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There is no villain more vile than this in the undead lands.

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>> No.34808838
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>only six pics away from image limit

>> No.34808842

Wightfag's daughter might be the most sinister being in existence.

>> No.34808847

S-surely she's just keeping the chocolate from her, right?

>> No.34808856

first for wurms are best, better than the rest

>> No.34808866

She's keeping the vanilla ice cream as well.

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>> No.34808874

Oh my, you (un)lucky Anon! You caught the eye of a Lilim.
Not just any Lilim either, she's a rare Hybrid!

Just roll her other species right here, if you get a Lilim roll it's either a free pick or two rolls for extra species in the mix if you're daring (Doesn't stack if you pick the latter, Extra Lilim Rolls are just Free Picks).

If the lore seems weird like if you rolled a Angel hybrid then just chalk it up to Mamono Mana if you can't make a explanation.

What's she like? And how are you going to deal with her?

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Monster girls wearing lingerie or just naked: which is better?

>> No.34808912

lilim wurm, my penis is ready

>> No.34808913

>Kiki lilim
this is fine

>> No.34808927

>Flow kelp.
She's gonna drag me into the water and just float around while holding me.

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>amazoness lilim
I guess I'm becoming an S-tier househusband whether I want to or not

>> No.34808942

Oh shut up you did not roll a wurm.

>> No.34808944

No matter how powerful she may be, I just need stretchy anime meat to placate her.

>> No.34808961

Uh oh, I’m terrible with riddles

>> No.34808967
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posting this one more time because it's absolutely incredible.

>> No.34808982

>Jianshi Lilim
Guess my luxury corpse wife order finally came

>> No.34808996

>Tell me Anon, what is as inescapable as death, as powerful as a storm, yet as gentle as a summer morning.
>"Does it really matter? You're going to rape me regardless"
>That's the first correct answer you've given me and the answer was me.

>> No.34808999

Dangit, I forgot that was a possibility for some reason.
I'll rule weird options like that as "Just Reroll"

>> No.34809003

i can roll again if you want

>> No.34809011

>Trapped inside the flower prison of an insatiable Alraune-lilim

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>> No.34809017

Stacked snek

>> No.34809029

>Eel lilim
time for a slip n slide into those slimy panties of hers

>> No.34809030

name something more kissable than a wurm in a summerdress, you can't

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Capture glowgoat

>> No.34809033

Always needed to work out the mind better.

>> No.34809045

There ain't m8

>> No.34809052
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Luv me nuns.

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>Honey, I have an uncontrollable impulse to sleep on your tail every time I see it!

>> No.34809061
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>Deonora thinks she has it rough.
>Pharaoh has it harder.
>Anubi never leave her side.
>Sphinx are posted on every exit to her palace complex.
>She tried to slip away by bandaging herself head to toe as a normal mummy.
>Mummies trapped her on a glomp ball and a Khepri rolled her back to the throne room.
>She´s too proud to use her God Voice.
>"Mistress, what are you doing outside your sarcophagus?"
>Oh no, they have found her again...

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Jinko in a wedding dress

>> No.34809075

nuns are best and none can disagree

>> No.34809085

what about wurm in wedding dress

>> No.34809100

How the hell am I going to catch up to a Lilim Cockatrice?

>> No.34809108

time to glitch myself through the gate and go into her bed chamber and fuck her

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>> No.34809122

just load your self in a cannon and aim at her

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Lingerie or other extremely revealing clothes, but she gets stripped completely naked by the end.

>> No.34809156


Lingerie stays on during sex because I'm not Shirou.

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>> No.34809179

Would the awoobises be so heartless as to rip up my passionate love letter I sent to her?

>> No.34809187

What's the point of lingerie if you're just going to take it off right away?

>> No.34809192

>muscus toad
tagsall the way thourgh

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You better not be sinning!

>> No.34809215

Anubis paws...

>> No.34809223

I am sinning by lusting for wurms send a wurm angel for me

>> No.34809232


You're not supposed to. They even make pantyhose/fishnets etc that you can fuck in.

>> No.34809235

What exactly constitutes a sin anyway?

>> No.34809242

Is it offensive to ask a Mermaid to wear fishnets?

>> No.34809254


Not unless they're literal fishing nets.

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Thoughts on birdbrains?

>> No.34809271

Oh no! The spirit of your last pet is now inhabited a body and she wants to keep loving you! Who is she?

>tfw no Walker Beagle Onee-San who wants to go hunting with me every weekend

>> No.34809295

it's a bit overplayed given how smart some species of birds can be.
I'd still bang a jubjub regardless.

>> No.34809299

love em and would many nukebirbs

>> No.34809308

My experience with cats is that they are either very haughty or very needy.

>> No.34809323
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>tfw finally escaped Ohio
Feels good man. Here's your not that smutty albino cat smut for >>34090775. This one turned out to be a bit longer than expected, but it came out really well. Please enjoy this image I made in MS paint.


Up next, Greenworm baseball escapades. If anyone has the link to all the player cards Greenworm Anon posted, I'll take it. Hopefully I'll have a more regular schedule now that I'm settled.

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That's a sin
Insulting an angel, breaking a commandment like fucking and wanting to fuck monster girls, insulting your goddess etc.
Breaking the general law like streaking naked and covering yourself up in oil also counts even if under the excuse of being some strategy to beat or flee from monster girls.

>> No.34809340

Oh jesus fuck he's free. tfw returning

>> No.34809342


The last thing I want to do is lewd my late daughter. Her becoming a MG would complicate things.

>> No.34809349

Do you like dirt huts anon?

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Behold, the smartest birdbrain.

>> No.34809367

any home is a home

>> No.34809383

no, at the minimum clay

>> No.34809395

I was thinking of getting into mgq again but my sister said no

>> No.34809409

Welcome back, I will get to reading later.
>If anyone has the link to all the player cards Greenworm Anon posted, I'll take it.
Some of them are in the Mega archive, but it looks like it's not all of them. I don't remember if they were posted after Wikifag left, so you may just have to wait for Greenworm Anon himself to repost the missing ones for you.

>> No.34809442

Thanks, I'll check.

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>> No.34809484

>Phantom lilim
Reality? What's that?

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I didn't end up finishing them all, I took a break and forgot about them. I do have profiles for all the girls I haven't done that I can put into the folder if you want.

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Take extra caution walking along the alleyways, there have been reports of groups of Akaname ganglicking men walking home

>> No.34809582

That's why I keep a salt lick handy at all times.

>> No.34809595

this but for slugs

>> No.34809642

>lilim wife's territory is full of amazons
>The amazons don't care much for her so she decides to go on a little diplomatic tour
>To gain their respect she visits every single tribe and reverse mating presses you then fucks you silly in front of the whole tribe
>by the 10th one you were utterly mind broken and couldn't walk so she had to princess carry you
>the remaining tribes were pleased with just that sight alone but she still did the routine for the sake of completeness and because she liked it
>at least the amazons love her now

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>> No.34809731


Your sister is doing you a favor. Back when there was barely any MG content, it was serviceable, even if it had a lot of dodgy shit. These days it's really just a decent story that's weighed down by snuff/vore etc. A lot of the art is terrible, too.

>> No.34809753

I have a sudden urge to punish these delinquent little demon sluts

>> No.34809780

>Tomboy kunoichi GF that has a supermode complete with hair color change and black flames.
She's gonna get pissed when she hears an oni catcall you.

>> No.34809808

Bimbo Kunoichi who are hyper competent despite being empty headed fuckdolls.

>> No.34809820

nice, I loved it. FUCKING amazing

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It was pretty fun, and the story pretty good. Too bad as it progressed and the stakes grew higher and higher you'd avoid being defeated like a plague. Rape is fun and all, but when people depend on you the collateral damage becomes insane.

>> No.34809839

Nice, that was really good!
Be careful, Ohio might still be out there, waiting for its chance to strike back.

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The first pages of Jabberwock's Globe-Trotting Gourmet Adventure are done! These were in the works prior to the poll, and are a bit like a proof of concept, to give you an idea for how the pages might look for the other countries! Please check them out here, I really hope you'll enjoy them!


The poll will be ending this Saturday, so please vote in it soon if you haven't already! It's linked on my twitter!


>> No.34809914

Have a bully probelm, cheshires gettin you down, the wisps talking too much, while I have just the product for you. The wurm whistle, this whistle can only be heard by wurms and will stop the bullies in their tracks

>> No.34809923

Nice, I really like the concept and style!
Are you going to reveal the results of the poll once it ends, or are the locations going to be a surprise as they come out?

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This doesn't help with Wurm bullies.

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Oof, that's a tough choice to make...

>> No.34809959

Wurm bullies turn to softies as well because the whistle sounds like a man breaking down crying

>> No.34810003

Life is filled with difficult descisions.

>> No.34810012

And this is what turns the Boys into men

>> No.34810027

Anyone got a good referance for a please be gentle scene where the girl is on the bed

>> No.34810067

Sour sahuagin cunny will not convince me to live in one

>> No.34810069

Any things to draw that aint too long

>> No.34810109

Cheshire being an obnoxious memester to a P'orc because she found out the taxonomic name for pigs.

>> No.34810135

cursed weapon on living armor

>> No.34810144

I second Cursed weapon, they're very underrated I think.

>> No.34810162

Explain, i have the stupid

>> No.34810168
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This but with Druella holding Cheshire

>> No.34810189

living armor has picked up the cursed weapon and is now infected with it

>> No.34810191

>magus anon is from Ohio
If I knew you were around here I'd have bought you a drink, congrats on escaping. Keep up the good work!

>> No.34810193

lava golem relaxing in a sauna

>> No.34810203

I hope that Druella has a bad day.

>> No.34810215

So have you ever delivered on any of these? Been seeing a lot of these requests for stuff to draw and no sauce.

>> No.34810227

I wish her to have a good day

>> No.34810242

Dont worry, will try n do some

>> No.34810262

How would dialogue change?

>> No.34810270

Hopefully before you ask for more requests.

>> No.34810280

Something something ''you have been teasing X anon. Explain yourself''
''It was because of deez''

>> No.34810283

Am doing one now. The chesh one about deez

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When I asked Lilim for a golden shower this is not what I meant.

>> No.34810380

>it gets made
Oh shit.
>it has an actual presentation and art work
Oh shit?
>will actually make it past the first round
Oh shit! Nice work, Jabberfag. Props for delivering. I don't know if you have Ramen chained in your basement, but it looks good!

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>> No.34810391

Nice one mr wock, I hope she meets many good friends.

>> No.34810418

Damn thats some good stuff

>> No.34810421

She also wouldn't let me watch girls und panzer for some reason .

>> No.34810458

I need busty, monster girl twins.

>> No.34810471

this but wurms specifically

>> No.34810488

I aint got twins but drawing a wurm sexual dancing

>> No.34810513

thick girls are good girls

>> No.34810529

They are the most fertile after all

>> No.34810540

Gonna tie down a kiki making her think I’m going to do lewd stuff to her only to make her watch me cook dinner, wash the dishes, set the table and have a romantic meal with her, and then I’ll mating press on the floor and make her watch me clean up that mess to

>> No.34810552

Same but triplets

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>> No.34810605

How thick?

>> No.34810640
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This thick

>> No.34810644

So thick that I need your help

>> No.34810645

How is Under the Witch like? I'm interested

>> No.34810646
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Post badass monstergirls

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>> No.34810685

It's pretty good, neat animations and GREAT voiceacting. Wish it had more content, but it's a lark as-is. Get it on f95z

>> No.34810694

Extreme femdom game where the goal is to lose. Some shit fetishes like feet, humiliation and snuff? but also god tier ones like amazon position

>> No.34810710

I feel...cold

>> No.34810720

Call in the extra fluff dire yetis

>> No.34810722

>Imagine my waifu learning to sing and play piano
>Because she knows I have my old instrument lying around the house, and I used to love playing it. Long ago, before we met...
>Legit tearing up.

>> No.34810760

like guro? hard pass from me if that's what you mean

>> No.34810774

I've seen thicker

>> No.34810781

What about your old beloved instrument coming alive as a chichin obake so you two can have fun playing once again just like the old days?

>> No.34810808

Is it wrong that I want to be a local minor noble and during a hard winter give some food and shelter to starving werewolves that I think are pups just to find that they're actually a bunch of tomboy onee-san tier girls that fill out extra nicely?

>> No.34810817

Not guro choking out the pc with her thighs, I as the ? because I don't know if she just does it till he passes out or actual death

>> No.34810824

I prefer the sight of her leaning over the keys after we finish the Mozart concerto, dreamily gazing at me.

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I bring dancing wurm

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>> No.34810844
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Expect an angry letter from their wild werewolf mothers that you domesticated their daughters and demand grandchildren in reparation

>> No.34810858

cha cha cha

>> No.34810894

>Listen here, those girls were supposed to be raiding caravans for men! not riding atop them like they were on some sort of trip!
>I swear, its people like you that are ruining the wilds, don't you know how hard it is to keep girls interested in the traditional lifestyle of raiding humans and slaying demonic beasts?
>Honestly, if you don't get at least give us a pack or two of granddaughters we're going to be pretty pissed with you.
>Also, tell Sadie she needs to lay off the sweets as she's getting a bit chubby again and Natalia that she really needs to hunt a bigger beast for her bra.
>Papa will be sending a package of their favorite jerky soon so be sure to share

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>> No.34810919

Imma teach me Kids to use modern weapons not single sharped pieces of metal and how to hunt in urban enviroments

>> No.34810934

>Wolfu wives getting mad not just that your daughters aren't just using melee weapons but are now using crossbows and even muskets.

>> No.34810945

Im rasing them get their hubbies with as little energy wasted

>> No.34810975

>using crossbows and muskets to catch husbands
Now that''d make some great "and that's how I met your mother" stories

>> No.34810977

>Honey, how can they impress a guy if they say they just shot the beast?
>Dear, if he hears that she put down a huge beast with a single shot I think he'll be more impressed.

>> No.34811008
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We can go bigger

>> No.34811024

Either way is fine for me

>> No.34811034

I liked the visual of what happens when you push a floating cheshire.
Also my cat would scratch the shit out of me for going against the fur on a tail rub.

>> No.34811035

No snuff, but you do get choked out by thighs

>> No.34811058

Whats better head crushed by muscalr thighs or suffocation from thick thighs

>> No.34811068

I want to see how thick she gets after a pregnancy

>> No.34811074

>cat batter

>> No.34811102
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Merry Christmas

>> No.34811126

The happiest holiday.

>> No.34811200
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At what point can you step back and decide that a fox is sufficiently neutralized?

>> No.34811233

When there is no exposed skin

>> No.34811239

When she is gravid with septulets

>> No.34811251

Going to ensure she's getting a gift in 9 months.

>> No.34811258

Reminder that monsters talk trash behind the backs of literally everybody with their girlfriends.
How would you handle monsters gossiping about you?

>> No.34811259

God, thunk of the cuddles

>> No.34811273

I'm secure in the knowledge that 90% of my waifu's gossip about me would be about my massive pingas

>> No.34811286

>Greenworm autistically telling her friends about what hubby made for dinner last night

>> No.34811304

Tales about my somewhat high pain torlance and how mega horny i get when she mentions her old age. To the point i act like horny animal. Also my extreme love for wurms

>> No.34811320

>Houri Lilim
>..the greatest power of all succubi...men would become their prisoner after only catching a glimpse...
>...a devoted, ideal spouse overflowing with love and consideration for her husband...
>how are you going to deal with her?
My will is not superhuman, whatever my current aspirations- so 'dealing with her' is mostly going to mean 'being instantly enslaved by my desire for her', presumably followed up by her devotedly submitting to that appetite she has inspired in me. In the brief moments of refractory-period clarity, she will shower me with love like I have never known. Eventually I will manage to express that I do, in fact, want to do more than copulate at all waking hours, and she will dial back the 'unholy aura' enough for me to clear my head a while- at least until HER desire becomes too much.
Learning to balance filling Lilimpussy with everything else is going to be tricky, but at least she cares enough to help me make the effort, unlike those Pandemonium Radical types..

>> No.34811330

> dryad
Gues im fuckin trees

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I just want to say I love this guy's art

>> No.34811352

Yeah i love it too

>> No.34811354

>Mummies trapped her on a glomp ball
That sounds adorable

>> No.34811363

secretary bird and blue tongue skink are my favorites

>> No.34811375

Me too love the fat tail

>> No.34811400

How to get momster gf?

>> No.34811408

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes moving a damaged automaton to a different frame can have some odd consequences.
That stealth model wasn't prepared for the shortstack companion frame she ended up with

>> No.34811419

>Anon, im trying to hunt but the clap of my ass is scaring off the animals

>> No.34811433

"Dear, they sell rabbits at the grocery store."

>> No.34811443

>Face is still as stoic as can be.
>Not even letting an amount of emotion out in her voice.
>But she's vibrating and you can tell its out of mortification

This is where you give her a hug.

>> No.34811449

It would be out of instinct

>> No.34811456

>sneaks up on you
>chokes you out with her fat stack thighs
oh god

>> No.34811462
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he makes cute sneks

>> No.34811463

What if this is actually a 5D chess move to both ruin your reputation so the others don't try to jump on you AND to socially isolate (You) to generate dependency on them?

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>> No.34811475

As you should.
Automatons in that situation are for protecting.

>Operator Anon, if I were an assassin, you would be dead now. Please be careful in the future.
>Operator Anon?
>Gremsan, I am in need of assistance.

>> No.34811476

Lovely, would give the grem a 11/10 on gremers repair

>> No.34811478

with all this talking about getting your pelvis shattered or head crushed between thighs, i would of thought most of you have a guro fetish or something.

>> No.34811496

I'd still have a little green left in my hp bar

>> No.34811504

Its not literal, Anon.

>> No.34811506

Was born tough. Made in the usa after all

>> No.34811507

I'm pretty sure that kind of thing is just innuendo for most folks

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What's a better dynamic
>Police chief/detective anon taking on the mofukuza
>Thief anon being pursued by monster police

>> No.34811510

I've got stimpaks

>> No.34811514

Consider lipstick marks

>> No.34811516

Space outlaw anon is a personal favorite

>> No.34811519

The former

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>queen pirate comes from the dead to haunt you
>"jag sbarroooooo...."

>> No.34811530

Have them be brothers

>> No.34811535

Thanks for the new fetish, you ass muncher

>> No.34811546

Holy shit, this is amazing stuff! I'm actually at a lost for words at how well-made this is. Great work!

>> No.34811553

>Bunyip + Ratatoskr

>Get ambushed and wrapped in coils of endless floof
>She begins going through a Sherlock Holmes-tier monologue about how she calculated the perfect moment to strike based on my habits and her peerless observations
>I can't hear a damn word of it through all the fluff I'm wrapped in
>End up falling asleep in the floof

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>> No.34811567

Cunny bad

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Cunny great!

>> No.34811579

Love that aesthic

>> No.34811582

buy a bed
sleeps in the tree

fucking snake women

>> No.34811587

Old hag cunny is good, not young cuenta tho

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>> No.34811598

That was the plan all along anon.

My reasoning is just that that little kids irl are a pain in the ass to be around, why would I chose to be around that

>> No.34811602

Depends on the monster. If she's stern and stoic, have her in a position of authority. If she's full of levity and wit, make her a thief.

>> No.34811605

I m the Hunter of hags, where may i find a large grouping of hags at this hour?

>> No.34811621

wurm hags available deep underground

>> No.34811624

Should i break into druellas castle just to call her a hag?

>> No.34811630

Time to get down and dirty with the wurms

>> No.34811632

you should break in to steal a servant

>> No.34811638

I wanna make fun of her tho

>> No.34811646

make fun of her by relelentlessly sexing her wurm servant in front of her

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Your eyes play tricks on you, down there... In the dark...

>> No.34811655

just tell her that even her lowly servants are getting married before her, with said servant under your arm

>> No.34811656

That i can do, i am going to make the smuggest face I can pull while I do

>> No.34811657


>> No.34811662

Time to fap like i m trying to rip me my dick off

>> No.34811685

Well, hello ms bogey. I would love to talk to you so come into the bed and lets cuddle

>> No.34811689
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How about a stoic rogue and witty cop

>> No.34811701

I feel strange, as if someone is callin my name deep from the earth

>> No.34811720

hear the call of wurm

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>first roll
Uh oh

>> No.34811735

This made me think of having a wurm healer/preistess

>> No.34811744

Tell me about the alpha shog and how her service is.

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I go back and forth on whether to reveal it or not, but I figure that might as well reveal the results.

Thank you very much! I hope you'll wait warmly for the future ones, some of the locations I'm really excited for!

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>get Cu Sith
>get Cait Sith

>> No.34811864

I wonder what getting hit on by a blind and deaf kiki is like

>> No.34811898

I’ll trade you a Matango-Lim

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its okay I sacrificed a third ejaculation to her to get a Tritonia Lilim instead
now that I don't mind
imagine the tentacle play

>> No.34812039

So a normal Jabberwock but extra haughty and conceited! She will probably try to usurp the throne from the Queen of Hearts

>> No.34812057

And lose cause all the queen has to do is lay out some food and watch as she eats herself into a coma

>> No.34812072

I'm perfectly ok with limweasel triplets.

>> No.34812199

I got a troll lilm

>> No.34812217

Lame, use your reroll anon

>> No.34812220

>Valkyrie Lilim
Uhh... Huh. I uh... I dunno if this is just the Demon Lord's way of laughing at the Chief God.

>> No.34812224

I got a soldier beetle...

>> No.34812250

Mad Hatter Lilim

>> No.34812304

Gonna milk the lilim in order to pacify her.

>> No.34812394

>be apprentice under a salamander swordsman
>her cold, stern expression is a little unnerving, but she's an amazing teacher
>one night, you make dinner and bring it to her room, only to stop when you hear her moaning your name
>listening in, you can hear her talking to herself about how you're getting better every day and that soon you'll surpass her, all while mastubating vigorously
>you decide not to interupt her and keep this to yourself
>a few weeks later while sparring, you manage to knock the training sword out of her hands
>for the first time ever, you seen her emotionless expression break as she blushes furiously and gives you a look of serious arousal

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>Dragon lilim
Well, I guess I don't need my pelvis anyways, what's the worst that could happen?

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Are there any more funny Kobold drawings/sketches from these threads? Apart from just normal artwork, all I could find was this and the wight ones.

>> No.34812465

Dear Demon Lord, I'll be a shrived raisin of a man by morning. And she'll just keep going when I'm shooting blanks. Is this heaven or hell?

>> No.34812513

this is why you shouldn't base your diet entirely around semen.

>> No.34812562

Nice roll anon you got an uber powerful kuudere bodyguard that’ll subjugate all the nearby pharaohs and apophises making you the true ruler of the desert with her as your warrior queen to protect you and ensure you have an heir

>> No.34812568

Big booty lim

>> No.34812598

How big?

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>just give it up, cum tank anon. You know your favorite monster girl can't compete with succubus pussy! I will break you, so that you understand!

>> No.34812663

She needs proper dog food.

>> No.34812782

You see, that's where you're wrong. Succubi can't change their pussy to perfectly form to their husband's penis, like mine can, so in other words, Succs suck.

>> No.34812818

If there are ones that can shapeshift, then they can also change the shape of their pussies.

>> No.34812828

Living Armour Lilim? I'm all for it, but unsure how this Hybrid happened or works.

>> No.34812834

Whatever they can do, I doubt it'll compare to the pleasure that Manticore pussy can do.

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the cunny is stronger than the hallway

>> No.34812864

Reminder that all baphomets are hags larping as little kids and if other pussy is a "hallway" then their pussies are amphitheaters.

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>> No.34813062

She can shapeshift into a Manticore.

>> No.34813123
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There is no organic pussy thay can even compare to slime pussy without the aid of magic. Naturally soft, completely wet, and totally frictionless, elastic, delicious, and odor-free all in one? AND it's moveable to wherever you wish. Like succs wish they were half as versatile and, literally, flexible.

>> No.34813406

only a slime can give you a blowjob, paizuri, handjob, and penetrative sex simultaneously at any point inside their bodies. it's no wonder they are such a massive hero filter.

>> No.34813483

Then she isn't a succ but a shapeshifter. I prefer my Manticores au naturale anyway.

>> No.34813694

There are succs that can shapeshift to suit their partner's desires.

>> No.34813733

Huh, and would you know, that's common to every mamono too. Wacky....

>> No.34813892

Do snake-like monster girls need to hibernate? I bet that would be inconvenient for the husband.

>> No.34813905

Do I fap to baphomet or jabberwock this morning?

You decide /mgt/!

>> No.34813910

>Do snake-like monster girls need to hibernate
No, not in the MGE universe.

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>> No.34813950
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Why are elves suddenly getting cat ears?

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Corpse Dragon Jabberwock

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>> No.34813969

This is cursed, I don't like this.

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Wants you to look at her so she's trying new swimsuits.

>> No.34814033

Begone eldritch abomination

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So it's 2 vs 2 right now. Well, I'll have to go with the wildcard option since there's no conclusive winner

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>Have you ever heard of the High Elves?

>> No.34814162
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I recognize this artstyle

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Yes, it's SlapStickStrike. He's made a sandworm doujin as well as a couple other sandworm related pieces. He's also done jabberwock, kraken, and liliraune doujins for MGE.

>> No.34814200

It’s a little funny

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Alright monstergirl foodstuffs fags. Tell me, how can Monstergirl or Demon Realm foods and produce ever compete with regular ass food?

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Is it better when their ears get replaced or when they have both at the same time?

>> No.34814301

They can cook their own tails. Beat that. In MGQ Paradox the Sister Lamia said hers would regrow anyway when she gave me her tail.

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i like replacement alot more, kinda akward having 2 pair of ears

>> No.34814489

Can you stick it in the extra mouths?

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>> No.34814605

She is gonna smash my pelvis so hard

>> No.34814627

I love Minos, Ushis, Holsts and any other sort of moo.
How do I get captured by all of them at once?

>> No.34814672

Put up a help wanted add saying you want to start an exotic dairy farm

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All the more reason to get little girls that aren't larping from outside the Sabbath.

>> No.34814710

How do I tell my mindflayer wife to stop making my brain tickle?

>> No.34814763

Get an Alice, they regenerate.

>> No.34814794

Your Kobold gets up and starts dancing like this. What do you do?

>> No.34814811

Your mind is not going to last very long from the hellish pleasure when you are absorbed by the shog lim. Lucky for you she is going to nurse your mind back together afterwards. Might take a month or two though.

>> No.34814812

I can't believe this exists. Vanilla with impregnation no rape elf visual novel.

>> No.34814830

I wanna go to Rape town, how do I get there?

>> No.34814838

Well, they dark elves tried to rape him but lost to cock.

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>Order Cavalry charging to a monstergirl horde

>> No.34814864

Dark elves best elves

>> No.34814871

I want a pearshaped dark mage lolibaba mistress 2bh

>> No.34814882

I wanna tall flat pear dark mage misstress

>> No.34814921

>kobold lilim
She is a rotteweiler kobold lim ain't she? Time to show this old doggie some new tricks

>> No.34814925

This minus baba

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Explore old mansions

>> No.34814950

You reckon that'll work?

>> No.34814965

Don't forget your vacuum cleaner.

>> No.34815000

Time to go splueking nude and carry my big stick

>> No.34815048

Hope i dont run into some old hags

>> No.34815055

Only one way to find out

>> No.34815068

Will just the signpost work or do I need some more pizzazz to attract the moos?

>> No.34815082

Just say, will milk anything

>> No.34815092

>Young male in need of big moos
>willing to milk any kind of moo
>strong bones from lots of milk drinking
That should do it, yeah?

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>> No.34815181

Where can I sell myself as a señalar asking for a friend of course

>> No.34815199

*Sex slave

>> No.34815256

Lolibabas are

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the best

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Ruthless and horny

>> No.34815306
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>"The mansion still has empty living quarters."

>> No.34815316

>all the empty living quarters are being used as storage rooms, guess we'll have to share a bed then

>> No.34815323

More like she's the Chief God's surrogate daughter due to being extra petty one day.

>> No.34815330

Now I suddenly became the lord of the mansion and married two lolibaba vampires. Funny how that can happen.

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>> No.34815359

I'm just talking about the dance.

>> No.34815360

I can sleep in tha attic so dont worry about taht, mama told me Boys and girls shouldn'y sleep in rhe same bed if they aint Marruecos. Thats how girls get preggers

>> No.34815370


>> No.34815386

Stop phoneposting.

>> No.34815397

I loved the story! Cream’s transformation from being shy to being confident was just awesome.

>> No.34815402

Can't you just turn off autocorrect?

>> No.34815410

Would monster girls find it cute, if their man was as innocennt as an Alice when it came to sex?

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You can facinate Elves by giving them fruit

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Enough of this.

>> No.34815532


>> No.34815557

Don't make her get the Duolingo harpy.

>> No.34815559

>t.dark priest

>> No.34815579

I doooo wat i want, ya moooo

>> No.34815600

their our know rules four english.

>> No.34815603

I'm just talking about the video. Stop spamming that whore.

>> No.34815623

Somewhere a hakutaku is crying
>"How can they all revel in being so stupid?"
Also do you think hakutakus have a cosmic breakdown if they're wrong and get corrected on something?

>> No.34815638

>"NOOO!!! MY FACTORY! All my automata, my gadgets, weapons, BLOWN UP! Grrrraaagh! Paladin Christopher! He did it, I'm gonna murder that Boulder Punching Asshole!"

>t. A Gremlin in a giant fighting machine angry about an Order Paladin blowing up her factory

>> No.34815647

No 4 am a GrEAt MAN, inednottowritewelllearncow

>> No.34815652
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She's a cute doggo and still counts as a monster girl, and there aren't any pics of Kobolds dancing.

>> No.34815660

I'm going to make it up to her by giving her a few daughters.

>> No.34815663

How did we get to grammar fuckery?

>> No.34815674

Tell her all words are made up, and you can make your grammar correct if you make everyone else talk the same.

>> No.34815682

Yall need jesus, or the monstergirl equivelant

>> No.34815689

She is a human behind an avatar.

>> No.34815694


>> No.34815710

What would be the monstergirl version of jesus?

>> No.34815733

The character is still a cute doggo, though. You might as well be saying anime girls are 3DPD because their VAs exist.

>> No.34815736

I'll be her braindead husband that is only good for two things, lifiting heavy thungs and fuckin a pair of twins in her

>> No.34815748

Then ask in a HL thread what actress should take over the character if the current one retires or gets fired, see the responses.

>> No.34815764
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Over the years, language learning has developed with increasing disregard toward proper grammar. Rather than focusing on syntax, educators are increasingly concerned with language fluency, which stems from a communicative language teaching approach rather than a traditional syntactical approach. This lack of grammar teaching coincides with an era of technology that has similarly impacted a generation of people to stray from formal communication methods. When studying how the lack of grammar in education affects the professional sphere, it is important to consider not only employer expectations, but also how clients view and feel about informal communication methods. In an era where communication is getting faster and becoming more terse, it is necessary to view opinions of grammar not only from the perspective of older employers, but also from the perspective of the new generation of clients, purchasers, and scholars.
Writing simply would not be writing without the rules that shape words and string together sentences into fluid paragraphs and comprehensible arguments. We use these rules every day while sending text messages, writing essays, producing business reports, or even when we update Facebook statuses. Yet, despite the prevalence of writing in our everyday lives, proper grammar has been kicked to the curb. The apparent grammar disconnect is hard to trace. Children are educated in grammar basics starting in elementary school, but despite efforts from the Common Core standards and other educational bodies, many professionals believe the informality of new technologies and the changing modes of communication have weakened the emphasis on proper grammar. My research primarily focuses on how professional grammar deficiencies stem from inadequate grammar teaching and changes in communication methods, and how, to some degree, the ability to construct sentences is analogous to the ability to construct thoughts. Therefore, understanding and employing proper grammar are important for both educational and professional success.
Before analyzing the impact of grammar, its meaning must first be clarified. Different definitions of grammar exist in different contexts. While the New Oxford American Dictionary defines grammar as “the whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general,” a linguist’s definition of grammar can be more subjective. For example, radical linguist Noam Chomsky introduced the idea of universal grammar, which is the idea that “children are born with the innate capacity to master language, a power imbued in our species by evolution itself” (Ross). Chomsky further pursues this idea by saying our internal sense of grammar is what uniquely allows humans to “form plans, do creative art, and develop complex societies” (Ross). While the idea of “universal grammar” seems plausible to some degree, the concept of teachable grammar is more widely accepted. An interesting approach to grammar teaching is addressed in the International Journal of Research Studies in Language Learning by Indian researchers Samuel Praise and K. Meenakshi, who define grammar as “merely a set of rules to preserve the written word” (Praise). The main point Praise and Meenakshi make is that “grammar is not taught in isolation but often arises out of communicative task,” and therefore, in learning language, “opportunities are provided for both inductive and deductive learning of grammar” (Praise). This implies a correlation between grammar and communication, which supports Chomsky’s theory that understanding proper grammar is what allows people to conceive and execute plans. By drawing this parallel, Chomsky, Praise, and Meenakshi suggest that grammar has greater implications than simply constructing sentences.

>> No.34815768

Too many versions to go with
Standard would be a superhuman but cosplay teir, sorta like a holy dark mage with bullshit alchemy powers among other things
MGE wise is one of the following:
1. Jesus himself is just a dude with a lich wife (his ressurection) so he knows about the undead
2. An uber dark preist daughter of the fallen god spredding her sexy gospel, her "death" was a 3 day fuck coma as it was just THAT GOOD with her husband
3.The daughter of the cheif god, but that cant happen as the CG is a kissless vergin (that we know of)

>> No.34815782
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How do you think the Wild Hunt be handled and or depicted in MGE?

From researching and lurking, the Wild Hunt is often depicted as the spirits and souls of warriors and soldiers who fell in battle. And sometimes the Wild Hunt are also said to be otherworldly elves and even faeries.

So the Wild Hunt are a cavalcade of undead mamono warrior girls, faeries and elven warriors?

>> No.34815788

Valkyrie lilim?
Guess we adventuring around the world and helping people should help me win her heart

>> No.34815791

Shorten it to 3 lines, silly teacher cow

>> No.34815792

Lol dint red, it mde bren go hurty

>> No.34815804

was meant for>>34815710

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They made mighty spells
While hammers fell like ringing bells
In places deep, where dark things sleep

>> No.34815867

You wait until tonight so you can get things done you silly goose

>> No.34815895

No, I work 3rd shift. So this is my fap time. I sleep during the day. Work during the night.

>> No.34815908

Ah okay then. Carry on

>> No.34815912

I aint stupid. Mama just tells I am real speciql

>> No.34815931

you misspeleld spaghetti

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Cease now, or else.

>> No.34816004

Nah, spellycow

>> No.34816007

In fact I shall double down

>> No.34816024

I can see her left armpit, sorry but I'm pulling all those charms off

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>Morning there friend? Still desperately trying to get a monster girlfriend and cried yourself to sleep?

>> No.34816040
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>I learned about yokai ass at school today

>> No.34816052

Then you don't need to post one of a kobold dancing. Just say you want to see one dance.

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c'mere cunt or I'll nip ya

>> No.34816062

God i love that artist

>> No.34816070

VAs read a script. With vtubers parts of the real person are involved.

>> No.34816079

I like to think they quit their teaching jobs and go get a job on farm if that happens.

>> No.34816099

It would turn her violent

>> No.34816100

Sit on my face, it will shut me up

>> No.34816109

Do you think think vampires sometimes go into a chunni phase and copy their older dhampir sisters?

>> No.34816113
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dem hips

>> No.34816114

>cheshire shitcoin trader
why does this fit so well
thanks magus

>> No.34816125

That there hips made for breedin

>> No.34816126
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>your lich wife has been very busy in her lab recently
>won't even let you in until her new project is finished
>one day, she tells you she's done and, rather than taking you into the lab to show you her latest work, she takes you into the bedroom
>on the way, she tells you that she managed to figure out how to link her phylactery to artificial bodies, allowing her to control them simultaneously
>waiting for you in the bedroom is four versions of your wife: a loli version, teenage version, milf version, and gmilf version
>she also developed some virility boosters because her new bodies require daily doses of mana
>you're gonna need them

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child bearing hips

>> No.34816144

>finally escaped Ohio
I assure you, it's only temporary

>> No.34816171
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sometimes the simpler dragons are more terrifying

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How are you supposed to learn anything from a Hakutaku when they all have such lewd, distracting bodies?

>> No.34816200

Has anyone made a hakutaku story?

>> No.34816231

Lets just say that when we get sex ed, I'll be all over miss haku like white on rice

>> No.34816253

I made a green and two stories, but I was gonna rewrite/extend one of them, I cant remember if anyone else did

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What a healthy half hakutaku.

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>> No.34816292
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>> No.34816330

Are creeping coins the natural enemy of danukis?

>> No.34816405

Aside from hakus. Who are the best monster girls to be teachers?

>> No.34816410

not particularly

>> No.34816466

Whats the name of artist?

>> No.34816471

crow tengus
merrows if you can get to tell sfw stories
Owl mages

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I'd like to see more cute Kobold art but there isn't any of Kobolds dancing at all.
For now, the best I could find of cute dog monster girls dancing are the videos of Korone, and the moves combined with her cute random noises mixed in with the music are just too adorable.

>> No.34816486

Anubis. Also succs. Succs inherent bond with humanity makes them good at teaching humans.

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Where do you think dhampirs get their chuuniness from? Dhampirs are anti-hero chuuni while vamps are hero chuuni

>> No.34816510

Early versions of dracula

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>> No.34816561

! !

>> No.34816566

>she married?
>pamp her

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Reading the original Dracula by Bram Stoker made me feel more pity for Drac than fear
>he has no servants so he has to take care of his living guest when he himself has not eaten or slept in a bed for hundreds of years
Sad stuff

>> No.34816611

>child bearing childbearing hips

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>draw a 2hu
>call it a monster girl

>> No.34816632

What would little vamp sister think when she subjugates the land to get to her older sister for the battle of the millennium, only to find that she's now a loving housewife and could care less about blood suckers?

>> No.34816640

SauceNao gets it right away.

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Full nelson? What's that?

>> No.34816651

>ASMR video commissioned hellhound pics
Pretty based
Are those in the bin?

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>childbearing bare bear hips for baring bare bear children
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

>> No.34816710

>No dom Damphir and her sub vampire sister to be the boytoy of.
>Damphir loves to tie up her sister and have me 'cleanse this evil' after making me take a manticore venom and mothman dust mixture.
>Always ends with us doing it while the cumbloated form of her sister dangles from the bindings.
>Almost seems like she's getting me to try and impregnate her sis to make more damphirs.

>> No.34816724

>human hands
Slightly cursed but otherwise respect for actually commissioning art rather than using stolen stuff.

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>> No.34816772

>dhampir housewife shopping for groceries with a younger vampire clinging to her ankle and throwing a tantrum over her sister's refusal to duel her.
>dhampy tells herself she won't humour her sis as she has responsibilities now and not because she's out of shape from giving birth twice and neglecting training.
>thankfully her sister is too thickheaded to notice that anyway but may get her fight if she ever casually points it out.
Obvious solution is that Vamp Chan calms down when she gets to play with her nieces

>> No.34816792

It's when you shotgun a Nelson beer.

>> No.34816802

Bears are big, right?
If so, she is welcome to dinner.
All the big girls need to eat a lot, and I don't want any leftovers.

>> No.34816828

Buffalo girls?

>> No.34816854

What happens to men who have more cheek then sense?

>> No.34816893

dark mage warps dimensionss and puts anon in the foreverbox

>> No.34816904

What would Shion be?

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>> No.34816979

They would be like Holsts but fluffier and free ranged.

>> No.34817011

Yak is a big and shaggy moo

>> No.34817018

W-wuh-wuts that?

>> No.34817022

I don't get it
What she repeated it?

>> No.34817035

Needs a native American asthetic as well.

>> No.34817039

>come on sis fight me!
>you haven't been the same since meeting that guy
>I don't even know what you see in that human... commmoner... anyways
>he's nothing special, in fact he seems like a below average bloodbag!
>and despite that your figure is still ruined!
vamp-chan is on a crash course for obliteration

>> No.34817061

She's telling you that because she wants you to kiss her and got upset when you did nothing anon.

>> No.34817072

>vamp-chan is on a crash course for obliteration
By getting her butt kicked or becoming the second wife?

>> No.34817083

I'm going to tip the fluffy longhorn holst and there's nothing they can do about it

>> No.34817087 [DELETED] 

If you had to choose between making monstergirls real and ensuring the continued safety & prosperity for Israel, which one would you choose?

>> No.34817113

Anon please, once she stops being sleepy she's going to run you down.

>> No.34817144

Imma knock over the biggest and oldest one there

>> No.34817161 [DELETED] 

Monster girls for all.
And by all, I mean people I like but also including you guys.

>> No.34817170

She's not going to be able to run me down while I do circles around her in my wagon

>> No.34817203 [DELETED] 

I can see more of a benefit from opening the portals compared to "saving" one country.

>> No.34817212

you will anger the wurms living underground by being so devious

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>> No.34817241

Worse. Getting her butt kicked then when she thinks her dhampir sister is going to get her husband to show her his abilities, he says no and she's blue ovaried and has her clothes ripped up.

>> No.34817244

But she can run over 30 mph

>> No.34817253

I forgot to add, and breed her with such vigor that i make ushi onis look tame

>> No.34817266

you will intrigue the wurms living underground

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>> No.34817289

I didn't know wurms were a bunch of voyeurs

>> No.34817293

Remember, dragons like shiny things
So if you cover your naked body in oil...

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Make sure the porridge is just right anon

>> No.34817304

wurms like their men nude n lubed

>> No.34817312

I've alwyas liked porridge to be a bit less than hot and a little sweet, you don't think she'll mind do you?

>> No.34817315

When dig up from underground, you tend to come up during some less then desirable times

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>> No.34817334

But then they slip out of their coils when they try to hug him

>> No.34817357

As long as no blonde sluts try to steal her porridge she'll like it just fine

>> No.34817364

Spiderwife would be so nice, imagine her webbing you when you get cold to keep warm.

>> No.34817381

wurm will find a way

>> No.34817403

>small human
Not welcome here, no sir.
Only big mamono.

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>> No.34817482

Nothing is stopping Alices from sneaking in by hiding out of sight under a big bears titty canopy

>> No.34817494

this but with wurm instead

>> No.34817513

I will have to pat all the girls down when they enter
Very vigorously, it seems, in order to get rid of any pesky girls sneaking in.

>> No.34817528

So in the monster girl world are you supposed to keep your 10 year old monster daughter away from fat smelly 30+year old otaku hanging around the park looking for cunny, or is that a party foul?

>> No.34817529

What a huge mofucore!

>> No.34817530

There was a lull in the wurmposting for a few threads there, right? That was nice.

>> No.34817544

that's why all grizzlies hire wurm bouncers for their homes ya dingus

>> No.34817547

I wish to get lost in the mofu.

>> No.34817548

Reminds me of how Mofucores were originally fluffy versions of regular Manticores that were ambush predators instead of being tiny.

>> No.34817551

Well that aint me wurmfag, honest

>> No.34817553

I dont get what you're hinting at

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t. Ang*ls
You won’t tell me what to do!

>> No.34817626

>Listen anon you don't drink red wine with fish, you simply don't do it. Take it from me, no matter what that hussy says this Pinot Grigio would go much better with your dinner. Now if you let me in I can show you
>It's cranberry juice and how did you know I was having fish for dinner?

>> No.34817670

What can we say. The wurms awoke from their slumber. They made like the cicadas and now they're everywhere.

>> No.34817689

I like you're hair

>> No.34817727

Why are the ladies at the liquor store looking at me like that, I don't drink, just picking up a bottle for mom.

>> No.34817786
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>One of the Alices wanted to enter so bad she uncovered the dreaded "Inverse Pedomorphosis" spell. She's currently wanted by the Sabbath.

>> No.34817808

What if a bombshell adult were to drink such a potion?

>> No.34817819

This art gives me an uncanny valley feeling

>> No.34817835

Well in that case she's welcome.
No lolis, only BIG.

>> No.34817874 [SPOILER] 
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The thicness overload could destroy the fabric of reality!

>> No.34817876

Who here likes to be smothered

>> No.34817893

smothered by wurm boobs is a dream

>> No.34817941

Yes I would like to be smothered
Preferably by massive mino milkies but I don't mind.

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>> No.34817990
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Eat your greens

>> No.34817993

>anon brought the wrong kind of chocolate to her
>she orders him to lie face up and stay still as she sits on your face
>thanks to her command you can't even struggle

>> No.34817999

Gimme some dressing.

>> No.34818009

Pharaoh using her voice for edging

>> No.34818010

Why would I, I did it on purpose

>> No.34818014

No no sweetie, all for you. Just don't eat too quickly, make sure to chew.

>> No.34818083

>Detective Anon and the Boss of the Cheese Families

>> No.34818090

It's not easy being green. Did you make this?

>> No.34818091


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>> No.34818114

Pharaoh wife would record messages and burn them onto your CDs so when you decide to be a boomer and listen to them you'll go into testicular arrest. I knew ot was a mistake letting her take in a cheshire as an adviser.

>> No.34818133

What's nice about this little fatass eating all your picnic and having the audacity to ask for some juice to wash it down?

>> No.34818143

she's cute

>> No.34818149

Well I do have some milk for her to drink

>> No.34818154

>I've finally caught you, godmother of the cheese family! Anything to say for yourself!?
>Uhm, cheesed to meet you?
stupid smug mice

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>take in a cheshire as an adviser.

>married to a Pharaoh
>Pharaoh gets a new advisor
>it's a fucking Cheshire
>going through my daily routines ends up with me finding Cheshire ass everywhere
>every fucking time she says that goddamn line
>"Are you a cat fucker?"

>> No.34818164

They always say to eat the green, they don't talk about the green eating you.

>> No.34818182

I'm going to invent a protective suit that detects cheshire teleports and automatically sprays water in the direction of them.
Those cats have been too smug for too long.

>> No.34818191

>Pharaoh distraught when she finds her advisor's cumfilled pussy and twitching body on the ground ahegaoing in the smuggest way possible while her husband is in the corner with his hands over his face

>> No.34818240

I need to see a smug desert cheshire

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I would kill to see that and see the rivalries between them and Sphinxes. I only have a hell cheshire at the moment.

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>> No.34818369

Time to have half criminal half cop mice daughters

>> No.34818388

So what do I need to do to become a lich apprentice?

>> No.34818411

Send an email to UBC and see if they select you for the show. Once on, you have to not get fired of course, but after that you're golden.

>> No.34818421

>nyahahahaha this is the alhambra, it's our lovenest!

>> No.34818437

What if I am a big dumb lug

>> No.34818450


I honestly agree, but I never bothered posting pictures of the characters because I figured it'd derail the thread. It's a shame too, because a lot of them have great designs. Juniper basically perfected moth girls.

>> No.34818453

then apply for the wurm apprentice ya might fit in just fine

>> No.34818464

too flat foxes
give me SOMETHING to work with here, cmon

>> No.34818480
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Looks like a "regular" Hellcat to me. This is a Hellcheshire.

>> No.34818531


I never noticed the tan lines before. As if all the other stuff wasn't enough, she fucking overkilled my dick into oblivion.

>tan skin
>whiteish hair
>that top and skirt
>red eyeliner
>a fucking catgirl
>that dumb faggot cat smile
>and now fucking TAN LINES

I can't win against this...

>> No.34818545

You forgot
>no panties

>> No.34818547

Hey I take offense to that. People talk shit about us Wurm Wranglers but we make an honest living. Besides, you can’t teach years of experience in fancy schools, the other day I had to stop a feisty younger Wurm with a shopping cart, two plastic bags, some glue, and a brick wall. There’s just no way to teach that in class.

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>> No.34818573

Rough ride on a Buffalo Gal, crushing my hip and rolling around, she got her behind looking damn good wicky wicky

>> No.34818578

You can’t just call every smug cat a cheshire

>> No.34818647
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I'm not saying it's impossible but normal werecats aren't known to casually float like Vivec

>> No.34818650 [DELETED] 

Maybe if the Jews finally got their golem girls they would finally be satisfied

>> No.34818662

Every cheshire is a smug cat, but not every smug cat is a cheshire. You understand, right?

>> No.34818679

yes like how every wurm is a autistic dragon but not every autistic dragon is a wurm

>> No.34818708

Now have the image of a vivec like chesh in my head

>> No.34818719


That one is definitely a cheshire tho. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you're getting at.

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Is this a challenge?

>> No.34818807

Awfully bold to imply that normal dragons are less autistic than wurms
>obsession with their hobbies
>unable to things from the perspective of others
>love counting and making their hoards orderly
>screech and go ballistic when someone else touches their stuff
>issues with sociability

>> No.34818841

Nice to see another story in a modern setting, Hercyn talking to Cream's mom before he and Cream hooked up was pretty comfy too. Also strange to see the three monster bullies being such dicks but I guess part of the appeal of monsters is that it just makes it that much better to turn girls like that into doting wives.

>> No.34818861

>>screech and go ballistic when someone else touches their stuff
To be fair, most people would go ballistic too if they had a huge pile of money and someone else tried to nick some of it.

>> No.34818880

I don't know, couldn't they just spam teleports to make your system run out of water?

>> No.34818969

Someone say tan lines?


>> No.34819107


Damn that's nice. Guy hasn't uploaded inna while, that's a shame. Hope he makes more.

>> No.34819109

Had an idea of desperate CC dragon hoarding wurms as her surrogate daughters due to her wishing to have kids pop into my head

>> No.34819115

good fucking post

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>wurm parents get free daycare
>wurmlets and dragon CC get each others company
Sounds like a good arrangement. Get that CC a husband and everyones happy(er)

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>cheshire is in england
>cats probably have English accents
>"oi oi wots oll dis den ye got a loicense for bein single m9? ye better ave a medical condition or oll ave to rape you roight here on the spot innit"

>> No.34819235

>wurm daughter daycare
>Not completely grown-up, yet utterly helpless in comparison to her, wurms angry/pouty at her for not letting them go out and husband hunt

>> No.34819262


Cute hat. Would be arrested by.

>> No.34819269


>> No.34819289


I had a stroke but thankfully still had enough control left to hit "submit"

>> No.34819290

Nah, so can I hug you instead? I heard that is how you make a baby

>> No.34819312

That’s not how you make a baby you idiot. A man and a woman kiss in the bedroom and that’s how a baby is made.

>> No.34819324

are you sure, wouldn't that make the stork harpy confused?

>> No.34819351


You're both wrong, you're supposed to hold hands. Fucking virgins.

>> No.34819397

I held my momsters hands alot, does that I made a baby with her? Please help me

>> No.34819415


Depends if you wore gloves or not. I'm guessing you didn't. See you on Maury.

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A Cheshire with that english accent makes my dick rock hard holy shit. I would be able to decipher only half of what she's trying to tell me but I'd still take her for myself.

>> No.34819464

Oh no, I don't want to be on tv for that, What do I do?

>> No.34819509


You and me both. I'm sure it's perfectly normal for people living in the UK, but goddamn the various accents over there have always done things for me.


You're gonna have to take responsibility one way or the other. You're just lucky it wasn't with a human woman, or you'd spend the rest of your life paying child support.

Just go and tell her, "Mom, let's get married." and nip it in the bud.

>> No.34819523
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Tengu hooters.

>> No.34819542

Is that next to P'Orc Applebees?

>> No.34819549


Cute wolf, too bad that bird is in the way.

>> No.34819574

Dunkin' Dragons.

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>> No.34819617

I'm now thinking about a dragon sitting on a dunk tank. What kind of decisions would she have made to end up there.

>> No.34819671
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Do not trust succs

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>> No.34819700

I don't trust any monsters, I will not lose!

>> No.34819703

>I would be able to decipher only half of what she's trying to tell me
That farmer from Hot Fuzz comes to mind.

>> No.34819716
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I want fluff on my dick right this instant and I'm not taking no for an answer.

>> No.34819719

I only trust what my guts tells me, It hasn't been wrong, so I will never be led astray

>> No.34819726
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Qyoot 10gu

>> No.34819735

if 10gu is so qyoot then where is 11gu?

>> No.34819736

Nerd bird

>> No.34819779

I want to play Bolt Action with her.

>> No.34819847
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sweti yeti is best kind

>> No.34819870
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I want a Goldship girlfriend.

>> No.34819950

which cunny flavor ya like?

>> No.34819982
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>> No.34819983

Imagine streaming to MGs.

>anon say "yare yare"
>Hey Anon, can I buy some of your bath water?
><indecipherable moonspeak>
>lewd emote spam
>Anon pls sit on my face
>hi anon i hope ur having a good day :)
>Anon cured my depression
>post feet or riot
>will you be my husband?
>ey boy whats yer cum taste like???
>play minecraft please

>> No.34820001
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Sorry pic rel. Is the only 10gu for me

>> No.34820013

>what shampoo do you use?

>> No.34820053

would wear a full face if I streamed myself drawing

>> No.34820073

wurm cunny wet n yummy

>> No.34820077

Where are the wings. The BEEG wings.

>> No.34820088

the horse owners being mad about people lewding their anime-girl versions will never not be funny to me

>> No.34820124

think of the reaction that would occur if you went to pick up something up and you bent over with your back to the camera

>> No.34820169

>was wonderin if ya would date a wurm?
>can ya flex again pls
>abs so hot I bet ya could cook steak on em

>> No.34820174


>> No.34820187

dog is god in reverse, just saying

>> No.34820192

I wish I had abs. Poor monster needs glasses.

>> No.34820239

made me think of an /fit/ anon streaming to appeal to the artistic monstergirls and be their model for poses they want to draw and every donation makes me take a different pose. Also is wearing nothing but some boxers

>> No.34820250
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You're fucked

>> No.34820281

a drawing stream
except you're not drawing anything
you're posing for the monstergirls to draw

>> No.34820290

yup, and he is doing this to pay rent

>> No.34820315
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Awoo attack.

>> No.34820346

Always have emergency meat supplies to throw in order to distract unexpected wolfs

>> No.34820360


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We need more awoos around here. Preferably with weapons because that's cool.

>> No.34820392

i need my awoos nice and thicc

>> No.34820403


>> No.34820404

I only play on nice order servers, so no swearing or lewd messages in chat.

>> No.34820407
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>> No.34820432

cute birb

>> No.34820479
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You can't handle my thicc awoos knight.

>> No.34820507

>long stream, coming to a close
>chat spammed by horny mgs
>turn to webcam, effectively making eye contact with all your viewers
>wink and kiss, then close the stream
I wonder what would happen

>> No.34820519

>fall asleep on the 24 hour stream
>endless "imagine the cuddles" posts
>bogeys and nightmares shoot up to top donations

>> No.34820528
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keep her wings clean and neat

>> No.34820531

Yes, i can, I am a knight after all

>> No.34820547

>take off clothes with each donation and it gets pricer the closer to nude I am

>> No.34820628
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They are too strong for you.

>> No.34820645

>workout stream
>grunt a lot
>breathe heavily into the camera
>take off shirt for some lifts
> wipe your body off with a towel
>sell towel on tanukibay

>> No.34820655

Dear Awoo seller. are you too pussy to even have them in your inventory?

>> No.34820749
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>> No.34820803

Speak gachanigger SPEAK

>> No.34820815
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The only one with pussy is the Awoos, which I have plenty of and you do not.

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>> No.34820844

Then give me your thiccest and oldest awoo, I would give a kingdom if you gave me her

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Too busy drowning in fluffy tails.

>> No.34820884

gb2 v fgt

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>> No.34820926

does she have a name, what tag do we use to search for her.

>> No.34820940

She is worth 100 kingdoms

>> No.34820963
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I'm not quite sure of that anatomy, chief.

>> No.34820966

ok, ya want 100 titles ya say right?

>> No.34820969

id like saggers as much as the next bloke but thats a bit too much

>> No.34820981 [SPOILER] 
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The slimes are going to extreme measures to be considered.

>> No.34820991

Coldworm of the north.

>> No.34820996

I see slime, I take a hike

>> No.34821019

shit taste

>> No.34821024

>it's blue

>> No.34821043

>Slime didn't foresee that anons would ignore her because she wasn't green

>> No.34821063

>"thank you insanemaid for the sub"
>say something really racist anon

>> No.34821066

slimes just don't do it for me

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*Hike up her skirt and bend her over something!

>> No.34821086


>anon says the gamer word without knowing what it means
>clips, clips everywhere

>> No.34821092

I'm pretty sure I'd have a low tolerance for a lot of those posts.

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Really makes you wonder.

>> No.34821121

bogeys with stocking

>> No.34821151

I would be afraid what a community of monster girls would do to their favorite minecraft streamer's community server

>> No.34821159


The same thing guys do. Build dicks everywhere.

>> No.34821167

>sexy cosplay of male video game character
>doing real sluttly poses
>tons in chat donations
>momster sees me

>> No.34821234

I want to be a shota with a cool cheshire auntster who takes me to prank and play with me

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>> No.34821286

Which monster girls would be the best cooks?

>> No.34821382


Unagi Joro because eel slime. Also the whole housewife thing.

>> No.34821514

What does the big bug belly feel like?

>> No.34821527

Demons are....

>> No.34821605


>> No.34821633

but aren't all monster girls squishy?

>> No.34821638
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>> No.34821651
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Some more than others.

>> No.34821662

squishier than a greenworm, which is close to peak squishy right behind barometz

>> No.34821667

That's a dangerous thumbnail. I thought those hands were grabbing something else.

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For some reason I assume she would feel like a plush pillow.

>> No.34821720

squishy ranking of monster girls when ?

>> No.34821824

what are good insect monster girls?

>> No.34821870
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Soldier Beetle is my favorite insect MG.

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>> No.34821900

how did ya find my marriage proposal?

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>> No.34821959

It makes sense when farmers have to worry about people molesting their livestock.

>> No.34821975

that feel when an all-powerful cock-hungry semen demon arbitrarily decides that altering the very fabric of reality and turning you into a woman is a good idea.

>> No.34822044

dragons are shitty autistic cats, change my mind

>> No.34822057

I like soldier beetle's thighs

>> No.34822111
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Foxy Mommy milkies

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>> No.34822113

they a cute

>> No.34822125


>> No.34822186

what weight must I lift to get Druella's hand in marriage

>> No.34822189

what we really need is a phragmosis giant ant variant.
they wallbutt themselves to protect their colonies.

>> No.34822234

>phragmosis giant ant variant.
they gonna have big heads

>> No.34822248

or really juicy butts

>> No.34822257

The weight of your past regrets and humiliations.

>> No.34822267

but they have scales instead of fur, and makes them better

>> No.34822268

i am a slave to ass
can you eat regret?

>> No.34822285

There are those that may try, but they die of obesity or obesity-related complications far before they're even close to done.

>> No.34822290

You call yourself a scalefag, yet no mention of a fat tail. How disgraceful

>> No.34822295

Oh, so I only have one regret, Me not fucking old Druella right this second

>> No.34822307

i prefer the ones that are muscle

>> No.34822310

It's mostly irrelevant since mamono mana after marrying her would push your physical abilities far past what they could ever be before. Druella would probably want an ambitious, well-rounded husband that would be just as invested in spreading monsterization and fucking as she is.

>> No.34822324

18000 words? Damn magus how do you write so much

>> No.34822332


>> No.34822336

So what happens if you're inside a sandworm when she shrinks herself?

>> No.34822345

I wish to reproduce with the dragon queen.
That is all

>> No.34822353

You get pushed out.

>> No.34822390

Remember to call her a hag for extra kids

>> No.34822413

I will attempt find the queen cheshire and her court, wish me luck

>> No.34822433
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>> No.34822439

Eros missionaries could do an Amazoness village a lot of good.

>> No.34822466

What ya doin?

>> No.34822475

smoll jinko a cute

>> No.34822480

>play minecraft please
God damn it! I came to this new world and I still can't escape the hell that is Minecraft?!

>> No.34822485

What girls are best smol?

>> No.34822486

doin your momster

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>> No.34822493


>> No.34822508
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Patiently waiting for the portals to open.

>> No.34822520

Tiny Apophis but she can still poison you just as hard as a big Apophis.

>> No.34822525

All of them

>> No.34822529

Never leave your food around Cheshires or trust them to open it for you, they will eat it right in front of you and say they'd prefer it was a different flavor.

>> No.34822534

Posion dart snek

>> No.34822558

The thought of very short and stacked pharoah getting pissed at me and yelling curses at me just entered my head

>> No.34822559

Writing a cute short story about my friend's daughter.

>> No.34822571
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So instead of strip clubs do they have clubs where normally nude mgs put on clothes?

>> No.34822586

Could be strip clubs with male strippers.

>> No.34822592

Probably. In MGE they don't exactly understand the appeal of lingerie and swimsuit so all the more sense this is their equivalent of being naked too

>> No.34822598

She makes you kneel when you make fun of her height.

>> No.34822601


>> No.34822604

Are Demon wings just for show or can they actually fly if they couldn't use any magic?

>> No.34822618

Nah, a womanlet must be mogged

>> No.34822621

Probably innate ability to make them bigger or smaller.

>> No.34822628

>you oblige her demand and kneel
>still shorter than you
>has to stand on the back of an Anubis guard, who is on her hands and knees
>is still shorter than you

>> No.34822637

Time to give a smug grin that would make even the smuggest chesh jealous

>> No.34822651

She must be literally fairy size.

>> No.34822668

I would be a male stripper who performs for a sugarmomma wurm who makes it rain on me

>> No.34822679

Then irrumate!

>> No.34822705

The power of fat cat ass.

>> No.34822709

She is fun sized after all

>> No.34822714

imagine him on the power of wurm

>> No.34822715

You’re gonna be a world class backpacker then, because slimes are pretty ubiquitous.

>> No.34822719

>they don't understand the appeal of lingerie or swimsuits
That is a heinous lie. They know EXACTLY what they're doing. Tons of Arachne make their living making lewd outfits for other monsters.

>> No.34822720

Humidity is rising

>> No.34822735

Slime are just jelly

>> No.34822742

Barometer is getting low

>> No.34822767

Slime is living snot, change my mind

>> No.34822771

According to all sources
The street's the place to go

>> No.34822787

Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

>> No.34822789

>barometer getting low
>barometz getting low
yep, it's that time of year

>> No.34822795

It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!

>> No.34822798

Whats the difference between a wurm abs a wyrm?

>> No.34822802

Would be the lewdest stripper out there, but would also learn to teleport like a cheshire so I can get out of sticky situiations

>> No.34822811

one is best girl

>> No.34822824

Can humans even learn how to teleport?

>> No.34822826
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have a dark elf shoolgirl

>> No.34822831

Just use escape rope

>> No.34822850

There must be some magic.

>> No.34822852

Why not learn magic tho?

>> No.34822869

If I cum in a forest and there is no one around to hear it, Do i make a sound?

>> No.34822874

She likes to shovel things?

>> No.34822879

You are around to hear it, dummy.

>> No.34822888

magic is for wizards

>> No.34822891

Or is he?

>> No.34822893

is this from a cg set?

>> No.34822909
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This thread needs some more jinkos

>> No.34822930

This is true.
I will get right on making more jinkos

>> No.34822933


>> No.34822942

Can lions count as Jinkos?

>> No.34822949


>> No.34822954
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I'm thinking of a different kind of small Pharaoh.

>> No.34822955
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Hold out for a possible lion girl species.

>> No.34822956

What about ligers or tigons?

>> No.34822966

How the fuck would that happen and they would be sterile as well

>> No.34823011


>> No.34823018

Imma a retard and wnat a waifu, which is best for me?

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>> No.34823027

Jinx, ya owe me a soda

>> No.34823029

wurm will be the brains in ur relationship

>> No.34823035

Where are oldest tigers found

>> No.34823050

kungfu temples or deep jungle.

>> No.34823054

How to get hag gf?

>> No.34823064

Time to go spluenkin, just with no clothes on

>> No.34823067
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>> No.34823075
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Dragon Cooking
>Husband, I chased a boar, and flamed it until it was crispy! Eat! The Carbonized bits are the best!
>Lands and sits with a fresh deer carcass hanging from her mouth. Won´t release it until you pet her and tell her what a good girl she is.
>Curled up in fetal position crying as what once was a kitchen is now a pile of flaming rubble.
>"Oi, You thought you could get out of bed without eating a good hearty Wonderland Breakfast? Is got beans, sausages, black pudding, bacon, mushrooms an´ tomatoes, three eggs, fried bread, and muffins!"
>Full three course gourmet meal with a Zipangu flower arrangement centerpiece.

>> No.34823082


>> No.34823084
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it's a versatile package

>> No.34823085

>>Curled up in fetal position crying as what once was a kitchen is now a pile of flaming rubble.
she should be proud that she conquered the kitchen

>> No.34823087

wurm even makes best dinner

>> No.34823092

Was right, dragons are shitty autisit catd

>> No.34823094

Cursed image

>> No.34823095
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I know who I'm choosing.

>> No.34823096

Punishment for this transgression is being thrown in the mummy pit for at least 30 years, have fun down there.

>> No.34823097
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Large horns signal fertility.

>> No.34823106

Hips are the true sign of that

>> No.34823130

pretty sure it's thick tails

>> No.34823131

Is there any monster bigger than the sandworm?

>> No.34823132
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You mean large tails.

>> No.34823138

Not with mamono mana they won't.

>> No.34823140
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>> No.34823144

It is for non scaled monster girls

>> No.34823153

Cut it out, Cheshire. I know it's you.

>> No.34823159

Is there anything it cant do?

>> No.34823168

Then it would An extreme need to breed just for one cub like 5 years of straight sex for one

>> No.34823180

Do my taxes

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>Cow Cuddling is a thing

>> No.34823231

>found out she and the moth doujin artist know each other on Twitter

>> No.34823233

I want a moo now

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>> No.34823253

Is it me or is that face wonky

>> No.34823270

Yeah. Therapy thing. Got really big due to Covid isolation. Some folks just have the urge to hug something.
Head is too tiny

>> No.34823281

Nah, it's the eyes.

>> No.34823307

yeah they're too low on the goddamn IMMENSE forehead

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All the food is laced with afrodisiacs. And energy boosters. And traditional medicine fertility "enhancers".

>> No.34823333

I want a Hellhound maid

>> No.34823343

>Lich wife uses all her arcane might to open a portal.
>Uses it to make a late night butter run because you forgot to buy some last time you were at the store and made some popcorn.

Some may think its a waste.
She doesn't as she wants to taste the popcorn in its prime condition.

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>> No.34823363

Monsters that are powerful enough to serve as secret bosses to JRPG's using their powers in the most mundane ways always makes me happy

>> No.34823417
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>> No.34823427

>Lich can twist reality all around and make it a pretzel
>Uses it for shopping trips and vacations.
>Dragon that can incinerate whole swathes of earth with her breath in a single pass.
>uses it to roast marshmallows or quickly grill food.
>Wurm that can smash through building and dig through earth like it was little more than air.
>Re-arranges a rock garden with little trouble and can dig out a space for a pool

>> No.34823443

Everytime you post this gif, the wight grows stronger

>> No.34823454
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>> No.34823460

Is there any way to ensure a Valkyrie does not go Dark?

>> No.34823471

Who do I have to pray to for my dragon wife to get the ability to birth other dragon subspecies?

>> No.34823485
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Then I will keep reposting it until Wightfag starts commissioning muscle Wight art.

>> No.34823500

If you see a feather starting to go black either pluck it or paint it white while she's sleeping

>> No.34823516

shes gonna have to start lifting wurm if she plans on getting the gains

>> No.34823524

Please stop

>> No.34823538

I have played Helltaker enough to know that doesn't stop Falling

>> No.34823544


>> No.34823551

>launch detected

>> No.34823563
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>> No.34823567

What the fuck did I press in the gremilns shop?

>> No.34823573

If you do, never take a gig for magical monsters. Last thing you want is your teleportation being counterspelled.

>> No.34823587

Her new dick-seeking rocket propelled onahole, I assume.

>> No.34823601

Aw fuck n shite

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>How did I end up here?

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Got another comm finished
It's kinda annyoying how you have to explain all the details of 'monster parts' to the artist who's unfamiliar with mgs, maybe I should get a character sheet or something

>> No.34823705

Fledgling necromancer anon uncovering old texts of the dead in ancient crypts and tombs to better his craft, accidentally awakens a great ancient evil lich when trying to yoink a cool looking skull shaped scepter, what do?

>> No.34823708

Looks nice

>> No.34823716
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How do I make kakuens leave me alone?

>> No.34823717

Well the brightside is that, with each comm, you have more and more references that they can look at to not be confused. She's very cute again my friend.

>> No.34823743
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I try not to think too much about what face my waifu makes when she's cleaning my ears.

It's supposed to be relaxing, not give me a boner.

>> No.34823745
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I wish to explore a whitehorn's anal cavity with various parts of my body

>> No.34823747

Burn bananas

>> No.34823771

Are most Ushi-Oni mean?

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>> No.34823786

Cute as always Baphofriend. I know the feeling with that and it's why I've became a little more selective with who to commission over time but it makes finding people open a bit of a pain.

>> No.34823792

Sup, i aint got all day, fag

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>> No.34823813

SauceNao says yes.

>> No.34823823

Whats better than having a hag wife by your side trying to not to just cum due to you being sweaty from workin out

>> No.34823825
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Perish the thought.

>> No.34823826

Nah, working out doesn't work for undead.

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>> No.34823831

>cum inside kakuen
>she makes this noise

>> No.34823835

>Ooh, what does this button do?

>> No.34823852

Rather makes them lose limbs quite quick

>> No.34823860

It doesnt seem like he is havin a good time

>> No.34823864
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She wants you to do that too, she's just a little shy about it.

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Prove it.

>> No.34823874

God, that made me think of dexters lab just replace dixie with a brain dead anon and decter with a Gremlin

>> No.34823879

The reverse, where you tailed your waifu on a jog, watching that ass jingle for over an hour, and now are back home, exhausted but horny.

And she knows and keeps pretending not to notice, but she's super smug about it, and that's only making you hornier.

>> No.34823884

That one's had a lot of her muscles degenerated. Working out would just destroy more of them. Not that she even uses them they're just reanimated and don't even function the same.

>> No.34823889

The fact that I originally read that as kitsune made this even funnier.

>> No.34823894

Also good

>> No.34823895

That was what I meant to reference.

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>> No.34823906

Just think some poor sap is doin with a fox and he hears that

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>> No.34823913

Sour cunny

>> No.34823915
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It's rabbit season!

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>> No.34823926

>Be very quiet, im hunting wabbits

>> No.34823928

dante and miia are an item?

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>> No.34823932

So what can she do to achieve this state?

>> No.34823939

It's the thought that counts

>> No.34823943

More necromancy.

>> No.34823949

Need it or keep it?

>> No.34823953

Mirko hunts you

>> No.34823968

Give her banana hoard to the local crocodile girls.

>> No.34823969

How the turn tables turn

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perfect fish to marry me to this fish

>> No.34823978

The only way for an undead can build muscle is through their husbands spirit energy. Better get to cooming inside her anon

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>What do you mean the store's out of sake?

>> No.34823985

But I aint a coomer

>> No.34823996

Then who's the duck?

>> No.34824002

Are you deaf? I said it's out. OUT. As in, no more. That bigger and cuter oni just walked out with the last of it. Now git!

>> No.34824007

Duck gf has a corksrcew vagina help

>> No.34824024

Miss this is a hardware store

>> No.34824025

Sake is imported here we only have a limited supply from Zipeepanpoo region.

>> No.34824026

When it comes to exploring a cold region girl's anal cavity, I choose a loli Tsurara-Onna.

>> No.34824031

Anon they have maze vaginas

>> No.34824039

Uhh, this is my house, not a deli

>> No.34824040

Wish I had a 7' march hare imagining me.

>> No.34824042

What am I supposed to do with her? Teach her algebra?

>> No.34824049

Can I get her single aunt instead

>> No.34824058

>creampie your duck wife for the eight time
>collapse onto the bed
>"Aww, sorry honey! Wrong pocket again~ Remember, you're not leaving until you get me pregnant!"
>starts sucking your dick like a duck eating a bowl of peas as you begin to cry

>> No.34824059

so without a husband....

>> No.34824068

Santa maria, save me from this plight

>> No.34824085

I will go hug the oldest single monster right now

>> No.34824110

Nah, bail on class and fuck her.

>> No.34824117

She's 5' 3".

>> No.34824119

it's possible the demon lord or deonara might have a sister

>> No.34824131

An imperfect world.

>> No.34824132

But my perfect attendance record

>> No.34824134

>like a duck eating a bowl of peas
Here's a visual

>> No.34824135

*I'm fucking rabbits

>> No.34824154

Just fuck the teacher till she agrees to let it go.

>> No.34824170

But thats cheating

>> No.34824177

i really hate that character

>> No.34824184

But I love the delinquent Holst that thinks she’s a Minotaur!
She actually is a Mino, she just has huge knockers and I joke her about it when we skip school to go on dates.

>> No.34824185

Not if it isn't on your record.

>> No.34824188

Perfect world

>> No.34824201

Shortstack oni

>> No.34824202

You do make a good point, but stop tempting me pls

>> No.34824210
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Why would you say something so horrible?

>> No.34824213

Go on...

>> No.34824228

You have my attention but do be quick about it

>> No.34824253

I only love girls who are 8ft and up

>> No.34824268
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Like this?

>> No.34824279

What if she's that tall, but just that most of her is usually below ground so she seems shorter?

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Sandworm lover begone

>> No.34824320

What do I wear to make monster girls jaw drop when they see me?

>> No.34824328

There's other things, like uh...dryad, alarune or some mole girl.

>> No.34824345

I was thinking more like plants. Or maybe something like rocks, since I first thought of it remembering something about mountains.

>> No.34824350

Cow gals fart alot

>> No.34824367

Bunny ears to trigger their predatory instincts
Bunny tail too

>> No.34824373

But what if it's a wererabbit that sees me?

>> No.34824382

Are you special, anon?

>> No.34824398

>cheshire not allowed to laugh for a whole week.

>> No.34824422

What she do?

>> No.34824433

>after a particularly bad prank, you demand that your cheshire not laugh for a week, or no sex for a month
>a few hours in, she's already sweating
>after two days, she's beet red from the exertion
>you both see a dragon slip on a banana peel one day
>it's too much for her
>she explodes into a cloud of confetti
>have to take the bits back to the queen of hearts and beg her to remake your cheshire

>> No.34824436

Cheshire but also mime is probably the scariest.

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>> No.34824479

This is considered abuse, I'm reporting you to the wonderland authorities

>> No.34824493

Ya can say she was quite the banger

>> No.34824510

>reality collapses around the Cheshire 12 minutes in and a black hole is formed, dooming everyone. Bad Ending.

>> No.34824518

>meet qt slime at her house to pick her up for a date
>she's a good bit shorter than you, with some modest curves
>chat a bit, have a nice little conversation
>but you came here to take her out for dinner, so you ask if she's ready to head out
>she's really reluctant to leave her house, though
>even asks if you would just pick up a pizza or something and bring it back
>after a strange back and forth, she finally relents and walks to the door, pulling a thin strand of slime from her legs that flows into her
>and keeps flowing
>it's getting thicker
>you crane your neck to see where it's all coming from
>there's a tiny drain where she was standing
>look back at her
>the slime you thought was a 5'4", skinny sort of girl is actually slowly filling out to a 8'2" bombshell with the most curvy, mature form you've ever seen
>she thought you'd be put off by her size so she stuffed a lot of her, uh, volume under her house
>then realized too late that she didn't really have a game plan for what comes after that when she has to leave

>> No.34824520

What they goin do

>> No.34824557

Who is best girl?

>> No.34824574

ctrl+f monster girl names and whichever has most results must be best

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How do I reach mountain onis so I can cuddle them on snowy nights while avoiding yetis and yuki-onnas?

>> No.34824605

Gib snek

>> No.34824608

>ctrl+f wurm
>55 results

>> No.34824616

guess that disproves that idea

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>> No.34824656

Alright whichever has the most fanart is best.

>> No.34824698

ok someone needs to draw this

>> No.34824710

I wannna see that number be a 1000 pls

>> No.34824731

There's no reason to bother pushing for it, there's a lot of threads after this one in the catalog.

>> No.34824736

Objectively best girls are all the moos

>> No.34824780

Let's hear your case

>> No.34824794

Milk and all are nice n meaty

>> No.34824796

>Anon running from lonely ravenous yetis eager for a cuddle fuck
>Also has to fight against the blizzards produced by yukis trying their damndest to make him give up and run to their home for shelter
>Reaches the mountain top escaping his hunters caked in snow and ice
>Finds nearest oni and runs into her arms for protection
>Yetis angrily kicking snow over their lost prey
>Yukis giving the yandere stare from the edge of their storms
>Gets prince carried into the oni’s abode
>Warms him up with a nice pelvis crushing

>> No.34824833

Or you can just calmy walk as if nothing is wrong

>> No.34824872

Ancient evil oni?

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New wife picture! Does your wife work out?

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>> No.34824939

Nice and yeah she does quite a bit of powerlifting

>> No.34824953

She lifts cabbages into her gullet

>> No.34824960

Wrong answer bucko

>> No.34824998
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This talk of MGQ angels reminded me of the Paintgeist from the game. I think something like her would be very good for MGE, a painting or drawing that is possessed by a ghost and will trap their husband within the world of the painting, like dryads or mimics. Only this way she could literally be a 2d waifu, and the husband could spend time learning to paint or draw to improve her or the painting's world.
The idea of paintings being timeless snapshots of the artist's artistic vision could also be explored like it is in MGE by making the flow of time within the painting change in some way like with pandemonium.

>> No.34825028

Man the whole dragging to inside the painting world to be eternally raped by nursing handjob was fucking hot.

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>> No.34825041

Classy Clussy

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Nice, and yeah.

She mainly jogs. She's trying to get me into shape as well. And build my muscles so I'm not such an insecure twig man.

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>> No.34825085

>Walking along
>Smack into unseen barrier
>A strange, invisible wall has blocked your path. A feeling of unease creeps up your spine
>Hear a bell jingle behind you
>Turn, and see no one.
>Hastily try to leave the way you came, smack into another barrier.
>Hear another jingle behind you, but much closer.
>You're face to face with a stark black and white furred cheshire, her black beret and powdered complexion streaked by black mascara would be her most striking features were it not for her massive, crooked smile and intense stare.
Something like that? Silent, spooky, vague but powerful magic, malign intentions and a cute dress.

>> No.34825106

Jokes on you, prime mime cat pussy

>> No.34825107

You don't know how weird it is for her to tease my nipples, only to switch over to rubbing my ribs.
Then she yells at me if I try and skip meals.

>> No.34825111

that's why I still remember her years later
Yeah trumparts are a better analogy, they would be very similar, except a paintgeist would be a literal 2d waifu.On monsterchan I bet they would shitpost against the other MGs saying "3dpd"

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>> No.34825222

Yeah can I get unhhh, Ice Queen Lamia? It would be like cuddling with an ice pack.
Just got out of surgery on the family jewels. Thanks to everyone that bugged me to get help.

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You have poor taste, anon

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>> No.34825287

Wait what happened dude?

>> No.34825308

>Eat a ryu's cooking.
>Grow an afro with a 30 inch diameter.
>Take her to the disco to funk.

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Get well soon anon, here have a pic to help you feel better. It's not an ice pack but hopefully it'll do.

>> No.34825332

Thanks dudes. I’ll try not to blogpost too much.
I thought teste tubes were swollen to the diameter of a golf ball and basically resigned myself to infertility. Turns out I had a hernia that went all the way into the scrotum. Got that fixed earlier.

>> No.34825337

Check >>>/a/ right now

>> No.34825341

Cats are actually just deformed monkeys

>> No.34825359

One does.
The other is a chonker that is too lazy for it, or at least that's her excuse.
Chances are she's just using it to try and finally get a bust.

>> No.34825363

no thanks

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>> No.34825371

The Berserk guy died. Not directly related but still unfortunate.

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>> No.34825379

So I have to ask.
Ghost ship possessed by a 'spirit' of the bote?

>> No.34825381

Cute bun

>> No.34825382

>Yugioh Sevens’s episode of the week fucking tanked
What did they do?

>> No.34825389

>in b4 the weight just goes to ass and thighs