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>> No.34787698
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I like lims, sexy royalty is best royalty

>> No.34787719

Uh oh gachafag got to the OP

>> No.34787771

>>34787698
Someone get out the lim bin.

>> No.34787805
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>>34787698
Royalty makes for the best damsels.

>> No.34787807

>>34787698
>Lani

>> No.34787907
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34787907

I do love Lims very much
Would be nice to be the personal stress relief to a big shot Lim

>> No.34787933

I'm going to cum in a lilims face then use a teleportation rune to port away, but not before leaving a note saying "if you can find me, I'm yours"

>> No.34787982
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34787982

>"Hey..."

>> No.34787993

>>34787807
Who dat

>> No.34788005

Monstergirl waifus settling down for you after getting all the bad boy out of their system!

>> No.34788069
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>>34787982
I see the mistress of the mansion has decided to change things up with her appearence.

>> No.34788075

>>34787982
>wing hats
How does Sakuya let her out of the mansion like this? Did she dress Remilia wrong as a joke?

>> No.34788087
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Focks

>> No.34788111

>>34788075
She uses wooden corks for safety.

>> No.34788161

Reminder that it is now official law decreeded by a joint committee of the desert and forest kingdoms that you MUST feed the worms you come across if you have food to spare. If you are caught neglecting a worm with extra food visible, you are by law going to get punishment. This can range from on the spot marriage to time in the dungeon, depending on the severity.

>> No.34788200
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>>34788069
Dhampir-feeders.

>> No.34788297
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>>34787805
Sure, you can kidnap this young, unaccompanied noble fleeing from Lescatie, and hold her for ransom.
You can even say you were acting as her bodyguard!
What can go wrong?

>> No.34788313
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>>34788111
Very responsible

>> No.34788320

>>34788200
She will need them to help feed the heirs to be of the scarlet devil mansion.

>> No.34788361
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>>34788320
And (You).

>> No.34788375

>>34788361
of course but that is something that can be left unsaid.

>> No.34788383

>>34788313
It's all fun and games until...

>> No.34788479

>>34788383
Until wurm decides she's the tennisball

>> No.34788495

>>34788161
but they're smelly

>> No.34788521
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I wanna be swarmed by ghouls and zombies and chased through a graveyard

>> No.34788587

>>34788521
Oh goodness, who tied her up? I'll untie her!

>> No.34788670

I like the idea of a group of buddies tring to summon a succubus on a dare and think nothing would happen, only to be swarmed by monstergirls

>> No.34788679

>>34787805
>lilim princess gets captured by a band of ruffians while traveling from Lescatie to Monstergirl City
>They tie her up, tear her priceless dress, and throw her into their Bandit Chief's tent
>Lilim gets absolutely SOAKING expecting a brutal ravishing by her rogue captor
>Spends the next few minutes waiting and trying to decide exactly how long she has to keep up the act of the defiant princess before she gives in
>She hopes he'll mindbreak her for real so she doesn't have to pretend long
>She wishes the ropes we're tighter, they feel almost like she could slip out of them if she tried
>She does her best to keep them on, doesn't want to mess up a perfect first rape
>The bandit chief comes into the tent, brandishing a tray and a lamp
>Lilim princess shivers imaging what depraved instruments of torment might be on it
>Bandit chief sets the tray down
>Lights several scented candles and uncorks a bottle of wine
>He lifts the tray cover to reveal a dinner for two, and moves her chair over to the table, undoing her bindings as he does so
>Lilim spends the next 2 hours having a really lovely first date wondering when he's going to get to the bodice-ripping part.

>> No.34788714

>>34788587
>>34788521
>Zombie in licorice-twist bikini

Based, more should be done with edible clothing in MGE

>> No.34788735

paizuri maids < nakadashi maids

>> No.34788743

>>34788679
>not keeping the ropes on and helping her drink
This is why humanity deserves to lose.

>> No.34788752

>>34788670
I like that idea, except a goonies parody where 4-5 highschool boys are trying to investigate mysterious occurrences in their sleepy small town, only to get captured by various undead MGs.

>> No.34788809

>>34788743
Hey, hey, Liugi Vampa, feared Bandit-King, never had the delicate upbringing of the men-at-court, he isn't familiar with all the proper etiquette for ab(se)duction of a Royal Princess and Grandaughter of the Demon Lord. He's doing his best, but I'm sure the princess can find a way to diplomatically correct his little error.

>> No.34788859
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How can they parade around in such obscene outfits showing their bodies like that? It's almost as if they don't even want us to stand a chance to resist

>> No.34788884
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>>34788859
The fox of disaster never shows mercy

>> No.34788909 [DELETED] 

>>34783213
Weak guy massagist that had not much going for him in his old life so he doesnt care much gets isekai nearby a Hinezumi dojo and knowing nothing else to do and needing to make a living, give them massages. After getting paid, when he tries to leave to find a hotel or something, the Hinezumis guarding the door nope him, he still tries to leave, gets slapped and his ass kicked and carried to a room for a mass marriage ceremony and subsequent rape.

>> No.34788921

>>34787907
Haha imagine being trapped under a big sleeping evil lim

>> No.34788933

>>34788859
>Hey, hey, Boya, I've got two tickets to see 'The Man and The Mofu' at the theatre this Saturday, want to join me?

>> No.34788941
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>>34788859
Correct. Now submit to foxes

>> No.34788943
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When does a Pharaoh Daughteru gain command of her God Voice? Is sending her to Sabbath Daycare a good idea?

>> No.34788945
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>>34788361
The mansion broodmothers.

>> No.34788951

>>34788679
>lilim princess gets "captured" by a band of ruffians while traveling from Lescatie to Monstergirl City
>they tie her up, tear her priceless dress, and immediately cum from her tits becoming uncovered
>every last one of them does, right in their pants
>half of the bandit gang wasn't even where they could see her breasts, the raw sex aura unleashed was just that strong
>they're so confused by this experience that they assume they came because of their fellow bandits around them and immediately alp
>lilim has a giggle at the situation, shimmies out of her restraints, then leaves after watching the chaos for a bit
>the ol' damsel trick always has funny results

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>>34783213
Weak guy massagist that had not much going for him in his old life so he doesnt care much gets isekai nearby a Hinezumi dojo and knowing nothing else to do and needing to make a living, give them massages. After getting paid, when he tries to leave to find a hotel or something, the Hinezumis guarding the door nope him, he still tries to leave, gets slapped and his ass kicked and carried to a room for a mass marriage ceremony and subsequent rape.

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>>34788943
egyptian girls drive me wild

>> No.34788994

Do muscle Shirohebis exist? How do I marry one?

>> No.34789004
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>>34788945
What a magnificent librarian mage. She truly enjoys your company.

>> No.34789019

>>34788943
>When does a Pharaoh Daughteru gain command of her God Voice?
When she reaches puberty and it gets stronger as she gets older
>Is sending her to Sabbath Daycare a good idea?
No, she’ll be the only real kid there surrounded by 500 year old “kids”

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>>34788945
Beware the coven

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>>34785916
>>34785916
This has made my wee-wee quite hard. I thank you for this!

>> No.34789047
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>trusting DESPERATE hags

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>>34788951
>tearing her dress off
They deserved it. They could've sold the dress or upcharged it on the ransom.

>>34788809
They should join the Kidnappers Guild. They're really looking for more employees during these times.

>> No.34789059

>>34789026
Unf. That tomboy.

>> No.34789061

>>34789026
No more candy for the wives

>> No.34789071
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>>34789047
loli hags are the best

>> No.34789072

>>34788909
Based, but it should take place over a couple weeks. He's a temp called in to cover the regular masseuse (a Greenworm, who's suprisingly good at her job despite not having hands) being on vacation.

At first he's a little nervous with so many aggressive lizards around, especially when they insist they always train naked, and make him shower and change in the communal locker room. But before long, be finds his Swedish deep-tissue massages to be the talk of the gym, and he's working overtime in a flood of sweaty, toned salamander flesh. At the end of each day his finger and arms are aching, but the girls return the favor by massaging his hands and forearms at lunch and making him soak with them in the hot springs at the end of the day.

After the first day, they insist he move into the dojo's spare room so he doesn't have to commute, and between the nice room, pleasant company of the lizard students, and the delicious spicy goulash made by the black-belt students, he decides to stay.

At the end of the second week, however, he begins to sense some tension as the students realize their time is running out, and it becomes a battle to see whether they will lose their favorite human massuer, or if they can find a way to keep him as full-time staff!

>> No.34789084

>>34789059
She's going to steal your heart (Metaphorically)

>>34789061
Please, they look fine!
...
Ok, maybe Patchy should get a bit of a restriction.

>> No.34789181
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>>34789084
Soft Patchy.

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>>34788994
I don't know how common single Shirohebi are, but it's easier to find an average Shirohebi and drop hints (or just tell her straight) that you find big muscles sexy and convince her to work out.

>> No.34789199

>>34789185
*how common single buff Shirohebi are

>> No.34789202

>>34789181
Look, one of the mages always draws the shortstraw on the figure department and in this case its her.

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>>34787680

>> No.34789476

>>34789388
Gonna download and install impregnation.dll on them

>> No.34789605
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>>34787680

>> No.34789672

>>34789084
>>34789026
Being the husband of three vastly different dark mages must be hard work.

>> No.34789711
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>>34789672
The human village relies on you so you must bear the responsibility.

>> No.34789731

>>34789672
>Evocation Dark Mage
>Generic Dark Mage
>Doll/Golem maker one

I accept this duty

>>34789711
Remember that impregnating Remi is a good way to get her to advance to a more adult figure.

>> No.34789753

>>34789199

I think they are more common than single normal ones. Most men would go for the girly femenine ones working as proper Shrine Maidens, while the buff ones likely are guarding the temples looking intimidating and wearing naginatas.

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Gonna find the last living human girl in an undead city and marry her just to make the wights seethe

>> No.34789806

>>34789731
Hopefully they know some restoration spells. You will be needing it.

>> No.34789826

>>34789806
Patchy probably does.
She knows how to do many things.

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>>34789795
Based, human girls > monster girls

>> No.34789866

Time for another game of:
Fuck, Marry, Kiss! - Cow Edition

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Hakutaku
>Holstaur
>Minotaur

>> No.34789884

>>34789866
>marry the minotaur
>marry the holstaur
>marry the hakutaku
>marry an ushi as well
>marry any other sort of cow

>> No.34789886
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SUCCED

>> No.34789898

>>34789866
Time to channel my inner Richard Dawson; nobody is leaving a loser

>> No.34789900

>>34789886
Stop. I can only get so erect.

>> No.34789901

>>34789835
That's human girls in the process of monsterization though. They are in that stage where they start to fuck like monster girls. Meanwhile the kikimora headmaid is training them to become excellent maids for mastah.

>> No.34789904

>>34789884
>A bicorn can be seen in the distance painting white spots on her fur and place fake bull horns on her head

>> No.34789916

>>34789866
Kiss Minotaur
Marry Minotaur
Fuck Minotaur

>> No.34789925

>>34789886
Imagine being the plaything to a trio of sadistic succs

>> No.34789955

>>34789901
Sounds like monster propaganda to me

>> No.34789956

>>34789886
Where's Prezsucc?

>> No.34789963

>>34789886
>3 visibly horny succs
>1 tiny guy
Something tells me this will enter /d/ territory real quickly.

Personally if I was gonna end up inside one of them, I'd rather is be the redhead on the right. Pig tails girl looks mighty fine as an option 2. There really isn't any bad option here.

>> No.34789964
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I really dislike the English version of MGE, specially because of how they ruined the Hellhound, making her look fucking picky, that she views the weakness of humans as a bad thing rather than something that maker her heart pupil and downplayed her protectiveness.

But the Jinko profile, really turned me on, with how much emphasis it place on her muscles and outright stating she has a "hardy body". Hardy body = hardy dick.

>> No.34789986

>>34789963
>1 tiny guy
It's not literal

>> No.34789994
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Would an extremist demon be the kind of aunt to give her niece/nephew a demon silver butterfly knife and porn mags when they turn 13 or would monster extremism make them the opposite kind of aunt?

>> No.34790003

>>34789986
Oh thank goodness. I was getting unnerved at the idea of being abused as a human dildo

>> No.34790033

>>34789994
She’d be the kind of aunt that waits for nephew to become an adult and them strike. And then brag to her book club about it

>> No.34790035
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i want to hug cute gote

>> No.34790051

>>34789994
She would brainwash him into being a human extremist (minus the monster murdering). She wants a challenge.

>> No.34790073

>>34789866
Make it em at least 200 years old, I will be on them like white on rice. I sure do love hags

>> No.34790080

>>34789753
That's sad, I'd reassure a gruff Shirohebi guard built like a brick wall she's beautiful and full of feminine charm.

>> No.34790099

>>34790035
i want to fug cute gote

>> No.34790106

>>34789866
>>34789884
We need more cowgirls, what other possibilities are there?

>> No.34790117

>>34788941
I want to kiss all her scars and reassure her she's still beautiful

>> No.34790118

>>34790106
I've always wanted Yak variant of a mino which is just even bigger and has shaggier fur
Like a holy fusion of mino and yeti

>> No.34790154

>>34789835
>Kikimora-san says: "Maids should also be eye candy for Master"

>> No.34790183

>>34790106
Catoblepas

>> No.34790186

>>34790118
What would a buffalo girl be like?

>> No.34790229

>>34789994
>a demon silver butterfly knife
wait a second... is she counting on him fucking the tricks up and cutting himself?

>> No.34790258
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>isekai manga the Queen of Death passively scares the fuck out of everyone and the MC is the only guy ever known that can partially resist the panic she causes

>> No.34790270
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>>34789071
Young lolis > hag lolis

>> No.34790277
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>>34790258

>> No.34790290
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>>34790270
i have never seen someone with an opinion this wrong

>> No.34790301
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>>34790277
>first rumor she learns he may have been mistreated and already plans to kill everyone else in the country

>> No.34790318

>>34790270
>he says while posting a HAG

>> No.34790338

>>34790270
Both are shit

>> No.34790361

>>34790186
quite big
with the WIDE horns

>> No.34790364

>>34790277
>>34790301
>MC's name is Kaito
>Kaito means Phantom Thief
>Like Arsene, he stole her heart

>> No.34790420

>>34790361
They would be quite tareas as well, so do your part and breed them

>> No.34790435

Tell a jinko you love her. Do it know!

>> No.34790441

>>34790420
*rare

>> No.34790471

>>34790435
I just did and she ran off

>> No.34790477

>>34790435
I will go up to the oldest single one and give her a hug then say I love her

>> No.34790505

>>34789956
Prez would be the Angel or Valkyrie rescuing the guy.

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>>34790435
I need a Jinko gf

>> No.34790553
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For those with evil waifus, does your wife show you off around others or does she hide you to protect you?

>> No.34790553,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>34789072
>surprisingly good
they're just buttering her up

>> No.34790717
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A lamia will swallow your virginity like an anaconda swallows a capybara. Slowly and mercilessly, with a fierce determination. You will become her prey in body and mind. All resistance will be squeezed out of you, and you will melt in her arms and tail like putty

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>>34790290
But men and young monster girls compliment eachother the best.

>>34790318
Rude, she just has a big butt.

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pharaoh butte

>> No.34790814
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>>34790735
Pharaoh Flex

>> No.34790815

>>34790735
Why he is t-posing?

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>>34790735
important

>> No.34790854

>>34790815
to assert domminance

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>>34790845

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>What do you mean "gingerbread houses are against building regulations"?
>I need a permit to build a property even if it is deep in the woods?
>I should turn the lot of you into toads and not the mamono kind.

>> No.34790881

>>34790717
Do I at least get called a good boy at the end?

>> No.34790886

>>34790815
Model failed to load.

>> No.34790902

>>34790880
The said it's going to rain tomorrow, ma'am.

>> No.34790903

>>34790735
Pharaoh needs her guns from her gun throne

>> No.34790907

>>34789072
>surprisingly good
theyre just buttering her up, theres a reason the vacation lasted several weeks

>> No.34790917

>>34790881
Yes, but you likely won't be conscious from the day's long milking

>> No.34790975
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34790975

>>34787680

>> No.34791183

>>34790975
Do mofus like having their tails pulled or their hair pulled when hitting it from behind?

>> No.34791202
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>> No.34791223

Anon, your girlfriend's here to milk your penis dry without your consent again.

>> No.34791234
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34791234

I want to fuck one of these little shits until they start to ragdoll

>> No.34791239

>>34791183
do not pull tails, its the equivalent of pulling on someones spine

>> No.34791245

>>34791223
Impossible, she doesn't know I exist yet

>> No.34791248

>>34791223
>alright let her in
>now she doesn't want to do it because you gave consent
remember to be courteous of your wife's fetishes

>> No.34791262

>>34791234
Those dark rings around her eyes say she should sleep, not party.

>> No.34791269

>>34791239
>t. fox weak to tail pulling

>> No.34791280

>>34790880
>Gingerbread house
>Feeder Dark Mage

>> No.34791295

>>34791269
she doesn't want you to find out 3 of her tails are buttplugs

>> No.34791296

>>34791262
Just call in the local nightmare and get the best of both worlds

>> No.34791307

>>34791234
Alright but don't do it past midnight or they'll pull a reverse uno card.

>> No.34791325

>>34791295
>pull on tail(s)
>she only has 1 tail
>the 8 other ones are fake tails she stuffed in her pants to try and impress people

>> No.34791358

>>34789835
How about human monstergirls?

>> No.34791408

>>34791358
As long as the monster is on the outside

>> No.34791433

>>34791325
Taillets, when will they learn?

>> No.34791498

>>34791358
How?

>> No.34791507

>>34790003
Haven't seen the manga version of that image posted before?

>> No.34791535

>>34791408
this is never the case

>> No.34791576
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34791576

>>34790541
Latenight draws the cutest monster girls.

>> No.34791594

>>34791576
truly the most evil of bunny girls, a litteral war criminal

>> No.34791603
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34791603

>>34791280
She sure is an Architect.

>> No.34791605

>>34791248
Just use hypnosis so it works.

>> No.34791619

>>34791498
Humans, but monster girls.

>> No.34791635

>>34791603
I don't get the pun.

>> No.34791644

I saw this last thread and was still thinking about it. Is lesser succ milk the rarest monster girl milk? The anon made a good point about how monsterization is a short window, so getting milk with just enough prisoner fruit undertones would be hard inbetween the full succ and human states. What do you think? What would be the rarest milk in your mind?

>> No.34791645

>>34791619
So humans that behave like monsters?

>> No.34791649
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34791649

>>34791635
architect as in building a house
architect as in wanting to fatten up someone

>> No.34791651

>>34791635
An architect is someone into a certain fetish that is building either themselves or their partner to fit that mold.

>> No.34791661

>>34791535
But that's the whole draw of these cuties.

>> No.34791675

>>34791649
I want cute bookgoat to spend hours telling me never-ending exposition in a monotone voice before I abruptly shut her up with a kiss and ask for a quick summary.

>> No.34791682

I want to mercilessly pound a mino from behind while she exclaims that her toned ass is going to get cushiony from all the sex we have

>> No.34791686

>>34791675
it will rapidly go from bookgoat reading books to you
to you reading fairytales to her on your lap

>> No.34791690

>>34791576
I can hear the smug from this image

>> No.34791706
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>>34790435
With pleasure.

>> No.34791739

>>34791706
If that's you, got a collection of your wife stories? I remember someone I know wanted good Jinko ones but couldn't find any.

>> No.34791744

>>34789886
https://nhentai.net/g/359126/
>>34789956
included in the above

>> No.34791753

>>34787807
Who? All I see is a white space between selene and viccy.

>> No.34791762

>>34791239
a lot of cats like having their tail (gently) pulled, I wouldn't be surprised if foxgirls were the same

>> No.34791885
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>>34791739
Yes, I commissioned 2 stories on how I met my wife:

http://www.4binz.org//237
https://medusafag.com/2021/03/08/tough-love/

I also commissioned one about meeting and marrying a muscular Hellhound bouncer:

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/17/my-guardian/

>> No.34791908

>>34789886
>3 succs force a nerdy superhero to get /fit/

>> No.34791928

>>34791885
Thanks, yeah I rememeber these were some good ones, couldn't find think.

>> No.34792079
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34792079

>trusting e*ves

>> No.34792090

I am here to tell you, dont trust your cheshire friend advice and goad the old sally nun at the eros church to a fight

>> No.34792111

What way of proclaiming your love for a Hebi is ideal? I've contemplated a love letter or music, but I'm unsure.

>> No.34792118

>>34792111
breaking into her place at midnight,sneaking into her bed and tying her up

>> No.34792146
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>>34787698

>> No.34792159

If I could wish for anything from a genie, super speed. Cause you can't grab what ya can't touch

>> No.34792166

>>34791744
>Bob Ross end

Absolute kino

>> No.34792176
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>>34787680

>> No.34792188
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34792188

>>34791507
>>34790003

>> No.34792221

>>34792118
Do hebis like waking up in shibari?

>> No.34792228

>>34792188
I was saying "You haven't seen the manga version of that image posted before?" to the post I was replying to.

>> No.34792248

>>34792228
Think I quoted your post by mistake

>> No.34792271

>>34792248
You were replying to my post, so I thought you though I was saying that I haven't seen the manga page posted before.

>> No.34792280

>>34792221
only if you tie it properly

>> No.34792282

>>34792271
*thought you thought

>> No.34792304

>>34792280
I can make some pretty bowties.

>> No.34792308

Is it possible to have a 3-way with another girl inside a slime or undine while you fuck them simultaneously?

>> No.34792333
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>>34792308
I guess

>> No.34792429

>>34790033
>She’d be the kind of aunt that waits for nephew to become an adult
For a demon that's anywhere from 12 to 20

>> No.34792432
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34792432

>>34787680

>> No.34792461
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>>34790229
Good point, it could all be a ploy to swoop in when he cuts himself and show him some tricks. You never know with demons especially when they've been single for Lilith knows how long

>> No.34792478

>>34792079
Last time I trusted a elf I was in a cave for 15 hours and during that time there was non stop sex

>> No.34792486
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34792486

>"Who are you? Vhere are your papers? Vhat is your name? Why do I smell katze on you?"
>"Nein, nein, nein. Das ist inakzeptabel."
>"Du bist verhaftet, we must go about reforming you. Make you into a fine 'hundmann'."

>> No.34792506

>>34792486
>Vhat is your name?
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

>> No.34792515

>>34792486
Good christ anon I'm trying not to coom rn

>> No.34792547

>>34792486
Heil Hund?

>> No.34792553

>>34792486
Step on me

>> No.34792589

>>34791682
I want to anal fuck a bottom heavy loli Amazoness in different positions until she's gone all the way from scowling to ahegaoing, and lewdly compliment her small athletic body and butthole with dominant dirty talk while doing it.

>> No.34792633
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34792633

>>34787680

>> No.34792641
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34792641

Does Cat Silvervine work on Jinkos?

>> No.34792687

>>34792641
I read somewhere tigers either ignore it or hate it

>> No.34792771

>>34792486
>tell her no
>"DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL"

>> No.34792870
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Friends teasing each other over their libido

>> No.34792937
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>> No.34793038

>>34791498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwUdL9qXjk

>> No.34793040

HOUNDED

>> No.34793139

>>34793040
https://files.catbox.moe/93fk6w.png

>> No.34793157

>>34793139
Those nipples look delicious

>> No.34793213
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34793213

>>34787680

>> No.34793223

>>34793157
https://files.catbox.moe/nozd5q.png
Whoever made the card did a great job

>> No.34793227
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>> No.34793255

what would the best outfit for a bogey momster?

>> No.34793334
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34793334

>>34787680

>> No.34793349
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>> No.34793386

>taking living doll to watch pinocchio

>> No.34793447
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>> No.34793510
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>> No.34793513

normal mgs arn't doing it for me anymore
I need stronger stuff

>> No.34793527
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34793527

>searching for "succubus" on Danbooru now redirects to "demon_girl"
How does this make you feel?

>> No.34793542

>>34793513
consider greenworms... but the toxic variety

>> No.34793558

>>34793223
>sweat covered hellhound aftercare, asking what names I like for daughters
zoo wee mama

>> No.34793564

>>34793527
fucking normies have no discernment, more on the news at 11

>> No.34793599

I wonder how would you deal with monster girls in the gym?

>> No.34793639

>>34793599
I don't know, between most guys having music in their ears or not talking or even making eye contact with other people, I actually think they're a pretty safe space. Don't let the onis and minos online making up
>totally real stories
fool you

>> No.34793644

>>34793599
Pretty easy since I don't go there

>> No.34793645
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34793645

What do amazons do with captured females? Do they let them go, make them join the tribe, what if they’re married already married?

>> No.34793661
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34793661

>>34793599
go for the yoga section and pick up a wife-to-go

>> No.34793663

How would a monster girl from a species that's not normally considered scary react to a man who's scaroused of her?

>> No.34793670

>>34793644
>t. Fatty

>> No.34793684

>>34793645
>If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness. Afterwards, she will be educated in the ways of the amazoness warriors, learning the arts of war, the roles of men and women that differ from the outside world, and how to ravish and please men, etc. Additionally, should a man and woman wander into the village together, the woman will be passionately welcomed as an excellent warrior candidate who has already captured a man and receive a thorough warrior's education.

>> No.34793692
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>>34793645
Presumably the same thing as when they just enter themselves.
>Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness. Afterwards, she will be educated in the ways of the amazoness warriors, learning the arts of war, the roles of men and women that differ from the outside world, and how to ravish and please men, etc. Additionally, should a man and woman wander into the village together, the woman will be passionately welcomed as an excellent warrior candidate who has already captured a man and receive a thorough warrior's education.

>> No.34793723

>>34793684
>>34793692
>Enter the forest with a cute demure childhood friend
>Leave forest with 6'5" muscle succ childhood friend princess carrying you

>> No.34793733

>>34793661
So I can just yoink a monster out and fuck her right there, nice

>> No.34793753
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34793753

>>34787680

>> No.34793785

How would the theards be like on 4monster's /b/ ?

>> No.34793789
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34793789

Boy's heads belong between monkey thighs

>> No.34793796

>>34793733
Of course, monster love is a two way street after all. They can carry you off for marriage, don't see why you can't do the same.

>> No.34793800

>>34793723
She knew, Anon.
>hey, you want to go into the forbidden forest?
>of course it's safe!
>come on, it'll be just like old times!
>you have a date with the girl at the pub later?
>maybe you can pick some flowers for your wen- I mean, barmaid on the way back, hmm?

>> No.34793845

>>34793796
Would monsters who got carried off be somewhat envied by those had to catch their husbands

>> No.34793896
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34793896

cute wife, dude

>> No.34793901

>>34793896
She is cute

>> No.34793959
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34793959

>>34793785
Horn so hot
Hot hot horn
Horn so hot you cook the corn

>> No.34793970

To sin is to win, get a free wife, get fed, all you have to is sin. The sin can be a very tiny one and you can be a neet for the rest of your life

>> No.34793984

>>34793663
Imagine a guy being scared of a greenworm's eye patterns and her puffing out her chest with bravado

>> No.34793989

>>34793845
>Big oni smugly smiling at her mino and ogre friends as anon carries her out of the gym

>> No.34794028
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>>34793845
Of course, the better question would would be who would get more envy? big or small monsters being carried?

>> No.34794040

>>34793845
Big monsters have it good when an enthusiastic guy latches onto her, like a Jubjub does on her husband.

>> No.34794042

So if a chimera takes a doppleganger potion does it split her personalities into individual goat, dragon and lamia bodies?

>> No.34794078

>>34793989
This is why I drink 4 gallons of milk every week
>>34794028
The big monsters would be envious of the smaller monsters due to the fact they can be carried off easier

>> No.34794114
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34794114

Now how would a harpy even fit in shoes?

>> No.34794129

>>34794114
They consult their local cheshire. Alternatively, boots.

>> No.34794140

>>34794114
Go get customs or dont wear 'em at all

>> No.34794142
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>> No.34794157

>>34794078
>Mino seething that a smol rata got whisked away by some guy
>about to head home and shitpost
>feel her feet leave the ground and head fall back
>quickly finds herself being princess carried by Anon
>He tells her "Your my wife now and I'm thirsty for some milk!" poor Anon worked out his muscles not his flirting
>starts swooning and heart pupiling now that she has her own Anon

>> No.34794167

>>34793896
Is that sookmo? Baphofag's got taste.

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>> No.34794195

>>34794114
With how bird feet are, they would be more like padded gloves

>> No.34794200
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34794200

Fluffy little one-tailed foxes are much cuter and cuddlier than those many-tailed hags.

>> No.34794205

How do you think a Gorilla MG would be like?

>> No.34794212

Life with a dire cheshire would be interesting to say the least

>> No.34794222

>>34794205
Yetis, but with black fur.

>> No.34794233

>>34794212
ropu/beast boost cheshire literally bouncing off the walls

>> No.34794255

>>34794233
Not bad, i could dig that cause Im somewhat similar

>> No.34794269

>>34794114
Most of the time they wouldn't need them. If they wanted to dress up or keep their talons clean they'd be shoes meant for harpies.

>> No.34794285

>>34794042
Probably multiples of the same body, but each personality can inhabit one of each.
They probably need a Chimera specific Doppel potion for the effect you described.

>> No.34794292
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34794292

>>34794157
>"Your my wife now"
Book cows have been noted to your location

>> No.34794306
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34794306

>>34794292
They're already there.

>> No.34794309

>>34794292
Semestre lime that anon put all his points in str and used int as a dump stat

>> No.34794319

>>34794309
What?

>> No.34794323

>>34794292
That book cow needs a ring on her finger

>> No.34794326

>>34794309
*Seems like

>> No.34794330

>>34794292
Anon made no lies about his meatheadness

>> No.34794334

>>34792486
>Nazi wolf girl
Cringe.

>> No.34794335

I like monsters but i cant get this severe hatred for the demon lord and her whole family out of my mind.

>> No.34794343

>>34794335
Just live a peaceful life in the country, you won't even notice her

>> No.34794355

>>34794335
Go fuck angels then

>> No.34794358

I need a Haku that has a bunch of different rule-systems for Tabletop games memorized.
Mostly to do some gaming with her and Remove her from her eternal GM status

>> No.34794373
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>> No.34794384

>>34793789
Oh yes

>> No.34794392

>>34794373
Why is the water Yellow?

>> No.34794396

>>34794373
I need either a nerdlim or a perverted one with a fetish for massive breasts.

>> No.34794400

>>34794384
Monke fucker

>> No.34794409
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34794409

>>34794292
She's just jealous that she doesn't have a cute husband

>> No.34794414

>>34794373
Cute

>> No.34794416
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34794416

>>34794309
>>34794326

>> No.34794422

>>34794396
>neetlim
holy cute I need a neetlim story

>> No.34794423

>>34794335
So...hatefuck them?

>> No.34794428

>>34794392
No!

>> No.34794436
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34794436

>>34793753
Candy-colored snakes!

>> No.34794443

>>34794416
What, ya got all that there smarts, yet ya can't find yaslef a man, learncow

>> No.34794444
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34794444

Remember that the prime season to expose Trolls to the sun is almost here, time to coerse those lonely cakes into skimpy swimsuits

>> No.34794451

>>34794416
Haku vs Mino always ends with someone ending up in a dairy farm

>> No.34794480

>>34794373
That's a lot of piss

>> No.34794491
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>>34794444
Trolls are just too good.
>>34794392
Sulfur?

>> No.34794494

>>34794444
I like trolls with freckley boobs

>> No.34794498

Quick, where do I find the lonely cakes and hags, I wish to make them smile

>> No.34794512
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>>34794451
holst wins again

>> No.34794547

>>34794498
what kinda of cakes, because i can give you this nifty dragon horn

>> No.34794565

>>34794547
The christmas cake and what about that dragon horn?

>> No.34794584

>>34794409
Remind minos that they should stop once they hear the first vertibrae snap.

>> No.34794589
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>> No.34794590

>>34794422
>Hey Anon, wanna watch this new anime I picked up?
>Came with the game I bought thanks to a sale.
>Huh? Oh it was just Artificial Husba-... I mean it was nothing huge.

>> No.34794595
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>>34794498
I hear shrines tend to have at least one.

>> No.34794605
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>> No.34794606

>>34794584
Nah, it aint a hug if you dont temporally lose feeling to your lower body for a bit

>> No.34794615

>>34794423
That seems like an insurmountable objective.

>> No.34794622

>>34794595
Ok, shrine, what should I bring to impress her?

>> No.34794629

>>34794606
The only bone I want broken by a big girl is my pelvis. Grind it to dust, but leave the others alone.

>> No.34794636

>>34794606
You don't need a broken spine for that.

>> No.34794653

>>34794629
>>34794636
Sounds like you need to drink more milk

>> No.34794654
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>>34794622
A healthy mind and body

>> No.34794656
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>>34794622
Fried tofu is usually a safe bet

>> No.34794683

>>34794653
If you drank more milk, it wouldn't get broken in the first place. It's too dangerous if it even breaks.

>> No.34794693

>>34794654
I already have that
>>34794656
Fried tofu. Ok, Now my only probelm is gettin there

>> No.34794707

>>34794683
I like danger, it gets me very hard

>> No.34794711

>>34794335
Get yourself a dhampir waifu and go fight the vampires

>> No.34794734
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>> No.34794750
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34794750

>>34787680
Fox boats?

>> No.34794755

>>34794734
Bone chilling

>> No.34794763

>>34794707
Even one that actually kills you?

>> No.34794772

>>34794734
Is that Frozen?

>> No.34794783

>>34794565
just blow into it and wait

>> No.34794785

>>34794763
What's life without a little risk, also rememver that you can become an undead incubus

>> No.34794792
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>>34794755
Bone?

>> No.34794795
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>>34794711
>traveling from realm to realm with a qt dhampir, crashing fancy undead balls hosted by haughty vampires
>shouting out chuuni as fuck speeches with your waifu after jumping in through the window
>spanking the vampires figuratively and literally so they'll become better people
>chilling in their mansions for a bit after asserting your dominance before you move on to your next target
sounds like a nice life

>> No.34794803

>>34794783
Can you make a dragon's horn into an instrument while it's still attached to her skull?

>> No.34794815

>>34794783
I'll hook up a mic and get a fuck huge amp crack that shit to 11 and blow as hard as I can. It is going to be so much fun

>> No.34794818
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34794818

>>34794785
>rememver

>> No.34794819

>>34794803
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia#Magic_Dragon_Flute

>> No.34794822

>>34794792
That a cute bone to bone

>> No.34794835
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34794835

Moo

>> No.34794836

Holy loli or unholy loli?

>> No.34794843

>>34794836
Neither

>> No.34794852

Is there ever any permadeath or is undeath inevitable?

>> No.34794855

>>34794819
I just wanna blow into a dragon's head and listen to the cute noises as she reverberates.

>> No.34794859

>>34794818
>you call that a fold?
>did you even read the directions?!

>> No.34794868

If I ended up portal'd, I would make so many puns and wisecracks about the monster girls that they would think I am already a dad

>> No.34794893
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>> No.34794896

>>34794358
>The day the portals opened, the world was never the same...
>As magic came into the world, it searched for suitable vessels.
>Only those who had remained pure would receive the privilege to warp reality.
>The 30 year old virgin autists.
>Those once set aside by society, had become as gods.
>And with this new power, they would reclaim what was denied to them...
>But first...
>IT´S FRIDAY NIGHT MEETUP!!!
>Canned laughter comes up.
>A door is busted open, and a morbidly obese individual squeezes through, pushing back hordes of succ bitches.
>He comes to an unnaturally bony dude, who is busy duplicating the same bag of doritos again, and again.
>"Where is Steve?"
>Cut to a scene where another fat bastard attempts to skip climbing a set of stairs by magicking some portals, only to end up falling forever the same set of stairs.
>First obese dude cuts the spell.
>"Dave, stop fucking around, and help me find Steve."
>Some bommbshell of a woman comes through the door, and reveals her tail, and wings.
>"Um, I´m Stephanie now..."
>"Ah, Fuck your ass."
>"REALLY!!!?"
>"Fuck no! Get your ass on the table now so we can play!"
>Cut back to everybody on the table.
>"Now, where were we? Ah, our heroes arrived at the sacrificial altar, where Asmodeus was about to be summoned..."
>Head rises up from the battlemat.
>"You called?"
>"AH, FUCK THIS SHIT!"
>Canned Laughter roars as an obese grognard attempts to bash the head of a sumoned demon with an RPG Core Rulebook.

>> No.34794908

Which monster girl is the best for carrying like a headcrab and letting her nibble on you?

>> No.34794922

>>34794819
I've got a flute a dragon can play

>> No.34794962

Are there posts from these threads that you still remember and think back on long after the threads have come and went?

>> No.34794967
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34794967

>>34787719
speaking of gacha, my vice is going to release this character next month

>> No.34794969

>>34794922
What if she blows into it?

>> No.34794973
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>> No.34794979
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34794979

>"Yes, yes. Good man. Please praise us high elves and none of those Dark Elves broads. We're the best!"

>> No.34794998

>>34794979
I will never lose to High Elf hips.

>> No.34795007

>>34794979
No, both are smelly

>> No.34795013

>>34794979
Am I being detained?

>> No.34795049

>>34794979
Whats an elf and whats a dark elf? Mama said I was real special

>> No.34795056

>>34794979
High Elves this, Dark Elves that, what about regular Elves?

>> No.34795066
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34795066

>>34794979
Rude.

>> No.34795073

>>34795056
None of them matter cause they are just shit

>> No.34795079
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34795079

Give me muscle cat or give me death

>> No.34795089

>>34794979
I mean, I guess its better than those weird welsh elves shouting at me.

>> No.34795091
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34795091

>>34795079
die

>> No.34795094

>>34795073
No bullying, plain girls are also cute!

>> No.34795104
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>> No.34795109

>>34795094
Yes, just not elves, all elves are just human girls with knife ears

>> No.34795121

>>34795104
Somebody remove this smelly neet from my premises. I'm sick of her coming in here and being a slob. I don't care how "MLG" she is, she doesn't pay rent and she drinks all my Monsters!

>> No.34795122
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34795122

>>34794967
So she's from an old video game series that got a new mobile game after a long time?

>> No.34795132

>>34795121
Do it ya self

>> No.34795133

>>34795091
Would a Cheshire be going around telling guys to die as a prank?

>> No.34795143

>>34795132
You fucking cat, I know that's you. You always shitpost in my threads. Every damn time. Pay rent or get bent.

>> No.34795146

>>34795109
But they're cute!

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>> No.34795160

>>34795143
Why don't you just bend her? You make it sound like you can never pull it off.

>> No.34795161

>>34795143
Man, i think you should make her get bent

>> No.34795175

>>34795146
Yeah, the point still stands tho

>> No.34795177
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>>34795122
Apparently one of the more forgettable titles in the series too. The mobile game has collabs with things like Yu Yu Hakusho and Ronin Warriors that appeals to the 30 year old boomer in me, and the artist managed to take some of the mediocre designs from the DS game and turn them into 10/10's

>> No.34795192
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drinkicorn

>> No.34795213

>>34795192
This made me think of an evil knevil anon and a unicorn getting real close due the formers lack of safety

>> No.34795215
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34795215

I wish a demon would possess me.

>> No.34795224

>>34795215
Do you think demons ever possess a man to know what jerking off feels like?

>> No.34795230
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34795230

>>34795192
Vodkacorn.

>> No.34795238

I like my orcs and my goblins Green.

>> No.34795253

>>34795238
I feel ya. Got have them green eggs and ham

>> No.34795267

>>34795238
The best monster girls are green. This is a fact.

>> No.34795274
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34795274

>>34795238
Who doesn't?

>> No.34795278

>>34794792
A skelewaifu that makes terrible bone, death, and undeath puns with no emotion changes and absolutely deadpan would be cute. Also singing "Them bones, them bones, them... moist bones."

>> No.34795284

>>34795274
This awakens my dick and makes me wish to be able to plow

>> No.34795289
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>>34795224
No that'd be ghosts and even then they'd be too flustered to really try to take control

>> No.34795299

>>34795274
If she's 4 feet tall I'm going to fuck her for 24hours straight on sight

>> No.34795302
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>> No.34795319

>>34795302
>sniff
>I'm finally a doctor...
>now I can aleve some of the suffering in the world!
>if I work hard, maybe someday there won't be a reason to cry anymore...
>Excuse me? I have this splinter in my finger. Could you give me a bandaid or something?
And then the banshee cried for several hours.

>> No.34795325 [DELETED] 

Niggers.

>> No.34795332

>>34794896
Shot milk out my nose at the stair scene, that's good stuff

>> No.34795334

Hi

>> No.34795338
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Human girl with Incubus boyfriend

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>> No.34795366

>>34795289
Too flustered from how weird it feels for them while you jack off or use and onahole! Or fuck the other girls in your harem.

>> No.34795370

How do I stop the fucking elves, I gave them some sugar the other day and they now have a whole ass religion around me now?

>> No.34795377

>>34795338
Incubi don't have pointy ears, fuck off.

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>>34795370
Ain't no stopping elves.

>> No.34795397

>>34795338
Aaand she's monsterized now thanks to him.
Which kinda sucks since it's kinda nice to also have a human girl in your harem of monster girls.

>> No.34795417

>>34795386
I can't go to work now cause that is above me. I need to pay rent

>> No.34795421
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>>34795386
Who would win in a fight between elves and foxes?

>> No.34795426
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34795426

Say what you will about elves but they got some nice ceremonial clothing.

>> No.34795432
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34795432

>all these s*nners this thread

>> No.34795440

>>34795421
>why?
>I don't know....

>> No.34795443

>>34795421
Now why would she do that?

>> No.34795452

>>34795432
Whats a sinner, miss angel?

>> No.34795457

>>34795432
you got other pictures right? This has been repetitive.

>> No.34795458
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>>34795432
Sunners?

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>>34795443
Competition for the commander's dick can get downright brutal.

>> No.34795498
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34795498

>"Whatcha doing?"

>> No.34795508

>>34795498
Leg day

>> No.34795514

>>34795498
Oh nothing much sweetie, come on in! I made some hot cocoa, and have some shepherd's pie in the oven!

>> No.34795518

>>34795457
It's not Anons fault that Valk has an unfortunately low scene count.

>> No.34795521
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>>34795508
I prefer tail day.

>> No.34795522

>settle down with your ex-gyaru delinquent Kobold and open a bakery
>you see her browser history and find out she's been looking at all sort of sexual torture methods to punish you in bed with
>find a secret room full of torture devices, only for the entrance to close and you see her standing there smiling, staring at you holding a leash
>"This time, the collar goes on you."

>> No.34795529

>>34795521
But humans don't have tails!

>> No.34795533

>>34795521
I do leg day so I one day can see tal day and be able to lift said tail

>> No.34795542
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>>34795238

>> No.34795558
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Ride to glorious victory with your mounted cavalry girlfriend

>> No.34795560
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>>34795426
Yep

>> No.34795568
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34795568

I love my onee-san.

>> No.34795573
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>>34795457
Bro...

>> No.34795577
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>>34795558
Sure.

>> No.34795604
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34795604

>draw Kurisu
>call it a monster girl

>> No.34795606

>>34795542
I have a mighty need to breed this orc

>> No.34795639

>>34795604
been seeing peopl post more mgq recently, did a new chapter or whatever come out?

>> No.34795687

>>34794962
Every hour of every day.

>> No.34795702
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34795702

>The nearby group of Order Crusaders see you munching on a Prisoner Fruit

>> No.34795714

>release the emergency heckwans

>> No.34795716

Can you help me? I wish to go to the wurmlands but i dont know where it is, so can you tell me what direction it is in.

>> No.34795731

>>34795716
yeah it's back the way you came

>> No.34795737

>>34795716
Down.

>> No.34795745

>>34795714
>Smol heckwans released for emergency aggressive cuddling.

>> No.34795751
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>>34795639
Okay this is just a big theory but Black Souls 2 got a 3rd DLC. And although we have someone translating it (rare_cats) he said he'd take about a month for that. So all that playerbase started focusing on other games in the meantime, which likely meant they went for MGQ and SEQUEL while they wait, and due to the increase in players there this generated more discussion more players and more posting

>> No.34795759

I wonder, is it possible in a contract with a Demon, to specify her bodytype? I am a musclefag, would I be able specify that she has to be a 7ft muscle tank and her body would transform into that?

>> No.34795766
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>> No.34795778

>>34795745
Made me think of them being poofed and are all short stacks that tackle you and cuddle the shit out of you

>> No.34795782

>>34795759
In general monster girls would mammy bammy in the way you want but yes, you could specify a specific bodytype for her to maintain/keep as a prelude to whats coming.

>> No.34795791

>>34795778
Just because they are small doesn't mean they can't be aggressive.

>> No.34795811
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>>34795759
The trick is to replace the salt with protein powder that'll get the muscle demons coming

>> No.34795823

>>34795791
Thats they come in groups to pin you, cuddle. Then take turns rendering your pelvis useless

>> No.34795832
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>"Alright boy. If you really want to be my boyfriend, you must really learn and study elven culture and traditions and learn to speak the elven tongue. And please STOP calling my home country the 'Doughnut' or 'Doughnut Island!' The elven homeland is called Ulthuan, not a 'doughnut!' And lastly! We will absolutely refrain from ever speaking or interacting with those 'dark elf' outcasts, ever. And only then, you could be eligible to be an elven woman's suitor. Do I make myself clear?"

>> No.34795852

>>34795832
Ok but what about the welsh one that keeps shouting things at me?

>> No.34795864

>>34795832
Fuck off with your warhammer shit

>> No.34795872

>>34795832
Sounds like too much work. I think I'd rather get myself enslaved by a dark elf.

>> No.34795876

>>34795832
You captured me in a raid, I want to be free and fuck wurms, not you. YOU STINKY ELF

>> No.34795888
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>>34795832
I'd rather get tossed in the dark elf slave pits, at least I'll find less demanding girls there

>> No.34795906

>>34795811
So if get a christmas cake and put a thousand candles on it, what do I get?

>> No.34795908

>>34794973
I keep hoping to hear some voiceover on this, but it never happens

>> No.34795914

>>34795811
>summoning circle drawn with whey powder
>leggings, dumbbells, lifting belt, shaker cup, and hand chalk placed around at the points
>the summoning succeeds
>in the circle is the BIGGEST, THICKEST, and STRONGEST looking demon anon has ever seen
>she flexes and the protective wards shatter

>> No.34795930

I have jerked off to angels 7777 times, what do I get

>> No.34795938

>>34795832
D O U G H N U T

>> No.34795944

>>34795930
You're 7770000 times short there bud, better get a move on

>> No.34795949

>>34795930
carpel tunnel? cock callouses? nerve damage?

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>>34795778
Almost like Mofucores?

>> No.34795957

>>34789866
Marry the haku
Fuck/kiss holst and minotaur

>> No.34795973

>>34795906
A girl covered in wax.

>> No.34795974

>>34795944
What the fuck would happen If I managed that?

>> No.34795977
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>>34795604
Pretty based

>> No.34795983

>>34795852
What sort of things do they shout? Can you even understand it?

>> No.34795988

>>34795955
Kinda

>> No.34795998

>>34795983
I cannot.
Elvish was dumped for Ork when it came to picking languages.

>> No.34796000

>>34795977
So Paradox never got any new artwork?

>> No.34796008

>>34795974
Do it and find out, pussy

>> No.34796009

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing gets a nerdy mg going more than theoretical RPG build you'd run that have silly gimmicks.

Nerds love silly gimmick builds.

>> No.34796011

>>34795998
Maybe it's just in Welsh. Have you tried talking to them in other languages just in case they might know other ones?

>> No.34796017

>>34796000
I do know some monsters did get newer scenes. I don’t know if all did though. A lot of the artsprites are reused.

>> No.34796020

>>34795973
I am sorry, i meant in the putting the cake which I bought from the store then place 6666 candles on it and then put in the center of the summoning circle

>> No.34796024

>>34796011
I mean, if they speak welsh I could always try abyssal.
The language of things beyond the stars is pretty much the same thing.

>> No.34796028

>>34796009
Is it always the same dedicated anon posting this, or has this become an old meme done by different people?

>> No.34796037

>>34796028
still me

>> No.34796042

>>34796008
I just did

>> No.34796048
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>hmph, pathetic human. they're mere fleshy bags of fat, and THAT is your reaction? draining you won't even be exciting.

>> No.34796059

>>34796048
>hehe squishy milkbags

>> No.34796061

>>34796048
Drain me of what?

>> No.34796063

>>34796017
Yeah some monstergirls got new scenes. Recently there's a collab scenario with several other monstergirl games too.

>> No.34796067

>>34796048
Gimme mommy milkies, i want mommy milkies

>> No.34796069
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>> No.34796073

>>34795832
But you look like a dark elf is this a ruse

>> No.34796081
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>> No.34796085

>>34796037
thank you so much for doing these. they've been a constant pleasure to read and I always look forward to them.

>> No.34796086

>>34796009
I want a grimey gamer tengu to rip my gimmick build

>> No.34796089

>>34796048
Booba good tho

>> No.34796095
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>>34795832
Why did you post a mermaid, anon?

>> No.34796096
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>>34795832
I love Fate/Grand Uterus.

>> No.34796101
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34796101

>Saving a vampire's unlife
>Accidentally removing her magic powers

>> No.34796108

>>34796086
>You know, if you make it dex focused it'll work better.
>Why are you using that weapon with this feat? This race gets those for free.

>>34796085
No problem.
Now I sleep for real.

>> No.34796109

>>34796048
She won't be saying that for long when I fuck her silly from just paizuri.

>> No.34796110

>>34796096
Kek

>> No.34796120

>>34796063
Which games?

>> No.34796125

>>34796096
Which is rarer a lilim or a son?

>> No.34796128

>>34795888
I would be her slave if it meant sleeping on her thighs

>> No.34796135

>>34796125
Son cause no ones been able to get those

>> No.34796138

>>34795791
>shortstack lizardgirls care not for honor and will hunt like raptors

>> No.34796149

>>34796138
>Honor is for those taller than five feet.

>> No.34796155

>>34796138
>clever girl

>> No.34796160

>>34796138
jubjubs are my favorite raptor substitute

>> No.34796166

>>34796149
Made me think of what if an anon just ran into the horde nude

>> No.34796168

>>34794373
JARATE!

>> No.34796172
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>>34796069
What is it that makes asymmetrical horns so cute?

>> No.34796173

>>34796108
>I mean yeah, it's funny, but assuming equal level of play you'll never get this strat off, come on anon this is ridiculous
>Like here, 1v1 me and I'll show you how any strat you have couldn't take me on
>Gamer Tengu wasn't prepared for the intense mating press that followed

>> No.34796182

>>34796101
Does she still have her vampire traits?

>> No.34796188

>>34796173
>tries to say she meant 1v1 in the game, not irl while she gets her womb bloated

>> No.34796195

>>34796149
Womanlets, am I right?

>> No.34796219

>>34796188
>Yeah but you wouldn't be able to bend my talons behind my head in game

>> No.34796228

>>34796219
He can do that in real life while they're playing which would help him win in the game.

>> No.34796230

>>34796048
>they're mere fleshy bags of fat
wrong
theyre fleshy bags of milk

>> No.34796290

>>34796228
>take shortstack gamer tengu and plant her fat bird butt in your lap
>insert dick
>play with your arms wrapped around her so you can press and rub her chest while you play
>the controller rub sends vibrations through her chest
>frequently nibble one of her ears from behind
Lets see how she plays like that.

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>>34796302
I need a large harem of draphs.

>> No.34796391

>>34796182
She bit him and drank his blood, so looks like it.

>> No.34796411

>>34796302
How can any man resist?

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>>34796332
I just need one

>> No.34796435

>>34796155
>The Big One is just a regular sized lizardgirl who is very impressionable

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>>34796420
Sturm a cute.

>> No.34796488

Which are your favorite latenight sketches?

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>>34794491
The colour in this is really nice. Axems come a long way

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>>34796461
Sturm a fat

>> No.34796586

Imagine if a male human with a monster partner could only have male human offspring and the only way monsters could multiply was by turning human females into monsters.

>> No.34796593

>>34796586
That sounds cringe.

>> No.34796610

>>34796544
need more fat

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>>34796610
I think she's fat enough

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Do you think the DL could complete her grand plan by just abandoning their current world and taking full advantage of our world's massive surplus of miserable men?

>> No.34796642

>discussion on gachas games that has nothing to do with the thread
>holoshit
>endless /tg/ human asterisk spam
>monsterboys
>off-topic images
>botposts
>/d/ tier fetish posting
It's like the Summer that never ends. I hope that janny that shills holoshit has a heart attack so someone else can take his uncompensated job

>> No.34796662

>>34796642
Oh I forgot
>random anime and videogame discussion that also has nothing to do with the thread

>> No.34796698

>>34796488
DJ Succ or Maraca Gripphon

>> No.34796712

>>34796488
his greenworm

>> No.34796720

>>34796586
Better if Demon Lord gets off her fat thronesitter and makes it so Monstergirls can have human male children. Not being able to have sons is cringe, and think how happy it would make your waifu to have a couple rambunctious boys to raise alongside your many daughters

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>>34796720
Anon, she's working on it

>>34796617

>> No.34796748

>>34796720
Mong

>> No.34796754

>>34796731
Actually I blame KC. I love his work, but I don't understand why he went with this decision. I will admit it certainly adds tension and stakes to hat is otherwise a saccharine fantasy-world, but not being able to give my waifu twin boys so I can take them fishing and hunting is a bummer.

>> No.34796764

>>34796488
Wurm sketches

>> No.34796793

>>34796754
I guess you'll have to make do and dress your daughters in boys clothes when you take them fishing

>> No.34796801

I hope monsters never get to have human offspring, I like the dynamic that they can eventually lead to human and monster extinction if they get too zealous. it puts a small bit of tension in the world as monster population rises and rises and rises while human population dwindles. I like the story potential.

>> No.34796814

>>34796748
Why?
>>34796764
'Safety first' Wurm is great. I wanna see an atlach-nacha architect in a hard hat directing her hubby like a construction crane. Spiderbro Anon and Naa-chan construction firm is an idea I've had for a while--he can do the heavy lifting, and she's good at design and detailed web-work.

>> No.34796817

>>34796720
>>34796754
I'd always been under the impression the son thing would only happen if the Demon Lord finally won and that was sort of the main conflict of the setting

Life will continue as normal whoever wins, but neither side is willing to stand down.

>> No.34796846

>>34796793
>Raising tomboy daughterus

Based, but it's not quite the same. Besides, girls should have brothers to grow up with in a non-sexual way you coomers.

>> No.34796847

>>34796488
Buffcubus

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>>34796801
I'd much prefer some EXTREME SEXUAL DIMORPHISM with beeg monster daughters and average sized human sons.

>> No.34796860

>>34796853
haha lava pp go ooze

>> No.34796866

>>34796642
>botposts
Which ones?

>> No.34796875

>>34796748
>>34796814
What does mong mean?

>> No.34796886

>>34796793
Now I'm reminded of Robin from HIMYM.

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34796890

If you were in mg land, how would you spruce up your home to make it monster friendly or safe?

>> No.34796891

>>34796817
The main conflict of the series should be opening the portals, so perhaps it's a good thing monsters are strapped for boyim, makes them work harder on opening the Wurmholes to our world

Perhaps Human girls can have their monsterization delayed a few years, long enough to have a couple of sons before blooming into her monstrous new form. That way she can do her part to keep the male population up and still enjoy draining the life out of her husband every night.

>> No.34796894

Which monster girl would you like to see doing a dogeza and apologizing to you the most?

>> No.34796895

>>34796875
Mong is the stuff that comes out when you press on a pregnant woman's stomach. You guys don't even know that?

>> No.34796911

>>34796890
Tunnels for wurms to enter my house at any time

>> No.34796914

>>34796853
Obviously. Sons should look like their human father, with some of their mother facial features, and vice-versa. Imagine the intrigue of second-gen Monstergirl families! The son of a Wight and the Daughter of a Pharoah fall in love?!

>> No.34796918

>>34796617
They try shoving their noses into our world - they get full xenocide treatment and for a good reason. Welcome fantasy bitches, now say hi to 120-mm cannon tanks, explosive ammo, agent orange derivatives, the scorched earth doctrine, thermonuclear warheads and whatever bad boys they have hanging up there in high orbit. No one's interfering with humanity's natural destiny to be re-cultivated into a slave species by the rogue Satan-worshipping transhumanist elites.

>> No.34796927

>>34796875
Retard, muppet, spastic.

>> No.34796932 [DELETED] 

>34796860
I kind of sympathize with Muslims when they stone homosexuals. faggots ruin everything they hook their claws into
>>34796918
You feel you have no culture or belonging so you project onto fake ones

>> No.34796936

>>34796918
You know, /tg/ is missing a good poster because you're here. Why don't you head on back to your board and start a thread or two, kiddo?

>> No.34796962
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I just love my Wives and Daughter.

>> No.34796970

>>34796927
What do muppets have to do with those other things?

>> No.34796975

>>34796962
She's unbelievably cute, and your wife is always a joy. Just make sure Anna and Tiyasa get equal love around here!

>> No.34796976

>>34796962
I LOVE ME WURM WOFE

>> No.34796983

>>34796936
Maybe it's the poster some other anons said was the cause of the /tg/ posters abandoning their thread in the first place.

>> No.34796987

If you could bring a group of 500,000 of any monster (minus lilims) to bring about the end of “the age of man”, which species would it be?

>> No.34796995

>>34796932
>>34796936
Why do you guys keep responding to the same shit? Are you all just samefagging?

>> No.34796998

>>34796987
*Think long term propagation, like devilbugs or matangos.

>> No.34797010

>>34796970
It's just an expression, mate, means you're a daft cunt, a muppet.

>> No.34797016

>>34796918
I don't even see monstergirls as 'demons' anyways, since Japanese 'demons' are severely bastardized from what western demons are.

>> No.34797022

>>34796975
>Just make sure Anna and Tiyasa get equal love around here!
I plan to! My next comms will definitely be focusing on the other wives. Especially want to get a bunch more Tiyasa and Payak images. Belladonna as well.
I gotta ask who Anna is though.

>> No.34797032

>>34796976
very based anon!

>> No.34797037

>>34797010
That makes it sound British.

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>>34796987
Consider Greenworms

>> No.34797054

>>34796987
I guess for easy mode dark matters as every city, town and village monsterizes on large scale with little no way to counter
Baphomets though for funny mode as they magically seduce every politician and leader and blackmail them into allowing monster girls

>> No.34797059

>>34797016
Are you talking about "mazokus"?

>> No.34797065

>>34796987
Dark Matter

>> No.34797082

>>34796987
Wurms

>> No.34797132

>>34797022
For some reason I thought her name was Annabella and not Belladonna, don't know why.

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>>34796987

>> No.34797166

>>34797132
No worries friend!

>> No.34797178

>>34797039
>>34797158
Calm down there lads no reason to turn the world into wonderland or fallout style wasteland with all the munching greenworms do

>> No.34797183

Which mofu is the best mofu?

>> No.34797202
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>>34797178
I GOT SPURRRS
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

>> No.34797257

>>34797202
Your colorscheme is annoying. Turn it off.

>> No.34797267

>>34797178
You're right, it should be shogs who will multiply and coat the planets surface black.

>> No.34797276

The whole opening portals into our world thing mostly cause the many moral dilemmas that monsters bring, even if technically everyone gets the “Good End” the means matter just as much as the ends, mostly for the non con conversion of woman into monsters, like i love my female family members and friends i wouldn't want to wish that fate upon them.

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>>34797183
The best mofu is the "fluff" of an unreasonably fat chest

>> No.34797288

>>34797039
You have somehow made me like greenworms a bit more.

>> No.34797307

>>34796987
I don't care for snakes, but echidnas would be good for long term variety.

>> No.34797308

>>34797288
He's had the opposite effect for me

>> No.34797322

>>34797283
Why is she so angry

>> No.34797337

>>34797322
She was making her demon queen speech but the hero kept interrupting her talking about her obscenely big fat demon queen breasts

>> No.34797385

Imagine an ink based slime-type monster. You can get all the fun of the rubberhose cartoon style in a girl that can use it to be as sexy as possible.

>> No.34797433

Do you think shoggoths would be any good at fighting?

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>>34797385
>Imagine an ink based slime-type monster.
I don't have to. Batman Beyond was on TV when I was a kid

>> No.34797449

>>34797308
why

>> No.34797520

>>34797433
>Resistant to slashing, blunt, piercing, or any physical attack for that matter
>Resistant to ice, poison, electricity, and most status effects
>Potentially infinite ability to spread and regenerate
>Only known weakness is fire
Face it you can’t win against a shoggoth you might as well take your place as her master

>> No.34797541

>>34797520
What about fire?

>> No.34797556

>>34797520
How can she ever respect you if you just submit.

>> No.34797563

>>34794292
NEEEEEEEERD

>> No.34797607

>>34797563
Steal her glasses, hat and stick!

>> No.34797638

How does one help their priestess wife bring in more followers? A church/shrine can't stay affloat on it's own.

>> No.34797650

>>34797638
Door-to-door.

>> No.34797652

>>34797638
With legends and stories.

https://pastebin.com/FNh6hQre

>> No.34797678

>>34797650
>"Hello, do you have a moment to talk about the good words of Eros, Hathor, Ares, and the Fallen God?"
>they immediately close the door
I get the feeling that's not going to work.

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I just want to surprise an amazon by running up to her and giving her a big hug

>> No.34797740
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Kiss your local loli just like this!

>> No.34797750

>>34797740
Do small squirrels really have such big tails?

>> No.34797762

>>34797308
are they really that offensive or annoying

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>>34792486
Do your worst, I am loyal to the ACCEP (Armed Coalition of Centaurs, Elves, and Pollacks).

>> No.34797791
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>>34797750
That's on the small side you know.

>> No.34797809

What if Cheshire but also Carmen Sandiego? Cat burglar who could be anywhere, eh? EH?

>> No.34797819

>>34797786
Call in Aunt Hillary

>> No.34797827

>>34797809
She's always in my pants or in my bed, she's not very hard to find.

>> No.34797843

>>34797740
I only kiss hags

>> No.34797855

>>34797791
It's like she's just asking for it to get stuck.

>> No.34797863

>>34797786
Oh cool, you gathered all the garbage in one easily-avoidable place.

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>>34797843
lolibabas are good too anon. even better if you ask me

>> No.34797872

>>34797843
Your post feels like something you’d see on a bumper sticker in MGC.

>> No.34797880
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>>34797868
I think he means proper hags.

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34797883

Don't underestimate the intelligence of Kobolds, they have some really neat ideas sometimes!

>> No.34797887

>>34797872
>My other ride has scales

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>>34797880
>Proper
They're proper hags to my dick anon

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>> No.34797996

>>34797883
Yeah, well. Their brains are the size of lemons. So... yeah.

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>an inconspicuous mass of mofu appears in your house

What do?

>> No.34798038
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34798038

>>34798036
This

>> No.34798040

>>34798036
Brush it.

>> No.34798057

Which monster girl actress is most likely to flip out when a Gremlin walks in and checks the set in the middle of them shooting a scene?

>> No.34798063
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34798063

>>34797996
What's that supposed to mean?

>> No.34798066

>>34798036
Poke it with a stick.

>> No.34798068

>>34798063
That cats don't like them

>> No.34798079

Are Cu-Sith and Kobold just the same monster but in furry and not as much furry variety?

>> No.34798085

>>34798079
yes, kobolds are cu sith after a haircut

>> No.34798130
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34798130

>>34798068
They can still learn to be friends!

>> No.34798137

>>34798079
Kobolds are a monster girl species from the start, Cu Siths are normal pets that became monster girls.

>> No.34798142

>>34798130
Tail wags dog

>> No.34798162

>>34796120
SHRIFT, Parade Buster, The Three Charms, Succubus Quest, ROBFS4U, Succubus Rhapsodia, Succubus Prison

>> No.34798172

It feels like there's not really that much funny Kobold fanart out there.

>> No.34798179

>>34792486
Was?
Ihr wisst schon dass ich deutsch sprechen kann oder?

>> No.34798204
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34798204

>>34798172
>"Do something funny, you little dummy."

>> No.34798214

>>34798204
Dont be ruff with the little 2hu

>> No.34798216

>>34798204
But Kobolds are pretty funny when they're playing with you and trying to get your attention at home!

>> No.34798219

>>34793599
Simple, choose whichever monster girl you prefer, and act like you don't know how to use any of the machines. Ask detailed questions on how to use said machines, and play dumb. When she eventually shows you how to use one of the machines by demonstrating how to use them herself, make sure to loudly talk about how she's moving a lot of weight, and that she's really strong.

You'll do fine.

>> No.34798220
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34798220

How can I find the biggest, meanest, angriest dragon out there

>> No.34798226

>>34798220
Search the farthest places for them, and then do something mean to them.

>> No.34798230

How do you help a Weresheep with her bag of salad chips she just can't tear open?

>> No.34798234

>>34798230
Breed her until she forgets about it

>> No.34798243

>>34798220
Ask around I guess? The NPCs know all kinds of things.

>> No.34798253
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34798253

Do you think ant girls sing miner songs while working?

>> No.34798259

>>34798253
Hi-ho

>> No.34798261

>>34798253
More importantly, do they sing miner songs while fucking their husband?

>> No.34798263

>>34798234
What are you gonna do when she remembers it later?

>> No.34798264
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34798264

>>34798204
Don't touch the doggie mother fucker.

>> No.34798265

>>34798261
>their husband?
They have those?

>> No.34798273

>>34798263
Round 2

>> No.34798274

Dreamt I was lifting at the gym with a BIG Mino
This puzzles me, because I only lift at home and I've never actually been in a gym.
Was a very pleasant dream, though.

>> No.34798280
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34798280

I want to keep Gator-senpai warm.

>> No.34798285

>>34798274
Well how are you supposed to pick up a mino if you're at home? Gotta go to the gym to flex at monsters.

>> No.34798287

>>34798280
I want to brush Gator-senpais teeth

>> No.34798291
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34798291

>>34798214
>>34798264
Is it okay if I just pet her?

>> No.34798293

>>34798280
Instincts are screaming at me not to put parts of myself in an area with that many sharp objects, HOWEVER....

>> No.34798298

>>34798280
I want to mount her from behind and cover her eyes with a towel to calm her down for the upcoming bondage session.

>> No.34798299

>>34797638
breed her
teach children

>> No.34798303

>>34798253
Beweare the spider-ant!

>> No.34798311

>>34796890
scale it up for all the big girls coming over and make the kitchen much bigger so I can feed them properly

>> No.34798313

>>34798299
But she's a dragon. That'll take forever.

>> No.34798316

>>34798291

The pig monkey deserves bullying

>> No.34798323
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34798323

you ever have a snake coil around you in real life? Its a very weird sensation

>> No.34798327

>>34798273
But you'd let her eat her chips eventually, right? It'd be too cruel to let the chips she'd been so eager to munch down on just go stale like that.

>> No.34798345

>>34798323
I've always wanted to touch one. I heard their scales are smooth and slippery like they're covered in a film of oil.

>> No.34798390
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34798390

>human! when I'm th- *zzzzzz*
>...
>WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, you'll be, uh, uhhhhh
>ah forget it, just lay down there, I need a pillow
>zzzzzzzz

>> No.34798455

>>34798345
belly scales like smooth fabric or very fine sand paper, vipers generally have very rough scales on top for camouflage, theyre also "fragile"; whereas pythons and boas are generally smooth all around and very solid for obvious reasons

>> No.34798478

>>34798390
I love that scene so much

>> No.34798488
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34798488

marry foxes

>> No.34798521

>>34798488
But i don't like foxes.

>> No.34798565
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34798565

>Look at me. I am the onee-chan now.

>> No.34798583

>>34798565
Alice: The Thiccness Returns

>> No.34798624

What would a fennec kitsune's shrine look like?

>> No.34798628
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34798628

Would Fire Dragons be like combining a Salamander's blazing passion with a Dragon's haughtiness?

>> No.34798768

Which monster girl is the most likely to bonk you for being inappropriate in public since she thinks such displays should be shared intimately between you two in private?

>> No.34798787
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34798787

>>34798768
Rapecat.

>> No.34798798

>>34798628
There is no shame in losing to your better.

>> No.34798823
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34798823

When will the government stop her sinful hand?

>> No.34798893

>>34798823
Damn you, cancer emoji cat.

>> No.34798969
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34798969

pale vampires

>> No.34798972

>>34798565
If an Alice is a loli succubus, wouldn't an adult Alice be just a regular succubus?

>> No.34798977 [SPOILER] 
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34798977

make sure to confess your love to a loli hag today!

>> No.34798992

>>34798972
She's an adult loli succubus, the adult version of a loli succubus.

>> No.34799097
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34799097

>>34794222
>Yetis, but with black fur
Those are scary goth Yetis

>> No.34799134

made sure never to drink anything before bed and always go for a pee, lest I need to go in the night while trapped in the iron grip of the biggest mino

>> No.34799158

>>34799134
Going to the bathroom alone at night is a great way to get attacked by Akanames

>> No.34799196

What if I go onto 4monster and tell them I'm afraid of being alone at night?

>> No.34799217
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34799217

>>34799196
a bogey will appear under your bed

>> No.34799261
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34799261

Be careful lads some seething apophis has gone around kidnapping wild jackal girls, dressing them up like anubises and sending them into pharaohs’ courts around the desert. Luckily there’s one simple trick to find out if she’s a real anubis or a mere jackal ! !

>> No.34799266
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34799266

>>34799217
Or a Succ will show up to make you not feel alone

>> No.34799327

>>34799196
silly anon, you're never alone at night

>> No.34799338
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34799338

Good shit. I love how active the tail tip is throughout.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89921950

>> No.34799356

>>34799217
>>34799266
>Both of them come to "comfort you"
>They fight over who gets to cuddle you.

>> No.34799429
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34799429

Imagine that when you go to kiss your waifu, you're always met with a sweet taste and smell like that of brown sugar. Even first thing in the morning when a person's breath is less than stellar, that's not the case with her. It may be particularly hot and steamy, but it's still sweet and with a pleasant smell. That's what makes dormice so great. They always taste syrupy sweet for you no matter what. No hellhound stink breath. No breath that smells like death and rotting flesh. No repulsive feline breath. Not even a faint, neutral smell. She's always sweet and pleasant to smell

>> No.34799525

>>34799158
It's fine as long as you pee standing.

>> No.34799536

>>34799266
You mean a Succubus (Alp)

>> No.34799540

I am going to make a thread about wurms on 4monster everday, and talk about how they are best. Surely this will go well

>> No.34799590

>>34799327
What, they are in my house, chief god save me and give me an guardian angel or two

>> No.34799595

>>34799590
the guardian angels are already in your house too

>> No.34799614

>>34799595
Thanks, i wish to meet them and tell they are real pretty

>> No.34799633

>>34799590
Guardian angel will have to protect your virginity by encasing your dick with their pussies.

>> No.34799672
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34799672

>>34796488
>>34796847
LN Buffcubi are lovely!
>>34796698
That Griffon was drawn by Loen.

>> No.34799677

>>34799633
Thats neat, I can both lose and keep my virginity. Thanks Guardan angel-san

>> No.34799680
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>>34799633
Indeed

>> No.34799709
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34799709

>>34798488
Create more Foxes

>> No.34799755

>>34799680
How big you reckon those angels can get?

>> No.34799824

I am going to hug the oldest single angel in my area

>> No.34799845

>>34799755
As big as the thread limits.

>> No.34799903
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>>34787680

>> No.34799934

>>34799903
Dunkleosteus please.

>> No.34799967
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34799967

>Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna rape him hard
>The second he steps out into the open I'm going in for the kill

>> No.34799978

I want to be the smol husband to a momster who is massive at least 10ft tall

>> No.34799990

How might you imagine or envision a Total War type game with MGE monstergirls?

>> No.34800033

>>34799967
>In b4 grabbed and fucked in full nelson

>> No.34800047
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34800047

I wanna protect a little squirrel from those awful jerks that keep calling her a tree rat. She's not a rat, she's a lovely, adorable little fluffball and deserves to be hugged and headpatted!

>> No.34800050

>>34799978
Smol bous belong to tall monsters.

>> No.34800064
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34800064

>>34799903
You know what they say, the bigger, the dumber.

>> No.34800066

>>34800033
That is exactly what you should do.

>> No.34800067

>>34799755
If they have some Primordial Regression Form, biblical angels could range from anywhere between human-sized humanoids to outright giants with the size of castles.

>> No.34800087

>>34796890
Having a Gargoyle girl or a Werebat among your castle household seems like a good idea. Makes for a good bodyguard too I bet.

>> No.34800097
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34800097

Small girls to tower over are the best

>> No.34800100

>>34800064
>he doesn't want a cavemonster waifu

>> No.34800109

>>34796914
>The son of a Wight and the Daughter of a Pharoah fall in love?!
Did they meet at the Undead Club at school? I mean they are both undead I guess.

>> No.34800121

>>34799967
She knows she stole my keys last week and can come in anytime she wants, right?

>> No.34800127

>>34800100
Just don't let her do anything that involves math.

>> No.34800141

>>34799338
You gotta keep up the tempo with snakes, once they get thier fat tails on top of you like that it's over.

>> No.34800158

>>34800100
I would love and spoil said cave wife to the moon and back

>> No.34800232

Im going to tickle a cheshire

>> No.34800245

>>34800121
Just let her pretend.

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>>34787680

>> No.34800290

>>34794222
Wouldn’t that just be Sasquatch?

>> No.34800564
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34800564

If I mating press a h’orc warlord in front of her lieutenants does she level up or level down?

>> No.34800613

>>34800564
Yes.

>> No.34800650
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>meanwhile in a noble and or politician monstergirl exclusive message board
>"Hey gal pals, got a hostile army with lots of boys and men heading to my territory. What do?"

>> No.34800751
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34800751

My country just sold itself. Can I sell myself to Dark Elves now?

>> No.34800865

>>34797288
>>34797308
The duality of man

>> No.34800890

>>34797996
>responding to holoshit

>> No.34800892

>>34800564
level up
she just got a baby and her lieutenants did not

>> No.34800923

>>34800890
If you talk shit about anything Latenight draws you don't belong in these threads.

>> No.34800947

>>34800923
Wonder if you posted this in response to all the off-topic trash shitting up the thread, like that image from the Room. Probably not

>> No.34800961
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34800961

Beware of monsters disguised as human women, they have been the doom of many adventurers' careers

>> No.34800973

>>34800961
I don't read moonrunes

>> No.34801001

>>34800947
No, because those were not drawings of a Kobold by Latenight. Latenight is wholesome and comfy and gives warm, fuzzy feelings in a cold and dark world.

>> No.34801006

>>34801001
>off-topic spam is okay if I like it

>> No.34801012

>>34800890
It's weird how he keeps it up considering people rarely bite that anymore.

>> No.34801023

>>34800923
Quality of drawings he makes for these threads
>>34798038
Quality he makes for everywhere else
>>34797883
He doesn't care, he just scribbles shit in 2 minutes and posts it

>> No.34801036

>>34800923
Vtuber shit is still vtuber shit.
Keep it out of here kobolds don't need your 3d whores

>> No.34801062

>>34801006
>>34801023
>>34801036
I don't think I like these threads anymore.

>> No.34801120

>>34801062
Latenight is still great, just be a bit smarter about what you post. Plenty of good MGE artists have done futa, gangbang or monster boys but you don't see those images posted here just because the artist is good.

>> No.34801121
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>> No.34801133

>>34801001
>Kobold
Korone isn't a Kobold.

>> No.34801173

Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me who is the fastest waifu of them all

>> No.34801207

>>34801173
Your mom but take out the waifu part lol

>> No.34801316
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34801316

Bugs were made to breed, vampires were made to seethe

>> No.34801328

>>34801316
I prefer mosquitoes to disgusting flies

>> No.34801336

>>34801316
Fuck off with your forced meme

>> No.34801354

>>34801173
cockatrice
gotta go fast

>> No.34801360

>>34801316
Imagine how many eggs you can fertilize at once

>> No.34801364

>>34801316
I don't get how some people need to try and create a fake rivalry just to argue about something that doesn't matter because it was never an issue in the first place. It's the same thing with that guy who was pushing an asinine jinko v minotaur rivalry based on nothing

>> No.34801384

>>34801364
But vamp mosquitoes and vampires canonically don't like each other

>> No.34801422

>>34801384
>I read this one throwaway line so I'm going to fabricate an entire rivalry in my head
This reads like something from another board. Are going to start posting like this now too?
>oh no no no what will vampirekeks do now?
>mosquitofags seething rn. dilate mosquito trannys lol

>> No.34801425

>>34801384
But the vamp mosquitoes don't even care, though.

>> No.34801518
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>>34801364
I don't mind stuff like that at first. It is obnoxious when it's the same thing posted repeatedly, though. Same thing with an original post/image getting some (You)s, and then someone posts the exact same thing the next day. Imagine going up to someone irl and repeating the exact same joke again and again with no change, I just don't get it.

>> No.34801551

>>34801173
Crow Tengu is super fast.

>> No.34801622
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>>34801551
FAST

>> No.34801630

>>34801518
That apophis looks nice. Can we get lunch together?

>> No.34801652
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>>34801364
Yeah, I don't care for the weird rivalries either, but I do like to see monsters fighting every now and then.

>> No.34801654

>>34801207
Why can't momsters also be waifus?

>> No.34801680

>>34801652
YEAH BEAT HER ASS DEVILJHO-CHAN

>> No.34801690

Any hole is a goal

>> No.34801695
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34801695

I'm starting to fall for this one-eyed mean, arrogant girl.

>> No.34801730
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34801730

How much does it cost to buy a tanuki for a night?

>> No.34801756

>>34801730
Your hand

>> No.34801780

>>34801756
But what if you don't want to get amputated?

>> No.34801786
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>>34801652
A rivalry between personalities is fun, a racial rivalry made up by an autist in order to provoke needless discord is not.
Also deviljho chan is only tough until she comes face to face with Bazel or Rajang

>> No.34801807
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34801807

>>34801780
Don't be such a baby, limbs grow back.

>> No.34801809

>>34801780
Then your dick in her pussy

>> No.34801835
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34801835

>>34801173
Raiju? Kamaitachi? I tend to associate wind and lightning types with being fast.

>> No.34801850

>>34801835
You can hear a small rumble of thunder if you do that.

>> No.34801856

>>34801809
>Get to pay for having sex by having sex with her
Didn’t know tanukis were such sluts

>> No.34801871

>>34801807
no zey don't

>> No.34801876

>>34801856
You have to get past her guarda tho

>> No.34801886

>>34801652
YEAH EAT HER ASS DEVILJHO-CHAN

>> No.34801893

>>34801173
>>34801835
Light is way faster than both.

>> No.34801897

>>34801876
*guards

>> No.34801920
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>>34801897
Guard tits are for burying your face into. Why else would they be at head-level?

>> No.34801921

>>34801786
Even Furious Rajang cowers in fear when Raging Brachy-senpai actually attends school.
She's the most dangerous delinquent of them all, even more than Ruiner Nergi.

>> No.34801960

>>34801921
Should I pull a prank and teleport away

>> No.34801980
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>>34801921
There's a new "most powerful delinquent" at school every week, it gets difficult to keep track. Besides everybody knows anon is the most powerful, the former queen delinquent hasn't been seen at school after he knocked her up with twins

>> No.34802000

>>34801980
Can't beat the cock.

>> No.34802011

>>34801980
They say Fatalis has been a delinquent since before first grade.
They say they let her graduate from highschool despite having only been to school a few days in her life.

>> No.34802062
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34802062

I am more of a zinogre guy.

>> No.34802121

>>34802000
Trips confrim that the cock is the allmighty spear we carry in our pants

>> No.34802136
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>>34802062
Almudron is making me reconsider those muddy types.

>> No.34802141

Are there any games like MH, but it's monstergirls and you hunt them down to fuck them silly and add to your harem?

>> No.34802165
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34802165

>>34802136
Get yourself a Gazer

>> No.34802194
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34802194

Her tongue is coated with paralytic saliva

>> No.34802215

>>34802141
Succubus Affection is basically that.

>> No.34802273

>>34802141
I think Forest of the Blue Skin works like that.

>> No.34802321

>>34802215
>>34802273
Got any place where I can get 'em

>> No.34802399

>>34802321
pretty sure /mggg/ has it in their mega

>> No.34802433

>>34802399
10q

>> No.34802541

>>34802194
>Pin her down
>Stick dick in her mouth
>Venom affects you immediately paralyzing you
>Unable to move but still inside her mouth
>She’s unable to move you due to your body being locked up
>Still feels good even if you can’t move
>Coom
Hoist by her own petard

>> No.34802545

If you had the to be reborn into the world of MGE, would ya rather be raised by in a monster girl town by a momster or be raised in a human town?

>> No.34802570

>>34802545
I wanna grow up with Art Fairies. Then I'd set out into the world to draw and paint shit.
Then one day I'm painting a lake and a Dragon dives into it because she thought the glimmer of sunlight on the surface was a shiny bauble.

>> No.34802575

>>34802545
I'll take the momster in monster town. Seems like a lot more fun.

>> No.34802588
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34802588

>>34802136
>>34802194
Can't I have someone more...clean?

>> No.34802613

>>34802570
I have the image of a confused dragon with paint smeared on her face as she has a torn canvas on her neck

>> No.34802624

>>34802588
That's so pretty

>> No.34802630

>>34802545
momster
I've always wanted to be coddled

>> No.34802638

>>34802613
I meant that she dove into the actual lake, not the painting. But that's a nice image.

>> No.34802640

>>34802588
Sure but your gunna have to go "hunt her".

>> No.34802656

>>34802545
Can I just be the average NTR RPG Maker game cuck protagonist there?

>> No.34802686
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34802686

>>34787680

>> No.34802698
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>thunderstorms for 3 days
I just wanna go shopping

>> No.34802700

>>34802656
yes, alps are a thing

>> No.34802711

>>34802698
Yesterday we had thunder, it was nice. Today is sunny and hot.

>> No.34802718

>>34802698
invite her to come with you

>> No.34802732

>>34802686
Damn look at that snoz

>> No.34802838

>>34802545
Human town since I THINK MOMSTERS SUCK

>> No.34802848

>>34802698
Do you think she likes to do shenron impressions?

>> No.34802879

>>34802848
>oh mighty sheron, can I get a bitch to fuck?

>> No.34802888

>>34802879
>not "I want a pair of panties"

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34802891

>>34787680

>> No.34802903

>>34802888
Living panties to fuck?

>> No.34802918

>>34802888
Panties are fabric, a gal has 4 or 5 holes to stick it in

>> No.34802937

>>34802903
>>34802918
But the Dragon Ball reference...

>> No.34802955

>>34801133
Can't you just pretend it's a picture of a Kobold?

>> No.34802970

>>34802937
It still counts even if the panties are alive.

>> No.34802971

>>34802937
Fuck your ref. I wanna fuck a bitch in the spinnert

>> No.34803087

What would it be like having a living panty gf

>> No.34803171

>>34803087
Soft and silky.

>> No.34803200

>>34798488
Every time I see Tamamo I can only think about cumming between those tits. Holy fuck they're HUGE

>> No.34803317
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34803317

>>34803200
Not big enough I say

>> No.34803318

Where can I find the beef?

>> No.34803324

>>34803317
Could be bigger.

>>34803318
Out in the country

>> No.34803334
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34803334

>>34803318
Not in the city.
The beef is out in the wilds.

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34803361

>>34803324
>Could be bigger.

>> No.34803385

>>34803361
Now thats them fox holst hybrids, I've been hearin about

>> No.34803388

>>34803361
Good, that right there is prime fox.

>> No.34803402

I wonder what happened to the actual human servants, slaves, and minions of monsters that they had prewaifuization afterwards.

>> No.34803417

>>34803334
>The beef is out in the wilds.
What would a feral holstaur be like?

>> No.34803446

>>34803402
>Mistress, No!
>I am your butler, this isn’t right!

>> No.34803448

>>34803417
bigger than your average holst
doesn't tell you she needs to be milked, will just grab you or shove your head between her tits
bit less docile

>> No.34803456

>>34803317
Meh, I fucking love huge breasts but after a while it gets to /d/ tier and that just looks retarded.

>> No.34803470

>>34803417
Isn't that basically just a Minotaur?

>> No.34803488

>>34803456
Yeah i feel ya they need to be balanced

>> No.34803514
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>>34803456
It also depends on how the girl is built. The thicker she is the bigger she can go. Sticc girls with huge boobs look silly past some point.

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34803516

>>34803456
ive got just the thing for you

>> No.34803530

>>34803417
>>34803448
Wouldn't she actually have smaller udders?

>> No.34803537

>>34803470
Less regular aggression and more aggressively cuddly

>> No.34803544

>>34803488
>>34803514
So just make her ass gigantic too and she's fine?

>> No.34803555

>>34803530
You’re probably right, without a farm feeding her they would be smaller

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34803582

>>34803537
Aggressively cuddly is exactly how Minotaurs should be.

>> No.34803593

>>34803516
>Hey anon who loves big tits! Join the Sabbath, where almost all the girls are flat as a fucking pancake!
Considering this is probably how Bapho-chan would actually behave, I think she's canonically retarded.

>> No.34803610

>>34803544
No, that would actually look worse. I've seen shit like that and it just ends up looking like inflation porn.

>> No.34803616

How would mgs feel about flying on a plane?

>> No.34803619

>>34803593
small chests are the best, you dont have to worry about "too big" or "looking retarded"

>> No.34803625

>>34803555
So, >>34803470?

>> No.34803630

>>34803530
I meant bigger as in BEEG
muscles, she uses them more often
She'd be more like a less aggressive, milkable mino

>> No.34803631 [SPOILER] 
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>>34803361

>> No.34803642

>>34803544
I meant keep everything balanced, and it would be good and don't go overboard

>> No.34803643

>>34803616
Snakes would love it.

>> No.34803650

>>34803631
I NEED IT, LIKE I NEED AIR TO BREATHE

>> No.34803652

>>34803619
They're also boring. Tits turn me on, flatties don't interest me in the slightest.

>> No.34803655

>>34803642
So everything balancedly huge?

>> No.34803662
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>ywn be in a town that is about to be conquered by ocelomehs
>you get dragged, along with every other single male, out on the streets
>you are made to watch as throngs of ocelomehs perform victory dances and strange rituals while slowly marching towards you
>one by one each of you gets "sacrificed" and fucked mercilessly out in the open

>> No.34803686

>>34803616
>harpy on plane
>bird brain doesn't realize the irony

>> No.34803687

>>34803662
Time to show thes cats what the conquistdors dong is like

>> No.34803732

Which monster girl would have the fattest ass?

>> No.34803733

>>34803686
There's no irony
Same way as you'd rather drive to s far situation than walk , they'd rather fly on a plane than fly themselves.

>> No.34803737
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34803737

>>34803616
>plane is noticeably leaning to one side slightly the whole flight after she got on

>> No.34803740

>>34803732
Any slime

>> No.34803750

>>34803732
The Brazilian ones.

>> No.34803751

>>34803737
Fatty

>> No.34803768
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>>34803318
Your nearest rural area

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>>34803751

>> No.34803809

>>34803782
If she ain't, why did the plane lean after she got on, hmmm?

>> No.34803830

Monstergirls thinking there's more to life than love and family, like travelling!

>> No.34803932

>>34803732
Ushi oni, just look at the size of that spider butt>>34803737

>> No.34804017

>>34803750
What would be the most common monster girl among them?

>> No.34804056

>>34804017
Fluffy Kakuens

>> No.34804083
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>>34803732
Birds.

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>>34803751
>>34803932
Consider yourselves fucked

>> No.34804097

Fucked up that the dragon queen is still single. How did she fuck up so bad?

>> No.34804100

>>34803809
She's not fat, she's just got very big muscles.
Muscles is triple the density of fat, that's why she's heavy.

>> No.34804121

>>34804092
Yeah, got me some fat ushi ass

>> No.34804123
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>>34804083
nice ass

>> No.34804125

>>34804092
You seem to think I meant that as an insult
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

>> No.34804143

>>34804097
Probably waiting for a Chad duke billionaire with a 12 inch dongle.

>> No.34804172

>>34804123
You can tell shes american

>> No.34804183

>>34804097
>queen
Every man that enters the country has to go through the guards, receptionists, transport drivers etc.
Being the queen is being in the worst possible position to get a boyfriend because she is basically on the bottom of the barrel.

>> No.34804199

>>34804183
Why can't she just demand one?

>> No.34804201

>>34804172
Subtle.

>> No.34804206
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>If you want a picture of the future, imagine a pair of boobs smothering a human face— forever.

>> No.34804209

>>34804172
Isn't she perfect?

>> No.34804210

>>34804183
Imma kiss that hag

>> No.34804226

>>34804199
What makes you think the messenger won’t marry the guy first?

>> No.34804242

>>34804199
This would make her look desperate, as a Dragon she's too proud for this. She has the right idea with the incognito guide gig.

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>>34804206
nooooOOOOOOO LET ME GOOOOOO

>> No.34804274

>>34804242
Man imagine being the guy she latches on. Every time you try to go somewhere with your girlfriend the country enters a state of emergency because the queen disappeared and she is too prideful to drop the facade and admit to her subjects she did something like posing as a tour guide

>> No.34804276

>>34804206
Make it ass and i'll put on a collar and bark like a dog

>> No.34804310

>>34802891
Fox (battleship)

>> No.34804314
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34804314

>>34804206
I was going to say big meaty paws, but that works too.

>> No.34804341

>>34804242
>>34804274
>Incognito route doesn't work (you can take the Queen out of the castle but you can't take the castle out of the queen
>She sits on her throne depressed
>All of a sudden a portal above her and a man literally falls into her lap

>> No.34804357

I'm sick of seeing that not dragon ecertime I scroll down

>> No.34804415

>>34804274
I bet her advisors know what’s up, they just do it because they want her to be open about it

>> No.34804541
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Maids and concealed weapons go so well together

>> No.34804554

>>34804274
>what's with the 7' tour guide with the flaming bra
>don't worry about it

>> No.34804558

>>34804415
>the creeping realization as she recalls that a city guard referred to her as “Milady” while she was disguised out in the town

>> No.34804622

>>34803616
Dragons are insulted if you even suggest it. If you've got one that won't let you ride her, book a holiday and show her the plane tickets.

>> No.34804674

>>34804541
Maids are for raping.

>> No.34804688

>>34804558
Is she that slow?

>> No.34804707

>>34804541
Me like leg

>> No.34804717

>>34804688
she was on a secret date with her hubby, she wasnt paying attention to anything else

>> No.34804720

>>34804622
If she's too proud to board a plane, she better not complain about having to carry the luggage herself.

>> No.34804751

>>34803616
Wurms would probaly feel very scared and would wrap you up as their safety blankey

>> No.34804797

>>34804751
I'd feel pretty damn scared if there was a wurm on the plane.

>> No.34804840

>>34804797
Why? They are good girls

>> No.34804843

>>34804143
IIRC she's at the point she would marry even a peasant if he had the balls to ask her out, the problem is everyone thinks she's out of their league.

>> No.34804860

>>34804797
Monster passenger planes tend to be pretty similar to military cargo planes.

>> No.34804880

>>34804843
I am going to yeet myself into her castle and propse to her in front of single rivals

>> No.34804890

>>34804860
They would probably have to be more like those badly photoshopped jet liners.

>> No.34804894

>>34804843
>That one crazed anon who was willing to try and sneak into the castle to get that royal dragon booty
>All the guards, advisors, and servants conveniently find excuses to be out of his path so he can "sneak" to the queen

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>>34787680

>> No.34804929

>>34804894
>OH WOW, I SURE HOPE NO ONE FINDS THE SECRET HALLWAY THAT LEADS STRAIGHT TO THE QUEENS CHAMBERS THAT OYU CAN GET TO BY PULLING ON THE 5TH TORCH ON THE LEFT WALL

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>>34804720
>subtly suggesting that she's too weak to carry you and your luggage
The good news is that you'll get there in half the time it would have taken the plane.
The bad news is that she'll still be angry when you arrive.

>> No.34804984

>>34804929
>Two servants notice anon's feet poking out from behind the curtains
>"What would I do if I were trying to sneak into the castle? Well I would obviously avoid the west halls, since that is where the guards often go on their breaks, and remember that if I take the north hall to find the secret tile that would disable the traps meant to stop any intruders, I think it was directly to the right of the door?"

>> No.34804987

>>34804929
Thats too easy, i want to earn the queen with my own blood, sweat, and tears

>> No.34805035

>>34804987
>clumsy anon keeps hurting himself as he tries to sneak into the queen’s chamber
>entire guard force are holding back several worried wurms that smell his blood and tears

>> No.34805043

>>34805035
How are the guards going to hold back the cake wurm generals?

>> No.34805044

>>34804973
It's not about strength, she just shouldn't think that carrying suitcases in her arms is beneath her and makes her less majestic.

>> No.34805048

>>34802955
Not with vtubers plaguing /jp/

>> No.34805060

>>34804973
>implying she wouldn’t tie you up against her to rape through the duration of the flight

>> No.34805071

>>34805048
How are vtubers a bad thing? I remember when the original native posters were pissed about our thread attracting the "wrong" kind of people to their board back when we were moved here.

>> No.34805072

>>34805043
They were distracted by a false alarm about a kindly old man trapped in a cave to the south

>> No.34805083

>>34805072
Thank goodness mama wurm preaches about respecting your elders

>> No.34805117

>>34805035
When he reaches her, bruised and battered. He raises his hands and says I love you Denerona, then passes out with the biggest boner and standing as he was a man

>> No.34805139

>>34804987
>anon overhears the guards describe the unguarded route to the booty, decides it's too easy
>he draws his demon silver weapon and starts fighting the guards
>Deonora wakes up and demands that her servant explain what the cause of all the commotion is
>she starts to panic when she hears that there's an intruder near her bedchambers that is fighting the royal guards
>she bursts out into the hallways wearing only her nightgown, already swinging and shouting about how her own soldiers aren't going to cuck her out of this chance
>the guards find themselves in the worlds most bizarre pincer attack

>> No.34805152

>>34805071
>How are vtubers a bad thing?
In the context of this thread specifically, there's a difference between a completely fictional character and a persona of a performer whose personality is inseparable from their avatar.

>> No.34805220

>>34805071
Literally normalfag streamers with a 2d anime avatar over them. Not monster girls.

>> No.34805237

>>34805083
an old man living in a mamono neighborhood who was there before the mamono or the neighborhood. Origin unknown, changes every time you ask him. Nobody has a memory of the area that predates his existence.
A widower, nowadays he just sits around with his dog watching the neighborhood. A wisp comes by occasionally, but he tosses salt at her. Lich deterred by two hour long soliloquy about gardening.
occasionally babysits. Unsupervised children taught to fish, cuss, and break down, clean and reassemble an old model of rifle.
Somehow manages to appear at every cookout for miles around, even and especially family affairs he's ostensibly not a part of. Cannot be stopped from loading a plate.

>> No.34805438

>>34805139
This makes me want to draw this

>> No.34805469

go for it.

>> No.34805484

>>34805438
u wont

>> No.34805507

>>34805438
Do it

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>>34805438
do it faggot, bet you won't.

>> No.34805555

>>34805139
>Both anon and Denora hear a monster mutter "hmmm, he is kinda cute"
>Guards are even more confused as Denora crashes into that one inexperienced guard

>>