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Put your grasses on, nothing will be wong

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Which monster girl is the most /n/?

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I got feels only big tiddy goth gfs can cure

>> No.34826175

Would keeping your virginity till 30 in a monster girl world give you actual magic powers?

>> No.34826183
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Who left KDF's daughter go ice skating unsupervised? Someone should help her right away.

>> No.34826188

No one will ever know.

>> No.34826194

Poor little wolf

>> No.34826202

I will commit tax fraud just to piss off the Danukis.

>> No.34826206

Or maybe the lilims know and this is why they're so hardline about letting no man go unfucked
At last I see. I will do everything I can to spread the truth.

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im in loooove wit da kiki

>> No.34826213

Anondalf was the last virgin?

>> No.34826219

Miss, please take off the flypaper, no matter how many times you try, your hair is going to get stuck on it.

>> No.34826224
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I'm a cow's boy

>> No.34826240

The smell of warm milk spraying into a pail is a little intoxicating.

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The ninjas are closing in, you just haven't noticed them yet.

>> No.34826318

Well whatever, I'm too sad today to care

>> No.34826364

Don't start that again.

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I never stopped

>> No.34826380

Is it even doable?

>> No.34826386

But they'll get soaking wet in this rain, and they damn well better not try coming in my room before drying off.

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Yes, it is just very, VERY difficult, multiplied by the fact that the lilims will be informed of any virgins who make it to 25, and put them on the "high priority rape target" list to prevent you from attaining phenomenal cosmic powers

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Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you want
I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why you afraid
Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you say
I don't know why, don't know why, too late, it's too late

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Always remember that current baphomets are just usurpers to the true baphomets that were four horned big breasted onee-sans

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Oh, you won't have to worry about that anon, they are already inside your house, and have been since before it started raining

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Just got another comm finished
That makes 2 today, delightful

>> No.34826522

I feel like she is mocking me

>> No.34826533

That was kinda the gist of the description I gave to the artist so yeah...

>> No.34826583

Where the fuck is that Bogey that's supposed to be living under my bed. I need cuddles stat.

>> No.34826591

She's crying, balled up in the furthest corner of the realm under the bed. You must crawl under there and seek her out.

>> No.34826627

>tfw my bed is on the floor
>tfw I don’t have a closet in my room
Where does my bogey hide now?

>> No.34826634

You got any vents for her to crawl through?

>> No.34826642

Try behind the curtain!

>> No.34826663

Surprisingly no this room was made without a central heating/cooling unit in mind
>Thick bogey hiding behind curtain

>> No.34826674

Giga Goat

>> No.34826683

No closets, no vents, and the bed is too low to the ground. She can't get to you because she has no way of getting in.

>> No.34826685

Which shampoo would be the best to bathe a Kobold with?

>> No.34826735

Selslime Blue, of course

>> No.34826803

I'm gonna ask out a salamander on a date by telling her to fight me outside.

>> No.34826817

>Sweaty, drunken wrestling match on the dewy lawn at 1 AM
>Folowed by a late-night Waffle House first date

It's a tale as old as tiiiiime~

>> No.34826888

The only valid way to seduce a salamander.

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Good dog!

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...bad dog.

>> No.34827074
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What's the appeal of demon paizuri?

>> No.34827102

A woman turns into a monster but abolutly refuses to accept her corruption
Like a dragon in the officeplace that considers her self human

>> No.34827119

I love that kind of stuff, especially with really lewd monster girls or other monster girls with strong instincts, like a lizard girl wanting to fight everyone.

>> No.34827138

The way the spots are drawn make her look like she's wearing pajamas.

>> No.34827183

none, it has really sad tactile sensation and relies entirely on the excitement from fetishism.

>> No.34827271

I wanna see a mere'd dragon that insist she's still a human.

>> No.34827323

Jersey Devil. Bigfoot. Cryptid MGs.

>> No.34827376
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Poor guy never even stood a chance to resist...
That mofu lures him in like moth to a flame

>> No.34827390

Isn't Bigfoot just a Yeti?

>> No.34827392

I called my dragon mom “mommy mereest” and got grounded. What’s a good way to get back at her for not taking a joke? Was thinking about eloping with the creeping coin for a couple weeks

>> No.34827429

A forest yeti that it's impossible to take a clear picture of.

>> No.34827477

>Trying to get a picture with bigfoot yeti gf to commemorate your meeting
>However, every picture you get taken ends up blurred, out of frame, or some other issue
>Okay, it is really important you get this, so you do it like the old days and get a premier painter, who was raised by a family of Leanan Sidhes and ended up married to another Leanan Sidhe, to do a portrait of you two.
>After many hours of sitting still while being cuddled, the painter reveals his masterpiece
>It's still blurry, not even the painter, or his wife know how that happened
Life must be rough for bigfoot yeti

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Can’t beat the mofu.
Nope, not the mofu.

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I have defeated the mofu. The fact that I instantly lost to the scales right afterwards is irrelevant

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>ywn be the personal stress-relief hubby to a fierce big-shot mamono.
>comforting her with a big hug and a mug of hot chocolate, right in front of all her subordinates
>telling her you know she's doing the best she can at her job, even though you aren't quite sure what her job is
>whisper "I love you so much," just loud enough for her minions to hear

>> No.34827697

>tfw the heroes burst in at the last second and ruined all her plans again
>You already took the pelvis fortifiers by the time you heard your wife monologuing about how it was "too late" and her plan was coming to fruition, so they should all kneel and beg for mercy

>> No.34827740

>tfw the plans the heroes keep ruining are cutesy picnic dates with you

>> No.34827793

I do that to my stern business lich wife by coming into her workplace in an apron with cookies!

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Enjoying your lap dance?

>> No.34828041

>And remember anon, if she notices you getting a boner, you won't be walking straight for at least a year and a half. Have fun in there!

>> No.34828192

Only if I can have sex with her afterwards.

>> No.34828219

Cheshire and Gazer

>> No.34828383

what if bugboi?

>> No.34828442 [DELETED] 

If even /tg/ is telling you to fuck off, what makes you think you'll have better luck here?

>> No.34828449

If they're big enough, they can feel better than a pussy, and if you want there to be more pleasure on her end, there's always magic and items for that to make them more sensitive.

>> No.34828492 [DELETED] 

That still counts as responding. Just report it.

>> No.34828630
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My Valkyrie GF has been acting really strange since she started to hang out with that demon girl from work.

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>Morning there friend. Still desperately trying to get a monster girlfriend and cried yourself to sleep?

>> No.34828709

If a cat that calls themselves a Nekomata has purple hair, a constant smug smile, repeatedly pulls pranks on other monster girls and has only ONE tail, then you know they're actually a Cheshire, no matter how much they lie about their name.

>> No.34828730

"Rip and Tear" has to be an N-Word equivalent in the monstergirl world.

>> No.34828769

>Tell a lizard girl you're gonna "rip and tear" her
>She starts to get aroused

>> No.34828776

They succesfully subverted it by forcing that it refers to hymens.

>> No.34829047

Only if I can't have sex with her afterwards.

>> No.34829107

Why do we hate monstergirls, again?

>> No.34829119

Make monstergirls out of the follwing if you can:

Slightly more broken automaton, Nechronica style
Really broken one, pretty much a robo-zombie
Radiated rat
Multi-armed mutant
Mutant with amorphous fleshy-toothy body
Mole girl
Brahmin (design would be one cute girl head and a giant cow skull mounted on one shoulder)
Fungal Zombie (TLOU)
Nanobot ghost
Vehicle-girl, mad max style
Left for dead special infected zombies (x7)

>> No.34829121

Anon we're here to fuck them and hug them and stuff

>> No.34829160
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Depending on who you ask, MGE is a hellhole setting due to the "rape" and the extinction theory
or that monsters are in general are overpowered mary sues with no counter (Becuase the first thing everyone thinks of in a porn setting is how to destroy the sexy monsters right?)

>> No.34829181

because some dumbfucks here are easily baited

>> No.34829264
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It's a good day when you get mouth-raped by a sandworm's long tongue

>> No.34829272

Why do I have a feeling that that faggot is a raging vax enthusiast now?

>> No.34829274

Destroy tormenting rapist cunts with COCK.

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>> No.34829381

What happened aside from the obvious desth of the author of beserk

>> No.34829408
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Isn't that enough?

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It still feels surreal.
Keep struggling, anons.

>> No.34829451

Well, Charon won't let him leave the boat for one.

>> No.34829487

Miura and Charon can make Star Wars jokes now

>> No.34829520

How old was he?

>> No.34829521

This one's really beautiful.

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>> No.34829541

I wanna be sad with a monster girl so we can be sad together.

>> No.34829554
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Reminder to save your marriage for the dungeon boss, not for the desperate mobs along the way

>> No.34829565

>implying it isn't the other way around

>> No.34829569

But then they get what they want

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>> No.34829590

But goblins are cute and theres so many of them

>> No.34829605

Not if they're the ones ahegaoing and immobile.

>> No.34829611

Kinda young, we know why he died or not?

>> No.34829628

Heart failure.

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>> No.34829669

I've seen sites say it was "Acute Aortic Dissection".

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The struggle continues.

>> No.34829715

Trying to keep the thread more on-topic, who's the best monster girls in Berserk?

>> No.34829717

Guy lived pretty unhealthy life, he left many author comments like "I only had 2 day offs last year even though I had a fever" or "I blacked out from overworking, again" and stuffs like that. Many people worried about his health and well...

>> No.34829727

And THIS is why Isekai is so goddamn popular in Japan.

>> No.34829733

I'm gonna punch her In the wombn With my cock Repeatedly

>> No.34829735
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I prefer my lizards a little spicier

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>> No.34829841
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Why even bother looking for a girlfriend when you can just marry your adopted momster?

>> No.34829844

Miura dying, aside from making me really upset, reminded me that KC could die at any moment and made me really scared.

>> No.34829862

Death stalks us all

>> No.34829915

I wonder how old KC is.

>> No.34829919

Yes and it is a cruel mistress but thats we should try and live our life

>> No.34829932

We don't even know who old KC is. I just hope he doesn't work himself too hard.

>> No.34829933

How come they keep getting hit by trucks instead of overwork, then?

>> No.34829948

Why not both?

>> No.34829976

What girlfriend, I alrwady married my momster by holding her hand when I turned 12

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>> No.34830027

Why is she sad?

>> No.34830033

Its a metaphor
A metaphor for foreign Chinese delivery workers.

>> No.34830035
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Just wanted to say girls with big muscles are wonderful.

>> No.34830058

Not sure if cat maid or not, better take out my handy CAT detector

>> No.34830065

Same as the rest of us.

>> No.34830078

As much as it's probably a little heartless to say, MGE would probably still go getting content for years to come even after KC stops doing it either for health reasons or for personal reasons.
It's really taken on a life of it's own, content has been regular and sporadic for years yet it still keeps getting content. A lot of it for girls that were first posted between 5-10 years ago, Will would probably go from doing side guides to doing the main content too.

>> No.34830084
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My guess is before the whole isekai popularity it was more out of chance and trucks accidents were super easy to use. Now you DO see overwork and the like isekaing people, but trucks are the overused cliche

>> No.34830147

>content has been regular and sporadic for years yet it still keeps getting content
I meant fan content here but still.

>> No.34830208

>Miura dying
Wait what!?

>> No.34830251

Yeah, like, hours ago.

>> No.34830257

Anon, I...

>> No.34830304
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No no no no no this can't be happening

>> No.34830343

Yes, it sadly is

>> No.34830380

He is in a better place now. With monster girls.

>> No.34830392

Well. What a slap to the face to wake up today

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Wouldn't it be nice to not have to worry about this type of thing? Go over to the other side. Dead girls...

>> No.34830521

No wisp, I am fine

>> No.34830524

Pokemon Tomoko.

>> No.34830557

Made me think of how it would be to have a wisp momster

>> No.34830584

Shut up. SHUT UP!!
>Loudly knocks on wood.

>> No.34830601

Your waifu is A+

>> No.34830656

I think we all need bogey hugs now

>> No.34830673

Considering the time we´ve been without a new profile because he´s now developing a game...

>> No.34830728

I stopped going to /a/ so I had to learn it from here...

>> No.34830734

How often did new profiles use to come out?

>> No.34830753

About once a month.

>> No.34830805

the list of monstergirls on the wiki can be sorted by release date

>> No.34830819
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skink kisses!

>> No.34830893

Just use normal soap

>> No.34830895

I see you saw my post about an Mge setting that's post apocalypse. I keep writing stuff here and there under the working title Mutant Girl Encyclopedia, but that's neither here nor there.

I've been reading the Deathlands novels and came up with this for the Stickies, a race of mutants found in those novels:

>A semi-amphibious strain of mutants living primarily around the wetlands of the wastes, with scaled skin, razor sharp teeth, and webbed hands and feet that are lined with suckers.

>Stickies have very aggressive personalities, and a vicious pack mentality centered around their tribes. Often this mutant girl is encountered in a group, and rarely are they seen alone.

>Stickies relish fire and take a perverse pleasure in explosions, and will blow things up just to dance around the fire. This molds their tastes in men, and often Stickies will be drawn to males that possess a lot of firepower in the wasteland.

>Often this quality is what leads to men being preyed on in the wasteland, as a male set upon by a group of Stickies will try to use a show of force to try and drive off the tribe, and if an explosive or incendiary weapon is used it spells certain doom for the male. The man will become irresistible to them, and they'll begin stalking him, for miles if necessary, across the wastes until they can corner him.

>The Tribe will then attempt to overwhelm the male in question by swarming him with bodies, the Stickies' suckered hands and feet ensuring that any grip they get on the male is near unbreakable.

That's all I got so far, I was trying to emulate the normal Mge style of writing but idk how its coming out so far.

>> No.34830918

thats a big tail

>> No.34830929
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she's a big girl

>> No.34830979

What happened to this artists? Did he just quit or go legit?

>> No.34830988

>there's only one hero this time
>he was drunk and busted down the walls to get to the throne room
>threw up halfway through her monologue and passed out
>surely one of her rivals is setting these up

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well I don't think I can fun post for a while...

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>> No.34831064

what does the tail feel like?

>> No.34831130

dammit I was really really really hoping you guys were talking about an unrelated mg artist that happened to be called miura

>> No.34831152

What if I bring flowers to a knife fight with a salamander?

>> No.34831189

I imagine like an actual skink tail, so it feels like running your hand over lots of small, smooth beads. Not cool, but not quite warm to the touch.

>> No.34831221

introducing my skink monstergirl gf to everyone as a "stink"!

>> No.34831229

I need a partber before I head to Mons Vegas for vacation. Which is the best way to go?
>Hakutaku that knows all the rules and optimal plays, but is banned due to her powers
>Tanooki to bankroll my trip and analyze the best way to get the most free stuff, but I have to pay her back one way or another
>Anubis setting strict time limits and budgets to make sure I don’t overdo it
>Wurm to get excited and get the most excitement and entertainment out of every bet, even if we’re losing it all
>Otohime Casino/Resort owner who can get me all of the most luxurious accommodations but at the cost of marriage

>> No.34831235

That’s not nice

>> No.34831250

I do they have a love of blind men due to self esteem issues?

>> No.34831319

Take an alp with ya

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>> No.34831363
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They may actually be pretty easy. Just get an alraune and make her taller, then turn the paralytic venom into an aphrodisiac, and make them more aggressive to reflect the original triffids carnivorous nature

>> No.34831394

>Platonically Bro it up with her all day, playing oblivious
>At night after drinks, she can’t take it any more and rapes me down
>We get married at the drive-through chapel

>> No.34831395

Red Oni to get absolutely hammered with and kicked out of every casino for starting drunk brawls

>> No.34831402
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Are you really willing to make love to such edgy dark elves?

>> No.34831407

The otohime casino owner but change it to trying to catch you while you heist her casino

>> No.34831411

No, they are too thorny and horny

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>> No.34831438

Worshipping dark elves is fine right?

>> No.34831441
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NO! Soap messes up Kobolds' fur and makes them all stiff and dry!

>> No.34831449

I want one that glows in the dark

>> No.34831451

Take a chesh and have fun

>> No.34831458

That's an H-manga?

>> No.34831476

A glow ghoul form that three letter agency

>> No.34831479

What about predatory flowers?

>> No.34831496

Creeping Coin so you can cheat with unlimited coins.

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>> No.34831541

Dark mage that specializes in luck spells

>> No.34831559
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Everybody talks about Cheshire ass, and nobody talks about the real danger: Ryu ass.
>She insists you ride on it every time you have to ride somewhere. If you shuffle any way on the way, it´s reverse scale time.
>You sleep at the little spoon to avoid ass, but she keeps fondling your bits when she thinks you are sleeping, and then shifting her coils to reposition you as the big spoon when they are hard enough.
>EVERY TIME She turns her back, her tail slithers up like a snake mating dance, and the ass backs up and wiggles to your face.

>> No.34831563

I get the feeling she would dress up for each hotel
>Veil and Harem outfit for Egyptian hotel
>Toga for Roman hotel
>Princess dress for Medieval hotel
>Captains coat and hat for Pirate hotel
>Clown outfit for Circus Circus

>> No.34831576
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Just had a sperm check results come in (don't ask) and it turned out my spermcount is very high.
And I'm wondering - could I use it to court monster girls? Would pregnancy focused and powerful girls, that have trouble conceiving find it especially desirable in a man?
Would monster buy info on high sperm count males from clinics that do such checks?

>> No.34831593

Clown cat clussy wasnt something I knew I wanted

>> No.34831610
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I love thick, meaty wolves.

>> No.34831614
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>> No.34831775

That scar does things to me

>> No.34831794

Oh fuck

>> No.34831826

Hey, my cock broke, where do I go to get it fixed? I am also broke as shit

>> No.34831832

they would probably care more about your other genes. if you are a fat fuck aint nobody gonna want you to be somebodys father.

>> No.34831835

Your information was stolen by a gremlin the moment it was put into the clinic's database and sold to echidnas.

>> No.34831859
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Dispatching nurses to your location

>> No.34831863
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Love this design, too bad she's trapped in an isekai wasteland.

>> No.34831888

chiseled, boney ass was a curious decision.

>> No.34831908

I just read that greentext written by an anon about his autistic gf who would check his sperm under a microscope after sex then get horny when she saw his high sperm density and have sex with him again. If a human can get horny from that I guarantee a monster can too

>> No.34831924 [SPOILER] 
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oh no

>> No.34831934

God need me a wife like that

>> No.34831979

If third lamia's ass is so great, then where's fourth lamia?

>> No.34831989

Start lifting and get a job

>> No.34832048

It's ok anon,miura is calping loli and shota cheeks with donovan in heaven now

>> No.34832098

I'm pretty sure 1st lamia gives a blowjob, second vaginal, 3rd forced anal, 4th vaginal again and then ganbang. Or something like that.
UN_DO loves asses and gangbang

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Why do you insist on angering your advisor, anon?

>> No.34832151
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all men share the desire to be petted by MASSIVE paws

>> No.34832156
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Miura is together with Steve Jobs revolutionizing monster girl worlds

>> No.34832161

She gets mad no matter what I try, so I'll just ignore her. What could go wrong?

>> No.34832162
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what about holding paws

>> No.34832163

! !

>> No.34832164

I know what I'm doing. I'm going to make my entire civilization in the shape of a swastika

>> No.34832168

I'm very okay with this.
This sounds like a dream. Fertility in women is sexy. So male fertility is propably sexy for women.

>> No.34832175

I already one of those thinga

>> No.34832180

Man I've still got Pharaoh on disc, shits good.
also yes
to hold and be held by

>> No.34832187

My kingdom is the kingdom of gains

>> No.34832201

Nothing would make me happier than holding awoobis beans.

>> No.34832208

Have you considered snake church?

>> No.34832249

>sex so good it sends your soul straight to Heaven

>> No.34832255

>not already proposing to your adopted momster when you tell her that “When I grow up I’m gonna marry Mommy!”
>she held you to that Anon
>what do you think you signed on your twelfth birthday for that brand new rapestation 5?
>it wasn’t just a contract of chores

>> No.34832259

I wanna be a shota in a infamous video of five large monsters gangbanging me

>> No.34832332

If I was a shota in MGC I would simply just not get raped.

>> No.34832354
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But I love nun thights

>> No.34832374

God, why are nuns so sexy

>> No.34832432

That would me, and i wouldn't know it until I had two kids with her

>> No.34832458

I heard those videos are bought pretty fast in the black market.

>> No.34832494

I want to watch porn with my platonic hellhound and manticore friends and critique their favorite ones about how unrealistic they are.

>> No.34832532

Remember, if you get cornered by a horny monster girl, just say "no". She cannot legally have sex with you without your permission.

>> No.34832537
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One thing I learned is that you can be the strongest person in the planet, rape finds a way

>> No.34832555

Hope ya like being lubed, cause that is the only way you'll keep it

>> No.34832558

What was he working on? It certainly wasn't berserk with its "4 chapters per year" schedule

>> No.34832606

By who tho?

>> No.34832613

Martial arts succubut is unfair

>> No.34832617
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Frederica is so THICC and BEEG.

>> No.34832624

>go over to manticore neighbor's house
>find her porn books
>critique the scenes in them
>tell her how unrealistic it is for a guy to yell "oh no I'm losing to the tight tail pussy"
>start laughing when the line "drip the venom on my tongue mommy" comes up
>manti neighbor does not look happy

>> No.34832629

Noble, upper class girls mostly.

>> No.34832632

It was Berserk but he was training a studio of people in drawing at the same time.

>> No.34832659

>t.man who lose to tight tail pussy

>> No.34832670

>get a play now, my lord ad with an Anubis promising to fuck you
>she just keeps forcing you to do repetitive building tasks

>> No.34832687

Can i get bought those girls?

>> No.34832694

Sure but you can really get her to dig those claws in when you start mockingly quoting the books verbatim after she snaps.

>> No.34832710

I would so memorize and say them monotone as we fuck

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>> No.34832766

I wants ya, learncow

>> No.34832782

Ironically enough martial arts would give him an easier time. They note this whole playful sexual fighting style fucks up Ultra Instinct danger detection and calm mind state.
>Lose to them
>Forcefully hugs him into fucking her for 6 fucking months
>then Chrome rapes him too
>and then Fredericka is upgraded to recharge her energy from his semen
If it wasn't for the fact a fuckton of people died in collateral damage from Chrome's experiments this would have been 100% hot as fuck

>> No.34832833
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hold the BIG paws

>> No.34832842
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big paw holds you

>> No.34832847

Is your wife a big scaredy cat?

>> No.34832882
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I hope they're big sweti yeti paws

>> No.34832904

no but she has bad dreams sometimes

>> No.34832907

How would you deal with monster girls that have raped guys to death?
I'd prefer they get brutally destroyed and enslaved by cock.
If they were really evil and sadistic about it, maybe they deserve to get fucked to death themselves to get a taste of their own medicine.

>> No.34832915

Would you prefer to have a scaredy cat and a brave dog, or a scaredy dog and a brave cat?

>> No.34832917

What do you have to offer?

>> No.34832926

I'm not really the violent sort.

>> No.34832939

A strong body, mind, and wittiness

>> No.34832959

Not overly but she's scared of ghosts despite living in an undead kingdom.

>> No.34832962 [SPOILER] 
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they're big sweti gote paws

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>> No.34832988
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no gote
only big girls

>> No.34832990

So you would subdue them tenderly?

>> No.34832993
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Good husbands brush their ushi onis teeth for them.

>> No.34833013

Wild ones must have swamp breath then

>> No.34833076

Imagine big gote

>> No.34833083

Lamia are like snipers. It’s always the third one you have to watch out for.

>> No.34833090

I would consider big gote, yes
do not like lolis

>> No.34833111

But i like girls who are sneks

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>inquisitive mooing

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It is your duty.

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I really want to hold meaty Anubis paws

>> No.34833143

Harem. Wife scared of ghosts is a jabberwock

>> No.34833149

hah imagine dying at some shitty battlefield and then be caught and trapped by a dom wisp for the rest of eternity.

>> No.34833155

Why's she there?

>> No.34833176

Make her mommydommy then i am fine with that fate

>> No.34833234

>be poor, uneducated soldier
>no opportunities in life, got conscripted into the military as cannon fodder
>gunned down before you can even really see the enemy
>bleeding out, vision is fading
>but deep down, you finally feel a little happiness knowing that you can now rest
>then with no warning you're yanked into the cum zone to be underneath fat ghost ass forever

>> No.34833236

>thicc mommydommy wisp
Nice. Wonder if there is pancakes in the afterlife

>> No.34833251
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Dark Elves are for breaking until they worship the cock.

>> No.34833253

for capturing and tying up lewdly as a
>makeout practice dummy
>milk dispenser
>body pillow
>bed preheater

>> No.34833260

I respect a girl that can grab you by the soul

>> No.34833271

why do you keep doing this, for the replies?

>> No.34833273

At least her spooky ghost bed is top tier and comfy as fuck.

>> No.34833280

at least you used a different gif this time

>> No.34833294

Not by the balls?

>> No.34833298

Nah, Dark Elves should be defeated by cock.

>> No.34833299
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The bossfight opens with Frederika begging you to kill her. Chrome (the necromancer loli) is more sadistic but the dumb kind than the evil kind. The problem is she has a loose set of morals. She also can't have killed that many people before making Frederika (IF she did kill any) because part of the reason of practicing necromancy is because it was waaaay cheaper due to corpses being everywhere. Chrome didn't have any problem with the people that died in the aftermath of her Rape End later though, as the end goal of all those experiments were proving her capabilities conquering the cities around.
>How would you deal with monster girls that have raped guys to death?
Depends. I don't have many issues with those that do so by pure pleasure killing the victim, but I would stay the fuck away from those that vore and dryfish people.

>> No.34833307

That is still one of the best hentais ever made.

>> No.34833317

I find amazing how people can't even talk a bit about femdom monsters without the couple of you jumping into it.

>> No.34833343

Cant a man talk about wanting to be into a sex crazed slave to his wifes ass in peace

>> No.34833347

Kuroinu gave me an elf rape fetish

>> No.34833355

We already know he's a newfag, what did you expect.

>> No.34833394

I need to be smothered by a large ass

>> No.34833420
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>> No.34833437

big gote is heresy

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>> No.34833448
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I'm in the mood for Tentacles. Any new pics lately?

>> No.34833468
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Dark Elves are just too haughty and underestimate the power of cock.

>> No.34833477

I don't care about your faggy game

>> No.34833480


>> No.34833484

Seeing that pic always makes her boobs look hollow on the bottom.

>> No.34833491

I would be saying three every three aeconds and sniff every six

>> No.34833492
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big meaty elf butt
made to smother my face

>> No.34833496
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I don't care about your opinions about posts, post monster girls

>> No.34833512
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It's the shading. It kinda looks that way in the official art, too.

>> No.34833527

they kinda look like they are half-filled with nectar

>> No.34833528

I wouldn't lose to the tailpussy, she'd have to stop being a little doujin reading bitch and jump on the single guy who visits her every day in order for that to happen.

>> No.34833531

Now that is an ass I want on my face

>> No.34833534

Tip a holst!

>> No.34833537

no one elf should have that much ass

>> No.34833546
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Kuro's big butt is the best there is
Donk elf sorcery, I am sure.

>> No.34833553

>t. Man jumped

>> No.34833561

>happy holst waitress noises

>> No.34833574

Monstergirl game exposition about snuff and vore has a place on /vg/. Nobody wants to hear about that here

>> No.34833604
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>> No.34833623

Doesn't the game has an option to turn that stuff off?

>> No.34833625

Qt snek

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>> No.34833657

Not enough for a big boy like me

>> No.34833670

Big muscle gote is the opposite of heresy

>> No.34833672

Call me a mayfly again, Kerrillian. Please...

>> No.34833674


>> No.34833708

>That fairy drinking whiskey image
Fuck off back to TFT

>> No.34833713
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Is Donk Elf's butt enough?

>> No.34833720

Yes, but I need more than one in the pics for am a bit hungry

>> No.34833729
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not many group pics with Donk because her butt overshadows all others
I hope this will do

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>> No.34833742

God I need a donk elf who's weak to hair pulling and doggystyle

>> No.34833744

I got it from the MGE wiki

>> No.34833748

What's wrong with the image itself?

>> No.34833751


>> No.34833757
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What are the best places to take your Kobold for a walk?

>> No.34833758

I wish. I've been wearing "Paw and fluff slut" and "Totally asking for it" shirts around her every day. She has to take a hint eventually.

>> No.34833763
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Donkunoichi butt
God I love methonium

>> No.34833774

Kiss her and tell her she owes you 10 grand for that kiss

>> No.34833799

It's hard to come up with something better than a normal park.

>> No.34833810

His art is nice but it's annoying to have to search his hentai by another name that's equally as long and tedious to type out.

>> No.34833818
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no hentai
there is only donk now

>> No.34833825

Surely she'd get tired of you running the same exact route every single day.

>> No.34833844

You can always go to another park.

>> No.34833852
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>> No.34833853

I like to take her by the lake. Plenty of good places for hot outdoor public sex too if she's a good girl.

>> No.34833911

Where are the monster shaped like this?

>> No.34833914

What are some good places to stop by to get her treats while heading home?

>> No.34833921

Dark elves* are for defeating with cock and treating like any other elf or brown slut.

*Amazons are just dark elves with extra monster bits, extra muscles and extra bitchiness

>> No.34833941

The muscles and bitchiness make them even more satisfying to dominate.

>> No.34833957


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>> No.34833988

I take her by McNuki's but some people don't think she deserves it.

>> No.34833994

Does mamono mana just give girls samey-looking pointy ears, if they don't get some sort of animal ears instead?

>> No.34834006

Now why would someone say anything that mean? She's not just a pet, Kobolds are people too.

>> No.34834008

>maledomfags trying to extend the bait to amazons now

>> No.34834022
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The gym or the restaurant

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>> No.34834059

If you can outlast her, you can mount her while she's lying from exhaustion and keep fucking her silly with extra orgasms.

>> No.34834065
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Going from what I remember, the pointy ears is a "generic demon" thing with elves getting pointier, more knife-like ears.

>> No.34834070

>Raging mushrooms... gone. Feeling of invulnerability... over.
>Change of plan.

>> No.34834073

I wanna grapple and fuck a Drider.

>> No.34834082
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Is this someone's OC or something? I remember someone posting a pic of her when he was talking about how he wanted greenworms to have normal legs.

>> No.34834091

She looks like a frog.

>> No.34834096

She's cute.

>> No.34834126

It's probably just h*man girls who are upset that I feed my Kobold Big Nukes while she sits in my lap.

>> No.34834177


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>> No.34834214

She belongs to this guy.

>> No.34834215

Would she get along with MGE Greenworms?

>> No.34834221

Okay but listen: there are degrees of how good monster pussy is. Angel pussy is pretty low tier; they wouldn’t need to rape for years if they were good. Meanwhile succubi need to use charming powers so they aren’t that good because they cheat.
Now the best ones are those that actually addict the person on sheer pleasure alone. Those are the ones that are actually good. They rape once and the victim can never forget and live without her again.

>> No.34834229

I swear I've heard the same things coming from other beastgirls who wish they could get lap meals

>> No.34834254

And which would those be?

>> No.34834303

Do different species of caterpillar even get along?

>> No.34834333

I'm not aware of caterpillars getting along with anything, really, but I just know their basics of "Eat, coccoon, then turn into a butterfly".

>> No.34834394

Depends, some eat each other, some leave each other alone and eat off the same leaf. Other, however:
>Scientists already knew that masked birch caterpillars (Drepana arcuata) rub hairs on their rear ends against a leaf to create vibrations.
>But new research, not yet published, suggests that the pepper grain-size insects use so-called anal drumming to beckon other young caterpillars to join their silken shelters.
>Woven onto birch leaves, these cocoons give the North American caterpillars a safe place in which to mature. But many caterpillars are needed to spin the silk and generally maintain their hiding place—hence the need for recruits.
Greenworm party cocoon when?

>> No.34834395

Cheshire. A guy that stays by her side in spite of the eternal smug means she is THAT good.

>> No.34834441

They can get along and do some pretty cool stuff too.

>> No.34834446

Are you sure she's not just using the whole teleporting thing?

>> No.34834468

Life, uhh, finds a way.

>> No.34834472

Army worm Greenworms.
Or has Greenworm anon made art of that already?

>> No.34834481

Look at them go!

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>> No.34834497

It sure is difficult to watch your daughterus grow up and develop curves...

>> No.34834501

Where do you think we are? Fuck off with your facebook/gaia tier shit

>> No.34834511

>He doesn't understand the appeal of smugness
>He thinks it is a bad thing

>> No.34834524

They MWEH at each other until one gets tired and goes away. The one left is the victor.

>> No.34834532

I only know that other species of insects like to put their eggs inside caterpillars

>> No.34834548

A ball of greenworms scrambling over eachother like this would be cute, and probably cause for alarm for the local farmer's market.

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It seems like there was a guy who commissioned bunch of Bunyip pics which AFAIK never made it to these threads
You can check out the pics here

>> No.34834727

Imagine greenworms giving birth to other species of monster girls

>> No.34834738

This thread hates him for commissioning headpat pics

>> No.34834777

want greenworm daughter, get greenwurm daughter

>> No.34834785

Ah so that Ace was really that Ace? huh

>> No.34834857

What ace?

>> No.34834878

It's not the same ace, this guy is a lolifag from twitter who just happens to like bunyips.

>> No.34834885

Who happens to also be called Ace?

>> No.34834895

That makes more sense. Bunyip guy has much better taste in artists

>> No.34834914

>this guy is a lolifag
Then why none of these pics are lolis?

>> No.34834925
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>> No.34834986

It just happens.

>> No.34834999

Top five sex positions

>> No.34835015

The weak should fear the mweh

>> No.34835037


>> No.34835041
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1. Lotus

>> No.34835050


>> No.34835070

Fuck, that is top tier

>> No.34835076

Why do so many Kemono Friends have essentially the same hairstyle?

>> No.34835088

what about ass job?

>> No.34835093

femdom cowgirl
reverse amazon
reverse mating press

>> No.34835106

Yes. He changed his twitter name to flatjustice and you can see it on the skeb page, raiju-ace is raijupats on twitter.
Happens I guess. Same reason fans of big tits sometimes like the occasional flat monster girl.

>> No.34835107

Perpendicular Paizuri
Reverse Paizuri
Guy-on-Top Paizuri
69 Mating Press Paizuri

>> No.34835119


>> No.34835136

In no order
>prone bone
>full nelson
>mating press

>> No.34835146

>reverse mating press
bottom bitch

>> No.34835149

The site >>34834640 linked.

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not like you have a choice

>> No.34835161

Not really feeling it

>> No.34835167

Didn't you have enough (you)s already

>> No.34835177
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1- Floating doggystyle
2- nursing tailjob
3- BEEG bellyjob
4- upside-down oral
5- missionary underwater

>> No.34835200

I see you like living dangerously

>> No.34835202
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I like seeing clothing and such for the monster parts.

>> No.34835219

There's more than one person who isn't into that, you know. Though I'd prefer something starting from that position then getting reversed.

>> No.34835222

i wonder if anyone would be willing to draw some oviposition with them

>> No.34835225

nah just being cheeky

>> No.34835227

Whose boots are those?

>> No.34835229

Femdom-style Irrumatio
A frustratingly slow Deepthroat
Reverse mating press
Nursing handjob but instead of sucking her breasts, we're kissing.

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It’s exactly because they can do stuff mere women can’t that you should do it. Except vore.

>> No.34835252

Lotus is Yeti approved position since you can hug and fug at the same time

>> No.34835269

There are only two positions that matter:
The ones with level drain
And the ones with age drain
Simple as that.

>> No.34835275

Shoemaker's, not translated yet but looks like she uses them like a teddy bear.

>> No.34835307

I dont get level drain, why?

>> No.34835357

I dunno. It’s, like, the incapacity to fight back. You are weaker, she is stronger. You can still do anything you’d want, but there is nothing you can do about her overpowering and raping (You).

>> No.34835385

now I understand the fetish itself thxs

>> No.34835401

Anon, this is some good fucking taste.

>> No.34835496

Where are the thiccest angels at?

>> No.34835578

Used by a cancerous faggot as his avatar.

>> No.34835653

i wish that monsters were real and could have saved me from a kidney stone and kidney swelling

>> No.34835669

A Manticore in a fishnet bodystocking with a plug in both her ass and her tail, plus a ball gag.

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Purifying sinners by rape

>> No.34835698

Is this angel for ants

>> No.34835774

Why did I slap that dragon's ass for? She is a single hag but that damnned Cheshire bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn't, now here I am under her fat ass

>> No.34835793
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males are for mindbreaking
gently or roughly, but mindbroken all the same

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>> No.34835821
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Just put your hand right here and move it back and forth slowly
Yes this will grant your wish silly human just trust me on this one!

>> No.34835823

Mindbreak's just something you brush off the next morning as pillowtalk

>> No.34835846

males and females should both mindbroken for each other

>> No.34835862
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I'd pet the fox until she's a drooling mess laying flat on the floor

>> No.34835873

>Sly fox uses her wily tricks to get you to headpat her
>It feels good, don't wanna stop flooding her silly hair and ears
>Silly fox realizes she's losing to headpats
>Can't make the human boya stop
>Ends up mindbreaking herself and falling asleep in her new husband's lap while he keeps playing with her hair and ears

>> No.34835874

Yesterday you said I just needed to princess carry you, now I have to pat your head? What's next, breakfast in bed and a kiss on the forehead? Looking through baby name catalogs?

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>> No.34835894

>Why did I sit on that Human's face? I know I'm single and it's the only action I've ever gotten but that damned Cheshire bet me 20 bucks I couldn't facesit a guy today, now here I am hoping he doesn't hate me.

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Blowjob, rimjob, and deep, French kissing all at the same time. It doesn't get much better than that. I'm surprised jabberwocks aren't more popular

>> No.34835909

I found Hebi's secret stash of my childhood pictures she's swiped, should I out them into a scrapbook for her or just pretend I didn't see them?

>> No.34835920

This is the prime figure for retired ex-mercenary/soldier monster girls

>> No.34835921

Those diamonds girls are a little to extreme for me.

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>insulting an angel
A most unwise choice

>> No.34835939

They're neat, though some of the more heavyset pictures aren't particularly inspiring.

>> No.34835942

That chesh must be an eros chesh

>> No.34835946

A vacation just in time for summer, make sure to take plenty of pictures.

>> No.34835950

mama said I was real special, not smart

>> No.34835958

Eros Chesh out her doing her god's work. Meanwhile, to her, it's just a 9 to 5. I hope she has a husband who treats her well, she deserves it.

>> No.34835978

gods sure have quite a sense of humor, so I'd wager, no

>> No.34835986
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So what? She makes you drink her titty milk in front of her friends, and you occasionally take a full tour of her digestive tract. Perhaps she'll give you a horsecock for a day. Maybe she makes you play as Romeo at a tea party and her tentacle is Juliet. Definitely manageable even if you're a strict vanillafag. Fun too!

The heavyset shit is from an autistic waifufag. That's not the norm of the species.

>> No.34835989

So i can finally marry you?

>> No.34835991

imagine dragons using shed scales to forge armor for you

>> No.34836007

got the image of a dragin momster reminding her little hero to wear his "I LOVE MOMMY" chest piece made from her scales and he visibly doesn't want to

>> No.34836011

That's too cruel. What enjoyment does Eros get from watching Cheshie slave 9-5 7 days a week to come home to an empty nest and watch dating shows with a frozen TV dinner, wishing she could find someone remotely close to the guys on TV?

>> No.34836017
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ignore fatty version

>> No.34836020

remember she single as well

>> No.34836021

>dragin momster
what's dragin?

>> No.34836041


Anthropomorphizing and then worshipping a part of a girls body (or vice-versa if she does it for you) is a fetish I didn't realize I had

>Go ahead, boya, tell Miss Mouth how you really feel about her
>Don't be shy! Why don't you give her a nice big kiss?
>Ara, Ara, you must really love her a lot! But her comes her twin sister! You cad! I hope you're not planning on seducing her too!

>> No.34836043

dragin these nuts across your face
meant dragon

>> No.34836044

loli jabberwock is where it's at

>> No.34836063

fuck you for giving me it too

>> No.34836070

Ah, yes. The illusive third tentacle.

>> No.34836071
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Jabberwock tentacles deserve lots of love.
It's all good and well unless she gives the tentacle has a deep, masculine voice

>> No.34836087

Gotta go with a pai loli here.

>> No.34836089

>Cheshire in a reverse bunnysuit
>Manticore in a normal bunnysuit
Choose one.

>> No.34836099

Does "man being horny = Consent" for a monster?

>> No.34836109

never cared for the reverse. Doesn't leave enough to the imagination.

>> No.34836116

Penis deflation speedrun

>> No.34836117

yes, alp in training

>> No.34836127

no, they a shit

>> No.34836146

I'm imagining a tone like Audrey II from little shop of horrors but with a feminine voice

>> No.34836163

Then you've chosen door number 3, a nude Matango.

>> No.34836164

Hard to deflate penis with it's being serviced by her other valley girl tentacle.

>> No.34836165

fuck I've always loved instances of a Manticore's talipussy being treated separately from her.
Like it has a will of it's own.

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The dream

>> No.34836183

How to get jabbawock gf?

>> No.34836194

Yes, that is why I lift

>> No.34836204

Go to Wonderland and shove your dick in her face. 100% effective

>> No.34836221

1. Find a way into Wonderland
2. Snicker-snack
3. ???
4. Profligate

>> No.34836228

make it simple big words make me head hurt

>> No.34836237

Try to rape her. She will rape you back, shove you in her rape dungeon and lovingly rape you for the rest of your eternal Undead life

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>> No.34836250

Step one
Use proper English

>> No.34836256

Then I'm afraid there's no helping you

>> No.34836273

i aint no uptight posh brit, i am american

>> No.34836306

wouldn't it turn to consensual sex?

>> No.34836320
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Manticore is too big and strong to look good in a bunny suit. Unless you want to make them look way smaller then they should be.

>> No.34836325

They have a similar appearance but a trained eye can tell the difference.

>> No.34836345

just slighty more crazed pounding?

>> No.34836353

nonsense they would still look good

>> No.34836368

how to get into wonderland for a dummy like me?

>> No.34836447

Nah, she'd give it a squealey girly voice that shrieks in pleasure and collapses into giggles when you blush and moan
Based, although I imagine them as both having valley girl accents, one a bubbly bimbo and the other other a bitchy alpha-cheerleader that demands you get on your knees and beg to be devoured

>> No.34836448

what is a reverse bunnysuit?

>> No.34836455
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>> No.34836457
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Just follow the white rabbit. I now noticed my almost all my rabbit girl pictures are Touhou or Elins.

>> No.34836476

Fuck, forgot she's British, so one would be a posh Londoner giving you a slurpy bj and the other would be a horny chav slag covering your face in kisses

>> No.34836497

I would be dying of laughter at that

>> No.34836513

Naturally, that's because Cheshire -san came up with the idea

>> No.34836521

Thought that was lichfag's wife for a second, cute elf tho.

>> No.34836534

now thinking of a Jabberwock with a Russian accent doing owo voices while she sucks you off

>> No.34836538

You don't have to be an uptight posh brit to use actuall grammar and spelling.

>> No.34836559

Based, a Zipanese one doing a cute magical girl voice for one and a deeper villainess voice for the other would be cute too, love cute Japanese accents.

>> No.34836571

i gained a new fetish today, kiss marks

>> No.34836601

Based, I want my wife to cover me in kisses and then force me to go out shopping with her covered in lipstick

>> No.34836606

Surely Eros isn't the cruel right?

>> No.34836627

Do you think some monster girls would be flashers that would hide their bodies until they were at night and find a dude. Then flash the man and seduce him into having sex?

>> No.34836640

>Ywn make a jabberwock this happy
I love how her facial expressions extend her to tentacles as well


>> No.34836641

now thats a fucking dream

>> No.34836664

sometimes women are very petty

>> No.34836720

Where do all the mommy dommy monster girls live?

>> No.34836725

The Underdark.

>> No.34836726

The great mother wurm and her cc legion below the surface beckons

>> No.34836741

everything covered except for tits and vagiber

>> No.34836787
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Old Mamono needs love too.

>> No.34836798


>> No.34836806

Get the real version as well

>> No.34836807

Throw in T U M M Y and you've got yourself a deal

>> No.34836808

Your wife is very cute, friend. Glad to have more baphobros.

>> No.34836815
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But I want a young fox.

>> No.34836825

all foxes are old hags in disguise

>> No.34836832

i love this fox

>> No.34836879


>> No.34836923
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>The real version

>> No.34836936
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Enough for triplets?

>> No.34836940

yes, my friend thats what I wanted to see

>> No.34836949
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Do (single) CC hounds reasonably exist?
It seems like it’d be like trying to find a needle in a haystack, given their aggressive natures letting them quickly find a mate.

>> No.34836970

yeah, probably due to them having the 'tisms or being real shy

>> No.34836988
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I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this flower sprite

>> No.34837008

Probably in the most backwater parts of hell. A place where they Hounds there likely post the same, except talking about unmarried guys. They never really make it all the way out there, and if they do, they aren't single for long.

>> No.34837014

Congratulations, now I'm going to find you and do the unspeakable to you.

>> No.34837024
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>> No.34837040
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>thinking about ways to rape anon as soon as he gets home

>> No.34837041

I want to drink coffee with a nice alraune while watching the sunrise. I hope it's not too hot for her roots though, wouldn't want her to get burnt.

>> No.34837067

time to invade hell with nothing a pair of boxers some lube and a lot of faith to get those lovestarved hounds some love

>> No.34837074

>pouring fiji water on an alraune's feet
is this a way of proclaiming your love?

>> No.34837083

How devious! Going to give her all the love and affection when I get home, such a little sweetheart thinking of me while I'm at work.

>> No.34837085

>Take an alp with ya
Good advice for just about any situation.
>want to go to that new restaurant but don't want to go alone? Take an alp
>need a date for prom? Take an alp
>want someone to help you practice kissing and baby making? Take an alp

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>"You're awesome!"

>> No.34837118

alps were a mistake

>> No.34837125

No you are! Now come here and let me tell you how amazing you are.

>> No.34837146

alps were a solution

>> No.34837189

>when your mg asks you about your day

>> No.34837193

alps are gay

>> No.34837215

It's like a nice holiday

>> No.34837229

Encasing your dick in their pussy is not ''asking about the day''

>> No.34837260
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>portals open
>get proactively dated by a nice monster shortly after
Now what. I go my whole life without being in a relationship and now I'm forced into one. I now have a mate, now what the fuck do I do with her?

>> No.34837285

If you're unsure, you can let her take initiative.

>> No.34837288

lots of sex then talk about hobbies and have more sex then have sex while also doing said hobbies and sightseeing

>> No.34837294

Make daughterus.
Have sex
Have a comfy life.
Make a gaming group

>> No.34837295

>Oh sweeite how was your day?
>Rough one huh... well here, let's get you out of those pants and into my tailpussy
Housewifeicore is a fantasy

>> No.34837314

you also have someone to play vidya with

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>asks you about your day

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>> No.34837412

How awkward is it to ask the kids to please vacate the mofu, it's your turn?

>> No.34837437

Would bogey's still be attracted to men that never cry, but are simply dead inside.

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>> No.34837499

Is a creeping coin's body like malleable metal? Could I take one of those polisher tools to one's ass to make it shine?
These are important questions.

>> No.34837516
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There's plenty of real estate in the mofu for you and your daughters, anon.

>> No.34837543

you ass shiner

>> No.34837561
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Yeah, just hold your daughters while your wife holds you and covers everyone in the fluff.

>> No.34837570

You sound jealous that your waifu doesn't have gleaming, blindingly shiny hips.

>> No.34837605

why would I, I don't want to be blinded when looking at her ass

>> No.34837627

always tell her "better now that I'm with you"
because its true
no matter how shitty your day could have been, mg wife always there to help

>> No.34837694

>Hebi asks you how your day was
>She should know, she's called you every 15 seconds
>The real challenge to remembering what you've told her word for word verbatim

>> No.34837701

she cute

>> No.34837721

>every time you fail the cross examination, she squeezes a little tighter
I am in a forgetful mood today.

>> No.34837844

Do hebis usually get disappointed when hubby gets all of her questions 100% right or are they overjoyed?

>> No.34837856

I always answer, better with you around

>> No.34837876

Would be the hubby that smile would grow smugger with each soul burning

>> No.34837879

Against-The-Wall (either partner)

>> No.34837920

How does one outsmugs a smug cat?

>> No.34837929

I love that guy. His wock is charming!

>> No.34837933

Leglock missionary creampie with handholding for the purpose of procreation

>> No.34837940

That naked apron do things to you?

>> No.34837960

Bet you do in the dark while holding hands, you deviant.

>> No.34837999
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Incredibly based

>> No.34838000

>Leglock missionary creampie with handholding
I need POV pictures of monstergirls in this

>> No.34838017

Like the guy from no country for told men?

>> No.34838020
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>> No.34838030

I'm a real sicko, I even whisper in her ear that I'm going to take responsbility and I love her more than anything else in this world.

>> No.34838047

reverse cowgirl
also 69
i would like lots of time to view her ass and holes

>> No.34838059

Face down ass up
Doggy style
Prone bone
Anal missionary
Against wall from behind

>> No.34838066
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>Purple sus
>For the love of Ra, why can't you just say "we have apprehended the Apophis" like a normal person?

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>> No.34838100

I wish to pet this creature

>> No.34838138

God, this is a blueboard for christ's sake

>> No.34838172

I wish to boop the snek

>> No.34838183


>> No.34838196


>> No.34838232

gaboon viper lamia
biggest fangs of any venomous snake
second highest venom payload (only King Cobra greater), doesn't let go after biting
but also
thick, lazy, very low aggression toward humans
no slithering, just silly inchworming motion
makes funny noises

>> No.34838269

The naked apron, the ribbed sweater, kimonos, poofy dresses (I think he has one). All of them are fantastic. I also appreciate the chub she has, I think it’s another charming part of her. Combined with her gluttony and salaciousness, she’s just hot. Jabberfag is a happy man.

>> No.34838284

he may have been referring to jabberfag in the naked apron

>> No.34838289
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He's an odd fellow but he knows how to get comfy.

>> No.34838293

I want to boop an Apophis.

>> No.34838313

Apophises are degenerates that enjoy booping.

>> No.34838327

Now thinking of an anon just slowly sneaking up on until he just press her nose at the slowest rate then says boop with the quietest voice

>> No.34838374

How to show cunning liguist skills while eating?

>> No.34838411

How to find a skellie gf?

>> No.34838428

Ice cream.

>> No.34838449

Ask your local Greenworm husband

>> No.34838457

Be a massive thread degenerate that nobody likes.

>> No.34838489
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What's this guy's deal? What do they like about him?

>> No.34838491

The straightest alp.

>> No.34838509

He can lift them out of loneliness

>> No.34838520

barometz are very cute, remember to consider barometz today friends

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>> No.34838554

Alright, the great flood is happening. I need a couple for every species represented on board of the Ark so re-population can happen. Don't be surprised when you get to the incest part of the process.

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>> No.34838588

Good hugger

>> No.34838591

I don't think this works as well when you have options to breathe underwater

>> No.34838604

Nsh i am swimming with the cute fishies

>> No.34838619

Just grab like 30 echidna couples, you'll eventually get one for everybody. Don't know how you'll get more guys, unless there's mountain hermit guys that survived.

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just introduce some more guys and theyll have the same reaction
except even more excited

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>> No.34838662

a face only a mother could love

>> No.34838714

Those lips were made for sloppy kisses.

>> No.34838715

They really failed at adapting an Oda-non design, yeah

>> No.34838730

Is kc next?

>> No.34838735

Why is everyone's hands so fucked up?

>> No.34838808

They're little gremlins.

>> No.34838829

What am i looking at a tumblr attempt at anime or somethin

>> No.34838939
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Sounds comfy

>> No.34838969

Is there anything more tragic than a dark elf having to use a regular wooden stool to sit?

>> No.34838981
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Next for what?

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>> No.34839222

Sister looks a litte weird?

>> No.34839231
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There's something strange about the new mother superior.

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Imagine pounding a huge noble lolibutt on the royal bed.

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What do you mean?

>> No.34839368

She didnt have point ears before and didnt have such a bust either

>> No.34839389
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Make sure to give your waifu a nice place to get comfy.

>> No.34839399

That might be for waifu she is quite big and long but we live on a farm

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>> No.34839472

Someday I will make a fabric strong enough to contain erect monster nipples.

>> No.34839484

Good luck

>> No.34839519
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Everyone is waiting for the portals but has anyone successfully astral projected to a MGE pocket dimension?

>> No.34839530

i wish i could ...

>> No.34839540

Should i get on the infamous cc special train, the train most infamously taken by those real desperate CCs

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Sheepgirls are my weakness

>> No.34839573

>astral projected
What that mean and how does one do it?

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Eh, I've seen weirder sisters around the church lately.

>> No.34839606

Lucid dreaming is the closest substitute.
Your soul leaves your body and can explore other places like a ghost but you don't die.

>> No.34839607

What? What happened to the stern head nun?

>> No.34839608
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hmm not sure if this goes in the latex folder or the mosnter girls folder

>> No.34839610
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it's projecting a subtle energy body out of your physical body after which you can explore the astral planes. It's a skill you can learn but not super easy to do, I've been trying for about a month but haven't been successful yet. There's a lucid dreaming / astral projection general on /x/ with more info and quite a few books on the topic.

>> No.34839629

Ok, I dont like it by insticnt. It seems sketchy to me desu

>> No.34839669

>latex folder or the mosnter girls folder
You have separate ones?

>> No.34839670

I want to find a lich that decided to bump up strength instead of dex for Heavy Armor casting.
Dumping Charisma wouldn't be bad either.

>> No.34839681

Why are nuns so sexy?

>> No.34839684
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the only folder within my MG folder is one specifically for slime girls

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Summertime soon.

>> No.34839688

i mean he's not immortal, its going to happen eventually,
the question is whether he would still be doing mge stuff at that point and would it still have the popularity that it has today.

>> No.34839710

Where do I go for yandere old hag foxes?

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Zipangese red light district.

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Strong and smart is an unbeatable combo.

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A fur rug in front of the fireplace is the ideal cuddling spot

>> No.34839741

Is showing your nape enough to make one look

>> No.34839752
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Forbidden fruit.

>> No.34839766

>Looming in frightening heavy plate with a great mace seeping with dark energy in one hand .
>Doesn't speak, instead glares down at you with the dead eyed gaze of a lich.
>In reality she's trying to think of something that won't freak you out as 'I will be taking you to my dark fortress' seems less like an invitation to dinner and more like a kidnapping.

>> No.34839783

I would just up and hug her

>> No.34839787
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Sexiest outfits ever + forbidden fruit

>> No.34839795

Which is the most frightening Shirohebi in your eyes? What about most desirable to you?
>Max strength
>Max dexterity
>Max intelligence
>Max charisma

>> No.34839801

>heh, wanna come over to my place boya?
>show up to her place
>racecar bed

>> No.34839809

Dick is steel

>> No.34839811

Just be careful.
Her blackiron plate is spikey and built for intimidating, not the hugging of pets, husbands, and small children.

>> No.34839817
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Embarrassed cows

>> No.34839828

I like danger, it makes me stiffer

>> No.34839829

Frightening and Desirable are the same thing for me.
>Max Int
I'm assuming this is the highest magic potential too, give her a lab coat and a mad scientist hairdo and she'll be perfect.

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I couldn't resist a STR build Shirohebi.
Now she sleeps in a racing car AND with her man, nobody can top this.

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>> No.34839861

I mean, they're big but I've seen bigger.

>Nearby zombie moaning "Goood jooooob booooss" while giving a stiff thumbs up.

>> No.34839874

Love me a good moo, would breed

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>I mean, they're big but I've seen bigger.
Oh yeah?

>> No.34839887

Stop, i dont want turn into a sex crazed animal again

>> No.34839889

>hey boya, check this out
>pulls a little wheel over from the side of the bed
>and look
>presses center of wheel
>lets out a little honk
>happy swaying mofu while she expects you to compliment her cool bed

>> No.34839903

What would a max CHA Hebi even look like?

>> No.34839913

Great big old smile while I hug her

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>> No.34839941

Thats a trick picture.
She's obviously done something to up her bust size since we last met.

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>> No.34839951

I would bang an MG on a racecar bed.

>> No.34839971

What if she started making car noises while you went down on her?

>> No.34839984

Would be laughing while cumming

>> No.34840003

Why would any MG dump CHA if it just makes boobs bigger?

>> No.34840006

Pound her harder.

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>> No.34840022

Autistic mofu best mofu

>> No.34840026

Trick question, it just makes natural breast size have a higher ceiling.
Potions, spells, and mammy bammy can increase or raise these limits as well.

Its largely for better speech options or for girls that don't want to spend money on upping their chest.

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>hey what if we made a slime entirely out of healing potion?
Another terrifying innovation brought to you by the intersection of Grelia's Sabbath and Gremlin science.


>> No.34840034

>about to bust in her
>hear a ringing sound
>her sisters come rushing into the room in pit crew unis
>start taking the wheels off the bed and replacing them
>gives her a gatorade and head pat
>greenlight comes on and you resume

>> No.34840040

Aww... where was I again, Fuck bred all the cow girls on my farm again

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>> No.34840052

in conglushun my pp haerd

>> No.34840058

>max con and max cha hebi
I was already convinced there was only one woman in the world, I don't know how I could resist plowing her 24/7

>> No.34840070

bugs deserve headpats

>> No.34840074

>Max Con and Max cha
Enjoy your max THICK and max curvy whitesnek

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That's a boat.

>> No.34840102

Wouldnt mind that either. Just make her mommy dommy that doesn't let me out her sight or grip and we gold

>> No.34840135

>her kimono just barely covereing her big fat tiddies
>cha stat even made her gain a little beauty spot on one of her breasts

>> No.34840149

Hebi mommy giving me a stiffie

>> No.34840208


I've been entranced by her ever since I read that doujinshi.

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Skunk mamono when?

>> No.34840219

>you understand why I had to get rid of those other girls, right?
>they're no good for you
>they want to hurt you, they want to take you away from me
>they're just like your family
>I'm the only one who truly cares for you
>you only want me right?
>don't you want what's best for you?
>what's best for both of us?
You know she's wrong. You know you should run. You know what she's doing. But all you can do is nod your head. And why wouldn't you? After all, she's done so much for you. She knows exactly what you want. What you need. Even if she's wrong, she's always oh so right.

>> No.34840225

So what would a Shirohebi with very low CHA be like? She can't just be a flatty.

>> No.34840229

That doujin is part of the reason why I like old monster girls

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>> No.34840241


Dump stat CHA can be entirely based on their personality. Basically just someone nobody wants to be around.

I wish it was the dump stat irl.

>> No.34840273


Yeah. It's short, and it's not anything amazing, but it strikes a very particular bonerchord with me. I looked through his stuff on sadpanda a while back and didn't find more of her, sadly. His foxes are mostly lolis.

>> No.34840281

Trying to mindbreak someone who's already normally mindbroken will only result in your own mind being broken instead. Prepare to lose to cock.

>> No.34840312

Should I dump int for strengh, vitiality and stamina

>> No.34840315
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>tfw no lamia momster

>> No.34840319

Kemono Friends deciding to use gloves for their designs look weird.

>> No.34840325

Would love a momster of any kind

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>> No.34840350

She looks like a crack whore

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>> No.34840365


Depends what your goal is. The easiest and most consistent way to win at life is to just go full-in on evil alignment. Stats don't matter, not even int. Make connections, step on others to get to the top and lie at every given opportunity. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, dumb as shit or unlikable, you just need to go maximum prick.

>> No.34840370

Should I stick my dick in one of the mouths

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>> No.34840381

is it safe to pat her dress on its head?

>> No.34840429
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Bikini Warriors anime from 2015.

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>> No.34840450
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>> No.34840457

I just told you.

>> No.34840466

That poor dragon must be starving, just look at her tail

>> No.34840484
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>put a hat on a human
>call it a monster girl

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>> No.34840499

Don't discount the striped stockings. They're vital.

>> No.34840505

I wish more tails were actually in proportion to the girl's body in pictures. Having this fat, oversized thing attached to the lower spine that looks like a child's snap on toy irritates me.

>> No.34840517
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Finnish monster girls

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The hat is the real monster. The girl is just a host.

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>> No.34840562

Just had the mental image of a Jabberwock whose tentacles have big ol' dick sucking lips, that leave messy lipstick kissmarks all over your balls while Jabby deepthroats your cock, and who occasionally try to steal kisses from you when she's not looking. So now apparently I have a feminine tentacle fetish in addition to liking regular monstergirls, thanks a lot.

>> No.34840574

If you really thought that the hat is the real monster girl, you'd fuck it even if it didn't have a host.

>> No.34840581

Thanks, I now have it too

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Time for bed.

>> No.34840653

No time to lift

>> No.34840661

when you're left a technicolor mess you realize why she gives each of her mouths a different color lipstick.

>> No.34840693

>Jabby pretends not to be jealous of her semi-autonomous mouth-tails, but she's always irritated when you make out with them while she's blowing you
>They have their own voices and made lewd remakes while you pound her from behind
>They like to cover your face in sloppy lipstick prints and suck on your earlobe while you walk hand-and-hand with Jabby
>Occasionally they'll nip your ass while you're fucking

>> No.34840705

i'm highly weak to whitehorns

>> No.34840711

God qll this jabby talk make me want to give the oldest jabby my jab if you what I mean

>> No.34840713

>Everytime you blow a fat loud in their slutty mouths they get another little heart print along the side. The two seem to be competitive, because if you cum in one mouth the other one immediately latches on and starts sucking until you cum again.

>> No.34840762

i have nothing but respect for the artist and commissioner that got ushi anus presentation done

>> No.34840778

Show pls

>> No.34840807

it's not new and in the gallery but i do wish it had uncensored vagina

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You have attracted my full attention anon

>> No.34840826

what dainty hands

>> No.34840855

>marry jabberwock gf
>tentacles want wedding rings too
>wear their own mini wedding veils at the ceremony and smooch you on the cheeks while you and the bride kiss
>act as mediators whenever you and jabberwock have an argument
>give you sneak blowjobs in the middle of the night while the two of you are spooning as "consultation fees"
>all three will team up to outvote you on issues like "what should we have for dinner" or "what movie should we watch"
>occasionally, this will backfire on Jabby when her tentacles side with you instead
>Bicorns experience a philosophical crisis when they see you walking around town with your wife(s) because they don't know if that counts as a harem or not

>> No.34840864

We don't need more brapposters

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>> No.34840870

Aint there three tentacles?

>> No.34840881

she likes to watch

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>> No.34840901

Melusine maid seems cute. Not really sure what kind of broom that is though.

>> No.34840909

If I agreed to go with her would she not use the neckpole on me?

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>> No.34840952

What's the mancatcher for?

>> No.34840955

I want to be held in that neckpole for sciene

>> No.34840956


>> No.34840960
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Little Onis are for _______.

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>> No.34840993

The maid outfit is there to entice me but the man catcher shows her true intentions.

>> No.34840994
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Why does she need a tool for that?

>> No.34840999

piggyback rides
with you being the one carried

>> No.34841024

Just look at the little smile on her face, using the mancatcher is just part of the fun for her.

>> No.34841026

Cute ribbons and big dinners

>> No.34841027
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Left or right?

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>> No.34841052

this guy's wife is so cute

>> No.34841104
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Weird skin is best skin

>> No.34841120

I feel on that one, blues and red tend to get me goin

>> No.34841126

What about patterned skin? Which pattern is the best?

>> No.34841142

Dexterity translates to additional movement speed and reflexes, in my head. Being giant snek, she is already strong- and pretty magickal to boot.
so, I think Dexsnek is scariest.
Desirable? Charisma or INT, probably.

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I'm partial to large amounts of skin patterned hue-less black

>> No.34841181

>dex snek flicking her tail and taking your notes away to make sure you don't have any thoughts about hussies in them

>> No.34841188

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, do not underestimate the wurms.
They may seem simple but its more that their mind have moved beyond such trappings of proper society we worry ourselves about.
They are just as sharp as normal dragons, they just do not bother to put up with 'proper' civilization.

>> No.34841198

They're up to something, I just know it

>> No.34841202

I'd like her pattern more if it was symmetrical and was more akin to gloves and stockings

Though keeping her topless is a bonus and you can headcanon stuff like maybe her nipples become obvious when she's horny. Darken/swell/glow whatever

>> No.34841215

I like when snakes dual wield daggers or swords. Got to complete that twin fangs aesthetic.

>> No.34841220

What would you think they up to?

>> No.34841230

>The defenses are tough but between the three of us they will either have to focus one of us and allow the other two to close or spread out their fire and fail to do lasting damage.
>Well yes, they'll have some arcane traps but I doubt they've prepared for multiple, miniature burrows that just go around them and...
>I mean, I sure do love digging up shinies, hello hubby!

>> No.34841243

They're trying to brainwash us

>> No.34841248

What shinies do they find?

>> No.34841255

No way, I always loved my wurm wife, I couldnt think of life withou her. She is the best monster girl around and is better that a shitty dragon autist

>> No.34841262

Thirdy's an oddball and a voyeur. She prefers to watch when you and the others are having sex while panting and shivering off to the side. Even when you're all on the sofa watching a game of footie, she's on her own tablet looking up streams of old anime. Don't ask how the tentacles watch things without any eyes. She's the most gentle of them, though, and she'll cuddle up on your lap when you feel down.

>> No.34841266

>Yes, the left eye is certainly what I expected but unless we pair it with the right we won't be able to harness their true power.
>No, we don't have an exactly location yet but Natara has some contacts in the east she has a lead on and I will be looking through some ancient texts of....
>Hello hub hub! I have a sparkly that looks like a Kitty eye!

>> No.34841298

Remember to love wurms, they mean no harm and are real good girls

>> No.34841366

Hmmm yes I agree. Wurm next OP?

>> No.34841368

You've talked about Wurms pretending to be Greenworms, but what do you do when you run into a Greenworm pretending to be a Wurm?

>> No.34841382

If you want go ahead, i give my blessing as the wurm preacher

>> No.34841396

Watch patiently, then reward her with a lot of vegetables and praise for trying her best after she completely tires herself out from digging a "tunnel" that's only about half her height.

>> No.34841409

Who's talked about that?

>> No.34841413

Greenworm anon.

>> No.34841421

It's been a while but I think his name was Anonymous

>> No.34841448

Oh I know that guy, he's a massive faggot.

>> No.34841457

Yes you are.

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>> No.34841492

Yeah, it's been discussed, I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a nice image depicting it too. You might be able to find it pretty easily if you just search "wurm" in the archi- oh wait lmao.

>> No.34841504

I don't get it.

>> No.34841506

What does that mean?

>> No.34841512
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I want to get wrapped by a lamia.

>> No.34841522
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I want the human half in the coil, though

>> No.34841524

It didn't spoiler the second "p"...

>> No.34841557

Kek. The spam is annoying for sure.

>> No.34841570

The ultimate cozy, Hitler.

>> No.34841596
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Girls with more to touch and hold is great.

Please no fats. They don't count.

>> No.34841622

Why not just search "greenworm wurm" or "greenwurm"? Remember to try filename searches too, not just text searches.

>> No.34841638
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I don't know, I'd snuggle the fuck out of a chub fox with lots of mofu.

>> No.34841709
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Chub is not fat. You know exactly what I mean when I write fat.

>> No.34841753
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>Chub is not fat.

>> No.34841769

I bet this grin came from a chub chesh

>> No.34841831

Digits confrim this notion

>> No.34841844

Oh yeah I did draw something like that. She'd have to be a big girl to be convincing.

>> No.34841857

Monstergirls rendering themselves infertile because they trusted science and took an untested Order-backed vaccine!

>> No.34841877

I would rather be fuckbuddies with a monster than marry one.

>> No.34841909

I would rather be buddies with a monster than fuck one.

>> No.34841933
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I don't get you two. I want a loving monster wife to both be buddies with and make love with.

>> No.34841994

loli gaunt is cute, does she have a name

>> No.34842014

Nah, I just wanted to post a monster in a wedding dress.

>> No.34842016

Maybe it's Gauntlet.

>> No.34842052
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Would you?

>> No.34842054

I have a suspicion when monsters get old and desperate enough they wear a wedding dress at all times so that they are always prepared for impromptu marriage.
I base this on unicorns.

>> No.34842061

Not that one. I'm not completely set against ropers but I've never seen a design I liked.

>> No.34842084

Ew, no. She looks something that would eat me

>> No.34842139
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Ropers and plsimes are just slimes with annoying solid baggage attached.

>> No.34842164

looks like a bootleg shog

>> No.34842167

Would fuck a sliem before that thing even tho slimes are shit, anything is better that that

>> No.34842174

I prefer to think of it as a more ornate slime core

>> No.34842188

When will slimelets learn

>> No.34842204
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It's bony, cumbersome, gets in the way, is fragile, and would be far better off just being reformed into a new slime core.

>> No.34842208
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Bodyguard onis seem cheap, they aren’t a scam right?

>> No.34842228

So queen slime vs shoggoth duking it out for the rights to a man, who wins?

>> No.34842230

Yes. Before and after monsterization

>> No.34842240

The stuffed bear is a nice touch.

>> No.34842249

Man why does that look so gross like wtf

>> No.34842304

What does mofu smell like?

>> No.34842314
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The extra art makes it less slimy

>> No.34842335

Vanilla and strawberries, lilac and gooseberries

>> No.34842336

no legs no thanks

>> No.34842481
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>Young foxes smell like vanilla and strawberries
>Old foxes smell like lilac and gooseberries
Finally a definitive way to tell if a fox is old or young, because if she’s using perfume she must be old

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Big thick dumb rubber slut!

>> No.34842521

But the sweet lonely old fox next door smells like vanilla and strawberries.

>> No.34842566

>go on a blind date with young fox
>when you meet, she smells of rich perfume
>get suspicious
>suddenly tug on her tail, startling her and causing her illusion magic to falter
>she goes from slim, young, one-tailed fox to voluptuous, mature, nine-tailed fox
>before she can even apologize for tricking you, you throw your arm around her waist and tell her your date can start for real

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>> No.34842628

Depends on the species.

>> No.34842629
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>that mask
I'll just Zhonya her ult lol

>> No.34842639

You wouldn't completely abandon an amputee Anubis in need, would you?

>> No.34842651

Maybe it's just a young one that stuck on extra tails.

>> No.34842658 [SPOILER] 
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Never abandon monsters. No matter what.

>> No.34842670

She's not a figure though.

>> No.34842675

Ever thought about monsters passing themselves of as weaker monsters to try and lue anons in?
Like dragons pretending to be lizardwomen, or hellhounds pretending to be werewolves

>> No.34842695

All dragons are mere lizards. They just don't know it yet.

>> No.34842717

>Manticore awkwardly painting herself green with little eye patterns on her sides and tail

>> No.34842723

Pretty sus.

>> No.34842727
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Bro just get a gremlin to make her Automail and she can be a badass cyborg maid
There's a huge market for that shit

>> No.34842733

>Salamander supressing her fire to pass off as a red scaled lizardwoman

>> No.34842739

What if the figure came to life and remembeed you abandoning her?

>> No.34842740

I'm promoting my Kiki to bodyguard. See below.


>> No.34842743
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>> No.34842752

>Lims dying her hair and tail to pass as a normal succ
Pretty good greentext idea

>> No.34842753

>why is this greenworm so spiky?

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>> No.34842756

Akshuaaly skunks don't shoot a gas as depicted in cartoons they spray a liquid. You'd get watersports fetishists pissing all over the thread in this case.

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>> No.34842767

>I thought these things were just supposed to harmlessly cling to you
>Why is it picking me up and dripping some weird stuff all over me

>> No.34842775

>she lets anon easily bop her on the head in what could barely be called a fight
>"Oh no, you beat me, great adventurer. Now I'm all yours to do with as you please~"
>anon starts undoing his pants when the salamander glances behind him and sees her sisters and mother watching from the bushes with looks of disappointment
How is she going to explain this shameful display?

>> No.34842810

Cheshire cat can’t laugh if you shove your dick down her throat

>> No.34842815

How about a Wight pretending to be a zombie, partly to do what you suggested but also to hang out with her old zombie friends

>> No.34842821

I think she would be subtly guiding the zombie horde so they can get husbands and become like her

>> No.34842824
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>Cheshire starts using sign language

>> No.34842835

>gottem symbol with her hands followed by gurgling with your cock in her throat

>> No.34842845

How do I make a succuvirus cum? Do I just hump the monitor?

>> No.34842849

>Wight pretending to be a zombie because she's insecure about dudes courting her for money.

>> No.34842850

I want to dick the over powered salamander while I'm still low leveled!

>> No.34842865

What if you mount a salamander while she's asleep and she wakes up after you put it in? Her sally side hasn't recognized you as a strong male yet, but her monster instincts don't want you to stop fucking her.

>> No.34842887

Tips if you're stranded on a desert island in the monster girl world? Does cumming in a bottle and sending off help?

>> No.34842890

I never had the figure to abandon in the first place though.

>> No.34842915

Pick a direction and start swimming.

>> No.34842917


>> No.34842924

She'd know just from you having had the thought.

>> No.34842925

just cum in the water, no bottle needed
I will attract mersharks.

>> No.34842935


>> No.34842955

I imagine some would just break down and cry from chershires humiliating them.

>> No.34842962

God I want a Cheshire Cat to humiliate me.

>> No.34842966

>Half asleep salamander fucking you without even really thinking about it, just moving her hips and such.
I must become the strongest so I can properly fuck her.

>> No.34842974

Would you?

>> No.34842981


>> No.34842988

How does she reconcile with being with someone super weak

>> No.34842990

Would you?

>> No.34843002

would i what?

>> No.34843013

Care for a free Roper?

>> No.34843014


>> No.34843019

Would you?

>> No.34843020

yes, i would.

>> No.34843039
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Eh, you messed up the reference.
Radda Radda!

>> No.34843042

>First off he has a really nice fucking dick
>Second off I can train him
>Third and most importantly, and in the end the only thing that really matters, I like him.

>> No.34843057

schnitzel Is one of the last things i would think to end up here, i don’t know how to feel about that.

>> No.34843065

cute golem

>> No.34843073

Hook up an automaton without an ai and let her infect that once she has a body make her cum

>> No.34843163

>salamander wrings you dry in her sleep
>she wakes up in the morning full of energy and raring to start training
>wonders why you seem dead tired today
I wonder how she'll react to the "unexplainable" baby bump in a month or so

>> No.34843260
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Monkeys are a menace.

>> No.34843273

granblue monkey gets me hot and bothered

>> No.34843274

What would you buy from an adorable Kobold's bakery?

>> No.34843307


>> No.34843320

What does she have? I love muffins.

>> No.34843323


>> No.34843325

cookies and breads depending on what she makes

>> No.34843339

Choco cornets are a bestseller, although I'm not so sure what to think about a dog constantly working around chocolates.

>> No.34843439
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If you wanna make your Holst happy, get them a 'Happycow'.

>> No.34843454

I have a different kind of HappyCow. It's called my dick

>> No.34843484
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Does it work on minotaurs too?

>> No.34843506

How does a Dragon deal with getting beat up and yeeted by the tail by a human girl?

>> No.34843512

Yes, but the machine needs to be stronger and more durable.

>> No.34843541

pretzels or doughnuts

>> No.34843566
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Vampire Mosquitoes cheat! Lifesteal on hit is totally unfair when you're a tank build! They won't stop bullying me!

>> No.34843602
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You never know if that nice girl you just met is actually a fox in disguise
Studies have shown that 95% of men who were tricked by foxes end up married to foxes.
Stay informed, stay safe.

>> No.34843617

Damn it! FOXED again!

>> No.34843630

Just trick them back into thinking they're actually cats.

>> No.34843648

What you think is a demon could just be a human woman with a silly hat

>> No.34843660
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The nice lady who lives in the forest isn't a fox, I'm sure.

>> No.34843688

Monsters do like to wear silly hats though, kind of a giveaway.

>> No.34843689

But the horns, ears, wings and tail!

>> No.34843717
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>silly hat
She just happens to have a bit of an interest in magic, is all! Nothing out of the ordinary with a common magic user's hat.

>> No.34843759

Reminder that there is absolutely wrong with being a dark mage's shota cumpump.

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>> No.34843820

>Sleeping sex
I didn't even know I had this fetish.

>> No.34843844

kissing on the forehead followed by a good hair ruffling

>> No.34843845
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My wife does!
but I unfortunately hate kpop

>> No.34843861

It's quite nice. I like to imagine my big wife rolling on top of me in her sleep, shaking her hips until my dick goes inside her, and then slowly cuddle fucking me all night.

>> No.34843877

What does she think about you hating her songs?

>> No.34843951

Just can't trust those strange liver-eating foxes.

>> No.34843975
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She is my liver.
that's a real idiom in the language I speak, aka she's very dear to me

>> No.34844153

What an odd idiom.

>> No.34844155

He should be fine, the kpop stuff isn't canon

>> No.34844324
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What is canon is how hard my dick gets seeing her in that outfit
But kpop shit is cringe and certainly not /jp/ appropriate so no worries I won't bombard you all with it

>> No.34844757

Which monster would be the best to care for physically disabled anons.

>> No.34844870


>> No.34844942
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Any kind of slime maid

>> No.34844971

slime exoskeleton would be cool, like a reverse night gaunt

>> No.34845170

Is it bad that I want to take care of physically disabled monsters?

>> No.34845237

That fox is for turning into a broodmother

>> No.34845319

B-But, Anon, she's too old to birth daughters!

>> No.34845346

Ripe for breeding you mean. Those wide hips are meant for something you know.

>> No.34845432

>Nacho momster

>> No.34845524

Like a slime made of cheese and chips?

>> No.34845549

yami wo kirisaku

>> No.34845591

>constantly talk to you like she's disappointed in you, but still encourages you to be better
>handweaves all your clothes herself
>is far more verbally venomous to anyone who talks shit about you than she is when she talks to you

>> No.34845967

Would still love

>> No.34846008
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Don't eat your mom.

>> No.34846026

were wolves are funky
MGE werewolf would be better if she couls shift between human and werewolf froms

>> No.34846056

>were wolves
They were, indeed, wolves.

>> No.34846065

What do you mean, i "ate" her last night.