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So /jp/, I was just talking with my friend about how, were I to end up in Gensokyo, I'd either be an old man and unable to enjoy or I'd get ripped to shreds almost immediately. So that ended up turning into me wondering if I'd rather be gored to death by Suika, Yuugi, or Keine, or if I'd rather be strangled to death with my own intestines by Yuka.
Is there something wrong with me, /jp/? I also loved Saya and find guro absolutely hilarious.

>> No.3541286

>>3541279
sounds like you'll fit right in

>> No.3541284

ZUN retconned all that - in Gensokyo, youkai and humans co-exist happily, no one dies, and all is well.

HAPPY LIGHT = Canon.

>> No.3541289

the youkai of today generally leave most humans alone. even a weak, helpless old man could more than likely live a peaceful life.

>> No.3541287

inb4 Cool story bro.

>> No.3541291

How about you hang yourself with your own intestines.

>> No.3541305

Humans and youkai had signed a pact to leave each other alone.Uless you are a miko responsible for exterminating trouble making youkai or a magician looking for good rape time, you would be fine.

>> No.3541306

Youkai are pretty easy to deal with, anyways.

>> No.3541307

>>3541284
What about Rumia eating people?

>>3541291
But if I do, I'll never get to be strangled in Gensokyo instead. Where's the fun in that?

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>>3541291

Hanging yourself by your entrails is overrated and schlocky. He should instead jump anus-first onto a sharpened wooden pole about six foot long.

>> No.3541311

I don't think you have any friends, OP.

>> No.3541313

>>3541307

>What about Rumia eating people?

Retconned. Rumia is canonically nearly harmless now. She's subject to all kinds of abuse.

>> No.3541323

>>3541309
I like how you think, it's like a modern day staking, Vlad would be proud.

>>3541313
That's good, she's one of the few Touhous I don't favor too much.

>> No.3541331

>>3541323

Amongst the fans, there is speculation that removing Rumia's hair-ribbon turns her into a much older, much more powerful youkai, but I doubt it.

By that logic, Reimu should become The Incredible Hulk when someone pulls her hair ribbon off.

>> No.3541334

>>3541284
>>3541313
I can almost taste the smoldering resentment.

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Quick semi-related question: What are western-style vampires called in Japan, assuming they call them anything but 'vampires'? I mean, have they assimilated the creature type enough to give it a name of its own, or would they fall under Youkai, or lumped into some other mythical monster category?

Pic related.

>> No.3541353

>>3541331
Raymoo smash, I kinda like it. Isn't there also some kind of theory that Rumia's is Flandre in a weakened form due to the ribbon? That one's even more pointless, but even the Ex-Rumia is pretty dull too.

>> No.3541357

>>3541348

Why is she trying to cut an ethernet line with a lobster?

>> No.3541363

>>3541348

Either loan-wording vampire or "吸血鬼/kyuuketsuki", trns. "blood-sucking demon".

>> No.3541365

>>3541353

Yeah, now that I have come to consider it, the idea of Reimu becoming HUGE and having HUGE GUTS and RAYMOO SMASHing things...it's both awesome and epic and I demand someone write a fanfic or draw a doujin about it.

Also, while we're on the Fan Crackpot Theories...

-Sakuya is Young Eirin IN DISGUISE

-Okuu is Reimu's evil twin sister with wings

>> No.3541370

>>3541365

Suwako's hat is also a separate entity.

>> No.3541376

>>3541370

-Yuugi's horn is actually a Party Hat

>> No.3541387

>>3541365
Don't forget that Alice is a spiteful Marisa from the future.

Shinki is Alice's mom and RAYMOO SMASH murdered her.

>> No.3541393

>>3541365

Maribel is the manifestation of Yukari when she's sleeping

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>>3541365

>-Sakuya is Young Eirin IN DISGUISE

Hey, I was the first one to put that into words.

And it's not a "disguise".

The way it works is that her time-stopping power amplifies and evolves to time reversal, where she goes to the past to found lunarian society under the name Yagokoro Eirin. She later instills her time-manipulation in a young princess where it further mutates into the time-dominating power of Ephemeral and Eternal.

>> No.3541405

>>3541397
So what happens to Remilia to make Sakuya abandon her?

>> No.3541408

>>3541405
sakuya is injured outside, Remilia sacrifices herself in the sunlight to save Sakuya.

>> No.3541412

>>3541405

It's not really abandonment, as Eirin will come to serve Remilia the minute after Sakuya time-warps back.

>> No.3541413

>>3541405

Reimu eventually HAS HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING VAMPIRES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING GENSOKYO, so she kills Flan and Remi out of hand.

Fans everywhere rejoice as the two least interesting characters ever disappear. Sakuya leaves.

>> No.3541422

>>3541413
Who're the most interesting characters? I like Remilia and all, but I still don't understand why I love Wriggle so much.

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>>3541413

>2 least interesting characters

Riiight.

>> No.3541428

>>3541413
You're just jealous, Arc.

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>>3541422

Why, Cirno is the most interesting character, of course.

Closely tied by Wriggle, Mystia, and Mokou.

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>>3541422

Kaguya and Mokou, if arguments in /jp/ mean anything.

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>>3541422

Because Wriggle is the best.

>> No.3541435

>>3541424

Are you insinuating that Kaguya is uninteresting?

She's a cultural icon and a royal figure to boot. I don't follow you here.

>> No.3541441

>>3541435

I'm just saying she's not a very neet character.

>> No.3541447

Oh, I almost forgot.

Interesting character - Yuuka Kazami.

She seems to appeal to the guro/mutilation fans, the youkai moe~ fans, the fans who enjoy dirty talking/belittlement/humiliation in public, being dominated by older women, foot fetish fans, and of course the ever-present breast-fetishists.

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>>3541424

Who made Kaguya look happy? She's supposed to look ostensibly aroused.

>> No.3541449

>>3541435
Arc, are you trying to make me add "insinuat" and "infer" to my word filters?

>> No.3541463

>>3541429
Mokou's a pretty cool dude, but she's nothing against Gigai, he is a homo firebird afterall.
If Wriggle and other bugs omit information that they don't need anymore, then is it useless to fall in love with her?
I've got a fondness for Mystia and Chiruno, but Suwako's more adorable and isn't so cold to others.

>> No.3541472

>>3541447
I like Yuka for the guro and youkai moe~, impartial to the footjobs, and not a fan of the rest. I would say she's an exception to "smaller boobs are better."

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>>3541463

>cirno
>cold to others

pfffpfpfpfff-

I see what you did there.

Anyway, have some Yuuka. I don't consider myself a large fan of hers, partly because I do not see the appeal in having her stocking-clad feet in my face.

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3541488

Yuuka seems to be portrayed as an ultra-violent, sadistic version of Yukari - old, extremely powerful youkai with tits and a penchant for footjobs.

While Yukari is a silly old grandmother to some, Yuuka can and will kill you out of hand for no good reason, or so it seems.

>> No.3541494

>>3541472
>>3541474
>>3541488
Yuuka is normally portrayed as being gentle (but failing to communicate) with children.

>> No.3541500

>>3541474
I blame the green hair, just as how I like it on Wriggle. As for that picture, thanks but not thanks, the tumors are too big, I'm picky even with her. I prefer my OP pic, she's more alluring there as opposed to in yours.

>> No.3541510

>>3541494
I forgot about that. Now that I think about it, playing Touhou Mother helped to make me like Yuka more, especially because of how she treated Claus and Lucas.

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>>3541500

Tumors, eh?

>> No.3541518
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3541518

Look at all those old women.

I feel like I'm in a nursing home.

>> No.3541522

>>3541518
Yuka's foot is backwards.

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>>3541488
Lived too long, ufufu~

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>>3541512
Indeed, tumors. Wriggle-sized is superior, even if slightly non-existent.

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>>3541535

Ooh, I see.

>> No.3541572

>>3541518
Well played.

Except technically, doctors/pharmaceutics aren't nurses.

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>>3541564
Initiating counterattack with one delicious loli and her subpar Extra boss sister.

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>>3541618

Fascinating.

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>>3541623
Why hasn't her back broken with such large tumors growing from her? Better yet, who would let them go unattended for so long?

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>>3541644

Yukari has to sleep. She hadn't the time for such things.

>> No.3541663

>>3541510

So she's a shotacon?

>> No.3541670

>>3541510
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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>>3541658
Well, couldn't she just use her boundaries to fix them or something?

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>>3541644
tumors?

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yuka would tell me to just go away.

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>>3541703
Tumors, see example.
Left is perfect.
Middle is acceptable.
Right is tumors.

>> No.3541767

>>3541663
Not just a shotacon. They actually call her Miss Shotakon and have no idea what it means.

I find female pedophiles to be adorable and that certainly also made me like Yuka more. But that just further increases her similarities to Shikieiki, since the sequel to "Too Lewd" h-doujin is what got me to like her in the first place.

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Wriggle is a lucky little boy.

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>> No.3541875

>>3541828
Yeah. I wouldn't mind being in his place.

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>>3541730
Reimu is not a teenager. She is a kid just like Suika. Here's a comparison with Sanae.

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I bet Yuka's hair smells nice...

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If I entered Gensokyo, I would immediately be a youkai magician. I would proceed with my studies.

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Guro makes me feel good and relaxed. I like it.

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