Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

There is no villain more vile than this in the undead lands.

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[Anonymous No.]

how do you fuck a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
big muscle mamono!

[Anonymous No.]

>munches in your path

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35082263
>Mooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082297
Can't believe she ate the path too

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082261
hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
wightfag's daughter is cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
You're cringe, she's cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
Dangerously shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

Gym shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
You could contribute to the thread rather than be a massive fag. She is great content, along with his wife naturally. Their art and stories only enhance the wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082395
Mating press Yordles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
shut the fuck up, she's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any real bad ends in mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
Get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
Stealing from the weak is how villainess destruction ends start

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082395
I want to become a powerful wizard who's infamous for turning the Monsters I encounter into shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082476
Why is she so smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249

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>>35082513
a crime against all monsterkind(such cute things can not be allowed to exist), you must be burnt at the stake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
His wife is shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
Imagine being this gay
>>35082522
Got the dick probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082523
(What happened to our usual teacher? How did this strange lady get into our school?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082535
His wife's mother is shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082535
sure bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082565
You know it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082395
Thanks I hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082543
People hating on good Wights for literally no reason, you hate to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to target the Banshees first and CC them before they can alert other nearby Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082608
>for literally no reason
He commissions guro and other /tg/ shit. Wightfag is a certified shitstirring faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

feels like someone's watching me...

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[Anonymous No.]

GreemWorms > Wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082610
"Ha Ha stupid cry baby." Paladin anon uses taunt to lure the banshees and nearby undead so his party may progress safely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082680
How about a taunt for a paladin of eros to use to attract monsters?

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>>35082616
The fuck are you talking about? Vilifying one of /jp/'s own just because you don't like unrelated /tg/ is ridiculous. Calling it guro is just wrong, sure there's some violence, but it's not the grotesque scary shit you're likening it to. Most of the people in the thread love his comms and think his OCs are great.

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>>35082249
Wait a second...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082661
this post was typed by obtuse worm claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082760
>t. wightfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082616
>guro
Anon that was corruption.
>/tg/ shit
If he did it was never posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

you must learn to be kind by force

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>>35082616
I've yet to see a controversial post in this thread from wightfag, and yet here you are, shitstirring.
Are you the same dude who has a dog out for a new person in the thread every week?

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>>35082780
>t. /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082825
she does do an awful lot of murder for my tastes and he's got that picture of her pre-dl form but he doesn't post it very often so it's hardly inflammatory.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we can all agree that wightfag is cringe and KDF is based

[Anonymous No.]

I love Wights and undead in general, but I've never liked named OC in this thread because it breaks the whole MGE consensus that we have enjoyed for nearly a decade and creates conflict that I've seen several times the last 5 years. Also it breaks the sense of anonymity and creates factions in the threads and those factions clash from time to time derailing into people showing how much of a crossboarder they are or posting crosboarder metareplies that don't belong on /jp/

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>>35082249
I see the new thread is already off to a good start. I'm just gonna post my favorite species and come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082261
would eat her for supper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083137
yup, at least a new thread means I can use this image again to show I'm above the plebs that can't resist low-quality bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>35079777
>>35080574
I read the shit years ago man, but there was a series of stories entirely written around the premise of an Anon teacher trying not to push his coworkers/students/neighbors into raping him. If Anubis was still working on pastebin links I'd search for it, but all I can give you for now is a (you) to let you know sauce will not be forthcoming.

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[Anonymous No.]

Human men need busty centaur knights to protect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083242
I demand a K cup pedigree at the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083242
The wandering scholar is a good case study on the effectiveness of a fairy guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083180
Isn't that the paladin teacher stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083317
Don't think he was a paladin...but I read something like that too, a wholesome paladin teacher thing. It all blends together after time.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35083392
Meant for >>35083242

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083300
>wandering scholar
What if the wandering scholar was a speedrunner?

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>>35083392
I don't believe horsvagoo is as good as they say it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082565
I recognize this artstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249

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>>35083484
Those are some fine winegoat titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello, we got a call your air conditioner was out of service
>WHERE'S YOUR GOD DAMN FREEZER PUNK? I'LL BE A PUDDLE IN ABOUT 5 MINTUES
>Settle down Tsura-chan, we can have all the ice cream in the world once we've...made our acquaintance

[Anonymous No.]

Which eye do I look at to tell a gazer I’m into her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083484
>Satyros nailing her 95 theses on liquor to Sabbath door

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083552
I'm glad you asked. It's the one looking away bashfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082565
That wight looks like moot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083579
Literally who? Sounds like some kind of sellout

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083521
I always wondered if the ice patch near Tsura's eye is flavored by her mana. What would it even taste like if you gave it a lick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083609
>What would it even taste like if you gave it a lick?
Blueberry vanilla at first, if you keep licking it you can taste the pleasure running through her body as she melts into your arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083484
I don’t speak Klingon lady…

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083521
i feel like anon should run

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082523
I see...

[Anonymous No.]

A fox with horns, heterochromia, multiple tails, and a weird hair color. That's really something. Where's she from? The elephant's foot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083521
>anon gets a call to fix an air conditioner
>arrives on the scene
>nothing seems to be wrong with it
>"uh, ma'am? It looks like-"
>icicle'd
>"truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083743
4 >>35082523

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083743
Twitter OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082360
>he doesn't know
>I don't know either

[Anonymous No.]

Please give me your best MG plot twists

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083834
The actual creator of MGE land gets back from the Bahamas and sends the Chief Goddess to her room with no dessert. All Mamono receive a fruit basket and an apology card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083763
Who's this semen demon?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35083862
Couldn't tell ya.

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>>35083834
>meeting a monstergirl, be it a fantasy setting thing like her responding to you looking for party members or a modern setting thing like knowing her from online, and it turns out she's a loli
It's a classic doujin plot, but it's a good plot twist.

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>>35083834
After a long journey where a guy meets many monster girls who want to get with him, but right before the end where the big reveal of his choice of who wins the anonbowl, a random slime appears and steals anon's heart anticlimactically.

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>>35083422
There is no way he got most of the info for those monsters correctly, so he probably does any % with glitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083521
Where were they when my AC freaking broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083898
Give me a hellhound built like this artist's girls and I'd die a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

Need more of those HeavenHounds from before

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083392
>My neighbor's horse is always watching me when I go out to ride my bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084066
15 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084095
CC is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084108
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084108
Wrong side of the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084136
That's what sabbath potions are for.
Both are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

How many strength potions do I need to chug till I'm strong enough to pin an ushi-oni down and break her pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084169
I dunno, ask that one anon in the ushi story who did,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084169
None. Just lift, you dyel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084169
You get a brief window when she's softened and extra sensitive post-molt. If you do a good enough job you can leave an impression of your hips in her exoskeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084054
Watching, waiting, ready to pounce when you're most vulnerable

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084080
They're called Fu dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Wheres the best place for an homeless anon to be in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084169
You just have to out-chuuni them. It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084249
In the arms of a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084169
Pelvic thursts to exhaustion
3x8 cumming back to back
Until you can dent an 5" thick steel wall

Nut until

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084249
Church of the fallen god has plenty of beds and a soup kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084249
Sneak into vampire basements so you can eat their high class and nutritious cheeses and crackers. Vampires can't resist urchins,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084289
Why not that single dragon's mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
Nobody can resist the floof.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to drink ALL the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084345
Make sure you lift to be as beefy as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084256
>It's not hard
Bad example with that ushi you have but I'm sure I can out edge this ushi easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084285
But it has those suck off the homeless charity drives...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084405
I don't want to be sucked off, I want a home

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082261
use your penis

[Anonymous No.]

>Somewhere in a Desert Lands City. It is "Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day"
>All the citizens and any desert mamono are gathered around pyramid government buildings where the sing praises or approach the ruling Pharaoh to say thanks
>And said Pharaoh is outside just the pyramid greeting the loving crowds and sitting on an outdoors throne
>The whole event is also a televised event for any desert lands citizens or denizens who can't physically attend the event to watch it in TV or Livestream it
>There are international audiences in different lands, countries and nations watching the event as well
>A small human boy of a child is about to be the next citizen to approach the Pharaoh
>But from out of a shadowy corner from a neighboring building a whisper is heard calling out the boy
>The boy approaches and to his surprise, a purple colored snake lady discreetly converses with the boy, it's and Apophis
>"Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day there little boy. You're next in line to be called to say Praise and thanks to the Pharaoh, right?" The Apophis asks
>"Yes ma'am! I just have to wait for my number and I will approach our Pharaoh and say Praise to her and praise our ancient great lord Ptra!" The boy answers
>"Hmmmm... Hey lil man, how about a suggestion? Wanna say something really great to your Pharaoh??? Come here, lemme give you a suggestion." The Apophis beckons the boy as he approaches
>The Apophis whispers to the boy
>The boy then asks; "I dunno who those people are you just told me. But you sure I can tell that to the Pharaoh?"
>"Of course boy. I'm sure the Pharaoh will be surprised! Oh and I think it's your turn now!" Said the Apophis
>And soon enough, the boy's number is called, "That's my number. My turn to speak with the Pharaoh!"
>The boy looks to his parents who are also gleeful to their child meeting face to face their ruler
>The Pharoah looks down on the boy with a smile; "Hello there dear child. Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day. What do you have to say to me dear child?" The Pharaoh says in a motherly voice
>The child ponders what he will say but then remembered what the Apophis told him to say instead.
>The boy out loud enough says to the Pharaoh, her court, the citizens and the cameras:
>"Undead monstergirls are the most wonderful and beautiful women ever! The Pharaoh is one big undead woman!" The boy blurts out
>The crowds gasp in shock and the Pharaoh is taken aback what the boy just said
>The boy continues; "Settra is a cooky crazy ol mummy and bad excuse of a priest. Khalida is not honorable and lets bad guys break her walls. The Western goddess Illias once beat Ptra in a arm wrestling match. And Neferata is the most beautiful vampire you will ever meet!"
>More shock, gasps and looks of terror from the crowds and Pharaoh's court is visible everywhere and the boy's parents are in disbelief what their not is saying
>Then the boy finishes off; "And Nagash is a great, cool and awesome dude! He is the greatest Necromancer to ever live! Also travel to and or move into and live in Sylvania, it's a cool, cold and fun place to be with undead and vampires!"
>The whole crowd and Pharaoh's court are flabbergasted and horrified at the blasphemous and heretical things the boy has said. There are small children; humans and monstergirl daughters, crying in terror and the boy's parents are just in tears
>Meanwhile the Apophis who told the boy to say all those things is absolutely rolling on the floor laughing with her other anti-pharaoh friends and "graped" monstergirls and men
>Clearly this was all the doing and hi-jinks of an Apophis trying to mess up a Pharaoh's day
>Meanwhile abroad, undead monstergirls and especially vampires and even Wights are enjoying this fiasco as the funniest thing ever.
>Vampires, Wights and all other powerful undead are all; "Ohohoho! Quick someone take a screenshot! That desert tramp's face is priceless!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084309
Why not a vampire dragon's mansion basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>warhammershit
>again

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084530
Where's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084519
Who are you quoting?

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>>35084256
Can this thing fly? It doesn't seem very aerodynamic.

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>Anon, we're going out on a grand hunt, you positively must go with.
>"That's nice but we have these issues coming up an-"
>We spotted the dragon Lucrastia and I want to see if I can get one of that silver bitches scales in a fight.
>"I know but we have to get some farming going o'"
> Y O U W I L L G O W I T H M E

And then the pharaoh cheated with God Voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084553
Look for ill-maintained mansions in the older districts of vampire cities. Look for 'draculina' lastname variants. It usually indicated as a draconic, vampiric siress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084603
Ok, gonna lock pick, enter, make myself clean, and become her daki until she wakes at the night

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire jabberwock would be nuts

[Anonymous No.]

Low self esteem monsters are made to be manhandled no matter her size

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>>35084648
>Get dormouse'd by a giant sleeping vampire dragon
Hope you're ready for the long haul, you're going to be milked inside her and suckled from by the neck for the next century before she awakens from her pleasant 'nap'

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>*heroic trailer music*
>"A new hero has arrived. With religious faith and fervor in his heart. Oh, and has an axe to grind! And he is pure of heart and faith in the name of our lady and saviour Illias, the Chief God!"
>Meanwhile some people are not convinced and are whispering and betting how long or short will it be for him to be fallen to the monstergirls
>Even angelic beaureucrats are already preparing all the many month's worth of paperwork in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084672
>Vampire jabberwock
If you want a vision of that future, imagine her boobs plopping on a human face - forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084701
Its better than sleepin on the street, and also would try and get her lazy bum up so she doesn't become a fatty

[Anonymous No.]

This is a level of autism that should be strapped to a table and studied for the betterment - and peace - of all mankind.

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>>35084738
You ever have something in a dream that gets too real and wakes you up? What I'm saying is you'd have to muster the strength to mating press her into the bed so hard she realises she isn't just dreaming about finally having a hubby. Can you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084766
Just gonna scream, get up you fatty

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>>35082249

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>>35084754
maybe a lobotomy'll do the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084218
>Yetis break your heating in the dead of winter
>Tsuraras break your AC in summer
Truly winter monsters are the most evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084863
Don't live above ground then, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084828
A lobotomy you say?

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I cum on a lich's phylactery?

[Anonymous No.]

>Lich that isn't technically a mad scientist but is does some rather....unique experiments to get extra cuddles.
>In the winter she spliced herself with a lava golem so she could get extra snuggles.
>Once summer hit she went back to 'normal' then spliced a glacies into her.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish human boy fag would just admit he's gay and go inflict himself on /y/ instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084916
Imagine wearing pussy as a hat, how can other husbands even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sign up for an underwater adventure with an aquatic adventuring party!

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>>35082249

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>>35085133
Embarrass mindflayers with public handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085133
I kinda respect the commitment to facesitting inherent of nacho husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085133
By not being a fucking squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085217
>Oh, look!
>The warrior boy finally showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085289
That sounds kinda casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085326
I don't like squid nor be said squid. I like having my quads, abs, and arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085356
>needing the crutch of having familiar human anatomy
damn... good luck out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085300
none suspect the cancer rogue or the Charybdis sorcerer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085448
Ok fatty, hope ya like being a fat squid who looks like a thick tick on your wifes pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085217
Me and my cancer travelling companion are off to find a legendary artefact! At first I was a little weirded out by her large crab body, but now it's endearing to me. Always nice to have a companion who smiles at you when your eyes meet and makes sure things stay tidy. I hope she finds herself a husband, she deserves one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085300
kraken and scylla bigamy interests me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085529
The true treasure will be the wife Anon makes with her along the way.
She's also quite good at carrying things.
Like a hermit crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085594
Good luck ever getting untangled from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085300
Hiya there, the names anon and I have a question for all you lovely ladies
Doesn't it smell a little fishy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085501
git gud

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have unrealistic expectations due to fiction she consumes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085689
>great girl
>fatso
WHY
EVERY TIME
WHYYYY
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085679
That's one way to get yourself an immediate half-hour cleaning session from the Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085729
They're fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085734
Would crack more fish puns as she did

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085729
>>35085689
The idea of an MG with an architect fetish frightens me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085797
Please I want to sleep tonight

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>>35085742
it seems to me it's more than that. a sort of mental illness. they're not just fat, they've IDENTIFIED with being fat. Thin MC self-inserts are beyond their ability to suspend disbelief, they are 'immersion breaking.'
>Can accept the fantasy of being of with a hot girl (monstergirl or otherwise)
>But the fantasy of being a healthy weight? evidently not

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085734
>half-hour cleaning session
Not nearly long enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085942
Good, fuck fatties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085942
I wonder what % of this thread is overweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085942
Anybody else faceless here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085943
that 'giant crab infected by humanoid cordyceps fungus' design is so offputting to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084169
just this one here....

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086038
Yes, i was born with no face to speak of

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086065
Potion Tanuki, I require your strongest potions.

>>35085998
A few probably.
I managed to drop over 30lbs thanks to running for a year after the Coof so now i'm actually at risk of maybe going underweight.

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>>35085998
I aint

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>>35085998
Went from 198 to 166 to 170 in 2 years of lifting, star

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085300
Why won't they help that poor girl? She being eaten by the crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085998
to my considerable annoyance, this year-of-the-kof has seen me sliding solidly into the 'overweight' BMI band. Put on like 50 fucking pounds. my waifu would poke fun at me constantly to remind me what I need to do to shed this extra shit, but unfortunately all I have to rely on is myself for this task.
I've done the whole 'The time to start is NOW' thing plenty of times. The follow-through is the bitch of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086065
>potion seller, I'm going into bed, and I need your strongest potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086342
Do it fag, I know you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086342
Just stop eating so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086065
I dont need potions, thats called juicing, all I need is my wits and strength

[Anonymous No.]

i guess it makes sense for fat authors to make fat self insets

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086342
It's been the opposite for me, I am overweight but lost 40lbs since the coof stuff started. Also do this>>35086477

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35086477
Liz love

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085689
>>35085742
>>35085942
>>35085983
>>35085998
>>35086038
Lol.
>>35086302
Not me faggot. Check the stream next time.
>>35086342
This.

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>>35082249

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[Anonymous No.]

I am going to shine a flashlight at the werebats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086829
Fatty found

[Anonymous No.]

hellhounds are the bulldogs of monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087044
Yah mean the pibbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087013
Damn straight. Insecure pencil boy found.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are the rightful mates of canines.
Specifically the big ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087044
Nah, they haven't been bred into deformity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35086424
>>35086477
The dumb thing is: I know. I know this shit inside and out. I can kill this nonsense in 3 months EASY, 2 months if I decided I wanted to do it fast. And- I DO. I do want to.
It's like I keep falling asleep, though. Like losing the grip in a lucid dream.
Just gotta remember to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087073
but i am allergic

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087073
I'm marrying the bovines, sorry dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087101
Then quit begging for validation on 4chan and go run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087071
Nah, can you deadlift 280 while being 5'9" and 170?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087122
A farm doesn't feel right without both

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087071
>>35087135
Would you alps please get a room

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087073
No, I fuck a earth dragon of the large variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087135
No, but I already feel valid enough just being alive unlike you who has to proclaim his power to everyone to feel like it was worth something.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one thing to say, try at least once to draw your wife yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087135
pls dont tell me you’re the guy that’s been posting about lifting monster girls natty.
pls dont tell me that guy has a sub 3 plate deadlift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087122
Why not have a cattle dog girl to go with the cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087073
They'll have to catch me first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35085998
125 lb. I'm skin and bones.

>>35085729
Have you seen the average Japanese otaku these doujin are made for? Suddenly the fat ugly guy makes sense. Sure I don't care for it, but the artists are going to cater to the people paying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087230
I second this. It’s a fun thing to do! Having made something yourself is always nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087088
They think rape is healthy for the human penis, that's a deformity, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087230
>>35087402
I have.
It was fun, but I'm not going to be repeating that MS Paint tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I don't tip my waitress at Succuburger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087423
She's just upset, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087419
Just keep doing it and eventually you'll get to a good level, I draw mine better and better every time.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters have won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087552
human women will go extinct as the rightful winners dictate.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would look good as an "unattractive" working woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087552
>>35087576
a world of only men and monster

imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087590
Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087590
Tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087532
Thanks, but I'll stick to what gives remotely passable results.
That is, editing other people's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087590
Lesser succubi. They usually get bullied into doing all the jobs in demon realms because they don't have a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087631
I don't know how so many succs can go husbandless when they're so friendly and nice.

[Anonymous No.]

would anyone who gets their dick cut off instantly alp? if so could forced alping be used as a punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087596
A matriarchal utopia ruled by the demon lord and men being transformed into a race of loyal servants to the strong and powerful monsters that control the world for the better where everyone can be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

This is member #13 of the MGC Boy Stealers, the most beloved team in mamono baseball of course. She's the fearsome Dullahan pitcher Gerarda. Ever a stickler for the rules, she plays very upfront and typical baseball on the mound to the T, meaning she adheres to some "unwritten rules" that most other pitchers nowadays don't practice. You got a big hit versus her? Prepare to get beaned. By her head of course. That's just how these things work. Skirts have to be so many inches above the knees, as per her rules, and she ensures that everyone on the team follows them, etc. Everyone loves having her around, but holy shit she needs to get laid.
>Fun Fact: She loathes the Manticore pitcher Mandy's use of tailpussy juice as a "grip enhancer", claiming that it's the kind of cheating that would get someone expelled from the league in the old days. The seethe from her when Mandy performs well in a game is a sight to behold, trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087669
cause almost all monsters are friendly and nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087625
Link me to your mod pack friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087678
Last post of the night for me
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087671
>delusional feminist rambling

[Anonymous No.]

I want to blend blood with foxes until all my descendants look like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087684
It's custom and also I need to fix it up since I last stopped playing when I corrupted my world with a mod change. Lesson learned the hard way there.
But the MGs (sans hound) are from Grimoire of Gaia 3. Tweaking required to make them not all want to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087693
nah, i'm just really autistic about femdom because it's hot as hell, and besides it's not feminist if men are beneath women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087671
>men being transformed into a race of loyal servants
>how to start a kiki and shog revolt in one easy step

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087596
Does this mean monsters create human men, or are all humans on the way out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087715
>spoiler
Have you seen the average feminist's opinion on men? They believe testosterone is fucking phazon.

[Anonymous No.]

If I marry a vampire’s daughter, non-biological she just turned her into a vampire, do I still invite her original mom to the wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087730
Females are monsters, males are human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087734
that's why monsters must replace human women

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087734
>phazon
i really like universally corruptive substances

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087734
>phazon
You mean delicious candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087734
>phazon
wazzat?

[Anonymous No.]

My childhood was hot garbage, i want to reboot and be born to a momster instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087804
See >>35087803
It's Fun™

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087734
>Misogynist
>Ga(y)mer
Reminder that in MGE, wicked people like you get sent to camps.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087828
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087787
>>35087803
>>35087827
Why are there space pirates here?

[Anonymous No.]

is it feminist to find femdom hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087869
it's best not to concern yourself with such things.

[Anonymous No.]

is there any way to turn a incubus back into a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087869
Depends. Is the femdom you're talking about the kinda 99% of people think of which includes beatings, humiliations and literal torture? Or is it the "femdom" where the female is actually a human being and loves and dotes on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087670
Why would you even think of this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087869
No, anything men are attracted to is misogynist. HOW DARE YOU objectify that woman into your personal sex goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087901
> Is the femdom you're talking about the kinda 99% of people think of which includes beatings, humiliations and literal torture?
Dude I think you might have some issues...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087728
Anon trains his entire life to be a butler to a monster only to get taken by a kiki and live in a constant tug of war battle on who gets to be the servant

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087887
>can you turn a human back into a human?
i wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087925
Because I notice things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087901
the second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087931
they are human but altered in little ways sometimes visible but sometimes not, can you undo the changes that constitute a person as an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087925
That's what most people think of femdom as, though. Tight latex and whips and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087914
There is nothing wrong with objectifying women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087941
>99%
Anon you're only noticing the things inside your own head, those people aren't real please you need to wake up it's been so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087953
You're fine senpai. Keep on doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087984
You're being willfully ignorant or just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087984
god damn, mindflayers put a fear in me like no other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087678
It's great to see these again. As always, I love the creative touches you add to their names; Gerarda's is especially nice. Overall, very cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be embarrassing for a Snow Elf if she caught a cold?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet going to war reenactment with a salamander would be really fun.
Hell, they can even use "real" bullets made out of demon silver.
Gonna make out with a salamander in the trenches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35088607
Them summer colds're the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>35088764
>MG war reenactment
>There's barely any fighting since everyone is just off fucking in historical military uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

When you masturbate to baphomets, it is a good day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089171
What about re-enacting pre-DL wars, but sexualizing them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089178
The day is even better when baphomets masturbate to (You)

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the real mge world would be as horny brained as its described or is it hyperbole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089239
>Undead hoard
>the human side has to defend a castle or something like that
>When a human is defeated they get dragged off to "make" new zombies instead of becoming one
>Slow but inevitable defeat, the humans just have to hold them off for long enough

>Demon army
>first to defeat the enemy general wins
>Men throw themselves at the demons to make way for one of their soldiers to fight the demon general one on one

>Port town gets attacked by sea monsters
>It's a raid so they have to protect their cargo
>Men are considered "lost" if they enter the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089401
Read a side guide for once in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

help. Wights or Vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089428
Both. At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make love to the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089428
yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>watching an evening movie while cuddling yr waif
>it's a horror where the monster is the old/killer form of her species
>once SHTF on screen, start giving off subtle signs that you're uncomfortable and moving away from her little by little
Now this is podracing of bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

Whaddya call that good feeling you get from buying books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089582
I want to watch The Thing with shoggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089428
Anon, this is something I have been struggling with, for a long, long time. I think ultimately, however, Wights > vampires. A wight can sort of emulate a vampire with her draining abilities and some ghost fangs, but a vampire cannot be a wight... unless she can do it with like, blood claws or some other kind of vampire shennanigans.

Oh god what have I done, I'm torn between the two again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089704
Being a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089823
No I'm sure there's a different word for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089849
Geek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089858
Not that kind of word.

[Anonymous No.]

"W-WHAT!? He made it past the traps!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090037
Yes, your Alp bodyguards were no match for his cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089704
>>35089823
How absurd, to be a nerdy bird
To seethe in rage with each turn of the page
That rather then their reading glasses
Men would stare at their fat asses
And remark "The bird is the word!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090139
>then

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090199
AIIIEEEEEE HAKU-SENSEI FORGIVE ME
NO DON'T USE THE RED PEN ON MY REPORT CARD PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090139
Everyone's heard that the bird is the word

[Anonymous No.]

I need art or a story about Dragon Commander dealing with a Tanuki money exchanger, trying to turn her Draconian Crowns into Freespace Credits.

[Anonymous No.]

>baphos have the best vagina
>ghouls give the best blowjobs
>holsts give the best titjobs
Who is best at anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090735
I don't think you should underestimate the oral prowess of various slime girls, Shoggoths in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your wife wearing your
country's national dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090930
I don't want her to wear a giant burger costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090037
I love traps

[Anonymous No.]

How does he fare in Undead Mamono lands?

[Anonymous No.]

buffubi are an the top of the sexual, social, and military hierarchy of the manamo-man worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090037
Now he has to defeat your super-powered daughters! Each one stronger than the last!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35083521
Later that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35091024
As well as you do in /jp/ now stop posting your husband you fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35091310
Just shut up and post them Village memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090037
It's not a trap if there's a warning sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087678
>haha le ebin dullahan pitcher throw head at player she doesn't like

[Anonymous No.]

I helped a caterpillar across the road today. It puked or pooped on me but I helped it anyway. Did I earn myself good boy points with the bug gods?

[Anonymous No.]

How are Zipangese mini-bosses like and how tough would they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35091892
Oomukade are like those secret bosses you stumble on and are not prepared for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35091731
A cute buggirl will surely be waiting for you on the other side of the portal. Couldn't tell you what kind though.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss unsuspecting monster girls, it's their weakness

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I just wanna defeat a salamander and treat her my daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082608
Explain the joke? I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092580
Joe mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092427
>w-well you've defeated me anon, I guess I can't go back on our bet
>I'll do anything, like we agre-
>anon picks her up and carries her off to bed
>sally won't tell anyone but she loves the hug pillow life

[Anonymous No.]

>>35088039
I'm glad you appreciate them, I should have the rest (3 more) out fairly soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089714
>It's the post-portal remake where each member of the station is slowly wife'd one by one by the many different shoggys and dragged into the ice for some slimy lovin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087980
>Subby Oni sexslave in a bunnygirl outfit

Mmmm, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082302
I'm like to tie her up and use a demon-silver crop on her cute brown butt until she moo'd

[Anonymous No.]

I want a flayer to make the sad voices go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082639
>Pounding nervous virgin qt tentacle girls into a squirmy love-puddle
>Feeding her so much mama she evolves into Elder Tentacle
>Becoming Elder Tentacle Mommy's boy-toy/food source

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092888
>about to walk out to the door to head off to work
>tentacle grabs you by the leg and yanks you back to the bedroom
>she gives you a kiss on the forehead
>"you forgot your goodbye kiss sweetie"
tentacle wife is a good life

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092873
Just ask a monster priestess to heal your soul. It's just as effective and you won't be a squid when she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092649
>Everyone thinks they're having sex when they go off into the bed room
>It's just her getting hugged and her telling him "I love you"
>The cupid is starting to wonder if she overdid it with the arrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087736
>Marrying the ancient CC Vampire Countess and taking her 3 daughters as concubines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093181
>Horny Sally working herself up to asking her new Husband for sex
>It's been two weeks and she hasn't gotten past cuddling

Someone call the Boy Stealers, because little miss salamander needs help getting past second base

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092873
>flayer takes anon
>sad voices are replaced with her voice
>it's happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092980
>New rule from Tentacle Mommy
>Not allowed to wear clothes around the house
>Must have at least 3 points of contact with one of her tendrils at all time
>All erections are to be inserted into one of the many ever-present PleasurePetals™immediately
>All whining, moaning, and begging will be punished with a mandatory 15-minute suckling session from her HUGE (coconut) milk-tanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093356
>It's horny bubblegum-pop talking about how much she loves Anon and how much she wants to kiss him all over
>It never stops
>It just keeps playing, track after track, growing lewder and lewder until Anon gets home from work and gives Fleiya what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082261
Just imagine fucking a body pillow that has a hole in it

[Anonymous No.]

Please give me a whole tray of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35092806
>Cute runt Oni
>She's "only" 6'1"
>Submissive in bed, fantasies about being taken roughly by an Anon larger and stronger than her
>Schliks herself silly to dirty manga with tags like orgasm denial, spanking, bondage, and aftercare cuddling
>Loves to go out with you, but will only order virgin cocktails or, (her favorite) Shirley Temples (with 3 cherries)
>Will heartpupil if you go through her closet and pick out which animal-skin loincloth you want her to wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087980
>>35093488
What a disgrace of an Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087230

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093488
>cute
>6 foot tall
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093500
Her head in the jar is the illusion of safety, be careful, however I'm sure you're well aware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093495
She's unusual, but I like my (relatively) tiny, subby Oni wife. I can't wait to see her face when our daughterus grow in to giant tomboys that love demon rugby

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093458
It will go straight to your thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093512
Anon you realize Incubi grow to 6'2"-6'4" at a minimum, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35091285
Those are her sisters, mistaking them for daughters will make her feel old

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093550
You pulled that out of your ass though

[Anonymous No.]

>HA HA! You expected a "cute" monstergirl didn't you!? But only to encounter me, a fervent faithful of the Chief God. Have at thee you demon worshipping heretic!

[Anonymous No.]

How do they keep so fit if they just sleep on gold and eat whole barnyard animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093512
Big and Cute are synonyms.

[Anonymous No.]

thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093621
Flying is good exercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093284
Now I'm just thinking about a hellhound trying to help the salamander to be more dominant but fails miserably.
>She tries to physically dominate him, due to already having beaten her, she's stronger than her but is just really nice about it
>She tries to act dominant but falls apart when getting hugged by him
>The hellhound tris to pin him down so the salamander can ride him, but he's to strong even for her and just ends up cuddling them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093747
That's not flying that's just falling with style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093784
Gonna say that fat ass dragon who keeps stealing all my livestock

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084591
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that an Ushi should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat spider ass off the ground. The Ushi, of course, flies anyways. Because Ushis don't care what humans think is impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084591
it's really more of a leap-glide

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093827
>>35093849
Hehe she too heavy to fly

[Anonymous No.]

>"THINK ADVENTURER!"
>t.Order Paladin to a Fallen Hero corrupted by monsterpussy

[Anonymous No.]

I am going into a cave and pull out that monster neet, stop her from playing lol, give her a bath, and give her some fresh food

[Anonymous No.]

>>35084256
>ask her if she's a good flier
>"Of course! I'm the best at flying! Each year everyone wants to vote me as the most majestic flier-"
>this goes on for several minutes
>ask if she can give a demonstration
>"...no. I, uh, have a lot of stuff to do today."
>she then uses her wings to hide her face as she skitters away

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093747
That and fire breath burns a load of calories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093999
Nice digits and would push her to show me

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all keep asking how it tastes
You should be asking how it feels against bare skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093999
spiderlings are known to cast their web to the breeze and let the wind take them where it may.
She was probably a right terror when she was younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094044
Gave me a terrible idea
Sabbath ushi oni paratroopers for those stubborn oniichans

[Anonymous No.]

You like shortstack living dolls?
https://e-hentai.org/g/1909845/1001b0efd7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093999
>A flying ushi-oni, at that body weight, with that aerodynamic profile, with those wings, localized entirely within your kitchen?
>Yes.
>May I see it?
>No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093747
Seeing all the birds in spats flying around would be a great sight.

[Anonymous No.]

Big buff yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094136
Gonna grab a bunch of the shortstacks birbs and run off with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
Is it possible to seduce the special Wood Elf twins with the power of Mamono Mana by your side?

[Anonymous No.]

Bunny

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you find the quickshot monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094263
The savannah, lion girls cum like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever keeps requesting neighbor Lewds on /d/ thank you for not having me pay for lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094318
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>Altach Nacha childhood friend who was mean to you
>It's her way to get you to push her down and shut her up with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094318
I like this goat

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen.
Getting fit by running with the marune sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094318
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094568
the lonely fat old goat that lives next to you and cooks food for you sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

new waifu comm of her saying cute things

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094318
>/d/
Where is her dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
Bapho wife who gets mistaken for daughter (don't know her name plz tell me) is rude! Rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
Damn, looks awesome
How much did you pay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094612
/d/ has a couple good threads without shit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
>tfw no smug white haired bapho gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094695
Does she have a little help to reach the pedals like in Temple of Doom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
Raise your daughter better! She's too rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
I don't want to hear that from somebody who orders the kids meal every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094626
It's Liselotte
>>35094631
I got it for 12000 JPY but the artist has upped their fee to 25000 JPY right after my request (to be fair now they're doing NSFW arts as well so I don't think it's that unreasonable..?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094714
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
What a rude little goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094597

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
no bulli pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
Who's the artist? Because this is incredibly anime looking and it's amazing.
What a mean wife though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
What a rude daughter you have, tell your wife to spank her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094801
https://skeb.jp/@YU_kome1030

[Mr. Fig Lit No.]

>>35094318
You're welcome, fren. I really do like her... a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094820
Thanks! Turned out I was following their skeb and didn't realize, it looks even better than their usual stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream I was walking around a husband-wife owned store while the wife was out in mge and a demon was there. Nothing really happened and my alarm woke me up soon after but it was pleasant

[Anonymous No.]

How do you assert your control over and discipline your Cheshire that's constantly stealing your food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087707
You mean all of their descendants look like you?
Because that's how they see it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094940
Not eat until she learns to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094862
Awww, look at that cute curly hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094146
Fuck off tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094862
I like her braid

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best monster to quote Sopranos with?
Do we even have Italian mamano yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094962
How do I get the gap hag to let me impregante her computer fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095083
The mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095038
must take her a while with those hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089704
Dopamine.
Spending money is scientifically proven to relieve stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095169
>No fuckin ziti!?
>Whaddya mean it goes right to my thighs, are you saying I'm fat you fuck?
I can see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090930
>Cow girl kiki
>Flapper dress
>Loin cloth
What is the traditional American dress?
50's house wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095083
>>35095225
I don't think you should annoy the local mob girls or you'll be sleeping with the fish in no time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095237
is snake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095237
Not sure but a flapper dress with a bob cut Kiki might just be the best thing I could imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095263
Is that what they call being proactively dated by the bosses daughter(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35093488
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094008
>she's literally burning fat
So thicc dragons have the fiercest flames?
Double warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094128
Never thought of the possibility of living dolls being the right size for shortstack stuff this is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095287
A violation of company policy and a highly advised trip to the Ice Queen over at HR. Before you get any ideas, of course this isn't the lonely Ice Queen at HR, I'm busy right now doing work, I couldn't be here to type this out to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095446
Pardon? I didn't know mobsters had HR departments

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095480
Some mobs are progressive I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095287
no it's acutally the oldest monster in the group
the mobster momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095480
>be me, low ranking gangster in mafia
>today is the bosses birthday
>sent her the finest cheese I can find
>get sent somewhere with the letters HR stamped on the door
> get lectured by the boss herself that just because she is a mouse doesn't mean you can give her cheese
>all the while she is stuffing her face with the cheese I gave her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089171
>the one Wight who was there is pissed off they got the uniforms wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>nonconsensual mofu-ing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35090930
There is no way my wife is wearing an all camouflage dress. Trust me I tried for our wedding but she would just give me the look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095539
Quickest way to take her out on a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35091892
Those Zipangu girls aren’t tough at all! Just tell them they look pretty and would make any man happy to be their husbands; they’ll start squirming about and not really fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095631
Dunno about the quickest, but the best way would be:
>run tricky some jobs for the mafia
>when they give you your pay, decline
>"Ey, ey, I ain't here for the money. I do this job because big mama wants it done, capiche?"
>dedicate yourself to mobster momster
>in a few jobs you'll be given something you can't decline

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095539
>crooked cop who does deals with the mgc mob
>in debt and running out of time decide the jig is up
>they knew and were one step ahead
>get kidnapped and hear the mino goons talking about how it's finally going to happen
>tied up and delivered as a present to the oldest captain in the family
>it's the current bosses grandmothers aunt yet still single
>all crooked anon knows after he got dumped on the floor is the sound of a door opening and a high pitched squeal
It's about a crooked cop getting turned into a househusband/good father disguised as a crime drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
RUDE GOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095573
>even more upset the only person who acknowledges her complaint is a ditzy dragon zombie
Some undead need to learn how to have fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095736
And this is why they don't get laid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095539
My godmother? No way, she is way to sweet to be that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095573
>she keeps tearing off the parts of your uniform that are anachronistic
>once the righteous anger fades she's a bit taken aback to be straddling a thoroughly clawed and stripped anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
How would an MG deal with a depressed Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095573
>>35095736
>the wight is rambling to the dragon zombie about every last wrong detail with the uniforms
>"Oh noooooo. Like, those sound so much cuter than what they gave us."
>wight looks over and sees that the dragon zombie is barely paying attention to her rant
>she's much more focused on carefully shredding her uniform's pants with her claws to make them short shorts instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095919
The bogey bridage

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095087
You'll know when the situation is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095790
the sweetest one is the person you'd least expect

[Anonymous No.]

Ayaymama harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

Nazrin is a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
I will never lose to a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096064
meow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095539
What is she like a dorm mom or something?

[Anonymous No.]

WARNING: OLD WOMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096113
Thank you, I will now go towards the horde of hags with no clothes on and my boner at full mast

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096113
Old women are the best! They can cook, they can listen to your problems for the day and make them go away! Old Women are the perfect wives and you can’t tell me otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096066

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>>35096160
You forgot how cute they are when put into magical girl outfits that are too small, their old highschool uniform, or when they twll they are only 17 and you respond 17 what

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095589
For her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095935
>Airheaded DZombie in slutty versions of historical uniforms
These threads have bumped Dragon Zombies into the top five for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096276
Who did she knock out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35095875
>>35095935
>>35096276
We need more MGs in historical military uniforms.
How can you make a nazi uniform slutty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096315
Latex

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096318
Counterpoint; I’m allergic to latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096315
you clearly havent seen some halloween costume or have an imagination whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096335
Big fuck me boots with short shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096315
It already would be pretty hot, maybe just replace the swastikas with the crest of a demon realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094608
I'm going to block this daughteru-looking waifu on social media!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082773
I'm the OP of the older one and didn't visit 4chan in a few days, for a moment I thought there's technical issues with the site when I saw this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a sleep mouse to cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

What should I bring to a solo trip to wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096556
lots of water, you'll need to stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096315
One size to small

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096563
Is it a desert there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096592
No, but tourists shouldn't drink their water

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096592
No, but you're probably going to end up on the beach. It's constantly sunny there, even in the middle of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096592
No, but everyone is thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096315
I dunno,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096642
Ok, anything else I should look out for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096642
the ocelomeh tourism pamphlet says something about that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096666
Miss T.Nuki's guide says if anyone offers you sweets you have to take one. It's very rude if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are good actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096691
But I don't like sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
How long did it take you to get to that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
>t. desperate single lim
You're not gonna find love sitting in your palace eating ice cream and bitching on 4monster, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
only the non OC ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096666
Pack a gasmask in case you stumble across a wonderworm's territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
Very true

[Anonymous No.]

Going to cumflate an onahole then throw it onto the subway as the doors close

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
i'll need to see some lilim nuns to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096728
Her horns look like floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096739
Wait doesn't the guidebook say to take deep breaths in that area because of the area's cleansing air?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096751
Make em old and stern, and you have bumped them up from shit to solid b tier for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096747
Just watch out; fairies like to hide in Onahole boxes and scare the men when they open the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096666
Do NOT mess with the Diamonds girls, it isn't worth it bro I promise you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096761
Anon, it's time you knew the truth, I don't care what the consequences are.
The guidebook is a

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096787
Gonna pop a beast potion with a diamond girl and let her pick what I become!

[Anonymous No.]

Summer approaches and so do sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096809
You will become the most horrible, monsterous beast of all.

Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096787
I won't, I am a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096813

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
The only good Lilim is one that wants to stroke my head and call me a good boy until I feel asleep in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096728
Imagine sex with an angry lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096790
Huh, I wonder what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096786
Why? It's literally BOGO at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35094043
>You should be asking how it feels against bare skin
Hot tar

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096945
Some of the older ones will throw out the actual Onahole as it’s seen as competition at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097011
you've made me consider dumping feathers on a gazer and see if they stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097021
And don't forget to give her a beak

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096848
I wanna become a diver just so shark girls will fight over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097013
>open onahole box
>fairy magic pocket dimension
>wwe match between the plastic onahole and the fairy in question

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096945
BOGO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097125
I like when the fish ladies and krakens try to "rescue" people from barbarous diving cages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097174
Buy One Get One (free), a deal you can't resist boya~

[Anonymous No.]

Can Kobolds wag their ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097209
Gonna BOGO tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097229
So you want Tanuki twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097229
Best of luck to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097213
Depends on the breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097245
Yes.
At least twins.
or sisters
Or triplets

Something like that.

>>35097253
Gotta hit the right slave markets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
I can't marry a Lilim since the in-laws would be way too intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097335
>3 danukis battling to put you into further financial ruin
>fierce clash as the three of them own 33% each of your assets and networth
>each of them scheming to see who can get the last 1% from you and become majority owner

[Anonymous No.]

big bare bear butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097369
Jokes on them, I'm frugal and don't spend much.
They're going to need to win me the old fashioned way.

[Anonymous No.]

How are they so convincing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097367
>hey can you watch my kids for the afternoon?
oh boy here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096738
The oc ones are the hottest though I want to rail mari and viccy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097419
>Come back and they're having a very wholesome time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097367
>newlywed anon hiding behind his lim wife and peeking at his new family as their lim eyes pierce his soul
>receives many headpats from lim wife to calm him down

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097417
+10 CHA, it's why so many monsters join the cult of Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097419
>Not wanting to be that cool Uncle that "corrupts" Druella's kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097417
>Tanuki buys a bunch of holst mammy bammy supplements, milk, and a few items
>"Surely this time I'll get him!"
>Shows up at the next seduction attempt with massive breasts that are spilling out of her suit, her hair is now cow patterned with a complementary color, and she's clearly struggling to stay upright.

I'm at the very least going to take her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097562
>When Druella´s kids are trained from birth to "corrupt" Uncles.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/aAAiUASYqz
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 106. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/ZQSJQCRp

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097716
Welcome back, Wikifag

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
You literally cannot disprove my claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097535
My wife got +20 CHA because she's a Pharaoh who worships her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097525
I'm just more intimidated with any royal duties being assigned to me for being a part of the DL's family. As long as my only duties are being a good husband+father and pleasuring my lim wife, Liim marriage is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurmfag you there? I'm working on drawing a wurm and need some pointers when it comes to drawing the tail scales, if you got any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097716
isn't that chesh a bit much for the normal gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097845
Not him but it seems fine for me.
Then again, its my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite kind of disposition on what type of monstergirl? A doting hellhound? Stern kiki? Ditzy schoolgirlish lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097845
I don't remember any other hyperpregnancy pictures in the galleries, so it probably wasn't meant to be there.
If it's the other possible thing, it definitely shouldn't be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097813
Try and draw bands that extend at the sides of the scales

[Anonymous No.]

My fetish is non blood related oyakodon, I guess the only way to fulfill it is to monsterize a single mother and her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097845
>>35097933
I'm pretty sure it's the only mge hyperpreg image so it didn't fall under the normal haram categories since it's something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098008
>it's the only mge hyperpreg image so
I find it hard to believe nobody tried drawing that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097885
Very preg monsters are nice.

Note: What counts as very preg is up to the individual Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
>tfw no ditzy giggly lilim gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097716
New Geizas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098059
This statement is true.
This is also true as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
I love most types, as long as they love me.
Doting but very happy go lucky is probably up there.
Or just tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Honestly depends on the race/combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098046
There's been edits but no actual art

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Motherly and perverted or coomer girls who act very prim and proper in person

[Anonymous No.]

>>35089239
Thanks for reminding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
I don't know if there is an exact term for it, but I like it when girls have a lot of energy to them and do their best to get what they want or help their friends or partners achieve their goals.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the snake, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

When you think about it, donkey shows would be a hell of a lot different in a world with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098409
genki

[Anonymous No.]

>>35087707
Who's outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
genki "evil" girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Dorky ancient evils

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098547
>donkey shows
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098622
Stupid incompetent evil is the best kind of evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Dominant but gentle who's not ashamed of doting from time to time, the type that's much stronger than me and fully aware of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Competitive but lazy tomboy mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098645
if donkey shows exist in MGE, it would be a bunch degenerate monsters paying to watch a poor man being forced to copulate with a donkey centaur while he begs for the establishment to stop as he's getting raped in Spanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Kuudere well, relatively so hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098645
Interspecies erotica

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
good girl trying to restrain her immense desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098641

[Anonymous No.]

>Metal slime with regeneration,magic immunity,De-buff immunity,Status effect immunity and high end resistances
What now punk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Prideful but ultimately easy to get in the mood and dominate conflicted tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
10,000 Thrusts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
vibrator against her core

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098816
Or theriomancy-d guy strongarmed into a shotgun marriage to a random monster girl at the bar by the mexican minotaur mafia

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
puppi cunni

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
A confession and a kiss on the lips. She'll melt right away after that display.

[Anonymous No.]

DE mindcontrol hornybrain has to be my favorite part of the setting, no one can escape the endless ecstasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
They can never be immune to dick
And ass spankings

[Anonymous No.]

Prudish princesses are pretty much built to be monsterized and turned into succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
Brute Force, pummel it infinitely until it wishes it could die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249
no human can beat oni hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099228
Mindbreak is top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082249

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099330
I hope that plumber has plenty of green and red mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

Get you a girl who can cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099603
The most horrifying of monsters, one with a feeder fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099676
>someone who likes to cook for you is a "feeder fetish" now
No retard it's called taking care of each other

[Anonymous No.]

I will submit to spiders

[Anonymous No.]

I'll submit to tarantulas

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL scream and run away from spooders.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a spider. Run.

[Anonymous No.]

I will jump into spider webs. I will wiggle to get her exited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099809
>>35099896
>>35099938
>>35099969
Who let the spider husbands on the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

I will make spiders submit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Never stop running from spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099987
Spider husbands spend a lot of time on the web

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099809
>>35099896
>>35099938
>>35099969
>>35099986

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099987
What kind of spider husband shitposting the most? I vote Nacho ones

[Anonymous No.]

I will lightly jog away from a spider in case she likes that, but will stop if it hurts her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35099987
Don't lump me in with the rest of them, friend. I run from spooders, I don't wed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100009
terrible
get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100028
really? i thought they'd be among the nicer and more gregarious of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>GOOOOD MORNING MGC
>THIS IS NOT A TEST, THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100085
I need a traffic update DJ Succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100085
>NOW FOR OURRR Q & A SESSION.
>DJ Succ will you marry me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100057
You best start appreciating dad humor now anon, because very soon after the portals open there is going to be a whole lot more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100187
>ROUTE 69 SOUTHBOUND TRAFFIC MOVING SLOOOOOOW
>CRANK YOUR VOLUME UP AND ENJOY THE SHOOOOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100187
>Not goin' so well on the highway there's a minotaur gettin' jackknifed by her husband
>But it's a pretty picture, there's cum everywhere, maybe we'll drop in a couple more girls in on that action

>>35100233
>Well Anon, I get that question a lot, and I can't marry the lot of you cuties gettin' on your knees with rings now can I? I do that an' a whole other bunch of anons are gonna get real upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100085
DJ Succ, give us a Weather report with a chance for Ryuus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100270
>DJ Succ do you have a single aunt, sister, or cousin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
Just walk away lol

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of categories would you find on a monster girl-run porn site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100273
>Weather's lookin' all clear right now, getting a little hot for some people's likin'.
>Don't think the folks down below would mind a little rain now , do ya?

>>35100280
>Well now Anon, that's a question that gets asked too little and that upsets 3 of my single aunts and all 20 of my single cousins.
>This is for any other anons, the first lucky 23 of ya to send in your numbers will get a date with them single ladies, so be quick if ya ain't happy bein' single!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100273
I'd like a meteorologist ryu whose weather report depends on how well her interactions with the intern went that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100085
Does the DJ in DJ Succ stand for Dick Jockey or Disc Jockey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100085
Why did I get this station, I listen to Easy Listening with Miss Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100327
>DJ Succ it's too late I'm already coming up the stairs to your office

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100372
>Well actually Anon, I like to imagine it stands for Demon Jester.
>My friends tell me I'm a funny gal but you can never tell if them Cheshires are laughin' at ya or with ya.
>And I ain't ever been with a man so I definitely can't be no Dick Jockey so we'll keep it as is; I'm a Disc Jockey.

>>35100380
>Don't you worry anon, my cousin works here in the studio with me and she is eagerly waiting your arrival.
>Ladies and gents listening to this broadcast it'd be great if ya could send this happy couple to-be your best wishes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100417
How does DJS deal with prank calls from both men and monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>Laddie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100438
>Anon, I just take it all in stride. When ya grow up with a group o' Cheshires for your best pals, you get used to the whole prank stuff real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100417
gonna ask her to blast ram ranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100451
Gonna make her the new clan mother.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100451
So, uh, can you teach me blacksmithing?

[Anonymous No.]

Just a heads up guys about the MGC gym. They've got another gainz goblin infestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100451
I'll clear all of her entries about me in the Book of Minor Grudges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35096697
>t.lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100762
Just a heads up girls about the MGC gym. They've got another goblin breeder infestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082261
Who do I ship this to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100762
Thanks for the warning, I'll have to think of another place to look for a muscle monster girl that can smother me with her breasts while standing.

[Anonymous No.]

So got first (professional) job which will leave me with plenty of disposable income
How do you commission things?
Do you just randomly ask artists or is there like a site that facilitates it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35098923
not into slime girls so I guess the answer is...
https://youtu.be/dn8TWrrhDEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>35100085
Irc rock and roll was an old slang for sexual intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101059
Twitter is good for finding english speaking artists for cheap, Skeb is great for commissioning JP artists but the service can leave something to be desired- and you can only request once, no changes so you'd better hope they deliver right.
A lot of waifufags who comm regularly are on twitter too so if you hit some of the more talkative ones up they could probably hook you up artists wise t. A waifufag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101059
If they're open then DM them on twitter or message them on discord. I recommend following Jeffodraws on Twitch and getting your feet wet when he's streaming next time, just 15 buckeroos and he'll sketch whatever on stream for an hour. That way you can get a feel for the process before moving on to bigger things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Horny but kind-hearted sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35082261
I want to lock her nipples but I'm not sure she has any

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
Ojou with a massive, and I mean massive ego.

Also an gigantic heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101017
Dan from
Dan vs

Yes really

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101123
>If they're open
How do you know if they are ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35097927
NEET lilim. Kind of like one punch man but a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101216
They say it on their twitter, like in their name/profile or pinned post. If they're open they'll let you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101059
Decide what you want and collect references for this. If you want your girl in a certain outfit, then have pictures saved of your girl and the outfit you want.
Finding an artist can be tricky. Twitter can be good for this, but you can find them through other sites as well, like discord or skeb.
If they're open, send them a message of what you want, be specific and use your references.
If they accept you pay them and wait for it to finish. Most artists send WIP pictures so you can request changes if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35101216
They usually say it in the profile or @ or pinned. If it doesn't say it anywhere there, and you see stuff they've made and earmarked as commissions, then dm.
I got this piece from an artist who rarely opens now because I asked when he had nothing outright saying he wasn't taking comms. https://files.catbox.moe/nj4y2m.png