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Purchase maize.

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>> No.35240330
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35240330

>>35240320
You beat me by several seconds.

>> No.35240341

>>35240330
I am speed.
>>35240314
Get the cereal.

>> No.35240356
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>>35240341
How is kot also milk?

>> No.35240362

In Dark Elf lands the punishment for calling a monster a hag is to be given lashings equivalent in number to her age.

>> No.35240382

>>35240362
Wouldn't this just prove the accusation right?

>> No.35240417

>>35240382
It is not a matter of whether she is a hag but of men, especially the young ones, needing to be taught manners.

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35240459

Is this some kind of ghost?

>> No.35240501
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>>35240356
Wonderland logic

>> No.35240567

>>35240501
This is not what i meant by big ass pizza.

>> No.35240573

>>35240320
What is that bicorn gonna do with that corn?
I don't like the look on her face.

>> No.35240595
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35240595

After getting plastered you ended up drunk-dialing a monster girl.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
What happened then?

>> No.35240611 [DELETED] 

>>35240314
>what did he mean by this

>> No.35240620
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>>35240314
>what did he mean by this

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>>35240595
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Nurarihyon
What do you mean happened? My wife picked me up and took me home, while bunch of other Yokai had followed us. Nothing unusual.

>> No.35240625

>>35240330
Too busy Vamposting.

>> No.35240627

>>35240620
Milkslime that looks like a cat?

>> No.35240741
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>Yesss, let the monsters in, experience their pleasures in flesh and sweat>
>Why deny it when you can feel reeeally good, instead of feeling cold, lonely, and bitter?
>Ufufufu, poor thing, you've never felt a woman's touch. Let this monster show you something better in every way~
>Humans really are the best, especially when they moan and gasp in utter ecstasy, mating with monsters, ahaha!
>Oh, if I find a man to make mine, I'd love to make him feel like he has a chance of escaping at first.
>After all, seeing their faces fill with depravity desperation as they succumb to us is just the beeeest!
>My husband would never know life for even a second without my soft, warm, WET, demonic embrace!
>Now then... To find a man. Hmmm...

>> No.35240764

>>35240741
>Demon practicing in the mirror

>> No.35240815

>>35240595
>Wock
I think I get a stern talking to when I wake up from my drunken stupor.

>> No.35240903

>>35240595
>Aspara
>"Got milk? Haha, but seriously, I think your dance moves are cool and stuff."

>> No.35241191
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35241191

Marry the fox

>> No.35241201

>>35241191
Give me a fox.

>> No.35241223
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35241223

>>35241201
Hope you're prepared for fathering a whole football team

>> No.35241240

>>35240764
>Her mom is in the background, taking photos in secret.

>> No.35241245

>>35241223
I probably want to stop at 3 kids, but if she were to whisper into my ears of wanting more children, while letting me huff her fluff, i would totally put even more babies into her.

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>>35241245
That's what foxes do, hope you've got your economy in order

>> No.35241294

>>35240595
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ocelomeh
Time to make like Miguel & Tulio

>> No.35241300

>>35241271
Then i hope, she is ready to have her fluffy parts geting molested everyday.

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>> No.35241340
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Impregnating them will make the rowdy girls shut up(at least for a while). Kiki, get the bindings and the mamono drugs!

>> No.35241360

>>35241340
From what i heard, some of the pregnant mamomo gets even more into breeding sex. Despite knowing she is already been knocked up.

>> No.35241377

>>35241360
Kiki will help me turn those two brats into broodmothers. Then I will reward her with the same!

>> No.35241531

Nazrin is a mouse

>> No.35241583

>>35241531
The science on that one isn't clear.

>> No.35241592
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>>35240320
Are you Man and bold enough to try dating and romancing two very special Wood Elf Sisters?

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>>35241340
It's always a canine...

>> No.35241646

>>35241612
I just thought adding a couple of dogs to the mansion would make it it livelier. Kiki didn't fully approve.

>> No.35241673
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35241673

What rule did she break?

>> No.35241719

>>35241673
Her hound mofu smells

>> No.35241723

>>35241612
I'll take the right but change it to a Cheshire and we'll be good.

>> No.35241756

>>35241673
No rules, just my pelvis

>> No.35241776

>>35241340
Good grief! That Hellhound is naked!

>> No.35241793

>>35240595
>Mershark
I didn't drunk-dial, I blacked out and fell into a river.

>> No.35241799
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>>35240501
How do you save your pizza from Cheshires? I just wanna eat it myself for once, dammit!

>> No.35241806

>>35240595
>Automaton
God damn auto-callers.

>> No.35241813

>>35241673
Monster girls are enforcing Order laws now?

>> No.35241824

>>35241806
>>35240595
Wait, I'm retarded.
If anything, I'd just be in a endless loop with what I think is a auto-voice system where it just keeps asking me very personal questions.

>> No.35241826

>>35240595
>Humpty Egg
Would they even have cell phones?

>> No.35241856

>>35241776
Teaching her to wear clothes is tough.

>> No.35241900

>>35241824
>Call a sex-hot line
>Get a Automaton
>Even her dirty talk sounds like she's trying to inform you about your cars extended warranty

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Trust snakes

>> No.35241992

>>35241972
I only will if she is FAT

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>NTR in the MGE world
>"Ugly Bitches", Order Women and just mature or older women taking away the monstergirls' husband/boyfriend/childhood friend

>> No.35242042

>>35242040
Literally how?

>> No.35242052

>>35241972
Do danger noodles lay eggs in the MGE universe?

>> No.35242054

>>35242040
How about no

>> No.35242058

>>35240320
Please do not reproduce you autistic retards

>> No.35242076

>>35242042
Well... Wouldn't purist human women and or Order girls TRY to keep their men pure and away from monstergirls?

>> No.35242100

>>35242076
I get that part, but after they become a monster girl's husband? Can't see that happen. It's more likely they would be turned into a new monster girl too.

>> No.35242101

>>35242040
>Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.
>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk energy from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often.
No, women don't get cucked. Even human women. Monsters can tell if a man is with a woman (even a human woman) and won't touch him unless they have already fallen in love with him and even then it's a harem where everyone is happy and in love.

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I like One Piece.

>> No.35242124

>>35242040
>However, the lust of an incubus who's kept having sex with monsters will not be satisfied by having sex with anyone other than a monster.
>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

>> No.35242275

Don't forget to tease your waifu in her sleep to see excellent results.
While snuggling, say things like
>I love you so much
>What would I do without you?
>You make me so happy
Results vary from her ears fluttering, a little smile creeping onto her lips, or her hugging you tighter,
Results are even better with girls who have certain appendages like a Jabberwock or Manticore since we all know those have minds of their own. Tentacles and the like may lean in for a little smooch.

>> No.35242396

>>35240595
>Family Index
Oh dear god I did it again. I got so drunk I called or texted every single woman in my contacts list.

>> No.35242417

>>35241340
>the Kikimora is secretly the craziest one out of the bunch

>> No.35242426

>>35240595
>Demon
Um...you can't sign contracts through text right?

>> No.35242429

>>35241673
Both of them stole my heart.

>> No.35242454

>>35242426
You only agreed to a small payment of all your cum every week.

>> No.35242464

>>35242417
You probably have to be a bit crazy to be able to "tame" two brats like that

>> No.35242509

>>35242396
>Drunk text child hood friend
>50-50 if she will come over to stop you from doing something stupid or bring over more beer to get drunk with you
>Your getting some drunk sex either way

>> No.35242533

>>35242454
How small is "small"?

>> No.35242596

>>35240595
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/High_Orc
Guess I call them a bunch of pig girls then.

>> No.35242623
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>>35240320
How much respect or fascination would monstergirls have when a Human woman is super fertile and has lots, LOTS of kids?

>> No.35242667

>>35242623
You're glowing, /tg/.

>> No.35242682

>>35242623
They turn her into a monster girl and let her have give birth to more monster girls for eternity.

>> No.35242693

>>35242533
About what it takes to fill up her womb.

>> No.35242695

>>35242667
How? Don't those fuckers constantly post their Memehammers and MALE knights in shining armor?

>> No.35242735

>>35242695
>monstergirls
>always posts humans

>> No.35242750

>>35242623
>h*man
Post monster girls faggot

>> No.35242809

Imagine an adorable Kobold dancing like this. That smug face is just too cute while she's dancing around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn2ugehR_L4

>> No.35242822

>>35242040
And then they get turned into monster girls.

>> No.35242823
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35242823

I never actually got what huffing fluff meant
Is it literally just burying your face in the mofu and deeply inhaling it?

>> No.35242856

How do I tell my monster wife that I don't think I can handle another kid, we already have 40 of them.

>> No.35242877

>>35242856
Don't worry, your oldest kids can help you take care of their little siblings.

>> No.35242888

>>35242856
Use reverse psychology and tell her you want loads more kids.
That'll work for sure.

>> No.35242954
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35242954

>>35242823
Basicly yes.

>> No.35243095

>>35242040
Who the fuck let the Bicorn in here

>> No.35243117

>>35243095
Probably your wife.

>> No.35243164

>find out your androgynous childhood friend was a succ the entire time
>she somehow managed to hide her massive rack from you all throughout puberty

>> No.35243187

>>35243164
Magical dimensional bras man...
They are fucking cheating.

>> No.35243350

>>35242623
They are for impregnating during or after monsterization.

>> No.35243381

Imagine the standard "have princess from evil dragon" being just a ploy for the princess to set the dragon (who is into knights) up with someone

>> No.35243384

>>35241673
>>35241813
Plot twist, it’s the fox that’s the delinquent

>> No.35243427

>>35243381
Like in DoraYome that the dragon attacked the city to find the courageous knight to marry?

>> No.35243430

>>35243381
This has been imagined often.

>> No.35243449

>>35242877
How long before your oldest start to demand kid on her won so you have to start forcing the shy kid next door to finally get some?

>> No.35243487

>>35243430
Didn't remember the princess ever playing matchmaker

>> No.35243506

>>35241340
! !

>> No.35243710

>>35243506
Given generations of monstergirls and all that, would hit me more awkward for her to meat you're parents or the inlaws?

>> No.35243764

>>35243710
Whoops, didnt mean to quote

>> No.35243772
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35243772

Feel the eel

>> No.35243777

>>35243772
Would caress her a lot

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>> No.35243817
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>>35240320
Mofu in a cup.

>> No.35243832

>>35241191
Foxes are tricky, and not to be trusted. They are worse than elves and fairies.

>> No.35243893
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35243893

>>35243817

>> No.35243922

>>35243817
Looks tasty.

>> No.35243953
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35243953

>Fortune teller tells you of your future
>You’re going to be raped by a hag hellhound with a fetish for virgins
>The only way to avoid this future is by losing your virginity
>Thankfully she’d be more than willing to help you
What do you do anon

>> No.35243965

>>35243953
Cannot fight future.
Fate is fate.
I find the hellhag with a virign fetish and tell her I love her with all my heart.

>> No.35243974

>>35243953
>fortune teller is a hag hellhound in obvious disguise
>but you're too intimidated to point it out

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>>35240320

>> No.35243979

>>35243953
"Really? You'll help me find a lonely dragon to marry?"

>> No.35243987
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35243987

>>35243832
classic prank

>> No.35243988

>>35243974
My thoughts exactly.

>> No.35244171

>>35243977
Return the slab

>> No.35244172

>>35243987
What in the name of Eros is happening to her chest?

>> No.35244185
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>>35240320
Woof

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Do unicorns only stay unicorns if the guy is a total virgin or can he do everything but stick his dick in and still count as a virgin

>> No.35244204

>>35244172
Saggy haggy

>> No.35244207

>>35241240
>her grandmom is in the other closet taking photos of both

>> No.35244287
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35244287

Do monsters still tell their children if they misbehave pre-DL monsters will get them or do just tell them potential husbands aren't going to like girls who don't eat their veggies?

>> No.35244297

>>35240595
>hornet
the call horny hornet's been waiting for

>> No.35244371

>>35244287
>Momster telling her daughter if she doesn't go to bed the bogeyman will take her away in the night
It's essentially just the equivalent of a parent threatening to send their kid to live with their aunt

>> No.35244389

>>35244287
No, they scare them with stories about human women.

>> No.35244401

>>35244389
ebin meme Xd

>> No.35244432

>>35240595
>Hakutaku
Oh boy, wait till she hears about my drunken laments and ramblings about how I became a college dropout because my high-school was easy as shit to get straight A's in and never learned how to study and curse how there's no good night classes for me to take to finish and get degree now that I want to go back.

>> No.35244433

>>35243381
>"have princess from evil dragon"
You're gonna impregnate the evil dragon with a princess?

>> No.35244441

>>35244371
>I stayed up one night and my mom got mad, and she said:
>You're living with aunt bogey in Hug-Air

>> No.35244450

>>35243922
No eating!

>> No.35244462

>>35243893
Muffle fluffle.

>> No.35244472

>>35244450
Just a tiny lick. Though wouldn't mind watching her sleep either.

>> No.35244530

I'm trying to think of what monsters would take their husbands names and which ones wouldn't. I know any monster would if their husband wanted it enough but it's still fun to ponder
>Dominant like Amazon/Ocelomeh
Definitely not. Culture does not permit it
>Nobility like Pharaoh/Vampire
Could happen with enough coaxing. May have to compromise by having a double surname like Spanish royalty
>Normal monsters like Demon/Werewolves/etc
Probably but depends on what the norm is where they met/got married. So on Earth they likely would but in a Demon Realm like Royal Makai it may go the other way
>Subservient monsters like Kikimora/Umi-Osho
Definitely, although certain exceptions may exist like with the monsters of normal dispositions above

>> No.35244560

>>35244172
Aurora Borealis

>> No.35244587
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>>35244287
>Missy if you eat all the veggies then the powerful Ulthuani Griffons from before our grace the Demon Lord came to be will snatch you up in your sleep.

>> No.35244599

>35244587
Kill yourself WHfag

>> No.35244646

>>35244441
>Hug-Air
That place sounds terrifying and ripe for misspeaking hug as hag to dab on the CCs

>> No.35244681
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What flavor of whey protein should I make the pentagram out of to summon a buffcubus

>> No.35244713

>>35244681
Semen of course, the number one protein supplement according to the onis on /fit/

>> No.35244728

>>35244172
She's a saggy old hag.

>> No.35244743

>>35244681
I don't know, but blueberry gets you a buff Demon specifically.

>> No.35244754

>>35244646
>Hug Air
>Named after the countless CC and mature monsters who get dabbed on frequently by local madlads
>"Hey I think you're very pretty lady"
>Blushing Yeti goes to hug this anon
>He dashes away and continues "For a dried up ovary old hag!"
>Fuming yeti getting red while her hug falls on, you guessed it, nothing but air

>> No.35244832
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>>35244754
That would be funny but what's funnier is thinking you can run from a pent-up yeti that just got blue-ovaried out of her hug

>> No.35244845

>>35243953
>you will never be the slave boy to a rich hellhound hag.
Trapped in her bedroom for at least a week or two!

>> No.35244853

>>35244646
I think it sounds more like an airline

>> No.35244861

Top 10 Worst Monster Girls, go.

>> No.35244864

>>35244530
>this turns the kiki on

>> No.35244889

>>35244190
Do Unicorns like it when their husband slaps their ass and pulls on their tail?

>> No.35244894
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Need me an eldritch monstrosity to cook for

>> No.35244901

>>35244861
Your waifu
Your waifu
>>35244845's waifu
Your waifu
Your waifu
Your mother
>>35244845's mother
>>35244185
Your waifu

>> No.35244923
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>>35244861
literally any slime

>> No.35244929
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What is it that make Kobolds the sweetest little cuties?

>> No.35244932
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>>35244864
>signing her daughters up for school
>cums when she writes mastahs surname down behind theirs
>has to sit down after signing a document with her own full name
Silly kikis

>> No.35244959

The order is protecting humanity. The demon lord will eventually subjugate and enslave humanity through different means

>> No.35244965

>>35244932
UNGH
That's a MEATY Kiki

>> No.35244981

>>35244929
Being a headpat sluts and good girls.

>> No.35245010

>>35244959
>enslaved/led by superior beings that fucking love your species
Yes please

>> No.35245029

>>35244981
Yeah but all felid and canid mamono are headpat sluts.

>> No.35245033

>>35244743
Where did you hear that?

>> No.35245041

>>35245029
Hmm... True. I don't know what to say that is unique to them. Maybe that they are generally shorty too?

>> No.35245049

>>35244929
The puppi cunni!

>> No.35245082
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>>35244923
No bulli.

>> No.35245085

>>35245041
You're saying you want to fuck midgets?

>> No.35245104
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>>35245029
That just makes better to have the both of them around!

>> No.35245112

>>35245085
I would. Tall or midgets, i love monster girls.

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>>35240320

>> No.35245143

>>35244929
They're the most innocent of all monstergirls.

>> No.35245197

>>35244929
I just want to take her to McNuki's and get her a Big Momma Meal and watch as people seethe as they wish they could have such a little cutie sit in their lap and eat a hamburger.

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>>35245197

>> No.35245312

>>35245104
*makes it better
Sorry.

>> No.35245335

I'm addicted to monster girls.

>> No.35245406
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>>35245335
Aren't we all, anon

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>>35245335
Good.

>> No.35245628

>>35245335
>>35245406
I’m not, I can quit whenever I want

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35245671

I love smug foxes.

>> No.35245844
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35245844

If you think you can escape from dark elves by going to Zipangu you are sorely mistaken.

>> No.35245872

>>35245844
What if I go to Zipangu looking for Dark Elves

>> No.35245895

>>35245844
The Underdark connects everywhere!

>> No.35245904

>>35244530
>explaining to a slime/greenworm/dorome the concept of a surname

>> No.35245919

>>35245265
I would be there to stop that and keep Kobold's smile alive and well

>> No.35245932

>>35245671
What does she have to be smug about? She only has one tail and one stocking!

>> No.35245934

>>35245844
I want to be her servant/tongue-slave/daki though!

>> No.35246008

>>35245844
>It's over, Anon!
>My stand, 「How do you want me」 has already touched your dick!

>> No.35246100

>>35244530
What about Shogs?

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>> No.35246156
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35246156

More info on Alternate Britain from FGO:
>fairies naturally feel better with a human nearby. Without even learning a person’s species is human they are naturally more hospitable, want to socialize, offer their help, play together etc.
>all fairies have a purpose. Losing their name and purpose causes the fairy to deteriorate over the years. Their health appears off and they become more forgetful.
>even those nameless fairies like humans. A certain nameless fairy appears in the story. Being thanked and helping her was enough she wanted to pay back even without having a roof over her head and wanted to give (You) blessings of fortune. She lost that power though and still being treated well in spite of that was what she considered the first good thing that happened to her in centuries
>Nameless Fairies are scorned by society, fearing they could spread this like a disease
>all fairies are fascinated by human culture. Human goods are sold at a high price
>reason for that is because being naturally stronger, durable and nearly immortal made them have no need to develop our architecture and objects. So with their longer life they find us fun and our behavior cool
>it’s to the point they even built cathedrals while lacking the concept of God and religion. In fact explaining the use some of those things have is considered valuable information to the fae. At the story an Inn owner is very thankful to be explained the purpose of so many rooms in an inn for example.
>this seems to extend to sports as well. Fairies find creative plays like “hitting a ball with your head” really cool.
>since humans are so rare they don’t make the connection straight away that a human may be nearby and the cause for them to feel better. Fairies don’t need to eat and they care more about appearance than taste, just like how they copied human culture
>the Queen Morgan selects villages with humans herself, so countryside have few to none. Faeries from there finding a human is considered a miracle and extremely good fortune. They want to give the best reception ever, using hearsay on what could please one, hunting more and more monsters to make better food etc.
>but this escalates to yandere levels like locking one in the best building of the village for protection and giving feasts every hour.

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>>35246100
Probably best that she take your last name given the fact that just hearing hers would make you insane

>> No.35246167

>>35246100
She's going to have a hard time giving up the surname A̶̧̨̛̛̝͕̻̞̱̙̠͚̠̻̘̪͎̙̺̪̩͔͙͇̮̞̪̮̹͓̐̆̄̌͆͋̎̀̐̃͛̌̏̊̂̈̒̿̄͐͌̃̍̂͆͑͆̀͋̂ͅk̴̨̨̧̨̧̨͇̮͕͎͈͈͔̥̟̹͎̭̪̺̗̟̳̜̼̗͍̩͇̜̖̖͖͈̦̗̼̭̏̆͑̀̏̌̒̇̏̈́͛̓͐̊͂͂͂̎̿̃̊̋̽͑̎̒̍̈́̆͗͋̽̊͊̄̆̋̔̏͛͒͛̔̏̕̚͝ͅd̴̡̡̨̦̙̼͚̣̰̣̖̦͍̫͕̹̝̞͖̖͎̠̟̟̳̠͔͊͐̿͋͋͋͌͜͜͝͝n̴̡̬̜̬͍̬̩̙̤̗͚̰͍̮̗͓͖̥͖͉̟̻̺͉͍̥͓͎̺͋̎̇́͋̾́̈́̀̌͆̌̉̄̀̃̀̎̋͌̔̓̊̋̐͜ͅę̶̢̨̡̢̨̛̩̳̯͚̦͚͈̝͔̬̙̻̙̭̙̗͓̺̟͙̣͇͚̠͇͇̺͙͓͎̹͉̩̠̫̺͆̈̓͋͑̿͆̍̐͑̈́͒̓̊͆͛͆̃͑̔͘̚͜͜͝͝͠ͅų̵̡̡̛̛̛͇̼̤͎͇̖̮̬̤͕͉͕̩̩̫͚̜͓̣͈̻͉̰͓̫͋̈́̂̍͋̄́̌̽͑͗̋̽͌̈́̈́̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͠ͅk̷̡̧̭̱͓͈͍̠͖͙͉͎̫̗̘͉͉͉̝̥͇͕̰̽̾̿̑̌̽́̒̏͐̿͛͛͗̒͋̊̌̋̑͌̈́͑̔̏̓͛̂̍̃̓̋͛̓͑̿̊̕͘͝ͅǎ̶̧̡̨̨̨̡̛̟͕͙̮̝͉̦͉̦̻̖̻̻͈̟̯̦̣̣̹͖̪̜̥̞̥̣͍̺̩̫̹̥̙͛̑͒̈́̌̔̊̐̆͌̌̊̿̃͗͆̂̈̋͆͌̊̿̽̕̚̚̚̕͘͜͝͝k̴͉̭̯̘͚̠͈̣̩̙̪̠͖͍͚͓͍̥̏̄̈́̏͐̊́͒̄̎͌̓͌̓́̀̒́̈́͒͂́̇̑́̓̽̀̇̈́̈́͘͘͘͠͝͝͝͝z̴̧̛̙̯͓̣̪̜͈̼̱̫̘͍̥̻̞͙̞̣̬̋̊̂̾̈͋̈́̽̿͐̽͐̀̃͗̎̿̃͛̋̄͊͜͝͝͠ͅj̵̢̧̡͙͇͔̱͚͔̱̝̼̤̬̤̣̤͔͇̗͍̜̱̮͙̪̦͕͚̟͚̜̟̼̈́̓ͅr̷̢̛͕̯̖̖̩̣̘̎̈́̉̽͗̆͑̐̆̿̆̍͊̐͜͝m̸̡̧̡̡̧̧̨̛͍̭̘̦̠͇͎͕͉̰͈͎̟̙͔̬̞̩̜̫̣̳͍͓̫͔̬̣̺̼̈̐̆́̓̽́̎͐̈́̽̄̾͗̽͆̓́͂̈̈́̓̓̍͋̊̆̎̆͆͑̈͘̕̕͘͝͝ͅw̶̞͂͊̏͊́̐̿͒̐͂̿̉̽͂͛̾͑͐́̿͋͒́͌̃̇̍̆͆̋̈̔̔́̽͂͒̓̄̈́̎̕̕̕͘͠͠͝͝l̸̡̗͈̞̘̟̳͔̬̭̱̦͍͎͉͎̎̏̐̍͒̔̐̕͠͝a̶̡̦͉̼͍͎̱͉̝̹̳̘̟̠͐̈́̆̈́̀̍̍̔̏̄͘͠ͅį̷̢̨̜̭̦̗͍̣͈̯̺̰̩̰̫̩̮̻͈̹̼̹̂́͌̓͐̌͒̐̌̍̀̈́̿̍̽̇͋́̐̉̋̎͛́̓̎̈̀̓͌̌́̓́̆̇̾̄̿̄̕͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̠̦͓̩͇̖̫̫̗̂̑͛̉̈́͌͋͛͛̏̓͐̏̄̉͂͝͝͝͠ͅn̷̨̬͙̤̳̘̹̥̟̬̪̠͔̗̰͉̏̓̿͌͒͗̇̇̔͋̃̾̄̄͘̕ͅw̸̧̨̡̡̨̨̧̛̫͈͚̥̫̝̤͔̤͈̳̹̦̹̗̣̯͓̮̘̯̯͙̙̗̦̤̹̯̭̭̙̬͙̻̬̑̆͊̎͐͋̏̇͊̋̈́͑͑̋̿̍̐͊͂̏̎̋̈́̓̋̇͛̈́̀̾̕͘͘͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅ , but anythijg for mastah I suppose

>> No.35246192

>>35246156
Wrong thread? I think type-moon general is a couple threads over.

>> No.35246202

>>35246157
>>35246167
>THEY'RE DOGS! AND THEY'RE PLAYING POKER!
Quote from mastah who asked his meido for her surname

>> No.35246207

>>35246129
god imagine the cuddles

>> No.35246389
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>>35246156
>The Queen has a tight control over human birthrates (though ambiguous if she is purposefully keeping them at a constant level on purpose or actually wants to increase the levels)
>humans may gain their independence but even then it seems they need a fairy guard/master constantly. Masterless humans are taken to the kingdom.
>Only fairies of high nobility can have a human servant. A girl having to pose as (You)r master is not much different from being nobility, a dream from countryside fairies
>all fairies have to pay an existence tax, a quantity of magic so high it can even kill weaker ones. Those that can’t pay are erased. This is why many fairies flee to the Nameless Village
>fairies that deteriorate over time become monsters called Mors. If a Mors attacks another fairy, they become Mors too. The Queen’s knights can fight against them. This along other calamities is why most of the kingdom still bows to her in spite of the existence tax and tight control she has of human population
>this why countryside faeries consider finding a human such good fortune and can escalate to fighting out and killing each other for one. Some fairies only care about having a human independent of dead or alive, parts or complete. Others do care for their wellbeing which leads to infighting
>they are also divided in clans with similar appearances to our mythical creatures like werewolves, elves, dwarves etc. Rivalry is small in distant villages. More intense closer to the castle.
>regardless of how they treat a human, all fairies are willing to murder each other for their goals
>>35246192
I thought the culture of the yandere fairies was interesting. That’s why I only restricted to that worldbuilding and won’t post the plot itself.

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The smug monster girl's greatest fear

>> No.35246439
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>>35241340
Nothing a ball gag won't solve. Their paws can't even unclasp it.

>> No.35246501

>>35246202
I want shoggy to whisper sweet R'lyehian nothings into my ear until my brain leaks out.

>> No.35246544
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>>35246501
The rusted chains of the prison moons are shattered by the sun

>> No.35246599

>>35243953
Time to show her my flames of passion burn brighter than hers

>> No.35246610
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>>35240320
Have sex with fairies.

>> No.35246656
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>>35246610
Based

>> No.35246658

>>35246610
If Navi looked like that I never would've even left the starting village

>> No.35246756

>>35246439
Take away her beanpad. That'll teach her.

>> No.35246773

Is wonderland a high-level area?

>> No.35246780

>>35246439
Ball gag and breeding. In the new "breeding chamber" room kiki-san has set up for some reason

>> No.35246801

>>35246100
You seem to be confused. She took mastahs surname before his first ancestor to carry that name did

>> No.35246804
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>>35246207
You're gonna get loved.

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>>35246192
Nah.

>> No.35246846

>>35246804
god I wish that were me
Just have girl twice my size with biceps and boobs bigger than my head to just squeeze me tight
Maybe give me a playful noogie or two

>> No.35246881

>>35246846
same, expect I want to molest her and play with her body

>> No.35246895

>>35246405
>Smug ushi says she’ll give you a 30 second head start to run
>Use your time to instead walk towards her and make out with her
>Thirty seconds pass and you stop kissing her
>Ask her what she’s going to do to you now that she caught you

>> No.35246903
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>>35240320

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>>35246846
You too, can comfort a lonely youkai hag.

>> No.35246924

>>35246914
Well, I was born for that

>> No.35246932

>>35246914
Hugs and noogies aside.
All I need is a woman whose eyes I can look into and genuinely smile.

>> No.35246981
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>>35246826
>190cm
>120 fucking kilos

>> No.35247004

>>35246981
and 4 foot bust

>> No.35247042

>>35246981
>weight of the world
>your wife is the world to you
good husband

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I believe in angel supremacy

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>>35244929
>Kobold
The soft mans choice in wife that can't handle a big strong Wan woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUVGrUTE-Q

>> No.35247143

Oh no, you have just been hit by a shotafiying beam and your waifu walks in, what happens next?

>> No.35247144
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>>35247055
Based

>> No.35247183
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>>35247143

>> No.35247188

>>35247055
well, I don't

>> No.35247194

>>35240595
>Hakutaku
I imagine I would spend the whole night rambling about that philosophical article I wrote recently. Then Mrs Haku would use all the info to find said article, look up my contact data, stalk and then SHAG ME.

>> No.35247204

>>35247194
She's British?

>> No.35247206

>>35240595
>alarune
talking to a plant has never been better

>> No.35247256
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35247256

>>35247055
nice

>> No.35247259

>>35247055
I believe in dark angel supremacy

>> No.35247263

>>35240595
>Gandhvara
either picked up a scam call and asked her out over the phone, or did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k&ab_channel=Psiaken

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>>35247076
>not wanting to visit an adorable little Kobold with a sweet voice in her bakery and buy all the delicious bread she's been working so hard on making to see the cute smile on her face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGYu6Kj3bL0

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>>35247055

>> No.35247310

>>35247259
isn't that just a demon (fallen angel)

>> No.35247319

>>35247055
gimme an angel mommy gf

>> No.35247328

>>35247310
No, she says she's an angel and that she needs to suck me off every day to draw out the sin from me.
I believe every word this angel tells me.

>> No.35247336

>>35247183
>>35247143
Same and with Seaport Hime too. Or trying to dominate her as she tends to be quite submissive too. Either way i love to get under her sweaters.

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>>35247275
Nah I prefer visiting the heckhound with a angry voice in her fried chicken restaraunt.

>> No.35247353

>>35247055
why does she tell me I need to sleep naked with her to be free of sin?

>> No.35247356

>>35247328
Sicko

>> No.35247396

>>35247055
why do you?

>> No.35247498

Can you milk the undead

>> No.35247510
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>>35240320

>> No.35247519

Is there requirements for monsters to detect someone as taken? Like if newly formed couple has not done anything physical not even hugging or holding hands.

>> No.35247525

>>35247356
I'm not sick, she already made me fuck her so I didn't become a sinning sicko.

>> No.35247539

I dont want to be a shota i just want my wife to be freakishly big

>> No.35247542

>>35247519
>New couple
>Hasn't fucked yet
Technically if your wife hasn't seen you yet, then she's not really your wife.

Unless you have some soulmate fuckery going on. In which case it's immediately subconsciously evident to other monsters.

>> No.35247552

>>35247498
Yes

>> No.35247561

>>35247552
hows the milk tho, and can I get a wight to milk her?

>> No.35247575

>>35247542
So human girl can get cucked if they go slow by human standards.

>> No.35247576
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>>35247539
That is what i love the most about Seaport Hime. i'm generally in for height difference being on either end, but it's mostly her and MGE Onis that are usually drawn bigger than male adults.

>> No.35247587

Is having kids mandatory for monsters? I dont think id ever want to be a parent.

>> No.35247606

>>35247561
Milk is naturally ice cold and a little unnaturally sweet, not too much, but it certainly tastes rich, but not as thick or rich as holstaur milk, rather it slides down the throat like refreshing icewater. There's a lot of overlap in the flavour profile with the milk from ice type monstergirls, but undead milk is more mellow, less sharp and has a complex but subtle aftertaste, like a mix between black roses and pomegranate.

I guess if you ask nicely.

>> No.35247616

>>35247587
You don't really love your waifu if you don't want to impregnate her.

>> No.35247625

>>35246389
I want to be torn apart by human-crazy possessive fairies.

>> No.35247640

What if instead of waiting for an MG to pounce on me, i jump on her and eat her out? How would they react?

>> No.35247645

>>35247587
It's an inevitability, monster girls don't use protection.

>> No.35247650

>>35247587
Just wear condoms bro. She totally won't poke holes in them.

>> No.35247697

>>35247650
what would a monster do if she caught YOU poking holes in the condoms?

>> No.35247713

>>35247650
Totally wouldn't the condom burst from the endless amount of semen one would shoot out after marrying a mamomo.

>> No.35247722

>>35247606
I am going to an undead gala and gonna yell I want to drink undead milk

>> No.35247733

>>35247650
or somehow your pp can't fit condoms

>> No.35247735

Its all fun and games till your rival reveals her 'shameful secret' pulls off her binding eyepatch and turns into a monster girl of some sort.

Stupid polymorphic magics.

>> No.35247738

>>35247645
Use magic the moment after climax to teleport your nut into the trash.

>> No.35247770

>>35247256
>Tumblr nose
Anon...

>> No.35247804

>>35247733
>Get a demon wife
>She somehow allows the use of condoms in the contract
>So you can use them however much you like
>You had to give up a lot for it to be added
>She did put in a clause that you can only have medium condoms though
>They fit you perfectly, so not sure why she put it in there
>Fast forward some time
>Your dick won't fit the condoms anymore
>Turns out she's a size queen and your dick has almost tripled in size
>And she's going to use her "cock worship" for some extra fun time
>Damn demons and their plans

>> No.35247819

I want a haku, what do I do?

>> No.35247824

>>35240595
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Tsurara-onna
Not exactly on-profile, but I felt inspired. What if something turned her ferociousness into a bitter self-defensive tsunderocity? An icy hedgehog dilemma?
>Noticed CC neighbor when I first moved in, instant crush
>But she turns out to be a massive shut-in and angrily shot down any attempt to catch conversation the times she does leave the house
>It's not like she was married and lost her husband in a freak accident, I'd asked the other neighbors, she's just a bitter virgin
>Practically a monster incel, who knew that was even possible
>Ridiculous

>Realize bro's winegoat gf lied about the alcohol content of this....
>can't remember what it is, keep drinking it anyway
>'s good shit, after all
>start getting horny and thinking about stupid sexy icemachine next door
>Call her up
>She angrily demands to know how I got her number (thanks based squirrelgirl), curses me out, then hangs up before I get two words in
>Think about just going over and forcing my way through her dumb prickly defensiveness with a little direct action
>fuck it, I'm gonna do it
>what's the worst she could do, FREEZE me?
>everyone knows monster magick doesn't kill people so whatever
>it'll be worth it

>How the fuck does her yard still have 6" of snow, it's been a fucking week since the storm, everyone else's yards are clear by now
>oh, right. ice magick
>giggle to myself
>Almost slip and fall on last step up to the porch, fuck
>Right myself and start ringing the doorbell
>Nothing
>Keep ringing
>Hear a door slam inside the house, approaching footsteps
>Ring faster
>Door whips open
>Icy Death Glare is wearing nothing but a too-loose robe, barely closed at the front
>"what. the fuck. do you WAN-"
>Suddenly slip and fall into the doorway..

Ending A
>...right on top of her
>Drunken declaration of lust, then basically molest the resistance out of her until she turns the tables

Ending B
>...blacking out on impact with the floor
>Wake up naked, blindfolded, limbs tied to bedposts in a freezing-cold room
>"Well, well, well... whatever your original intentions were, even I could hardly refuse such a, Helpless prize, when it throws itself through my doorway..."

>> No.35247836

>>35247819
Be dumb and need teaching.

>> No.35247847
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35247847

>>35247770
tumble these nuts in your mouth

>> No.35247862

>>35247836
where would be the place with the most hakus

>> No.35247886

>>35247847
>>35247256
These aren't so bad, in the nose department. i feel like they are in totally acceptable

>> No.35247942

>>35247804
I would feel betrayed, they knew your intention, you gave up on other issues in order for them to allow it and then you still lose out on it. Seems kinda rude.

>> No.35247958

>>35247836
but I am not dumb, so can I impress one by knowing science

>> No.35248072

>>35240595
>Syclla
I ordered some calamri to "eat"

>> No.35248083

>>35247958
Then you wouldn't need her tutelage.

>> No.35248115

What are some good ads to put on 4monsters?

>> No.35248124

>>35248115
Nid waif col me

>> No.35248142

Would mons assume everyone else is a mon and need dick pics to prove otherwise?

>> No.35248170

>>35247256
>>35247847
Even after these years I still want to fuck both.

>> No.35248179

>>35247561
It's like a soft cheese. The kind you get in tubes or occasionally sachets.

>> No.35248180

>>35248142
Yup, would imagine if a male anon chimed in some thread, there will be a torrent of replies saying show dick or gtfo

>> No.35248201
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sizzle sizzle

>> No.35248214
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35248214

Me on the right.

>> No.35248241

>>35248201
That is a slim looking Saloli

>> No.35248246

Remember, to defeat dragons, lizard men, and salamanders, call their tails fat and heavy

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>>35248201
Oh yeah! Time to grill!

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>>35240320

>> No.35248308

>>35248303
SILLY HATS

>> No.35248332

>>35247824
Aw yeah, love it when Anon gets drunken confidence and breaks through a cute girl's icy exterior.

>> No.35248419
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>>35240320

>> No.35248442

Would you allow your wife to experiment on you?

>> No.35248454
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What's the best way of telling if a Demon is really just an Elf wearing cosplay horns?

>> No.35248455
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>>35248442
I'm not sure what sort of experiments she would even do on me

>> No.35248472

>>35244861
Fuck outta here with your negativity.
Top 10 Best Monster GIrls, go.

>> No.35248503
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35248503

>>35248442
I don't have a choice.

>> No.35248511

>>35248455
I dunno, a controlled diet to see if she can make your sweat taste certain ways?

>> No.35248515

>>35248503
what were your favorites?

>> No.35248528

>>35248511
I subsist solely on her mana, spit, and spice. I refuse to consume anything else.

>> No.35248532
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35248532

>>35240595
Night Gaunt
>right time for her to get a booty call

>> No.35248552

>>35248528
I consume at least a gallon of my wife milk, a pound and a half of meat, and whatever carbs a day

>> No.35248588
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35248588

Do men have a harem of hellhounds or is the man the packs bitch breeder?

>> No.35248609

>>35248588
Chew toy.

>> No.35248623
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35248623

>>35240595
A Nurarihyon
>well, Im set.
>dont usually go for girls who smoke, but everything else is good

>> No.35248643

>>35240595
>Holst
Well, mommy milkies here I come,
Also might have maybe asked for the oldest one there and was very explicit with my desire to sexually bully her and make my hag wife

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>>35240320

>> No.35248669

>>35240595
>Kejourou
Looks like I have a cute, long haired wife now.

>> No.35248703
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>>35240595
I'm definitely about to be taken advantage of

>> No.35248713

>>35240595
>Rata
called her saying I have pics of spiderman committing crimes

>> No.35248716
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>>35248623
It's magical smoke so no one gets lung cancer or COPD.

>> No.35248722
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>>35246826
>>35246981
>same specs of a Rhydon

>> No.35248768
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>>35246389
Funny when you remember canonically by this franchise, semen is one of the best fluids with mana density that a human can produce second only to blood. It's a miracle they didn't go all hentai route draining people or Morgan starting a decree forbidding humans from masturbating and having personal noble fairies to relieve people

>> No.35248794

What are good pranks to play on dragons?

>> No.35248799

>>35248794
Replace their gold with chocolate coins

>> No.35248802
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35248802

>>35240320
What would you do to a sleeping fox?

>> No.35248825

Can y'all fucking stop it with the SPOILERS?

>> No.35248830

>>35248802
put her in her bed, tuck her in, and go sleep somewhere in another room

>> No.35248837

>>35248768
Remember to mana-transfer with ghosts and spell-casting waifus

>> No.35248840

>>35248837
This but dragons

>> No.35248860

>>35248840
Gonna slap a dragons ass, then hide in plain sight and do it again

>> No.35248864
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>>35248802
Touch. That. Fluffy. Tail.
And deal with the consequences regardless of how literally fucked I am

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35248868

>>35248860

>> No.35248873

>>35248840
>Eager Vritra noises.

>> No.35248877

>>35248825
no

>> No.35248883

>>35248802
Either picking her up and place her in bed or just put a blanket over her. Maybe gently brushing her tail or caressing her head too.

>> No.35248897

>>35248825
Sorry, I can't understand your accent.

>> No.35248921

>>35248768
pretty sure fairies are not looking for means for prana but the contact and interactions with human itself. like faes in folklores where Seelie courts who want to help and serve humans and Unseelie courts who want to bully/harass humans

>> No.35248933

>>35246156
Does this mean we are going to get a bunch of yandere fairy doujins?

>> No.35248936

>>35248802
sleep right beside with a note saying, free hubby

>> No.35248943
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35248943

>>35248201
The enemies in the starting zone are too cute.

>> No.35248946

>>35248532
>Night Gaunt sitting by her gothic rotary-dial telephone anxiously waiting for her Beau to call

Cute!

>> No.35248966

>>35240595
>creeping coin
The last time I got drunk was when I thought I lost $5k on the stock market

>> No.35248967

>>35248943
then what about the end level zone?

>> No.35248968

>>35248921
Oh no, definitely most of them don't care for the mana, just for the interactions, culture, being helpful etc.
Though considering the existence tax Morgan forces her fairy subjects to pay, makes me wonder if there is a grand goal or need for a lot of mana.

>> No.35249034

>>35240595
>Ochimusa
How the fuck did I manage to call a zipangese number and how does an Ochimusa have a phone?

>> No.35249039

>>35248794
Tell her you want her to transform into her dragon form and shove your entire body into her giant lizard vagina.
Then when she looks at you like some kind of weirdo you laugh and tell her it was just a joke. No one would really want that.

>> No.35249045

>>35240595
>Barometz
She hops on down to administer her very own special 'chaser'

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>>35248967
Also cute.

>> No.35249070

>>35249057
but are they very sexy?

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>>35249070
The too cute starting zone enemies are also too sexy.

>> No.35249121

>>35240595
>Jabberwock
How? and probably called her a doughron, and also asked for some milk as well, gave her my address and left the door open

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>>35240320

>> No.35249155

I need monster girl milfs now, I need them

>> No.35249193
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>>35249130
I made the mistake of visiting the local onsen while a P'Orc war party was using it. Now I smell like steamed pork buns.

>> No.35249210
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35249210

>>35240320

>> No.35249215

>>35249193
should've porked the p'orcs

>> No.35249225 [SPOILER] 
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35249225

posting some fresh OC, even if it's not that good

>> No.35249242

>>35249225
is gud
post more

>> No.35249244

>>35249225
reminds me I am doing a pic for that new fate wafiu

>> No.35249262

>>35247713
Condoms are made in such a way that even a tiny hole makes it quickly tear apart to make it obvious it has failed.

>> No.35249273

>>35249242
sorry, that's all i've tried to make so far.

>> No.35249277

>>35249273
then make more
is gud

>> No.35249287

>>35249273
keep at it, and make sure you always do something new everyday

>> No.35249315

>>35249225
A lot better than greenworm fag

>> No.35249356
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35249356

>>35249315
Based

>> No.35249367

>>35249277
>>35249287
thanks guys, i will try!
>>35249315
i dunno, greenwormfag tends to draw entire characters instead of close ups. thats way more challenging.

>> No.35249381

>>35249225
This hellhound is too smug for her own good.

>> No.35249389

>>35249315
Well thats rude.

>> No.35249394

>>35248921
Isn't the same in touhou where yokai allow human to live because they need their faith to exist or something?

>> No.35249422

I want to milk a mermaid to see how it tastes

>> No.35249449

>>35248967
You like ender girls?

>> No.35249482

>>35249449
nah, the girls you meet just before fighting the final boss

>> No.35249495

>>35249482
So the Enderwomen you meet before the Ender Dragon girl?

>> No.35249500

>>35248802
Steal gentle kisses and hold her against my body until she wakes up
and ravishes me

>> No.35249517

>>35248802
put fried tofu to her nose and lead her outside of my house

>> No.35249553

>>35249225
H-Hey

>> No.35249571

>>35249315
Hey now.

>> No.35249583

>>35249571
You're all star

>> No.35249594

>>35249394
In their case seems like they can live even centuries without meeting a human, but it's more that the very presence of a human nearby gives them addictive pleasure.

>> No.35249598
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>>35249583
*an all star

>> No.35249644
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Why aren't you ploughing a holstaur?

>> No.35249664

>>35249644
I'm plowing corn, unicorns.

>> No.35249665
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>>35249644
Because she's currently trying to teach me calculus

>> No.35249708

>>35249644
I am looking to milk exotic monster girls

>> No.35249740

>>35249665
If I had a haku teacher I would get Fs cause I would too be busy wanting to f her

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>>35240320

>> No.35249751
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>>35249644
I haven't found one!

>> No.35249763
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35249763

>>35246610

>> No.35249770

>>35249644
Sorry, I am plowing my wife

>> No.35249778

>>35248943
got to capture her now, she will be big help if we can level her up on our adventures.

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>>35240320

>> No.35249789

>>35248588
I feel bad for the anon who hast to deal with 5+ HELLHOUNDS

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>>35249644
I prefer plowing pears over an age gap.

>> No.35249796

>>35249783
boobs literally smaller than canon 0/10

>> No.35249800

>>35249783
Time to lick

>> No.35249810

>>35249783
That elf looks like she should be pregnant. I shall make it so.

>> No.35249820

>>35249778
Dont forget to go to the level 1 dungeon and grab the loli lich and wight, just max out your party with em

>> No.35249828

>>35249793
>what a loser, down after one spell
Little did she know I just wanted to make her even more smug. Now hopefully she will sit on my face.

>> No.35249830

>>35249783
needs to be thiccer

>> No.35249848

>>35249225
Not bad, though the face could use some softening.

>> No.35249849

>>35249810
Placing your newly acquired elf in your mansion "dungeon" and turn her into a broodmother!

>> No.35249853

>>35249793
anon put all his stats into charisma, but only has 1 hit point

>> No.35249856

>>35249763
NO!

>> No.35249870

>>35249856
That fairy is a jerk though

>> No.35249883

>>35249830
yes, thicc is needed, impregnate her

>> No.35249884

>>35249870
Just punish her with your dick. Don't staple her!

>> No.35249892

>>35249884
No she deserves to have nothing nice in her life. An absolute cunt.

>> No.35249894

>>35249793
just a plow to grab her

>> No.35249904

>>35249892
DICK HER ANYWAY!

>> No.35249931

>>35249130
Is she bathing in her clothes?

>> No.35249939

>>35248180
The thread would brake if a pic was posted i would assume.

>> No.35249955
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35249955

>>35249904
No

>> No.35249962

>>35249939
Just thinlk of what would happen if you pulled that on a 4monster /v/ thread

>> No.35249995

>>35249939
it probably would accelerate, actually

>> No.35250004

>>35249962
Would monster jannies care that its a blue-board and delete it or would they keep it up?

>> No.35250021

>>35250004
Depends how thirsty they are

>> No.35250022

>>35249225
>You like hound pussy, don't you Anon

>> No.35250023

>>35250004
Fuck no, they do that shit for free and it would be the only time they see real dick

>> No.35250029

Streamer boy anons make good money off the donations of incel monsters

>> No.35250040

>>35248180
>dick or gtfo
>gb2bedroom lol
>show muscles
>inb4 male anon delivers

>> No.35250045
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>>35250004
Jannies would be corrupt, no rule on porn would be enforced and shitflinging catfights would be comparably to /pol/ in scale and chaos.

>> No.35250050
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35250050

>>35249830
>>35249883

she's already super thicc

>> No.35250061

>>35250050
Not enough

>> No.35250065

>>35250045
how can I tell if my wife a janny?

>> No.35250072

>>35249665
Does she give you a few tugs for every question answered correctly and stops if it's wrong?

>> No.35250076

>>35250045
the only porn would get by is peenor

>> No.35250094

>>35249848
could you elaborate a little on what you mean by softening? i'm all ears for how to get better.

>> No.35250096
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35250096

>>35250065
Does she follow a schedule and demand you fix her hot pockets?

>> No.35250097
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35250097

>"I cast _____!"

>> No.35250108
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35250108

>>35250094
The face is a little too long a bit on the masculine side. It looks good otherwise.

>> No.35250111

>mg nipples get deleted
>human penis remains on the thread
That's how you know you have monster girl jann-

>> No.35250116

>>35250045
I would be the shitposter who would post myself with some sort of helmet on, very sweaty while working out and slowly undressing for (you)s

>> No.35250129

>>35250116
>"sir this is a blue board"

>> No.35250137

>>35250097
>Stun
>Sleep
>Paralysis
>Bind
>Restrain

I'd be that guy that can't calm down without some status condition forcing me to sit still. Lamia and Arachne probably would love me

>> No.35250140

>>35250129
>whats that?

>> No.35250160

>>35250004
They would delete after saving it for themselves

>> No.35250166

>>35249751
...I think I recognize that character

>> No.35250167

>>35250137
And raijus,just a little therapy shock and. . .

>> No.35250168

>>35250097
Greater fertility

>> No.35250182

>>35249820
>party members are a loli salamander and a loli wight in microbikini armor
>you have a constant minor debuff from being distracted

>> No.35250191

>>35250045
I would post my abs covered in oil to see if a janny pins it

>> No.35250192
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35250192

>>35250166
She is just a cute (Yang) cow

>> No.35250215

>>35250097
milfication on myself

>> No.35250223

>>35250192
This is sacrilege, those tits and hips are way too big to fight with

>> No.35250231

>>35250097
something seems off about her proportions but i cant put my finger on what

>> No.35250244
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35250244

>>35250223
She is a Holstaur after all and they don't fight or have any agressive thoughts (without provocation)

>> No.35250259

One good way to troll is to be a tripfag pretending to be a nerdy monster and eventually post a picture of yourself, claiming it's your boyfriend and flexing on all the virgins in the board.

>> No.35250273

>>35250108
I see, gotta try to make the head less long next time then. Thanks!

>> No.35250275

>>35250259
Don't forget to say something stupid as to why the nerdy monster girl got a boyfriend

>> No.35250324

What would happen If I was in the /ic/ board and was acting as a male model for monster girls artists

>> No.35250329

>>35250244
Does yang actually have a lot of cow porn?

>> No.35250352

>>35250324
they would all start drawing nude male bodies, of course

>> No.35250366

which monster girl is the best for the naked apron

>> No.35250373
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35250373

>>35250366
Those with big tails

>> No.35250387

>>35250366
>>35250366
Slimes,i mean,they dont even wear clothing

>> No.35250395

>>35250366
Extra meaty ones.

>> No.35250396

>>35250387
hmm, is this a slime? cause no way could they make it work

>> No.35250413

>>35249751
>>35250192
>>35250244
Cow Yang is the best thing to come out of that series.
>>35250329
I don't know about a lot but there's certainly some good ones as you've seen.

>> No.35250419

>>35250373
What with those black marks? Was she run over by a bike?

>> No.35250423

>>35250387
>>35250396
Shog in particular would do great simulating naked apron.

>> No.35250427
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35250427

>>35250419
Indian tattoos or scales. Probably.
The piercing is likely a spear that was shoved her mouth when she was in dragon form.

>> No.35250429

>>35250413
Breed the cow.
Do it now.

>> No.35250431

>>35250419
they are tattoos,shes supposed to be some evil dragon from indian mythology

>> No.35250436

>>35250366
Human women

>> No.35250439

>>35250192
>>35250244
I only watched a little RWBY but Yang has the perfect personality for a cow.

>> No.35250441

>>35250429
I want to drink from the cow

>> No.35250469
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35250469

>MGC restaurant wars

>Succs have cornered home delivery, especially the pizza industry. They already had tons of methods allowing for instantaneous travel via magic teleportation and it wasn't much to repurpose it all for pizza delivery.
>Ordering from Pizzabus is basically a small-scale demonic contract that promises a delicious pizza in exchange for cash or energy. Deliveries are literally instant.
>Some smaller dine-in gourmet pizza spots exist but almost every major delivery franchise is Succ-run

>The buffet business is a relentless turf war between Onis, Orcs, and Kitsune since they're all good at preparing huge quantities of food. Orcs go for the 'beer and waitresses in thin T-shirts' approach, Onis have enormous barbecue buffets with hard liquor, Kitsunes run more upscale places with more traditional food and live folk-entertainment.
>Devils and Demons use their expertise in emotional care and pleasure to run most popular maid cafes, but there are still many with a variety of species to suit customer tastes.
>Mist Continent Chinese food places don't have the Succ's teleportation convenience but a Hinezumi on a scooter will break as many traffic laws as she needs to get you your fried rice in less than twenty minutes
>If you just want a good old fashioned burger with none of the nonsense there's always Wendi's

>> No.35250473

Does holstaur milk make your boner stronger as well as your bones?

>> No.35250509

>>35250473
I do wonder, which milk would make you the horniest?

>> No.35250510

>>35250469
>Ordering from Pizzabus is basically a small-scale demonic contract that promises a delicious pizza in exchange for cash or energy. Deliveries are literally instant.
I'd be afraid that after getting in the habit of ordering from them I'd fail to notice "...and a loving succubus wife" added on to the usual contract promising me pizza.

>> No.35250520

>>35249763
Mean
>>35250366
Ittan-Momen

>> No.35250532

>>35250520
she is an apron

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>>35240320

>> No.35250558

>>35250549
I swear his vampire waifu must have bicorn blood in her veins

>> No.35250559

>>35250549
I want an echinda momster

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35250598

>>35250469
I would be a regular at the fox girl joint.

>> No.35250603

>>35250469
>The Wacdonalds play place seems to always have Boogies instead of a ballpit

>> No.35250608
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35250608

>>35250473
They do help you have better stamnia, most mgs buy it so they can have longer sex with their husband.
Human girls drinking thick holstaurs milk will be turned into one.
>>35250329
Only ones i posted or at least what i have found on gelbooru.
>>35250439
Body too.
>>35250413
Yep

>> No.35250612

>>35250603
If I was a shota, I so would get married at ten by those boogies

>> No.35250613

>>35250608
Needs a bigger bust for better milk production and storage.

>> No.35250635
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35250635

>>35250613
Magical improvoments can always be made

>> No.35250640

being honest, I have no idea how milk comes from tits. tell me how it happens

>> No.35250649

>>35250635
And we will keep making improvements till she is the bustiest and milkiest cow in the herd.

>> No.35250661

>>35250649
don't forget her ass

>> No.35250662

>Elf and human boy are the same age, they grow up together
>Once it finally clicks for her that he'll die in less than a century while she'll live for thousands of years, she starts researching ways to extend his life
>Gets approached by a Succubus who needles her with questions about why she's researching human lifespans and taunting her by telling her that her efforts are futile
>Elf finally snaps at the Succubus and screams "What else am I supposed to do, then?!"
>The Succubus grins and places a small black orb in the Elf's hand, telling her to swallow it when she gets home and then immediately find the boy she's so enamored with

>> No.35250667

>>35250549
what is she saying?

>> No.35250678

>>35250661
That will come naturally with babyweight.

>> No.35250679
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35250679

>>35250649
It's hard to stop, when you know you can make her even bigger.

>> No.35250686

>>35250679
That it is.
Even better if she gets addicted to it.

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35250694

>>35240320

>> No.35250700

>>35250694
I'm going to challenge her to a children's card game!

>> No.35250707

>>35250694
mommy

>> No.35250708

>>35250694
damn, I popped a boner cause of her, whats her name?

>> No.35250714
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35250714

>>35250686
She definetly enjoys it. Just make sure she remains in a more handable sizes and doesn't outgrow her room.
Also i runout of postable cow Yang pic. Rest are +18.

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>> No.35250725

>>35250662
there's always mermaid blood

>> No.35250740

>>35250708
that's an astaroth probably
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90578050

>> No.35250743

>>35250469
>Onis have enormous barbecue buffets with hard liquor
Just a reminder that any unconscious men will be considered "tips" by the staff at the end of the night.

>> No.35250772

>>35250714
>Hey Anon, arm fell off....So I hate to ask this but I need a HAND with these breasts.
>I Can't place a finger on it but I've had trouble recently with my bust getting a bit out of hand.
>....
>Ok fine, I get one more hand pun then we get down to it

>> No.35250784

>>35250725
Why be a fag when you can coerce desperate women into monsterizing themselves. Her childhood friend paid that Succubus $200 for that.

>> No.35250788

>>35250743
>Ask for a shot of oni whisky
>You look confused as she hands you a shot glass the size of a 7/11 Big Gulp.

>> No.35250807

>>35250662
Hot. Would be willing to take the freight train of lust from my childhood friend.

>> No.35250812

>>35250743
I would stay there without drinking a drop and go with oldest one there

>> No.35250828

Would 4monster have be able to track an anon down just based off a shitty photo.

>> No.35250838

>>35250788
Ask to drink the shot from her mouth go full horny

>> No.35250839

>>35250532
She's also my wife :)

>> No.35250840

>>35250828
most of them are neets, what ya think, dummy?

>> No.35250848

>>35250694
Look at that FAT FUCKING SPADE bros

>> No.35250854

>>35250718
This snake isn’t trustworthy she can climb up there easily

>> No.35250855

>>35250772
Milking her with her detached mechanical arm.

>> No.35250860
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35250860

>>35250828
>>35250840
Careful, there's always a Rata lurking...

>> No.35250861

>>35250662
Newfags here, what's the orb?

>> No.35250868

>>35250694
I see a blue cow

>> No.35250870

>>35250855
>oof, getting pretty handsy today, eh Anon?
And that's when you start the breeding process

>> No.35250885

>>35250718
cute

>> No.35250903

>>35250870
Yep, one handy pun too many. Time to shag the cow.

>> No.35250906
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>> No.35250912

>>35250828
I wonder, would they be able tell if a dude is posting by just his posts?

>> No.35250914

>>35250861
Pure mamono mana, she's corrupting the elf into a monster girl

>> No.35250923

>>35250912
We can identify specific posters already, they probably could if you stuck around too long.

>> No.35250924

>>35250912
His mannerisms?

>> No.35250938

>>35250838
Winder how many different reactions you can get from that request.

>> No.35250939

>>35250694
>shog's first attempt at imitating human anatomy

>> No.35250941

>>35250903
Exactly.
The puns are just to get you frustrated (and for fun) to ensure some long, hard breeding that will leave her womb overstuffed with your 'milk'

>> No.35250945

>anon it's time for your five o'clock ball crushing

>> No.35250955

>>35220043
I dknt get it

>> No.35250965

>>35250923
Would confirmed male anons be harassed you think?

>> No.35250976

>>35250923
You guys are just words to me,
I cant imagine people being behind these posts

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35250980

>>35250965
Teasingly flirted with most likely.
Except for the one that goes turbostalker.

>> No.35250984

>>35250923
Lies and motherfucking slander.

>> No.35250985

>>35250812
>Is there... some other way I can pay you?~
>oni gets flustered, starts going through a list of payment options
>awkwardly sit there while she stammers out the benefits of signing up for a buy 10 get 1 free punch card

>> No.35250986

>>35250854
>tiny snake needs help getting something
>Anon, good natured as he is, decides to help
>as he is reaching up, tiny snake quickly wraps him up and steals a kiss
How long must good men be tricked until these monsters are satisfied?

>> No.35250988

>>35250352
You gay?

>> No.35250997

>>35250985
I would kiss her to shut her up then take her to my house while she blue screens

>> No.35251000

>>35250945
>No sex, just 15-20 min of squeezing, tugging, tickling, rubbing, and licking of your balls until she gets bored and tells you to get back to finishing dinner

Based

>> No.35251004

>>35250788
>order a beer
>comes in a five gallon bucket
>onis watching you like vultures as you nurse it
>come back from the bathroom to see them pouring a bottle of grain alcohol into it

>> No.35251008

>>35250714
>>35250714
Does 4chan still hates this?

>> No.35251010
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35251010

>>35250976
That's called "autism."

>>35250984
Obviously not everyone can be readily identified, but some anons' habitual posting styles/content/images/etc makes them recognizable. And I don't mean "publicly known" persons like KDF.

>> No.35251016

>>35250984
some of us stick out more than others. i'm like a third of the nun-posting, maybe.

>> No.35251018

>>35250955
Partied so hard they built a whole pyramid

>> No.35251027

>>35250923
Oh yeah? Then who am I?

>> No.35251033

>>35251010
I should probably stop while I'm ahead then because I'm as recognizable and out of place as a horseshoe crab in a freshwater environment.

>> No.35251040

>>35250976
I cant imagine how people in these threads would even look like

>> No.35251056

>>35251033
I mean you're only recognizable in this thread, so who cares.
I probably stand out like a sore thumb myself since I name half of the images I post something unique.

>> No.35251058

>>35251040
It's better to not know

>> No.35251060
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35251060

>>35251040
Here's how I look

>> No.35251067

>>35251027
You are you.

>> No.35251078 [SPOILER] 
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35251078

>>35251040
I can

>> No.35251083

>>35251040
i always picture people as the south park WoW guy until proven otherwise

>> No.35251086

>>35251040
Slightly buffer, slightly shorter shaggy.

>> No.35251098

>>35251040
i have no face

>> No.35251105
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>>35251010
>but some anons' habitual posting styles/content/images/etc makes them recognizable
This.
Between posting times, writing style, and probably more identifying, images and their filenames, you can come to a fairly accurate conclusion of who is a repeat individual poster. Especially when you search the archive for posting history of an image. Eliminate different filenames from the list and compare those with the same filename. The ratas will always be able to find you. Especially when they enlist the help of the gremlins.

>> No.35251132

>>35251040
I DON'T EXIST

>> No.35251140

>>35251105
Rata not know anything

>> No.35251141

>>35250244
If you ask me she'd probably be a Minotaur more than a Holstaur.

>> No.35251158

>>35251105
I would write that i was made for hags and put my address to my post

>> No.35251186

What would wonderland monsters post on 4monster?

>> No.35251187
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35251187

Cute vampire gf when?

>> No.35251194

>>35250469
I miss buffets.

>> No.35251202
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35251202

>>35251105
If a Rata tracked me down and found my stash she would ether be afraid or into some kinky shit.

>> No.35251203
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35251203

>>35240320

>> No.35251208
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35251208

Synecdoche has to stopped, he's becoming too powerful

>> No.35251218

>>35251208
no he must get stronger

>> No.35251235

>>35251208
I will urge this man forward with all my hopes and dreams.
And soft elves are cute.

>> No.35251251

>>35251208
i just noticed that the dark elf lost tiddy but got a fatter ass

>> No.35251259
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>>35251208
God I want Oga-san to pin me down and rape me until I'm stupid

>> No.35251279
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>> No.35251292

>>35251016
Based nun anon. Wanna fuck some holy women quite badly.

>> No.35251305
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35251305

>>35251187
Truly

>> No.35251308

>>35251251
Acceptable trade. Modest boobs + wide hips/big ass is my favorite body type.

>> No.35251312

>>35251259
10/10 would give her a mom-bod

>> No.35251318

>>35251194
Hard to find buffets since the green scourge came through

>> No.35251323
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35251323

>>35251312
absolutely
just want to be smothered in fatty meat

>> No.35251326

>>35251308
for me, I like the venus body type cause it is so damn sexy

>> No.35251327

>>35251305
>When you Vampire waifu gets horny halfway through your cherry cobbler

If I go to wipe her mouth, will she try to nip my hands?

>> No.35251341

>>35251323
Imagine being her bath-boy and having to scrub every inch of her...

>> No.35251348
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>>35251194
...

>> No.35251354

>>35251323
Chubby is hot i have come to realize

>> No.35251361
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>>35251292
Me too.

>> No.35251369
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>>35251354
>it's spreading

>> No.35251373

>>35251354
what took ya?

>> No.35251374

>>35251000
Sounds like something my wife would do. Except she's the one cooking, because I'm so horrid at it.

In a manner of speaking, all that edging is part of the cooking, too.

>> No.35251378
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>>35251341
And then she forces you to lick her clean?
>>35251354
Glad you have. There's just something so appealing about chub.
It awakens something... primal in men.

>> No.35251383

>>35251323
>No little daughters running around while she gets ready to have another girl.

>> No.35251391

>>35251354
She's got that powerlifter body, with a great rack as well.

>> No.35251397

>>35251348
I don't trust strange women with big boobs. Something sinister lurks behind that innocent facade.

>> No.35251412

>>35251378
Tongue bath first, then onsen, then steamroom, then a cool shower, towel-off, followed by a full-body oil massage and hot stone treatment

Oni like her demand a full spa treatment every evening after their early-afternoon workout.

>> No.35251416
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>>35251397
That... pretty much just leaves you with the Sabbath.
And they're not exactly trustworthy either.

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>>35251412
Very true. Saunas help with their rare hangovers too.
Bodies like these deserve the worship of a male.

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>>35251354
>>35251369
MORE

>> No.35251468

>>35251451
>Cheshire cat trying to push this so she looks less fat.
I'm onto her game

>> No.35251471

>>35251426
It's a male's proper place to be a humble, subservient, and permanently horny body-slave to an Oni twice his size, pouring her drinks, washing and caressing her body, and serving as a living Bed-Warmer for a gentle pink giantess

>> No.35251473
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>>35251471
Ahh, see, you get it.
That's exactly what I want.

>> No.35251482

>>35251327
Sit her on your lap and she'll be too flustered to nip at you. Remember if that she's a vampire of the mosquito type, this is the opposite of good advice.

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>>35251471
Oni hands typed this post.

>> No.35251502

>>35251416
I have a higher tolerance for smugness when the girl is smaller and/or flatter. Big women are okay if they are ditzy, tomboyish, or I know I can trust them.

I am a bundle of nerves with trust issues that stem from...who the fuck knows? Personal taste?

>> No.35251507

>>35251397
I always women with milfy bodies and closed happy closed eyes

>> No.35251513
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>>35251482
W-what if there's more than one?

>I still really enjoy RE8 memes and I hope we get more Vampire Mommy DLC

>> No.35251523

>>35251486
Oni never use computers, that's what they have boys for

>> No.35251524 [SPOILER] 
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>>35251513

>> No.35251526

>>35251513
>End of Demitrescu
This time our lovable punch uncle fights his way through not-europe to fist fight vampire mommy

>> No.35251537

>>35251507
>closed happy closed eyes
Are they actually closed, or slightly open because she's mocking you?

>> No.35251539

>>35251351
Yeah I’m American, keep scrolling

>> No.35251545

>>35251537
Irrelevant, since I won't notice the difference.

>> No.35251551

>>35251539
Bro? I'm American, too. I've been eating out all week to make up for lost time.

>> No.35251559

>>35251537
I am happy either way cause I got the hots for that monster girl

>> No.35251561

>>35251526
>Fufufu, Paladin Scarlettmeadow, did you really think you could defeat Moi~~?
>Tell you what, my dear, dear Christopher--I'll make you a deal:
>I'll help you restore that LOVELY little bloodline you seem so concerned about~~
>*Evil happy cackling*

>> No.35251567
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>>35251354
Chub monsters are made for molesting.

>> No.35251570

>>35251545
You'll notice when you become little more than a cumpump forever trapped between those boobs.

To her, you are not a man, but an infant.

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>>35248933
Only if the faeries look like this

>> No.35251581

>>35251567
This is why we were given hands. to molest the pudge and bully them sexually for it

>> No.35251582

>>35251570
There are worse fates.

>> No.35251617
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>> No.35251634

>>35251617
Go back

>> No.35251636

>>35251617
> All I wanted was to get some damn milk

>> No.35251641
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the little hearts around her head almost make me forgot about the impending and inevitable rape

>> No.35251660

>>35251641
she needs to be cuddled hard

>> No.35251681
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>> No.35251701

Hello, I'm with the Monster Investigation Unit, we've received reports that there have been innocent balding middle aged men being sexually harassed by gyaru elves. Please come forward with any information you have, thank you.

>> No.35251704
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Someone gimme an idea for a story. Something not entirely smut, but if it ends in fuck that's fine.

>> No.35251712

A dense anon living in a rundown apartment finds his maid a new job in a luxurious mansion estate, he gives her the details and tells her that she can start as early as next week but for some reason she wear an expression as if she was just stabbed, how peculiar.

>> No.35251717

>>35251704
(You) take your waifu out on a lovely date for your anniversary

>> No.35251722

>>35251704
anon goes sicko mode raiding a sabbath church for bragging rights

>> No.35251729

>>35251704
A man taking care of an injured monster girl

>> No.35251734
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Don't forget to try new flavors, /jp/

>> No.35251739

>>35251704
Anon goes hag hunting

>> No.35251742

>>35251704
in a sabbath controlled town one lone anon spreads anti-loli propaganda, he must be stopped.

>> No.35251747

A man and his bitchy Tsurara housemate have loud, angry hate sex every night to 'own' each other for petty offences until they one day both realize they are in love with each other

>> No.35251749

>>35251734
Mini-giantess monsters are the best

>> No.35251751
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>> No.35251760

>>35251742
>Anon settles down with a lonely Dark Priestess who lives in the town's chapel
>They adopt the entire town of cute daughterus and make them cookies and sandwiches in between their adventures

>> No.35251761

>>35251704

Human courier delivering an important package to a lonely troll who lives under a bridge.

>> No.35251765

>>35251641
im gonna slay this dragon

>> No.35251767

>>35251749
Yep, 8-10 ft is ideal for Giantesses, any larger and breeding is impractical

>> No.35251772

>>35251704
anon shitposting on 4monster gone wrong

>> No.35251774

>>35251704
Anon with a jetpack and a Manticore race each other.

>> No.35251775
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>>35251704
Human girl gets monsterized into a white horn.

>> No.35251783

>>35246156
Sounds like they're talking mainly about humans already living in Britain, but what if a foreigner human visits?

>> No.35251794

>>35251704
Anon running a monster milk farm

>> No.35251808

>>35251772
what do you got to say to get the lolis that angry?

>> No.35251815

>>35251704
Old lady regresses in age and becomes dark mage
Fucks apprentice

>> No.35251818

>>35251808
>grow up already, you goddamn childern

>> No.35251831
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Impregnate vampires.

>> No.35251846

>>35251808
>Big fat titties and a nice milfy body is the only way I can get erect

>> No.35251863

>>35251831
This woman looks far too...loose...to be a noble vampire.

>> No.35251884

>>35251831
She's the delinquent third daughter (by bite) of a minor family, she dresses like a skank and wears her hair down because all she wants is to seduce a cute man and take him to bed.

Turns out more than 3 generations of 'bitten' vampires (monsterizes and not born) makes each successive generation extremely slutty and loose, a biological mechanism to encourage the vampire birthrate

>> No.35251888

>>35251863
To be fair most vampires become a little loose after taking the BHC (big husband cock).

>> No.35251896
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>> No.35251907

>>35251884
Did you mean to reply to >>35251863?

>> No.35251944

>>35251907
Lol yeah sorry bruv

>> No.35251956
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>buzzes in your vicinity

>> No.35251976

>>35251884
I don't like women that are too forward with the sex. Maybe with the teasing and the socializing, but I need to be eased into a relationship.

Ya know, like a real person.

>> No.35251977

>>35251956
>Fiesty childhood bully nympho vampire gf

Based--do Vampire Mosquitos enjoy sucking down sugary coffee that keeps them horny and buzzed all day long?

>> No.35251980

>>35251896
how do I get the gap hag to let me make love to her computer fox

>> No.35252000

>>35251956
But does she continue sucking if you smack her?

>> No.35252002
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>> No.35252010

>>35252000
depends where the smack lands

>> No.35252065
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>> No.35252076

>>35252065
shogknight takes me to sleep by the morning light

>> No.35252079

>>35251704
Anon and his MG girlfriend practice so he deal with his 'performance anxiety"

>> No.35252082

>>35252065
i hope she smacks me with that shield

>> No.35252087

>>35252010
>anon wants to get mosquito off him
>smacks her ass
>horny buzzing

>> No.35252092

>>35251977
Be careful walking by Seabishop's Coffee, especially if you see a Vamp Mosquito giving you the eyes while drinking her Frapp

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>> No.35252122

>>35252109
So what's the catch? She gonna squeeze my soul out of my p*n*s and laugh?

>> No.35252141

Slaver Anon slaves have broken their chains and are crashing through his home looking for him, what should he do?

>> No.35252150

I will not be broken by old hags, My will is strong and resolute

>> No.35252162
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>>35252150
>My will is strong and resolute
Oh?

>> No.35252167

Best maid species?
Hard mode: no kikis or shogs.

>> No.35252173

>>35252162
that ain't a hag

>> No.35252178
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>>35252167
Foxes!

>> No.35252181
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>>35252167
Elves

>> No.35252186
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>>35248933
Totally. Regura already did fanart of Aurora, the head of the Wind Clan of fairies, sole member of the faction in Salisbury that shoots for coexistence with humans. Aurora can't ignore those in need.
In Salisbury the humans are the bottom of the social ladder by the way, not seen in a good light by fae with the exception of Aurora.
One of the areas revealed is a Human Ranch, implying there are people even worse off, while another location humans actually participate more in the society as knights, designers etc. Seems like each city of alternate Britain treats and values humanity differently.
>>35251783
The only thing remotely close to a foreigner is the MC. There are no other islands in this timeline. Whatever happened that caused the divergence, there aren't other continents on the planet.
All fairies that learned of the history and culture of our timeline get addicted to our stories for different reasons.

>> No.35252191

>>35252167
arachne

>> No.35252207

>>35252167
holsts

>> No.35252211

>>35252167
Ushi-oni

>> No.35252216

>>35252167
Your mothers

>> No.35252220

>>35252167
Yetis

>> No.35252227

>>35252167
automanton

>> No.35252232

>>35252167
human boys
to serve their mistresses

>> No.35252237

>>35252167
tsurara onna

>> No.35252242

>>35252167
dragons who are little too haughty

>> No.35252244

>>35252181
Elves make terrible maids. I thought it would be fun to have a qt brown elf maid around the house, but after I got home with her I ended up having to cook her meals and massage her feet.

>> No.35252245
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>> No.35252270
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>> No.35252280

I want to eat out a monster girl, how do I show off my desire to do without saying it outright?

>> No.35252300

>>35252280

"ayo girl imma finna eat you out"

>> No.35252313
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>>35252167

>> No.35252341
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>Awooo

>> No.35252346

>>35252167
bogey

>> No.35252350

>>35252167
bunyip

>> No.35252369

>>35252167
Goblins. I have no reasoning to back it up, but I feel like they would be great

>> No.35252373

>>35252313
I want a big thicc gazer maid

>> No.35252380

>>35252109
Nippleless boobs are hot.

>> No.35252386
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>>35252380
Weirdo

>> No.35252397

>>35252181
Illya?

>> No.35252407

>>35252341
Illya again?

>> No.35252409
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>>35252386
Rude.

>> No.35252418
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>>35252386
Nah.

>> No.35252422

>>35252380
nah, love me inverted nips on big boobs

>> No.35252426
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>>35252407
No.
https://youtu.be/6WKXe3D11cU

>> No.35252431

>>35252386
What's this smug hugger trying to smuggle in her snuggle rug?

>> No.35252445

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go running with tomboy wans.
It keeps you fit AND helps you relax.

>> No.35252458

8 foot tall woman with chubby.

>> No.35252462
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>> No.35252499

>>35252445
How do I find a tomboy kobold?

>> No.35252508
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>>35252431
Her cuddle "pillows"

>> No.35252509

>>35252499
Visit gyms, parks, and local fitness events.

>> No.35252548

>>35252445
nah, running for alps, I lift in the gym

>> No.35252551

>>35252426
Looks a lot like Illya to me.

>> No.35252572
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Confess.

>> No.35252574

>>35252499
Isn't that every kobold other than the toy breeds?

>> No.35252590

>>35252551
i'm jealous of you. the world would be a better place if i saw illya and kuro everywhere

>> No.35252599

>>35252572
Korone is the cutest Kobold ever!

>> No.35252607
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>>35252373
I prefer a smol cute Gazer maid (or mistress)

>> No.35252610

>>35252572
I confess to nothing

>> No.35252612

>>35252508
Her cuddle pillows can barely fit in that bra!

>> No.35252619

>>35252572
No.

>> No.35252632

>>35252572
need hags

>> No.35252645
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>>35252632

>> No.35252654
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>>35252167
Squirrels! Squirrels!

>> No.35252668

>>35252572
Looking at my old artwork makes me sick to my stomach

>> No.35252670
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KELPED

>> No.35252682

>>35252645
thx, now to dream

>> No.35252698
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>>35252612
That's the idea.

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>>35252670
>WEBBED

>> No.35252783

>>35252173
She's older than your entire language, bud. I think that makes her qualified.

>> No.35252790
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>> No.35252793

>>35252572
Nah.

>> No.35252798
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>>35252572
Sinning with her is fun.

>> No.35252808

>>35252572
The night of Jan 19th, I had a dream where I was vacationing with family at a forest with cozy art nouveau log cabins, and I was exploring a dilapidated concrete building like you’d see in Chernobyl, in a nearby forest clearing. An apophis, fully nude, was sunning herself on a crumbling ledge. The next thing I remember, we were having slow, passionate sex in the building’s wooden attic, which looked like something from HL2. She was on top of me and we were facing each other. The sheets were a dark forest green and a reddish orange. We later got walked in on by a guy who was somehow skinnier than me, but had more muscle definition, he was shirtless and was sent by my family to come get me.
Later in the dream, I was at some sort of Disney World-esque restaurant having dinner, and I met up with the apophis again after receiving a call from her, she was sitting on a chandelier.
There was another section where we were walking along some wide path at an unspecified park during the trip, I think that was after we met back up.

>> No.35252856

>>35252572
I really need my waifu right now. I think I'm losing it.

>> No.35252908

>>35252790
Get back! Foul beast!
Demon! Spawn of Hell!

>> No.35252916

>>35252790
i liked that little detail kc added to the loli saintess where she raped her companion in her previous form for fun. Nice to get the best of both worlds.

>> No.35252942

I enjoy the idea of a bunch of monster girls disguising themselves as order knights to help out a chief god aligned town on the boarders.

>They keep trying to pretend being human around you.
>Its off but just enough to make them seem eccentric or weird.
>You could give less of a shit as they're keeping the bandits in check

>> No.35252973

>>35252790
>left is cuter
When will Succs ever learn?

>> No.35252994
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>> No.35252998
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>>35252942
i have a suspicion the dress code might give them away.

>> No.35253018

>>35252998
The dress code, the fact that their bodies are both very nicely developed and unblemished for their position.
The fact that they seem to always give advice about getting a guy in very aggressive terms.

>> No.35253059
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>>35252998
What are you talking about? This is completely normal attire for paladins.

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>> No.35253117
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>> No.35253118

The ideal waifu isn't the girl that makes you the most horny, but rather the one that calms you down just by thinking about her.

After all, being with loved ones should be a pleasant and peaceful experience.

>> No.35253144
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>>35253118
Based.

>> No.35253146

What would a Yeti's pussy even feel like?

>> No.35253148

>>35253118
you don't want to powerbomb your redcap through your dining table?

>> No.35253154

>>35253118
And also one you imagine wanting to spend your whole life with.

>> No.35253200
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>> No.35253205

>>35252998
Those are some fat thighs for a 'Human'.

>> No.35253211
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>>35253146
Maple syrup.

>> No.35253229

>>35253118
That's why I will always love Mindflayers the most. The thought of lying back while she wiggles around in my brain eating all the negative emotions is very relaxing.

>> No.35253327

>>35253229
That's not what it meant.

>> No.35253331

>>35253200
>Avatar cosplay in the top right
Based

>> No.35253476

>>35252572
I haven't slept well or truly relaxed at any point in the last two years, possibly longer

>> No.35253478

>>35253211
That doesn't explain it anon.

>> No.35253483

>>35253478
>he doesn't know

>> No.35253519

>>35252572
I'm really into the dominant profiles, but the insecurities I would have from that kind of relationship (all the "can I really call myself a man if I'm constantly being one-sidedly raped by a woman?" and similar thoughts) would probably make it flop if they were real. I guess that's the nice thing about them being fantasy, I can daydream about it all I want but never have to confront those worries like I would if I was in a real relationship.

>> No.35253800
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>>35250549
Snuggle with an internal struggle.

>> No.35253946
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>>35253519
Even if you discount "at least I'm giving her mana", the fact that you're not only up to be ravaged at any time but also totally cool with it probably isn't something that's easy to find, among normalfags anyway if you're talking IRL

Really dominant and rapey monsters need a guy to satisfy those urges on, and it isn't great if he's genuinely struggling to get away and hates it

You'd be giving much more than you know by offering your submission to a monster like that, and you can always cop out with "haha, well you try saying no to her"

>> No.35253964

Man why is it that 90% of femdom is so mean-spirited.

>> No.35253993

>>35251526
Giant vampires are built for being manhandled by a swamp hillbilly

>> No.35254004

>>35251513
I want more Myconid granny

>> No.35254022

>>35251704
Sad Yeti getting a surprise hug

>> No.35254054

>>35253964
Made by people who aren't actually into it and therefore don't understand it.

>> No.35254151
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>>35252572
I want to overwrite my own bloodline with Bunyip genes

>> No.35254168

>>35253964
>>35254054
More like made by women who are into dominating men instead of by men who want to be dominated.

>> No.35254201

>>35252572
I think Wights would be cuter with the patchwork stitches you see on zombies and their profile image

>> No.35254273
File: 1.11 MB, 1003x1416, __tamamo_tamamo_no_mae_and_kishinami_hakuno_fate_and_3_more_drawn_by_wisespeak__4ee0bcf71bee73be3bff380ed0877a39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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I CAN EXPLAIN

>> No.35254280

>>35254273
No vaginal for you.

>> No.35254304

>>35254273
Explain what? Broken condoms are one of my fetishes.

>> No.35254326

>>35254304
Based. Weirdly specific but also really hot.

>> No.35254404

>>35254273
What a fool she is, I only bought the condoms for show. Fox waifus are for vigorous creampies and nothing less.

>> No.35254416

>>35254273
I wonder if monstergirls get horny doing this. Like every pierce is another potential baby.

>> No.35254430

>>35253964
I don't think very much femdom comes from a place of love.

>> No.35254446

Be careful of demon contracts. I've heard some of them put in a clause that lets them hold your hand at anytime, anywhere. Even in public.
Truly some demons are deviants.

>> No.35254457

>>35254430
Yeah. It's not particularly uncommon for 3D women who are into femdom to display a lot of sociopathic or psychopathic personality traits.

>> No.35254459

>>35253476
I hope you get respite dude, some relaxation

>> No.35254467

>>35254457
And more men are into that kind of stuff, so femdom gets that bad reputation.
People wouldn't even consider gentle femdom or rough loving femdom as "femdom", just the former as regular sex and the latter sometimes maybe as rough sex, but they won't call it as "femdom".

>> No.35254496 [SPOILER] 
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>>35254446
Despicable.

>> No.35254531

>>35251896
I want to dissapper in her fluffy jungle

>> No.35254577
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>>35252426
>>35252341
Cute pet

>> No.35254590

>>35250939
A demon shog sounds pretty neat actually.

>> No.35254598

>>35254531
I too wish to disappear into her mess of pubic hair

>> No.35254693
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>>35254446
How filthy.

>> No.35254713
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>>35250559
Based

>> No.35254813

>>35254693
I don't know if I'm ready for a lovey-dovey deredere Demon.

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>>35250559

>> No.35254832

>>35246981
Too bad she canonically has eaten multiple lovers in the past literally. They weren't only men but woman and even other races like other fairies as well. It doesn't help that she likes to cook and is quick to fall for anyone that starts getting close to her but she quickly becomes single again before a month has passed due to consuming them.

>> No.35254879

>>35254832
While I get where you're going, I fell that's very unfair, I'm not even FGOfag, but I personally feel the best thing about monstergirls and these threads it to pluck top tier girls out of their trash tier settings and plonk them into a monstergirl setting.

>> No.35254881

>>35254832
As opposed to canonically eating them in the past figuratively?

>> No.35254928

>>35252572
I want to be the property of three sadistic succs

>> No.35254935
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>>35254928

>> No.35254980

>>35254935
Those are human girls. Way worse.

>> No.35254981

>>35254935
I want to get GAMO'd hard

>> No.35255213

>>35254981
Anon's tongue in dom succ ass!

>> No.35255248
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Imagine fucking lilim thighs.

>> No.35255250

>>35251523
>Oni sits at her computer
>Her boy is in her lap and is the one actually using the computer, under her orders
>Molests, gropes and teases him while he does her oniposting for her

>> No.35255275
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>>35254832
Well I can headcanon that she learned to control her urges somewhat better since then. Canonically the MC being a good person forces a better side of his servants out similar to how previously in the franchise psychotic masters made their servants like Gilles de Rais and Jack the Ripper even more murderous.
Even servants like Kingprotea that outright desire to eat what they love learn how to hold back that urge. I don’t see why Barghest would be different.

>> No.35255506
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>>35252167
Canonically speaking, sandworms are the best meidos after kikis and shogs.

>> No.35255508
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>>35252645
Now we're cooking.

>> No.35255515

>>35252572
I'm a vorefag and so is my sandworm waifu

>> No.35255594
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I'm gonna fuck Medusa lol I don't care

>> No.35255747

Imagine if a dark mage cursed you by turning you into a dildo.

>> No.35255758

>>35255506
I want to have a threesome with dark mage and sandworm wives inside my sandworm wife.

>> No.35255769
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>>35255747
>implying I am not already my mistress' "living dildo"

>> No.35255782

>>35255758
That sound nice, but I'd rather have a mindbroken anubis instead of a dark mage as wife #2

>> No.35255785
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Oyakodon?

>> No.35255794

>>35255785
Naturally. I want to keep my daughters to myself too.

>> No.35255798

>>35255782
Blindfolded and bound anubis onahole wife!

>> No.35255957

in the long run monster girls would push men into house-husbandry first and then eventually into be publicly owned to all monsters

>> No.35255998

>>35255957
>spoiler
I mean I guess all of my wives own me

>> No.35256001

>>35255957
I disagree.

>> No.35256004
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>>35255957
Dumbass communists

>> No.35256040

>>35256004
>Communist monster girl
>"We must seize the means of production!"
>"Can you please let go of my balls then?"
>"What did I just tell you hubby?"
I bet she's a bicorn as well.

>> No.35256048

>>35256040
>>35256004
>We must seize the means of reproduction

>> No.35256065
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>>35255769

>> No.35256070

>>35255957
Can't be a communal husband when you live inside a monster's mouth, buried 100ft beneath the sands of a barren desert.

>> No.35256076

>>35256065
>loli in the streets
>lolibaba in the sheets
The most dangerous type

>> No.35256239

>>35256048
>Normal lamias tries to get the same levels of fertility as a Echidna

>> No.35256241

>>35255769
You weren't a literal one yet.

>> No.35256440

>>35253483
ANON WHAT THE FUCK WOULD STICKING YOUR DICK IN A YETI'S PUSSY FEEL LIKE
TELL ME

>> No.35256456

>>35253211
I would snack on her puss all day, if that is true.

>> No.35256495

>>35252462
The park ranger's not gonna like this, Yogi

>> No.35256504

I want a Mino who was considered too big to be a cow. Too big, too thicc, too built, too brash. She'd be more like a big hunk of muscle and personality. She would go by "Man Slayer" but be all for me.

>> No.35256509

>>35256440
You can't handle the truth

>> No.35256515

>>35252167
Cats

>> No.35256550
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Be wary and aware if the little girl a man is hanging out with is a strong little girl... Or a Sabbath Infiltrator.

>> No.35256598

>>35256515
Cats are terrible maids, you've got to fuck them to get them to do anything

>> No.35256702
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>Dragon giving head

>> No.35256713

>>35256509
I can

>> No.35256724

>>35256504
Fag

>> No.35256748

>>35249870
What did that fairy do for you to call her a jerk? Maybe you’re the jerk, you jerk!

>> No.35256785
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>>35256748
>Fairies

>> No.35256847

>>35256748
oh anon, if only you knew what she and her sister were capable of doing

>> No.35256884
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>> No.35256898
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>>35256884

>> No.35256943

>>35256884
>>35256898
HEAVY booba

>> No.35256957

Demon are so stupid, you make a deal with them and all they ask for is your first born, but I don't even have any kids.

>> No.35256961
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>>35256598
That's on you, because you hired the smug catgirl instead of the stoic hardworking one
Luckily, any catgirl can become a competent maid, you only need:
>A spray bottle
>A CAT Detector
>"The Art of Ear Molesting, Vol 2" *
*This book is not available in the following regions:Wonderland

>> No.35256969

>>35256898
Anon, no! She's going to get a brain freeze!

>> No.35256985

>>35256957
Yeah, and you didn't plan to have any kids in the future, what's she gonna do about it, hahaha, silly demon, haha.

>> No.35256986

>>35256847
Maybe you're just making that up, JERK!

>> No.35257036

>>35256241
h-hopefully I can negotiate.

>> No.35257196

>>35256985
>what's she gonna do about it

>The demon is just standing there, smug as all hell
>Anon will soon learn the meaning of being fucked to hell and back

>> No.35257245

>>35246981
>Still taller than her
Am I really gonna have to go to the land of giants to find a monster lady that is taller than me?

>> No.35257392

>>35257245
Even the giants are short now that the new demon lord tried to make them more compatible with humans. Your only hope would be finding a nice lich or dark mage to build you a custom undead or golem.

>> No.35257407

>>35257245
you could use a garden hose on a slime for a while

>> No.35257628
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nsfw comm done. artist gave me a lot of variant sets as a freebie, really nice guy
https://files.catbox.moe/7eqnho.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qjz947.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/w72i2c.jpg

>> No.35257788

>>35257628
Lewding your daughteru. Unthinkable...

>> No.35257859

>>35251083
Same, unless they agree with me or share my taste in which case I imagine a wizard smoking a pipe. It also varies by board

>> No.35257906
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>Lilim TV: Wizardhunters
>Cupids, Houris, Apsaras, and other Eros Fanatics go into abandoned lots and buildings in search for wizards and other individuals in dire need of love.
>A cupid stands on a corporate parking lot, shooting arrows at passing cars.
>Houris smuggle black matter into abandoned manors and set it off, angering the undead population.
>Apsaras surround and flashmob a dude eating a Big Mac.
>The show shatters viewing records.

>> No.35257926

>>35257628
Expect a call from the Department of Daughterdickers.

>> No.35257933

>>35257245
If you can survive going far enough North, you'll find big, snuggly, Jotunn-sized girls in the winter lands

>> No.35257936

Hooohh, what do I bespy o'er yonder?

>> No.35257942

>>35257906
I just want to be left alone so I can work on cool magic stuff. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.35257968

>>35257933
I've always liked cold environments and Jotunn girls, hopefully they will like me too.

>> No.35258001

>>35257926
Bet there are a lot of dark elves and their husbands/fathers working their.

>> No.35258017
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>>35240320

>> No.35258044

>>35258001
>working their
angryhaku.png

>> No.35258069

>>35252808
I had a really weird complex dream where I could go through normal doors to different places in space. I think a pharaoh showed up at some point but didn't interact with me much and it was small in the scale of my dream so I only passed through. That's what happens when you take melatonin for the first time in months.
>Melatonin, A nightmares best friend™

>> No.35258081
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>>35257942
Better get a smart wife.

>> No.35258107
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>>35256785
Akyuu please.

>> No.35258203

>>35253331
>responding to the spammer with buzzwords
Go back to /v/ faggot

>> No.35258289

>>35257968
You'll be a perfect husband to a battle scarred, axe wielding jotunn Yeti who will train you to fight in her old armor and weapons

>> No.35258393
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>>35257392
Yes.

>> No.35258417

>>35257245
Just put her on stilts while fucking her.

>> No.35258422

>>35258393
I love her

>> No.35258427

>>35258203
*pees on you* ;3

>> No.35258432

>>35257926
What're they gonna do?

>> No.35258627

>>35258001
Hey! Don't judge my wife because of her culture! That is actual racism.

>> No.35258642
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35258642

>>35252186

>> No.35258709
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>>35240320

>> No.35258735
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>> No.35258813
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35258813

Woke up with a mighty need for some bagels bros

>> No.35258906

>>35256702
>Rationalizes that it's not submissive, that actually you are submitting to her by letting her suck you off 3 times a day

>> No.35258911
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35258911

>>35240320
You know you want it.

>> No.35258935

>>35258081
I'll get married once I'm done researching magic, for now I would rather stay isolated in a tower somewhere so no wandering beastwomen or questing succuknights can bother me.

>> No.35258942
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35258942

>>35258813
The temptations of the worm

>> No.35258950
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35258950

Would you rather a religious monster girl that will only ever let you fuck her pussy and never any other hole?

Or would you rather a human woman that lets you fuck her anywhere you want, but at the same time, will never monsterize for reasons beyond your control?

>> No.35258994

>>35258911
Stop tempting me!
>>35258950
I usually go for the pussy anyway, so it wouldn't be that big of a lose with either of the choices.

>> No.35258995

>>35258950
I hate these loaded questions.

>> No.35259014

>>35258994
>>35258995
I'd not engage with him.

>> No.35259076

>>35258950
Is there a download for the model?

>> No.35259080

>>35258995
Just trying to stimulate some discussion

>> No.35259105
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>>35259076
Here you go, fren

https://imgbox.com/rKFaw5jy

>> No.35259149

>>35258627
I'll judge dark elves and their culture as much as I want. It's not like they can do anything about it, enslavement and rape are both illegal.

>> No.35259158
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35259158

Unbelievable. Hatch finished the cosplay-tier "kobold" comic and removed the monster boy shit. Was it any good, or is it still Reddit meme shit?

>> No.35259180
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35259180

>>35240320

>> No.35259183

>>35259158
>and removed the monster boy shit
Just that was a massive improvement.

I honestly didn't hate it, it was just too short.

>> No.35259197
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>>35259158
What did he mean by this?

>> No.35259215

>>35259105
I'm assuming this can't be ported to Blender...

>> No.35259225
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35259225

>>35258950
I'm happy with a religious zealot monster girl that only does vaginal for the sake of reproduction, just like the demon lord intended.

>> No.35259227

>>35259215
It's a Koikatsu card

>> No.35259231

>>35258432
Ask you to come by to be officially registered probably. Maybe offer you a job if you're unemployed and really enthusiastic about dicking your daughter.

>> No.35259238

>>35259197
Instructions unclear, Entered into a marriage contract with my demon boss.

>> No.35259244

>>35259197
It means don't rape your boss.

>>35259225
>I'm happy with a religious zealot monster girl that only does vaginal for the sake of reproduction, just like the demon lord intended.
Same, actually.

>> No.35259247

>>35258950
I'll go with the monster, never understood the appeal of mouthpussy and buttpussy anyways.

>> No.35259251

>>35259227
How does Koikatsu read all that shit? Is there stuff embeded in the image?

>> No.35259260

>>35259251
I don't know. It just works

>> No.35259262
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>>35259158
Hatch and his art partners are fags but this shit makes me absolute diamonds.

>> No.35259278

>>35258950
Whichever one is willing to get tied up.

>> No.35259283
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>>35259244
Would unioronically join the MGE version of Westboro lmao.

>> No.35259311
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>>35259158
>tfw no hot boss to domm into a slobbering cumdumpster

>>35259262
>File Deleted

>> No.35259315

>>35259283
>lmao

>> No.35259329

>>35259158
Hatch is a faggot but at I guess he took the monster boy shit out at least so there's that. I'll pirate it.

>> No.35259340

>>35258935
>Living in a tower
>Thinking that will keep monster adventurers from investigating
You're constantly going to get pestered by monsters asking for magic items, mana transfers, or someone to teach them new spells.

>> No.35259354

>>35259340
Trapdoors.

>> No.35259385

>>35259340
>>35258935
Oh, and if you think the tower will at least keep the beastwomen at bay, they're going to be banging on your door demanding you to turn them into dires.

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>>35258935
I still say you're better off marrying someone who shares your passion for research.
>>35259197
The probability that your female employer is secretly a monster that just needs to be dicked hard to solve your issues with her is extremely low.

>> No.35259421

>>35259385
Trap slides, walls and ceilings.

>> No.35259428

>>35259340
>>35259385
Just bind them up in leather and put them to work as maids. Those tendies aren't going to bake themselves.

>> No.35259435

>>35259385
>dire monster girls
Need to find a pack of big and fluffy dire werewolves to cuddle with.

>> No.35259474

>>35259421
>>35259354
With all those traps you aren't going to have much room to put the stuff you use for your research. What happens if you forget about a trap and get stuck in it?

>> No.35259483

>>35259474
All that stuff goes underground. There'll be enough space.

>> No.35259530

>>35259158
>removed the monster boy
why would he do that? Is he somehow beholden to /jp/'s view? I mean as long as it doesn't get posted here I'm absolutely fine what other people with their shit, I honestly cannot understand why someone would go so far as to censor their own work just to appease some kitch fetish thread in mongolian basket weaving forum

>> No.35259537

>>35259428
Good luck finding a maid costume that will fit on the oni barbarian spilling sake all over your research papers and demanding that you enchant her club so it smashes better. Is it really worth the effort to try and turn that bumbling drunk into a proper maid?

>> No.35259558

>>35259421
>a tenacious salamander works her way through all of the traps
>finally makes it to the top of the tower where she finds anon facing away from her, dramatically looking out over the surrounding area
>she remarks that she knew there had to be something good at the top
>anon denies there being anything of value stored in the tower, he simply wants to be left alone
>the salamander smugly replies that no, she sees something good that she wants
>she reaches out with a clawed hand
>only for it to pass through his shoulder
>it was a hologram
>the entire trapped tower was a decoy
>fucking wizards

>> No.35259580

>>35259483
I'd be a bit worried with having that much stuff underground. All that digging might attract the attention of the ant colony.

>> No.35259617

>>35259158
Fapped/10, Sylvie got what she fucking deserved.
>>35259530
Probably wasn't just this place, hatch has marketed a lot to people from other big monster girl places too. Say what you want about the guy but he listens to feedback from potential buyers.

>> No.35259635

>>35259530
>Is he somehow beholden to /jp/'s view?
/jp/ is not the only monster girl community that doesn't like monster boys.

>> No.35259655

>>35259158
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MONSTERGIRLS ARE FOR MEEEEEEEE
That's how you sound. Get some fucking taste.

>> No.35259670

>>35252167
Any non-MGE type.

>> No.35259726

>>35259655
This. This thread is just too autistic.

>> No.35259730

>>35259435
Dire werewolves are extremely possessive. Are you sure you would be okay with them following you everywhere and growling at women who take a passing glance at you?

>> No.35259757

>>35252167
Exiled dark elves and amazoness.

>> No.35259760

>>35259726
I can understand the off topic complaint, but the fact that this thread goes the extra mile in it's triggered-ness over monsterboys is hilarious, infuriating, and kind of depressing.

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>>35259537
If she's not going to give me tendies, then at least she can be eyecandy.

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Someone's desperate.

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I just realized how delicious the Ocelomehs small brown waists are.

Do you think they allow their husbands to hold them by the waist in public? I get really turned on by the idea of holding her by the waist as she is walking me around the Ocelomeh city.

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>> No.35259909

>>35259617
>Fapped/10, Sylvie got what she fucking deserved.
This made it better than the previous two. A hot but shitty heroine getting fucked into submission.

The part at the end with vibrators raging in her ass and pussy was a nice finishing touch.

>> No.35259936

>>35259635
>/jp/ is not the only monster girl community that doesn't like monster boys.
That's why he removed them, I'm guessing.

>> No.35259963

>>35259158
Sauce?

>> No.35259986

>>35259158
Kobold Training Guide. The creator already uploaded it to Sad Panda.

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Sorry, >>35259986 was meant for >>35259963.

>> No.35260027

>>35260002
The level of COPE at the end of the doujin where the creators try to claim the story isn't non-consensual is fucking hilarious to me.

>> No.35260028

>>35259726
>>35259760
If you don't like it then why don't you go back to your own thread?
Oh that's right, it's fucking dead.

>> No.35260096

>>35260027
Sylvie is a bully who wants to get bullied hard by dick. When she does she immediately gets addicted to it and lets Henry steamroll her. As a 30-something-year-old woman surrounded by prettier younger girls who hasn't been dicked in years, why the fuck wouldn't she?

It's not noncon and you're a retard for thinking otherwise.

>> No.35260097

>>35260028
why would you ever give (you) to them? do you greet every schizos you see on street or something? Just don't acknowledge them and scroll away

>> No.35260115

>Another Hatch comic release
>Another thread full of bickering while Hatch counts his shekels

>> No.35260150

>>35259655
>>35259726
>>35259760
Back to rddit newfriends

>> No.35260152

>>35260096
Remember that any sex you have where you don't have a legally biding contract saying you consented, is non-con.
This is why you should trust demons and sign their contract, just to make sure you're on the right side of the law.

>> No.35260164

>>35260002
I hate that this gives me a raging hard-on.

>> No.35260194

>>35260115
I honestly don't get why people are so mad about this one.
It's pretty god damn tame all things considered.

>> No.35260208

>>35260115
I miss Hatch's lumberjack yeti and hope she gets her own game soon

>> No.35260216

>iphone niggers spamming gachashit
Really thought we were past this. Are these faggots coming from /vg/ or something?

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>>35240320

>> No.35260278
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