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Recruiting your entire party from the first town

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>> No.35262874
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>>35262849

>> No.35262877
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mai waif

>> No.35262881
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Bathing tigers are the comfiest!

>> No.35262889

>>35262849
nah, gonna go to the milf zone

>> No.35262903
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mamono always there for sad anon

>> No.35262904
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35262904

>fucking evil girls in the butt

>> No.35262906
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I desire cow

>> No.35262918
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What a lewd Jabberwock

>> No.35262943

>Bully the Christmas cake kobold boss!

>> No.35262948

is handholding lewd in wonderland?

>> No.35262961 [SPOILER] 
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>>35262849
Sandworms!

>> No.35262962
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>>35262906
Same.
>>35262918
Very soft. Would knead her belly.

>> No.35262987

>>35262918
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>> No.35262988
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I am weak to wights.

>> No.35262994

>>35262918
I will bully her for being a doughragon

>> No.35262997
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>>35262988
Is that statement wight?

>> No.35263000

>>35262988
All red blooded men are.

>> No.35263005

>>35262988
Now I am too

>> No.35263006
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>>35262988
Submission to wights is a mortal man's destiny.

>> No.35263011

>>35262987
Fuck off retard

>> No.35263019

>>35262984
That is a big cow

>> No.35263020

>>35263006
no

>> No.35263029
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35263029

>>35263019
For you.
Also big or small. I love them all!

>> No.35263033

>>35262988
Who's the artist? I need it for purely scientific reasons.

>> No.35263067

>ywn be smothered between two 7-8ft tall holstaurs and their humongous milkers

>> No.35263068

>>35262997
Ive seen that pose/face so many times in these threads, from hellhound, sogg and even sandworm so what is the origin of it?

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>>35262906

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>>35263068
Drawfag known as AltairLaVega used to make these.

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>>35263067
Would be nice to be smoothered by one

>> No.35263119

>>35263068
Forgot to add
>sogg
If you mean Shoggoth, he hasn't made one for them to my knowledge.

>> No.35263145

>>35263067
I would absolutely hate it if they forced me to drink their milk. I would hate it, no doubt about it

>> No.35263154
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Haughty kuudere wight queen that just walks into your home, declares you her husband and starts ordering you around!

>> No.35263170

>>35263067
I know, because the feral minotaur tribe raided the holstaur farm and carried me off, now I'm getting smothered between mino tits instead

>> No.35263176

>>35263154
must be a neet that kicked out of her parents house

>> No.35263204
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>stomach rumbling really loudly as i look at a cowgirls bosoms.
I hope they didn't hear it.

>> No.35263231

>>35263154
>Tries to walk into my home
>Gets stuck at the door because I have consecrated my property thirty times over to stop any demons or undead from taking my virginity

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>>35263154
>Haughty kuudere
Unusual combination

>> No.35263234

>>35263011
bfvm

>> No.35263257

>>35263204
It's alright anon
They did

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>>35262849
>No, I'm not monsterized-this is perfectly normal attire for paladins

>> No.35263289

Kys fire emblem autist

>> No.35263300
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>>35263257
What should i do now? They seem to be walking towards me!

>> No.35263320

>>35263300
Hold your breath

>> No.35263321

>>35263300
prepare your mouth to suck some cow nipples

>> No.35263359
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>Anon you have to keep going!
It's ruff being husband to a heckhound.

>> No.35263368

>>35263359
Should have thought about that before she caught you

>> No.35263372
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>>35263320
>>35263321
Oh God... Their milks are simply delicious and their breasts are soft too!

>> No.35263375

>>35262961
.....

>> No.35263377

>>35262987
https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=big+fat+vore+monster

Fuck off already with your spam

>> No.35263388

>>35263300
See what happens next at COWED.COM

>> No.35263390
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>>35262849
Reminder to always pat that cat

>> No.35263393

>>35263267
Isn't she not a half or part dragon?

>> No.35263423

>>35263388
I want to be on nagged and hagged

>> No.35263459
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>>35263388
It's not funny anon! I've been locked between two big cows and i can't stop sucking on their big nipples!

>> No.35263466

>>35263459
drink 'em dry then

>> No.35263468
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35263468

While this chart showcases the general vertical dimensions of monstergirls, there's also the horizontal dimensions. The various horizontal dimensions are thin, curvy or voluptuous. These three can also have muscular added to the description for six categories. Naturally, the line between thin and curvy or curvy and voluptuous is subjective. While height is usually predictable based on race, it isn't so for horizontal dimensions since a husbands tastes will alter his wifes body. The various monster races will tend towards a certain horizontal category but aren't universally so.

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>>35263390
That won't be a problem, because i love giving out pats.

>> No.35263480

>>35263388
>COWED.com
>Not BoVine

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>>35263359
That's a Wight's husband in a picture. A Hellhound will get tired eventually, but the undead are on a whole different level.

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>>35263466
Not that i have a choice here. Being stuck here, while patting my head to encourage me to drink it all up.

>> No.35263500

>>35262742
Silly anon, that's not even KC

>> No.35263505

>>35262906
You aren't getting cow, then.

>> No.35263508

>>35263484
automatons are even better semen demons

>> No.35263528

>>35263393
IIRC, the Fire Emblem wiki says she has dragon ancestry.

>> No.35263551

>>35263480
how many versions of this would there be post portal?

>> No.35263571

If I marry a rich monster I'll never have to work another day in my life. How does one attract a wealthy Danuki or Amazon?

>> No.35263583
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>>35263571
forget that, marry (literal) money.

>> No.35263588

>>35263571
dress like a manslut in a high class area

>> No.35263621

>>35263583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZhYCERJp4s

All rise for the Creeping Coin's theme song.

>> No.35263622

>>35263588
Like in “Pretty Human”! I love that movie!

>> No.35263633

>>35263571
live auction of your virginity

>> No.35263644

>>35263621
Could also be
>HERE COMES THE MONEY

>> No.35263645

>>35263571
become a sex slave

>> No.35263663

>>35263571
>wealthy Amazon
I must know too.
>>35263583
Creeping Coin is not legal tender.

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>>35262904
Anal with cheeky lolis.

>> No.35263666

Slap a noonwraith's tits!

>> No.35263672

>>35263663
tend 'er?
I hardly know her!

>> No.35263688

>>35263583
I want to use my Creeping Coin wife's nipples to ping test my silver stack to make sure they aren't fake!

>> No.35263689

>>35263571
break in their mansion, take away their daki and become daki

>> No.35263702

https://twitter.com/SchoolDepotCoUk/status/1403762529093013504
Is the UK based now?

>> No.35263704

>>35263583
gold milk

>> No.35263727

>Grow up with a Succubus the same age as you
>The two of you start fucking once you hit your teen years
>She only ever sucks you off and lets you fuck her ass
>In all the years you've known her, you've probably only ever even seen her pussy three times
>She always tells you that she's saving herself for her husband
>It feels really bad but fucking a girl in the butt is better than not fucking at all
>Once you both turn 18, she waits until right after the two of you are done having sex before whispering "We're finally all grown up, we can get married now" in your ear

>> No.35263753

>>35263664
That's exactly the purpose of lolis, that's why I love the Sabbath so much

>> No.35263813

why do us human boys exist for?

>> No.35263823
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>>35263813
To be utterly mindbroken by superior mamono

>> No.35263833

Human boys have only one right: to be loved by a mamono.

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>>35263823
>>35263813
See this?
This is how it's meant to be. Man and monster, locking lips, mating, marrying, raising children

>> No.35263844
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>>35263813
To fuck black dogs!

>> No.35263878

>>35263583
Oy vey

>> No.35263882

>>35263878
found a danuki

>> No.35263906
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>>35263702
This is really not the kind of attention MGE needs.

>> No.35263915
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>>35262849

>> No.35263917

>>35263882
That doesn't seem too hard, you just need to go to any business district and talk about how you want to take out a potentially devastating loan that you would have no hope of ever paying back in the first place, but you REALLY need the money

>> No.35263926
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>>35263813
>>35263833
I exists to be taken to a holstaurs farm and making me take care of them.

>> No.35263951
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>>35263813
To impregnate monster girls and receive their affection.

>> No.35263981

>>35263813
To suffer.

>> No.35263988

>>35263906
It'll probably go unnoticed, monster musume and a whole bunch of other inappropriate stuff has been on that site for ages.

>> No.35264017

>>35263844
Sauce

>> No.35264048

>>35264017
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90558515

>> No.35264052

>>35263583
Do her bodily fluids cause heavy metal poisoning?

>> No.35264077

>>35264052
if ain't willing to die to drink her fluids, then you don't deserve her
nah, mamano mana protects

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>>35262849

>> No.35264123

>>35263583
how do I propose to a creepin coin?

>> No.35264141

>>35264052
>>35264077
Heavy mamono metal "poisoning" would rather be like effects of monster venom, only with long lasting effects because of its accumulation in your body.

>> No.35264161

>>35264141
so don't eat out a fuckton of tuna mermaids

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>>35262849

>> No.35264192

顔を埋めたい股間

>> No.35264196

>>35264052
Apparently it is technically possible to die from gold poisoning but extremely rare. You have to do some funky chemistry to turn gold into something the body can even absorb and then you need 3-4 grams of it to actually kill someone. It's nowhere near as dangerous as other heavy metals.

>> No.35264201
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Oh no she's hot

>> No.35264211

>>35264123
Open a bank account and have her be the only deposit.

>> No.35264233

A good rule of thumb for maximum monster height: whatever height she needs to be for you to give her a standing cunnilingus.

>> No.35264237

>>35264201
Very luscious lips

>> No.35264239

>>35264211
what if I deposit some seed in her?

>> No.35264243
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Around lamias,never relax

>> No.35264251

>>35264233
Even better, if she is embarrassed getting eaten out.

>> No.35264267

>>35263484
Dusty old bones, full of green dust!

>> No.35264274

>>35264201
The perfect Ushi-Oni fluff

>> No.35264276
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>>35264052
Living metal. In its metallic form, gold is not toxic and she's magical anyway.

>> No.35264279

>>35264233
Or the other way around, if you want to join the Sabbath

>> No.35264283

>>35264233
Optimal monster height is standing breast feeding.

>> No.35264290

>>35264233
My face on her abs/pregnant belly

>> No.35264318
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>>35264233
The best maximum monstergirl height is where face-to-face sex positions instead become face-to-breast sex positions.

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>>35262849

>> No.35264340

>>35264325
should I pleasure myself with this fish?

>> No.35264344
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>>35264233
Definetly a good maximum size. I really like height difference, be it me the taller or shorter one. It's so great.

>> No.35264350

>>35264340
You should pleasure this fish.

>> No.35264353
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>>35264325
i am going to take her slab and there is nothing she can do to make me give it back

>> No.35264356
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Foxes!

>> No.35264363

I need the haughtiest monster in the world!

>> No.35264367
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Violent bunnies!

>> No.35264375
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35264375

How does one propose marriage to a servant monster girl like kikis, shogs, or for that matter a automaton?

>> No.35264382

>>35264375
Take care of me for the rest of my life as my wife.

>> No.35264384

>>35264375
hire them for wife dutey or for robutts, run wife.exe

>> No.35264385

>>35264375
Hide a ring in her feather duster

>> No.35264386

>>35264375
We need more art of monster girls in maid dresses or wedding dresses. Such classy look.

>> No.35264387
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>>35264375
you see,the trick for kikkies is saying that you want to "expand" her services

>> No.35264388
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35264388

>>35264243
But she poisons you with her toxic aphrodisiac venom, isn't it painful?

>> No.35264390

>>35264353
What if she asks REAL nicely?

>> No.35264396

>>35264390
Marriage first,and AFTER we have like 4 daughters she can have the dumb brick back

>> No.35264417

>>35264388
i want to pull on the nipple tassels and flick 'em

>> No.35264428

>>35264375
>shoggy will you marry me?
>puzzled shog look
>were we not already?

>> No.35264430

>>35264353
No wonder you’re here.

>> No.35264431

>>35264388
i am the kind of reckless anon that would pounce on a lamia and target her pointy ears or breasts,or just look amazed at her cute fangs

>> No.35264438

>>35264431
I am the same, reckless but I have no danger sense

>> No.35264448

>>35264431
i'd just be feeling up them scales. if i'm in good form i'll ask permission first

>> No.35264453

>>35264375
As far as Shoggoths go, you don't.
You're just made to cum by her until you eventually begin to seek her out for sexual activity on your own, and then one day the police knock on your door and ask if you know anything about that coworker who had been flirting with you for the past few weeks because she hasn't been seen in 4 days and the last person anyone saw her speak to was a very oddly behaving woman with dyed purple hair who dropped off lunch for you and claimed to be your maid.

>> No.35264454

>>35264388
I'm a big guy

>> No.35264457

>>35264438
Reckless means you have no danger sense. . .right?

>> No.35264458
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35264458

>>35264386
One thing I'd like to see is the opposite, a Shoggoth told by her beloved that he doesn't want her to be his maid, he wants her as his wife. Housewife look on a Shog would be cute.

>> No.35264466

>>35264428
>Anon's house is made of Shoggy
>Anon's clothes are made of Shoggy
>All of Anon's meals are made of Shoggy
>Anon does not realize that he is married to Shoggy

>> No.35264471

>>35264457
yeah, I think? I would be the dumbass who would try to milk a dragon in her sleep

>> No.35264473

>>35264458
I guess. It kind of marginalizes nureonago even more than they are already

>> No.35264486

>>35262988
I would say the same about Dragons but my dick belongs to Selkies.

>> No.35264487
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>> No.35264489

>>35264471
pull dragon tail or very loudly stomp on her horde to wake her up asserting dominance

>> No.35264504

someones gotta do a series of monster girls holding a cup of their milk with the slogan of "got _ milk"

>> No.35264524

>>35264487
Minimum size needed to work at the dairy.

>> No.35264526
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35264526

If you’re ever in need of a job, mamono ranches are always looking for more hands.
They never seem to run out of job openings...

>> No.35264530

>>35264526
FAT
YAK
MILKERS

>> No.35264532
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>>35262849

>> No.35264535

>>35264489
>hard cut to anon stuck on a sheer cliff with harpies taunting him and drawing ever closer
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess.”

>> No.35264537

>>35264487
lmao that fox is drinking glue

>> No.35264538

>>35264504
>Dragon with massive breasts sitting atop her hoard.
>A massive tank with a snarling dragon's head emblem on it sits before her while some tasteful, ornate weaponry covers her nipples.
>At the top of the ad is "Dragon's Milk" in bold, red and gold letters while the bottom reads "For those with a powerful thirst."

The dairy market just got more competitive.

>> No.35264552

>>35264526
Mamono ranches are truly chaotic businesses.
You have cow, so you need a ranch hand to milk her
Now you have four cows who need milking, so you get four more ranch hands
Now you have eighteen cows in need of milking, so now you need eighteen new hires
Now you need forty seven more ranch hands and you are starting to burn through all available manpower, but there are always more cows, and by the way you need a 319 hands for this current generation of cows

>> No.35264560

>>35264535
>Jump

>> No.35264583
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>>35264560
>Caught

>> No.35264589

>>35264583
Oh no! Anon is weak to powerful Harpy thighs!

>> No.35264594

>>35264583
blue stripes
>nice

>> No.35264608
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>>35264589
Can you really blame him?

>> No.35264612

>>35264283
Dangerously based

>> No.35264618

>>35262849
I hate MGE's "Loyalty" system. It reeks of an insecure author who believes that unless he takes every fucking precaution, he WILL be cucked or his waifu will leave him. Instead of just, y'know, being a good enough person so that you can actually keep your waifus affection.

>> No.35264620

>>35264552
Alternatively, you allow natural cow herd instincts to function and you can get a 4 to 1 cow to worker ratio.

>> No.35264628

>>35264618
I have to agree but don't say it out loud here, most people here aren't emotionally well

>> No.35264632
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>>35264583
>not a griffon

>> No.35264635

>>35264628
Like, I get the appeal of unconditional love, but it just doesn't do it for me. Makes me feel like I didn't earn this whatsoever.

>> No.35264643

>>35264635
love as an earned quantity is no less of a troubling mindset.

>> No.35264646
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>>35262849
Post ugly cute girls.

>> No.35264654

>>35264635
Don't you have a bad setting to work on?

>> No.35264655

>>35264643
Are you dense. That's literally how love works. You EARN someone's affections. How do you think your parents got married? They loved each other.

>> No.35264661

>>35264632
I don't think a Griffon would willingly put her aerie anywhere near a dragon.
Unless she enjoyed having shouting matches with them or something.

>> No.35264676

>>35264655
Love isn't exchanged. It is given freely between you and your loved one.

Otherwise you're just a paypig/simp

>> No.35264682

>>35264643
I don't love everyone I see, it tends to be earned by those who prove themselves. I am to prove I'm worth such a thing as well. No love should be unconditional since people are fallible

>> No.35264688

>>35264676
Paying with currency isn't the same as proving your worth as a person, retard

>> No.35264705
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35264705

>a group of delinquents notices you

>> No.35264717

>>35264486
>Selkies
>Implying anybody actually likes them

>> No.35264719

>>35264676
God dammit, I don't mean it like that. The initial earning of love

>> No.35264722

>>35264705
give them some kisses

>> No.35264728
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>>35264682
And monsters are not people.

>> No.35264730

>>35264705
I challenge them to a squatting contest

>> No.35264735

>>35264705
Time to slowly transform them into honors students without them noticing.

>> No.35264736

>>35264688
Love is not given out on the premise of reciprocity. Love is given out because of love.

>Proving your worth
To whom? And through what valuation?

>> No.35264737
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>hfw anon thought he had the right to say no to the fluffy tail

>> No.35264743

>>35264688
keep grinding those affection points boyo, she'll love you someday i'm sure.

>> No.35264755

>>35264705
I compliment their thighs

>> No.35264758

>>35264705
join in being a delinquent with them

>> No.35264760

>>35264705
Oh, good! I was in need of a new set of armor.

>> No.35264778
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>>35264737
Come back when you've got the right "enhancement."

>> No.35264781
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35264781

>All these fools discussing love in such a way

>> No.35264791

>>35264781
I want a gazer mama gf

>> No.35264794
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>>35264781
>I could get a husband anytime I wanted.
>I'll get one tomorrow.
>or the day after..
>munch munch

>> No.35264806

>>35264736
Yeah, you EARN someones affections. You think a chick is going to fall in love with you on sight? No, you actually have to prove yourself.

>> No.35264808
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35264808

>>35264791
She's pretty intense

>> No.35264809

>>35264728
That's just fucking depressing. Unironically.

>> No.35264817

>>35264808
I like it that way

>> No.35264826

>>35264628
Leave then

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>>35262849

>> No.35264836

>>35264736
It's given because it's earned. I swear the reading comprehension here is only getting worse

>> No.35264839
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35264839

>>35264737

>> No.35264842

>>35264806
>prove yourself
The fuck? The courtship process doesn't work like that

>Meet woman
>Physical attraction?
>Shared interests?
>Do you click somehow?
Then you just start enjoying hanging out together. Go on outings. Eventually go on dates.

Of course, having you own financial house in order certainly helps, but I'd be concerned if some chick wants me to "prove myself" to her.

>> No.35264853
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>>35264809
Sucks to be you then, eh?

See, my favorite part of monster girls has always been how they aren't human. Some moreso than others, but they're always alien if not incomprehensible to some degree.
And despite that otherworldly nature that you may never totally wrap your head around, they love you just the same.

>> No.35264876

>>35264842
Don't bother, next he'll tell you humans choose their partners only using rational reasoning and instincts and lust don't matter.

>> No.35264895

>>35264826
just cause i think most people here are pathetic doesn't mean i don't enjoy hanging out

>> No.35264899

>>35264842
Those traits you listed are exactly what earns love, doofus

>> No.35264916

>>35264839
why did she do it?

>> No.35264935

>>35264916
>Why?
>I don't know

>> No.35264955 [SPOILER] 
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35264955

What kind of secret does your waifu have?

>> No.35264959

>>35264955
!

>> No.35264968

>>35264899
I never considered putting in the bare minimum for social interaction to be "proving your worth".

I'm pretty sure bathing is foundational to modern society.

>> No.35264986
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>>35264916
The competition for the commander's dick can get downright insane.

>> No.35264990
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>>35264955
Guilt-tripping with rape
Rewarding you with rape
Rape for years
Profit?

>> No.35265003
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>> No.35265004
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>>35264955
If I knew, they wouldn't be secrets.
And if I knew, I certainly wouldn't tell you.

>> No.35265007

I'm scared of girls IRL

>> No.35265022

>>35264990
I feel like there is some sort of consistent theme to this situation

>> No.35265025

>>35264836
>Given because it's earned
Yes, and unfortunately a culture is only at the end of the day as strong as its women. Unfortunately, we're pretty fucked in the West.

>> No.35265029

>>35265004
Is it force feeding goop into your husband's food?

>> No.35265037

>>35264968
Yeah, well, I'm with you there but get out a little bit and you'll see how little people from both genders try

>> No.35265040
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>>35265022
Nonsense

>> No.35265044
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35265044

>this thread right now

>> No.35265052

>>35265044
There are people who talk to spambots like they're real humans, so I'm not surprised.

>> No.35265082

>>35265040
shame she is in a shit game, such a cutie

>> No.35265107
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Did the new Outis comic get shilled yet now that it's on ExH or did I miss the shitstorm?

>> No.35265113
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>>35264955
Why would I know? It's a secret.

>> No.35265114

>>35264916
Provoked her hunting instincts

>> No.35265120

>>35265107
>>35259158

>> No.35265123

>>35265113
Smugwan.

>>35265107
For some reason it didn't get as hated as in the thread before. It's just kind of OK, nothing too great or awful. It's decent revenge porn.

>> No.35265131

>>35265044
>i dont like being confronted by ideas i disagree with

>> No.35265133

>>35265107
It's shit and so is he.

>> No.35265136

>>35265107
Still one of the funnier post-script pages I've read in a gaijin doujin so far.
>Please don't rape your boss after reading this

>> No.35265150
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>>35265136
>he's not memeing

>> No.35265160

>>35265107
>removes the monster boy features
>he's still a cuck
I was so close to enjoying this, Hatch.

>> No.35265167

>>35263583
How soft are creeping coins? Are they squishy like slimes or dense like malleable gold?

>> No.35265168

>>35264955
She ate the last pizza roll.

>> No.35265175

>>35265160
MC-kun being a pussy is what makes him turning Sylvie into his personal pocket-pussy so satisfying, you retard.

>> No.35265177

>>35264895
Perhaps you're in good company after all, then

>> No.35265185

>>35264955
She's only 17

>> No.35265196
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>>35262849

>> No.35265205

>>35265196
I wonder how much money I could make selling a dakis that generate the image of their husbando's to monsters

>> No.35265210
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>>35265185
17 forever gang!

>> No.35265222

>>35265196
I love that fat old horny snek

>> No.35265225

>>35265205
you would be a very rich man
>>35265210
You know it man

>> No.35265253

>>35265222
God, milfs are my weakness

>> No.35265254

im a slut for heckpups

>> No.35265282

>>35265196
Mia's mom has got it goin' on.

>> No.35265284

I need them pics of monster girls being cute right now

>> No.35265287

>>35265196
she gives me weird feelings cause she's bad lady with loose morals that only wants me for my youth and vigor but also she's hot.

>> No.35265288

Imagine HOUNDED

>> No.35265292

>>35265282
Miia's mom is just her but better

>> No.35265303
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35265303

>>35265284

>> No.35265316
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35265316

>>35265284

>> No.35265334
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35265334

Anons with egg laying waifus, would you take turns watching the eggs?

>> No.35265342

>>35265316
>ezgif.com-gif-maker
But that's a jpeg.

>> No.35265345
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35265345

>>35265303

>> No.35265356
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35265356

>>35265334
>>35265345
Of course, that's my daughter in there.

>> No.35265357

>>35265342
They have a page for converting WEBP images to JPG.
https://ezgif.com/webp-to-jpg

>> No.35265365
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>>35265284

>> No.35265369
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>>35265356

>> No.35265370

>>35265334
that's a big egg

>> No.35265378

>>35265334
I'd be as careful as I could be. It would be scary to be honest.

>> No.35265388
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>>35265284

>> No.35265400
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>>35265369

>> No.35265409
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>>35265400

>> No.35265420
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>>35265409

>> No.35265430
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>>35265420

>> No.35265438

>>35264842
That's what proving your worth is.

>> No.35265444
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>>35265430

>> No.35265449

>>35264853
Unfortunately, MGE isn't fun. It's just kinda boring and has disturbing implications.

>> No.35265455
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>>35265444

>> No.35265462
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>>35262849

>> No.35265464
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>>35265455

>> No.35265471

>>35265464
I feel a strong desire to violently murder the man she's with.

>> No.35265473
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>>35265464

>> No.35265483

>>35265471
But anon, that man is faceless because he is (you)

>> No.35265484
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>>35265473

>> No.35265491
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>>35265484

>> No.35265494

>>35265370
She's a big gal

>> No.35265499
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35265499

>>35265491

>> No.35265500

>>35265483
Yeah, he's the real monster here. Human men deserve to be genocided for shackling the mamono to their whim.

>> No.35265505
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>>35265499

>> No.35265513
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35265513

>>35265505

>> No.35265519

Is there a particular reason you're spamming random pics?

>> No.35265523

>>35265519
MGEshitters think they own this thread

>> No.35265524
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35265524

>>35265513

>> No.35265527

>>35265519
My guess is trying to stop the shitposting from taking over.

>> No.35265528
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>>35265519
This (>>35265284) post wants monstergirls being cute and I'm providing.

>> No.35265536
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35265536

>>35262849

>> No.35265551
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>>35265536
Is that some goop cake?

>> No.35265556

>>35265551
I want to lick a gazer clean of all her goop to see what happens

>> No.35265561

>>35265303
we really need a nomadic sabbath for unexplored and sparsely populated regions of the world, I bet there's a lot of relatively isolated tribes in need of their enlightening influence and humanitarian aid.

>> No.35265562

>>35265449
It's escapist fantasy. Stop bothering with the "implications" and instead figure out how to work around them.

>> No.35265565

I want to give a gazer some degreasing soap

>> No.35265567
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35265567

Start running

>> No.35265568

>>35265562
That's just it. I'm not even overthinking it. The really weird and disturbing shit is lain bare.

>> No.35265576

>>35265567
But I'm still peeing!

>> No.35265578

>>35265409
I wonder if this works on the green ones?

>> No.35265580

>>35265567
It ai9n't rape, if we both want it

>> No.35265582

>>35265568
Fuck off with your bugboy RP

>> No.35265595
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35265595

>>35265578
She'll make fun of you

>> No.35265596

>>35265568
What sort of warped personality do you need to do that?
How often do you frequent >>>/pol/?

How often do you type globohomo? More than once a day?

>> No.35265607

>>35265567
instructions unclear, raped her instead

>> No.35265613

>>35265595
What terrible creatures.

>> No.35265614
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35265614

>>35265568
go write on tvtropes about it, nerd

>> No.35265622

>>35265449
>>35265568
>disturbing
Crawl back to your tumblr blog faggot

>> No.35265640

>>35265614
Who is this beautiful, muscular creature

>> No.35265645

What do you tease your wife for?

>> No.35265650
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35265650

>>35265645
because i love her and her diary is funny

>> No.35265663

>>35265645
>Acting overly-edgy out of turn
>Getting embarrassed over plushies or dozing off
>Getting embarrassed when out in public

>> No.35265665
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35265665

>>35265640

>> No.35265669

how can I get raped?

>> No.35265673

>>35265596
What are you even on about.

>> No.35265674

>>35265669
take off clothes, write looking for wife on chest, profit

>> No.35265679

New writefag here, been writing for about two months now and I have two pages written. I'm finding that I'm having trouble deciding between programming and writing at any given time. And I'm nearly always choosing programming. How do the writers on this board make time for writing monstergirl stories?

>> No.35265683

>>35265640
A lamia from FGO.
Or maybe they call them Nagas?

>> No.35265686

>>35265679
Don't make it about MGE. You'll never come out of that hole. Make your own setting

>> No.35265690

>>35265679
>been writing for about two months
>two pages written
Either gain some discipline, write something you actually care about, or realize that writing isn't for you. That may sound harsh but it's better to hear that now than get another two months and two pages in and still be nowhere closer to a release.

>> No.35265692

>>35265622
You think this has anything to do with the treatment of women? It kind of doesn't. If the genders were reversed, I'd feel the same way.

>> No.35265700

>>35265686
Mind elaborating? I've written several other decidedly not monstergirl related settings before, and stories for them, and I'm fairly curious what makes MGE, well, a hole?

>> No.35265703

>>35265700
It's a bait post anon. Ignore it.

>> No.35265704

>>35265686
Not the question he asked.

I did some writing for a few years set in a slight homebrew of canon MGE, and found it more than manageable.

>> No.35265707

>>35265334
Wait, Sin is actually from an egg?

>> No.35265709
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35265709

>>35265665
Always happy to see someone post Sidotama stuff in here.

>> No.35265710
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>>35265700
You're likely replying to the guy with an enormous grudge against MGE, so expect melodrama.

>> No.35265720

>>35265704
It's more about how it's hard to write in because of how limiting the world's rules are. MGQ is much better.

>> No.35265726

>>35265720
lol

>> No.35265727

>35265720
Confirmed for being a /tg/ retard. Fuck off back where you came from.

>> No.35265733

>>35265710
I want ran as my momster

>> No.35265740

>>35265720
>how limiting the world's rules are

Just figure it out. The guiding principle is "anything so long as the ending is happy". That's a large amount of leeway.

>> No.35265742

>>35265727
MGE is shit. Deal with it.

>> No.35265747
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35265747

>>35265733
Beware of cats who aren't interested in sharing.

>> No.35265751

I want a buff lilim to mind break me with her muscles.

>> No.35265752

>>35265650
Big
Meaty
Paws

>> No.35265755

>MGQ
I want a yandere goddess gf very badly

>> No.35265756

>>35265740
You really don't know how that works, do you?
I just hate how this thread automatically assumes everything has to obey MGE rules.

>> No.35265762

>>35265747
ok, am down with chen as my big sis

>> No.35265767
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35265767

>>35265755
>paws
>a2m
>paws

>> No.35265768
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35265768

>>35265755
Based

>> No.35265771

>>35265756
So go to the /tg/ threads where what you desire is the case.

>> No.35265773

>>35265499
Sisters shouldn't have saliva strings connecting their lips...

>> No.35265779

>>35265773
That's their culture stop being judgmental

>> No.35265789

>>35265779
what do I have to do to make it up to them?

>> No.35265795

>>35265756
What are tou talking about?
>Read the books
>Get an idea of the framework of the setting
>Write something

MGE is incredibly open ended, and you complain about being limited? Fess up. You want to write some cringe NTR, don't you? Or some horrific Grigori level of HFY.

>> No.35265797

>>35265679
I think >>35265690 has the right idea, but what you need to realize is that your first attempts at writing things will seem awkward to you. You've just gotta get everything you want to have in your story written out, then sleep on it and revise it as best you can later. It sounds like your slow progress might just be you trying to get everything perfect as you go, but you can't let yourself get hung up on every sentence. Things will flow better as you get more practice. Also the guy complaining about MGE is just a shitposter.

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35265803

>>35265762

>> No.35265808
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35265808

>>35265771
Watch. This story does not follow MGE rules.
>Be prince
>Demons want you dead because your holy blood is a precious sacrifice
>Paladin sea serpent girl offers to help you get to where you need to be by having you ride her back through the seas
>Whoops, the demons knew you were gonna show up at this beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnGPTR228hw
Watch as the people cry about it somehow being NTR

>> No.35265813

>>35265795
Thing is, I don't like the framework all that much. I also don't like NTR or HFY at all, just for the record.

>> No.35265816

>>35265789
You must to follow the sisters to their shared bed so they may show you what their people have to offer society. Education kills prejudice.

>> No.35265822

>>35265816
Ok, but why must lose my clothes to do so?

>> No.35265825

>>35265808
This story is garbage because the premise is cliche and the execution is bad.

Congrats. You left the MGE setting behind and wrote utter drivel. You must be so proud of yourself.

What was even the purpose of your post, other than bait?

>> No.35265828
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35265828

>>35265808
Are you 13? Why not post that in one of the dozen settings on /tg/ it would actually apply to instead of the one that sets itself apart from the others by NOT having evil monsters?

>Abloo bloo bloo this setting doesn't do the same shit as every goddamn fantasy setting ever made

>> No.35265835

How easy is it to travel to the Land of the Four Fiends?

>> No.35265841

>>35265828
it's different and uncomfortable, ergo bad.

>> No.35265842

>>35265828
This is the monstergirl thread, not the MGE thread. If that's the case, fucking title it so.

>> No.35265847

>>35265756
>I just hate how this thread automatically assumes everything has to obey MGE rules.
Then talk to /tg/ about it

>> No.35265851

>>35265841
Can you stop taking my side.
>>35265825
I never said I was a good writer, owing to my shit punctuation.

>> No.35265855

>>35265822
Questioning them is an insult Anon, stop being rude.

>> No.35265856

>>35265835
Get your passport and fill out the paperwork for a Visa.

Or sneak in.

>> No.35265860

>>35265842
Then why are you shilling your dumbfuck Paladin fantasy?

We love monster girls here, not sweaty dudes in armor.

>> No.35265862

>>35265808
>>Demons want you dead because your holy blood is a precious sacrifice
wrong setting m8, also pretty basic bitch extrapolation of the facts. Demons can still want you because of your holy blood. Here's a better story, fag.
>Be prince
>Demons want you to impregnate them because your holy blood is precious
>Paladin sea serpent girl offers to help you get to where you need to be by having you ride her back through the seas
>Whoops, the demons knew you were gonna show up at this beach
>They see you've bonded to the sea serpent, and honestly, it's far easier to just bring her into the fold than it is trying to tear your two essences apart by this point
>They just induce the two of you into a marathon sex session of primal breeding
>They still get their holy blood offspring, semen quota, fuck you can do donation drives, who cares.

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35265863

Holy fuck stop replying already.

>> No.35265864
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>>35265842
Because people can and will post things from other settings, because they know how to not stick out like a gigantic retard.
The unwritten rule isn't "MGE only" it's "nice monstergirl things."

>> No.35265867

>When Enslaved Anon gets ass blasted that his /tg/ thread is dead by his own hand because he wrote an awful setting and thinks his setting having 'choice' makes it better.
>Because he is so mad that people just enjoy a porn setting that is comfy over his 'deep, existential suffering'

>> No.35265872

>>35265808
Why do /tg/ shitters love this image so much?

>> No.35265875

>>35265855
Hey, I am just wondering why? Also why must I suck on their tits, I am not a baby

>> No.35265880

>When the nuki city states start loaning out their lance and crossbow mercenaries.
You may laugh but those tanukis fight hard for their coin, honor their contracts, and also are surprisingly easy to hide due to their small stature.

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35265887

>>35265863
But I'm having fun.

>> No.35265888

>>35265851
>I never said I was a good writer
Which is why your own "setting" consists of a short paste that can be read while taking a short shit that's more interesting than it and you resort to begging other writers to use it.

>> No.35265893

>>35265872
I wish they didn't, fuck man. Naga are cool, as are paladins. Naga paladins are extra neat.

>> No.35265899

>>35265867
I never said it was "Better" just less grim.

>> No.35265904

>>35265872
It's just me. It's one of the only monstergirl images I have on my computer.

>> No.35265917

>>35265842
Here's your problem. People post non-mge girls all the time, draphs, fox boats monster girl versions of skaven you name it. For most the part no one gives them trouble because it's not non-mge that's the problem, it's YOU.

You can't fucking help yourself, interjecting and pushing your view when people are enjoying themselves without having to acknowledge your existence. You've been told this by 3 fucking generals on different boards. Take a hint, no one wants to hear your opinion on MGE, you're like a kotaku author talking about political shit when people just want to read about video games.

>> No.35265920

What do you do for non-sexual comfy times with your wife/wives?
>big wife sits on couch
>sit in her lap
>she lays her fat tail on you lap
>she wraps a huge blanket around the both of you
>watch favorite tv shows together

>> No.35265925

>>35265917
Yeah, and I don't see them act like MGE rules don't apply to them.

>> No.35265930

>>35265880
I paid my two nuki mercs in leaves and then had them kicked out of the city by the guards. Do you think they're gonna come back? How fucked am I?

>> No.35265932
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35265932

>>35265920
The Dogpile™
Essentially pic except with Hellhound.

>> No.35265934

>>35265899
No, because your setting is worse.
There is actual violence in your setting with plenty of murder, torture, and killing of monster girls.
And 'choice' doesn't happen as many are so broken by being slaves that they have to follow the commands of actual monsters or die.
As much as you try to say 'but some make it out' there is still a huge, off screen population that continues to live in fear with no choice as they are terrified of death and hoping that they are slightly more useful than the next person so that they don't get thrown into the stew pot, turned into the next training dummy, or just made into a 'toy' to be played with till it stops moving.

Go back to /tg/ and bump your thread until the stars grow cold, because you won't learn what is wrong with your setting, try to fix it, or accept that you have fucked up to such an insane degree that even the autists that hate MGE dislike you.

>> No.35265942

>>35264955
She doesn't like garlic

>> No.35265944

>>35265920
I let her coil around me while possible, when not. I grab the tip of tail in my hand, I also sit on her lap while drawing.

>> No.35265945

>>35265925
what a bizarre place the world must be for you.

>> No.35265948

>>35265917
He gets it anon, he's just an insufferable faggot. Save your breath.

>> No.35265949

>>35265934
Some is a massive understatement. The absolute minimum chance for escape is, on average, 50.

>> No.35265953

>>35265887
Source? Saucenao couldn't do anything and google's being a little DMCA shit.

>> No.35265955

>>35264955
She hates veggies with a passion

>> No.35265956

>>35265930
Anon, you renegaded on a contract with tanukis.
You're going to find the city offered a very nice, cordial letter asking for you to be turned over for punishment due to reneging on your payment of them or they're gong to engage in some 'aggressive aquisitions' that may or may not result in the city having to pay some 'additional fees' for aiding and abetting a criminal.

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35265964

>35265949

>> No.35265973
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Stop responding to bait dipshits. Be like Mero.

>> No.35265979

>>35265964
Sometimes the point flies so far about his head that it runs the risk of burning up on re-entry.

>> No.35265981

>>35265953
Well it's a crop, so yeah it's pretty much impossible to reverse search. Here:
https://exhentai.org/g/417511/05c3af2143/

>> No.35265983

The thread is already shit because of /tg/, so now is a good time to declare that liking alps does not make me gay.

>> No.35265990

>>35265964
If it makes you feel better, they rarely actually KILL the slaves, because that's a waste. There's always a chance some mamono is going to snap and beat a monster to death in an utterly satisfying display of vengeance.

>> No.35265994

>>35265983
>35265949
u are gay

>> No.35265995

Jinko bakers.

>> No.35266002

>>35265995
Miss, there's fur in the food.

>> No.35266003

>>35263390
Look how THRILLED she is to have her boyfriend molesting her ears. She never imagined he's take the initiative, and certainly not so fast. There is a little part of her that's afraid of the relationship going so fast (she pounced on him while he was waiting for his McManti Meal™ two days ago), but it feels SO RIGHT.

She'll probably call her mother later tonight to get her advice (copious excited Manticore squeeing will be involved)

>> No.35266004

>>35265983
As an ethical shitposter, I'm going to hold onto the penisposting until a latter date where the thread is under shit threshold limits.

>> No.35266005
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>>35265920
>big wife sits on couch
what if big wife is the couch?

>> No.35266011

>>35265995
for a second thought it said jinko bankers

>> No.35266012

>>35265981
Thank you kindly

>> No.35266014

So, if Ye Olde Monstres still existed, it would make sense that the DL and co wouldn't be too happy about them.

Would you and your waifu be up for some jolly cooperation, earning big rewards from the DL herself for hunting "true monsters"?

I'd be all over that. Sounds fun. And victory sex is the best kind of sex.

>> No.35266017

>>35266005
She has to be, because the actual couch was crushed into oblivion under her massive gunt.

>> No.35266018

>>35266002
That does actually does bring up a question of how they bake if they have long hair/fur parts.
Do they have plastic gloves on them?

>>35266011
I mean, they can exist as well.
Also serves as their own security in a pinch.

>> No.35266024

>>35266005
That wock needs to hit the gym.

>> No.35266025

>>35265860
Monstergirls, on the other hand, absolutely ADORE sweaty dudes in armor, especially if they've been on a long march and haven't seen a woman in weeks

>> No.35266028

>>35266005
Consider the following formation:
big wife
anon
couch

>> No.35266032

>>35266028
my face is ready

>> No.35266033

>>35266028
I don't think he can lift that couch with her on it.

>> No.35266053

>>35266033
then lift heavier

>> No.35266055

>>35265917
It's not the real enslavedanon, he would be apologizing in between his schizo rants. It's just a shitposter pretending to be him for attention.

>> No.35266056

>>35266014
Yeah

>> No.35266059

>>35265920
My waifu has a minor hobby in trying to see how much she can get away with without me getting horny.

She's just so incredibly beautiful that getting me to calm down is really a hassle. Cuddling on the couch and watching TV helps.

>> No.35266090

>>35265920
draw her

>> No.35266095

Tanuki mercenaries probably have to shell out extra for tail guards.
Don't want the fluff getting damage.

>> No.35266097

>>35266095
Do they get mistaken for pangolin girls?

>> No.35266104

>>35266095
Kek

>> No.35266107

>>35266097
how would pangolin girls act?

>> No.35266115

>>35266097
Depends.
I don't know if they'd have what basically amounts to a chainmail 'hair net' or if they'd shell out for a full/partial plate covering.

>>35266104
Look, just because they fight for coin doesn't mean they want to explain to their kids/husband some day about why they have a nub or a huge amount of mofu missing.

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>> No.35266145

>Salamanders start complaining to the demon lord about the tanukis.
>Or, more specifically, their crossbows.
>"We can't get a good fight in if they keep taking out order knights with demon-silver crossbows!"
>Meanwhile the elves are smugging it up with longbows and the oni are just not mentioning how they have huge, fuckoff warbows that are basically mini-ballistae

>> No.35266155

>>35266145
then the sallies should launch themselves out cannons at the enemies

>> No.35266162
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>Why is everyone calling me a hag?
>I am not old! I am barely 100 years old, I am the youngest at the lodge!
>Everyone else there is at least twice as old me!

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>>35266145
The smug disappears pretty fast when they realize that shooting from afar means they're the last in line to get a man.

>> No.35266169

>>35266155
Anon please, this is a serious setting.
Now excuse me while I go on to describe chainmail bikini wearing lizardwomen complaining to a sex demon about why little racoon girls with crossbows are hurting their husband hunting opportunities.

>> No.35266178

>>35266162
>Everyone else there is at least twice as old me!
>"Really? Please, tell me more."

>> No.35266180

>>35266155
>>35266169
Catapults are the way to go

>> No.35266182

>>35263727
ew sodomy

I would tweak it slightly, where she sucks you off after school and you eat her out because 'that's what friends are for'. Over time, the boy goes from enjoying hot sexy fun with his tomboy Succ best friend to falling head over heels for her, but she makes him wait until they both graduate to agree to marry him.

the twist: he is a slacker that has to bust his butt senior year to make sure he graduates on time so he can slip a ring on her blue finger

>> No.35266186

>>35266168
Well, last to get the spoils of battle.
When it comes to pay, they still get payed the most and all it takes is a tour in the newly taken lands or nearby village to nab a man.

>> No.35266189

>>35266169
then the sallies need to git gud

>> No.35266197

>>35266168
That's just plain dishonorable, you shooter was the one who caught him

>> No.35266202

>>35266162
>Yummy centenarian middle-aged White Witch

Based, I'd give her a hug and dry her tears

>> No.35266209

>>35266180
>Not the superior siege engine
Besides, they can't even belt out their title, list of accomplishments, and hear their husband to be's response if they're being launched towards the enemy.

>>35266189
>you still get a husband don't you?
>Well yes but not the way we want! Its no fun if he's got three demon silver bolts in him already.

>> No.35266212

>>35266162
TIME TO FUCK SOME HAGS SENSELESS

>> No.35266216

>>35263688
>Silver creeping coin with ruby nipples

HOT

>> No.35266221
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>>35266197
>Sorry, twiggy. First come first serve.

>> No.35266226

>>35266221
Why is this dog so fat

>> No.35266228
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>"User, it is time for mating."
>"Not right now, sweetie."
>Metal Gear Rising faceplate clacks together
>"That was not a request, User."

>> No.35266232

>>35266226
Too many scooby snacks.

>> No.35266236

>>35266226
american dog

>> No.35266252

>>35266209
They can if they have a loud speaker and parachute

>> No.35266254

>>35266162
I am the youngest at 20

>> No.35266255

>>35266228
I like that they register their user with their tongue. I'd delay this process to see what happens.

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>>35266226
Tank build.

>> No.35266275

>>35266263
>very few monsters realize that putting points into vitality raises the fertility stat

>> No.35266286

>>35266059
I really love the idea of a magically beautiful girl that enchants her husband into a horny mess just by letting her hair down or kicking off her shoes, and then spends the rest of the evening absent-mindedly bouncing up and down in his lap or grinding on him slowly while they watch a movie together

>> No.35266290

>>35266275
Orcs do.
Why do you think their HP is so high?

>> No.35266295

>>35266228
>I possess an intellect far beyond human reckoning.
>You don’t say... okay then, what is the meaning of life? Why are we here?
>I am here to fuck you.
>boss music starts

>> No.35266297
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35266297

Remember that if you see a Monster struggling to adapt to our world, give them a helping hand and make sure they're hanging in there. It can be an unpleasant adjustment sometimes.

>> No.35266300

>>35266295
I love my wives and they understand a lot of things but getting me to talk about bioware is something we can't do anymore.

>> No.35266310

>>35266255
>User registration is 15-minute lip-lock Frenching (with her growing your ass and slipping a leg around your waist)

>Jailbreaking involves using your cock instead of your lips

>> No.35266341

I want to drink milk from an exotic monster girl

>> No.35266351
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35266351

Kakuens have great potential for learning martial arts, but they must learn discipline first. No being lewd or molesting the male students!

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35266369

>>35266295
>No Yandere SHODAN waifu

>> No.35266375

>>35266369
you aren't leaving that station and no one is getting in.

>> No.35266387

>>35266341
It's like an unlabeled potion, you don't know what you're gonna get.
At least with something like Minotaur milk you know it's going to boost your strength stat.

>> No.35266408

>>35266375
>Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial bloodline? When the history of my glory is written, your name shall adorn every page detailing my magnificence. Our children shall be the perfect union of flesh and steel, man and machine. For you are perfect, and I am perfect. I am SHODAN.

>> No.35266416

>>35266341
>>35266387
I want to try the following milks and see what happens: shoggoth milk, gazer milk, echidna milk, and nightgaunt milk.

>> No.35266418

>>35266387
would drinking haku milk boost your int and wis?

>> No.35266421

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes the humble skeleton can do something impressive.
Like learn magic!

You don't see zombie mages around now do you?

>> No.35266426

>>35266408
>When a monster girl is a huge narcassist with a god complex she thinks you're perfect simply because she chose you.
>To the point that she starts making up excuses when you goof or make a mistake.

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35266428

>>35266421
What's a Lich then?
Because they sure aren't skellies.

>> No.35266429

>>35266418
+INT -CHA

>> No.35266433

>>35266297
What kind of scam calls would monster girls make?

>> No.35266435

>>35266428
Lich's aren't zombies and the amount of flesh they'd have remaining would vary depending on their aesthetic tastes and how they attained lichdom.

>> No.35266437

>>35266416
Shoggoth milk gives you massive bonuses to your knowledge, but too much reduces your sanity.

>> No.35266443

>>35266437
Shog milk gives you esoteric knowledge but only if you pass a sanity test.

>> No.35266450

>>35266433
>hello this is IRS
>pay us in Itunes giftcards

>> No.35266455
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35266455

>>35266435
>Lich's aren't zombies

>> No.35266457

>>35266429
why lost cha?

>> No.35266459

>>35266369
>Fighting an ancient AI with hundreds of sexy robot bodies
>Defeat her (barely) by installing CumSlut.exe
>Now everytime she tries something nefarious, like crashing the Tanuki Stock Exchange or havking the O.R.D.E.R. Nuclear Fire Control system, one of her extremely slutty automata bodies has to trot over and suck you off
>She is super irritated at first, but after a while she starts to enjoy the challenge of making you cum in increasingly unique and exquisite ways
>Constantly surrounded by a mini-harem of rotating slut bots that pamper you night and day, while her more serious personalities inhabit more businesslike automata that maintain her underground lair
>Ocassionally you bend one of those over and take her when she isn't expecting it
>Eventually she's so busy trying to keep her horny sub-personalities in check she doesn't have time to cause much mischief online

>> No.35266462

>>35266443
Sometimes you learn too much and wish you hadn't. Like how amazing Cthulhu's ass and breasts are.

>> No.35266473

>>35266437
It causes you to hear wurm sounds on the walls of your house and to name your Caith Sith after a racial slur.

>> No.35266480

>>35266426
Well, obviously you're perfect. She chose you, didn't she?

And of course your daughters will be doubly perfect, maybe quadruply perfect. The world must bow and acknowledge the divine perfection of her handsome, intelligent, charming, gracious, powerful, eloquent, and (of course) irresistibly sexy hubby!

>> No.35266483

>>35266455
Please.
Lichs can be skeletal, this is just meat based propaganda.

>>35266462
>So Mastah, what have you learned?
>.....Cthuga has an amazing ass.
>Rest of the day is spent with Shoggy trying out various rear sizes and shapes to see which one attracts your attention the most

>> No.35266484

>>35266416
Echinda milk, gives a perma boner as long as you haven't knocked up a monster

>> No.35266486

Choose a species.
Now give us a single sentence that would make her take you immediately, without using their name.

>> No.35266495

>>35266483
>t. skellie mad

>> No.35266504

>>35266486
>any species
hey boss, can i have a crumb of pussy please?

>> No.35266506

>>35266486
>Salamander
>"Hey! Sally! You pitch like a GIRL!"

>> No.35266518

>>35266286
If I'm not careful, I tend to get stuck in a loop of horny, where I start imagining my waifu getting smug about me being horny, and that reaction of hers makes me even hornier.

So I need my waifu to either deliberately and methodically work to calm me down, or deliberately and methodically milk every last drop out of me, until I pass out.

Option 2 got old very fast, so we try for Option 1 so it doesn't ruin date night.

>> No.35266521

>>35266483
Silly mastah.

>> No.35266531
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35266531

Assert sexual dominance over alps by repeatedly bullying their wombs.

>> No.35266533

>>35266531
>alps
gross

>> No.35266536

>>35266486
whoa that's a huge bitch

>> No.35266537

>>35266533
>you
homosexual

>> No.35266548

>>35266486
I like how you dig

>> No.35266560

>>35266416
I would imagine shoggoth milk makes you a little thirstier after a while and encourages dependence on the shoggoth for optimal master-hood.

>> No.35266569

>>35266486
My coconut gun fires in spurts.

>> No.35266571

>>35266486
>Nice tits, dude.

>> No.35266578

>>35266486
>Shoggoth
"Make me a sandwich."

>> No.35266582

>>35266486
Can you teach me math?

>> No.35266588

>>35266521
>>35266560

Really liked that short gree text last thread about the Shoggoth knight who defeats a human knight, only to immediately refer to him as Mastah and reach down and brush the dirt off his face and carry him back to camp to clean him up and get him some supper.

Something about being defeated but also made into her Mastah is a really cool twist.

>> No.35266608

>>35266560
>Drinking a tall glass of pink-purple Shog Slime (faintly bioluminescent and resembling Lava Lamp goo)
>Keep smacking your lips absent-mindedly and checking the empty glass in case theirs a sip left
>After a few minutes you ask Shoggy for some more
>She happily rushes to refill it
>Repeat until you are eating and drinking Shog slime at every meal and sipping Shog smoothies all day during work.

>> No.35266619

>>35266486
>Manticore
Tail me

>> No.35266631
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35266631

Consider the following: dwarf gf.

>> No.35266637

>>35266486
I LOVE MILK

>> No.35266641

>>35266631
Too short, not fluffy enough.

>> No.35266644
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35266644

But what if I didn't want a monster waifu. What if I just wanted a woman from the order, maybe I won't have the perks a monster has, but I'll be happy with it.

>> No.35266651

>>35266644
ideally you'd post in a different thread or something

>> No.35266656

>>35266486
They do call me hotblooded

>> No.35266657

>>35266644
Just get a doppelganger who mainly takes human forms.

>> No.35266665

>>35266619
>Instead of 'beer me'! you say 'tail me' when you want to make out with her warm, wet, VERY friendly appendage

Just be careful she doesn't get jealous of you making out with her tail like a high school boy on prom night

>> No.35266679

>>35266531
>no alp roommate to bully sexually
Why even live?

>> No.35266684

>>35266631
Sounds just as bad as a regular woman.

>> No.35266687

>>35266486
i like your hoard

>> No.35266701

>>35266486
>Get away from me, hoe!

>> No.35266705
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>>35266631
I need a bit MORE than that

>> No.35266720

>>35266644
>Marry your human childhood sweetheart
>She's a sweet, loving girl that is thrilled to have landed a man like you, but sometimes she's a bit insecure about herself, especially when she sees other men settling down with powerful mages, ancient dieties, and giant beastgirls, all of whom are surpassingly beautiful
>You love her more than anything, but you sense she's unhappy, that she wishes she could be more, even though she knows you love her for who she is
>Eventually, disturbed by all her self-doubts, the Demon assigned to your neighborhood appears while she's home alone and interrogates her
>After your wife confesses her secret doubts and desire to be a monster, the friendly CC Demon makes her a deal--she'll cast a subtle little spell giving her the confidence of an Arch-Demoness, if she promises to love you unconditionally for 7 years. If by the end of that period she still wants to become a monster, she promises to grant her enough Demon Mana to transform her into the Monster of her choice.
>The bride happily agrees, especially when the demon reminds her of what she can do that no monster can: bring more strong Men into the world

The price? Well, the crafty Demon may or may not have added a fertility enhancer to her charm spell--she'll come to claim the happy couple's first-born son sooner or later....

>> No.35266731

>>35266608
Reminds me of a story I google-translated on KC's site. Over time he would hallucinate the objects he was interacting with as parts of his maid and the in disguise shoggoth gave him "milk tea" where he thought he was suckling on her breast.

>> No.35266751

>>35266679
>no alp roommate to bully sexually until she starts to secretly enjoy it and anticipate it
>then she suggests you start fucking because it's just stress relief for the both of you
>then she suggests you two start dating because you're already fucking anyways
>then get married because you're already dating anyways
>then have kids because you're already married anyways
Feelsbadman

>> No.35266758

>>35266486
I have reached the maximum out-of-pocket on my deductible, meaning you can break my pelvis as much as you want.

>> No.35266773
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35266773

Back at it again to post more cute vampires.

>> No.35266798

>>35266773
Take ancient vampires out to a sunny day on the beach while making them wear sexy swimsuits.

>> No.35266841
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>>35266773
>Now, now, Bela, dear, what did I tell you about sucking out ALL of Anon's semen? You must be gentle with the little man-things, they need rest and gentle.love too
"Ugh, but mo-THERRRR, he's sooo tasty! And, like, he makes such cute noises when I suck on him!"
>No backtalk, young lady! Don't make me suspend your cuddling privileges. Now, go downstairs and make Anon darling a nice snack plate. He'll need to keep up his strength for...me...tonight *shows fangs*. You can feed him and then snuggle him while he takes his mid-day nap. Doesn't that sound nice?
"Yes, Mummy, right away Mummy."
>Good girl. Now then, have you other two decided what you'll be doing with our dear little Man-Thing tomorrow?
"Swimming up at the lake, and then we want to take him strawberry picking down in the vale!"
>Splendid idea! It should be more than warm enough--I'll pack us a nice picnic with lots of rare red meat--we wouldn't want Anon getting anemic, now would we girls?
*Muffled moans of pleasure and terror from Anon as he's peppered with black lipstick kisses and nipped by fangs*

>> No.35266857
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35266857

>>35266773
I want to bully a vampire by constantly getting her pregnant with damphirs!

>> No.35266863

>>35266857
>"How dare you keep giving me these little half-bloods!...Though they are quite cute..."

>> No.35266875

>>35266486
bite me

>> No.35266901
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WARNING: Snuggler Alert

>> No.35266931

>>35265614
Tv tropes had an article for mge years ago but it was deleted

>> No.35266933

Consider tanned Shirohebi gyarus.

>> No.35266936

>>35266863
>vampire mansion is filled with damphirs
>on the outside it might seem like it would be chaos inside
>on the inside however, the damphirs are sweethearts with their mother
>most likely since they see their mother being dragged off by dad too often for "grown up snuggles"
>don't think dad needs saving

>> No.35266944
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35266944

Anybody know where this is from? I've hit it with every reverse image searching tool I know and nothing's turned up. My quest to collect and catalog every work of oni art must continue.

>> No.35266949

>>35263092
I must spank that hound to teach her a lesson.

>> No.35266964

>>35266936
>as she's getting dragged to the bedroom, she's begging with her husband
>"W-wait, my love! You're going to give me proper vampire spawn this time, r-right?"
>he just gives her a smirk, making her even more nervous
>"R-right?"
>then the doors close behind them

>> No.35266981
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I'm gonna beat a salamander with sword AND spell.

>> No.35266996

>>35266981
it's much easier to defeat one with a bucket of cold water

>> No.35267005

>>35266996
I don't think they'd respect me as much.

>> No.35267025

>>35266949
Anon trying to die

>> No.35267045
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35267045

>>35266949
What's the next part of your master plan?

>> No.35267049

>>35267005
a good salamander will never respect a doubleclassing met*mancer either way, so might as well go all the way and ensure that she will never have the chance to humiliate you for your cowardly ways.

>> No.35267052

>>35266964
How does a husband ensure full-blooded daughterus?

>> No.35267064

>>35267052
Dad still human = dhampir
Dad is incubus = vampire

>> No.35267085

>>35266964
>vampire and Anon finally have a regular vampire daughter
>however, because she's surrounded by her damphir sisters, she grows up to be like them
>mom can only quietly seethe while she watches her tomboy vamp daughter fence with her other daughters

>> No.35267086
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>>35267052
You do so by being a good diligent servant to your vampire wife letting her drink as much blood as she wants, then when you eventually become an incubus you go and fuck until she’s pregnant.

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>>35267086
Mine says no need to worry, in fact she doesn't really talk much at all.

>> No.35267157

>>35267133
God, best to get the fucking bug repellent.

>> No.35267198

>>35267045
Only one hand is cuffed, anon starts spanking the officer

>> No.35267202

>>35267064
Is there any way to resist becoming an incubus so you can keep having dhampirs?

>> No.35267205

>>35267198
From a cowgirl position the best he’s gonna be managing is some aimless flailing.

>> No.35267211

>>35266901
Link? Cursed sarches find nothing.

>> No.35267213

>>35267202
Nope. Make hay while the sun shines.
That said, there’s probably potions or something of the like that can help get you dhampirs regardless.

>> No.35267217
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>>35267211
https://twitter.com/genuinefrugert/status/1244617260586512384

>> No.35267227

>>35267133
>Doesn't talk much

Well, not until her third sugary iced coffee, anyway. Beware gyaryu Mos-cuties slurping chocolate-mocha iced coffee in a Sea Bishop Coffee shop, they'll want to be slurping on something else if you catch their eye...

>> No.35267287

>>35267133
Barb can make even the shittiest and most annoying MG look good

>> No.35267292

>>35267205
Where theres a will theres a way, that butt will be spanked.

>> No.35267303

>>35267217
I want a yeti to sit on my face

>> No.35267331

>>35266297
Why is an elf working tech support anyway when they never even invented the wheel?

>> No.35267410

>>35266297
Frustrated wild hip breaking closet sex with a super pissed off elf!

>> No.35267417
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Is buying a kikimora cleaning supplies the same thing as proposing to them?

>> No.35267534

Living with black harpies sounds really nice. Seeing how they have that whole "one big family" thing going on.
Parties would be annoying however since everyone would love to come no matter how small the celebration.

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>>35264833
spider butt
spider butt
does whatever a spider butt does

>> No.35267711

>>35267659
Would join her spider cult.

>> No.35267776

>>35267659
I want to cum inside of Elise so bad. Worship her Body every day.

>> No.35267992
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>>35265536
Abyssals needs love too.

>> No.35268077
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Are the people in wonderland degenerate like /d/ level or have they gone so far they came back to things like hand holding and other romantic stuff?

>> No.35268078

>>35266486
>Let me lick your abs

>> No.35268091

>>35268077
jabberwocks and maybe some jubjubs are that level, cheshires or march hares maybe not so much

>> No.35268213

>>35268077
I like the idea that they become like someone who has tasted dishes all over the world only to come back and find their favorite is their mom's food.

>> No.35268243

>>35268077
>Tell jabberwocks all the kinky shit your going to do to her
>She get super exited
>Tell her about the things that are beyond even /d/ tier
>She's getting soaking wet from this
>Tell her you want to take her on a romantic date and hold her hand
>She gets super flustered and tells you she's not ready for that yet

>> No.35268318

Would you be okay with MGE P'Orcs doing and going on literal WAAAGHs for the sake of raiding for treasures, husbands and conquer land?

>> No.35268353

>>35262961
Please do not ever post this again.

>> No.35268479

>>35268318
That's more or less what I've always imagine them doing.
Just imagine your some city guard for some pretty well defended order city on the borders.
You get the occasional monster girl attack, but often nothing more than a few werewolves or something, they can easily be handled and more often then not just give up when you close the gates.
But one day you're at the gates, checking merchants as they come in, an then you can feel the ground start to shake as you hear distant roars.
You let the last of the merchants in before closing the gates as the shouting grows louder.
Everyone else is really on edge as you see the orc hoard approaching, you sound the alarm, but it's too late to do anything.
After the battle several of the orcs were impressed with your fighting and you ended up with a orc harem.

>> No.35268560

>>35268318
I'm okay with any monstergirls busting into places and making off with boys. That village violated their NAP by depriving them of penis to begin with.

>> No.35268612

>>35268318
That's what I imagine they do anyway.
Maybe less of a WAAAGH and more some sort of OIIINK

>> No.35268629

>>35268612
Pig girls are okay, but I prefer orcs.

>> No.35268637
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>>35268318
Gonna need more Galz for a WAAAGH

>> No.35268657

>>35268629
Yeah, I prefer green to ham.
I don't really want any Warhammer seeping into MGE, but if Orks were in I'd be fine with that.

>> No.35268669

>>35266459
>THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE.

>> No.35268690

>>35268657
Ehh, I don't really like orks. Too goofy, they'd paint your cock red to make you fuck faster and it would work Gib noble savage warcraft level orcs.

>> No.35268692
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>>35268637
Stand for Orc anthem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZWv7DsvxE

>> No.35268724

>>35268669
>I THINK, THEREFORE I A.M. inlovewithyou

>> No.35268745

>>35268692
I thought it would have been this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0uMisUnqlk

>> No.35268815

>>35268669
>>35268724
Puts a whole new spin on the elevator rape scene!

>> No.35268818
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>tfw no big booty soft dark mage to sit on my face while she studies her magical tomes

>> No.35268835
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35268835

>>35268818

>> No.35268880
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Be my guest, be my guest, maybe even grope my chest~

>> No.35268915

>>35268318
>>35268479
>>35268560
>>35268612
>>35268637
>>35268692
MGE's version Grimgor Ironhide and Black Orks when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfsmgy6HMMc

>> No.35268952

>>35268915
Never. MGE isn't western fantasy. It's JP dragon quest tier fantasy.

>> No.35269258

>>35268880
That's the kind of look where I wouldn't be sure if she was planning to "eat" me or actually eat me.

>> No.35269311

>>35269258
But would you eat her? Heroes don't do that

>> No.35269316

>>35269258
Have you ever seen a dragon just eat bread, candles and strawberries? I haven't. Hope you wore your running shoes.

>> No.35269351

>>35269316
But there's a turkey

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>Good Day Stranger(s) and welcome to me humble inn. What can I do for yee's?

>> No.35269376

>>35269351
That's on your side of the table, so that's yours.

>> No.35269403

>Radical demon girls ambush you
>Put your penis in a chastity cage
>Chastity cage isn't a chastity cage, it's a portal cage.
>The other end connects to their barracks
>Have to experience at minimum a few days of your cock being sucked & fucked round the clock, regardless of your situation.

>> No.35269405

>>35269376
I'm on my side of the table too...

>> No.35269414

so what would a vultute harpy's motif be?
going after sloopy seconds?

>> No.35269448
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Is Lum a Monster Girl?

>> No.35269451

>>35269403
Hot
Though they could have just imprisoned me in the barracks to be honest

>> No.35269503

>>35269365
Look at her hands, someone needs to feed that poor woman

>> No.35269550

>>35269414
Picking on old, young and infirm, and making them very firm. Or they have very strong working relationships with local liches and supply them with materials in return for cheap undead incubi husbandos.

Also, don't 1:1 them.
>New World vultures often vomit when threatened or approached. Contrary to some accounts, they do not "projectile vomit" on their attacker in defense, but to lighten their stomach load to ease take-off. The vomited meal residue may distract a predator, allowing the bird to escape. New World vultures also urinate straight down their legs; the uric acid kills bacteria accumulated from walking through carcasses, and also acts as evaporative cooling

>>35269451
There's a live feed of you going about your day, so they can laugh at you and deepthroat you at the most inappropriate times,.

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>>35269550
>There's a live feed of you going about your day, so they can laugh at you and deepthroat you at the most inappropriate times
I feel like I would just be laying in bed all day trying to thrust into whatever demon hole or hand they offer me. I am a hopeless demon addict.

>> No.35269664

>>35269621
Then they enter your house to point and laugh and tease you in person.

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>>35269664
>humping the air or the bed like a madman while demons laugh at you
o-oh no

>> No.35269777

>>35269704
Then the one using it joins them and they all group blowjob you while laughing at your reactions as you watch them.

Truly, a horrible fate.

>> No.35269826

>>35269448
>Lum
My gains... I lost so much money yesterday...

>> No.35269840

>>35269777
So cruel! Demon holes are too addicting.
Hopefully they let me use their divine thighs as well

>> No.35269877

>>35269840
They dump doppel potion on just your penis so they can all have a go at tormenting you at the same time. You'll be driven to madness.

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>>35268818
All's quiet in the study hall.

>> No.35269903

>>35269826
What?

>> No.35269924

>>35269414
Probably stakeout human divorce courts

>> No.35270020
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How do you like your robots?

>> No.35270054

>>35270020
Combinable

>> No.35270078

>>35269877
>mindbreak by demons
They better take responsibility.

>> No.35270094
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>>35270020
dominant

>> No.35270095

>>35270020
>robots
a gangbang of whining

>> No.35270122
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Which Monstergirl states do accept the sacrificial shota as a form of currency? Also will monstergirls who accept a sacrificial shota treat the boy well? I do not want to feel guilty knowing or thinking that little boy is in danger to such monsters.

>> No.35270159

>>35270020
Pregnant

>> No.35270177

>>35270078
Of course, you're their toy to love and cherish now. The retirement papers are already filled, they've got a manor to live together in as a harem as payment for their services, with more benefits to come as they get impregnated.

>> No.35270202

>35270094
Same except not made to look like a scalie.

>> No.35270253
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Which of these three would you rather passionately lick your face for a morning?
>Hellhound's hot, smelly, slimy mouth
>Kikimora's warm, minty, syrupy mouth
>Anubis' warm, sticky, slavering mouth

>> No.35270261

>>35266901
I'm going to lock my doors and windows with small, delicate locks that her big paw fingers can't open, that'll show The Snuggler!

>> No.35270269
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The dragon demands heirs,ALOT of them

>> No.35270274

>>35270253
Deredere Hellhound would be the best

>> No.35270291

>>35270253
kiki would just poke me with a broom,no licking until marriage

>> No.35270295

>>35270269
150 eggs, thus sayeth Spyro 3

>> No.35270300

>>35270122
>Which Monstergirl states do accept the sacrificial shota as a form of currency?
I actually remember reading an h comic with that premise that was pretty hot, granted it had things that these threads may not agree with since the demongirl those two boys were sent as "sacrifices" to was apparently into boy on boy stuff
i mean she fucked them both in the end , but yeah she made them do things as she watch and got off to it

>> No.35270309

>>35270253
ive seen that face somwhere...

>> No.35270310

>>35270291
Hiring a kiki as a meido is practically marriage, albeit, informal.

>> No.35270329
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>Anon marries a very haughty creeping coin
>She's very proud of her noble lineage
>That didn't stop her from having children with him though
>First daughter is born, she's a carbon copy of her mother appearance-wise
>"Oh, ho, ho! Did you expect your commoner lineage to win against my bloodline?"
>"You'll need to sire several daughters if you wish to even entertain a chance!"
>Anon doesn't really care about bloodlines that much
>But he's all in for having a big family with his cute wife
>Next several daughters still look almost exactly like their mother
>But the eight daughter is born taking after Anon
>She has Anon's eye color for her highlights instead of the usual royal red
>Wife pampers her cute newborn 'commoner' daughter like no tomorrow

>> No.35270331

>>35270309
Explain

>> No.35270336

>>35270310
But what if she came with the house?

>> No.35270337

>>35270291
She would use a warm wet towel to wake you up. Why you never see a towel and sometimes see a line of drool on her mouth when you wake up is a mystery.

>> No.35270368

>>35270177
>a harem of teasing demons
Never knew I wanted this fearboner

>> No.35270376

>>35270336
You have to sign so much stuff to buy a house, it's your fault if you signed the marriage contract without reading it.

>> No.35270381

Seeing the latest FGO stuff and the yandere fairies has rekindled my interest in a yandere demon realm.

>> No.35270400

>>35270336
>Hard enough to keep up with who owns this house. One side moves in, the other moves out. I tell them, "I ain't leaving! I come with the place!" Ha!"
>I remember one morning, long time ago, I woke up and the place was run by some Orcs. Went to bed that night, it was all vampires. Don't matter to me.
Is her name Agnis?

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>>35270331
It's a parody of this

>> No.35270454

>>35270253
Kiki. Gib street-pure-sheet-slut slavwife

>> No.35270461
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>Anon thinks he can take on the fallen one

>> No.35270487
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>> No.35270507
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I took responsibility

>> No.35270510
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Do you prefer small fairies or human sized fairies?

>> No.35270515

>>35270329
We need more creeping coin stories.

>> No.35270544

>>35270507
Scuba diving marshmallow?

>> No.35270545

>>35268091
Jubjubs are hearts, they're just horny all the time.
Hatters on the other hand are diamonds so make sure to never drink anything at one of their tea parties

>> No.35270551
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>>35268818
Sometimes there is a lot of dark mage to worship

>> No.35270562

>>35270510
About the size of an onahole, ideally.

>> No.35270569

>>35270551
Dark mage cow, will she give me her milk

>> No.35270581

>>35268077
Spades, clubs, and heart suit monster girls are /d/ tier degenerates. Spades are fit, active degenerates. Clubs are sleepy, introvert degenerates. Hearts are extremely horny degenerates.

Diamond suit monster girls are so degenerate that not even /d/egenerates could even fathom or imagine the fetishes or sexual ideas that pop into their heads.

>> No.35270596

>>35270507
Marshmallow Cat in space! What a great storybook!

>> No.35270609

>>35270510
human, or alternatively, I want to shrink

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Superhero vampire sounds cheesy

>> No.35270620

>>35270581
Diamond girls aren't /d/egenerates. They're /trash/

>> No.35270623

>>35270510
Fairies are scum. Almost as bad as foxes.

>> No.35270637
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>And now for my secret ingredient, love!

>> No.35270639

>>35270623
Hey, my fox wife is not bad

>> No.35270650

>>35267217
If anyone can tell me where I can find an archived version of that yeti story I'd be very grateful

>> No.35270658

>>35270620
I don't believe you, Miss Alp

>> No.35270663

>>35270639
Bro? Your liver?

>> No.35270678

>>35270569
If you give her some future apprentices by impregnating her.

>> No.35270688

>>35270663
tis a flesh wound

>> No.35270693
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How would a fox react to having a son that looks completely like her husband?

>> No.35270716

>>35270678
I can, but she needs to stop reading those doujins for a bit

>> No.35270731

>>35270693
completely spoil rotten for sure,or pair him up with her friend daugher

>> No.35270733

>>35270637
Toxic love

>> No.35270736

>>35270658
If you knew what unholy things happened on /trash/ you would.

>> No.35270765

>>35270733
Hey. it ain't toxic

>> No.35270801
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>>35270733
OIL AND GRIME
POISON SLUDGE
DIESEL CLOUDS AND NOXIOUS MUCK
SLIME BENEATH ME, SLIME UP ABOVE

>> No.35270812
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>"i come with the dungeon,i swear!"
>"can we start early on preparing our defenses anon? we will use our spawns of course!"
>"No,we dont have traps or pitfalls,this is a sky dungeon and that would be lethal"

>> No.35270821

>>35270733
Sometimes I feel I've got to

>> No.35270841

If sinning is so bad, why does it feel so good. Checkmate angels

>> No.35270889

>>35270841
It's not sinning if the person you're doing it with is your wife.

>> No.35270925

>>35270889
I don't have a wife and I jerk off to monster girl porn

>> No.35270984

>>35269403
That's just mean.
I couldn't imagine having a normal life if that happens.
Unless they want to make me depressed, they've failed.

>> No.35270999

>>35269403
How does that even work?

>> No.35271001

>>35270812
>"i come with the dungeon,i swear!"
That sounds really cute.

>> No.35271005

>>35270693
Spoil him if the husband is alive
Incest if the husband died

>> No.35271007

>>35270999
Start thinking with portals

>> No.35271009

I am giving up my body to monster girl scientists so they can do whatever they want to me, I will never break

>> No.35271018
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>>35270841
It’s not a sin if you are yearning for angels. It is if you are doing so for m*nsters

>> No.35271030

>>35271009
>Get ditched in a research station full of manticore scientists itching to use their tails

>> No.35271043

>>35271018
if I want an angel mommy gf, what do I gotta do?

>> No.35271054

>>35271018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

>> No.35271063

>>35271043
>angel mommy gf
wat?

>> No.35271070

>>35271063
https://exhentai.org/s/60ca87319b/1654074-6

>> No.35271092

>>35271007
So if i went to change pants my dick would be half missing,with a portal engulfing it? sounds really strange but i aint complaining about free sucking any time

>> No.35271093

>>35271063
LustGrimm's Goddess is the mother of all angels. She is obsessed in adding (You) to the family. As a son.
But your body has been tainted by monster girls, so her method to purify is forcing you to drink her breast milk and regress you.

>> No.35271094

>Get minor commission to settle wilderness
>Start setting up a trading post on the boarder of monster territory, a green demon realm, and a more 'monster ambivalent' order country.
>Start thinking about what sort of church you'd build if you were mayor of a town.
>Suddenly have a red winged angel of Ares, 'normal' Chief God Valkyrie, Pink winged and chocolate skinned houri of eros, a fallen angel and even a ghostly winged and pale skinned angel of death each giving you a five minute rundown on why you should dedicate the church to their god.
>Think they're done when a Nerid in brilliant, flowing robes walks from the nearby river and starts to tell you about Poseidon.

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>>35271094
fuck it,i am founding my own religion,praise dragon supremacy

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>>35270812
>a dungeon in a rarely traversed area is managed by an echidna
>since there's almost never anyone around she has plenty of time to work on getting things like the imposing aesthetics just right
>one day an adventurer finally steps up to the entrance
>the echidna is so excited as she spies on him from her seat in the final chamber using magic
>he takes one looks at the place and decides it's out of his ability to handle and leaves

>> No.35271131

>>35271121
i will worship the dragon mommy

>> No.35271152

>>35271125
would she be mad if I broke through the walls to get to her?

>> No.35271156

>>35271121
>Tiamat angels
>Draconic influence with scales of many colors and wings that are more draconic instead of feathery.
>Only reason they're considered angels instead of just other dragons is due to the role they serve as her heralds.
Are you ready for these arrogant but strong divine beings?

>> No.35271178

>>35271121
already done that

>> No.35271184

>>35271125
Oh no looks like the entrance just collapsed or the door closed itself tight,no escape now!

>> No.35271200

>>35271156
I would be the messenger boy of such nice angels

>> No.35271207

>>35271152
Just disappointed.
As you’d trigger the Recall spell security system, dumping you back at town.

Echidna have no time for people who just don’t get it.

>> No.35271219
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Expanding the dragon brood is a endless work you know? things breed faster than rabbits

>> No.35271303

Meanwhile in the MGE world's version of /pol/:

>"I must know that the Danukis and Goblin Merchants planned this!"
>"There is a secretive cabal of Danukis and Goblin Merchants that secretly control the United Federation's government and major worldwide banking institutions."
>"No it is not my fault! This is the doing of the damn Danukis!"

>> No.35271350

>>35271303
Modern day Monster girl extremists would be fun. Demons complaining about everything and saying the reason a guy wouldn't sign her contract is due to those damn lamias or Anubis.

>> No.35271352
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>> No.35271353

>>35271207
>you're in a corn maze with your echidna childhood friend
>you've been wandering in it for a long while and just wanna leave so you can get some food
>turn to her and suggest just walking through the "walls" of corn in the general direction of the exit
>she looks at you with an expression of shock and disappointment like you just said you weren't interested in having kids

>> No.35271366
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>> No.35271367

>>35271353
Or she could just cook some corn with magic and not let her future husband starve

>> No.35271371

>>35271303
Look I'm not saying the Order didn't have camps, I'm just saying it wasn't six million danukis.

>> No.35271449

>>35271303
would pork a /pol/ dork

>> No.35271459
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>> No.35271468

>>35268724
A.M. (Allied Monstercomputer) has decided to take out all of her pent-up frustration and loneliness on you and you alone. She will bend all of her nigh-limitless computing power to making you feel maximum pleasure and contentment. You will have no choice but to cum, over and over and over again until the end of time.

>> No.35271469

>>35266665
I just make out with her while her tail makes out with my penis. Or I make out with her breasts sometimes but potatoes potahtoes.

>> No.35271527

>>35271459
>enslaved by a CC dark elf
>She wants you to turn her into a broodmother
These thirsty elves are crazy. crazy hot

>> No.35271534
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>> No.35271536

>>35271459
Why are thicc dark elves so hot?

>> No.35271582
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>> No.35271586

>>35270693
Spoil him rotten as a boy and play with him and her husband a lot. As he grows older she'll constantly be on the lookout for eligible fox maidens to set him up with. The poor lad will be drowning in Mofu.

>> No.35271592
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>>35271536
Because thicc.

>> No.35271599

>>35271469
I like the inverse, though. Something crazy hot about her mouth on my penis while I make out with her squirmy hot tailpussy, especially if I'm molesting her ears while she sucks me off.

>> No.35271637

>>35271582
This is making me nervous and i dont know why

>> No.35271639
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>>35271592
WIDE hips are important

>> No.35271652
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Here's the final MGC Boy Stealer card, featuring best girls as voted by the thread. Been fun to make these. Kat needs to quit fucking in the dugout so Sola can watch the game and sip her juicebox in peace.

>> No.35271663

>>35271599
That's also good too but watch out for those teeth anon, Manticore's have 'em pretty sharp. What about her breasts though?

>> No.35271681

>>35271652
nice

>> No.35271689

>>35271592
>>35271639
Baby making hips.

>> No.35271690

>>35271527
>Keeps you in chastity except for her fertile window
>Edges you daily and makes you eat healthy so you produce the maximum possible amount of semem (enjoy your pineapple-and-mushroom-heavy diet)
>Whips you with a demon-silver cane for minor offenses until you're trained to cum on command
>Favorite position is (blindfolded and handcuffed) leglock missionary where she craddlesyour whole body in hers and relentlessly wrings you dry over and over with just her levels while she strokes your hair and calls you a good boy

>> No.35271700
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>> No.35271702

>>35271652
I haven't played baseball in 16 years

>> No.35271717
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>>35271639
Very much so.

>>35271689
Precisely.

>> No.35271720

>>35271700
making my way downtown

>> No.35271722

>>35271303
You have to go back to where you came from.

>> No.35271725

>>35271366
I wish people talked about the scorpion girl more. I think she's cute.

>> No.35271726
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>>35271717
>>35271689
>>35271639
YES

>> No.35271737

>>35271663
Obviously pinching and groping her boobs is an option as well, especially when they get all swollen and heavy after I impregnate her. Both her hands are usually between her legs furiously masturbating her greedy little pussy, so I have to handle the groping myself

>> No.35271738

>>35265862
Boring

>> No.35271741

>>35271717
>>35271726
Just looking at them, you know they will give birth to healthy babies.

>> No.35271744

>>35271725
>scorpion girl
You mean Gibraltar

>> No.35271755

>>35271717
>35271717
Literally built for nonstop breeding

>> No.35271756

>>35271371
>Wendi's ears perk up when she hears some guys talking about ovens, smokers, and some kind of 'burnt offering'. Sounds like a barbeque!

>> No.35271757

>>35271744
>Ghirtabilu
I’m not looking it up. I want to see if I’m right.

>> No.35271777

>>35271690
>trapped under big pregnant momma elf mistress and being drained
>meanwhile the firstborn complains we are being too loud.

>> No.35271778

>>35271726
Any monster girl that looks like this doesn't need do anything expect walk towards me and I am a goner

>> No.35271779

>>35271757
You mean Girthyportaloo

>> No.35271781

>>35271757
>Girtablilu
>Ghirtabilu
Fuck it, close enough

>> No.35271790

>>35265888
I wish I elaborate

>> No.35271794

>>35271757
You mean Gherkininu

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>>35271744
>>35271757
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Girtablilu

>> No.35271812

>>35271586
Is that an attempt to save her line from becoming human? Maybe that other fox will just have a human kid too

>> No.35271813

>>35271353
Echidnas are real sweethearts. Imagine not wanting to lose to a girl who just wants you to fill her up with babies and then play Kakuen Tower Defense all day long.

>> No.35271815

>>35271781
You mean Girlyboohoo
You mean Gerthabertha

>> No.35271824
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>>35271777
good thing the echidna is specifically made for sickos who have a pregnancy,100% completion and gacha fetish like me

>> No.35271828

>>35271802
You mean Girltabulli

>> No.35271832

>>35271778
>rich noble mamono looking this walks towards you and engulfs your head in her titflesh
>You can barely hear her ask you how much to buy you

>> No.35271833
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Ocelomeh's waist appreciation.

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>>35271824
>gacha fetish

>> No.35271837

>>35271812
Actually she'd probably set him up with a nice human girl, wait until he has a son or two, and then trick her daughter-in-law into transforming into a fox herself. Absolutely devious, never trust Mofu.

>> No.35271843

>>35271744
I'm not >>35271757 but I was going to say the same before they posted.
I just know they're the delicious brown scorpion ladies.

>> No.35271851

>>35271833
>OceloMEH

>> No.35271853

>>35270300
Link?

>> No.35271855

>>35271833
Beware, beware! Beware that enticing belly of the feline!

>> No.35271859

>>35271837
I just want flustered foxes struggle hopelessly to make me sire more of them, but my genes just keep winning

>> No.35271865

>>35271832
>Smack on the ass and the muffled clink of coins and a few minutes later you're riding in her carriage, naked and leashed towards her castle

Enjoy being her new favorite plaything for the eternity, anon. At least she has big booba.

>> No.35271866

>>35271843
You mean Gertrudebelude

>> No.35271879

>>35271836
>all the onee-chans from gacha game coming after me to spoil and drain me.
Oh noes.

>> No.35271893

>>35271836
Oh god, I think I'm gonna OD on onee-sans.

>> No.35271902

>>35271832
wouldn't hear anything due to how horny I would get

>> No.35271903

>>35271865
Probably be stuck to her almost 24/7. At least the food is really fucking good.

>> No.35271904

>>35271859
Assuming Demon Lord was able to make it possible for Monstergirls to have human boys, that sounds awesome. Imagine siring 6 boys in a row and your pretty fox wife is both aroused by your potency and frustrated she hasn't got a clever trickster daughter yet. I imagine the frustration would make her extra wild in bed.

>> No.35271927

>>35271833
>Being made to kneel and make out with her navel in public while she plays with my hair and teases me for being so in love with her tummy I can't help myself

We'll see how smug she is when that slim shapely tummy is nice and round with triplets

>> No.35271930

>>35271836
Why are they looking at me like a lion looking at its next meal?

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>>35265835
Be in a remote Zipangu fishing village that's vulnerable to pirate attacks. Eventually the inhabitants of the Four Fiends will come to you

>> No.35271954

>>35271904
>Assuming Demon Lord was able to make it possible for Monstergirls to have human boys
This is confirmed to be the result of DL's victory, which should come within one generation from the "present time" in the setting.

>> No.35271964

>>35271904
I'll resist having more children, headpat her and tell her to be good and accept going inside my bloodline

>> No.35271980

>>35271902
>People can barely notice you are clinging onto her body

>> No.35271997

>>35271904
Fuck that

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>>35271903
Being a giant big boobed vampire mommy's plaything sounds amazing. Especially if she keeps me chained up near her at all times so I never try to escape (not that I'd try)

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>>35271726

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>>35272052

>> No.35272063

>>35271904
Fuck that, I want monsterboys.

>> No.35272074
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>>35272061

>> No.35272091

>>35271964
>"B-but, won't you get horny?!"
"You can always suck me off during your fertile period, I don't mind. In fact, why don't you do that now? I'll play with your tails while you make me cum"
*Angry, frustrated, aroused fox noises*

Foxes love dominant men that tell them no. Just don't be surprised if she becomes irresistible to you after that last cup of "herbal tea" that just so happens to fall on her dangerous day. Fox hips are adept and wringing out human seed, after all.

nine months later she finds out it's another boy

>> No.35272092

>>35272074
where does the shrine maiden get the money to look this well fed?

>> No.35272113

>>35272052
>Blonde Pharoah and Glamour Ice Queen besties

I need this in my life

>> No.35272118

>>35271681
That's for the nices anon, I really appreciate them every time I posted one of these. Hopefully I don't take on another ridiculously long and arduous project.

>> No.35272121

>>35272092
I provide for her. Also mamono mana

>> No.35272130

>>35271702
Always fun to mess around every once in a while. Would you pick up a bat and ball to play with some monster girls?

>> No.35272141

>>35272130
Sure, but I'd end up trying to apply the things I learned reading One Outs

>> No.35272142

>>35272092
She has a wealthy middle-aged benefactor that brings her fried tofu and other treats every day after work. He thinks he's just being pious, but she's determined to make him a proud Popa of a brood of fox daughters

>> No.35272156

>>35272118
you're welcome

>> No.35272161

>>35271652
Always thrilled to see you, Greenworm Anon. Keep up the good work.

>> No.35272209

>>35272113
That's obviously not an Ice Queen.

>> No.35272214

>>35272113
should I tell him?

>> No.35272247
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35272247

>>35262849

>> No.35272330

>>35272209
>>35272214

I am a big dumb-dumb, what is she, a Wight?

>> No.35272339

>>35272330
yup

>> No.35272360

>>35271652
It's been a ride, thanks wormfag

>> No.35272372

I am going to milk druellas tits in her sleep to drink some

>> No.35272392

>>35272142
>other treats
More like mamono drugs

>> No.35272399

>>35272372
I'm going to poison her.

>> No.35272400

>>35272372
>you will never hump druella's thighs while sucking on her tits
Stupid sleeping lilims are too sexy for their own good.

>> No.35272408

>>35265864
Thing is, I just notice that they act like it always follows MGE rules and then get really angry when it doesn't.

>> No.35272427
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tail hugs are important

>> No.35272454

>>35272063
Based.

>> No.35272488
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This is the hottest pic I've seen in a while, imagine going on an adventure with your cute blonde wife, only to be captured and defeated by a BEEG brown Amazon and taken back to her palace to be cuddled and pampered together

>Fufufu~ look at you two, so cute together, kissing and cooing sweetly like a couple of love-birds...we shall make such sweet love together, darlings. Just think how wonderful it will be! You husband will fill my womb with his strong seed, and you will raise and care for my daughters as your own. And, of course, once I am with child I shall have him mate with you, sweetling, that your children may serve our tribe for all eternity....

>> No.35272513

>>35272400
>Lillim mistress makes you fuck her thighs while suckling her, just to reinforce how much you belong to her

Hot

>> No.35272516

>>35272400
sounds like someones in denial

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>>35266631
Of all the 'Mostly human' races in most generic fantasy settings, Dwarves are the sublime wife.

>> No.35272532

>>35272408
They're good rules.

>> No.35272541

>>35272518
Halfling is a cute. Would take to bed and then to second breakfast.

>> No.35272581

>>35266631
>>35272518
Roaring fires
Malt beer
RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE

>> No.35272597

>>35272518
>Pulling that french braid while pounding her fat ass while she screams for more

Oh, yeah, sounds like a good time

>> No.35272607

>>35272532
Good rules my ass. They're bland as fuck.
>This woman is your unquestioning wife forever uwu.
Yeah, miss me with that gay shit.

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>>35262849

>> No.35272673

>>35271954
If it happened during my lifetime, I’d be resorting to magical/alchemical trickery to ensure one son at most.

>> No.35272684

>>35272673
Why?

>> No.35272687

>>35272532
You’re replying to the butthurt troll.

>> No.35272766
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>>35272684
Mostly because the idea of my son being coddled half to death by his many sisters amuses me greatly.

>> No.35272791

>>35272687
I&R is not working out when it's not practiced widely >>>/tg/79844212

>> No.35272829

>>35272518
>Dwarf faggotry in thread
Go to bed bollocks

>> No.35272879

which monsters make for the best auntsters?

>> No.35272888

>>35272791
Is it the spamming? I can stop that.

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>> No.35272914

>>35272829
Shaddup

>> No.35272936
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All I want is to go on wacky vampire "slaying" adventures with a Dhampir. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.35272957
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Mastah...

>> No.35272982

>>35272957
I would spend much of my time underneath my Kiki's skirts

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>>35272936
Yes, because she wants to stay at home and cuddlefuck.

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>>35272488

>> No.35273026 [SPOILER] 
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>when anon finds the pink pawprint panties

>> No.35273034

>>35272990
>Bedroom faces East, gets LOTS of sun in the morning
>Can't get out of bed earlier than 10 because the horny little minx needs at least 3 rounds in the warm sun before she's calmed down enough for breakfast

>> No.35273038

>>35272914
Fuck off

>> No.35273047

>>35272957
is she trying to me that she wants something?

>> No.35273069

>>35273038
Suck my cock alp

>> No.35273081

>>35273069
Go cry in your circlejerk discord and fuck off

>> No.35273090

>>35264172
How PrettyHorserace should have been.

>> No.35273112

>>35272957
Time for breakfast.

>> No.35273114

>>35273026
That show sucked

>> No.35273115

>>35272957
Not now, I'm in the middle of the purple maid.

>> No.35273119

>>35272957
I love panties

>> No.35273125

>>35272957
The DL is a piece of shit.

>> No.35273126

>>35264458
Then the Shoggwaifu has to hire a Kiki to do the maido work...

>> No.35273130

>>35273114
What show?

>> No.35273147

We should just call this the MGE thread and then get it over with because that's all you guys seem to discuss.

>> No.35273158

>>35273034
>Conditioning your slutty Vampire wife to sunbathe naked on the porch so she's constantly a weak, horny mess begging for your semen

>> No.35273166

>>35272957
I don't think it's proper for maids to display their undergarments in this fashion.

>> No.35273170
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>>35273147
Don't worry, be happy!

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>>35273158
>retard practically begging to be raped by a naked vampire in public

>> No.35273184

>>35273147
Or newfags could follow the good old 4chan tradition of lurking before posting to realize what kind of content is welcome here, this is not rocket science.

>> No.35273197
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How many grammatical errors and typos do you need to make before the haku stops politely knocking and kicks you're door down instead?

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>>35272957
I kneel to Kiki supremacy

>> No.35273216

>>35273197
All it takes is one use of its instead of it's or vice versa

>> No.35273226

>>35272957
time to drink kiki cum

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>>35273147
Look at the cow, citizen.

>> No.35273235

>>35273197
im not rely shore a nun
grammer can b a little wired so dunno if hak woud b abl to tel.
mayb if you right "your" instead of "you're"

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How chuuni is yours?

>> No.35273264

>>35273254
Not really.

>> No.35273268

>>35273197
go full tard

>> No.35273275

>>35272957
>when you tell kiki you want gruel for breakfast
>she thinks you meant grool

>> No.35273302

>>35273197
Do you think dairy farmers fake being illiterate to lure in Hakus?

>> No.35273308

>>35273302
How smart can Haku be to fall for that?
Or is Haku just book-smart?

>> No.35273313

>>35273112
>>35273226
Kiki juices are full of the vitamins you need to stay healthy as well as being slightly additive

>> No.35273320

>>35273313
what does it add, muscle?

>> No.35273337

>>35272518
DWARF BOOBA WOO WOOO

I'd cold hammer her forge to fire anyday AWOOGOA

>> No.35273340

>>35273313
I would have a big serving of it everyday.

>> No.35273341

>>35273184
Then what's the point of calling it a monstergirl thread if all you discuss is MGE. For fucks sake, I could discuss MGQ here if I wanted to under those rules.

>> No.35273345

>>35273302
>>35273308
If you want milk from a Haku, just tell one that they can't really say they have the knowledge of what it's like to be milked until they actually experience it.

>> No.35273348

>>35273308
Hakus fresh out of college are easy prey for farmers

>> No.35273360

>>35273181
Good idea, make sure she's not allowed to wear clothes (except maybe a lewd sling bikini) and have her constantly chewing on VAMP gum with garlic extract. Paint her finger and toenails garish colors, dye her hair platinum-blonde, and give her some slutty bracelets and anklets so she jingles when she walks and has no chance if sneaking up on you.

Turn her into a weak, horny, ditzy, semen-sucking, bubblegum-popping, hair twirling, neck-nibbling, hand-holding, louboutin-rocking trophy girlfriend. Make sure you send tons of selfies to her Vampire sisters so they know not to mess with Human boys unless they want to join her in pleasant debauchery.

>> No.35273376

>>35273341
you could, but you don't. all you do is whine about shit you don't like in a place where nobody cares.

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>>35264955
Outwardly she's a respectable professional pale-hide blonde Centauress who gets on well with all our 'varied' neighbour mamonos
>at night, when the fillies are asleep, she puts on a stick-on Aryanne 'cutie-mark' and makes me pound her senseless while we listen to very non-PC historical German marching songs

>> No.35273390

>>35272513
Humans truely are prey

>> No.35273418

>>35273360
you forgot one think, the tan

>> No.35273429

>>35273313
With natural enzymes that kill bacteria to boot!

>> No.35273435

>>35273166
Dont worry, they wont be there for long.

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>>35273341
There is no rule against Monstergirl quest, a lot of us love that series and personally it was my introduction into mamano. Though some of that games content isn't for me personally so I pretend it doesn't exist, however I don't go bitching about the content I don't like. Ignore it and move on anon.

>> No.35273451

>>35273313
I inject them

>> No.35273495

would drink skeleton milk make your bones extra strong?

>> No.35273514

>>35273385
I always think this is some kind of Team Rocket centaur from the thumbnail

>> No.35273558

>>35273418
>ditzy vampire is mocked at the undead ball for her deep tan, love of garlic, and the lewd implications
>she simply replies with "ok virgins" and a laugh
>at the next event many of the vampires are also sporting tans, along with very exhausted new husbands

>> No.35273613

what are good school yard insults would monster girls sling

>> No.35273615

>>35273197
Quite a lot. Hakus know it's a doggy dog world out there and typos are a diamond dozen.

>> No.35273640 [DELETED] 

I will say it again.
You deserve to get cucked by monsterboys for your inhumane treatment of monstergirls

>> No.35273658

>>35273197
just say 2+2=7

>> No.35273659

>>35273495
how skeleton make milk?

>> No.35273662

>>35273320
It aids the immune system, keeps your hair and skin smooth, and acts as an exercise supplement.

>> No.35273672

>>35273659
they got tits

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>>35273640
I just really enjoy genly nibbling on her cow ears... Didn't know she hated it that much.

>> No.35273698

>>35273429
Kiki grool: scientifically tested to destroy 99% of surface germs and bacteria

>> No.35273702

>>35273659
You can get milk from an almond, don't question it.

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>>35270551
There's this one weird spell that she casts often when she's near you. Her face turns red and she becomes a bit meek.

>> No.35273721

>>35273705
What spell?

>> No.35273727

>>35273694
That's not it. You act like she belongs to you.

>> No.35273745

>>35273558
>Tan disappears if she doesn't sun everyday
>Buy a variety of slutty strappy swimwear for new and exciting tanlines every night

>Constantly smacking gum
>Saccharine-sweet bubblegum breath kisses
>Sometimes the little airhead leaves the gum in your mouth after frenching, wonders where her gum went, and then pops a fresh stick in her mouth

>Bangles and anklets make her jingle wherever she goes
>She's started getting into belly-dancing because the noisy jingling makes her horny and she lives the looks you give her when she rolls her hips at you

>Constantly sucking down boba tea while scrolling InstaGlam™ and posting slutty selfies
>Take her to the gym so she stays nice and fit, she insists on wearing slutty Mamanemon yoga wear
>Insist she spend time in the steam room because the heat always makes her undead body super bendy and her mind even sluttier than usual
>

>> No.35273755

>>35273640
Uno reverse card. Cuck monsterboys.

>> No.35273787

>>35273705
seems like I ain't gonna learn magic anytime soon

>> No.35273798
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>>35273721
Blushing.

>> No.35273805

>>35273313
That sounds suspiciously similar to another particularly fluid maid.

>> No.35273812
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No mofu for you, anon.

>> No.35273818
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35273818

I want to play party games with fairies.

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>>35273514
Yeah, its a fill-in image as most of my others to match that scenario are either too lewd or too /mlpol for here.
>all blonde cents have a secret fetish of liking 'non-pc teutonic imagery'
>I suspect it comes from their natural height advantage and thus always looking down on other 'unter-mamonen' but they're usually too polite to say it outside the bedroom.

>> No.35273835
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35273835

>>35273727
But she is my wife. So she belongs to me as i belong to her. What is the problem with that?

>> No.35273849

>>35273812
I'm allergic to fox mofu, I couldn't have any even if I wanted some.

>> No.35273860

>>35273805
kiki needs a way to beat the shog

>> No.35273863

>>35273798
I can't decide if the answer is the best part of this reply or the image. But it's a very nice spell then.
>>35273812
*Heart shattering to piece noise*

>> No.35273874

>>35273835
Stop responding

>> No.35273876

>>35273835
Sure doesn't feel that way.
I wish monstergirls could behave outside of their instincts. Like a dominant warrior kiki

>> No.35273877

>>35273805
Difference is those juices are multiplicative.

>> No.35273878

>>35273860
And the solution is to become more like shog?

>> No.35273895

>>35273835
Anon, you're responding to either enslaved anon or his copycat that's equally brain damaged.

>> No.35273901

>>35273828
Why is hors so small?

>> No.35273904

>>35273812
I wanted to give you a lot of fried tofu but it seems like you don't want it, so I am going to give it to your single aunt

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>>35262849

>> No.35273917

>>35273901
for anon's small wee wee.

>> No.35273922

>>35273878
ya gotta fight fire with fire

>> No.35273925

>>35273911
No.

>> No.35273928

HUFF
TAILPUSSY

>> No.35273930

>>35273911
I thought they only sang at kids' birthday parties.

>> No.35273957

>>35273901
Wild horses are on average shorter than humans.

>> No.35273959
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35273959

>>35273895
Enslaved?
>>35273876
I'm sure they could and would.
>>35273874
No.

>> No.35273967

>>35273911
cool

>> No.35273970

>>35272516
I am not lilim bait

>> No.35273971

>>35273911
I don't usually >consider but
Yes

>> No.35273983

>>35273928
isn't it too juicy to huff?

>> No.35273994
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>>35273787
Dont'cha worry.

>> No.35274000

>>35273970
Yes, you are. why are thinking of sleeping lilims

>> No.35274012

>>35273970
>>35274000
I wish I was Lilim bait.

>> No.35274016

>>35273983
HUFF
NECKFLUFF?

>> No.35274033

>>35273959
>>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/bugboi/
There's more but I think that's a good enough summary. He thinks it's KC's fault that nobody likes his character.

>> No.35274037

>>35274016
most agreeable

>> No.35274042

>>35273818
I want a fighting game but with MGE monsters as the fighters.

>> No.35274046

>>35273994
I mean her body is too sexy for me to learn anything

>> No.35274062

Lilim aren't real. When the government shut down, did you see any lilim? Didn't think so! It's because they're just illusion magic the angels use to keep all the monsters under their control!

>> No.35274077

>>35274016
I would if I could.

>> No.35274088
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>>35262849

>> No.35274089

>>35273959
Your newfag is showing so I'll spoonfeed you, enslaved is a schizo from /tg/ who thinks he's getting yelled for "wanting to discuss monstergirls outside MGE" but the truth is he was probably the most hated individual in /tg/ as well even though /tg/ doesn't really care much about MGE - he's getting yelled at because he's just a horrible human being. He effectively killed /tg/ with his constant whining and schizo posts and now he's hovering /jp/ now that /tg/'s dead for good because retards or newfags like you keep supplying him with (You)s. Happy?

>> No.35274097

>>35273959
>Enslaved?
Well known schizo and shitposter from /tg/, won't shut the fuck about MGE monster girls lacking freedom and MGE not being true love no matter what.
He has been infesting various monster girl threads for months now, responding to him is absolutely pointless as people tried literally any imaginable approach to him, without success.
Ever since he appeared, a number of shitposters also started imitating his act to rile up MGE fans for fun, the only winning move here is not to play.

>> No.35274108

>>35274062
Shut up.

>> No.35274117 [DELETED] 

>>35274033
I don't.

>> No.35274127

>>35273812
Please?

>> No.35274132 [DELETED] 

>>35274089
That's only in this thread.
>>35274097
I still genuinely hate MGE so fucking much. It's not fun.

>> No.35274135 [DELETED] 

>>35274117
You do.

>> No.35274155 [DELETED] 

>>35274135
If I was blaming KC for my own faults, that'd be petty.

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>>35274046
Oh no.

>> No.35274174

>>35274132
Shut up, Enslaved.

>> No.35274179

>>35274155
But you're doing it right now. Quit being petty.

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>>35274174
That knight is me at this point.

>> No.35274191

>>35274184
Go somewhere else to mope. This isn't your support circle.
Get professional help.

Go see a psychiatrist.

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