.

>> No.34612302

>>34612192
>Well thanks for the help, I guess I'd better go find her. Wouldn't want to keep her waiting.

>> No.34612363

>>34612234
>Oooohh I see a milk truck oooooohhhhhh

>>>34612300
Oooooooh I see abs... strong abs that could grate cheese oooooh

>> No.34612382
File: 483 KB, 1063x1500, 059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612382

>>34612192
I've heard this one before

>> No.34612384

>>34612300
>"Once I -er- she buys some gym equipment, yes."

>> No.34612429
File: 154 KB, 931x711, 1597333632394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612429

>>34612268
These quantities are not for the faint of heart.

>> No.34612598

>>34612382
>Summoned from another world
I recall some lorefag saying earth humans have stupid amounts of untapped mana that can't be used on earth but would basically be a giant neon fuck me sign in MGE? Even if they were perma virgin losers?

>> No.34612731
File: 523 KB, 892x1200, lamia00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612731

Serpentine waifu?
Be sure to give her the proper bedroom accommodations.
>Alaskan king sized bed
>Numerous large blankets and comforters
>No top sheets
>Only one head pillow is necessary (you will be sharing it with her)
>Body pillows recommended for tail comfort
>Room with no windows
>Advanced temperature/humidity regulation system
>Space heater highly recommended if you live in a cooler climate
>Dimmable lights

>> No.34612744

>>34612192
I need a deadpan Ice Queen fortune teller to try and seduce me even if she's not very good at it

>> No.34612784

>>34612598
>I recall some lorefag saying earth humans have stupid amounts of untapped mana
I pitched that idea at least a couple years ago in a greentext. I don't know if I was the first, but it's 100% non-canonical. Still cool to think about as it makes for some entertaining short stories.

>> No.34612794

>>34611910
Let me get a triple Mofu Deluxe with extra dip.

>> No.34612805

>>34612382
How much of a faggot do you have to be to reject a brown snek with huge boobs AND a bobcut?

>> No.34612864

>>34611722
Kej if you're in zipangu, otherwise you'll probably find a lot of the vanilla/more common races like lamias, harpies and such

>> No.34612920

>>34612429
I heard about that movie, gonna need to hug the wife to get through

>> No.34612927

>>34612429
What's the hottest movies at the Mamono Theater right now?

>> No.34612967
File: 34 KB, 267x332, 1563046964497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34612967

>>34612805
Considering outside of the hugbox 'verse of MGE how a lamia could easily kill you? A 20ft constrictor and easily overpower and adult and it would be pretty safe to say a Lamia would have much larger coils. Fear is a legitimate response.

>> No.34612969

>>34612784
>2 Demons meet up at a coffee shop
>Get a load of this girl
>Yeah so, like, these earth girls say no to guys for no reason
>I know, it's nuts, you've heard about their thick mana too

>> No.34612983

>>34612927
A Lizardgirl and Mothgirl fighting in a cardboard "city".

>> No.34613001

>>34612967
No it's clearly one of those moments where everyone but me is wrong and crazy. They're all wrong and crazy.

>> No.34613027
File: 212 KB, 706x914, 1587493428367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613027

>>34612927
O Sister Wan Where are thou
>An endearing tale of a hellhound and greenworm who go on a series of adventures robbing small town grocery stores to supply the food for her wedding

>> No.34613030

>>34613001
I'd be over there rubbing those scales.

>> No.34613078

>>34612429
I bet monster cinema is nothing but propaganda

>monsters saving human boys from alien invasion
>canibalistic mutants get stopped by monsters before they devour human boys
And so on. Also, all disney movies are gender reversed.

>> No.34613089

>>34611900
>>34611791
>>34611722
Fuck off faggots

>> No.34613127

>>34612967
I don't think rejecting her would make that outcome less likely.

>> No.34613130

>>34612731
>Room with no windows
We're going to have to settle on blackout curtains.

>> No.34613139

>>34613078
>all disney movies are gender reversed.
That version of Little Mermaid must be rather different.

>> No.34613159

>>34613027
Sounds like a 10/10. Is there a sequel in development?

>> No.34613170

>>34611974
>>34613089
Amazing how canon aspects of a setting people treat as word of god still manage to get them mad

>> No.34613179

>>34613139
It's about a little prince who has heard of many wonderful things down in the ocean and wants to go there but her mom won't let him.

>> No.34613194

>>34613179
his*

>> No.34613226

>>34613179
>There are two versions of the movie, one where the mermaid wins and another where the CC kraken does

>> No.34613243

>>34613226
>They're both considered happy endings

>> No.34613272
File: 55 KB, 700x375, hellhathnofury.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613272

>>34613159
Sadly no, but the pair will be starring in Wankandan 911, a gritty urban crime drama set in the city formerly known as Detroit.

>> No.34613276

>>34612967
They killed me dozens of times in Ragnarok Online

>> No.34613302

>>34613272
>post portals
>still crime ridden
not even monster girls can save detriot, I bet the Lions are still shit

>> No.34613317

>>34613226
>>34613243
>unreleased special edition where they both get the prince

>> No.34613319

>>34613302
Well, it'd be "crime."

>> No.34613321

>>34613302
I believe in Jared Goff

>> No.34613363

>>34613302
Don't get any black through the portals, easy.

>> No.34613377
File: 282 KB, 973x971, 1606205318383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613377

>>34613302
The Lions are an all Kot team of muscle bound catgirls so it's not all bad. At least ticket sales are up. The worst crime would be organized chicken theft for all the Hellhound owned fried chicken restaraunts and human men constantly going missing, I mean take a look at all the milk cartons with missing human boys. So really Detroit or New Wankanda has improved.

>> No.34613392

>>34613363
Black men deserve waifus too

>> No.34613398

>>34612927
Demolition Wan

>> No.34613399

>>34613226
If I was going to have somebody "rescue" me from captivity a kraken peeling apart steel bars like tinfoil is really hot.

>> No.34613411

>>34613392
On one side, monstergirls won't allow their genetics to continue, on the other, single mothers and domestic and non-domestic violence will escalate. Not sure.

>> No.34613427

>>34613377
Why did a little Greenworm decide to head there? Is her good Hellhound friend just that precious to her? What about the Hellhound's husband?

>> No.34613435

I want a chubby kiki wife that congratulates me on losing some weight through running and fixing my diet.

>> No.34613436

>>34613321
I don't but hey if it doesn't Spencer Rattler is draft eligible next year

>> No.34613437

>>34613392
Lmao

>> No.34613439

>>34613411
Demon Energy will fix that nonsense. Deep down all men only want one thing, and that is a big mommy-wife who will hold him while he cries his eyes out.

>> No.34613451

>>34613439
I guess demonic energy could make them look and act normal, yes.

>> No.34613479
File: 886 KB, 3605x2911, 1572012028932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613479

>>34613411
>monstergirls won't allow their genetics to continue
I was gonna say something, but I remember the Wightfag.
>single mothers and domestic and non-domestic violence will escalate
Both things that a good monster girl will fix.

>> No.34613489
File: 43 KB, 473x349, 1552612143107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613489

>>34613392
Ignore the anons, they're just trying to rile you up. We're all children of the monster mommy gf. Through dick, unity.

>> No.34613491

>>34613411
>monstergirls won't allow their genetics to continue,
KC said it's pretty much 50/50

>> No.34613510

>>34613479
Domestic violence is foreplay for a redcap

>> No.34613515

>>34613489
>they're just trying to rile you up
I am not why would I? I just wouldn't want the MGE world to become Africa 2.0. Just one dude like the wightfag is fine.

>>34613491
Source? As in, we will have mgs with ugly wide noses and nappy hair? I thought they would just get 2d brown skin and that's it.

>> No.34613527
File: 757 KB, 1280x1827, Cat was here, Fox is SMALLTIME.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613527

>>34600317
Noice.

>> No.34613536

>mofu vaccine

>> No.34613547

>>34613479
What kind of apps does hellhound have on her phone?

>> No.34613559

>>34612805
>huge boobs
No thank you

>> No.34613576

>>34611762
I mean
I can't be the only one here that's hired an escort right?

>> No.34613582

>>34613515
Your first mistake is being a /monster/ minded fuck and equating 3d with 2d.
>Source?
Recent KC post mentioned they take some traits from both parents

>> No.34613590

>>34610762
Tell her to believe in herself.

>> No.34613591

>bubbleslime just drank a bunch of a seltzer water

>> No.34613598

>>34613547
Phone tracker, set to husband’s phone.

>> No.34613603

>>34613582
Well in monster musume they operated on the same rules as elder scrolls.

>> No.34613606

>>34613536
don't fall for this
I'm pretty sure they just gave me a saline shot, and then my fox nurse insisted that she lay one of her tails in my lap to see if I was cured of my need.
I don't know how long I was out of it, but I came back to reality while huffing the mofu some time later and then she told me we were married.

>> No.34613614
File: 249 KB, 1200x860, hSp70EPI_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613614

>> No.34613617

>>34613582
Boy anon you sure are grumpy today.

>> No.34613620

>>34613591
I bet it it tickles to hug her at that point.

>> No.34613631

>>34613591
>bubbleslime staring you dead in the eyes while she drops several fizzy bath bombs into herself

>> No.34613633

>>34613582
>Your first mistake is being a /monster/ minded fuck and equating 3d with 2d.
Well in japanese media brown girls are practically never supposed to be black they're just the same than the rest but darker.

>Recent KC post mentioned they take some traits from both parents
So do they or do they not get the ugly traits? You didn't answer the question.

>> No.34613656

>>34613633
In fact, scratch this and don't answer, I'm curious but I don't want the thread to go this way.

>> No.34613670

>>34613656
You already ruined the thread you autist

>> No.34613676

>>34613547
Minecraft pocket edition
Spoon
Pornhub

>> No.34613680

>>34613633
>they're just the same than the rest but darker.
Because it's 2D you retard. Real people don't have big eyes and naturally neon colored hair either.
>You didn't answer the question.
Already did but you're too stupid to realize.
>>34613617
Too many tourists recently.

>> No.34613689

>>34613670
Yeah I ruined a 500-post thread because of 3 posts I made.

>>34613680
>Too many tourists recently.
Nice boogeyman, you forgot to call me a /pol/fag too.

>> No.34613715

>>34613680
>Because it's 2D you retard. Real people don't have big eyes and naturally neon colored hair either.
>he doesn't know there are people in this thread who imagine monstergirls in 3D not 2D
The question was made a couple of times already in older threads and some people did say that, so that other anon's question is valid.

>> No.34613719
File: 2.30 MB, 1500x2800, 1596591435316.pngS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613719

Crazy snake eyes means you're getting binded and coiled all night tonight

>> No.34613724

>>34613170
The post was about what monster girls actually working in a whorehouse. Monsters use them to trap men not actually be the trash you keep insisting was innocent but was obviously meant to be the same as usual "my wife works as a prostitute" cuck shit that is always spammed when you faggots try to bring it up.

>> No.34613730
File: 1.57 MB, 3500x1800, E0l7P8pVkAQyXgb_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613730

>> No.34613734

>>34613689
It's not a boogieman when there's been multiple confirmed /tg/ posters.
>Yeah I ruined a 500-post thread because of 3 posts I made.
You did. Someone who belongs wouldn't start the conversation.
>>34613715
Well they're wrong.

>> No.34613746

>>34613734
ignore him

>> No.34613751

I am going to take a nap till this drama blows over

>> No.34613760

>>34613734
>Well they're wrong
Didn't know you dictated how people should enjoy their monstergirls.

>> No.34613763

>Going to go play beer league hockey
>No big, buff siberian jinko wife that wants to watch me play even though I'm just goalie.
It hurts.

>> No.34613781
File: 1.20 MB, 500x283, 6c2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613781

>>34613724
>>34611980
>they probably just grabbed her and put her in a room.
Would she be aware of were she is?

>> No.34613784
File: 891 KB, 1532x1302, 1612410676563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613784

Please stop fighting you're going to make the little jinkos cry

>> No.34613787
File: 1.60 MB, 2300x1900, Warlock Pact selection fairy vs demon 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613787

>>34613614
>tfw I'm old enough to get this roger rabbit joke

Damn.

>> No.34613794

>>34613582
It's not new. They are over 2 years old.
>Daughters of humans and monsters actually tend to resemble their fathers. It is easy to think that a beautiful woman is born even if the race is dependent on the mother and the father has a mediocre face, but other traits such as hair color, skin color, eye color, etc. may appear from the father. There are many. Druella also has the same hair and eye color as Lilim, but her personality is similar to her father!
>However, there are some who are of the same race and are more beautiful than me, so from the perspective of my father, "I have two faces with my mother", but from the perspective of my mother who loves my father, "the eyes are the same as my father and look kind. The face when you laugh is just like that It becomes a conversation that is likely to be in a couple of human beings like.
>It seems that Druella was quite careful in preparing and planning the strategy, but the delicacy of that seems to be inherited from her mother, so it seems that the aggressive, dynamic, and activist aspects are particularly similar.
>From the human eye, I think we can see many mothers. A demon with blue skin and a sharp beauty that resembles his mother, but his laughing face looks just like his father! That's because only my husband's favorite daughter-in-law, Demon, can understand it!

>> No.34613796

>>34613763
>no soft cuddly greenworm to sit in my lap and eat snacks while I watch my thundies get blown the fuck out once again
the pain is immeasurable

>> No.34613817

>>34613796
Oh that's nothing
[Spoiler]Dark elf learns I'm a lion's fan in hand egg

>> No.34613819
File: 245 KB, 1334x1134, 1619114254922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613819

>>34613784
Its distressed them so much they've gained color. Stop this bickering at once!

>> No.34613823

>>34613817
Eh, ill let my fuck up stand

>> No.34613840
File: 765 KB, 2894x4093, 1602546620902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613840

>>34612744
>I see royalty in your future, the cards say you will find many warm blankets and there will be lots of snuggling
>"Oh boy, I get a queen sized bed? I've always wanted a big bed"
>Shut up and meet me in my bed chambers, boy

>> No.34613841

>>34613781
Depends on how dumb MGE zombies actually are, which I am not sure because of translations from japanese and such. Anyone knows?

>> No.34613852

So I've been out of the loop for a long time, but what happened to YBA's story Vengeance in Little Monster Girl City? It's not in his pastebin anymore

>> No.34613864
File: 112 KB, 1074x945, 1533345460231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613864

>>34613841
They are smart, good girls.

>> No.34613888

>>34613787
Left is better than right.

>> No.34613897

>>34613427
She wants to prove to herself she is tough, plus her friend needs her to help solve a case regarding a missing truck of cabbages, who else would you depend on for that if not a greenworm? Husband is there but severely in debt to a danuki pachinko parlor.

>> No.34613900

I think jinkos are too entukirdir

>> No.34613917

>>34613864
LOOK OUT ZOMBIE-CHAN, A PAIR OF STEALTH BOMBERS ARE COMING AT YOU FROM BEHIND!

>> No.34613925

>>34613787
mmm the fairy queen seems to have bigger boobs and as I always say the bigger the boobs the more right you are so...

>> No.34613934

>>34613897
What if mamono mana on sonichu

>> No.34613946

>>34613897
Well you know I'm going to be buying tickets for opening night. I wonder how monsters feel about husbands in movies?

>> No.34613949

Remember anons, if her skin is dark as an ape, then expect violent rape.

>> No.34613952
File: 345 KB, 1982x3626, __minamoto_sakura_zombie_land_saga_drawn_by_findoworld__c4f19996d1a65cd777c9473327d0f9df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613952

>>34613781
its odd, sakura objectively is my ideal woman and yet I can't lewd her.

>> No.34613953

>>34613392
Yes they do. [Gamer Word]s don’t.

>> No.34613974

Quick I need your monster trustworthiness power rankings

>> No.34613976
File: 1.82 MB, 2750x2530, cheral_12.3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34613976

Hello friends, new commission this time featuring my wife wondering WHY DID I MAKE HER DO THIS? Also the first ever picture of her sad or otherwise crying- and I'm never getting another one again. What sort of treatment could your waifu visit upon you and feel pretty regretful about?
https://files.catbox.moe/vvy6w0.png

>> No.34613977

>>34613934
No, I would hate to think of that abomination.

>> No.34613987

>>34613976
I hope that's hinezumi fire

>> No.34613998

>>34613976
wh-
what the fuck happened

>> No.34614001

>>34613987
Nah, it’s just one of those fire and ice lubes. It’s basically IcyHot

>> No.34614003

>>34613953
You mean niggers?

>> No.34614007

>>34613987
See >>34614001 , home brand, wighthot!
>>34613998
It's a redraw of a scene from Invincible. Pretty neat show. But in context, just called her ass fat again.

>> No.34614022

>>34614007
>But in context, just called her ass fat again.
I thought she'd take this as a compliment by now.

>> No.34614026

>>34614007
>She cuts off your dick for calling her ass fat.
Your wife is abusive and you need to remarry.

>> No.34614030
File: 842 KB, 1062x1281, __wakasagihime_touhou_drawn_by_tsuukinkaisoku_oomiya__4e41560bb7a2ed4c6cb671d9d4530766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614030

>>34613976
ok I was wondering when there was going to be a version of that meme here.

>> No.34614041

>>34613976
"How many kids will we have after 500 years!?"

>> No.34614045

>>34613998
Icy hot on the balls colorized

>> No.34614047

>>34614022
Perhaps not in the few double digits of marriage! Granted, she doesn't feel so bad about destroying me in bed after I talk shit once a few hundred years pass.
>>34614026
>Cuts off my dick
Naw, just literally fucked it down to a burning stump, I dunno, I ain't a doctor. It grows back right?
>>34614030
Glad to deliver.
>>34614041
Look forward to a new design coming out in a few months hopefully.

>> No.34614053

>>34613976
S>>She'd probably just rape me during mating season and she'd feel sorry about that.

>> No.34614078

>>34613170
Don't be a coy faggot after starting stupid shit about whorehouses. Fuck off with the rest of the undesirables.

>> No.34614094

>>34614007
i dunno seems like another "what if superman was evil" kind of thing like the boys or Irredeemable

>> No.34614104

Monsters do not belong on whorehouses, human boys do.

>> No.34614113

>>34614104
t. Bicorn

>> No.34614128

>>34614094
This is really off topic, so no more posts, but it did that shit right for once.

>> No.34614129

>>34614104
>first customer is a bunyip
going to be a long night

>> No.34614158
File: 1.16 MB, 1192x1449, 1613725354420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614158

>>34613787
>Fairy Warlock
>Not going Oath of the Ancients Paladin and swearing fealty to your queen

>> No.34614189
File: 234 KB, 1080x1920, lu-ka-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614189

>>34613974
Why even make one when foxes are the most trustworthy

>> No.34614206

>>34613974
Why even make one when elves are the most trustworthy

>> No.34614211

Who's the alpha and beta of your relationship with your waifu?

>> No.34614223

>>34613787
>Warlock_Pact_selection_fairy_vs_demon_1.png
>1
>1/x?
post or link the rest

>> No.34614224
File: 280 KB, 668x917, 1600783963296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614224

>>34614211
My pixie wife wears the pants.

>> No.34614245

>>34614211
I don't think it's necessary to reduce a relationship down to binary roles like that.

>> No.34614248

>>34614223
If you see that art style just search up baal buddy on danbooru
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4494437?q=bb_%28baalbuddy%29+
here you go

>> No.34614249

>>34614248
cheers m8

>> No.34614250

>>34613974
Top trust:
Foxes
Spiders
Manticores

>> No.34614255
File: 134 KB, 850x702, __original_drawn_by_bb_baalbuddy__sample-c0ee96c0834154c92f26e9e85027a105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614255

>>34614248
based baal buddy

>> No.34614328

>>34614248
oh, this turned out to be a good day after all

>> No.34614345

how could you not know who the artist is?
theres no way you can't run into his stuff if you go searching the elf tag.

>> No.34614364

Menacing standing creampie sex with a powerful titania who's part-amazoness!

>> No.34614392
File: 1.19 MB, 1527x1098, 1608244296621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614392

>>34614364
Like this?

>> No.34614449

Remember to not finish your jog in the Beelzebub part of town unless you want a dozen of the biters licking you all over.

>> No.34614475

>>34614392
Why is he hurt?

>> No.34614478

>>34614475
fell down some stairs.

>> No.34614502
File: 776 KB, 600x800, 2000 keks under the sea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614502

>>34613917

>> No.34614506

>>34614478
Don't lie to me anon, did she hurt him?

>> No.34614565
File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, 1590182149082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614565

>>34614211
I'm the alpha unless the sun is shining.

>> No.34614570
File: 3.43 MB, 2400x2183, 1612986130303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614570

>>34614506
No, what would give you that idea?

>> No.34614583

>>34614570
Well she's a titania and he has vines around his neck to begin with. Also she's smug.

>> No.34614604

Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps

>> No.34614623

>>34614604
>a small gathering of manticores disperse

>> No.34614642
File: 500 KB, 674x925, KJ2NWVxB_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614642

>>34614623
You know they've started waring this under their clothes just to justify jumping on guys that make that noise.

>> No.34614646

>>34614583
He's a Dark Knight, chances are he's into it.

>> No.34614685

>>34613302
>not even monster girls can save detriot
I have faith in AutomaCop

>> No.34614707

>>34613787
Gonna make that princess a queen. She's got the smaller pair but she looks more fun.

>> No.34614708

>>34614646
So she did hurt him, I'm calling the police

>> No.34614723
File: 537 KB, 1308x1600, EaS2t5yD_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614723

>>34614565
Trolls that know what they want and aren't afraid to take it are really hot.

>> No.34614726

>>34614642
isn't that less revealing than their traditional outfit?

>> No.34614736

>>34614104
You just want to slut it up when the portals open
>>34614094
It's what if Superman is evil but Superboy is still good

>> No.34614762
File: 18 KB, 242x196, temp_281290_38881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614762

Which monster is THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOOOACHIIIIINGGG?

>> No.34614769
File: 218 KB, 1150x1440, EyhF-UuVgAEjwcZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614769

>> No.34614789
File: 3.99 MB, 2000x1499, Ryu Poweru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614789

>>34614762
The mighty Ryu summoner of storms.

>> No.34614802 [SPOILER] 
File: 185 KB, 1000x883, 1620264371615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614802

>>34614762

>> No.34614810
File: 658 KB, 1200x1200, 1570374696003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614810

>>34614762
This should be obvious.

>> No.34614811

>>34614802
Ah, shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms...

>> No.34614815

>>34614762
Goth Salamander

>> No.34614823

>>34614815
Is her tail fire black, purple or white?

>> No.34614848
File: 349 KB, 1500x2000, 1618735054491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614848

>>34614604
Enjoy your new life as a scratching post

>> No.34614882
File: 2.52 MB, 1600x900, varvarian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614882

>>34614762

>> No.34614884

>>34613952
Wat are you gay?

>> No.34614895

>>34614882
What is this body type called? I want more of it.

>> No.34614918

>>34614895
I don't know a specific name but I want to call it average Amazon physique

>> No.34614938
File: 178 KB, 1280x878, 1559592552228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614938

bad snek

>> No.34614951
File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1616309745547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614951

>>34614938
Good snek! Lovely snek! Trustworthy snek!

>> No.34614952
File: 3.04 MB, 2795x3366, 966e64d70d327d05d1001fccabb67ac3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34614952

>>34614938
She looks pretty good to me

>> No.34614956

>>34614952
But that's the face she makes when she's going to do bad things...

>> No.34614967

>>34614956
that's her "Anon just asked me out" face

>> No.34615048

>>34614956
If she makes you cum you have to feel good, and bad can't be good so...

>> No.34615076
File: 329 KB, 957x1079, nigga what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615076

>>34614723
Since moonlight is just reflected sunlight, would a Troll experience the same effect from the light of a full moon as they would sunlight?

>> No.34615094

>>34615076
No

>> No.34615113

>>34613787
Get both, let capitalism take its course.

>> No.34615114
File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1619740269615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615114

>>34614938
"royal" hands typed this post

>> No.34615122

>>34614848
I want a buff kot

>> No.34615127

>>34614938
that's a mean stereotype
you should make it up to them by overthrowing a pharaoh

>> No.34615131
File: 389 KB, 959x1073, aqTZxYbh_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615131

>>34615076
I mean, it's possible. Not sure about probable, though I'm sure she could pretend to please her anata.

>> No.34615141

>>34615094
Some flowers bloom in the night, anon.

>> No.34615170
File: 590 KB, 1024x1546, 9fKgnwqw_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615170

>>34615122
The best kind of kot.

>> No.34615183
File: 581 KB, 1551x1204, 1611149267206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615183

>> No.34615188

>>34614802
Gif version when?

>> No.34615192

>>34614802
GILF version when?

>> No.34615221

>>34615183
>when a girl has to lean down to kiss you
This is my fetish

>> No.34615226

>>34615183
>wagging tail
I love this image

>> No.34615232

>>34615141
I think that's just the matter of pollinators and not related to Troll's affinity to the sun. There are even bats that pollinate flowers.
>>34615188
That Cheshire wishes she could do this https://imgbox.com/gXVHzfpQ

>> No.34615276

>snake
>also a woman
>offering you an apple
This shit is archetypal. Anyone else wonders about the psychological implications of idealizing monster girls?

>> No.34615295
File: 1.89 MB, 1500x2131, 1567449600240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615295

>>34615276
I forgot to post the image...

>> No.34615307

>>34615276
>psychological
yeah, I'm worrying that I'm becoming too based by wanting to fuck snakegirls

>> No.34615310

>>34615276
if miss hebi wants to sin, I will certainly partake.

>> No.34615329
File: 427 KB, 900x1100, pyramid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615329

>>34615183
More Anubutt to love.

>> No.34615340

>>34615329
! !

>> No.34615345

>>34614723
>I want a lovely hubby to snuggle and he isn't going to say no with a broken pelvis.
>I'll need to ask him after what pie he likes.

>> No.34615351
File: 1.55 MB, 1228x689, 7d5e43543f2b0a5e9a3d88d71602ef90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615351

>> No.34615359

>>34615183
JACKAL'D

>> No.34615361

>>34615351
That's a huge bitch!

>> No.34615376

>>34615351
>those thighs
the lord is testing me

>> No.34615384
File: 1.58 MB, 1222x769, 85874050_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615384

>>34615361
Wait until you see some of her friends

>> No.34615403
File: 3.02 MB, 1650x978, eba3588fbc001851e54779a0d9899ea9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615403

>"Anon start licking. Now."

>> No.34615406

>>34615351
Why do musclewomen make me feel like such a slut?

>> No.34615414

Is my soul worth a demon’s hand in eternal marriage, or do I have to toss something else in to sweeten the pot?

>> No.34615417

>>34615403
Thumbnail made it look like she has a giant cock

>> No.34615421

>>34615403
Yes'm.

>> No.34615429

>>34615417
would you alp?

>> No.34615436

Horns and muscles, is there even a more perfect combination?

>> No.34615438
File: 1.14 MB, 2000x2605, 1587140179442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615438

>>34615417
Don't worry anon futa fags have no power here, you can enjoy muscly monsters gals

>> No.34615439

>>34615436
big wings and fat tails

>> No.34615446

>>34615438
Pickle a cute.
Except the Baglegoose has been bullying me pretty hard.

>> No.34615469
File: 104 KB, 1058x755, B-52 Bomber Noises.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615469

>>34615446
She's only doing it because she's too nervous to say she likes you anon.

>> No.34615471

>>34615438
Turf warring with deviljho-chan over who gets the most of the blankets in bed!
Getting stunned by sloppy kisses!
Being pinned into the little spoon position just like every night!

>> No.34615473

good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, muscle monster girls in frilly cute aprons
And nothing else.

>> No.34615474
File: 2.50 MB, 1488x1012, 87037442_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615474

>>34615439

>> No.34615480

>>34615469
>Ok, today is the day I tell him...
>just gotta calmy approach...just calmy approach...
>AAAAAH I CAN'T DO THIS!
And then Anon woke up bandaged in a cart because she blew her cool at the last moment.

>> No.34615481

>>34615473
BUFF SHEEP IN APRON?

>> No.34615493

>>34615471
Careful anon her spit melts through armor like butter she'll make it through your clothes and molest you if you aren't careful.

>> No.34615494

>>34615481
Buff sheep pulling a naked apron.

>> No.34615499

But I don't like buff muscle girls

>> No.34615509
File: 1.44 MB, 1800x1613, Nergigango.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615509

Remember anon lick the white spikes when they grow. They're really sensitive and will overwhelm her with pleasure and it will knock her down giving you time to escape.

>> No.34615520
File: 432 KB, 1500x1280, Ev8ASWAVkAE2l6e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615520

>>34615480
I am a sucker for awkward romance.

>> No.34615527

>>34615499
But what if a buff muscle girl likes you?

>> No.34615537

>>34615520
>Huge, bulky monster chasing you down.
>Lots of scars, unstoppable.
>Kabedons you when you run out of breath
>Looks at you a bit before going beat red and saying "Weather sure is nice!" far too loudly

>> No.34615547

>>34615499
You will. They'll make sure of it.

>> No.34615551

>>34615537
I love this mental image so much

>> No.34615565

>>34615551
A body of iron
A steel will
A heart of marshmallow

>> No.34615581

>>34615537
Someone save that poor man before he drowns in spaghetti.

>> No.34615630

>>34615581
No one can.
He's stuck there until she says what she wants to say or she overloads on embarrassment.

>> No.34615644

>>34615429
https://youtu.be/tpT7Vj97doM

>> No.34615648
File: 388 KB, 772x509, Hhhori_3.2_FM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615648

>>34606524
>autistic womanlet wife

>> No.34615653

What fate awaits naive/gullible boys that are prone to easily giving away their trust and faith?

>> No.34615658

>>34615509
But I don't want to escape, ever

>> No.34615666

>>34615537
>Stereotypical tough girl, raised in a rough and tumble household, dad was married in the old ways of "Mom carried him off one day", figured when it was time, she would do the same thing
>When old enough, she went off to join the army, came back when her service was up to find a husband
>During her time in the army, learned that most monsters at least put in a token effort of courtship before raping their husbands
>But she never half-assed anything, if courtship was the new way of getting a man, then she would court that the fuck out of her husband
>Too proud to admit she is out of her depth and ask for help

>> No.34615670

>>34615653
Demons eager to scam them at first into horrible contracts, but end up sorting out their myriad financial and legal issues arising from them simply signing away, and marry them to keep them under their loving and watchful eye almost as an afterthought

>> No.34615672
File: 51 KB, 593x719, OaBYGgWC_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615672

>>34615537
>big monstergirl finishes her set of heavy squats and approaches anon on his first day at the gym
>"HEY NEW GUY, DO YOU COME HERE OFT-"
>her face flushes red as she stops herself mid-mismatch of pickup lines
>just stares down at anon for a second
>"Haha, anyways, just let me know if you NEed anything"
>walks off to go try to drown herself in the waterfountain after that voice-crack
>a cardiobunny Cheshire that was watching in the distance is rolling off of her treadmill laughing

>> No.34615683

>>34615672
Is it poor form to dick the cardiobunny cheshire on the yoga mats?

>> No.34615692

>>34615666
>HEY ANON YOU KNOW HOW TO SHOOT GUNS?
>'I've shot a few befo-'
>CAUSE ONE TIME I SHOT A MACHINE GUN IN THE ARMY! WANT A BEER?
>'Why are you shouting?"

>> No.34615712

>>34615683
No, but you have to pay management extra to upgrade your membership for group-workouts, naturally.

>> No.34615725

>>34615520
90% of this artist's effort goes into the tail and I love it

>> No.34615740

>>34615725
resources well allocated

>> No.34615751

Is it possible to get a gf while Being into this or do I need to give it up to have a gf?

>> No.34615766

>>34615751
nah, you have to disclose liking monstergirls on one of the forms you fill out

>> No.34615829

>>34615766
>forms
imagine in a super bureaucratic mg land where you can get a mg wife but have fill out long forms.

>> No.34615830

>>34615751
Sorry sir, being in this thread for longer than ten seconds marks you.

>> No.34615933
File: 655 KB, 1280x720, thirstylizard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615933

>>34610972

>> No.34615942

>>34615933
Goddamn the converter I used was terrible

>> No.34615947

Do young Apophis’ struggle to control their venom into their victims because they haven’t learned to control their venom injections?

I can already imagine young, shy Apophis’ injecting enough venom into their crushes to make them go on a love rampage into next week.

>> No.34615952

>>34615829
Nerdhound ask you list your favorite games

>> No.34615959

>>34615829
>have fill out long forms
I bet demons are behind this

>> No.34615966

Is there anything lilim cant do?

>> No.34615971

>>34615966
get a man's consent lmao

>> No.34615973

>>34615966
Stay faithful.

>> No.34615981

If Wight is that psychotic over her FAT ass does that mean if her husband fondles her cheeks she will take that as teasing and crush his dick between them thinking that would be humiliating?
Just thinking hahaha ha...

>> No.34615992
File: 190 KB, 850x769, fluffhuffer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34615992

>>34615751
If I had a gf and she discovered my love of monster girls I wouldn't be ashamed of it, but at the same time I wouldn't go attempting to draw her into it, if she expressed interest I guess I would discuss it with her. Would be pretty epic to get her to wear a fluffy tail and ears though.

>> No.34616007

>>34615751
Just wait for the portals to open and get your gf from there

>> No.34616014

>>34615981
You should do a bit more than think.

>> No.34616161

>>34615981
I do wonder how many pet names he's got for her prodigious posterior, her dumptruck derriere, her bulldozer butt. Not to be remiss of her log legs and thunder thighs because an ass without legs to back it up is such a sorry sight.

>> No.34616169

>>34616161
>A pharoah's seat/title announcer typed this post

>> No.34616207

>>34616169
it's a living

>> No.34616211

>>34616169
Praise be to the ruler of the eight great dunes and her bouncy caked up dumptruck, her mighty dress splitting badonkadonk, her double wide apophis seething ass, her throne shattering thunder thighs, her wobbly posterior meteor, and many more titles

>> No.34616223

How can I meet a Ryu without getting caught by her hebi shrine maidens?

>> No.34616232

>>34616223
The hebi shrine maidens are the worst of your nightmares, be wary of hot yet helpful demons who offer to assist you on your journey.

>> No.34616244

>>34616223
bring several expendable anons with you.

>> No.34616254

>>34616223
Simple ask them which one gets you and hope they didn’t plan to share from the start

>> No.34616260

>>34616232
If you want to live like a lepper suit yourself, me I'll take this stranger's offer for an electro-stimulation massage.

>> No.34616269

>>34616223
>Wait for the Ryu to create rain
>Cover yourself in oil
>Fly over to her

>> No.34616270

I need a BEEG Australian Moth Girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHig3BbpLR0

>> No.34616278

>>34615520
What a neurotic lizard!

>> No.34616294
File: 157 KB, 1348x1898, 1619014610902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616294

>>34614848
Oh no!

>> No.34616306

>>34616161
Also titanic tush and colossal caboose. God I want to get clawed so bad.

>> No.34616311
File: 154 KB, 1000x892, 1518015392427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616311

>>34616270
>Females so big and lazy they just wait for males to come to them.
>BEEG Moth Sorceress doesn't feel like leaving her evil tower to incite a hero to face her today but surely will do it tomorrow.

>> No.34616314

>>34616269
Didn't work, and now I'm surrounded by shrine maidens offering to wash the oil off me.

>> No.34616375

>>34616311
If Moonlight Butterfly won't come to me...

>> No.34616482

>>34613689
Bogey? Where? I need some cuddlin stat!

>> No.34616522
File: 351 KB, 1024x918, 1586483799563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616522

>> No.34616619

>>34616522
Protect!

>> No.34616627

>>34616522
>>34616619
Chief God finally mad, fully healed and ready to whoop Lilith and Traitor Hero's ass?

>> No.34616673

>>34616522
She big

>> No.34616710

how do you think an umi osho would interact with a closet sadist?

>> No.34616734

>>34613489
No, KC said monsters aren't attracted to evil men.

>> No.34616748

>>34616710
>with a closet sadist
Why would you torture closets?

>> No.34616776
File: 31 KB, 400x408, 1614954263188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616776

>>34616748
Because they are hiding the skeletons from me

>> No.34616797

what if I were to place sentry guns in appropriately defensible positions in my home? Will that prevent the rapey monstergirls from Home Invading me?

>> No.34616807

>>34616797
too late, your sentry guns are alive

>> No.34616818
File: 3.03 MB, 2250x2270, 1608582442614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616818

>>34616522
>>34616627
Not if she has anything to say about it.

>> No.34616833
File: 154 KB, 927x1200, 1615712343894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616833

>>34616797
You better get flak turrets and something for tunnelers too. Make sure you get filters on all your pipes, and whatever you do, triple check the sources of all these materials, don't want a danuki selling the key to your home defense grid, or telling that particularly rough dragon that your flak turrets are only harpy grade and couldn't hope to pierce her scales

>> No.34616881

>>34616710
Get in line for a chance to worship him and serve as his punching bag.

>> No.34616884

>>34616833
inb4 anon gets abducted into Wonderland as he sleeps

>> No.34616898
File: 225 KB, 966x960, 1610151106101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34616898

Smug snakes

>> No.34616901

>>34614094
to be fair, Omni-man as reasons for the shit he pulls beyond truma (most evil versions of superman) or just being a asshole (the boys). EVIL reasons, but still reasons, and he isnt happy to do that shit either
The only real sins the show has is the existstance of "monster girl" and the Thundercunt 3dpd girlfriend

>> No.34616939

>>34616901
>"monster girl"
That is the single most monkey pawed thing I've seen
>Want to see more monstergirls in media
>Get a super hero called monster girl
>she turns into THAT
would of been cooler if the monsterform was female, and looked like she hulk of a buff miss martian instead of what we got.

>> No.34616955

>>34616939
>Want to see more monstergirls in media
Why? Nothing good can come out of this.

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action