Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The woman of your dreams.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35030918
NERD BERD

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a cheshire milf nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031058
silly bird trying to find "book"worms

[Anonymous No.]

>go on 4monster
>"reply to this post and you will get a cute anon husband who will always love and cherish you for who you are"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
Impregnate loli vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone talks about unsealing ancient evils, but would you uncork a fairly recent, neutral slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031076
Cheshire mercs.

>>35031105
Just sign up on the Hunt.Me app and, after some Rata verification on your info, you'll have Rapey local singles heading to find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031105
>Anon
>Cute
Name ONE instance of an Anon being cute

[Anonymous No.]

>Blowjob from demon
>Shoot your load in her mouth
>She shows off the cum inside
>She comes in close to you
>Tilts her head back
>Lets you watch your cum slide off her tongue and down her throat without a single gulp

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031159
me, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031181
Why can't she eat her food like a normal demon?

[Anonymous No.]

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031181
>Stare right down at her
>Ask her
"Don't you miss when you had a dick and killed people? This shit must be the worst insult to your honor"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031209
Second to far right.
I like me hair that covers eyes.
And if you mean by "Make a friend with" then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031209
Give me a number 3 but stacked like the last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031206
Because demons are super lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031111
In a heartbeat. Why would anybody bottle up a slime? That's cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031208
That's a good way to get yourself shrunken down and vored such that you get a bath in a mixture of your own cum and her stomach juices.

Is that what you want?
Because that's what you'll get

Don't tempt your fate. Just enjoy that a girl wants to touch your dick and eat your cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031105
Would rant on about hags are the best type of girls and all other girls should be aspire to be one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031250
Honestly, that's better. I might not have a vore fetish, but it makes me happy that she's doing something I don't like. Shows that she actually has a fucking soul and her own desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031250
>>35031284
Fuck off
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

please stop samefagging and go anywhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031105
Would go their /fit/ current body thread and post my nude body there to see what would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031295
It's even worse than /trash/
It's /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031239
The cork on that bottle doesn't look like it's in there too tightly. It could be a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
>Muh NTR
They're likely to be just as monogamous as monstergirls
>Muh gay
They're also likely to be straight
>Muh not getting the waifu
They're probably going to go after human women
>Muh generic fantasy
Name one "Generic" fantasy that actually has them

Face it, every possible argument you have against monsterb*ys is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Finished this Bunyip yesterday, can't post the full picture but here's a shot of her face.
I thought bunyips were snow monsters because of the white fur from kc's design, until I googled and found out that they are aboriginal creatures living in swamps.

[Anonymous No.]

More monstergirls at the beach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031339
Nice, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031339
Neat, that's really well done. How long does drawing something like this take, anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031362
I don't feel anger or lust towards this. I feel pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031339
>I thought bunyips were snow monsters because of the white fur from kc's design, until I googled and found out that they are aboriginal creatures living in swamps
Snowyips with thick fur would be a natural rival for Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031362
cute monsters at the beach!

[Anonymous No.]

Magical glowing tattoos are the best kind to have on monster girls.

Makes me want a Marune Sabbath witch that has them on her body to emphasize her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031320
Reminder that the setting I wrote is more of a hugbox than MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031443
Nobody cares but you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031362
What's with the serious expression? Did she apply her sunscreen herself and miss out on being lewd while someone else does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044

[Anonymous No.]

Cheerleader dragon, what will she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35030658
Anyone got a link to this story?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish this was me and my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031339
Seen that on twitter, didn't know you had one till someone gave you a retweet. She looks fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031382
I'm old, have a busy job and draw slow as a turtle because it has been just two years or so since I started to learn, so each drawing takes me days.
What takes most of the time is having a good idea and composing, but my results are a bit of a mixed bag ranging from decent to terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

KC's info he is releasing on the Amazoness is very nice. He told the story (from what I could get from google translate) of a female healslut that looks up to a hero guy and she is so shy she even looks away when seeing him.

After she becomes an Amazoness the hero is now the one that shyly looks away when around her and she has no problem now deeply kissing him with a confident face and assert that this man is her own.

It is a shame that Amazoness is not a muscle race, their appeal to me would shoot up dramatically if they were and the profile would look so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

My rules are simple
>Non-MGE rules Monstergirl?
Yes, I enjoy this.
>MGE rules Monstergirl?
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I was gonna ask a question but now I don't want to be confused with the shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a reminder to not engage with suspicious posts and the report function exists for a reason. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031601
>suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031539
Nice, looks like the planning phase pays off. I was just curious since I don't have any real drawing experience.
>>35031516
link?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031492
Really cute dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031421
Cute monsters at the beach in tiny swimsuits!

[Anonymous No.]

Did LateNight post the finished sketch of the dancing Kiki? I will post more disco:

https://youtu.be/NNjrBUzXDJk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031479
The only thing that can compare is to them when the monster rubs sunscreen on her husband.
>>35031705
I don't remember that sketch, do you have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031492
She's going to cheer for her husband getting naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031654
SpokenWolv
Just beware a lot of it is not thread friendly but he's a cool dude who knows to keep it out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031764
What happens if my Kiki likes to dance to 'Evil Woman' by Electric Lamia Orchestra?

https://youtu.be/nxz1DuVaRr8

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031795
Ah, that one. I forgot this was supposed to be about dancing and thought she was just hugging her mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

what happen to kiki when theres no more work to do and hubby is at work?

[Anonymous No.]

Extremely gravid haughty monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031551
Got a link? I’d love to hear that cute story

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031686
Babu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031876
Hugely pregnant Himederes are what I need more of.
Haughty monster girls need to be made exceptionally pregnant.

>>35031867
Takes a small break.
Plays with the pets.
Engages in a specific workout or diet to attain the specific bodytype her master favors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031867
Knitting is a good pastime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031921
>Plays with the pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031921
So pregant they need help getting off chairs.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the lowest position for a human man in amazon or dark elf society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031969
Exactly.
Makes it more fun when they have to decide between keeping up their regal demeanor and asking you for help.

>>35031954
Look, someone has to keep the cat company as he gets lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I pull on a sally's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032080
Pull it to assert dominance during a fight.
They love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032096
I wanna pull on it then dash away

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032128
Then you will find out how truly terrifyingly fast a salamander can be.
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get tricked into getting a gangbang with all the "ugly" monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032169
Haven't you already posted this twice now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032080
No, she's comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031843
To be fair, dancing is mostly just hugging to music

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031795
>Mastah grabbing a cheeky handful of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032216
hugging with rhythm, a book for those left-footed yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031921
Don't forget logging onto KikiQuest™ to play and chat with her Meido friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032169
>I want to get tricked into getting a gangbang with all the "ugly" monster girls

No such thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032246
I wonder what would a kikis version of call of duty would look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032229
PHONEPOSTER ALERT
HUNTER-RAPIST DRONE DISPATCHED

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032246
>KikiQuest
>Its basically oldschool runescape.
>Will Trim maid outfits, 1kG

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032270
why am i attracted to deadpan girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
>"Greetings from the great province of Avelorn of Ulthuan and blessings of Isha upon you. I, the Everqueen would like to thank you all for showing your love and appreciation for high elves. It is a pleasure to see love, appreciation and adoration from you all lesser mortal humans that many of you prefer us high elves over those vile corruptive monstergirls. Please do feel welcome to visit our land of Ulthuan... Just do mind to lean yourselves of elven culture and language please. Oh and yes, we are better than monstergirls and none of you better show signs of corruption or else... This is the Everqueen of Ulthuan, and thank you again for showing your appreciation and adoration for my people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031362

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032080
Sure, but don't be too mean and rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032262
That's why he put "ugly" in quotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031473
https://pastebin.com/F4Vjxzbx

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032311
Dark Elves are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032327
I thought they liked it rough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032364
Especially when they aren't just brown elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032373
Yeah, they're made for rough sex both on bottom and on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032270
>all according to Keikkaku

[Anonymous No.]

Need STR wife and DEX wife that compete to see who's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032453
DEX wife would have way better technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032314
>Wisp/Phantom/Banshee being besties

Nice, I always like seeing MGs with strong female friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032453
I'm biased towards STR.

[Anonymous No.]

Mongirl moon base when

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032005
>"Tch, bearing the child a lowly commoner. How demeaning. And six of them, no less. Peasant sperm must be as brutish as they are."
>"Hey, you've been sitting there for a long time. Do you need help getting up?"
>"O-Of course not. I'm enjoying myself right where I am. Go make yourself useful and call one of the maids. I need her help with something private."
>anon leaves and a maid comes
>"Mistress, do you need help standing?"
>"Yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032453
>DEX wife makes you cum instantly through careful technique
>STR wife makes you cum instantly by slamming her hips into yours
My money's on STR

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032269
Call of Druella and BattleYield are both pretty popular franchises, but your typical Meido prefers comfy social MMORPGs like KikiQuest, with it's emphasis on low-stakes collaborative questing and gameified chores. Shogs also enjoy the sister franchise, SHOG Online™, which recently became cross-platform compatible between KikiSoft™ and Shogintosh™ systems

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032490
Whenever Moon Rabbits get a profile. This is my only rabbit girl pic that isn't Touhou, please just assume that they are all female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032498
Exactly.
A heavily pregnant Ojou like that is for large and repeated pregnancies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032498
>Haughty High Elf pretends to be demeaned by carrying you children
>Screams and begs you to fuck her harder every night

Elves sound high maintenamce, but a lot of fun. Not dissimilar to an Italian sports car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032490
I think it'd be nice if we got monster girls from outer space, but I don't think KC will deviate into sci-fi since the setting is fantasy based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032532
>When you tell your wife you Sister-in-law the werewolf is coming to visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032516
There's a lot of Sabbath playing Call of Druella. They keep calling each other the gamer word and sending me invites to their clans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032573
>Hear a young sounding voice calling me a virgin and 720° no-scoping
>Kick her for underage b&
>mfw she was actually 200 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032573
would join and talk normally as I play. would also "accidentally" moan into the mic to make the other team fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032555
We don't even know if MGE world is flat, a sphere, a torus, or whatever. Space is less of a concern. In my opinion Automatons are more than enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032548
>"Ah, finally birthed our- I mean, "that man's" children and returned to my glorious noble physique. I will not allow that low-born to get the upper hand on me again."
>later, the maids witness their lady faint after being told she's pregant with seven daughters this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032269
It's actually just TekWar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032573
Wait what's the gamer word in mamono society?
"Human woman?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032621
I thought it was relatively the same as Earth, just twice the size yet with the same gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032653
>Glorious, noble physique
>Her chest is larger than before and she has extra wide hips.
And my guess is she's probably fainted with joy.
Although I'm surprised she didn't call them 'her' daughters rather than his as they must 'carry on a noble bloodline far more important that 'his'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032677
cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032532
I'll do it for you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032677
Stacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032653
Need 9-tailed hag himedere fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032679
We know the MGE world is bigger (may as well be more than twice the size) and with larger population than the Earth, but not its shape, not taking pocket dimensions like Wonderland into account.

[Anonymous No.]

Titdocking is an accepted form of combat in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032835
In the holst kingdoms its their preferred version of honor duels

[Anonymous No.]

what are human boys made for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032835
My wife is currently undefeated in this form of combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032835
do the sabbath do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032850
being fishfood

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032850
total mindbreaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032835
https://imgbox.com/V9o2xEIF
https://imgbox.com/0SDmkWM2
What's the difference between competitive and cooperative titdocking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032882
Regardless of whether it's competitive or cooperative, titdocking works to establish dominance between monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032714
I said non-Touhou. Not that there is anything wrong with them, it's just I didn't want the usual jokes with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032850
Cunnilingus and housework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032850

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032684
If she calls them hers, people will wonder who the father is, and she'll have to admit to being knocked up by a commoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032867
Yes, but notably far more aggressively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032942
how, it would be like hitting two cutting boards together

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032835
Wight/Mad Hatter is a weird combination to see together in art

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032963
Far more AGGRESSIVELY, Anon. Sparks fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032970
holy fuck, wanna see this in person

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032967
It know it's not the most common combo, but wight do you feel that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032967
It's an odd one, but a hot one for what it's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031339
>you encounter bunyip on a hike through a swamp
>oh no, she's hot!
>she encounters you on her way to the gas station at the edge of the swamp
>oh no, he's hot!
>both of you stare at each other for a few minutes until she attacks you
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032899
Between monster girls?
>>35032967
Wightfag and Hatterfag are friends, but I think Hatterfag would go thiccer for something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to lick all of the mysterious black goo off your Gazer's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032995
>Enjoy a delicious Icee™ slushy together while cuddling on the bench outside the lonely gas station

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033045
It's a WIP. Artist screwed me out of coloring it, but it was meant to be a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
>Get in the tent anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033166
I don't think there's room in the tent

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033166
You're telling me to get into an enclosed space that small with a kitsune? I'll die from the mofu fumes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033166
*places a seal on the tent*
what will you do now you stupid fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033118
>it was meant to be a collab
Like another artist coloring it or what?
>>35033176
There's plenty of room, her tails are already outside the tent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032338
I hate myself for liking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033166
you convinced me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033166
what do you offer, fluffy fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033224
incredible that you would even open it.

[Anonymous No.]

>35033224
>I hate myself for writing this.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033217
Nah, 'collab' in the sense that it had both our girls in it. Artist just decided to do a halfway job and run with the cash.

[Anonymous No.]

any great new monster butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033264
I know, right? I was going for the sake of bile fascination but then found something that wasn't half bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033297
only donk butt matters

[Anonymous No.]

monster girls that would be great plumbers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_YLenOlZI

[Anonymous No.]

Goats. Big goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033310
just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033334
Big glow goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033281
Sorry to hear that.
>>35033297
It's hard to check when Wikifag is not back yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033346
That goat looks important

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033356
yeah i noticed that the wiki is a little out of date

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031551
>tfw I had the same idea and greentexted it couple of threads back

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033334
Small gote with a BIG personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031551
It's just the logical conclusion of their race. Chocolate tribal girls who only let their men cook and clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033372
Wikifag said he's out for a business trip for all of May and won't be back until June, but we didn't get a concrete date for when he'll be back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033366
She's not important she's impotent

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033412
wow long trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033400
>who only let their men cook and clean.
That is an offensive stereotype. My wife let me take a job as an elementary school teacher and my brother in-law is a nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033412
Is he a Japanese businessman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033334
I want to gush about how much I love goat girls to a Bapho as she smugly listens along, only for me to end the conversation by telling her that I'm sure she'll grow up to be a beautiful Satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033433
By Cornelius

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033400
So no gardening or fishing? That’s no fun
>>35033442
Imagine getting headhunted by someone half your size

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033400
I'll have you know my wife lets me cook, clean AND tend to the garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033423
She can be both

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033483
What a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033439
>My wife let me take a job as an elementary school teacher
Of course, everyone knows men are better suited to take care of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032262
Trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033439
Oh fuck this is cracking me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033400
Am I the only one who hunts, fucks, and protects my large amazon wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033561
Yeah, yeah, you've hunted countless dust bunnies, just don't let your wife hear you calling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033561
Is she physically or mentally disabled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033578
nah, a tribe of subby amazons
>>35033591
I am the retarded one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033578
Many Amazons find it adorable when their big, strong hubby brags about being the papa bear of the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033561
Killing the little pigs your wife lets loose around the property after killing a demon boar doesn't count anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033605
>a tribe of subby amazons
So which hospital is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033638
I'll have you know that I can bench my 10' wife
>>35033641
got hit with them chemicals they put in the water, over time made them be big and boastful but subs

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring the only documented way to dominate an amazon. Fill in the blanks for me Anon- what do you say to make your wife melt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033666
nice, i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033666
>Big things are not "cute"
Completely false

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033666
You really knew what was up with this character, Amazon and Dullahan is a killer combination for exactly this kind of reason
Clearly so if it got an entirely different waifufag to fall for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033690
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033690
big things are very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033561
Amazon witch doctors are such deviants making their husbands do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033713
Small things are even cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
How does it feel knowing your wife used to be a murderous psychopath who was about as attractive as a hunk of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033713
I want more Gakke

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033726
I'd like to make some small cute bunyips with my big cute bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033666
And then she spent the next two years doing nothing but lifting to protect that smile >>35033400

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033730
I try not to judge my wife because she was a human woman once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033735
>Gakke
whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032911
>yeti has found her prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033757
Giant spaghetti spilling oni from MagusAnon's story

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033769
forgot her name for a bit. do want to see the what if story about her.

[Anonymous No.]

Summerville Isle seems like a nice play until you step off the sand beaches and touristy areas to step out into the wild jungles.

There you meet amazons with scars that hunt savage demon beasts.
Tropical dryads, alraunes, and more that lure you in with sweet scents then grab you in vines and roots till you can't move.
The largest of jinkos that stalk the tall grass or lurk in the trees.
And swarms of Shark-toothed, piranha sauhagan.
Beware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033811
time to run in covered in honey, whiskey and no clothes at all to the center of the jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033769
I need to get around to start reading it. I don't like investing in long-running things that might never get an ending, so now I have no reason not to read it now that Magus finished it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033811
Literally my kind of place

[Anonymous No.]

Stop worrying about stocks, you worm. Stop worrying about money you don't need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033822
>And then anon got carried off by a 'swarm' of huge bee girls

>>35033835
Warm weather with a cool breeze, humid enough to notice but not enough to be too oppressive.
Its a lovely place that has wonderful beaches and great touristy areas.....and also a possible Ocelomeh civilization situated around a giant pyramid in the middle of the jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Roll twice, the girls you get are fused together, whether through science, magic, or a silly dance. What is the resulting girl like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033846
I need to drink more Gazer goop, even if she advises against it and is worrying for my health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>Living Armor
>Tritonia
Sea snail girl with an impressive shell instead of a sea slug girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>Kraken
>trumpart
a card with tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>Siren
>Giant Slug
A garden grub with the voice of an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033862
I do kinda wonder what a goopless gazer looks like. It's the end result of your bottomless appetite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033862
why stop there, inject the goo into your blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
We should follow this man's example
>>34916854

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>geographical index
>brown rape cat
a cat with a map. Is her name dora

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033910
next stop is aerosolizing it and breathing it into your lungs
then getting a stern talking to from the ER Unicorn about how thick gazer goop buildup blocks normal lung function

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033903
The only goopless Gazer pictures I can think of are not suitable for a blue board.
https://imgbox.com/3ZuVi6C3

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033920
NOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033862
drink the goop
wear the goop

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>Apsara
>Minotaur

So a huge, buff, tomboy cow that is going to give me a belly dance?
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>mad hatter
>ushi oni
fungi spider cow, how now fungi cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033963
That's a fucking winner right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033963
damn
hope you're ready for milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033940
how scandalous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>nekomata
>mindflayer
a cat that can fuck with my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033978
Considering how much I love milk its a winner.
hell, considering she's part Apsara she probably has a bigger chest and lactates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>Jorou-Gumo
>Manticore
Now that is an apex predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033979
I looked a bit more and only found this one, which happens to be a set with a nude version.
https://imgbox.com/uA06YKDn
https://imgbox.com/dYXtaLWQ
https://imgbox.com/a5V4VnbQ
https://imgbox.com/SMmgO5Ty
https://imgbox.com/4n1zkX12

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033862
It's chock full of DE, like most Mamono related substances. So it's probably no less healthy than licking up sweat.

Probably tastes like Vaseline or grease, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034013
And I'm blind and didn't notice the see-through nips in this one, oops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033989
Anon she's gonna have some seriously enormous milky dancejugs. You better be prepared for hardwood floors. They're always eternally leaking at least a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034018
Using her goop as frosting for donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034013
>>35034031
Safe version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034018
can you milk a gazer for her goop?

[Anonymous No.]

What are some isekai stories i can sink my teeth into, anons? I've already read Magus anon, though i wasn't all that into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033942
's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034047
>'F-Fine, I'll dance for you, just wait a second.'
>Get to watch a buff, tomboy cow with massive milkers start dancing gracefully despite her size while that magic milk flows around her.
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034013
IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033920
I already have Phoenix as my monster waifu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034054
>I'll use your goop for donuts
>>35034068
>I'll milk you for your goop

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034097
I was fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get an automaton to cosplay as Jet Jaguar?

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu was stuck in a window, would you help her out or "help" her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034087
Lucky, lucky lucky man

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034192
Knowing her, she planned it to get 'help'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034192
if ass then, the hand must be introduced very quickly and repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033708
I'll be getting commissions for some of the other qt OC's I've made up for my wifecanon because I highly doubt I'll get anyone else to waifu them.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your dragon wife feel if you just got back from dungeon-delving to find her a priceless artifact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034216
who's all in the gang by now? Or is that a surprise

[Anonymous No.]

Calling a loli Anubis cute while you're stuffing her butthole

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that demons are for groping

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034233
Not really. One addition I'll be adding as soon as I find a good artist for the sort of look I'm going for, will be a dark priest that lives in my wife's city and commands a sizable flock who follow her obsesssion for masochism. The sort of gal who asks her man to abuse her lovingly and doesn't flinch a little bit at describing painful and yet pleasurable scenarios to her church. And as an extra, she encourages them to always come back with some sort of mark from their husbands, along with a full description of how they got it!
She scares my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>"O-Oh, Mr. Anon. I was looking for you. I just wanted to tell you what a good job you've been doing. I'm so glad I hired you. M-Maybe we could go out for drinks sometime? A-As a reward for your *gulp* hard work?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034203
I won't lie, we'd have lots of little brown cows crawling through the house before too long.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033935
I wanna marry the hard-working long-suffering health horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034231
>to find her a priceless artifact
If it's an artifact your dragon wife lost or wanted to obtain, she's delighted and grateful.
If it's an artifact she already has, she thinks you're a dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034301
I got it from the gift shop on the way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031187
No. No you are not

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034301
>come back with artifact
>"Honey, look at this amazing thing I found in a dungeon!"
>looks at the artifact then at you and sighs
>"Sweetie, that was MY dungeon."
>still pats your head and praises you for getting past the traps so you don't feel down

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034231
I just found the weird-looking book in the deepest part of that funny-looking dungeon and she is trying to stop me from opening it. It says dragon chan's sketchbook

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034069
Anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034295
>Gazer waifu enjoys cuddling
>Enjoys coating you in her goo
>If you get too blushy, or squirmy, she'll just "calm you down" with her eyes
She's like a Nightgaunt, but more dominant.

And she can talk and thus mock you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034379
I
FUCKING
HATE
ISEKAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034392
that's reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

Have you paid a visit to your local tentacle forest anons? You know the girls there are extremely lonely since the barometz moved in and started stealing all their visitors away with free prisoner fruit

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what characteristics different kinds of nun outfits have based on their god. Like, Sea Bishops seem to be wearing stuff for Posiedon, and there's mention that Fallen God worshippers prefer black clothing, but what about others? Do Eros nuns have a lot of hearts and pink cloth? Do Ares battle nuns wear pieces of armor? Do Hathor priestess accentuate their breasts and motherly curves? Do Bastet worshippers have cat motifs? Do Hel wear mourning outfits with bone accessories?

[Anonymous No.]

what am I doing? This is all just a charade isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034077
Aunn's a good doggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034148
Sonic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034404
>He doesn't know Hel priestesses dress up like goths

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032381
Not like obisidian Australians are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034447
needs more streaky black mascara

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034289
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033920
The problem is I'm not creative enough to come up with a monster girl to waifu that isn't just some variation of a MGE profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034379
Not too much of that genera, surprisingly. Might just have to comb through the writers list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034504
well shit. I knew KCs site had quite a few so i thought maybe the english side had some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034504
>surprisingly
is it?
I always assumed isekai was for guys who wanted a power fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034475
I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034475
If you want an MGE waifu then just go for it.
That was specifically regarding people trying to wedge non-MGE waifus into some existing profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034579
For me, isekai is more about the fish out of water stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>big boob monster brags about how she can titfuck and blow her husband at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034579
>"I reincarnated into a fantasy world but all the girls have dicks!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
I'm not a brony.

[Anonymous No.]

can i make weapons into cursed weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

are there any male gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034475
Statements like that kind of frustrate the fuck out of me because it's your mind effectively tricking itself to believe your self deprecation is fact and not an excuse to not try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034754
my dick

[Anonymous No.]

bringing an old request here
also any funny quick things to draw as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034768
again anon just cause your wife worships you and your parts does not make you an actual deity.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are made to desmug

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034786
Manticore with her paw stuck in a pringles can

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034797
if the foxes can get away with it so can I

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034812
Oh, it's the stinky dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034812
I will help

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034797
your mom worships my dick

>>35034812
>dragon's membrane

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034797
In MGE, it might as well be the fucking case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034755
Fuck off nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034812
She wasn't smug in the first place though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034812
well I want a dragon hag to be my momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034755
Fuck on nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034676
is there a trap isekai now?

[Anonymous No.]

the best shirt to wear to ward off monster girls are shirts that say monsters pussy sucks especially "insert species here"

[Anonymous No.]

>hero anon and his monster archnemesis are always fighting and hate each other
>neither of them know that in their everyday life, they're both coworkers that get along great

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034918
Some girl would just rape you to prove you wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034812
I want to hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031105
>>35031305

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
>anon gets fucking beefy
>a bunch of strong monsters online are drenching their panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
Cheshire consultancy is a booming industry

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
Mino, no!

That cat is bad news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034786
Oh shit I remember requesting this, excited to see it finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
I can't tell for sure from the picture, but I'm hoping that Cheshire is /fit/ herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034898
>isekai dungeon full of mimics

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034812
Vaal's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
nice
>start posting vids where I am flexing
>Post mp3s where I am putting max effort me jerking it
>when at max str and power. I post my address and get ready to wrestle some monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035025
you are welcome, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031305
ah yes post anons naked fat body who has never worked out a day in his life on monster /fit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034786
This girl being told she's beautiful even when everyone else says she's hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031329
the only acceptable boys are femboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035137
No, the only acceptable boys are tomboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
>now type "London" in all caps
>yes, trust me
>it's an ancient human courting call

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035124
she looks hella cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035117
thats most american anons, not me tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035005
>cheshire cat consultancy corp.
>her business card says professional CC
>cheshire cat thought it was funny at first but she keeps getting older and still oh so single

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044
Impregnate foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035117
There are ripped men who'd still rail a fat chick, I would absolutely not be surprised about this situation with genders swapped when it comes to monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035200
impregnate boxes

[Anonymous No.]

I hate chershires with every fiber of my being but would still rather have one as a wife than a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035235
A box inside a box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035235
what she gonna do with those oversized teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035124
>gaping chest hole
how can a cute girl like that be hideous when she has an extra hole to stick it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035264
erotic toothbrushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035200
If your fox doens't always look like this, are you even doing monsters right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035259
>put your dick in this box for more boxes
that would have been kind of useful when moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034077
best doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035266
>"How can I be cute? There's a hole where my heart should be."
>take her by the hands
>"Then I'll fill it with love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035042
you know what i meant.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to listen to your body, sometimes the call to sleep isn't from hugging that dormouse or the sleep spell cast by a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girls would most likely be peeping janes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035410
any fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035410
Can't really think of any.

[Anonymous No.]

demons are dangerous and untrustwory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035410

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034418

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035415
are you trying to tell me something, anon. Is the gazer controlling you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035427

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035410
wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035427
She needs a stronger lock

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035442
yno

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035442
no one controls the main man

[Anonymous No.]

what are some ways i can ensure that i get the world record for longest held virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035459
>Walk around nude at night after a shower cause you forgot to bring underwear into the bathroom.
>Look out one of your cracked windows.
>See the telltale red eye glow of a wendi.
>She runs away with an 'awawawa'

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035475
>>35035479
anon, tell me that gazers are shit to see if you are being controlled

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035491
remove dong

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035491
wear the anti pussy amulet

[Anonymous No.]

Hey do you have some sort of problem you're dealing with right now? Consider greenworms they probably can't help you but they're green and worms Please consider them they have my papillion hostage

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035491
Just be yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035509
Just because they're covered in a questionable substance doesn't mean its poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035550
good enough, GAZERS ARE PEEPIN JANES

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035427
Don't worry. You can have all the lamps you want once you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035491
Tell monster girl to pull your finger and fart

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034815
Aw, poor baby! I'd try my best not to giggle too much.
>>35034953
One of my favorite storylines in Magical Salamander Girl Squad GO!
>>35035493
>Forgot to bring fresh underwear
Every time, man, I don't know what it is. I'd need to break that habit fast if I ever get Isekai'd
>>35035581
>"So, Lich-sensei, can you really make my penis glow in the dark?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035169
She comes from a race that eats people for sport. She doesn't like it, but feels like an outcast from both worlds.
Will you hug her?

[Anonymous No.]

The best day is penis inspection day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035641
>"So, Lich-sensei, can you really make my penis glow in the dark?"
>"Anon, you insult me. What color would you like it to glow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035658
Can I be excused if I have a note from my momster saying she's already inspected it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035665
I would ask for rgb dick cause I am a true gamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035677
she must be present to inspect, so she gets to check twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035427
>>35035581
i dont get the lamp joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035690
>"As you can see, my son's penis is perfectly healthy. And large. And...and virile... and thick~... and tasty looking~"
>"I'll let the two of you have some privacy, Ms. Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035748
>poor anon limps out the room while his momster's skin has that shine

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035769
Such is the blessing and curse of being adopted by a monster. Just wait until he finds out he's been legal married to her ever since she brought him home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035700
Often at places with animals on display such as zoos, there will be signs telling visitors not to give food to the animals, because it might be harmful (though the animals will still go right up to you expecting food because no one obeys the signs).
Moths are attracted to light sources such as lamps, which is sometimes harmful to them.
This is a moth girl that really wants you to give her a lamp.
The sign describing it as a diet is funny because it's absurd.
The final layer of humor is that moth girls deserve to be bullied and you naturally want to laugh at one trapped without lamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035781
>anon age six:when I grow up, I wanna marry mommy

[Anonymous No.]

that tiger girl from slime isekai is pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035826
>every time a young anon says something like this, a demon appears and gets his signature on a binding contract in crayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035856
how much ya wanna bet that demon is very single and lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035874
You'd think she'd just adopt a young anon of her own.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035882
She wants to but always comes too late when the orphanage has a surplus of boys

[Anonymous No.]

bros... I don't want to lose to elves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035884
I want to bully my elf coworker by not molesting her when she tries to present herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035427
This maymay is such a fucking piece of normie garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035910
then don't lose them, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035915
that's a pretty rude thing to call a moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035910
All boys fear the lass with the long ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035909
Come on, she's a demon. She can't write up a "first dibs" contract with the orphanage? Surely those running the place can feel her desperation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035910
When the elves are this fertile, they've already won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035938
DO you know how monsters get when there is a bunch of sad, young boys just waiting to be nurtured and raised

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035910
how can you lose to elves, they just humans with pointy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035910
Get protection from orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035968
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036014
>losing to humans
that's the kind of scary shit that keeps me up at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036029
>ywn have thick porc wives that bully stick elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036045
I would commit sudoku and get a wisp gf instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035915
>normie garbage
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35032923
>"He may have been related to a Duke at some point a few hundred years ago"
>Nobody actually cares but she thinks they do

[Anonymous No.]

How to get nerd monster gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035910
Elves are mean. There is this elf at work who keeps bullying me and I am getting real sick of her shit. I'm handing in my two weeks notice tomorrow, maybe she can finally be happy after she never has to see me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036154
How does she bully you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036059
I want thicc porc wives to make an elf captive equally thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036130
Go into their parents' basement and carry them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036169
She goes over my work with a fine tooth comb looking for any errors. When she finds something she has me sit in her office for hours explaining exactly what I did wrong. She even has me make coffee for her "because nobody makes it better than you Anon", I am not a fucking intern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036199
I think she's into you, those elves sire do love it when you take 'em by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036218
Elves do not understand the concept of concensual sex. All sex to them is rape, and they love it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a cursed painting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036238
No, but I would the cutie living inside of one.

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I get custom made bras? The wife is...quite big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036254
the tail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036237
What happens when you do make sweet tender love to them

[Anonymous No.]

I want to GOMAD with monster milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I have all of these premium monster parts to use for my greatest experiment ever, but no body good enough to use as a base."
>"Why not just use your own?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036238
Paintgeist was kinda hot, but I think there's more to enjoy in life than being milked inside a painting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036274
After you conquer them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036274
They still call it rape, but they'll cuddle up to you and hold you gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036295
Stop makin those tree huggers attractive

[Anonymous No.]

Latenight's big girls are so great. Please post more pics of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I wamt to molest knife ears, what should I do for max molestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036285
Would a Lich attach a tail to herself at the tailbone where it should be or above the butt like all the other monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035300
Mimic-chan is the real treasure I'm after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036352
Tailbone

She's a smart girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036254
Joke's on her, I just came in her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna go to wonderland and wear a shirt that says soccer fucking sucks and is for lesbos

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036014
magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034068
Maybe. We already have Night Gaunt's breasts producing her weird chaos mucus. Give the local Gazer a large supply of Holst milk and get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036427
Magic is for nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031058
This shelf must be reorganized

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036454
How do I milk a gazer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036488
You grab the base of the eyestalk and apply a firm grip, pulling away from the base.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to publicly form hierarchies to prevent unwanted housemaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035200
But that's a boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036532
but I want all the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036532
Anon, ya asking for a good old kiki intervention

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036566
This seems like a wacky comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036454

[Anonymous No.]

>>35034970
THAT CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036585
More boba

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop a noisy focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036308
It's too late anon. Soon, you'll be living in a comfortable tree house with your loving elf wife who insists she's only with you in order to preserve her species and not out of love, despite her numerous displays of affection and wanting you to rub her gravid stomach which is currenty carrying your tenth and eleventh daughter. This is your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036636
Molest the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036636
Insert penis into noise hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036657
The Horror, the Horror!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! You've been captured by dark elf slavers, but instead of taking you for themselves they want to sell you.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
What is your new mistress like?
If you get dark elf your two captors decide to take you for themselves or you can reroll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Dryad
Ahh, the great outdoors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Dorome
I just finished sweeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Shoggoth
i am confused at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036864
Meido won the lottery and decided she'd buy a mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036636
duct tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036883
not without the hard R she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Automaton
Uh, how does that work? I guess she got me just to dote on me or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036864
She lives out her fantasies of "saving" her master from slavers

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thirsty.

Thirsty for Angel milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037002
Only Lilim milk is on offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>hakutaku
>NOOOO! I DONT WANT TO BE STRESS RELIEF FOR SOME CC LIBRARIAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>cursed sword
>"Finally! Someone to wield me!"
Gonna use her for chopping vegetables and trimming the hedges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816

>>35037031
Huh, I got them too.
>he doesn't want to serve the one cow that has something between their ears
Gaaaaay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037054
Grasscutter was a famous sword, and Musashi himself admired the way you could cut the stem of a flower so this seems a worthy purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037018
I hear Lim milk is pretty potent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
Guess I'm gonna be a bunyips daki

[Anonymous No.]

Looking for a wife? Can I interest you in a bug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037203
That's not a bug, she's just holding sickles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037203
Those are just her man-hooks. Easier to grab a human boy with.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that the only way to stop an oni tribe from raiding my village is by finding their leader and mating pressing her in front of her whole tribe?

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt of monstergirls.
Big Mino wife, but she was basically just Macho Man Randy Savage in monstergirl form.
So now I think of mamono wrestling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037301
You have to impregnate all of the onis.

[Anonymous No.]

What if just before the Amazon is about to rape me in front of her whole tribe I kissed her and said I love her and that I want her to be gentle with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037424
Gentle and loving rape in front her her entire tribe.

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>>35037441
>I didn't even have to rape him and he's already in love with me
>Fucking jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037424
>Love public sex and exhibitionism but don't really care for Amazons for some reason.
Would demons be okay with it or do I have to won/d/erland?

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>>35037301
It has to be either a mating press, or a standing full nelson. Those are the only acts of submission the tribe will acknowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster girl goes years without finding a man what happens? Sanity loss? Death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037611
Desperation and overuse of dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037611
she starts playing dating sims and buys a body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037611
Depends on the monster girl.
There's a cannon succubi who is 200 years old and she seems to be doing just fine. In fact 200 years old seems to be considered to be yearly twenties to them.
Demons and liches can go with hundreds, if not thousands, of years without needing a man, they they might get sad and find one anyway.

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>>35037611
Nothing? Dragons live thousands of years and so often live their whole lives without a man that there is a whole subspecies of zombie dragons

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations on winning the ball game, now on to the next test! Knives won't be the only thing cutting you in the House of Knives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038028
Game?

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>>35038094
i think its the mayan ball game

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031209
Far left for me. I'm a sucker for horns, wings and goat hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038195
Hand-egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35037203
>>35037213
She's pretty slow, so she makes up for it with all sorts of tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038320
no soccer but you kick the ball in to the sideways hoop on the wall, did you not see road to el dorado

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038320
I like this bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038377
They used an armadildo

[Anonymous No.]

Do MGE dragons still use their fire breath? What does it look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>You call those thights thicc? You're like a little alp, watch this

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038467
Perpetuate the dawn~

[Anonymous No.]

It's a good day when you cum to baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>35038505
They burned down most of the tentacle forest, so they can use it when they want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>meanwhile in a round table meeting amongst Order Knights and Mages
>Background music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jD7fBp_lXI&t=290s

Different Order Knights, Mages and Clergymen are having a rather serious meeting that may or may not have tactical importance. But there may or may not be a monstergirl spy hiding among themselves and or is disguised.

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Get a random generated monstergirl and tell us what information is she spying for and how is she disguised or hidden? Also if you get a "Big Monstergirl" like a minotaur, Holstaur, Ushi Oni, Dragon or ANY "Big" monstergirl that has a hard time staying subtly hidden or not good for stealth. You're free to retry for a different monstergirl that is better suited for stealth or staying hidden.

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>>35038803
Beware buying your wife Marune Sabbath baked goods

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC give ETA on next RPG update in his latest patreon post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039402
I rolled a fuck off you /tg/ homoposter

[Anonymous No.]

Ideal

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>>35039402
/tg/-kun, why must you be so obvious every time, how hard is it to choose literally ANY monster girl picture to go with your post instead of fixating on human males? Why not just stop pretending that you're into monster girls and enjoy yaoi.

[Anonymous No.]

Show of hands who here HASNT ever fapped to traps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039669
me, easy question, next one

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I showed undead girls resident evil games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039776
That's a paddling

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>>35039598
Hope his other doujin gets translated

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>>35039598
Ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Order Agent barges into your home
>shoots your (human) wife with five more shots to the head
>"WHAT!? WHY!? SHE IS PURE! SHE WAS NEVER A MONSTER OR CORRUPTED!" You yell in despair
>"That was not your real wife. She was a doppleganger." The Order agent bluntly says and continues "However, we're still searching for your real wife BUT for now. You will have a surrogate wife. And it will be my sister... So cum inside her vagina anon!"

Is this a fine deal?

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>>35039598
>>35039831
I need the biggest monster you've got

[Anonymous No.]

I see /tg/ is leaking again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039776
It gives them ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039883
Probably the same shitposter as always, I bet he thinks the reactions he gets are funny or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039898
Sometimes he likes to take the angry responses and post them back on /tg/.

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>>35036816
>Living Armor
I have no idea how a floating armor even got the money to buy me but I can't complain too much, the cuddles are amazing.
Though once she realizes I fetishize a power dynamic where she's definitely the stronger one it'll only be a matter of time that they'll indulge in the fact she basically owns me.

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>>35036816
I am a Yeti's snuggleslut, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
I am living doll's living doll, hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039831
She short

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Gryphon
Why did she pick me?

[Anonymous No.]

.....

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>>35036816
>Genie
Do I still get my wishes?

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>>35036816
>Greenworm.
My guess is she's an extra well-fed one that hasn't been able to find a husband but wants one before she goes papillion.
Looks like its going from a cage to a cocoon for a while.

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>>35036816
Hey my mistress is the devil and a little girl. I want a refund on life

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040001
I wonder what a Dark Seraph would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Raiju
Time to be a coomer's sex slave. Hope she ain't too rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035137
Based

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>>35039883
i mean remember when hololive was spammed on /jp/ and you had a bunch of posts blaming it on /qa/ but it turned out it was /v/ using /qa/ as a scapegoat? How do I know its not the same story again?

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>>35036816
>Ice Queen
Does anyone have any heavy jackets I can borrow?

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>>35040022
>Greenworm gets lost and accidentally buys a man at the Dark Elf auctions
>pays the Dark Elves in lettuce and cabbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
Wendigos meat cooker. Not a bad fate at all

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>>35036816
>Basilisk
Probably just too shy to get a husband the old fashioned way. I'm pulling her mask off the moment my hands are untied.

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>>35039994
Plot twist: she's only 16 and his baby sitter. By the time he's 180cm she will be 3m tall.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna feed a BIG FAT wock
pan fry everything in what you could call an unhealthy amount of butter

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>>35036816
>Bogey
Why doea have to buy me tho? Couldn't she have just ambushed from under my bed. Also why does she look like a preadtor that has her prey in her sights

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>>35040107
Considering its the underdark? They probably won't say no to surface food.

Although I'd now have to carry her out of said underdark so we can learn more about each other in the cocoon.

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>>35040153
I want to hug that soft Wock.

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>>35040153
That middle looks it needs to be molested and groped heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040076
whens /v/eddit going to get removed, they already created /vst/, /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vr/ ,and /vm/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040218
>/vm/
>video games multiplayer
i must have missed the announcement on this one,
fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>High Orc
I guess she couldn't find a man she liked during her raids? I think life with her as a mistress would be similar to if I lost to her in a raid: Her being a dominant bully until I can defeat her and make her into a submissive wife.

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>>35036816
>Dark mage
What a terrible fate. Hope she does shotaifiy and make me her smol lover boy. I would hate for that ro happen. Especially if she forces me to eat her out when she has guests over while I am under the table

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>>35040247
i mean its right there at the top

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>>35036816
>wisp
uh oh

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>>35036816
>holst
Mommy milkies, I want to taste straight from the tap

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>>35040160
>so we can learn more about each other in the cocoon.
Now I’m imagining Anon and a Greenworm playing Go Fish in the cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

If I went to the mge world I would give kikis adderall. I believe they could clean a lot of floors

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>>35039776
Show a wight RE7 or RE8, and she'll suddenly think she can get rough with hubby and just toss a medbottle at him and he'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036816
>Grizzly
She literally only bought me so I could help her steal pic-a-nic baskets at the campgrounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you snuggle with a sleepsheep?

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>>35036816
>Myconid
Oh no, I'm Ethan Winters.

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>>35040518
>It's a lot roomier in here than I expected...
>Yeah, can you get me a juicebox while you're up? There's a fridge around the corner.

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>>35036816
>Holstaur
Going into a dark elf forest or cave to get a slave sounds like something your average cow wouldn't have the energy for. Maybe she's one of those assertive bullfighter breeds? Either way I'm happy with my new milky mistress.

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>>35034447
>He doesn't know Hel priestesses dress up like goths
Half of them do, the other half dress as gyarus and scene girls

[Anonymous No.]

gives the best kisses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040561
Only if she's willing to do it naked, clothed snuggling feels weird.

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>>35036816
Why the fuck does a hellhound need to buy a sexslave? She shit at rapin or somrthing. Or is she the rare power bottom rapehound

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>>35040518
>Got any threes?
>'Go fish'
>Hmm...So, how'd you get the money to buy me?
>'I have stock in a few farms thanks to a Tanuki I helped. Got any 7s?'
>Sure, two.

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>>35040696
skinks

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>>35035002
>and the weak dyel monsters
>and the other monsters
You think anon knows he's made it when his pics are used for the OP image in "is coffee good for you?" tier threads

[Anonymous No.]

>fellow mage waifu finds the smegma pocket dimension

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035546
Little green beanbag couldn't if she tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033858
>Werewolf
>Cheshire
Beware the barking cat of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035546
My only problem is that I'm lazy and don't feel like sitting down and writing the 1k words a day I should. Greenworms could poke me to remind me about what I should be doing.

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>>35040645
>assertive bullfighter breeds
Didn't know I needed one until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035683
>flashing multi colour dick
That's how you attract deep sea monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040969
Time to sleep with the fishies of the deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039968
>>35040077
>Yeti and Ice Queen mistresses meet up for coffee and to talk about their men

[Anonymous No.]

What do the sabbath post on 4monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035981
>horny monster gets to the orphanage
>is in the waiting room when she overhears how the human couple in front her just haven't been able to conceive even after five years or marriage
>feels bad and leaves
>but not before discretely slipping her card into the wifes purse
Demon may have not gotten her husband but she has made it so that a young adopted boy is going to have some sisters very soon

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>>35041051
>drawfag thread

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>>35041051
they mostly seethe about big tiddies and cry about how "flat is justice"

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>>35041051
>you will never have a younger brother to dote on
>you will never protect him from bullies
>he will never come to your room when he had a nightmare and couldn't sleep
>you will never help him through puberty
>he will never confess his love and marry you
Mostly out of spite but it hurts them as well

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>>35041051
That "sexual attractive age" pic with smug Iliya and Kuro

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>>35041088
Gonna chime in n say it dont matter if it ain't milky

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041217
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041256
Illyasviel von Eisenbern or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041280
Nah the pic I mean, never seen that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35036194
>anon goes over to his apophis childhood friends house
>her mom lets him in and mentions she hasn't left "her cave" in three days
>anon enters without knocking and drags her away from her computer to force her into the shower
>while her online friends 'wish that was me' post to the sounds of apophis whines and forced scrubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041222
Holstaurs win again

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041299
Thinking of the fumes would probaly make me rape her hard then make her take a bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041136
I want to help Bapho with her drinking problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041136
Hold up, that bottle is what? Mofu alchol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041295

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>>35031044

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>>35036816
>Valkyrie
Guess someone got left out of the hero raffle or the chief god isn't picky about where she gets hero candidates. I'm imagining a matronly valk who buys anon as a slave and then demands to serve him

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>>35037611
>>35037846
Imagine being a married monster and your eternally single friend dies without ever having scored. Then the next week you see her as a succuzombie walking arm in arm with a guy while giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041222
many replies of "based milk lover" from the many lurking moos

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone, I took a week off from the thread due to a certain someone shitting up the thread did I miss anything big? Did a bunch of drawing while I was away so I'll periodically be posting some of that. Baseball cards soon btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041687
I was just wondering where you went and hoped you hadn't left. You haven't really missed anything other than a few stories that should be in the scraper

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041687
theres a dude that posts art of his waifu, but every artist goes "what a cute daughter you have! here is some free art"
picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044

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>>35041679
Gonna upload a vid of me drinking an entire gallon of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039866
>Paladin Crimsongrove theme playing in my head

This meme will never die

[Anonymous No.]

>when final boss music plays and the mg is just as congfused about it as you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040592
>>35040716

>Comfy cocoon pocket dimension loaded with fruit snacks, juice boxes, pre-mixed salads, and plenty of fun board games

I love greenworms

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>>35034614
>For me, isekai is more about the fish out of water stuff.
yes fish out of water, if nearly immediately was magically given the ability to breath walk on land defeat any land dweler and have a bunch of girl throw themselves at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35039866
I'm going to murder that golem-punching asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041725
Cute daughter, now post the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041816
Golems are such sweet ladies, why would he do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041762
>>35041816
>humouring it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041725
Daughterwives are noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041892
nope

[Anonymous No.]

Punch a boulder-golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041892
Just daughters are nice. I want to raise and protect them into women who live successful, fulfilling lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041725
Could see that happening with the Greenworm one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041687
I'm glad you're back señor greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040112
>I just love to grill I tell ya hwat
>>35040128
https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE
>>35040345
>Eating freshly-baked gingerbread and milk everyday for breakfast while my giant Dark Mage wife ruffles my hair and coos on my ear about how wonderful last night was

Sounds comfy
>>35041877
I know it's /T(rans)G(ender)/anon, but I never miss a chance to RE-post

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041932
>>35041725
Sucks to be those who have loli wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041892
The only monster I see in that image is man

[Anonymous No.]

>>35040345
I to got DarkMage and agree. I really hope she doesn't shotafy me and sexually dominate me. That would be weird haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35031044

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>>35041971
Lolis can just age regress you to become onee-sans
https://nhentai.net/g/361147/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042011
>gay shit
Leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041725
>anon and his wife pretend she is a daughter to get free shit
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041988
Rin is a semen demon though

[Anonymous No.]

>>35035884
Office ladies are my main weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35033166
Mmmm, Akagi cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041971
The best wivies is ones with all the curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042122
she has curved horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041805
They love you too anon. Only you can make their fantasies a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042147
>redclawed
>has purple claw
i have been lied to

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042122
The best wives are the ones with the curves that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042166
How does it feel to rest on a flat board, not good, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041687
Glad to have you back good buddy, everyone needs some time off every now and then. Looking forward to completing my MGC Boy Stealers card collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042184
im as close to her heart as i can get, it feels amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042197
Keep tellin yourself that, I love them hags, they are better than any loli could ever be

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041687
Welcome back

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042231
but baphos are bot HAG and LOLI, giving you the bets of both worlds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042147
It's always nice seeing yourself Greenworm fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>35041687
its getting qworse

[Anonymous No.]

I’d be too afraid I’d smother a loli while I’m sleeping, I’m a pretty big guy who sleeps like a log and moves around too much in my sleep. I would just stay awake all night out of fear of hurting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042250
Whats a hag without the body, a fake, thats what

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042250
Keep telling yourself that bud. Lolis are sad creatures who are always salty towards actual women because the only guys they can score are the obese basement dwelling lolicons who are sick in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042324
Its a known fact that if you put a loli n a milf in a room, thr loli will always try and start shit

[Anonymous No.]

BEHIND YOU, HUMAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042197
Cute idol/priestess/goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042367
Huh, i can't hear ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>live in the city
>in an apartment building on the seventh floor
>have a balcony patio that you turn into a makeshift garden
>one day a Greenworm shows up and loves your veggies
>have to keep shooing her away everyday
This sitcom pretty much writes itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042411
Just get a wife that can shoo her away for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042267
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042411
Greenworms may be high maintenance, but just think of how much love they give back! especially after they metamorphose into Papillons

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042367
Not now ya damned knife ear! I’m trying to teach my dog to play Jenga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042184
Resting your head on dfc probably feels pretty good. Not to mention a big springy loli ass in your lap, or wide loli hips or thick silky loli thighs in your hands, or the sex which would be mind-blowing for both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042429
The magikarp of mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042446
>Resting your head on dfc probably feels pretty good.
It doesn’t. I’ve done it before (my first gf was flat and very self conscious about it), and resting your head on actual breasts is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042482
Now i want a magikarp fish wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042482
Wouldn't that be zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042494
Well the rest of it still stands, and the loli should be the resting against the male anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042503
Zombies are still at least passable on their own, worms are barely even a girl until they morph. It's no coincedence that many comm artists won't draw them or do so reluctantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042495
>merderp one day transforms into a powerful ara ara mommy watersnek waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042503
>a haughty Wight rules over the land with an iron fist
>however, there's rumors of an artifact that can humble her
>small group of adventurers go questing to find it
>after a long journey, they finally find it hidden in a forgotten basement room of her summer home
>it's a picture of her when she was a zombie, dressed in a Magikarp onesie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042686
Perfect and she has the mob face as well