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There is no villain more vile than this in the undead lands.

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>> No.35082261
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how do you fuck a lamia?

>> No.35082263
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big muscle mamono!

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>munches in your path

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>> No.35082324

Can't believe she ate the path too

>> No.35082357


>> No.35082360

wightfag's daughter is cringe

>> No.35082378

You're cringe, she's cute and funny.

>> No.35082389

Dangerously shit taste

>> No.35082395
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Gym shortstacks

>> No.35082409

You could contribute to the thread rather than be a massive fag. She is great content, along with his wife naturally. Their art and stories only enhance the wight.

>> No.35082418

Mating press Yordles

>> No.35082438

shut the fuck up, she's perfect

>> No.35082449

Are there any real bad ends in mge?

>> No.35082476
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Get a load of this guy

>> No.35082494

Stealing from the weak is how villainess destruction ends start

>> No.35082513
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I want to become a powerful wizard who's infamous for turning the Monsters I encounter into shortstacks.

>> No.35082522

Why is she so smug?

>> No.35082523
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>> No.35082534

a crime against all monsterkind(such cute things can not be allowed to exist), you must be burnt at the stake!

>> No.35082535

His wife is shit too.

>> No.35082543

Imagine being this gay
Got the dick probably.

>> No.35082545

(What happened to our usual teacher? How did this strange lady get into our school?)

>> No.35082555

His wife's mother is shit too.

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sure bud

>> No.35082593

You know it's true.

>> No.35082596

Thanks I hate it

>> No.35082608
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People hating on good Wights for literally no reason, you hate to see it.

>> No.35082610
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Reminder to target the Banshees first and CC them before they can alert other nearby Undead.

>> No.35082616

>for literally no reason
He commissions guro and other /tg/ shit. Wightfag is a certified shitstirring faggot.

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feels like someone's watching me...

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>> No.35082661

GreemWorms > Wights

>> No.35082680

"Ha Ha stupid cry baby." Paladin anon uses taunt to lure the banshees and nearby undead so his party may progress safely.

>> No.35082738

How about a taunt for a paladin of eros to use to attract monsters?

>> No.35082760

The fuck are you talking about? Vilifying one of /jp/'s own just because you don't like unrelated /tg/ is ridiculous. Calling it guro is just wrong, sure there's some violence, but it's not the grotesque scary shit you're likening it to. Most of the people in the thread love his comms and think his OCs are great.

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Wait a second...

>> No.35082776

this post was typed by obtuse worm claws

>> No.35082780

>t. wightfag

>> No.35082825

Anon that was corruption.
>/tg/ shit
If he did it was never posted here.

>> No.35082913

you must learn to be kind by force

>> No.35082987

I've yet to see a controversial post in this thread from wightfag, and yet here you are, shitstirring.
Are you the same dude who has a dog out for a new person in the thread every week?

>> No.35083007

>t. /tg/

>> No.35083043

she does do an awful lot of murder for my tastes and he's got that picture of her pre-dl form but he doesn't post it very often so it's hardly inflammatory.

>> No.35083062

I think we can all agree that wightfag is cringe and KDF is based

>> No.35083125

I love Wights and undead in general, but I've never liked named OC in this thread because it breaks the whole MGE consensus that we have enjoyed for nearly a decade and creates conflict that I've seen several times the last 5 years. Also it breaks the sense of anonymity and creates factions in the threads and those factions clash from time to time derailing into people showing how much of a crossboarder they are or posting crosboarder metareplies that don't belong on /jp/

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I see the new thread is already off to a good start. I'm just gonna post my favorite species and come back later.

>> No.35083160

would eat her for supper.

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yup, at least a new thread means I can use this image again to show I'm above the plebs that can't resist low-quality bait

>> No.35083180

I read the shit years ago man, but there was a series of stories entirely written around the premise of an Anon teacher trying not to push his coworkers/students/neighbors into raping him. If Anubis was still working on pastebin links I'd search for it, but all I can give you for now is a (you) to let you know sauce will not be forthcoming.

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>> No.35083242

Human men need busty centaur knights to protect them.

>> No.35083274

I demand a K cup pedigree at the least.

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The wandering scholar is a good case study on the effectiveness of a fairy guards.

>> No.35083317

Isn't that the paladin teacher stuff?

>> No.35083339

Don't think he was a paladin...but I read something like that too, a wholesome paladin teacher thing. It all blends together after time.

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>> No.35083418

Meant for >>35083242

>> No.35083422

>wandering scholar
What if the wandering scholar was a speedrunner?

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>> No.35083450

I don't believe horsvagoo is as good as they say it is.

>> No.35083481

I recognize this artstyle

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>> No.35083520

Those are some fine winegoat titties.

>> No.35083521
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>Hello, we got a call your air conditioner was out of service
>Settle down Tsura-chan, we can have all the ice cream in the world once we've...made our acquaintance

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Which eye do I look at to tell a gazer I’m into her?

>> No.35083562

>Satyros nailing her 95 theses on liquor to Sabbath door

>> No.35083566

I'm glad you asked. It's the one looking away bashfully.

>> No.35083579

That wight looks like moot

>> No.35083594

Literally who? Sounds like some kind of sellout

>> No.35083609

I always wondered if the ice patch near Tsura's eye is flavored by her mana. What would it even taste like if you gave it a lick?

>> No.35083646

>What would it even taste like if you gave it a lick?
Blueberry vanilla at first, if you keep licking it you can taste the pleasure running through her body as she melts into your arms

>> No.35083695

I don’t speak Klingon lady…

>> No.35083701

i feel like anon should run

>> No.35083718

I see...

>> No.35083743

A fox with horns, heterochromia, multiple tails, and a weird hair color. That's really something. Where's she from? The elephant's foot?

>> No.35083747

>anon gets a call to fix an air conditioner
>arrives on the scene
>nothing seems to be wrong with it
>"uh, ma'am? It looks like-"
>"truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

>> No.35083751

4 >>35082523

>> No.35083756

Twitter OC.

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>he doesn't know
>I don't know either

>> No.35083834

Please give me your best MG plot twists

>> No.35083859

The actual creator of MGE land gets back from the Bahamas and sends the Chief Goddess to her room with no dessert. All Mamono receive a fruit basket and an apology card.

>> No.35083862

Who's this semen demon?

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Couldn't tell ya.

>> No.35083998

>meeting a monstergirl, be it a fantasy setting thing like her responding to you looking for party members or a modern setting thing like knowing her from online, and it turns out she's a loli
It's a classic doujin plot, but it's a good plot twist.

>> No.35084031

After a long journey where a guy meets many monster girls who want to get with him, but right before the end where the big reveal of his choice of who wins the anonbowl, a random slime appears and steals anon's heart anticlimactically.

>> No.35084043

There is no way he got most of the info for those monsters correctly, so he probably does any % with glitches.

>> No.35084054

Where were they when my AC freaking broke.

>> No.35084066
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Give me a hellhound built like this artist's girls and I'd die a happy man.

>> No.35084080

Need more of those HeavenHounds from before

>> No.35084094
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>My neighbor's horse is always watching me when I go out to ride my bike

>> No.35084095

15 years old

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CC is where it's at.

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>> No.35084136

Wrong side of the image.

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>> No.35084165

That's what sabbath potions are for.
Both are fun.

>> No.35084169
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How many strength potions do I need to chug till I'm strong enough to pin an ushi-oni down and break her pelvis?

>> No.35084182

I dunno, ask that one anon in the ushi story who did,

>> No.35084184

None. Just lift, you dyel

>> No.35084204

You get a brief window when she's softened and extra sensitive post-molt. If you do a good enough job you can leave an impression of your hips in her exoskeleton.

>> No.35084218

Watching, waiting, ready to pounce when you're most vulnerable

>> No.35084228

They're called Fu dogs.

>> No.35084249

Wheres the best place for an homeless anon to be in MGC?

>> No.35084256
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You just have to out-chuuni them. It's not hard.

>> No.35084268

In the arms of a monster

>> No.35084281

Pelvic thursts to exhaustion
3x8 cumming back to back
Until you can dent an 5" thick steel wall

Nut until

>> No.35084285

Church of the fallen god has plenty of beds and a soup kitchen.

>> No.35084289

Sneak into vampire basements so you can eat their high class and nutritious cheeses and crackers. Vampires can't resist urchins,

>> No.35084309

Why not that single dragon's mansion?

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Nobody can resist the floof.

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I am going to drink ALL the milk.

>> No.35084356

Make sure you lift to be as beefy as possible

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>It's not hard
Bad example with that ushi you have but I'm sure I can out edge this ushi easily

>> No.35084405

But it has those suck off the homeless charity drives...

>> No.35084424

I don't want to be sucked off, I want a home

>> No.35084438

use your penis

>> No.35084519

>Somewhere in a Desert Lands City. It is "Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day"
>All the citizens and any desert mamono are gathered around pyramid government buildings where the sing praises or approach the ruling Pharaoh to say thanks
>And said Pharaoh is outside just the pyramid greeting the loving crowds and sitting on an outdoors throne
>The whole event is also a televised event for any desert lands citizens or denizens who can't physically attend the event to watch it in TV or Livestream it
>There are international audiences in different lands, countries and nations watching the event as well
>A small human boy of a child is about to be the next citizen to approach the Pharaoh
>But from out of a shadowy corner from a neighboring building a whisper is heard calling out the boy
>The boy approaches and to his surprise, a purple colored snake lady discreetly converses with the boy, it's and Apophis
>"Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day there little boy. You're next in line to be called to say Praise and thanks to the Pharaoh, right?" The Apophis asks
>"Yes ma'am! I just have to wait for my number and I will approach our Pharaoh and say Praise to her and praise our ancient great lord Ptra!" The boy answers
>"Hmmmm... Hey lil man, how about a suggestion? Wanna say something really great to your Pharaoh??? Come here, lemme give you a suggestion." The Apophis beckons the boy as he approaches
>The Apophis whispers to the boy
>The boy then asks; "I dunno who those people are you just told me. But you sure I can tell that to the Pharaoh?"
>"Of course boy. I'm sure the Pharaoh will be surprised! Oh and I think it's your turn now!" Said the Apophis
>And soon enough, the boy's number is called, "That's my number. My turn to speak with the Pharaoh!"
>The boy looks to his parents who are also gleeful to their child meeting face to face their ruler
>The Pharoah looks down on the boy with a smile; "Hello there dear child. Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day. What do you have to say to me dear child?" The Pharaoh says in a motherly voice
>The child ponders what he will say but then remembered what the Apophis told him to say instead.
>The boy out loud enough says to the Pharaoh, her court, the citizens and the cameras:
>"Undead monstergirls are the most wonderful and beautiful women ever! The Pharaoh is one big undead woman!" The boy blurts out
>The crowds gasp in shock and the Pharaoh is taken aback what the boy just said
>The boy continues; "Settra is a cooky crazy ol mummy and bad excuse of a priest. Khalida is not honorable and lets bad guys break her walls. The Western goddess Illias once beat Ptra in a arm wrestling match. And Neferata is the most beautiful vampire you will ever meet!"
>More shock, gasps and looks of terror from the crowds and Pharaoh's court is visible everywhere and the boy's parents are in disbelief what their not is saying
>Then the boy finishes off; "And Nagash is a great, cool and awesome dude! He is the greatest Necromancer to ever live! Also travel to and or move into and live in Sylvania, it's a cool, cold and fun place to be with undead and vampires!"
>The whole crowd and Pharaoh's court are flabbergasted and horrified at the blasphemous and heretical things the boy has said. There are small children; humans and monstergirl daughters, crying in terror and the boy's parents are just in tears
>Meanwhile the Apophis who told the boy to say all those things is absolutely rolling on the floor laughing with her other anti-pharaoh friends and "graped" monstergirls and men
>Clearly this was all the doing and hi-jinks of an Apophis trying to mess up a Pharaoh's day
>Meanwhile abroad, undead monstergirls and especially vampires and even Wights are enjoying this fiasco as the funniest thing ever.
>Vampires, Wights and all other powerful undead are all; "Ohohoho! Quick someone take a screenshot! That desert tramp's face is priceless!"

>> No.35084530

Why not a vampire dragon's mansion basement?

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>> No.35084553

Where's that?

>> No.35084560

Who are you quoting?

>> No.35084591

Can this thing fly? It doesn't seem very aerodynamic.

>> No.35084595

>Anon, we're going out on a grand hunt, you positively must go with.
>"That's nice but we have these issues coming up an-"
>We spotted the dragon Lucrastia and I want to see if I can get one of that silver bitches scales in a fight.
>"I know but we have to get some farming going o'"
> Y O U W I L L G O W I T H M E

And then the pharaoh cheated with God Voice

>> No.35084603

Look for ill-maintained mansions in the older districts of vampire cities. Look for 'draculina' lastname variants. It usually indicated as a draconic, vampiric siress.

>> No.35084648

Ok, gonna lock pick, enter, make myself clean, and become her daki until she wakes at the night

>> No.35084672

Vampire jabberwock would be nuts

>> No.35084689
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Low self esteem monsters are made to be manhandled no matter her size

>> No.35084701

>Get dormouse'd by a giant sleeping vampire dragon
Hope you're ready for the long haul, you're going to be milked inside her and suckled from by the neck for the next century before she awakens from her pleasant 'nap'

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>*heroic trailer music*
>"A new hero has arrived. With religious faith and fervor in his heart. Oh, and has an axe to grind! And he is pure of heart and faith in the name of our lady and saviour Illias, the Chief God!"
>Meanwhile some people are not convinced and are whispering and betting how long or short will it be for him to be fallen to the monstergirls
>Even angelic beaureucrats are already preparing all the many month's worth of paperwork in advance

>> No.35084727

>Vampire jabberwock
If you want a vision of that future, imagine her boobs plopping on a human face - forever.

>> No.35084738

Its better than sleepin on the street, and also would try and get her lazy bum up so she doesn't become a fatty

>> No.35084754

This is a level of autism that should be strapped to a table and studied for the betterment - and peace - of all mankind.

>> No.35084766

You ever have something in a dream that gets too real and wakes you up? What I'm saying is you'd have to muster the strength to mating press her into the bed so hard she realises she isn't just dreaming about finally having a hubby. Can you do it?

>> No.35084783

Just gonna scream, get up you fatty

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>> No.35084828

maybe a lobotomy'll do the trick

>> No.35084863

>Yetis break your heating in the dead of winter
>Tsuraras break your AC in summer
Truly winter monsters are the most evil

>> No.35084901

Don't live above ground then, dummy

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A lobotomy you say?

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What would happen if I cum on a lich's phylactery?

>> No.35084926

>Lich that isn't technically a mad scientist but is does some rather....unique experiments to get extra cuddles.
>In the winter she spliced herself with a lava golem so she could get extra snuggles.
>Once summer hit she went back to 'normal' then spliced a glacies into her.

>> No.35085045

I really wish human boy fag would just admit he's gay and go inflict himself on /y/ instead.

>> No.35085133

Imagine wearing pussy as a hat, how can other husbands even compete?

>> No.35085217

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sign up for an underwater adventure with an aquatic adventuring party!

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Embarrass mindflayers with public handholding.

>> No.35085271

I kinda respect the commitment to facesitting inherent of nacho husbands.

>> No.35085289

By not being a fucking squid

>> No.35085300
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>Oh, look!
>The warrior boy finally showed up.

>> No.35085326

That sounds kinda casual.

>> No.35085356

I don't like squid nor be said squid. I like having my quads, abs, and arms

>> No.35085448

>needing the crutch of having familiar human anatomy
damn... good luck out there

>> No.35085473

none suspect the cancer rogue or the Charybdis sorcerer.

>> No.35085501

Ok fatty, hope ya like being a fat squid who looks like a thick tick on your wifes pussy

>> No.35085529

Me and my cancer travelling companion are off to find a legendary artefact! At first I was a little weirded out by her large crab body, but now it's endearing to me. Always nice to have a companion who smiles at you when your eyes meet and makes sure things stay tidy. I hope she finds herself a husband, she deserves one.

>> No.35085594

kraken and scylla bigamy interests me

>> No.35085632

The true treasure will be the wife Anon makes with her along the way.
She's also quite good at carrying things.
Like a hermit crab

>> No.35085654

Good luck ever getting untangled from them.

>> No.35085679

Hiya there, the names anon and I have a question for all you lovely ladies
Doesn't it smell a little fishy?

>> No.35085685

git gud

>> No.35085689
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Does your waifu have unrealistic expectations due to fiction she consumes?

>> No.35085729

>great girl

>> No.35085734

That's one way to get yourself an immediate half-hour cleaning session from the Cancer.

>> No.35085742

They're fat

>> No.35085768

Would crack more fish puns as she did

>> No.35085797

The idea of an MG with an architect fetish frightens me.

>> No.35085857

Please I want to sleep tonight

>> No.35085942

it seems to me it's more than that. a sort of mental illness. they're not just fat, they've IDENTIFIED with being fat. Thin MC self-inserts are beyond their ability to suspend disbelief, they are 'immersion breaking.'
>Can accept the fantasy of being of with a hot girl (monstergirl or otherwise)
>But the fantasy of being a healthy weight? evidently not

>> No.35085943
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>half-hour cleaning session
Not nearly long enough

>> No.35085983

Good, fuck fatties.

>> No.35085998

I wonder what % of this thread is overweight.

>> No.35086038

Anybody else faceless here?

>> No.35086054

that 'giant crab infected by humanoid cordyceps fungus' design is so offputting to me

>> No.35086065
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just this one here....

>> No.35086071

Yes, i was born with no face to speak of

>> No.35086107

Potion Tanuki, I require your strongest potions.

A few probably.
I managed to drop over 30lbs thanks to running for a year after the Coof so now i'm actually at risk of maybe going underweight.

>> No.35086120

I aint

>> No.35086302

Went from 198 to 166 to 170 in 2 years of lifting, star

>> No.35086305

Why won't they help that poor girl? She being eaten by the crab

>> No.35086342

to my considerable annoyance, this year-of-the-kof has seen me sliding solidly into the 'overweight' BMI band. Put on like 50 fucking pounds. my waifu would poke fun at me constantly to remind me what I need to do to shed this extra shit, but unfortunately all I have to rely on is myself for this task.
I've done the whole 'The time to start is NOW' thing plenty of times. The follow-through is the bitch of it.

>> No.35086375

>potion seller, I'm going into bed, and I need your strongest potion

>> No.35086424

Do it fag, I know you can

>> No.35086477
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Just stop eating so much

>> No.35086491

I dont need potions, thats called juicing, all I need is my wits and strength

>> No.35086516

i guess it makes sense for fat authors to make fat self insets

>> No.35086600

It's been the opposite for me, I am overweight but lost 40lbs since the coof stuff started. Also do this>>35086477

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>> No.35086803

Liz love

>> No.35086829

Not me faggot. Check the stream next time.

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>> No.35086994

I am going to shine a flashlight at the werebats.

>> No.35087013

Fatty found

>> No.35087044

hellhounds are the bulldogs of monsters!

>> No.35087064

Yah mean the pibbles

>> No.35087071

Damn straight. Insecure pencil boy found.

>> No.35087073
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Humans are the rightful mates of canines.
Specifically the big ones.

>> No.35087088

Nah, they haven't been bred into deformity.

>> No.35087101

The dumb thing is: I know. I know this shit inside and out. I can kill this nonsense in 3 months EASY, 2 months if I decided I wanted to do it fast. And- I DO. I do want to.
It's like I keep falling asleep, though. Like losing the grip in a lucid dream.
Just gotta remember to remember.

>> No.35087110

but i am allergic

>> No.35087122
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I'm marrying the bovines, sorry dog.

>> No.35087132

Then quit begging for validation on 4chan and go run.

>> No.35087135

Nah, can you deadlift 280 while being 5'9" and 170?

>> No.35087139

A farm doesn't feel right without both

>> No.35087153
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Would you alps please get a room

>> No.35087156

No, I fuck a earth dragon of the large variety

>> No.35087186

No, but I already feel valid enough just being alive unlike you who has to proclaim his power to everyone to feel like it was worth something.

>> No.35087230

I have one thing to say, try at least once to draw your wife yourself

>> No.35087237

pls dont tell me you’re the guy that’s been posting about lifting monster girls natty.
pls dont tell me that guy has a sub 3 plate deadlift.

>> No.35087267

Why not have a cattle dog girl to go with the cows?

>> No.35087324

They'll have to catch me first!

>> No.35087383

125 lb. I'm skin and bones.

Have you seen the average Japanese otaku these doujin are made for? Suddenly the fat ugly guy makes sense. Sure I don't care for it, but the artists are going to cater to the people paying them.

>> No.35087402

I second this. It’s a fun thing to do! Having made something yourself is always nice

>> No.35087411

They think rape is healthy for the human penis, that's a deformity, right?

>> No.35087419

I have.
It was fun, but I'm not going to be repeating that MS Paint tragedy.

>> No.35087423

What happens if I don't tip my waitress at Succuburger?

>> No.35087522

She's just upset, that's it.

>> No.35087532
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Just keep doing it and eventually you'll get to a good level, I draw mine better and better every time.

>> No.35087552
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Monsters have won.

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human women will go extinct as the rightful winners dictate.

>> No.35087590
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What monster would look good as an "unattractive" working woman?

>> No.35087596

a world of only men and monster


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Thanks, but I'll stick to what gives remotely passable results.
That is, editing other people's stuff.

>> No.35087631

Lesser succubi. They usually get bullied into doing all the jobs in demon realms because they don't have a husband.

>> No.35087669
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I don't know how so many succs can go husbandless when they're so friendly and nice.

>> No.35087670

would anyone who gets their dick cut off instantly alp? if so could forced alping be used as a punishment?

>> No.35087671

A matriarchal utopia ruled by the demon lord and men being transformed into a race of loyal servants to the strong and powerful monsters that control the world for the better where everyone can be happy.

>> No.35087678
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This is member #13 of the MGC Boy Stealers, the most beloved team in mamono baseball of course. She's the fearsome Dullahan pitcher Gerarda. Ever a stickler for the rules, she plays very upfront and typical baseball on the mound to the T, meaning she adheres to some "unwritten rules" that most other pitchers nowadays don't practice. You got a big hit versus her? Prepare to get beaned. By her head of course. That's just how these things work. Skirts have to be so many inches above the knees, as per her rules, and she ensures that everyone on the team follows them, etc. Everyone loves having her around, but holy shit she needs to get laid.
>Fun Fact: She loathes the Manticore pitcher Mandy's use of tailpussy juice as a "grip enhancer", claiming that it's the kind of cheating that would get someone expelled from the league in the old days. The seethe from her when Mandy performs well in a game is a sight to behold, trust me.

>> No.35087679

cause almost all monsters are friendly and nice

>> No.35087684

Link me to your mod pack friend.

>> No.35087690

Last post of the night for me

>> No.35087693

>delusional feminist rambling

>> No.35087707
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I want to blend blood with foxes until all my descendants look like them

>> No.35087711

It's custom and also I need to fix it up since I last stopped playing when I corrupted my world with a mod change. Lesson learned the hard way there.
But the MGs (sans hound) are from Grimoire of Gaia 3. Tweaking required to make them not all want to kill you.

>> No.35087715

nah, i'm just really autistic about femdom because it's hot as hell, and besides it's not feminist if men are beneath women.

>> No.35087728

>men being transformed into a race of loyal servants
>how to start a kiki and shog revolt in one easy step

>> No.35087730

Does this mean monsters create human men, or are all humans on the way out?

>> No.35087734

Have you seen the average feminist's opinion on men? They believe testosterone is fucking phazon.

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If I marry a vampire’s daughter, non-biological she just turned her into a vampire, do I still invite her original mom to the wedding?

>> No.35087760

Females are monsters, males are human.

>> No.35087777

that's why monsters must replace human women

>> No.35087787

i really like universally corruptive substances

>> No.35087803

You mean delicious candy?

>> No.35087804


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My childhood was hot garbage, i want to reboot and be born to a momster instead

>> No.35087827

See >>35087803
It's Fun™

>> No.35087828

Reminder that in MGE, wicked people like you get sent to camps.

>> No.35087835
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>> No.35087843

Why are there space pirates here?

>> No.35087869

is it feminist to find femdom hot?

>> No.35087882

it's best not to concern yourself with such things.

>> No.35087887

is there any way to turn a incubus back into a human?

>> No.35087901
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Depends. Is the femdom you're talking about the kinda 99% of people think of which includes beatings, humiliations and literal torture? Or is it the "femdom" where the female is actually a human being and loves and dotes on you?

>> No.35087911

Why would you even think of this shit?

>> No.35087914
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No, anything men are attracted to is misogynist. HOW DARE YOU objectify that woman into your personal sex goddess?

>> No.35087925

> Is the femdom you're talking about the kinda 99% of people think of which includes beatings, humiliations and literal torture?
Dude I think you might have some issues...

>> No.35087927

Anon trains his entire life to be a butler to a monster only to get taken by a kiki and live in a constant tug of war battle on who gets to be the servant

>> No.35087931

>can you turn a human back into a human?
i wonder

>> No.35087941

Because I notice things?

>> No.35087953

the second one.

>> No.35087975

they are human but altered in little ways sometimes visible but sometimes not, can you undo the changes that constitute a person as an incubus.

>> No.35087977

That's what most people think of femdom as, though. Tight latex and whips and shit.

>> No.35087980
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There is nothing wrong with objectifying women.

>> No.35087984
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Anon you're only noticing the things inside your own head, those people aren't real please you need to wake up it's been so long

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You're fine senpai. Keep on doing.

>> No.35088007

You're being willfully ignorant or just pretending to be retarded.

>> No.35088008

god damn, mindflayers put a fear in me like no other.

>> No.35088039

It's great to see these again. As always, I love the creative touches you add to their names; Gerarda's is especially nice. Overall, very cute!

>> No.35088607

Would it be embarrassing for a Snow Elf if she caught a cold?

>> No.35088764

I bet going to war reenactment with a salamander would be really fun.
Hell, they can even use "real" bullets made out of demon silver.
Gonna make out with a salamander in the trenches.

>> No.35089089

Them summer colds're the worst

>> No.35089171

>MG war reenactment
>There's barely any fighting since everyone is just off fucking in historical military uniforms

>> No.35089178

When you masturbate to baphomets, it is a good day

>> No.35089239

What about re-enacting pre-DL wars, but sexualizing them?

>> No.35089281

The day is even better when baphomets masturbate to (You)

>> No.35089401

Do you think the real mge world would be as horny brained as its described or is it hyperbole.

>> No.35089417

>Undead hoard
>the human side has to defend a castle or something like that
>When a human is defeated they get dragged off to "make" new zombies instead of becoming one
>Slow but inevitable defeat, the humans just have to hold them off for long enough

>Demon army
>first to defeat the enemy general wins
>Men throw themselves at the demons to make way for one of their soldiers to fight the demon general one on one

>Port town gets attacked by sea monsters
>It's a raid so they have to protect their cargo
>Men are considered "lost" if they enter the water

>> No.35089422

Read a side guide for once in your life.

>> No.35089428

help. Wights or Vampires

>> No.35089435

Both. At the same time.

>> No.35089438
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I want to make love to the shark

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>> No.35089582

>watching an evening movie while cuddling yr waif
>it's a horror where the monster is the old/killer form of her species
>once SHTF on screen, start giving off subtle signs that you're uncomfortable and moving away from her little by little
Now this is podracing of bullying.

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Whaddya call that good feeling you get from buying books?

>> No.35089714

I want to watch The Thing with shoggy!

>> No.35089753

Anon, this is something I have been struggling with, for a long, long time. I think ultimately, however, Wights > vampires. A wight can sort of emulate a vampire with her draining abilities and some ghost fangs, but a vampire cannot be a wight... unless she can do it with like, blood claws or some other kind of vampire shennanigans.

Oh god what have I done, I'm torn between the two again.

>> No.35089823

Being a nerd.

>> No.35089849

No I'm sure there's a different word for it

>> No.35089858


>> No.35089869

Not that kind of word.

>> No.35090037
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"W-WHAT!? He made it past the traps!?"

>> No.35090075

Yes, your Alp bodyguards were no match for his cock.

>> No.35090139

How absurd, to be a nerdy bird
To seethe in rage with each turn of the page
That rather then their reading glasses
Men would stare at their fat asses
And remark "The bird is the word!"

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>> No.35090306

Everyone's heard that the bird is the word

>> No.35090529

I need art or a story about Dragon Commander dealing with a Tanuki money exchanger, trying to turn her Draconian Crowns into Freespace Credits.

>> No.35090735

>baphos have the best vagina
>ghouls give the best blowjobs
>holsts give the best titjobs
Who is best at anal?

>> No.35090823

I don't think you should underestimate the oral prowess of various slime girls, Shoggoths in particular.

>> No.35090930
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Would you let your wife wearing your
country's national dress?

>> No.35090945

I don't want her to wear a giant burger costume.

>> No.35090969

I love traps

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How does he fare in Undead Mamono lands?

>> No.35091184

buffubi are an the top of the sexual, social, and military hierarchy of the manamo-man worlds.

>> No.35091285

Now he has to defeat your super-powered daughters! Each one stronger than the last!

>> No.35091299
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Later that day

>> No.35091310

As well as you do in /jp/ now stop posting your husband you fruit

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Just shut up and post them Village memes

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It's not a trap if there's a warning sign.

>> No.35091720

>haha le ebin dullahan pitcher throw head at player she doesn't like

>> No.35091731
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I helped a caterpillar across the road today. It puked or pooped on me but I helped it anyway. Did I earn myself good boy points with the bug gods?

>> No.35091892
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How are Zipangese mini-bosses like and how tough would they be?

>> No.35091916
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Oomukade are like those secret bosses you stumble on and are not prepared for.

>> No.35092242

A cute buggirl will surely be waiting for you on the other side of the portal. Couldn't tell you what kind though.

>> No.35092414
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Kiss unsuspecting monster girls, it's their weakness

>> No.35092427

Look, I just wanna defeat a salamander and treat her my daki.

>> No.35092580

Explain the joke? I'm retarded.

>> No.35092631

Joe mama

>> No.35092649

>w-well you've defeated me anon, I guess I can't go back on our bet
>I'll do anything, like we agre-
>anon picks her up and carries her off to bed
>sally won't tell anyone but she loves the hug pillow life

>> No.35092727

I'm glad you appreciate them, I should have the rest (3 more) out fairly soon.

>> No.35092753

>It's the post-portal remake where each member of the station is slowly wife'd one by one by the many different shoggys and dragged into the ice for some slimy lovin'

>> No.35092806

>Subby Oni sexslave in a bunnygirl outfit

Mmmm, nice

>> No.35092840

I'm like to tie her up and use a demon-silver crop on her cute brown butt until she moo'd

>> No.35092873

I want a flayer to make the sad voices go away.

>> No.35092888

>Pounding nervous virgin qt tentacle girls into a squirmy love-puddle
>Feeding her so much mama she evolves into Elder Tentacle
>Becoming Elder Tentacle Mommy's boy-toy/food source

>> No.35092980

>about to walk out to the door to head off to work
>tentacle grabs you by the leg and yanks you back to the bedroom
>she gives you a kiss on the forehead
>"you forgot your goodbye kiss sweetie"
tentacle wife is a good life

>> No.35093063

Just ask a monster priestess to heal your soul. It's just as effective and you won't be a squid when she's done.

>> No.35093181

>Everyone thinks they're having sex when they go off into the bed room
>It's just her getting hugged and her telling him "I love you"
>The cupid is starting to wonder if she overdid it with the arrow.

>> No.35093225
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>Marrying the ancient CC Vampire Countess and taking her 3 daughters as concubines!

>> No.35093284

>Horny Sally working herself up to asking her new Husband for sex
>It's been two weeks and she hasn't gotten past cuddling

Someone call the Boy Stealers, because little miss salamander needs help getting past second base

>> No.35093356

>flayer takes anon
>sad voices are replaced with her voice
>it's happy

>> No.35093370

>New rule from Tentacle Mommy
>Not allowed to wear clothes around the house
>Must have at least 3 points of contact with one of her tendrils at all time
>All erections are to be inserted into one of the many ever-present PleasurePetals™immediately
>All whining, moaning, and begging will be punished with a mandatory 15-minute suckling session from her HUGE (coconut) milk-tanks

>> No.35093403

>It's horny bubblegum-pop talking about how much she loves Anon and how much she wants to kiss him all over
>It never stops
>It just keeps playing, track after track, growing lewder and lewder until Anon gets home from work and gives Fleiya what she wants

>> No.35093447

Just imagine fucking a body pillow that has a hole in it

>> No.35093458

Please give me a whole tray of mofu

>> No.35093488

>Cute runt Oni
>She's "only" 6'1"
>Submissive in bed, fantasies about being taken roughly by an Anon larger and stronger than her
>Schliks herself silly to dirty manga with tags like orgasm denial, spanking, bondage, and aftercare cuddling
>Loves to go out with you, but will only order virgin cocktails or, (her favorite) Shirley Temples (with 3 cherries)
>Will heartpupil if you go through her closet and pick out which animal-skin loincloth you want her to wear

>> No.35093495

What a disgrace of an Oni!

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>> No.35093512

>6 foot tall
Pick one

>> No.35093529

Her head in the jar is the illusion of safety, be careful, however I'm sure you're well aware.

>> No.35093532

She's unusual, but I like my (relatively) tiny, subby Oni wife. I can't wait to see her face when our daughterus grow in to giant tomboys that love demon rugby

>> No.35093536

It will go straight to your thighs

>> No.35093550

Anon you realize Incubi grow to 6'2"-6'4" at a minimum, right?

>> No.35093553

Those are her sisters, mistaking them for daughters will make her feel old

>> No.35093558

You pulled that out of your ass though

>> No.35093584 [SPOILER] 
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>HA HA! You expected a "cute" monstergirl didn't you!? But only to encounter me, a fervent faithful of the Chief God. Have at thee you demon worshipping heretic!

>> No.35093621
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How do they keep so fit if they just sleep on gold and eat whole barnyard animals?

>> No.35093627
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Big and Cute are synonyms.

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>> No.35093747

Flying is good exercise

>> No.35093772

Now I'm just thinking about a hellhound trying to help the salamander to be more dominant but fails miserably.
>She tries to physically dominate him, due to already having beaten her, she's stronger than her but is just really nice about it
>She tries to act dominant but falls apart when getting hugged by him
>The hellhound tris to pin him down so the salamander can ride him, but he's to strong even for her and just ends up cuddling them both.

>> No.35093784

That's not flying that's just falling with style!

>> No.35093816

Gonna say that fat ass dragon who keeps stealing all my livestock

>> No.35093827

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that an Ushi should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat spider ass off the ground. The Ushi, of course, flies anyways. Because Ushis don't care what humans think is impossible.

>> No.35093849

it's really more of a leap-glide

>> No.35093867

Hehe she too heavy to fly

>> No.35093936

>t.Order Paladin to a Fallen Hero corrupted by monsterpussy

>> No.35093982

I am going into a cave and pull out that monster neet, stop her from playing lol, give her a bath, and give her some fresh food

>> No.35093999

>ask her if she's a good flier
>"Of course! I'm the best at flying! Each year everyone wants to vote me as the most majestic flier-"
>this goes on for several minutes
>ask if she can give a demonstration
>"...no. I, uh, have a lot of stuff to do today."
>she then uses her wings to hide her face as she skitters away

>> No.35094008

That and fire breath burns a load of calories.

>> No.35094023

Nice digits and would push her to show me

>> No.35094043
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Y'all keep asking how it tastes
You should be asking how it feels against bare skin

>> No.35094044

spiderlings are known to cast their web to the breeze and let the wind take them where it may.
She was probably a right terror when she was younger.

>> No.35094077

Gave me a terrible idea
Sabbath ushi oni paratroopers for those stubborn oniichans

>> No.35094128

You like shortstack living dolls?

>> No.35094130

>A flying ushi-oni, at that body weight, with that aerodynamic profile, with those wings, localized entirely within your kitchen?
>May I see it?

>> No.35094136
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Seeing all the birds in spats flying around would be a great sight.

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Big buff yetis!

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>> No.35094182

Gonna grab a bunch of the shortstacks birbs and run off with them

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Is it possible to seduce the special Wood Elf twins with the power of Mamono Mana by your side?

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>> No.35094263

Where do you find the quickshot monster girls?

>> No.35094292

The savannah, lion girls cum like crazy

>> No.35094318
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Whoever keeps requesting neighbor Lewds on /d/ thank you for not having me pay for lewds

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>> No.35094496

>Altach Nacha childhood friend who was mean to you
>It's her way to get you to push her down and shut her up with your dick

>> No.35094532

I like this goat

>> No.35094563

Getting fit by running with the marune sabbath

>> No.35094568


>> No.35094597

the lonely fat old goat that lives next to you and cooks food for you sometimes.

>> No.35094608
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new waifu comm of her saying cute things

>> No.35094612

Where is her dick?

>> No.35094626

Bapho wife who gets mistaken for daughter (don't know her name plz tell me) is rude! Rude!

>> No.35094631

Damn, looks awesome
How much did you pay?

>> No.35094656

/d/ has a couple good threads without shit though

>> No.35094695
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>tfw no smug white haired bapho gf

>> No.35094714

Does she have a little help to reach the pedals like in Temple of Doom?

>> No.35094724

Raise your daughter better! She's too rude!

>> No.35094726

I don't want to hear that from somebody who orders the kids meal every time

>> No.35094730

It's Liselotte
I got it for 12000 JPY but the artist has upped their fee to 25000 JPY right after my request (to be fair now they're doing NSFW arts as well so I don't think it's that unreasonable..?)

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>> No.35094747

What a rude little goat.

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no bulli pls

>> No.35094801

Who's the artist? Because this is incredibly anime looking and it's amazing.
What a mean wife though!

>> No.35094809

What a rude daughter you have, tell your wife to spank her

>> No.35094820


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You're welcome, fren. I really do like her... a lot

>> No.35094858

Thanks! Turned out I was following their skeb and didn't realize, it looks even better than their usual stuff.

>> No.35094862
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>> No.35094904

I had a dream I was walking around a husband-wife owned store while the wife was out in mge and a demon was there. Nothing really happened and my alarm woke me up soon after but it was pleasant

>> No.35094940

How do you assert your control over and discipline your Cheshire that's constantly stealing your food?

>> No.35094945

You mean all of their descendants look like you?
Because that's how they see it

>> No.35094962
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>> No.35094969

Not eat until she learns to share

>> No.35095004

Awww, look at that cute curly hair.

>> No.35095035

Fuck off tranny

>> No.35095038

I like her braid

>> No.35095083

What's the best monster to quote Sopranos with?
Do we even have Italian mamano yet?

>> No.35095087

How do I get the gap hag to let me impregante her computer fox?

>> No.35095169

The mice

>> No.35095185

must take her a while with those hands

>> No.35095196

Spending money is scientifically proven to relieve stress.

>> No.35095225
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>No fuckin ziti!?
>Whaddya mean it goes right to my thighs, are you saying I'm fat you fuck?
I can see it

>> No.35095237

>Cow girl kiki
>Flapper dress
>Loin cloth
What is the traditional American dress?
50's house wife?

>> No.35095263

I don't think you should annoy the local mob girls or you'll be sleeping with the fish in no time

>> No.35095270

is snake

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>> No.35095285

Not sure but a flapper dress with a bob cut Kiki might just be the best thing I could imagine

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Is that what they call being proactively dated by the bosses daughter(s)?

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>> No.35095358

>she's literally burning fat
So thicc dragons have the fiercest flames?
Double warmth.

>> No.35095408

Never thought of the possibility of living dolls being the right size for shortstack stuff this is perfect

>> No.35095446

A violation of company policy and a highly advised trip to the Ice Queen over at HR. Before you get any ideas, of course this isn't the lonely Ice Queen at HR, I'm busy right now doing work, I couldn't be here to type this out to you.

>> No.35095480

Pardon? I didn't know mobsters had HR departments

>> No.35095507

Some mobs are progressive I guess

>> No.35095539

no it's acutally the oldest monster in the group
the mobster momster

>> No.35095562

>be me, low ranking gangster in mafia
>today is the bosses birthday
>sent her the finest cheese I can find
>get sent somewhere with the letters HR stamped on the door
> get lectured by the boss herself that just because she is a mouse doesn't mean you can give her cheese
>all the while she is stuffing her face with the cheese I gave her

>> No.35095573

>the one Wight who was there is pissed off they got the uniforms wrong

>> No.35095589
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>nonconsensual mofu-ing

>> No.35095611

There is no way my wife is wearing an all camouflage dress. Trust me I tried for our wedding but she would just give me the look.

>> No.35095631

Quickest way to take her out on a date?

>> No.35095691

Those Zipangu girls aren’t tough at all! Just tell them they look pretty and would make any man happy to be their husbands; they’ll start squirming about and not really fight you.

>> No.35095698

Dunno about the quickest, but the best way would be:
>run tricky some jobs for the mafia
>when they give you your pay, decline
>"Ey, ey, I ain't here for the money. I do this job because big mama wants it done, capiche?"
>dedicate yourself to mobster momster
>in a few jobs you'll be given something you can't decline

>> No.35095702

>crooked cop who does deals with the mgc mob
>in debt and running out of time decide the jig is up
>they knew and were one step ahead
>get kidnapped and hear the mino goons talking about how it's finally going to happen
>tied up and delivered as a present to the oldest captain in the family
>it's the current bosses grandmothers aunt yet still single
>all crooked anon knows after he got dumped on the floor is the sound of a door opening and a high pitched squeal
It's about a crooked cop getting turned into a househusband/good father disguised as a crime drama

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>> No.35095736

>even more upset the only person who acknowledges her complaint is a ditzy dragon zombie
Some undead need to learn how to have fun

>> No.35095760

And this is why they don't get laid

>> No.35095762
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>> No.35095790

My godmother? No way, she is way to sweet to be that

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>> No.35095875

>she keeps tearing off the parts of your uniform that are anachronistic
>once the righteous anger fades she's a bit taken aback to be straddling a thoroughly clawed and stripped anon

>> No.35095919

How would an MG deal with a depressed Anon?

>> No.35095935

>the wight is rambling to the dragon zombie about every last wrong detail with the uniforms
>"Oh noooooo. Like, those sound so much cuter than what they gave us."
>wight looks over and sees that the dragon zombie is barely paying attention to her rant
>she's much more focused on carefully shredding her uniform's pants with her claws to make them short shorts instead

>> No.35095943

The bogey bridage

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You'll know when the situation is right.

>> No.35095987

the sweetest one is the person you'd least expect

>> No.35095999

Ayaymama harpy?

>> No.35096064

Nazrin is a mouse

>> No.35096066
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I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.35096084
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>> No.35096112

What is she like a dorm mom or something?

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>> No.35096158

Thank you, I will now go towards the horde of hags with no clothes on and my boner at full mast

>> No.35096160

Old women are the best! They can cook, they can listen to your problems for the day and make them go away! Old Women are the perfect wives and you can’t tell me otherwise!

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>> No.35096198

You forgot how cute they are when put into magical girl outfits that are too small, their old highschool uniform, or when they twll they are only 17 and you respond 17 what

>> No.35096274

For her.

>> No.35096276
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>Airheaded DZombie in slutty versions of historical uniforms
These threads have bumped Dragon Zombies into the top five for me

>> No.35096308

Who did she knock out?

>> No.35096315

We need more MGs in historical military uniforms.
How can you make a nazi uniform slutty?

>> No.35096318


>> No.35096335

Counterpoint; I’m allergic to latex.

>> No.35096363

you clearly havent seen some halloween costume or have an imagination whatsoever

>> No.35096366

Big fuck me boots with short shorts

>> No.35096384

It already would be pretty hot, maybe just replace the swastikas with the crest of a demon realm

>> No.35096401

I'm going to block this daughteru-looking waifu on social media!

>> No.35096443
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I'm the OP of the older one and didn't visit 4chan in a few days, for a moment I thought there's technical issues with the site when I saw this thread.

>> No.35096456

Need me a sleep mouse to cuddle with

>> No.35096556

What should I bring to a solo trip to wonderland?

>> No.35096563

lots of water, you'll need to stay hydrated

>> No.35096576

One size to small

>> No.35096592

Is it a desert there?

>> No.35096642

No, but tourists shouldn't drink their water

>> No.35096655

No, but you're probably going to end up on the beach. It's constantly sunny there, even in the middle of the night.

>> No.35096658

No, but everyone is thirsty.

>> No.35096665
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I dunno,

>> No.35096666

Ok, anything else I should look out for?

>> No.35096683

the ocelomeh tourism pamphlet says something about that too

>> No.35096691

Miss T.Nuki's guide says if anyone offers you sweets you have to take one. It's very rude if you don't.

>> No.35096697

Lilims are good actually

>> No.35096725

But I don't like sweets

>> No.35096726

How long did it take you to get to that conclusion?

>> No.35096728
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>t. desperate single lim
You're not gonna find love sitting in your palace eating ice cream and bitching on 4monster, lady.

>> No.35096738

only the non OC ones

>> No.35096739

Pack a gasmask in case you stumble across a wonderworm's territory.

>> No.35096740

Very true

>> No.35096747

Going to cumflate an onahole then throw it onto the subway as the doors close

>> No.35096751

i'll need to see some lilim nuns to be sure.

>> No.35096759

Her horns look like floppy ears.

>> No.35096761

Wait doesn't the guidebook say to take deep breaths in that area because of the area's cleansing air?

>> No.35096780

Make em old and stern, and you have bumped them up from shit to solid b tier for me

>> No.35096786

Just watch out; fairies like to hide in Onahole boxes and scare the men when they open the box.

>> No.35096787

Do NOT mess with the Diamonds girls, it isn't worth it bro I promise you.

>> No.35096790

Anon, it's time you knew the truth, I don't care what the consequences are.
The guidebook is a

>> No.35096809

Gonna pop a beast potion with a diamond girl and let her pick what I become!

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Summer approaches and so do sharks.

>> No.35096821

You will become the most horrible, monsterous beast of all.


>> No.35096843

I won't, I am a good boy

>> No.35096848
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>> No.35096855

The only good Lilim is one that wants to stroke my head and call me a good boy until I feel asleep in her arms.

>> No.35096857

Imagine sex with an angry lilim

>> No.35096890

Huh, I wonder what happened.

>> No.35096897


>> No.35096945

Why? It's literally BOGO at that point.

>> No.35097011

>You should be asking how it feels against bare skin
Hot tar

>> No.35097013

Some of the older ones will throw out the actual Onahole as it’s seen as competition at that point.

>> No.35097021

you've made me consider dumping feathers on a gazer and see if they stick.

>> No.35097078

And don't forget to give her a beak

>> No.35097125

I wanna become a diver just so shark girls will fight over me.

>> No.35097135

>open onahole box
>fairy magic pocket dimension
>wwe match between the plastic onahole and the fairy in question

>> No.35097174


>> No.35097191

I like when the fish ladies and krakens try to "rescue" people from barbarous diving cages.

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Buy One Get One (free), a deal you can't resist boya~

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Can Kobolds wag their ears?

>> No.35097229

Gonna BOGO tanukis

>> No.35097245

So you want Tanuki twins?

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Best of luck to you.

>> No.35097320

Depends on the breed.

>> No.35097335

At least twins.
or sisters
Or triplets

Something like that.

Gotta hit the right slave markets.

>> No.35097367

I can't marry a Lilim since the in-laws would be way too intimidating.

>> No.35097369

>3 danukis battling to put you into further financial ruin
>fierce clash as the three of them own 33% each of your assets and networth
>each of them scheming to see who can get the last 1% from you and become majority owner

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big bare bear butt

>> No.35097404

Jokes on them, I'm frugal and don't spend much.
They're going to need to win me the old fashioned way.

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How are they so convincing?

>> No.35097419

>hey can you watch my kids for the afternoon?
oh boy here we go

>> No.35097457

The oc ones are the hottest though I want to rail mari and viccy

>> No.35097475

>Come back and they're having a very wholesome time

>> No.35097525

>newlywed anon hiding behind his lim wife and peeking at his new family as their lim eyes pierce his soul
>receives many headpats from lim wife to calm him down

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+10 CHA, it's why so many monsters join the cult of Hathor

>> No.35097562

>Not wanting to be that cool Uncle that "corrupts" Druella's kid

>> No.35097655

>Tanuki buys a bunch of holst mammy bammy supplements, milk, and a few items
>"Surely this time I'll get him!"
>Shows up at the next seduction attempt with massive breasts that are spilling out of her suit, her hair is now cow patterned with a complementary color, and she's clearly struggling to stay upright.

I'm at the very least going to take her out

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>When Druella´s kids are trained from birth to "corrupt" Uncles.

>> No.35097716

Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 106. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/ZQSJQCRp

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

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Welcome back, Wikifag

>> No.35097799 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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You literally cannot disprove my claim.

>> No.35097803

My wife got +20 CHA because she's a Pharaoh who worships her.

>> No.35097805

I'm just more intimidated with any royal duties being assigned to me for being a part of the DL's family. As long as my only duties are being a good husband+father and pleasuring my lim wife, Liim marriage is fine.

>> No.35097813

Wurmfag you there? I'm working on drawing a wurm and need some pointers when it comes to drawing the tail scales, if you got any.

>> No.35097845

isn't that chesh a bit much for the normal gallery?

>> No.35097885

Not him but it seems fine for me.
Then again, its my fetish

>> No.35097927
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What is your favorite kind of disposition on what type of monstergirl? A doting hellhound? Stern kiki? Ditzy schoolgirlish lilim?

>> No.35097933

I don't remember any other hyperpregnancy pictures in the galleries, so it probably wasn't meant to be there.
If it's the other possible thing, it definitely shouldn't be there.

>> No.35097953

Try and draw bands that extend at the sides of the scales

>> No.35097966
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My fetish is non blood related oyakodon, I guess the only way to fulfill it is to monsterize a single mother and her daughter.

>> No.35098008

I'm pretty sure it's the only mge hyperpreg image so it didn't fall under the normal haram categories since it's something new.

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>it's the only mge hyperpreg image so
I find it hard to believe nobody tried drawing that before.

>> No.35098059

Very preg monsters are nice.

Note: What counts as very preg is up to the individual Anon.

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>tfw no ditzy giggly lilim gf

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New Geizas!

>> No.35098108

This statement is true.
This is also true as well.

>> No.35098158

I love most types, as long as they love me.
Doting but very happy go lucky is probably up there.
Or just tomboy.

>> No.35098178

Honestly depends on the race/combo

>> No.35098180

There's been edits but no actual art

>> No.35098222

Motherly and perverted or coomer girls who act very prim and proper in person

>> No.35098244

Thanks for reminding me.

>> No.35098409

I don't know if there is an exact term for it, but I like it when girls have a lot of energy to them and do their best to get what they want or help their friends or partners achieve their goals.

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Pet the snake, anon.

>> No.35098547

When you think about it, donkey shows would be a hell of a lot different in a world with monster girls.

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>> No.35098563

Who's outside?

>> No.35098622
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genki "evil" girls

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>> No.35098642

Dorky ancient evils

>> No.35098645

>donkey shows

>> No.35098669

Stupid incompetent evil is the best kind of evil.

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Dominant but gentle who's not ashamed of doting from time to time, the type that's much stronger than me and fully aware of it.

>> No.35098758

Competitive but lazy tomboy mino

>> No.35098816

if donkey shows exist in MGE, it would be a bunch degenerate monsters paying to watch a poor man being forced to copulate with a donkey centaur while he begs for the establishment to stop as he's getting raped in Spanish.

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Kuudere well, relatively so hellhound.

>> No.35098846

Interspecies erotica

>> No.35098875

good girl trying to restrain her immense desire

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>Metal slime with regeneration,magic immunity,De-buff immunity,Status effect immunity and high end resistances
What now punk?

>> No.35098931

Prideful but ultimately easy to get in the mood and dominate conflicted tsundere

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10,000 Thrusts

>> No.35099051

vibrator against her core

>> No.35099179

Or theriomancy-d guy strongarmed into a shotgun marriage to a random monster girl at the bar by the mexican minotaur mafia

>> No.35099207

puppi cunni

>> No.35099209

A confession and a kiss on the lips. She'll melt right away after that display.

>> No.35099228

DE mindcontrol hornybrain has to be my favorite part of the setting, no one can escape the endless ecstasy.

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They can never be immune to dick
And ass spankings

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Prudish princesses are pretty much built to be monsterized and turned into succubi

>> No.35099403

Brute Force, pummel it infinitely until it wishes it could die.

>> No.35099423

no human can beat oni hugs!

>> No.35099482

Mindbreak is top tier

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>> No.35099596

I hope that plumber has plenty of green and red mushrooms

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Get you a girl who can cook

>> No.35099676

The most horrifying of monsters, one with a feeder fetish

>> No.35099759

>someone who likes to cook for you is a "feeder fetish" now
No retard it's called taking care of each other

>> No.35099809

I will submit to spiders

>> No.35099896

I'll submit to tarantulas

>> No.35099938

I WILL scream and run away from spooders.

>> No.35099969

I am a spider. Run.

>> No.35099986

I will jump into spider webs. I will wiggle to get her exited.

>> No.35099987

Who let the spider husbands on the thread?

>> No.35099997

I will make spiders submit to me.

>> No.35100000

Never stop running from spiders

>> No.35100009

Spider husbands spend a lot of time on the web

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>> No.35100028

What kind of spider husband shitposting the most? I vote Nacho ones

>> No.35100030

I will lightly jog away from a spider in case she likes that, but will stop if it hurts her feelings.

>> No.35100046

Don't lump me in with the rest of them, friend. I run from spooders, I don't wed them.

>> No.35100057

get out

>> No.35100066

really? i thought they'd be among the nicer and more gregarious of the bunch.

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>> No.35100187

I need a traffic update DJ Succ

>> No.35100233

>DJ Succ will you marry me?

>> No.35100241

You best start appreciating dad humor now anon, because very soon after the portals open there is going to be a whole lot more of it.

>> No.35100256


>> No.35100270

>Not goin' so well on the highway there's a minotaur gettin' jackknifed by her husband
>But it's a pretty picture, there's cum everywhere, maybe we'll drop in a couple more girls in on that action

>Well Anon, I get that question a lot, and I can't marry the lot of you cuties gettin' on your knees with rings now can I? I do that an' a whole other bunch of anons are gonna get real upset.

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DJ Succ, give us a Weather report with a chance for Ryuus.

>> No.35100280

>DJ Succ do you have a single aunt, sister, or cousin?

>> No.35100299

Just walk away lol

>> No.35100325

what kind of categories would you find on a monster girl-run porn site?

>> No.35100327

>Weather's lookin' all clear right now, getting a little hot for some people's likin'.
>Don't think the folks down below would mind a little rain now , do ya?

>Well now Anon, that's a question that gets asked too little and that upsets 3 of my single aunts and all 20 of my single cousins.
>This is for any other anons, the first lucky 23 of ya to send in your numbers will get a date with them single ladies, so be quick if ya ain't happy bein' single!

>> No.35100335

I'd like a meteorologist ryu whose weather report depends on how well her interactions with the intern went that day.

>> No.35100372

Does the DJ in DJ Succ stand for Dick Jockey or Disc Jockey?

>> No.35100379

Why did I get this station, I listen to Easy Listening with Miss Holst.

>> No.35100380

>DJ Succ it's too late I'm already coming up the stairs to your office

>> No.35100417

>Well actually Anon, I like to imagine it stands for Demon Jester.
>My friends tell me I'm a funny gal but you can never tell if them Cheshires are laughin' at ya or with ya.
>And I ain't ever been with a man so I definitely can't be no Dick Jockey so we'll keep it as is; I'm a Disc Jockey.

>Don't you worry anon, my cousin works here in the studio with me and she is eagerly waiting your arrival.
>Ladies and gents listening to this broadcast it'd be great if ya could send this happy couple to-be your best wishes!

>> No.35100438

How does DJS deal with prank calls from both men and monsters?

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>> No.35100467

>Anon, I just take it all in stride. When ya grow up with a group o' Cheshires for your best pals, you get used to the whole prank stuff real quick.

>> No.35100481

gonna ask her to blast ram ranch

>> No.35100494

Gonna make her the new clan mother.

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>> No.35100707

So, uh, can you teach me blacksmithing?

>> No.35100762

Just a heads up guys about the MGC gym. They've got another gainz goblin infestation.

>> No.35100824

I'll clear all of her entries about me in the Book of Minor Grudges.

>> No.35100863


>> No.35100866

Just a heads up girls about the MGC gym. They've got another goblin breeder infestation

>> No.35101017

Who do I ship this to?

>> No.35101051

Thanks for the warning, I'll have to think of another place to look for a muscle monster girl that can smother me with her breasts while standing.

>> No.35101059

So got first (professional) job which will leave me with plenty of disposable income
How do you commission things?
Do you just randomly ask artists or is there like a site that facilitates it?

>> No.35101060

not into slime girls so I guess the answer is...

>> No.35101078

Irc rock and roll was an old slang for sexual intercourse.

>> No.35101109

Twitter is good for finding english speaking artists for cheap, Skeb is great for commissioning JP artists but the service can leave something to be desired- and you can only request once, no changes so you'd better hope they deliver right.
A lot of waifufags who comm regularly are on twitter too so if you hit some of the more talkative ones up they could probably hook you up artists wise t. A waifufag.

>> No.35101123

If they're open then DM them on twitter or message them on discord. I recommend following Jeffodraws on Twitch and getting your feet wet when he's streaming next time, just 15 buckeroos and he'll sketch whatever on stream for an hour. That way you can get a feel for the process before moving on to bigger things.

>> No.35101129

Horny but kind-hearted sandworm

>> No.35101157

I want to lock her nipples but I'm not sure she has any

>> No.35101162

Ojou with a massive, and I mean massive ego.

Also an gigantic heart.

>> No.35101173

Dan from
Dan vs

Yes really

>> No.35101216

>If they're open
How do you know if they are ?

>> No.35101227

NEET lilim. Kind of like one punch man but a succubus.

>> No.35101249

They say it on their twitter, like in their name/profile or pinned post. If they're open they'll let you know.

>> No.35101252

Decide what you want and collect references for this. If you want your girl in a certain outfit, then have pictures saved of your girl and the outfit you want.
Finding an artist can be tricky. Twitter can be good for this, but you can find them through other sites as well, like discord or skeb.
If they're open, send them a message of what you want, be specific and use your references.
If they accept you pay them and wait for it to finish. Most artists send WIP pictures so you can request changes if you want.

>> No.35101269

They usually say it in the profile or @ or pinned. If it doesn't say it anywhere there, and you see stuff they've made and earmarked as commissions, then dm.
I got this piece from an artist who rarely opens now because I asked when he had nothing outright saying he wasn't taking comms. https://files.catbox.moe/nj4y2m.png

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