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Put your grasses on, nothing will be wong

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Which monster girl is the most /n/?

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I got feels only big tiddy goth gfs can cure

>> No.34826175

Would keeping your virginity till 30 in a monster girl world give you actual magic powers?

>> No.34826183
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Who left KDF's daughter go ice skating unsupervised? Someone should help her right away.

>> No.34826188

>>34826175
No one will ever know.

>> No.34826194

>>34826152
Poor little wolf

>> No.34826202

I will commit tax fraud just to piss off the Danukis.

>> No.34826206

>>34826188
Or maybe the lilims know and this is why they're so hardline about letting no man go unfucked
At last I see. I will do everything I can to spread the truth.

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im in loooove wit da kiki

>> No.34826213

>>34826206
Anondalf was the last virgin?

>> No.34826219

>>34826171
Miss, please take off the flypaper, no matter how many times you try, your hair is going to get stuck on it.

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I'm a cow's boy

>> No.34826240

>>34826224
The smell of warm milk spraying into a pail is a little intoxicating.

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The ninjas are closing in, you just haven't noticed them yet.

>> No.34826318

>>34826304
Well whatever, I'm too sad today to care

>> No.34826364

>>34826318
Don't start that again.

>> No.34826371
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>>34826364
I never stopped

>> No.34826380

>>34826175
Is it even doable?

>> No.34826386

>>34826304
But they'll get soaking wet in this rain, and they damn well better not try coming in my room before drying off.

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>>34826380
Yes, it is just very, VERY difficult, multiplied by the fact that the lilims will be informed of any virgins who make it to 25, and put them on the "high priority rape target" list to prevent you from attaining phenomenal cosmic powers

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>>34826152
Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you want
I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why you afraid
Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you say
I don't know why, don't know why, too late, it's too late

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34826492

Always remember that current baphomets are just usurpers to the true baphomets that were four horned big breasted onee-sans

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>>34826386
Oh, you won't have to worry about that anon, they are already inside your house, and have been since before it started raining

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Just got another comm finished
That makes 2 today, delightful

>> No.34826522

>>34826513
I feel like she is mocking me

>> No.34826533

>>34826522
That was kinda the gist of the description I gave to the artist so yeah...

>> No.34826583

Where the fuck is that Bogey that's supposed to be living under my bed. I need cuddles stat.

>> No.34826591

>>34826583
She's crying, balled up in the furthest corner of the realm under the bed. You must crawl under there and seek her out.

>> No.34826627

>>34826591
>tfw my bed is on the floor
>tfw I don’t have a closet in my room
Where does my bogey hide now?

>> No.34826634

>>34826627
You got any vents for her to crawl through?

>> No.34826642

>>34826627
Try behind the curtain!

>> No.34826663

>>34826634
Surprisingly no this room was made without a central heating/cooling unit in mind
>>34826642
>Thick bogey hiding behind curtain
Cute

>> No.34826674

>>34826492
Giga Goat

>> No.34826683

>>34826663
No closets, no vents, and the bed is too low to the ground. She can't get to you because she has no way of getting in.

>> No.34826685

Which shampoo would be the best to bathe a Kobold with?

>> No.34826735

>>34826685
Selslime Blue, of course

>> No.34826803

I'm gonna ask out a salamander on a date by telling her to fight me outside.

>> No.34826817

>>34826803
>Sweaty, drunken wrestling match on the dewy lawn at 1 AM
>Folowed by a late-night Waffle House first date

It's a tale as old as tiiiiime~

>> No.34826888

>>34826817
The only valid way to seduce a salamander.

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Good dog!

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>>34826907
...bad dog.

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What's the appeal of demon paizuri?

>> No.34827102

Imagine
A woman turns into a monster but abolutly refuses to accept her corruption
Like a dragon in the officeplace that considers her self human

>> No.34827119

>>34827102
I love that kind of stuff, especially with really lewd monster girls or other monster girls with strong instincts, like a lizard girl wanting to fight everyone.

>> No.34827138

>>34826907
The way the spots are drawn make her look like she's wearing pajamas.

>> No.34827183

>>34827074
none, it has really sad tactile sensation and relies entirely on the excitement from fetishism.

>> No.34827271

>>34827102
I wanna see a mere'd dragon that insist she's still a human.

>> No.34827323

Jersey Devil. Bigfoot. Cryptid MGs.

>> No.34827376
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34827376

Poor guy never even stood a chance to resist...
That mofu lures him in like moth to a flame

>> No.34827390

>>34827323
Isn't Bigfoot just a Yeti?

>> No.34827392

I called my dragon mom “mommy mereest” and got grounded. What’s a good way to get back at her for not taking a joke? Was thinking about eloping with the creeping coin for a couple weeks

>> No.34827429

>>34827390
A forest yeti that it's impossible to take a clear picture of.

>> No.34827477

>>34827429
>Trying to get a picture with bigfoot yeti gf to commemorate your meeting
>However, every picture you get taken ends up blurred, out of frame, or some other issue
>Okay, it is really important you get this, so you do it like the old days and get a premier painter, who was raised by a family of Leanan Sidhes and ended up married to another Leanan Sidhe, to do a portrait of you two.
>After many hours of sitting still while being cuddled, the painter reveals his masterpiece
>It's still blurry, not even the painter, or his wife know how that happened
Life must be rough for bigfoot yeti

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>>34827376
Can’t beat the mofu.
Nope, not the mofu.

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>>34827486
I have defeated the mofu. The fact that I instantly lost to the scales right afterwards is irrelevant

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>ywn be the personal stress-relief hubby to a fierce big-shot mamono.
>comforting her with a big hug and a mug of hot chocolate, right in front of all her subordinates
>telling her you know she's doing the best she can at her job, even though you aren't quite sure what her job is
>whisper "I love you so much," just loud enough for her minions to hear

>> No.34827697

>>34827632
>tfw the heroes burst in at the last second and ruined all her plans again
>You already took the pelvis fortifiers by the time you heard your wife monologuing about how it was "too late" and her plan was coming to fruition, so they should all kneel and beg for mercy

>> No.34827740

>>34827697
>tfw the plans the heroes keep ruining are cutesy picnic dates with you

>> No.34827793

>>34827632
I do that to my stern business lich wife by coming into her workplace in an apron with cookies!

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Enjoying your lap dance?

>> No.34828041

>>34827987
>And remember anon, if she notices you getting a boner, you won't be walking straight for at least a year and a half. Have fun in there!

>> No.34828192

>>34827987
Only if I can have sex with her afterwards.

>> No.34828219

>>34825761
Cheshire and Gazer

>> No.34828383

what if bugboi?

>> No.34828442 [DELETED] 

>34828383
If even /tg/ is telling you to fuck off, what makes you think you'll have better luck here?

>> No.34828449

>>34827183
If they're big enough, they can feel better than a pussy, and if you want there to be more pleasure on her end, there's always magic and items for that to make them more sensitive.

>> No.34828492 [DELETED] 

>>34828442
That still counts as responding. Just report it.

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My Valkyrie GF has been acting really strange since she started to hang out with that demon girl from work.

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>Morning there friend. Still desperately trying to get a monster girlfriend and cried yourself to sleep?

>> No.34828709

If a cat that calls themselves a Nekomata has purple hair, a constant smug smile, repeatedly pulls pranks on other monster girls and has only ONE tail, then you know they're actually a Cheshire, no matter how much they lie about their name.

>> No.34828730

"Rip and Tear" has to be an N-Word equivalent in the monstergirl world.

>> No.34828769

>>34828730
>Tell a lizard girl you're gonna "rip and tear" her
>She starts to get aroused

>> No.34828776

>>34828730
They succesfully subverted it by forcing that it refers to hymens.

>> No.34829047

>>34827987
Only if I can't have sex with her afterwards.

>> No.34829107

Why do we hate monstergirls, again?

>> No.34829119

Make monstergirls out of the follwing if you can:

Triffids
Slightly more broken automaton, Nechronica style
Really broken one, pretty much a robo-zombie
Deathclaw
Yao-Guai
Radiated rat
Cazodor
Barnacle
Rad-slime
Super-mutant
Multi-armed mutant
Mutant with amorphous fleshy-toothy body
Cyborg
Ghoul
Mole girl
Mirelurk
Brahmin (design would be one cute girl head and a giant cow skull mounted on one shoulder)
Fungal Zombie (TLOU)
Nanobot ghost
Vehicle-girl, mad max style
Left for dead special infected zombies (x7)

>> No.34829121

>>34829107
>hate
Anon we're here to fuck them and hug them and stuff

>> No.34829160
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>>34829107
Depending on who you ask, MGE is a hellhole setting due to the "rape" and the extinction theory
or that monsters are in general are overpowered mary sues with no counter (Becuase the first thing everyone thinks of in a porn setting is how to destroy the sexy monsters right?)

>> No.34829181

>>34829107
because some dumbfucks here are easily baited

>> No.34829264
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It's a good day when you get mouth-raped by a sandworm's long tongue

>> No.34829272

>>34829160
>pic
Why do I have a feeling that that faggot is a raging vax enthusiast now?

>> No.34829274

>>34829160
Destroy tormenting rapist cunts with COCK.

>> No.34829341

>>34827987
I NEED THAT BIG GIRL PUSSY LIKE I NEED AIR, IT MAKES ME RABID LIKE A WILD DOG SO GIVE TO ME NOW

>> No.34829381

What happened aside from the obvious desth of the author of beserk

>> No.34829408
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>>34829381
Isn't that enough?

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>>34829381
It still feels surreal.
Keep struggling, anons.

>> No.34829451

>>34829381
Well, Charon won't let him leave the boat for one.

>> No.34829487

>>34829451
Miura and Charon can make Star Wars jokes now

>> No.34829520

>>34829487
How old was he?

>> No.34829521

>>34826513
This one's really beautiful.

>> No.34829536

>>34826513
Nice

>> No.34829541

>>34829435
I wanna be sad with a monster girl so we can be sad together.

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Reminder to save your marriage for the dungeon boss, not for the desperate mobs along the way

>> No.34829565

>>34829451
>implying it isn't the other way around

>> No.34829569

>>34829274
But then they get what they want

>> No.34829580

>>34829520
54?

>> No.34829583

>>34829520
54

>> No.34829590

>>34829554
But goblins are cute and theres so many of them

>> No.34829605

>>34829569
Not if they're the ones ahegaoing and immobile.

>> No.34829611

>>34829583
>>34829580
Kinda young, we know why he died or not?

>> No.34829628

>>34829611
Heart failure.

>> No.34829647

>>34829628
Thanks

>> No.34829669

>>34829611
I've seen sites say it was "Acute Aortic Dissection".

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The struggle continues.

>> No.34829715

Trying to keep the thread more on-topic, who's the best monster girls in Berserk?

>> No.34829717

>>34829611
Guy lived pretty unhealthy life, he left many author comments like "I only had 2 day offs last year even though I had a fever" or "I blacked out from overworking, again" and stuffs like that. Many people worried about his health and well...

>> No.34829727

>>34829717
And THIS is why Isekai is so goddamn popular in Japan.

>> No.34829733

>>34829683
I'm gonna punch her In the wombn With my cock Repeatedly

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>>34829683
I prefer my lizards a little spicier

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>>34829715
Isma

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Why even bother looking for a girlfriend when you can just marry your adopted momster?

>> No.34829844

Miura dying, aside from making me really upset, reminded me that KC could die at any moment and made me really scared.

>> No.34829862

>>34829844
Death stalks us all

>> No.34829915

>>34829844
I wonder how old KC is.

>> No.34829919

>>34829862
Yes and it is a cruel mistress but thats we should try and live our life

>> No.34829932

>>34829844
We don't even know who old KC is. I just hope he doesn't work himself too hard.

>> No.34829933

>>34829727
How come they keep getting hit by trucks instead of overwork, then?

>> No.34829948

>>34829841
Why not both?

>> No.34829976

>>34829841
What girlfriend, I alrwady married my momster by holding her hand when I turned 12

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>> No.34830027

>>34830006
Why is she sad?

>> No.34830033

>>34829933
Its a metaphor
A metaphor for foreign Chinese delivery workers.

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Just wanted to say girls with big muscles are wonderful.

>> No.34830058

>>34826165
Not sure if cat maid or not, better take out my handy CAT detector

>> No.34830065

>>34830027
Same as the rest of us.

>> No.34830078

>>34829844
As much as it's probably a little heartless to say, MGE would probably still go getting content for years to come even after KC stops doing it either for health reasons or for personal reasons.
It's really taken on a life of it's own, content has been regular and sporadic for years yet it still keeps getting content. A lot of it for girls that were first posted between 5-10 years ago, Will would probably go from doing side guides to doing the main content too.

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>>34829933
My guess is before the whole isekai popularity it was more out of chance and trucks accidents were super easy to use. Now you DO see overwork and the like isekaing people, but trucks are the overused cliche

>> No.34830147

>>34830078
>content has been regular and sporadic for years yet it still keeps getting content
I meant fan content here but still.

>> No.34830208

>>34829844
>Miura dying
Wait what!?

>> No.34830251

>>34830208
Yeah, like, hours ago.

>> No.34830257

>>34830208
Anon, I...

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>>34830257
>>34830251
No no no no no this can't be happening

>> No.34830343

>>34830304
Yes, it sadly is

>> No.34830380

>>34830304
He is in a better place now. With monster girls.

>> No.34830392

Well. What a slap to the face to wake up today

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>>34830343

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>>34830392
Wouldn't it be nice to not have to worry about this type of thing? Go over to the other side. Dead girls...

>> No.34830521

>>34830420
No wisp, I am fine

>> No.34830524

>>34830420
Pokemon Tomoko.

>> No.34830557

>>34830420
Made me think of how it would be to have a wisp momster

>> No.34830584

>>34829844
Shut up. SHUT UP!!
>Loudly knocks on wood.

>> No.34830601

>>34826513
Your waifu is A+

>> No.34830656

I think we all need bogey hugs now

>> No.34830673

>>34830584
Considering the time we´ve been without a new profile because he´s now developing a game...

>> No.34830728

>>34830392
I stopped going to /a/ so I had to learn it from here...

>> No.34830734

>>34830673
How often did new profiles use to come out?

>> No.34830753

>>34830734
About once a month.

>> No.34830805

>>34830734
the list of monstergirls on the wiki can be sorted by release date

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34830819

skink kisses!

>> No.34830893

>>34826685
Just use normal soap

>> No.34830895

>>34829119
I see you saw my post about an Mge setting that's post apocalypse. I keep writing stuff here and there under the working title Mutant Girl Encyclopedia, but that's neither here nor there.

I've been reading the Deathlands novels and came up with this for the Stickies, a race of mutants found in those novels:

Stickies
>A semi-amphibious strain of mutants living primarily around the wetlands of the wastes, with scaled skin, razor sharp teeth, and webbed hands and feet that are lined with suckers.

>Stickies have very aggressive personalities, and a vicious pack mentality centered around their tribes. Often this mutant girl is encountered in a group, and rarely are they seen alone.

>Stickies relish fire and take a perverse pleasure in explosions, and will blow things up just to dance around the fire. This molds their tastes in men, and often Stickies will be drawn to males that possess a lot of firepower in the wasteland.

>Often this quality is what leads to men being preyed on in the wasteland, as a male set upon by a group of Stickies will try to use a show of force to try and drive off the tribe, and if an explosive or incendiary weapon is used it spells certain doom for the male. The man will become irresistible to them, and they'll begin stalking him, for miles if necessary, across the wastes until they can corner him.

>The Tribe will then attempt to overwhelm the male in question by swarming him with bodies, the Stickies' suckered hands and feet ensuring that any grip they get on the male is near unbreakable.

That's all I got so far, I was trying to emulate the normal Mge style of writing but idk how its coming out so far.

>> No.34830918

>>34830819
thats a big tail

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>>34830918
she's a big girl

>> No.34830979

>>34827550
What happened to this artists? Did he just quit or go legit?

>> No.34830988

>>34827697
>there's only one hero this time
>he was drunk and busted down the walls to get to the throne room
>threw up halfway through her monologue and passed out
>surely one of her rivals is setting these up

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>>34830251
>>34830257
well I don't think I can fun post for a while...

>> No.34831053

>>34830929
>>34830929
>>34830929
>>34830929

>> No.34831064

>>34830819
>>34830929
what does the tail feel like?

>> No.34831130

>>34830251
>>34830257
dammit I was really really really hoping you guys were talking about an unrelated mg artist that happened to be called miura

>> No.34831152

What if I bring flowers to a knife fight with a salamander?

>> No.34831189

>>34831064
Lovely.
I imagine like an actual skink tail, so it feels like running your hand over lots of small, smooth beads. Not cool, but not quite warm to the touch.

>> No.34831221

introducing my skink monstergirl gf to everyone as a "stink"!

>> No.34831229

I need a partber before I head to Mons Vegas for vacation. Which is the best way to go?
>Hakutaku that knows all the rules and optimal plays, but is banned due to her powers
>Tanooki to bankroll my trip and analyze the best way to get the most free stuff, but I have to pay her back one way or another
>Anubis setting strict time limits and budgets to make sure I don’t overdo it
>Wurm to get excited and get the most excitement and entertainment out of every bet, even if we’re losing it all
>Otohime Casino/Resort owner who can get me all of the most luxurious accommodations but at the cost of marriage

>> No.34831235

>>34831221
That’s not nice

>> No.34831250

>>34829119
>Triffids
I do they have a love of blind men due to self esteem issues?

>> No.34831319

>>34831229
Take an alp with ya

>> No.34831331
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34831331

>>34829119
>Ghoul
Anon...

>> No.34831353

>>34829844
Who?

>> No.34831363
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34831363

>>34831250
They may actually be pretty easy. Just get an alraune and make her taller, then turn the paralytic venom into an aphrodisiac, and make them more aggressive to reflect the original triffids carnivorous nature

>> No.34831394

>>34831319
>Platonically Bro it up with her all day, playing oblivious
>At night after drinks, she can’t take it any more and rapes me down
>We get married at the drive-through chapel
Nice

>> No.34831395

>>34831229
Red Oni to get absolutely hammered with and kicked out of every casino for starting drunk brawls

>> No.34831402
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34831402

Are you really willing to make love to such edgy dark elves?

>> No.34831407

>>34831229
The otohime casino owner but change it to trying to catch you while you heist her casino

>> No.34831411

>>34831402
No, they are too thorny and horny

>> No.34831416
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34831416

>>34831402
Yes

>> No.34831438

>>34831402
Worshipping dark elves is fine right?

>> No.34831441
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34831441

>>34830893
NO! Soap messes up Kobolds' fur and makes them all stiff and dry!

>> No.34831449

>>34831331
I want one that glows in the dark

>> No.34831451

>>34831229
Take a chesh and have fun

>> No.34831458

>>34830979
That's an H-manga?

>> No.34831476

>>34831449
A glow ghoul form that three letter agency

>> No.34831479

>>34831152
What about predatory flowers?

>> No.34831496

>>34831229
Creeping Coin so you can cheat with unlimited coins.

>> No.34831521

>>34831353
>>34826117

>> No.34831541

>>34831229
Dark mage that specializes in luck spells

>> No.34831559
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34831559

Everybody talks about Cheshire ass, and nobody talks about the real danger: Ryu ass.
>She insists you ride on it every time you have to ride somewhere. If you shuffle any way on the way, it´s reverse scale time.
>You sleep at the little spoon to avoid ass, but she keeps fondling your bits when she thinks you are sleeping, and then shifting her coils to reposition you as the big spoon when they are hard enough.
>EVERY TIME She turns her back, her tail slithers up like a snake mating dance, and the ass backs up and wiggles to your face.

>> No.34831563

>>34831451
I get the feeling she would dress up for each hotel
>Veil and Harem outfit for Egyptian hotel
>Toga for Roman hotel
>Princess dress for Medieval hotel
>Captains coat and hat for Pirate hotel
>Clown outfit for Circus Circus

>> No.34831576
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34831576

Just had a sperm check results come in (don't ask) and it turned out my spermcount is very high.
And I'm wondering - could I use it to court monster girls? Would pregnancy focused and powerful girls, that have trouble conceiving find it especially desirable in a man?
Would monster buy info on high sperm count males from clinics that do such checks?

>> No.34831593

>>34831563
Clown cat clussy wasnt something I knew I wanted

>> No.34831610
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34831610

I love thick, meaty wolves.

>> No.34831614
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34831614

>> No.34831744
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34831744

>>34831610

>> No.34831775

>>34831744
That scar does things to me

>> No.34831794

>>34831521
Oh fuck

>> No.34831826

Hey, my cock broke, where do I go to get it fixed? I am also broke as shit

>> No.34831832

>>34831576
they would probably care more about your other genes. if you are a fat fuck aint nobody gonna want you to be somebodys father.

>> No.34831835

>>34831576
Your information was stolen by a gremlin the moment it was put into the clinic's database and sold to echidnas.

>> No.34831859
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34831859

>>34831826
Dispatching nurses to your location

>> No.34831863
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34831863

>>34831744
Love this design, too bad she's trapped in an isekai wasteland.

>> No.34831888

>>34831863
chiseled, boney ass was a curious decision.

>> No.34831908

>>34831576
I just read that greentext written by an anon about his autistic gf who would check his sperm under a microscope after sex then get horny when she saw his high sperm density and have sex with him again. If a human can get horny from that I guarantee a monster can too

>> No.34831924 [SPOILER] 
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34831924

oh no

>> No.34831934

>>34831908
God need me a wife like that

>> No.34831979

>>34831924
If third lamia's ass is so great, then where's fourth lamia?

>> No.34831989

>>34831934
Start lifting and get a job

>> No.34832048

>>34830997
It's ok anon,miura is calping loli and shota cheeks with donovan in heaven now

>> No.34832098

>>34831979
I'm pretty sure 1st lamia gives a blowjob, second vaginal, 3rd forced anal, 4th vaginal again and then ganbang. Or something like that.
UN_DO loves asses and gangbang

>> No.34832128
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34832128

Why do you insist on angering your advisor, anon?

>> No.34832151
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34832151

all men share the desire to be petted by MASSIVE paws

>> No.34832156
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34832156

Miura is together with Steve Jobs revolutionizing monster girl worlds

>> No.34832161

>>34832128
She gets mad no matter what I try, so I'll just ignore her. What could go wrong?

>> No.34832162
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34832162

>>34832151
what about holding paws

>> No.34832163

>>34832128
! !

>> No.34832164

>>34832128
I know what I'm doing. I'm going to make my entire civilization in the shape of a swastika

>> No.34832168

>>34831835
I'm very okay with this.
>>34831908
This sounds like a dream. Fertility in women is sexy. So male fertility is propably sexy for women.

>> No.34832175

>>34831989
I already one of those thinga

>> No.34832180

>>34832128
Man I've still got Pharaoh on disc, shits good.
>>34832162
also yes
to hold and be held by

>> No.34832187

>>34832128
My kingdom is the kingdom of gains

>> No.34832201

>>34832162
Nothing would make me happier than holding awoobis beans.

>> No.34832208

Have you considered snake church?
https://twitter.com/stealth_cl/status/1394967654742511624/photo/1

>> No.34832249

>>34832208
>sex so good it sends your soul straight to Heaven

>> No.34832255

>>34829841
>not already proposing to your adopted momster when you tell her that “When I grow up I’m gonna marry Mommy!”
>she held you to that Anon
>what do you think you signed on your twelfth birthday for that brand new rapestation 5?
>it wasn’t just a contract of chores

>> No.34832259

I wanna be a shota in a infamous video of five large monsters gangbanging me

>> No.34832332

If I was a shota in MGC I would simply just not get raped.

>> No.34832354
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34832354

>>34832208
But I love nun thights

>> No.34832374

>>34832354
God, why are nuns so sexy

>> No.34832432

>>34832255
That would me, and i wouldn't know it until I had two kids with her

>> No.34832458

>>34832259
I heard those videos are bought pretty fast in the black market.

>> No.34832494

>>34832259
I want to watch porn with my platonic hellhound and manticore friends and critique their favorite ones about how unrealistic they are.

>> No.34832532

>>34832332
Remember, if you get cornered by a horny monster girl, just say "no". She cannot legally have sex with you without your permission.

>> No.34832537
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34832537

>>34832332
One thing I learned is that you can be the strongest person in the planet, rape finds a way

>> No.34832555

>>34832332
Hope ya like being lubed, cause that is the only way you'll keep it

>> No.34832558

>>34829717
What was he working on? It certainly wasn't berserk with its "4 chapters per year" schedule

>> No.34832606

>>34832458
By who tho?

>> No.34832613

>>34832537
Martial arts succubut is unfair

>> No.34832617
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34832617

>>34832098
Frederica is so THICC and BEEG.

>> No.34832624

>>34832494
>go over to manticore neighbor's house
>find her porn books
>critique the scenes in them
>tell her how unrealistic it is for a guy to yell "oh no I'm losing to the tight tail pussy"
>start laughing when the line "drip the venom on my tongue mommy" comes up
>manti neighbor does not look happy

>> No.34832629

>>34832606
Noble, upper class girls mostly.

>> No.34832632

>>34832558
It was Berserk but he was training a studio of people in drawing at the same time.

>> No.34832659

>>34832624
>t.man who lose to tight tail pussy

>> No.34832670

>>34832128
>get a play now, my lord ad with an Anubis promising to fuck you
>she just keeps forcing you to do repetitive building tasks

>> No.34832687

>>34832629
Can i get bought those girls?

>> No.34832694

>>34832659
Sure but you can really get her to dig those claws in when you start mockingly quoting the books verbatim after she snaps.

>> No.34832710

>>34832694
I would so memorize and say them monotone as we fuck

>> No.34832752
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>> No.34832766

>>34832752
I wants ya, learncow

>> No.34832782

>>34832613
Ironically enough martial arts would give him an easier time. They note this whole playful sexual fighting style fucks up Ultra Instinct danger detection and calm mind state.
>>34832617
>Lose to them
>Forcefully hugs him into fucking her for 6 fucking months
>then Chrome rapes him too
>and then Fredericka is upgraded to recharge her energy from his semen
If it wasn't for the fact a fuckton of people died in collateral damage from Chrome's experiments this would have been 100% hot as fuck

>> No.34832833
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34832833

>>34832162
>>34832180
hold the BIG paws

>> No.34832842
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34832842

>>34832833
big paw holds you

>> No.34832847

Is your wife a big scaredy cat?

>> No.34832882
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34832882

>>34832842
I hope they're big sweti yeti paws

>> No.34832904

>>34832847
no but she has bad dreams sometimes

>> No.34832907

>>34832782
How would you deal with monster girls that have raped guys to death?
I'd prefer they get brutally destroyed and enslaved by cock.
If they were really evil and sadistic about it, maybe they deserve to get fucked to death themselves to get a taste of their own medicine.

>> No.34832915

>>34832847
Would you prefer to have a scaredy cat and a brave dog, or a scaredy dog and a brave cat?

>> No.34832917

>>34832687
What do you have to offer?

>> No.34832926

>>34832907
I'm not really the violent sort.

>> No.34832939

>>34832917
A strong body, mind, and wittiness

>> No.34832959

>>34832847
Not overly but she's scared of ghosts despite living in an undead kingdom.

>> No.34832962 [SPOILER] 
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34832962

>>34832882
they're big sweti gote paws

>> No.34832975

>>34832959
Wat

>> No.34832988
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34832988

>>34832962
no
no gote
only big girls

>> No.34832990

>>34832926
So you would subdue them tenderly?

>> No.34832993
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34832993

Good husbands brush their ushi onis teeth for them.

>> No.34833013

>>34832993
Wild ones must have swamp breath then

>> No.34833076

>>34832988
Imagine big gote

>> No.34833083

>>34831924
Lamia are like snipers. It’s always the third one you have to watch out for.

>> No.34833090

>>34833076
I would consider big gote, yes
do not like lolis

>> No.34833111

>>34833083
But i like girls who are sneks

>> No.34833113
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34833113

>inquisitive mooing

>> No.34833119
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34833119

>>34831438
It is your duty.

>> No.34833120
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34833120

>>34832162
I really want to hold meaty Anubis paws

>> No.34833143

>>34832975
Harem. Wife scared of ghosts is a jabberwock

>> No.34833149

>>34830420
hah imagine dying at some shitty battlefield and then be caught and trapped by a dom wisp for the rest of eternity.

>> No.34833155

>>34833143
Why's she there?

>> No.34833176

>>34833149
Make her mommydommy then i am fine with that fate

>> No.34833234

>>34833149
>be poor, uneducated soldier
>no opportunities in life, got conscripted into the military as cannon fodder
>gunned down before you can even really see the enemy
>bleeding out, vision is fading
>but deep down, you finally feel a little happiness knowing that you can now rest
>then with no warning you're yanked into the cum zone to be underneath fat ghost ass forever

>> No.34833236

>>34833176
>thicc mommydommy wisp
Nice. Wonder if there is pancakes in the afterlife

>> No.34833251
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34833251

>>34831438
>>34833119
Dark Elves are for breaking until they worship the cock.

>> No.34833253

>>34833119
for capturing and tying up lewdly as a
>onahole
>makeout practice dummy
>milk dispenser
>body pillow
>bed preheater

>> No.34833260

>>34830420
I respect a girl that can grab you by the soul

>> No.34833271

>>34833251
why do you keep doing this, for the replies?

>> No.34833273

>>34833234
At least her spooky ghost bed is top tier and comfy as fuck.

>> No.34833280

>34833251
at least you used a different gif this time

>> No.34833294

>>34833260
Not by the balls?

>> No.34833298

>>34833271
Nah, Dark Elves should be defeated by cock.

>> No.34833299
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34833299

>>34832907
The bossfight opens with Frederika begging you to kill her. Chrome (the necromancer loli) is more sadistic but the dumb kind than the evil kind. The problem is she has a loose set of morals. She also can't have killed that many people before making Frederika (IF she did kill any) because part of the reason of practicing necromancy is because it was waaaay cheaper due to corpses being everywhere. Chrome didn't have any problem with the people that died in the aftermath of her Rape End later though, as the end goal of all those experiments were proving her capabilities conquering the cities around.
>How would you deal with monster girls that have raped guys to death?
Depends. I don't have many issues with those that do so by pure pleasure killing the victim, but I would stay the fuck away from those that vore and dryfish people.

>> No.34833307

>>34833251
That is still one of the best hentais ever made.

>> No.34833317

>>34833298
I find amazing how people can't even talk a bit about femdom monsters without the couple of you jumping into it.

>> No.34833343

Cant a man talk about wanting to be into a sex crazed slave to his wifes ass in peace

>> No.34833347

>>34833251
Kuroinu gave me an elf rape fetish

>> No.34833355

>>34833317
We already know he's a newfag, what did you expect.

>> No.34833394

I need to be smothered by a large ass

>> No.34833420
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>>34833394
BRO NOOOOOOO

>> No.34833437

>>34833076
big gote is heresy

>> No.34833441
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>>34833394

>> No.34833448
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34833448

I'm in the mood for Tentacles. Any new pics lately?

>> No.34833468
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34833468

>>34833317
Dark Elves are just too haughty and underestimate the power of cock.

>> No.34833477

>>34833299
I don't care about your faggy game

>> No.34833480

>>34833355
No.

>> No.34833484

>>34833448
Seeing that pic always makes her boobs look hollow on the bottom.

>> No.34833491

>>34833420
I would be saying three every three aeconds and sniff every six

>> No.34833492
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>>34833441
big meaty elf butt
made to smother my face

>> No.34833496
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34833496

>>34833477
I don't care about your opinions about posts, post monster girls

>> No.34833512
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34833512

>>34833484
It's the shading. It kinda looks that way in the official art, too.

>> No.34833527

>>34833484
they kinda look like they are half-filled with nectar

>> No.34833528

>>34832659
I wouldn't lose to the tailpussy, she'd have to stop being a little doujin reading bitch and jump on the single guy who visits her every day in order for that to happen.

>> No.34833531

>>34833492
Now that is an ass I want on my face

>> No.34833534

>>34833113
Tip a holst!

>> No.34833537

>>34833492
no one elf should have that much ass

>> No.34833546
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34833546

>>34833531
>>34833537
Kuro's big butt is the best there is
Donk elf sorcery, I am sure.

>> No.34833553

>>34833528
>t. Man jumped

>> No.34833561

>>34833534
>happy holst waitress noises

>> No.34833574

>>34833496
Monstergirl game exposition about snuff and vore has a place on /vg/. Nobody wants to hear about that here

>> No.34833604
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34833604

>>34833496

>> No.34833623

>>34833574
Doesn't the game has an option to turn that stuff off?

>> No.34833625

>>34833604
Qt snek

>> No.34833648
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34833648

>>34833574
???

>> No.34833657

>>34833648
Not enough for a big boy like me

>> No.34833670

>>34833437
Big muscle gote is the opposite of heresy

>> No.34833672

>>34833441
Call me a mayfly again, Kerrillian. Please...

>> No.34833674

>>34833657
*Cake

>> No.34833708

>>34826371
>That fairy drinking whiskey image
Fuck off back to TFT

>> No.34833713
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34833713

>>34833674
Is Donk Elf's butt enough?

>> No.34833720

>>34833713
Yes, but I need more than one in the pics for am a bit hungry

>> No.34833729
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34833729

>>34833720
not many group pics with Donk because her butt overshadows all others
I hope this will do

>> No.34833740

>>34833623
Yeah

>> No.34833742

>>34833546
>>34833713
God I need a donk elf who's weak to hair pulling and doggystyle

>> No.34833744

>>34833708
I got it from the MGE wiki

>> No.34833748

>>34833708
What's wrong with the image itself?

>> No.34833751

>>34833729
Yes

>> No.34833757
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What are the best places to take your Kobold for a walk?

>> No.34833758

>>34833553
I wish. I've been wearing "Paw and fluff slut" and "Totally asking for it" shirts around her every day. She has to take a hint eventually.

>> No.34833763
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>>34833751
Donkunoichi butt
God I love methonium

>> No.34833774

>>34833758
Kiss her and tell her she owes you 10 grand for that kiss

>> No.34833799

>>34833757
It's hard to come up with something better than a normal park.

>> No.34833810

>>34833763
His art is nice but it's annoying to have to search his hentai by another name that's equally as long and tedious to type out.

>> No.34833818
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>>34833810
no hentai
there is only donk now

>> No.34833825

>>34833799
Surely she'd get tired of you running the same exact route every single day.

>> No.34833844

>>34833825
You can always go to another park.

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>> No.34833853

>>34833757
I like to take her by the lake. Plenty of good places for hot outdoor public sex too if she's a good girl.

>> No.34833911

>>34833852
Where are the monster shaped like this?

>> No.34833914

>>34833844
>>34833853
What are some good places to stop by to get her treats while heading home?

>> No.34833921

>>34833468
Dark elves* are for defeating with cock and treating like any other elf or brown slut.

*Amazons are just dark elves with extra monster bits, extra muscles and extra bitchiness

>> No.34833941

>>34833921
The muscles and bitchiness make them even more satisfying to dominate.

>> No.34833957

>>34833921
(You)

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>>34826152

>> No.34833988

>>34833914
I take her by McNuki's but some people don't think she deserves it.

>> No.34833994

>>34833921
>>34833957
Does mamono mana just give girls samey-looking pointy ears, if they don't get some sort of animal ears instead?

>> No.34834006

>>34833988
Now why would someone say anything that mean? She's not just a pet, Kobolds are people too.

>> No.34834008

>>34833921
>maledomfags trying to extend the bait to amazons now

>> No.34834022
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>>34833911
The gym or the restaurant

>> No.34834038

Can't we all just say MONSTER GIRL PUSSY GOOD FOR FUCK SAKES, JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKIN DARK ELVES AND SHIT

>> No.34834059

>>34834008
If you can outlast her, you can mount her while she's lying from exhaustion and keep fucking her silly with extra orgasms.

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>>34833994
Going from what I remember, the pointy ears is a "generic demon" thing with elves getting pointier, more knife-like ears.

>> No.34834070

>>34828730
>Raging mushrooms... gone. Feeling of invulnerability... over.
>Change of plan.

>> No.34834073

>>34834038
I wanna grapple and fuck a Drider.

>> No.34834082
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34834082

Is this someone's OC or something? I remember someone posting a pic of her when he was talking about how he wanted greenworms to have normal legs.

>> No.34834091

>>34834082
She looks like a frog.

>> No.34834096

>>34834082
She's cute.

>> No.34834126

>>34834006
It's probably just h*man girls who are upset that I feed my Kobold Big Nukes while she sits in my lap.

>> No.34834177

>>34834126
Probably?

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>>34834096

>> No.34834214

>>34834082
https://twitter.com/dw8_rinkae/
She belongs to this guy.

>> No.34834215

>>34834189
Would she get along with MGE Greenworms?

>> No.34834221

>>34834038
Okay but listen: there are degrees of how good monster pussy is. Angel pussy is pretty low tier; they wouldn’t need to rape for years if they were good. Meanwhile succubi need to use charming powers so they aren’t that good because they cheat.
Now the best ones are those that actually addict the person on sheer pleasure alone. Those are the ones that are actually good. They rape once and the victim can never forget and live without her again.

>> No.34834229

>>34834177
I swear I've heard the same things coming from other beastgirls who wish they could get lap meals

>> No.34834254

>>34834221
And which would those be?

>> No.34834303

>>34834215
Do different species of caterpillar even get along?

>> No.34834333

>>34834303
I'm not aware of caterpillars getting along with anything, really, but I just know their basics of "Eat, coccoon, then turn into a butterfly".

>> No.34834394

>>34834303
Depends, some eat each other, some leave each other alone and eat off the same leaf. Other, however:
>Scientists already knew that masked birch caterpillars (Drepana arcuata) rub hairs on their rear ends against a leaf to create vibrations.
>But new research, not yet published, suggests that the pepper grain-size insects use so-called anal drumming to beckon other young caterpillars to join their silken shelters.
>Woven onto birch leaves, these cocoons give the North American caterpillars a safe place in which to mature. But many caterpillars are needed to spin the silk and generally maintain their hiding place—hence the need for recruits.
Greenworm party cocoon when?

>> No.34834395

>>34834254
Cheshire. A guy that stays by her side in spite of the eternal smug means she is THAT good.

>> No.34834441

>>34834333
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_caterpillars
They can get along and do some pretty cool stuff too.

>> No.34834446

>>34834395
Are you sure she's not just using the whole teleporting thing?

>> No.34834468

>>34834441
Life, uhh, finds a way.

>> No.34834472

Army worm Greenworms.
Or has Greenworm anon made art of that already?

>> No.34834481

>>34834303
https://mobile.twitter.com/theoshantonas/status/1380536139954655237?lang=en
Look at them go!

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>> No.34834497

>>34834484
It sure is difficult to watch your daughterus grow up and develop curves...

>> No.34834501

>>34833977
Where do you think we are? Fuck off with your facebook/gaia tier shit

>> No.34834511

>>34834395
>He doesn't understand the appeal of smugness
>He thinks it is a bad thing

>> No.34834524

>>34834303
They MWEH at each other until one gets tired and goes away. The one left is the victor.

>> No.34834532

>>34834303
I only know that other species of insects like to put their eggs inside caterpillars

>> No.34834548

>>34834481
A ball of greenworms scrambling over eachother like this would be cute, and probably cause for alarm for the local farmer's market.

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>> No.34834640
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34834640

It seems like there was a guy who commissioned bunch of Bunyip pics which AFAIK never made it to these threads
You can check out the pics here
https://skeb.jp/@Ace

>> No.34834727

>>34834532
Imagine greenworms giving birth to other species of monster girls

>> No.34834738

>>34834640
This thread hates him for commissioning headpat pics

>> No.34834777

>>34834727
want greenworm daughter, get greenwurm daughter

>> No.34834785

>>34834738
Ah so that Ace was really that Ace? huh

>> No.34834857

>>34834785
What ace?

>> No.34834878

>>34834738
>>34834785
It's not the same ace, this guy is a lolifag from twitter who just happens to like bunyips.

>> No.34834885

>>34834878
Who happens to also be called Ace?

>> No.34834895

>>34834878
That makes more sense. Bunyip guy has much better taste in artists

>> No.34834914

>>34834878
>this guy is a lolifag
Then why none of these pics are lolis?

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>> No.34834986

>>34834914
It just happens.

>> No.34834999

Top five sex positions

>> No.34835015

>>34834524
The weak should fear the mweh

>> No.34835037

>>34834999
intercrural
paizuri
???
???
???

>> No.34835041
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34835041

>>34834999
1. Lotus

>> No.34835050

>>34834999
>missionary
>Doggy
>Cowgirl
>Prone-bone
>Sidesaddle

>> No.34835070

>>34835041
Fuck, that is top tier

>> No.34835076

>>34834925
Why do so many Kemono Friends have essentially the same hairstyle?

>> No.34835088

>>34835037
what about ass job?

>> No.34835093

>>34834999
cowgirl
femdom cowgirl
amazon
reverse amazon
reverse mating press

>> No.34835106

>>34834885
Yes. He changed his twitter name to flatjustice and you can see it on the skeb page, raiju-ace is raijupats on twitter.
>>34834914
Happens I guess. Same reason fans of big tits sometimes like the occasional flat monster girl.

>> No.34835107

>>34834999
Paizuri
Perpendicular Paizuri
Reverse Paizuri
Guy-on-Top Paizuri
69 Mating Press Paizuri

>> No.34835119

>>34835106
Skeb?

>> No.34835136

>>34834999
In no order
>doggy
>prone bone
>cowgirl
>full nelson
>mating press

>> No.34835146

>>34835093
>reverse mating press
bottom bitch

>> No.34835149

>>34835119
The site >>34834640 linked.

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>>34835146
not like you have a choice

>> No.34835161

>>34835088
Not really feeling it

>> No.34835167

>>34835146
Didn't you have enough (you)s already

>> No.34835177
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34835177

>>34834999
1- Floating doggystyle
2- nursing tailjob
3- BEEG bellyjob
4- upside-down oral
5- missionary underwater

>> No.34835200

>>34835177
I see you like living dangerously

>> No.34835202
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34835202

I like seeing clothing and such for the monster parts.

>> No.34835219

>>34835167
There's more than one person who isn't into that, you know. Though I'd prefer something starting from that position then getting reversed.

>> No.34835222

>>34834532
i wonder if anyone would be willing to draw some oviposition with them

>> No.34835225

>>34835167
>>34835219
nah just being cheeky

>> No.34835227

>>34835202
Whose boots are those?

>> No.34835229

>>34834999
Femdom-style Irrumatio
A frustratingly slow Deepthroat
69
Reverse mating press
Nursing handjob but instead of sucking her breasts, we're kissing.

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>>34835177
It’s exactly because they can do stuff mere women can’t that you should do it. Except vore.

>> No.34835252

>>34835041
Lotus is Yeti approved position since you can hug and fug at the same time

>> No.34835269

There are only two positions that matter:
The ones with level drain
And the ones with age drain
Simple as that.

>> No.34835275

>>34835227
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/17128
Shoemaker's, not translated yet but looks like she uses them like a teddy bear.

>> No.34835307

>>34835269
I dont get level drain, why?

>> No.34835357

>>34835307
I dunno. It’s, like, the incapacity to fight back. You are weaker, she is stronger. You can still do anything you’d want, but there is nothing you can do about her overpowering and raping (You).

>> No.34835385

>>34835357
now I understand the fetish itself thxs

>> No.34835401

>>34835229
Anon, this is some good fucking taste.

>> No.34835496

Where are the thiccest angels at?

>> No.34835578

>>34833748
Used by a cancerous faggot as his avatar.

>> No.34835653

i wish that monsters were real and could have saved me from a kidney stone and kidney swelling

>> No.34835669

A Manticore in a fishnet bodystocking with a plug in both her ass and her tail, plus a ball gag.

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>>34835496
Purifying sinners by rape

>> No.34835698

>>34835682
Is this angel for ants

>> No.34835774

Why did I slap that dragon's ass for? She is a single hag but that damnned Cheshire bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn't, now here I am under her fat ass

>> No.34835793
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34835793

males are for mindbreaking
gently or roughly, but mindbroken all the same

>> No.34835809
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>>34835793
nah

>> No.34835821
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Just put your hand right here and move it back and forth slowly
Yes this will grant your wish silly human just trust me on this one!

>> No.34835823

>>34835793
Mindbreak's just something you brush off the next morning as pillowtalk

>> No.34835846

>>34835793
males and females should both mindbroken for each other

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>>34835821
I'd pet the fox until she's a drooling mess laying flat on the floor

>> No.34835873

>>34835821
>Sly fox uses her wily tricks to get you to headpat her
>It feels good, don't wanna stop flooding her silly hair and ears
>Silly fox realizes she's losing to headpats
>Can't make the human boya stop
>Ends up mindbreaking herself and falling asleep in her new husband's lap while he keeps playing with her hair and ears

>> No.34835874

>>34835821
Yesterday you said I just needed to princess carry you, now I have to pat your head? What's next, breakfast in bed and a kiss on the forehead? Looking through baby name catalogs?

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>>34835873

>> No.34835894

>>34835774
>Why did I sit on that Human's face? I know I'm single and it's the only action I've ever gotten but that damned Cheshire bet me 20 bucks I couldn't facesit a guy today, now here I am hoping he doesn't hate me.

>> No.34835902
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34835902

Blowjob, rimjob, and deep, French kissing all at the same time. It doesn't get much better than that. I'm surprised jabberwocks aren't more popular

>> No.34835909

I found Hebi's secret stash of my childhood pictures she's swiped, should I out them into a scrapbook for her or just pretend I didn't see them?

>> No.34835920

>>34834022
This is the prime figure for retired ex-mercenary/soldier monster girls

>> No.34835921

>>34835902
Those diamonds girls are a little to extreme for me.

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>>34835698
>insulting an angel
A most unwise choice

>> No.34835939

>>34835902
They're neat, though some of the more heavyset pictures aren't particularly inspiring.

>> No.34835942

>>34835894
>>34835774
That chesh must be an eros chesh

>> No.34835946

34835934
A vacation just in time for summer, make sure to take plenty of pictures.

>> No.34835950

>>34835934
mama said I was real special, not smart

>> No.34835958

>>34835942
Eros Chesh out her doing her god's work. Meanwhile, to her, it's just a 9 to 5. I hope she has a husband who treats her well, she deserves it.

>> No.34835978

>>34835958
gods sure have quite a sense of humor, so I'd wager, no

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>>34835921
So what? She makes you drink her titty milk in front of her friends, and you occasionally take a full tour of her digestive tract. Perhaps she'll give you a horsecock for a day. Maybe she makes you play as Romeo at a tea party and her tentacle is Juliet. Definitely manageable even if you're a strict vanillafag. Fun too!

>>34835939
The heavyset shit is from an autistic waifufag. That's not the norm of the species.

>> No.34835989

>>34835821
So i can finally marry you?

>> No.34835991

imagine dragons using shed scales to forge armor for you

>> No.34836007

>>34835991
got the image of a dragin momster reminding her little hero to wear his "I LOVE MOMMY" chest piece made from her scales and he visibly doesn't want to

>> No.34836011

>>34835978
That's too cruel. What enjoyment does Eros get from watching Cheshie slave 9-5 7 days a week to come home to an empty nest and watch dating shows with a frozen TV dinner, wishing she could find someone remotely close to the guys on TV?

>> No.34836017
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34836017

ignore fatty version

>> No.34836020

>>34836011
remember she single as well

>> No.34836021

>>34836007
>dragin momster
dragin?
what's dragin?

>> No.34836041

>>34835986

Anthropomorphizing and then worshipping a part of a girls body (or vice-versa if she does it for you) is a fetish I didn't realize I had

>Go ahead, boya, tell Miss Mouth how you really feel about her
>Don't be shy! Why don't you give her a nice big kiss?
>Ara, Ara, you must really love her a lot! But her comes her twin sister! You cad! I hope you're not planning on seducing her too!

>> No.34836043

>>34836021
dragin these nuts across your face
meant dragon

>> No.34836044

>>34836017
loli jabberwock is where it's at

>> No.34836063

>>34836041
fuck you for giving me it too

>> No.34836070

>>34836017
Ah, yes. The illusive third tentacle.

>> No.34836071
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>>34836041
Jabberwock tentacles deserve lots of love.
It's all good and well unless she gives the tentacle has a deep, masculine voice

>> No.34836087

>>34836044
Gotta go with a pai loli here.

>> No.34836089

>Cheshire in a reverse bunnysuit
>Manticore in a normal bunnysuit
Choose one.

>> No.34836099

Does "man being horny = Consent" for a monster?

>> No.34836109

>>34836089
never cared for the reverse. Doesn't leave enough to the imagination.

>> No.34836116

>>34836075
Penis deflation speedrun

>> No.34836117

>>34836099
yes, alp in training

>> No.34836127

>>34836089
no, they a shit

>> No.34836146

>>34836075
I'm imagining a tone like Audrey II from little shop of horrors but with a feminine voice
>FEED ME CUM SEYMOUR
>I'M STARVING

>> No.34836163

>>34836127
Then you've chosen door number 3, a nude Matango.

>> No.34836164

>>34836116
Hard to deflate penis with it's being serviced by her other valley girl tentacle.

>> No.34836165

>>34836041
fuck I've always loved instances of a Manticore's talipussy being treated separately from her.
Like it has a will of it's own.

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The dream

>> No.34836183

How to get jabbawock gf?

>> No.34836194

>>34836167
Yes, that is why I lift

>> No.34836204

>>34836183
Go to Wonderland and shove your dick in her face. 100% effective

>> No.34836221

>>34836183
1. Find a way into Wonderland
2. Snicker-snack
3. ???
4. Profligate

>> No.34836228

>>34836204
make it simple big words make me head hurt

>> No.34836237

>>34836183
Try to rape her. She will rape you back, shove you in her rape dungeon and lovingly rape you for the rest of your eternal Undead life

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>>34826152

>> No.34836250

>>34836183
Step one
Use proper English

>> No.34836256

>>34836228
Then I'm afraid there's no helping you

>> No.34836273

>>34836250
i aint no uptight posh brit, i am american

>> No.34836306

>>34836237
wouldn't it turn to consensual sex?

>> No.34836320
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>>34836089
Manticore is too big and strong to look good in a bunny suit. Unless you want to make them look way smaller then they should be.

>> No.34836325

>>34836306
They have a similar appearance but a trained eye can tell the difference.

>> No.34836345

>>34836325
just slighty more crazed pounding?

>> No.34836353

>>34836320
nonsense they would still look good

>> No.34836368

how to get into wonderland for a dummy like me?

>> No.34836447

>>34836075
Nah, she'd give it a squealey girly voice that shrieks in pleasure and collapses into giggles when you blush and moan
>>34836164
Based, although I imagine them as both having valley girl accents, one a bubbly bimbo and the other other a bitchy alpha-cheerleader that demands you get on your knees and beg to be devoured

>> No.34836448

>>34836089
what is a reverse bunnysuit?

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>>34826152

>> No.34836457
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>>34836368
Just follow the white rabbit. I now noticed my almost all my rabbit girl pictures are Touhou or Elins.

>> No.34836476

>>34836447
Fuck, forgot she's British, so one would be a posh Londoner giving you a slurpy bj and the other would be a horny chav slag covering your face in kisses

>> No.34836497

>>34836476
I would be dying of laughter at that

>> No.34836513

>>34836497
Naturally, that's because Cheshire -san came up with the idea

>> No.34836521

>>34836455
Thought that was lichfag's wife for a second, cute elf tho.

>> No.34836534

>>34836513
now thinking of a Jabberwock with a Russian accent doing owo voices while she sucks you off

>> No.34836538

>>34836273
You don't have to be an uptight posh brit to use actuall grammar and spelling.

>> No.34836559

>>34836534
Based, a Zipanese one doing a cute magical girl voice for one and a deeper villainess voice for the other would be cute too, love cute Japanese accents.

>> No.34836571

i gained a new fetish today, kiss marks

>> No.34836601

>>34836571
Based, I want my wife to cover me in kisses and then force me to go out shopping with her covered in lipstick

>> No.34836606

>>34836020
Surely Eros isn't the cruel right?

>> No.34836627

Do you think some monster girls would be flashers that would hide their bodies until they were at night and find a dude. Then flash the man and seduce him into having sex?

>> No.34836640

>Ywn make a jabberwock this happy
I love how her facial expressions extend her to tentacles as well

https://files.catbox.moe/bollsk.png

>> No.34836641

>>34836601
now thats a fucking dream

>> No.34836664

>>34836606
sometimes women are very petty

>> No.34836720

Where do all the mommy dommy monster girls live?

>> No.34836725

>>34836720
The Underdark.

>> No.34836726

>>34836720
The great mother wurm and her cc legion below the surface beckons

>> No.34836741

>>34836448
everything covered except for tits and vagiber

>> No.34836787
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Old Mamono needs love too.

>> No.34836798

>>34836787
I LIVE FOR THOSE OLD FUCKING HAGS, SO TEL ME WHERE THEY AT SO I CAN LOVE THEM

>> No.34836806

>>34836787
Get the real version as well

>> No.34836807

>>34836741
Throw in T U M M Y and you've got yourself a deal

>> No.34836808

>>34826513
Your wife is very cute, friend. Glad to have more baphobros.

>> No.34836815
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>>34836787
But I want a young fox.

>> No.34836825

>>34836815
all foxes are old hags in disguise

>> No.34836832

>>34836815
i love this fox

>> No.34836879

>>34836571
>>34836601
Based.

>> No.34836923
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>>34836806
>The real version

>> No.34836936
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>>34836879
Enough for triplets?

>> No.34836940

>>34836923
yes, my friend thats what I wanted to see

>> No.34836949
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34836949

>>34836798
Do (single) CC hounds reasonably exist?
It seems like it’d be like trying to find a needle in a haystack, given their aggressive natures letting them quickly find a mate.

>> No.34836970

>>34836949
yeah, probably due to them having the 'tisms or being real shy

>> No.34836988
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34836988

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this flower sprite

>> No.34837008

>>34836949
Probably in the most backwater parts of hell. A place where they Hounds there likely post the same, except talking about unmarried guys. They never really make it all the way out there, and if they do, they aren't single for long.

>> No.34837014

>>34836988
Congratulations, now I'm going to find you and do the unspeakable to you.

>> No.34837024
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34837024

>>34826152

>> No.34837040
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>thinking about ways to rape anon as soon as he gets home

>> No.34837041

>>34837024
I want to drink coffee with a nice alraune while watching the sunrise. I hope it's not too hot for her roots though, wouldn't want her to get burnt.

>> No.34837067

>>34837008
time to invade hell with nothing a pair of boxers some lube and a lot of faith to get those lovestarved hounds some love

>> No.34837074

>>34837024
>pouring fiji water on an alraune's feet
is this a way of proclaiming your love?

>> No.34837083

>>34837040
How devious! Going to give her all the love and affection when I get home, such a little sweetheart thinking of me while I'm at work.

>> No.34837085

>>34831319
>Take an alp with ya
Good advice for just about any situation.
>want to go to that new restaurant but don't want to go alone? Take an alp
>need a date for prom? Take an alp
>want someone to help you practice kissing and baby making? Take an alp

>> No.34837097
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34837097

>"You're awesome!"

>> No.34837118

alps were a mistake

>> No.34837125

>>34837097
No you are! Now come here and let me tell you how amazing you are.

>> No.34837146

alps were a solution

>> No.34837189

>when your mg asks you about your day

>> No.34837193

alps are gay

>> No.34837215

>>34835823
It's like a nice holiday

>> No.34837229

>>34837189
Encasing your dick in their pussy is not ''asking about the day''

>> No.34837260
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34837260

>portals open
>get proactively dated by a nice monster shortly after
Now what. I go my whole life without being in a relationship and now I'm forced into one. I now have a mate, now what the fuck do I do with her?

>> No.34837285

>>34837260
If you're unsure, you can let her take initiative.

>> No.34837288

>>34837260
lots of sex then talk about hobbies and have more sex then have sex while also doing said hobbies and sightseeing

>> No.34837294

>>34837260
Make daughterus.
Have sex
Have a comfy life.
Make a gaming group

>> No.34837295

>>34837189
>Oh sweeite how was your day?
>Rough one huh... well here, let's get you out of those pants and into my tailpussy
Housewifeicore is a fantasy

>> No.34837314

>>34837260
you also have someone to play vidya with

>> No.34837315 [SPOILER] 
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>>34837189
>>34837189
>asks you about your day

>> No.34837375
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>>34837315

>> No.34837396
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>>34826152

>> No.34837412

>>34837396
How awkward is it to ask the kids to please vacate the mofu, it's your turn?

>> No.34837437

>>34837375
Would bogey's still be attracted to men that never cry, but are simply dead inside.

>> No.34837464
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>> No.34837495
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>>34826152

>> No.34837499

Is a creeping coin's body like malleable metal? Could I take one of those polisher tools to one's ass to make it shine?
These are important questions.

>> No.34837516
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>>34837412
There's plenty of real estate in the mofu for you and your daughters, anon.

>> No.34837543

>>34837499
you ass shiner

>> No.34837561
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>>34837412
>>34837516
Yeah, just hold your daughters while your wife holds you and covers everyone in the fluff.

>> No.34837570

>>34837543
You sound jealous that your waifu doesn't have gleaming, blindingly shiny hips.

>> No.34837605

>>34837570
why would I, I don't want to be blinded when looking at her ass

>> No.34837627

>>34837189
always tell her "better now that I'm with you"
because its true
no matter how shitty your day could have been, mg wife always there to help

>> No.34837694

>>34837189
>Hebi asks you how your day was
>She should know, she's called you every 15 seconds
>The real challenge to remembering what you've told her word for word verbatim

>> No.34837701

>>34837464
she cute

>> No.34837721

>>34837694
>every time you fail the cross examination, she squeezes a little tighter
I am in a forgetful mood today.

>> No.34837844

>>34837721
Do hebis usually get disappointed when hubby gets all of her questions 100% right or are they overjoyed?

>> No.34837856

>>34837189
I always answer, better with you around

>> No.34837876

>>34837844
Would be the hubby that smile would grow smugger with each soul burning

>> No.34837879

>>34834999
Cowgirl
Missionary
Prone
Lotus
Against-The-Wall (either partner)

>> No.34837920

How does one outsmugs a smug cat?

>> No.34837929

>>34835939
I love that guy. His wock is charming!

>> No.34837933

>>34834999
Leglock missionary creampie with handholding for the purpose of procreation

>> No.34837940

>>34837929
That naked apron do things to you?

>> No.34837960

>>34837933
Bet you do in the dark while holding hands, you deviant.

>> No.34837999
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>>34837933
Incredibly based

>> No.34838000

>>34837933
>Leglock missionary creampie with handholding
I need POV pictures of monstergirls in this

>> No.34838017

>>34837437
Like the guy from no country for told men?

>> No.34838020
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>> No.34838030

>>34837960
I'm a real sicko, I even whisper in her ear that I'm going to take responsbility and I love her more than anything else in this world.

>> No.34838047

>>34834999
reverse cowgirl
69
lotus
cowgirl
also 69
i would like lots of time to view her ass and holes

>> No.34838059

>>34834999
Face down ass up
Doggy style
Prone bone
Anal missionary
Against wall from behind

>> No.34838066
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34838066

>Purple sus
>For the love of Ra, why can't you just say "we have apprehended the Apophis" like a normal person?

>> No.34838094

>>34838066
Apophus

>> No.34838099
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>> No.34838100

>>34838020
I wish to pet this creature

>> No.34838138

>>34838030
God, this is a blueboard for christ's sake

>> No.34838172

>>34838020
I wish to boop the snek

>> No.34838183

>>34838020
NO BOOPING

>> No.34838196

>>34838183
I WILL BOOP WHO I WANT, MOM

>> No.34838232

gaboon viper lamia
biggest fangs of any venomous snake
second highest venom payload (only King Cobra greater), doesn't let go after biting
but also
thick, lazy, very low aggression toward humans
no slithering, just silly inchworming motion
makes funny noises

>> No.34838269

>>34837940
The naked apron, the ribbed sweater, kimonos, poofy dresses (I think he has one). All of them are fantastic. I also appreciate the chub she has, I think it’s another charming part of her. Combined with her gluttony and salaciousness, she’s just hot. Jabberfag is a happy man.

>> No.34838284

>>34838269
he may have been referring to jabberfag in the naked apron

>> No.34838289
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>>34838269
He's an odd fellow but he knows how to get comfy.

>> No.34838293

I want to boop an Apophis.

>> No.34838313

>>34838293
Apophises are degenerates that enjoy booping.

>> No.34838327

>>34838293
Now thinking of an anon just slowly sneaking up on until he just press her nose at the slowest rate then says boop with the quietest voice

>> No.34838374

How to show cunning liguist skills while eating?

>> No.34838411

How to find a skellie gf?

>> No.34838428

>>34838374
Ice cream.

>> No.34838449

>>34838374
Ask your local Greenworm husband

>> No.34838457

>>34838411
Be a massive thread degenerate that nobody likes.

>> No.34838489
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What's this guy's deal? What do they like about him?

>> No.34838491

>>34838284
The straightest alp.

>> No.34838509

>>34838489
He can lift them out of loneliness

>> No.34838520

barometz are very cute, remember to consider barometz today friends

>> No.34838524

>>34838489
Benis

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>>34826152

>> No.34838554

Alright, the great flood is happening. I need a couple for every species represented on board of the Ark so re-population can happen. Don't be surprised when you get to the incest part of the process.

>> No.34838573
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>>34838554

>> No.34838588

>>34838489
Good hugger

>> No.34838591

>>34838554
I don't think this works as well when you have options to breathe underwater

>> No.34838604

>>34838554
Nsh i am swimming with the cute fishies

>> No.34838619

>>34838554
Just grab like 30 echidna couples, you'll eventually get one for everybody. Don't know how you'll get more guys, unless there's mountain hermit guys that survived.

>> No.34838621
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>>34838489
husband

just introduce some more guys and theyll have the same reaction
except even more excited

>> No.34838632
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>>34838604
Based.

>> No.34838650
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>> No.34838662

>>34838650
a face only a mother could love

>> No.34838714

>>34838650
Those lips were made for sloppy kisses.

>> No.34838715

>>34838662
They really failed at adapting an Oda-non design, yeah

>> No.34838730

Is kc next?

>> No.34838735

>>34838621
Why is everyone's hands so fucked up?

>> No.34838808

>>34838735
They're little gremlins.

>> No.34838829

>>34838650
What am i looking at a tumblr attempt at anime or somethin

>> No.34838939
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>>34838604
Sounds comfy

>> No.34838969

>>34838650
Is there anything more tragic than a dark elf having to use a regular wooden stool to sit?

>> No.34838981
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>>34838730
Next for what?

>> No.34839018

>>34838981
Anon...

>> No.34839039 [DELETED] 

>>34837375

>> No.34839122
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>>34837375

>> No.34839211
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>> No.34839222

>>34839211
Sister looks a litte weird?

>> No.34839231
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>>34839211
There's something strange about the new mother superior.

>> No.34839296
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34839296

Imagine pounding a huge noble lolibutt on the royal bed.

>> No.34839357
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>>34839222
>>34839231
What do you mean?

>> No.34839368

>>34839357
She didnt have point ears before and didnt have such a bust either

>> No.34839389
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Make sure to give your waifu a nice place to get comfy.

>> No.34839399

>>34839389
That might be for waifu she is quite big and long but we live on a farm

>> No.34839415
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>> No.34839472

>>34839231
Someday I will make a fabric strong enough to contain erect monster nipples.

>> No.34839484

>>34839472
Good luck

>> No.34839519
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34839519

Everyone is waiting for the portals but has anyone successfully astral projected to a MGE pocket dimension?

>> No.34839530

>>34839519
i wish i could ...

>> No.34839540

Should i get on the infamous cc special train, the train most infamously taken by those real desperate CCs

>> No.34839545
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>>34839389
Sheepgirls are my weakness

>> No.34839573

>>34839519
>astral projected
What that mean and how does one do it?

>> No.34839582
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>>34839368
Eh, I've seen weirder sisters around the church lately.

>> No.34839606

>>34839519
Lucid dreaming is the closest substitute.
>>34839573
Your soul leaves your body and can explore other places like a ghost but you don't die.

>> No.34839607

>>34839582
What? What happened to the stern head nun?

>> No.34839608
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>>34839582
hmm not sure if this goes in the latex folder or the mosnter girls folder

>> No.34839610
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>>34839573
it's projecting a subtle energy body out of your physical body after which you can explore the astral planes. It's a skill you can learn but not super easy to do, I've been trying for about a month but haven't been successful yet. There's a lucid dreaming / astral projection general on /x/ with more info and quite a few books on the topic.

>> No.34839629

>>34839606
>>34839610
Ok, I dont like it by insticnt. It seems sketchy to me desu

>> No.34839669

>>34839608
>latex folder or the mosnter girls folder
You have separate ones?

>> No.34839670

I want to find a lich that decided to bump up strength instead of dex for Heavy Armor casting.
Dumping Charisma wouldn't be bad either.

>> No.34839681

Why are nuns so sexy?

>> No.34839684
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>>34839669
the only folder within my MG folder is one specifically for slime girls

>> No.34839685
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34839685

Summertime soon.

>> No.34839688

>>34838730
i mean he's not immortal, its going to happen eventually,
the question is whether he would still be doing mge stuff at that point and would it still have the popularity that it has today.

>> No.34839710

>>34839685
Where do I go for yandere old hag foxes?

>> No.34839727
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>>34839710
Zipangese red light district.

>> No.34839733
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>>34839670
Strong and smart is an unbeatable combo.

>> No.34839738
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>>34839389
A fur rug in front of the fireplace is the ideal cuddling spot

>> No.34839741

>>34839727
Is showing your nape enough to make one look

>> No.34839752
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>>34839681
Forbidden fruit.

>> No.34839766

>>34839733
>Looming in frightening heavy plate with a great mace seeping with dark energy in one hand .
>Doesn't speak, instead glares down at you with the dead eyed gaze of a lich.
>In reality she's trying to think of something that won't freak you out as 'I will be taking you to my dark fortress' seems less like an invitation to dinner and more like a kidnapping.

>> No.34839783

>>34839766
I would just up and hug her

>> No.34839787
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>>34839681
Sexiest outfits ever + forbidden fruit

>> No.34839795

Which is the most frightening Shirohebi in your eyes? What about most desirable to you?
>Max strength
>Max dexterity
>Max intelligence
>Max charisma

>> No.34839801

>>34839727
>heh, wanna come over to my place boya?
>show up to her place
>racecar bed

>> No.34839809

>>34839801
Dick is steel

>> No.34839811

>>34839783
Just be careful.
Her blackiron plate is spikey and built for intimidating, not the hugging of pets, husbands, and small children.

>> No.34839817
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Embarrassed cows

>> No.34839828

>>34839811
I like danger, it makes me stiffer

>> No.34839829

>>34839795
Frightening and Desirable are the same thing for me.
>Max Int
I'm assuming this is the highest magic potential too, give her a lab coat and a mad scientist hairdo and she'll be perfect.

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>>34839795
I couldn't resist a STR build Shirohebi.
>>34839801
Now she sleeps in a racing car AND with her man, nobody can top this.

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>>34839817

>> No.34839861

>>34839817
I mean, they're big but I've seen bigger.

>>34839828
>Nearby zombie moaning "Goood jooooob booooss" while giving a stiff thumbs up.

>> No.34839874

>>34839817
Love me a good moo, would breed

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>>34839861
>I mean, they're big but I've seen bigger.
Oh yeah?

>> No.34839887

>>34839876
Stop, i dont want turn into a sex crazed animal again

>> No.34839889

>>34839845
>hey boya, check this out
>pulls a little wheel over from the side of the bed
>and look
>presses center of wheel
>lets out a little honk
>happy swaying mofu while she expects you to compliment her cool bed

>> No.34839903

>>34839795
What would a max CHA Hebi even look like?

>> No.34839913

>>34839889
Great big old smile while I hug her

>> No.34839928

>>34839903
Tits

>> No.34839941

>>34839876
Thats a trick picture.
She's obviously done something to up her bust size since we last met.

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>> No.34839951

>>34839801
I would bang an MG on a racecar bed.

>> No.34839971

>>34839951
What if she started making car noises while you went down on her?
>AHHHHN
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>OH YES RIGHT THERE
>HONK HONK

>> No.34839984

>>34839971
Would be laughing while cumming

>> No.34840003

>>34839928
Why would any MG dump CHA if it just makes boobs bigger?

>> No.34840006

>>34839971
Pound her harder.

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>>34839887
OH YEAH?

>> No.34840022

>>34839971
Autistic mofu best mofu

>> No.34840026

>>34840003
Trick question, it just makes natural breast size have a higher ceiling.
Potions, spells, and mammy bammy can increase or raise these limits as well.

Its largely for better speech options or for girls that don't want to spend money on upping their chest.

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>hey what if we made a slime entirely out of healing potion?
Another terrifying innovation brought to you by the intersection of Grelia's Sabbath and Gremlin science.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89383432

>> No.34840034

>>34840006
>about to bust in her
>hear a ringing sound
>wut
>her sisters come rushing into the room in pit crew unis
>start taking the wheels off the bed and replacing them
>gives her a gatorade and head pat
>greenlight comes on and you resume

>> No.34840040

>>34840021
Aww... where was I again, Fuck bred all the cow girls on my farm again

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>> No.34840052

>>34840029
in conglushun my pp haerd

>> No.34840058

>>34840026
>max con and max cha hebi
I was already convinced there was only one woman in the world, I don't know how I could resist plowing her 24/7

>> No.34840070

>>34840048
bugs deserve headpats

>> No.34840074

>>34840058
>Max Con and Max cha
Enjoy your max THICK and max curvy whitesnek

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>>34840070
>bugs
That's a boat.

>> No.34840102

>>34840074
Wouldnt mind that either. Just make her mommy dommy that doesn't let me out her sight or grip and we gold

>> No.34840135

>>34840074
>her kimono just barely covereing her big fat tiddies
>cha stat even made her gain a little beauty spot on one of her breasts
hnnnnnng

>> No.34840149

>>34840135
Hebi mommy giving me a stiffie

>> No.34840208

>>34836787

I've been entranced by her ever since I read that doujinshi.

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Skunk mamono when?

>> No.34840219

>>34839903
>you understand why I had to get rid of those other girls, right?
>they're no good for you
>they want to hurt you, they want to take you away from me
>they're just like your family
>I'm the only one who truly cares for you
>you only want me right?
>don't you want what's best for you?
>what's best for both of us?
You know she's wrong. You know you should run. You know what she's doing. But all you can do is nod your head. And why wouldn't you? After all, she's done so much for you. She knows exactly what you want. What you need. Even if she's wrong, she's always oh so right.

>> No.34840225

So what would a Shirohebi with very low CHA be like? She can't just be a flatty.

>> No.34840229

>>34840208
That doujin is part of the reason why I like old monster girls

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>> No.34840241

>>34840225

Dump stat CHA can be entirely based on their personality. Basically just someone nobody wants to be around.

I wish it was the dump stat irl.

>> No.34840273

>>34840229

Yeah. It's short, and it's not anything amazing, but it strikes a very particular bonerchord with me. I looked through his stuff on sadpanda a while back and didn't find more of her, sadly. His foxes are mostly lolis.

>> No.34840281

>>34835793
Trying to mindbreak someone who's already normally mindbroken will only result in your own mind being broken instead. Prepare to lose to cock.

>> No.34840312

Should I dump int for strengh, vitiality and stamina

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>>34840233
>tfw no lamia momster

>> No.34840319

>>34835809
Kemono Friends deciding to use gloves for their designs look weird.

>> No.34840325

>>34840315
Would love a momster of any kind

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>> No.34840350

>>34840315
She looks like a crack whore

>> No.34840353

>>34838489
TELL ME ABOUT ANON

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>> No.34840365

>>34840312

Depends what your goal is. The easiest and most consistent way to win at life is to just go full-in on evil alignment. Stats don't matter, not even int. Make connections, step on others to get to the top and lie at every given opportunity. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, dumb as shit or unlikable, you just need to go maximum prick.

>> No.34840370

>>34840344
Should I stick my dick in one of the mouths

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>> No.34840381

>>34840344
is it safe to pat her dress on its head?

>> No.34840429
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>>34838829
Bikini Warriors anime from 2015.

>> No.34840441

>>34840429
What

>> No.34840450
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>> No.34840457

>>34840441
I just told you.

>> No.34840466

>>34840450
That poor dragon must be starving, just look at her tail

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>put a hat on a human
>call it a monster girl

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>> No.34840499

>>34840484
Don't discount the striped stockings. They're vital.

>> No.34840505

>>34840466
I wish more tails were actually in proportion to the girl's body in pictures. Having this fat, oversized thing attached to the lower spine that looks like a child's snap on toy irritates me.

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>>34840484
Finnish monster girls

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>>34840484
The hat is the real monster. The girl is just a host.

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>>34840517

>> No.34840562

>>34836075
Just had the mental image of a Jabberwock whose tentacles have big ol' dick sucking lips, that leave messy lipstick kissmarks all over your balls while Jabby deepthroats your cock, and who occasionally try to steal kisses from you when she's not looking. So now apparently I have a feminine tentacle fetish in addition to liking regular monstergirls, thanks a lot.

>> No.34840574

>>34840531
If you really thought that the hat is the real monster girl, you'd fuck it even if it didn't have a host.

>> No.34840581

>>34840562
Thanks, I now have it too

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Time for bed.

>> No.34840653

>>34840632
No time to lift

>> No.34840661

>>34840562
when you're left a technicolor mess you realize why she gives each of her mouths a different color lipstick.

>> No.34840693

>>34840562
>Jabby pretends not to be jealous of her semi-autonomous mouth-tails, but she's always irritated when you make out with them while she's blowing you
>They have their own voices and made lewd remakes while you pound her from behind
>They like to cover your face in sloppy lipstick prints and suck on your earlobe while you walk hand-and-hand with Jabby
>Occasionally they'll nip your ass while you're fucking

>> No.34840705

>>34840547
i'm highly weak to whitehorns

>> No.34840711

>>34840693
God qll this jabby talk make me want to give the oldest jabby my jab if you what I mean

>> No.34840713

>>34840661
>Everytime you blow a fat loud in their slutty mouths they get another little heart print along the side. The two seem to be competitive, because if you cum in one mouth the other one immediately latches on and starts sucking until you cum again.

>> No.34840762

i have nothing but respect for the artist and commissioner that got ushi anus presentation done

>> No.34840778

>>34840762
Show pls

>> No.34840807

>>34840778
>http://imgbox.com/DWWbOFBj
it's not new and in the gallery but i do wish it had uncensored vagina

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>>34840762
You have attracted my full attention anon

>> No.34840826

>>34840807
what dainty hands

>> No.34840855

>>34840661
>>34840693
>>34840713
>marry jabberwock gf
>tentacles want wedding rings too
>wear their own mini wedding veils at the ceremony and smooch you on the cheeks while you and the bride kiss
>act as mediators whenever you and jabberwock have an argument
>give you sneak blowjobs in the middle of the night while the two of you are spooning as "consultation fees"
>all three will team up to outvote you on issues like "what should we have for dinner" or "what movie should we watch"
>occasionally, this will backfire on Jabby when her tentacles side with you instead
>Bicorns experience a philosophical crisis when they see you walking around town with your wife(s) because they don't know if that counts as a harem or not

>> No.34840864

>>34840216
We don't need more brapposters

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>> No.34840870

>>34840855
Aint there three tentacles?

>> No.34840881

>>34840870
she likes to watch

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>> No.34840901

>>34840885
Melusine maid seems cute. Not really sure what kind of broom that is though.

>> No.34840909

>>34840885
If I agreed to go with her would she not use the neckpole on me?

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>> No.34840952

>>34840885
What's the mancatcher for?

>> No.34840955

>>34840885
I want to be held in that neckpole for sciene

>> No.34840956

>>34840952
mancatching

>> No.34840960
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Little Onis are for _______.

>> No.34840986

>>34840960
Headpats.

>> No.34840993

>>34840885
The maid outfit is there to entice me but the man catcher shows her true intentions.

>> No.34840994
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>>34840956
Why does she need a tool for that?

>> No.34840999

>>34840960
piggyback rides
with you being the one carried

>> No.34841024

>>34840994
Just look at the little smile on her face, using the mancatcher is just part of the fun for her.

>> No.34841026

>>34840960
Cute ribbons and big dinners

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Left or right?

>> No.34841048

>>34841038
pass

>> No.34841052

>>34841027
this guy's wife is so cute

>> No.34841104
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Weird skin is best skin

>> No.34841120

>>34841104
I feel on that one, blues and red tend to get me goin

>> No.34841126

>>34841104
What about patterned skin? Which pattern is the best?

>> No.34841142

>>34839795
Dexterity translates to additional movement speed and reflexes, in my head. Being giant snek, she is already strong- and pretty magickal to boot.
so, I think Dexsnek is scariest.
Desirable? Charisma or INT, probably.

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>>34841126
I'm partial to large amounts of skin patterned hue-less black

>> No.34841181

>>34841142
>dex snek flicking her tail and taking your notes away to make sure you don't have any thoughts about hussies in them

>> No.34841188

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, do not underestimate the wurms.
They may seem simple but its more that their mind have moved beyond such trappings of proper society we worry ourselves about.
They are just as sharp as normal dragons, they just do not bother to put up with 'proper' civilization.

>> No.34841198

>>34841188
They're up to something, I just know it

>> No.34841202

>>34841166
I'd like her pattern more if it was symmetrical and was more akin to gloves and stockings

Though keeping her topless is a bonus and you can headcanon stuff like maybe her nipples become obvious when she's horny. Darken/swell/glow whatever

>> No.34841215

>>34841142
I like when snakes dual wield daggers or swords. Got to complete that twin fangs aesthetic.

>> No.34841220

>>34841198
What would you think they up to?

>> No.34841230

>>34841198
>The defenses are tough but between the three of us they will either have to focus one of us and allow the other two to close or spread out their fire and fail to do lasting damage.
>Well yes, they'll have some arcane traps but I doubt they've prepared for multiple, miniature burrows that just go around them and...
>I mean, I sure do love digging up shinies, hello hubby!

>> No.34841243

>>34841220
They're trying to brainwash us

>> No.34841248

>>34841230
What shinies do they find?

>> No.34841255

>>34841243
No way, I always loved my wurm wife, I couldnt think of life withou her. She is the best monster girl around and is better that a shitty dragon autist

>> No.34841262

>>34840870
Thirdy's an oddball and a voyeur. She prefers to watch when you and the others are having sex while panting and shivering off to the side. Even when you're all on the sofa watching a game of footie, she's on her own tablet looking up streams of old anime. Don't ask how the tentacles watch things without any eyes. She's the most gentle of them, though, and she'll cuddle up on your lap when you feel down.

>> No.34841266

>>34841248
>Yes, the left eye is certainly what I expected but unless we pair it with the right we won't be able to harness their true power.
>No, we don't have an exactly location yet but Natara has some contacts in the east she has a lead on and I will be looking through some ancient texts of....
>Hello hub hub! I have a sparkly that looks like a Kitty eye!

>> No.34841298

Remember to love wurms, they mean no harm and are real good girls

>> No.34841366

>>34841298
Hmmm yes I agree. Wurm next OP?

>> No.34841368

You've talked about Wurms pretending to be Greenworms, but what do you do when you run into a Greenworm pretending to be a Wurm?

>> No.34841382

>>34841366
If you want go ahead, i give my blessing as the wurm preacher

>> No.34841396

>>34841368
Watch patiently, then reward her with a lot of vegetables and praise for trying her best after she completely tires herself out from digging a "tunnel" that's only about half her height.

>> No.34841409

>>34841368
Who's talked about that?

>> No.34841413

>>34841409
Greenworm anon.

>> No.34841421

>>34841409
It's been a while but I think his name was Anonymous

>> No.34841448

>>34841421
Oh I know that guy, he's a massive faggot.

>> No.34841457

>>34841448
Yes you are.

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>> No.34841492

>>34841409
Yeah, it's been discussed, I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a nice image depicting it too. You might be able to find it pretty easily if you just search "wurm" in the archi- oh wait lmao.

>> No.34841504

>>34841492
I don't get it.

>> No.34841506

>>34841492
What does that mean?

>> No.34841512
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I want to get wrapped by a lamia.

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>>34841512
I want the human half in the coil, though

>> No.34841524

>>34841512
It didn't spoiler the second "p"...

>> No.34841557

>>34841492
Kek. The spam is annoying for sure.

>> No.34841570

>>34841488
The ultimate cozy, Hitler.

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>>34841512
>>34841522
Girls with more to touch and hold is great.

Please no fats. They don't count.

>> No.34841622

>>34841492
>>34841557
Why not just search "greenworm wurm" or "greenwurm"? Remember to try filename searches too, not just text searches.

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>>34841596
I don't know, I'd snuggle the fuck out of a chub fox with lots of mofu.

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>>34841638
Chub is not fat. You know exactly what I mean when I write fat.

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>>34841709
>Chub is not fat.

>> No.34841769

>>34841753
I bet this grin came from a chub chesh

>> No.34841831

>>34841769
Digits confrim this notion

>> No.34841844

>>34841413
Oh yeah I did draw something like that. She'd have to be a big girl to be convincing.

>> No.34841857

Monstergirls rendering themselves infertile because they trusted science and took an untested Order-backed vaccine!

>> No.34841877

I would rather be fuckbuddies with a monster than marry one.

>> No.34841909

I would rather be buddies with a monster than fuck one.

>> No.34841933
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I don't get you two. I want a loving monster wife to both be buddies with and make love with.

>> No.34841994

>>34841933
loli gaunt is cute, does she have a name

>> No.34842014

>>34841994
Nah, I just wanted to post a monster in a wedding dress.

>> No.34842016

>>34841994
Maybe it's Gauntlet.

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Would you?

>> No.34842054

>>34842014
I have a suspicion when monsters get old and desperate enough they wear a wedding dress at all times so that they are always prepared for impromptu marriage.
I base this on unicorns.

>> No.34842061

>>34842052
Not that one. I'm not completely set against ropers but I've never seen a design I liked.

>> No.34842084

>>34842052
Ew, no. She looks something that would eat me

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>>34842052
Ropers and plsimes are just slimes with annoying solid baggage attached.

>> No.34842164

>>34842052
looks like a bootleg shog
pass

>> No.34842167

>>34842139
Would fuck a sliem before that thing even tho slimes are shit, anything is better that that

>> No.34842174

>>34842139
I prefer to think of it as a more ornate slime core

>> No.34842188

>>34842174
When will slimelets learn

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34842204

>>34842174
It's bony, cumbersome, gets in the way, is fragile, and would be far better off just being reformed into a new slime core.

>> No.34842208
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34842208

Bodyguard onis seem cheap, they aren’t a scam right?

>> No.34842228

So queen slime vs shoggoth duking it out for the rights to a man, who wins?

>> No.34842230

>>34842052
Yes. Before and after monsterization

>> No.34842240

>>34842208
The stuffed bear is a nice touch.

>> No.34842249

>>34842052
Man why does that look so gross like wtf

>> No.34842304

What does mofu smell like?

>> No.34842314
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>>34842052
The extra art makes it less slimy

>> No.34842335

>>34842304
Vanilla and strawberries, lilac and gooseberries

>> No.34842336

>>34833120
no legs no thanks

>> No.34842481
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34842481

>>34842335
>Young foxes smell like vanilla and strawberries
>Old foxes smell like lilac and gooseberries
Finally a definitive way to tell if a fox is old or young, because if she’s using perfume she must be old

>> No.34842498
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34842498

>>34841933
Big thick dumb rubber slut!

>> No.34842521

>>34842481
But the sweet lonely old fox next door smells like vanilla and strawberries.

>> No.34842566

>>34842481
>go on a blind date with young fox
>when you meet, she smells of rich perfume
>get suspicious
>suddenly tug on her tail, startling her and causing her illusion magic to falter
>she goes from slim, young, one-tailed fox to voluptuous, mature, nine-tailed fox
>before she can even apologize for tricking you, you throw your arm around her waist and tell her your date can start for real

>> No.34842614
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34842614

>Pathetic.

>> No.34842628

>>34842304
Depends on the species.

>> No.34842629
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>>34842614
>that mask
I'll just Zhonya her ult lol

>> No.34842639

>>34842336
You wouldn't completely abandon an amputee Anubis in need, would you?

>> No.34842651

>>34842521
Maybe it's just a young one that stuck on extra tails.

>> No.34842658 [SPOILER] 
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>>34842639
Never abandon monsters. No matter what.

>> No.34842670

>>34842639
She's not a figure though.

>> No.34842675

Ever thought about monsters passing themselves of as weaker monsters to try and lue anons in?
Like dragons pretending to be lizardwomen, or hellhounds pretending to be werewolves

>> No.34842695

>>34842675
All dragons are mere lizards. They just don't know it yet.

>> No.34842717

>>34842675
>Manticore awkwardly painting herself green with little eye patterns on her sides and tail

>> No.34842723

>>34842675
Pretty sus.

>> No.34842727
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>>34842658
Bro just get a gremlin to make her Automail and she can be a badass cyborg maid
There's a huge market for that shit

>> No.34842733

>>34842675
>Salamander supressing her fire to pass off as a red scaled lizardwoman

>> No.34842739

>>34842670
What if the figure came to life and remembeed you abandoning her?

>> No.34842740

>>34842658
I'm promoting my Kiki to bodyguard. See below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVXs1Lo_4pk

>> No.34842743
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34842743

>>34842723
Amogus.

>> No.34842752

>>34842675
>Lims dying her hair and tail to pass as a normal succ
Pretty good greentext idea

>> No.34842753

>>34842717
>why is this greenworm so spiky?

>> No.34842755
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>>34842743
I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CAT I HATE HER
SHE JUST SITS THERE AND LAUGHS AT ME
AND THEN I GET A BONER
AND SHE JUST LOOKS AT IT AND LAUGHS MORE
I HATE HER

>> No.34842756

>>34840864
Akshuaaly skunks don't shoot a gas as depicted in cartoons they spray a liquid. You'd get watersports fetishists pissing all over the thread in this case.

>> No.34842759
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34842759

>>34842740

>> No.34842767

>>34842753
>I thought these things were just supposed to harmlessly cling to you
>Why is it picking me up and dripping some weird stuff all over me

>> No.34842775

>>34842733
>she lets anon easily bop her on the head in what could barely be called a fight
>"Oh no, you beat me, great adventurer. Now I'm all yours to do with as you please~"
>anon starts undoing his pants when the salamander glances behind him and sees her sisters and mother watching from the bushes with looks of disappointment
How is she going to explain this shameful display?

>> No.34842810

>>34842755
Cheshire cat can’t laugh if you shove your dick down her throat

>> No.34842815

>>34842675
How about a Wight pretending to be a zombie, partly to do what you suggested but also to hang out with her old zombie friends

>> No.34842821

>>34842815
I think she would be subtly guiding the zombie horde so they can get husbands and become like her

>> No.34842824
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>>34842810
>Cheshire starts using sign language

>> No.34842835

>>34842810
>gottem symbol with her hands followed by gurgling with your cock in her throat

>> No.34842845

How do I make a succuvirus cum? Do I just hump the monitor?

>> No.34842849

>>34842815
>Wight pretending to be a zombie because she's insecure about dudes courting her for money.

>> No.34842850

>>34842775
I want to dick the over powered salamander while I'm still low leveled!

>> No.34842865

>>34842850
What if you mount a salamander while she's asleep and she wakes up after you put it in? Her sally side hasn't recognized you as a strong male yet, but her monster instincts don't want you to stop fucking her.

>> No.34842887

Tips if you're stranded on a desert island in the monster girl world? Does cumming in a bottle and sending off help?

>> No.34842890

>>34842739
I never had the figure to abandon in the first place though.

>> No.34842915

>>34842887
Pick a direction and start swimming.

>> No.34842917

>>34842887
Crabs.

>> No.34842924

>>34842890
She'd know just from you having had the thought.

>> No.34842925

>>34842887
just cum in the water, no bottle needed
I will attract mersharks.

>> No.34842935

>>34842052
WOULD I!?

>> No.34842955

I imagine some would just break down and cry from chershires humiliating them.

>> No.34842962

>>34842955
God I want a Cheshire Cat to humiliate me.

>> No.34842966

>>34842865
>Half asleep salamander fucking you without even really thinking about it, just moving her hips and such.
I must become the strongest so I can properly fuck her.

>> No.34842974

>>34842935
Would you?

>> No.34842981

>>34842974
WOULD I!!?

>> No.34842988

>>34842865
How does she reconcile with being with someone super weak

>> No.34842990

>>34842981
Would you?

>> No.34843002

>>34842990
would i what?

>> No.34843013

>>34843002
Care for a free Roper?

>> No.34843014

>>34843013
WOULD I!!

>> No.34843019

>>34843014
Would you?

>> No.34843020

>>34843019
yes, i would.

>> No.34843039
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>>34843020
Eh, you messed up the reference.
Radda Radda!

>> No.34843042

>>34842988
>First off he has a really nice fucking dick
>Second off I can train him
>Third and most importantly, and in the end the only thing that really matters, I like him.

>> No.34843057

>>34843039
schnitzel Is one of the last things i would think to end up here, i don’t know how to feel about that.

>> No.34843065

>>34843039
cute golem

>> No.34843073

>>34842845
Hook up an automaton without an ai and let her infect that once she has a body make her cum

>> No.34843163

>>34842966
>salamander wrings you dry in her sleep
>she wakes up in the morning full of energy and raring to start training
>wonders why you seem dead tired today
I wonder how she'll react to the "unexplainable" baby bump in a month or so

>> No.34843260
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34843260

Monkeys are a menace.

>> No.34843273

>>34843260
granblue monkey gets me hot and bothered

>> No.34843274

What would you buy from an adorable Kobold's bakery?

>> No.34843307

>>34843274
Berliners.

>> No.34843320

>>34843274
What does she have? I love muffins.

>> No.34843323

>>34843274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiSlihRnqog

>> No.34843325

>>34843274
cookies and breads depending on what she makes

>> No.34843339

>>34843320
>>34843325
Choco cornets are a bestseller, although I'm not so sure what to think about a dog constantly working around chocolates.

>> No.34843439
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34843439

If you wanna make your Holst happy, get them a 'Happycow'.

>> No.34843454

>>34843439
I have a different kind of HappyCow. It's called my dick

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>>34843439
Does it work on minotaurs too?

>> No.34843506

How does a Dragon deal with getting beat up and yeeted by the tail by a human girl?

>> No.34843512

>>34843484
Yes, but the machine needs to be stronger and more durable.

>> No.34843541

>>34843274
pretzels or doughnuts

>> No.34843566
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34843566

Vampire Mosquitoes cheat! Lifesteal on hit is totally unfair when you're a tank build! They won't stop bullying me!

>> No.34843602
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34843602

You never know if that nice girl you just met is actually a fox in disguise
Studies have shown that 95% of men who were tricked by foxes end up married to foxes.
Stay informed, stay safe.

>> No.34843617

>>34843602
Damn it! FOXED again!

>> No.34843630

>>34843602
Just trick them back into thinking they're actually cats.

>> No.34843648

What you think is a demon could just be a human woman with a silly hat

>> No.34843660
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34843660

>>34843602
The nice lady who lives in the forest isn't a fox, I'm sure.

>> No.34843688

>>34843648
Monsters do like to wear silly hats though, kind of a giveaway.

>> No.34843689

>>34843648
But the horns, ears, wings and tail!

>> No.34843717
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>>34843660
>>34843648
>silly hat
She just happens to have a bit of an interest in magic, is all! Nothing out of the ordinary with a common magic user's hat.

>> No.34843759

>>34843717
Reminder that there is absolutely wrong with being a dark mage's shota cumpump.

>> No.34843812
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Sing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTojZzKi9V8

>> No.34843820

>>34843163
>Sleeping sex
I didn't even know I had this fetish.

>> No.34843844

>>34840960
kissing on the forehead followed by a good hair ruffling

>> No.34843845
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>>34843812
My wife does!
but I unfortunately hate kpop

>> No.34843861

>>34843820
It's quite nice. I like to imagine my big wife rolling on top of me in her sleep, shaking her hips until my dick goes inside her, and then slowly cuddle fucking me all night.

>> No.34843877

>>34843845
What does she think about you hating her songs?

>> No.34843951

>>34843845
Just can't trust those strange liver-eating foxes.

>> No.34843975
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34843975

>>34843951
She is my liver.
that's a real idiom in the language I speak, aka she's very dear to me

>> No.34844153

>>34843975
What an odd idiom.

>> No.34844155

>>34843877
He should be fine, the kpop stuff isn't canon

>> No.34844324
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>>34844155
What is canon is how hard my dick gets seeing her in that outfit
But kpop shit is cringe and certainly not /jp/ appropriate so no worries I won't bombard you all with it

>> No.34844757

Which monster would be the best to care for physically disabled anons.

>> No.34844870

>>34844757
KIKI!

>> No.34844942
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>>34844757
Any kind of slime maid

>> No.34844971

>>34844942
slime exoskeleton would be cool, like a reverse night gaunt

>> No.34845170

>>34844757
Is it bad that I want to take care of physically disabled monsters?

>> No.34845237

>>34842566
That fox is for turning into a broodmother

>> No.34845319

>>34845237
B-But, Anon, she's too old to birth daughters!

>> No.34845346

>>34845319
Ripe for breeding you mean. Those wide hips are meant for something you know.

>> No.34845432

>>34840325
>Nacho momster

>> No.34845524

>>34845432
Like a slime made of cheese and chips?

>> No.34845549

>>34843812
yami wo kirisaku

>> No.34845591

>>34845432
>constantly talk to you like she's disappointed in you, but still encourages you to be better
>handweaves all your clothes herself
>is far more verbally venomous to anyone who talks shit about you than she is when she talks to you

>> No.34845967

>>34845591
Would still love

>> No.34846008
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34846008

>>34845524
Don't eat your mom.

>> No.34846026

were wolves are funky
MGE werewolf would be better if she couls shift between human and werewolf froms

>> No.34846056

>>34846026
>were wolves
They were, indeed, wolves.

>> No.34846065

>>34846008
What do you mean, i "ate" her last night.

>>