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Post your 5 favorite monsters right now.

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>> No.34915473
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Baphomet, Familiar, Nekomata, Dark Elf, Manticore. In that order.

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Jinko, Bogey, Yeti, Shoggoth, Werebat

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choose your bud_

>> No.34915489

>Going belt shopping with bat-chan

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>Dragon but Japanese
>Dragon but kinda dumb
>Dragon but a complete pervert
>Dragon but she's been dead for a while

>> No.34915503

>tfw no Werebat gf to upside-down spider-man kiss with

>> No.34915509

Bipedal Whitehorn is a super cutie

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Does anyone have the source on this godly creature?

>> No.34915536

What about Tsunderer dragon?

>> No.34915537

Mucus Toad

>> No.34915540

how does your wife react when she finds out that you don't find big chungus funny?

>> No.34915552

Zap Weasel/Automaton/Flower/Mucus Toad.

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>"I heard your fridge was empty and--"

>> No.34915564

Yes, that's a picture of me and my wife on our first date. So cute how small she was back then!

>> No.34915581

Based fellow Nacha appreciator. I hope she stays spirited and a little willful even after a week or so in the wife bag...

>> No.34915584
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Green Orc
High Orc

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>> No.34915587
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She's number 6, right ahead of I'm not sure she's even a dragon but I guess I shouldn't complain.

>> No.34915589

God I wish that were me

>> No.34915594

Nice try squirrel.

>> No.34915595

I don’t want to bring the autistic faggot back, but the idea of fairy sized gargoyles from things like scale models, hood ornaments, or figurines would be neat.

>> No.34915596

Why is she wearing clothes, I have a strict no clothes rules in my house.
Also how did she know my fridge was empty?

>> No.34915599

Does Bat-chan like the Sam Raimi Spiderman trilogy?

>> No.34915602

Kantai collection.

>> No.34915617

Mmm, I do love Gulf Shrimp Imagine licking tartar sauce of her tummy

>> No.34915631

Musclefags need to come over and have a beer anytime, you guys are cool

>> No.34915643
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If I wanted a monster girl that looked like this, should I go for an ignis or a lava golem?

>> No.34915662

Alright hear me out on this. Wurm amusement park. A park by wurms for wurms. All wurms need a safe space to be themselves and not have tricky humans and monsters taking advantage of them. It will have all their favorite activities. Just need funding, unless one who stumbled upon some gems would find it interesting.

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>> No.34915675

The Anon responding to the first post was clearly confused, he knew something was up but didn't recognize the song and didn't think to google it.
Lava Golem should be closer with the color scheme, she might be able to form the horns too.

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>that animation by Film13
good shit

>> No.34915678

Honestly Sally would work fine too.

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>> No.34915684

Geiza :)

>> No.34915688

Now that last bit got me thinking of a Black Panther party-type Wurm who wears a cute beret and talks about how the other Lizards keep her people DOWN, and how they need their own space to thrive (preferably a large human settlement to tunnel under and snatch teenage boys at will)

>> No.34915700

Absolutely based

>> No.34915705

A world where horny teenage boys can drown in as many massive wurm honkers and big meaty wurm tails as he can handle. Bliss.

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>> No.34915713
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Good Geiza

>> No.34915753

wheres the best place for a breast mole?

>> No.34915774

Arch Succubus

>> No.34915781

On the tip of the nipple itself

>> No.34915783

I don't like them

>> No.34915792

I want an angel to punish me

>> No.34915795

sorry for your lack of taste but to each their own

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>> No.34915803

Ignis are known for the whole fire hair thing, but I think a lava golem could do it too. Combine that with the fact that they're a magic material girl and you could probably sculpt one into looking pretty close to the girl in your pic.

>> No.34915815

I wish KC’s monsters looked a bit more intimidating, i like when monsters looks as scary as they do cute/sexy.

>> No.34915818

She does! Although her unique nature leads to her have some very bipolar attitudes. So i can never tell when she will snap and return to bitch mode.

>> No.34915828

I want an angel to punish me for going down a path that leads to corruption, only to drag her down with me during the punishment.

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How would a kiki or shog respond to a master that treats them like a normal employee. Tells them they can take time off if they want, they get a 401K, sick days, etc?

>> No.34915843

This is the best Gazer art, perfectly captures the appeal of "small girl has proportionally huge hips and ass, but she's still small compared to you and your cock"


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Bitch, angel rape can last even thousands of decades. No way in hell your sinful mind can outlast this to corrupt them

>> No.34915868

Do you think I could get an Inkling monster girl by finding a Kraken and having her form a covenant with an Undine?

>> No.34915880

What even happens when the rape is over?

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Not all sqrls are information brokers, you know.

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Fuck it, I'll post em all, in order left to right of course.

>> No.34915912

And closed the image

>> No.34915914

Confused she is getting paid in something other than semen?

Maybe offended that he thinks her loyalty is economic rather than love?

>> No.34915953

>buzzes in your general vicinity
they're cute and that's what matters

>> No.34915963

most erotic outfit for mom bod monsters?

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You already know

>> No.34915991

Some of the angels say stuff like gladly welcoming you as a pious man of faith and rewarding you for that, provided your mind won't break by the end of the punishment. Others just leave you be after the ''humiliation'' you suffered

>> No.34915994

I wanna bounce a petite mosquito's cute bug button my lap while her sisters tease me and nibble me all over

>> No.34915999

Abess nun outfit
Head maid

>> No.34916007

that reminds me there is a doujin dedicated to a fat ass in jeans with no fucking whatsoever

>> No.34916023

Centaurs would be way better like this.

>> No.34916028

They have been considered

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Fat ass in jeans is a dangerous combination that's why

>> No.34916053

very much so, second only to curvy bodies in a very short dress and no panties

>> No.34916081

Happen to have a name of the doujin sounds interesting

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>> No.34916085

>mosquito and giant slug that high
I'm convinced this is a cheshire's shitpost

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Perhaps they have.

>> No.34916102

a story of a senior part-timer

>> No.34916104

Angels must be real bored then

>> No.34916106

>That file name
Anon I swear to god I laffed

>> No.34916111

Maid for battle.

>> No.34916112

Anon I want to pipe the living daylights out of a girl with a full caterpillar body and a human head more than anything in the world, you could say I'm not quite normal compared to most.

>> No.34916113

Just look up Seaport hime and webm on Gelbooru.

>> No.34916143

Angels have to watch the waking fantasy world filled with horny monsters raping and converting whatever decent adventurer they have, fledgling hero, boys with heroic potential, courageous lovable fools and even the useless cowards every hour of their extremely long life. There is no creature as sexually frustrated as an angel.

>> No.34916145

Dark Mage

>> No.34916165

Corruption isn't a war of attrition. All it would take to corrupt an angel that punishes people with rape is a little change in their mindset.

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>Power Gap

>> No.34916246

I believe she's just a janitor, she can't even hold the broom properly.

>> No.34916248

The most dangerous combination is fat loli ass in a very short dress and no panties, or very lewd panties.

>> No.34916284

I am sorry but I need both curves

>> No.34916285

Not sure about a power gap, but Geiza has a thigh gap for sure

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Impregnate monster girls. That is all.

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There's something compelling about clothes being stressed to their breaking point.
Imagine being teased by a smug monster shaking their bra at you, only for them to lose their composure when the strap snaps and they sag.

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loli in lingerie is based

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>> No.34916331

Yup, I just love that. Think of very haughty dragon who says she is still in the samr as before trying a dress from when she was 15 and now she is 3000 years old

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>> No.34916361

This is not okay.

>> No.34916365

I mean, did you think I wouldn't?
That's my number one thread approved fetish

>> No.34916368

>Geizrrr grrrl punk rock gf

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I wish to increase the number of dragons in the world
There is one dragon nearby who says she will help me do this, but won't explain how. All she will tell me is I have to go with her somewhere

>> No.34916396

>On the run from lolis
>Trying to move around unseen at night on your way to a new hiding place
>A cop car pulls up and the spotlight gets shone right in your face so you can't see the cops
>A woman's voice asks you what you're doing out so late
>You say that you're just heading home and that you've had a long day
>"Oh, is that so? Alright onii-chan, come over here and tell me all about it"
>Your eyes go wide

>> No.34916408

Write the only cups I hold are DDs and up on your forehead

>> No.34916414

>dragon zombie
but anon you must do your part in reducing the number of lonely dragon zombies in the world

>> No.34916418

>Soldier Beetle
Top ten in no particular order. But I’m a manwhore who’ll pretty much take any MG who loves me for the train wreck of a human being I am.

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>> No.34916442

Their old high school uniform.
Then I come in wearing a track outfit and we play “the PE teacher and the delinquent in the equipment room”.

>> No.34916446

of the ones I remember


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She's one of those Abyssals from KanColle.

>> No.34916461

I need a chubby, bottom heavy bapho.

>> No.34916479

Fuking nice, only above putting them in a magical girl outfit and making them recite the lines while you play the villain

>> No.34916484

Does she also eat a lot of sweets and makes you do all the housework around the place until you get so fed up with it and hatefuck her on the couch while she’s screaming about missing her cartoons and not pulling out?

>> No.34916486

Aren't they like by default?

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True, imagine this with matching thighhighs and garterbelt.

>> No.34916502

Bottom heavy?

She eats a lot of sweets and lazes about but she also plays vidya/games or lets me watch her while proneboning her.

She also hires some girls at her sabbath to clean the place and wear cute maid outfits while instructing them on 'proper' behavior a maid should have

>> No.34916503

What's wrong about it?

>> No.34916504
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>White Horn

>> No.34916505

What if you find out your chubby CC Oni neighbor used to play the green Oni in The Oni Squad?

>> No.34916513

Then its morphin time

>> No.34916514

fuck i'm late
>Creeping Coin

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Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby

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>> No.34916540

I ask her what it was like to work on the show.

Be careful.
She may be weak to your teasing here but in bed she's going to take it out on you.

>> No.34916547

There's nothing wrong, it's just not okay.

>> No.34916558

I see chub, I got to molest the chub throughly

>> No.34916562

2m doesn't really inspire me

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>> No.34916571

This but an elegant fox.

>> No.34916593

That ain't an elegant fox no more, that would be one foxy mama

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Consider Ushis

>> No.34916599

That one I did recognize, and so did the other Anon.
That one is obvious, only nobody responded.
I wouldn't have guessed these are quotes, could as well be Anons writing stuff they felt like.
The rest I would assume to just be references I don't recognize. I'm clueless about music, I suppose other Anons are too.

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There needs to be more strong foxes.

>> No.34916616

i do. a lot

>> No.34916626

Help, I just called the princpal of my school mom and the look on her face is scaring me

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>The day to visit your Ryu Mother-in-law has come.
>She says she has something special to show you.
>It´s your girlfriend´s eggshell, joined back together with gold lacquer.
>She becomes more embarassed than monsterly possible.
>And you do too when your Mother-in-law tells you she believes the day you will have one like this is soon to come.
>Mother-in-law even starts to give you tips as she shows you her whole collection.
>Highly detailed accounts on how she made each and every one of them.
>All concluding when you are guided to the deepest part of the shrine, where Father-in-law tends to the newest, yet unhatched ones.
>And you thought Dragons were an Endangered Species...

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Around penguins... I've got nothing just be careful around penguins

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Go visit the penguins.

>> No.34916651

Around a Penguin, stick it in.

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>> No.34916671

Love the file name, man

>> No.34916673

I want to make an ushi go "moo" when I fuck her.

>> No.34916681
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Never let onis near young boys

>> No.34916689

I will do as such right now and hug the legs of the nearest oni

>> No.34916715

she does blend seamlessly into a line of cows.

>> No.34916731

Dragon Zombie
High Orc

>> No.34916745

What monsters would be coomers that you wouldn't expect?

>> No.34916753

Thanks but the only thing I drink is water

>> No.34916774

>Likely the only bad outcome possible in MGE,

The only truly bad outcome in MGE is Eros's Curse. The only thing that can possibly make MGs reject you. Even if you are a scum beyond redemption you can get loved by MGs if you get reformed. There is no way out unless the curse gets lifted or broken.

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>> No.34916790

Are there any male deities?

>> No.34916798
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Touch fluffy ears.

>> No.34916800

Well too be fair she specifically looks older and much more like a grizzled warrior hag who ran into some cute boy in the woods and immediately tackled him.

>> No.34916810

Is this a bad or a good thing

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>> No.34916824

Why is she licking him?

>> No.34916838

Based, I loved Mighty Morphin' Oni Squad as a kid

>> No.34916842

Instructions unclear, got spider hisses instead

>> No.34916847

He got some ice cream on his cheek

>> No.34916851

How about we talk about some underrepresented monstergirls, how do you guys feel about the Grizzly?

>> No.34916852

To mark her territory

>> No.34916854

I know this is a late response but a monster girl doesn't need to have a profile for you to waifu it. Just enjoy the monster for what she is rather than trying to go through all the bullshit to try and connect her to MGE.

>> No.34916863

Spider hisses are fixed with spider kisses
Based, alcohol kills gainz anyway

>> No.34916889

You know what I want to see, a role reversal where as the loli seduces a man to be her plaything, I want to see a shota do it to a large monster girl

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Gotta watch out for those lasses with crazy hair.

>> No.34916940

That's double heresy

>> No.34916949
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I prefer the game.

>> No.34916984

How, I want a shota to goad and seduce a large monster girl and be a power bottom

>> No.34916985
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How often would monsters lure in a guy by asking for a favor or pretending they need help? Are you one of those innocent men who get tricked by devious monsters when you only wanted to help?

>> No.34916990

Its a well known fact that monster girl nobles are weak to anons with adventuring or mercenary backgrounds.

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>> No.34916996

What is not okay then?

>> No.34916997

Too flat

>> No.34917000

I like them
The honey is questionable

>> No.34917008
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>> No.34917011

Deceptive foxes

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>> No.34917036
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What species make the best old hags? Do you like old hags? How about those mythical lolibabas?

>> No.34917040

I would totally fall for stuff like that.
Even if I had a Bicorn "friend" nearby making it happen to me several times I'd still fall for it, because there's always a slim chance they might actually need help.

>> No.34917061

Foxes, dragons, vamps, and other noble monster girls make great hags. Onisnandnthers that are wild make good hags as well. My dick is for hags

>> No.34917062

Isn't the one on the right supposed to be a wolf?

>> No.34917066

do monsters interact with each other significantly different than with human males?

>> No.34917103

i want to be crushed under a pile of oni

>> No.34917119

30 isn't old, 40 on the other hand...

>> No.34917127
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A pile of oni or a pile of onis?

>> No.34917138

Need sauce

>> No.34917142

How about a old hag that actually looks old and worn from years of experience

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>> No.34917163

Onis, the more the merrier, MAXIMUM ONI.

>> No.34917166
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>> No.34917198

I will slap the ass of the oldest fox in the shrine

>> No.34917233

>Target acquired
>Anon moves in
>Begin the slap
>Ends up tangled in mofu halfway through the swing
>Carried off to the private quarters for some old fashioned "punishment"

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You're a brave man, and since both you and your pelvis are going to disappear we will make sure to remember you.

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>> No.34917258

Grizzly is pretty fun, I like that it has beast traits without some of the turnoff gimmicks of other beastgirls. My favorite underrepresented MG is Sylph, they're so fun but not really talked about very much. We need a Sylph Anon to shill for them.

>> No.34917282

>Evil overlord holst wants to drown the world in milk

>> No.34917303

>Total global lactation

>> No.34917314

>take seaport's grabbers off
>use them to molest her

>> No.34917315

>but her Farmer Anon won't let her

>> No.34917325

There is some amusement in that air magics main utility is disrobing all but the most specifically enchanted of equipment.

>> No.34917342

>party of female adventurers disrobed by a gust of wind
>the only things that remain are their necklaces, braclets, etc that are magically charged

>> No.34917383

I don't know much about the boats, but isn't she from the evil faction? Is this a good end or a bad end? Because my brain says bad, but my boner....

>> No.34917411

>how do you guys feel about the Grizzly?

>> No.34917416

Imagine if every monster girl miraculously started lactating 1 day of the year, like some sort of holiday. I'm going to suck a loli bapho's breast buds dry.

>> No.34917435

Holstmas, the day where the milk is drunk

>> No.34917437

>"I drown in a sea of wolf milk..."

>> No.34917447

Also wouldnt take too long 5 secs at most for a loli bapho

>> No.34917454

Wow you guys didn't take the caith sith profile well

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>> No.34917463

Mamonomana makes her reserves virtually limitless while still being smol, I just like the idea of her strained huffing amd eeping while I nibble on her loli nipples

>> No.34917489

True but think of how pissed she would get at the fact that she is just like those cows she hates

>> No.34917494

It is worth it no matter the price.

>> No.34917514

haha gay sir.

>> No.34917528

Will i get stopped by the MG police for not wearing a shirt when not on a beach

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Hiya anon! What are you working on today? I guarantee it'll be good~

>> No.34917555

>sir you need to put a shirt on
>lady this is a bathhouse
>I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

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>> No.34917615

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the sounds of a summer rainstorm at night.

>> No.34917696

I'm going to bed.
Also, I haven't been nearly as productive this week as you said I could be. Forgive me, art fairy.

>> No.34917712

>summer rainstorm outside
>in bed cuddled up in the blankets with my greenworm
>relaxing with her in my arms, falling asleep to the relaxing sound of the rain and her breathing
absolute bliss

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You are just resting your hands anon! When you do get to it, the results will be better than you could eveb imagine!

>> No.34917741

>mob face
Why does this stupid fucking face excite me so damn much?

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>> No.34917768

Everyone talks about the lewds.
But the comfy of MGE is where its at

>> No.34917783

Very true, cause at the end of the day. We all want someone to love

>> No.34917838

>snuggle up with big dragon wife on the couch with our favorite drinks and snacks while we watch movies

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>> No.34917909

Maximum comf.
And that's why I enjoy softer ones as well.

>> No.34917921

What's a fun way to bait monsters online?
Hardmode: It cannot involve letting them know you're male or taking a picture or yourself
>posting otherwise normal rooms with subtle stains on /maid/
>Imagine being over age xyz and not having a husband. It's basically over for you lol
>Just writing their species name in greentext with no additional information

>> No.34917925

I'm practicing so I can draw more monstergirl lewds

>> No.34917927

>movie night with Titania and all the fairies from her kingdom
>they just watch ‘Labyrinth’ for the thousandth time and sing the songs into the night
>you always get outvoted too when you suggest watching a new movie

>> No.34917939

>play video games online with MGs
>talk up my little brother
>how he’s smart and cool and is just a great person overall and how I’m genuinely happy that he’s my lil bro
>the most desperate ones find out where I live and the fact that I don’t even have a brother I’m an only child

>> No.34917942

Post address.

Thats why you gotta show them a new movie they may like.

>> No.34917956

Go on 4monsters /k/ and say swords are shit and magic is for lesbos

>> No.34917978

>dark knights furiously typing
>"Listen here you little shit. I have over 300 confirmed monsterizations..."

>> No.34917982

Post an empty bed and say wish you were here

>> No.34917985

bunyips probably don't feel that good to hug

>> No.34918002

>says she's a knight
>wears bikini armour
>lmaoing at your life

>> No.34918004

Say I would fuck an alp before any other monster girl

>> No.34918017

Yah, but we aint savages anymore

>> No.34918020

>>letting them know you're male
It's too easy

>> No.34918032

What,they gonna rape me. Get real these losers dont even know how to talk to the cashier without sperging out. How they gonna rape me

>> No.34918041

>Yeah, monsters may be able to provide men with inhuman pleasures, but do you know what they can't provide? A son.

>> No.34918054

>Thats why you gotta show them a new movie they may like.
Easier said than done, especially when you get outvoted 500 to 1 on the movie choice. Even when I keep Labyrinth off the list it still wins.

>> No.34918057


>> No.34918080

They don't like Princess Bride? Surely your Titania waifu could outvote the other 498..

>> No.34918083

>bunch of alps start defending your statement

>> No.34918091


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Imagine a male marrying a Gazer of all monsters. Their tiny body could snap under the slightest hug, gross pale skin and black goop that no one knows what it's made of. The obvious negative being all of their nasty eyes, who needs that many? Gazers are the worst. They're MEAN and ARROGANT.

>> No.34918118

but eye beams tho

>> No.34918119

I finished working on sprites for my game. Now I'm programming stuff in my game. I'm stressed because nothing's functioning exactly like I wanted.

>> No.34918123
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What's your wife's opinion on mating press and amazon press? My wife is in the middle of the press/be pressed spectrum.

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>> No.34918136

>What you attempt and Where you end up

>> No.34918142

Who wants to help free the monster slaves?

>> No.34918160

Okay but which one is spartacus?

>> No.34918163
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>tomboy titania punches you lightly in the shoulder when you look at Jcon or the Bowie bulge for too long

>> No.34918193

Maybe someone who has their head and doesnt conform to human masters, like a dark elf or gremlin.

>> No.34918203

Even strong monsters like to have their ankles behind their ears sometimes. Rough mating is for everyone, after all.

>> No.34918219

how does one cuddle one with all the spiky bits

>> No.34918238

They're not sharp, more like smooth nubs

>> No.34918274

They are all about pleasure and sex, so I think the best method would be to target those.
>Sex is one of the least satisfying pleasures a man can indulge in
>Self improvement and the satisfaction of achieving goals will only be hindered by a monster's constant desire for sex
>Pleasure as a reward is what keeps men going, monsters having sex with men when they haven't achieved anything will only kill their ambitions and leave them feeling hollow

>> No.34918305

How to annoy a monster in a way that wont lead to sexy time?

>> No.34918323

Silent treatment.

>> No.34918338

but shes going to try to make you moan

>> No.34918341

Annoy from outside of grabbing reach
>Thinking they won't take it as a challenge to see how long it takes for them to make you moan/end up screaming their name

>> No.34918393

>you're not a real x, you're just an alp with delusions of grandeur

>> No.34918402

>you will never be a waifu

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>you will never be a wife

>> No.34918441

Move an anubis stuff around when she's not looking.

>> No.34918465

My waifu has a bit if a habit of trying to get me so calm and relaxed that I space out and can't tell what's going on.
She particularly likes my look of confusion and sudden realization when I come to my senses while I...come inside.
Then she shushes me back into a stupor, while all I can think about is her.

That's just how she is. Kind and loving, in a twisted and impish way.

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>going on /wonderland/ and asking them to explain their jokes as you don't understand them

>> No.34918481

>moaning from pleasure
You anons watch to much porn. Why the fuck would sex make someone scream and moan like a retard? Just keep your mouth shut like a normal person.

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You just ruined some poor fluffy snake's night. I hope you're happy.

>> No.34918523

>He’s never had sex so good you both moan
I’m sorry

>> No.34918599

I think i would prefer a world population where human men are a very very very small minority.

>> No.34918635
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Go back to sleep, human.

>> No.34918649

Only if you stop staring at me with those big ole eyes.

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Can't sleep. Rata will take pictures.

Can't sleep. Rata will take pictures.

>> No.34918680

>He's never had sex
Fixed that for you, friend.

>> No.34918694

Imagine a kuudere lich and equally kuudere husband going at it, describing their enjoyment in the most clinical of terms. But they both have heart pupils

>> No.34918717

I don’t, 4 men to 5 females would still to lead to millions of single MGs.

>> No.34918745

I guess she could also put on a fluffy sweater or something

>> No.34918829

Fat fucking squirrels.

>> No.34918837

>tfw no tomboy monster to call you dude, bro, boss, chief, champ, etc.

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>see her standing outside your window holding a sign that says "sixteen babies"

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You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

>> No.34918872

W-we can space that out a bit, right?
If so, I acquiesce to her demands.

>> No.34918879

Why's that squirrel so fat?

>> No.34918908

Deal. Who's getting the first litter of piglets?

>> No.34918911

>tomboy demon calls you chief and wants you to sign a contract
>sign it without a second word and ask her when she wants to play vidya

>> No.34918922

>She never went in for that contract stuff so she doesn't know what's in it either

>> No.34918936

To make more squirrels.

>> No.34918988

>teleports you to a literal library of games
>in the center is a sofa, mini fridge and small snack bar in front of an enormous screen with top-of-the-line stereo
>she plops down on one side of the sofa and pats the seemingly unused side that has a cushion labelled "P2"

>> No.34919008

I hope she's got plenty of gatorade for the play wrestling we're surely going to be locked in

>> No.34919021

>mutally surprised when it comes time for frilly dress friday

>> No.34919036

Which monster girl is the scariest biter?

>> No.34919042

Huh. It says here you're supposed to sit on my face for no less than two hours a day.

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Anon, you can't put tomboy monsters in frilly dresses. They'll be too cute.

>> No.34919159

What is the most effective way to attract a Hellhound?

>> No.34919167

Step 1: Be anywhere near them.
See >>34913052

Bringing meat wouldn't hurt though.

>> No.34919183

so hellhounds wont go after a guy who brandishes a weapon and tries to act tough.

>> No.34919191

Fat chests

>> No.34919192

Incredibly ancient and powerful demons who are completely inept at getting men.
>"Hello, my name is Mammon, but you can call me "mommy'...Was that weird? That was weird, right? Please don't leave. This is my first time on a date. "

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Unless they believe he is in fact just acting.

>> No.34919204

good thing anon is equally inept.

>> No.34919213

got to fake it till you make it.

>> No.34919228
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If monsters are so great, why is getting fucked by one commonly referred to as a "bad end"?

>> No.34919236

Woah! She's big!

>> No.34919238

>"You can call me 'mommy'."
>"Y-you too."
>both of them are ready to die of embarrassment

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Imagine being sandwiched between her and big beef here.

>> No.34919254

usually cause that means they fail and can never accomplish whatever goal they had in the story as your trapped in their embrace forever.

>> No.34919260

Man the sex is either reality breaking or a utter mess

>> No.34919272
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Utter mess first times are adorable and something to fondly look back on once they've become reality breaking.

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What a horrible fate, truly I cannot think of anything worse

>> No.34919369
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Reminder that the best kind of monster are titty monsters.

>> No.34919389
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Needs more monster.

>> No.34919402
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Please share your pictures of Shoggoths, Kikimoroas, Centaurs and any kind of harpy.

>> No.34919404

nah man big booty monsters is what i crave.

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I once wrote a greentext that someone liked enough to put in a pastebin. I cleaned it up from a greentext to a story and added an unfinished piece after it to create the beginnings of a collection of little stories.


>> No.34919526

So what if a guy starts hitting on the monster girl cashier in MGC?

>> No.34919533

I'm not even supposed to be here today

>> No.34919549

you get a personall tour of the storage area

>> No.34919554

>Sir, this is a Wendi's.

>> No.34919577

>I know
>That's why I'm here

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While holstaurs make look weak and helpless, that couldn't be further from the truth. They're a subspecies of minotaur, and they're just as strong as a regular minotaur

>> No.34919609

I've been reading House of Leaves and I'm not mentally equipped to deal with Minotaurs.

>> No.34919678

Why is that?

>> No.34919696

Well first you start dating one and the next thing you know your house is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and there's a staircase in your closet that goes down for three days

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Anon, I think you need to lie down and get some rest. Have a bit of holst milk too to calm you down

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>if you want these back you'll have to make out with me

>> No.34919881

And then I start sobbing and tearfully begging for them back.

>> No.34919914

>breaks horn
>cuts tail
I'll be taking those back now.

>> No.34920031

What if I make out with her pussy instead?

>> No.34920424

Ma'am, if you wanted to kiss, all you had to do was ask.

>> No.34920519

I wonder what slang teen succubi would have and how it would look when they try to hit on a guy older than them.
Or a CC undead trying to learn said slang to try and use it to hit on guys.

>> No.34920571

Are cake demons better at their job than younger ones or are they just more desperate?

>> No.34920605

Monstergirls with pretty feminine femboy trap husband's or boyfriends. But not only that. Monstergirl daughters along with Incubus sons who's dad is a girly femboy trap.

While it's clear monstergirls are more than fine, okay and willing to have a husband or boyfriend who is a femboy trap. But how would monstergirl daughters and incubi sons conceived and born from monstergirl mother's and human dads fare and feel about having a pretty and feminine femboy trap dad? Would it essentially be:

>Monstergirl daughter:" My dad is a really pretty model. He's just as beautiful and pretty as my mommy, wears matching dresses, plays dress up and house with me. And he looks really cool and beautiful with makeup on."

>Incubus son: "Yeah, so what if my dad is girly, wears dresses and makeup like my mom and even sounds girly? He may look girly and as slim as a human girly, but he can bench press a hundred pounds! My mom is a Hellhound after all!"

>> No.34920637

Both, they are extremely good at their jobs to compensate for how desperate and thirsty they are.

>> No.34920641

They're better at hiding stuff in the fine print in their contracts. Subtle stuff like
>I'm allowed to milk your dick after you milked my breasts

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If she's not a worm, she's a thot

>> No.34920713

Do you think demons laminate the contracts their husbands sign so it always looks nice?

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Lady trouble.

>> No.34920791

>your tits aren't big enough to crush men with, ngmi

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>> No.34920871

[angry Sabbath noises]

>> No.34920886

>imagine being 1000 year old, but you're not even 140cm tall

>> No.34921189

That chest looks ready to swallow me up.

>> No.34921573

What was the problem it's not like she had a snout.

>> No.34921592
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My wife >
Hellhound = Cheshire cat = shoggoth = demon

>> No.34921598

>Fat fucking squirrels
Found out the other day what marvel did to squirrel girl ...

>> No.34921603

>what was the problem
Literal fucking furshit

>> No.34921633

Kf is dead

>> No.34921644

>mg mg

>> No.34921676

I've had better luck people recognizing alpha centuri quotes , though I've once carried a conversation with just quotes with the guy none the wiser.

>> No.34921687

I disagree

>> No.34921694

I'm gonna invite a Wight to a tea party, and then serve her coffee.

>> No.34921701

I will pay them in pencil shavings.

>> No.34921723

I wish I remembered Alpha Centauri quotes, other than
>Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

>> No.34921732

But isn't that only a problem with a snout?

>> No.34921735
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>meanwhile in a round table meeting amongst Order Knights and Mages
>Background music:


Different Order Knights, Mages and Clergymen are having a rather serious meeting that may or may not have tactical importance. But there may or may not be a monstergirl spy hiding among themselves and or is disguised.


Get a random generated monstergirl and tell us what information is she spying for and how is she disguised or hidden? Also if you get a "Big Monstergirl" like a minotaur, Holstaur, Ushi Oni, Dragon or ANY "Big" monstergirl that has a hard time staying subtly hidden or not good for stealth. You're free to retry for a different monstergirl that is better suited for stealth or staying hidden.

>> No.34921740

If you are under 100 years old, you are baby and should wait cause no man wants you. Men want old hags

>> No.34921774

I miss Aya...

>> No.34921815

First one sounds like a good outline for a 1st person story.

>> No.34921827

That is an old hag, that is what makes it so good

>> No.34921834

I disagree with your disagreement


>> No.34921846

What kind of mahou should transformations would mgs have?

>> No.34921890

That is gross

>> No.34921904

It's the best when they are embarrassed about it.

>> No.34921942

>Young succubus freaking out over what human prostitutes do to make 50 look like 30

>> No.34921986

The whole nine yards but ending up more clothed then when they started

>> No.34922019

I tried going to a prostitute once
It seems unless you are going for the really old used up ones hookers can still be picky about which guys they will see.
They really need to speed up the development of robots Waifus.

>> No.34922070

>They really need to speed up the development of robots Waifus.
The money is there, so I think the only thing holding it back is general perception of it.
Also, robot development in general is kind of hitting a rocky patch right now.

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>> No.34922126

>Also, robot development in general is kind of hitting a rocky patch right now.
ML has exploded in recent years, that hasn't helped push it along?

>> No.34922222

Can't wait for a robot to hurl racist remarks while I'm just trying to do small talk.

>> No.34922226

I was talking about the physical parts more than anything, the AI/ML part is fucking huge right now and that's where all the money and effort is going.

>> No.34922306

I am redrawing half of my art cause I made troll's boobs bigger than minotaur ones.
This is why I stopped making those. Fags hijacked it to shoehorn their trash.

>> No.34922325

I know kc once said that current number of humans outnumber mgs way more, but with how mamonobanana providing nearly every answer to the populance deterrent like food, disease, age or even death even if we conservatively assume the ratio between humans to mg to be 10:1 and also assume mgs only give birth to 3 daughters in 20 years it takes only a few decades for mgs to outnumber humans
Because really, populance growth is not about the number but all about the growth rate and with how mgs basically never get infertile or die of old age it means populance will have an exponential growth rate and there are things like harems that makes numbers even more ridiculus
tldr; dl has quite a short timeline before mgs completely outnumber humans and even if mgs start giving birth to incubi they would have to marry quite a lot of CC mgs from their previous generation

>> No.34922358

>they would have to marry quite a lot of CC mgs from their previous generation
Oh no!?

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>> No.34922435
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how horrible

>> No.34922483

Many wonder how old monsters manage to suppress their horny for so long. The truth is that you don't really wanna know.

>> No.34922522

Why do people keep getting it wrong. Men outnumber human women. It has nothing to do with the number of monsters. It is so there are unmarried men because monsters don't cuck other women (including humans).

>> No.34922535

I wish to know how and see it live

>> No.34922591

>they would have to marry quite a lot of CC mgs
The horror

>> No.34922597

Get what wrong? KC said humans ounumber MGs period. This is also where he mentioned mge world is much bigger than Earth so there are lots of unexplored areas and unknown human kingdoms and stuffs

>> No.34922598

Intensive fingering during the night.

>> No.34922618

Not even close.

Unless you're a seriously depraved man, I don't think you do

>> No.34922638

>Intensive fingering
to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG_EEfpasM

>> No.34922640

big girls = big hearts = big love, its not rocket science

>> No.34922646

Reading them Zinpganese doujins and fingering I reckon.

>> No.34922670

Do it like the rest of us virgins and just bottle that ship up so you can spill your spaghetti when you get a date.

>> No.34922674

Whats the worst that can happen?

>> No.34922698

Schlick hero

>> No.34922709

>CC Shog
>She makes a guitar out of shog
>Half-crying while orgasming while playing this song.

>> No.34922735

>Unless you're a seriously depraved man
I'm on wonderland levels of depravity, I think I'll be fine.

>> No.34922791

How much wanna bet some cc have a big right arm

>> No.34922799

No fingering is involved.

They indulge, just not in the way you think. Needless to say, ignorance is bliss.

You'll forever have an image of her in a depraved position for the rest of your life.

Well then you may pop a boner to the occurrence

>> No.34922831

Then tell, I wish to know

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>> No.34922867

I feel like this is leading to some non-thread approved fetishes.

>> No.34922878

Gonna grope

>> No.34922889

Yes. But it's canon.

>> No.34922891

FAT gote butte
very nice, I want to spoil Satyros

>> No.34922967

I must molest this chubby gote especially her tummy

>> No.34922975

Are you gonna actually tell us or are you just gonna be a massive faggot about it?

>> No.34923012

What, the yuri thing?
That's not that bad.

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>> No.34923116

I assumed he was talking about some futa stuff.

>> No.34923224

I will go up to the dragon queen and call her a stinky neet.

>> No.34923238

>on hiatus

>> No.34923260

pfff ive faped to far worse

>> No.34923306

Oh, I don't doubt it. Hell, in the grand scheme of things, futa isn't that bad, but it's not something that belongs in this thread for obvious reasons.

>> No.34923317

I am looking, what ya gonna do about?

>> No.34923324

Futa and beast.

>> No.34923393

Listen if you didn't want /d/-tier fetishes you shouldn't have married those wock triplets.

>> No.34923417

Isn't Granberia canonically a lesbo? God I tend to forget how much of a garbage MGQ is.

>> No.34923429

Well I'm so vanilla I can only fap to pantyshots and only if the girls are visibly embarrassed about having their underwear seen.

>> No.34923438

>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: And even now that the number of men dying has decreased since monsters became monster girls and Poseidon, who used to cause shipwrecks, went on strike, the birth ratio is still the same, so there's an incredible surplus of men among humans. And the monster girls are overjoyed that they're able to get those left out men. Whoopee!

>> No.34923450

>Isn't Granberia canonically a lesbo?
Alma Elma is just that good.

>> No.34923491

Remember to hug any lonely monster girls, rhye can die frol loneliness kinda like a rabbit

>> No.34923501

Bi at worst, but we're also talking about Alma Elma, and everyone is a little bit lesbian for her.

>> No.34923508

>rhye can die frol

>> No.34923532

They can die from, hate it when I hit send and notice it too late that I fucked up

>> No.34923602

How would you bring up mge during a job interview?

>> No.34923630

You don't anon, not unless it's a position for a monster girl related project.

>> No.34923660

Should I go into the white van that has vidya spraypainted on it

>> No.34923695

That's pretty easy, when they ask if you have any questions, just ask them what their favorite monster girl type is. The interviewers are representing the company in a way, and you don't want to work somewhere with shit taste.

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you should wait for the beer and rock van to come by

>> No.34923717

>you shouldn't have married those wock triplets
And Now I'm just remembering THAT image.

>> No.34923728

Seems legit, maybe they have better games than Gamestop

>> No.34923740
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>It's actually populated with ancient foxes and not lolis
Pedo anon gonna be pissed! But also lovingly sexed

>> No.34923762

Jokes on you, I am into that shit

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>you will never hold your daughter in your arms and realize she has your husband's eyes
>this is the future you chose
Aw man, I made myself sad

>> No.34923801

>*you may be able to make it with a man if your tits are larger than his head but otherwise you may as well just give up

>> No.34923838

But my prophet says I have to

>> No.34923970

Had the image of a white horse drawn carriage with words enteriment place painted on it in a modern city alley

>> No.34923977
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Post on a forum frequented by Kikimoras and Shoggoths that they're all roleplaying degenerates that need to learn to respect the traditional gender roles.

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>India or China tier imbalance but with sexes reversed
Imagine the rape and desperate messages you would get online
>I demand your hand in marriage in return for two hundred heads of cattle
>My shrine needs a new helper. I'll pay for plane tickets and accommodations, please...
>Bby pls become hubbsnd I gif 4 hunded tousand yuan just fr u
>you haf big biceps, show cock
Gremlins would make a killing out of ads that say "desperate single boys looking for a bachelorette now!" that redirect to unknowing single mens addresses

>> No.34924026

>pls respond i showed u my toebeans

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>> No.34924066

irc irl there was a south american country that lost a war so bad that it did cause a massive imbalance between men and woman demographics.

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Kek. I had an idea to commission a parody of those “my husband is dead I just want sex” porn ads but it’s a man with a lich/vampire/undead wife and it says something like “my wife is dead and I love her very much”

>> No.34924114

Paraguay. It was so bad that the Pope temporarily allowed polygamy there.

>> No.34924149

>At that time, males were only 13% of the total population of Paraguay.

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>> No.34924164

That was Paraguay, it actually screwed up their demographics so bad that non-Latin Western European surnames are common because they had to get male immigrants from Europe to avoid complete collapse. As a result they even had a dictator with the German name Stroessner

>> No.34924172

Cows are amazing.

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>> No.34924220

To the monster that gave me sabbath dreams last night, it didn't work and I'm still attracted to mature and big breasted monsters.

>> No.34924243

>KC was tweeting about an Underworld Liquor that make you very attractive to undeads, I asked him, given Hellhounds originated in the underworld
I never really though about "the Underworld" for undead being the same as the "Hell" concept of an underworld. I guess in antiquity the torture parts of the afterlife like Tartarus were just a section of the Underworld as a whole. Which means that there is potentially a pocket dimension where monsters like balrogs and liches are neighbours

>> No.34924267

Paijinkos are for breeding.
A majestic subspecies that seems to be less suited for combat than their bigger compatriots.

A partial domestication.

>> No.34924316

Going to annoy a Lich by loudly playing vidya with her Balrog neighbor all night long.

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It's a bad end for them because instead of conquering the world they're cooking breakfast for their families and getting their daughters ready for school in the mornings then taking care of the house and having lovey dovey babymaking sex with their husband when he comes home. It really is terrible how many villainesses we lose to bad ends every year

>> No.34924352

>I don't need anyone else, I have mooroboros

>> No.34924353

I want an older lich neighbor

>> No.34924414

Thinking you can domesticate a tiger is how you end up like Siegfried and Roy. No matter how small and stacked said tiger is

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>> No.34924504

Just curl up and she can't do shit.

>> No.34924512

Needs more diving bell

>> No.34924525

I wanna rape an anubis into submission

>> No.34924547

I want all of them at the same time.

>> No.34924580

This shit is beyond retarded and would never happen. The setting is about everybody finding love not some dystopian hellscape where 99% of the population dies alone. Monsters with a few exceptions are monogamous by nature and want a husband for themselves. Even then when there are harems it would never be some full retard one man with a hundred plus wives.

>> No.34924589
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Leviathan-chan refuses to say her real name because she thinks it'll make people make cracks about her weight
>My name is Levy
>"What's that short for?"
>... nothing
>"Cmon what is it?"
>Uuuuuuhhh if I tell you my real name it'll give you power over me haha
She's only slightly taller than most monsters and perfectly toned from swimming but that just makes her insecurities more cute

>> No.34924592

I want a nerd cow kogal

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>> No.34924601

>The setting is about everybody finding love
every man finding love

>> No.34924612
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I read in a guide that Ushi-Onis are weak to kisses! She's here to attack my village, but I think this is going to work!

>> No.34924676

>hair covering eyes
>all shortstack
Can I have them all in one?

>> No.34924690

>they're just as strong as a regular minotaur

Lack of abs and musculature says otherwise.

>> No.34924730

I want to have post-milking cuddles with a big and buff holstaur.

>> No.34924750

wonderland sahu

>> No.34924769

>He's dating a Shoggotaur

>> No.34924773

Women too. Nobody is left out or cucked. No losing heroines is in his rules under harem. If you think the setting is okay with women dying along unless there is some kind of Dragon Zombie happily ever after good end for them after you don't get the setting or KC.

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>spider neighbor looks at you like this when you come home
What did you do anon?

>> No.34924805

She probably saw me running shirtless again.

>> No.34924811

I just invited her for coffee

>> No.34924835

Was grunting loudly due to hitting a new pr

>> No.34924852

google "what are spiders natural predators"

>> No.34924875

Seems like that happens fairly often in the monster girl world

>> No.34924894


Now I want a Weskah Holst with red eyes and glasses

>> No.34924911

>anon comes out with some coffee
>says he got some new beans and wanted to see how they taste
>anon will soon learn the consequences of giving an arachne double shot espresso dark roast super caffeine coffee

>> No.34924925

I think she's just concerned about your safety, invite her over next time to supervise.

>> No.34924938

>no monstergirl will have flat chests when she's done
It's up to lolicon anon and his sabbath allies to stop her

>> No.34924942

Do arachne not get along with lizardgirls or harpies?

>> No.34924958

Soujiro Sakura has taught me well

>> No.34924961

>when you give her chicory coffee and she still tries to act drunk.

>> No.34924965

>breasts practically trying to bust through the police vest
didn't know I needed this

>> No.34924979

Ok, lets hope that my sweat wont bother her to much

>> No.34925020

Sabbath defense force, engage!

>> No.34925031

Best way to run in the summer.
Gets you some extra sun.

>> No.34925033

>Marune has entered the chat

>> No.34925068

Does Wurm count?

>> No.34925081
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Stages of commissioning NSFW and/or fetish art of your monsterfu:
>Be horny
>Write out saucy request
>Submission of request to artist
>Artist accepts request
>Blow your load that day
>Immediate regret of your commission
>Seriously contemplate canceling the commission
>Too cowardly to screw over the artist like that
>Become jaded
>Sketch completed for review
>Like what you see and be horny again
>Feeling good about the commission again
>Pay for the commission
>Blow your load that day
>More regret and despair
>Clean lines and color are done
>Start getting hyped for the completed piece
>Commission finished
>Thank the artist for a job well done
>Ultimately end up feeling good about the commission

Any other anons have similar experiences in regards to commissioning their monsterfus?
Pic tangentially related

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New waifu comm done

>> No.34925163

Cute bapho

>> No.34925188

Nice n sexy

>> No.34925197
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How do I convince the pharaoh to let the human boys go from slavery?

>> No.34925220

Glad you joined us bapho anon. Your waifu is adorable.

>> No.34925254

sexy baphos remind me of my fish for some reason

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>> No.34925297

I don't know, try challenging her to a chariot race or something.

>> No.34925298

She's beautiful.

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i'm probably just finding any reason to think about fish

>> No.34925313

>regret of your commission
why tho?

>> No.34925319

Be her sex slave and tell her

>> No.34925327

Gonna give her the snug

>> No.34925333
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>Shoggy loved her Master more than anything else in the world
>The whole world could end as long as her and Master are together
>Then one day it happened
>The Master she's integrated with, made her own, suddenly vanished
>"Mastah? W-Where are you!? I can't sense you with our neural link! Mastah!!!!!!"
>All that was left was a broken window and some remnants of her Masters clothes
>Shoggy knew she had to take matters into her own slime
>Using her cunning skill, maid abilities, quick wit, and the information she assimilated when converting her Master's library full of mystery novels and encyclopedias into her self, she'll hunt the assailant down to the ends of the earth
Make sure to see Detective Shog, coming to a theater near you!

>> No.34925341

Cute daughter.

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sharing body heat is a good thing

>> No.34925368

>Mastah just went down to return the baseball the sandlot kids had hit into his study window while he was cutting up some old shorts for his Robanon Crusoe cosplay

>> No.34925399

>Now, then, Mosanon, I will have no more of this Humie nonsense!

>> No.34925402

>full lingerie set
Very nice

>> No.34925423
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What historical figures would have a monster wife?

>> No.34925424

>005: Agent Feather Duster
>Detective Shog

Meido Cinematic Universe is really coming together. Can't wait for the Mantis Meido movie next spring

>> No.34925429

I always feel good about NSFW, if anything I'm more picky when it comes to SFW because I want it to be in character.

>> No.34925433

NOT daughter

>> No.34925454

Am I the only one in these threads who just can't stand MGE?
>The sameface
>The unintentional grimness
>The boring, threat-less nature of most of it.
It makes me want to puke at times.

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>> No.34925468

heard you the first time enslavedfag take your meds and go back to /tg/

>> No.34925471

Fuck off ya said this multiple times

>> No.34925474

Meido CU Upcoming Movies:
>Mantis Meido: Love Bites
>Ocelomaid - Jungle Fever
>The Good, The Bad, and The Very Well Sown Bonnet Given to Me by Master, Wow This is Such a Great Gift, I Can't Believe He Handmade it Just for Me

>> No.34925479

>He doesn't like the Lovey-Dovey candy land fantasy where everyone gets a good end


>> No.34925484

>Mosanon has no choice
>he has to use the forbidden curse
>until the men are freed, the Pharoah's touch will turn Mosanon's staff into a snake
How long can she last without sex before she breaks?

>> No.34925506

can i have your daughters hand in marriage?

>> No.34925512

fuck off enslavedfag
no one likes you

>> No.34925513

I love this thread

>> No.34925524

Only dudes get a happy ending. Women are forced into servitude towards a man.

>> No.34925531

>Dirty Hari Cursed Gun

.44 Magnum, Boya, the most powerful handgun in the world--she'll blow (You) clean off

>> No.34925535

>Mosanon, you know I can't do that. We have pyramids to build and whatnot.
>... Pharaoh what does that have to do with the Anubi edging our men for hours on end and blueballing them

>> No.34925548

Sorry for the offtopic post but since we are on the subject of fetishes what would suggest as far as mommy stuff for someone looking into getting into that?

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>> No.34925559


This is brilliant, I should write a story

>> No.34925562

Y'know, the entire reason I made that whole thing was so I could create a compromise between grimdarkfags and hugboxfags.
Sure, there's plenty of bad in the world, but you can 100% earn your happy ending if you try hard enough.

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>> No.34925585
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>> No.34925586

Stop giving him (yous)

>> No.34925598

fuck off
all you do wank about your fucking bug
no likes you here
no likes you in /tg/
go write on pastebin and never come back

>> No.34925600

Problem with most fetish stuff is that it completely misses the point of the appeal and derails into weird paraphilias. What do you like about the aesthetic? Tall women? The gentle attitudes? Gentle femdom? Or actual incest? Because unfortunately the last category is equal to the first 3 combined as far as material goes.

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>> No.34925612

Is he the one that had a mental breakdown?

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I guess any sufficiently big and gentle woman counts. Boogey is pretty motherly too.

>> No.34925626

dunno about that
just keeps writing about his insect OC
nothing about the lore other than "you have to be sad for your happy end"
just hamfistedly shoving grimdark into a happy setting

>> No.34925633

Y’know, I wrote a pastebin on how this works

>> No.34925636

I think the easiest way to get into mommy stuff is to have such a shitty childhood that you never learn that there are people other than your mother who are willing to give you affection.

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Exercise your dead

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>> No.34925652

Arnt we grumpy this morning

>> No.34925654

What happens if I don't?

>> No.34925663

Ok ok, hear me out on this. Haou Maou Brown Cow.

>> No.34925669

the rigor mortis starts setting in

>> No.34925670

Do tsurara-onnas get hot when they exercise? Or do they stay cool?

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>> No.34925677

Motherfucker, you made me kek

>> No.34925679

stiff joints
general grumpiness

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>> No.34925684

I mean, they don't get fat since they don't really eat, but... well whatever.

>> No.34925697

This guy should have done doujins about those succs. Like he did a doujin of the german foreigner girl of his series of girls that seduce boys in public.

>> No.34925703

what's the point of life if I don't have a fit undead gf that can flex on me with her unlimited stamina?

>> No.34925704
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look at this cute thundergoat

>> No.34925713

She a cute

>> No.34925715

Nice border.

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thanks i tried my best

>> No.34925724

Where do I get my very own Hatted Wife plushie?

>> No.34925726

Border? I hardly know 'er!

>> No.34925730

Post-nut clarity makes me feel like it's a waste of money, and of course, spending money on pornographic stuff feels shameful. The two combined make me feel regret when I do it.

But in the end, I end up enjoying the pieces I commission quite a lot.
It's a rollarcoaster of emotion

>> No.34925735

He had a mental breakdown. And contrary to common belief, he wasn’t the reason the /tg/ thread died. It was because people just kind of ran out of creative juices and left

>> No.34925738

You mean a hentai doujin right? Because they have their own non-lewd doujin.

>> No.34925741

Just visit the Hatter's cottage a few times. They're very lovely people. Your wife's ass/tits getting a bit bigger each visit is just a measure of how close you are to a plushie.

>> No.34925755

Maybe you should bust it less often so you can enjoy the commissioning process rather than getting stressed out over it.

>> No.34925761

/tg/ thread was just full of people shitting up the thread last I saw.

>> No.34925765

Why not get a few sfw and sweet comms instead?

>> No.34925769
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Nobody cares about the meta drama and history for the /tg/ general, post monster girls.

>> No.34925770

If you ever see any posts with
>I feel sick
>mge makes me want to puke
>it hurts to read this
>people liking this is depressing
Or similar things out of nowhere it's him. He has a bug boy oc made in paint and loves suffering.

>> No.34925773

No, cause I draw it myself

>> No.34925776

give it back
that was my banana

>> No.34925780

It’s gotten even worse because there’s only 4 anons who are even remotely trying to worldbuild, Enslavedanon being one of them.

>> No.34925786

Plenty of those already exist of her

>> No.34925795

I don’t love suffering.
I actually hate it. I just specifically use this guy as a punching bag because I thought you might like to see a monsterb*y suffer

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>> No.34925812

You have t ok be pretty autistic to world build on a waifu world setting

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>> No.34925830

mo one does

not here not on /tg/, not on /vg/ if you want him to suffer commission him getting curb stomped and leave everyone else out of it.

>> No.34925842

link me friend

>> No.34925854

>Tfw just murdered an entire colony of ants, eggs and all, that decided to make my porch deck their home.
Why you gotta make me feel bad, anon?

>> No.34925857

Cheshire nun who is the mother superior of your church

>> No.34925860

Cute and hard working.
Would happily serve them drinks after a hard day.

>> No.34925886

He’s the only major character who suffers a lot, if that’s okay with you.
Everyone else is earning their happy ending

>> No.34925907

These idiots need to stop building their homes on my property.

>> No.34925928

He's been posting some version of this in nearly every thread, usually as an excuse to talk about shit that doesn't belong here. Ignore him and he'll go away

>> No.34925931

Cute, would dig with them

>> No.34925973

>Nobody cares about the meta drama and history for the /tg/ general
I do

>> No.34925975

I don’t, though.
I post here, like, once every two weeks on average

>> No.34925986
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Well for me there has to be harems so we can have this kind of thing

>> No.34925997

>enslaved anon is here
Good luck /jp/

>> No.34926010

How many pushups can your wife do? Can you do more or less than her?

>> No.34926016

Fuck him

>> No.34926024

I’m angry at him because he wrote something kind of cute in the mgw thread about 2 days ago.
Now I know he’s just fucking with us.

>> No.34926044

Harems are nice.

>> No.34926050

Zero. No arms.

>> No.34926051

should i know who that is?

>> No.34926056

She cant do full range due to her milk tanks

>> No.34926058
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here are a couple of ways of holding your wifes paw to distract you from derailing the thread

>> No.34926066

>anon is lost underground
>finds friendly looking group of tired looking giant ant girls taking a break from digging and cooling off around a subterranean stream
>asks for directions out
>part of the way through following the route they gave him the tunnel takes a steep downwards turn
>he can't see the bottom of it with the light from his torch
>as he thinks to himself that he must have misunderstood the directions they gave him, he's shoved from behind
>tumbles down the steep incline
>while he dusts himself off and gets up he notices the distinct smell of sweat and sex
>he lights another torch
>the entire room is full of antgirls fucking
>he fell into the breeding cavern
>as he backs away, he bumps into the girls from earlier
>one takes her sweaty top off and uses it to extinguish his torch, plunging the room back into darkness
do NOT trust giant ants

>> No.34926071

Only 3 words is needed to describe him
MGE upsets me.

>> No.34926075

Some guy who got blamed for the fall of the tg thread and then had a nervous breakdown as a result

>> No.34926081

I'm gonna marry the mid-level boss since they deserve high level love!

>> No.34926092

this is why the end-level boss is still unmarried, people like you give up halfway

>> No.34926098

not an excuse, she just has to dig out a little trench for her breasts to dip into

>> No.34926114

Can lamia like monster girls do push ups?

>> No.34926115

Why not just get a borderline degen comm so you can work those horny feels out?

>> No.34926122

For how long?

>> No.34926129
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Why wouldn't they?

>> No.34926143

It's not my fault that Phantom boss was actually really cute and nice. Why would I keep going for the Wight boss?

>> No.34926147

World building can be okay if it's for the right reasons with the setting. Like it's natural to think of the place your waifu lives in, who she knows, where each of them work and then after that what the town/city/kingdom is like. The same sort of thing Will does for the side guides.
World building as /tg/ does it is just trying to add seriousness and drama to a comfy setting.

>> No.34926151

I wanna rub my dick on that lamia's tail.
I wanna cum on her tail

>> No.34926169

I remember getting a global one month for my first and only post I ever made on /v/ and I was on a static ip and this was back when a ban meant your couldn't even look at threads, I kind of just went back and hung around some other forums.

>> No.34926171

Just realized I was being retarded for a bit

>> No.34926184

>MGE upsets me.
mge upsets me because it will never be real

>> No.34926187

Time to grind to level 999 to get her

>> No.34926202

MGE isn’t comfy.

>> No.34926222

>grind to level 999

>> No.34926225

Early and late bosses are always mean or have something that makes them undesirable. Mid bosses are the comfiest.

>> No.34926236
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I think the question applies better to centaur types, even if possible it seems considerably harder for them.

>> No.34926246

Now you've gone and upset me, anon.
Why must you make this wound hurt so?

>> No.34926266


No hell is stated to exist in MGE, being the hugbox it is, its highly unlikely. Hellhounds are stated to originate in the underworld, not "hell".

>> No.34926268

>not limit breaking to get the post-game super boss
The ultimate CC... The say the actual final boss was a hero who turned evil after sealing her
which isn't true I just made it up because I have a soft spot for edgy anti heroes

>> No.34926280

maybe tartarus exist?

>> No.34926288

MGE is only a hugbox for a small sect of people.

>> No.34926293

How? Smack myself with a log and then heal to gain exeperince that way

>> No.34926298

I meant "Hell" as an example of what I was referring to. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously you dumpling

>> No.34926308
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I want an edgelord waifu but the kind of edgelord who still gets a T-rating for their game.

>> No.34926314
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Need more summer whitehorn art

>> No.34926324

I want a Harpy waifu who I can cut down legions of horrible sadistic monsters with

>> No.34926325

>melee lich who mutters "damn" under her breath then looks around to make sure nobody heard
Cute autist

>> No.34926327

I never played these, what did I miss?

>> No.34926342

If I had one, I would make fun of chunniness and also come in when she has her big speech and say, honey your dinner is getting cold

>> No.34926350 [DELETED] 

havn't most of us had an edge lord face though?

>> No.34926356

Not much. They were kind of like dmc gameplay with Diablo lore, fun but I wouldn't say they were cult classics

>> No.34926366

havn't most of us had an edgelord phase though?

>> No.34926397

Dhampirs are terrible influences

>> No.34926424

I'm not a grammar autist but it is funny to me that you corrected face but not havn't

>> No.34926429

Yes and i want to kill my past self for it

>> No.34926445

Baphos are the new OC lilims

>> No.34926462

No, i was good boi, alittle smacked in the head but good

>> No.34926464

The way KC intended

>> No.34926465
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Baphos are the OG* lilims

>> No.34926533
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You're goddamn right

>> No.34926578

Yes, it is raining, isn't it?

>> No.34926599

Hope more OCs of other species get made since it's nice seeing what people come up with

>> No.34926618

Maybe in a sexualized version where all "tortures" are sexual.

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>> No.34926650

Ghengis Khan with a centaur.

>> No.34926660

2 and Genesis are the ones worth playing. The first was okay but it got lazy towards the end of the game. The gameplay always ranges from mediocre to good but they all really get by on their presentation, lots of quality voice acting.

>> No.34926668

Remember that you can marry the first zombie boss in the undead levels and then use the power of love to defeat all the other bosses after she transforms into a Wight.

>> No.34926670

Women get a happy end too you retard. Everybody finds love. There is no reverse NTR level shit happening. Monsters in a harem love each other also. KC hates cruelty, NTR and women being sad or lonely just as much as when it is directed towards men. Everybody finds true love is the entire point. Not just men.

>> No.34926685

Paathurnax, teach me!

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>> No.34926698
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>Before fucking a monstergirl, you pull out one of these and ask her to wait while you put it on.
What happens?

>> No.34926706

I want that chubby red girl

>> No.34926712
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Evil incarnate

>> No.34926727

For me, it's the bees.

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>> No.34926731

Those hornets can go fuck themselves, they've caused me to die more times and I care to admit.
Now those shadow wights, they are where they party is at. Specifically blood moons.

>> No.34926742

Durnehviir is better

>> No.34926775
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>A botched puyo match causes Schezo Wegey to end up in the Monstergirl Encyclopdia universe.
How soon does he get raped after his wording makes a monstergirl think he's sexually interested?

>> No.34926795

I don't feel any rain.

>> No.34926821

It's not true love, though. Women are forced to find a man

>> No.34926857

>Sweaty tomboy giant Ant rape-pit

Nice, imagine emerging days later into the warm sun, having been crowned King of the Ants

>> No.34926869

Polar is my spirit animal.

>> No.34926876

What color schemes would go well with bogeys?

>> No.34926883


If by forced you mean they are driven by biology, Providence, and Choice towards finding a mate, then yes.

>> No.34926904

Don't feed the schizo

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>> No.34926944

I miss bath tubs.

>> No.34926955

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a little threadcanon (in fact I love it) but "world building" seems to mean "How can I shoehorn in as much human suffering as possible into this setting that explicitly rejects suffering and attempts to mitigate it as much as possible"

These same fags probably think Paradise or Heaven will be boring because there won't be any war or disease.

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Corrective therapy in the cuddlepit. Birth control is a crime under the law of the Demonlord.

>> No.34927006

I'd prefer it if they didn't have to seek out a man and weren't obligated to do so whatsoever, but did so entirely of their own free will.
It would make the love feel FAR more "Real"

>> No.34927009

>responding to off-topic spam

>> No.34927040
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I love that expression so many monstergirls make. It's says "I'm going to rape you until you get stockholm syndrome and then pamper you."

>> No.34927044

Yeah me too

>> No.34927051
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She's already fixed your condoms so she waits patiently for you to put them on.

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>> No.34927077

Aint this a copy n paste copypasta

>> No.34927094

Fact of the matter is that likely they accept the condom challenge. If monster girls can make you cum just from putting in, what's a piace of rubble gonna do?

>> No.34927095

Digits confirm, all heil our glorious demon lord

>> No.34927106
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What style of wedding dress would you prefer your waifu to wear at your wedding? Would you prefer a regular wedding dress or an erotic mix of a wedding dress and stripper outfit?

>> No.34927114

So the challenge for a couple is to make him cum so much that the condom he wears bursts and floods her pussy with multiple loads of seed at once? Interesting.

>> No.34927119

Seems like its the return of lots of faggots today

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I made an OC of my Jinko wife a while ago

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>> No.34927132

I was just thinking the same. I know any thread/board is going to have a small minority of dedicated shitposters but it's strange how they seem to converge at similar times

>> No.34927136

as opposed to a manually typed out copypasta?

>> No.34927141


A dress thats shows off her abs.

>> No.34927160

Same shit, even down to the fucking image used

>> No.34927163
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Something like this (even though this particular monstergirl doesn't have abs)?

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Play with the dolls

>> No.34927197

I was aware, and watch your profanity.

>> No.34927199
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Save the bondage gear for the bedroom.

>> No.34927218


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>> No.34927233

How many times have you posted this?

>> No.34927247

Both deserve reposting for the responses.

>> No.34927248

This is the punishment you people get for using condoms

>> No.34927250

I would do this with any big monster girl

>> No.34927253

Don't you have a writing contest to get last place in?

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>> No.34927273

goliath doll needs more love

>> No.34927277

>Fly swatting big monster asses
Pathetic. Use your hands man-thing

>> No.34927281

not sure what the hype was all about,
was it normalfags first foray into the tall girl fetish?

>> No.34927283

The contest's over and I've gotten feedback from the judges. I hope to do better next time.

>> No.34927288

I take it today is a day to hate everything around us then?

>> No.34927296

Pretty much. Lady D didn't really do much for me since I've already seen so much better with Hasshaku-sama and other tall girls.

>> No.34927301

No, I would spank and give them kanchos with my hands

>> No.34927314
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Likely, yes. The entire gamebase of Resident Evil got introduced to a big vampire waifu. It isn't like vampire girls and BEEG undeads are rare, but it isn't like the average normalfag will know about them either.

>> No.34927316

You're making a mistake, the swing is easily parried, it doesn't matter if you use a tool or not. You're asking to get countered.

>> No.34927319


>> No.34927321

the hype was that it was the sexiest thing to chase playees around l mr x and the nemisis before her
and the second female big monster to do so, but no one wants to fuck lisa trevor

>> No.34927324

I'm still annoyed that the game didn't have an option to take Heisenberg's offer. He seemed like the most reasonable character at that point in the story.

>> No.34927343

But ass that big is just assking to get spanked

>> No.34927344

i like how crome turned her into a tank
maybey i should start playing mgq again.

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She's a good girl

>> No.34927362
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Uhm, yes, I'd like one chocolate Jub please.

>> No.34927380

Hey, I doubt it!

>> No.34927438

You’ll eat out your strawberry jubjub and you’ll like it mister

>> No.34927443

I will sleep in the forest with nothing on, lets hope I am not raped

>> No.34927455

Today feels like a Saturday with all the shitposts.

>> No.34927459

I wonder what would scam calls be like in MGE?

>> No.34927476

Yeah it does

>> No.34927477

Can you have one night stands with monstergirls?

>> No.34927491

Yeah well, it's past Evil incarnate's bed time, time for sleep little girl.

>> No.34927496

What the fuck is going on, why is there so many fucking shitposts today

>> No.34927505

whitehorn needs lewd art

>> No.34927511

I don't see any cheshires getting fucked

>> No.34927517

>are monsters giving you a hard time? neighborhood werewolves at your door every night? scared of getting raped? press 1 to speak to one of our security experts and confirm your address and we'll make sure you can get a good night's sleep!

>> No.34927518

thats why there is so much shitposting

>> No.34927543

The call center is full of Gandharvas with thick Indian accents.

>> No.34927546

It's one anon from /tg/ going crazy and someone was dumb enough to post about it in the /vg/ general since he's fucking up their threads too, that's probably why you're seeing MGQ stuff for the first time in a while here.

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Purple Monkey Ass.

>> No.34927553

Monster girl with indian accent talks with you

>> No.34927563

I'm going to buy 5 of whatever the friendly Danuki is selling on the phone. Just renewed my warranty on the car I don't own!

>> No.34927566

Posion monkey ass

>> No.34927568

Sounds like a good fate.

>> No.34927591

You used to be respectable

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