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I really, really love my clown wife !!

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I love Aqua.

>> No.34655773

Sora... one of your best friends is doing an English only collab... with a Niji. save her from their clutches.

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I will marry this menhera.

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I love Fubuki!

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I love Towa.

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>Zero results

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I WILL fuck the dog

>> No.34655783
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Hoshi no Kanata bros?

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i miss haachama

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>limp dong still letting IDs raid this general with that shitty new thread

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I love my daughters (one deceased!)

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I really do love Suisei

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Here you go anons
>Buying condoms during chink flu
Also there was no roll so (You) and the sosij roll get the big chorizo instead.

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Sora Love!

>> No.34655812

Based as always, anon.

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You know it's impossible.

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Wtf is this game anymore lmao.

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Nice, what's the deal with the water drink?

>> No.34655821

>deleting the proper thread

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towa my love

>> No.34655824

What thread

>> No.34655826

wow you're alive

>> No.34655828
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i like coc

>> No.34655830

>3 zero gen members playing Mario party later
I really hope the people in AZKi's chat shut up about inviting Sora

>> No.34655832

Based konbini bro

>> No.34655834

Get me the Gokisei Famima shit

>> No.34655835
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Shut up bitch

>> No.34655838

it's monster hunter

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I really, really love your clown wife !!

>> No.34655840

>check out Korones stream
>6hour into an rpg stream
>8k viewers
Why do people itt say she’s lost popularity?

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bye bye miomama..

>> No.34655845

that's a lotta food for midnight snacktime, anon, I hope you eat just a little and keep the rest for breakfast/another holo stream

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>> No.34655847

Dead since Suisei shat on her for getting 12th place.

Did anything good come from the mario kart new years cup? Aqua went full crybaby autist, Suisei went full tryhard, Rushia had a menhera attack, Suisei and Kanatan broke up, and Aqua "fans" attacked Towa.

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Are you ready for a cute collab tomorrow?

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Flare will NEVER play DMC3

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>> No.34655857

Your narratives are outdated anon, get with the times

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She really is lovely, dear friend.

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I love Lamy

>> No.34655865

faq migo

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hey man

>> No.34655872

Flare WILL play DMC3, unlike Noel who will never be able to touch Nioh 2

>> No.34655873

Oh yeah Aqua started crying

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Stop meowing

>> No.34655878

probably used to mid 2020 numbers during the height of the pandemic and popularity of vtubers

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Lamy sex

>> No.34655892

Sorry I don't watch hairy women

>> No.34655895

i'm going to make miko drink my buko juice

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>Did anything good come from the mario kart new years cup?
The rise and downfall of SAO was pure kino.

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>> No.34655913

Mio... Sha...

>> No.34655918

>anon likes buddhist monks living in monasteries
time to abandon your lifestyle of watching holos and to join in a buddhist temple where women have no hair

>> No.34655922

Boss coffee was mine how much do I owe you

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sugoi nee

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>> No.34655929

Yeah. What I heard really happened is that Suisei called Kanata a deaf reject and then started mocking her by pretending to use sign language.

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When will Towa sell her bottled sweat?

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My oshi is not a whore!

>> No.34655933

Smile and Go does not deserve more views than Aki's Heroine Audition.

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>Mario Party with 3 players

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>> No.34655937

No that was Watame

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>> No.34655939

The series started to circle the bowl when they started writing dialogue for every boss monster.

>> No.34655941

water, in a can!

>> No.34655942

123 yen + 10% tax

>> No.34655945

Japanese bread is SHIT, but bossu is #1

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Expectations for the results of the DMC3 practice?

>> No.34655948

How many subscribers did Mio start the stream with?

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I want Flare to give me a sad and awkward handjob

>> No.34655951

please... doom or quake...

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>> No.34655960

Although she had enjoyed her sister's favours for her entire life, Suisei still loved her. True they had had to separate during the winter. For lack of better options Anemachi had had to go to take care of their grandmother. Suisei had spent the winter at their apartment, doing her job as a streamer and an idol. But since the spring, kindly to new beginnings, had come, Anemachi was returning to their accomodations.

What annoyed Suisei was that her sister always kept her waiting. Though it was a vice they shared, she was a restless sort and took poorly to being subjected to her own treatment. Suisei was awaiting Anemachi on the balcony, where she could observe oncoming traffic. She was gaily clad in a suit of pyjamas to match the night sky, and smoking Russian cigarettes. At first she dreamt of receiving her with long kisses, with hitherto unknown caresses. A quarter of an hour having passed, she meditated serious and affectionate reproaches, then after an hour of disappointed waiting she vowed she would meet her with cold disdain.

At length Anemachi appeared, fresh and fragrant. Never, she told her sister, had she had such trouble to get away. She was full of excuses, which Suisei obstinately rejected. But no sooner had Anemachi the good sense to hold her tongue than she ceased her reproaches, and then nothing detracted from the longing with which she inspired her. In her present mood, had the sky fallen it would not have troubled her. But in one bound Anemachi escaped from her. Crouching down, her eyes filled with terror, she was pointing with her finger at a figure which appeared at the door, entering with her own spare key.

Suisei at length turned her head, saw the figure, and perceiving that it moved, was also frightened. Meanwhile, Anemachi was regaining her senses.

"A woman... a naked woman too! I leave for a month and you bring into our apartment your women, and when I arrive they have not had time to dress. And you reproach me with arriving late! Your impudence is beyond belief! Come, send the creature packing. If you wanted us both here together, you might at least have asked me whether it suited me...."

Suisei, wide-eyed and groping for an axe that had never been there, whispered in her ear:

"Be quiet... it is no woman. One can scarcely see, but it is more like a demon."

"Have no fear, Madame," said a very sweet voice.

Slightly reassured, Suisei found strength to ask:

"Who are you?"

"I am an angel," replied the voice.

"What did you say?"

"I am an angel. I am Suisei's guardian angel."

"Say it again. I am going mad. I do not understand...."

Anemachi, seemingly understanding the issue, was indignant. Shee sprang forward and showed herself; with her right hand armed with a slipper, she made a threatening gesture, and said in a rough voice:

"You are a low harlot; oblige me by going the way you came."

"Hosimati Suisei," continued the sweet voice, "He whom your mother adores as the Creator of all has stationed by the side of each of the faithful a good angel, whose mission it is to counsel and protect them; it is the invariable opinion of the Fathers, it is founded on many passages in the Bible, the Church admits it unanimously, without, however, pronouncing anathema upon those who hold a contrary opinion. You see before you one of these angels, yours, Suisei. I was commanded to watch over your innocence and to guard your chastity."

>> No.34655962

she thinks young dante is cringe, she will never play it

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>> No.34655964

Increase in shitposting here.

>> No.34655966

stinger spam

>> No.34655967
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keep the change

>> No.34655968

"That may be, said Suisei; "but you are certainly no gentlewoman. A gentlewoman would not permit herself to enter a room in such a getup. To be plain, what the deuce are you doing here?"

"I have assumed this appearance, Suisei, because, having henceforth to move among mankind, I have to make myself like them. The celestial spirits possess the power of assuming a form which renders them apparent to the eye and to the touch. This shape is real, because it is apparent, and all the realities in the world are but appearances."

The Angel pursued:

"The celestial spirits adopt, according to their fancy, one sex or the other, or both at once. But they cannot disguise themselves at any moment, according to their caprice or fantasy. Their metamorphoses are subject to constant laws, which you would not understand. Thus I have neither desire nor power to transform myself under your eyes, for your amusement or my own, into a lion, a tiger, a fly, or into a sycamore-shaving like the young Egyptian whose story was found in a tomb. I cannot change myself into an ass as did Lucius with the pomade of the youthful Photis. For in my wisdom I had fixed beforehand the hour of my apparition to mankind, nothing could hasten or delay it."

Impatient for enlightement, Suisei asked for the second time:

"Still, what are you up to here?"

”I have come bearing medicine,” the Angel replied brandishing a cardboard packet.

”Do not jest,” said Anemachi, temper clearly flaring.

But the Angel answered reproachfully: "What makes you think, Anemachi, that I am frivolous and given to vain words?"

"Come, come," said Anemachi, shrugging her shoulders. "I have already taken care of all this — your presence is not needed."

But the Angel, ignoring her, spoke to Suisei:

"Do you not know me?"

Upon a second look, it did indeed appear to Suisei that she was familiar with the Spirit. The name eluded her, her thoughts fumbling as if through a mist. Eventually, through effort, something reached out to her as if the mist had momentarily lifted its veil and revealed a far-off light.


"Suisei!" yelped Anemachi, "You said you were taking your medicine! You promised you were taking your medicine!"

Suisei opened her mouth to protest, but was silenced by a sudden recollection. She had decided to go out to the balcony for a smoke before taking her medications; she had remained there waiting for her sister.

"Indeed, I find it curious that she should see you," Kanata said to Anemachi, "I believe she hid the previous packet I brought between her futon."

Anemachi whirled around, her entire being pure fury and bluster:

"Vile cretin, what have you done with my sister?"

"Nothing you have not," replied the Angel, "be it of desire to guard her health, mental or physical."

>> No.34655971

The KanaNoel rivalry was actual kino and the best part of the tournament

>> No.34655972
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How do you answer?

>> No.34655974

The fuck is that cup noodle's flavour?

>> No.34655977

Flare, please...

>> No.34655978

Anemachi launched into a tirade of expletives and insinuations that shook the walls themselves and laid her hands upon the Spirit come Flesh. Cardboard crumpled; cheeks reddened; the floor came undusted as they fell in their struggle; blood, indeed, was spilling from corners of mouths when they separated.

"One guardian you are," yelled Anemachi.

"It was bound to be so," answered the Spirit. "All the other angels would have done as I did with Suisei. 'Women,' saith the Apostle, 'should pray with their heads covered, because of the angels,' and the Apostle speaks thus because he knows that the angels are disturbed when they look upon them and see that they are beautiful. No sooner do they touch the earth than they desire to embrace mortal women and fulfil their desire. Their clasp is full of strength and sweetness, they hold the secret of those ineffable caresses which plunge the daughters of men into unfathomable depths of delight. Laying upon the lips of their happy victims a honey that burns like fire, making their veins flow with torrents of refreshing flames, they leave them raptured and undone."

"Stop your clatter, you unclean beast," cried the elder sister.

"One word more!" said the angel; "just one other word, my dear Anemachi, to bear out what I say, and I will let you rest quietly. There's nothing like having sound references. In order to assure yourself that I am not deceiving you, Anemachi, on this subject of the amorous embraces of angels and women, look up Justin, Apologies, I and II; Flavius Josephus, Jewish Antiquities, Book I, Chapter III; Athenagoras, Concerning the Resurrection; Lactantius, Book II, Chapter XV; Tertullian, On the Veil of the Virgins; Marcus of Ephesus in Psellus; Eusebius, Præparatio Evangelica, Book V, Chapter IV; Saint Ambrose, in his book on Noah and the Ark, Chapter V; Saint Augustine, in his City of God, Book XV, Chapter XXIII; Father Meldonat, the Jesuit, Treatise on Demons, page 248; Pierre Lebyer the King's Counsellor——"

"Kanata, please, for pity's sake, be quiet; do, please do, and do send yourself away," cried Anemachi, whose face was burning, and whose eyes were starting from her head; for even in her fury she noticed her sister had gone missing. The Angel caught her eyes wandering and looked around thoughtfully whilst she wiped the dust of what had once been medicine off her lips; Suisei was nowhere to be seen.

"Where could she have gone?" Anemachi asked. There was a piece of medicine in her mouth where Kanata had inserted her fingers during their struggle, trying to twist her jaw off. "She was here just now."

>> No.34655979

filtered at Gigapede

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>> No.34655984

Well she's right about him being cringe, easily his worst design including 2 & the anime.

>> No.34655985

I fucking hate out of character fan fiction so fucking much.

>> No.34655987

謎肉牛丼 obviously

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>> No.34655993

>I'm sorry, my mistake. May I call a cab to take you home? Let's go guys, it seems like it's not going to happen.

>> No.34655994

Trickster only.

>> No.34655995

>easy mode is now selectable

>> No.34655997

Do you read a lot of hololive fanfiction?

>> No.34655999
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rolling for big chorizo

>> No.34656004

daily reminder that if Hiro gives Luna neko mimi, I WILL kill myself

>> No.34656008

Still on Easy
A thousand stingers every encounter
Will get filtered and rage quit again

>> No.34656009

shout NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, then do a 1260° and walk away

>> No.34656010

I would tell you to LiveLeak it but...
I guess TMZ?

>> No.34656014

SSS rank streamer

>> No.34656015
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DMC2 Dante had the best design

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>> No.34656024

anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

>> No.34656028
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Reminder that the weekly aggie is still ongoing. There are still a few empty spaces left so join in and leave a doodle or two if you feel like it, anons.

>> No.34656031

>people will give this post genuine replies

>> No.34656033

Korone's chat is all Japanese again. We did it. We're home...

>> No.34656036

i was going to but instead i'm going to give your post a genuine reply

>> No.34656038

>easily his worst design including 2
Say whatever you want about 2 as a game as a whole, but 2's Dante is the most stylish of them all.

>> No.34656039

>all Japanese
How long have you been tuning in

>> No.34656041

Hololive is healing

>> No.34656042

That's a nice Kanatan

>> No.34656046

I wish they played burnout, anon. I wish.

>> No.34656048

flare said that bayonetta is way more gentle than DMC, at least on normal mode
and don't think all women are cute only!

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>> No.34656053

>just sitting there, drinking wine
Based vergil

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>> No.34656061

Cute Yonkisei.

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>> No.34656063

I want to breed that towa

>> No.34656066

The fact that we don't get SAO or Geass watchalongs with all 3 of them is proof that God doesn't exist.

>> No.34656069

You will never learn Japanese.

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She has no other use.

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Houshou Marine's heartrate is very fast. I believe, this is just a hunch, that she may be overweight.

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I keep forgetting about Flares omega level autism.. I.. I'm sorry...

>> No.34656077

2 months

>> No.34656082

how many weeks of breaks have you taken, anon?

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But her and her mama personally gave me permission.

>> No.34656084

Yeah no shit with those pathetic numbers

>> No.34656089

never planned to

>> No.34656090

How much does all of that costs? In dollars.

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>> No.34656092

Oh, Flare did it.

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>> No.34656099

Mostly the tattoo, that's that hottest part about her new outfit.

>> No.34656100

Trish is a whore

>> No.34656103

is it time for light filling holes?

>> No.34656104

1 Japanese person is equivalent to 2 normal people.

>> No.34656106

I can barely draw a box.

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>> No.34656115

Boy is there a site for you, my friend.

>> No.34656117

probably something like 5000 yen

yeah she used an untoucheable and just rushed through the final 20% of the boss' health

>> No.34656120

Flare... stop buying Vital Stars...

>> No.34656122

abe wouldn't want you to buy condoms anon.

>> No.34656126
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I want Meru to bite me hard enough to draw blood

>> No.34656133
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Why is rurudo like this?

>> No.34656135

Yeah. Pekora's heart rate is that of a 40 year old diabetic man and Aqua can't even make it to the fridge and back without utter exhaustion.

I'm genuinely starting to think these girls are now way fatter than their old roommate pics show.

>> No.34656136

I would have guessed $20. Which means I would have lost at The Price is Right.

>> No.34656137

go easy on that indonesian. It took him years to learn english as it is.

>> No.34656141
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>No Fuutan, thanks for the offer but I'm not interested in playing basketball or smoking kush with you...

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If you'd watched today's stream you would know she said he is cringe in a good way. She is tsuntsun because she likes ojisan dante from 4 more, but no one in their right mind can't not like dmc3 dante.

>> No.34656155

Not bad.

>> No.34656161

Im. Scatman is gone

>> No.34656165

your oshi kinda do suck a mean dick tho

>> No.34656167

my guess was WAY off, so this is probably close to the amount that some of the holos just binge eat when they've skipped a meal like that time when kanata bought coco onigiri and sandwiches for her ark stream

>> No.34656168

>any dante (besides DmC) being more cringe than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

>> No.34656173


>> No.34656183

Towas not a devil. Towas an angel. Towa Tenshi TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT

>> No.34656185

>Flare DT's Ifrit specials
Man all I ever did with DT was fly around and shoot lightning. Back then I just assumed it had to be the most busted thing you could do.

>> No.34656187

mold man love

>> No.34656195
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>> No.34656198

ASMR makes her stupidly nervous, that's why

>> No.34656199
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I love Ayame!

>> No.34656200

the chinks are rotting..

>> No.34656205

No I mean for this particular stream

>> No.34656210

>every one love aqua here

>> No.34656211

head too big

>> No.34656213

Global is calling. Anti-Chinese people are for /vt/

>> No.34656215

It's really cute how much they love her

>> No.34656216
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Not shitposting. This is serious. I think I genuinely need help. I really really want to fuck Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose. I want to whisper "Help will never come. You will never escape from here. Your idol career is over now and you'll spend the rest of your life as my personal sex slave" in her ear as she cries and struggles to escape until she eventually gives up. After I'm done with her, I won't even let her rest. I'll insert a rotor in her pussy and turn it on, leaving her moaning in my basement all the way until the next day, where I'll repeat this process over and over again until her mind is completely broken.
A few months ago I didn't really care about her, but somehow these past few days I keep thinking about fucking her. I don't know what triggered it but I'm fucking lusting after Suisei now. "Why can't I have a cute idol vtuber sex slave" these thoughts always appear at the back of my mind. Please help me to get her out of my head because I think I might actually go insane at this point.

>> No.34656218

Bros... Niji won again

>> No.34656219
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everybody loves ayame here

>> No.34656222

having fun on warosu anon?

>> No.34656224

>head too big
That means it’s an accurate depiction

>> No.34656225

idk what happened but after shark dabbed on them forever, no

>> No.34656227
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>Anti-Chinese people are for /vt/
We accept them here too

>> No.34656234

kanata no

>> No.34656236


>> No.34656239

wtf is flare doing? why does she keep spamming (and missing) that fire kick like a retard instead of attacking with the sword?

>> No.34656240

I wonder if they hate other zhangs for ruining a good thing.

>> No.34656241


>> No.34656242
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when do the GOOD streams play?

>> No.34656244

This is a schizo narative. Do you really think two long term friends now hate eachother other Mariocrat banter? Marine trashed talked Noel for being shit at it live on stream. It's just banter

>> No.34656246

Congratulations Koone!

>> No.34656248
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>Look Towa, I'm Chinese!

>> No.34656250


>> No.34656255

Mr. Koro did it

>> No.34656256
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towel rook

>> No.34656264

Marine is Marine, people know how she is and Noel isn't some short fused piss baby. Suisei is genuinely malicious and lords things over people and Kanata is a sensitive, sweet girl.

>> No.34656266

I'm nobody.

>> No.34656270

Don't start another timeloop

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Anons, the lunaito fashion show is soon upon us. Are you ready?

>> No.34656273

marine treats all her friends like shit. except for aqua.

>> No.34656277

Trashing Noel is a Sankisei tradition

>> No.34656279

I've been cutting for the last 2 months for it

>> No.34656281

I fucking love Sui-chan

>> No.34656284

DMC1 hell looks cool but Flare's gameplay makes me question my sanity

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Would Luna be a good heavy player?

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>> No.34656289
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holobaby supremacy

>> No.34656291
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6 hours of DMC...

>> No.34656297

anyone know how to listen to Marine's radio show?

>> No.34656300
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Is it tomorrow?

>> No.34656303

15 hours !!

>> No.34656304
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He turned himself into a being as thin as a blade.

>> No.34656305

Yeah, use your ears. Haha.

>> No.34656312

Fuck all spammers.

>> No.34656316

If you love character action and you haven't played the original DMC you really should.

>> No.34656319

Luna said on Twitter that it's coming soon iirc. The time to send an image has ended yesterday.

>> No.34656320

how do I get a body like this?

>> No.34656322

Matuli was very cute tonight

>> No.34656333

watch luna instead of eating

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>> No.34656342

why does flare like dmc? She's not the target audience.

>> No.34656344


>> No.34656347
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Survive the holocaust.

>> No.34656349

She would make noises while eating sandvich.

>> No.34656350
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I'm worried about how it holds up today. Going from DMC5 Dante with a trillion options to the very basic Dante from the first doesn't really sound like a fun experience. I feel like I'd have to force myself through just for video game history and I don't really feel like doing that.

>> No.34656352
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>> No.34656355

Yes this is why she was voted the second kindest Holo after Noel and has a wide array of friends and Collab partners from multiple agencies

Stop being a schizo for once in your life

>> No.34656356

DMC is fujobait, Flare is a "closeted" fujo

>> No.34656358
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>> No.34656361

Cute boys

>> No.34656362
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Especially since Kanata gave シコシコ permissions.

>> No.34656365

it didn't even match..

>> No.34656369

That thing really fits Coco's character. All holos should have their own pets and Coco deserves one.

>> No.34656370

I never realized the parallels mei ling and riki had with leon and Ada from RE kek

>> No.34656371

That's close enough. Heavy is simple man.

>> No.34656375

Why does Watame look like a cunt

>> No.34656376

>Stop being a schizo for once in your life
That requires meds.

>> No.34656379

What does your post have to do with Hololive?

>> No.34656381

Does anyone have that webm of Kanata?

>> No.34656382
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pocket pussy

>> No.34656383
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>> No.34656384

pocket pussy tenshi..

>> No.34656386

>second kindest
I'm a hoshiyomi but don't fucking lie to defend her

>> No.34656387

Really? Flare, Okayu, and Matsuri have too. I guess it is Towa and Luna for me to enjoy now.

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Because she is the smug cunt incarnate.

>> No.34656391


>> No.34656392
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I attached a cute picture of Haachama.

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>> No.34656398

Post funny menhera rage clips please

>> No.34656403

So does she just carry Kanata around the house bending her over different surfaces to fuck her and then toss her in the dishwasher?

>> No.34656404

imagine not playing devil may cry when it was released

>> No.34656408
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>> No.34656412

They're not funny if you're a keyboard.

>> No.34656415
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>> No.34656419

Post clips of Holos crying I want to jerk off

>> No.34656420

Even Botan said that she had a bad aftertaste from the tournament and really hates taking part in events without preparing properly. Their banter with Towa was so great that it sold me on them as collab partners right then and there though.

>> No.34656423


>> No.34656425

Just go into the game with a different mindset, instead of playing to get flashy and colorful combos, you play to not get your ass raped by the enemies.

>> No.34656426


>> No.34656427
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>> No.34656429
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Imagine taking an RNG party kart racing game seriously.

>> No.34656430

Just watch any Watame stream.

>> No.34656434

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>> No.34656437

Is Aqua a normal human being?

>> No.34656438

Why is old Mr Koro coughing so much?

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>> No.34656445

Reminder that 15cm is all it takes to satisfy Matuli

>> No.34656446
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>> No.34656453

>is Aqua a human

>> No.34656454

>tfw 10 cm

>> No.34656455

That's how her chat is 95% of the time.

>> No.34656457



>> No.34656461

Don't need them

>> No.34656462

>Is.. is it a shooting game now?

>> No.34656464
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>> No.34656468

I see she's on Mundus now.

>> No.34656470

what's that in american?

>> No.34656472

Oh well...

>> No.34656476

What is Minato Aqua then?

>> No.34656477

Follow us on Twitter high rating and all that

>> No.34656479

Give her a high rating right now

>> No.34656480


>> No.34656481

Show's over guys, Mundus won

>> No.34656486

I gave Flare a high rating because I love DMC.

>> No.34656490

>ending the stream on the final boss

>> No.34656497
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>> No.34656498

aghh mundus is talking to me in my head

>> No.34656499

dunno, i don't deal in illogical measurement systems

>> No.34656500

She's ending right before the finish?

>> No.34656501

A little under six inches

>> No.34656502


>> No.34656503

Fake, I've seen her twitter likes

>> No.34656509

Which holo has the biggest clitoris

>> No.34656510
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miko stats came out lower than I thought

>> No.34656511

Can someone post that one haachama clip?

>> No.34656514

If she's still planning on playing them all, she'll probably just go from Mundus straight into DMC2 after.

>> No.34656516


>> No.34656517


>> No.34656522

You can thank Kamiya's hackness for always involving some sort of retarded driving or shooting game segments in pure action games.

I don't do roommate shit but I doubt she goes around liking dickpics.

>> No.34656524


>> No.34656532


>> No.34656533
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>> No.34656535

what the hell do all those weird symbols mean

>> No.34656536
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Does Flare have a penis?

>> No.34656537
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what size do I need to be to please a woman like this?

>> No.34656538


>> No.34656541

That's all part of her story on why she doesn't touch the shitheap that is apex anymore, no need to overthink it.

>> No.34656543
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I left a highlight, what do I get now?

>> No.34656547


>> No.34656550

Remove Gura, Mori, chicken whatever her name was, and Ame.
Add Nene, Polka, and some other JPs. Maybe Kanata since they're wives now too.

Then I'll watch it.

>> No.34656552


>> No.34656553
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A hug!

>> No.34656554

What the fuck.. I started slurping unconsciously when I'm watching streams. How can I stop doing this?

>> No.34656559


>> No.34656560

>dick size posts and EN posts
well there you go, good thread hours are officially over, cya tomorrow friends.

>> No.34656561
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I gave her a high rating

>> No.34656568

we do not smile
we do not go
high rate

>> No.34656570
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>tfw 4 inches

>> No.34656575

Idk, but I started drooling when sleeping after starting to watch Luna...

>> No.34656577

Stop watching Aqua.

>> No.34656579

7 figures (USD)

>> No.34656582

she thought of kanata in that moment

>> No.34656584

>we do not smile
>we do not go
Frown and Stay

>> No.34656586


>> No.34656589


>> No.34656591
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>> No.34656598
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This drunk baby approaches you. What do you do?

>> No.34656600

Do you guys not know tenga?

>> No.34656601

yea i remember fucking hating those levels in bayo 1, MGR didn't have any though did it?

>> No.34656602
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>> No.34656603

Yes and its bigger than yours

>> No.34656604

ask her about towa

>> No.34656605

The threads average age suddenly went down by a lot...

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>tfw 7 inches and still inadequate

>> No.34656607


Furea is drowning in the swamp

>> No.34656610

No tengo dinero, whoa

>> No.34656614

sex her up good and tight

>> No.34656617

Did you like it?

>> No.34656618
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Here, come closer, I will tell you about Towa.

>> No.34656619

the high lightings are rotting her...

>> No.34656622

Hit her in the head with a brick

>> No.34656623

>thinking that i still like DMC
yea i also look forward to watching streams thinking that i still like hololive...

>> No.34656626

Ano saaaa

>> No.34656628

I didnt think she'd kill master ring on the first battle

>> No.34656629 [DELETED] 
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I'm at 7 inches, but barely any porn can get me to full mast lately, it's 1-2 cm smaller usually and the effort it takes for the last part is really not worth it, it's not like I put it into other humans anyway.

>> No.34656635

1 insert water into cup
2 place cup in front of baby
3 escort baby to room for the purpose of rest
4 go back home
5 eat all the leftover yakotaki
6 wash tayokaki making device and surface for heating food up
7 take public transport home
8 ???
9 profit

>> No.34656637

Yeah, it's my favourite KING cover

>> No.34656638

Why did you post this twice

>> No.34656639
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Do that again. I dare you I double dare you.

>> No.34656641


>> No.34656643
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is 5 inches good enough...

>> No.34656644

>falseflagging numberfag just switches to talking about dicks
does this confirm that comparing numbers are a dick measuring competition?

>> No.34656648

Sex the baby till she sobers up. Then sex her again.

>> No.34656649

>Do that again
I can't she's dead, babies have frail skulls

>> No.34656652

I love that flare just throws that shit in google translate and posts it. I hope she gets the en audience she wants so much shes really trying for them

>> No.34656653

I swear it's another guy.

>> No.34656654

maybe it could pass as a feminine penis

>> No.34656655

I'm 4 inches but I can barely maintain an erection for longer than 10 seconds and I dont even constantly look at porn and maybe go on a binge once every 3 months

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>> No.34656662

Imagine going back to early last year and throwing this in the face of people convinced that Flare hated foreign fans.

>> No.34656663

dick size is just a number

>> No.34656666

No, but dicks are measured in numbers so it's still numberfagging.

>> No.34656668

Is Luna a virgin?

>> No.34656669

the elves are drowning...

>> No.34656672

Pretty much, it's burger hours, baby!

>> No.34656673

why are we talking about penis size

>> No.34656674

MGR had you riding one of those flyers right before the final Sundowner QTE, it was really short though.

>> No.34656678
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She is an eldritch immortal baby being. She will mind flay you anon.

>> No.34656680

can you beat Miko's game? you aren't a filthy casual right?

>> No.34656683

same but mine is 7 inches hard and 9 soft

>> No.34656685


>> No.34656686

7 hours until Pekora's story with mold man ends..

>> No.34656687

Whose next: lute or asellus?

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She is too frail for sex.

>> No.34656689

My oshi has a bigger penis than your oshi, that's why you don't want to talk about it.

>> No.34656690

Its one guy.
>29:20 >>34656570
>34:39 >>34656629
>35:45 >>34656643

>> No.34656691

Miko is the only virgin holo

>> No.34656694

She says she uses DeepL.

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Should I register for next semester or should I spend that money on Marine hmmm Decisions decisions

>> No.34656699

Aqua is too autistic to have sex

>> No.34656701

its a step up from google but it still makes some funny translations at times

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>> No.34656709

Wow, I didn't realize Towa finally did that RFA stream, how was it kenzoku? I feel like I remember her talking about wanting to do it, but I don't know how long ago that was.

>> No.34656711

I've cleared the sans simulator earlier here during the undertale arc, I guess I'll check this shit sometime later too.

>> No.34656712

higher education is a meme, learn a trade

>> No.34656718

It's just something she does to be kind. It doesn't really feel like pandering, in my opinion.

>> No.34656719

Marine is too autistic to have sex

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>> No.34656726

Marine is a lesbian

>> No.34656728

I am the only the virgin.

>> No.34656729

Suisei kind? Nice joke.

>> No.34656730

didn't Rushia do the same thing with RE7? ended right before the end

>> No.34656731

>Coco's own dick casts a shadow on her face.


>> No.34656732

OL's have all had sex, sorry

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>> No.34656735

If doujin have taught me anything, it's that you don't have to know how to, your "body" will know how to "react" on its own.

>> No.34656738

hololive gacha when

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>> No.34656744

Marine only has sex with women

>> No.34656745

ako chutí dračí mlieko?

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>> No.34656748

HR wants to see those diplomas

>> No.34656750

If you're on financial aid just sign up for some easy meme shit to get the money and then spend it on whatever

>> No.34656752
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>almost 6AM in Japan
>Korone STILL streaming
She needs a strict bed time this is not okay she's ruining her health

>> No.34656753

Please subscribe to us and give a high rating

>> No.34656754

Go where?

>> No.34656756

It literally doesn't matter unless you're an aggressive outlier big or small.

>> No.34656757

Mr. Koro's red rocket...

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Any news on hololive alternate?

>> No.34656761

Marine is too shy. She's definitely a virgin.

>> No.34656762

Botan is the only virgin holo

>> No.34656763

Fuck off, these women are grown ass adults

>> No.34656764

The chat pretending to be the casino staff at the end makes it funnier https://streamable.com/p2185f

>> No.34656766

miko's touched a boob before, she said they feel like upper arm fat!

>> No.34656767

Towa was cute.

>> No.34656770

>your oshi
>are you a shower or grower?

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>> No.34656779

it's dead

>> No.34656780

yeah, she touched Pekora and Marine

>> No.34656782

Luther's route is like the shortest in the game, you can legit just go to the final boss in the first 5 minutes

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>> No.34656792

>not atleast having an associates

>> No.34656795

This almost makes me want to get the game myself to play and just spin all day.

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This is you

>> No.34656798

Uncircumsized grower

>> No.34656803

rather than dick size, tiny asian girls are way more concerned about height than you'd think. they want the social ideal of 180-185 regardless of how ridiculously short they are.

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bros... she is blowing up in reddit...

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>> No.34656816

Why can't Noel just be a good sport and give Miko a handful

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>> No.34656825

If you're an artist, just become an artist. Fuck that life.

>> No.34656829

Whatever you want to convince yourself with, manlet

>> No.34656831

>165 and 4 inches
Yeah, nah I was fucked from the start.

>> No.34656834

Has Cover released a financial statement yet?

Iirc last year was around may or june

>> No.34656839

Miko tries to put her hand in the cookie jar before she reaches for the milk.

>> No.34656845

egg sandwich bros... i slept shit

>> No.34656848

i saw some completely normalfag page on facebook post the dancing duck with that hey yaaa song and like 1k+ comments of it all just being 40 year old women tagging their friends

>> No.34656850


>> No.34656851

say ara ara

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>> No.34656864

Korone's crying, get in here

>> No.34656869

why is it called the sorrow

>> No.34656870

mr koro...

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Imagine caring about a variable you have no influence over. If shallow bitches reject you for your height you just take that L and run with it

>> No.34656876

we don't like subaru anyways so who cares

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>> No.34656883

>dick talk

>> No.34656885

fuck google

>> No.34656886

It's ok. It'll all blow over soon for them...probably...

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>> No.34656890

>riki's ending

>> No.34656892
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Marine Cosplay JAV was nothing special.

A fairly attractive model and a costume that's pretty faithful to the original outfit, ultimately go unutilized in boring and shakily filmed scenarios. As numerous as the different scenarios are, they fail to lead to any proper conclusion to satisfy the viewer. Scenarios end as abruptly as they began, leaving the viewer longing for the one specific pinnacle to bust their nut to. The editing is also fairly heavy at times. Questionable camera changes result in some wacky resolution changes midway through the action and the overall camera work is mediocre most of the time. A boob fondling act was a surprisingly simple, yet memorably part in an otherwise fairly unremarkable JAV.

For this reason, the final score is 5/10, landing it below the Pekora cosplay JAV. Okay for busting a nut or two, but lacks a lasting replay value.

>> No.34656898

all you

>> No.34656907

Mr Koro you’re gonna make me cry

>> No.34656909

Dayum Mr. Koro considered quitting streaming because of this event? Must be quite serious.

>> No.34656910

She's trying to say why she made that tweet yesterday

>> No.34656911

All Towa

>> No.34656914

Why are this thread talking so much about penises, virginity, and Luna and Korone? Is there something I missed involving these topics?

>> No.34656915

google pekora the sorrow

>> No.34656924

Why do you care?

>> No.34656925


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>> No.34656930

nothing but clipper fags, no explanation

>> No.34656932

Korone's having a mental breakdown.

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>> No.34656936

Which ones

>> No.34656939 [DELETED] 

You will never be white
You will never be Japanese
You will never be a woman

>> No.34656940

Wait, what, why was she thinking of quitting?

>> No.34656943

SHUT THE FUCK UP everyone, send Korone all your love, something tragic happened to her and she even considered if she needs to quit.

>> No.34656944

A-chan is very cute.

>> No.34656951

The very sad event that she mentioned but hasn't elaborated about

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>> No.34656955

>believing anything a woman says
These women are disposable entertainers to me, I don't give a shit about their problems or them otherwise

>> No.34656956

Mr. Koro...

>> No.34656958

If Mr. Koro ever quit, I’d drop Hololive. No one has ever made me feel more alive than her in all of Cover.

>> No.34656959
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Okayu DQ Stuff 1/2

>Lazy cat
Okayu slept 13 hours today. Not all at once, of course but split into 2 or 3 parts. She wasn't busy like she's been lately, so she really didn't do anything all day. Unfortuantely she had to push the stream back an hour because even though she thought she was being a good girl and drawing the hot water for her pre-stream bath in advance, she actually somehow failed and had to wait longer than usual.

>Mogu Mogu Reset!
Okayu gets a party wipe about 20 minutes in, and decides to reset to avoid losing her money. She redoes her usual intro phrase and says they're restarting the stream 20 minutes late. She jokes with chat about having to start the stream late due to hardware issues, and pretends that she hasn't seen any of the stuff she did in that timeframe. It continues to be a running joke throughout the stream

>7 torches, 1 fire, various tiles
Okayu is real excited in the room with the 7 torches surrounding the large flame. She realizes that each one represents one of the playable characters, while the fire represents the hero. What about Laurel(mercenary she took with Torneko before ending chapter 3)? Uh... he's probably one of the tiles on the floor nearby, Oojam too.

>Gambling problem
Okayu's excited to get back to the casino, but only has enough money for two tokens. She tries to bet on the fights anyway, and quickly loses both tokens individually.

Okayu asks if she can extend the stream a bit, seeing as she's just leveling for a certain fight. Chat asks if she's not tired, and she says she's totally fine. She had to get up early yesterday and go to the studio for work/appointments. She actually was streaming from the studio during the Okakoro Molly Online collab. When she got home, she passed right out, and slept through most of the next day, so she's fine. She also jokes with chat about the extension being for the previous hardware issues.

>Become Okayu
There's really been many things that have brought her happiness lately. Okayu saw she had a discord message from Kanatan when she got home from the studio yesterday. It was all about Oshio-mama's Okayu infatuation; how she tries to emulate Okayu when she's feeling stressed, her "Okayuism" methodology, and how she made her nickname Nekomata Okayu in her discord server. Okayu's felt the same way; that she's been saved by thinking how her oshi would handle certain situations, so she's very happy that she could be that person for somebody else, even if she says she's nothing that special herself.

>Today's meal
A heart that can believe in others, seeing as that's what Hoffman's lacking. It looks kind of beaten up though. Could it be that the onigiryaa were betrayed by somebody recently? Can they not trust anyone anymore? How sad. You can always trust Okayu though.

>Crane goods
Seems like a lot of people have been getting the Okakoro goods from Molly Online. Okayu actually got to see some of them in person at the studio yesterday, and they were real cute. Look forward to them arriving.

>Mogu Mogu 3 million!
Okayu didn't even realize that her original song hit 3 million. Even though she doesn't try to concern herself with numbers normally, she's very happy that so many people have enjoyed her song. Chat says numbers give a sense of reality to things, and Okayu kind of sees what they mean. Still, even when she's streaming to thousands of people, Okayu always has the sensation that she's only playing with around 50. Maybe it's due to the people who don't comment, but she never feels like tens of thousands are watching her at any given time.

>Dragon Quest
Okayu has a faint memory of sadness as she listened to the file deletion jingle in the Super Famicom version of the game before she moved onto the PS2 version as a child. She thinks the DQ series in general is good at hitting her weak spots with the right sad scenes, even if she hasn't played all of thems. Games that aren't just fun, but can also have sad things like that in them really have a place in a lot of peoples' hearts.

>DQ V memory
Okayu asks if it's okay if she says some spoilers, then goes into a sad memory of the game. Though she says DQ VI is her favorite, she loves DQ V just as much and has probably played it the most out of any game in the series. When she was playing the PS2 version in the past, trying to get 100% by beating Estark in 15 turns(though she says 5) to get the final knicknack, she saw the scene again where you trade the gold bauble with the gold orb to your younger self. She remembered thinking he looked like the player when she was playing that part, and thought about how he tells you to treasure your father(because he's still alive at this time); it really made her emotional. She's not sure exactly how her face looked at that moment, but even now, looking back on that moment, she almost starts to cry, and has to wipe some tears away.

>> No.34656960

Hopefully the won't do it this year

>> No.34656961

Watch Pekor's 2020 Halloween stream.

>> No.34656964

Thank you for your wisdom, JAV professor

>> No.34656965

tfw im a chinese chocolet

>> No.34656966

Nobody asked for your opinion, /raid/-kun.

>> No.34656970

It's supposed to be out in June, I think.

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>> No.34656974

It's crazy how chipper and happy Korone's streaming persona is, but she's probably the most depressed and broken individual out of all of hololive.

>> No.34656979

>something tragic happened to her and she even considered if she needs to quit.
What is the logic behind:
>Bad thing happens
>Quit my job

>> No.34656982

>ywn be responded to by A-chan

>> No.34656985

lol bad timing

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>Bride of choice
Okayu went with Bianca in DQ V. She understands that there are people who like Nera too, but she worried about Bianca being alone and thinking of the player for the rest of her life; at least Nera has Crispin. So even though she beat the game multiple times, and wanted to have children with different hair colors, she could never actually bring herself to leave Bianca. She hasn't played the DS version, but thinks Debora is cute and would want to marry her too.

>Love everybody
A superchat calls her hololive's number one flirt, and she says it's her first time hearing herself called that. But, you know what? She just loves everybody, so it can't be helped, right?

>Thank you for your time
Okayu knows that people are real busy in their lives, so she's very thankful to the people that give her their time and can watch her long streams. She's always thinking about that, and wants to enjoy herself with those people at full power every time she streams. All she wants is for you to watch and walk away with a smile, so thank you.

>Gamer chair
A superchat says they were happy to see Okayu in original outfit during yesterday's collab and would like to see it again, so Okayu leaves to "get changed" for a second. She comes back on screen using the gamer chair rig that came with it. She wonders if people remember that she had it. She stays on it for the rest of the stream, and even makes noise for the chair clunking when she jumps during her sign-off.

>Final party
Okayu's not sure who to have as her finaly party members. She could make a strong team, but she's probably just going to go with characters she likes in the end. There's no way she can abandon Borya, her favorite, and if she has Alena in, then she definitely has to include Kiryl as well.

>Nasally cat
Okayu's been a bit snuffly lately, and wonders if she might be developing rhinitis. Luckily she has a lot of tissues from everybody. She might try going to the hospital, or should it be an ear nose and throat doctor? The latter? Okay, she'll try and give it a shot.

>Imouto onigiryaa
A superchat says that his little sister became an onigiryaa recently, and Okayu's happy. The thing is, she still doesn't know that her older brother is one too; she became a fan on her own. Okayu thinks this is funny, thanks the little sister for supporting her, and then whispers that it seems like her big brother might be an Okayu fan too. Then she realizes the superchat was an aka, thanks him, and then whispers to the little sister that her brother's throwing aka superchats. Well, maybe whoever's watching wouldn't realize that it's their big brother specifically though.

>Paper Mario
Okayu realizes a lot of fans seem to have gotten into her from all the Paper Mario playthroughs she did. She still remembers how shocked she was when Origami King was announced while she was streaming TTYD, and how she watched the trailer near the stream's end. She also remembers how emotional she got with Bobby and the ending of Origami King. She hopes they announce another game in the series soon.

>Ecchi onigiryaa
A superchat mentions that Okayu's breasts seem more erotic in the original outfit, and she notices that they do seem to jiggle more in this outfit(then she shakes back and forth for a bit). She teases that if you're going to watch them, that you should do so secretively. Chat mentions that the animated onigiryaa seems to be fidgeting while staring at them this whole time, and she scolds him. She says she'll punish him by putting him at the edge of the screen, but folds, and just puts him a tiny bit further away from her. She wants everyone to see him after all, he's her treasured and cute onigiryaa that she got from Korosan after all.

Okayu's not sure yet. Probably more Dragon Quest, but she's not sure yet. It could end up being something else; only time will tell.


Korosan better be okay

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>> No.34656992

So I assume it's connected to the deleted tweet? If it's that drastic I can only assume it's either the surgery or her mom.

>> No.34656993

>uguuu im so sad im not gonna say you why im sad but please pity me and give me moneys and give me some emotional support while I let you just sit there and worry in oblivion not knowing anything
Emotional manipulation is disgusting

>> No.34656997

>she's probably the most depressed and broken individual out of all of hololive.

>> No.34657001

Respect menheras.

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>> No.34657004

Trying too hard

>> No.34657005

And that's why I never tell people my problems and would prefer to bottle it up and let them kill me.

>> No.34657007

Yes. She wanted to elaborate on it a bit.

>> No.34657010

Do people really think like this? Disgusting.

>> No.34657012

What did her deleted tweet even say? I'm not a zoomer so I don't use twitter

>> No.34657014

No colors anymore, I want them to turn black...

>> No.34657015

Family tragedy?

>> No.34657016

Your autism is tiring. Consider a break from posting.

>> No.34657017

Don't remember asking

>> No.34657018

/hlg/ is the only place that loves and protects the HoloJPs

>> No.34657019

women, how do they work

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>> No.34657023

She just said her mom's fine. I can't imagine what happened.

>> No.34657024

these are chicks who spent years streaming to a few dozen dudes on niconico

>> No.34657025

>he doesnt know the true nature of women and that this is what they do
Simps like you need to be culled

>> No.34657029

Because her job requires her to be in a good mood, it's not simply a mechanical task

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Please be happy, Anon!! Aki loves you!!

>> No.34657036

what was the tweet that she mentioned?

>> No.34657037

There is no such thing. My oshi is pure hearted and forward.

>> No.34657038

Something sad happened and she didn't finish the tweet.

>> No.34657039

Do you have the timestamp for when she started talking about Kanata and Oshiomama

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>> No.34657043

Go back, no one wants you here

>> No.34657044

Could be a large list of things, maybe even something related to her health if she considered quitting.

>> No.34657048

I understand that it could be a reason to act so, but quitting your job is so counterintuitive to solving that problem. Your income gets cut and your own future after the situation gets worse.

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please don't respond to people who watch hololive EN/ID

>> No.34657050

is no one going to call this guy out for saying simp? Hello, hlg?

>> No.34657052

Why are women such drama queen and attention whore? I'm disappointed in Korone

>> No.34657053

Try to not kill anyone else when you commit suicide, loser

>> No.34657055


She talks a bit about her in the superchat too somewhere, so I just mashed them together.

>> No.34657056

Your dad (if you even have one) thinks you're a fag and you have no male friends other than some other spiteful nigger on the internet you'll never meet. You're in no position to talk about culling anyone, or what a man should be.

>> No.34657058

Fuck off

>> No.34657059

I stopped trying when all the newfags started flooding in last summer.

>> No.34657060

Delta post?

>> No.34657061

>Your income gets cut
Anon-kun, she has another job.

>> No.34657062

Oh the combini anon is back

>> No.34657064

probably because you don't have people to listen to you or care about you

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>> No.34657068

You first

>> No.34657069

isn't this the same thing pekora did

>> No.34657070

I've seen them do similar strange stuff in Watame's chat, but they also superchatted her normal things. I don't understand what drives that sort of person outside of some strange need to seek attention.

>> No.34657072

I'm pretty sure the pay is not even comparable to what she gets from Hololive

>> No.34657073

Too tried, no ideal where all the /r9k/ idiots came from no shit Combini anon no longer wants to visit these threads

>> No.34657074

Thanks Okayuanon

>> No.34657076
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I love my cute little alien wife!

>> No.34657078 [DELETED] 

let them be. its because of guys like them that these women come to guys like us.
women identify simps very quickly which is a good thing for us. why are you mad?

>> No.34657082

You fucker look what you'v

>> No.34657087

do you reely beleeb

>> No.34657088
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I love Mikochi!

>> No.34657094

Sometimes I wonder if I should become like them to get their attention. Why keep avoiding it because I think I'll look stupid when I can get the attention of her instead?

>> No.34657096

nice indie, whats her name?

>> No.34657099

Healing sex with Koro-san

>> No.34657103

Women hate sex you absolute virgin

>> No.34657104

Depends on how bad it is, if someone's parents died out of the blue, getting fucked by a natural disaster, crippled, or some shit then it's not completely unreasonable to see someone quit or fuck off from everything entirely

>> No.34657105

I believe Korone smells like freshly baked bread everyday !

>> No.34657106

>Korone graduation
I don't even want to imagine how fucking unusable the internet will be that day

>> No.34657110

> its because of guys like them that these women come to guys like us
This is some Elliot tier post right here.

>> No.34657113

Explain Ayame

>> No.34657114

Is korone still whining?

>> No.34657116

That's really cute

>> No.34657119

does korone actually work at a bakery?

>> No.34657120

She literally never whined you retarded EOP.

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hololive is too big to gatekeep now, I just watch streams and post clowns

>> No.34657123

If Korone graduates I don't want the internet to be usable ever again.

>> No.34657128

the narratives were true, Korone was doing all those collabs and long streams because her end was near, her last event will be mikkorone RE6 offcollab announcing her graduation at the end of the stream

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If mr. koro graduates, we riot.

>> No.34657132

>be Mr Koro
>talk to Marine until sunrise when she's depressed
>proceed to cry yourself to sleep

>> No.34657133

Korone and koronefags are annoying af

>> No.34657134

Not with those streaming hours she doesn't

>> No.34657137

Hololive as a whole might be too big, but I don't get how with 120 IPs we're still filled with garbage people

>> No.34657143

so you intend to break, throw or sell your router and cancel your internet subscription plan?
who knows you might just like a life without it, and without having to watch hololive

>> No.34657146

Nah, i do have a few people who'd be willing to listen but I just prefer to keep all my business to myself and not involve others in it

>> No.34657148

okayufags are just as bad when she finally does something that stops them from falling asleep in the first 10 minutes

>> No.34657149

omg nooo not the combini anon, how will we survive without... photos... of japanese... grocery junk... or something......

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crossies keep biting the bait/schizos samefag en masse

>> No.34657152

Can't speak for the others, but it definitely didn't work for the sheep. She isn't great at English, but she can usually tell when someone's being a disruptive retard.

>> No.34657155

I've missed them. I remember when Korone used to be the comfy holo who people just watched when the threads had nothing else to do. Sometime before DOOM.

>> No.34657156

Sounds good

>> No.34657157

When /hlg/ had 250 IPs it also had moderation. That being said outside of globaltard raids the threads are nowhere near as bad as summer 2020.

>> No.34657160

>same thing
It's not the same. but the point is that yes Pekora cried when she was upset too, and neither are wrong. Women are allowed to cry and deserve love and warmth. They take on a lot emotionally for us so sometimes we need to be there for them too.

>> No.34657162

i miss akwa

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Watame will soon own the dead hours completely

>> No.34657166

>is no one going to call this guy out for saying simp?
>getting triggered over this word is a new thing
interesting, are you one of those who also complain about /v/ or /pol/ for no reason?

>> No.34657168

If Korone graduates there's no more SMOK

>> No.34657169

everyone even half sane left. this is the quality of poster you're left with: >>34657149

>> No.34657170

Retards kept using vtubers as generic anime smug images on /r9k/ so it brought them here. Also the board is some weird state of hating women so much a good amount of posters are becoming trannies and/or straight fags, also women from crystal cafe are flooding there too

>> No.34657171
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She was just thanking her fans for making her feel like this is what she wants to do again after some events made her consider quitting. Why are (some of) you so fucking bitter about it?

>> No.34657173

SMOF time

>> No.34657174

SMOK hasn't had a good stream in months

>> No.34657175

Kill yourself.

>> No.34657177

You can either Step and Go or Smile&Go. No buts.

>> No.34657179

This would make Korone sad.

>> No.34657184

You're right, all of their streams are great and not just good.

>> No.34657185

Every single combini anon post has been superior to every single post you've ever made, regardless of taste of purchases. Fuck yourself

>> No.34657188 [DELETED] 

>Women are allowed to cry and deserve love and warmth. They take on a lot emotionally for us so sometimes we need to be there for them too.
Literally soi post, no one wants to put up with women being emotionally children and crying. That's why people flock to vtubers and anime so no one has to deal with femoid bullshit, fuck femoids for ruining everything man has made

>> No.34657189

Watame is synonymous with dead hours. No, that's not a compliment.

>> No.34657190

All because they invited the whore Ayame.

>> No.34657192
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>Paper Mario
I remember these, that and her mario RPG playthrough were really relaxing.
Cute oshio-mama
Thank you onigiryaa

>> No.34657194
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>Korone graduates
>brings a significant number of the mouthbreathing EOP clipwatchers with her
As much as I love this dog, that's a pretty damn worthy sacrifice

>> No.34657197

the only good streams were the L4D2 streams because i couldn't hear subaru over everyone else screaming

>> No.34657199

If Korone goes will Okayu survive?

>> No.34657203

Certainly not to /vt/. Not Reddit. Not Discord. Not Twitter.
Where the fuck did they go?

>> No.34657204

Korone has low sc and live viewers anyway. She's done.

>> No.34657206

Because she was considering quitting? It's got to be really fucking bad. She seems mentally unstable.

>> No.34657210

She's literally top percentile in both.

>> No.34657211

I will continue to Smile&Go. Feel free to return the favor if you choose to do so:

>> No.34657213
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Have you seen her chat lately you dumb retard gorilla nigga?

>> No.34657214

Haachama is the one who has EOPs as a core audience.

>> No.34657215

Korone has always been mentally unstable.

>> No.34657223

>Not Twitter.
It's actually pretty easy to find /jp/ oldfags on twitter

>> No.34657229

Oh no circlejerkers and wannabe thread personalities left to go circlejerk somewhere else... whatever shall we do

Kys my man

>> No.34657230
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I'm sure you haven't watched Korone since October last year.

>> No.34657231

They did their reps now they talk to normal JOP fans on Twitter

>> No.34657232

They're just larping again.

>> No.34657233

Not really, if Korone leaves, Okayu will leave most likely, and Fubuki will get severe depression as well.

>> No.34657234

Cytube or simply nowhere.

>> No.34657236

Please leave

>> No.34657240

>significant portion of EOP clipwatchers
Maybe if it was 8-9 months ago. EN exists now. EOPs will only tear off if ENs do. Until that point comes, they will only bleed off over time and occasionally get replenished by waves caused by events.
The EOPs left that actually don't watch ENs often without being schizo about why are actually the better EOPs. They're sending SC, doing reps, and (usually) not being retarded.

>> No.34657241

>sharkfag with filename randomizer doesnt even watch streams
color me surprised

>> No.34657245 [DELETED] 

Make me simp cuck

>> No.34657248

eops can copy paste kusa and kawayy. whats your point

>> No.34657249

I'm so glad my oshi is mentally stable, if a little weird at times, and she won't do this bullshit ever.
God bless you Aqua.

>> No.34657252

...Do they use Twitter on their actual accounts?

>> No.34657258

>I'm so glad my oshi is mentally stable
>God bless you Aqua.

>> No.34657266

I appreciate aqua's "Im salty because I lost so I apologize for crying" and gets it out of her system and goes about her day. I respect that more than whatever korone is doing now.

>> No.34657270


>> No.34657271

>Choco and Luna Apex gets more viewers than Towa and Matsuri

>> No.34657272

I just filtered it, feel free to filter /sjw/ too. This guy >>34657166 usually shows up around this time and starts spamming buzzwords.

>> No.34657277

It's almost as if those oldfags arent constantly retarded to where they spew diarrhea that tends to be traceable regardless of having a name or not like nu-4chan users

>> No.34657280

you can ignore posts you don't like, or use a filter
don't give attention to them in the first place

>> No.34657281

I'll just GO

>> No.34657286

Name literally one actually menhera shit Aqua has ever done. Not the "haha she screamed loudly after getting killed in a videogame", but actual menhera stuff.

>> No.34657287

Hololive fans will not watch APEX tournaments.

>> No.34657289

Both of those options are reddit shit, you're supposed to not be a bitch and tell them to fuck off like the old days

>> No.34657290

who is the Tokoyami Towa of hololive?

>> No.34657299

fuck off

>> No.34657300

>everyone filters everyone
>the threads dies
>we are finally free

>> No.34657301

There's a difference between being incompetent and mentally stable unstable

>> No.34657303

>like the old days
This isn't 2014 /v/, newfag

>> No.34657304

Burger hours. They can only talk about dicks.

>> No.34657305

Oh it's Korone's turn now
Who will be the next?
What are the odds?
Who should I put my money on?

>> No.34657307


>> No.34657308

I only care about Towa

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>> No.34657310

pretty much - feels like the 1st wave of eops (those who didn't drop it as a fad) would have enough japanese now not to need this shithole anymore

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Realistically, what graduation would cause the biggest shitshow?

>> No.34657316

Not your hugbox

>> No.34657317

From the trend, might be Flare.

>> No.34657318

I actually enjoyed watching HPS suffer

>> No.34657319
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someone mentioned king

>> No.34657320

that's not risu

>> No.34657326

I don't even understand people who get mad at the posts here even those people who just post mispellings of Towa's name at the end of these threads are still great and contribute a lot to what I like to call "thread culture"

>> No.34657330

Pekora, no question about it. We've already got a taste of what it would be like.

>> No.34657331
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Keep being delusional
This is the real best KING

>> No.34657332

Even Roboco got 1m

>> No.34657333

Newfag got blasted.

>> No.34657341

Pekora's but only if she left to get married. Normal graduations won't cause any kind of ruckus.

>> No.34657342

matsuri did a cover too...

>> No.34657344

they really do seem to be the most insecure posters

>> No.34657346

What happens once every holo has covered KING?

>> No.34657350

Thank god for filters.

>> No.34657352

I care about Towa and Korone!

>> No.34657353


>> No.34657354


>> No.34657357
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>Normal graduations won't cause any kind of ruckus.

>> No.34657359

Haachama, Pekora, Miko, Coco, Suisei

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>Burger hours

>> No.34657364

Watch her last mengen, maybe?

>> No.34657371

Stop posting this if you're not going to at least listen to all of them.

>> No.34657372

they become OUR QUEENS

>> No.34657374

they are discord/reddit users who are not able to handle seeing things they dont like, because they are unable to grasp the underlying value in negative shitposting that makes this place interesting in the first place

>> No.34657376

Probably just one of the bigger ones like Korone or Pekora, or if someone got fired for some completely retarded situation that wasn't their fault
But Sora graduation would probably be the biggest hit to Hololive

>> No.34657377

Kotone and Deron are talking about hi honey now, sasuga Comet

>> No.34657383

We did? What was it like? I don't remember this arc.

>> No.34657387

>no matsuri
Fuck you.

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>> No.34657389

Only thing Suisei is best at in Hololive is taking piss in the ass.

>> No.34657391

I'm thinking someone like Okayu, she's too connected to everyone

>> No.34657392

Well I only go here cause it's sometimes the fastest source of info (like who logs into MC or who chats where or when the archives disappeared, etc.) despite all the garbage posts

>> No.34657393

Dont' even bother, people in here have overused menhera to the point where it became, someone show any sign of negative emotions = menhera

>> No.34657396


>> No.34657399

I did, there's nothing strange there?

>> No.34657400

Just imagine what these threads would be like without NA and SEA

>> No.34657402

Can you love Matsuri?

>> No.34657404

Yeah, people with connections to others would probably cause the most problems. I'm thinking FBK, Okayu, Marine, Kanata, Coco,

>> No.34657405

Why would I watch Towa's or Matsuri's POV when their teammates are a lot better?

>> No.34657414
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your older youtube watch history gets removed, or at least your most recent watch history doesn't get shown on the thumbnails

>> No.34657417

Objetively Marine.
Pekora and Korone are huge and beloved in the fanbase, but their impact within Hololive is relatively small compared to others, both are known for being antisocial and having few friends, plus their contributions to the company mostly come in the way of solo streams.
Marine is both incredibly popular, one of Hololive's best PR assets and friends with everyone in the company

>> No.34657419

What? Chocopex gets like 1k or something unless no one else is on.

>> No.34657420

Coco graduation would start the third sino-japanese war

>> No.34657424

For the fans? Fubuki
For the girls? Sora, Fubuki and Mio

>> No.34657425

It was a collab with Luna and Subaru you fucking troglodyte

>> No.34657429

If Pekora gets a boyfriend/marries/dates, or graduates without a revival(vtuber or irl doesn't matter), I will go full Joker. The world will quite literally lose all color for me and my now-dead grandpa made me promise him that if I ever killed myself I'd take out as many of the people responsible for making me want to first before I did.

>> No.34657430

>Objetively Marine.
Learn English.

>> No.34657431
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I love Botan!

>> No.34657435

Doesn't Korone do collabs pretty often?

>> No.34657438 [DELETED] 

Men with severe mental illness and emotional instability go and shoot people in a mall with their AR15
Women with severe mental illness and emotional instability go to social media platforms to cry and get thousands of dollars in donations

>> No.34657439

It was when Peko took a break because management didn't approve one of her projects.
>What was it like?
What you'd expect. Pekoschizos jumping on the opportunity to shit on her, her gachis were shitting on Cover and management. Just the usual. It wasn't THAT bad though.

>> No.34657440

She literally said she took a break because she was mentally unwell.

>> No.34657442
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Sora, or Fubuki leaving without an explanation. By her own fucking words, that would mean Cover can't be trusted anymore.

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At this rate how long is it until she has a total breakdown and graduates?

>> No.34657446

Yeah but she almost never organizes them, she's there but Korone is not the reason those collabs happen they can be done without her and if she leaves they will be done without her

>> No.34657447

I love Matsuri and I love her roommate!

>> No.34657450

Peony Flower Love!

>> No.34657453 [DELETED] 

That's menhera, you retard.

>> No.34657457

Did we ever figure out if Towa is actually a menhera or no?

>> No.34657461

i honestly don't give a shit anymore

>> No.34657463

That's not menhera, you retard.

>> No.34657464

Around five minutes

>> No.34657465

I...know it is, that's what I said.

>> No.34657466

I don't know, after the whole Mel thing, neither Cover nor FBK should be trusted

>> No.34657468

Pretty much this, she even admits so herself.

>> No.34657470

Nousagi here. I shit on cover and unsubbed from Kanata during that arc.

>> No.34657473
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Jesus, they're saving all the best ones for last.
Ayame / Suisei is top two HoloKing.

>> No.34657477
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Since fubuki wants to be my friend, does that mean instead of being a menhera. She's actually just an autist? what is the male version of menhera

>> No.34657478
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Towa is perfectly stable.

>> No.34657481

Towa is a wife

>> No.34657482

just wait until okayu or noel release real covers

>> No.34657485

Anon she let herself get mindbroken by APEX

>> No.34657486

Nah, Coco and Noel are still going to release theirs

>> No.34657487

only reason i'm still here too but it's becoming less and less useful as a lot of stuff which happens isn't even getting posted here as the thread reclines

>> No.34657488

Menhera is the male version of menhera you idiot

>> No.34657489


>> No.34657490

>what is the male version of menhera
a faggot

>> No.34657491

I don't know man. Mel is still in Hololive and she quite literally has YAGOO by the balls.

>> No.34657495


>> No.34657498

Her manager also had her by the pussy and FBK didn't seem to care

>> No.34657503

How do you even use twitter to communicate with people? Like, do you just...talk to them? How do I hide my name so they don't see who sends them the message in case I want to call them a faggot?

>> No.34657505

but doesnt menhera usually denote to a female, just like oshi? I rarely see it get used in the context referring to a male

>> No.34657507

Cover kneeled when she lawyered up and now she can basically do whatever the fuck she wants.

>> No.34657510

Simple if you wanna call someone a faggot, just go here

>> No.34657511

Congratulations for ignoring the second sentence. Why are you even bother posting I wonder.

>> No.34657512

Why are you larping as a spic?

>> No.34657514


>> No.34657523

Not it doesn't, it's just netslag that can be used freely for both gender, Menhera aesthetics are those that are commonly associated with women but even then they can be used by both

>> No.34657524

you literally get auto-banned for saying faggot on twitter
t. got banned for calling kpop stans the retarded faggots that they are

>> No.34657525
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>> No.34657527

Why are women so unprofessional? I tuned in to their stream to relax and have fun, do they really think that us viewers want to listen to their sob stories? do they really think they're so special and the only one with problems?
I know people always say that women lack self awareness, but not till I've become hololive fan did I realize that the statement was true

>> No.34657531

you are now thinking about having sex with towa

>> No.34657533

Not larping, just an SSL

>> No.34657535

Maybe and just maybe, don't call people faggots. Not sure why you feel the need to constantly get into arguments

>> No.34657536

Towa mama...

>> No.34657539

>rushia 4 hour maikura stream
>korone 8 hour saga frontier
Why did she even try and what is she trying to prove? Graduating is only the first step to fixing this blunder.

>> No.34657540

>It wasn't THAT bad though
It was, for how much of a nothingburger the whole situation was, and how quickly everyone jumped to conclusions. People talking about "peaceful graduations" are delusional. Here at least, nobody will ever take anyone's stated reasons for graduation at face value. Now, given the history of chuubas, they shouldn't take them at face value (examples aplenty in 774, .EVIL and Nijisanji), but it's gonna go out of control very quickly.

>> No.34657541

You need a friend anon...

>> No.34657544

But if the thread dies then I can't...
Do you think I should become Japanese so I can call them a faggot on 5ch instead? Threads there seem more active...

>> No.34657546

you don't communicate with people on twitter, you talk at twitter

>> No.34657550

why is she all sweaty?

>> No.34657551

Now I'm thinking about getting tested for STDs... thanks Towa

>> No.34657553

I don't see how it could happen now when it didn't already happen when she was streaming longer and more regularly a year ago. Late 2019 and early 2020 she would have played until she cleared beginning to end. Every game was a marathon. Now a true marathon stream is infrequent and rare and developed a habit of dropping games she feels are too difficult. Basically she became a cover girl of the brand and doesn't do the things that put her on the map anymore.

>> No.34657556

I have been thinking that since her debut

>> No.34657567
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naruhodo, thank you anon

>> No.34657568

The ideology of live and let live destroyed my life

>> No.34657569
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>only one scene with tits
>shit editing
>no cumshot
glad I already fapped today and didn't waste my time with this

>> No.34657570

>do they really think they're so special and the only one with problems?
No? And you're acting like special snowflake retard by virtue of even saying stupid shit like too

>> No.34657574
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i wish i could rub my dick on her tiny little tits

>> No.34657577


>> No.34657586

Maybe she's trying to play a game that she likes, who knows

>> No.34657588

Jesus fucking christ you're retarded

>> No.34657591
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i'm bibi and towa is the rice

>> No.34657598

>pull a band aid off

>> No.34657599

I don't like either of them. Also posting it multiple times in the thread isn't going to change that.

>> No.34657605

Pekora has a boyfriend now.

>> No.34657609

Please be lying...

>> No.34657610
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>people arent allowed to cry and vent because everyone else has problems too
What a retarded post, kill yourself

>> No.34657623


>> No.34657624

Fubuki no-warning graduation. Nothing else would come even close.

>> No.34657625

If you don't enjoy the sound of a 30+ year old sniffling and crying you are probably gay.

>> No.34657629

Korone's graduation when?

>> No.34657630


>> No.34657642

Why did Korone cry? Why is Subaru popular on reddit? Archives have no specifics and I've been watching other streams all day.

>> No.34657655

Graduation lately has been so shit. Almost zero reasons, happens almost out of the blue. Fuck. This isn't the future I wanted. I wanted graduation like idols do it with fireworks and flowers. Not like death at a moment's notice.

>> No.34657657

No idea, but if they did anything to rushia i would have to burn down wherever cover resides.

>> No.34657659


>> No.34657664
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>go to sleep
>wake up
>Korone still streaming

>> No.34657665

I heard there's a new rrat

>> No.34657667


>> No.34657669
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fuck YOU
she kissed ME

>> No.34657671

Impossible, she hasn't left her house in a week, I've been watching

>> No.34657675

it's menhera no matter what gender

>> No.34657680

I can't see Mr Koro quitting streaming for good, she's been doing this for how long, a decade? Including entire years spent streaming DQ to a double-digit audience. She deleted all of her shit several times but she always comes back. Unless a Cover-specific issue arises in the future, the most I can imagine from her is taking a Miko-style break to collect herself.

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>> No.34657690

Good post, Okayu is cute

>> No.34657692

Wow, what a whore

>> No.34657698
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Today is the day I live forever.

>> No.34657700

so there was no rushia for two day which archive do i watch now to feel at least a bit of happiness?

>> No.34657701

A hole is a hole.

>> No.34657702

>Korosan is crying again...
>Korosan crying is becoming a fixture of her streams, eh?
>Korosan read a warm comment and is crying again...

She's really encroaching upon Watame's market

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I don't understand you, fellow nousagi. At what point did she ever become GFE enough for you to suffocate on your own parasocial relationship? She not even good wife material. She won't cook or clean and she is probably terrible in bed. Is it because you want to marry a popular vtuber? Is that the only happy ending for you? If it is then you really do need to get your head checked out.

>> No.34657710

The truth is the industry is too young for anyone to graduate because they've genuinely done everything they wanted to do and are satisfied with that. It's been five years since Ai's debut. How many idols "peacefully" graduate after just five years? And the majority of chuubas that exist today have only been streaming for a year to three years.

>> No.34657715

Kanata's is the best. I think Ayame's is next, right above Shion, but I have trouble placing Suisei. She's in there somewhere. I'd call all four top tier. Next tier would be Sora > Towa > Flare.

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I think I'm in love with the dog

>> No.34657718

Most fans would accept a hiatus over quitting though.

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Everyone should have the kind of graduation Chowa did

>> No.34657724

That's cool, you're entitled to your wrong opinion.
I opened the thread just to post this, didn't check if someone else did before me.

>> No.34657728

You're kidding yourself if you think someone like Mel or Choco or Roboco graduating will bring any long-lasting drama here. Of course it would have an effect on other girls and send ripples throughout Hololive but here nobody would even notice they're gone after a few weeks.

>> No.34657729

Crying women makes me diamond

>> No.34657737

The truth was that that was never possible, anon. You can't take idols, and then place them directly in contact and communication with their fans, and then expect them to ever let graduate peacefully. There's too much connection there to sever it without permanent damage to somebody. And then Hololive introduces that to EOPs (who don't have any experience with that level of separation from streamers they can actually like), so expect any Holo graduations to be even worse than anything yet. Hell, look at Aloe; like 3 streams, and it took months to get over.

>> No.34657742

He was talking about Pekora's "normal" graduation though.

>> No.34657747

Welcome aboard.

>> No.34657751

Hololive could disappear overnight and nothing would really change here because very few even watch streams or even clips

>> No.34657766

I remember it dominating the entire discussion of these threads for a few days until she cleared everything up.

>> No.34657770

Why do men find crying women hot, I don't get it

>> No.34657772

I'm starting to believe all the good posters went to cytube...

>> No.34657776

Worse, she whores herself out to gooks.

>> No.34657777

I'm starting to think all the good posters went to /vt/...

>> No.34657783
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need more Marine ASMR. I'm in love with her. I finally feel alive.

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>JP branch has gone like 4 years with the only graduations being two whores who barely established themselves
I have a feeling this year will be the year, bros...

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Your excuse for today?

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>> No.34657796

Exceptionally bad taste/hearing.

>> No.34657798

come to london and I'll eat your pussy

>> No.34657799

At least you still have me.

>> No.34657801

i would be fine as long as my oshi keeps streaming in any form vtuber or not. sure it would be a bit sad to see hololive go and it would probably be quite bad for her considering how much she likes hololive but i will follow her wherever she goes.

>> No.34657803

I'm a failure and wouldn't accomplish anything anyway. The effort is meaningless.

>> No.34657805

sadism, got bullied too much / not enough, general incel shit. anon's probably just shitposting though

>> No.34657809

What is that and why do you keep shilling it

>> No.34657811

Not a bad ranking. I really like Kanata's harmonising in the chorus and second verse so I can see it deserving a top spot as well.
Suisei's is obviously a few steps down which many won't like but her power is unmatched, her vibrato is fantastic here and the end falsetto is unique and works incredibly well. Won't look weird at people listing it as their favourite either.
Personally the giggle and slight dip in tone she does puts Ayame above the others for me.
My favourite is still Ahoge.

>> No.34657816

finals. i'll do them over summer.

>> No.34657818

Same, especially when you hear them cheer up when you mention something really warm but too personal, consoling crying women by offering an emotional is the fastest way to have them develop a self-destructive desire to stay with you and please you, and you can use this to mindbreak them into absolute sluts. I want Korone to masturbate on stream while crying and thanking her listeners for making her days happier and cum hard as she screams ORAYO

>> No.34657819

Rushia also plays games that she likes and enjoys. She also managed to bring profit to Cover and Hololive as a whole in the process. What did Korone bring to the table, exactly?

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Good lad

>> No.34657822

It must be a fetish. Aqua crying at getting 2nd place fucked my whole day up

>> No.34657823

Replying to yourself doesn't make the order any less shit.

>> No.34657824

I can't even spell my native language correctly 20% of the time, what makes you think I can learn 6000+ symbols and learn the 8 different dialects of japan; I'll do them next week.

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>nene had a member stream last night
>missed it because I was asleep

>> No.34657828

>sadism is incel

>> No.34657829

watch it now

>> No.34657833

Nah, at most we will lose like another 3 homos

>> No.34657836

Mr Koro is streaming. And once she’s done, I need to catch up on my manga backlog.

>> No.34657837

For real? Her ASMR was more funny than sexy or anything like that, but I'll admit that it was cute how she couldn't even kiss the mic without getting embarrassed

>> No.34657850

they dont find them hot, they find them vulnerable so they can dominate them which is invoked when girls cry. its a primal instinct only s!mps and midwits try to deny.

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This could happen to your oishi. It probably did already.

>> No.34657858

Asstel rapes dogs

>> No.34657859

I dont know man, whenever a woman cries I just cringe and leave her alone. Fuck being emotionally responsible for another person, especially a woman

>> No.34657866

Here, have some more (You)s. Three of them in one post, bet you're really happy about that one.

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>> No.34657870

Hoshiyomi and Nakirigumi are known for their delusions.

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>> No.34657877

If they're not allowed to like R18 content, Matsuri didn't get the memo and Haachama is in a gray zone.

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I don't really think they have gained that much weight since they were having dance lessons in February for BLOOM. Anyways, I think it could have certainly happened to some of them. For example, in her previous life Pekora's roommate liked to stream herself having nice food and doing short zatsudans. She always looked fair slim, let's say the Japanese standard of girl in her early 20's. If she gained weight, it's pretty possible it went directly to her tighs/butt/chest, making her the typical hikki with god-tier genetics. About Marine, I don't know but it's been told she has a rather big bust size

>> No.34657881

Rushia is the biggest culprit of this and she has been doing this the entire time in her streaming career. At least Korone isn't dishonest about trying to suck men's money. Why didn't you sperg out this much regarding her, you gullible motherfucker?

>> No.34657888

It is really interesting how the era of vtubing makes time seem to stretch. Five years, four years, three years, two years. It's like these numbers feel long in the world of vtubing and it allows us to further indulge in time as opposed to when we just talk of moments that happened five, ten, fifteen, twenty years ago that happened like they were just yesterday. It's also interesting how being with a Holo for example really makes you feel like you understand them. From the first day of their debut, to the first month, the next couples months then a year. And now they're practically grown up and have kouhai. It's a strange feeling.

>> No.34657893

I'm retarded

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>> No.34657898

>a couple of days ago matsuri liked the tweet of herself getting fucked by a huge dildo

>> No.34657899

>I just cringe and leave her alone
this isnt what high test men do because this is how you lose women. tell them they're right and fuck them right after. that's it.

most women's problems are solved by a good dicking. always.

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>> No.34657904

Not all me, but no. I'd be happy if you were less of a retard, but we can't all get what we want.

>> No.34657908

Didn't ask

>> No.34657910

they are menheras, it's fine

>> No.34657913

>R18 content
How do Haachama and Matsuri get away with it then?

>> No.34657916

stop sending dick pics

>> No.34657921

That was a miraculous event. I'm glad they allowed her to do such a thing, shame the others didn't feel the same, but she got what she wanted. Even if it was at the end.

>> No.34657922

Astel only has fujos

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globals going crazy over this collab...

>> No.34657926

I want Korone to be happy

>> No.34657927

I already saw a retard in Aqua's twitter crying and shitting on her because she never retweeted his art

>> No.34657929

En collab

>> No.34657930

Not sure where they're pulling that from, but seems like bullshit.

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>> No.34657933

me too!! no joke

>> No.34657934

I wonder how many dick pics coco still gets...

>> No.34657936

can't find an image of it, but a similar thing happened to Lamy due to a fan making a scene when she didn't congratulate him birthday on twitter and responded to his tweet talking about it afterwards
this was when she regularly liked and commented on twitter posts of her followers

>> No.34657938

I can live with the Homos but why does Astel always come off as a huge asshole? Did they ban him from the dog park again?

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>> No.34657941

My oshi doesn't even have DMs on.

>> No.34657942

Wrong thread if you want people that care.

>> No.34657943

your oshi know my little dick

>> No.34657947

don't know but she'll get one more in a few minutes

>> No.34657950

She might for people she follows, that'd include retarded artists

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Post her face.

The question is what Cover's response to that be. Companies don't always like their talents just coming and going.

Not the anon you're responding to, but your post is kind of silly.
>At what point did she ever become GFE
>She not even good wife material
Certainly, men do select women for certain traits, but 90% of that is looks and nobody falls in love with a chuuba for that, since all they see is an anime avatar. Men sort of select women for personality (agreeableness, niceness, extroversion, neuroticism), but what we're talking about here are ideal traits, that is to say, universally attractive traits. However, what people are attracted to isn't entirely universal. In order for you to be born and possess the traits you have, some people needed to find those traits attractive (enough). This causes people to be attracted to what looks to be ideal (universal) traits as well as personal traits (which generally means you're attracted to yourself). Really, you've just inherited sexual attraction; whatever it was that allowed you to exist. To make matters worse, men are by design more extreme than women in their traits and, by that same token, their attraction to traits. What this means is that there really can't be a universally unattractive woman. Some men will always exist who'll find them attractive. You pointing out that Pekora doesn't exhibit traits normalfags find attractive is like a child pondering how someone could listen to heavy metal when it sounds nothing like pop music...
>She won't cook or clean
If you're a single man and not retarded, you already do that anyway.
>she is probably terrible in bed
Only low IQ people care about this. Fast-life history strategists. Imagine meeting a cute girl and then not wanting to date her because she's a virgin, so you intentionally have her go fuck other men - loosening her body, collecting STDs and causing her own satisfaction in sex to plummet - and now that she's already-been-chewed used goods, NOW you'll stick your dick in her? What did those other guys teach her that you couldn't have?

This is why your ancestors never invented the wheel.

>> No.34657954

and trannies

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>> No.34657959

Marine is just absolutely obese

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>> No.34657967

I miss the old Haachama

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A true high test man would leave a crying bitch to herself and let her deal with her shit on her own. A true high test man would immediately discard mentally unstable and emotionally dependent women, especially if they get in the way the man's ambitions and wants. Fuck that, I will continue to take a page out of pic related's discard women or anyone in general who gets in the way of what I want to do

>> No.34657970

she's overweight not obese, yet. Only polka is obese in hololive.

>> No.34657976

Oh shit, I didn't realize Twitter lets only followed people be able to DM. Damn, need to get on her followed lists then.

>> No.34657979

rushia isn't doing any of this.. she is pretty open about what is going on and she isn't after money. she genuinely cares about everyone and that is why people love her.

>> No.34657982

>A true high test man would leave a crying bitch to herself
nope, she'll either find some women friend or a guy "friend". never let her out of your emotional leash.

>> No.34657985

sasuga burger hours

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That makes sense. I put Shion up there, too, because I think the song fits her voices, but I might be biased because I love Shion's voice and use this argument for every cover she does.

Let me guess: you think treerat's is good.

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How much do I need to superchat for Mel to agree to milk my prostate?

>> No.34657995

Bad bait

>> No.34657996

*out of pic related's book

>> No.34657997

this is like mario party

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>> No.34658001

Mio is very fat too

>> No.34658003

Treerat is trash.

>> No.34658008

1 dollar to her roommate account

>> No.34658009

I do them before bed on the weekend. Honestly, according to my math, it'll take me 3 years to memorize the 6k deck in Anki, and that isn't including learning grammar, which I've seriously been slacking on because it's hard for me to devote more than an hour a day to this shit.

>> No.34658011

Bold of you to assume I would even bother leashing such a failure to begin with

>> No.34658013

just make a Mel tulpa to milk your prostate for you

>> No.34658016

With the arguments you're giving, I can seriously say you wouldn't get it even if you had it right there in front of you. Newfag brainlets shouldn't visit these threads at all

>> No.34658017

Not bait, Rushia is legit one of the finer holos, it's just her memes are stronger than who she really is.

>> No.34658018

>Korone graduating soon
>Shion graduating after the nikikei project is wrapped up
>Haato graduating after the concert
Damn. I feel like everything is crumbling down.

>> No.34658019

I love Korone's crying voice but I don't want her to cry due to personal tragedy in her life. Crying over an emotional ending in a video game or a sad superchat is another thing though

>> No.34658022

>rationalizing obsession
You're attracted only to her social value of her vtuber persona.

>> No.34658031

No marine is obese for sure

>> No.34658032

But we still have Roboco!

>> No.34658033

Aqua haters, will you watch her concert?

>> No.34658034

Imagine the places her skeleton fingers could reach...

>> No.34658036

makes sense why there are so many /r9k/ posts in here now

>> No.34658038

in the words of polka, every girl is mentally ill, some are just open about it

>> No.34658040

Marine isn't obese, she's lesbian

>> No.34658042

how are you going to advance your bloodline without a woman?
and if you find a woman hard to deal with and control, can you even deal with much tougher things?

women are simple, they're like dogs. use them for their purpose and go about your way. you sound like you're scared of women and avoidiing them like a coward

>> No.34658044

Okayu: ん~ かわいいけどちょっと胸がキツキツかな~
Kanata: そんなわけねぇだろ!こちとらバインバインヤゾ!!!
Oshio: おかゆさんになんて口を利くんだ かなちゃんの胸は無いんだよ!!!

If they don't retweet your art: it's inappropriate, it sucks, or they simply didn't like it.
Do better.
That's literally it. Do better.

It took me 7 months before my oshi retweeted something I made, as I paid more and more attention to specifically what she likes and what she was impressed by. I got retweets from 6 other holos in the interim, but my only real goal from the start was making my oshi smile or at least pleased to see a fanwork.

>> No.34658047

Rushia LOVE

>> No.34658048

I don't watch whores, I only care about Pekora and Miko

>> No.34658051

As long as i have Fubuki, Matuli and Subaru i don't care

>> No.34658052

based fennec

>> No.34658054

Did Calliope's breasts grow like 3 sizes with her new outfit?

>> No.34658056

can I ask you why you're in a thread dedicated to japanese women? why do you even watch them?

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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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If Mr. Koro graduated I genuinely am not sure if I would enjoy Hololive as much. I like the other girls but its just impossible to not feel good and smile in Korone's streams. I don't get that quick dopamine boost from the others.

>> No.34658064 [DELETED] 

wrong board

>> No.34658065

worms collab onegai...

>> No.34658066

Stop sending Mr Koro difficult kanji to read >:(

>> No.34658067

What if she had a graduation stream but started bawling about how she didn't want to leave?

>> No.34658069

I don't know about that. I guess it really depends on how far the Holo was able to go and reach their full potential. It's when you pull it from under them and it felt like they have a bright future ahead. It's the Holos that get complacent that if they left, probably wouldn't send much waves as I would believe in good faith that their fans respect their decision and would want the best for them after they've left too. That to me would count as a peaceful graduation too as opposed to how they set such strong goals and you want to see them reach it each and every day, stream, live, concert, and so on. But they haven't yet. You'll wait though and keep waiting until the Holo is ready. It's when those Holos get graduated that it'll hurt.

>> No.34658070

Who is that mysterious maskler?

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How long is RE8? What are the chances Pekora beats it next stream?

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>Believing the projections of the menhera whale

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>> No.34658077

Because it's bait.

>> No.34658079

Nobody cares about her these days and why would people care about her when she quits? This isn't Pekora, Marine or Miko we're talking about, relax.

>> No.34658080

NTA but hololive made me respect women even less

>> No.34658083

Why do people get this worked up about a bunch of Japanese women LARPing as anime girls.

>> No.34658085

>korone doing menhere things
>chuubas being menheras
>how to control menheras
>this discussion
I'm here for the same reason as you. only difference is I'm on topic while you complain about off topic stuff like other boards.

>> No.34658089

8-10 hours
So 4 hours to go.

>> No.34658091

>how are you going to advance your bloodline without a woman?
I dont want kids ever, knowing the fact the fact I could produce offspring sickens me to the core. Besides other members of my shit family will produce anyways so its whatever
>and if you find a woman hard to deal with and control, can you even deal with much tougher things?
I can deal with most things just fine, i hate dealing with people in general regardless of gender anymore than I seem necessary

>> No.34658092

I think the only one I'd bother with anymore is Pekora

>> No.34658095

These girls are borderline retarded and making six figures now. They don't have a future outside this unless it's porn or entry-level jobs.

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Just started watching Towappi... RFA stream. Anything I should be aware of?

>> No.34658100

none i did them already today

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Look at this delusional faggot. Not even you believe in your shallow words

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>> No.34658110

STDs and tuberculosis

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Yes. She's extremely cute so loving her is actually very easy!

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How do we fix the awful sleep schedules many Holos have?

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>> No.34658121

Post all of it

>> No.34658122

A decent amount of these girls had streaming experience prior so they can just go back to that or just get reincarnated so they'll be fine. The only who'd probably be fucked is shion

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>> No.34658126

Get a job as a manager and stop having meetings at midnight.

>> No.34658127

twitter allows tips now, she'll be fine

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Your kind words about Rushia is very much appreciated anon, ありがとうございます!!!

>> No.34658131

She is cute, shy, dependent, submissive, knows how to take a joke, gets lonely easily. She's literally exactly my type. Plus, she's been using chat as her surrogate boyfriend.
Plus, her taste in men tells me she'd be exactly the kind of girl I'd want in bed. Also, her roommate's body is incredibly hot, she's basically my age, and her life story sans streaming have been really similar to mine.
I'd want her even if she quit streaming tomorrow. She's perfect. A grumpy cute little girl who will always be a little scared to tell you how much you being here means to her. I love her more than life itself.

>> No.34658132

At some point your body acclimatize and will stop give a fuck about sleep schedules.
t. former NEET

>> No.34658134

Unironically they need a good dicking.

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Asamion... Doko...

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"I don't need a mask to kick your ass. Being a vtuber is like walking on the treadmill of life. You get off it and it just keeps going"

>> No.34658138

Women don't watch Astel

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>> No.34658144

>The only who'd probably be fucked is shion
I think she's getting to old for enjo kosai

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Tortellini LOVE

>> No.34658150

>These girls are borderline retarded
You're as gullible as the retards who believe that somehow most of the girls are lesbians or virgins

>> No.34658160

I'm not attracted to Pekora, though. I've been accused of being "that one anon who won't shut up about Pekora being unattractive."

I had the opposite reaction. A lot of the Holos have really cute roommates, and in spite of that, some of them are otaku recluses. It's sort of nice to see that, because in the West, you don't see that unless the girl is fat or actually mentally handicapped.

I know none of them are virgins.

>> No.34658163

tried to change the font globally for hours. couldnt do it since my OS is limited. that bummed me out.. I'll start my anki reps later

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There must be another way. Nobody would dick Towa, Matsuri, Botan etc

>> No.34658169

You guys watching korone?

>> No.34658172

how many marines to make a porka?

>> No.34658174

Anon you're talking like this is their very first job, with the exception of Shion and Haachama all of them had jobs pervious to Hololive, most of them lived on their own, Hololive is a nice commodity but that's it

>> No.34658175

you can't be posting sheep and say that

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>> No.34658180

I will end their menopause

>> No.34658182

>post her face
No it's a little chubby right now so showing people would be bullying her

>> No.34658183

Always am.

>> No.34658184

i only care about my oshi so doesnt matter

>> No.34658186

Good for you anon, I hope it was worth it. My oshi's fanart is often ridiculously good, I couldn't compete with what she usually retweets so I gave up.

>> No.34658189

Sounds nice and all but you are aware that this love of yours will be disappointed sooner or later? What you have is something I had with Watame and I took a longer break to detach from her as I know that I won't be the guy she marries in the end.

>> No.34658191

All Holos should have active roommates

>> No.34658192

What's there to fix exactly?

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does towa actually smoke?

>> No.34658194

>I know none of them are virgins.
I'm sure some of them are, to be fair

>> No.34658195

Prior streaming experience where they made less than minimum wage and get reincarnated without the cash cow that is Hololive, yeah, you're right. They can indeed do that. They can also jump off a bridge.

Can you show me evidence of them not being borderline retarded? Yes, I know girls act stupid to look cute, but they often sabotage their own streaming/gaming experiences because of it. If it's always an act, then they're bad at choosing when to do it, because it's not always funny.

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3D debut for the 2nd costumes this summer, bros

>> No.34658201

Matuli smokes if you want unironic answer.

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>right there in front of you
Is that really what you think will happen? That one day you'll wake up and she will be in bed next to you? What point are you even trying to make by saying that? Is it even about the streams anymore or is this about your dream diaries? If seems to me that her catering to unicorns has not only turned you into one it turned you into what she fled from on Nico; a possessive freak that haunts her comments and twitter feed.

>> No.34658208

>every holo has active roommates
>schizos from here and 5ch start harassing them and we get aloe tier bullshit every other day

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>> No.34658213

Unless they are hideously disfigured, virtually no female above the age of 16 is a virgin.