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Seal ya soon

>> No.35370377

Nooooo. Prioritize anon. Let the triple dragon build up its shining charge. Use your magic to give me stuff first. Then portals.

>> No.35370378

my only desire is for a fish, you'll just have to settle for my efforts being towards the water portals.

>> No.35370386

What happens to dragons when they can't find a cave? Do they get an apartment?

>> No.35370397
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So what makes you think monster girls are better than human woman?

>> No.35370411

that's not a particularly high baseline to meet.

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>> No.35370418

what a cutie

>> No.35370435
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>> No.35370436
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simple as

>> No.35370453

Get conjuring, nerd. I want my waifu here in time to bring her to Christmas dinner.

>> No.35370467

What was that, my son? Something about Bandaids? The path of heresy, an injurious road for one so young.

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>> No.35370484

>>35370436 >>35370467
What goes through your mind when you humour off-topic garbage? Is it just a thin whistling sound

>> No.35370505

Funny pranks to play on your wife:
Break into your own house dressed in prosthetics so you look like someone else while deepening your voice a few octaves, the look on her face when she thinks you're a burglar will be hilarious!

>> No.35370520
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But what's the problem with loving human woman? your level of sex won't be as great as having a MG breaking your pelvis, but at least you can still find love with her, make things ultra vanilla and live a good life, with both of you equally understanding one another and not the other being completely submissive or dominant over your. Point is, human woman are pretty nice in my opinion

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grape snakes are such good girls, I just want to be lovey dovey with one even if she has sinister plans

>> No.35370526

she can smell you though

>> No.35370549

How did you know? It IS a whistling sound with a catchy repetitive melody. Do you hear it too, o lump in the noodle anon boy.?

>> No.35370558
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Sad string music intensifies

>> No.35370559
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I'm gonna fuck a Manticore in the ass and then run away!

>> No.35370561

>Off-topic image
>Obvious bait image
>Obvious bait post
Shit-staters like you should be reported.

>> No.35370568

It's not a race. I love her music.

>> No.35370570

Funny choice of image considering Elizabeth strangles and drowns Booker.

>> No.35370578

We had snuff/guro being posted by the gachafags last thread anyway

>> No.35370582

Overlooking the more important fact that Elizabeth is Booker's daughter.

>> No.35370590

It'd be different in MGE. Human women can go for you nearly as strong as monsters there. But only if you are in the Order. Most human women go after Order dudes. Because the horny aggressive women join the Order?

>> No.35370593

Saw we had a new LareNight, did he ever finish that cute sketch of the Kiki dancing with Mastah?

>> No.35370607

Keep eating like that and she will look like her Jabberwock friend.

>> No.35370612
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Is your waifu good at vidya?

>> No.35370615
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I love monstergirls

>> No.35370616
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She watches from the shadows, waiting for the right moment to stutter her witty line and trip and fall down.

>> No.35370622

Every night, before we go to sleep, my wife rides me until I cumflate her. I can feel her bushy pube hairs on me while I gush like a volcano.

>> No.35370625

Read the books

The Order is as straight-laced as it gets. Meaning no sex ever.

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dummy ninjas are cute!

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It was bizarre, originally planned on getting infinite but decided to just watch a full gameplay of it, the ending was just wild in my opinion, wish they went to paris.
Whatever bro, all I'm saying is that I prefer a good relationship with a human woman, not someone that suddenly begs for sex, dominates you, or something akin to what I said.

>> No.35370633
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Why is some faggot trying to start shit here?

>> No.35370635

Mmmm, I like that bug very much

>> No.35370639

And from his universe too.

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Where theres one theres more

>> No.35370643

Then why are you here?
There is no reason to continue this conversation any further.

>> No.35370650

Every time you respond, he wins.

>> No.35370652

apophis superiority

>> No.35370654

>the Order is constantly having sex with monsters.
>is a major source of newters and husbandos.
>absolutely no sex ever
Anon...I don't know what to say.

>> No.35370665

What does he even win? More time wasted on a board populated almost entirely by touhou fags in a thread for monster girls where anons lust and love over fictional beings created by one K. Cross?

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You are all pathetic scum that should be happy if you get a girl that loves you someday.


>> No.35370681

See a shrink, Enslaved.

>> No.35370691

Who the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.35370697
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>Accidentally call neighbor’s cheshire cat daughter cute and funny
>Realize what I said but it’s too late
>Their daughter heard and is absolutely enjoying herself teasing me
>Neighbors are enabling this and even ask me ti babysit her
>Get numerous magazines dedicated to sabbath members even though I’m not one
>Get member card a week later even though I never applied

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Love! Wuv! Rabu!

>> No.35370699

I hope one of her eyes ends up staring straight at the sun just to get an..eye? headache.

>> No.35370700
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She will forget her plans to conquer the desert once you fill her head with thoughts of your dick.

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Wanna just chill in the sun, watch sports I don't understand, and be cuddled by lizards

>> No.35370709

It was snuff/guro/vore anon. I think it's high time Barghestfag got the 'fuck off' treatment.

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>> No.35370733

You're missing the part where it's an obvious shitpost. The real problem is it's a multi-image series that eats into image count.

>> No.35370736
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i'll just tell her it's easier to make a kingdom with daughters than overthrow one from a smelly pharoh

>> No.35370757
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My man snuff/guro implies it was sexual in nature, when it was clearly just a meme shitpost about her massive tree trunk watermelon crushing thighs

>> No.35370758

That is the perfect snek right there

And she comes with a marshmallow cat!

>> No.35370783
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>wanna see what I can do with this tongue?

>> No.35370798

Does it really matter? I just don't think F/GO or F/GO girls should really be discussed here. Incorporating monstergirls from different entirely incompatible series brings with it a strong delineation and sense of separation, but incorporating monster girls from more closely related series has a weaker line of delineation, it's blurry, so their shit gets tracked in with them.

I saw it for what it was but it doesn't change the fact that this isn't the place to discuss your yangire village of generic fantasy characters that want to eat humans.

You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.

>> No.35370811

Ignore the shitposters
Yes that includes the very well hidden ones

>> No.35370821

>Anon hands her an ice cream, excited to see her eat it super fast with her tongue
would she disappoint poor Anon and tell him that's not what she meant?

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So I heard those druuchi bastards drag you back to their homeland, strip of everything, sell at slavemarkets, then treat like a pet in their extravagant mansions with no opportunity of any honest work; and when you aren't breeding or cuddling your owner there, you're locked in an apartment-sized golden cage with nothing but a mountain of pillows, endless snacks and a gaming station of your preference.

How come they haven't got their hands on every dick in existence yet? Is there a big, ugly catch?

>> No.35370891

>You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.
Better stop posting fox girls entirely, between 2hu and boat sluts.

Alright. Goodnight faggots. Don't shoot up any schools.

>> No.35370908

Yes you must also breed your fellow slaves, all of them, from the cute demur kiki eager to please her elf masters but you even more to the sweaty ushi-oni gladiator excited to show you her new scars while you worship her abs

>> No.35370956

Clumsy ninjas are for reenacting those evil lord doujins

>> No.35371010

>Better stop posting fox girls entirely, between 2hu and boat sluts.
All good things require sacrifice

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You can deny it all you like, but MGs can inherently sense what turns you on.

>> No.35371027

The pillows are lumpy, the snacks are health food crap and the gaming station has no internet or games

>> No.35371034
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>You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.
First day here?

>> No.35371069

The girls aren't the setting itself. Don't be obtuse, gayboi

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Anon, are you sure you're even talking about the living conditions from being captured by Dark Elves? Sounds like you've been captured by those Wood Elf bitches and cunts from Athel Loren. Of course they'd force you to eat health food crap and they have no internet, video games or ANY technology because of those asshole trees aswell.

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And half of your post was whining about the girls of a setting.

>> No.35371102

I want to see Kogasa lost in and embarrassed by all the lewd in MGE

>> No.35371133

Gensokyo girls seem to be able to be discussed without bringing the wider setting into it. F/GO girls don't seem to be able to. What's hard to understand about that?

>> No.35371186

>She doesn't say anything because the mask is actually an over-the-nose gag.

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I suppose.
Although whenever I post them personally I don't do that as unlike 2hu I know fuck all about Fateism.

>> No.35371209

Fuck off

>> No.35371272

Slanderous lies from dumb purple cats.

>> No.35371276

No one's sitting here giving me paragraphs on bote lore, I've only ever seen it when some one goes out of their way to ask about abyssals.

>> No.35371282
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If you weren't weak to them you'd have nothing to fear.

>> No.35371321

is it odd that im starting to have thoughts on the comfiest mongirl to die near? like, just up and accept that shit wont get better than comf with the waif

>> No.35371334

Undead girls, obviously.

>> No.35371353

more so as in the waifu whom cant be topped, who makes me realize life can only go downhill after a cuddle

>> No.35371354

Please do not traumatize wife by up and suddenly dying.

>> No.35371359

Wight. The more you fuck her the better she gets. That means that while the novelty of the first cuddle might wear off, categorically each cuddle after that is better than the last. Your life will eternally peak.

>> No.35371394

How do I get that lizard girl I defeated to stop trying to make me marry her?
She's even offered to be my sex slave at this point.

>> No.35371411

Sell her as a gladiator so she can fight and lose to someone else.

>> No.35371425

Instructions unclear, joined gladiator ring and got a salamander wife.

>> No.35371430

Ryus are asleep breed shirohebis

>> No.35371451

Only if she uses lipstick so everyone knows I belong to her and her alone.

>> No.35371454

Marry some one else and impregnate that other monstergirl. Sincerely tell her that it isn't her, it's you, she's pretty and any other man would be lucky to have her. You think of her as a friend or maybe even a little sister, but [X monstergirl] makes you feel like a man.

>> No.35371463

>maybe even a little sister
Well that's one way to make her join the sabbath so she can be your little girl.

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Because Kancolle doesn't has an in-game story (i think) and Azur Lane didn't really go into details of their botes lore yet.
Even about abyssals I think it's just a speculation, that they are sunken botes. Or maybe confirmed because of how recent Abyssal girls are really similar to bote counterparts? Been a while i last played with it. So i'm really behind with new botes and abyssals.

>> No.35371503

>Azur Lane didn't really go into details of their botes lore yet
They have been in the recent string of ingame events. Edgyprise (Code G) is why everything is so fucked up

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Oh nice. Then maybe i start reading events from now on.

>> No.35371593

fuck boats

>> No.35371604

So if I buy a Lizard girl off the salve market, do I have to defeat her first or do I have to do that after I bought her?

>> No.35371683
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breed twins

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how do you deal with foxes that makes these kind of hand sign to you? is it some kind of secret fox gang sign?

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I would.

>> No.35371753

Ask her grandma to do it too.

>> No.35371764
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Hey all, hope this finds you well! This is the companion piece to Tied : Human, and it's what makes the name actually make sense, told from the other brother's perspective this time and what he went through. I hope you guys enjoy it and as always, comments and criticisms are more than appreciated!

I uh, totally didn't draw heavy inspiration from this one picture as I was thinking about elf wights.

>> No.35371781

Remember when talking about lore didnt instantly fall in to /tg wank?
I miss those days

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I'm sure you do kitty
I'm sure you do

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>> No.35371835

(Does she have to yell this out every time?)

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>> No.35371873

If you want her to stop it, you'd better fuck her silly.

>> No.35371884

Be the change you want to be
wanna talk lore, try it. It might be a dice roll wether people here at the time give a shit, but as long as it feels reasonable for monstergirls it would be fine

Good lore talks
>Talking about how helltaker demon horns grey with age, so you can make fun of how old some of them are
>MGE "plot" given the FM and the other book
>Stuff you can make a green/story out of
>"And then they fuck" no seriously, even without MGE it appeals to people you could make the most amazing land of dragons and demons and gods, but people here want to fuck, so being able to fuck the girls goes a long way

Bad lore talking
>human counter-offencives
>"extintion theory" granted we dont really talk that one here but still
>Hyper fixating on crabman's fuckery or the "retcons" of the early translations
>Monsterboys, justifeid or not, no one wants to hear about it at any depth
>grimshit for grimshit's sake
>headcanon jousting

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Yubi Yubi!

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>> No.35371931

>And then they fuck
"Can you fuck it?" would of been a better phrase
Also I would add homosexuality to the Bad list as no one wants to talk about gays, and if theres lesbians theres no need for YOU or human dave

>> No.35372079

It looks perfectly normal.

>> No.35372086

Thanks and good job, man. In fact, this reminded me I'm yet to read the first part; didn't have time back at the moment. It stared at me reproachfully from the bookmarks list until dozens of new flooded it. It must wait no more.

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>Get in loser so I can slime you!

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Imagine a poker match with a mad hatter

>> No.35372159

Strip poker?

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>> No.35372216
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Consider an alp as a possible gf.

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Vulture's translation of Mirado Potatoes was neat, I'd totally give a warehouse full of them as a dowry to my Irish Oni waifu.

>> No.35372406

Maybe a stage 3 Alp.

>> No.35372502

Well, I hope you enjoy them both! Not exactly written as a couplet per se, but probably better if the details from the first are fresher.

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Just be careful not to embarrass her.

>> No.35372650

What pet names would fighting monsters have for their first weapons? I'm talking Salamanders, Lizardgirls, P'Orcs, H'Orcs and Hinezumis.

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>> No.35372858

>not wanting an oblivious alp roommate to bully sexually

>> No.35373009

Open Fly, because that's what it does.

>> No.35373023
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I wanna inhale salamander breath every minute of every day

>> No.35373177

>she doesn't even realize her body has already recognized you as her husband and is changing to match you tastes
Prime bully material.

>> No.35373178

As amphibians, Salamanders breathe through their skin!

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MGE salamanders aren't amphibians though. They're reptiles

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>> No.35373256

They're not dolls they're McFarlane Limited Edition Action Figures.

>> No.35373266

Not gonna stop me from calling her one.

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>> No.35373294

Dollfags exist? I lost track beneath all the dragon, succubi, and elf fuckers

>> No.35373332

>elf fuckers
Seriously who would stoop that low?

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>> No.35373406

If it's a Dark Elf, then me.

>> No.35373511

Very nice story, dere elf a cute

>> No.35373533
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Best doll since inception

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What a trustworthy looking dark elf pirest.

>> No.35373638

too many moles

>> No.35373657

Glad you enjoyed it! I was trying to go the haughty rout, but I ended up just writing cute.

>> No.35373684

Haha imagine if this angered her and she grabbed your dick with her tail and spent the rest of the day dragging you around as (You) came nonstop from that ahahaha.

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Moles are optimal for dark skinned girls.

>> No.35373712

I don’t see the problem

>> No.35373723

What happened at Code G? Some Nier Replicant/Automata shit to justify their existence?

>> No.35373782
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Are you trying to start something?

>> No.35373950

I've never understood the appeal of moles.

>> No.35373984

i mean "beauty mark" on either side near the eye is pretty common for mature or seducing archetypes
but having them all other the place..

>> No.35374016

I find it funny if it’s in an embarassing place like a breast or asscheek. And then you point it out and she blushes.

>> No.35374212
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imagine having an actual plant as your waifu

>> No.35374234
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god I just want to be completely mindbroken by a mino

>> No.35374235

and a gey one at that, patheic

>> No.35374334
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ye, why bother with this when a slime wife can do all of that and more

>> No.35374346
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If I had a Mino wife, I'd want to be gentle dommed by her

>> No.35374357

this is the only slime i would bang cause it is very unusual for slimes to have these curves by default

>> No.35374388

I'd want one to use me as her sexsalve desu

>> No.35374413
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Too bad, you're going to be her cuddle and life-share slave instead.
Sexual needs to be fulfilled on request within a reasonable time.

>> No.35374416

How do I summon hakutaku, the forbidden one?

>> No.35374436
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You place the words "Senseis" "are" "for" "creampies" face up in attack position on her desk.

>> No.35374502

is there a more special way to do so?

>> No.35374520

u jus type wit bad grammar n spelings n then she'll com yell at u

>> No.35374537


>> No.35374610

instructions unclear, wore a dunce cap and sat in the corner, did not get laid, all I got was becoming friends with the devil bug in the wall

>> No.35374646

I grabbed soldering stick by it's core like a fucking retard, and now my 2 fingers are badly burnt.
Which mamono should dumbfuck me marry to prevent this from happening again? Fire golem?

>> No.35374688

amazonmen shouldn't work, they should be in the house where they make me a sandwhich

>> No.35374706

i'm a professional(tm) and have done this about a dozen times over the years

>> No.35374754

why are older monsters so much sexier than their younger counterparts

>> No.35374837
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But they aren't, though.

>> No.35374857

Because they are weak to relatively young men

>> No.35374863

thats a hag

>> No.35374935
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>> No.35374958

Slime or water elemental.

>> No.35374966

I wanna jump in with that melting lava golem and fucking die

>> No.35374979

I am also very weak to them as well, how can I fix this weakness of mine?

>> No.35375033

Yeah I'm an electronics engineer myself.
No, YOU make me a sandwich, woman.

>> No.35375044

Is there anything more endearing and adorable than the loyalty and innocence of a pure little Kobold to her master?

>> No.35375056

You have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.35375064
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Petite mort is what you get

>> No.35375073


>> No.35375192

why should I consider undead?

>> No.35375233

Because you have mommy issues.

>> No.35375261

List monsters that have stink breath you'd wanna huff

>> No.35375282
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>> No.35375287

>your mama

>> No.35375316
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Wrong, they can have children meaning there's actually young undead girls.

>> No.35375335

but you can't tellt the difference between a true loli undead and a lolibaba undead

>> No.35375340

no, i don't

>> No.35375352

Having a daughter with your lolibaba wight wife only for her to quickly outgrow her and tease her for being so small.

>> No.35375358

I want to explore an old world factory and identifying the varying classes and models of automatons!

>> No.35375384

The daughter grows up into a tall, busty woman and the wife claims it's the genes from your side of the family.

>> No.35375393

I would be down with that, but knowing me, I would spank one, and we will know what happens next

>> No.35375411 [SPOILER] 
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>> No.35375470

She doesn't look so bad. She's smiling!

>> No.35375527

Big booty dominatrix cheshire

>> No.35375547

>lolibaba vampire wife
>her firstborn dhampir grows to be way taller than her.

>> No.35375564

the only reason it's like that currently is becayse we haven't had any content in half a year.

>> No.35375582

>anon is exploring an ancient factory full of inactive automatons
>makes his way to what seems to be a control hub
>while trying to dust off a display screen he accidentally restores power to the facility
>from all around him he hears a variety of different boot up sequences from the different models of automatons
>the factory goes quiet once more as the last of them finish starting up
>then just a moment later he hears "scanning for males... one target located" declared in unison

>> No.35375589

vultures translations are a thing

>> No.35375628

What's it like living with a lava golem?

>> No.35375638
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yeah, imagine that

>> No.35375646

There's that.
There's accidentally triggering one last run of a heavy assault model 'wunder weapon' that was produced at the end of some ancient war.

Those factories are dangerous.

>> No.35375670

hope you spec'd into stealth anon

>> No.35375687

why does the fear make it hotter?

>> No.35375700

Those are much appreciated, but as he's closing in on the last few untranslated sections there is less and less new stuff to connect it to and discuss. Besides, when I've tried to discuss it before people don't seem interested.

>> No.35375706

We've had Side 3 translations flowing in at a steady rate. We've gotten a detailed look at the history, technology, culture, and society of a diverse region of the MGE world.

We know airships, Gauss cannons, and ironclad naval vessels exist, with the latter extending even to massive sizes. We also know about love hotels and karaoke clubs.

>> No.35375716
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How many jubjubs are you man enough to handle on your own?

>> No.35375728

Are you saying you want to be forced to cling onto a BEEG retired war model automaton in full PROTECT mode?

>> No.35375730

>vampire gathering gets on the subject of dhampirs bullying them
>most of them have stories involving broken doors and demon silver sword
>tiny vampire complains how her daughter crouches down to talk to her or just picks her up in a hug to carry around

>> No.35375737

Sharp-toothed smiles should never be trusted.

>> No.35375748

>not having a large jubjub breeding wall in your mansion "dungeon".

>> No.35375754

could be worse could have activated the factory's master AI

>> No.35375775
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Reminder that everybody needs a friend. If you're getting a monster wife, why not get a second one while you're at it?

>> No.35375782

Because nothing is more erotic than a large, well equipped girl who is emanating a target lock sound.

>> No.35375784

>Breeding wall
Sir, that's a shoggoth disguised jubjubs stuck in a wall

>> No.35375803

Smol milk

>> No.35375810

You can’t make a wall of jubjubs, they are too slippery to keep in place, now a jubjub pit that’s another story

>> No.35375830

A shog ass wall is pretty good as well.

>> No.35375846

I wonder how often a unicorn’s transformation into a bicorn is the unicorn’s idea

>> No.35375868 [DELETED] 

More like the cat comes with the snake

>> No.35375877

I am weak to dark sclera.

>> No.35375894

*More like the snake comes with the cat

>> No.35375917

I can never decide which monster pit to fall into but it's probably dark slime, barometz or bunyip

>> No.35375934

I'm not really into touhou but I don't mind when it's discussed here in limited amounts. What I would mind is some faggot posting Touhou characters killing and eating people which is what the fgo poster was doing yesterday

>> No.35375938

I'd be open to having two wives, but two wives also means twice the amount of daughters I'll be raising. I don't know if my house if big enough for that many daughters, may have to move to a bigger one.

>> No.35375965

>Anon thinks it's going to be cute 2B-Esque waifus
>Until the ground shakes as combat/Breeding unit 041 marches toward him

>> No.35375969

Variety is the spice of life, put them all in and watch the bunyips spill spaghetti from being forced to be near a bunch of people

>> No.35376023

Fake out the automatons by saying you aren't single, you're just married to a ghost and she's just not solid enough for a ceremony or for the sensors to pick it up yet.

>> No.35376064

>edgy dhampir calling her sword 'Terminus Est'
>pouts when mom tells her that was the name she gave her first sword too

>> No.35376096

Consider moving to a demon realm orchard. The property should be big enough for them to run around all day without getting bored.

>> No.35376128

>tfw you have to sit through dinner table arguments between your dhampir friend and her mother whenever you get invited over

>> No.35376129

Fuck, this is the venus fertility/heavy combat factory ain't it, may eros make my balls nice and strong

>> No.35376185

I'll curl up in a dark corner somewhere. They'll stop trying to rape me if their visual scanners can't identify my outline as a human male.

>> No.35376200

>they constantly try to rope you into their arguments
>you just want to eat your steak

>> No.35376218

the catch is that sometimes you are used as a sacrifice to khaine rather than a slave, although for sacrifices they aren't picky many times they'll kidnap other druchii to sacrifice

>> No.35376223

They're automatons anon, they probably have night vision. Now stop hiding and have sex with them.

>> No.35376238

>dad is just happy SOMEBODY at the table is enjoying his food

>> No.35376240

>Open Fly
A short dirk for your Lizardgirl rogue. Interestingly, you've only seen her use it on the blacksmith's apprentice.

Drawing upon wells of diplomacy you didn't know you had, you persuade her to call it "Terminus Est: Requiem".

>> No.35376251

robot army, tiem to rule the world

>> No.35376257

>from the sound of it they're practically exactly alike
>this only makes them argue more

>> No.35376304

But they're ancient, night vision wouldn't have been invented back then.

>> No.35376328

It should be rather easy to tell them apart.

>> No.35376338

>they had the tech to make robots with IA but not night vision

>> No.35376360

Anon, we are from an ancient civilization that had the knowledge to sentient life from machines. If you think that the creators wouldn't be able to invent night vision and install it into all of the units you are stupid and need that stupidity fucked out of you.

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>> No.35376371
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Consider Redcaps! They're very friendly!

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>"That silly ol' shrine maiden? I can do that."
She can't see very well without her glasses though.

>> No.35376387

How do Kobolds interact with regular dogs?

>> No.35376391

oh god oh fuck

>> No.35376397


>> No.35376400

They're Gene Wolfe fans?

>> No.35376410

I yell, I just want to hug, and I am still a virign

>> No.35376414

>Drawing upon wells of diplomacy you didn't know you had, you persuade her to call it "Terminus Est: Requiem".
its great and all right until she starts proudly proclaiming to literally everyone how you named her sword

>> No.35376427

Terminus Est: Requiem is still pretty childish compared to my Wind-in-the-Willows.

>> No.35376432

They do look really cute. Would be nice if they were a bit taller, I'd rather have them talk to me face to face instead of face to crotch.

>> No.35376443

>daughter isn't even trying to bully she just genuinely loves her mommy
>mom doesn't actually mind she just needs something to whinge about at the vampire meetings so doesn't feel left out
I love this

>> No.35376444

This applies to living lolis and lolibabas as well.

>> No.35376465

Dont they kill people to make their hats red?

>> No.35376489

I think he's referring to robots with Incredible Ass... must be a technical term.

>> No.35376504

I imagine mamano would like that series except the fact that Severian is a bit of a manwhore

>> No.35376532

now I would give up without resistance to such robutts

>> No.35376534

Wait until she gets a gun and names it 'Et in Arcadia ego'

>> No.35376545

>Their demonic energy becomes more thick, gooey, and red in proportion to their desires and urges, and it is their liquefied demonic energy which also drips from their weapon. Actually, their caps are white to begin with and become stained red when this spirit energy soaks in. In other words, the more their desires and urges build up from being unable to vent them by having sex with a man, the deeper the red color of their cap will be, and their ferocity increases in proportion to it.

>> No.35376551

>not wanting to have a standing conversation with a whitened redcap, only for her hat to slowly turn red as she inches closer to your dick until she goes full red and starts giving you give you a violent standing blowjob

>> No.35376554
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Pretty well.

That lad will then have two options:
Either he admits embarrassment, like a common peasant, and be forever shamed as a chuuni
Or he feints arrogance and falsifies a long and noble tradition of vampiric heraldry.
In the latter case, he sparks a strange trend in Undead nobility for the next century. The Heartpiercer rapiers of the Cainite vampires clash against the Non Nobis broadswords of the Sylvanian Wights.

>> No.35376556

not buying it anon

>> No.35376597

try the jedi mind trick

>> No.35376618

Gonna slip holstaur milk into her food until that shorty gets massive milkers.

>> No.35376619

nah, like gals who tower over me

>> No.35376627

More like a rapist lying through his teeth that all the women wanted him.

>> No.35376642

I'll tell them that they need to solve a captcha before they can get access to my dick.

>> No.35376658

Maybe, I haven't finished it yet so no spoilers

>> No.35376686

a-anon their machines

>> No.35376688

>at this moment several trillion wafer thin lines in her brain process this in a quadrillionth of a second
>"rape anon" flashes all over her processor as she advances

>> No.35376726
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Marshmallow animals are just a ripoff of Sukusuku Hakutaku.

>> No.35376742
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Automaton daughters are very curious about tractors, traffic lights, mountains, and bicycles. Too bad they have trouble telling a bicycle apart from a motorcycle.

>> No.35376752

>Hello Lecher-kun! Welcome to McMamono's! Can I take your order please?
"Uhhhhhhh, I'll get uhhhh 2 jubjubs, and uhhhh petite dormouse on the side."
"Make sure the jubjubs are thicc"
>Would you like anything to drink with that?
"Uhhhhh, I'll get a large cunny juice, lite on the ice"
>Okay, so I got 2 thicc jubjubs, a petite dormouse, and a large cunny juice, lite ice
"That's correct."
>If everything's correct on your screen, the total will be $1.99 and your hand in marriage to these lovely ladies
>Pull around to the first window
"You too..."

>> No.35376763

>implying that any of them will be able to even hear your trick over the deafening CLACKing sound from the hundreds of robo-heels marching on the metal floor towards you

>> No.35376797

time to hack them all and make them stop

>> No.35376802
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She doesn't seem to happy about your little "prank" anon.

>> No.35376933

I 'm just gotta sit down and say I am too young to die

>> No.35376973

>Keeps getting stuck while hiding in crawlspaces
>Heavy presets tire her out when she's trying to chase you
>Off balance when swinging her cleaver
At least have courtesy to stuff her properly once you've had your fun.

Otherwise, get ready for a punishment once she learns about paizuri.

>> No.35376979
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>automaton factory becomes operational again
>except it's anon knocking up his impromptu wives and sending his daughters out into the world
And like that a new monster population is born

>> No.35377055
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If this is what it takes to be considered the father of machines, then I will gladly bear the burden

>> No.35377095
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You a foxfucker?

>> No.35377158

I wonder what the are the signs that an ancient evil is nearby?

>> No.35377265


>> No.35377334

remember monster intelligence in inversely correlated with their thickness, usually that is.

>> No.35377422

>I am the "who" in the call "who's there?"
>I am the wind blowing through your hair
>I am the shadow on the Moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright

>> No.35377468
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She'll teach you all about danmaku.

>> No.35377493

My love for thick nerds says otherwise.

>> No.35377558

hence the usually

>> No.35377634

ancient evil skeleton with a penchant for drama

>> No.35377691

gonna enter an ancient evil's cave and say it smells like old in her

>> No.35377726
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Hugs > fugs

>> No.35377731

No. Stop asking.

>> No.35377733

i haven't jerked off for three days straight

>> No.35377766

You can have both in lotus position.

>> No.35377769

I want the angelic number

>> No.35377792


>> No.35377809

kisses are better

>> No.35377898

This man speaks the words of God!

>> No.35377921

Always looked like it would hurt your legs to do that with a bigger girl, but it would be worth it.

>> No.35378056
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1000 years in MS Paint.

>> No.35378076

what is the best sex position for having sex with a big girl?

>> No.35378089
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I completely trust angels and I will lower my guard when I am with them. They are good girls and wouldn't try anything without my consent.

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>> No.35378139
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You tried.

>> No.35378158
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I agree

>> No.35378162
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I can be your angle... or yuor devil

>> No.35378171

i want this and the other image as well

>> No.35378173

I want a wheelbarrow ride from Rin.

>> No.35378189

Amazon position

>> No.35378222

Don't trust the angels. As soon as one of them gets close to you, another will swoop in and join her, eventually leaving you in a pile of feathers and angel flesh pressing on every inch of your body. Is that really what you want?

>> No.35378236

She's a big fat phony

>> No.35378250

Angels with multiple wings need to be trusted and held close. Cuddles with them are amazing.

>> No.35378266

yes, make sure she is nice and big

>> No.35378289

Beep the sheep. Make her bleep.

>> No.35378302


>> No.35378311

don't spite selkies anon

>> No.35378332

Selkie be like

>> No.35378338

I've always wanted to be level drained and used as a daki for a big angel, but being the communal daki to a bunch of small or regular-sized angels would also be okay.

>> No.35378386

>beep a sheep
>she bleeps instead of bleats
>before you can react, the disguised automaton has you pinned
>she boops

>> No.35378409
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I got a joke for you. How many automata does it take to cheer up a blue ovaried succubus?

>> No.35378446

Depends on how charismatic the automaton is in convincing a man to marry her

>> No.35378458
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Would an angel expect me to convert to whatever religion serves their God? Have they made peace with demons or would I be expected to go against them?

>> No.35378459

How many?

>> No.35378482

Uncharismatic one says "there's a hot single in your area" and gets told to fuck off.

>> No.35378491

>Guardian angel goes yandere
>Says it's a sin for other girls to even look at you, and locks you away in a part of heaven where she can protect you from being "corrupted"

>> No.35378541

as along as I can shitpost and draw, I am happy

>> No.35378542
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>> No.35378544

>"according to my calculations you would be upwards of 2000% happier with this succubus whom I assure you is a complete stranger, than with no one at all"
>succs buried her face in her hands

>> No.35378549

>Would an angel expect me to convert to whatever religion serves their God?
>Have they made peace with demons or would I be expected to go against them?
There are some gods and angels that are neutral with demons, but all the closet perv angels are from the gods that only want to purge and purify.

>> No.35378594

thats my teacher, ms succ?

>> No.35378634

what is better, an angel or a demon?

>> No.35378635

Imagine geting to the demon lord only to ask her what she would do for a klondike bar?

>> No.35378667
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I'll truss all the angels I wish.

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>> No.35378676

Had a story idea where female friend to anon is trying to expose anon's girlfriend as a succubus, only for her to be turned into one and share anon
also she didnt actually belive she was a demon

>> No.35378690
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Sounds like you are insulting angels

>> No.35378692
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Succs in suits.

>> No.35378716

fuck angels

>> No.35378725

I like angels better because I prefer fluffy feathered wings and the holy aesthetic over bat wings and the dark aesthetic, but both have their charms.

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>> No.35378751

Not an insult, merely stating the fact that angels are untrustworthy and have just as much uncontrollable lust as the demons they hate.

>> No.35378757

no angel will make me nut

>> No.35378772

I got banned from the adventurers’ guild for taking low level heroes into high level zones, leaving them for bait as add distractions, even though I never strictly promised to power level them and just asked them to follow me. Is there a demon or tanuki lawyer that would take my case or should I just give up and join the monster girl adventurers’ guild even though I’m not a monster

>> No.35378774

which monster would be the best molester and would be able to make you a slave to them by just molesting you?

>> No.35378789

strike a deal with the monster girl adventurers’ guild to send them free hubbies

>> No.35378790

Flayer brain molesting

>> No.35378884

Tentacles, Kraken, Scylla, Nightgaunt and Succubus are probably the best for that.

Making a slave out of you would depend on how dominant they are.

>> No.35378917

how could the succ be that

>> No.35378949

Isn't that what tentacles are known for?

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>> No.35378985

Mindbreak by molesting is nice, but I would rather be mindbroken from deep kisses and aphrodisiac saliva.

>> No.35378989

Manticore, Dark Elf, Vamp Mosquito, Mindflayer, Yeti, Gazer, and unironically Greenworm

>> No.35379000

Rats because they always move around in huge groups

>> No.35379010

I had a stupid idea
A manist amazon with trying to convince her tribe

>> No.35379017
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Angels are shit, devil dogs is where it's at.

>> No.35379028

how could they molest you?

>> No.35379069

Yes, keep asking

>> No.35379078

You'll know when it happens and you'll be surprised.

>> No.35379095

Pounce on you from above, use their horny scent antennae to get you hard, then fuck the brains out of you in the cocoon for months on end, until you emerge an ahegaoing mess with your new dommy mommy papillon wife.

>> No.35379110

eros priestesses

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>> No.35379210

imagine getting raped y rats, couldn't be me

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Succubi are versatile and can fit many roles as long as it's sexy. Besides, a literal sex demon can be expected to know how to molest a man.

>> No.35379214

Being drained via a kiss would be nice.

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>> No.35379293

that aint a kiss

>> No.35379296

The best thing would be that smug look on her face that you cab only faintly glimpse past your kiss-drunk haze. That look of total satisfaction of having easily and completely dominated you with such a simple act.
And at the same time, it is a look of deep affection. You know how much she loves, and she is happy to see that you love her back.

Also, looking in a mirror later and seeing all the kiss marks would be something.

>> No.35379312

I dunno, my big, doggo body guards insist its a traditional kiss between a master and his hounds.

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I-It's totally how animalistic monster girls kiss, anon. Specifically in that region at that.
A-Also it's a common costume the male has to spurt out some semen in response. In Rome as the romans!

>> No.35379350

then a kiss is a blowjob?

>> No.35379365

yup, just think of the pleausre it would take to do that

>> No.35379379

costume? I gotta wear something as well?

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So what if a woman is dating a man and suddenly a monster girl shows interest in him so she decided to cosplay as a monster girl to get his attention back?

>> No.35379436

is it me or is her face flat?

>> No.35379437

I prefer Eros missionaries converting an Amazon village. The end result is that they're still as dominant as before and their men still do housework, except now Amazons are much more openly affectionate towards their husbands, which the missionaries consider good enough.

>> No.35379458

No, a blow job would take place in bed with her kneeling down.
This is completely different.`

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The duality of man.

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Tap dancing fish

>> No.35379475

so I can kiss her lower lips as well?

>> No.35379488

No reason to deal with cosplay shit if you can turn into an actual monster and enjoy all the benefits.

>> No.35379495

>suddenly a monster girl shows interest in him
Won't happen unless the dude is a born haremfag, or this is an elaborate ploy to get the girl to monsterize.

Assuming the girl actually does love him.

>> No.35379500

look at her go...

>> No.35379513

Only if she is your master.

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You got a kiss to the lower head, it's only fair she gets a kiss to the lower lips

>> No.35379551

she did buy me from the auctions...

>> No.35379577

porforever's girls are so cute, and I shouldn't feel erotic feelings about them, but...

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Eat your heart out, Kokoro.

>> No.35379648

Then yes you may

>> No.35379655

how fucked are you when you get a weird boner out of nowhere around monster girls?

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>> No.35379674

pretty fucked
depends on how many of them there are

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I'm afraid your balls would get emptied

>> No.35379705

They pretend to not notice because they don't want a poor guy to get embarassed.

>> No.35379734

doesn't help that I haven't jerked off in a week

>> No.35379752

>sultry bombshell demon notices

>> No.35379760

You are going to lose to succubus thighs!

>> No.35379770

not if I run

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Would you still love your wife if she turned out to just be a human mutant?

>> No.35379832

I wouldn't even be able to speak and even put up a fight

>> No.35379846

so sterile most likely?

>> No.35379853

Druella says I should

>> No.35379864

Now you got a date, anon!

>> No.35379931

She's likely not sterile.

Would you monsterize her afterward, or let her keep her weak shapeshifting powers?

>> No.35380002

Now that’s a thick dragon.

>> No.35380025

I would end up just end up nodding with my mouth open in awe to anything she said

>> No.35380033

See this? this one right here

>> No.35380041

do they make thiccer dolls?

>> No.35380055

Do you guys find pinch points appealing?

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>> No.35380130

Yes that's part of the appeal of dolls

>> No.35380150

I am now considering dolls.

>> No.35380163

she's a real doll, ain't she

>> No.35380200

Feeling like prey that is about to be devoured is completly normal when it comes to mamono dates. Either way there are plenty of demons that like boys like that. I bet she has a lot of plans for you.

>> No.35380201

I still can't believe I am taller than her. Tiny baby Barghest.

>> No.35380233

Jesus Christ are you a Nephilim anon?

>> No.35380238

she scales in size for you

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>> No.35380275

She can grow even bigger, but damn

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That's how it should be

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>> No.35380298

>fox and dark mage as well
well I ain't winning any time soon, I am already slave

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What are the traditional foods of your favorite monster girl?

Who do you think wold be the best cook?

I think slimes would be great in the kitchen. Not only can they do multiple things at once but they wold be the ideal taste testers.

>> No.35380344

Raw meat, cooked steak, and some wine
I would be the better cook by default due to this

>> No.35380351

She's a rabbit, actually. Although her design is shamelessly taken from Nine the Phantom, I believe...

>> No.35380368

I had a dream about hata no Kokoro

>> No.35380369

even better cause rabbits are cute

>> No.35380410

My waifu is a fantastic chef, due to her painstaking self-study (and some night classes).

But she almost exclusively eats my spirit energy. Her species probably used to eat well...you know...

She's such a tease. So much so that I sometimes don't know if she's kidding. It's not like I haven't thought about it. And she knows the teasing seriously turns me on.

>> No.35380414

She might have to carry you around too. Haha imagine if she essentially gave you a nursing tailjob while carrying you around.

>> No.35380446

>t.manticore addicts

>> No.35380448

Maybe. It would explain why my great grandfather looked like a wight.
While it would be impressive being really hot to find and date a girl taller than me, it would probably be easier for me to just find a spell to make me a bit smaller.

>> No.35380475

Omnivore, but prefers vegetables.
I'm good at cooking so i don't really know, who would be good it.

>> No.35380487

*as well as being
I need to wait for my fingers to catch up with my thoughts, but I guess that's what fantasizing does to you.

>> No.35380490

Hellhound? Amazon?

>> No.35380501

I want to be stuck between a BEEG lilim's lewd body suit and her body. I want to be her portable mana provider. I will embrace the mindbreak.

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>> No.35380531

Her body mostly takes in energy from nature around her, but for actual food I think it would be stuff like fruit and berries. She can eat meat, but I don't think members of her species usually have the heart to kill an animal for food.

>> No.35380546

I rather be her trophy boytoy

>> No.35380566

I mean you are in that scenario. She just likes to carry you around.

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>> No.35380595

>It would explain why my great grandfather looked like a wight.

>> No.35380605

Uhhh, wrong reply?

>> No.35380607

Small game, fruits and vegetables, and Japanese style dishes. I would be the better cook with me having hands, but she would know all the good recipes.

>> No.35380624

Nah. Just imagine that with a manticore. Probably works even better because of her tail. Because then you don't need to be facing her.

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>> No.35380647

>Raw meat
Nothing wrong with steak tartare.

>> No.35380688

Dolls requesting your semen as lubricant for their joints! Don't judge my fetishes!

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>> No.35380732

for her, I never ate something like that before

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Impregnate onis.

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>> No.35380947

He had ridiculously pale skin that never tanned even though he spent most of the day outside, and really bright blue eyes kind of like how some wights or ghosts are depicted. He also had naturally white hair, which I didn't believe until I saw his childhood photos. I only saw him twice before he died, but he was about as tall as I am right now so it felt like talking to a giant.
Traditional foods are just human dishes with some additional demon realm ingredients, so probably a lot of pies and soups. Considering how shoggoth slime can be transformed into every tool needed to cook food, she's probably the best because she can control every element throughout the cooking process.>>35380595
He had ridiculously pale skin that never tanned even though he spent most of the day outside, and really bright blue eyes kind of like how some wights or ghosts are depicted. He also had naturally white hair, which I didn't believe until I saw his childhood photos. I only saw him twice before he died, but he was about as tall as I am right now so it felt like talking to a giant.
Traditional foods are just human dishes with some additional demon realm ingredients, so probably a lot of pies and soups. Considering how shoggoth slime can be transformed into every tool needed to cook food, she's probably the best because she can control every element throughout the cooking process.

>> No.35380955

Captcha broke so I copy pasted it into a new reply, looks like I did it twice. Oh well.

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>> No.35381027

Roll two monsters
Both of the monster girls you rolled are attempting to seduce you into being their husband, and aren't open to sharing with the other girl. What sort of techniques do you expect each monster to employ, and which one would win your heart?

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>> No.35381085

Doesn't matter, the little crab with her snippers and sleeves has already won me over.

>> No.35381112

A lot of contact to try and rub her sleep magic on me and sleepy, soothing talk. If she's recently shaved, she might try to jump on me and win me over by force.
A lot of monotone yet sweet flirting with some arrow pokes to reinforce her points and keep me awake whenever the sleep magic starts to take hold. She probably wins because I can't resist the delicious brown.

>> No.35381132

fuck, this is gonna be a tough decision but wendi wins can't get into centaurs

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>> No.35381168

Pharaoh god voice saying "By order of the Pharaoh, you will marry me!" and angel god voice saying "You will marry me, the gods demand it!" I marry the one who isn't out of breath when the shouting contest is over, which will probably be pharaoh considering she doesn't need to breathe.

>> No.35381189

I'm probably the better cook since I know more than grilled meat and raw meat

>> No.35381199

You underestimate the angel, a lot of them can talk even when they don't have faces. The shouting match will never end.

>> No.35381202

Breaking somebody's heart sounds absolutely awful, I don't know how normalfags do it so casually. It kinda makes me glad that I'm a loser that nobody wants so I never end up hurting anybody.

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such horsepower

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Huh, that's a funny pair. I guess the demon would be more subtle at first compared to the devil going all out, and the demon would go for contract shenanigans to snag me away later... but loli isn't my thing, though. Demons are pretty high tier for me also so it's a pretty easy pick between the two. It would be funny seeing the devil seethe at someone that's just taller and curvier than her on a superficial level getting much better results with her flirting, though.

>> No.35381249

I like imagining a Demon and Devil sister duo. It just works.

>> No.35381256

It's a solid combo for sure. Devil lolibaba is good stuff.

>> No.35381293

No laptop, no phone, very little paperwork. What kind office is this? No wonder nothing gets never done in this country.

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>> No.35381431

>It kinda makes me glad that I'm a loser that nobody wants so I never end up hurting anybody.
Same here. That's a decision I wouldn't want to make.
Especially if it turns out I chose wrong and I upset the person I rejected for nothing.

>> No.35381445

One of the many reasons I don't want monstergirls to come here, and instead want us to go there. Normalfags are the worst, and I don't want a single monstergirls heart broken.

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Cute oni.

>> No.35381530

What's the grey thing in between the human and horse body

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>> No.35381602

There is no horse body. Looks the suit is filled with potatoes.

>> No.35381619

looks like a zipper?

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Oh man, she's got pretty mouth.

I have the overwhelming urge to stick my fingers in there, to deeply inhale her mouth's smell, to aggressively make-out with her, and to plunge my dick down her throat

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>> No.35381715 [DELETED] 

>The joy of hearing the slurping and noises as your monsterfu worships your dick with her mouth

>> No.35381720

Just reread some of the first Monster Musume issues and I am curious how monster girls would react to it.

>> No.35381728

>The joy of hearing the slurping and gagging noises as your monsterfu worships your dick with her mouth

>> No.35381767

But I do want to be facing her. I want to motorboat her tits while staring into her eyes as she tails me.

>> No.35381782

I can stop anytime I want. Problem is shortly after, if I don't get my fix the shakes, chills, and nervousness comes in.

>> No.35381785

lot of fighting to be had and i cant really say no to either

>> No.35381802

uhh.. anon, that ain't good

>> No.35381811

>Ice Queen

>> No.35381823

about how tall is a shota? doing a sketch of the new F/GO wafiu forcing one to eat her out

>> No.35381827

Pretty sure MonMusu girls are total sluts that don't care for marriage, only dick.
So MGE girls would probably be outraged.

>> No.35381831

Yeah. I just hope she doesn't start teasing me while I got them or lording it over me, even in a joking manner.

>> No.35381841

Same as loli

>> No.35381852

Standing crotch height, see >>35381841

>> No.35381884

>High Orc
I defeat the High Orc to make her be submissive to me and authorize myself on the Automaton so she obeys me, then tell them both that they are now sharing me and that's final. No broken hearts this way, and I get two lovely wives.

>> No.35381913

Which one?

>> No.35381928

the big one

>> No.35381939

Oh. Nice.

>> No.35381948

>Two Atlach-Nachas
what the fuck have you given me, RNG?
there is no 'techniques' or 'seduction' here. It's just spidery venom-bitey tsundere sadism on both sides as I try to flee for the surface.
let's try that again
>Jabberwock vs Dormouse
not even a contest, really. I don't normally consider Jabberwock a favorite because the wonderlanders are a little bit 'too much' for me in general, but she's far, far ahead of sleeplolirodent in my preferences.
Big lewd-lovey dragon is the winner, no contest

>> No.35381957

>Find salamander waifu's old stash of baby photos and toys
>Find a child-sized sword with the words 'THE LEGENDARY BLADE BLAZE EDGE' crudely carved into the handle
>She snatches it up as soon as she sees it and starts stammering out excuses about how she was 'such a lame kid'
>Unlike her current self with her super-cool sword 'Grimgash'

>> No.35381960

Would they get angry at the other being tsun at you?

>> No.35381968

I like seals, for sure, but their gimmick is kind of awkward and they otherwise seem a little too vanilla to get much content, it's sad

>> No.35381970

The two nachos you rolled is actually just the one nacho arguing to herself about what insult to call you next.

>> No.35381977

that sally's a dork

>> No.35381985

>Umi Osho
I now have a basement I didn’t want, filled with scary machines, and an excited pervert, also a gremlin

>> No.35381992

just remember not to feed the gremlin past midnight

>> No.35382105

She'll ask for seconds.

>> No.35382134

Do you fuck monsters with fat tails or are a disgusting tailet lover

>> No.35382152
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I'm all about this big tails

>> No.35382176

I like large volume mofu. I guess I could handle a snek's fat tail.

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how thick is too thick for snake tails?

>> No.35382224

We measure by tummy.
If her tail is thick but her tummy is flat, then you're fine.

>> No.35382226

They never get too thick. At a certain point, they just get longer.

>> No.35382272

Is it cause you do you tg yuri play like that one scene from reviewers but you're also a size queen?

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>> No.35382291

Fuck off faggot

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>> No.35382300

give me big moo, I'll die a happy man

>> No.35382306

I want to suck the big moo's tiddies dry.

>> No.35382310

Short tails need love too

>> No.35382321

no, they show that it is hard to get them pregnant

>> No.35382343

So you are saying they need more love

>> No.35382346


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Here's your party, bro

>> No.35382355

What's the Fox do?

>> No.35382363

Yuri does nothing for me. Just gimme one thicc snek

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>> No.35382380

where the fuck is my milk mage, anon?

>> No.35382397


Low-level freelancer with a lot of points invested into merchant skills.

>> No.35382401
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Here you go.

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FAT tails are for loving

>> No.35382423

thank u

>> No.35382440

and fucking

>> No.35382456
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think that goes without saying

>> No.35382460

I wish to give the big moo a home. She looks like she could use some TLC

>> No.35382474

>moo tiddies are so powerful that they fill up faster than you can drink them
>end up suckling on moo tiddy all day while she holds you tight

>> No.35382485
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Sorry sir I made your Fox well-done I hope this won't be an issue

>> No.35382486
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I'm gonna save money by just opting for just the salamander. Not interest in the fox. Someone else can hire her. Gonna use the money I saved to rent a luxurious wagon and travel through non-dangerous lands in the autumn. Then as the nights get colder, we'll be forced to cuddle closely to keep each other warm; to which one night, my erection will pique her interest, and we'll fuck as she won't be able to hold back her instincts any longer.

Much easier way of courting a salamander for a weakling like me who could never best her in battle.

>When she no longer asks for monetary compensation but instead asks for sexual compensation for her services
Then when she's pregnant, we travel back to my home. She becomes a loving mother, and we raise our mini-manders from the comfort of our own home

>> No.35382499

perfect, just the way I like 'em. fair skinned are boring, dark skinned, or more exotic colors gets me hard

>> No.35382504

Can I choose to only take the fox?

>> No.35382507

I'd give her plenty of daughters to keep up with her production.

>> No.35382510

Good, that means cumming inside a loli salamander whose tail is still short is safe.

>> No.35382517

How are you not embarrassed saying these things?

>> No.35382539

Today, a fox tricked me into sticking my dick in a hole. Never again.

>> No.35382542

Not him, but anonymity really takes away 100% of the embarrassment facto.
Worse case scenario, other anons dog on you for a cringe post. You delete, un(You) your post, or exit the thread like nothing ever happened.

>> No.35382545

Because I like tits, and I like drinking milk.
Therefore, I can comfortably say "god I want to suck on a big mino's tits"

>> No.35382555

I warned you about foxes.

>> No.35382561

>t.man who got his dick stuck in a fox and had to go to the er

>> No.35382582

ah. an ant hole, I'd imagine

>> No.35382590
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Meido Gear Solid 5: Phantom Stain

Revolver Ocelomeh and Kikimora Millah rescue BEEG Boss after she emerges from her 9-year coma. Together, they rebuild Mother Based along with a new Private Meido Force, the Quartz Kobolds in an attempt to defeat the shadowy waifu agency FOX And their army of Parasite Slime super-soldiers.

Can BEEG Boss and her loyal Meido companions wipe clean the Phantom Stain of Meido Sans Frontieres? Can they defeat the mysterious FOX units plan for global Mofu domination? And what of the rumors of a weapon to surpass Meido Gear?

Find out in Kenkuo Cross's tour-de-force, Meido Gear Solid V: The Phantom Stain

(Preorder today for limited-edition DLC, MGS: V: Ground Floor!)

>> No.35382593

Can you say it out loud?

>> No.35382613

eh, i was tricked by one to go to up to the ancient evil that was sealed and eat her out

>> No.35382681

why do angels keep bothering me, I just like drawing the monsters?

>> No.35382682

About that, the research I'm doing is making me think that nearly every post you make on 4chan could be connected to your real life identity in the future

>> No.35382684

Combat meidos need loving too!

>> No.35382690
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Dare to say NO to slimes.

>> No.35382708
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They're just worried about your eternal soul, anon.

>> No.35382730

drawing is a sin?

>> No.35382734
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How about pure white

>> No.35382735

I'm going to shake that bottle!

>> No.35382740

that works, just not fairskinned, its a basic bitch skintone for me

>> No.35382742

Drawing monsters is a sin. Especially if you have a boner while doing it.

>> No.35382750

>Pretty pleasant pale plump posh Jabberwock

>> No.35382758

I just happens to get a boner while drawing them, totally unrelated. also would they like to been drawn as well?

>> No.35382760
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Is she allowed?

>> No.35382765

>B-bossu...do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

>> No.35382777

I love her cute painted nails

>> No.35382780
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They certainly wouldn't be against being your personal model.

>> No.35382793

so I can draw them lewdly as well?

>> No.35382795

I don't know why, but I really like black painted nails. Must be a carry over from my goth gf fetish.

>> No.35382805
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Well, only if the pictures are just for you.

>> No.35382812

Yup, matching finger/toenail colors are nice, especially black.

I also love girls with flowing robes and bare feet, dunno why.

>> No.35382838

>Flowing robes and bare feet
I thought I was the only one. Ridiculously good taste.

>> No.35382845
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>FOX makes use of a tongue parasite that make you unable to speak without wanting to kiss the girl you are talking to
>Goal is to 'bring the world together by destroying all languages other than the language of Love'
>Such a Lust for Frenching
>Only way to stop the parasite is to use the Wallachia, a parasite to the parasite that stops the parasite from reproducing, bit it has a terrible side effect
>It makes the human hosts extra fertile and unable to function without having children
>Due to the infiltration of enemy agents, entire staff of Meido Base's Quartz Kobolds has been infected
>Fortunately, BEEG Boss can always Fulton Extract more cute boys for her ever-growing army of horny Meidos
>Another day in Outer Heaven...

>> No.35382851
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more pics like this

>> No.35382852

Yep, it's top-tier. Especially the sound they make on stone or hardwood floor. The slap of bare feet and shuffle of robes is awesome.

>> No.35382858

>Voluptuous purple snek mommy in a corset

God-tier taste, Anon

>> No.35382863

Weirdest part is that I'm not normally into feet in the slightest. It's just this combo that does it.

>> No.35382884 [SPOILER] 
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Was it the mouth pussy?

>> No.35382888

I like it contextually, gives a feeling that the girl is comfortable but regal.

>> No.35382891
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Big ghosts can molest you anywhere without anyone but you knowing it.

>> No.35382907

I had a stupid idea
>normal save the world isekai and all that jazz
>difference is that all your enemies are voluptuous mommies that just ooze sex appeal and gentleness
>also doesn't help that all of them are adept at seduction
how long would you last, anon?

>> No.35382936

I would love that and I would actively go look for them

>> No.35382944
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Unless they throw Sabbath member at me, I'll be fine.

>> No.35382947
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Given that momsters fit so many of my fetishes, probably only a few minutes at most.

>> No.35382948

>molest you anywhere without anyone but you knowing it
This reminds me of a Kitsune-tsuki/Manticore hybrid idea I saw in a past thread, one who looks like a normal human girl to others and milks you with her spirit tailpussy that only she and you can see.

>> No.35382956

Yukari's tricks are many.

>> No.35382965

I don't know, anon. I just don't know.

>> No.35382979

>Each Mommy is bigger, more voluptuous, and more seductive than the last
>Each one spends the entire fight telling you how happy you'll be as her body-slave and plaything if you'll only give up and let her defeat you

Uhhhh bros...

>> No.35382987
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>"And that's how I wound up like this."

>> No.35383007

that makes me wonder what the final boss would look like?

>> No.35383013

Icon of Fertility.

>> No.35383018

so a flat wall sprite?

>> No.35383023

Technical limitations, please understand.

>> No.35383024
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>> No.35383032

>how long would you last, anon?
1CC EZ. Have a nice day, man child.

>> No.35383041

>It's all the previous bosses plus a smug curvy Demoness who needs a new throne

>> No.35383042

>em epar tsum uoy, emag eht niw ot

>> No.35383052
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>> No.35383086

Cute sally shouldn't be ashamed of keeping a memorable keepsake

>> No.35383136

I would like to be owned like this.

>> No.35383142
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Did your mom give that to you? Didn't she have a REAL legendary sword she could give you?

Or at least something full sized, you little brat?

>> No.35383164
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>> No.35383197

>6 Signs Your MG Loves You

>> No.35383204

>You WONT BELIEVE number 4!

>> No.35383210

Angels are more holy to me than Zipangese Dragons

>> No.35383228
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Featuring zombie unit in need of hugs “The Skulls”

>> No.35383239

and all you do is munch on donuts

>> No.35383244

Number 3: She won't let go of you

>> No.35383253
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What's wrong with that?

>> No.35383264

number 15:burgerking pussy lettuce

>> No.35383305

you end up a fatty if do

>> No.35383307

Is that why the lettuce from Burger Queen is so damp and dilapidated? They shove it up their pussies for safekeeping before cooking? Do the Tsuraras', Ice Queens', and Yuki-Onnas' love juice taste like the Burger Queen secret sauce?

>> No.35383308

im literally eating a whooper right now.

>> No.35383310
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And cardio. Plenty of cardio.

>> No.35383327

that means almost no curves, ya need some muscle to get some curves

>> No.35383347
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Stop moving them.

>> No.35383349

Gotta bulk before you can get /fit/. I'm getting her 50 donuts asap.

>> No.35383367

make it burgers and it will be more muscle

>> No.35383376

Maybe, but you didn't hear it from me

>> No.35383383
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>> No.35383388

Why gazers?

>> No.35383393

>tfw no Gazer gf to help me relax and sleep

>> No.35383398

Just so you know, the shortstack moo is right now crying in her room because no one chose her.

>> No.35383413
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>> No.35383420

>Anon has Kikimora twin maids
>One is 6'6" an hourglass figure
>The other got into the whole Sabbath thing so she's 4'2" and flat as a board

>> No.35383431

All that goo makes her look like she had a dumb bitch gf incident.

>> No.35383433

this cat is on the prowl and Imma give her a hug

>> No.35383435


>> No.35383447
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>> No.35383484

nothing a laser point can't fix

>> No.35383489

while we are on the subject of food
which mgs pussy juice would make the best egg white substitute to make whiskey sours ?

>> No.35383502
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>> No.35383519

Assumed the option to take them both was off the table. Otherwise, it's time to re-enact that one hentai with the mom/daughter breast shenanigans.

>> No.35383522
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Office draph is ready to relieve your stress

>> No.35383547

but this is my house?

>> No.35383552
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her horns look stupid

>> No.35383570

hey man you can't talk about a girls horns like that

>> No.35383580

>eats donuts
>chiseled fit bod
>proceeds to unironically shitpost online about how protein doesn't matter

>> No.35383584

Defeat her regardless to indulge her for a bit.

>> No.35383606
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Horsebutt is cheating

>> No.35383652

Mmmmm skinnytaurs

>> No.35383667

I'm literally tired of being horny, I barely want sex anymore
I just want to be held and loved
can monstergirls do this?

>> No.35383676

>I'm literally tired of being horny, I barely want sex anymore
>I just want to be held and loved
>can monstergirls do this?
not really cause you know
they dont exist

>> No.35383680

no but they can fix your libido

>> No.35383691

Of course they can.

>> No.35383872

How would 4monsters /adv/ would be like?

>> No.35383915

While I do enjoy a big and voluptuous lady, I don't need them to be my mother. I make it to the end because I'd rather have a wife than a mother.

>> No.35383925
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>> No.35383929

I hate /adv/

>> No.35383938


>> No.35383966

/cgl/ is just a bunch of monsters trying to perfect their shapeshifting so they can blend in as a human and go into human-only stores and bars to flirt with men.

>> No.35383968

I popped in there for a bit for the first time and I see why

>> No.35383981

It's a bad board but it saved my life.

>> No.35383990

they have to also know how we act

>> No.35384007

I thought it would be a bunch of spiders showing off all the cute outfits they weaved.

>> No.35384026

I like this idea better

>> No.35384049
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>> No.35384054

Her ass has a confirmed kill

>> No.35384061

Is there some special forces/whatever group that helps men and monster girl get together when bot hare too shy to make the first step?

>> No.35384062

I want to ring her bell

>> No.35384066

this pleases me

>> No.35384071

It was so thick it choked a monster to death when it tried to swallow her.

>> No.35384075

they have cupid strike teams for that

>> No.35384077

An average Succubus would be more than enough for that if she was bored one day.

>> No.35384097

I find it really sweet that Arachne propose to men by making clothes for them. Imagine how lewd they get when they take their husband's measurements.

>> No.35384172


>> No.35384182

i hope they force unwilling paladin-chan to dress up and walk the catwalk

>> No.35384210

think of all the magical girl outfits

>> No.35384241

I want to see an unwilling paladin-chan walk the catwalk in a magical girl outfit.

>> No.35384325
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>> No.35384343
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>> No.35384349

its thursday

>> No.35384368

Are greenworms capable of holding things?

>> No.35384381
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It do be.

>> No.35384390
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>> No.35384394

It be, and so it do.

>> No.35384396

So she pincers things?

>> No.35384398

kind of weird how greenworm got randomly popular.

>> No.35384400
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Capable of holding this dick.

>> No.35384404


Someone did a slight redesign where she had hands. It looked really nice.

>> No.35384405
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There isn't

>> No.35384408
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It's hot

>> No.35384415

>one anon works tirelessly to make threadly posts extolling the virtues of greenworms
>wow I wonder why this MG suddenly got popular
Are you new?

>> No.35384417
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Having a layer of insulating fat doesn't help you.

>> No.35384421

It's going to get hotter

>> No.35384422

this cheshire speaks the truth, this is why you cut in the summer

>> No.35384435
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>> No.35384437
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Make sure they have a way to cool down.

>> No.35384439
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Greenworm Anon posts are endearing. Still wouldn't want one myself, but I'd give her an apple and wish her luck finding a husband.
If it's the edit I'm thinking of, it looked cursed. Just give me a Wonderworm instead.

>> No.35384446
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>hey fucko,ya wanna go!?

>> No.35384455

to a love hotel, ok

>> No.35384464

>but I'd give her an apple
You basically just proposed to her

>> No.35384485
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>> No.35384500

I'll look up the address of the nearest apple farmer and tell her to go there.

>> No.35384504
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>tch you think you can handle this?

>> No.35384516

now seeing a wonderworm in esports
yup, I can

>> No.35384517


>> No.35384547

Wonderworms still don't have very impressive reaction times, so she wouldn't do well in most esports games. She might be a beast in Hearthstone though.

>> No.35384564
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Beat the heat with ice girls!

>> No.35384594

whats you're favorite picture?

>> No.35384612
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Or just get beat

>> No.35384615

>whats you're
I hear 'em, they are coming for you anon

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>> No.35384625

The hacotacos?

>> No.35384626

this is a mean onion

>> No.35384645

yes, hope you like getting lectured

>> No.35384659
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>> No.35384671
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It's hard to pick just one, but this is definitely one of I'm favorite pictures.

>> No.35384688
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>I will save Master from those nasty monsters!

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>> No.35384749
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>> No.35384757
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Fuck onis.

>> No.35384760

one of the first spells I'm learning is wind blade for obvious reasons

>> No.35384761
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>> No.35384782

probably one of them apophis ones. or a really happy looking manticore

>> No.35384794
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I'd kill a lot of people to be the guy on this picture. Not any of you though you're cool.

>> No.35384800

What happens if I put those fake open eye glasses when she bores me?

>> No.35384803
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That man is taken.

>> No.35384843

Thanks combat maid, you're the best.

>> No.35384853

It is a little known fact that all maids posses some sort of combat class along with their maid training.

>> No.35384866
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I love all pics with wife.

>> No.35384873

a rude awakening via headbutt is what awaits you

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>> No.35384916

There must be another farmer she can reach who's still single.

>> No.35384928
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How do I escape the wrath of an angry ocelomeh mom wielding la chancla

>> No.35384949

there is no escape excerpt running faster than her. The only way to appease to her is to show that you got straight As in your classes and ask for forgiveness

>> No.35384957

bitter chocolate

>> No.35384986

submit and be spanked for calling the eldest ocelomeh a hag

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>> No.35385037

>Ocelomeh spanking
I'm strangely intrigued.

>> No.35385047

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that tsundere maids can be quite nice.
Its not like that kiki maid is making your favorite lunch because she likes you or anything, she just figured you looked tired after work and could use some comfort food.

>> No.35385058

I'm cutting tho and she ain't helpin

>> No.35385073

Then she has some nice exercise regimes to help out.
She'll even join you.
Not because she wants you to see her in her workout clothes but because its better to work out with someone.

>> No.35385084

they have a saying amongst those who live in the countryside, which translates to the more spanked he is, the more love he will for you

>> No.35385112

true, but she likes to take my clothes with a very red face and I might not get that clothes back till two weeks later and they smell slightly weird

>> No.35385121

Don't worry about the scent, its an anti-rape detergent

>> No.35385127

I never heard of such a detergent, I have no reason to get raped, who would want me, I am just some guy who likes working out

>> No.35385140

The ways of the meido are inscrutable but effective.
Just accept it and allow her to do her job.

>> No.35385145

Stop looking at me like that dumb rubber slut

>> No.35385159

Ok, but lately, I feel like I am being followed in my house and outside of it, I also bump into my maid quite a lot while I go out, I am starting to think something is going on

>> No.35385198

What's the clientele at an MGC sports bar? I'm applying to be a waiter so a single mamono can sexually assault+marry me.

>> No.35385204

what happens if I crash a noble only monster ball while clearly being a peasant farmer's son?

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>> No.35385235

had a great time with it

>> No.35385245

you don't need to worry about social status and all that. feel free to woo the maid in front of them anyway, though.

>> No.35385257

>woo the maid
Lame. I'd start fucking her on top of the buffet table.

If you know what I mean. ;-)

>> No.35385273

I'd just start stripping and moving sensually while keeping eye contact with the oldest one that is still single

>> No.35385300

Far too lewd

>> No.35385309

Oh no! She's about to use her jungle cat magic: [Eekum Bookum]!

>> No.35385312

I'd go and hug the most stuck up looking single monster girl there

>> No.35385383

Cheers anon, really glad you liked it!

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>> No.35385414

I was just thinking it's been a while since I've seen you around. Good to see some new stuff.

>> No.35385421

I can't tell if she's got a small cat or massive venom sacks.

>> No.35385427

I mean, it was only 11 days since my last one. T-that's not too slow... for me at least. I hope.

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>> No.35385480

>loli ocelomeh asking why not both.png

>> No.35385502

How do I know if an ancient evil is the type that likes sycophantic praise or revels in being insulted for her vices?

>> No.35385532

spank her

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She is gonna be very smug.
>Hmph, at least this peasant knows who is the best here.

>> No.35385540

Praise her vices through backhanded compliments and see what she does to you.

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>> No.35385563

I'd just smug back at her and say how easy she was to make smug

>> No.35385573

gotta overload that smug with much praise and worship!

>> No.35385599

I would make the musicians play salsa music and ask a lady to show them how to dance to it

>> No.35385692

>48-degree heatwave on the horizon in CANADA of all places
Yuki-onnas are starting to sound pretty nice...

>> No.35385776

>Featuring MI-24 Archdragon "Krokodil"

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>> No.35385849

>And UTH-66 Griffon "Blackfoot"

>> No.35385871

men belong in the kitchen

>> No.35385884

i'd wear an apron or whatever but the food's going to be real bad

>> No.35385899

because monsters can't cook
men:1 monsters: 0

>> No.35385900

>Boss...you know I've always had your back, but if you bring that Kunoichi here....I'll just have her killed....

Poor Kikimora Millah, she's been through too much. Hopefully BEEG Boss will take some time to go see the sunset on the beach with her one of these days

>> No.35385914

Missed chance to say Kikimillah.

>> No.35385921

That's good. I like the synchronicity between the LateNight drawing of the Kikimora amputee and Kaz missing an Arm and Leg, feels memetic

Also Revolver Ocelomeh makes me smile

>> No.35385970

So essentially, what you're saying is you like puns. Man of culture.

>> No.35385986

puns are a mans natural joke after all

>> No.35385992

Thanks brother, I try.

I Imagine Monstergirls would like melodramatic Kojima-tier stories

>> No.35386001

Maybe, who knows really?

>> No.35386029

>8 Celsius heatwave in Canada

>> No.35386069

I have mixed feelings about living armor. How do you even sex them?

>> No.35386076

Constantly actually, penis is always in her ghostly vagina

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