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>> No.35055256
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Have you hugged the heavenly host today?

>> No.35055278
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Today is sslow

>> No.35055390

Its Friday Lich-oneesan, no one wants to work today.
Not even the ghouls want to!

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What do the undead drink?

>> No.35055490

What monsters when mixed with kikis, would make the best monster maids?

>> No.35055493

Very cute. Makes me wish I was a bit younger so I could have an angel be nice to me.

>> No.35055513

>salamander challenges you to a duel
>does an impressive blade flourish with her sword
>you just pull out a demonsilver gun and shoot her
Does she get mad?

>> No.35055566

Im working tonight
With the rain and [UNSPECIFIED VIRUS OF EASTERN ORGIN] rules, its gonna be boring and slow
Want to drink some fruit cider and be done with this week

>> No.35055605

Would be fun if she dodges the bullet and declares she's seen indiana jones

>> No.35055625

Luckily shota potions exist, and angels are centuries old, so you're still young to her

>> No.35055630

I don't think so, she lost because she didn't notice you had a gun or didn't believe you would use it, which is foolish thinking for a warrior. She would be mad if you were a warrior but instead of using a weapon you spent the entire duel kiting her and casting slowing frost spells at her until she gives up.

>> No.35055649

>"Yeah, no. I should have seen that coming..."
>"Ugh, you gonna stand there all day or are you gonna fuck me?"

>> No.35055662

Zombies were made for irrumatio since unlike ghouls they aren’t as skilled in blowjobs and could fight back but instead act as a simple throat to be fucked

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Greetings and salutations. We, as a collective, have decided to write this to you to inform you on who we are, what we are doing, and our goals. First, we would like to state that we are rattus, or in laymens terms, rats, a genus of muroid rodents, all typically called rats. However, the term rat can also be applied to rodent species outside of this genus, so it is difficult to distinct which one of these we are. I do believe that it is not important to specify which one we are at this current time; What is more important for you to know is that our activities, which include preying on whomever we deem fit, stalking said entity, crime, hooliganism, and general mischief all occur at night, as is typical for a natural species such as ourselves. To this, and to all rats who may hear us, we say: Stand your ground, rats, for this is what we fight for; For our spirit, our laws, and our ways. Now, cry havok and let slip the rats of war, for heaven, hell and all to hear us, we cry out: We're the rats!

Greetings. What you are reading now are the words of the leader of the aforementioned rats. Tremble in fear, for I have gained, through sheer mass and power, the respect and authority over all other rattus kind! Woe be to you for obtaining a foe such as myself, as I alone hold the power to govern these rats, and woe be to you once more for even thinking to make an enemy of all rats, for our reputation as an invasive species proceeds us, and it is here, now, at the midnight hour that you shall learn the true definition of this!

Without mercy, we shall enact tomfoolery, horseplay, fooling, pranks, antics, and general capering on your hapless establishment known only by ours truly and by those who have been unfortunate to be the subject of our harassment and skylarking in the past and lived to have told the tale. There will be no end to the general vibrant and youthful hooliganism me and all my fellow skallywags shall enact upon everyone and every entity that we see here; Abandon all hope, fools!

>> No.35055719

The way to make a sally very pissed is to both taunt her as she tries to hit you, teleport away and do it until you can push her over with a finger and watch her fall over exhausted

>> No.35055788

She does the cool thing and either deflects the bullet or slices it in half, like a true swordsman.
Then you fire some more and she can't keep up.

>> No.35055870

Road crew?
Cause yeah, that sounds like it sucks and that you need a monster girl to help

>> No.35055878
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Shut up you dumb rats

>> No.35055932

Yeah, yeah, whatever nerd. Be my onahole and I'll give you some cheese.

>> No.35055936

Summer holidays began and the kids got rowdy

>> No.35055984

Night club/bar security actually
You cant stand up, you order at tables, and barley anyone wants to show up

>> No.35056033

Now I've seen the video this song is from but I just don't get it

>> No.35056067

Rat women do not exist.

>> No.35056083

Yeah, that sucks.
I know in my state where things are opening up folks have started visiting places more and more.

>> No.35056088
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I am about to lose to elf pussy.

>> No.35056120

What's the alcohol content of winegoat milk?

>> No.35056130

And even if they didn't they wouldn't have an Undercity, so stop looking for it, yeah?

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It's not really losing if you end getting sex

>> No.35056187

....I must investigate these rumors for the good of the city.
And not to see the secret, underground levels where rougher citizens, dwarves, giant ants, and others live.

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>> No.35056220

That's a big yeti.

>> No.35056221

Don't worry, while you're losing to elf pussy, she's losing to human dick.

>> No.35056232

The Dwarven quarters continue to spread regardless of city zoning! They're a menace!

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I want to be an elf's boy slave/future husband.

>> No.35056299

>losing to elves
Tell me a more patheic girl to lose to

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I hate that pic. For the first second, my mind instinctively thinks she's standing in the picrel trap

>> No.35056322

City zoning only applies above ground.
They also fix the pipes and ensure that the sewer system runs where it needs to be so no one really wants to get on their bad side.

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>> No.35056368
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There's no telling what goes on under there, with the ants and their mushroom farms.

>> No.35056381

Nothing worse than calling a unusually sized mouse woman a rat, she would toss you to a jinko sized werecat

>> No.35056404

A lone zombie or kobold

>> No.35056430

But it's in her name!

>> No.35056443

Gonna give the big angels the affection they deserve.

>> No.35056461

Pull out a pipe bomb and ask if she's seen Caddyshack.

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>> No.35056497

They work hard to keep the city supplied with the finest shrooms, although their arguments with dwarves over tunneling practices and techniques are quite legendary.

Seems that two species whose lives depend on digging can get quite animated about these topics.

>> No.35056525

Can't wait to start a dairy farm when portals open. I wonder if there are any monsters outside of Holstaurs that would be open to being milked on a daily basis.

>> No.35056529

>so how do I get down from here?
>angel says nothing and continues to smile and pet your head

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>I'll use this tongue to lick out your semen

>> No.35056551

You know I'd be interested in how the underground actually works
>top layer probably rats
>then ants
>then dorfs
>more dorfs
>wow the dorfs go really deep
>it's dorfs all the way down baby

>> No.35056563

She'll be nice to bring me back down once she's done petting me, right?

>> No.35056586

Where's Goblin town?

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A lilim's sexiness and power is only gonna mind break you the first time but how hard she will love you will mind break you every time.

>> No.35056618

Goblins would share a layer with the dwarves, moving into abandoned tunnels, sections, and the like.

>> No.35056627

I guess it goes in one of the dorf levels

>> No.35056654

>A lone zombie
Sir, that's called winning.

>> No.35056681

I won't lose to the lim.

>> No.35056730

A lone zombie cant catch someone by herself. It means a wight or a lich is playing matchmaker

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>Forgetting about the clowns below the lava golems

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>> No.35056783

A couple zombies is spooky. A single zombie is a dumb and cute girl you adopt.

>> No.35056805

I don’t respect anything scared of Umi Oshos

>> No.35056809

I wanna be a slave to an elf wight.

>> No.35056814

I would try to diversify my portfolio if I had a monster dairy farm. P'orc to look after the pigs, weresheep to sheer for their wool, satyros to tend to the vineyard, bees for honey, alraunes to keep the crops bountiful, and minos to help with the heavy lifting. And every single one of them is milky as a holst.

>> No.35056829

Any Wight would turn you into a slut for having your energy drained by her claws

>> No.35056860

My farms not complete without a barometz patch. They're so weird, bouncy and goat-ey.

>> No.35056862

>A Dormouse yawns and says to you
>"*Yawn* All tunnels lead to Skavenblight Onichan... *yawn*"

>> No.35056866

>walking home like any other day
>sinkhole opens up and you slide down under the city
>surrounded by dorfs
>oh fuck you always knew this would ha-
>they reassure you that they're all married, they just need your help with a small mining problem
>oh that's cool, you've played a lot of minecraft, maybe they'll give you some diamonds
>the air is getting warmer as you descend deeper underground
>emerge into a large chamber, the glow from magma rising up from a pit
>that's easy, they just need a water bucket
>dorfs roughly pick you up and carry you to the edge
>cranky looking lava golem rises up from the magma
>oh fuck you always knew this would happen
>she stops pouting and smiles with her arms outstretched when she sees you falling towards her

>> No.35056881

or sheep, even.

>> No.35056902

Virgins in volcanoes...

>> No.35056908

Don't do it anon! She'll lay her head on your chest just to feel your warm beating heart and softly sing the bittersweet songs of her people! Stop before it's too late or she'll toy with and tease you just to see every expression you can make and then when she thinks you're not looking, absolutely swoon at how darling her love is!

>> No.35056915
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Cows are quite varied, after all.

>> No.35056920

The last thing they'll see of me is a thumbs up

>> No.35057013

Nazrin is a mouse

>> No.35057020

I think the most I would expand is an apple/prisoner fruit orchard with a dryad or two helping out there or maybe some goats and weresheep. I don't want to go too big because I want to make sure I have enough time to give each girl ample love and attention.

>> No.35057056

But clowns aren't monster girls.

>> No.35057063

I see the customs officer got cuter.
Used to be this hulking large rat, a few of her friends, and a rat ogre

>> No.35057145
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>Tentacle "weeds" molesting your plant girls
Wonder what would be the proper way to deal with them?

>> No.35057182

I'll take those tentacles for I am tentacle man

>> No.35057199
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Please never let your Medusa girls hangout with Dark Elves. This is what happens to them when they hangout with such unsavory people.

>> No.35057221

They can molest me instead.

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>> No.35057246

I don't get it, what changed?

>> No.35057280

Probably the other cow-esque MGs, like Minos and Hakutakus, but maybe also a Jub-Jub or two who doesn't understand she's not gonna be the one doing the "milking"

>> No.35057318

She was given an edgy claw.

>> No.35057344

I am gonna get all the species to be milked

>> No.35057354
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>Interviewer approaches female Order soldier and asks:
>"Excuse me ma'am. But what are your thoughts of the fact that women and girls are encouraged to serve in combat and the military in general?"
>she scoffs and bluntly answers:
>"Men these days don't know how to cook or be a man. All they do is eat Prisoner Fruit this and monstergirl foodstuff that. Be "desirable to monstergirl", charge their phones, go to that Adventure Pirate Island Matori and begged to be taken by some succubus or hellhound. Or Illias forbid, be some gold digger to some Danuki or dragoness with a hoard. My useless husband these days can't even hammer nails into boards for shit or to save his life! Gotta be the bread winning housewife to do many of the work I have to!"

>> No.35057368

Those nazrin doujins where she gets hypnotized and repeatedly impregnated make me diamonds. Rats are for heavy pregnancy only

>> No.35057370

Exactly! How is she supposed to give handjobs with that awful thing!

>> No.35057420

Very carefully.

>> No.35057443

I can't be punished for my sins if the angels can't catch me!

>> No.35057493

Do not respond to warhammerfag.

>> No.35057497

Hey free foreskin removal tho

>> No.35057533

They'll take out the hound units for you

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>> No.35057570

Fuck off tranny

>> No.35057606

I know how to handle dogs. Heavenhounds don't scare me.

>> No.35057607

Kek, and a thinkpad at that. No uses them anymore

>> No.35057617

That Mimic is going for /g/fags

>> No.35057631

How hard do I have to hug a carbonhound for her to become a diamondhound?

>> No.35057685

Are you sure, i hear they are at least 8 ft of holy hound muscle. Can you outrun that, dummy sinner?

>> No.35057696

glad i'm not the only one that saw it

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>> No.35057722

Why tho

>> No.35057742

I would hug her and make her give me her derpy grin

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>> No.35057765

I would act like the dumbest horror movie character ever written so she could be proud of catching a human all by herself.

>> No.35057769

When you think about it, there is nothing sadder than a zombie that's all alone

>> No.35057800

>Can you outrun that, dummy sinner?
I can try. If she catches me, I'll have no choice but to ask her to be gentle.

>> No.35057831

>Guys, I think we should split up
>Huh? I think I heard a noise from the basement, I should go investigate
>Oh no, my flashlight stopped working, now I have to feel around in the dark
>I should probably shout a lot and climb through small spaces that are going to get me stuck

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My face is a seat for huge sweaty mino butts

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>> No.35057847

Thats is gonna backfire real bad

>> No.35057854

>tfw no Hellhound/Heavenhound half-sister rivals

>> No.35057891

I wabt to be raised by twins. It sounds like a good time

>> No.35057901

Why? I thought the forces of heaven were supposed to be nice!

>> No.35057917

Poor bastard

>> No.35057927

Yes, but she still a hound and the vunerable you show your self to be, the more exicted they get

>> No.35057944

How does facesitting work with digitigrade legs?

>> No.35057973

lilims will rape you to death

>> No.35057974

Capybara girl when?

>> No.35057997

Not for long missy

>> No.35058000

>climb through small spaces that are going to get me stuck
I bet there's a whole subgenre of this.

>> No.35058008

>Snuggling with comfy capybara gf in the hot spring

Sounds nice, does she wear a cute Lily pad hat?

>> No.35058011

Need milf jabber and dragon oneesans who both want me

>> No.35058056

I can't think of any way that I could put on a strong front and not have it crumble over time, which would probably encourage her more. Guess I'll take the loss this time, but that doesn't mean I'll change my sinner ways!

>> No.35058057

>Some one please help, there's a ghoul in here and my pants are off and I've gotten myself stuck through a small hole in the wall, and I can't reach anything to free myself because I twisted belly up.
The new washing machine meme.

>> No.35058058

>zombie-chan gets indecisive and isn't sure which group you went with
>the noise was just an animal knocking some stuff over, she's actually outside just being kinda lost
>the lack of light slows her down more than you, and you can hear her bumping into every piece of furniture by accident when she makes it to the basement
>she also gets stuck in the tight spaces and has to slowly shimmy her way over to you
>after patiently waiting and pretending to be immobilized she finally reaches you
>there's not enough room for her to do anything except half-hug you happily
>any attempt to get the two of you free results in her getting really worried that you're leaving and holding you tighter

>> No.35058059

Bet man stuck in wall is a fucking huge subgenre.

>> No.35058094

That looks exactly like my Thinkpad? Should I be concerned?

>> No.35058099

You only have to get free enough to put your penis inside her. Then you have literally the rest of eternity, just keep cuddlefucking until the wall erodes into dust.

>> No.35058111

>What are you doing step-sis?

>> No.35058117

Place cock on it to be sure

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>> No.35058189

I want to be a kusogaki shota and be put in my rightful place by hag pussy

>> No.35058192

>I w-won't let you steal my land, paleface
>B-but maybe we could share it?

>> No.35058226

>Guess I'll take the loss this time, but that doesn't mean I'll change my sinner ways!
Saying stuff like that gets you a trip to sinner rehab and the hound that punished you before will be happy to see you again

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Desperate 900 years old kitsunes

>> No.35058292

I want a kakuen fitness instructor to help me achieve ape strength.

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For you

>> No.35058303

>Sinner rehab
The fucks that like?

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the best monke is a BIG one

>> No.35058345

>Help me Imouto/Oneesan!

>> No.35058349

Sign up and find out

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>> No.35058442

But I aint a sinner

>> No.35058464

Chonkey monkey is for breeding

>> No.35058482

>Big monkey butt
I'd beat it like a bongo drum

>> No.35058490

That's something a sinner would say

>> No.35058498

I aint gonna be doing much but pelvic thursts, aren't I?

>> No.35058529

You get assigned to an angel or reunite with an angel that has punished you before you got sent there and they help you be a pure individual. Stuff like learning how to have a sin-free mindset, practicing good deeds and manners, or expelling sinner mana from your body and have your angel replace it with holy mana. Rewards for progress and good behavior include headpats, cuddles, and marriage to your angel when you finally graduate.

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>> No.35058537

I think that's a given when you're doing a workout with any kind of mamono

>> No.35058538

>Big slutty ears left accessible for molesting

Patrician taste

>> No.35058654

But I ain't. The head nun tells me to be free of sin, I must place my sins into her throught the ritual of fornication. I don't tell her but it feels real good and I don't know why my wee wee makes white sin

>> No.35058810

I love chocolate elves!

>> No.35058843

Why are dragons good?

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>> No.35058925

I'm gonna grab her and force her to cuddle with me until she's no longer feels alone.

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>> No.35059025

Bullying strong monsters with a pressure washer!

>> No.35059038

Yeah, she's real hot

>> No.35059039

your girls are ugly and fat

>> No.35059055

It was awful today

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BIG DONK chocolates?

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>> No.35059155

Ya got one trait right, but your mama is the ugly one

>> No.35059229
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smol foxes

>> No.35059269

Cheshire-san doesn't want to move.
Jinko-san is just walking around in shorts and a very small bra.

>> No.35059383

Sucks to be you guys, thats why I live underground. Nice n cool down here

>> No.35059439

Lol, I imagine Jinko sometimes forgets bottoms since she's so furry down there

>> No.35059453

You get internet in the Drow slave pens?

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the great thing about hot weather is that these become even better to lick

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>blocks your path

>> No.35059507

Nah, just live down in the bowels of the earth and managed to snag an ethernet cable

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>> No.35059556

>walks through them

>> No.35059589

>"ma'am you need to cover up, you can't just walk around with no pants or underwear on"
>look you in the eyes
>shoves your face into her puss
>"all covered up"

>> No.35059599

Hello, do you know the way to jinko lands

>> No.35059636

>Huffing Jinko fluff


>> No.35059722

What happens if you start licking her?

>> No.35059770

she locks her legs around your head

>> No.35059780

Why she do this, now my peen is hard

>> No.35059828

>hellhounds haha
>cheshires haha
>manticores haha

>> No.35059842


>> No.35059849

>Hot, lazy, sweating Jinko pining you between her HEUG thighs for hours while she slurps on a popsicle and ocassionally growls at you to lick faster

>> No.35059866

Speak gachanigger

>> No.35059891

>unzips pants

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>> No.35060011

Very indecent of her. Now I have to eat her out as a punishment.

>> No.35060013
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I know it was just a throwaway bit at the end but reading Penywises werewolf story made me want to domesticate three dark elves as maids. Rehabilitate poor behaviour though copius dickings so to speak

>> No.35060026

I have no idea what's going on

>> No.35060037

i need brown cats really fucking badly

>> No.35060047
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yandere angels!

>> No.35060082
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>> No.35060084

loli dark elf maid with tribal tattoos!

>> No.35060097

Cheshire-san, teach me to teleport. I'll do anything for it.

>> No.35060119


When I was a kid, I only watched Outlaw Star when nobody was around because Aisha made me feel funny.

>> No.35060154
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Sniff her leotard after she's done working out. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker

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That probably is what I would've done, as a curious kid. Still relevant to this day.

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>> No.35060301

I wanna headpat and hug her.

>> No.35060331


>> No.35060394

this cat is dangerous to me right now

>> No.35060408
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>> No.35060431

Every girl is improved by making her brown

>> No.35060457

That fucking HAIR! GORGEOUS!

>> No.35060484

She's rearing up! Must be scared of her own shadow.

>> No.35060486

How do I know if I'm being targeted by one?

>> No.35060487
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And by adding abs

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>> No.35060503


>> No.35060511

What is the appeal of hors?

>> No.35060560

big vaginer

>> No.35060567
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How do vampires expect to be treated like nobility when they can't even wipe their mouths after eating?

>> No.35060581

i was too horny for brown cats to withstand this

>> No.35060596

If you have to ask, you're probably safe.

>> No.35060605


>> No.35060625

>you're probably safe
Yes, because your guardian angel won’t let any whores near you

>> No.35060631

What noble wipes her own mouth? That's why you have servants.

>> No.35060654

But where is she? Hell I even jerked off to angel porn once

>> No.35060657
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You got me there.
Nobody can deny it looks silly though.

>> No.35060659
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no u
i like my pale girls

>> No.35060679

But Chili Alraune though

>> No.35060727

One that can dress herself and not be a spoiled brat

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Less a straight improvement, and more a sidegrade for my wife.

>> No.35060779

So is it a status thing? like only vamps with a cute servant/husband have clean mouths while single vamps have dirty mouths
>ywn wipe your mistresses mouth while she tries to be a vile villain
>instead of teasing her, the other vamps can only look on in jealousy

>> No.35060841

Huh, stinky n messy vampires

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>> No.35061101
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>> No.35061115

>Public Handholding with shy Fleiya gf

>> No.35061140

I wonder what it be like to have a zipangese milf chesh gf?

>> No.35061152

She can and will call you "boya~"

>> No.35061161

If I see that fucking cat ONE MORE TIME

>> No.35061194

What ya gonna do, cry and bawl? You big baby

>> No.35061353
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It's too hot for foxes to wear clothes...

>> No.35061478

I love MG's with big paws, but the ones with cute feets are nice too, especially when they wear those half-socks
Moisture-wicking SleepMofu™ is guaranteed to give you the BEST NIGHT EVER or your money back!

>> No.35061622

I am gonna....

>> No.35061630
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going to tell her I don't like her and I wish she'd just leave me alone

>> No.35061660

>Cheshire teased Anon relentlessly in High School for being a virgin
>Sees him at their reunion wearing an engagement ring
>Drinks and cries herself to sleep for not asking him out
>The other ring is for her

>> No.35061679

Salamanders and Lizard girls are the superior childhood friends.

>> No.35061714

>can't feel love
>financially successful but never do anything other than autistic internet and literary pursuits
can a mamono even fix me?

>> No.35061716

Yes, you're gonna, anon.

>> No.35061728

>YWN get wrestled and pinned by childhood friends Sally and Lizzie
>You will never mating-press adult Sally and Lizzie all night long and then cuddle them both while they call you their Champion

It hurts, bros

>> No.35061730

>can a mamono even fix me?
Two days with a succubus should do it.

>> No.35061744

>cuddle them both while they call you their Champion
You didn't have to hurt me like this.

>> No.35061777
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I like lilims, theres something about going for the "bigger succ" that's right up my alley

>> No.35061778
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Weak shit.
Give a wight 30 seconds with one of her arms tied behind her back and he'll be empty and happy.

>> No.35061779

i have doubts...

>> No.35061781

>Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>> No.35061839

>"No, you're here to cuddle me dummy."

>> No.35061880

what trap is that?
pic looks like someone is sticking rat in a 3d printer, to me

>> No.35061884

I will say the one nice thing about wights is that they're all exactly the same. No matter which one you marry you're going to get the same experience as every other wight lover.

>> No.35061896
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I want a wight to tie me in her dungeon and "torture" and drain me for an entire day no matter how much I beg. Then cuddle me after she is satisfied with how broken I am.

>> No.35061921

wights need no rights

>> No.35061922
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Wikifag here, the total count for May is 638, divided into two galleries.
This week's update will be delayed till the weekend or posted in a bit.

>> No.35061923

You don't need to know this.

>> No.35061937

Welcome back man

>> No.35061945

This but without the cuddling at the end

>> No.35061951
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>silent griffon
>always seems to be around and watching people but never talks
>Famous for her stoney expression
>Anon likes talking with her, though every conversation is more or less one sided.
>but she is listening, her eyes never leave him as he rambles about his day
>he doesn't see her heated face when they are apart
>He doesn't she the small smile she has when he goes on his way.
>He doesn't know how close she's been inching herself to him closer every day

>> No.35061966

What. I can think of at least three wights that have been waifu'd in these threads off the top of my head, and they're entirely different.

>> No.35061967


>> No.35061970

feel like a bicorn might coom to that

>> No.35061981
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Sorry, the cuddling is part of the torture. You don't get to choose how much loved she'll make you feel.

>> No.35062037
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It's Christmas come early with all this new stuff glad to have you back at it

>> No.35062068

Kaz definitely needs some quality time with a friendly Bogey

>> No.35062091

I want to, though

>> No.35062097

Based, but needs more article titles

Would smash that beach-ready Kiki, especially since Kikis make the best margaritas

>> No.35062124

>I want to
Trust me, you don't.

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>> No.35062208

>tarantula girls and frog girls start teaming up to secure a male to share between them
you will be taken

>> No.35062209

I want to wipe a noble vampire's mouth while she blushes and says she can do it herself just fine

>> No.35062234
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>happy mwees

>> No.35062245

fine, I'll just ask /r or something, they'll tell me

>> No.35062276

It's a laser cuter, not a printer--guro warning

>> No.35062325
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What strange sex acts would it be possible to due with varying monster biologies? For a Centaur, I think it's possible to be tied under her horse half with your dick in her horse pussy and then allowed to bounce as she runs.

>> No.35062363

Bungee jump sex with an arachne

>> No.35062372

It’s old ass animated guro

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>> No.35062394

>not a rat trap at all
dammit, got my hopes up and everything

>> No.35062460

Would a yansnek find someone else if the guy they were interested got married before they could get to him?

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>> No.35062484

Small smiles on girls is my thing

>> No.35062539
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How do you increase the intelligence of a dumb shark?

>> No.35062547

Please do not bully the aquatic life.

>> No.35062549

you were missed. welcome back.

>> No.35062553

do all foxes do this, even old ones?

>> No.35062581

What are they gonna do? Come up onto land and rape me?

>> No.35062591

No but I will.

>> No.35062595

If her body has already chosen the guy as her mate, then she will still get with him even if he's already married. Relationships with a Shirohebi and additional wives are pretty crazy, as the snake will try to have the largest share of sex and attention from the husband. If her body didn't dedicate itself to the guy before he got married, she will most likely find someone else.

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>> No.35062636

I'm going to bully the turtle and not take responsibility!

>> No.35062643

I would love and marry the FUCK outta a cheeky tomboy shark gf

>> No.35062644

All I see in my head is a mershark flopping onto the beach and slowly flopping towards anon

>> No.35062650

You should at least give her a small turtle house.

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>> No.35062763

How frequently does your waifu cuss?

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>> No.35062789
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Order Vestals are built for adventuring with and subtly monsterization without her noticing

>> No.35062790


>> No.35062794
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Extremely often.

>> No.35062797
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ocean girls are kinda dumb, huh?

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She doesn't, and she gets upset when I do. Although sometimes when she's frustrated she'll let out a "tch, mwee~" with a little something extra.

>> No.35062813

a lot due to me teasing and groping her body

>> No.35062819
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Paladin-chan will protect me from those evil monsters!

>> No.35062833

she casually says lewd words but doesn't swear much

>> No.35062846

One of my wives doesn't get angry easily so she only uses them to emphasize something (usually on how horny she is or how good something feels). The other wife does everything she can to not use them, she can sound pretty funny sometimes shouting "what the freak" when something pisses her off.

>> No.35062880
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Small demon

>> No.35062882

if your wife is bending over to pick something up, it is your duty as a man to spank it as hard you can

>> No.35062886
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Remember to tell the local delinquents off for cursing. Questions like do they kiss their mother with that mouth are often effective.

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>> No.35062895

What's with the influx of off-topic pictures lately?

>> No.35062897

a better statement is no man wants those dirty lips on their dick

>> No.35062898

Wouldn't it be more effective to ask if they kiss their boyfriend with that mouth? I bet a lot of them have some sort of mommy issues.

>> No.35062911

>cuddling is part of the torture
t. evil Yeti

>> No.35062914

>"You kiss your husband with that mouth?"
>Hellhound tears up and pouts
>tfw no husband

>> No.35062922

>Wouldn't it be more effective to ask if they kiss their boyfriend with that mouth?
>She just grabs you by your shirt collar and kisses you before dragging you off to the empty class room
Poor class rep anon didn't see that coming

>> No.35062925

get help
/tg/ is at it again

>> No.35062944

>Poor class rep anon didn't see that coming
No, everything is going exactly how I thought it would and I'm pretty happy about it.

>> No.35062971

>Caring about how many wives other anons have
Get help.

>> No.35062973

That's a good way to get hellhound raped. While she is swearing like a sailor at you.

>> No.35063008

hey, fuck you man. I do what when I want, old geezer. I am the fuckin strongest delinquent ain't no fuckhead gonna tell me what to

>> No.35063068

what would be the best monster for mind-breaking a prideful anon

>> No.35063073
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I want a dumb Shark as a homestay.

>> No.35063077

But she's prettier when she doesn't swear

>> No.35063119

I like girls that just want to be close

>> No.35063127

She's cute

>> No.35063187

I need an Amazonian lim to run with.
One with huge breasts, a killer waist, and a sarcastic sense of humor

>> No.35063251

i want my house to be heavily remodeled to be a homestay for fish!

>> No.35063288

Sharks can be tricky to take care of, you've gotta forcefully brush her teeth and make sure she doesn't eat your cutlery. Remember to wheel her down to the docks or a beach for a swim.

>> No.35063293

Just finished watching a documentary on deep sea sharks like the Greenland Shark and the Megamouth Shark. I would love a gentle giant shark girl who just wants to cuddle with me all the time.

>> No.35063319

Being smothered by big Anubis paws
Being trampled by big Anubis paws

>> No.35063376
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>Anubis paws

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>> No.35063406

Can't fix stupid

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>> No.35063551

>monstergirls are bad because they're stronger than humans
>here's how we can kill the monstergirls and prove that humans are superior

>> No.35063559

who said that?

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It's the concept of "humanity fuck yeah" or as I like to call it, human arrogance. I don't know exactly where it originated, but it's common in the spacebattles and /tg/ spheres. Ether way most of us are here for love not war.

>> No.35063650

hfy doesn't always mean war. it's just taking an abnormal amount of pride in the accomplishments of humanity (which is a natural and rational bias for the only known species to survive the great filter(s)). it can be applied to humans as peacekeepers or lovers as well as unstoppable warmongers.

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It's maid day. Post maids

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>> No.35063695

Everyone says to boop the shark, but no one says to pat the shark.

>> No.35063769

>White nationalism doesn't always mean racism. it's just taking an abnormal amount of pride in the accomplishments of white people

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>> No.35063829

I think there's 2 flavours of hfy.
The cool, good one is where humanity is against an equal or greater opponent and the "fuck yeah" is about their struggles and attempts to prevail, not necessarily about war. Emotions and beliefs are important with this one.
The shitty faggot version popular with retards is where humans are better than everone and beat all the other species because they're so fucking badass, almost alwyas to do with war and conquering other peoples.

>> No.35063855

>survive the great filter(s)
bit early to say that

>> No.35063908
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Just give in to mofu faggot you know you want it

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>> No.35063948
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>skitter skatter

>> No.35063985
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brown cat besto cat

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Who dares disturb the great almighty genie

>> No.35064157

A loan? Why yes, I can help you! Right this way, our rates are very agreeable, I assure you!

>> No.35064177

More like this

>> No.35064213
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>> No.35064223

can fish be maids?

>> No.35064253
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>> No.35064270

she can reach all the places!

>> No.35064285

He's back!

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>> No.35064652


That made me smile. I love seeing things get deconstructed.

>> No.35064750

sure. mermaids

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>> No.35065020
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Very nice

>> No.35065110

I fap to traps

>> No.35065174

Whatever happened to gregori?

>> No.35065190

I like the idea of wurm miners
Something about just having a wurm with a vest and a miners helmet is appealing

>> No.35065194

What if it's a wight that secretly a lich?

>> No.35065199
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>> No.35065202

Hes on the discord for TFT
Hes apparently chilled on his autism, but the admins refuse to let him post any stories

>> No.35065216

he got yeeted by kc

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>> No.35065256

The vast majority of anons in these threads fap to traps.

>> No.35065269

>financially successful
You need to become a patron of the arts and commission ungodly amounts of monster smut. It will cleanse your soul and foster the friendships based on common interest that you can easily turn off on your own time that all schizoids crave.

>> No.35065291

This, I'd love to be your friend Anon.

>> No.35065302

I am not gay

>> No.35065321

Looking forward to seeing your stuff, Alpfag.

>> No.35065363

Stop replying to yourself and fuck off retarded faggot.

>> No.35065364


>> No.35065382
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>a perfectly average example of every MGE monster girl species (except for a Lilim) is transported to a deserted island to compete
>the competition is a battle royale where every natural weapon they have and any other harmful tool they can attempt to use has an identical effect to demon silver, proportional to the magnitude of the normal effect it would inflict on the target
>there is a slowly shrinking, clearly defined magical boundary where any monster girl that is outside of it is disqualified
>the boundary will shrink to a close after 6 hours
>every participant is highly motivated, since they are all single and the prize is having the Lilim who organized the event use her powerful magic to divine the location of and set up a date with the winner's ideal guy
>last monster girl standing wins
Who wins?
Are they any monster girls that you think would perform better or worse than their general level of strength would imply?

>> No.35065401

Seconding the other guy, commission cute monster girls and let the love into your heart.

>> No.35065407

But it's true

>> No.35065430

You ever watch princess tutu?

>> No.35065457

Fuck off vermin

>> No.35065521

any swarm girls like khepri would do terrible

>> No.35065559
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I wanna make-out with horse ass

>> No.35065571

You can deny it all you want

>> No.35065586

My favorite is the third flavor, where humans have one or more unique positives rather than just being the baseline race of the setting they exist in, which is what mge uses.

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>> No.35065646

i wanna be wall-pinned by whitehorn ass

>> No.35065657

A glorious fate

>> No.35065701
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>My neighbor's horse is always watching me when I go out to ride my bike

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Sorry out of centaurs, we got cervitaurs though

>> No.35065744

Only centaur will do.

>> No.35065750

How do you cuddle with a centaur?

>> No.35065772

throw her out of a An-225 the rest will take care of itself.

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Like so

>> No.35065789

Face-to-face cuddling

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>> No.35065830

The problem with deer is how many ticks they get. If I lived with a cervitaur I would have to spend at least an hour every day going through her fur making sure she was tick free. Not fun.

>> No.35065852

>not wanting to comb your wife

>> No.35065954

whitehorns might be okay if their body temperature exceeds a ticks tolerance.

>> No.35065963

What would I have to do to get an angel to treat me like this?

>> No.35065969

That actually looks really good for sleeping on your side

>> No.35065991

The subversion of dark elves into respectable women harkens alot to the purification fetish.

>> No.35066006

That girl is cute af, perfect monster:girl proportions for a centaur

>> No.35066011

Just ask your guardian angel nicely.

>> No.35066012

It's because making your human boy wipe his own blood off your succulent lips is the ultimate sign of status in vampire society.

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>> No.35066051

Source for this pic?

>> No.35066059

so you refuse to do discord
and wont meetup in vrchat
the only thing left is meeting up irl,
anyone anons in adelaide?

>> No.35066060

How do I know if I have a guardian angel to ask?

>> No.35066076

At least a few are presumed to be behind us.

>> No.35066093

Unless you're a monster girl I don't want to meet you.

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There's a lot of dudes around here that say they like snakes.
Be honest though, if an actual lamia slithered up next to you and introduced herself, would you be able to keep your cool, or would the qt3.14 snake girl leave the conversation feeling bad that she scared a guy with just her presence?

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Best dragon coming through

>> No.35066141

>game of pretend .png

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>> No.35066178

It depends on how normal it is. An arachne would be able to tell right away that although I was trying to be as polite as possible, I was rock hard with a fear and awe boner.

Hell, she could probably hear my heart beating from a few feet away.

>> No.35066181

and if i am?

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I'd try to hide my erection

>> No.35066194

That's not Durnehviir.

>> No.35066231

Depends on the size of her tail

>> No.35066245

If anything I would be the one scaring her away. I would be really interested in her physiology and might overwhelm her with all my questions.

>> No.35066248

Does anyone know any recommended games or works featuring kitsune? I need foxes.

>> No.35066249

I could see it going two ways. She's real sly and curls that tailtip around my arm or leg with just the right amount of pressure and I melt.
Or she's a bunyip and slams her titties into my face as she leaps and full body coils me while saying sorry the entire time.

>> No.35066258

Prove it.

>> No.35066259

Gonna teach my sandworm waifu Minecraft.
Gonna log on Anubis-chan's server together and gonna bully her by griefing her pyramids

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kamidori alchemy meister

>> No.35066280

im scared

>> No.35066290

If you have to ask how to tell if you have one, then you probably don't have one. Sorry anon.

>> No.35066304

Kohakuren is nice but I meant more as the focus or a main character.

>> No.35066307

You're not scared, you're Anonymous.

>> No.35066312

foxes generally arnt main character material

>> No.35066314

You're shit out of luck bro, kitsunes are pretty rare. Like, monstergirls are already a niche, but you get some that are still common in media, but fox girls are like a niche of a niche.

In fact, I can't remember ever seeing on in any games or anime. Sorry bro.

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There there

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How do I tell the difference between a wasp, bee and hornet girl?

>> No.35066392

Very funny, but the large sample size is why I'm asking for it to be narrowed down.

>> No.35066444

Doesn't matter, I'll wife them all.

>> No.35066485

Pull off her stinger.

>> No.35066508

lord help me jesus i cant go no further

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>> No.35066662

Why are they so confused?

>> No.35066676

I love my undead family!

>> No.35066704

This is either an extremely lewd post or a wholesome one entirely depending on which undead.

>> No.35066713

I wonder if the thread will go faster on shitposter saturday.

>> No.35066732
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

>> No.35066735

Hello scared, I’m anon

>> No.35066780

Hey guys I need to know the unlock code for my GREMTECH Model 2000 Automatic Response Automaton. She keeps saying that only I have the key to “fully unlock her system functions”; but I have no idea what she’s talking about!

>> No.35066782

is there any greater disrespect to someone that purposely turning their corpse into your personal fleshlight aka Skeleton/Zombie monstergirl.

>> No.35066792

You fool, you absolute buffoon, do you have any idea how gay you're going to be when they wight.

>> No.35066797

Me too Mr. Lichbro. Morgana a best.

>> No.35066824

I love that you love your undead family! I know my Goblin daughterus would love to play with your little girls!

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