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>> No.34885231 [SPOILER] 
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>Go on a blind date
>She's was pretty shy and sweet when writing to each other so she's probably some kind of nerd like a cyclops or a kobold
>"Hey Anon, have you been waiting long?"

>> No.34885246

She must be really desperate to go on a blind date with me.

>> No.34885289
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>> No.34885290

I need more THICK monster girls.

>> No.34885336

>those fucking nipples
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.34885349

Eww tattoo.

>> No.34885364

Need to speedily breed raising to critial levels

>> No.34885373


>> No.34885387

anon you gay

>> No.34885421
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sweet lord I want to be completely broken by the biggest and strongest mamono

>> No.34885432

Overthirsty simps

>> No.34885464
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Are you really calling us thirsty in a monstergirl thread?

>> No.34885516

I wanna be adopted and raised by the biggest and strongest one to be their perfect sex slave

>> No.34885524


>> No.34885545

Me too, anon, me too.
After a long day of being used and abused I want to get pats from a hand bigger than my head

>> No.34885567

>t. tentacle lover

>> No.34885609

Tentacles need love too

>> No.34885614

Liking that disgusting shit is a sign of low iq or mental illness.

>> No.34885617

How can I ensure I am safe from yeti and bogeys? I will remain uncuddled!

>> No.34885658
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>> No.34885660

Live in a warm place and be content with your life.

>> No.34885689

u happy n warm, then u good

>> No.34885691
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Summertime soon.

>> No.34885733
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summerkiki now

>> No.34885765

Nice, is that new or is it old?

>> No.34885769

Such a demanding kiki. She won't be satisfied until she's gravid again.

>> No.34885779

is 6 hrs old got it from kcross twitter

>> No.34885817
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Peak female form

>> No.34885821

Would it be considered bad taste if instead of taking her out on a date, I took her to a love hotel for the weekend?

>> No.34885824

thx and that aint old

>> No.34885842

the picture isnt but the kiki is

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>> No.34885866

true but that only means she is more fertile

>> No.34885884

Well, she has a collar, so...

>> No.34885938

How do I get monster girls to stop assuming I'm flirting with them just because I'm being nice to them?

>> No.34885970

Someone needs to discipline this Wock's tentacles.

>> No.34885983

Were this my kiki, she'd always be pregnant or getting pregnant

>> No.34885994

>dark elf and amazoness duo
>everyone in school is scared of them
>you are eating your lunch in the classroom when you spot them walking towards you
>the dark elf dips her finger in and tastes your food
>That's pretty good, Anon. Your mom made that?
>E-eh, no, I made it myself.
>Their eyes go wide and they stand there completely still for a few seconds
>they take seats next to you and start asking you to make them something next time
>now they think you are the coolest guy in the class just because you can cook

>> No.34885996

but how is the million dollar question?

>> No.34886048
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>> No.34886050
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Why do we like foxes? They're just human girls with fuzzy ears and a bushy tail.

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>> No.34886064

wurm is best, better than the rest

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>> No.34886092

You've wooed the youkai.

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>> No.34886119

Are you implying human girls wouldn't be infinitely improved with fuzzy ears and bushy tails?

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Time to make more of them!

>> No.34886145
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What will happen if I call the MMS (Monster Maid Service) and ask for a couple of human maids?

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it just works

>> No.34886149

Well, they would, but why exactly?

>> No.34886157

they hang up on you thinking its a prank call

>> No.34886175

Peak dragon

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>> No.34886308
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>> No.34886314
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Make her gravid and round.

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>> No.34886361

Idea: Hydras will be a mix of lamia and slimes in that if you are particularly violent in sex the will split off into another lamia wife with a different or similar personality until you get a snake mating ball. Thoughts?

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That's a fox not a dog

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But she is a youkai.

>> No.34886397

Is it wrong to want to fuck your loli kiki maid?

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My bad.

>> No.34886414

It is not

>> No.34886425
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>Leave the gachafoxes to me

>> No.34886431

I thought you guys didn't like loli

>> No.34886443
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loli is the only thing i like

>> No.34886460

ravioli ravioli

>> No.34886462
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I don't, it doesn't mean nobody else does.

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>I brought her but she refused to stop clinging to me

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>> No.34886504

Those kind of panties on the left is what I'd expect a loli Salamander to wear as bikini armor.

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>> No.34886515

What about gunpla?

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sure, as long as you get in the van

>> No.34886555

>Loli automaton pops out of the van

>> No.34886556

Left > right, but left needs to lose the panties.

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Welcome to the Sabbath Spitoon, how tough are you?

>> No.34886586

nope, lolis won't lure me in. not even if I can get computer parts. I am smarter than that

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>> No.34886599

theres a 1000 year old hag in that van looking for love

>> No.34886610

I bet they were using it to mine crypto without underclocking so it's in shit condition now.

>> No.34886613

I don't know, I was always warned not to get into vehicles with strange baphos

>> No.34886628

If monstergirls are so great why is this the picture that makes me the hardest in the entire thread? Checkmate monsters.

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If you'd spent more than like, a day here, you'd know that's absolutely not the case.
I like loli AND big tiddy, for what it's worth.

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right here

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>> No.34886655

a hag is a hag, but would love the curves of one, but beggars can't be choosers

>> No.34886665
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Why are nuns so great?

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she has curves, they're on her head, but still there!

>> No.34886673

This seems like a bad idea but okay.

>> No.34886674

Is this what happens when a Kiki finally snaps?

>> No.34886693
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Reminder that fondling and molesting your maids every day for weeks on end with no release will result in inevitable impregnation.

>> No.34886734

How's it feel to be an Alp?

>> No.34886748
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>french kiss a skink
>your tongue gets stained blue

>> No.34886751

Poor Tentacle girls deserve better, they're actually cute and have a sweet personality

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>> No.34886767

That's a VERY good smile.

>> No.34886846

cause they're such a loose archetype you can apply whatever you want to them.
Heavily customizable outfits don't hurt either.

>> No.34886850

>When adventurer Anon retires and becomes a trader.
>Starts getting propositions from monster girls to escort his caravans.
>"Oh, I have drivers and am quite skilled at defending myself so I th-"
>The monster girl guild leader gives an almost primal growl as she says "But you are the merchant, YOu nEEd GuArds"

>> No.34886858

She is gonna stain your crotch blue.

>> No.34886873
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I need an Ice Queen to cling to me on a hot day

>> No.34887010

Where's queeno?

>> No.34887065
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The Wights are becoming too decadent.

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Underbite, y/n?

>> No.34887087

Thankfully she has been safely subdued.

>> No.34887100

>t. anon that got clawed for being slow in the head

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>> No.34887115

Depends on the girl.

>> No.34887151

She’s right you know, time is money as a merchant and you lose so much time beating up every bandit that would leave a guarded target alone.

>> No.34887153

I'm more about dat underboob yaknowhatimsayin

>> No.34887155

I have the image of a butler anon trying to act calm while she is doing all she can to piss him and make him punish her

>> No.34887192

Greenworm escorts spook off monsters with their eye patterns, just as long as you don't transport cabbage you're fine. Alternatively Giant Slug escorts are good too, as they keep bandits away with their goop. Don't try and put them together though, little green bug rivalries can be intense.

>> No.34887198

>Level 20 Fighter anon grumpily hiring some monster girl mercs while grumbling to his drivers that he 'could have handled whatever we came accross'

>> No.34887219

Not to mention that the giant slugs are able to equip better weapons and armor than the greenworms.

>> No.34887226

>level 1 salamander convinced you're a secret boss
I mean she's not wrong but it's going to be a long grind to unlock me.

>> No.34887255

It’s the practical solution, unless his whole plan was using himself as bait to get some orc or goblin wives

>> No.34887256

>Eager blue salamander keeps just gets even more convinced after you, bored of the fight dragging on too long, end it in a suitably impressive manner.
>Back at the tavern she's telling her friends about how you have to be some sort of secret warlord or evil mage.
>Meanwhile you're just relaxing at home after a long day of travil.

>> No.34887284

Probably more of the case that "I can oneshot anything we come across here, why do I have to pay?"

>> No.34887296

No, I was the only lv 999 adventurer and I don't think I need guards

>> No.34887298

im cumming

>> No.34887303
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It'll be quite the show when those salamanders get properly leveled up.

>> No.34887309

in where?

>> No.34887312

Pretty sure they can equip the same level gear. You just trade CON for CHA if you choose the worm route. For sure not optimal if you're travelling through a place with very unnerved bandits, but slugs have their own problems too. Can't travel through any sort of salt plains obviously, or any kind of desert would dry them out. There's good and bad with both really. Again, you could try hiring both, they probably cover each other's weaknesses well.

>> No.34887345

find me the largest and the most perverted monster that will do it for free, then you got yourself a deal

>> No.34887360

im cumming

>> No.34887375
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I sort of have a thing for this. Sexually.

>> No.34887378
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You have two options, Anon. Either play along with her submissive streak, or end up being a submissive streak on the floor.

>> No.34887379

>They've trained hard for a few years.
>Gotten high levels, are beefy and experts in weapons, ready to take on his 'fortress of solitude.'
>Are expecting to find some huge castle out in the wilds with lots of traps.
>Instead its just a modest manor in the 'good side' of town.
>He is in some comfy clothes as he gets letters from the mail harpy and gives the girls a wave.
>Aqua face x 4
They'd have their expectations shredded.

Well, the big problem is that greenworms...well....lack thumbs.

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Am I in the right place to discuss this monsterish girl?

>> No.34887386

I hate MGE because it infests all monstergirl discussion.

>> No.34887390

>Ara ara tier apsara bard riding next to Anon in very, VERY revealing clothes.

>> No.34887407
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As it should. Monstergirls are for loving.

>> No.34887420

Try /tg/
That's not true. You can go to twitter and find countless monster girl ocs who are nothing to do with mge and don't have the rules applied to them.

>> No.34887421

Elephant tusk blades and pikes. Boom. Also wrist crossbows can be usable with a bit of help from a repeater. Don't forget magical artefacts too. Something like an Iceborn Gauntlet would be very usable for a Greenworm. As far as armor goes, don't see why they wouldn't be able to wear anything a slug can.

>> No.34887422
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Cry about it on /tg/.

>> No.34887433

I just want to fuck whatever is preteen young and tight. Like a child but more accessories.

>> No.34887450

oh no

>> No.34887452

Shit art.

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>> No.34887476

>They'd have their expectations shredded.
> Instead its just a modest manor in the 'good side' of town.
That’s exactly where a secret warlord would live, where you would least expect it

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>> No.34887494

Shit art. Sucks so bad.

>> No.34887504

>He invites them in as they've done good work for him.
>They think it will either be an excellent scouting opportunity or an ingenious trap.
>Are all cagey as he just offers them snacks
>He's polite but its a bit awkward as they are basically molesting his home with their eyes.

They're going to have this conspiracy web going in their home about what evils he is supposedly wreaking.

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I want a wife.

>> No.34887510

Would you fuck the shit out of a 11yo female orc?

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Do you have a point or do you just want more 2hus?
If it's the latter I can gladly oblige.

>> No.34887530

>shaved the armpit mofu
but why

>> No.34887544

I would talk about the trinkets that I have on the wall and the different prototype weapons I might have been working on

>> No.34887556
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Cute Chengu.

>> No.34887562

Man, I just want to hang out with Chen and help her try to build her cat army.

>> No.34887572

>Gadgeteer Anon going on about what is basically a repeating rifle
>Salamanders are taking notes half in the event they face it, half because DAMN ITS COOL

God help you if you were working on a golem or automaton wafiu.

>> No.34887575

Just that he is a shit artist.

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Chen was built for hurtcore.

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>those fucking nipples
im finna chum

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Only meant to be a sheath for middle age man dick.

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More wolf tengu!

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I mean she'll step on your dick if you're into that, I suppose.

>> No.34887625

how do you know that, have you... made a visit in my ear?

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>> No.34887640

Where are her hot moms?

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>> No.34887643

What planet do you live on.

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>> No.34887653

I'm going to repeatedly get arrested by the wolf tengu patrols for trespassing just so I can see Momiji!

>> No.34887655

Fuck off.

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>> No.34887668

You talked about things you were making.
The chances of it not being a firearm of some sort was very low.

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>> No.34887681

Isn't Yukari also her mom?

>> No.34887682

Ok boys, you know the drill by this point.

>> No.34887688

Are we being raided

>> No.34887691

Someone's trying.

>> No.34887693
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>> No.34887711

It's the weekend.

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>> No.34887723

Someone’s just havin a giggle

>> No.34887728

not that, the secret living armor automaton hybrid I didn't show because I wanted to have a robot armor wife

>> No.34887741

Wash my car.

>> No.34887748
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If you didn't get it, it's not worth explaining the joke.

>> No.34887750

Look at the picture again.

>> No.34887759
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Been thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms

>> No.34887760

Again, if you're building things, its all the more likely that you'd go whole hog and build a waifu.

>> No.34887766

>Years in the future they are smug about stopping the evil by marrying him
>they immediately desmug when he says how proud he is of their children, following in their father’s footsteps

>> No.34887770

Excuse me is this an elf or a cow

>> No.34887781

>'Mommies! Daddy taught me how to flash kick!'

>> No.34887782
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Gonna secretly dose my kiki with aphrodisiacs to see how long it takes before she finally snaps and her monster instincts override her maid discipline.

>> No.34887786
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Love comes in many forms anon. There is nothing more pure than a mamanos love for human men. It's literally water and food to them.

>> No.34887807

I want to see a kiki with jubjub flu let loose

>> No.34887813

At least it wasn’t Psycho Crusher

>> No.34887827

>Different daughter in the back is learning to atomic buster a training dummy

>> No.34887828

>get dragged around the house by your kiki as she does chores with you dick clamped in her pussy

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>> No.34887853


>> No.34887859

We need a cow detector

>> No.34887866
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Wouldn't that have a lot of false positives though?

>> No.34887868

I know.
But, to me, it makes it feel oddly... Fake? I think that's the right word. If all monstergirls are programmed to love human men, is it really love? Love is a very special thing, and I feel MGE misses that mark entirely by literally programming the Mamono that way.

>> No.34887871
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Can you use it on my cow?

>> No.34887876

it's quite accurate

>> No.34887887

Cow mouse.

>> No.34887888

oh dear, you're serious.

>> No.34887891

that is a dead cow but a cow nonetheless

>> No.34887893

Break out the Cowculator

>> No.34887901

you're trying too hard to be epic, please don't

>> No.34887905

Its probably the one guy from /tg/.
Its his standard method of 'I hate MGE, it all feels fake'

>> No.34887906

But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho...! delightfully devilish, Cheshire

>> No.34887936

I'm not sure her boss is going to buy the story about the northern lights, not to mention her dad.

>> No.34887944
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That's part of the lore, are humans in the real world any different? Our programming commands us to love our partner through chemical reactions, sure it can be over ridden but it's a beneficial thing for all parties involved. The demon lord programmed them that way as to win a war without bloodshed and both the humans and mamano are happy with the outcome, though their is a flaw, with the offspring being only daughters, so that needs all of the demon lords attention to solve.

>> No.34887945
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>ara, you're cumming again? All I did was rub your thigh!
>my my, so eager to pew pew it all out for me! You're my favorite kind of toy, cum tank anon-san!

>> No.34887955

Goblin sluts drive me nuts.

>> No.34887972

>"Yeah, I get it, you've been referencing that one episode. You'll bring out the burgers, and they'll be from a fast food restaurant. Very epic."
>Cheshire brings out a covered platter
>anon opens it up
>chesh ass

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>> No.34887983

Literally yes. People ARE different from that

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Need more Momiji!

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>> No.34887991

Made for Malking

>> No.34887992

Think we will ever see another profile?

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Cope, Faggot

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>> No.34888018

If nothing unexpected happens to KC.

>> No.34888023
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Then quit looking for reality in a fantasy world about fucking mythological creatures.

>> No.34888025

Probably after the game gets released.

>> No.34888030

I'm not hopeful. KC is playing the horse game more than he seems to be developing his own game at this point.
I miss frequent profiles, I miss world guides being in the works, I miss when he hinted at more doujins after the Cheshire one. Patreon game dev was a poison chalice.

>> No.34888041

I'm not even trying to be realistic. I'm just going by the basic logic of what love is

>> No.34888043

>Game gets released
>KC immediately announces he's already working in a new one
>Half the thread jumps off a bridge

>> No.34888053

Hey, if the game is good, I'd be interested in sticking around to see what comes of it.

>> No.34888067

I really hope he dials the scope down to 10 girls because the time it's taken for the 2 in the demo has been agonizing. 30 seems like too many.

>> No.34888068

it's a lot of work but he seems to be enjoying himself. I ain't going to stress about it.

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You will be sucked

>> No.34888112
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>> No.34888114

>anon starts poking it with the steak knife

>> No.34888125
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Damn, look at those tendrils

>> No.34888138

Man, end boss monster girls sure are....surprising.

>> No.34888157
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>"I could be a final boss"
>"If I wanted to..."

>> No.34888161

Final boss of the donut box.

>> No.34888190

That would be Jabberfag’s wife.

>> No.34888213

>ywn help your waifu become a final boss
>ywn move into a castle with servants and minions
>ywn watch as your wife still continues to eat chips on her dark throne
If only...

>> No.34888253

Do I have to press the XXX and the YYY?

>> No.34888259

Nothing like some homemade steamed ass.

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C'mon Anon! Now that Biden and Harris have been shot and the democratic party imploded, life will good again.

>> No.34888317

Remember to warm up your local jiangshi

>> No.34888336
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There seems to be a lot of overlap between traditional elven and angelic attire

>> No.34888354


If Lost World had come out years earlier, that would've been ideal, specifically before I got back into Fate. Don't really have time for more than one mobage.

I don't even know anything about Lost World, I just like Touhou.

>> No.34888374

Wow that's rude

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That boat should watch her back.

>> No.34888406

At least post one that's a monster girl

>> No.34888410
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I love JubJubs!

>> No.34888411
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I want to reproduce with foxes

>> No.34888416

I wonder what sort of nefarious items they keep in their heart pouches

>> No.34888422

handcuffs so you won't leave them (not that i would either way.)

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>> No.34888453

Vials of manticore and apophis venom, enhanced with a Wonderland twist.

>> No.34888476
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I can't get off unless the claw marks on my back draw blood. Once you go cat, that's that.

>> No.34888478

sounds like fun :D

>> No.34888484

actual hearts

>> No.34888508
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I wanna be kidnapped and used as the breeding stud for a tribe of orcs

>> No.34888509
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I am going to fill my bloodline with fox genes

>> No.34888521

>apophis venom, enhanced with a Wonderland twist.
What happens if a pharaoh gets hit with that?

>> No.34888539
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>trusting *ngels

>> No.34888542

I feel like the main reason why i love the jub jub is because they are soft and supposedly comfy to hold, which is influenced by my sleep deprivation.

>> No.34888554

Just get a weresheep and trade that for awake-deprivation.

>> No.34888585
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At least no one here is dumb enough to fuck a cactus

>> No.34888587

No angel born in hell could break that satan spell.

>> No.34888597

I trust angels implicitly and do everything they tell me to. Angels are pure embodiments of light and goodness, they know best and must be followed.

>> No.34888608

So is no one going to say anything or we just ignoring it?

>> No.34888619

very tempting since i love sheep girls.

>> No.34888624

It’s also true

>> No.34888629

Anon, you know what to do by this point.
Just do it and wait for someone to get off their ass.

>> No.34888645

that's all well and good, but soon they'll try to get you to sin on purpose so that they can whisk you away for punishment
>Anon is just living his life, sin free
>just like how the angels taught him
>his guardian angel is both proud and frustrated at his lack of sin
>can only pout and poke him while saying "Come on, sin already"

>> No.34888651

That sounds like demon behavior.

>> No.34888658

C’mon anon they can use this in their favor and reward such a virtuous person with sex. And if he politely declines reward the humility by doubling the senten- reward

>> No.34888660

happy fren

>> No.34888666
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Sounds like you are insulting an angel.

>> No.34888671


>> No.34888687

>t. Satan

>> No.34888688
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Yeah. A fallen one, judging by those digits.

>> No.34888699

hi lucy, what's governing hell like?

>> No.34888703

The morningstar sure seems horny this sunday

>> No.34888704

A just punishment. It is kind of funny that even though the Demon Lord tried to turn monsters into perfect waifus, she failed to match the majesty and grace of a righteous angel.

>> No.34888716

as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

>> No.34888734
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>horny fallen angels and demons shitposting
>go check youtube
>this ad
Wh-What’s going on

>> No.34888741
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If a bicorn built a harem for you based on your browsing history what would it look like?

>> No.34888758

No you heathens, I am NOT a fallen angel. There is no way to type while the flames melt this keyboard.

>> No.34888767
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They're onto you.

>> No.34888768

what about them digits tho?

>> No.34888774

>studying caterpillars for uni
oh shit

>> No.34888789

I hope you're well stocked on lettuce

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>> No.34888830
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Demonspawn are a lot more friendly and approachable than the heavenly host

>> No.34888834

Do not feed the troll, unless she has flowers in her hair

>> No.34888836

I want to trick three Valkyries into believing I'm a hero, then slowly brainwash them while they sleep until one's wings turn black, making the other two jealous and eager to fall.

>> No.34888852

Cause fire is the Devil's only friend

>> No.34888855
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Are nuns turned into monsters better or are monsters turned into nuns better?

>> No.34888872

angels and demons are shit, they always want you to do something, Wurms don't. They just wanna be happy with you

>> No.34888878

I like them human

>> No.34888881

wurm religion is best religion

>> No.34888889

why do you inject yourself into every single goddamn discussion on this thread.

>> No.34888892

>crows being funny
>Gold Ship
That is a very diverse group of NEETs all led by an excitable autist

>> No.34888894

each is fine

>> No.34888903


>> No.34888913

If she goes off of monstergirl-relevant history
>Fox and wolfgirls
>A kikimora
>A Cursed weapon of some type
>A Dark Lady of no species in particular; lilim, dark mage, or maybe just a really intense Inari to lead the whole mad thing and play the Dom role towards me
If she goes off my more general search history subjects
>still foxgirls
>but also Wights, Dark Mages, Elementals, a Demon or two, a handful of Familiars, and probably at least one Devil

>> No.34888915
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Angels are just trying to set (You) in the right path

>> No.34888921

angels seem very confused about the human valuation of sex

>> No.34888926

but I find angels boring tho

>> No.34888927
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If you want to get technical, boatsluts and other anthropomophizations could be considered Tsukumogami.

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Thanks but I'm good.

>> No.34888932

let's be real, most of the AL girls are mamano at heart to begin with anyway

>> No.34888937

only to mindbreak and drain you

>> No.34888941
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Sorry I'm more interested into being dragged to hell

>> No.34888942
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Buy your girl a disappearing swimsuit, it'll be a blast, get one now at your local CheshMart.

>> No.34888967
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So I learned recently that this is actually somebody's vtuber avatar

>> No.34888969

Good more angels for me (not that I would ever have more than one as polyamory is a sin).

>> No.34888970
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These don't get old.

>> No.34888976

anon putting two little gomes over her nipples isn't going to make sfw when her tits are covered in sploodge

>> No.34888982

She just spilled her cup of yogurt Anon

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Did we ever get more profiles of different humans?

>> No.34888998

good 4 u cause I love sinning

>> No.34889023

Sure but angels mindbreak too, even if they try to glamorize it with a little zeal.

>> No.34889032

is there one for the gym bro

>> No.34889035

First time i see this

>> No.34889036

>Polyamory is a sin
Be fruitful and multiply. You denying angels your seed, refusing to impregnate their holy wombs, just means your seed is potentially being wasted in your already pregnant angel wife is a sin perishable by 10,000 years of repentance which entails being ridden by your wife and her closest friends

>> No.34889045


I don't have them, but I'm guessing since she has pink hair that Hildr is the one most likely to be dtf.

>> No.34889051

Fuck you're right.

>> No.34889064

get to it then, angel lover boy

>> No.34889070

Pretty sure polyamory wasn’t a sin in biblical times. Hell it probably isn’t a sin at all. Wasn’t it normal for people to have 4 wives back then.

>> No.34889092

Cupid and Valkyrie are canonically fine with sharing
Angel Troopers even call their friends to join in
Eden just clones herself a ton of times

Angels simply have no provlem with polyamory

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>fox momster always lets her adopted son play and sleep in her tails
>it's all part of her plan to get him addicted to her mofu so he'll inevitably want to marry her
Truly the treachery of foxes knows no bounds.

>> No.34889112

it wasnt, because of biological reasons, species that have a lot of children per coupling tend to be monogamous, if the number of children is really low harems forms

>> No.34889123

Well they know better than me so if they're okay with it I'm good.

>> No.34889128

I want a momster

>> No.34889132

The art is cute but I looked up the vtuber's twitter profile
Gay trans yeti cryptid. Streams bad retro anime & licensed games (she/her)(30+)
I no longer wish to know of this yeti

>> No.34889133


>> No.34889134
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Lucky for you, they are readily available.

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>> No.34889146

Wurms aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

>> No.34889156

The sad truth...
Fellas, you've got to buy the most exquisite luxury bed you can find to put in your dragon's hoard, even if she would never admit that she's uncomfy on her gold pile.

>> No.34889162

How much to buy?

>> No.34889166

Eh, I'm not bothered enough by it personally. The art is cute. It looks close enough to an MGE yeti to not bug me.

>> No.34889177

what'd you expect? you got to start appreciating when the quest for knowledge isn't worth it.

>> No.34889180

How much do you want to bet the faggot that used """"her"""" as the OP picture knew?

>> No.34889183

>Implying dragons don't sleep on a bed of creeping coin goo

>> No.34889191


I remember making a character with a weakness to every fetish. Fun times.

>> No.34889195

It'll cost you your hand in marriage.

>> No.34889197

what? is this a game?

>> No.34889204


Monster Girl Dreams or something. Think it's in alpha still but it's cute.

>> No.34889208

I think the price is worth it.

>> No.34889229


>> No.34889233

just that? I can do that easy

>> No.34889241

No, even in societies where it wasn't taboo, it was only for the rich/nobility, average person can't support multiple women and their children

>> No.34889243

Your hand is already angel propriety. Including and specially the ring finger. Don’t.

>> No.34889252

She hasn't approached me about it though

>> No.34889261

do they have angel mommies then?

>> No.34889264

Sorry, this hand is being spent for momsters. Unless they're handing out angel mommies, I don't care.

>> No.34889275

>get dragon wife a new bed
>years of spinal contortion are undone in one night
>wake up after her
>she's already made breakfast
>no grumbling, no surly comments, no wincing as she sips her coffee
>full of energy and vigor
>tells you she's going to terrorize the human village up the way after breakfast
>what have you wrought upon this world...

>> No.34889281
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STOP lusting after your parental figures you dirty freaks.

>> No.34889282

cactus alraune when

>> No.34889286

that's when you grip her tail tip and rub

>> No.34889292

What about my little sister figure?

>> No.34889305

thanks for the compliment

>> No.34889309
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I'm not lusting after parental figures, just lusting after thick mom bod monsters

>> No.34889328


>> No.34889339

There's no problem with that MILF bodies are hot, but the word "Momster" has the connotation of adopted monster mother that you fuck and adopted or not, mother-son incest that still rubs me the wrong way.

>> No.34889353

>He doesn't want to go back into the place he came out of and fill it full of daughtersisters

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Don't worry, your next week will be productive, she's sure of it!

>> No.34889416

thanks drawfairy

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>> No.34889433

So the girl was a nun before getting Pslimed, and converted the Pslime into a follower as well?

>> No.34889452

Stop taking my knife you demon fuck

>> No.34889459
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a clockwork little sister can be provided

>> No.34889469

>she freezes in place
>spin my key please nii-chan
>wind her back up
>gives you a hug

>> No.34889473
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An extremely powerful wizard appears in front of you, and gives you the option to finally transport you to a world filled with monstergirls. However, before he does so you'll be teleported to a pocket dimension where you will have to live for an unknown amount of years before he finally fulfills his part of the agreement and sends you to your favorite mg setting. If you accept, these are the conditions:

>You have to choose 3 to 10 monstergirls to accompany you, they can be from any species you want, including those not on KC's guides (green orc, phoenix, for example) and you can repeat the species as many times as you want to the point of having 10 monsters from the same species

>The pocket dimension will have the size of the Greater Tokyo Area

>There won't be any traces of civilization or technology in the pocket dimension, only wilderness, but you can choose how the environment will look like

>The only exception to the former rule is a place located roughly in the middle of the pocket dimension, where you and your companions will find shelter

>This shelter will look differently depending on your monster choices (for example if you choose to have a harem of dark priestesses, it could take the form of a church or convent)

If you accept, tell me. What monsters did you take with you? What does your shelter look like? And the rest of the pocket dimension? What will you do in it? Be as original as you want.

>> No.34889483

kill yourself warhammerfaggot

>> No.34889486

He’s going to end up marrying some younger(hag) fox

>> No.34889496

Human girl nun converted into a monster nun.

>> No.34889508

Never stop posting this

>> No.34889523

Portals when?

>> No.34889532

keep up the good work

>> No.34889554

Pharaoh, apophis, anubis. Desert kingdom. I pretend to take both sides of the conflict promising to help the pharaoh only to sabotage her and doing the same to the apophis, anubis is only around to record the thing so we can sell the stories of hijinks as a best seller

>> No.34889558

Its time for us to bring civilization to the orcs.

>> No.34889576

>reddit spacing

>> No.34889610
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Already done. Next

>> No.34889624

Those are some weird, zipangu orcs.

>> No.34889635

Why do that when I could just take a H'orc and a P'orc home with me?

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>> No.34889653

July 28.

>> No.34889656

Because now you still have their cousins out in the wild causing trouble and raiding!
We have to fix it once and for all by introducing them to society

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>> No.34889744

The main problem is that you're trying to force society onto a group of monsters that already have an form of society. Trying to force a human vision of society in their own territory would only cause pushback and loads of trouble. It's a lot easier to just assimilate them by taking some home and turning them into your loving wives.

>> No.34889745
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What if I brought the orcs to civilization instead? Like that shiny order city down the road.

>> No.34889764

Oh, there's going to be pushback and loads, alright.

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>> No.34889768

I mean, the easiest method if you're talking that route is just to conquer them and 'enslave' them.
Give them to the tanuki markets to deal with and then just merge them into society that way instead.

Then you have her drooling at a fish stall where a very worried looking fishmonger will be.

>> No.34889801

I find interesting how quickly domesticated pigs can return to resembling boars once out of captivity.

>> No.34889806

I just wanna grill with my monster girl neighbors for chirsts sake, not try and mess with orcs

>> No.34889823

When you think of it like that, bringing society to the orcs does sound pretty good.

>> No.34889869

Its why you want to keep an eye on you daughterus lest they too turn wild,

>> No.34889870

What is the appeal of centaurs?

>> No.34889894

Big tits?

>> No.34889907

I thought that was more of a cow thing.

>> No.34889910

Proud, knightly wives for turning into your personal breeding mare

>> No.34889917

2 wombs

>> No.34889934

I dont know aside from H O R S E P U S S Y

>> No.34889950
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Huge boobs
Horse pussy

>> No.34889978

Centaurs have a tendency for massive tits comparable to those of cows to help balance out the horse half.
That and it goes well with their personalities.

>> No.34890004


I don't know, but I'd fuck the MGE Bicorn. Not even a fan of harems, she's just sexy.

>> No.34890006

Is it bad if you draw lewds of your drawfairy? Is it bad to show them to her?

>> No.34890013

I'm not a fan normally but a whitehorn could persuade me.

>> No.34890023

She would be very happy, and hell in fact would pose for you anyway you want

>> No.34890037

I saw the picture posted in an earlier thread and didn't give it much thought.

>> No.34890045

I'm not that much of a drinker but still really like Satyros because they're Goat(adult).

>> No.34890070
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I like small goats that are big where it matters.

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I wanna hellenize a pharaoh

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You wouldn't miss a training session, would you?

>> No.34890113
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>I'll keep my eyes on you, fuckboy.

>> No.34890118

goats are great, sheep are pretty good too. A man could get lost in those rectangle eyes.

>> No.34890120

I aint, and just about to do leg day

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>> No.34890129

I-I already did my reps! I swear!

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>> No.34890168

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare to help your evil mistress with the most important of quandaries.
Picking a theme for her minion and fortress.

A pharaoh going with an Egyptian theme is sooooo cliche.

>> No.34890207

we live in a fortress it was settled pretty quickly since we needed walls and room and its pretty stylish

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>Upstairs neighbors blasting rock music and sounds like a herd of holsts having a DDR party

>> No.34890229

that's when you bang on the ceiling with your broom to quiet them

>> No.34890240

yes but what kind?
Ominous, looming walls of blackened iron?
Stone walls that are crude but imposing?
Perhaps enhanced ice or alchemical wood?

>> No.34890257
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I want to brand a Swordswomen with a mark that turns her lewder and lewder until she monsterizes.

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I think I am gonna go up and knock on their door and ask them to keep it down. Surely nothing bad will happen right?

>> No.34890260

wood logs and spikes, i like the rustic style that wood provides. metal is inefficient for defensive buildings because its too flexible

>> No.34890274

Sounds like your wife has a real woodsy look to her evil.
A dryad or druid of some kind?

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that's why we'll set up our lair in a tundra! no one has ever thought of that

>> No.34890286

dragon zombie, but wood is just a very useful building material

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Worship the Snowubis!

>> No.34890295

Adult goats are top tier. If you're not comfortable with the drinking, you could try to compromise with only drinking during meals or after a long breeding session.

>> No.34890307

It will be interesting if nothing else.
Who would expect a pyramid so far north?

She probably has more....painful memories of secure fortresses.

>> No.34890313

We're wanderers, so I only need to make sure I match her.

>> No.34890320

You're gonna need a bigger gun, little lady.

>> No.34890327

What if she's a low level evil that can only afford a studio apartment and three goblins?

>> No.34890328

What about armor that fits so tightly that it requires lubrication to get on? Slugs can do that ez.

>> No.34890343

...What sort of décor are you thinking of in the apartment?

>> No.34890355

Can she atleast afford an evil lair sign for your front door?

>> No.34890370

A single folding chair (her throne), and maybe a tv to keep informed of those pesky heroes.
Does a "beware of dogs" doormat count?

>> No.34890398

nah, secure fortresses just make her more curious of on how to break in, melting the walls with acid is her favorite

>> No.34890400

>no "beware of goblins" doormat
You better dress your goblins up as dogs than. Your wife is evil, but certainly not a liar

>> No.34890430

Well when was the last time you went to the store and saw "beware of goblins" mats? We don't have the budget for dog costumes. Hell, we can't even pay the goblins. She had to promise them some of my semen as payment and give them the energy to eventually fight off heroes. She still insists on getting most of it though, since she's the boss.

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In order to solve those issues, you need to rob someone. Since your evil levels are low, here is starter challenge for you

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Is presenting a bound and gagged pharaoh to an apophis a good marriage proposal or would that take out all the fun of capturing the pharaoh herself?

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I like to think she'll get upset with you and go on a rant about how you're ruining the thrill of the hunt, the sense of accomplishment, etc. All the while you can only look down sheepishly at being scolded while the pharaoh is just wondering what the hell is going on

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>shitposting on 4monster
>somebody posts your full name and address

>> No.34890643

>somebody threatens to dox me on 4monster
>I post my name and address first to avoid giving them the satisfaction
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

>> No.34890644

And that's why you should only make fun of vampires since they can't enter without permission regardless.

>> No.34890664 [DELETED] 

>Retired biker gang leader, over time all the members got married and went their separate ways
>Slept in cheap motels during her prime villain years and now she shares a bed with me in my house
>Most evil thing she's done recently is leave without paying the bill at a diner because the coffee was bad
I guess the theme could just be your standard "town the middle of nowhere" acoustic guitar, harmonica, and maybe violin song. I don't know if she really needs a villain theme song at this point but I guess it would be good to have one on hand for the daughters to inherit.

>> No.34890711

I'll make sure to reply with my preferences in species and that I may consider a harem if there are multiple girls set on marrying me

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>> No.34890779

>evil wife goes up to her with the intention of robbery
>comes back with a new manager
>you'll need a bigger apartment if this keeps up

>> No.34890784

>didn't read 4monster's captcha terms of service
>not knowing it specifically requires your implied permission to enter your domicile to all 4monster gold users

>> No.34890794

>Most evil thing she's done recently is leave without paying the bill at a diner because the coffee was bad
I am going to beat her to second death

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I need to know how kikis keep up with their maid duties while heavily pregnant.

>> No.34890824

Caffeine and adderrall

>> No.34890833

Fuck it. I'll still bully vampires. Haughty monsters need to be knocked down a peg by commoner human boys.

>> No.34890863

Nah, just will shitpost bout what I want and say it is bad, shit post some more and profit. Reverse psychology or something

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>be targeted by incompetant kunoichi
>her big boobs and ass always give away her position when she's hiding
>sometimes you find her looking for you and manage to sneak up on her instead
>if you startle her, she'll fumble one of her smoke bombs and cause it to go off
>when the smoke clears, she's usually in some embarrassing pose
>can't even assassinate you in your sleep right
>she'll often crawl into your bed, only to immediately get drowsy and fall asleep right next to you
Well, at least things are never boring with her around.

>> No.34890956

She is good for one thing, guess

>> No.34891015

A living daki?

>> No.34891043

Maybe, maybe not. mabye ya had a....

>> No.34891047
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The best living dakis are the ones that are tied up.

>> No.34891069

What do I do to get abducted by those white vans to star in unruly boy displinced by the old hags 3

>> No.34891141

cry, it sets off their maternal instincts

>> No.34891187

Start shit talking authority or the old generation

>> No.34891198

Time to train with a Demon of Wrath!

>> No.34891207

Dummy thicc Kunoichi are an embarrassment to their clan!

>> No.34891288
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Mama Bear.

>> No.34891370

lipstick marks and hickies are the best

>> No.34891376

That's a damn fine isekai all by itself
9x foxgirls and an Undine
Old shrine built around the undine's magic spring, in a temperate forest region. The spring feeds a creek running a while through the woods, to a small lake.
>What will you do in it?
It took me a while to piece together what happened. Apparently I fell from the sky, right into the Undine's central pool- splashing down without injury. The bump on my head came when the elemental, in quite a shock at the sudden intrusion, tossed me roughly onto the stones. Or, that's what the pretty young women I woke up to told me. Still haven't met the Undine yet, apparently she is quite shy.
I spend my time helping maintain the shrine, gathering firewood, mostly. I never see them tending to the small gardens that grow around the shrine's periphery; apparently they are mostly managed by magick.
Two weeks in they agree to start teaching me bow and arrow, to hunt the elk-like creatures I see from time to time.
It was all of summer and fall before I realized I had NOT, in fact, been scammed out of my promised foxgirl harem- but I should, perhaps, have been more specific. Only with winter's shortened days, and the urges that come with them, did they finally reveal their spirited nature- and tell me the story of how THEY came to reside in this strange bubble-world, some years ago. Their matron Inari had married, and left the shrine behind to follow her adventuresome mate; bereft and lonely, they begged a wandering magus to aid them in finding love for themselves.
I spend a few years living a quietly pastoral life. My time is divided between shrine maintenance, hunting, hiking around and exploring the woods- and spending evenings and nights entangled with my lovers.
One day, they inform me they want to perform a new and different ritual observance, one they would need my, ah, participation in- the oldest among them feels ready to 'ascend' to her long-promised foxhood.
The orgies that follow our success distracts us, for nearly a week, from the sudden re-appearance of the rest of their world outside the bubble.

>> No.34891394

It annoys me that people use the art and designs of MGE monster girls for their non-MGE dryfishing MG projects. They need use other designs that fit better.

>> No.34891430

Friendly reminder that real niggas fuck their daughterus every night before bedtime.

>> No.34891459

That conflicts with my aspiration to make lame dad jokes and embarrass her in front of her friends.

>> No.34891475

I deffo like the idea of a hive-wife/multiple versions with different variations on personality.

>> No.34891517
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You ain't lived until you've fisted a centaur's pussy all the way up to your shoulder

>> No.34891546

Nah, i am good m8

>> No.34891551

>Anon posting about the DQ (Danuki Question)

Oy Vey, how very antiprocyonetic of you, boyim

>> No.34891567
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I thought DQ stood for Dairy Queen.

>> No.34891648

I want to get bear hugged.

>> No.34891657
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Embarrass monsters.

>> No.34891686

Mmmm, what an absolute Dairy Truck. You think if she did aerobics in an Ice Queen's palace she'd lactate frozen yogurt that night?

>> No.34891693

Extra thick Holst-based ice cream. They even do that thing where they tip the cup upside-down.

>> No.34891752

What sounds more interesting as a story concept:
>Apophis Venom Farming Slice of Life
>An angel that's more lewd than a lilim but keeps running into situations where people think she's seiso despite having just been lewd

>> No.34891766

Built for vore

>> No.34891788

Apophis farming sounds kinda hot.

>> No.34891809

Yes, but what she doesn't know is that I've set up every room in the house with UV lamps to weaken her. Her dhampir daughters will have to tell me to stop bullying her.

>> No.34891814

Defeat the ancient evil, bind them up and use them as dakis to repent for their crimes.

>> No.34891852

Gonna force her to have a happy normal life as the mother of our many children. That'll teach her a lesson. There'll never be a moment where she isn't pregnant.

>> No.34891863

>There'll never be a moment where she isn't pregnant.
Anon, you're getting the ancient evil Echidna really horny now.

>> No.34891878

We'll see how horny she is when her evil, dusty old womb is getting flooded by the young, virile seed of justice!

>> No.34891899
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Even the smallest actions can have a man winding up married with kids.

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>A decadent aristocrat whose hobby is bondage. In a state where you can't resist
>Her spirit arms are still free so if you're too impatient or mean you will get milked

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>> No.34891933

Shouldn't she have the resources to get bonds that supress her spirit arms?

>> No.34891945

Fool that you are, for you have played right into her trap. She's now going to use your strong seed to breed an army of unstoppable monster girls. But she doesn't want you to tiered, so she better cook some food for you every day. And the kids needs to be loyal to her, so she should show them unconditional love. And their mental state must be in perfect condition, so she must show how much she loves you and make sure you're a good fatherly love model for them. And she also needs to blend if with the community so nobody would suspect her, so she's going to take up some volunteer work to help out. And the kids also needs a good education and needs future lackeys, so send them to a nice public school to make friends.

The perfect evil plan, but she'll think more about that tomorrow, she's gonna watch some TV show with her husband before they make another baby. For evil reasons.

>> No.34891956

What if there was a workers revaluation and they just ended up marrying the aristocrats?

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Come to the desert.

>> No.34891977

The fiend! How could I not have realized that the thing she called a "wedding ceremony" where she invited all of our family and minions was actually a ritual to bind me to her forever? How could I repeatedly let her trick me into trying to impregnate her with twins, triplets, or even quadruplets? It was all to speed up the raising of her army!

>> No.34891978

Ayy Lmaos

>> No.34891983
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Only if there are Hathor priestesses.

>> No.34891998

Why would there not be?
Just be careful; where there’s a Hathor shrine, there’s also cats of Bastet looking to get at the milk, and they’ll pounce you if you leave your guard down.

>> No.34892015

She probably makes her spirit arms invisible to her future victims before revealing them as they get too close

>> No.34892022

I know they're jealous of the priestesses' large milk tanks, but they can't be hanging around looking to swipe some milk to make their own itty bitty kitty titties bigger.

>> No.34892041

That sounds like a challenge

>> No.34892053

If they keep trying to come into the temple, I'm gonna start lining the perimeter with bottles of water. That oughta keep them away.

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Plenty of them are well into Fat Cat Tats territory, they just dip into the milk out of habit/preference.

>> No.34892182

That's a big cat to boy size ratio.

>> No.34892261
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>You're gonna be a hero, aren't you excited Anon?

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>> No.34892353

I just wanna play some god damn video games.

>> No.34892401

Would a Valkyrie approve of a man saving a kingdom in a video game?

>> No.34892477

Depends on how horny she is and just waiting to give him a victory-blowjob.

>> No.34892598

If a Viltrumite impregnated a mamona, would superior Viltrumite genes be able to overpower the mamono mana and produce a male child?

>> No.34892649

Magic > genetics
Mamanomana too stronk.

>> No.34892791

Better question
What monster you make the TV version of amber better?

>> No.34892820

Succubus, because that's basically what she already is!

>> No.34892874
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>You know what fairies love the most? This... Ehehehe

>> No.34892907
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How many daughters can a monster's womb hold at a time? I need to know.

>> No.34892922

You know would be wholesome but worrying?
Waking up to being cuddled by a minotaur
No sex, just waking up in her arms and leaving you confused how you got like that

>> No.34892923

how many can you put in her womb?

>> No.34892937

As many as she can hold.

>> No.34893260

>4monster gold
She's getting bullied if she enters my house, what kind of mamono buys 4monster gold?

>> No.34893364

Okay, I just logged in. What the hell happened this time and what was posted?

>> No.34893418
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Guys tell me if this is weird:

My city's constructing a great tower as basically a flex. And one day some stranger of a man came to our city and offered that he can complete the rest of the tower in just a day if in return he adds some bell as a dedication to his culture's god. And lo and behold, the next morning the tower is complete with that bell. But just this last night, the bell from the completed tower started going- BONG GONG BONG!!!

Basically, the bell from that stranger rang lowly then super loud for thirteen times and now there's news that Mouse Mamono have been spotted around at night. Surely this is fake news and bullshit, right?

>> No.34893479

>An older Order Paladin or Order Priest looks down at the corrupted Hero
>the Corrupted Hero mutters lovingly: "A family. I will have a family of monster daughters, still human sons, and so many grand kids and relatives..."

>> No.34893661
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Pet the cute Kobold. Pet her now!

>> No.34893662

Remember to teach your hellhound kids that rape is bad.
She needs to ask him if she can rape him, and if he says no than she can claim she's being discriminated against and rape him. Just like the demon lord intended.

>> No.34893667

Lol, get deleted.

>> No.34893671

>>she'll often crawl into your bed, only to immediately get drowsy and fall asleep right next to you
Free daki though. Very gropeable too

>> No.34893688

So guys actually can't get "real" raped in MGE? How do savagely ruthless rapist monster girls know not to rape a guy that's completely not into her?

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>> No.34893726

>How do savagely ruthless rapist monster girls know not to rape a guy that's completely not into her?
They can tell when a guy isn't into them, as such they're not gonna fuck him since he's not a suitable mate, and therefor he doesn't get raped.

>> No.34893732

Onahole wife!

>> No.34894028

Why do my hag-o-meter that I bought from a gremlin keep going off near my demon childhood friend?

>> No.34894041

>So guys actually can't get "real" raped in MGE?
They can, and they do. But the real rape turns into loving sex since no man can resist the charm of monster girls.

Monster girls aside. What if I told you that IRL, a total 10/10 girl, virgin, practically super model like looks, was gonna fuck you whether you liked it or not? Nearly every single straight man in existence would be more than happy to oblige.
Now add the monster girl factor of being experts at sex and having magical charm and mamono mana. For the few that'd resist, the pleasure would be so much that they'd come around and enjoy it very quickly.

>> No.34894091

Genki shogstack healing her war veteran mastah

>> No.34894114
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spats and tanktop under summerdress
I crave it

>> No.34894222

I feel your pain

>> No.34894284

>What if I told you that IRL, a total 10/10 girl, virgin, practically super model like looks, was gonna fuck you whether you liked it or not?
Be extremely suspicious of her motives.

>> No.34894472

Nothing under summerdress
And the careless lolimander sometimes lifts it with her tail a bit too much

>> No.34894615

What if he was already in love and dead set on finding a different type of girl?

>> No.34894634

they wholeheartedly support him in his endeavor. seriously.

>> No.34894643

Lolimanders are voted the most likely to get impregnated.

>> No.34894854
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>> No.34895068

what if I tell a succubus that's trying to seduce me I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy?

>> No.34895130

Instead of getting fucked, you will get cuddled fucked

>> No.34895158


>Guy playing through final boss of Final Phantasy™ XXIII
>Keeps getting smashed by the Dark Marlboro Lord's™ Super Attack in phase II
>Nervous, horny Valkyrie is rubbing herself and moaning encouragements, she can hardly wait to reward her hero for saving the day
>he keeps dying on purpose because he likes how desperate she gets when he finally wins

>> No.34895211

>harem of 9 foxum
Anon what the fuck are you doing

>> No.34895230

I like modern day valks setting their sights very low for any act of heroism.

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I really like this artists proportions.

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>> No.34895432

>one of them makes the shota trip before another pounces on him
what a dangerous forest

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>wanna see how it works?

>> No.34895521

Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.

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How do I properly give headpats to all three Kamaitachi with only two hands?

>> No.34895791

Those girls have probably never seen an adult man before.

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>> No.34895910

Those lizardgirl/lamia/harpy delinquents better leave the phlegmatic manti-chan alone. If only they weren't total hoes.

>> No.34895978

How do i get a third hand?

>> No.34896049


>> No.34896106
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>Anon, did you REALLY just get a boner from seeing two animals mate in a documentary? You perv

>> No.34896120

>I got a boner from you, not the animals!

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>> No.34896181

Fun fact: Potion is actually pronounce po-tee-on not po-shun

>> No.34896199

>demon keeps bullying you by teleporting in and casting arousal spells while you're doing mundane things and then mocking you about it
>you're grilling some burgers?
>taking out the trash?
>folding your laundry?
>oh you better believe that's a boner

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>> No.34896232

>But that's us. How did they get that footage!?

>> No.34896243

What MG would be most protective of her healslut husband?

>> No.34896254

>grabs your arm from behind to show you "how to grill properly" while she presses her breasts into your back
>when you turn around after throwing out the trash she kabedons you then presses her thigh against your groin
>sneaks her lingerie into your laundry
Truly cunning creatures, demons

>> No.34896257

So lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel, baby

>> No.34896272

God that body type is the best like holy shit.

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Monkey in the wild does not masturbate, but monkey in captivity does. Curious

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>> No.34896288

I know, right. Plump in all the right place

>> No.34896330

Hmm, so If I go to the zoo, I can see the Kakuens schlickin, ey?

>> No.34896337

You can not want something you like and enjoy.

>> No.34896340

>anon gets ready to take a shower
>he takes a deep breath and braces himself for the demon to be in there
>throws the curtain open, ready to tell her to get out of his house again
>she's not there
>anon lets out a sigh of relief and steps under the warm water
>the demon walks in too, right behind him

>> No.34896373

Thats it, Its time for miss demon to meet mister dick

>> No.34896441

Ah yes, the “blender” build.

>> No.34896446

I like that monster girls rape but i don’t enjoy the guranteed happy ending, if theres no chance for a monster to face repercussions then it starts to feel like a hopeless dystopian setting where your constantly getting mind controlled by charms pheremones and DE to feeling happy. I want to keep my negative emotions.

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Man, this is a tough choice. Too many nice big girls who would make good tanks...

>> No.34896500
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Just imagine yourself in 2hu or something then.

>> No.34896509
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>Based Mongoose

I wonder if Monstergirls have a thing for religious guys...

>> No.34896572

Getting railed by a Paladin in full plate is among the top 5 fetishes for most monsters

>> No.34896586

Depends on the religion probably, worshiping the CG is probably a turn off

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Poison and healing are two sides of the same coin, deeply intertwined. The vilification of snakes by the ((modern church)) was entirely by ((their)) design. Simply because Satan assumed the form of a serpent once. Yet he also wears the flesh of man, does he not?

What I am saying, at the end of the day, is fug the snek girls.

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>> No.34896616

>he doesn’t know

>> No.34896629

Whats the other four, then?

>> No.34896646

Let's not go that far, but atleast most likely to unintentionally seduce men. Even more than alices.

>> No.34896657

hand holding
men cooking food

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On it.

>> No.34896671

I'm imagining what the monster girl counterpart of each would be like.

>> No.34896678

>not marriage and impregnation
Grade A certified retard over here

>> No.34896695

pat the bug

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>> No.34896716

You say that but its a proven, statistical fact!*

*Discounting Permalolis

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>> No.34896758

What kind of maid do you like the most? What about the least? A few (but not all) examples:
>Regular maid
>Battle maid
>Assassin maid
>Milk maid
>Witch maid

>> No.34896779

Now pat ALL the bugs.

>> No.34896782
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Begone, demon!

>> No.34896792

One that can be all that, at the same time.

>> No.34896794

Fusion of battle maid and milk maid.

>> No.34896803

Motherly maid, and stern old huge maid that melts under my touch

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Like, zoinks, to the library!

>> No.34896822
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>Simply because Satan assumed the form of a serpent once.
The description of the punishment of the serpent implies it was given that form for deceiving Adam and Eve because it didn't have to crawl on its stomach before, and depending on your interpretation it wasn't Satan.

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>> No.34896837

I need a fox hag gf

>> No.34896846

Impreg is Cringe.

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>> No.34896885
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>Angry echidna noises

>> No.34896905

How's it feel to be an Alp?

>> No.34896909

No! Bad nacho!

>> No.34896916

U are cringe for being made that way

>> No.34896939

Tips if you get approached by an older looking vampire at a bar? I may have a situation on my hands...

>> No.34896942

I bet most Monstergirls would like Christian guys, MGs are pretty compatible with Christianity

>Good wives/mothers
>Really take that 'be fruitful and multiply' thing to heart

>> No.34896945
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>> No.34896981

I like combat maids the most, especially if they had some sort of military or adventuring experience before becoming a maid. My least favorite maid would probably be no-fun 4monster meidos

>> No.34896988

Talk about how hags make you rock hard and how you workout a lot, it will creep her out.Trust me

>> No.34897035

She'll change her mind once I'm done with her and she's carrying triplets

>> No.34897161

>tell her you work out
>says she wants proof
>show her your phone's fitness app
>looks through it
>starts heart pupiling when she sees your heart rate charts

>> No.34897195

>Jack of all maids, master of... well you're the master here, master!

>> No.34897218

The unassuming milk maid joins you on your quest and you soon learn of her mercenary past

>> No.34897237

>headpats you
>lets out a little eep when you abruptly hug her

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>> No.34897259

I love cute former mercenary maids that try to cover up their scars with their maid outfits.

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>> No.34897319

>he's an anti-natalist in a monstergirl thread
>literally the entire reason for sex in the first place
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

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>> No.34897375

Meaty maids with merc backgrounds

>> No.34897441
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Fluffy maid.

>> No.34897450

Rattlesnake Jane?

>> No.34897461

How ya been, sister?

>> No.34897484
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Snakes are the best cuddlers and make for the best sleeping partners. The fact that they don't have legs makes snuggling up close at night very convenient for you. Just hike your one leg up over her tail. She'll like it too since your junk will be pressed up against her. Not too different from hugging a body pillow at night. But with the added bonus that her tail will run along your back providing you with extra support and her some extra warmth.

>> No.34897533

I've heard that lamia tails are cold and not very comfortable to hug on to.

>> No.34897554

Do you think they'd use their mofu as a duster?

>> No.34897555

Snakes aren't fluffy enough to be a good sleeping partner. If the snake had mofu I'd be down for it, but sleeping while rubbing against hard and rough scales sounds uncomfortable.

>> No.34897580

Need me a battle-hardened Jinko maid

>> No.34897587

Bunyip, anon

>> No.34897595

If Lamias are even half as squishy as actual snakes, then yes, excellent cuddlers indeed.

>> No.34897609
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They're not cold. They're just a tad cool, but after a little bit, they'll warm up and be nice and comfortable. Not unlike a pillow that warms up when you hold onto it for an extended period of time. Also, mamono mana makes monstrous features soft to the touch.

Bunyips exist for the fluff lovers.

>> No.34897642

Mofu isn't the only option, there's plenty of good daki species that would love to be your little cuddlemuffin in bed. For example, and lord forgive me for uttering these words, consider greenworms

>> No.34897663

How do you even go about getting a Bunyip snuggle partner? I don't think it would be as easy as walking up to one and asking nicely.

>> No.34897714

It literally is. If you need to convince her further, compliment her bottlecap collection or tell her how cool it is that she counts random things she sees in the wild. Just be wary of random tail flicks because she's flustered at you noticing her odd hobbies.

>> No.34897740

I like sex but not impreg, this is the glory of contraceptives.

>> No.34897762

What I love

>> No.34897763

Hey, I would get along pretty well with one. I do some of those things

>> No.34897789
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You get isekaid to MGE, just as you are about to set to look for your waifu a female paladin approach you:

>Ye who come from another world, I come to save you from monsters! If they have laid their claws on our men I will not allow them to do the same with a man from another land!
>I swear to protect you and serve you with everything I got!
>I-If you accept my hand in marriage... through all my life I have dreamed of summoning my own man from a land undefiled by THEM. And... I finally have...
>Shows you heaps of art she has made of you and her
>She extends her hand to you
>Please, lets ride together to the chapel and lets make a vow of love right now. Allow me to become your shinning knight.

Would you accept or keep looking for your monster waifu? She also comes from a special bloodline with valkyrie blood and cant be monsterized unless she explicitly consents to it, an idea she absolutely hates. So there is a good chance she will never monsterize.

>> No.34897867

>My true love is the biggest mino in the world and you aren't her.

>> No.34897870
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What if Dante met a Cheshire in the forest instead?

>> No.34897871

No way.

>> No.34897872

Of course. It takes a special kind of jerk to deny a lady her husbando.

>> No.34897875
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Sorry Miss, I'm here for sexy, slimy, sandworm mouth.

>> No.34897883

That chesh has a big jaw

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>> No.34897900

I would run into the woods and cry for help hoping some beast girls rescue me from this "monster"

>> No.34897906

>Vow of Love RIGHT NOW
Girl you're pretty and sound nice, but I just met you 5 SECONDS AGO. How about we get to know eachother for a while before I make a decision like that?

>> No.34897912

This is the monster girl thread.

>> No.34897920

Nah, aint gonna do it. I'll go to the caves of dragonia to look for my wife

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>> No.34897932

And then somewhere along the way I'll try to attract the attention of an Actual Valkyrie, help her 'fall', so as to have someone to convince Knight Lady to take the mamanopill as well..

>> No.34897942

Living with your Human wife in a totally monsterized city while she tries not to give in to the monsters and probably (You)r attempts to corrupt her?
Sure, sounds like a fun SOL.

>> No.34897964

I wanted to say that it's a stupid question and you're basically coming to a monster girl thread asking people if they want a human woman, but the part where she wants to marry you right after meeting you makes me question her humanity.

>> No.34897974

If she's got looks and loyalty that can match a monster girl, I'd be fine with marrying her.

>> No.34897985

>monster girl tries to trick you into thinking yshes a human
>the guy she summoned runs of screaming hes a virgin into the woods after hearing you say that there a monster girls

>> No.34898046
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That's exactly why she can't be monsterized, got her figured out.

>> No.34898061

who else would be strong enough to summon a human from another world?

>> No.34898110

Loyalty isn't an issue in MGE as the gods will curse anyone if they are unfaithful to their spouse. The real problem would be trying to find a human that looks as good as a monster. Is it even possible for humans to be as beautiful as a succubus without monsterizing?

>> No.34898112

Can't be monsterized if you're already a monster, heh heh

>> No.34898143

I like the outfit on the right. It has a nice combination of formal and cute.

>> No.34898185


>> No.34898195
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Ah, a transparent skirt, she has excellent taste.

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Suddenly shy oni.

>> No.34898220

Which Dante?

>> No.34898245

More importantly who the hell is Dante?

>> No.34898264

Did KC update his game yet? The next girls are holst and alraune, right?

>> No.34898265

I'll do you one better. Why is Dante?

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>> No.34898291

Drax shut up

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Then what kind of monster girl is she?

>> No.34898307

>I like food but hate swallowing, that's why I spit it out after I'm done chewing

Imagine thinking like this

>> No.34898340

I think ancient romans actually did that to enjoy more food or shit

>> No.34898354

How would a lizard girl react if I acted all impressed to meet a dragon, and when she tried to duel me I insisted that I would never dare to imply I'm on equal footing to a mighty dragon such as her?

>> No.34898365

No they gorged until they threw up

>> No.34898370
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What if you were summoned by a monster girl that you didn't like?

>> No.34898384

What if someone in the human areas got forcefully married to someone they didn't like?

>> No.34898395

Only the wealthy degenerates, most Romans were stoics that ate simple foods, stayed faithful to their wives, and practiced military virtues even into the late Republican period (look up Cato the Elder if you wanna see how seriously they took public morality). The downfall of Rome came when the average Roman citizen no longer held to the stoic, spartan virtues of their forefathers and became fat and lazy consoomers instead.

>> No.34898397

Your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!

>> No.34898406

Saito's acceptance at getting treated as a second class citizen was extremely annoying. I was just waiting for the moment when he pinned Louise down and said "Listen bitch, I am not a dog. I am not a plebian, and I don't give a fuck if you are an aristocrat. You summoned me out of nowhere, without my permission, and are treating me like a slave. You'll find a way to get me back to my home, or I'll fucking kill you."

>> No.34898415

>or I'll fucking rape you

>> No.34898428
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Christcucks ruined everything. Let's burn them.

>> No.34898436
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Snake cuddles are the best of best

>> No.34898440

At this point I don't even care if I get hooked up with a yandere pit friend from hell, I just want a monster girl that will love me back.

>> No.34898445

>pit friend
that sounds pretty cute

>> No.34898520

Which is the monster girl for you if you love having sex but don't like her belly getting big and having to put in effort raising the kids?

>> No.34898526

>special bloodline with valkyrie blood and cant be monsterized
She's just in denial of being a monster, isn't she?

>> No.34898536

You make it sound like being with a yandere pit fiend would be a bad thing when it's actually pretty comfy
>Kept safe in a dark, quiet, and warm corner of the underworld where nobody can ruin your happy married life
>Spend the rest of eternity with a girl that always has your happiness in mind, even if it is to an obsessive degree
>Her protective urges will extend to your daughters as well, making sure they have the best start possible when they go out and search for their own humans to marry

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>> No.34898561

Thought so.

>> No.34898577

>proud warrior
>bullys undead

>> No.34898592

Some of the plant girls just send out seeds or spores instead of having kids, you could consider marrying one of them.

>> No.34898609
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Which one is it?

>> No.34898660

Lol, Romans were done centuries before the Church took over. Ironically, the Catholic Church maintained and appropriated the few decent institutions left in Late Imperial Rome, and part of the Church's emphasis on Celibacy/Sexual morality was a response to the rampant sexual degeneracy of the Mid and Late Imperial period, including strong anti-natalism (contraception and abortion).

The native Romans lost their Empire because they did not continue to produce the strong warriors that they had conquered with world with. They became so wrapped up in seeking empty sexual satisfaction they could not and would not raise strong sons and wise daughters as their forefathers had. It's a sad irony--one that fortunately MG's would not have tolerated, had they existed in ancient Rome

>> No.34898696

Sell me on this anime

>> No.34898733
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>> No.34898740
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>> No.34898767

My what a tight shirt.

>> No.34898789

>Doesn't want to see his wife blush and glow with health like all pregnant women do
>Doesn't want to watch her swell and bloom over 9 months, watching as she grows heavy and satisfied with her divine work, every day her eagerness growing like the new life growing within her
>Don't want to hold you cute son or daughter in your arms, while their big curious eyes look into yours
>Don't want to hear them say your name as their first word
>Don't want to teach them to speak and later to read by telling them bedtime stories and reading your favorite childhood stories aloud
>Don't want to teach them how to ride a bike
>Don't want to watch their eyes light up and squeal with delight when you tell them they're going to visit grandma and grandpa's house
>Don't want to win first prize at the science fair
>Don't want to coach their softball league or cheer them as they take first down at the big game
>Don't wanna take them hunting and fishing during the summer and skiing during the winter
>Don't wanna teach them how to drive, and wince as you hand over their keys for the first time
>Don't want to see them grow into a strong young man or a beautiful and wise young woman
>Don't want to walk your little girl down the aisle and see her happy face as she married the man she loves, knowing you've not lost a daughter, but gained a son
>Don't want to sip scotch and smoke cigars with your own son on the deck, watching his little boy playing with the dogs, happy in the knowledge your line will live on, that you shall join your father's in an unbroken chain of love stories stretching backwards to Creation and forwards into Eternity

>> No.34898805
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>> No.34898831

See >>34898740
Demongirl gets bullied by humans, a lich, a robot and a chimera.

>> No.34898895

Oh, it makes sense now.

>> No.34898912

one that knows magick birthcontrol and is OK with waiting until you are comfortable with fatherhood

>> No.34898916

But that’s not a library; that’s a storage shed in the middle of the woods!

>> No.34898920

No, that's the only monster girl version of the "Yes" meme I've found.

>> No.34898947


>> No.34898950

A newfag too, eh.

>> No.34898951

What did you say?

>> No.34898966


>> No.34898983

Kaga would make a very excellent mom
..at least, once she got past the impulse to fucking eat the runt of the litter. she can be a special kind of feral-crazy

>> No.34899010

Do we have a version for Kikimora? I know I saw one with a Manticore...

>> No.34899016
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What is this new waifutry?

>> No.34899029
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Please don't associate me with that fag.

>> No.34899054

I thought boattard was an insult to someone from a fanbase, not a specific person.

>> No.34899056
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What I find funny about this image is that the shirohebi printed out images of her husband's texts with colour just so she could confront him about them. I like to think it was just her but changed her contact from "honey" to "dear" or something

>> No.34899060

W is for WIFE
R is for ROUGH
M is for MATING

>> No.34899081

Find one for what?

>> No.34899091


>> No.34899103

Digging where?

>> No.34899109

Need oni-chan.

>> No.34899120

I love this too
>"I love you lots"! Why, that little harlot!
>"I can't wait to stare into your beautiful eyes"--well, at least the little hussy appreciate's hubby's good points...
>"I'll be bringing home your favorite flowers"! Oh, so he bought ME flowers because he bought HER some?! Oh, Hubby Darling, I'm going to wear you like a Wagu steak when you get home!...

>> No.34899127

Oni that calls herself an older brother?

>> No.34899141

It hurts reading this knowing there will never be monstergirls to share this moment with

>> No.34899142

Three-way with a monster girl and a human girl!

>> No.34899164

Sounds like hebi needs a good dickin to jog the old noggin

>> No.34899189

I wouldnt mind a hebi cause I would just fuck her harder every time she thinks I am cheating on her

>> No.34899192

Only valid if you're corrupting said human girl.

>> No.34899196
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>> No.34899212

>confused lolibaba bapho having trouble figuring out how to use a computer
>types searches as posts online
>sure that Mr. 4chan is going to get back to her with her search results soon

>> No.34899213

What if you're not and want a human girl as well?

>> No.34899222

So alp oni?

>> No.34899228

Does she like dressing up as a guy when you fuck?

>> No.34899237
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>Snow from Combatants Will Be Dispatched!
If you actually wanted people to say yes you should have chosen a different paladin. There is nothing paladin about her she's a conniving bitch.

That said, If I am isekai'd must fulfill the wizard prophecy anything else. Study the arcane and retain my virginity until the ripe age of 30 and go full /x/ schizo. Also Owl familiar sounds nice.

>> No.34899245

Moreso tomboy.

>> No.34899246
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No, I'm aware of the Manticore picture and this one.

>> No.34899259

I could see Grimm summoning her own man.

>> No.34899262

How would a Jinko react if her husband told her he wants a threesome with a Hinezumi?

>> No.34899270

But why?

>> No.34899273

How fucked am I if I just called my wife heavy?

>> No.34899280
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What's the worst thing you could say to an Oni at a drinking party?

>> No.34899290

The contrast is nice.

>> No.34899294

>I only drink bud light
Instant death.

>> No.34899295

>Hey, you have been drinking a lot, havent you. Wow!
>Yer right cute smally, how ya know?
>You got fatter! Your abs are gone!

>> No.34899296

“How about a bet?”

>> No.34899303

Depends on if she's actually heavy. If she is, then she should just acknowledge it as a factual statement and be fine with it since you should know each other well.

>> No.34899313

>you ever tried mixing vodka with energy drinks?

>> No.34899325

Sake a shit, liqour a shit and you got a beer belly

>> No.34899326

>You're nice and all but I honestly like the (Red/Blue) kind better.

>> No.34899328

The contrast between a stake and two week old gummy bears is quite noticeable, doesn't mean I want them both on my plate.

I'm mostly messing with you, but I do think that sex with a human that isn't getting corrupted is just a waste.

>> No.34899341

>What's a "chugjob?"

>> No.34899369

>Is your liver okay?

>> No.34899374

>Clydesdale horses can weigh up to 2000lbs
>A Clydesdale centaur would probably weight even more.

>> No.34899385

Violent breeding with your beautiful ebony mistress anubis

>> No.34899387

You have alerted the kumiho.

>> No.34899393

To see just how fucked you are I called my dark elf wife heavy. She did not take it well...

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>> No.34899403

Oh no, dont go for liver that is nice and juicy. Anything but that

>> No.34899406

>and you got a beer belly
On a different note, why not tell her to get a baby bump and not a beer bump?

>> No.34899410
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Too bad, I love non-lewd cute Kiki pics

>> No.34899443

I only drink wine.

>> No.34899455

The only two things I drink is water and milk

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>> No.34899490

An onis hell

>> No.34899504

I think it's nice to also have a human girl along with monster girls. I like the bullying and intense 3-way fucking.
>be on the bottom with the human in the middle facing upwards
>have thigh sex with her while the monster girl rides your cock and holds the human girl's legs in missionary position while symmetrical docking her
>the intensity of their thighs slamming together while the monster girl tells her how inferior her human pussy is
>the human girl getting fucked silly and mindbroken from the bullying and multiple intense forced orgasms
>keep switching around doing many different positions and cumming many times inside the monster girl
>finally let the human girl get penetrated
>hold her close, then whisper in her ear that monster pussy will always be better than hers
>make out with the monster girl while you're cumming inside the human girl as she ahegaos

>> No.34899511
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If she is a monster? Some days being raped while she sits on you
If she is an angel? This can extend to years and millenials

>> No.34899515

Would Kumihos even want Oni liver?

>> No.34899523

>I think you've had enough to drink for tonight.

>> No.34899527

How many monster girls would be scared to go to the doctors office?

>> No.34899549

>Zombies are scared your gonna have her go back to living with Dr. Lich

>> No.34899550

Quickly follow up with the fact that muscle is three times denser than fat and try spinning it, like
>wow your muscles are so heavy, you must have been working a lot

>> No.34899552

Does a Kobold being afraid of the vet count?

>> No.34899555


>> No.34899573

Dr Lich must be depressed because all the zombies she raised don't want to see her anymore after they got married.

>> No.34899595

I want to marry Dr. Lich she she always has someone to come home to and cuddle with so she doesn't have to make any more zombies to keep her company.
She's still gonna make them, but she doesn't have to anymore.

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So she became a filthy NEET

>> No.34899654

Now I feel bad for marrying Dr. lich zombie assistant.

>> No.34899679

Just marry Dr. Lich so she can be reunited with her assistant.

>> No.34899705

>Dr. Lich got her assistant back
>And a new test subject along with her.

>> No.34899706
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Why is lich so despondent?

>> No.34899735

she can raise anything except for her own spirits...

>> No.34899744

she's trying her hardest in that image

>> No.34899749

She's raising spirits alright

>> No.34899754

I wanna be Lich-chans retard assiantant is who only good for his strengh and his tendency to find new things out by being stupid

>> No.34899835

Head should be higher. Between the boobs.

>> No.34899837

Her surrogate children ignore her.

>> No.34899850
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Even if I was smart I'd feel stupid next to her.

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>> No.34899901

Hard to beat this kind of ego boost

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>> No.34899979

She's too BEEG.

>> No.34899993


>> No.34900048

Are you mostly subs or doms?

>> No.34900074
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>> No.34900083

Yes but only sub to mommydommy

>> No.34900088

A good number of people here are switches. I myself want a gentle dom wife.

>> No.34900130
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I like the idea of fucking my monsterfu missionary and forcing blowjobs, but I also wanna be devoured by her and enjoy some time in her serpentine stomach. So I guess that means I'm a bit of both.

>> No.34900224

Both. I want to sub to my wife and get amazon'd until I pass out but I also want to drink a doppel potion and fuck her into a cum covered mess.

>> No.34900307

Breed wurms. That is all.

>> No.34900368

I don't really identify as either but I can see the appeal of both.

>> No.34900380
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Breed griffons

>> No.34900410


>> No.34900412

Sneed wurms

>> No.34900422

>The look your Gripphon waifu gives you when she's carrying twins

>> No.34900426
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>> No.34900467
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Based content

>> No.34900474

>not triplets
I have failed

>> No.34900484

>Not capturing the haughty elf and turning her over to your P'Orc wives to train until she's a slutty plump piggy just like them

>> No.34900496

I wanna be a yandere lilim's love slave.

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Don't say that, Anon, you'll make her feel bad! It's only her first time!

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>> No.34900627

>”Pull the lever, anon”

>> No.34900632
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>> No.34900645

Oh, yeah, it's coming together

>> No.34900662
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me too
I'd be filled with such joy, to be her personal plaything

>> No.34900669

Take em both and have a haughty elf wife and a tribal porc wife for interesting culture clashes

>> No.34900684
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I'm pretty much 100% sub. I can't even get off to being a dom.

>> No.34900756

I'm in class and I have a boner. Every monster girl in the class knows and the teacher wants me to stand what should I do?

>> No.34900790

ask for a waifu pass

>> No.34900801

Refuse for your own safety.

>> No.34900803

whats that?

>> No.34900812

a pass to see your waifu for sex

>> No.34900833

but I don't have one yet!

>> No.34900838
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I love jinkos! L-O-V-E ! Love!

>> No.34900840

well thats a you problem, you shouldve had one since your were a kid

>> No.34900841

and they love you too

>> No.34900842

You do, you just don't know it.

>> No.34900853

God imagine anal with a lamia

>> No.34900859

the only girl I have been close to is my momtser

>> No.34900876
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>> No.34900882


>> No.34900916
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but i poop from there

>> No.34900918

not now you dont

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>> No.34900968

complete the holy trinity of being cute, sexy and fearsome

>> No.34900986

That's gay

>> No.34900999

u gay

>> No.34901038
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U all gay

>> No.34901044

Fuck off fags

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>> No.34901065

is mob face best face for cute monster girls?

>> No.34901076

What's the source on this one?

>> No.34901089
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Debatable, but it is cute.

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Thrust mummies!

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