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All spider daughters!

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>> No.34927607

God dammit

>> No.34927638

What do you mean

>> No.34927647
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She's figured out your secret Anon! She's going to tell everybody!

>> No.34927655
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fish post before bed

>> No.34927685

It's safe to take a shortcut through undead realm territory, right? It should be easy enough to outrun any trouble since zombies are pretty slow.

>> No.34927698

>in b4 jumping zombies

>> No.34927700
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I like to think my Manticore wife has a indian accent. Unsure of the thickness.

>> No.34927733

Thicker than Apus

>> No.34927736

What accent is best accent for a monster girl?

>> No.34927742

Southern USA

>> No.34927749
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>> No.34927759

>immobilizes you with her poison
>starts seductively purring while indian belly dance stripteasing
oh lordy

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Is she good with computers?

>> No.34927771
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Russian, but soft.

>> No.34927776

Can you have one night stands with monstergirls?

>> No.34927786
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Touch fluffy ears.

>> No.34927795

God, this fucker needs to hang himself already

>> No.34927803


>> No.34927809
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Friendly reminder to update the MAID-OS on your Automatons to the latest version

>> No.34927816
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'old them hands up, mister. I gotta checks yer 'guns'.

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Post non MGE monstergirls in response to this or the polar will come in the night to consume your pantry.

>> No.34927843

I have a jailbroken one, wat do?

>> No.34927860

Fuck off with that bullshit

>> No.34927862 [SPOILER] 
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here, I have a copy of MAID-OS on this thumb drive you can have

>> No.34927874

So like thicker than his wifes accent?

And the slime or tail is perfect for edgkng while she does her dance. Very dangerous.

Of course. Part of her eros religious courses also included gandharva computer class.

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Maybe later.

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This oni is outta control!

>> No.34927889

Do the other wives have accents too or just Tiyasa?

>> No.34927910
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>Whistling a cheerful tune as a I walk through the forest by the graveyard.

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>> No.34927919

I am going to punish the angels before they can punish me!

>> No.34927920

>gandharva computer class
I can't help but think an old Gandharva still holding on to her Atari ST.

>> No.34927924
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Who's your favorite mamono sports team?

>> No.34927926

She figured out that I am a slut for dragons? Oooooh noooo don't do that, please, anything but that.

>> No.34927955

What do I have to do to keep the squirrel quiet? I really don't want anybody to know about her.

>> No.34927975

KC is a horrible writer who makes good designs. There, I said it.

>> No.34927982
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How do I get a super powerful eldritch waifu that can turn an entire planet into her broodnest?

>> No.34927984
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the loli-babas
a bunch of sabbath girls that are 100+ years old

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>> No.34928007

I saw this video on squirrel proofing and they said you should put vaseline on your pole.

>> No.34928010

he's a porn writer

>> No.34928036

Payak has a macedonian/greek accent. Quite thick
Belladonna i wanna say has one as well, but i am unsure what kinda. Thinking either one from the middle east or a more northern african one. Or perhaps and sub saharan one.
Maria doesnt have one.

All tiyasa has told me is she was quite ancient. Surprised her how old some of the tech she had was.

>> No.34928037

And not a very good one either.

>> No.34928057

KC is good at coming up with characters and personalities, not necessarily a good narrative writer. I like his stuff, though. Each MG is cute in her own unique and interesting way, all of them would make excellent waifus (with a few exceptions)

>> No.34928082

The Fluffsburg Huffers.

>> No.34928087

Not really. His characters are fucking awful

>> No.34928132

Heard you the first time, it makes you feel sick. Now eat and find a site that likes you because every board you post on hates your guts.

>> No.34928159

What don't you like about them? One of my favorite things is how vibrant most of them are, and how easy it is to write stories based on how they'd react to certain circumstances.

>> No.34928177

And I'm sure your shitty bug boy is much better

>> No.34928184

I wonder how mad an Anubis would get if she got banned from her favorite MonCraft server.

>> No.34928217

I hate how controlled they all are.
Monstergirls are forced by instincts to seek out a partner and love him unconditionally. It makes any sort of “Love” they have for you feel utterly fake.
Basically, if they’re all after your dick, what’s the point?

>> No.34928228

You are talking to a mentally ill /tg/fag that even /tg/ hates, any reply is just a fuel for him to continue his drivel

>> No.34928237

Everything that KC says and what he shows are at constant odds with each other.

>> No.34928243

3dpd is bad. The way they are is the best.

>> No.34928251

Oh god...

>> No.34928293

Who said I cared about 3dpd?

>> No.34928300
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Understood, believer. Your prayers shall be attended.

>> No.34928366

What I will say about him is that I like the profiles but I generally ignore the place descriptions. Don't get me wrong here, I'm all about the waifus, but not so much the restaurants where everything on the menu is an aphrodisiac.

>> No.34928369
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>A botched puyo puyo match causes Schezo Wegey to end up in the Monstergirl Encyclopdia universe.
How soon does he get raped after his wording makes a monstergirl think he's sexually interested?

>> No.34928378

I'm okay with his designs, but his characters and world are some of the worst I've ever seen.

>> No.34928403
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I love that expression so many monstergirls make. It's says "I'm going to rape you until you get stockholm syndrome and then pamper you."

>> No.34928465
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I think lately I’m into aggressive behavior. Like when they look at you like walking garbage while they rape you.
Maybe they get sexually frustrated you haven’t been doing anything, maybe they think you have eyes on another monster and start raping you in rage and sorrow. But like midway through when you are already moaning like a woman begging forgiveness some evidence shows up lime your phone receives a message you were actually searching presents for the girl raping you or something and she is deeply sorry for it but the gesture makes her vagina involuntarily contract in happiness and she keeps raping you in spite of wanting to stop now.
And maybe she just loses herself in pleasure and keeps raping you anyway now.

>> No.34928484

>It should be easy enough to outrun any trouble since zombies are pretty slow
You really think it would be easy? It’s only easy until they start crying as their hearts start to break as you get further and further away.

>> No.34928486

I just want an older large monster girl to be motherly and make me feel good

>> No.34928518
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Be careful of what you wish for, moron. You don’t want to be a belly warmer, forced to cum on big thighs for the rest of your life

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this anon gets it

>> No.34928531

I'm not ill. I'm just angry and kind of sad because MGE ruins all of my fetishes.

>> No.34928542

The Boy Stealers of course.

>> No.34928555

I'll molest her pudge then

>> No.34928557

Mudbay swim team

>> No.34928561

Enslaved anon I'm going to be straight with you. On some level I can understand you because some of the things I like would get me blacklisted from here ten times over. Why don't I post them? Because it's stupid to try and change somewhere that's already happy how they are, by coming here and posting anti-mge stuff it's like someone from germany moving to japan and insisting the locals disown their culture to follow german norms.

That goes for the bug posting on /tg/ and /vg/ too. None of them want it, it's time to either adapt and learn to like what the locals do or move on. I know it's painful leaving generals but there's other sites out there. Try /r/monstergirl's discord, try MGU, hell maybe even try spacebattles. There's more to the world of monsters than 4chan and you might find somewhere better suited to what you like.

>> No.34928567

My idea monstergirl is one that has imperfections and stuff (IE. murderous instincts, a culture that hates humans), but is able to overcome those for the sake of a healthy relationship with someone she cares about.

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I would love to get punched and fucked at the same time by a martial artist MG.

>> No.34928590

I just feel that if I left, I'd be leaving you guys behind. I don't hold any ill will against any of you guys. Not one bit.

>> No.34928591

Don’t ogres do that, or was that translators having a giggle?

>> No.34928593

Molten Core Deep Divers.

>> No.34928603

Someone once suggested splitting off into two generals. MGE general and other monstergirl stuff general.
I can't say it's exactly a BAD idea.

>> No.34928615

its not a bad idea but at the same time it is as im pretty sure the other MG stuff would just be a dead thread

>> No.34928625

You'd be surprised.

>> No.34928626

It is stupid, one of those two threads would die and it pigeonholes the other

>> No.34928633

Are you controlled by your dick? All of us are controlled by instinct, /tg/fren, if you are a materialist then that is all we are controlled by. If you're religious like me, then you also have a soul which chooses when and how to obey that instinct, this granting you free will. Not impartial will, for all will is influenced by external factors, divine inspiration, infernal temptation, or simply physical instinct, like hunger or tiredness, but will that is free to choose nonetheless.

Monstergirls have free will--like all healthy creatures, they overwhelmingly choose things likely to grant them happiness. Imagine them as regular females with pair-bonding and mating instincts turned up to 11.

Anyway, I know you're probably a troll but in case you're just a lonely sperg I hope that helps you understand

t. Was a lonely sperg too until I met some nice frens

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Impregnate sea succs.

>> No.34928665

I will do sea hags tho

>> No.34928670

Are we really going to do this again? If you think someone is shitposting or samefagging don't humour it at all. Just ignore and report

>> No.34928677

Learn to spell

>> No.34928682

I'm going to be blunt and I don't mean this as an insult but that may be internet Stockholm syndrome taking hold. Anons are pretty hostile towards you, branch out and find people who care about what you like, it's not healthy doing this trust me.
Seconding that it would be a dead thread, the /tg/ thread is already sort of that.

>> No.34928688

Yeah, but that kind of feels like it's clouding their free will, isn't it?

>> No.34928697

It's fine, just go to deviantart and look up "saninaka". They'll be your friends probably.

>> No.34928701

Like, MGE, on paper, technically DOES appeal to most of my fetishes/things I like (Corruption, TF, handholding, monstergirl, etc)
It's just that the way these things are presented makes me feel icky.

>> No.34928723

is it because you are afraid of commitment?

>> No.34928732

No. Not really.

>> No.34928766

For those who fear being cucked, don't fear. Monsterboys are for straight human women, and Monstergirls are for straight human men

>> No.34928776

Why don't you fuck off

>> No.34928783

shitpost central, it seems like today

>> No.34928794

And the thread turns into literal shithole because retards keep feeding attention seeking schizo. How marvelous

>> No.34928799

was there like an mg game that got popular on /v/ or what the hell is going on?

>> No.34928818
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>this thread
This is what happens when you turn your back on God

>> No.34928823

I love my all monstergirl wives!

>> No.34928835
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Simple as.

>> No.34928844
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Don't breed the trolls

>> No.34928845
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>> No.34928852

Why do you keep posting these in every thread?

>> No.34928858

because a bunch of faggots are talking offtopic shit so might as well shit the thread up some more

>> No.34928861

I love my mg wives too anon

>> No.34928862

Baphos are cute

>> No.34928863
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>> No.34928871
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dangerously based

>> No.34928874

that ass is amazing and sauce?

>> No.34928880
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>Walk into a bank and talk to the teller about how you want to fuck a girl that's half snake half human
>Tell her about how you find snek tail attractive and how a lamia could give her a better blowjob with her long tongue than she ever could

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>> No.34928889

I always wondered, can mgs with huge tails like foxes or ratas lie on their backs??

>> No.34928896

/tg/ thread is slow due to inactivity, so the resident shitposter came here

>> No.34928903

I apologize in advance as most of the stuff is well outside my tolerance.

>> No.34928904
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I will tell Shoggy to drop the maid and "Mastah" thing because she's my wife and I will treat her as my equal.

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>> No.34928910
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>> No.34928928

Isn't it always like that though?

>> No.34928938

Utterly based

>> No.34928949

shh don't tell them about the Bionicles
Can't have any dragons or nukis coming over to take my valuables from me

>> No.34928950

I'm not trying to make anyone mad.
If I was, you'd have a lethal aneurysm.

>> No.34928958

faint middle-eastern or thick irish

>> No.34928960

>go to MG thread
>know how they act
>"hey what if *im legally retarded*?"
>people get mad
>"i dont try to make people mad"

>> No.34928964
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This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

>> No.34928969

What a worthless post

>> No.34928972

I would rather have big Yeti paws in my face rather than see certain posts as of late

>> No.34928974

Thanks to the wock and chesh who live in the flat above mine, I've grown fond of football. I even join in their chanting from below.

>> No.34928975

just like yours bugboy

>> No.34928979

Well yes but the difference is this time mggg told him to fuck off too

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>> No.34928985

Give me a year, there'll be four

>> No.34928991

why do you even come here?

>> No.34928997

I'll tell it to you straight because I agree with this >>34928561 anon, but just go.
Most people don't like you, go and start somewhere anew.

>> No.34929002

Is that how you killed the /tg/ thread?

>> No.34929005

Why do you regurgitate buzzwords without actually saying anything of substance?

>> No.34929012

why do you come here and shit up the thread?

>> No.34929015
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>> No.34929016

Common misconception, actually. People just kind of ran out of steam.

>> No.34929019

He who posted it, browned it

>> No.34929022

Want sauce. Is it more than a single page?

>> No.34929030


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>> No.34929038

Thank you /jp/ for taking this schizo off our board we wont forget your sacrifice.

>> No.34929039

no, fuck off

>> No.34929041
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Ice Queen wife won't let go!

>> No.34929051
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>> No.34929052
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>"Is something wrong with the bed, master?"
>"It would be better if I had someone to share it with"

>> No.34929053

take him back

>> No.34929055


>> No.34929064

No fuck off you can have him
He is upset with MGE let him be upset in a MGE thread and not in ours

>> No.34929071

This isn't how the bugboy faggot usually posts. It's a roleplaying faggot. Ignore and report for trolling.

>> No.34929074

Don't bother. It's one of those short 'oh it would be so funny if elves were rapists I must be a genius for such unconventional thinking!' comics. The "comic" itself is just 2? 3? pages long and because the author is so funny it features mindless slut elves who are implied to "rape" goblins and stuffs

>> No.34929081

Is this some kind of 4d chess furry shitposting or am I going schizoid?

>> No.34929089

Yea, usually he apologizes in between before continuing doing the exact same thing.

>> No.34929091
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considering that half the MG have giant paw hands. no

>> No.34929096

HE just likes big, meaty paws as found on gryphons, manticores and jinkos

>> No.34929101

I am gonna break Shoggy's mind by telling her she is my "Mistrahss" and I am her butler.

>> No.34929125

>the only people bothering to gatekeep the thread are newfags that eagerly take the lowest effort bait and aren't even aware of MGE's source material
that explains the thread quality lately

>> No.34929126

See >>34928403

>> No.34929143

Yeah, they kept steam for like three and a half years and then mysteriously ran out after six months of bug boy posting. Pure coincidence.

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biggest awoo

>> No.34929175

It felt like it was him right up until the point he said he'd miss people if he left 4chan and after that a copycat started posting more aggressively than he does.

>> No.34929190

Not him.

>> No.34929220

Freedom is the ability to choose what is right. What is right for Monstergirls (and humans, for that matter) is to fall in love, marry, and have lots of children. Quite frankly, all else in life is incidental.

Although I can understand how hyoer-thirsty Monstergirls can be annoying. Not every MG will be attracted to every man, but every Man and every MG will eventually find someone to love--call it the passive magic of the MG world

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>> No.34929234

even the other fag, what a horrible day

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Sounds like you have one too many thread boogeymen anon. Maybe you should relax.

>> No.34929260

>Playing with your wife's underwear!
She big

>> No.34929269

It's just one shitposter pretending to be several.

>> No.34929274

That's not love at all, then.

>> No.34929299

Yeah, that's hot.

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big dragons are best dragons

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>> No.34929352

I hope you choke and die on your own spit.

>> No.34929359 [SPOILER] 
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What do you call a phantom that is also a monarch?
A drama queen.

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>> No.34929373

Not wearing panty can cause cheshire multiplication.

>> No.34929378

If enslaved anon and giantessfag were to be the horsemen of the fagapocalypse who would be the other two?

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Oh no they're dancing!

>> No.34929396

>listening to this right as I click your pic
perfectly timed

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reward your wan

>> No.34929401

If a monster telss me she plays persona I'm turning 180 degrees and walking right out the door

>> No.34929412

People call me a schizo, but I'm using basic logic here. If you so much as mildly rattle MGE's hugbox, it all comes apart at the seams.

>> No.34929417

but why come here and post it then. you dont want to make people mad. but you post shit that you know will make them mad?

>> No.34929444

little known fact, all automatons have underlying maid protocols.

>> No.34929455

Look, let me just reword this. I love monstergirls. I really do.
But MGE ruins them for me because it works in a way that triggers almost every possible negative emotion in me. People call it an "Escapist" setting, but I have a hard time believing they could escape when the flaws are so blatant it's hilarious.

>> No.34929471

Oh god... Again...

>> No.34929482

So you are here because people here like things you don't like?

>> No.34929499

You aren't some genius point out this shit to us. We know and don't fucking care. We like it like it is and don't want you to fix it. Nobody wants to hear about your opinions. We want MGE and not you.

>> No.34929517
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ok retard

>> No.34929543
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Always remember to bring some Neosporin near your bed since even the most docile of monsters can leave vicious wounds.

>> No.34929547
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>retards still taking the bait
I know it's really hard for you to not type out these epic witty retorts to pwn them, but please just close the thread or sit on your hands instead of shitting things up further

>> No.34929548

I know. I'm not a genius.

>> No.34929564

if you dont tell him to fuck of he'll turn this thread into the next /tg/
i also want to be called a dummy by snek

>> No.34929582

Find a medusa, they're great for that 'baka' feel.

>> No.34929674
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big sweti yeti hugs

>> No.34929686

God dammit, I want to enjoy monstergirls so badly. But, like I said, MGE soured it in my eyes.

>> No.34929690

Yeah this syncs up well actually.

>> No.34929691

does yeti sweti? is that why she in bikini?

>> No.34929692
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Does an Omukade count?

>> No.34929697

Yeah, I think so.
But I'd be a little disappointed if Yeti can't get sweti.

>> No.34929707
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Then fuck off and let literally every other person just enjoy it and you can have your own headcanon retard.

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>> No.34929734
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I want to politely yet firmly insist that the sweti yeti towel off before hugging me, before immediately getting my face smushed against her chest anyways.

>> No.34929772

I think I realized it. The word I was looking for was "Selfish."

>> No.34929777
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spider maids

>> No.34929800

We're trimming her nails before next time.

>> No.34929803

Adorable. I have a gif of her trying to flip a pancake

>> No.34929815

remember, implying that copious amounts of spiderwebs aren't part of a clean house is a quick way to get wrapped up by a spider maid.

>> No.34929833
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So do I.

>> No.34929840
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>not putting socks on your wan

>> No.34929865

There it is.

>> No.34929870
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Don't teach her how to do her job.

>> No.34929895
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are the best maids

>> No.34929911

Look, all I want to know is if you understand my POV. That's it.

>> No.34929920
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>Dungeon Delving with your Vampire wife!
>Some mamono asked you both to explore an old dungeon
>These pre-demon lord dungeons are sometimes filled with actual dangerous traps
>People argued it was better to just collapse the damn thing
>But you two can safely defuse it while leaving it (mostly) preserved
>Plus your vampire wife loves the adventure, it's just like her older sister Dhampir's stories
>Oh well, you're an undead incubus and she's a vampire, it's as safe as it can get
>Also, you two have become quite proficient at it
>This room for example, you can easily tell it's a classic "narrow corridor with a pressure plate trap" room
>Vampire wife bets you that it triggers some spike trap
>You're pretty sure that's a pressure plate used for hidden darts trap though
>You send a decoy doll to it, and sure enough it gets impaled by spikes from the ground AND pierced by a dart trap from the wall
>You both chuckle, confirm the traps are disarmed and move to the next room
>This one is a locked door on the left with three levers on the wall besides it
>Vampire wife starts complaining how this is terrible dungeon-design, forcing the challenger to brute force it
>She moves to the left lever while you take the right one, since the middle is never the first one
>You pull your lever first, and the lever automatically resets
>Vampire wife pulls her lever, and it stays. Alright, you try your lever again
>A guillotine falls swiftly from the ceiling and cuts cleanly through your forearm
>Dang, this is an actually good trap. The bait with the first reset was genius.
>And that's some high-end blade, it severed your hand right through your mithril gauntlet
>Nothing serious, of course. Just splash some good ol' health potion and you can reattach your hand
>Probably better do it now before vampire wife sees it, she gets really upset when-
>Shit, she's staring at your severed hand on the lever with a look of pure dread
>Tell her you're fine
>She starts casting some magic
>oh boy, here we go
>15minutes later, you're on the middle of what used to be a puzzle room before some high-level vampire magic completely trashed it
>Vampire wife is still lightly sobbing into your neck while you reassure her that you're fine
>Your hand is safely reattached and in headpatting duty
>Too bad for this room, but it was a shit puzzle anyway even if the trap was good
>Wife stop sniffing and now she's nibbling on your chest
>oh boy, here we go x2

>> No.34929947

I mean, technically it was a good puzzle if it slowed you down that much, even if it wasn't in the way the creator intended.

>> No.34930004
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Who would win a slap-off Jinko or Minotaur?

No claw use allowed.

>> No.34930022

I believe in mino supremacy so I think it's a close shave but the mino wins.

>> No.34930077

I think the Jinko has the advantage in speed and mass when it comes to slaps

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How did you manage to piss off the lim, anon?

>> No.34930099

Regular succs are better than lims, there I said it

>> No.34930103

What's with this weird "rivalry" that keeps getting pushed?

>> No.34930106

>Popcorn is a dessert.

>> No.34930117

>Look I only hesitated for a moment when someone said "Lims or bionicles"

>> No.34930136

It should be Grizzly vs Minotaur

>> No.34930149

>Bear vs bull
>Bear and bull
>B E A R A N D B U L L

>> No.34930154

Any monster is better than a Lilim in my eyes.

>> No.34930156

I told her to her face that she's too intimidating and I don't feel worthy of a lim.

>> No.34930158

no not this shit again
fuck you ulysses I nuke both everytime

>> No.34930165

>Your mother went too far

>> No.34930167

I let slip the forbidden words that rhyme with "Gary Clue".

>> No.34930172
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I didn't give her a kiss when she demanded it.

>> No.34930177

Grey-mane or Battle-born?

>> No.34930184

I was thinking more about the stock market. And Tanukis running the fights for money.

>> No.34930192

Oh, right.
Yeah that too.

>> No.34930201

Turned her down and went to look for a better girl

>> No.34930227

>Violated Hero 1
Aww. Well, here's what little I could find that features rapist elves.

>> No.34930230

Told her I want her sister more.

>> No.34930245

Tried to get some upskirt shots while on the bus
Wasn't sneaky enough

>> No.34930248

>Exhausted Grizzly and Mino after playing that DLC
If you use that term they'd probably just groan in irritation rather than smash your pelvis.

>Stock market is just underground pit fights between a minotaur and grizzly.

Whichever one gets me a strong viking amazon waifu

>> No.34930249

Probably one of the regulars

>> No.34930276

>Grey-mane or Battle-born?
I read this in his voice and I don't like it.

>> No.34930280

>Grizzly fighter is stuck in an endless loop of sadness because if she wins millions are miserable and millions are happy when she loses.
Would you save her from this spiral of depression?

>> No.34930308

Because the bears probably retire quite quickly

>> No.34930312

>Whichever one gets me a strong viking amazon waifu
They both do. Problem is, do you want a staunch traditionalist that's picked up some minor cultural quips from the Imperia City and has the connections and wealth to pamper you, or do you want an ardent, honest hearted (but kinda dumb) nativist, who can really show you the beauty of her homeland?

>> No.34930343

Eh, don't mind it. Gives some more flavor to the underappreciated girls, kinda like the random greenworm-giant slug rivalry

>> No.34930344

I wish to obtain multiple little green cocksleeves.

>> No.34930350


>> No.34930354

I would enter into the pit fights just for the hell of it

>> No.34930376

Alp yourself

>> No.34930377

Latter does sound better, even if it means more work and adventuring to support our daughterus

>> No.34930384

i said i prefer human women

>> No.34930395

But Anon, you can't win in the stock pits.

>> No.34930410

Literally what Agent Smith talks about, a person who can't accept a wholesome world made up of cute, sweet-natured, loyal women who just want to settle down and have tons of kids.

Monstergirls are the way women are *supposed* to be, the modern world makes them into what they are.

>> No.34930418

I'll keep on gettin up until I aint allowed to cause mama didnt raise a quitter

>> No.34930426
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They want you too anon.

>> No.34930432

THIS is how you do MGE world building although technically I think those traps would have been lewd-ified by DL magic, it's nice to see a non-lewd challenge every once in a while

>> No.34930433

>All the nukis are whispering and gasping at you fighting.
>One throws her bra at you while shouting 'give her the chair!'

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she was too big for smash

>> No.34930440
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>happy kesaran noises

>> No.34930442

He just needs to follow /biz/'s motto. Buy High Sell Low

>> No.34930457

Im gonna tell the audience, I am here to fight, win or lose and to give my all. I also was told by mama that I have a hard head, so might as well put it to good usr

>> No.34930462

>CC nuki changes the stock value to get anon in her debt so he'll have no choice but to marry her
How can mamono be so utterly diabolical?

>> No.34930464

Jesus fuck, what is your problem.

>> No.34930490

I can accept that.
MGE isn't that, though.

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>> No.34930510

What happens if I jiggle my pecs at a monster girl?

>> No.34930522

She says "Ew"

>> No.34930530

Flexing is asking for a rapin'

>> No.34930542

How bad tho?

>> No.34930553
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>> No.34930560

Somewhere between "not at all" and "entirely".

>> No.34930571

I want to touch the cow and do it now

>> No.34930577
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Why are monstergirl tomboys so rare? You'd think it'd be a match made in heaven.

>> No.34930583

Depends on the species.

>> No.34930598

I bought cigs again.

>> No.34930620

This was a really nice greentext anon
Although they shouldn't delve too deep into ancient dungeons, there's usually more than traps down there after all

>> No.34930639

Put superglue on her door handle while she was out.

>> No.34930650

>Monstergirls are the way women are *supposed* to be, the modern world makes them into what they are.

No, hypergamy exists since thousands of years ago. Before the current age women were not like monstergirls, hypergamy was just more suppressed.

>> No.34930672

To be fair, you can't PROVE neolithic girls weren't 2pure4u nature fairy nymph goddesses that wanted to hold hands and snu snu with only their husbando forever

>> No.34930677
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>meanwhile in a round table meeting amongst Order Knights and Mages
>Background music:


Different Order Knights, Mages and Clergymen are having a rather serious meeting that may or may not have tactical importance. But there may or may not be a monstergirl spy hiding among themselves and or is disguised.


Get a random generated monstergirl and tell us what information is she spying for and how is she disguised or hidden? Also if you get a "Big Monstergirl" like a minotaur, Holstaur, Ushi Oni, Dragon or ANY "Big" monstergirl that has a hard time staying subtly hidden or not good for stealth. You're free to retry for a different monstergirl that is better suited for stealth or staying hidden.

>> No.34930716 [DELETED] 

Did you get sodomized as a boy? Your obsession with men is getting creepy.

>> No.34930736

Because they're not submissive and have ambitions, which triggers this entire thread.

>> No.34930744

No, no, I like this one, it's a good prompt

>> No.34930746 [DELETED] 

Yeah. I did childporn. Bunch of fat old men slammed their massive wrinkled cocks in every one of my orifices while I screamed and begged them to stop. Friendly reminder that all pedos deserve the rope. :^) LOL!!!!!!

>> No.34930753

>which triggers this entire thread

>> No.34930756

He wrote this short story that was actually kind of cute in a weird way.

>> No.34930758

Lol, half of this thread wants to become a house-husband to a Mino warrior or business-savy Racoon girl. Stop being a fag.

>> No.34930761

>MGE isn't that, though.

Why not?

>> No.34930770

>it's still going
I think this tops the femdom/maledom autism that one time that derailed half the thread. I'm partly at fault for even acknowledging

>> No.34930793

I don't want to get into it. Look, there's a lot of implications that highly disturb me. I'll just leave it at that

>> No.34930796

She can't tell everybody my secret if I tell them first
>I like large, intimidating women who boss me around!

>> No.34930823

I thought enslaved anon wasn't allowed in the /jp/ thread

>> No.34930841
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Enough of this autism--how do I make my new grape snek gf smile like this? We only just started dating recently, I ran into her at the College Library, she was checking out a ton of old tomes, she must be a historian or something...

>> No.34930846

>highly disturb me
You need to be 18 to post on this website.

>> No.34930853

Speaking of that autist, I actually read some of his stuff.
>Tfw it kinda sounds a little comfy

>> No.34930869

What scares monsters?

>> No.34930873

So half the thread would rather be dead weight and expect the woman to do all the work. It's like communists discussing what they'll do in the communes. There is nothing wrong with being a house husband. Just don't treat it like an easy mode like the women you claim to despise.

>> No.34930878

She is into architecture. Give her the blueprints to the local Desert Palace and she will the happiest snek in the world.

>> No.34930879

The one amusing thing about this whole mess is that the older spammer tried to piggyback off the new shitposter who was way more successful in triggering the thread.
Like he gives a shit.

>> No.34930883
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No idea but mine gets pretty happy when I drink whatever potions she gives me and do whatever rituals she wants me to so maybe try that.

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Any news from KC? He's been awfully quiet. Tokyo in a State of Emergency

>> No.34930905

>No cute bapho to follow me to hockey just to watch me
Its rough.

>> No.34930907

Basically monster girls are a paradigm shift i guess, now woman(monsters) are expected to be the breadwinners idk.

>> No.34930917

What? Why? How?

>> No.34930927

What else? Covid

>> No.34930928

I guess? You can pretty opt out of the rat race at that point if you want to though. Magics nice like that.

>> No.34930950

>screwed up and gave her blueprints to the Ice Palace
She said it was sweet but I can tell she was disappointed. Ice queens are like frosty pharaohs right?

>> No.34930986

You really goofed up Anon, sneks are cold blooded. You're going to have to hold onto her over the entire duration of her siege of the Ice Palace. You should apologize to her for preemptively intruding on her personal space.

>> No.34930992

Well, I dunno much about architecture, but my Uncle was a pretty good artist, he used to show me his architectural sketches and watercolors when I was a kid. Maybe she'll like them?

Hmm, she does spend a lot of time in the kitchen brewing potions, maybe I'll ask her if she needs someone to taste-test her work...

>> No.34930995

Yeah I get that, but we are at a point COVID will only start a state of emergency if the country manages to be super retarded for 2 weeks or indians spread their variant. Japan isn’t retarded enough for that in spite of killing their laborforce via overwork

>> No.34931011

Wish we could write him something nice, too many people like him end up depressed and quiting the internet, or worse. He's such a nice guy, wish we could do something for him.

>> No.34931015


What? A good chunk of the thread want to be protected by a Hellhound. Those that do not, want to be protected and/or turned into a muscle licking machine by a Minotaur or Jinko, and those that do not want to be a househusband by a warrior monster girl or a househusband, or be pampered/protected/househusbanded by a Dragon or Wurm.

>> No.34931037

It's nice when your snake wife gets interested in mixing drinks. I tried to find that Shirohebi bartender pic, but it's probably new and it won't be in the galleries until Wikifag is back.
I don't know, did he ever say he lives in the area?

>> No.34931054

To be fair, defeating and warbriding any of those girls, dressing them in harem silks and turning them into submissive love-slaves and concubines sounds just as good.

>> No.34931073

The true answer is to have an equal partnership with your waifu so you can experience both through the power of roleplay.

>> No.34931096

variety is the spice of life

>> No.34931098


Why is being a house husband a dead weight? Some of us just want to be support for our stronger wives, why is this bad? Why is there the perception that unless you become a warrior yourself or strong you are a dead weight?

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>> No.34931145

Holy shit this thread is cursed, what the fuck are you faggots doing?

>> No.34931151
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Thats hard considering my waifu would crush me with like 1-10% of her strenght and would obliterate me with her martial arts skills alone even I was stronger than her.

>> No.34931162

I'm trying to watch some hockey until the shitshow stops

>> No.34931175
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Some of us just want to enjoy some monstergirls

>> No.34931183

what's that got to do with love?

>> No.34931189

When it rains it pours here

>> No.34931193
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>The sign say nothing about the gators not molesting you

>> No.34931197

That rain is often shit

>> No.34931198


True, he has stood up for his fanbase and paid the game translation from his pocket.

To be frank, he should look if anyone is willing to animate a series line Ishozuko Reviewers with MGE, I think he would get good money on it.

>> No.34931201
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Clearly this means the schizos here need angel rape to be cleansed of those impurities

>> No.34931204

Just ignore the above and relax, bro. My mixologist Apophis gf really liked my offer to taste-test some of her drinks, so I'm just chilling and enjoying this delicious purple drink she made. I forgot what she called it, but it tastes awesome, sweet and a little spicy. I might ask her for another after this one!

>> No.34931210

It's literally like this with every monster girl thread he makes himself known in across 3 different boards.

>> No.34931222

>Check News
Greenworm Anon...
I'm so sorry...

>> No.34931226
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You know your waifu can love and respect you even if she completely outmatches you in strength and combat skills.

>> No.34931232




>> No.34931233
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What happened to me?

>> No.34931239


>> No.34931245
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Milk is the best drink only beaten by water, lactose intolerant anons earn all of my pity

>> No.34931254

He's busy playing horse gacha.

>> No.34931258

I wish I could run a holst dairy farm.

>> No.34931266
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Based Il Duce, look at that smile! That's a portrait of a man who has it all, his Nation, his People, and a cowgirl gf with FAT TITS.


>> No.34931273

I've both hand-milked cows and don't particularly care for milk.
I suspect cows might strive to milkbreak me.

>> No.34931274

That's a horrible idea.

>> No.34931279

That's nice and all but still won't get me my monster tomboys.

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>> No.34931285

Ugh, got mogged by one of these stupid jocks at the gym the other day. I know I'm still a beginner, but it feels bad seeing someone with peak form in great shape while I'm still skinny and weak. Feels like I'll never get there.

How do you deal with not getting discouraged at the gym bros?

>> No.34931289


The author of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" passed away this week.

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>> No.34931297

I drink enough milk to drain a holstaur.

>> No.34931312

Fuck man. That book and the Rainbow Fish were my favorites in preschool. I'll have to draw something in memorium.

>> No.34931327
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i am big sad.

>> No.34931329

Mike Mulligan and Katie the Snowplow are good ones too.

>> No.34931334

Sex. With monsters.

>> No.34931347
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N-no! Too lewd!

>> No.34931348

>defeating and warbriding any of those girls, dressing them in harem silks and turning them into submissive love-slaves
Especially when practically the only thing making her battle bikini or skimpy loincloth outfit or microskirt-length battle dress into a warrior girl outfit is context, and she finds herself already dressed for love-slave duty upon defeat.

>> No.34931349
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do tell

>> No.34931367

Everyone goes at their own pace. I recommend finding a friend to work out with. I'm sure there are plenty of guys, monster girls, even alps in denial that would love to parter with you.

>> No.34931382
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Don't worry anon we'll fix that attitude right up

>> No.34931403

That's just it. The monsters are doing that by design. It feels "Fake"

>> No.34931416
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Next time keep that degenerate shit in /d/, enjoy the vacation kiddo

>> No.34931419
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I have never tasted beef tongue, I need a Minotaur that will let me taste hers.

>> No.34931421

>Greenworms come from that book
Another one?

>> No.34931436

Hey, I draw that

>> No.34931453

I drink milk as well, Fucking the best

>> No.34931460

>hey babe drink this coffee
>but sweetie it's piping hot
>yeah but I just need to know

>> No.34931467

Another what?

>> No.34931471

best non cow type monster girl to milk?

>> No.34931478


>> No.34931484
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This is a reminder that slimes deserve nothing.

>> No.34931491

>Sad mweh

>> No.34931492

delete this

>> No.34931493
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>> No.34931495

but all your love

>> No.34931498
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How do I deal with a sleep sex kunoichi? She only "assassinates" me when I'm sleeping and I, at best, get wet dreams, I really wanna be awake for it but every time I assault her she just flash bombs me and disappears

>> No.34931504

demon, apsara, sandworm

>> No.34931507

take anti viagra before you sleep

>> No.34931512

Just give her the Nightmare treatment.

>> No.34931513

>greenworms playing amazing grace with bagpipes

>> No.34931527

Lamia, because you can bite on her nipples and squirt the milk into your mouth while asking why she has such big fat milk stacks when she lays eggs.

>> No.34931542
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Now I need Greenworm anon to draw a Greenie dressed as Big Boss solemly saluting the viewer

>> No.34931552

aint sandworm just white salvia?

>> No.34931555

For her husband, obviously

>Mom found the slime jar

>> No.34931569
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>kneel down, boy

>> No.34931573

not the slime shoebox?

>> No.34931579
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>> No.34931587
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Chilling listening to Metallica and dreaming of foxes.

>> No.34931589
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Filthy sinners

>> No.34931594

If to sin is to feel good and makes others feel good as well, then I am the biggest sinner of all

>> No.34931597
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>> No.34931603

Nobody deserves anything. We are all meaningless puppets in the cosmic dance of fate. What's the best monster for helping a worthless guy like me out of an existential depressive phase?

>> No.34931605

Dunno. It's more to sate my curiosity than any particular affectation to sandworms.

>> No.34931631
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>> No.34931635

I am going to the biggest, scariest looking monster girl I can find and say can you be my mommy?

>> No.34931646
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The easy answer is bogey, but I think a salamander or lizard could take your mind off of that for a while.

>> No.34931651

she big

>Get chosen to go on a quest by giantess goddess
>Every time you level up you get a little bigger
>By the time you are done you've grown to her size, and she reveals she just wanted to level-max you so she could claim you as her husband
>Mfw still a few inches shorter than her

>> No.34931657

Paging Dr. Flaya

>> No.34931659

just had the image of very short shortstack sallys coming in a waagh after some poor soul

>> No.34931662

No. You don't deserve anything. Monstergirls deserve better than us

>> No.34931669

Having sapience.

>> No.34931670
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Similar feel here my guy.

>> No.34931673

Cringe team

>> No.34931676

W-why does she have a rat?

>> No.34931684

nice worm, dude

>> No.34931691

>responding to giantess spammer
Fuck off back to /trash/ retarded faggot, your mentally challenged fetish isn't tolerated here.

>> No.34931700
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Where can I get the lovey dovey elves? All I find are rude, sadistic, or horny elves.

>> No.34931709

take one and fuck her into one

>> No.34931723
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What about this team?

>> No.34931731

Eh, anything over 2x is too much imo, but sometimes a giant girl is just cool to look at. And the idea of slowly growing large enough to make love to a giantess is based.

>> No.34931738

Everyone says that, but they never say nice dude, my worm to her.

>> No.34931744

when in doubt, eros church.

>> No.34931762

To throw, obviously.

>> No.34931770 [SPOILER] 
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Gazer goo is pretty.

>> No.34931787


>> No.34931788

Fuck off autistic retard

>> No.34931789
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For me it's gaunt goo

>> No.34931801

I wanna poke that little light under her chin. Is that her 'on' button?

>> No.34931806

I hope the tight gazer cunny makes a little pah sound as she spreads it

>> No.34931812 [DELETED] 

Alp yourself, I'm just enjoying the thread--I post standard stuff all day long, no harm in writing a little something for someone else.

>> No.34931816
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But is it tasty?

>> No.34931818

I'm pretty sure all the tentacles are actually her husband. She is just a Succubus with strange feet outside their slime.

>> No.34931820

It makes her dispense more goo from between her legs like a soft-drink machine

>> No.34931826

How much you wanna bet he was samefagging?

>> No.34931828

Anon you just described the only kinds of elves that exist

>> No.34931829

just had the image of an anon pressing it and putting a cup between her legs to eat the goo

>> No.34931833

What does it taste like, if it's even remotely edible, does it vary from each Geiza?

>> No.34931835

Faggot, I hope you get coated in honey and dumped in a grizzly cave

>> No.34931851

I want to be the weird spoon ear that lives in the village

>> No.34931854
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Different poster, just having fun with the images posted

New topic: are belts back in style? Fashion Report Anon gives his predictions for this season's hottest new trends

>> No.34931864

>hey, I heard the weird spoon ear is hung beyond belief

>> No.34931868

Chewy and sticky, almost like hot taffy, but dark and strong, and faintly liquourish flavored.

>> No.34931878

fashion is gay, change my mind

>> No.34931881

If she has pink nipples I'm noping out of there, tailpussy venom or not.

>> No.34931887

I hear eating Geiza goo and/or Night Gaunt Glaze makes your cumshots thicker and heavier

>> No.34931896

Take the giantess shit back to /trash/ retarded tourist.

>> No.34931898
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I wish i had my wives to watch hockey with me.

>> No.34931899

>high-fashion alp very offended

>> No.34931906
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>He thinks the only thing women's clothes are good for is being taken off

Based, but caved-in-head tier, bro. Cute clothes are great to look at, and done well they make a girl look nakeder than she does nude.

>> No.34931911


>> No.34931917

Kek, would bend over a rack and pound whole she criticizes me wearing brown shoes with a blue suit

>> No.34931920

>their goop leaks from every orifice of their bodies
I'm genuinely sickened yet curious

>> No.34931924
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Stop fighting and post more girls

>> No.34931925

>gonna go bathe in the river
>take off clothes
>hear a gasp
>look around, nothing
>continue walking to the river
>wash myself off
>back in the village, no elf girl looks me in the eye without blushing up a storm and are oddly touchy
>go to sleep
>wake up tied and looking at fuck ton of horny elves
wat do?

>> No.34931932


>> No.34931933

my point proven

>> No.34931955

I imagine it's got the consistency of hot taffy or (gross) road tar--runny when hot, becoming gummy/chewy as it cools/dries

Maybe chewy is the wrong word, but it's drawn as rubbery/elastic on Geiza and Gaunt, I imagine it drops out runny and solidifies over time at the extremities.

In either case, would chug chocolate/liquourish flavored slime until she told me to stop

>> No.34931980

would she be pink skinned? or just wear alot of pink

>> No.34931984

I want to cuddle with an angel, it seems like it would be really comfy.

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>> No.34932021

Brown skin, pink hair, pink/white clothes seems to fall in line with their aesthetic pretty well

>> No.34932026
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>show interest in your Gazer's goop
>Gazer being the mean, arrogant girl she is gives you a warm cup of her goop
>anon proceeds to gulp it down in one swig
>Gazer and all her eyes look on in horror

>> No.34932030

None of them

>> No.34932034

>some more please

>> No.34932038

There are some descriptions in the making of for Night Gaunt mucus. I also imagine like when someone asked KC what Shoggoth Jelly tases like he said "something indescribable either in Japanese or English" the same would be true with a night Gaunt's mucus. Although with the Night Gaunt most of the time they are covered in your mucus since their entire point is best summed up in the line from the making of " The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time"
>The female body excretes a mucous which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
Thus the rubber suit is covered in a slick of fresh mucous which makes the surface more reflective. The mucous also releases some magical light of its own. The female body produces the greatest volume of fluid from her fingertips and breasts, which makes them seem to glow from the soft light produced. Additionally the horns and tails glow from excreted mucous, which means that in pitch black those specific parts of the body appear to be floating in the void. The smoke-like substance that comes from the Night Gaunt's back is something I designed to be a bit like a scarf. When producing the mucous which coats the Night Gaunt's body, excess magic is burnt off to create the smoke which trails after them. I think touching it would cause you to be coated with mucous.

>> No.34932046
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>Brown skin, pink hair
What a combination.

>> No.34932047
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Being wrapped up in wings is the dream

>> No.34932062
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I wonder who could be behind these posts

>> No.34932076

when does she get the time to do that if she is not looking for sinners?

>> No.34932077
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>> No.34932084

She is looking for them at home office

>> No.34932085
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>> No.34932087

trio of hags

>> No.34932092


>> No.34932101

>Straddle your Eros elf waifu
>Oh, yeah, time to fool around
>Brush her shoulder with your hand
>Desperate elf moans and cries as she half-cums just from having her sensitive cinnamon skin tickled

>> No.34932105


>> No.34932107
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Would you be up for oyakodon with your momster and your adopted monster sister?

>> No.34932108

>not clitoris outline

>> No.34932112

Very lovely looking ladies. I would be very happy having them as neighbors.

>> No.34932117

Cute giant kraken, we need a large sandworm-type for the sea, maybe a big whale type?

>> No.34932120

only if sis is older

>> No.34932121

it's a real knockout. Long white gloves and boots don't hurt either.

>> No.34932131
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>> No.34932132

Stop samefagging and fuck off

>> No.34932134

Harems: Yes or No?

>> No.34932136

>Cuddlefucking your giant plush Moffster and your 2 adopted sisters

Nice, I will make them all breakfast if they let me leave the bed

>> No.34932137

blue is best
whitey 2nd place
dark elf looks unenthusiastic and surly, don't care for that

>> No.34932142
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Lol, not samefagging, eat Geiza goop and fuck off

>> No.34932144

Yeah but it's only okay when I do it.

>> No.34932146

>what, its tasty
in b4 addicted to gazer goo

>> No.34932169

Ideally not, I strongly prefer monogamy. Bigamy has certain appeal though. I wouldn't want anything beyond 3, that's too much.

>> No.34932171

>/d/tard subhuman is a phoneposter

>> No.34932173

A huge yes from me, I'm a massive haremfag.

>> No.34932174

If they force it on me I could make it work

>> No.34932179

>screenshot proof
>implying it's not effortless to fake
In the event you're telling the truth, you're enabling an old time troll, that's even worse.

>> No.34932182

I don't even know

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>> No.34932197

All you need to do to fool that is switch browsers which any half witted troll can do.

>> No.34932213
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Yeah. I like when they have a rivalry

>> No.34932220

hope I'm not too late to let everyone know that I know screenshot proof can be faked, too

>> No.34932224

Only in very specific situations, otherwise no

>> No.34932227

I wish to be part of any experiment with the oldest monster girls around

>> No.34932267

listen to ur voicemail fag

>> No.34932278

Yes, but nightgaunts are pretty harem proof.

>> No.34932283
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She stole her mom's suit jacket and pen.

>> No.34932286

There is literally nothing wrong with being addicted to gazer goop.

>> No.34932292

very cute, would headpat

>> No.34932296

>I can quit any time I want!

Sure, buddy.

>> No.34932298

Personally I'm a monogamyfag, but I think if I was approached by a pair of sisters I could make an exception

>> No.34932302

>t.gazer goo addict

>> No.34932311

It's from my Shirohebi telling me to stop phonefagging and go to bed

>> No.34932317

It's not stealing if she'll give them back.

>> No.34932325


>> No.34932327

>Forced to become Bandit King of a band of horny Large Mice

Good thing I like cheese...

>> No.34932336

I could see it happening. It'd be some conglomerate amalgamate mess but hey, isn't that what chaos is all about?

>> No.34932338

My gazer goo dealer has been flaking on me, what should I do to get my next fix?

>> No.34932348
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>> No.34932357
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Monster girls for this feel?

>> No.34932363

those pistols irl were pretty shit if I remember

>> No.34932366

gud taste snek

>> No.34932372

Also no to monogamy.
I’m a self hating piece of shit and would probably be even more depressed if I had a Mamono wife because it’d amplify my feelings of guilt even further.

>> No.34932377
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I know theres a color pic of Selene, does anyone have it?

>> No.34932381

I'm an mge man nowadays but Priscilla still does things to me. I want to spend forever with her in that painting.

>> No.34932400

Watching the Cubs game, eating some nachos, not giving a fuck because I’m daydreaming of my waifu.

>> No.34932408
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>> No.34932410

It’s a good thing Florida Man can’t read.

>> No.34932412

>Bonewheel rattles intensifies

>> No.34932419

>Doomer Anon going on a /nightwalk/, oblivious to the 8 ft tall Bogey trailing along behind him keeping him safe all night long

>> No.34932421

good thing I don't care for laws

>> No.34932426

I’m sorry you lost me there.

>> No.34932438
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Do your part to report spamming/flooding.

Same as every time it has happened in the past. pickles

>> No.34932447

Bro, she WILDIN'

>> No.34932469
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>> No.34932487

I think Found the source what caused the upsurge of shitposting it is not coming from /tg/ it is coming from /v/
Apparently monmusu quest is having a resurgence of interests from /v/ and that's king of leaking into here

>> No.34932493

>No giant milky delinquent Holst with social anxiety gf


>> No.34932494

Harems are cool but I know some people don’t like them and those people are mentally unstable to hold an opinion.

>> No.34932510

I need more cows like this

>> No.34932519

great, /v/edditors, is nowhere safe from that blight

>> No.34932531

how now, tall cow?

>> No.34932541

The thread is from just a few hours ago, the shitposting is going on for days. I don't check /v/ constantly, did they get mgq threads daily or something?

>> No.34932547

I would’ve gone to my prom if an MG asked me to it.
Every girl I asked to prom rejected me so I just got drunk at a friends house and tried not to cry in his bathroom when I was scrolling through Facebook later that night and saw all the pics of my friends at prom.

>> No.34932557

Gazer told me you would say that. You jerks are just trying to trick me so you can have all the goop for yourselves, I am NEVER going to fall for it.

>> No.34932561
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Nah /vl is talking about SEQUEL more iirc

>> No.34932572

then go cold turkey

>> No.34932585

gyaru mombod bogey, yah or ney?

>> No.34932588

Why? It's healthy, delicious, filling and it makes me feel warm inside. I don't ever want to stop.

>> No.34932595

Shit I just went with my friends. Who gives a fuck about going with a 3d woman?

>> No.34932599

Anon I’ll take any MG (within reason) that has a gyaru mombod.

>> No.34932606

just do it, fag. Bet ya won't

>> No.34932610
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So easy to tell fakers from the real deal.

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>> No.34932621

How do you tell a real Gazer from a fake Gazer?

>> No.34932631
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>> No.34932637

>Gyaryu Bogey recolor

Yes pls

>> No.34932642


>> No.34932649

Now I want Geiza to bully me for slurping down her yummy goo everyday.

>> No.34932653
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First focus on fake Gazer lovers.

>> No.34932655

>that bush
blood rushing to peeeeenis

>> No.34932658

Consider shoggoths as an alternative.

>> No.34932686

It really makes you want to poke your finger inside the circle

>> No.34932695 [SPOILER] 
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Hey guys I'm gonna start a skybase hope nothing interrupts while I'm building

>> No.34932716

gonna poke the bush

>> No.34932719

>Fucking your Harpy gf 40 ft off the ground in your comfy treehouse


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>> No.34932740
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I wanna be princess carried by a big buff yeti!

>> No.34932744
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Would the Beastmen from Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar be more popular if they were instead a Beastwomen faction where the purpose of their raids is forcing human and elven males to breed with them?

>> No.34932753

Are you stuck in an endless recursion?

>> No.34932757


>> No.34932761

do you like sad stories?

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>> No.34932772

help with the colors tho

>> No.34932777

fuck game works, thats all I have to say to that.

>> No.34932800
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If they end happy, then yes.
Otherwise why bother?

>> No.34932810
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Starting to understand why she would rather watch me than most other humans.

>> No.34932812
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>Yeti getting wet watching Nuki-chan's hidden cam compilation of cold skiers walking into the lodge
>"Look at him, he's s-so cold"
>"Haa haa, he's rubbing himself to warm up"
>"No don't go to the fireplace, you need a yeti to stop your ch-chills"
>"You need m-me, you need hugs"

>> No.34932817

that much mofu would ensnare a man

>> No.34932823

Please, i'll do anything, don't tell them I love rape!

>> No.34932828
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Husband Holders™

>> No.34932832

Return to the Cycles of Guilt

I married my Mentor, yet I am not her Husband

>> No.34932843


>> No.34932853

You have a nice cock?

>> No.34932856

How do you feel about bittersweet

>> No.34932862

My precious little Chen discovered the taste of men...

>> No.34932869

whats on example of bittersweet?

>> No.34932879

why are the nice old ladies from down the street looking at me like that?

>> No.34932880

samurai jack ending

>> No.34932886

They're better when there's a justification for it like the population of girls greatly outnumbering men. Personally though, my yandere kitsune wife would never allow it.

>> No.34932903

Well, they just noticed you looked a little lonely. They want to know if you'd come over for dinner.

>> No.34932909

I can, hope to get know them a bit better

>> No.34932919
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Could also be time paradox Chen

>> No.34932928

Oyakodan is great

>> No.34932933

So Guren Lagans ending.

>> No.34932947
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I wanna put a stack of 100’s in a tanuki’s cleavage

>> No.34932958

A very forward marriage proposal

>> No.34932965

I want to steal a stack of 100's from a tanukis chest and run off

>> No.34932968
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Watch out anon she's going right for you lips!

>> No.34932982

I aint real

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>> No.34933018

>in some universe there's a monstergirl waking up from a dream and being flooded with tears as she realizes (You) don't exist

>> No.34933022
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Terraria chads just keep.. well, losing in this case. But a loss is a win! Being a nestmate to a harpy wife forever isn't a failstate.

>> No.34933037
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Nice Jinko

>> No.34933041

Harpies know how to make the comfiest beds.
Its a fact.

>> No.34933044

Hardcore anal sex with a Goblin while she mewls that she can't get pregnant that way while also having back to back orgasms.

>> No.34933048

damn, so they are monster girls are posting about wanting to raise (You) as their son/husband too?

>> No.34933050
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>> No.34933051

>In local news: man attempted to steal from alleged tanukicuza leader
>Eye witnesses claimed he got about 5 ft before before being tackled and carried off by jinko bodyguards
>If you know the whereabouts of this man please don’t contact the police and just send wedding presents

>> No.34933056

gonna fill with a litter of cubs.

>> No.34933060

Every time I see the thumbnail for that, I keep thinking it's Taokaka.

>> No.34933082

You ever just want to watch your big strong wife wrestle other big monsters? I do. A lot.

>> No.34933084
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Look I'm not saying evil MGs are better here but evil MGs are better.

>> No.34933090

I'll do it again during the wedding but taking my wife and run off into a love hotel to fuck her senseless

>> No.34933097

yeah, theyre not boring

>> No.34933105
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Bad girls just are the best

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I'll never not be angry that all this guy does is adoptables and I don't even know if he paywalls the alt versions of his adoptables

>> No.34933112

>Tanuki boss stuffs her bra with $100 bills because she’s secretly flat as a board while every other MG in her office is stacked like a Holstaur

>> No.34933113

i'll be the bumbling henchman who can't add 2+2

>> No.34933125

>Anon is running past a jinko
>pounces on him and gets raped because seeing him running and having his back turned towards her triggered her predator instincts

>> No.34933138


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>Normal Werebat confess to you
>You tell her you are looking for a muscular warrior MG to marry
>A few days latter

>> No.34933146

Those pervs are probably daddy posting

>> No.34933147

money+flat tanuki=envy

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>> No.34933171

sabbath only would desu

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>> No.34933177

Maybe. In the heat of the moment probably yes

>> No.34933178

Can childhood friends be evil too?
>all my life my Arachne next door neighbor has been constantly making “plans” of world domination
>when we were in elementary school she wanted to take over the world so she didn’t have to go to bed early and eat her veggies
>then in middle school she was quiet because the other girls would tease her for being the only spider in school
>then she made her own company after graduation and offered me a job working for her
>I’m pretty much second in command but I have no idea what we’re doing

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>evil MGs are better.
They are doomed to the same fate

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>> No.34933217

Remember that its 100% ok to tease your childhood friend turned wife for being chubby as a kid despite now being buff.

>> No.34933220

What game is she from?

>> No.34933231


>> No.34933238

Want source.

>> No.34933257

but I want to be evil with a cute goody two shoe wife

>> No.34933276

Mizone's demongirl hentai, it's translated on Fakku

>> No.34933278

Saucenao is giving me nothing. Source?

>> No.34933284

If she's my wife, she should still be pretty pudgy after repeated breeding. So, I'm still gonna tease her.

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>the past couple of times anon has jogged past the house of his Jinko neighbor, she's been outside watching him
>he notes that she's there again today
>oh, she's following after him, maybe she wants to be jogging budd-
>anon gets tackled onto the yard next to him and mercilessly receives some Jinko lovin'

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>> No.34933293

Cold snakes are snakes that can't push away when you cuddle them not that they would but it's the thought that counts

>> No.34933310

I will be the first anon to pounce on and fuck a jinko senseless, wish me luck

>> No.34933315

Well yes but that's mombod.
Its not quite the same

>> No.34933349

>neighbor nuki watching with her rata friend holding a camcorder

>> No.34933398

>names it a jinko documentary on mating

>> No.34933409

Fucking knew it

Fucking Jewcob why'd he have to take Mizone

>> No.34933459

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to comfort your salamander childhood friend when she doesn't grow up into the big, busty warrior babe that everyone wants and just ends up shortstack

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>> No.34933496

I'll comfort her alright...

>> No.34933513

I managed to catch the Mandragora one on Ex before it was removed (I didn't save it because I didn't care) I never saw this one and I can't find it on the sites that post Fakku leaks either

>> No.34933516

>Confused salamander wakes up pregnant in bed the next day

>> No.34933521

I'm going to make her some pancakes and tell her it's alright.

>> No.34933540

Ok but that leaves one very important question.
Bacon or Sausage?

>> No.34933543

They were meant to be hidden in a sock or purse etc as a last resort. Like if you were going down a dark alley and were about to be mugged/raped by a ne'er do well so they weren't really "active" weapons, more like pepperspray with bullets

>> No.34933545

>a win is a win, right babe?

>> No.34933563

I don't know I'm vegetarian

>> No.34933579


>> No.34933596

Of course.
Although that does leave one wondering how she'll handle her daughterus growing up big and tall.

....Unfathomable disappointment fills me

>> No.34933614

skellie mode

>> No.34933619

>shortstack childhood friend sally trying to convince veg anon the wonders of meat
>even goes as far as to naked apron make bacon for him
>somehow has the will to refuse

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>> No.34933662

>powerful monster that isn't afraid of anything wakes up in a cold sweat some nights because she dreamt of a husband that doesn't exist
On the bright side Asura Mythra had dreams of her husband thousands of years before he existed so theres always hope

>> No.34933665

Maybe she can learn to love meat substitutes? I'm no vegetarian, but veggie burgers are pretty good sometimes.

>> No.34933719

I am the opposite. I eat mostly meat, but no fruits or veggies at all

>> No.34933739

Meat substitutes are only good if you miss eating meat and if you miss eating meat why are you a vegetarian

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>> No.34934011

Fox booba.

>> No.34934012
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Man do I love harpies.

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With gusto.

>> No.34934054
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The best booba.

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>> No.34934107

My demon lawyer and our daughter has advised me to not answer that question.

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Happy mofu.

>> No.34934150
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Best girl coming through.

>> No.34934158

I really liked the onis in this game.

>> No.34934174

drunk mofu

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>> No.34934204
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Impregnate vampires.

>> No.34934247

Would you be embarrassed if a lolibaba monster tried to spoil you?

>> No.34934254

Dhampir triplets though

>> No.34934291

>ywn be corrupted by a smug demon girl
Kill me.

>> No.34934336

I want to live a happy married life with an evil MG.

>> No.34934384

do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

>> No.34934417

I wonder if bears are prone to be wild fans.

>> No.34934426

Bakeneko have two tails.
Octopi have eight limbs which can be stretched to say it's a tail.
Kitsune and other fox associated beast monster girls have 9.
What other multi tailed/number associated creatures are there?
> Isonade - shark youkai are supposed to be 3 tailed, but there are no sources **

>> No.34934427

Why would I be embarrassed? I've always wanted someone to like me enough that they would give me some affection.

>> No.34934433

This is a heinous, dirty, truth

>> No.34934449

Probably, just like how Bicorns are probably more likely to be Canucks fans.

>> No.34934464
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>Shortstacks your Lims.

>> No.34934494
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>> No.34934508
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Reject monstergirls. Embrace early 30 year old women or "Hags."

>> No.34934515

>search google for image for shits and giggles
>Came back as "Religion"
Praise be to thighs, I guess

>> No.34934529

There's just no need for them to be sad, lonely or withered when there's a perfectly good monsterization clinic down the block.

>> No.34934532

Gazers are cheating, I don't think they have a limit to their eyetacles.

>> No.34934543

>emotionless sheep
>better than housewife succ

>> No.34934556

Human girls are for making sons

>> No.34934557

>war has left many orphans
>those orphans often find their way to the woods
>villagers living nearby say that it is haunted by monsters who devour lost children
>in actuality the forest is ruled by dark mage who has been adopting these lost children
>after several years her domain has become filled with her "daughters" and since there were boys among those children it's gonna be granddaughters soon too
>every single monster in her realm is her adopted daughter

>> No.34934565

The bat has art now, fyi.

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>> No.34934633

>Oni so dumb she thinks she's supposed to massage you

>> No.34934723

That sounds nice

>> No.34934781


>> No.34934823

Hornets are qt but too vanilla, corruption girls are where it's at.
Damn this time/neurons vaporizer of a game to hell. Really gotta check out that new difficulty someday.

>> No.34934897

Yeah makes sense. Bicorns and nurari who are very bad at wife time management.

>> No.34935015
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Why are the japs so bad at drawing fellatio?
It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack to find anything where they're willing to insert more than 0.1 mm of dick.

>> No.34935084

Have you never read Fue before? Shit's top tier.

>> No.34935101

pp soft

>> No.34935116

> 3 headed or 3 winged fire birds, or 3 long tail feather of Feng Huang
> Take the forked tail of a thresher shark counts as 2, and 2 other fins on the tail combine to make a four
I need 5,6 and 7

>> No.34935146

While they're not very monsterous, they did do a short series where all the women were succs.

>> No.34935163

My problem is with the duck face fellatio you see a lot. It looks so cartoony and it softens my penis.

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That certainly doesn't help things.

>> No.34935205
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hot dog

>> No.34935209

What game is this?
Well when her fucking cheeks are stretched like a taffy tp tube it's fucking weird looking. Think nigga, you want head from fucking birdo?

>> No.34935218

I wasn't disagreeing with you.

>> No.34935225

Well I'm tired and retarded.

>> No.34935418

I get all my milk unpasteurised fresh off a farm.
That stuff's so good, get it if you can.

>> No.34935439

I'm gonna raid a demon castle but only steal her panties and I'm gonna keep doing that until she has no choice but to come to my house and ask for them back.

>> No.34935503
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I think there's a flaw in your plan. Right after you steal the first pair she's going to make a visit in person and ask if you want to take them off her yourself.

>> No.34935507

Can monsters have romantic feelings for each other or within a harem is the most each of its members would feel for each other is friendship.

>> No.34935532

Luna moths are adorable little bugs.
Their big shiny wings, their soft fluff and cute antennae.
One sat next to my hand for a while and I barely resisted petting the little thing.

>> No.34935583
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Even big minos may need a confidence boost.

>> No.34935594

Big minos need to sit on my face.

>> No.34935601

>ropleplaying bilbo and smaug with your dragon
>flatter and compliment her while sneaking around the room
>follows your scent and sounds to catch you before you can manage to pat her tummy
would do this everday

>> No.34935647

Big minos need to put me in headlocks and give me noogies

>> No.34935653

Seems like mino in stealth mode, hide your strength to not scare your target.

>> No.34935673

I bet they would be very damp when I take them off.

>> No.34935678

It's your harem, so that's up to you.

>> No.34935753

>Joke about doing a panty raid
>Doesn't really plan on actually doing it
>Demon starts talking you and "offering" up her panties if you take them off her
>These demons are too damn thirsty

>> No.34935756

Can you just tell monsters to love each other?

>> No.34935784


>> No.34935833

I want to hear "I am the very model of a modern Manticore"

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>> No.34935904

Too much effort, rape instead

>> No.34935960

Nice cock.

>> No.34935968

Considering this is MGE and it's all a wish fulfillment fantasy, sure, why not?

>> No.34936007

Hopefully he dies of the rona.

>> No.34936016

Tell her she won't get the d until she can sing D minor.

>> No.34936203

You mean you don't like jerking off to vacuum cleaners?

>> No.34936229
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good god I need this
I crave the bulli and the teasing
but also the love and care

>> No.34936278

He retweeted Nav's bogey just yesterday. Pretty sure he's fine.

>> No.34936324

imagine how safe your babies are behind those abs

>> No.34936325

I don't even like eggs that much.

>> No.34936337

Big minos need to pin me to the ground and ride me like a mechanical bull.

>> No.34936386
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Cows and goats prefer you have facial hair.

Loli goats in particular really like if you grow a pedo 'stash

>> No.34936404

nice, literaly the only thing i can grow is a goatee

>> No.34936411

A single bapho will get wet just looking at you

>> No.34936527

babies safe behind the abs
me safe in her arms
big girls are best

>> No.34936542
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Game is Monster Girl Dreams

>> No.34936563
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>What game is this?
Monster girl dreams.
It's pretty good but it suffers the patreon syndrome as in it started with regular updates and fresh content now it's just milking and adding very minor things as "update"

>> No.34936631

>offtopic image
Begone tourist.

>> No.34936662

Someone is on a bad mood,Hellhound stole your bike or something?

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>> No.34936898

>monmusu ques
I didn't care for most of it, but I went in hard on Paintgeist and Gargoyle Girl. The idea of a gorgeous girl with an insatiable sex drive and hypnotic eyes in some form of art that can come alive - be it painting or statue - just got me GOING.

>> No.34936930

For me it's how they immobilized you. Sure, we have a ton of monsters that bind or joint-lock you against their bodies, Paintgeist and Gargoyle paralyze you, you can still feel and moan as they keep raping you and do so in an open area anyone can come and see.

>> No.34937042

>Someone is on a bad mood
Typically redditfag response.

>> No.34937086
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Can't stop thinking about cuddling in bed with a mino and engaging in sloppy tongue kissing.

>> No.34937108
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Made for cuddles.

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I need to be pinned down and broken

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>> No.34937283

Imagine two minos! One on each side of you.

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>Which way healer boy~

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Don't diss the healer, bitch

>> No.34937624

Imagine all three of them cuddling with you on a nice soft bed. Sweaty and muscles all writhling in a mass of tits and ass.

>> No.34937781

Miss I'm a bard, I play songs and shoot arrows

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Monstergirl fashion

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Cool. Then you can do that during sex

>> No.34937856

For impregnating.

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Boogie nights? Not toasty enough.

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>> No.34937950

>I's no healer, jus' a little farmhand.

>> No.34937965

Why do naked hellhounds keep stealing my bikes?

>> No.34938070

Bully Black harpies and owl mages by calling bird brains.

>> No.34938081

So they can offer to walk you home

>> No.34938105

I dreamt of marrying the oldest paijinko for some reason. It was real weird since I pounced on her as well

>> No.34938219

Because they want you to miss your boxing match

>> No.34938249

Fuck them, gonna run there. Can't leave my fans waiting like that

>> No.34938332
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>Commercial in an Order Cable TV Channel
>it shows a mounted knight in horseback, trotting to the camera view
>"All hail the Chief God. Blessed be thy Illias' name."
>Ambient sounds and bird chirping as the Order Cable Channel Logo then fades into the screen

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Huge h'orc bully that freeloads in your house eats all your food and sits her big ass on you.

>> No.34938369

Bully black harpies and owl mages by fucking them until they can't fly straight.

>> No.34938387

Boxing leagues have never been the same after Mike Tyson got carried off by a flock of pigeon harpies

>> No.34938391

Gonna star in Ms.nukis new film, mama n friends. I hope I become a superstar

>> No.34938425

I'd free loads all over a h'orc that tried that, if you know what I mean.

>> No.34938518

>Yeti wearing this shirt
>keeps eyeing you down from across the room

>> No.34938530

>be very quiet, I'm huntin wabbits

>> No.34938539

She's going to end up being one of those innocent looking girls with a room full of stuffed animals and other cutesy stuff, that nobody suspects anything untoward of until she hospitalizes the boy at school that's too dense to understand her advances.

Gotta wonder how many cases of broken pelvis they get in monstergirl highschools.

>> No.34938566

I tongue monstergirls' anuses.

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>even computer viruses are desperate for affection

>> No.34938612

Gonna poke fun at her big ass getting bigger.
Cause she's just sitting and snacking, not raiding and reaving

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The nurse probably never has any dull moments.

>> No.34938674

I will stand by that statement.
Its why I rolled her.

>> No.34938689

Flowerfairy is fine too. Is Cyber Sleuth any good?

>> No.34938738

I really liked the cast, but dungeon maps were too simple. And combat was easy most of the time, leading to dangerous difficulty spikes requiring a lot of grinding.
Oh if you ever decide to play, try to get someone with Pierce DEF asap. The eldritch eater bosses have a fuckton of defense. Stingmon does miracles

>> No.34938756

How do I tell my wife she is gaining a bit of weight without getting destroyed in the bedroom?

>> No.34938801

God bless you, Greenworm Anon

>> No.34938836

You don't

>> No.34938878

How about the story?

>> No.34938893

Getting destroyed in the bedroom is a better outcome than her clenching those FAT buttcheeks with your dick in and walking around the house dragging you with her while angrily ignoring your pleas as you ejaculate over and over

>> No.34938904
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North American Danuki theme song:


>> No.34938916

Why are we here....just to suffer?

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>> No.34939045
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I really liked it. But I think I truly did because of the cast. Cyber Sleuth starts with a mystery of those Eaters roaming around attacking people and digimon alike. Digimon being something people don't understand what they are nor why they are there in the beginning. VR internet is already common but there are areas they stay away from
The MC and friends were trying to check out one of them out of curiosity, then they get attacked by an Eater and everything starts from there. It builds up slow because the MC becomes a Cyber Sleuth so he starts solving simple jobs like searching for a cat before then ending up invading a hospital database learning the people attacked in the digital world are rendered comatose IRL. The more they progress the more the digital world gets involved

>> No.34939124

I really liked Digimon World and Digimon World 2003

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I only played Digimon World 3 (fuck the 8lue Card quest. Blueballing piece of shit) and I enjoyed Cyber Sleuth. Though grinding really becomes a pain in the ass near the end.

>> No.34939263

Those are some fine computer program chicks

>> No.34939272

Not counting daughterus, what monster girls are most likely to call you "daddy" during sex?

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>> No.34939353

baphos are peak daugther

>> No.34939371

>We're going to take back what they took from us
>It's a party you're supposed to share the food

>> No.34939381
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Alright guys, hear me out. A combination Horror/RomCom featuring a debilitatingly shy Shoggoth and an MC whose certain his life is in peril. Something like this:


>MC is tired from a long day going through this old mansion, attempting to figure out who the property defaults to.
>ends up asleep in the chair
>But look
>in the adjacent room, movement
>the Maid in Black, quietly cleaning a dish, staring at the back of the chair

The frightful climax of the film, the MC is running around with an axe, only for the Shog to finally work up the courage to shout "Mastah" and try to hug him, only for it to come out as a terrified squeak and look like she's about to dismember the MC.

Would watch the hell out of it.

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>> No.34939430

Whispers in the air tells tales
Of the veggies gone
Desolation, devestation, an empty belly

>> No.34939469

Go back you ruined it

>> No.34939503

No, I am in fact fascinated by them

>> No.34939530

You could be the bard with a massive ornate electric guitar that provides buffs and constant aoe shockwaves. Endgame bard

>> No.34939615

>well a little
>disappointing gumo face

>> No.34939669

I am, when their upper half isn't an attractive woman

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I am looking for a married shirohebi recently scorned and who is willing to sell her husband's powertools for cheap

>> No.34939685

The Sabbath are out of control since Ropurotto made Theriomancy Potions and Spells more widespread. They've been chugging/casting them, pretending to be an injured animal, then coming back to your place later after you "helped" them.

>> No.34939775

>Monstergirl see thumbnail of porn where the cute human boy is being hardcore fucked by "ugly bitches" and or 30+ year old "Hags" or Office Ladies
>"Ugh, dammit! I hate it when artists keep drawing this shit where human bois get screwed by these ugly bitches and humie hags..."
>Said monstergirl then proceeds to open the porn and starts fingering herself at Human boi gets fucked by Ugly Bitches or 30+ year old Hag porn

>> No.34939834

Waifu says I should be wary of spiders...

I should try and make a tier list of all the MGs and her instructions regarding them.

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>pretending to be an injured animal
That can go wrong in a variety of ways
>human or predator decides it's a quick meal
>married man finds her and brings her home to be a pet for his son or daughter technically a good end because she gets a hubby or a friend out of it regardless

>> No.34939861

>those damn fox bullies keep stealing my lunch and pranking me
>time to do something about it
>after school, meet up with their leader
>wanted me to bring her some snacks before the other girls showed up
>asks me why I don't have any
>tell her I didn't want to
>she retorts by telling me those were her specific orders
>kabedon her
>look her in the eyes
>"I'll make the orders from here on"
>expect angry fox
>she just closes her eyes and tilts her head
>slightly puckering her lips

>> No.34939864

A list of monstergirls from another monster's perspective sounds like a novel idea. Go for it anon

>> No.34939880

Please bless us, the tiers here are fully editable

>> No.34939891

Imagine sleepy Manticore murmuring about how much she loves you, and doesn't know she said that aloud.

>> No.34939902

How would she dumbass? She's asleep

>> No.34939925

>decides it's a quick meal
The potions and spells can typically be ended prematurely if you want, and she's just pretending to be injured, she's still a powerful enough monster girl on her own. Although I can see one getting caught by a human hunter and locking on to her new hubby target.

>> No.34939945

Rule 7 of monster girls - don't ever trust that they're really asleep

>> No.34939971

whisper "I love you too" while she sleeps and see the corners of her mouth turn upwards as her grip on you tightens just a little

>> No.34939981

I think the worst end would be if nothing happens and she were lying on the dirty forest floor for hours while nobody shows up. Then the sun goes down and it gets too cold so she has to go home to her empty husbandless bed and cry herself to sleep

>> No.34940015

Sleepy, not asleep.

>> No.34940038

You are right. Suppose I was the mong this time

>> No.34940077

It's fine, brother.

>> No.34940097

I'd watch it.

>> No.34940104

God that would be really nice to see.

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>manticore with an 'above it all' attitude wants to tell her husband she loves him but can't so she hatches a plan
>confesses while pretending to be asleep
>smug as fuck
>less smug when she hears the sound of a tape recorder rewinding

>> No.34940116

Girls like that deserve to be princess carried. Poor thing.

>> No.34940124

Art's really good, sis.

>> No.34940156

Would be the artist they meet in the comiket

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>> No.34940185

What’s a tape recorder?

>> No.34940205

I'll tell you when you're 21

>> No.34940226

Made me think of something funny
>Mostly younger monsters that come to hag doujinanons booth for some reason
>Some of them come back later but dressed in sweater/jeans combos and other outfits meant to make them look older

Tangentially related but theres an image of succubus neet buying doujins at a convention that I've been trying to find for ages

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What flavor is that?

>> No.34940286

I'm not trying to change your opinion on MGE.
I just want to know that I'm not alone in how I feel. Simple as.

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>> No.34940291

Had the image of a bapho wearing an oversized dress coming up to my booth

>> No.34940296

pie flavor

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Why not record it on a wax cylinder gramps?

>> No.34940327

A phone doesn't make a noise when it's recorded so it can't wake the manticore up and provide a cute moment you ham

>> No.34940344

Spy flavor

>> No.34940345

>manticore with an 'above it all' attitude wants to tell her husband she loves him but can't so she hatches a plan
>confesses while pretending to be asleep
>smug as fuck
>less smug when she hears the sound of a stone tablet being chiseled

>> No.34940373

>be me, goin out back to enjoy the weather
>Injured Doe in my yard, obviously can't put weight on its leg
>oh the poor thing, start to go and help it
>Bear comes out of the woods, is making a beeline for the doe
>Just as the bear is about to reach it, the Doe poofs into smoke, and in its place is a petite witch, screaming out spells and blasting lightning at the bear
>Bear goes running
>She turns to you, and you lock eyes
>a long, tense silence as you look at each other in silence
>She overdramatically flops over, then lifts a foot
>"Oh no, my foot. It is obviously broken from the struggle"

>> No.34940375

Kek, grong got the good shit

>> No.34940386

That doesn't look like martini.

>> No.34940387

the flavor of your ass on the street because you are fired.

>> No.34940394

how dare you deface baphos ID card like that

>> No.34940399

That's because it's stirred, not shaken

>> No.34940464

You know how sometimes the mc has a loli mom, right. Think of the hijinks that would happen with a monster girl with a shota dad

>> No.34940476

>3m tall oni daughter
>normal sized human dad

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MILFy daughter with a shota dad

>> No.34940565

>Shirokuto has a habit of leaving notes for herself in dead languages
>find a post-it note sized chunk of clay with cuneiform markings on it

>> No.34940588

>what a cute son you have there miss

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>full nelsoning pear-shaped lolis sitting in front of a mirror, and seeing what kinds of faces they make while they watch your cock slowly thrusting deep into their tight buttholes and spreading them.

>> No.34940594

>be me 𒈲𒄭𒄊
>hang out in the temple eating offerings of wheatcakes
>mom wants me to be a gate guardian but the wheatcakes at the temple are just too good
>she tells me 𒄩𒄠𒈬𒊏𒁉 will be there
>rush to the gate
>𒄩𒄠𒈬𒊏𒁉 is there talking with a guard about the price of copper plates
>walk over and trip over my sandals
>he turns around and I open my mouth to say something
>wheatcakes spill out of my tunic
>go home
>attempt to refrain from weeping
>weep alot

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>> No.34940616

reminder that foxes NEVER have a good reason to be smug and should be humbled at every opportunity

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>> No.34940633

But I like my fow hag wife smug

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Guys I head a great session with that fox fortune teller
I think I'm gonna go ask out that BIG mino, my fortune must be good

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>"My Prince you broke the curse. Alas I find I am injured and cannot walk"
>holds her arms out expecting to be carried
What man could resist such a performance

>> No.34940684

Remember to record your automaton's powerup sequence in case she lists any new, weird subroutines or systems.

>> No.34940696

Gonba be that max level hero that chugs an shotafaction potion and then goes and sleep on the forest floor in the most dangerous part without a care in the world

>> No.34940832

I heard "installing mommy.exe" next thing I knew my robutt had a mom bod

>> No.34940835

Any examples of what I should look out for?

>> No.34940910

dominatrix.dll has been known to cause problems when it is unknowingly installed

>> No.34940983
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I would install is knowingly.

>> No.34941029

The fact that someone is spending a considerable amount of time to make me feel "Happy" makes me feel like a colossal piece of human garbage.

>> No.34941057

Well then it won't cause any problems, will it?

>> No.34941180

Obviously you then spend an equal or greater amount of time making her happy. It's the circle of life, anon.

>> No.34941188

maybey a mindflayer is more suited for you...

>> No.34941241

He sounds like he needs a upbeat brown tomboy to make him do windsprints until his depression goes away

>> No.34941290

anons please, do we need to make online course on how to spot enslaved anon?

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>> No.34941370

>Self adjustment of form.
Oh no

>> No.34941439

>enslaved anon
so is this an actual person?
or this like the whole akemi meme?

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