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A summer wedding!

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>> No.35386128
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>>35386121
Have your ceremony done in the water to remain cool!

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>>35386128
Catering also handled by fish

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Living next door to a fertility goddess!
The difficulty: She is entirely unaware of the fact that she is one, and often finds her assets to be frustrating.

>> No.35386189

>>35386183
An unwilling goddess should have the freedom to choose

>> No.35386208

From briefly and half-assedly reading previous posts. There's new lore or translated pieces for Court Alf, the Aquatic Monstergirl Islands. Right?

What are those and how many more can be expected?

>> No.35386224
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>>35386121
A very pretty picture, but at the same time her tits look funky.

>> No.35386227

>>35386121
Here's some premise suggestions:

Individual(s) speedrunning a dungeon and the treasures and monsters along the way were irrelevant? Something like a fugitive using the dungeon to escape their enemies who dare not follow them in and they are racing for the exit with a resolve that will not break to the dungeon's malevolence so easily.

Or how about the last surviving member of the royal guard fleeing the burning capital with the infant last surviving member of the royal family held tightly in one arm and her sword in the other?

>> No.35386246

>>35386224
Based LateNight--do you have that pick of the Kiki slow dancing?

>> No.35386263
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35386263

>"Leave the Tomb Kings to me! I'll teach 'em a lesson make them bow and SERVE the demon lord."

>> No.35386291

>>35386121
Stand up for the Orc and High Orc theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUma6rb6oZQ

>> No.35386301

>>35386128
I can't swim and i have thalassophobia.

>> No.35386307

>>35386301
get a mershark

>> No.35386310
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>>35386301
There is nothing in the sea that can hurt you

>> No.35386321
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>Leave 'Fuckman' to me.

>> No.35386342

>>35386321
Ah! The fire-stripes are fearsome!

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>>35386263
>Your haughty apophis waifu tries to be all mighty and mean
>She sometimes fails and it's up to you to comfort her
>afterall she is the most evil cute snake around

>> No.35386437
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>>35386121
Local vamps near you want to know your blood type and employment status.

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>>35386291
https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

All Rise for the Pharoah's favorite song

>> No.35386465

>>35386437
Oh boy! Time to be a butler in a spooky castle in the middle of nowhere!

>> No.35386471

>>35386310
I don't even have thalassophobia and this image is making me anxious.
seriously though, oceanic mamono realms are probably an order of magnitude scarier than any region on earth could ever be, even if you are (relatively) unafraid of the depths

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>>35386439
pharoahs stink

>> No.35386492
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So from the book which of these places do you think will have the most potential?

>> No.35386500

>>35386471
You just need hugs from Yeti Crabs

>> No.35386507

>>35386437
I want to tease a vamp by being smug to her.

>> No.35386514

>>35386471
Go into the water... live their... die there. Sink eternally. GOD I just want ocean-chan to compress me into paste, I just hope my bones remain to be fed on by crabs at the bottom of the abyss

>> No.35386525

>>35386507
Nah you don’t do it by being smug, you do it by bullying her over small things. Make her show her love for you every now and then but continue to be a good servant for her, up until you become an incubus.

>> No.35386540

>>35386183
>"With a body like this, what man would want me, anon?"
>her massive tits block her view of the huge tent you're pitching in your pants just looking at her

>> No.35386564

>>35386437
Do vampires attribute blood type to anything else besides taste?
>A+ and B+’s are vanilla guys into gentle draining
>A- and B-‘s act like they’re into vanilla but the facade breaks in the bedroom as they beg you to drain them
>AB+ and O- are total sluts, have probably given their blood freely and will probably end up as a blood bag to a CC vampire coven
>AB- and O+ total dhampir bait, keep some around to shut your holier than thou daughter

>> No.35386572

>>35386564
>probably end up as a blood bag to a CC vampire coven
I don't know what my blood type is, but I know I need this.

>> No.35386592

>>35386492
What are the votes for and why are some paired?

>> No.35386601
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>>35386492
Kikimora is from slavic mythology general, not only from russian.

>> No.35386612

>go out for dinner
>bring a living doll with you
>the waitress looks at you as if you were a weirdo
>order for two, tell her it's for my girlfriend
>doll is motionless and silent the whole time
>the food arrives
>waitress looks as if she nearly got a heart attack when the doll picked up the utensils and started eating
>smile at her obliviously while she quickly walks away

>> No.35386630

>>35386500
ever heard of whale fall? the deep sea is an environment so barren that a significant number of non-microscopic deep-sea dwellers rely almost exclusively on the carcasses of large animals to sustain themselves, whenever those rare sources of food are fully consumed, their whole ecosystem immediately collapses.
imagine the kind of culture such an environment would create, especially when the closest analogue to a whale fall for mamono are men, who for obvious reasons most likely will never venture as far down as those monsters reside.
That's a fucking fever dream any way you look at it.

>> No.35386639

>>35386612
this is why yandere living dolls are dangerous, they can at any point in time decide to go limp and destroy your social life, or at least make you look like a complete lunatic.

>> No.35386641

>>35386601
What's your point anon?

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>>35386630
>Eel girls is so excited over a deep sea diver she accidentally enters a brine lake

>> No.35386657

>>35386639
but what if you ask politely that she doesnt do that?

>> No.35386670

>>35386657
>why don't you ask a shirohebi to stop being envious?
see where the problem lies?

>> No.35386674

>>35382474
Even better.
>>35383398
I thought somebody would choose her. Then i go with her instead.

>> No.35386700

Gonna give a salamander an axe with the words "do you like me?" written on it. I bet she would love that.
I bet she would love fighting me with said axe even more.

>> No.35386717

>>35386437
>blood type
mine
>employment status
wandering wizard hobo

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>>35386670
I do not, I'll defeat my wife with facts and logic! fact is that i love her

>> No.35386833

>>35386121
Continuing from earlier. Give me some feedback on this, something is wrong but I don't know what.

I flinched as the crack in the door flooded the dark confines of my cell with light. So woefully unprepared for escape was I, cringing in this aquatic darkness; my shame grew daily and in multiple ways. The Order tutor's many lessons regarding shame look different in this new circumstance. I fray daily at the hands of my jailer, even while keeping the tutor's advice at the forefront of my heart.

The hunchbacked silhouette of the woman moves forward into my cell, bearing a candle. She isn't very tall, but her figure is well-formed despite the shell on her back. Aside from that, a well rounded shapeliness draws the eye to her soft curves elsewhere. This is nearly in spite of the drab peasantry of her garb, a long tunic of coarse fabric. By all rights, she should be a terrible jailer, to let me within reach enough to know the feel of her clothing and its coarse texture. To let me within reach to know the feel of more besides, the plump cool roundness of her flesh, so quick to warm. Soaking up the unnatural heat burning within me, the anger, the passion, the rage. I breath deeply of the not-air, seeking calm.

All the while, she fiddles at my table, laying candle and food upon it. Her shell turned towards me, as that could offer any protection from a trained Knight of the Order. Gulping the aquatic not-air, I tell myself that there is no point in escaping. All that awaits me is the endless Abyss below or unfathomable distances in the Ocean around me. I believed this once, and it was true. Now I must clinch my fists at the sounds of clinking metal produced by my jailer. She is laying out the instruments, some will be utensils for the food. The others...I wasn't interested at first. Were there a clear path back to Order territory, and therefore a point in escaping the...tools wouldn't distract me from escaping. Once upon a time, I could tell myself that, and it would've been true.

The hot flush of rage and lust has become too familiar for me to ignore. Merely the sight of her in her rough peasant clothing. Her clumsy apologetic and submissive manner. Those damned clear fearless unflinching eyes. Eyes that would let me do anything. Everything. Damn her.

I can feel myself, hot angry and ready. Doing my best to ignore the anticipation stirring in my gut. My eyes scan her lumpen shell. A once neutral sight has become much less so, even the shapelessness of her overlarge tunic is no impediment to my urges. The clumsy oaf has fumbled and exposed nearly every inch of her nude flesh to me at this point. Soft pale flesh burned into my mind. Only the lack of skill in drawing and balking from trying such crafts keeps me from being able to depict her nude from any possible angle. My mind, however has no such restraint. Not on that subject, not anymore. The buffer of unfamiliarity between us has worn down into a perverse sort of intimacy.

There is little for me to fight with that doesn't play into her small rough yet fragile hands. But if she can use routine as a weapon, then so may I.

Where should I go with this anons?

>> No.35386867
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Too much mofu

>> No.35386989

>>35386833
>Where should I go with this anons?
Until a number of months ago, I'd have said you should take it to pastebin. Seeing as that's been nuked, and the only other places I know of, really only host completed stories rather than things in the process of being written, I can't help you friend.

>> No.35386995

imagine what unknown mofus live beneath the waves

>> No.35387008

>>35386995
the water is safe from mofu, by its very nature

>> No.35387028

>>35386989
Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink. Feels bad since writing slow build takes so long, but I really want there to be more of it.

>> No.35387054
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Maybe slap on a couple more for good measure.

>> No.35387142

>>35387054
Poor thing now can't leak out her milk.

>> No.35387154

>>35387054
gonna release that ancient evil

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>>35387054
That young fox and her friends said I'll get a fivesome if I free the old fox so I'm letting her loose.

>> No.35387313
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Easy access yokai hags

>> No.35387370
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>>35387054
Imagine to take off all this talismans and kill yourself before energydrain-tsune fully awake. What a good trolling of rest humanity.

>> No.35387409

>>35387054
>Who has the tofu now bitch?

>> No.35387412

>>35387370
>implying you can escape with death.
She is going to resurrect you and turn you into her undead incubus sex toy. That's your reward for releasing her. Enjoy the rest of eternity.

>> No.35387458

>>35387412
Shiki's girls not interested in regular partners. They just drain males, left their corpses and find new preys

>> No.35387469

>>35387458
Oh well, I was talking about an MGE scenario anyway.

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>>35386121
Please, never let your Medusa girls hang around with Dark Elves

>> No.35387646

>>35387458
I want to get drained in the "can't get out of bed for a day" way and not in the "dead" way.

>> No.35387864

>student has to pull an all-nighter to complete a PhD thesis on time
>His kiki waifu bluescreens because he is close to ODing on caffeine and she can't interfere with his work
I do wonder how maids deal with workaholics. Is this covered in meido academy's curriculum?

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>>35387469
In that case, i don`t wanna be her eternal sex toy. Can she just pat me in thanks of her release and let me go with peace?

>> No.35388067

>>35388011
She has to give you a proper reward at least.

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>>35387646
Dom shog is on the job! Mastah should stay in bed.

>> No.35388195

Man this vtuber shit's getting out of control. Cimrai's kinda hot though. The consequences of monstergirls getting into the mainstream like this are concerning. Muh niche

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God I want to french a CC vamp for several hours in front of several jealous Dhampirs who told me vamps are no good.

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>>35388195
Nah, VTubers aren't full monstergirls. The person / backstory shit rarely survives past their first month, and even then it's cosplay-tier.
None of them can compare to this level of perfection.

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>>35388224
Vampires is /fa/

>> No.35388296
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Do little Wurms burrow into people's yards to steal pies from windowsills so they can grow into big Wurms?

>> No.35388326

>>35388296
Burrow through yards, climb over fences, and generally worm their way over

>> No.35388345

Gentlemen
Serious Titania general

>> No.35388356

>>35388345
Titania roleplaying with her husband in her fairy realm!

>> No.35388367

>>35388356
>Her roleplay is mixed into elaborate military exercises

>> No.35388393

>commit suicide because you are tired of it all and nobody will miss you anyway
>wake up to a wisp cuddling you
>Is this heaven?

>> No.35388427

>>35388393
Imagine if it was a dom wisp haha

>> No.35388502
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>>35387313
She can be spooky and everything, yet she really appreciates (You)r company.

>> No.35388503

Hug N Fug

>> No.35388506

>>35388393
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed you the way
There were voices down the corridor
You thought you heard them say

>> No.35388633

Monsters who have unexpectedly good singing voices.

>> No.35388668
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>>35388633

>> No.35388696
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>>35388633
She's been coaching me so we can do karaoke better.

>> No.35388818

>>35388668
Husky voice hellhound

>> No.35388836

>>35388818
Oh no, she'd be able to seduce me with her voice alone.

>> No.35388853
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>>35388633

>> No.35388946
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>> No.35388952

>>35388853
Needs more cowb--.

>> No.35388980
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>>35388952
Cowblues?

>> No.35389050
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>>35388633

>> No.35389092

>>35388224
>lich wife hooks you up with her beeg vampire best friend
>her tomboy womanlet dhampir rival starts trouble with you while you're on a date
>end up plowing her from behind while she motorboats vampire wife
>end up cuddling them both while dhampir wife sulks about how she swore she wasn't going to end up hooking up with her vampire rival like mom and grandma did

>> No.35389140
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>>35388269
Truly.

>> No.35389179

>>35388633
my dick

>> No.35389461

I want to get seduced by a monster so thoroughly that I can't even think and am just a slave for her

>> No.35389627

>>35389461
So you want to make eye contact with a Lilim?

>> No.35389694

>>35389627
hear me, seduced as in the monster needs to coax me, touch me, and arouse me more that just look at me with them old eyes of hers

>> No.35389729

>>35389694
You want a Lim to pull you close, run her hands up and down your bare skin, and teasingly kiss you while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear?

>> No.35389748

>>35389729
yup

>> No.35389974

>>35388836
How do you feel about rich hag hellhound noble?

>> No.35390004

do you think monster can identify you if you post your lips only, I might posted on a thread on 4mons that they will never get my lips?

>> No.35390026

How dare you imply that I would fuck a fish!

>> No.35390081

>>35390026
your a deviant, anon. I know you would with a pile of goo

>> No.35390084

Human boys and girls are not prey

>> No.35390190

human boy are the best prey for monsters, change my mind

>> No.35390282

He has an interesting post on Twitter about Shoggoths that "Master," it is not just a word for a maid to call her husband, but it is something more ingrained in the foundation and the very soul of the species. That she sees him as basically a kind of Cthulhu god whom she should serve.
>ショゴスさんが夫を呼ぶ時の「ご主人様」は、単にメイドが主人を呼称するための言葉ではなく、もっと種の根底や魂に根付いたものといいますか、
心に決めた旦那様を奉仕種族としての自分から見た上位存在。つまり夫に対しては自身が仕えるべきクトゥルフの神格の様な認識も持っているという事でですね

>> No.35390353

>>35390282
>tfw no shoggoth gfs that have a shrine to you and even have mass every sunday in their church of (you)

>> No.35390396

>>35390282
>tell shog waifu it's ok to use your name instead of calling you mastah
>she gets all flustered

>> No.35390404

>>35386564
>gentle draining while cuddling and headpatting
I want this

>> No.35390495

how does your wife wake you up from bed?

>> No.35390605

>>35390282
>you oversleep one fine weekend morning
>you wonder why your dear wife didn't wake you up
>as you enter the kitchen, you see your shog wife in a circle with your daughters, waving their hands about and mumbling:
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mastah Virginia wgah'nagl fhtagn"
>you bop them on the heads as you sit down for breakfast
"I'm not dead yet".

>> No.35390650

>>35390282
eh thats a bit too much for me...

>> No.35390996

>>35390282
>Anon get isekai'd into MGE
>Except nobody speaks English
>Anon eventually stumble upon a old temple after being chased out by the villagers there
>Seems like a spooky place
>He finds a huge monument that even has text written in English
>What.mp3
>He reads it out loud in pure bewilderment
>Most of it is nonsense
>Temple starts to shake
>A elder Shoggoth appears
>She calls you master and wants to know why you called her
>At least she speaks English, so that's nice
>Tell her about what had happened and that you're not from this world
>Realize you must sound like a madman
>Maybe you are
>She just nods and tells you that none of the old gods are from this world, so she fully understands that you have called her to serve you until the end of time
>She looks around remarking that the temple isn't fit to be your new home yet and starts to clean it up and make new, very nice furniture for you in it
>Anon is just going along with it since he's kind of scared what will happen if he tells her he isn't a god
>Even if he were to tell her that, she would simply not understand, he clearly speaks the langue of the old ones, came from another world and everything. In what way is he NOT her god?

>> No.35391289

>>35389974
I like it very much.

>> No.35391393

>>35390495
https://files.catbox.moe/7ua1hs.webp
Like this, I'm 90% sure there's a version of this with a cowgirl but I can't find it.

>> No.35391470

>>35386592
>What are the votes for
https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1394815072711626753
>and why are some paired?
They got the same number of votes.

>> No.35391583

write a letter to an mg

>> No.35391635

>>35391583
dear wurm,
fuck me please
from,
Anon

>> No.35391722

>>35386564
Pulp vs pulp-free blood

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>> No.35391769

>>35388296
My pies!

>> No.35391792

>>35390282
Does that mean they are scared of boat accidents knocking their husbands out for millennia?

>> No.35391794
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>>35388502
I wouldn't mind being her "gap/pocket boytoy"

>> No.35391801
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>>35391583
Baby you so fine
You so fine you blow my mind

>> No.35391815

>>35390605
I bet they are all vibrating and undulating as well.

>> No.35391821

>>35391583
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your Dhampir daughter is a bitch
She ate my shoe.

>Ps. Someone turned her into a kobold and I need that voyeuristic weirdo that you call a court mage to come over, right now.

>> No.35391827

>>35391769
>MY CABBAGES!
Cried the man who saw the Greenworm tide

>> No.35391840

>>35390495
>The sound of frying grease and the smell of bacon and eggs
>Close breathing and gentle kisses. Tender caressing of the cheek and chin.
>Surprise BJ
>Surprise handy
>I just wake-up using her ass like a pillow while she's flipped around and reading a book
>Lots of shaking and warnings about imminent consequences

Some are more common than others.

>> No.35391852

>>35391794
I want to make gappy very happy

>> No.35391912

>>35388503
Sounds like the name of a Yeti cafe, grab a cup of coffee and a snack and get hugged by a Yeti maid, or rent a private room for special services

>> No.35391930

>>35390605
>shoggy high priest does this ritual every day
>you always open your eyes to her saying "the sleeper has awoken" and the other shoggoth cheer, or you think it sounds like cheering

>> No.35391984

>>35391930
thicc shogs in tight nun outfits make my weewee hard

>> No.35392011

>>35391583
Dear Black harpy,
I have shiny things.
Yours truly, Anon.

>> No.35392027

>>35391583
Dear Cheshire I hate you. And I think you should die. You are an idiot, and I hate your voice. There are not enough words on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you. Go die.

>> No.35392056

>>35391583
Dear Mino,
You want to come eat some grilled meat in the garden?
Love, Anon

>> No.35392065

>>35391583
dear jabberowck, please stop sitting on me, I can't feel my legs

>> No.35392086

>>35391583
Dear Hakutaco
Intrested in book learnin
You’res truly, Farmer McAnon

>> No.35392110
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>>35391792
A lot of people seem to think Cthulhu was actually defeated by a boat.

>> No.35392114
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>>35392086

>> No.35392128
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35392128

>>35391852
She has something in mind

>> No.35392132

>>35392086
OPEN THIS DOOR
NOW

>> No.35392136

>>35392114
don't go ms. haku. Its a trap

>> No.35392168
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>>35392128
Think of the amount of half/pureblood youkai you could make.

>> No.35392171
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>>35391984
This, but shog?

>> No.35392191

>>35392128
hugging? cuddling, breeding?

>> No.35392209
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>>35386121

>> No.35392211

>>35392128
Is it a weight loss program?

>> No.35392212

>>35392114
Wish Haku would teach me, how to eat out a monster girl.

>> No.35392213

>>35392171
yes, they make me hard

>> No.35392220

>>35392211
That's just sex

>> No.35392239
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35392239

>>35392191
The hugging and cuddling comes after each breeding session

>> No.35392253

>>35392213
Would you fuck shog nun thighs?
Would you fuck shog nun mouth?
Fuck shog?

>> No.35392266

>>35391583
Dear lim,
You a neet, smell, and are barren
Thanks
Anon

>> No.35392279

hey danukis, how do I maximize the floof of muh manticore

>> No.35392285

>>35392253
yes because shog is the only slime I like

>> No.35392342
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>>35386121
How would "average" and plain human girls fare in MGE? And what monsters can the monsterize to?

>> No.35392346
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35392346

How do I convince Ms. farm owner nuki to not fire me for knocking up the minos, holsts, p’orcs, centaurs, barn cat gals, guard kobolds, and the cockatrices?

>> No.35392350

>>35386141
Her chest is very molestable but something about her expression with that hair is even nicer. I wish the side girls got more attention

>> No.35392376
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>>35392342
Tall confident demoness

>> No.35392401

>>35392168
It's your duty to save that particular yokai species from extinction.

>> No.35392402

>>35392342
I think most if not all monsters has a technique to convert girls into their own species or a species they are below them.
Like if a woman would drink a big amount of thick holstaur milk, they pretty much end up as one.
>>35392346
I'm pretty sure, you would just get thrown on bet and knock up nuki too.

>> No.35392412

>>35386630
What's cool about that too is that they've found similar scavenging marks in the bones of extinct Mesozoic marine reptiles, showing that kind of deep sea ecosystem has been around for a very long time.
>>35386646
>brine lake is aphrodisiac because of demon realm shenanigans

>> No.35392416
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35392416

>>35386121

>> No.35392417

>>35392346
why would you get fired for doubling the work force?

>> No.35392450

>>35392346
show your peeen to her

>> No.35392497

>>35392450
She is going to ask him to knock her up after that.

>> No.35392521

>>35392497
total farm impregnation complete

>> No.35392549
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>>35392521
Farm work is hard work. Very rewarding though.

>> No.35392569

>>35390996
'ate kikis (not a rayciss jus don like em)
'ate your post code
'ate your demon realm
Love me shoggoth
Love me post code
Love me eldritch demon realm
Love me carling
Love me footy
Love me shogg

simple as

>> No.35392574

>>35392171
This girl already looks perfect no need to monsterize her

>> No.35392584
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35392584

>>35386121

>> No.35392617

>>35392574
She is probably a sadistic succ in disguise.

>> No.35392635

>>35390495
Wife is big enough that I sleep on her while she rests on the bed, so waking me up is as simple as her moving around a bit after she's awake.

>> No.35392674

>>35392086
>distributing copies of the monstergirl encyclopedia in their world
>make subtle spelling errors in the hakutaku profile except each copy has a different error
Absolutely devilish

>> No.35392700

>>35392635
>Sleepy wife doesn't notice you are still clinging to her when she is walking to the kitchen.

>> No.35392706

>>35392342
Fuck off

>> No.35392728

>>35392209
>DOOOON'T STOP
>BELIIIIIEVIN'

>> No.35392734

>>35392569
If I had any skills in paint I would make NORF edits with some of the desert MGs

>> No.35392778

>>35392401
Well if it's completely necessary.

>> No.35392820

>>35392778
Her gap powers will make it easy to breed her whenever. Very practical.

>> No.35392821

>>35392635
Consider getting a small wife that sleeps on you while you sleep on big wife while she sleeps on the bed.

>> No.35392887

>>35392821
Worm-Wurm sandwich sounds pretty heavenly

>> No.35392951

Two worms, one anon
>hot worm on wurm action
enuff said

>> No.35392953

>>35392821
I would consider it, but my wife already rests her big tailpussy on me at night.

>> No.35392965
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>>35392820
The gap between the fridge and cabinet.

>> No.35392977
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35392977

100% Cow

>> No.35392989

>>35392965
>big gap hag ass sticking out from between the fridge and the cabinet
Here we go again

>> No.35392990

>>35392977
she got big ears tho for a cow

>> No.35392994

>>35392977
Let's see some ID.

>> No.35393012

>>35392977
That's just a fox in cowprint clothes. Stop mislabeling monsters, it hurts their feelings.

>> No.35393038

>>35392977
Would milk her.

>> No.35393044
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>>35393012
Cows come in many varieties anon

>> No.35393052

>>35393012
why they gotta wear clothes that make me confuse them for another?

>> No.35393080

>>35393044
tree cow

>> No.35393094

>>35393044
I have no nuts to give you.

>> No.35393110

>>35392989
>"Uh, dearest, could you help your wife out of here? I've already called out for Ran too."

>> No.35393118

>>35393044
Having big boobs doesn't change a monsters species. Doesn't matter if it's a busty squirrel, busty fox, busty wolf, or even a busty bapho, they're still their regular species and not a cow.
>>35393052
No clue. Maybe they lost a bet.

>> No.35393128

>>35387864
>A steady supply of freshly-brewed coffee and healthy snacks mysteriously appear at regular intervals
>Sometimes he feels her kiss him on the cheek or ruffle his hair, but when he looks up there's no one there

Kiki Meidos can be as stealthy as Shinobi when they need to.

>> No.35393138

>>35393044
>>35393080
>stacked Rata trying to be stealthy and spy on you
>except you can typically see her huge tits sticking out from behind her hiding places

>> No.35393139
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Nice teeth bitch aha

>> No.35393150
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35393150

>>35393044
They are just mammals.
>>35393052
Camouflage. Some do it better than others.

>> No.35393153

>>35393139
lmao this dunce needs a bib

>> No.35393169

>>35393139
Kissing a vampire must taste like pennies. I wonder if vampire husbands just have to suck it up and tell her how great it is.

>> No.35393170

>>35393150
>MGs learn about my addiction to cow girls
>All of them starts to leak milk, moo and dress in cowprint clothes to win my attention.

>> No.35393174

>>35393110
Oh I would enjoy myself first. Silly broodmother wife.

>> No.35393176
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35393176

Disregard monster pussy, acquire utopian living standards the merge would bring.

>> No.35393178

>>35393044
Imagine how wild she'd be when you give her some 'nuts'

I feed her pecans while she lays on my lap and relaxes after a long day of shitposting on Basedbook

>> No.35393189

Why do you want to be a sex slave?

>> No.35393190

>>35393118
>busty wolf
Are you okay?

>> No.35393194

>>35393176
This looks so nice

>> No.35393210

>>35393169
Kissing a succubus must taste like penis. I wonder if succubus husbands just have to suck it up and tell her how great it is.

>> No.35393227

>>35393189
why not
>>35393176
I would swim everywhere desu

>> No.35393230
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35393230

>>35393174
What a monster she's chosen to marry.

>> No.35393238

>>35393189
I like big girls and I am willing to give up my freedoms to be with them.

>> No.35393241
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>>35393176
That, but also monster pussy.

>>35393189
Not a slave if you're married.

>> No.35393251

>>35393176
>try to disregard monster pussy
>go about enjoying comfy water city alone
>the water reaches up and grabs me
>go about enjoying comfy water city with undine gf

>> No.35393252

>>35393044
I hate how close that shirt is to bursting open. I would rip it off her myself just to get it over with.

>> No.35393254

>>35393230
I mean she can just use her gap powers to get out anyway. I know her tricks.

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>>35393110
Ran needs one of those "I have given up" shirts for this kind of shit.

>> No.35393278

>>35393252
You'd better wear eye protection, those buttons are poised to become a projectile hazard.

>> No.35393348
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>>35393189
Sounds pretty comfy. Also high elf kingdom climate is really nice.

>> No.35393382

>>35393189
She's bigger, stronger, and smarter than me and I want to be of some use to her.

>> No.35393395

>>35388367
>Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" plays while Titania (in her role as Magical Girl Tanya) attacks and defeats the Evil Wizard (You)

>> No.35393433

>>35393176
>Comfy, tropical water city with slutty, happy beastgirls in lewd swimwear everywhere

Based

>> No.35393436

>>35393189
It feels so good being used like my mistresses daki, I also like it when she gives me to my other owners so they can use me

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>>35393241
Figure I might as well post some more of these, I rarely get a reason to.

>> No.35393455

>>35393044
How do the squirrels know that large breasts are my weakness?!

>> No.35393481

>>35393436
>multiple owners
Spicy. Rival mistresses!

>> No.35393485
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35393485

How do I find the human that is disguised among the holstaurs?

>> No.35393492

>>35393455
Search history:
>monster girls
>monster girls with big boobs
>monster girls with even bigger boobs

Only a truly experienced detective could piece together these clues.

>> No.35393502

>>35393485
the grass test

>> No.35393503

>>35393485
Very quickly. It's won't be long before the disguise becomes reality.

>> No.35393534

>>35393485
>>35393503
This. When they notice that one of them isn't making milk, they will start to feed it with their own. That will turn her into a real holstaur.

>> No.35393535

Princely and charming monster girls with flat looking chests that only look that way because they've somehow managed to bind their absolutely massive booba.

>> No.35393544

>>35392171
>Dark Priest Anti-Incel Nunjas

>> No.35393547

>>35393492
I'm safe just looking up "monster girl muscle" and "monster girl bodybuilders"

>> No.35393576

>>35393455
>>35393492
>"Good morning, Anon. There have been rumors that you're weak to big breasts, and I've been sent here to confirm whether those rumors are true or not."
>Anon sweating profusely, wondering how they figured it out even though he does all his searches in for big boob monsters on Incognuki Mode

>> No.35393594

>>35393544
>drilling incels into becoming masters at pleasing mamono
Hot

>> No.35393619

>>35393492
Time to spend an hour each day looking up monsters that are larger than me until they get the hint.

>> No.35393624

>>35393535
>they've somehow managed to bind their absolutely massive booba
Would the Sabbath support this magic because "flat is justice" or condemn it because of booba jealousy?

>> No.35393629

>>35393481
I have 5 owners
One likes to rape me a lot, bully me and make me feel like the weak human I am
One likes to rape me as well, but she likes to tease me, milk and makes my head blank with pleasure
One likes me to rape her, breed her and wants me to ravish her with all I got
One coddles me, she makes me drink her milk and cuddle. I can't resist her soft body and down right motherly demeanor
The last one just likes to watch and gets off to me succumbing to lust, and she likes when I manhandle her and put her perverted ass in place for being so naughty.
What are they?

>> No.35393637
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35393637

>>35393044
Bird cow

>> No.35393654

>>35393637
All of these cows is making me want to milk them!

>> No.35393656

>>35393629
Last one a nurari?

>> No.35393658
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35393658

>>35393547
>>35393619
>Trust me, just walk in there and flex on him. Literally.

>> No.35393671

>>35393656
yup, you got one. what are the other 4 ?

>> No.35393686

>>35393576
>"Hello Anon"
>"Take a seat"

>> No.35393694

>>35393671
First one is hellhound and second one is manticore maybe?

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35393695

>>35393450

>> No.35393723

>>35393492
fuck, no wonder I have been encountering monsters with mombods and very motherly demeanor, fuck nuki chrome

>> No.35393740

>>35393189
My wife knows not to use the term "slave" or "sex slave", unless she wants to antagonize me.

We have a very particular relationship dynamic.

>> No.35393743

>>35393694
the

>> No.35393747

>>35393044
Human cow

>> No.35393767

>>35393694
>>35393743
the second one is not a manticore

>> No.35393775

>>35393544
If I take a vow of celibacy, would my religious practices be respected or would I still be targeted by DPAIN?

>> No.35393799

>>35393775
>vow of celibacy only applies for human girls

>> No.35393814

>>35393624
The latter.

>> No.35393817

>>35393767
Not him, but I want to say the second is a Demon. Fourth is a Holst or Mino.

>> No.35393819

>>35393767
Demon, or maybe even a pharaoh.

>> No.35393825
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35393825

You know what species reigns supreme when all the others try to imitate them

>> No.35393826

>>35393544
how do I know if one is near?

>> No.35393829 [SPOILER] 
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The question isn’t “why”.
Who do you want to be a sex slave to? Ocelomeh doesn’t count by the way.

>> No.35393834
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>>35393723
They're only trying to help.

>> No.35393849
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35393849

>>35393829
The one true goddess

>> No.35393853

>>35393799
Shit. How am I supposed to protect my virginity long enough to get wizard powers when I can't make use of religious exemptions?

>> No.35393856

>>35393829
Hello /v/ermin.

>> No.35393857

>>35393829
Sorry. I don't want to get eaten by a crazy fairy.

>> No.35393858

>>35393775
Sorry Anon, but Semen retention is a grave sin, similar to Onanism. God said be fruitful and multiply, after all

>> No.35393863
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>>35393747
Imagine how much more they would grow, if she were to become a real cow.
>>35393825
They are so wonderful.

>> No.35393869

>>35393826
Like Shinobi, you won't suspect a.thing until you're being scissor-takedowned by a latex DPAIN agent

>> No.35393870

>>35393834
I really like this rata.

>> No.35393878

>>35393817
>>35393819
no, the second is from the dragon family but is not the dragon and the fourth one is a holst

>> No.35393898

>>35393869
the squeak of latex will tell me that they are near

>> No.35393900

>>35393878
WOCK

>> No.35393902
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>>35393825
On the contrary, the only thing they do well is something that any species can do while also being better in other regards.
It's like how succs get little attention, because "sexy and good at sex" isn't going to make you stand out in MGE when every single profile can do that.

Also they've got hideous bowl cuts.

>> No.35393922

>>35393900
correct, there is only one left. who is the third mistress

>> No.35393926
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35393926

>>35393856
Wtf

>> No.35393929
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35393929

>>35393829
Big fae girls.

>> No.35393938

>>35393922
kiki mistress

>> No.35393944
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35393944

>>35393870
Indeed.

>> No.35393961

>>35393658
Seems like it would work

>> No.35393977
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>>35386121
Succs in suits.

>> No.35393980

>>35393695
AHHH! THERE'S SKY ON THE GROUND!

>> No.35393990

>>35393938
no, try again. she is one you wouldn't expect to be

>> No.35393991
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35393991

>>35393829
The chuff owns me.
>Ocelomeh doesn’t count by the way.
Why not?

>> No.35394002

>>35393492
It's good that i only search for
>monster girls leaking nipples puffy vulva
So i won't get into trouble.

>> No.35394004

>>35393977
Me stuck inside a tall succ's suit while she wears it

>> No.35394008
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35394008

>>35393902
Succs don't need to stand out. They're pack hunters on their own turf. The question is which one you like the most.

>> No.35394009

>>35393658
How much was this informant paid? In Monopoly money?

>> No.35394021
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35394021

>>35393990
lizard/mander or cheshire.

>> No.35394023

>>35393991
Because Ocelomehs are on the top of everyone’s lists. Duh.

>> No.35394030

>>35393853
You don't.

>> No.35394031

>>35393944
Looks like the thermoptic camo jacket in Ghost In The Shell

>> No.35394035
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35394035

>>35393902
Holst tits and milk are a cut above the rest and nothing can compare to them.

>Every single species will have the same haircut
That's just a dumb thought

>> No.35394053

>>35393492
no wonder I see fat ass for all i can see, thank you, rata-chan

>> No.35394070

I want to milk a moo.

>> No.35394074

>>35394021
no, try again, she likes plants

>> No.35394078
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35394078

>>35394035
Cattle cope.

>> No.35394084

>>35394070
and they want to milk you

>> No.35394093
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35394093

>> No.35394101

>>35394035
>>35394078
milk is milk

>> No.35394104

>>35393991
>the Jinko towers over you
>she feels invincible
>she goes to pat you, claiming you for herself
>her paw raises above your head
>you see your opening
>the center bean
>you focus your energy into one attack
>a single poke in the middle of her bean
>her assault has stopped and you stand frozen in place
What happens next?

>> No.35394120

>>35394093
I just got Prison School'd by that thumbnail.

>> No.35394121
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35394121

>>35393241
>>35393176
solarpunk is best aesthetic
solarpunk with monstergirls is perfection

>> No.35394124

>>35394104
she faints due to having never being touched by a man

>> No.35394140

>>35394121
I've never heard this phrase before

>> No.35394143

>>35394101
Some milk tastes better

>> No.35394149
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35394149

>>35394121
Just plain rustic is nice too.

>> No.35394153

>>35394149
I think monstergirls can just about fix everything

>> No.35394167

>>35394121
Are cats real animals or just some sort of fluffy chaos elementals?

>> No.35394173

>>35394074
Troll-chan. No idea

>> No.35394175
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>>35394143
True, you can't really beat cinnamon milk.

>> No.35394178

>>35394143
like what would be the best-tasting milk?

>> No.35394182

>>35394149
Gaur plains?

>> No.35394187

>>35394167
You don't wanna know.

>> No.35394188
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35394188

>>35394178
Holst milk

>> No.35394202

>>35394074
My guess is Dryad, they're the closest thing I can think of to a plant mistress.

>> No.35394211
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35394211

>>35394175
>cinnamon milk.
what

>> No.35394214

>>35394104
Apologize to her and kiss the bean.

>> No.35394222

>>35394178
I hear angel milk tastes heavenly, but good luck trying to get some.

>> No.35394229
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35394229

You'd think monster girls would push men out of many jobs, but you'd be surprised at the lengths monsters will go to keep men from being laid off.

>> No.35394238
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35394238

>>35394211
Chocolate milk!

>> No.35394255

>>35394229
Yeah. very few wants to actually keep their man at home. Most of them would be still fine, if they do their job as they did from before mating them.

>> No.35394267
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35394267

>>35394238
Chocolate milk comes from Ushi-Onis

>> No.35394268

>>35394238
I think vanilla is really cute.

>> No.35394273
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35394273

>>35394178
>>35394222
Try to suck an angel’s tit. It’s as easy as that. Unfortunately it results in a deadly counter she will immobilize you, force your mouth against her nipple and (You) to suck it twenty times in a row with high critical ratio.
It also may cause age regression.

>> No.35394310

>>35394173
she like to eat plants
>>35394188
nah, I'd say kraken milk

>> No.35394312

>>35394273
My desire for dairy is more important than my safety. Beastfeed counterattack or not, I'm sucking some angel teats.

>> No.35394316

The other Order nobility don't know I have an "elf breeding chamber" in my castle dungeon. Secret elf connoisseur.

>> No.35394324

>>35394267
mint chocolate comes from ushis

>> No.35394327
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35394327

>>35394267
Then she can expect me asking her for chocolate milkies.
>>35394268
All of them are. But maybe i'm just biased towards the cows a lot.

>> No.35394349

>>35394273
Angels aren't real. I can sin as much as I want and they won't swoop down and punish me for it because they aren't real.

>> No.35394352

men desire milk from monsters, this is very true

>> No.35394368
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35394368

Guys, it's no use. Monsters give me a boner. I just have to accept it.

>> No.35394372

>>35394273
ok, it just makes me harder
>>35394349
>t.angel

>> No.35394414

>>35394349
If you're trying to bait an angel to come down it's not gonna work. If you want the milk, you must ask nicely.

>> No.35394449
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35394449

Human males are made for giving monsters strong and healthy litters of 5 or even 6 pups at a time

>> No.35394459

>>35394449
Her pregnant belly would be quite large.

>> No.35394463
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35394463

>>35394182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMTZkpW_Fs

>> No.35394473

>>35394414
how do I commit a sin with milk?

>> No.35394483
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35394483

>>35394211
You heard me.

>> No.35394492

>>35394459
Some mamono can float with magic anyway. Like a dark mage for example.

>> No.35394502
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35394502

Why so much cow-posting and Xenoblade vibes recently? Not that I'm complaining.

>> No.35394514 [SPOILER] 
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35394514

>>35394449
Do you want a world overrun and overpopulated with cheshires?
Because that's how you get a world overrun and overpopulated with cheshires.

>> No.35394521

>>35394414
That Goddess actually purifies (You)r corruption with her milk

>> No.35394545

>>35394514
cheshires are an invasive species in my pant

>> No.35394561
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35394561

>>35394502
I post when I find some new picture I like, and I also post along with wherever the thread is going.
I love lolis too, but I'm not the kind of guy to go DUHH FUCK COWTITS AM I RIGHT FELLOW LOLICONS like come on.

>> No.35394568

>>35394449
Yes, they are
I however, am made for giving minos strong and healthy litter of 7 or 8 calves.

>> No.35394580

>>35394449
>5 or even 6 at a time
Have mercy on those poor Sabbath girls!

>> No.35394581

>>35394514
Cheshire not so tough after I put her in a sex dungeon with an anti-teleport field and make her my personal bound and blindfolded onahole.

>> No.35394590

>>35394414
Dear God,
I would like to drink some angel milk, I have been a good boy and have not sinned. Can I get her as my reward for being so loyal and never being swayed by monsters
Thanks,
Anon

>> No.35394617

>>35394238
Strawberry makes my knees weak and my pp hard

>> No.35394631

>>35394492
Would caress their pregnant, while they are floating.
>>35394617
Very breedable.

>> No.35394645

>>35394581
>Squirmy, desperate, horny, Cheshire sex-slave

I wonder if she'd break quickly and beg to be taken, or if she'd try to retain her smugness by being a bratty power-bottom.

>> No.35394667

>>35394631
She looks fun and flirty. I bet she'd bully me for being intimidated by her blonde good looks and her cute Texas cheerleader accent.

>> No.35394673

>>35394581
>dress yourself in bright green
>"It's time for your daily dose."

>> No.35394717
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35394717

>>35394667
She is. Also has knowledge in a few fun stuffs.

>> No.35394729

>>35394590
The first reward they usually give valued followers is a daily jar of angel milk. They get you addicted to the taste so you become more loyal and obedient to the church, finally sending in a milk angel to retrieve and personally reward you once you're completely purified (mindbroken) by the divine milk.

>> No.35394732
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35394732

>>35394673

>> No.35394740

>>35394368
I'm not sure if I love shortstacks or big breasted buff girls more

>> No.35394790
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35394790

>>35386121

>> No.35394799

>>35394790
Murmed.

>> No.35394819

>>35394790
fishe

>> No.35394858

>>35394729
Wouldn't it be easier just to send an angel immediately and have the follower drink from the tap until they're purified?

>> No.35394926

>>35394732
Biters get the smooch

>> No.35394973
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35394973

Dance, Magic Dance!

>> No.35394985 [DELETED] 
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35394985

Marry deliciously flat foxes!

>> No.35395002

>>35394645
Not sure if cheshire becomes more smug or less when turning into a broodmother. Either way that is the end goal. She won't be able to escape in that state.

>> No.35395020

>>35394985
Enjoy your extended vacation.

>> No.35395026

>>35394985
If I marry them, they won't be flat for long.

>> No.35395037

>>35394973
I wanna make the rest of a hobgob’s body match her tits turning her into the ultimate queen of the goblins

>> No.35395042

>>35394121
>Solarpunk
I like this

>> No.35395068

>>35395020
Thanks backseat tranny janny

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>>35394985

>> No.35395124
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35395124

> Everybody wants to fuck a cat~

>> No.35395129

>>35395124
A cat is fine too.

>> No.35395142

>>35395124
i don't

>> No.35395239
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35395239

>>35395142
You will

>> No.35395265
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35395265

>>35395239
You can't make me!

>> No.35395274
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35395274

>>35395265
My lawyer says otherwise

>> No.35395287

>>35395239
>tfw no rich thicc mommy cheshire sitting on my face

>> No.35395303
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35395303

>>35386121

>> No.35395341

>>35395287
why must you make me lust for that, I don't like cats, stop making them sound good

>> No.35395344
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>> No.35395364

>>35395303
Where is penguin-Shog from? If someone could provide sauce i would apprecaite it.

But while im here incase anyone has some good shog stories could you link them? Ive got a craving for qt3.14 eldritch "horrors".

>> No.35395420

>>35395341
Imagine her mommy cheshire giggle. She wants to spoil you lots. Now is her mansion in Wonderland or in the normal realm? or maybe both?

>> No.35395434

>>35395364
penguin is probably just a penguin and not a shog since shogs are often associated with Antarctica because the most famous novel that features them takes place in it

>> No.35395452

>>35395364
The original stories (from Lovecraft) have Shoggs in Antarctica. So there are penguins.

Also, there are giant penguins for that added amount of WTF.

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35395480

;_;

>> No.35395492
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35395492

>>35386121
You a horsefucker?

>> No.35395515

>>35395364
You've nor read At the Mountains of Madness?

>> No.35395518

>>35395420
>phases in and out of wonderland
>step out the door only to realise you're in the normal realm

>> No.35395540

>>35395492
Perhaps.

>> No.35395589

>>35395518
Mommy cheshire will drop by and take you home. Also now I remember cheshires wear heels. So now you can have your big booty mommy cheshire do the CLACK thing if that is your thing.

>> No.35395677

>>35395492
Only if she's a nightmare, unicorn or bicorn.

>> No.35395707

>>35395434
>>35395452
>>35395515
Fuck im dumb, didnt realise it refrenced Lovecraft. Cheers everyone

>> No.35395718

>>35392168
excuse me, what exactly is this dumb meme creature? I've seen it in exactly one (1) other place before and that didn't have any context either

>> No.35395733

>>35392209
WOMANLET DETECTED

>> No.35395734

>>35395589
holy fuck, her house is a maze and she likes seeing you run, and you know shes near when you hear the clack.
You're her perfect little rat in her maze. Destined to nut in her once she catches up

>> No.35395756

>>35395718
Star Dream Soul OS

>> No.35395761

>>35393829
>sex slave
uh, can I get a part-time option? I want to do other things, too

>> No.35395768

>>35395718
https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Nova

>> No.35395782

>>35393829
to a pent up, perverted old hag monster that wants to the things she seen in her thin books about raping and corrupting shotas

>> No.35395818
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35395818

Interesting new info on Shoggoth by KC.

According to KC, Kikkimoras see their husbands as "husband", while Shoggoths see them as "master"

キキーモラさんは「旦那様」でショゴスさんが「ご主人様」な脳内イメージ

As mentioned by >>35390282 master has a deeper meaning that is rooted in her soul:

ショゴスさんが夫を呼ぶ時の「ご主人様」は、単にメイドが主人を呼称するための言葉ではなく、もっと種の根底や魂に根付いたものといいますか、

心に決めた旦那様を奉仕種族としての自分から見た上位存在。つまり夫に対しては自身が仕えるべきクトゥルフの神格の様な認識も持っているという事でですね

Google translate is, as always, tricky. I am not sure it says that she sees her husband as a Cthulhu god. However, it is clear that she sees herself as having being decided by a higher existence that she is to serve her husband.
Though, it is unclear if the husband is recognized as "Cthulhu" or if it means that "Cthulhu" is the higher existence that has deemed that Shog should serve her husband.

The Shoggoth posting does not stop there and in reply to a comment, KC states (from what i could get from translate) has an love expression abyssal word for her husband, that has no equivalent in the human language and that if you try to translate it, you will not find a corresponding language:

きっと人間の言語に直そうとしても対応する言語が見つからない様な、深淵勢のどろどろの恋慕を煮詰めたかの様な愛の言葉です

Overall, I think it is very clear that Shoggoth blows Kikkimora out of the water in waifu level. And to be frank after reading all this, even I, a musclefag with zero interest on maid waifus is now horny over Shoggoth and think it would be very nice to have one as wife.

>> No.35395859

>>35395818
>KC states (from what i could get from translate) has an love expression abyssal word for her husband, that has no equivalent in the human language and that if you try to translate it, you will not find a corresponding language:
I imagine her saying that is like the brown note but it gives you a raging boner as soon as you hear it.

>> No.35395873

>>35395859
>The bone note is hypothesised
>Gremlins working night and day to create a device that produces a sound giving all males who hear it a raging boner

>> No.35395877
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35395877

>>35395782
Like a dark mage hag?

>> No.35395883
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35395883

>>35395818
Nice to see Shoggy getting some love from KC, but Kiki is still best Meido

>> No.35395895

>>35395877
Yes, just think of the different things she could to do you

>> No.35395897

>>35395873
>Recordings of shoggoths don't work (only works for their husband after all)

>> No.35395903
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>>35395877

>> No.35395917

>>35395873
Time to find the wet frequency in which all monsters who hear turn to ravenous rape machines until they are pregnant with 10 kids

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35395921

>>35395895
You want her to bring friends?

>> No.35395926

>>35395921
I want to go to the giant titty Gensokyo!

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>>35395921
It's a real coven.

>> No.35395936

>>35395782
>>35395877
>>35395921
Each casting production up on said shota's balls, then milking him in all kinds of ways.

>> No.35395940

>>35395921
I am fucked and will be milked

>> No.35395951

>>35395936
He will grow up thinking their cleavage is the correct hole when having sex!

>> No.35395966

>>35395921
>do my best powerstance in front of a group of hags
>"Uh, you don't get to bring friends"
>get instantly raped

>> No.35395969

>>35395951
Is it not? Is there any other place to put his member aside of their breasts, hands and thighs?

>> No.35395979

>>35395969
He is using their mouths as well! Oh no!

>> No.35395985

>>35390282
The very last sentence on the original post
>つまり夫に対しては自身が仕えるべきクトゥルフの神格の様な認識も持っているという事でですね
DeelpL translates it as:
>In other words, she recognizes her husband as a kind of Cthulhu deity that she should worship.
He isn't talking about literal cthulhu. That is how he says chaos monster or a being from the abyss. He has a bunch of older posts talking about chaos monsters how they get embarrassed by being seen having sex with their husband in his human form which use the phrase "cthulhu monsters" .

>> No.35395987
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35395987

>>35386121

>> No.35395991

>>35395966
They thought you were offering with that stance.

>> No.35395996

>>35395985
Meant for >>35395818

>> No.35395999

>>35395979
Impregnating their stomachs too. Flooding them with endless torrent of semen. Making those hags semenburp for hours.

>> No.35396002

>>35395921
massive mammaries dick squeezers

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35396005

>>35395897
Makes sense that it would be "personalized."

>> No.35396008

>>35395926
A dangerous place for an unclaimed man.

>> No.35396029

>>35395985
See
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322380845148065792
As an example of him using Cthulhu girl/monster just as a way just to refer to those breeds.

>> No.35396035

>>35395999
trips and them chaining you up, edging you, then them molesting you making you cum back to back, covering them in your semen

>> No.35396041

>>35396008
I'm going to scream how much I love onee-sans as soon as I get there.

>> No.35396051

>>35396035
Covering them so much spunk, they wouldn't be able to wash off the smell ever.

>> No.35396054
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35396054

I am chubby, would a Jinko still be attracted to me?

>> No.35396056

>>35396008
I am gonna yell at those hags that fresh meat is here and he is willing to do anything they want

>> No.35396083

>>35396054
yes

>> No.35396088

>>35396051
Them using you as a replacement for milk in their coffee and sucking you dry like a Capri sun, then casting revitalize over and over again until you lose consciousness

>> No.35396089

>>35396051
MGE talks about how they love the smell of their husband's essence, which is separate from semen itself, which is something only monsters can sense.
>Also, when their husband soils the clothing with semen, it can be easily washed off, and although this is so spirit energy glues persistently to it, and continues to remain no matter how many times they wash it. (The odor of semen completely disappears and only the sweet fragrance of spirit energy, which can also be considered the smell of their husband, lingers permanently, but it's only discernible by monsters.)

>> No.35396096

>>35396054
>Hey, hmm. You look like you would make a very delicious steak with that extra meat!
>Jinko then proceeds to hide and blush, calling herself an idiot and thinking she fucked up for using the pickup lines of her Hellhound friend.

>> No.35396105
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35396105

>>35386121

>> No.35396116

>>35395818
I love muscle and too and already like Shogs, beefy Shog would be a dream come true.

>> No.35396134

>>35396054
>Jinko hugs a chubby man
>"...soft..."
>Cuddles you like a teddy bear

>> No.35396138
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Well I do agree since humans are fragile they should all be glued to fairies' hips and let them manage their sexual frustration for the rest of their short lives.

>> No.35396142

>>35396054
They're not Salamanders, she'll be okay with protecting her thicc hubby if he can't fight.

>> No.35396163

>>35396138
>glued to fairies' hips
Doskoinpo vibes.

That's not a good thing

>> No.35396169

>>35396088
Seeing them bloated with my semen makes it kind of worth it, even if it's tiresome.
>>35396089
Hot.

>> No.35396218

>>35396041
Out in the wilderness means you can't know who's going to come get you. Could be a playful fairy, could be a tengu looking for research on human mating, could be a beast youkai, or maybe a shrine maiden.

>> No.35396233

>>35396089
Hot.

My waifu certainly has a fetish for making me ruin my clothes (often as payback for when I get her to wear embarrassingly cute outfits).

>> No.35396240

>>35396218
Give me the gap and fox hag!

>> No.35396246

>>35396054
>>35396134
>Jinko won't let you loose weight, because she likes her teddy bear husband.
>Says, she is no longer scared of thunder, while you're by her side, but still hugs you really strong, whenever one strikes in very close.

>> No.35396264
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35396264

>>35396008
>>35395926
How do i encounter a cute cow youkai? Should i tell them, how good i'm at milking cows?

>> No.35396319
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35396319

>>35396264
Go to the Sanzu River.

>> No.35396343
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35396343

>>35396319
Is that all? I don't need to declare how much i love breast milk or cows?

>> No.35396351

>>35396319
Dangerously smug. My instincts are telling me to run before she makes me splurt my brains out through my cock, right between her fat tits that won't let a single drop of cum escape.

>> No.35396370

>>35396246
>Jinko makes you biiiiiig meals to keep her hubby nice and plush
>Prefers cuddlefucking to Amazoning

>> No.35396380

>>35396343
I don't know much about ushi-oni, Anon.

>> No.35396404

>>35396370
>"Ah. I'm full."
>Jinko shove down the rest of the meal, telling you not to waste a single bite. She somehow calculated out, how much food she needs to make, to keep you welfed.
>Loves to snuggle her face against your full belly.

>> No.35396432

>>35396218
Just gonna fall asleep and see who takes me
>>35396351
don't worry, you have much brains anyhow

>> No.35396433
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35396433

>>35396380
Well i just try to find her in my way.

>> No.35396445
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35396445

I reloaded a save I had to show the rematch with the Goddess and what happens if you are brave/dumb enough to try to suck her nipple. I missed some of the tons of motherly hits she lands for that and captured a bit of the defeat scene but it's all incomplete. Tried to censor it so I don't get banned.
For anyone interested here it is

>> No.35396454

>>35396404
>Jinko chuffs as she feels her husband's softness

>> No.35396458

>>35396370
>>35396404
This is getting bizarrely hot. And I say that as a scrawny manlet.

>> No.35396460

>>35396319
damn them zipangese holsts really have fat tiddies

>> No.35396471

>>35396458
your body is telling you something, skelly

>> No.35396488

>>35396458
Maybe one day, you will find your own chubby chaser Jinko.
>>35396454
>Patting Jinko's head, while she is hugging the belly.

>> No.35396546
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>>35386121

>> No.35396581

>>35396488
Chef Jinko is adorable.

>> No.35396608

>>35396581
Buy her a bigger cook's hat.

>> No.35396633

>>35396608
I'd buy her the BIGGEST chefs hat.

>> No.35396638

>>35390282
>>35395818
Ancient Evil shogs are dangerous, creating entire cults around their beloved master.

>> No.35396676

>>35396638
think of a shogs prophecy that state that you were born to be her mastah and of her sisters

>> No.35396687

>>35396638
50 thousand gold a year in charity work.

>> No.35396720

>>35396471
I'm very self-conscious about my size. I know more than exercise that the biggest thing holding me back is my diet. I don't eat nearly enough.
Due to a combination of biochemical and psychological issues, I don't get hungry and often struggle to prepare and consume a sufficient amount of food.

My quality of life would greatly improve if I had a wife or girlfriend that heavily insists on cooking meals for me and making sure I eat it all.

Proper sleep and exercise would naturally follow, but the food is the first thing.

>> No.35396724
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35396724

What if you just skip all the formalities and go DAMN IT SHOGGY I JUST WANNA FUCK YOUR GOOEY WET TITS TILL THEY SQUELCH AND SUCK AND MILK ME DRY I LOVE YOU

>> No.35396753

>>35396720
ok

>> No.35396763

>>35396724
a gasp, as shoggy found the chosen one

>> No.35396765

>>35396638
i know shogs usually take relationships pretty quickly but it'd be cute to have shog make various rituals, offerings and sacrifices to you trying to gain your attention and seek your approval as a jank courtship method.

>> No.35396777

>cooling yourself by licking a loli Tsurara-Onna's icicles
>cooling your face on her belly and thighs
>cooling your dick in her ass

>> No.35396792

>>35396096
That sounds more like something a manticore would say.

>> No.35396796

>>35396777
>getting your tongue stuck on her nipple or in her cunny.

>> No.35396813

>>35396796
>having to the er with a loli hanging by her cunny off your tongue

>> No.35396817

I'm going to harass the local lizardman by pulling on her tail and running away.

>> No.35396826

>>35396581
>Master Chef Jinko's nightmare is her hubby becoming a thin muscle man.
>Waking up covered in sweat, massaging his man's belly and then calms down. "Yep, he is still a softie."

>> No.35396882

>>35396817
>t. man tail slammed by a fat tailed lizard girl

>> No.35396890

>>35396792
Manticore wouldn't be embarrassed by this.

>> No.35396898

>>35396882
Why do you think I'm bullying her? Her tail is too thin to do a proper slam attack.

>> No.35396901
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>>35395926
D'ya now?

>> No.35396916

>>35396901
Yes and I want the millienum maiden hag that lives with the frog god

>> No.35396919

>>35396826
>Jinko insists that her husband must do NO physical labor.
>>35396901
Is this human Shrine Maiden secretly a cow?

>> No.35396933

>>35396919
Even the humans have big breasts in giant titty Gensokyo.

>> No.35396940
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>>35396916
Do not bully Kanako.

>> No.35396956
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35396956

>>35396919
Shrine Maiden got buffed.
Also
>Jinko handcuffs her husband to his gaming chair, if he does try to do lifting and workout.

>> No.35396960

>>35396940
but it is so fun to tease her, I would be the first man that ever talked to her in 1000 years. I can't help it

>> No.35396998
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35396998

>>35386121

>> No.35397004

>>35396956
a compromise, hubby becomes strong fat, He is both strong and chubby

>> No.35397019

>>35396998
Fluff.
>>35397004
You gotta talk that out with Jinko.

>> No.35397040
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>> No.35397048

>>35397040
this is very cute

>> No.35397064

>>35397019
All you gotta tell her is bearmode

>> No.35397071

>>35396956
>Jinko not wanting chubby hubby to go bear mode
It’s like she doesn’t want to be princess carried to the bedroom after anon decides he wants her for dinner

>> No.35397074

I want to challenge a lizard girl to a duel at high noon, and then never show up!

>> No.35397084

I've got a lot of questions about how skeleton girl creation is done. Do you need a complete skeleton to resurrect them? If you need a complete skeleton, can you use other bones to fill in the ones you're missing? If there are additional bones in the pile being animated, do they get added to the skeleton? What about inanimate objects inside the pile?

>> No.35397089
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35397089

>>35395239
Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
An' I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

>> No.35397104
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35397104

>>35386121

>> No.35397115

>>35397104
HUH.

>> No.35397117

>>35397064
>>35397071
She is just a dummy, so she thinks that people can't be strong fat.

>> No.35397131

>>35396796
Imagine showing up at the hospital carrying the loli Tsurara with her almost flat breast stuck in your mouth, and the Lich receptionist comments "hot weather today, eh" in a completely deadpan voice and points to a seat next to all the other men with their faces stuck on ice girls.

>> No.35397156

>>35396813
>>35397131
Just your average day at hospital.

>> No.35397157

>>35397117
time to pull some strongman competitons to show her what I mean

>> No.35397165

>>35397084
>Do you need a complete skeleton to resurrect them?
No, but it is pretty cruel to create a girl without a leg or something else important. Maybe the mana used to create them replaces missing bones.
>If you need a complete skeleton, can you use other bones to fill in the ones you're missing?
Probably, but they will likely be changed during the process so they fit with the body.
>If there are additional bones in the pile being animated, do they get added to the skeleton?
You could modify the ritual so it uses the extra bones, but if it's something like a dog skeleton and human skeleton in a pile the dog one will probably be broken down into material for the skeleton instead of being implemented into the body a skeleton werewolf does sound like a silly concept.
>What about inanimate objects inside the pile?
Probably ignored during creation, but that won't stop them from using the stuff once their construction is complete. Bonewheels are still an option if that's what you're hinting at.

>> No.35397167

>>35397156
I bet on valentines that many men got stuck in their wives due to how hard they thrust

>> No.35397172

>>35388264
Yeah, I suppose that's a good point. They're more or less just stealing the skin.

>> No.35397186

>>35397165
>spoiler
Skeleton werewolf can't help chewing on herself when nobody is looking.

>> No.35397198

>>35397157
She will be horny at the thought of his hubby becoming strong fat, but also scared that they may actually lose weight.
>>35397167
Yep. Most of the fire types monster girl are overworking on those days, even picking up some temporary for the week.

>> No.35397201

>>35388503
Mug's Hug and Fug
Formerly Rang's

>> No.35397211

>>35397084
bit of an insane question, but if you add extra bones, like 2 femurs and calves for thiccer legs, will you get what you desire, or a Frankenstein lumpy
Because holy shit if i could get 2 extra arms with this procedure I fucking would

>> No.35397231

>>35397211
think of using bigger bones for bigger arms for bigger headpats

>> No.35397240

>>35397084
Why don't you ask KC these questions and get actual answers instead of asking anons who have no say in how things work in MGE

>> No.35397259

>>35397240
no hable Japanese senorita
thats like my only issue, if I could speak it i would ask KC myself

>> No.35397264
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35397264

>>35396960
Moriya Shrine will become Spaghetti Shrine at this rate.

>> No.35397274

>>35397264
I would do it then ask her out on a date, bet she would just blue screen at that point

>> No.35397294

>>35396445
I resign to our angels overladies!

>> No.35397345
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35397345

>>35397274
Let's go.

>> No.35397397
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>>35397345
STICK WIENER IN SNAKE

>> No.35397461
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>>35386121

>> No.35397465

>>35397345
>>35397397
I love my snake goddess hag wife, she is so cute and bulliable

>> No.35397532
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35397532

>>35386121

>> No.35397625

>>35397461
>walk into a room with these four
>scream at top of your lungs "WELL FUCK ME THEN I WANT TO BE RAPED BY TENTACLES REALLY BAD RIGHT ABOUT NOW"
what happens

>> No.35397629

I am slave to monster pussy and I am proud to say that

>> No.35397669

>>35397532
I want to play with a Wonderworms little feet toes

>> No.35397696

what monster makes for the best wingwoman?

>> No.35397703

>>35397669
i wonder if they are ticklish?

>> No.35397704

>>35397532
>"What are we looking at?"
>"No idea." Hits pipe.

>> No.35397712

>>35397696
>tfw no lizard WSO

>> No.35397770

>>35397712
>bullying your Weapon System Monster by constantly pulling 16g manoeuvrers

>> No.35397787

>tfw no huge monster gf to call you a manlet and bullies you into fucking her

>> No.35397824
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35397824

Sadistic succs

>> No.35397861

>>35397696
>>35397770
this is why you get an automaton co-pilot
>completely immune to g-forces
>will probably chastise you for pulling such a dangerous stunt when flares would have sufficed

>> No.35397896

>>35397861
>automaton IS the plane

>> No.35397910

>>35397896
>>35397861
still gonna do and gonna get the nickname of sky king

>> No.35397930

>>35397696
>proving to your Amazon wingwoman you've got what it takes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XH25Eis8XU

>> No.35398011

>>35397896
what's the point of the human pilot then?

>> No.35398028
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35398028

>>35397696
The one with the biggest wings

>> No.35398047

>>35398011
IDK they just refused to take off without one

>> No.35398057
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35398057

>>35386121

>> No.35398061

>>35398028
how's she gonna fit in the cockpit with those?

>> No.35398083

>>35398011
>protocol 1: link to pilot

>> No.35398085
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35398085

The best way to fuck automatons is to wait for them to go to 1% power then mating press and shooting your load inside her as she desperately locks her legs around you eager for every ounce of mana

>> No.35398107

>>35397896
I'd imagine aerial combat automatons feel left out. Nobody cares for slim profile units, they prefer the broodmother models and powerloader models.

>> No.35398110

>>35397696
real question is who's AWACS?

>> No.35398211

>>35398061
She is the plane

>> No.35398248

>>35397910
>anons fancy flying attracts the attention of various ace squadrons

>> No.35398251
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35398251

>>35398085
Preaching to the choir my friend

>> No.35398276
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35398276

>>35398110
Sky Eye

>> No.35398293

Which monster is strong enough to split to flat lego pieces stuck together?

>> No.35398355

>>35398276
>chatter is just an endless stream of insults
>whole squadron trusts her with their lives

>> No.35398391

>>35398248
gonna be the madlad who jumps out of his cockpit and jumps on the other planes as I run towards my planes open cock pit and flys off

>> No.35398400

>>35393176
>>35393241
This feels like the kind of place that if you visited, you'd be much taller than the locals and you'd find them all staring at you wherever you went.

>> No.35398480

>>35398276
online marriage proposal to Gazer!

>> No.35398502

>>35398276
>Boomer gazer attempts eye magic through video chat
>Is confused why it's not working
>Just nervously continues staring at the screen

>> No.35398536

>>35398248
>United Desert Kingdoms 20th Air Division "Jackal"
>Dragonian First-and-Only Tactical Air Wing "Ddraig"
>Zipangese 81st Aviation Regiment "Yokai"

>> No.35398565

>>35398502
i would play along as to not break her heart

>> No.35398664
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35398664

>>35398565
That can be dangerous if she knows a thing or two about proper hypnosis.

Dangerous or very pleasant...

>> No.35398675
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35398675

Can Shogs change their body to become tall and muscular?

>> No.35398710

>>35398675
Shogs can be of any shape and size, even impossible ones.

>> No.35398722

>>35398536
>Order Air Force is horribly under equipped with 50 year-old planes
>pilots constantly have to bail out over monster territory

>> No.35398742

>>35398722
>civilian monsters tuning into military comms to go "husband hunting" after a dogfight

>> No.35398745
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35398745

Is your waifu good at vidya, or is she easy prey?

>> No.35398767
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35398767

Is it normal for Yetis to be this huge?

>> No.35398784 [SPOILER] 
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35398784

>>35398710
>tell your shog you want to fuck her inside out
>she forms a mobius strip in her abdomen

>> No.35398793
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>>35398745

>> No.35398795
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35398795

How many wolves would you accept anon and why is it a whole pack?

>> No.35398800

>>35398536
>perfectly synchronized automaton squadron
>gremlin squadron with custom planes
>dhampir squadron with only the most chunni of paint jobs
>all seeking to prove they can best ace anon

>> No.35398811

>>35398722
>>35398742
I would use a red biplane and be their red baron

>> No.35398817

>>35398793
She's thinking about a lot of things. Gazer is not limited to focusing one one thing at a time.

A natural perk of being able to keep up with all of those eyes.

>> No.35398829

>>35398276
<<sorry, but I'm going to eat while I work>>

>> No.35398837

>>35398811
He used a triplane, right?

>> No.35398839

>>35398745
One streams
The other just plays comfy city builders And crusader kings

>> No.35398849

>>353988000
ace anon is drifting in the sky while dunking on these fools

>> No.35398867

>>35398767
I hope so.

>> No.35398869

>>35398837
yeah, he did but Imma drift on these fools with a tricked out one

>> No.35398931

>>35398745
She easy prey cause her hands keep breaking the controllers and are too small for her hands

>> No.35398944

>>35398784
>put dick inside Mobius Shog
>dick loops all the way around and emerges from her tummy pointing at you
>put dick inside Klein Shog
>dick warps inside itself and you can't pull out
The lesson learned here is don't fuck around with non-orientable Shogs

>> No.35398956

>>35398795
In my base state, I'd have no choice but to be the fucktoy of the whole pack. In my awakened state, I'd have no desire to be anything less than the leader of the whole pack

>> No.35398973

>>35398536
>>35398800
>kiki ace ranting how you ruined her crisp white sheets

>> No.35398998

>>35398973
how did she, hmmmm?

>> No.35399056

all human boys are sluts for big ______

>> No.35399081

>>35399056
Wives

>> No.35399084
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>>35399056
Hounds of course

>> No.35399106
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>>35399056
Smiles

>> No.35399108
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>>35399056
meaty monsters

>> No.35399113
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>>35399056
Black dogs

>> No.35399124

>>35399056
cunnies!

>> No.35399169

>>35399056
hearts

>> No.35399180

Haha imagine if there was a downpour and a human boy would be forced to wear nothing but the shirt of a BEEGer monster girl. And her natural scent covered his entire body ahahaha.

>> No.35399191
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>>35399056
blue loli ass

>> No.35399198

>>35399106
Gazers do have a nice toothy grin.

>> No.35399199

>>35399180
someone's horny

>> No.35399209
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Given how they are stated to be quiet and submissive, what would a Shog do if her husband ordered her to take him by force and rape him like if she was the most vicious Hellhound angrily raping the vilest if sluts?

>> No.35399211

>>35399180
>guy stands out in the rain
>"Oh no, I don't have an umbrella... if only there was a kind monster girl around to help me out."
>sandworm pulls him underground

>> No.35399216

>>35399211
>his rain boots fly from the hole
> they land perfectly upright

>> No.35399230

>>35399209
She will comply. Some mastahs need dom shogs to relieve stress. I bet shog aftercare is really nice.

>> No.35399234
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35399234

Why are vampires such sluts?

>> No.35399239
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>> No.35399257
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>>35399239
mmmm goop.

>> No.35399278

>>35399239
Who's the artist yandex is failing me here. I know he drew the spooky boogie too

>> No.35399293

>>35399239
>shoggy think she finally has mastah where she wants him
>he proceeds to drink it out of the teapot cause he thinks thats the "tap"
>shoggy can only pout cause the teapot isnt even a shog pot yet

>> No.35399311

>>35399293
>Teapot used to serve master's drink isn't made of shog yet
She better have a good excuse like it's a family heirloom or something else otherwise she's going back to maid school

>> No.35399315

>>35399239
is it from the tits or from her fountain of youth?

>> No.35399343
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>> No.35399344

>>35399315
yes

>> No.35399353
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35399353

>>35386121

>> No.35399359

>>35399344
what, does she have tit pussies?

>> No.35399362

>>35399311
Be nice to her, its her first day on the job. She spent her time and energy perfecting (and failing) her "seductive maid" act for her master!

>> No.35399368

>Wow! This is a strange little cobra statue… I sure hope it’s not actually a magical tracking device that alerts a muscular temple guard apophis to my location after I take it back to my room!

>> No.35399370

>>35399353
that looks like a nasty fall

>> No.35399398

>>35399368
>ends up a shortstack apophis

>> No.35399400

>>35399370
Yeah, it looks like she took a lot of force on her elbow. Damn, now I'm pissed, who gets off on someone possibly having to deal with cubital tunnel syndrome?

>> No.35399405
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35399405

>>35399368
You're right it isn't a magical tracking device but cursed snake statue that'll bite the first girl who touches it turning her into an apophis

>> No.35399427

>>35399405
>anons room
>a girl
and another 3000 years it rests

>> No.35399436

>>35399405
>not a statue that turns into a apophis when you arn't looking
your gonna have a surprise guest in your bed in the morning

>> No.35399443

>>35399405
sounds more like a medusa thing with a statue and all

>> No.35399451

>>35399443
huh?

>> No.35399481

>>35399451
if it was instead some sort of petrified snake familiar instead of a sculpted statue. sounds like something up a gorgons alley.

>> No.35399493

>>35399427
I see you're forgetting about mom

>> No.35399498
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35399498

>>35399056
Muscles

>> No.35399502

>>35399498
her hips are more than twice as wide as his shoulders
imagine

>> No.35399508

>>35399493
I don't think anon's mum would risk touching strange statues her son has brought home

>> No.35399518

>>35399508
you never know, that snake could wake up when they are asleep and turn her in her sleep

>> No.35399521

>>35399498
Any tall monsters with horns are made to be grabbed by them and then pulled into a deep kiss. Doesn't matter the species just grab them and kiss

>> No.35399533

>>35399502
They're made for big pregnancies.

>> No.35399543

>>35399502
someones visiting the er for sure, and he will have a big shit eating grin as he enters

>> No.35399554

>>35398795
Because why stop at just one big wolf wife when I could have four big wolf wives.

>> No.35399572

>>35399521
>big monster comes up to anon, ready to make him her boytoy
>he surprises her by grabbing her horns and giving her the most passionate kiss
>now she's a blushing, flustered mess

>> No.35399590

As soon as portals open, I'm going on a quest to find a monster that is twice my size and make out with her.

>> No.35399598

>>35399590
how would you make your entrance going into the portal?

>> No.35399604

>>35386183
Even though there are foxes of all shapes and sizes being posted all the time in these threads, this fox is the only one I wouldn't be able to resist.

>> No.35399619
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35399619

>>35398795
this seems like a good starting point

>> No.35399625

>>35399598
I'd be too tunnel-visioned on finding my target to put on a show. May even try to sneak past the monsters that are lined up and exiting from the portal so I can have the drop on her.

>> No.35399632

>>35399590
I'm going on a quest to find the rare albino Ushi.

>> No.35399643

>>35399619
You just know the shortest one there is the most malicious of the group. Don't lower your guard for a second when you're with her!

>> No.35399645

>>35399590
I'm going to go there and play matchmaker, prankster style, also see If I can turned into a shota so I get busy with my big hag wife

>> No.35399652
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35399652

>>35399590
Based

>> No.35399667

>>35399590
I am going on a hag quest, pissing off the most monster hags as possible so I can get raped by them

>> No.35399680

>>35399590
Choose your target wisely. Some big girls may just be big from bulk and have little magic ability, but the magical big girls will to reverse that kiss into a curse and make you a slave to the pleasure.

>> No.35399686

>>35399278
It's this guy
https://www.deviantart.com/hooksnfangs/art/Bogey-Hugs-870176615
But I don't see the shog on his DA.

>> No.35399695
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35399695

Which MGs would get off and orgasm from giving you a really good spanking?

>> No.35399696

>>35399680
I am gonna bully magicial big girls

>> No.35399710

>>35399056
Elves

>> No.35399741

>>35399695
Any angel
Cheshire

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35399786

>>35387313

>> No.35399820

>>35399786
the gappy has been filled

>> No.35399854

>>35399741
any angel that gets off spanking you is not a real range;

>> No.35399876

>>35399854
*angel

>> No.35399923

>>35399695

Fuck, can you guys imagine how fucking horny a Shoggoth would be after spanking you with a paddle made from her?

>> No.35399988

>>35399923
I have a harder time imagining a shog that isn't horny at all times

>> No.35400017
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>> No.35400030

>>35400017
a fox would never do this, I'm literally shaking and crying rn

>> No.35400031
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35400031

>>35399988

>> No.35400035

>>35400017
I don't trust condoms given out by a fox

>> No.35400039

>>35400031
go ahead
ideas are bulletproof

>> No.35400041

>>35400031
Angel-san please calm down!

>> No.35400052

>>35400017
Foxes are really dangerous and horrible...
They really can rape human men.

>> No.35400055
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35400055

>>35400035
Shut up and use it fag she won't get pregnant and rope you into raising a family with her don't be so paranoid okay

>> No.35400058

>>35400031
would she still shoot it me if im horny for her?

>> No.35400061

>>35400035
>condom works as intended but curses you by making you large enough to bust it when you got it halfway on your dick

>> No.35400080

>>35400030
it's a brand you can trust

>> No.35400087

>>35400031
hey I got a ant anit horny rifle in my pants, ya wanna see it, angel-chan?

>> No.35400095

>>35400087
>a ant anit horny rifle
stop

>> No.35400120

>>35400087
>>35400095
fuck meant an anti-anti horny rifle in my pants

>> No.35400151 [SPOILER] 
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35400151

>>35400058

>> No.35400152

>>35400080
so the condom breaks on insertion into fox pussy?

>> No.35400159

>>35399854
>>35399876
It’s just purifying you from your sins. Totally legal by angel law

>> No.35400182

>>35400151
cupids are scary and that's good

>> No.35400184

>>35399854
>>35399876
You don't know that, assuming things about angels is a sin.

>> No.35400189

>>35400151
I read that in the singing voice of Crested Ibis from kf

>> No.35400192

>>35400159
then why does she get aroused from it like a sexual deviant?

>> No.35400205

>>35400151
silly cupid, it's not rape if i give my consent

>> No.35400209

>>35400031
>cupid surprised by how much better a sniper rifle is than a regular bow for delivering her love arrows from afar

>> No.35400215

>>35400151
you a tiny womanlet, come back when you are bigger

>> No.35400222

>>35400209
thats an antitank rifle of some sort

>> No.35400257

>>35400184
wha ya gonna do, spank me?

>> No.35400344

>>35400192
Justice feels good

>> No.35400393

>>35400222
A Lahti L39, to be exact.

>> No.35400411

>>35399368
It’s me again, I’m putting the statue in a glass jar…

>> No.35400503

>>35395818
Shogs are on top, while Kikis keep losing. What else is new?

>> No.35400691

>>35398745
I want to chug the anubis piss bottle

>> No.35400811

>>35398767
Yetis should always be big spoon, they can't stand being little spoon

>> No.35400814
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35400814

>>35400691
I think that's just mountain dew.

>> No.35400828

>>35400814
I'm pretty sure the piss bottle is the better choice there.

>> No.35400831

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the cakes alone at a bar on a friday night.
They tend to get more....'personal' than normal

>> No.35400851
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35400851

>>35400828
Anubis is a cultured sophisticated wan, she wouldn't pee in a bottle.

>> No.35400866

[MANTICORES] ARE [THE BEST CATS*] IN THE WHOLE WORLD

*Manticores, due to their being as Chimera mamono have dubious felinicity

>> No.35400890

>>35400866
>The council of Cat-mamo will give you the title of feline but not the rank of big cat.

>> No.35400905
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35400905

>>35386121

>> No.35400934
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35400934

>>35400866
They are part lion, that's cat enough for me.

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