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There is no villain more vile than this in the undead lands.

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>> No.35353956
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Is this a monster girl?

>> No.35353959

I desire to hug that doggo.
Instead I will just get her ice cream so I don't intrude on a healthy father/daughter relationship

>> No.35353961
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Consider the mantis.

>> No.35353968

What do you do if the Wight daughter wants to steal those too?

>> No.35353969

Titty monster.

>> No.35353971 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.35353975
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Reminder that shogs are the best maids

>> No.35353981

Turn undead.

>> No.35353982

She can grow gigantic, so I guess.

>> No.35353994
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This bears further study.

>> No.35354007

Cute and kuudere twins.

>> No.35354012
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Snek kisses

>> No.35354016

kiki be better

>> No.35354048

I want to take proud monsters whether they be haughty nobles, unstoppable warriors, or powerful mages, and defeat them so thoroughly that they have no choice but to become my maids.

>> No.35354057

Man she's stolen that poor kobold's ice cream too many times

>> No.35354078

She can't keep getting away with this

>> No.35354094

better at settling with a bicorn.

>> No.35354109

Anubis is the best maid, especially if loli and you have her work in "minimalistic" maid outfits.

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>> No.35354130

>Literally just a frilly bra, a loincloth, and maybe some cuffs on her wrists.
Its built to tempt

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Mastah is best.

Kuudere twins not so kuu after their boy pounds them into the bed.

>> No.35354155

>order inquisitor gets increasingly paranoid about monster infiltration
>excessively well-endowed collage girl is forced to run away after joking that she is a "titty monster"

>> No.35354162

How good is she at giving head?

>> No.35354169

As someone who is in love with both Kikis and Shogs, I can decisively state that Shogs are indeed the best. Kikis must be satisfied with second place.

>> No.35354185

Yes, exactly like that, this guy gets it.

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>> No.35354224

She's just a few steps away from being a polymorphed Hellhound.

>> No.35354231

That gets boring and ends up less arousing than regular clothes.

>> No.35354240

How does one be both a Hellhound and a Fairy at the same time?

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wrong, if you get lonely at work, you can kiss your shog tie to be not lonely. can a kiki do that?

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>> No.35354383

Cute and loving wives.

>> No.35354397
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Succs will succ all the bad feelings away.

>> No.35354410
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Are love.

>> No.35354417

That's why you get her multiple different kinds of outfits and lingerie. One day your loli Anubis might wear a cute and chaste full maid uniform, and on the next one nothing but a frilly headband, bra and loincloth that only as a front.

>> No.35354436

How does LN manage to draw the best succs?

>> No.35354469

why would i kiss my tie? do I look like a weirdo to you

>> No.35354492

I fuck big girls, do you?

>> No.35354531

If dark mages are considered monster girls I don't know why she wouldn't be one.
I would if I could.

>> No.35354537

There any good art of non-Baphomet goats or sheep girls?

>> No.35354543

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't make fun of skellies, they're good girls and you don't want them to have a bone to pick with you.

>> No.35354549

ya mean skeleton gals or skinny monster girls?

>> No.35354553

I have a need to breed this Barghest.

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>> No.35354612

The former

>> No.35354616

needs more meat

>> No.35354625

gonna call em scrawny

>> No.35354690

The cuteness.

>> No.35354700

would they get mad if I made bone jokes about them?

>> No.35354726
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Of course there is, you just have to look for it.

>> No.35354730
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back booba

>> No.35354760
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>Anon, I...

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>> No.35354803

You what? Did you eat my strawberry shortcake that was in the fridge? Cus I was saving that and so help me if you ate it I will not be dicking you for a whole week.

>> No.35354804

any monster girl this dark has my dick already

>> No.35354818
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Because in old folklore fairy is a pretty broad definition such as including headless riders.
She isn't exactly a Hellhound, more of a general Death Hound. Barghests are those dogs that herald death, warn of it, or outright kill/devour.
Seems in spite of the humanoid form she displays she has a more monstrous one too.

>> No.35354834

you want to apologize to your friend, wock?

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>> No.35354854

Can you fuck that form too?

>> No.35354876

Her profile talks about how she has taken strong individuals as lovers in the past so yes you can fuck that form.

>> No.35354948
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Part of why I like Gazer is because she's observant. She can see how I'm acting, and pick up on the subtle things. She can see my fear and ambivalence, and recognize when I'm unhappy or in pain.

I don't have to worry about her in the same way as I would a Slime or a Succubus. She won't drain me to near-death or trap me in a neverending fantasy because I "seem happy". She won't mindbreak me because she thinks I'd be happier afterwards.

>> No.35354956

>In the past, she has taken many races...without distinction between men and women or fae folk and humans...as lovers. However, those relationships didn’t even last a month and she returned to being single right away.
Uh oh.

>> No.35354957

How do I get jabberwock gf?

>> No.35354962

Be warned. Those thighs can crush a man's skull. Not kidding

>> No.35354963
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Probably. Sounds somewhat dangerous though. Aside the fact she weights 120kg (meaning if she tops your pelvis breaks) she talks about how the primal instincts may take over. But not in the rapist sense, rather telling you to even kill her if needed.
She does slips out she wants to see (You) in chains and there is a collar nearby when she cooks for you, though she also says since the strong control the weak, (You) should get stronger than her meaning she may be a switch.
Her meaning of strength seems to have been changing recently as when fought as an enemy she shows surprised at how you people are ''weak yet not, powerless yet not''

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120kg bro! If she tops, she kills!

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>> No.35355013

Don't care if my pelvis becomes dust, it'll be worth it.

>> No.35355028
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>> No.35355034

Why does it look like she's about to lecture me.

>> No.35355047

she wants you to stop calling her hag, although she is 170000

>> No.35355059

When did F/GO become based?

>> No.35355061

It'll be fine, I drink my milk.

>> No.35355089

She's tired of catching you masturbating and wants you to get a girlfriend.

>> No.35355097

I wasn't born to be here long anyways and also death by snu snu is a good way to go

>> No.35355116

Your momster wants you to stop jerking off and stop being so dense

>> No.35355129

I love sluts.

>> No.35355157

oh no, ignore and post monster girls that can instaloss you

>> No.35355158

Based slut enjoyer.

>> No.35355189

How would the following MGs react if they found their husband stealing or doing fraud:


>> No.35355201
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Apophises are the best maids, trust me bro.

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Because now we have a timeline of a bunch of yandere fairies (monsters). Basic human kindness and generosity is beautiful to them. Courage to fight bigger things is incredible. Playing ball is fun etc. But fairies are NOT humans so they are all super possessive murderous beings ready to kill each other to own humans that display those things.

>> No.35355215

Pirate foxes

>> No.35355227

What is the correct bark for a Kobold?

>> No.35355241

If she wants me to stop jerking off, she's gonna have to take care of my urges like a proper momster should.

>> No.35355244

Consider cancers, there is not enough cancer art

>> No.35355332
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>she is as tall and weights as much as a Rhydon

>> No.35355371

I'd hit her with my horn attack, right in her cloyster.

>> No.35355383

Cu-Sith seem more appropriate for real dog barks. A Kobold bark is more like those yippy dogs that sound like a screaming 5 year old instead of an actual bark.

>> No.35355438

So like a human saying "WANWANWANWANWAN" rather than sounding like an actual dog?

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I do like autism bug.

>> No.35355476

Yeah. Some may not even put in the effort of saying WAN and just go AAA like some of those small dogs do.

>> No.35355499

What about "WOWOWOWOWOW!"?

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>> No.35355509
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>> No.35355514

how do y all always get him to make the art for these threads
im impressed

>> No.35355525

Goodnight thread. Tonight I will be dreaming about huge and horny fae girls.

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>> No.35355649

Ritual posters should be viciously beaten

>> No.35355666

I would allow a vampire that close to my neck but get nervous if it were a mantis. Why do I have such a different reaction when it's the same amount of danger? Maybe I just don't like insects

>> No.35355711

Go back

>> No.35355722

the first few were fine, but yeah 3 threads of it is kind of yuck, someone must really have loved that image

>> No.35355733

Those were OPs, and posted weeks apart, though.

>> No.35355761

They also used the same line too

>> No.35355786

Wrong board, bro.

>> No.35355791
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Anything that can protect me and has lickable abs, really. If she is a warrior it gets me even hornier and if she is a martial artist even more so.

Which means that I super instaloss with Jinko.

>> No.35355795
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Right board

>> No.35355800

that wight girl really took after her father...

>> No.35355815

Still not ritualposts, though. Those would be posted in every thread, or at least every other one.

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>> No.35355866
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Wonder is apeps get into rivalries with other apophis when there are no pharaohs around

>> No.35355896

Sneks tangle together to plot

>> No.35355937

Pizza Automaton
No ghosts sadly.

>> No.35355971
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You'll end up with a Cheshire infestation at that rate.

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God I love my wife

>> No.35356063

Nothing prevents you from grabbing her hips to either pull her our or get pulled in with her

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>> No.35356246

They still end up eating all the pizza.

>> No.35356312

i love sharp teeth

>> No.35356324

Gonna have that wolf coffee.

>> No.35356434

>Gonna have that wolf coffee.

>> No.35356439

Sounds like a strong coffee.

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>> No.35356513
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What flavor of coffee would you like to order?

>> No.35356519

that "milk" she is holding is just concentrated frog poison, isn't it?

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>> No.35356541

is kappa

>> No.35356558

>Primal urges to put (you) in chains and slap a collar on you
Extremely dangerous fairy.

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>> No.35356635
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Whatever you do, just don't be a childhood friend with a loli hebi

>> No.35356641

What if she has multiple childhood friends? That increases the chances of you being fine, right?

>> No.35356661

No. Always befriend the snek. Be her bestest friend. Her only friend. When high school rolls around, you'll start to reap the rewards of befriending snek

>> No.35356678

Barghestfag, you really ought to stop dumping F/GO lore. It's irrelevant to wanting to fuck thicc muscle fairies, and it's pretty anti-mg outside of that.

>> No.35356692

Having a cute snake wrapped around me for my entire childhood sounds like a good idea actually.

>> No.35356754

It does give the sense of stagnation doesn't it. Shouldn't OP's be dedicated to new art or something?

>> No.35356815
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No head will remain unpatted.

>> No.35356820

There’s some autist that isn’t wightfag but is bizarrely obsessed with them.
You can usually tell they’re around when that OP gets ctrl-c-ctrl-v’d or they post one of a handful of memes featuring wightfag with no comment/completely irrelevant to the conversation.

>> No.35356865

Even human girl heads?

>> No.35356872
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If they let me.

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>> No.35356899

on the subject of childhood friend monsters there's a line in tsurara onnas profile mentioning they share the same origins of yuki onna. Are they a divergent evolution of the yuki warashi?

>> No.35356912

It's fine to be childhood friends with one, just don't make any irreponsible promises like marrying each other when you grow up.

>> No.35356927

That's a dog.

>> No.35356938
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I haven't found a human girl, who likes getting petted yet.

>> No.35356945

But if one comes up to you and asks, you'd do it, won't you?

>> No.35357000
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That is what i said. Didn't i?

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No nonsense, no bullshit, no misleading signals, just grab him and take him.

>> No.35357013

Shortstack Black.

>> No.35357087

Need me a darkfu
not dark skin

>> No.35357210

dark mode is a tempfu for now

>> No.35357227

So you want just darkness?
Step 1: Turn off the lights.
Step 2: Call it a girl and jack off.

>> No.35357257

>cast magic missile at it

>> No.35357335

Imagine how scared you would be if you came and you heard "what a waste"

>> No.35357413

Instructions unclear, I stabbed the darkness.

>> No.35357450

Ouch. Poor girl.

>> No.35357497
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What if society collapsed and you found yourself in a state of nature where the strong control the weak?

>> No.35357509

I'd gladly submit to ocelomehs.

>> No.35357525
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I'm trying to picture monster girls going out on dates and something came up: Do all monster girls eat meat or are some strictly vegetarians?

>> No.35357544

I imagine Elves are vegan

>> No.35357567

Ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps

>> No.35357568

I restart society, obviously.

Why would elves be vegan? Even if you're going to be stupid about your diet, it makes more sense for elves to be carnivores like wood elves are in TES.

More realistically, elves are just omnivores like us. Or magivores, if they're haughty enough to never eat mundane foods. They might not have very carb/grain heavy diets though, seeing it as peasant feed.

>> No.35357580

i start a dragon cult

>> No.35357582

I imagine it depends on their 'base' animal. But afaik there's no such thing really as an 'obligate herbivore'. I mean, if it's in the way of its chompers a cow will eat anything. So most mgs probably are omnivorous but lean in preference towards one way or another. Some would be strict carnivores.

>> No.35357599

In the Hobbit Elrond served the dwarves nothing but salad

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robot flexing is cheating

>> No.35357732

The movies are not canon with the books. Tolkien's elves eat meat just fine.

>> No.35357791

You should let tell their order themselves instead of ordering for them when on a date. That's just normal good manners.

>> No.35357801

What about Greenworms?

>> No.35357818

Shut up nerd

>> No.35357830

hawaiian caterpillars

>> No.35357839

What about the regular Greenworms?

>> No.35357861
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Yes, Miss Oni. This guy right here.

>> No.35357901

I stabbed her with my dick. I'm a bard after all.

>> No.35357911

What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.35357930

What doesn't it have to do with?

>> No.35357943

Being a bard and stabbing darkness with your dick.

>> No.35357952

That is correct.

>> No.35357982

I love big Oni.

>> No.35358006

That's to tickle and play off the sensibilities of stupid philistines like you. In conjunction with their low metabolisms, infrequent meals of incredibly high nutrient rich foods like meat make the most sense.

Elves would have to otherwise spend all day grazing, which would quickly ruin the ecosystem of an area given their long lives.

>> No.35358016

Probably eat plants and bugs.

>> No.35358025

>Elves would have to otherwise spend all day grazing, which would quickly ruin the ecosystem of an area given their long lives
This is the kind of stuff I like to hear.

>> No.35358066

In fact, ironically, given the scarcity of conventional pastoral land and the potential competition in the under dark, it's entirely possible that out of the two, dwarves are the ones with the more diverse, less meat based diet.

So unless you believe as I do, that dwarves fist fight enormous subterranean fish and cultivate pens of subterranean lizards, their meat diet would otherwise entirely rely on imports, which would make them maestros of the smoked and preserved and salted meats game. Similarly they'd have shit for a grain diet because it's far more convenient to store grains in the form of brews.

>> No.35358075

But most regular caterpillars are herbivorous. Wouldn't the regular Greenworms be too?

>> No.35358087

Have you looked at those soul less eyes of endless apathy and hunger. Do you REALLY think she's going to waste her time flicking baby slugs and snails and other bugs off her salad?

It goes into the maw.

>> No.35358092

Not the other Greenworms too!

>> No.35358100

Wouldn't other herbivores just move away if they felt bigger ones intruding into their space to steal their food?

>> No.35358106

They're safe by virtue of being too big to fit in her all consuming mouth.

Can YOU outrun a hungry greenworm 500 times bigger than you?

>> No.35358151

Wouldn't the Greenworm just find them distasteful and flick them away with her lips?

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playfighting with your monke childhood friend even in adulthood

>> No.35358175

No time for taste. Must consume. All a greenworm thinks of is consuming. They are the perfect consumer. Devour plant, get excited for next plant, devour plant.

I pity the man who gets ensnared by one. She'll quickly find that he's an endless font to consume from, forever or until she paps.

>> No.35358179

If that were the case, they'd end up choking on rocks and wire.

>> No.35358206

They're not bottom feeders, man. Unless some sadistic asshole is just looping trash around waist level shrubs and the tops of trees.

>> No.35358252

Some trees grow up against walls, cliffs or tall fences.

>> No.35358266

So Greenworms don't start out tiny?

>> No.35358286

I don't think greenworms typically get close to residential areas, imagine the havoc they'd wreak on public parks and gardens.

I imagine they'd start out a comparable size to human babies.

>> No.35358311

What would a full-sized Greenworm do to a baby one if she started eating on the plant the small one was eating and bumped into her?

>> No.35358338

If she's really kind, ignore it and move on. If she's an asshole, eat the plant around it and leave it with nothing before moving on.

I just had a thought though, can you even impregnate a greenworm, or isn't it reproductively mature yet? Do paps give birth to green worms? That has to look kinda weird.

>> No.35358371


>> No.35358458

Imagine how terrifying a jubjub lilim would be. She could probably drown you in her own cum.
She would be fully capable of making you never leave her pussy.
Soft fluffy feathers that can turn your brain to mush with sheer fluffiness combined with a strength far greater than that of a human, you would be utterly incapable of escaping.

>> No.35358662

>meanwhile in Mamono 4chan
>God I hate humans so much.
>Yes, how do we gatekeep MANTHINGS out of our hobby?
>I've seen far too many a group stunk up by men only there to get their socks off and hopeless simps tearing into each other for the chance to help them!

>> No.35358763

No coffee, give me a hot cocoa with Yeti milk

>> No.35358990

Yes, read the Making-Of

>> No.35359140

Tentacle girl bullying an alp.
That is all.

>> No.35359378

I just want to paint some models...

>> No.35359458

>Anon moves into his new wife, an Anubis', place
>Brings most of his things, including, to the Anubis' surprise, a dog.
>Not a monster
>just a plain dog
>At first she writes this off, thinks that her hubby caring for another creature so well is endearing, she must have chosen well.
>A month passes
>Their home is now host to a vicious, yet silent, cold war
>She didn't realize, but he spoils the hell out of that little mutt.
>Gives her pats, belly rubs, and has the audacity to call her his "little princess"
>Outwardly the Anubis is calm, but inside the fires of jealousy burn hot
>She takes every opportunity to try and get the same attention from her hubby
>Demands he call her a princess too
>Anon is a little confused but obliges

This would be hilarious for a longer-format story.

>> No.35359561

Same, but no matter what you do, you get a bunch of monster girls complementing you and trying to get you to play games with them non-stop.
It was nice at first, but after the 100th monster to do this, it gets annoying.
Also, why are Salamanders so damn competitive even in a friendly open match?

>> No.35359584
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I'm going to put her tentacles in my mouth just to see her reaction. Like really start sensually sucking and licking them, occasionally kissing them too.

>> No.35359586

>anon has a cat
>anon also has a kiki maid
>the smug look on the cat's face when she has feed it and clean up after it when master isn't around
>the even smugger look on it's face when she finds it snuggling with master

>> No.35359597

They say this, but when that human man shows up to the meetup, they all fawn over him and grope his gentiles

>> No.35359615

>Just try to get into the hobby since you think it looks kind of nice
>When talking about it on the internet people seem normal and balanced
>Go to a local game store
>There's just monster girls there
>They try to act normal but you can feel a bunch of them looking at you
>Ask if someone wants to play a match
>Half the store starts fighting over who gets to go against you first
>Anon just wanted to have some fun

>> No.35359635

A cat is a cat, it's going to be smug no matter what until citrus is introduced

>> No.35359651

>I'm going to put her tentacles in my mouth just to see her reaction.
Well she would be in so much pleasure she could barely talk and have climax after climax.
Eventually you'd be licking a half-limp tentacle as she's on the ground, twitching every so often with pleasure.

>> No.35359721

>grope his gentiles
The hebrew might get offended if they start fondling his slaves

>> No.35359758

So Salamanders are somewhat just like Shonen Heroes that they fawn over and try to romance.

But what about Salamanders (or any other monstergirl) who are Mecha Anime protagonists?

>> No.35359774

You mean like the doesn't wanna get in the robot ones?

>> No.35359809

I was hoping more like Gundam, Code Geass, Valvaruve and its rapey elements. And maybe even Darling in the Frank.

Evangelion is overrated trite. Though I'd say Monstergirls would love to romance and comfort Shinji with love and care.

>> No.35359821

>more like Gundam
The Ur-example of someone not wanting to get in the robot.

>> No.35359827

But anon I told, Evangelion is shit!

>> No.35359852

>convulsing after I playfully nibble on one

>> No.35359886

The kids in Gundam didn't want to get in the robot either is my point
Except Kai, he volunteered. He's the kind of guy to end up with a harem of MGs

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This is a norm in monstergirl ruled places

>> No.35359907

Sorry but I feel like my question ain't answered yet.

Salamanders or any monstergirl, but as Mecha anime protagonists?

>> No.35359911

I don't know man
Chicks don't really get the whole mech thing

>> No.35359928
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Indeed. Humans are fragile beings. They should let their bodies be cushioned.

>> No.35359931

Chicks dig giant robots though.

>> No.35359949
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Do they?

>> No.35359965

Would the one who gets to play you let you win, or try her hardest to beat you?

>> No.35360038

>Valvaruve and its rapey elements.
Cant be rape, she was into it

>> No.35360044
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>Pull into my local wan mechanics garage with my shitbox
>Ask her to take it look at it because it's making noise
>After about an hour she comes back angry stating that she doesn't see how I managed to keep the thing running with duct tape and drywall screws
>Pushes me on the ground and jumps on top and yells I don't know if I should be impressed or angry at you for making mockery of my trade now kiss me!

>> No.35360140
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The deadly wurm entrances you!

>> No.35360161

She charmed my snake alright

>> No.35360171

I exit.

>> No.35360195

she isn't deadly, look at that smile

>> No.35360208

>wurm dancing is just them spinning on the spot really fast

>> No.35360221
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PAT the goblin

>> No.35360268

It ain't, that's how they express happiness at the fact they just found a man

>> No.35360279

why should I?

>> No.35360286

it will make her very happy

>> No.35360306

where do I find the little buggers then?

>> No.35360316 [DELETED] 

>Christmas Cake Kiki who feels she has been rejected by every man hears the doorbell ring
>Opening the door, she finds a baby in a basket with a note asking her to be a good mother to the son of a woman who cannot raise him
>Kiki joyfully takes him in, immediately addressing him as "Master"
>Years later, after teaching him to read and write she shows him to a library to let him choose something to read
>When the man at the desk asks for him to sign in, he writes his name as "Master"
>Kiki remembers she never thought to give him a name and all this time had always just called him "Master"

Not sure about what happens after that.

>> No.35360333

usually near caves
yell into the cave that you would like to pet the goblin and they will come to be pet

>> No.35360336
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Considering how goblins behave, they probably want you to pat them with your dick.

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While I like Shoggoths better, I want to see one of those rivalry pictures where it's the Kiki who gets the upper hand.

>> No.35360357

trips checkd it must be true, lets hope they are very friendly and not too rapey

>> No.35360367

They would either try to beat you as hard as possible and then offer to "train" you or they would let you win and then kept telling you how great you are, and would you please give them a few tips on how to get better and so on.

>> No.35360457

I would play online games only, mute mic and never show my face, I hope thatr would be enough to make time playing all the better

>> No.35360504

which monster girl is the biggest dork

>> No.35360520

The desperate 900+ years old kitsunes

>> No.35360553

Then just think of which monster girls they would want to pilot a giant robot the most, then think of which one of those would like it the least.

>> No.35360562
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Nice thing about marrying an apophis is that you can milk her venom to sell on the side and neither you or your wife will have to work

>> No.35360563

Crow Tengu or Cyclops

>> No.35360579

I feel like dogs and wolfs tend to end up as dorks. Maybe some of the taller ones too, like Onis.

>> No.35360598

vampires and dhampirs

>> No.35360610
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>don't hear anything hit the ground
>hear a soft gulp

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What use and or value do you think monstergirls would have with Warpstones?

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>> No.35360665

Honestly, perhaps Salamanders and Lizardmen are funny enough. Would be strictly prohibited from ever operating mechas as they are not professional enough to ever be pilots.

Plus, their bodies and their tails make it also nigh impossible to fit in the cockpit too.

>> No.35360708

you know what we do to dorks?

>> No.35360712

I'm imagining a beavis and butthead fight between a vampire and dhampir who're both clumsy, weak, retards

>> No.35360741


>> No.35360761
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>tfw in middle of Siberia near pole of cold
>a whole month of 35c+ heat
Noooo, global warming is real!
Save me, ice girls!

>> No.35360783
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>A group of heroes have made it this far in the Royal Makai and are now fighting their way inside the Demon Lord's Castle
>The Demon Lord herself is now speaking directly to the heroes through Public Announcement systems throughout her castle
>"Tell me hero and his companions if you can. You lot of have destroyed so much! What is it exactly that any of you have created? Can you even name one thing!? ...None? Yeah, I thought not! I have laid the foundation for not only a new age of peace and love, it is also a part of humanity's new survival. And not as something you, your friends, and most especially not your Order superiors or even the Chief God has defined yourselves. But as something greater than any of you and your elders and superiors can EVER imagine. Something we can all begin to glimpse, experience and enjoy! Look heroes, look at what you all are trying to fight and throw away! You are combating loving and caring monstergirls that just want to love you, is all this fighting worth it!?"

>> No.35360809


>> No.35360844

didn't know they had internet in the gulags

>> No.35360856
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>Lvl 15. Swine swordswoman blocks your path!

>> No.35360874

slap the belly and run away

>> No.35360880

Kiki. She just wants to settle down with a husband and do housework, but has to pilot a giant cleaning robot in order to fight off an invasion of falling Shogs from space that are dirtying up the whole planet wherever they're falling and splatting all over.

>> No.35360903

>Picks her up and place her out of the way.

>> No.35360917

>gets stabbed with demon silver shank
>gets raped and then marries pige

>> No.35360929

show tasty food and say let me pass and you will get more

>> No.35360944
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Did you perhaps mean
>Pick her up and place her out of the way.
>Picks her up and places her out of the way.

>> No.35360947


>> No.35360953

>he thinks he can get out of being made her husband if he cooks her good food
Uh oh

>> No.35360977

the one that get me a angry haku gf

>> No.35361027
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You get a talkative Haku instead.

>> No.35361044

>stand just out of her reach
>she lunges and swings
>her tubby body isn't used to rapid movements that aren't involved with bringing food to her face
>she falls on her ass
>I walk away during the time it takes her to stand up and recover her dignity

>> No.35361048

how does one turn a learn cow into a milk cow?

>> No.35361051
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At the end of the day I would be happy with any monstergirl yes, even THAT one so long as it meant I could have a ton of children with a loving wife

>> No.35361053

Cow-chan. Please tell me the right answer to your question.

>> No.35361065

Please don't, that would be insulting and a waste of her intelligence. Get a Holstaur for that if you want it.

>> No.35361068

we both know how to shut one of those up

>> No.35361083


>> No.35361098

I don't understand what confused you

>> No.35361102

Fool! She can still talk even while shut. There is no way of you getting out of her lecture.

>> No.35361106

>boost agillity past the limit
>run circles around the tubbo
>before leaving, call her fat ass

>> No.35361109


>> No.35361123

THAT one?

>> No.35361134
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>>I walk away
>and right into the heaving tits of her older sisters
What now smart guy?

>> No.35361150
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>he is unaware

>> No.35361169

Yes. What is it?

>> No.35361171

>yes, even THAT one

>> No.35361181

>Not only can they obtain information from those they touch, they also have the power to impart their own knowledge and share it with the ones they touch.
I imagine they can use telepathy so even if you shut their mouth they can still talk directly in your mind.

>> No.35361184

few have unraveled the mysterious of Meat Loaf

>> No.35361243

I wouldn't mind that, while sitting in my lap, kissing her lips.

>> No.35361249

make a hasty retreat

>> No.35361250
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>> No.35361342

then I will fuck her retarded then, I will finally be free from her mind numbing lectures

>> No.35361350

Yeah, no one actually wants a Charybdis.

>> No.35361360

now that is a meaty fox

>> No.35361388

>Tentacle Bomb

>> No.35361425

>gyaru cow
>constantly lectures you on the best methods to conceive while riding you
Even in ditziness you cannot escape her lectures

>> No.35361536

feed some good food that has a lot of turkey in it til she falls asleep and run

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>> No.35361613

I want a mindflayer to give me a lobotomy

>> No.35361670

but the tentacles go in your ear, not your nose or eye socket

>> No.35361699

you know what I mean, a complete mind wipe

>> No.35361719

Don't kinkshame bigot

>> No.35361815

what if my kink is kinkshaming

>> No.35361874


>> No.35361885


>> No.35361935
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>his mind cannot comprehend what he has not known
Lmao'ing at you right now friend

>> No.35362000

So? They still go into brain since mind manipulation is her thing

>> No.35362010

Then you should feel ashamed.

>> No.35362036

>flayer nurse
is this regulation compliant?

>> No.35362045

no, it makes me hard

>> No.35362089

NOOOOO you can't just get off on kink shaming people

>> No.35362100

need mindflayter gf to clean my mind

>> No.35362125

why not, I like making fun of people

>> No.35362176

It's wrong, only I can kinkshame you for kinkshaming

>> No.35362215

The one that keeps getting spammed as of latr when absolutely nobody wants to hear about it

>> No.35362247

Is it really the Mindflayer? I thought Alps and Ropers were more disliked? Or is it just because that one is talk about way less often.

>> No.35362259

who died and made you king kinkshamer

>> No.35362278

I have such a love-hate relationship with Mind flayers.
On the one hand, I love consensual mindcontrol stuff and such. But at the same time, I hate the idea of not being in full control of my thoughts.
I guess I'll just stick with a Phantom and her magic realm.

>> No.35362311

Latr? Do you mean LotR or later?
Ah, it's "as of late", isn't it?
I've only noticed Fate Barghest being the recently spammed one, and the Azure Lane boats having been spammed for a while.

>> No.35362325

I don't mind them except I don't want to be squid or pants

>> No.35362327

need me mindflayer milk for stress reilef

>> No.35362335

"THAT one" is just a meme, it's meant to be whichever monster pops into your head when you read it.

>> No.35362359

I don't mind because I know they mean the best and won't do anything because they're monsters at heart

>> No.35362383

flayer must suffer a lot
>nobody trusts you
>everyone's afraid you've messed with their heads
>mostly get thrown the scum of society to "fix" like a doll maker
>those who are interested are peak weirdos

>> No.35362385

>i don't mind

>> No.35362425


>> No.35362440
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That's why they integrate into modern society and live in a neighbourhood where everyone knows and trusts them so their daughters can grow up and marry their childhood friend

>> No.35362455

Flayer is at once my greatest fear and probably best waifu.
>She flays your brain wide open and looks into every dark corner
>Still loves you
It's a terrifying kind of hope.

>> No.35362467

cute flaya san

>> No.35362473 [DELETED] 

Well I that Dignity guy is a faggot.

>> No.35362490

>those who are interested are peak weirdos
hey fuck you, buddy

>> No.35362495

>She flays your brain wide open and looks into every dark corner
>She changes you to be someone else afterwards
>Then she loves you

>> No.35362510
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Reminds me of why I like Gazer. Except she can see right through me with just a glance.

And I don't need to put up with muh CHAOS shit except as a call to adventure.

>> No.35362511

Well I bet that Dignity guy is a faggot.

>> No.35362526

>>She changes you to be someone else afterwards
Except she doesn't, Crippling Trust-issues-san

>> No.35362532

hey, i am not weird

>> No.35362540

She makes you into what you've always wanted to be

>> No.35362546

That's exactly what she just does.

>> No.35362561

Prove it.

>> No.35362571

Weirdness is relative.

>> No.35362573

I want order-chan to stop posting.

>> No.35362574
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You a foxfucker?

>> No.35362593

That's exactly what a Mindflayer would say.

>> No.35362594

Why do you want to know that?

>> No.35362601


>> No.35362605

>harasses the poor local librarian flayer to turn them into a "crotch squid"

>> No.35362613

Not yet.

>> No.35362624

You have to trust her Anon. Flayer knows best.

>> No.35362625

I still find the little mindflayers scarier than the big ones. At least her mom can put most of the pieces back together after she's done playing with me for the day.

>> No.35362628

nah, wouldn't be me

>> No.35362634


>> No.35362658

Do Fennecs count?

>> No.35362673

then can I see her mind then?

>> No.35362679

Shut up, Flayer.

>> No.35362681

Fennecs are cats

>> No.35362706


>> No.35362734
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Would foxes be okay with being shrine maidens for other foxes with more tails?

>> No.35362763

They need that experience to one day to have their own shine

>> No.35362769

Mindflayers might mess with your mind, but at least you'll be happy afterwards in some form.

Foxes will keep some amount of misery in you, just so they can have a good laugh from time to time. And don't get me started on fairies.

>> No.35362788

The only thing they do to mess with your mind is make you horny for mind flayers. If you're already horny for mind flayers then they just poke around a bit and cum right then and there when they see what's up.

I think any mindflayerfag would make his wife very very happy.

>> No.35362790

>t. seething flayer
just get a succ wife

>> No.35362803
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That's what they sign up for at inari shrines.

>> No.35362818

when did this thread become full of human women?

>> No.35362826

Foxes are comfy with their fluffy mofu. Flayers flay your mind to make you think they're comfy, even though they aren't.

>> No.35362843
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All this talk about flayers has made me want to throw nachas into the mix. The idea of a girl angering you into fucking her until she turns sweet is really attractive

>> No.35362844

Would it be proper for her to eat the offerings, or is it part of her training and she shouldn't?

>> No.35362845

Cool slime is comfy, especially if you've just come back from a jog or something.

>> No.35362854

Foxess staffing a shrine to themselves in an odin esque self-sacrifice ritual to achieve sublime power.

>> No.35362864

Would you prefer a sweet fox or a mean fox?

>> No.35362870

resting your face on some fat mindflayer titties while she holds you steady with strong tentacles and slurps around at the edges of you mind sounds maximum comfy.

>> No.35362873

don't know, I got a pp

>> No.35362903

I would love to be turned into a dummy by a flayer

>> No.35362922
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>> No.35362927


>> No.35362928

You don't need a Flayer Anon, you're already a dummy.

>> No.35362937

who loves monkes?

>> No.35362946

I only love and cherish the pharaoh

>> No.35362953
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Maximum FLOOF!

>> No.35362955

hey, don't be mean

>> No.35362972

What if it's the same fox, but with split personalities?

>> No.35362994

Sweet and sour flavor is great

>> No.35363017
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She gets a share of the offerings.
It happens, beware of forgotten shrines in the wilderness.


>> No.35363019
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I want an oriental monster gf that runs her own restaurant and speaks engrish poorly with a heavy accent

>> No.35363024

The triple fox neapolitan chimera

>> No.35363050
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How do I keep beelzebubs out of my love potion cauldron?

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I could see how they would get along
>they think you look weird
>everyone's afraid you'll eat their gardens
>those who are interested are peak weirdos

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>want a sweet fox because I want my partner to be kind to me
>but then I'll feel bad for wanting to tie her up

>> No.35363112

Lock the room first.

>> No.35363145

I feel like greenworms would attract two types of guys, greenworm and only greenworm loving weirdos and guys with a self improvement fetish that want nothing more than to turn a lazy lettuce munching greenworm into a papallion

>> No.35363209

I'd toss lettuce at them nonsexually and observe the munching. There's a certain fascination to watching a happy animal.

>> No.35363238

How do you toss lettuce sexually? Coom on it first?

>> No.35363239

She's a person, not an animal.

>> No.35363262

KC report he has been harassed for quite a time for refusing to draw NTR:


>> No.35363276

Make a salad out of it first.

>> No.35363277

Lift and get all sweaty then tear off your shirt and pull out some lettuce from behind your back

>> No.35363283

He really needs to learn not to feed the trolls.

>> No.35363290

NTR "people" are beneath contempt. How are they bothering him in a way he can't ignore them easily?

>> No.35363296

all i imagine is a worm saying that with a mouthful of lettuce and reaching for more

>> No.35363331

As much as I'd like to disagree on that, sadly it seems like KC's indeed making things worse for him. He's not dealing with some kind of 'champion of NTR fetish', he's just dealing with schizo trolls who loves to get attention to themselves. By making things bigger he's just making an easy target out of himself

>> No.35363350

Poor guy.

>> No.35363359

Can someone speak with KC? I'm getting worried something awful will happen.

>> No.35363372

KC needs to block the fag, ntr cucks feed from the attention.

>> No.35363392

He's being harassed on Twitter. Could be Grigori. Could be Enslaved. Could be some JP equivalent.

Seriously, what is wrong with that country?

>> No.35363433

>Could be Grigori


>> No.35363444

Let it be.

>> No.35363457
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Devious fox

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>> No.35363571

yes, I want to be tricked by an old fox

>> No.35363603

I'm here to fuck monster ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum

>> No.35363646

what must be molested?

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Here is the NTRfags trying to get NTR added

>> No.35363708

>Random text strings
Someone tell KC these are troll accounts that can and should be blocked without even reading the post.

They are worse than scum and do not represent even the top 99% of humanity, but instead the bottom 0.00000000001%.

>> No.35363713

hors tummies

>> No.35363722

Monster girls.
Fluffy tails.

>> No.35363726

>tfw caught between both some times

>> No.35363790

Anon's butt

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>> No.35363839

White Horn tails

>> No.35363845

Human men

>> No.35363856

Spanking and groping is still straight.

>> No.35363876

Ocelomeh navels

>> No.35363877

why r u gey?

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no u

>> No.35364000

Where is the fluff and beans

>> No.35364014

How else should my wife punish me for being a lazy ass that stays in bed all day, or than groping my keister?

She can only threaten to laser me to dust so many times before I call her bluff.

>> No.35364016

where should I go in MGC if I want to get molested?

>> No.35364039

A boy stealers game in nothing but an opposing team's speedo

>> No.35364059

where there's a whip, there's a way

>> No.35364083

Molestor girls. They need to be put in their place.

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I like this answer

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>> No.35364106

Only a Cheshire would reply like that. Take off your disguise.

>> No.35364120

That doesn't make it untrue.

>> No.35364204

demon silver firecrackers

>> No.35364246

how about a train?

>> No.35364305

dark elf's favorite song

>> No.35364320

There's a difference between getting me up and out of bed for a jog, and flagrant abuse.

>> No.35364322

Grem-chan you can’t just make everything out of Demon Silver.

>> No.35364379

why not?

>> No.35364380

She's giving you a demon silver middle finger.

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Try less petting and more scalp massaging. You have to go under the hair.

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Cheshires are not gay either.

>> No.35364460

yes, they are

>> No.35364465

Shove it up her ass.

>> No.35364483

Gonna go to MGC and start a mens right activist group just to make extremist demons seethe.

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>faggot cat
They're pretty gay.

>> No.35364512

now that is gonna be short lived

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>> No.35364559

>men rights
what rights, can you eat them?

>> No.35364580

become the strong

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My wife is not gay, she's just retarded.

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>> No.35364661

That's why you have to enjoy every moment of it before they break your door down.

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>> No.35364723

Shark girl onahole. It's something else, almost unusable because it's so much of a dick bulli

>> No.35364724

It's pretty straightforward.

>> No.35364838

Crashing the single dragon womens association sounds more fun

>> No.35364854

I would do that and wear a sign that says, you gotta die to get me you pathetic virgins

>> No.35364863

>single dragon womens association
>"We're strong independent dragons and we are happy being single"
>Bunch of anons show up wearing next to nothing
>They try not to get tempted
>They fail
>Few weeks later they rename themselves to "Pregnant dragons association"

>> No.35364883

whats the difference?

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>> No.35364916

>tfw of the one dragon who didn't come in that day

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>> No.35364943

>...does he have a brother?

>> No.35364945

You were warned

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>> No.35364951

>She was thinking about quitting since she kind of wants to get a BF
>Anons happen
>Dragon girl just goes to Eros church to ask why.

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>> No.35364962

he died where he wanted, salute the fallen soldier

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I mean, who could resist?
End. Be careful with fairies.

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>> No.35364987

>His brother is a neet
>I'll take him, he seems cute.
>Anon is just playing some video games when a dragon breaks his window and takes him away

>> No.35365012

just gotta pop into a lich's place and ask to be made immortal and stick my dick in some fairies

>> No.35365020

I submit to sandworm anarchy

>> No.35365038

what's the plan if they have a structured culture?

>> No.35365041

Anon you are a genius

>> No.35365050

ancestor gave eros the finger, so she cursed every dragon from that bloodlines to die alone, only be able to find love as an undead

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They don't. They're solitary and territorial. When one steps out into the dunes, he's entering a land of complete lawlessness in which the hunger of the sandworms reigns supreme.

>> No.35365074

There are many worse ways to go, but there are but a few better

>> No.35365094
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>Their anuses taste of Nutella

>> No.35365100

thanks, my momster made me smart by smacking my head

>> No.35365106

Edgy sabbath answer
Eros makes some of us wait longer for their destined one in order to make the grand story of love more fulfilling and dramatic.

>> No.35365136

eros doesn't strike me as a family curse sort of girl. she respects the individuals right to love.

>> No.35365146

Being retarded is gay.

>> No.35365164

Dying is gay too, so undead are very gey

>> No.35365169

What a bunch of faggots.

>> No.35365195


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Explore the basements of old mansions

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She could snap the ropes immediately anyway.

>> No.35365263

I kinda want a boxing/mma haku to beat knowledge into me.

>> No.35365284

if you didn't bother binding the tails it's a wholly decorative play regardless.

>> No.35365312

>go old mansion
>make sure my neck is nice and exposed
>have my cross ready
>i ask
I want a mommy

>> No.35365326

taking the phrase, do I have to beat some sense into ya, literally

>> No.35365369

do you like monster pussy, anon?

>> No.35365387

People who are not familiar with the situation say that KC should just block ntrfags, but in fact KC has been blocking and ignoring trolls for several months.
However, even after being ignored for several months, the troll created a new Twitter account and continued his attacks on KC.
So KC asked us to report troll on Twitter.

>> No.35365388

it's possible

>> No.35365398

A dire cat?

>> No.35365417


>> No.35365420

Okay. Good to hear KC isn't trying to deal with a troll entirely by himself.

I really care about that guy.

>> No.35365423
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Yes, the smaller the better.

>> No.35365479

I love to eat it out

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>"...You want a lover?"
>"Hm... And what qualities do you wish this companion to have?"
>"...? Why do I want to know?"
>"Because I want to declare my candidacy."
>"Is that a problem?"
>"What if I devote myself to you?"

During a certain conversation.
I was being lighthearted, she's being dead serious.

>> No.35365522

where's the rest of the image?

>> No.35365545
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>"...You want a lover?"
>"Hmm... And what qualities do want this companion to have?"
>"? Why do I want to know?"
>"Because I want to declare my candidacy."
>"Is that a problem?"
>"What if I devote myself to you?"

During a certain conversation
I was being lighthearted, she's being dead serious.

>> No.35365564

This is why you need to be careful with saying stuffs out loud.
I once said "i need milk" and got my mouth stuffed with holstaur's nipple.

>> No.35365581

what if I say I want exotic milk and a mommy?

>> No.35365614

i need an adult

>> No.35365636
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>"It'll be a lot easier if you just lied down and lift your legs in the air."

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She is an adult.

>> No.35365696

Stay next to a monster girl with "exotic" milk and say that out loud.

>> No.35365707

My waifu keeps a close eye on me, because she knows interactions like this would cause unsustainable harem growth.

>> No.35365712

holy fuck, i found pinhead

>> No.35365735

is exotic milk, any monster not a Holst or a mino

>> No.35365744

Just say you need bird milkies or whatever species you have in mind.

>> No.35365758

Only if I know there's a horde of ghouls present

>> No.35365764

Dommy mommy Shoggoth?

>> No.35365795
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>Good to hear KC isn't trying to deal with a troll entirely by himself.
They are formidable opponents

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I'm sorry, everyone. I cannot resist, I must surrender.

>> No.35365856

I want jabberwock mommy milkies

>> No.35365859

made me chuckle

>> No.35365866

Loose lips milk tits?

>> No.35365907

remember to keep your mouth shut around cows or you will wake up with their tits in your mouth

>> No.35365921
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KC writing up the classic Loli Manga scenario.

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>> No.35365943

I just hope, she doesn't put her nipple in front of my mouth as a joke, because i definetly end up suckling on it, while i'm sleeping.

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>> No.35365959

How do i keep loli mgs out, from under my desk?

>> No.35365990

I'm going to be honest and expect to be told to fuck off for this but I don't see what they gain but it's not like it means much on an anonymous image board. I like NTR but it's dumb as fuck to expect KC to draw it or even wish he did, he's been very clear on his feelings about it and how much it upsets him.
All these trolls are doing is making it worse for him and people who share their interests when it's easy enough to just keep it as far away from MGE as possible.
I think he mentioned it's someone from HK or Taiwan which can often mean Chinese using a not so distant proxy.

>> No.35365998

There's not much you can do from under your desk, anon.

>> No.35366002

>I like NTR
You can leave now.

>> No.35366012

But they keep licking my legs and feets and honestly it's freaking distracting!

>> No.35366017


>> No.35366022

I'm trying to invite one and asking her to become my wife.

>> No.35366028

Pardon offtopic question, are you a Slav? From your punctuation I assume you're not a native speaker and I'm not sure what other languages do that.

>> No.35366086

Hungarian. Yep, i'm an ESL.

>> No.35366144

Dark priest told me that if you were naughty in life, you dies and go to hell where you get raped by hellhounds, manticores, and cheshire cats forever.

>> No.35366178

what if I was a good boy, and never do no wrong?

>> No.35366181

You go to heaven as a shota with the dark priest!

>> No.35366199

what does that mean?

>> No.35366257

You wouldn't even know if I have but I expected that and it's deserved. I just wish KC could draw vanilla in peace

>> No.35366262

I always did want to be a shota molested by an older priestess

>> No.35366276

It means, she's going to be your mommy and wife! And in heaven, you get to cum inside mommy all you want!

>> No.35366285
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Goblins will breed you.

>> No.35366290

I want to comfort a troll that misunderstands the Internet’s hatred of ‘trolls’

>> No.35366291

sounds like heaven alright

>> No.35366304

not if I breed 'em first

>> No.35366311

It's a breed or be bred world

>> No.35366327

why not make sweet love?

>> No.35366369

Is having sex with a monster as easy as literally walking up to one, face-to-face, and simply ask her, "Can I have sex with you?"?

>> No.35366376


>> No.35366425

Easier than that, they will actively hunt you, think you are safe going to the grocery store? Nope Gonna get raped. Going to grandma's house? Nope gonna get hounded. Waiting on a bus with your human girl sweetheart? Too bad she's been monsterized.

>> No.35366428

>How to confuse an Ushi: For Dummies

>> No.35366445

>mama never told me about this

>> No.35366490

i really do wonder if hounds get excited if you are wearing a red hood and say you are going to your grandmas house

>> No.35366598

You know those wedding cake toppers that look like small bride and groom standing side by side? What would monster girls have on their cakes? A toy monster girl running after a man? Pouncing on him? Would it be considered appropriate to have small models of the two nude or having sex?

>> No.35366617

>Succ is thrilled to just be with you, no matter what you are doing, just to feel you fingers entwined with hers and to see you smile filler her with joy


>> No.35366638


It is, but beware, KC confirmed in a tweet this is equivalent to a serious marriage proposal to a monster. So you can do it, you dont have to deal with 3DPD standards or bullshit like "ya not my type", but you will have to take responsibility.

>> No.35366665

It would cause fear, what if some slutty werewolf robs your grandma and tries to steal you?

>> No.35366679

what if my grandma is a werewolf?

>> No.35366683

I fear for your grandpa

>> No.35366685

>Like tears in rain, Anon-san

>> No.35366687

My, grandma, what hotness you have.

>> No.35366717

>to sed-I mean, to see you better

>> No.35366764

It would be considered scandalous if they were wearing anything.

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>> No.35366801

nah, just gonna take potshots over here with my bow

>> No.35366822

Oh no, her nip. She'll only be able to feed one of our daughters at a time.

>> No.35366823

I will mourn for her lost nipple. Milk shall never exit that boob ever again.

>> No.35366831

Time to see if that scared tit can still produce milk.

>> No.35366834

low-MR melee builds get Sleep'd and only wake up hours later covered in hickeys

>> No.35366835

Every wan in the land knows the tale of Little Red Riding-Kun.

>> No.35366847

I will risk death just to shower that scarred nipple with love

>> No.35366848

ya got a nice bush, there. Oni san

>> No.35366859

>tfw no dragon sister-wives

>> No.35366874

fellow tit and milk lovers i see

>> No.35366907

how is it different?

>> No.35366971

i will gather all the lilim pantsu and wish for a world filled with monster with mom bods and milky tits

>> No.35367006

where am I?

>> No.35367033
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I haven't posted in a while. Is this any good?

>> No.35367049

Only if it belongs to a very big and sweaty minotaur

>> No.35367059

not bad, man

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>> No.35367107

booba could be bigger
but yes is pretty good

>> No.35367122

>Literal CCP shills attacking KC

We fought the wrong enemy in WWII, should have let the based Japs finish the fucking chinks

>> No.35367133

I think the part that's throwing me off is the perspective/depth of the torso. Like, the amount you can see of her right side and the amount that her left abs stick out suggest that she's turned more to the left than the rest of her appears. I do like it overall though.

>> No.35367136

Arms need to be bigger lol, but more booba is good too

You're getting better fren

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Do shirohebis and ryus come as package deals?

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>> No.35367211

Probably WightFag. Saw he liked some raceplay shit on twitter and being black probably means he loves blacked.

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>> No.35367272

>being black probably means he loves blacked.
He directly said he hates it, among other things mentioning some weirdo into this garbage who tried to befriend him on Twitter that he refused to associate with.

>> No.35367279

Don't slander the waifufags I'm not one of them
>being black probably means he loves blacked.
That's mostly a white fetish and black men hate it

>> No.35367290
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White haired monster girls are 5x as likely to be yandere so watch out

>> No.35367300

so my wife is secretly yan?

>> No.35367302
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Red Onis are truly terrifying.

>> No.35367309

Arms too short?

>> No.35367334

more like cute

>> No.35367341

It is a testamount of your skill to have a pair of wives with such strength, power, and prestige.
Which means that THEY have acquired a great treasure that in turn makes them more prestigious as a result.

>> No.35367356

Oh yeah? That's her 18th bowl.

>> No.35367366
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I'm a terrible racist as I really prefer Zipangese monster.

>> No.35367369 [DELETED] 

They're all over these threads and deep into the "community." It's too late for that.

>> No.35367372
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fuck off with your imaginary drama

>> No.35367397

I'll make another 20 bowls if that's what it takes
There's enough noodles and meat in my kitchen to feed several red oni

>> No.35367398

even cuter, such a hungry girl needs a lot of food

>> No.35367409

Give an Oni enough sake and food and they're as harmless as kittens.

>> No.35367411

>so busy with work I forgot about these threads
Are we drifting apart...?

>> No.35367415

A kitten the size of an oni would be terrifying

>> No.35367421

K. Still think it is seeing as he has liked raceplay already on the public forums. And unless he is into being a black femboy i can only assume he is more into the other kinda raceplay like blacked.

>> No.35367426

bitch, did you not hear me?

>> No.35367427

Artist does best oni stuff

>> No.35367430

I know I've been a bit busier now that I have to return back to the office.
Can't shitpost as much

>> No.35367431

>Mindflayer childhood friend
>her mom can put most of the pieces back together after she's done playing with me for the day

Could you imagine, your after dating your Mindflayer childhood friend for a while, when things start to get serious, she confesses that she's repressed one or two of your memories, and after a tense conversation agrees to bring them back.

They're memories of things like a really awkward first kiss from gradeschool, or her falling over while dancing with you at a school dance.

You bust out laughing as she blushes and threatens to repress them again

>> No.35367440

I would laugh my ass off

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>> No.35367448
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All must bow to the floof!

>> No.35367458

I've been dev-ing a game and i've become the most distant from anyone than i've ever had.

>> No.35367465

Anons, I'm planning to roast some cherry tomatoes in the oven later. What vegetables would pair well with it? Gonna prove to my Kiki that I can cook too.

>> No.35367475

pizza :)

>> No.35367482

Sweet peppers

>> No.35367486

Careful Anon, you might be the mastah, but the kitchen is your Kiki's domain. She has power over you there.

>> No.35367493

I enjoy roasted potatoes

>> No.35367505

Fine. I am sorry Wightfag. I will believe you this time.

>> No.35367515

I dunno maybe some asparagus with olive oil salt and pepper

>> No.35367523


>> No.35367530
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More Goblin awareness facts. While Gobs and Gobbos stick to the usual activities of stealing, mugging and other crimes, notice the heart pupils Goblins have.
They no longer seek gold and valuables, the only thing they're after is the need to breed and will relentlessly pursue it at that stage.

>> No.35367538

No him but I prefer simmering asparagus.
Pretty quick and you don't risk overcooking as much.

>> No.35367574

i want fertile goblins, not flat ones

>> No.35367583

>risk overcooking

>> No.35367589

>Not letting his waifu scramble his mind according to her cute pervo-whims
Do your best to fight your inner ghey, alp-san!

>> No.35367603

Thanks for the advice(?), everyone. It'll be good to give the Kiki meido some time off while my wife (a lovely Shog, I should mention) and I enjoy some time alone.

>> No.35367619

you ass

>> No.35367630
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Elf thighs are made for intercrural

>> No.35367650

HOLY FUCK, what have those elves been eating? I thought that they were just literal poles with no curves?

>> No.35367752

Was a translated version of this ever found?

>> No.35367768

That's a bad thing?

>> No.35367838
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He's right and you know it.

>> No.35367854

>Most of the bad shit has been retconned
Death of the author.

>> No.35367866

What bad shit?

>> No.35367881

I really like KCs world. He seems like nice and wholesome guy.

>> No.35367883

Powerlevel wanks are stupid.

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>> No.35367889

Sasha Fullmoon.

>> No.35367928

What was bad about it? Hottest story in the book

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>> No.35367955

holy fuck, this be new latenight?

>> No.35367962

I liked cunny parts, getting lolidomed on a church altar is super hot

>> No.35368020

How and when it was retconned?

>> No.35368023

Almost all of the girls were better looking as humans and you know it.

>> No.35368074

i have a fondness for desecration

>> No.35368075

You're right, Michell Jordan. I should go see that flayer after all.

>> No.35368123
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Have this smug hugger

>> No.35368136

Merse alone proves you wrong.

>> No.35368185

i still adore that there exists a half elf/ half human/ half werewolf

>> No.35368217

He probably isn't even able to explain how MGE was actually retconed other than the usual people used to believe in all the MGU grimdark shit and now that they don't it was all a conspiracy by KC to cover up old MGE instead of bad translations and retards over reacting. It seems like just an excuse to nomalfag cry about Sasha Fullmoon and loli.

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>> No.35368245

cute fox

>> No.35368250
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she seems like a nice lady

>> No.35368251

Bullshit. Those thighs were way better than the boring blue skin and snake tail.

>> No.35368256

she seems flat, and I know all flatties are not nice

>> No.35368259

Anyone who dresses like that is obviously no good.

>> No.35368271

great smile though

>> No.35368276

smiles like she took my lunch money with me noticing

>> No.35368287

While it is a charming smile, nobody will be able to see it while she has that dorky mask on.

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>> No.35368291

A married mamono comes to you, tells you that she thinks you are cute and you would make a perfect fit for her daughter.
What happens next? Do you accept?

>> No.35368297

thanks, latenight for being here

>> No.35368303

>honey bee

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I'm sorry about your crippling lack of taste, anon.

>> No.35368319

two mofus please

>> No.35368326

I accept her business proposal and would be glad to move onto the transaction phase known as 'dating'. Hopefully I satisfy her daughter despite being of mundane human intellect.

>> No.35368327

can I get an old mofu?

>> No.35368344

her son

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>> No.35368346

Remember to level up your smol fox.
Depending on what stats you focus on she can get increasingly busty, buff, or some mix.

>> No.35368350

>Cursed sword
Do I really have a choice here?

>> No.35368354

A unicorn's just a horse whose a little more horny than usual

>> No.35368367

Thighs save lives, snake tails take them away.

>> No.35368391

>ren xiongmao
I don't think west mist continent likes capitalists like me

>> No.35368404
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Aren't those only assigned to divine heroes?
If she's trying to get her daughter some guardian-practice there's no way it's going to end well. Adventurous I am not.

>> No.35368411

time to be one with the snuggle pile

>> No.35368414

I just noticed
The stuff coming out of her mouth isnt the color of either ice cream

>> No.35368415

I will purchase one(1) Mofu Ball.

>> No.35368420

>Roll family index twice in a row
What does this mean?

>> No.35368432

echinda mama gave ya a harem of all the girls

>> No.35368433
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That's free. You just have to deal with the stubborn fox involved yourself.

>> No.35368442

The married monster was an echidna, and now you're the husband to ALL her gacha daughters. Say goodbye to your pelvis.

>> No.35368464

>"Got any mofu?"
>"Best damn mofu in the state."
>"Bring me four max mofus and a coke."

>> No.35368481

i want the most mofu you can legally give a man and more

>> No.35368483

I'm fine with this. May need to learn how to operate doppels to give them an equal amount of attention throughout the day, but I'm okay with it.

>> No.35368491

This image is the worst, it has the right intentions but KC didn't retcon anything from fallen maidens. people are just retards and get confused into thinking fallen brides is canon.

>> No.35368492

Listen lady, just because I was the titular Phantom of the Opera in this year's production of the musical doesn't mean that I want to marry your daughter.

>> No.35368504

>Latenight was a greenworm the whole time
The plot thickens!

>> No.35368505

I kind of hate jojo at this point

>> No.35368507

that makes me think what would you name your daughters after the 40th one

>> No.35368510 [SPOILER] 
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Just don't tell ANYONE where you got 'em, alright?

>> No.35368520

But it is

>> No.35368528

you're under arrest for mofu selling over the limit, you have the right to any lawyer that isn't a wurm

>> No.35368536

B-Bigger doesn't mean better

>> No.35368539

What's the magic word anon?

>> No.35368546
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And best of luck to you.

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>> No.35368564

I immediately accept. I'm going to build a new fae kingdom with her daughter!

>> No.35368567

>t.mofu addict

>> No.35368574

one of the most alluring chocolate foxes ever brought into existence

>> No.35368588
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How was Sasha retconned? Did KC retcon anything else, like Princess Tentacles vs Lescatie? I get a kick out of being reminded of this stuff, KC isn't even consistent with the retcons since he'll never bad talk his pedogoat fetish. I still find enjoyment at the thought of what specifically he picked to retcon in general. Something like a list. The funniest potential thing is "random crazy fetish" and "inane totally unrelated minor detail" both taking up space on someone's retcon attempts. Not really death of the author, but he's gotta be a lil twunked or such.
>half elf
>half human
>half werewolf
>half succubus
Ftfy. You forgot to count a bit there, anon. She's literally twice the woman that any other maiden is among the Fallen.

>> No.35368590

is she from anywhere?

>> No.35368605


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Cute snek

>> No.35368637

Cursed tome profile when?

>> No.35368640

Book-chan is cute!

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She seriously needed a solo doujin.


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shit wrong pic

>> No.35368662

Is that...

>> No.35368663


>> No.35368669

But I’m scared of crowds

>> No.35368675

>t. fluff huffer

>> No.35368693
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There is nothing wrong with being a fluff huffer.

>> No.35368708

Fat dog

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>> No.35368726

Built for litters.

>> No.35368739
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Fluff huffing is great! I'd give the neck fluff of a H'orc a good huffing if I could.

>> No.35368750
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It seems climbing the corporate ladder is not that difficult.

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>> No.35368784

>Do you know who ate all the glazed donuts?
>Anyways, could you put some on my donut, Anon?

>> No.35368785

T-too lewd.

>> No.35368828

I'm only interested if she has ROCK HARD ABS.

>> No.35368836

Sup /jp/. It has been a long while subjectively, life has claws. Wanted to celebrate my return with some writing. This happened, hope there's some life in it.

"Remember, X-Branch, we're here to stop Magneta! Don't get distracted! We can't let her lust ray charge or the Earth is doomed!" said Biclops. The leader of the Order's X-Branch, the mutated child of a Cyclops, had faced many travails for his own grotesque mutation. Yet not once did he turn to perverse evil, unlike Magneta and her Sorority of Evil Mamono. Rather than such malevolence, Biclops did his best to turn his own affliction to the benefit of mankind, much like the rest of X-Branch. Reaching out with the power of his **two evenly spaced eyes**, he shouted a warning to his fellow Orderites! "Look out, it's a trap!"

And a trap it indeed was! For moments after giving his warning, a shape fell from the roof of the cavern of Magneta's stronghold. The figure landed in shadowed blur before the advancing X-Branch. It straightened and stood, crane-like on one foot. Her bat-like arms extended upwards menacingly as her very low bangs swayed in a dramatic wind, though not enough to expose the eyes presumably covered by her hair. The weakly lit cavern fell deeper into darkness as she spoke. "Not so fast, X-Branch! How can you move forward if you cannot see?" asked the figure, as she cackeled wickedly.

"Look away, X-Branch!" ordered the two-eyed Biclops as rushed forward casting an object into the air. It burst into a flash of dazzling light, causing him to grunt in pain, even as Nocturna gave her own shriek of distress. She covered her face with a wing, swaying dizzily, though the brief flash had faded to nothing. "N-n-not so fast, Biclops. You may have gotten a lucky shot in, but you are blinded too. My night vision will recover faster. Prepare to be mounted on my ceiling, and then mounted again! But sexually!" Nocturna laughed as she swayed, certain that she had the upper hand.

Biclops laughed heartily in response before speaking "Your tricks might work on any other Cyclops, but unlike them my mutation has gifted me with *two* eyes. I had my other eye *closed*!" Noctura gasped in shock as the unmasked human child of a Cyclops opened his other eye, a spike of fear beginning to coil in her stomach. "Hug the left wall and move forward, X-Branch! Magneta's foul plan won't stop itself. I've got more than enough flashes to handle Nocturna, keep moving team!" And so the team moved forward, hugging the wall in the darkness. The sounds of battle receeded behind them: a meek feminine battlecry of "P-please no." along with the burst of another flash. The keenest eared members of X-Branch made out the echoing reverberation of a stream of liquid on stone. With hearts heavy with dread yet bouyed by their leader's noble stand, X-Branch pushed forward into the next room, each hoping that their leader could hold his own under such uncertain conditions.

>> No.35368856

When your kiki is cleaning and stumbles across your secret stash of Kemokko Lovers

>> No.35368861

nigga you better not be about to dump an entire story here

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>> No.35368895

I hate it, but mostly because I hate Charles and his bullshit

>> No.35368896

Nah I ain't, that's the long and short of it. Stay copacetic, my man.

>> No.35368911

It's all of the mindrape screaming ain't it? You can admit it. I find it hilarious and entertaining, like he has a "give exposition while getting brain fukked" setting on his character.

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such a beauty

>> No.35368932

Maidens is, Brides isn't. Brides is a fanfic anthology.

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>> No.35368974

I r r e d e e m a b l e

Nta. I was discussing FM. Sasha and Princess Roper were in Maidens, did that get retconned? Also wtf did KC actually retcon anyway/

>> No.35369002

Me on the right

>> No.35369006

Ngmi. Rip Cyclops.

>> No.35369050

What happens when you call a monster girl a faggot?

>> No.35369055

>wtf did KC actually retcon anyway
Nothing. The "retcons" were just shitty/trolling translations being replaced by accurate and competent ones

>> No.35369061
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You get pinned and receive forceful nuggies

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>> No.35369072
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But can your wife do THIS?

>> No.35369076

Call her gay for wanting that.

>> No.35369078

Can I get some barbeque sauce for my nuggies?

>> No.35369082

she'll show you how much of a faggot she is, by fucking you

>> No.35369097

i really hated that show.

>> No.35369104

>When she sees your pokemon collection.

>> No.35369105

you wouldn't be wrong for one

>> No.35369109


>> No.35369111

It's biggest crime was being mediocre, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. I didn't hate it though.

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>when she sees your legos

>> No.35369121

>was discussing FM. Sasha and Princess Roper were in Maidens, did that get retconned?
They were in both. They're canon characters in Maidens and never reconnected in anyway but anything you hear about them in Brides is and always was fanfic.
>Also wtf did KC actually retcon anyway/
Nothing apart from some very early setting info that didn't make it past past notes.

>> No.35369130

she calls you a dork and pulls put her yugioh collection

>> No.35369135


>> No.35369152
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>Slaps your ass
"Looking good, hot stuff!"

>> No.35369158

thanks, homo

>> No.35369160

>how is that a monster
>she's a monster card
>that's literally just a human girl
>...but she's a monster card...

>> No.35369161

sorry not into succubussy (grapesnakes ONLY)

>> No.35369164

it's not too hard to follow
This is canon
this is fanfic
Even says on the wiki pages.

>> No.35369175

This is the first time I've heard it, but it's perfect

>> No.35369179 [SPOILER] 
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Bad move

>> No.35369182

right move, cause I got what I wanted and she still a homo

>> No.35369185

*unzips dick*
Gaze on THIS lol

>> No.35369187

Dubs and honorary duds. Is this the power of weebery for when things become serious? Good to know, thanks fellas. I don't agree with KC's tentacle kingdom, but I respect his standing firmly behind his atrociously strange ideations. Free tentacles now, free tentacles forever. They are mandatory. Er. Anyway, was there anything fun in the very early setting info that was scrapped, something other than shit translations? I don't rune well at all, so I might as well ask.

>> No.35369188

ow, you can unzip yours?

>> No.35369193

With the power of my stand sticky fingers even this is possible

>> No.35369202


>> No.35369210

Surely this power must have some use. But what?

>> No.35369214

KC cut out the human farms, because they were too cliche for the genre and didn't really fit his vision for a "non-grimderp" setting.

God forbid ENSLAVED finds out about those.

>> No.35369216

please do not lick the nipple.

>> No.35369220

that your weakness or something?

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Why not? From what eye can see, you seem to be enjoying it.

The other hand is tweaking the nipple.

>> No.35369224

>Gazer x frog goop wrestling is the vector
Thank you, Grandfather.

>> No.35369226
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Which monsters look better in smooth tight shiny rubber?

>> No.35369230

none, cause that is CRINGE

>> No.35369232

lmao his eyes

>> No.35369239


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Bold words for someone in GAUNTing distance

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>time to go snowboarding buddy

>> No.35369254

hmm, how she gonna do that?

>> No.35369257

>human farms
Got some context to go with that one, hoss? Type of cliche defines how close something falls to a genre afaict. Esp. with as heavily entrenched objects, like the [human farm]. Even a sheltered optimistic farm must carry dark undertones. Given how MGE is still a human farm, by design, some tint will remain. It's how the notion is embedded in the instinctual psyche. Esp given how humans treat their farmed resources, some elements are unavoidable, I think.

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>> No.35369262

>MGE is still a human farm, by design
>talking like this

Unironically go see a shrink, Enslaved.

>> No.35369263

Because it's gay. She's such a faggot for liking that.

>> No.35369266

They were in one of the spinoff storybooks and they were called ‘cradles.’ Pretty sure they were reservations for pure humans to keep making sons.

>> No.35369271

yup, thats a homo behaviour if I ever seen some

>> No.35369276

Consider the following, huge and hulking dullahan bodyguards.

>> No.35369278

Nipples are meant to go in mouths, it’s just basic biology

>> No.35369284

>KC cut out the human farms,
Cradles were never even considered for canon, again they were fanfiction.
>spinoff storybooks
Which wasn't written by KC or considered part of the setting.

>> No.35369289

Exactly. It’s a non-issue.

>> No.35369290

I tried to, she didnt understand

>> No.35369295

okay, what about em?

>> No.35369296

Doesnt fanfiction eventually become canon sometimes?

>> No.35369314

Big muscles.
Skilled with weapons.
Slightly tsun/kuudere with a body that is honest as can be.

>> No.35369321

Yes but this isn’t a Marvel or DC thread

>> No.35369328

Wrong guess, dingbat. Fuc er thank you very much for playing. Training reading comprehension, or deliberately finding the range of alteration applicable to a concept via scales, measure, semantics, etc are important skills. Fortunately the actual conversation you responded to literally outlined it for you.

MGE is conceptually a human farm, there are a variety of human farms. Take your school meth, kiddo.

Free passage back and forth for humans is around the weakest flavors of grim attached to human farming. We could do the same irl and hardly anyone would care. Hell, no one would care if it was some restrained human zoo milker version. Beats SOP for normal human cruelty anyday.

>> No.35369334

foxgirls, yes

>> No.35369340

Is this a

>> No.35369347

>... And that's how I met your mother.

>> No.35369351

That bra had me hoping for some tailpussy

>> No.35369352

Anon you're making too much of a fuss as something that holds the same weight as a pastebin story >>35369284

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>Fuc er

>> No.35369363

The only case of fan book ever becoming canon for MGE was Will's side guides but KC was always very close to him and they stuck to his vision of the setting down to the letter.

>> No.35369396

>Phoneutria is a genus of spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. Members of the genus are commonly referred to as Brazilian wandering spiders.
>The largest Phoneutria species have the longest body and the greatest body weight in this group(araneomorph spiders)
>The presence of a dark linear stripe or stripes on the frontal (dorsal) palps and presence of a single thin black line running anterior-posterior along the dorsal carapace may help identify Phoneutria
>The characteristic defensive posture with frontal legs held high is an especially good indicator to confirm a specimen is Phoneutria, during the defensive display the body is lifted up into an erect position, the first two pairs of legs are lifted high while the spider sways from side to side with hind legs in a cocked position
>Priapism is also known to occur from bites of the Brazilian wandering spider
Big fat tiddy, fat pseudo-ass brown boner spiders that like to dance.

>> No.35369400

how do I know if my automanton is infected with a virus?

>> No.35369401

Not a fuss. The cradle is just as much a corner of this strange Salaryman thingacle as anything else discussed or considered topical. C'mon nigga, what percentage of KCstuff is memecat jacking you off a la >>35369353? Even if Tragic Cat Mimery has a doujin, that a very small percentage of a very large sea. Are we gonna only allow topics of a certain statistical representation like the filthy filthy Trollfags and their fetish for big L A Y E R S? Nah. I'd just as well discuss Bitterholstmiak, and that's a negligible presence. I think that's pretty unarguable. So don't assume I'm making a fuss, literally just curious. Be cool.

>> No.35369409

Frequent charging requests may indicate a hidden cryptominer installed using up her CPU and power.

>> No.35369414

Not male ones.

>> No.35369418

how to remove those things?

>> No.35369444

>using Kikisoft and getting constapwned in cascades
>not using Dryadtosh

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>> No.35369473

If you stopped talking like a faggot I might take you seriously. Your "curiosity" is something that's been pointed at hundreds of times by /tg/ and spacebattles type as "proof" their totally grimdark interpretation of the setting is right, all based off something that was never part of the setting.

>> No.35369500

One of my favorite mamano, hell yes I accept
I can only imagine the circumstances of the meeting would be absurd, though. Either she's quietly snuck into my house and the 'don't question it' magick is upon me, or she's lead a parade of Zipangese lewdness to my doorstep in the middle of the night, and I have to answer dealing with THAT 'ambiance' instead, possibly while her husband is making out (or more) with someone nearby
The daughter is either all haughty and fitting into either scene perfectly, or horrified and embarrassed and I'm not sure which is better

>> No.35369513

Politely decline, sorry I hate mushrooms

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>> No.35369554

>They (Lilims) are a patrician's waifu.
Makes sense, the main reason they're not my favorite is that they all have way too important positions and I don't want to embarrass my wife and the in-laws by being incompetent in my new royal position.

>> No.35369556
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Cut off the autistic brain flakery and examine what I actually wrote. I'll paraphrase

>percentage of representation in media,
>and different variations on a subject in a media
These aren't valid gripes about discussing something. And neither is whatever old argument you are having in your head.

MGE is a human farm, canonically. It is a non-lethal, harvest only, free-range and catch n' keep sort of human farm. Humans are literally milked. Being farmed is being loved in MGE. How do you not get this? Compress your excrement in a more structurally sound form, yo. You can utilize a prescription, anon, do so if you need to. Take your dose if necessary. Pic related.

>> No.35369560

It depends on if she's rich I s'pose. She might have been able to feed her daughter to a point where she metamorphs.

>> No.35369565

Yeah sure

>> No.35369571
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Reminder that goblins make for great minions, onaholes, and mothers of your children. You should go out and get a "family pack" of goblins today.

>> No.35369576

That's far different than cradles and it's hardly a farm if the humans actually outnumber monsters. It's closer to a war, a lewd war but still a war.

>> No.35369580

please stop trying to be epic

>> No.35369587

Words uncleared, I know am the head of four dwarven clans.

>> No.35369589

I actually think it's impossible to truly embarrass your monster wife. Since she loves you unconditionally, I'm sure she'd be able to forgive you for just about anything. She might even find your fuck-ups endearing.

>> No.35369593

I've seen multiple goblin pics with 4 of them. It seems that's their magical number.

>> No.35369601

That's fine too. Dwarves and goblins are natural enemies and often fight each other for men. Sooner or later you'll have the opportunity to and some greenskins to your harem of shortstacks.

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>> No.35369613

need to get a 4 pack of goblin milk maids and smokes from the corner store

>> No.35369614

It's a very balanced number of gobbos. 3-4 goblins is the perfect amount in my book.

>> No.35369624

>rabbits outnumber humans
>cuniculture determined to be impossible
>internet schizo given award for generating this conjecture
And we all clapped, because farmers must outnumber the farmed. Thank you anon. You sweet prince. Grace us with more of your profundity.
>stop being epic
Man, if I could...I'd be you. Too le epic though.
Le yawn.

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New commission, this time featuring my daughter taking quite literally one step and tripping. That is all.
I also finally got back into a good routine after deploying. I appreciate the good wishes, friends.

>> No.35369645

>MG robbing my grandma.
Look man, I'm all kinds of down for the big damned monster titties and all but I won't lie— The exact second my Gran-Gran's in peril, I am fighting and I am fighting until I am dead.

>> No.35369652

I hope she could breathe during all that time.

>> No.35369660

Is this the Paladin Ranger's new villain of the week?

>> No.35369677
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You know, I kinda don't want a monstergirl waifu, I just want a little companion to be at my side. Maybe I'll be the virgin of this fantasy land, but if I had one of these little tomcats by my side, Life would be great.
Fucking love palicos, would glady choose them over any waifu of this world, they're great as they are.

>> No.35369684

The only way this could be more based is if you simultaneously beat down some bears for attempted picnic basket jackery. Scientists claim that it is the worst form of jackery.

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Stupid fox
Lewd fox
Cute fox
Titty fox

>> No.35369702

>MGE is a human farm, canonically. It is a non-lethal, harvest only, free-range and catch n' keep sort of human farm. Humans are literally milked. Being farmed is being loved in MGE. How do you not get this? Compress your excrement in a more structurally sound form, yo. You can utilize a prescription, anon, do so if you need to. Take your dose if necessary. Pic related.
That's a retarded and redundant amount of reductivism.
a person who owns or manages a farm.
>an area of land and its buildings, used for growing crops and rearing animals.
>bring up and care for (a child) until they are fully grown.
>the provision of what is necessary for the health, welfare, maintenance, and protection of someone or something.

Seeing as how the overwhelming majority of humans are entirely self sufficient in provision of food, safety and shelter for themselves and it is actually monstergirls who rely on humans in many cases, monstergirls cannot be said to be rearing humans. If they cannot be said to be rearing humans, then it cannot be said that human populations are some how human farms, given that a farm necessitates a farmer, and monstergirls quite clearly cannot qualify as farmers.

You may consider a human king and landed gentry to be "farmers" of this "human farm", however, as they bear greater stake to the claim in providing safety, though food provisions are still maintained by the literal farmers, and they in face are feeding and providing for the nobility.

In short, you're retarded.

>> No.35369710

>catch a grizzly with a green hat and tie stealing your pic-a-nic basket
That bitch! I'll give her somthing to fill her stomach, alright.

>> No.35369714

a wise choice though maria nearly wooed me.

>> No.35369745

can you piss off a magic using monster if you mix science with magic to make spells?

>> No.35369750

Your daughter has a big-ass head

>> No.35369753

Where is this from?

>> No.35369757

Of course I wouldn't fight them; they're just too damned charming with their affable nature and choice of hats and neckwear.

No, I'd just recruit them to help me save my grandma from the crazy-eyed monster lady that gets all weird and sweaty whenever she sees me.

>> No.35369758

>Can you piss off some one who lives in the pursuit of knowledge by demonstrating great knowledge?
I don't know, but I know a few chefs that absolutely fucking HATE eating delicious meals.

>> No.35369759

I am aware. I've been told it's quite incurable, chibi-itis.

>> No.35369773

I think Liches and Shirokuto's Sabbath would find that pretty interesting.

>> No.35369778

Get milked chump. You will literally be groomed to produce byproducts in a more intimate way than any government would bother...unless they're...*doing* things to you. Anon. Where did His Majesty touch you? Monarchy was a mistake.

Don't quibble so much. MGE is a farm oh noes. Chill out, it's not some butcher farm. Stop bitching about semantics and grin while you get farmed by hot monster chicks. Seriously. Because you will. That's the whole point. Nigga you will not piss on my foot and tell me it is raining. There's a monster for that, have fun, but cut back on the pedantic nebbishness. You're like some dorky porn accountant, chill out. You don't need to drag Merriam and Webster everywhere. This discussion started on the subject of *varieties of farm*. See, if you just took your schoolmeds like I suggested, you would've noticed...

>> No.35369787

A shame. If only the medical sabath would get off their ass and find a cure.

>> No.35369791

I know what you're gonna say but believe me it's the only thread on /v/ that's not trash right now

>> No.35369797

must be because of that big old head

>> No.35369803

Big head. Big pat potential.

>> No.35369815

don't forget hakus

>> No.35369819

Even if your royal position is to be her daki?

>> No.35369820

God you sound so fucking ridiculous.

Given that the vast majority of humans will never meet a monstergirl, let alone be subjugated by one, they are not producing any products or byproducts for monstergirls, but as a consequence of their own actions and free will, or by demand of their human state.

Monarchy is the only legitimate form of governance, you're welcome to disagree, but you'll be incorrect.

You've failed to adequately satisfy that MGE is a farm, for now it's just a baseless assertion that deserves to be dismissed as one until you have a more compelling argument, which you don't have. And never will.

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I can't decide if it's more fun to bully vampires or jiangshi

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Why not both?

>> No.35369842

Come on man, vampires deserve it but bullying a jiangshi just seems too mean.

>> No.35369854

its the most fun to sexually bully dorky lilims

>> No.35369917

Man, you are the beancountingest mofo. Let's put your proof reading fetish aside, Count Dorkula. Scale doesn't really matter, not in the sense we are discussing. You don't have to have a minimum concentration for it to count as "farming". Or at least "farming" in a pragmatic sense all of us non-autists intuitively understand. If I have a single farking cow and milk it for sustenance you are going to dismiss this as farming? Not just fa Merriarming, but one of a variety of possible types of farming? No nig, you are the over-reductive one. Literally reducing all potential farms so thery can fit your Merrian-Webster fetish. Fap before you post, dictionaryfucker.

Monsters could literally just break into your house to jack you off in your sleep, and that would count as farming. You even supplied your own coop. The raw material used as feedstock for another process qualifies as a byproduct. Nigga do you think monsters make their products from hugs? Even if they did, hugs would qualify as a human derived byproduct. How are you not getting this? You're trollin, right? Otherwise you're probably needed in a shonen somewhere.

>> No.35369938

lmao ur dumb

>> No.35369948

wow, autism is on the rise in this thread

>> No.35369954

no u

>> No.35369967

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to greet your co-workers when you get back in the office.
Its been a while and a few of them may be....thirstier than you remember.

>> No.35369981

Scale matters when you're making the claim that all suburban areas are bear operated human farms because bears rarely come by to scavenge for trash, you fucking idiot.

And here you reduce it to more bullshit. Is a dude who's into a little lactation play suddenly a human farmer because he's cultivating his wife for a specific by-product? When you apply this to literally anything else, the kind of assumption you're trying and failing to make is absurd. My grandma made pillows out of the fur our huskies shed come summer. Was she a dog farmer? Scale quite evidently matters.

Again, it cannot qualify as farming if the element of care isn't met. Are foxes chicken farmers because you forgot to lock up the coop? Ridiculous. Hit me with more of that swingin' hip slang daddy-o.

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Left thread and came back to a shit show.

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With how regularly shitposters stop by it's not really unusual. Though I don't understand how there's somehow still newfags around that unironically think responding is a good idea to drag things out.

>> No.35370044

no wonder every girl in the office is trying to grope my ass

>> No.35370046

There's an actual argument underneath the grimy layers of 70's cheese. It's a trash argument, but an argument all the same. If it was just pointless shitposting I wouldn't have responded. It's becoming pretty pointless though, since all he's doing is repeating empty assertions.

>> No.35370055

Look, Steve, it's simple. The claim need not rest on the current state of MGE, the most probable end-state and the strong tendencies which approach it are all that is needed to classify MGE as a farm. If you meet a monster, your ass is getting farmed.

If the universe holds that you, and all other humans will reach the end-point of getting milked by monsters, then this is a farm-universe. A human farm universe. Or a human cultivation universe, if you're going to be anal and poindextery about it. But not THAT type of human cultivation. Or maybe yes, because of jing.

Here's something to put in your pipe, bucko. If you auto catch an animal and domesticate it to give you byproducts willingly, then scale doesn't matter. It's a matter of quality. Domestication and farming go hand in hand, though they aren't exclusive.

Monster society literally runs on man-juice, B-plot. Just because "dog-farmer" sounds weird, but it might as well be valid. You'd do the same with sheep, even w/o the butchery and no one will claim it falls out of the sphere of "farming". Unless you are the kind of dork that's getting hives because I'm not refering to it as "animal husbandry". Which is a thing farmer's do. You bottlepacking fidget spintard.

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what Monster girl makes for the best tank to pocket heal for?

>> No.35370082

queen slime

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another lewd comm finished. it took like only 2 days for this artist to finish this work, I'm very impressed

>> No.35370092

Monsters girls have rape fetishes, to make your woman addicted to you, you must say things like "No! Stop!" or "I'm not ready for a baby, stop it!" or "Let me go! I'm begging you!" or "I don't want this! You're hurting me!". Your woman will definitely be pleasured by your display of vulnerability!

>> No.35370095

Ant arachne dual wielding tower shields. You can just sit behind her all day healing. Hell you can just put on heavy plate and it'll be like nothing to her, you don't even have to move, just hold on tight and heal.

It'd be like sitting inside and healing an actual mechanized tank.

>> No.35370108

>ant arachne
Literally who?

>> No.35370122

Your daughter has a cute set of panties, though you should be prepared to buy her new ones soon, since she'll probably outgrow them before long.

>> No.35370123

Based off imposter amongus spider.

>> No.35370132

I actually didn't mean ant arachne. I must have spiders in my brain. I meant regular old giant ant. Great troopers those girls, can lift a tonne like it's nothing.

>> No.35370162

They're all cool man. Neither ant, mooch or worker, gets enough love. They're good girls.

>> No.35370172

I don't understand your reasoning. A big slime would be neat but I can't imagine it would benefit as much from a debuffer. I imagine a Queen Slime would have a big hp pool with auto regen but little in the way of damage mitigation.

Was going to say, Giant Ant sounds far, far, far more useful considering how OP real world ants are. I imagine a multitude of subspecies capable of real world ant-bullshit exist. That's honestly a little scary in retrospect.

>> No.35370214

No tank would be better from grounds of mobility, stability. They might not be very agile, but tanks don't need that, and if you're looking for the safest tank to be behind, then that's going to be the tank girl that can slap 1000 kg of pure metal onto her carapace and STILL hold giant slabs of steel for shields AND carry you on your back WHILE you're decked out in as much armour you can possibly carry without crushing yourself.

Even if anything magically some how hurts her, you're in the best possible position to heal her up while remaining safe yourself.

>> No.35370242

Like, I don't think people really appreciate how un fucked with ants nests are going to be in the underworld. Every one just either leaves them alone or actively cooperates with them You don't want to look at tunnel warfare where you can get your whole army pincered by two buff giant ant girls in ultra-heavy plate armour with giant fuck off shields and have shock troops of ants burst through the tunnel walls while you're packed in like sardines. It'd be a massacre.

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Foul boy! A centipede will set you straight

>> No.35370287

Utterly delusional cope right there

>> No.35370311

Well, it is a (((white))) man's fetish. And I don't doubt that black men who are actually self aware enough hate it. They'd be the minority though. bam dum tsh

>> No.35370339

>she didn't know anon's gran is a dragon now
RIP that wolf. Some say she's still tied up in grannys basement to this day

>> No.35370345

i am now a wizard and can help with the portals

>> No.35370358

With great power comes great responsibility. You must obtain either a wight or a lilim or a dark matter and bring her back to fix this cursed reality of ours.

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