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Work's on in the mines!

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>> No.34691171
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>>34691168
Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to fuck we go!

>> No.34691176

I need a tanuki to teach me in the ways of tax loopholes

>> No.34691183
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>>34691168
>>34691171
They find such wonderful things in the mines, don't they?

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>> No.34691221
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A all too common bad end for the novice warlock

>> No.34691230
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Attention, this is just a reminder that you belong to a fox. That is all.

>> No.34691241

>sitting across the table from my rare raccoon girl.
>long hair, nice bust, but way too entranced with the coin
>every night it's the same thing, before love making, she counts her day's profits
>she's neglecting herself, lost about 15 pounds in the last couple months
>while she's counting coins I approach with a plan
>bring over a tray of syrup, pancakes and say, "You don't have to tell me your profits, but you do have to eat all these silver dollar pancakes if you want lovin' tonight."
...
>She almost swallows a coin eating so fast, mistaking it for a little pancake
Why me?

>> No.34691245

>>34691221
Yes... a bad end...

>> No.34691248

>Anon knew it was a bad idea
>He had taken this job as a waiter in a traditional Zipanese teahouse as a favor to his Aunt and Uncle, who needed some help over the summer with the tourist trade. It was a good job, all things considered, and he had stayed on after school had restarted. He got to wear traditional Zipanese ceremonial garb and serve tea and snacks in the hushed, peaceful confines of his Uncle's garden, which was filled with the soothing sounds of a babbling Brook and the gentle breeze in the wind chimes.
>Now it was Fall, and the tea tables and mats had been moved indoors and replaced with kotatsu, so the travelers and diners who visited his Uncle's restaurant could warm themselves while the crisp autumn breeze stirred up the amber leaves and called to the lonely and melancholy hearts of all who longed for Spring
>There was just one problem--them
>the three friends, all twin-tailed foxes from the local High School, were known trouble-makers
>Spoiled and demanding, they always had elaborate orders and demanded more of his time and attention than the rest of his customers put together.
>On slow days, they demanded he stay at their table and engage them in conversation, or perform little services like braiding their long, silky dark hair or giving them hand massages.
>They took every opportunity to flash their silky pale calves from under their kimonos and flutter their long eyelashes at him, flirting and teasing him mercilessly until he could find an excuse to escape back to the kitchen on some errand or another.
>Now the three lazy delinquents were lounging at their favorite kotatsu, a double table which they monopolized whenever possible, and we're imploring him to join them at the empty forth spot
>"Oh, but you simply MUST join us, Anon, it is TOO chilly to be up and about in this weather!"
>"And think of us! Without a forth, the heat of the kotatsu is lost! Why, we are practically frozen just sitting here."
>"Come, come, dear Anon, sit and talk with is for a while. You must be exhausted from all your hard work--surely your Uncle cannot deny you a short break, especially not to please your guests~"
>The tea room was a warm 71°, the girls all looked quite toasty (especially with the flush of Sake and hot tea), and you had no customers for almost an hour, but that didn't matter
>What mattered was the enticing view of three pairs of slim, shapely legs clad in silky dark nylons under the kotatsu cloth
>Anon knew he shouldn't do it.
>He knew if he gave in to the desire in his heart, he would be trapped, entangled in a web of strong, soft, delicate fox girl legs, , rubbing and brushing against him in the hot, sultry atmosphere of the kotatsu.
>He would be subject to long, slow conversation on minor subjects, peppered with innuendo and subtle teasing. He would have his ears cleaned, and be made to play embarrassing word games while their questing feet rubbed against his thighs. Eventually, two of them would press him between themselves and carry on the conversation entirely by whispering in his ear, while the third girl across would press her feet into his lap while demanding he tell them his deepest, darkest secrets, which they would giggle at and write down in their little pink notepads, covered in silver stickers and bedecked with elaborate charms and bangles. They would be sure to make good use of his embarrassing confessions later by making oblique references to then at an opportune time to make him blush and squirm in mixed company.
>Yes, if he got under that kotatsu table, he would be in for an hour, perhaps two or even three, of pure hell.
>Well, maybe just for fifteen minutes...

>> No.34691250

Lamia are very important

>> No.34691272
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>>34691250
worship snek

>> No.34691274

>>34691250
Oh yeah if they’re so important then what role do they serve in the desert’s ecosystem?

>> No.34691278

>>34691230
I don't, but I appreciate your attempt to comfort me, Anon.

>> No.34691287

>>34691274
Uh... Stopping rotting whores and bossy bitches from stifling all of the wildlife's fun?

>> No.34691289
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>fufufu

>> No.34691307

>>34691248
>Anon knew it was a bad idea
No I didn't.

>> No.34691316

>>34691307
Just wait until school starts up again and you find yourself in their class

>> No.34691337

Is it better to play dumb and innocent when an old fox comes onto me, or should I be just as lecherous and lewd right back at her?

>> No.34691348
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>>34691248
Nefarious foxes

>> No.34691354

>>34691337
Dumb and innocent if she's being subtle; if she's being a lecher you pop off old man jokes until you work your way up to "batter in her oven."

>> No.34691359

>>34691348
The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.34691373

>>34691289
>Lecherous smug fox with long sharp fingernails painted fire-engine red

Dangerously alluring

>> No.34691380

>>34691348
Truly foxes are the bane of shy virgin boys

>> No.34691383
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It is time for foxes. Old foxes, young foxes, foxes that hold political power, foxes that isolate themselves, wild foxes, civilized foxes, deceitful foxes, trustworth... deceitful foxes

>> No.34691392

Gimme some good bad end scenarios, wanna write some short stories of Anon's losing to cute MGEs

>> No.34691400

>>34691373
Add a kiseru and my pants will remove themselves.

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>>34691383
Is it Fox o'clock again?

>> No.34691426

>>34691392
Hero Anon tries to stop the undead hoard by defeating their lich mistress but fails and is then used as a "power source" for the lich to mage her powers even greater and thanks to that she's now guaranteed to win.

>> No.34691451

>>34691426
Based--I don't know Lich-chan very well, but she seems like an underrated girl. What would a Lich do to a particularly persistent Hero Anon?

>> No.34691458

>>34691392
Anon tries to protect the town from a demon and seemingly succeeds before she orders him to open the gates or something like that only to reveal that he accidentally signed her contract without knowing it weeks ago. Anon then has to watch as the town is corrupted as he fucks his new demon wife.
Epilog is like a year later and everyone is happy but she still teases anon about not realizing he signed the contract.

>> No.34691465

I want a big, old, saggy, rich fox who will spoil me rotten and make me her boy-toy.

>> No.34691467
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>>34691380
...Bane? Someone explain to me why I don't have a picture of an anubis as CIA right now.

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>>34691392
>Fox abuses political leverage to entrap anon in marriage during negations over something
>Anon triggers looney toons style gremlin trap, ends up strapped to a table in the basement for "testing" new inventions
>Anon is a spy for the pharaoh, gets set up by rival agent and ends up captured by the apophis/ royal guards
>Anon is a caravan guard, ends up as part of the loot when a dragon catches wind of the absurdly rare and powerful artifact the caravan is transporting

>> No.34691512

>>34691451
>What would a Lich do to a particularly persistent Hero Anon?
Liches can do quite a bit, but just a few options are
>Strapping him to a table and riding him while calmly explaining her plan to him and that once he cum inside she will be unstoppable
>Use magic to fin out what he finds more attractive and use her magic to change her body to fit that (ie. Breast growth)
>Make him drink a potion that makes him Rock hard and over produce cum (enhanced maticore potion is quite the drug)
>Make her zombie servant tease and pleasure him while she rides him
>Use magic to enhance herself and her sex capabilities (Giving him a blowjob and then transform her mouth to that like a ghoul and make him cum instantly)
I also really like them using potions and magic to remove refractory periods and just make the guy (and maybe herself as well) cum their brains out.

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>be sleeping peacefully one night when you're suddenly and violently pulled into a backbreaking hug by your big monster wife
>even with your face buried deep in her cleavage, you can hear her sobbing
>with what little breath you have left, you ask her what's wrong
>she says she had a bad dream about you leaving her
>you'd reassure her that you aren't going anywhere, but you're starting to blackout, so all you manage is a pat on the back
>luckily she calms down and lets you go before you asphyxiate

>> No.34691666
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Can ghosts have feet?

>> No.34691682

>>34691392
Anon chases out women his captain declares are witches/monsters/conspiritors
Said captain only wants anon for herself

>> No.34691684

>>34691666
Sticky ectoplasmic feet.

>> No.34691748
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Is it lewd to drink milk in front of holstaurs?

>> No.34691760

>>34691451
Liches should always go "I hear that humans enjoy dirty talk while they have sex" and then talk dirty in their mono-tone voice.
No idea why, but that makes me diamonds.

>> No.34691811
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>>34691748
No, but they take it as a challenge if you are both single and that milk isn't from her

>> No.34691834

>>34691168
I still wonder what aftercare from a Manticore would be like.

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>>34691392
>Dragon asks for food
>Anon refused

>> No.34691854

>>34691845
Make her some pancakes

>> No.34691875

>>34691248
Thanks for the boner

>> No.34691894
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>>34691392
Anon's town is getting invaded by a monster army. He tries running away while the defenders hold them back but they get easily defeated, the refugees get chased down and he gets claimed as spoils of war by the succubus knight leading the force that went after them.

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>>34691392
>Anon exploring a long forgotten undercity
>gets hugged from behind
>he thought it was a scylla until he feels tentacles slipping into both his ears

>> No.34692033
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>>34691811
>Find the biggest, meatiest single holstaur around
>Lock eyes with her while chugging from some low-quality supermarket carton

>> No.34692037

>>34691748
Is it offensive to drink Lilim milk in front of a holst?

>> No.34692062

>>34692037
She'll probably bonk you and replacing your Lilim milk with her own before you recover

>> No.34692145

>>34691168
So what's next? Monstergirls support, encourage and condone home invasions that are of breaking into the homes of lone single and non-relastionship human males?

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>>34692145
Succs can probably detect single unclaimed men

>> No.34692255

>>34692145
I'm gonna home invade your mom's pussy with my dick.

>> No.34692304

>>34692033
>By Hathor! Cease your consumption of that lesser milk!

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>>34691748
Before you can enter the city of Minos, you must drink a large jug of fresh milk that they give you, every last drop while they watch.

At least that's what the guard told me.

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>>34691748
>>34691811
>Brewing a cup of chai tea as your holst wife is cooking breakfast in the kitchen
>Call her over to the counter to show her something as you're putting the honey and sugar in
>Grab her tit and squirt some of her milk into the tea
>Now have a chai holst latte

>> No.34692619

>>34692431
That happened to me, but the guards were giving me this strange look as I chugged it down in one go.
Did I do it wrong?

>> No.34692671

>>34692431
This rule does not apply to men who are already married to cows

>> No.34692673

>>34691845

so does it have a cloaca or an anus and pussi? asking for a friend

>> No.34692684

>>34692033
>>34692594


found the hindu :Y

>> No.34692740

>>34692684
Nah, I'm a WASP. I just love massive mammaries; I love milk; I think holsts are heckin' sexy, and my zodiac sign is Taurus. It's meant to be, me and a harem of no less than five holsts.

>> No.34692762

>>34692740
what the fuck is a wasp?

>> No.34692771

>>34692762
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

>> No.34692800
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Proving your faith to angels

>> No.34692809

>>34692762
an incel

>> No.34692820

>>34692809
I'm an incel but I never heard of wasp.

>> No.34692830

>>34692762
A type of insect, similar to bees but way more assholish.

>> No.34692834

>>34692033
>>Find the biggest, meatiest single holstaur around
>Lock eyes with her while chugging a carton of onions milk

Gotta think big anon

>> No.34692839

>>34692800
God I wish that were me in Luka's place.

>> No.34692850

>>34692740

dont forget your gou mutra and cow dung

>> No.34692894

>>34692834
*Meant to type Onions milk, or Almond milk

>> No.34692985

>>34692894
>>34692834
I don't think drinking "milk" made from onions would taste good at all, and I say that as someone who loves onions.

>> No.34693065

>>34691392
>Veteran Order paladin falls to a pack of goblins

>> No.34693092
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>Get a job at Carnivore Burger, new fast food place capitalizing on sudden influx of meat-loving mamono with huge appetites
>Major advertised selling points are the huge portions and fries cooked in real beef tallow
>Have to explain multiple times a day that you can't substitute anyone's drink for another burger
>Have to install anti-Wendigo traps in the freezer
>New popular afterschool gathering spot for local rowdy Beastman gang
>Luckily, also new popular afterschool gathering spot for local honorable Yakuza-led Oni gang so it balances out

>> No.34693096

>>34691392
Manticore becoming more and more loving and cuddly to her husband.

>> No.34693267
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>"Oi oi oi! What's this rubbish now? Monstergirls and Demon Realm hooligans in my property??? *Rifle locking and loading* Oi'm afraid not there chaps. Ain't no violatin' and yanking of boys in me watch 'ere!"

>> No.34693342

>>34693267
Lady my wife can literally melt that gun by staring angrily at it, what do you think you are doing?

>> No.34693354

>>34693267
fuck off /tg/, post monster girls or don't post at all

>> No.34693365

>>34692800
MGQ angels can succ you dry just like the average succubi in that game too

>> No.34693369

>>34693267
based /tg/tranny

>> No.34693374

>>34693354
Oh sorry there is might gatekeeper. But since when the fuck did literally posting anime girls suddenly become /tg/ posting?

You cunt.

>> No.34693410

>>34693374
How about you actually post monstergirls instead of generic shit, you obese retard?

>> No.34693469
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A regular ol human male and human female? Pure humans, not Corrupted with Mamono Mana ™ and in a stable and normal relationship?

This makes the single monstergirls seethe.

>> No.34693477

>>34693469
Based

>> No.34693498

>>34693469
Well, yeah. That's like seeing somebody eat out of a Arby's dumpster when the five star restaurant across the street is giving away free meals.

>> No.34693517

>>34693498
Please explain the analogy?

>> No.34693531

>>34693498
Now I really want to see a shitpost fight between a demon and angel/fem paladin.

>> No.34693532
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>It's all mofu

>> No.34693555
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>Well, yeah. That's like seeing somebody eat out of a Arby's dumpster when the five star restaurant across the street is giving away free meals.

>> No.34693603

>>34693469
Real females suck, they don't have horns.

>> No.34693647
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>>34693532
>max mofu

>> No.34693665

>>34692985
I think he meant soi because onions gets auto filtered to onions

>> No.34693675

>>34693665
I know

>> No.34693691

>>34693374
It's a generic human girl with a weapon and an anti-monster caption, that's as /tg/ as it gets. They love posting generic images and trying to connect them to something completely unrelated.

>> No.34693702

>>34693691
That's called being creative and using your imagination, you braindead cunt. Feel free to repost the same shit for 154532th time and pretend that it's better, though.

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>>34693702
>posting about human girls in a monster girl thread is being creative
That's just being a contrarian, take your spongebob reaction images back to /tg/ and stay there. You do realize by coming here and being like this you're just as a bad as the bug boy faggot who killed your thread right?

>> No.34693837

>>34693793
Maybe you shouldn't act like a spongebob reaction image then, gatekeeping cunt?

>> No.34693930

>>34693837
The only ones who complain about gatekeeping are the ones it was meant to keep out.

>> No.34693969
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What's a good present to get for evil, royal monstergirls (besides your own body)?

>> No.34693998

>>34693969
Your cummies

>> No.34694056

>>34693969
A lock of your hair.
She can probably do some cool magic that involves controlling you with it.

>> No.34694178

>>34693837
This ain't the place for off-topic images.
Lurk and learn.

>> No.34694189

>>34694178
Yeah it is, if the last two threads are anything to go by.

>> No.34694210

>>34694189
People posting monster girls from a setting you don't like isn't off topic. Human girls and /co/ shit is.

>> No.34694226

>>34694189
It is not.
Now lurk.

>> No.34694238

>>34693969
A small territory along the cost of someplace warm.
Alternatively, a painting of herself.

>> No.34694247

>>34691845
>human, I demand one of your fries
>The fuck? Fuck off, lady
>cut to them being married, she now steals all his fries despite "not being able to tolerate the peasant slop served here"

>> No.34694268

>>34691748
Blue breasts of a grand scale if it isn't theirs

>> No.34694354

>>34693092
>weresheep comes in
>asks if there's any vegetarian options
>looks like she's going to cry when you say there's no veggie burgers
>boss looks puzzled when you have a weresheep you've had to comfort cuddled up on you in a booth eating an apple pie

>> No.34694392

>>34694226
It is. Cope.
>>34694210
Yes it is because it completely misses the point of these threads and is no better than muh teegee posting

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Drive spoder or get pulled over.

>> No.34694431

>>34693969
Wedding ring

>> No.34694449

Monster girl noble courts must be an insane place.
It was crazy enough with just scheming royalty, I can only imagine it with monster girls that have magic and inhuman strength on their side.

>> No.34694457

>>34694392
>It is. Cope.
Looks like you forgot to send a soijak picture. Fuck off.

>> No.34694464

Baphos are cute

>> No.34694478
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>Ah, Agent Duster, you've arrived... BOT YOU'RE TOO LATE!
>Party dress Ushi presses button that makes a giant lasee begin to glow
>WITH THIS HORNY BEAM YOUR ANON WILL BE MINE!

>> No.34694488

>>34694416
Self-bondage is embarrassing!

>> No.34694492

>>34694457
>uuuuuuuuhhhh soijaaaaaaaaaack
Damn /tg/ really did a number on you, huh?

>> No.34694546

So what was the thing that got you all into monster girls?

>> No.34694559

>>34694392
Don't forget your meds.

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>> No.34694569

>>34694449
Having courts run solely by women is a bad idea. They're catty and prone to backstabbing.

>> No.34694578

>>34694392
>Yes it is because it completely misses the point of these threads
How does posting monster girls miss the point of the monster girl thread?

>> No.34694591

>>34694392
Anon, its more like you have missed the point as you're pretty obviously not a regular of this thread thanks to typing like some /v/ shitter.

Let me guess, you crawled from one of the hololive threads?

>> No.34694667
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34694667

>I'm going to keep responding to this guy because my witty retort will surely put him in his place this time
stop replying to bait

>> No.34694675

>>34694578
Western shit has no place here.
>>34694591
You're so desperate to put some kind of label on anyone who disagrees with you, it's not even funny.

>> No.34694695

>>34694568
>Demon Lord even got herself a mic written "Mao-chan"
I like bold women.

>> No.34694708

>>34694675
You need to calm down. For someone who claimed to be speaking for the majority before, no one's agreeing with you are they?

>> No.34694729

>/tg/ retardition
>off-topic images that have nothing to do with monstergirls
Fuck off both of you

>> No.34694766
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34694766

>she keeps calling you "tom"
>now she calls you "master tom"

>> No.34694768
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34694768

>>34694569
You could do some backstabbing there yourself, if you know what I mean.

>> No.34694781

>>34693532
Always has been

>> No.34694782

I am gonna have sex with your wife.

>> No.34694802

>>34694782
Get in line.

>> No.34694810
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34694810

>>34694782
Tell me more about it on /trash/

>> No.34694837
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34694837

>> No.34694842

There needs to be a "Snuggle Scout Emergency" under report options, some people need a designated cuddler delivered to their house to hug them tight in bed for a few hours so they can't post

>> No.34694854

>>34694842
I need a big Jinko to cuddle me, can they provide?

>> No.34694867

>>34694842
Won't work on me. I main Heavy with Natascha.

>> No.34694885

>>34694837
Hip groping height is a good breakpoint for succubus stature.

>> No.34694907

>>34694867
>buff Ice Queen appears

>> No.34694916

>>34694854
The Snuggle Scouts will dispatch their biggest, fluffiest Siberian Jinko for an extended cuddle session, she's trained in 4 different martial cuddling arts!

>> No.34694920
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34694920

exausted hag kikis!

>> No.34694943

>>34694837
>"Anon, time for weapon training."
>"O-okay, I'll go get my-"
>she stops you and pulls you against her body
>"You already have a powerful weapon right here~"
>gropes your bulge
How do older monsters keep getting jobs tutoring young human boys? It's dangerous.

>> No.34694944

>>34694920
Sounds hot.

>> No.34694987

>>34694920
What is she saying

>> No.34695013

>>34694568
>>34694695
>DL begins stalking hero Anon after he fails to slay her
>She follows him everywhere on his quests, declaring she'll "lay him instead of slaying him."
>Hero anon just wants to go about his life and marry the princess one day.

>> No.34695017

>>34694907
I need a strong military Ice Queen like Olivier Armstrong who can wrestle with yaks

>> No.34695034
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34695034

>>34694837
I heard the onee-sabbath has an older sister program for orphans

>> No.34695050

>>34694943
Easy solution to this problem would be to get a childhood MG best friend who'll beat the milf hag to a pulp for even thinking of having your babies.

Although there is always Chris Hansen as well.

>> No.34695093
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34695093

>h-hey anon, I'll be a good girl, can I have headpats?
>I-I'll be good this time... promise I won't bite your hand again

>> No.34695109

>>34694987
>Why do you keep doing this to an old woman like me...?
>(sigh)...just go sit there and wait for a bit

>> No.34695115

>>34695093
This is a trustworthy girl wh-....wait a minute.
That's a read hat!

>> No.34695145

>>34695109
That's hot, but also sad, I'm not sure how to feel.

>> No.34695173

https://i.imgur.com/VbvD6Zq.jpg
Are you man enough to milk the herdmistress holstaur?

>> No.34695175

>>34695093
im gonna hug her

>> No.34695192

>>34695173
I'm gonna kiss her too

>> No.34695268
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34695268

>>34691168

>> No.34695272

>>34692740
>Based Anglo colonizer

>> No.34695285

>>34691682
Not that poster but this ones pretty good

>> No.34695305

>>34695173
Yes.

>> No.34695317

>>34695173
I don't find the two on the right all that attractive, so I'm gonna have to go with no.

>> No.34695320 [SPOILER] 
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34695320

>>34692771
I never got why it was "White" Anglo as if theres any other kind of Anglo. It should be "ASP"

>> No.34695321

>>34691183
What sort of base, animal acts can you get a tanuki to do for money?

>> No.34695379

>>34693531
>Monsters arguing over mundane details about what boys like despite the fact that both are hugless, kissless, handholdless virgins

>> No.34695411

>>34695321
Anon, you got it all wrong. Tanukis will pay you good money to dive into your trashcan, topple it over, and roll around the refuse.

>> No.34695418

>>34694569
That's why the ideal situation is men in power with monster wives

>> No.34695435

>>34694569
Stop thinking of 2d women as 3dpd

>>34695418
ideal for you

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34695444

>>34691168

>> No.34695467

>>34695435
>ideal for you
Pardon?

>> No.34695477

>>34695418
t. /tg/

>> No.34695490

>>34694478
*Action music starts*

*Strike* *Strike* *Block* *Kick*

*Duster sends Countess Oochi skittering across the room, leaving claw marks on the floor*

"Too late, I've got your number Ms. Duster--Or should I say: 005!" *She launches herself towards the helpless Kiki, who slides out of the way at the last second, revealing the trap she set behind her. The large spidergirl trips helplessly over a cable which tightens and hauls her upwards, securing her upside-down from the ceiling*

"My, my," quips Agent Duster, as she shoots her cuffs, "What a tangled web we weave."

*Jazz sting plays over her smug grin*

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34695515

>>34695477
>implying
I'm kind of sad that only my low-effort posts seem to get (you)s

>> No.34695543

>>34695379
Gonna bully them both by posting a dick pic.

>> No.34695563

>>34695418
>That's why the ideal situation is black men in power with monster wives
fixed

>> No.34695570

> 34695563
giantessfag pls stop we know it's you

>> No.34695580

>>34695515
>I was merely pretending

>> No.34695583

>>34695580
Everyone here posts ironically, though

>> No.34695602

>>34695379
>said monsters are also extremely old and so their notions about what boys do and do not like are severely outdated

>> No.34695628

>>34693469
>>34693498
How hard would a succ seethe if a guy dated a h*man girl over her?

>> No.34695635

Nobody respond to it. Just ignore and report

>> No.34695647

>>34695173
>Not slim strong grazer tomboy

Shoggy Doggy, anon

>> No.34695657
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34695657

>>34695602
That's cute
>monster with an accent you've never heard before trying to offer fine horses and an expertly crafted lance
>day after another monster does the same but with an axe instead
They should just go for the eternal "I don't know what he likes" gift. Alcohol

>> No.34695692

>>34695657
>male in question swore off alchohol after seeing his friend get drunk with a group of red oni
>the two mamono utterly baffled at the prospect of a male who doesn't drink
>"What now?"

>> No.34695701

>>34695692
>refusing all those gifts
At that point he's begging to be raped. Any mg court will take their side too

>> No.34695719

Now that I think about it the conflict between the order and monsters can be solved with alcohol easily.

>> No.34695740

>>34695657
but i hate alcohol, it just tastes like cough syrup which is just awful

>> No.34695772
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34695772

>>34695692
>>34695740
Where are all these teetotallers coming from today? Go drink fizzy water or something

>> No.34695786

>>34695657
>Both Monsters, an Ancient Echidna and her CC Dark Mage best friend, show up at your house and make martinis
>You sit nervously while they stare at you hungrily and lewdly sip their drinks, eating their olives and cocktail onions with an unnecessary amount of lips, teeth, and tongue involved.
>Eventually they announce that you've 'had too much' (you've had a half a drink) and should lie down on the sofa cradled between the two plush women, their hot spicy breath on your neck and ears as they lull you to sleep

>> No.34695804

>>34695772
Which MG's like Sour Beer? I tried some for the first time the other day at a friend's house, it was awesome.

>> No.34695823

>>34695772
fizzy water is just as yucky
Only drink milk

>> No.34695827
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34695827

>>34695719
The answer was in plain sight all along

>> No.34695841

>>34695827
Winegoat no

>> No.34695843

>>34695823
>Only drink milk
You must have very strong bones and a lot of acne

>> No.34695846

>>34695827
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME!
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME!

>> No.34695861

>>34695843
I have a lot of bones and strong acne

>> No.34695862

>>34695772
Drinking is no fun unless it's with friends. I never drank until I started hanging out with my buds more, now I enjoy it.

>> No.34695873

>>34695843
Does milk cause acne?
I've never had it.
And I've yet to break a bone.

>> No.34695877
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34695877

>>34695804
Sounds like something older folk girls like trolls would enjoy. Speaking of, I want more troll and vampire subspecies

>> No.34695888

>>34695490
Going to take my loli Kiki to go see Agent Duster and watch her face light up as 005 defeats the bad girl. Also going to have to watch out for improvised traps around the house.

>> No.34695891

>>34695772
i just dont get it, all i taste is the alcohol, that very nasty chemical taste, and just baffled how some people drink stuff like everclear

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34695900

>>34695841
Winegoat yes!

>> No.34695918

>>34695786
>tell both to close their eyes
>take the dark mages hat
>put it on the echidna

>> No.34695942

>>34695900
And here I thought winegoats are supposed to be good drinkers

>> No.34695951

>>34695740
>>34695891
You guys do realize you drink alchy to get drunk and not for the taste right? Honestly though if you don't drink it's probably a good thing, saves alot of money that way

>> No.34695995

>>34695918
>Confused Dark Mage
>Smug looking Echidna
>Anon still smoothed between two pairs of giant, super-soft CC booba

>> No.34696003

>>34695628
Monsters don't cuck humans or try to temp men away from human women they are with. A most a monster would use a cursed item to monsterize the woman.

>> No.34696004

>>34695846
I'd watch a mamono version of Cheers.
I wonder which character becomes what mamono, though.

>> No.34696021

>>34694569
Anything ran by women is a bad idea.

>> No.34696048
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>>34695995
Anon needs to grope their asses to assert dominance or they'll never take him seriously. It's the only way

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>>34691168

>> No.34696056
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34696056

Deadly mamono in scary-looking armor trying to act cute is my fetish

>> No.34696087
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34696087

>here comes the airplane anon
>chuuuu~

>> No.34696098
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34696098

>>34696087
thats a very cute airplane

>> No.34696100

>>34696087
How can there be an aeroplane if you aren't holding a spoon?
Honestly, these succs need to learn how things work in this world.

>> No.34696114
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34696114

>"Talk with me. The mistress says we do not socialize enough."

>> No.34696123

>>34696114
Shut up goober

>> No.34696247

>>34696114
>monsters trying to socialize with you
Eww no, no matter how horny I'm my autism blocks any form of interaction with others.

>> No.34696256

>>34696114
>Be a Mage in M1 at the Mage Academy
>Cutie-Patootie Autist Vampire lab partner says we need to spend lots of time together so we'll do well in class
>She followed me home and is relaxing on my twin bed reading one of my sci-fi novels (out loud, with different voices for the characters) while I try to cook dinner from the random stuff in my cupboard
>She stares deep into my eyes while we eat at my tiny table
>She asks whether I prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon for when we cuddle later

>> No.34696259

>>34693498
You mean the imaginary five-star restaurant across the street?

>> No.34696352

>>34696087
LateNight is a national treasure.

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34696410

>>34696352
Wurm agrees.

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>>34696410

>> No.34696473

>>34696259
That's not how that analogy works, /tg/bro...

>> No.34696481
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34696481

New helltaker stuff
update game, go to chapter select and pick "EX"

>> No.34696498

>>34696481
>cringetakes
No thanks

>> No.34696507

>>34696498
Since when was helltaker cringe?

>> No.34696514
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34696514

Is it true that sons of a ryu must marry the oldest unmarried shrine maiden? Cause I met this ushi-oni out in the forest when I was younger and promised to marry her if she let me ride her home and well I didn't have to walk the rest of the way up the mountain

>> No.34696536

>>34696507
Always was.

>> No.34696537

>>34696410
>>34696459
I can't believe LNcat is fucking dead...

>> No.34696546

>>34696514
Sounds like a good movie idea--Ushi-Oni RomCom sounds awesome

>> No.34696552

>>34696536
I honestly don't see it
I think the series is cool

>> No.34696556

>>34696481
New girl? She's cute.

>> No.34696565
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34696565

>>34696537
Marshmallow cats are nigh indestructible.

>> No.34696572

>>34696537
say it ain't so, anon
LN would never do that

>> No.34696602

>>34696552
This is 4chan, of course anything popular is considered 'cringe'

>> No.34696609

>>34696602
I would of thought this thread was a little different

>> No.34696613

>>34696602
So it doesn't occur to you that popular things can also be genuinely bad? Like Helltaker is?

>> No.34696617

I saw an image of the multiple Sabers of fate lined up and I wonder.... does it counts as cheating to sex alternate versions of your waifu? Does it counts as cheating if your waufu fucks alternate versions of you?

>> No.34696640

>>34696617
Only if you're white

>> No.34696647

>>34696617
cheating unless you all have an innate psychic bond and therefore all instances of a person feel everything that one of them does.

>> No.34696662

>>34696609
This thread is unfortunately full of /tg/fags like
>>34696640
who want to ruin monster girls for everyone

>> No.34696676

>>34696481
Are there more puzzles?

>> No.34696680

>>34696662
Yeah guy asking aboung cucking is pretty heckin based no need to be racist

>> No.34696681

>>34696613
Does it even have enough contents to be considered 'bad'? All it is a simple puzzle game that takes about 30 minutes without any actual stories or even lores. Your 'opinion' is just a kneejerk reaction to be a contrarian toward anything mainstream that you have picked up in this mongolian basket weaving forum

>> No.34696686

>>34696681
Anon couldn't make it past the first puzzle dont be too hard on him

>> No.34696693

>>34696676
Yeah its a handfull of extra puzzles with a bit of story

>> No.34696697

>>34696680
I quoted the wrong guy sorry. I meant to call the guy who asked about cucking the /tg/fag.

>> No.34696715
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34696715

>>34696617
In Fate Liz and Carmilla are the same person. They sure as hell would kill the other if they learned you fucked one of them.

>> No.34696725

>>34696617
Cheating as they are not the same person.

>> No.34696777

>>34696681
>Your opinion is bad and wrong because... it just is, okay?! YOU ARE BAD! STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE YOU MEANIE!
Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down, will you?
Just because the game is short doesn't make it good. The only memorable thing about it was music and the amount of people who were shilling it everywhere, probably because for some reason it was their first exposure to monstergirls (nevermind that mgs in question are below even cosplay-tier, but let's not go there). Shit's more bland than monmusu.

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34696807

All you crying fags need a visit from a Bogey.

>> No.34696814

>>34696807
Bogey would have been perfect if it wasnt for the stitched together look

>> No.34696826

Fuck me, all I said was that there was new game stuff.
why you fuckers gotta have a meltdown?

>> No.34696828

>>34696777
>calm down
I'm not the one who's typing in caps
>It's cringe because of people shilling it
In other words, 'being a contrarian'

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34696868

>>34696826
Don't be sad anon. Just leave them to their shit and post what you like about Helltaker.

>> No.34696870

>>34696807
>>34696814
I dislike Bogey's appearance, the stitches and plush toy are kinda weird
But her profile is easily one of the best, definitely would marry one, appearances be damned

>> No.34696889

>>34696868
Pandemonica best girl.

>> No.34696897
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34696897

>>34696868
needs abs

>> No.34696901

>>34696870
plush toy would have been really cute but its just the stitches that ruin her

>> No.34696919

>>34696828
Ah so you're just going to pretend that you're retarded, ok /v/fag

>> No.34696920

>>34696901
i like scars and stitches, but i dont like plush toys

>> No.34696924

>>34696814

I love bogeys, but a part of me is somewhat unnerved by the thought of literally pulling one open

>> No.34696937

>>34696826
>one anon says that he doesn't like the game
>another immediately flies into rage
/tg/ is going all out today

>> No.34696945

>>34696556
>Just played it
No

>> No.34696967

I'm sure if this is some autist falseflagging but tg posting is a very specific kind of shitposting and not any post you disagree with. I'm dropping it now so we can get back to discussing monstergirls

>> No.34696977

>>34696870
I think it would be easier to accept if she was a tsukumogami. I don't know why KC decided to say they were real flesh and blood.

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>>34696967
You mean discussing how cute little demons are.

>> No.34696998
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34696998

>>34696987
They are extremely cute

>> No.34697006

Would you pull a helltaker?
Traversing through dagerous territory to get to your waifu/harem?

>> No.34697025
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34697025

>>34696826

I mean serious question. Unless the setting has outright garbage monster girls, like MGQ and you cant enjoy it without being reminded of picky or murderous MGs. Why cant we just assume that when girls of other settings are posted they are a MGE version or one that got MGE monsterized? This is how I always handle it and it works well.

See I have no idea of the original setting, if any exists, for this Oni. I just assume her to be a MGE Oni and apply the setting to her.

>> No.34697028

>>34697006
>harem
No
>waifu
yes

>> No.34697032

>>34697006
All I need to do is run out into the sand dunes. Easy peasy

>> No.34697039

>>34696967
>is a very specific kind of shitposting and not any post you disagree with
Having a literal meltdown because someone disliked a game is the samy type of shitposting tho

>> No.34697070

>>34697025
becuase that is annoying
As much as I like MGE, its become a black hole for this thread becuase people go apeshit at anything that isnt the perfect set up
having to go out of your way to say that your current subect isnt about MGE should of never become what it is

>> No.34697077

>>34697039
>2 lines of text
>meltdown
Yes I can see the debris flying

>> No.34697092

>>34697025
Because this isn't MGE thread. Never was, and, hopefully, never will be.

>> No.34697109

>>34697077
That's 2 lines too much cosidering that the original post was just 3 words

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34697122

>vapes in your direction
>purrs in your direction

>> No.34697138
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34697138

>>34691845
>Dragon burnt down my farm in modded minecraft
I've about had it with these stinky lizards.

>> No.34697145

>>34697070?
Everything I know that has monster girls in either has MGE rules injected or is automatically trashed by this thread for various reasons
Though I will say it just depends on whos actually looking at the thread at the time, seeing as thats how we get complaint posts half a day after the things been posted

>> No.34697147
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34697147

>>34696987
You mean discussing how lewd little demons are.

>> No.34697166

>>34697147
I want to finger a pearloli demon's cunny while nibbling on her blueberries

>> No.34697169

>>34697147
But I like tall older women...

>> No.34697171

>>34697109
Please don't blow it out of proportion and try to make it a drama. It clearly answers to a question, not a 3 word post

>> No.34697183

>>34691221
This is my all-time favourite doujin, and nothing will ever top it. Brown-skinned girls aren't even my preference, but Hebri is the perfect blend of cute and lewd. Though Mitsugi's Yuel gives her some stiff competition.

>> No.34697195

>>34696114
So, uh... What does a Succubus like you do on her days off?

>> No.34697211

>>34697169
>tall long legged demon
>in high heels
>CLICK CLACK

>> No.34697214

>>34696114
How haven't you blinked for 20 minutes?

>> No.34697217

>>34697025
I don't care about MGE.I'm not going to bother people talking about it, but I'm not going to change things to fit them into MGE setting either.

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34697235

>>34696870
>>34696814
I like the stitches. Gives her an appearance of an old, beloved blanket/stuffed animal important enough it had to be fixed rather then thrown out. I have a neurological disorder and still use a comfort blanket despite being 27. It's part of the reason I feel like she's tailor made (pardon the pun, I had to.) for me.

>> No.34697247
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34697247

Moff

>> No.34697256

>>34697211
Why do they do this when they can teleport all around. I already have enough fetishes too...

>> No.34697278
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34697278

Would a Robot Fighting League be illegal in the MG world? anons have to equip and gear up their waifus for friendly matches where lasers,missiles and weapons of mass destruction clutter the sky

>> No.34697284

>>34697145
>or is automatically trashed by this thread for various reasons
And why should you care about thread's opinion

>> No.34697300

>>34697278
is boxing illegal?
They'd probably have some restrictions on weight class, weapons, etc. but I imagine you could find it.

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34697306

Gonna stick my dick through the bars on the hellhound cage, wish me luck

>> No.34697313
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34697313

>move to Zipangu
>yakuza boss nurarihyon knocks on your door
>exhales smoke into your face
>Boya...
>Welcomes you, but keeps talking about how dangerous these streets are, especially for foreigners
>it would be such a shame if some thug were to rape you
>makes you an offer you can't refuse
>now you have to marry one of her minions

>> No.34697326

>>34695418
Based desu senpaitachi

>> No.34697327

>>34694546
Actually MGQ. It also really influenced how I write porn.

>> No.34697329

>>34697235
Yeah, that's probably what KC was aiming at, a warm blanket to cuddle with.
>>34696870
Also, remember anons, you're free to change designs and profiles to suit yourself. Just imagine a cuddly Bogey without stitches if they do not appeal to you.

>> No.34697362

>>34697284
No point in talking about something if the only resposes are REEEE and bringing up whatever bad thing thats there and then getting told to fuck off.
The only reason to care is to try and keep topics fresh, which is an increasingly uphill battle

>> No.34697388

>>34697278
Anon, people would love that, although there would be rules so a maidbot doesn't go up against a modified siege model.

>> No.34697411

>>34697362
If you're just going to bend over because some autist screeched loud enough, of course topics are going to be stale and repetetive.

>> No.34697416

>>34697211
Counterpoint: Bottom heavy loli demon in high heels that make her plump young blueberry ass look even better.

>> No.34697420

>>34697362
Hit us with a fresh topic bro, just keep it /comfy/, that's why we're all in this thread. Talking about harsh subjects like war, disease, politics, etc. should be reserved for the /tg/ thread

>> No.34697421

>>34697411
you find me a setting that people both know and doesnt turn into a REEing match

>> No.34697425
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34697425

>tfw no goatgirl horde

>> No.34697447

>>34697138
If you were to find a dragon's stash of items in minecraft and took her stuff, would she see that as a crime equivalent to stealing from her hoard irl?

>> No.34697456

>>34697425
Thats a lot of bleeting.

>> No.34697465
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>>34697421
Helltaker honestly, The only reason it got Ree earlier is that fanmade comic with the goat fucker. theres more than enough people that like the game/comics
Then theres EMG, where people are pretty much burnt out on hate and can just enjoy the girls
or you can do what the setting has done for donkey's years and just talk about the monster girls from a non MG-prominent setting, like dragon's crown or RE: monster

>> No.34697466

>>34697420
also no spiderbutts

>> No.34697473

>>34697313
>Turn your back to her.
>Tear off your disco shirt and suit to reveal crudely drawn temporary dragon tattoo on back.
>Fend off with bicycle.

>> No.34697480

>>34697411
From the way you talk it sounds like you want to post some crossborder shit that nobody want to hear about under the guise of "trying to keep it fresh" then get angry that nobody wants to hear about the shit fetish or setting you are trying to push.

>> No.34697492
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34697492

>>34697447
Absolutely. And don't even think about borrowing any items from her chest.

>> No.34697504

>>34697480
That's a lot of assumptions out of nowhere. Should I respond in kind and assume that you are that retard who was throwing a fit because people posted a few lol monstergirl pics?

>> No.34697510

>>34697465
>Re:monster
I don't get some the Evo tree for goblins
goblin-hobgoblin-dhampir? Da fuck?

>> No.34697531
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34697531

>>34697480
STOP RESPONDING TO SHIT POSTERS

REPORT AND IGNORE--POST MORE CUTE MONSTERGIRLS

>> No.34697543

>>34697504
If I'm wrong then actually post a topic and stop having a pity party over people not letting you post what you want.

>> No.34697547

>>34697510
Thats just RPG nonsense at work
like how in some stories people start their isekais as mook monsters and then become dragonkin or some other powerful bs with a human form

>> No.34697568

>>34697543
I'm not the one complaining about muh thread being mean and angry and stale, idiot

>> No.34697582

>>34697510
Should be a bug bear.
A bigger, more fuckoff goblin that'll break into your house to kidnap you.

>> No.34697594

New Topic--what Monstergirls make the best rock-climbing buddies? I have a deep need for a short sporty Lich tomboy in skimpy climbing spats and halter with chalk all over her hands

>> No.34697614

>>34697594
>Ushi-Oni standing sideways on the rockface
>Wurm knocks the cliff down and stands triumphant on the rubble
>Mershark wishes she could join anon

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>>34697313
*COUGHING*

>> No.34697619

>>34697510
yeah it gets pretty wild
https://re-monster.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin_Evolution_Diagram

>> No.34697634

>>34697614
Aw, now I feel sad about Mershark--tell her not to worry, we're going cliff-diving next

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>>34697594
any of the goat ladies

>> No.34697654

>>34697594
I'm thinking Dorome, she can make spots for you to grab onto as you climb. Just don't grip too hard, it might make it hard for her to maintain it. You also probably wouldn't want to call them "hand holds", she'd probably think that was too lewd and it would have a similar effect.

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34697655

Just how soft is Moff-Fu? I feel like just touching it would be an insta-loss for most Anons

>> No.34697659
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34697659

I want to marry

>One green orc
>One oni
>One amazon
>One ogre

>> No.34697669

>>34697634
There's still the matter of getting her up the cliff in the first place. Either she's about to do a serious training montage to have the upper body strength of a god, or you're going to have to princess carry her.

>> No.34697689

>>34697654
>Dorome sits at bottom of the cliff while you free-climb
>She shouts encouragement and/or teases you depending on your mood
>If you fall, she'll catch you in a big goopy puddle
>The penalty is she will strip you out of your climbing spats and make you spend the rest of the day cumming until you learn to be more careful

>> No.34697719

>>34697669
Mmmm, strong muscle shark...

I was thinking she would stay in the pool at the bottom and catch me as I dive, but I like your idea better. Princess carry it is!

although I headcanon mer-types can switch to digitigrade if they want to walk on land for a while

>> No.34697742

>>34697719
>spoiler
There canonically is a spell for this.

>> No.34697747

>>34697659
The fact that KC doesn't have BEEG green muscle Orcs is a travesty. His Ogres need more muscle, or there needs to be a green-type Oni

>> No.34697752

>>34697655
It is soft.
Exceptionally so.

>> No.34697758

>>34697655
insta-loss for most Anons would be a girl willingly talking to them

>> No.34697780

>>34697742
Based, I *really* like legs on a girl and cute feets lol so any MG that doesn't have legs gets some points taken off. I wanna see a tomboy digitigrade Shark girl with some ankle bracelets and a cute toe ring or two, that kinda surf/island girl look is one of my faves.

>> No.34697782

>>34697659
i dont think one human male can physical handle that much mass

>> No.34697803

what would automaton ass smell like?

>> No.34697850

>>34697803
Polish and hydraulic fluid?

>> No.34697873

>>34697747
>tfw the only two monsters in the encyclopedia with visible tone are jinkos and minos
my frustration with KC knows no end when will he give us more muscular monster girls, and not that cardio bunny "I do crunches everyday" bullshit

>> No.34697882

>>34697659
I want to marry a very strong a thicc orc
https://i.imgur.com/nzMO2dg.png

>> No.34697901

>>34697873
>cardio bunny "I do crunches everyday" bullshit
The best type

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>>34697873
Based Musclegirl enjoyer. Although my headcanon is most of the girls have individuals that are STRONK, there's likely variation within a species.

But yeah, Oni, Amazon, Orcs, most beastgirls, Dragons, etc. should all be built in my book

>>34697782
Try me

>>34697752
>>34697758
>Ditzy floofy MOFF girl who just wants to cuddle with her big dumb hubby

Yes please--do Moths ever come with a dommy personality? I'd like one that enjoys making me as simple ditzy as she is

>> No.34697913

Do you guys think that there is an entire monster girl village filled with CC spinsters?

>> No.34697914

>>34697803
gasoline

>> No.34697929

>>34697912
Most likely.
A dom moth isn't outside the realm of possibility.

>>34697882
That's some good greenskin

>> No.34697933

>>34697782
I will find out

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>>34697913
I hope so, imagine being the village bike for a bunch of CC Foxes all scheming and tricking each other in order to have you for themselves.

>> No.34697985

The best girls are built like a brick house and that is the truth

>> No.34697992

>>34697913
Sounds like a Dragonia cemetery.

>> No.34698058

>>34697979
I can't find the original pic

>> No.34698067

>>34697992
would it be called grave robbing, if I stole a couple of dragon zombies away?

>> No.34698127

Angels suck

>> No.34698130

>>34698067
Yes, your punishment is to become their new horde

>> No.34698141

Nooo!!! i don't want to spend the rest of my life in a Lamia's coils!

>> No.34698150
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>>34691168

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>>34698141
Embrace your new life, human.

>> No.34698161

>>34698058
https://e-hentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

>> No.34698169

>>34698130
I wanted to hug them anyways

>> No.34698193

>>34698159
Oh no! Pharaoh and Apophis have used fusion!

>> No.34698195

>>34697747
It's a fucking mood knowing that Orcs were never really green skinned until Warhammer and Warcraft.

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>>34691168

>> No.34698245

I want to draw dumb monster girls, give me ideas, so I can draw some

>> No.34698251

>>34698161
Thanks!

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34698256

Lol, this panel never fails to make me laugh.

>> No.34698262

>>34698245
A Lich in skimpy workout shorts and sports bra limbering up

>> No.34698297

>>34698161
I want this but with a Ryu or an Ushi

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>> No.34698307

>>34698245
Holst studying a book about the cowgirl position, holding the book upside down saying she doesn't get it

>> No.34698310

>>34698130
so, they like doppelganger potions, huh?

>> No.34698314

>>34698193
*Polymerization, they both play children's card games remember?

>> No.34698327

>>34698245
An Ushi-Oni having difficulty going through a doorway because of her spider legs.

>> No.34698358

>>34698314
>Pharaoh and Apophis are having their final showdown, Their kingdoms, and Anon, on the line
>Before the match starts, the Apophis cackles evilly before declaring
>"The winner gets Anon and complete control of the kingdom, the loser.... GETS SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM!"
>Anon pipes up from where they have him tied up so he doesn't try to run away while they are playing their very serious card game to decide the fate of the kingdom
>"that threat kinda loses all meaning when you two settle EVERYTHING with a children's card game and the loser always "gets sent to the shadow realm"

>> No.34698372

>>34698245
Harpy staring at a scale with a ton of steel and a ton of feathers confused and muttering "but steel is heavier than feathers"

>> No.34698376

>>34698358
I would dick both those nerds down

>> No.34698388

>>34698358
Now I want R63 Kaiba as the Blue Eyes White Dragon waifu

>> No.34698426
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34698426

>>34691168
Breed the seacubi.

>> No.34698514
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34698514

Are all elves such big pushovers?

>> No.34698537

>>34698426
That is some big, meaty tail

>> No.34698557

>>34698514
Dark elves are so good exactly because they are fierce, making them the same type of UwU as other elves is kinda missing the point

>> No.34698578
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34698578

>>34698388
Nooooo

>> No.34698743

>>34697882
>https://i.imgur.com/nzMO2dg.png
I want to breed orcs so much.

>> No.34698844
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34698844

How cool is your monster daughter, anon?

>> No.34698866
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>>34698743
Do you?

>> No.34698878
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34698878

>>34698844
That's my daughter, so very cool.

>> No.34698893

>>34698866
If I saw that, lets just say I would be stuck like king Arthurs sword

>> No.34698919

>>34698866
Fuck, this makes me wanna BREED like mad. I'd sire an entire horde of orcs. That pic does unimaginable things to me.

>> No.34698938

>>34697092
>Because this isn't MGE thread.

Isnt it? De facto it is, though I wouldnt mind if a MGE General thread was posted rather than just Monster Girl. I also wonder how many people would be left in the original Monster Girl thread if all the guys with MGE waifus leave to MGE General. I have a feeling what happened with /tg/ will happen to the Monster Girl thread if all the MGEfans leave.

The reason why the MG thread is so mobile is because how much the anons are invested in it and it happened because how MGE provides the "everyone gets their dream waifu" experience without having to imagine a convulted scenario of why such a hot girl is into you or be a badass yourself. I think if you take away the MGE aspects, that motivation would be gone.

>> No.34698951
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>>34698893
>>34698919
Bad anons

>> No.34698977

>>34698951
no, I want the green eggs and hams

>> No.34698997

>>34698951
Call me however you want to. The light of her muscular beauty burns all the woes and worries.

>> No.34699000

Jinkos are noble and pure.

>> No.34699016
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>>34699000
Pure love

>> No.34699027

>>34699016
jeez, that is so cute

>> No.34699080
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34699080

Someone on MGR provided a tentative translation for that alraune profile from Comic Gaira.
>Comment from Kenkou Cross: Two people trapped in a demon flower become one flower. They spend eternity in sweet pleasure and produce offspring as they seek each other out. In front of me was the image of "you" who stepped into the forest as you were invited. The expression on the face of the princess of Alraune, who calls herself the most beautiful flower in the world, makes me fall in love with her just thinking about her future with "you". For Alraune, a monster with an unparalleled obsession with blooming beautifully, this is the "most beautiful" appearance.
>SPEC
>Gender:Female
>Age: 19
>Race:Alraune
>Ability: Her body exudes a sweet scent that makes human men fall in love with her. Anyone who smells it will have their head melted and be filled with thoughts of メイルーチェ (her name)! It is also possible to create detailed scents that have a strong effect only on a specific person.
>Genitalia: The female form in flowers is the stamen organ. In other words, they exist for breeding, so every part of their body is sexually sensitive.

>> No.34699084

I want to have a stern autist tank robutt maid, where do I go to obtain such a waifu?

>> No.34699183

>>34699084
scavenge ancient ruined fortresses

>> No.34699208

>>34699183
how they won't let me at the adventuring guild until I get a partner, I want a robutt only

>> No.34699237

>>34699208
Just make your own

>> No.34699254

>>34699208
go in anyway, rules are for squares

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>>34691168

>> No.34699267

>>34699237
where should I buy the parts from then?

>> No.34699284

>>34699254
how am I supposed to slip past the guards they have posted at the front?

>> No.34699305

>>34699267
From that Electronics store that just so happened to open up recently ran by that cute Tanuki girl.

>> No.34699308

>>34699016
Imagine the massive vibrations from her purring under your hands.

>> No.34699336

>>34699308
*chuffing

>> No.34699340

>>34699305
I just checked and they have amazing prices like two buck a core, a buck for frames, half a cent for ass and tits upgrades, and the best deal of all, weapons and ammo are free. That store must be robutt lovers heaven

>> No.34699362

>>34699016
One thing for a kitty to show you the tummy
Another thing to let you touch the tummy

>> No.34699366

What would a monster do if her ability to digest her incubi husband's semen was outpaced by his ability to produce it? Would she try to stuff herself with as much as physically possible and wring out the rest with handjobs and titfucks?

>> No.34699374
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34699374

>>34699336
Thanks for teaching me a new word.

>> No.34699400

https://twitter.com/kinkymation/status/1392192791724412930
Poke alraune girl

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>> No.34699480

>>34698297
>>34698161
>Oh? You want to make love to me?
>Unbelievable. You must be crazy to want an old Ryu like me.
>As you can see, my body has long outlived its feminine usefulness
>Ara, well? How is this old Ryu's vaginia?
>Sure you would rather cover yourself in BBQ sauce and wait at a gloryhole instead?

>> No.34699508

>>34699080
This flower sounds really fucking hot.

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>>34691168

>> No.34699537

>>34699480
All any old monster girl needs to tell me to get fucking and bucking my hips is that you mustn't want an old lady like me

>> No.34699617

>>34698866
I would breed her until I pass out, and I think she would be more than happy to take me up on that offer.

>> No.34699629

>>34699435
Eat your greens, anon.

>> No.34699649
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>>34699617
>She takes the offer
>Eventually anon passes out
>When he regains consciousness he's surrounded by a dozen smug orcs
>He was never seen again

>> No.34699658 [SPOILER] 
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34699658

Here i bring robutt sketch

>> No.34699684

>>34699658
There is something really disturbing about that face.

>> No.34699692

>>34699658
head and position of the face looks a little too low
but very nice body

>> No.34699741

>>34699080

She's a cute flower. I'd love to plant her in my garden and give her all the water and sun she needs.

>> No.34699761
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Moo

>> No.34699769

>>34699080
alraune nectar on my pancakes
alraune nectar on my waffles
alraune nectar on my bacon
alraune nectar on meals it has no business being put on
alraune nectar in my post-workout shakes
alraune nectar straight from the tap
alraune nectar to go with my alraune nectar

>> No.34699804

Been having cute thoughts about my waifu lately. Her work involves designing and making all manner of magical tools, but for a hobby she takes an interest in figurines and dolls. Plushies are he favorite, because they are so fluffy, and soft and cute and she just wants to hug them (when no one is watching).

This is all a huge secret that she tries to keep from me, and she'd definitely think of some way to punish me if she knew that I knew.

>> No.34699822

>>34699804
Your waifu isn't a Gremlin, is she?

>> No.34699869

>>34699822
Nope. But she's kind of short (usually—my concept of her is vague at times).

She's very domineering on the surface (and in general), but somewhere beyond that facade is a pure and delicate maiden that wants to be loved and hugged just as affectionately as a stuffed doll.

>> No.34699884

>>34699869
She a dwarf or something then?

>> No.34699897

>>34699658
Cool, will be nice to see the finished drawing.
>>34699684
Something often feels off about the way he draws faces, but I think in this case it's mostly because it's still a sketch.

>> No.34699950
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34699950

>>34691168

>> No.34699953

>>34699884
She is a twisted being of malice and destruction. Beautiful yet deadly. Harbinger of chaos, she bows to neither gods nor kings. She seeks the absolute freedom that lies beyond the horizon.

Or something like that. She likes giving pep talks before date night. Date night is sometimes intense.

>> No.34699988

>>34699080
>they exist for breeding
Sometimes when I read translated phrases I wonder if that's how it reads in the original language and if I'm comprehending it correctly. It's more like getting an overall feeling of what they're trying to say as opposed to understanding the message

>> No.34700005

>>34699804
Sounds like the kind of girl who would either make or adopt a living doll daughter.

>> No.34700021

>>34699950
>Dragon waifu takes you to family get together
>You can tell the exact location of her wock cousin at all times because of how much she stands out compared to the other dragons

>> No.34700067

>>34700005
She'd be jealous of me hugging the daughter. She's already pretty antagonistic towards Bogeys. Along with most other species of MGs.

I'm sure she'll make a great mother someday. If she could overcome feeling like she is in direct competition with the kid. She'd punish me for posting this.

>> No.34700075
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34700075

I want to go all the way back to the Beginner Town to recruit se.. adventuring partners.

>> No.34700084

>>34700075
All Salamanders are great, but there's just something extra special about lolimanders you know?

>> No.34700088

>>34699400
>kinkymation
Yuck

>> No.34700096

>>34699804
>>34699953
>>34700067
Your wife is cute but you should really help her with her self-esteem.

>> No.34700118
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34700118

Drink milk

>> No.34700143

>>34700118
Don't have to tell me twice.
Unpasteurised is really good, so I'll bet fresh from the tap is even better.

>> No.34700170

>>34700075
>ultra-high level adventurer challenges level 1 salamander to a duel
pls do not bully the rookie warriors
even though they'd be even more eager to duel if they knew just taking your dick would result in gaining a dozen levels

>> No.34700180

Succubi rock

>> No.34700201
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>>34700118
spider milk

>> No.34700213

>>34700180
>I wanna fuck!
>Fuck!

>> No.34700215

>>34700170
Too bad for them those levels will only raise their fertility stat.

>> No.34700222

>>34700096
The funny thing is she thinks I'm the one with self esteem issues. She got a bit of a dark messiah complex to her, but she'd rather see me content after a job well done than see me hiding from my problems in fluffy comfort.

She does have weird hold-ups about kids, though.

>> No.34700224

>>34700180
I'm more interested in succubi metal, but succubi funk also sounds appealing.

>> No.34700238

>>34700224
succwave

>> No.34700245
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>>34699629
but not all of them anon

>> No.34700253

>>34700238
Wouldn't that just be listening to regular synthwave while getting sucked off by a succubus?

>> No.34700255
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>>34700224
>>34700238
DJ Succ knows her shit.

>> No.34700257

>>34700238
sounds like a forbidden technique a chuuni succ would use on someone

>> No.34700272

>>34700255
>uhh yeah man it's called ushi and the skullfuckers, kind of obscure, not surprised if you haven't heard of em

>> No.34700357
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34700357

>>34700201
Is sticking it in the spinneret embarrassing for the guy or the gal?

>> No.34700510

Is there a place for western monster girls?

>> No.34700516

>>34700084
>something extra special about lolimanders
Very true, no other monsters have the same kind of combination of cute and erotic.

>>34700170
>spoiler
I like to think they haven't given any thought to that, and react with amazement and total "blushing maiden"-mode to defeat sex

>> No.34700517
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>>34700510
>western monster girls

disgusting

>> No.34700534

>>34700510
>western monster girls?
This is basically furry

>> No.34700576

>>34700510
We already have thunderbirds and ocelomehs

>> No.34700602

>>34697594
Salamander. Too bad her tail melts all the plastic hand holds she passes at the gym. She's got a great dyno.

>> No.34700613

>>34700245
This is so good, please keep practicing Anon.

Also, can you post the alt with the goggles? It's a good reaction image for the Blackpill threads.

>> No.34700630

>>34700517
Either have a spray tan or dye your hair blonde. Don't do both. And especially don't do both when your cheek bones say "You don't need to see my ID anymore".

>> No.34700634

>>34697147
source on that?

>> No.34700698
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>>34700118
>>34700143
this, but without the sketchy pills
just pure mamanomana doing it's magic work

>> No.34700712
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>>34700613
I have it saved with the blue background, would you prefer red? It's a simple edit.

>> No.34700768

>>34700255
>This is Succi Casem, back with your Monster City Top 100
>Coming in at #2 for all of our virgins in the audience, Separate Ways by the band Journey!
>By the way, between this and our next song, I'd love to hear from our male listeners

>> No.34700800

>>34700768
I'm going to call in to the station and proclaim my love for hellhounds with thighs strong enough to smash watermelons on their own.

>> No.34700801

>>34700712
It's awesome, thanks bro. Greenworm is my new fave reaction image.

>> No.34700813

>>34700698
Based and Redpilled, having kids is always the Chad decision.

>> No.34700829

>>34700768
Hi DJ Succ! My name is Warren, and I'm from Boise, Idaho, and I just wanna say I love your show, but not as much as I love my Kikimora Meido! She and I both love listening while we do chores, thanks for all you do!

>> No.34700831

>>34700118
What is best in life?
"To drink the milk
To see your husband drink it before you
And to hear him cum inside you."

>> No.34700836
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34700836

Bapho's onii-chan has got to be the best job a man could ever get.

Basically you just fetch her a cup of tea to start the day, maybe a bite to eat as well when lunchtime rolls around. Give a few dickings throughout the day for mana resupply, and distract her from her work by molesting her cute, little, bapho body. But largely, you get to do your own thing. Best of all, you get to do it from the upmost floor or tower of a beautiful, ornate temple that has a great view of the town and countryside. And don't forget to sample her hand-crafted potions without her permission. Especially the one that says Cunny Wrecker - EXPERIMENTAL!

>> No.34700902

>>34691168
You think anyone rich and famous is into this?

>> No.34700920

>>34700836
Cunny good

>> No.34700925

>>34700836
How do you tell your mom about this?

>> No.34700929

>>34700902
Yeah, me.

>> No.34700932

>>34700902
Monster girls are for the working man.

>> No.34700948

>wurms causing too much collateral damage
>dl orders the construction of specially made wurmways

>> No.34700950

>>34700836
>Bapho hands me a potion
>CUNNY WRECKER - PREHENSILE
>It's going to be a fun night

>> No.34700953

>>34700925
>>34700925
Turn her into a loli

>> No.34700956

>>34700948
>Giant Ant team digging away to build the Wurmway
>They blush when you tell them that they're doing a great job
>"It ain't much but it's honest work"

>> No.34700963

>>34700836
Baphomets are cute and fluffy...
I wonder if my waifu would be up for some cosplay.

>> No.34701028

>Dangerously Thick CC crow tengu that has been storing books of knowledge for ages.
Dare you seek her repository of knowledge?

>> No.34701044

>>34700956
Giant Ant is a severely underrated girl, just wish they weren't a taur-type.

>> No.34701061

>>34701028
Maybe if she were an owl I would

>> No.34701062

>>34701028
Well, if it's for the sake of posterior-I mean, posterity!

>> No.34701068

>kunoichi wife solemnly reveals that it's time for you to learn one of the forbidden techniques of her clan
>it's just handholding in the missionary position

>> No.34701069
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34701069

>>34701028
I seek the knowledge of the best preening techniques

>> No.34701093

>>34701061
>Eager owlmage in her tree tower noises.

>>34701062
Its not that large.
She just needed bigger seats is all.

>>34701069
>B-but Anon, I have all these books of ancient history and magical techniques!

>> No.34701111

>>34701028
among other things, I suppose

>> No.34701116

>>34701028
I want to learn from her wisdom. I don't know how to impress a girl or how to start a family, so maybe she can help me with some "finding the love of your life" and "marriage with children" for dummies books or something.

>> No.34701123

>>34701028
Keep your lights on as long as you can

>> No.34701137
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>You're loyal to the pharaoh, right Anon? You would never consider the snake, right Anon?

>> No.34701139

>>34701116
Anon no, don't see her secret shelf of 'Finding a Boy!' books that she claims are useless.

>> No.34701151

>>34701028
I could learn so much from her, little know magical knowledge, forgotten parts of history and folklore, and how a virgin nerd can rape a man into submission with a thick body and knowledge of tengu sexual techniques.

>> No.34701152

>>34701139
Why? Does it not work if I just reverse the genders or something?

>> No.34701160

>>34701137
Snussy IS pretty good though

>> No.34701169

>>34701137
Cute neet snek with black sclera VS a lamer wight in a place that's way too hot

>> No.34701177
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>>34701044
Men only want one thing and it's FUCKING DISGUSTING.

>> No.34701194 [SPOILER] 
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>>34701169
You're right. They both suck.

>> No.34701199
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>>34701137
It's not that I have anything against the pharaoh. I just like big snek

>> No.34701204

>>34701151
>This anon was raped by a thick nerd bird

>>34701152
It does but you'll see her notes in the sidebar.

>> No.34701209

>>34701194
Gazer gets to be the queen, then?

>> No.34701216

>>34701194
Cant suck with those sharp teeth

>> No.34701246
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>>34691168

>> No.34701260

>>34701204
What's wrong with that? It's just like guided learning. There's no way she could write something THAT embarrassing, right?

>> No.34701266
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>>34701199
Why can't we all just get along?

>> No.34701269

>>34701266
Because humans are by nature petty creatures.

>> No.34701278

>>34701260
>Will he think I'm a whore if I don't wear panties?
>I wonder how much cleavage is too much to show off.
>Note to self: Look into pregnancy kimono.
>Eggs, Milk, Bread, bacon.

>> No.34701283

>>34700902
Slash once posted a picture of a lavagolem

>> No.34701285
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34701285

>>34701137
Lamias based Lamias based

>> No.34701288

>>34696114
I wanna fuck your ass.

>> No.34701304

>>34701278
I'm going to bring the book up to her and ask her about the last note. Is that some secret recipe for love?

>> No.34701309

>>34701304
>Its...um....breakfast

>> No.34701312
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Is it true that there are no young foxes left and all the foxes left are old hags?

>> No.34701340

>>34701312
>loli fox is secretly an old hag
>her greatest fear is Anon finding out that she is a boomer

>> No.34701347
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>>34701312
I hope so. Hag foxes are way better.

>> No.34701352

>>34701285
Goddamnit I just now realized her name was a fucking pun.

>> No.34701375

>>34701352
All the girls are.

>> No.34701378

>>34701309
How red would she go if I offered to make her breakfast in bed, so as to practice Chapter 7: Things to do when you've gotten her home?

>> No.34701382

>>34701312
Old foxes are good, so there can't be a shortage of people breeding them resulting in young foxes.
>>34701340
If I reject every loli fox saying I'm into mature women, I'm bound to find one of those.

>> No.34701385

>>34701375
SON OF A BITCH. Centoria, Mia...I forgot the other's names but motherfucker how did I not notice that.

>> No.34701387

>>34701378
Anon no! Her heart can't take such pressure!

>> No.34701399

>>34701385
Papi
>Suu is Suulime

>> No.34701425

>>34701385
Rachne the Arachne
Anon are you by chance an idiot?

>> No.34701429
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>tfw you will never watch your p'orc childhood friend grow from cute piglet, to beautiful young woman, to plump milf after you put the first of many litters of piglets in her

>> No.34701451

>>34701425
Anon being an idiot means that he has the best chance out of all of us of getting a waifu harem.

>> No.34701472

>>34701425
Probably

>> No.34701483
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>>34701429
>put the first of many litters of piglets in her
Truly a noble goal.

>> No.34701503

>>34701483
P'orcs are for turning into broodmothers after all. Especially when your wife makes the cutest oinks when she's getting bred.

>> No.34701514

>>34701399
Ok how is Papi a pun? Suu is kind of hard to see though but I may just be retarded.

>> No.34701519

>>34701266
Because being evil makes my wife happy and I can't help but to enable her.

>> No.34701521

>>34701514
Pa-Pi
Har-Pi

>> No.34701522

>>34701514
Papi the Hapi, you know since the nips can't pronounce the r.

>> No.34701545
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>>34691168

>> No.34701576
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34701576

Nothing is better than falling asleep in bed sandwiched on all sides by big monsters.

>> No.34701579
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34701579

>> No.34701580

>>34701522
Son of a...ok that's a pretty good pun.

>> No.34701592

>>34701545
>it's a loli
>a HAUGHTY loli
I wouldn't have even said anything I'd haveve just left.

>> No.34701633

>>34701580
There's also Zombina the zombie
Dopple the doppleganger
TiONIshia the Oni

>> No.34701729
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34701729

>>34701429
Fat! FAT!!

>> No.34701782

>>34701729
Man what a fugly bitch. No wonder she's suck a dickhead with only one giant eye that put's people off. And not only that but her personality is horrible! I'm surprised *anyone* likes her.

>> No.34701785

>>34701429
>tanning oil
I can think of a way to tan that rump without any oil at all

>> No.34701792
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>>34701729

>> No.34701802
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>>34701312
You're just not looking hard enough.

>> No.34701814
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>>34701729
Yes

>> No.34701815

>>34701782
Rude! Gazer is a nice girl who just needs love and understanding.

>> No.34701830
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34701830

>>34701815
>Baka

>> No.34701840

>>34701815
Uh huh. Sure she does.

>> No.34701850

>>34701815
I'd be into a dysfunctional relationship with a gazer.
I'd headbutt that bitch at our wedding before she tackles me and rips off my clothes.

>> No.34701878

>>34701830
>gazer says something mean again
>Anon grabs her
>she smirks, thinking that she has provoked him into another round of angry sex
>he actually just pulls her into a very tight hug.
>"It's not your fault, I understand and appreciate you." He says.
>Gazer can't stop herself from crying.

>> No.34701885
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>>34701814
I still found the reveal about Hitome being pretty neat since it helped explain why she and Oga-san are still fucking massive compared to most humans.

>> No.34701896
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>>34701878
>I'm not crying
>You're crying
>Baka
And then Anon got raped by an angry Gazer.

>> No.34701902
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>You will never be squeezed and soul burned into a coma by your Hebi wife for glancing at a random woman by accident
Snakebros why is Druella so slow with the portals, what's taking her so long

>> No.34701907

>>34701885
How the fuck anyone would find that sexy is beyond me

>> No.34701942

>>34701902
The more that filthy m*nster takes, the faster holy angels will be able to groom and procreate with those courageous schizo souls

>> No.34701955

>>34701902
Lamia are very pretty and good, have children with them!

>> No.34701961

>>34701902
>Legions of Hebis furiously penning angry letters to the Demon Lord and Druella to hurry their fat throne sitters up and bring hubby here NOW
>Followed by furiously penning their raunchy schlickfics and eloquent poetry about their husbands

>> No.34701989

>>34701902
>When your hebi starts getting off on MAMMO BAMMY reshaping her to better fit your tastes.

>> No.34701992 [SPOILER] 
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Did that octopus hair doujin ever come out?

>> No.34701993
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>>34691168

>> No.34702057
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34702057

Is th-that a... A MALE BOY?
I MUST SNIFF.

>> No.34702067

>>34701992
no scans

>> No.34702070

>>34702057
If you toss a cloth over her head she might think it's night and go to sleep.

>> No.34702077

>>34701992
The one with the girl you posted? Literally on Panda. Just not translated.
>>34702067
Baka

>> No.34702099

>>34701199
What if I tug on her nipple spikes and stretch her tits to grandma-levels of saggy tits

>> No.34702121

>>34701199
I want Pharaoh and Snek to be friends so I refuse to talk to either of them until they move past their petty differences.

>> No.34702127

>>34701785
I don't know, "baked ham" is delicious in it's own way.

>> No.34702138

>>34702099
Mamonobanana keeps monster tits from sagging past the point of sexy. Even the oldest of monsters will have relatively perky breasts.

>> No.34702147 [SPOILER] 
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>>34702077
Can't find it no matter how many fucking relevant tags I throw at it.

>> No.34702164
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>>34701992
Where the fuck is Different World Girl vol. 4 you asshole?

>> No.34702179
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>>34702147
>mfw the >>34701992 exact same god damn image didn't appear in file search and wasn't there using monster_girl or demon_girl the first few pages
>try again and find it 2nd page near the top

This is some bullshit I tell you what.

>> No.34702181

>>34702164
>you will never gift your waifu a humangirl sex slave

>> No.34702182

>>34702147
I'm not spoon-feeding because I can't be bothered. But I'm pretty sure it is literally in the new anthology with the Alraune drawn by KC.

>> No.34702202
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>>34691168

>> No.34702221

>Beastly Heart Punch
>"The attack, carried out unconsciously, on the mamono's instincts alone, is in most cases executed faster than the monster herself realizes. Thus the monster approaches the man at such a speed that he cannot react to it, which makes the blow inevitable.Thanks to the pulse of magical power concentrated thanks to the Dark Warriors' animal desire, not only the weapon itself but also the energy scattered around it will become fatal, regardless of whether the man tries to dodge the blow or prevent the attack with his armor. When the man realizes that the Dark Warrior has already reached him, the man's body will already fall silently to the ground, and the Warrior, who has already begun sucking on the man's tool to satisfy her desires, will begin shaking her hips over her prey."
Imagine being an Order squire and watching the biggest, most armored dude in your battle company get one-punched by a warrior monster and get fucked right then and there. How has the Order not given up already?

>> No.34702229

>>34702147
https://exhentai.org/g/1896758/1f7888f6f9/

Only in Chinese or Korean at the moment.

>>34702182
Wow, that was literally less than 10 seconds of searching for him on Panda. Come on, Anon.

>> No.34702267

>>34702181
>when your wife has a thing for corrupting human girls into new wives for you
I wouldn't mind, to be honest.

>> No.34702278

>>34702221
They might have a good dental plan

>> No.34702369
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>> No.34702408

>>34702369
I want to help my vampire wife corrupt her dhampir older sister and/or childhood rival.

>> No.34702424
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>>34702408
I love my family!

>> No.34702432

>>34702424
neat

>> No.34702439

>>34702369
All I'm gonna say is if the teeth aren't sharp enough to make it look like you are getting a blowjob from a bear trap, I don't want it

>> No.34702448

>>34702147
What a stoopid cat

>> No.34702469
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>>34702369
A girl needs a killer smile.

>> No.34702473

>>34702424
How does one rationalize having a daughteru with a slime that lives in her cunny?

>> No.34702500

>>34702473
I think the slime can manifest from other parts of a slime carrier's body, too.

>> No.34702504
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>>34691168

>> No.34702506
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>>34702448
The only monster here is you anon.

>> No.34702519

>>34702473
It doesn't have to come from there.

>> No.34702522
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>>34702369
what are good compliments for waifus with sharp teeth?

>> No.34702531

>>34702506
>"Hey, boya. Know what snu-snu is?"
>"Uuuh."
>"Meh. Doesn't make a difference. You're not gonna be walking for a few days either way."

>> No.34702533

>>34702424
Nice pic by latenight.

>> No.34702547

>>34702522
"You have a lovely smile."

>> No.34702626

I WANT TO VISIT THE LICH DITCH!

>> No.34702635

>>34702626
Sorry, its now a tavern.

>> No.34702637

>>34702424
Nice pic. Is that pic of a girl with her teddybear your daughteru too?

>> No.34702672

>>34702637
Yeah! this one is more her a bit older, while that teddy bear is a baby pic.

>> No.34702673

>>34701283
For realsies?

>> No.34702718

>>34702673
https://twitter.com/rtil/status/1102482551862525952?lang=en

>> No.34702767

>>34701283
I think he's just a fan of anime tiddies. He posted a gif from the Senran Kagura anime too.

>> No.34702802

>>34702767
better have been ryona or hikage

>> No.34702814

>>34702802
It was Kat groping Asuka.

>> No.34702829

>>34702767
>Anon, veteran mercenary of some of the harshest fighting in the human territories.
>Hardened by war, tested in battle.
>Now works as a gym teacher in a kunoichi training school after misinterpreting a contract about ensuring physical fitness because he can't read and the short lady handing out contracts knew this.

>> No.34702872

>>34702829
Oh no, all those young kunoichi will be completely enthralled by his scarred, muscular physique!

>> No.34702884

>>34702164
Fuck, I need it too. Is it even out?

>> No.34702919

>>34702872
Not just that, but they'll be in gym clothes and doing physical activities under his careful gaze!
They get to see him do a demonstration and then try it themselves!

>> No.34702956

>>34702829
who is more dangerous for Anon? the students or the teachers?

>> No.34703028

>>34702919
How much you want to bet those girls are going to take every opportunity they get to show off their bodies to him during class, up to and including "accidental" nudity?

>> No.34703053

>>34702956
Depends, is it more terrifying to see a well trained veteran that may be sporting old war wounds that keep her from serving in a more active role or a spry, young kunoichi told that she has to continue her bloodline and may have a bunch of weird or absurdly strong family techniques?

>>34703028
It would be more surprising if they didn't, although Anon now has access to the male's only hot-spring...which is odd cause he's the only guy there.

>> No.34703068

>day old thread
>only 600 posts

Monster girls are reclining

>> No.34703120

>>34703068
your obsession with post count is quite unbecoming.

>> No.34703123

>>34703068
>Monster girls are reclining
I want boomer monster hags in recliners yelling at the tv

>> No.34703124

>>34703068
Nah I've just been busy and haven't been posting as much, the content is still fun outside of some squabbles.

>> No.34703125

>>34703053
>that one tech savvy kunoichi manages to sneak some hidden cameras into the men's hot spring
>spends the next day extremely sleep deprived because she got a good look at the new teacher's dick and spent all night masturbating to the video footage
>now she unconsciously heart-pupils whenever the teacher is in front of her

>> No.34703133

>>34698938
Well, go on and create a separate MGE general then, because this is a monstergirl thread. As in, all monstergirls are welcome (as long as it isn't futa tho), and don't you even try to complain about that.

>> No.34703142

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't laugh at oppai loli nightmare-san
She does hard work despite her size

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>>34703053
>scarred veteran or hotblooded young baby crazy kunoichi
Why must you present these impossible choices?

>> No.34703158

>>34703125
>She sneaks some mild aphrodisiac into the water
>Nothing mean or strong, just enough to give him a hardon
>She's not seen for a week after and is severely dehydrated when someone finally tracks her down.

>> No.34703161

>>34703125
>sleep deprived
>fitness teacher
That's going to lead to Mr. Anon contacting her parents to see if everything's ok

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>>34703142
She'll have a hard time working when i pull her under the covers for cuddles

>> No.34703172

>>34703156
Friendly reminder that "both" is always a choice a true man has available.

>> No.34703176

>>34703172
>harems
Yikes.

>> No.34703180

>>34703156
Life is filled with difficulties.

>>34703166
Have fun figuring out if she's panic vibrating or extremely excited.

>> No.34703197

>>34703053
>Depends, is it more terrifying to see a well trained veteran that may be sporting old war wounds that keep her from serving in a more active role or a spry, young kunoichi told that she has to continue her bloodline and may have a bunch of weird or absurdly strong family techniques?
What happens if it's just one and the other is just her disguise?

>> No.34703222

>>34701633
Do Nips even differentiate between oni and ogres or are ogres just "western oni"?

>> No.34703267

>>34703222
It seems like they're pretty interchangeable terms.

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>>34701375
>I forgot the other's names but motherfucker how did I not notice that.
How indeed, spider is so obvious and kinda lame it is not even funny

>> No.34703277

>>34702506
If I see one more "humenz r da reel monsters" story I'm going to scream. It's not even a subversion at this point

>> No.34703283

>>34702884
So far as I know it doesn't even exist

>> No.34703301

what species would make for sexy grandmas besides foxes?

>> No.34703312

>>34703180
>smol horse starts shivering against you
>thinking she is cold, you pull her in tighter to better share your warmth
>if you could see her face, you would see one that was drooling and heart pupiling
How many Anons have fallen to monsters with their good intentions?

>> No.34703313

>>34703301
baphomet

>> No.34703316

>>34703277
Calm down /tg/ lmao

>> No.34703344
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Nosferatu vampires are in serious need of love

>> No.34703357

>>34703312
>give jacket to shivering purple lamia at a bus stop
>wake up to a powerpoint presentation in your room and autistically rambling about why you should help overthrow her pretentious cousin

>> No.34703371

>>34703344
That's a FAT ass. I'd love to slap a vampire's FAT ass I'll leave now

>> No.34703394

>>34703272
Maybe I just never thought into it I guess.

>> No.34703400

>>34703357
>give jacket to shivering regular lamia at a bus stop
>wake up in a strange apartment coiled up in her while she's giving a presentation about why a guy like me NEEDS to be with a girl like her
>her mom is there too holding up some documentation saying that giving a jacket to a female lamia is grounds for marriage while mouthing "150 years no man" and smiling

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>>34703400
>150 year old still single monster still has her mom helping her get a husband
>not even to help her rape him but to convince him why she would be a good wife
That's cute

>> No.34703416

>>34703371
You can call this nosferatu a nASSferatu

>> No.34703420

>>34703313
i'm not drawing an old-ass bapho

>> No.34703429

>>34701992
This is hotter than I thought. If unscanned, any similar doujins?

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>>34703416
Nozzy deserves kisses

>> No.34703453

>give jacket to shivering h*man woman on the streets
>wake up to said woman, now winged, riding your cock.
>turns out she was an angel and you passed the test set by Heaven. Now you are being rewarded for your kindness

>> No.34703454

>>34703439
Not with those fangs she doesn't
can't fault those hips though

>> No.34703465

>>34703454
>Not with those fangs she doesn't
Get out. You obviously do not belong here

>> No.34703494

>>34703465
sorry, incisor fangs are not pretty, canines are where its at

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Remember: Possession, Use, or Transfer of Proscribed Prophylactics (including but not limited to: Condoms, barriers, pharmaceutical birth control tablets, capsules, subcutaneous implants, or Intrauterine Devices) is punishable by a fine of up to 10,000 Septims and enslavement to a large horny Beastwoman who will keep you as a breeding slave for life.

>> No.34703515
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So what happens if I don't pay the ticket?

>> No.34703526

>>34703506
I just don't want children yet. We have a long time to wait, don't we?

>> No.34703537

>>34703502
Looks like she would be offended if I had the audacity to look in her general direction
Perfect dragon material

>> No.34703544

>>34703506
>You wouldn't put rubber on a headpat
But I would, I am wanted in seven different demon realms for my crimes, and none of them can stop me

>> No.34703553

>>34703526
>t. Anon who will be getting a faceful of Mino pussy everyday for a looooong time

>> No.34703555

>>34703515
There is no ticket, it’s straight to jail, do not collect $200.

>> No.34703564

>>34703544
Ok, KDF. You fucking fucker.

>> No.34703571

>>34703553
I'm already married to a Manticore, and it's something I wholeheartedly don't want, at least not yet.

>> No.34703613

>be out on the town when you suddenly get approached by a monster and her milfy mother
>the older one looks very nervous, so the younger one speaks to you first
>"Young man, this might be very forward, but would you be interested in dating my dear daughter here?"
>you're visibly confused
>"Mother, this is so embarrassing!"
>you point out the age difference between them
>"Oh, my husband prefers my youthful looks, so my mana keeps me looking this way after a few hundred year. This poor daughter of mine, however, doesn't have a man to keep her looking young. But you don't mind that kind of thing, do you?"

>> No.34703808

>>34694546
Monster musume

>> No.34703812

>>34703400
>lamia's dad comes in and agrees with his totally cool daughter
>lamia tries to act smug while her parents hype her up
>can't hide her growing blush
just accept Anon before she starts to cry from needing her parents to get a man

>> No.34703840

I am scared of jubjubs.

>> No.34703843

>>34703812
>Why can't I find a guy...
>It's ok sweetie, let mommy and daddy be your "wingmen"
>Mom the last time you got involved you told the guy that sometimes I wake up and night from bad dreams and squeeze my teddy bear until it pops in order to calm down
>Is that not true?
>MOM!

>> No.34703850

>>34703840
They're scared of the power of your cock so it evens out.

>> No.34703874
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>Ever since that huge white hag from that stupid horror game came along, we loli vampires have been getting no attention! I truly, wholeheartedly resent her! For goodness sake, who wants to be crushed under 400 pounds of undead meat anyways? You haven't forgotten about us, have you, boy?

>> No.34703894

>>34703840
It's easy to forget they've got the instincts of accomplished predators when you're watching them splash about in a stream from a distance until the winds shift and all their heads snap towards your scent and their throaty hunting cries announce the start of the hunt.

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>>34703874
Why don't you stop being a loli and become a superior vampire instead?

>> No.34703920

>>34703874
If you feed your loli vampire enough donuts she will evolve into a hag

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>>34703901
well she has a milf form but those days are long gone and she's cool with just living in your shadow as long as you give her some donuts and blood once every few days

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>>34703874
>be crushed under 400 pounds of undead meat anyways?
You say that like that's a bad thing. I mean with you, the only men who'll be interested in you are either pre-pubescent or is on a government watchlist. Oh and insult to injury, you get asked for ID every time.

>> No.34703965

>>34703955
I desperately want to get dickthroned by a big monster, even if it breaks my pelvis.

>> No.34703993

>>34703955
imagine the sounds it would make when you spank it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPy4jIVmmcI

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>YWN notice the fact that your assigned work station is slowly but surely getting moved closer and closer to the office of your anubis boss

>> No.34704064

For those of you who have jobs
Could your waifu give you a stealth blowjob at your worklplace?

>> No.34704094

>>34704064
>Instruct at a dojo
No. No she could not.
Hell, even fondling would be seen by all.

>> No.34704109

>>34704064
>Work from home
Stealth?

>> No.34704112

>>34704064
>IT
>Have to take calls from clients all the time
Issue isn't if she can be stealthy, it's if I can be it.

>> No.34704127

>>34704109
Cant unthink a kunoichi smilply saying "Stealth is not required for this mission"

>> No.34704129

>>34704012
>hey wait a minute, this isn't a teambuilding exercise, this is child-making sex!

>> No.34704137

>>34704094
What style?

>> No.34704157

>>34703301
Manticores. I'm actually writing something to that effect now.

>> No.34704178

>>34704064
>at work
Think of the children!

>> No.34704206

>>34704127
Yup. When I was in-office my desk WAS big enough to fit a person under and my schedule sometimes left me so alone the thought that I could get away with fapping were it not for the smell crossed my mind a few times. Two of the three forms my wife takes when imagined would have no trouble with it if they could get into the building. The other one no so much, because she definitely wouldn't fit.

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>>34704129
>"I understand it is good to have a friendly work environment, but why did I have to take off my pants? Why did you just lock the door? Where is the rest of them, why is it just you and me?"
>Anon was promoted to 'personal assistant' shortly afterwards

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>>34704012
>"Mr. Anon, I've discussed with the higher-ups about changing you to a position I believe would be a much better use of your skills. It comes with a slew of benefits, I assure you. I do hope you'll accept so we can start training immediately."
>she hands you a form
>Position: Father of Mrs. Anon's (pending) Children

>> No.34704226

>>34704129
They're very similar, I can understand mistaking one for the other

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>>34694810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vyQ2wm3VtU&t=3s

>> No.34704274

>>34704223
"I appreciate that you're being forthright, but there's no dental plan."

>> No.34704282

>>34704274
Do you really need a dental plan when mamonomana keeps you perfectly healthy?

>> No.34704286

>>34704282
It's a matter of principal. Also, that's how I get all of my toothbrushes.

>> No.34704300

>>34704286
Well, I'm sure if your monster employer wants to keep you around, they'll give you a dental plan.

>> No.34704324

I like the idea of a works place where all the women are monsters in desguise

>> No.34704338

>Get a harem of p'orcs
>Constantly send them on raids
>Panty raids
>Both against human and monster towns
>Both type of towns are equally confused
>The p'orcs keep trying to one up one another by stealing more, prettier or from more protected targets

>> No.34704346

>>34704324
>"Wow, all the women here sure are friendly."
>Anon blissfully unaware of all the monsters secretly planning to make a move on him together

>> No.34704350

>>34704324
Had a story idea once where a office anon's superior was a increasingly horny kikimora that is always a bit too helpfull

>> No.34704356

>>34704338
BRING ME LIM PANTSU

>> No.34704358

>>34704338
>"Ah! These will look great on me!"
>"Ooh, Boss won't be able to keep his hands off my ass in these."

>> No.34704507

>>34704356
>>34704358
>P'orc steal a lilims panties
>She puts them on
>They're damn good
>Her boss can't keep his hands from her
>Lilim burst through the door looking very flustered while Anon is foundling his p'orc wife
>Anon panics but tries to play it off by asking if she wants to join

>> No.34704524

>>34704507
>Accidentally creates the first P'Orc Lilim.

>> No.34704747

>>34704157
Hell yeah

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>>34703301

>> No.34704806

>>34704524
>all the power of a lim, but completely subservient to the Boss
>also, probably the thiccest lim there is

>> No.34704864

>>34704806
>all the power of a lim, but completely subservient to the Boss
I want to be that boss. Sounds fun and sexy as hell to have a strong thicc girl that could crush you at any moment if she wanted to but she would follow any instructions you give her without even thinking about it.

>> No.34704876

>>34704747
I'll post it in the new bread. It's not very long, about 2.5k words. But cute all the same I hope.

>> No.34704877

>>34704806
Gonna slap a lilim p'orcs ass

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