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SNIIIIIIFFF

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>> No.35438279
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Give your plush toys plenty of cuddles

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>>35438279
What about dolls?

>> No.35438319 [SPOILER] 
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Sorry for not posting for a while again, hope this makes up for it. Remember to keep your hellwan nice and tidy.

>> No.35438319,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/abcs-the-bachelorette-season-17-episode-4-full-show/c/TMgQ-zPc8Tc
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https://groups.google.com/g/the-bachelorette-2021-season-17-episode-4-promo/c/Krid4V0PrhA
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>>35438319
And with that, its time for me to go get some sleep. I'll see you guys if the thread is still up by the time I wake up.
You have been visited by the sleepy hellwan of naps etc etc

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>>35438319
I thought they liked looking wild and unkempt

>> No.35438426

>>35438319
Those are some fine hellhound titties.

>> No.35438434

>>35438409
You got a sauce or link to the uncensored?

>> No.35438439

>>35438409
The dog is aggressive!

>> No.35438640

>>35438319
Awesome

>> No.35438647
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Get on the ferry, deadbeats. Gehehe. Deadbeats. 'cuz yer dead. Nyeah.

>> No.35438663

>>35438409
Can I get uuuuuh...

>> No.35438771

>>35438434
Yes
https://mobile.twitter.com/inuyurusamakun/status/1271457365855023105?lang=en

>> No.35438862

>>35438409
lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh
mino burger

>> No.35438922

>>35438409
Uno børgar ples

>> No.35438942
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>> No.35438973
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Imagine having a snake wife

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>>35438973
I do, every day. The cuddles would be surreal.

>> No.35439158

>>35438862
I WANT A FRICKIN' ANGUS BURGER

>> No.35439181
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There are shotas out there right now who have oni childhood friends and have no idea of the big, meaty oni sandwich they will find themselves in the middle of when they grow up.

>> No.35439189

>>35438862
isn't it kinda weird to hamburger in front of a mino?

>> No.35439250

>>35439189
letting her know I love beef

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>> No.35439377

>>35439251
>Wizard hunting at the top
They'll never catch me!

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Thanks to the help from a friendly demon, I've been able to lure several angels to my house to make them my breeding slaves. Demons are pretty nice.

>> No.35439763
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Marry hag dragons

>> No.35439836

>>35439763
only zombie dragon

>> No.35439985

>>35439836
I wish KC would follow them up with Dracoliches

>> No.35440002

>>35439985
realistically any monster can become can have an undead variant, i dont think its worth all the writing, but art is nice

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Cunny!

>> No.35440045

I want to start writing, any ideas what it should be about?

>> No.35440056

>>35440045
Big monster boobs

>> No.35440128

>>35440045
Fairy molester

>> No.35440166

>>35440002
How do monsters die?

>> No.35440212

>>35440045
Salamander going on adventures and losing to anons cock.

>> No.35440260

>>35440166
That's more a /tg/ topic, but they are vulnerable to disease, starvation, age and the order does get a few good hits in now and then
Becoming undead seems to use a version of DE instead, so even living can be zombified. And Hel is the biggest fan of resurrection romance

>> No.35440283

>>35440045
Anon's training montage to MERE a dragon.

Plot twist: he actually succeeds and enters the dragonia army

>> No.35440298

>>35439763
Ohohoho! Paathurnax gives old men voice lessons for attention!

>> No.35440817

>>35440045
haku dealing with an anon only pretending to be retarded

>> No.35440838

>>35439763
where do I find some?

>> No.35440909

>>35440838
See that mountain? You can climb it!

>> No.35440942

>>35440909
but how do I know if the dragon is a hag?

>> No.35440973

>>35440942
Make dank pop culture references and see if she gets them.

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So how about an automaton with her speech patterns wired to be poetic?

>> No.35441020

>>35440973
ok, gonna climb the tallest mountain nude to get me a meaty dragon hag

>> No.35441027

>>35440298
Shut up Alduin nobody likes you

>> No.35441082

>>35440166
People die when they are killed.

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How fertile are monstergirls? Would they be the same as animals having many babies with a single birth?

>> No.35441131

>>35441089
It varies wildly. Rule of thumb is weak and shortlived ones are the most fertile, powerful and longlived ones less so.

>> No.35441157

>>35441027
*alduweener

>> No.35441281

>>35441131
>Large mouse can get smug at dragons as they're far for fertile than their scaly rivals.

>> No.35441385

>>35440034
I want to eat her.

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35441415

>Could you keep it down please? I'm trying to read.

>> No.35441520

>>35441281
>large mice think dragons are their rivals
>dragons don't think about large mice at all

>> No.35441532

>>35440056
>>35440817
>>35440128
I'll pick up these. 1st or 3rd person?

>> No.35441548

>>35441520
They don't think about them until they see a pregnant large mouse, her husband, and their four children.

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Vampires are nice

>> No.35441572

>>35441532
3rd person for the haku story

>> No.35441646

>>35441532
3rd person for the fairy

>> No.35441681

>>35441415
Whacha readin' there, bug?

>> No.35441699

>>35441532
3rd for boobs

>> No.35441725

>>35441572
>>35441646
>>35441699
Okay I'll try my best. Except delivery in a few threads since I'm a total beginner.

>> No.35441777

>>35439509
From the looks of it I'd say you're their breeding slave now

>> No.35441815

>>35441089
fertility is not the same as litter, or clutch for eggs, size, fertility just means the ability to become pregnant in the first place. monster girls are extremely fertile during their estrous cycle, however some monsters have more frequent cycles than others. size of said litter is dependent on how much nurturing is required of the children, anthropods for example have large clutchs because theyre ready to go out of the egg, mammals and bird take some time so they have fewer children.

>> No.35441923

>>35438319
Looks good anon

>> No.35442001

>>35438319
nice, keep at it

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>>35438319
Oh boy new Houndbro. I'd groom every type of monster girl, but for some reason brushing a hellhound while she makes uncharacteristically blissful happy dog noises sounds like the best.

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>>35441553
only if they're old

>> No.35442112
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>> No.35442176

>>35442062
all monsters get nicer with age

>> No.35442239
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35442239

What is the dumbest way to try beat/escape a monster girl?

>> No.35442289

>>35442239
put a cloth over a jubjubs head.

>> No.35442294

>>35442239
Staying perfectly still in front of a salamander and hoping that her sight is based on movement.

>> No.35442310

>>35442239
Repeatedly punch her cervix with the tip of your cock.

>> No.35442317

>>35442239
nutting on their face thinking it will disgust them
feinting retardion so they think you ain't worth their time
Saying I will neve lose to x

>> No.35442353

>>35442239
Using glue instead of oil

>> No.35442400

https://nhentai.net/g/364207/
Virgin succ doujin.

>> No.35442424

>>35442239
play dead in the hope she's a predator and not a scavenger

>> No.35442477

>>35442239
try and make yourself as big as possible to scare her

>> No.35442584
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>>35442400
>n

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>>35438272
The Order has a new Undead Hunter Heroine. All undead monstergirls beware!

>> No.35442614

>>35438319
Very very nice. Going to need a heat resistant brush.

>> No.35442638

>>35442239
Just be yourself. If it makes human girls run away from you, it must work wonders on monster girls.

>> No.35442713

>>35442239
>Look! Behind you!
Never fails

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>>35438272

>> No.35442729

>>35442239
hideout in a nunnery

>> No.35442763

>>35442588
>Dad has to put Dhampir-chan in her place after she disrespects mom and bullies her younger sisters
It's a real learning moment for most teen dhampirs when their supposedly underdog dad gets pissed at their antics and wipes the floor with them

>> No.35442776

>>35442588
She looks cute. I wouldn't help her in combat, but when she inevitably loses and becomes undead herself I'll be happy to take care of her.

>> No.35442830

>>35442588
Wightfag, stop rubbing your hands together...

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Are you man enough to tell titanias that the dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years?

>> No.35442934

>>35442909
Yes, but that won't stop us from going on an adventure to raise and monsterize them.

>> No.35442970

>>35442934
>that won't stop us from going on an adventure to raise and monsterize them.
So what, she goes around fucking the dinos?

>> No.35442987

>>35441681
Some nerd shit like an unironic monster manual or greasy romance novels most likely

>> No.35443068

>>35442713
>Your shoes are untied
>Apophis reflexively looks down
>anon is already out the door
That's how you escape the IRS as well

>> No.35443072

>>35442934
do you think we'll end up with a chimeric dinosaurs from faulty fossils

>> No.35443111

Considering your lifestyle, physical traits, and personality, what monster would most likely target (You)? Be honest and don't be a lazy faggot that just goes the mai waifu route.

>> No.35443137

>>35443111
None, not a single one.

>> No.35443145

>>35443111
https://youtu.be/Z6c17WxIcCw
Demon
or >>35443137

>> No.35443216

>>35443072
I'd say it's possible, but I also believe that the spell might leave the incorrect bones unused and replace the missing ones with correct ones built of mana. I wonder what parts of the dino would be monster and what parts would be girl.

>> No.35443229

>>35443072
>>35443216
Misread that as chromatic dinosaurs and began thinking of gacha rarities. That would be an interesting Echidna/Undead side-project, reviving the remains of pre-current DL monsters to see what adoptive daughterus she gets.
>primordial wurm except she's an amphibian and slips like an unagi-jorou
Fund it Royal Makai

>> No.35443254

>>35443145
Devilbug for you.

>> No.35443258

>>35442909
But anon, birds are dinosaurs!

>> No.35443271

>>35443229
>fucking huge centipede gals
>shortstack raptor gals
>big ass mersharks

>> No.35443289

>>35443254
My room isn't that dirty. I like to think I could at least get with the desperate neighbourhood CC troll or oni

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>>35443111
Probably a ratatoskr, harpy, wererabbit, or tanuki.
Mostly going off the wildlife in my area. I keep my home clean enough that bugs wouldn't come in. I'm mostly awake at night since I work 3rd shift, so most likely it'd be a tanuki since raccoons are nocturnal, and I suspect they may lend to tanukis being fond of the night.

>> No.35443338

>>35443271
>big terror bird land harpies
>cave grizzlies
>colossal azdarchid proto-harpies
>marine reptile lizardmen and sea dragons
Spared no expense

>> No.35443346

>>35442588
Oh shut up dude, we all k ow she’s just joining the order so she can get a boyfriend to show off to her mom to show how much better she is. Much to the confusion of her heroic partner.

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>>35443271
>>big ass mersharks

>> No.35443395

>>35443338
>>35443271
im more interesting in the all the croc girls, after the dinosaurs left they took over the land

>> No.35443440

>>35443395
I would too, think of the big gator gals who are all tribal and make their tails fatter to attract mates

>> No.35443442

>>35443111
My waifu is my waifu for a reason. I'm a headstrong, hardworking moron who lacks a sense of direction in life. I try to act intelligent, dark, and mature, and yet I always feel like a poser and a fraud.

I need someone to keep an eye on me, tell me what to do, and remind me things aren't as bad as they seen.

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>>35443346
So a dhampir bringing her platonic male hero partner with her to attack her mom is the equivalent of going to prom with your cousin. Got it

>> No.35443480

What if I build my wizard tower right next to a liches magic tower?
Would she be mad at me? Would be turn into very passive aggressive magical neighbors?
Would the dragon from the other side of the mountain get annoyed we don't just fuck already?

>> No.35443511

>>35443111
I'm thinking either cursed sword or vampire. I always liked browsing shady stores for old weapons and might end up buying a cursed sword if a nuki sells it to me. I've also gotten a lot of comments about how easy it would be to draw blood from me and had very healthy blood last time I got it checked so a vamp might see me as a good quality bloodbag.

>> No.35443531

>>35443480
You might find your local water supply spiked with various potions, lest you know create water you will not be single for long.

>> No.35443561

>>35443137
this

>> No.35443584

>>35443111
Probably a Demon; heard they like corrupting people so i should be a full dish for one of them.

>> No.35443589

>>35443111
Bogey, same goes for most of the thread.

>> No.35443614

>>35442830
If you listen very closely, you can almost hear Elizabeth giggling.

>> No.35443648

>>35441553
>source
Huh
That's a decent break from what that artist usually does

>> No.35443651

>>35443531
>Lich spikes water supply with potions
>Anon always uses create water anyway
>Lich put magical runes outside his tower to catch him if he leaves
>Anon is always using his teleportation circle anyway
>Lich starts sending anon "magical items" for him to study that are actually cursed
>Anon doesn't accept any mails that doesn't come from his Amazonian-harpy delivery anyway
Poor lich just want a study partner that she can fuck

>> No.35443652

>>35443442
Something tells me you're not a moron but a turbo faggot baiting genius. Not only did you break the no mai waifu rule, you also left the actual species of your waifu ambiguous enough so someone would have to ask what she is while also getting to vent about your insecurities. I'm guessing she's a beholder or whatever they're called because the only bossy and intelligent monster capable of loving someone like you is the one that is covered in her own shit.

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>>35443111
I like to sit inside all day and eat

>> No.35443714

>Portals open to the MGE world
>Sandworm spawncamping the portal to the desert lands
Don't worry, anons. I'll take one for the team and feed myself to the sandworm, so that you all can live your happy lives with the anubi, lamias, pharaohs, etc.
No, no. It's okay. I'd be more than an honor to serve the amazing anons here in these threads after so many years of wonderful monster girl discussion and content. Yes, I know I'll be dooming myself to a life of paradis... I mean horrible torture. It's okay. I've come to terms with my fate. Just think of me fondly when you've got large multi-generational families. About that man who gave up everything, so that you anons could be with your waifus.

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>>35443652
>you're not a moron but a [...] genius
Thank you

>> No.35443756

>>35443699
>Greenworm husband attempts gardening one day
>Greenworm eats all the plants before they bear fruit

>> No.35443768

>>35443111
Probably an Art Fairy, I like to write stuff and spend all my free time on enjoying fiction in various forms.

>> No.35443793

>>35443717
Knew it. Good bait gazefag, would (You) again.

>> No.35443805

>>35443111
Beelzebub

>> No.35443846

>>35443111
I sit around at home most of the time. I like cooking, gardening, and because I'm a fatass I recently started weightlifting because my fitter brother said it'd be good for my bodytype.
So an Ogre, maybe? Minos are my favourite.

>> No.35443850

>>35442239
I challenge any MG to beat my high score in Dance Dance Revolution!

>> No.35443864

>>35443111
None

>> No.35443939

>>35443846
Mino profile talks about them sitting around and sleeping, eating, and being horny for most of the day just like you. You're a perfect match, fatty.

>> No.35443979

>>35443111
I clean, draw, workout almost everyday, I ain't all that badlooking, and am a hardheaded, honest, blunt, smart. I could get CCs but I have no money and live with my parnets. I think I would get a sugar mama who would take care of me so, I think tanukis, foxes, elves, and other monsters that might like to take me

>> No.35443988

>>35443648
What does that artist do?

>> No.35444103

>>35443511
Why would a nuki sell a cursed sword to a guy unless it's a gift for his girlfriend. The sword isn't going to monsterize anyone if it sits in a dude's closet all day.

>> No.35444145

>>35443756
Grow potatoes and carrots so she thinks it's just grass or a weed until you blow her mind when you harvest

>> No.35444164

>>35442239
Fighting with naked and with dick slaps only.

>> No.35444181

>>35444164
*while

>> No.35444189

>>35444164
Don't disrepect dickslap fu

>> No.35444193
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>> No.35444212

>>35444164
This is the only way I'm fighting boss monsters. It's only fair because they suffer from having super long telegraphed attacks.

>> No.35444228

>>35443111
>lifestyle - a little bit of everything
>physical traits - a little overweight but relatively average height and size-wise
>personality - that one test said I was a mediator
I honestly have no clue

>> No.35444260

>>35443111
Any monster I want, all I need to tell them is that I'm forklift certified.

>> No.35444300

>>35444260
>all of the ladies in the upper office at the plant go wet when forklift anon walks by

>> No.35444351

>>35443651
>Lich-chan decides to try the direct route
>Dolls herself up in every single seduction spell she can think of
>Goes up to wizard anon's door and knocks
>Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to discuss current advances in [Magic research topic]
>wizard anon geeks the fuck out
>Lich-chan geeks out as well in response
>2 hours into writing a new thesis inspired by her discussion with anon, she remembers that she originally wanted to fuck him
>Local dragon, cupids, demons, literally everybody SEETHING
Nerds, amirite?

>> No.35444370

>>35443111
Gonna get the "draw me like one of french girls" line alot desu also would end up with a hppy go lucky type of gal as well

>> No.35444438

>rata taking notes furiously of this thread and sending it to their informant networks

>> No.35444445

>>35442588
She looks like the kind of gal that would learn charm magic make you fuck her every night so you don't get seduced by the monsters.

>> No.35444517
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35444517

PRAISE THE PHAROAH

>> No.35444625

>>35444517
At least get the name correct.

>> No.35444676
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35444676

>>35444517
>PHAROAH
OPEN THIS DOOR
OPEN IT NOW

>> No.35444682
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35444682

>>35438272

>> No.35444686

>>35444676
you can't escape a haku even in a dessert it seems

>> No.35444716
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35444716

Is that a... a human boy?
I must... SNIFFFFF
AAAAAAUUGHHJHHHH

>> No.35444741

>>35444676
Hakus are best cow

>> No.35444759

>>35444686
>dessert
anon you're doing this on purpose aren't you

>> No.35444768

>>35444676
Wearing her door kickers.

>> No.35444791

>>35444759
wha d yo mean, anon? I ain't doing nothing

>> No.35444821

do greyworms become butterflies, or are they stuck in their squishy body

>> No.35444841

>>35444716
Wait. I thought this was a human only board?

>> No.35444843
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35444843

>>35444686
>>35444791
You really fucked up now

>> No.35444879

>>35444843
>”Here’s SENSEI!!!!”

>> No.35444881

>>35444843
Hey, the milk I ordered is here, so how much is it?

>> No.35444882
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35444882

Raise the Pharaoh.. wife that's young enough to be your daughter

>> No.35444916

>>35444881
Your hand in the Hakutaku's marriage

>> No.35444933

>>35444843
Shit, is she here to axe me some questions?

>> No.35444941

>>35444916
I was already planning to,

>> No.35444954

Jabberwock haku
Chesire haku
Bogey haku

>> No.35444970
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35444970

>>35444841
A BOY? A REAL MALE BOY? OHHH
Oh FUCK FUCK FUUCK I'M JOOOOOBING

>> No.35444987

>>35444954
>Chesire haku
>

>slams a big book on your desk
>tells you to read it
>every page just says "We are all mad here." With increasingly distorted text
>she flips your desk away and fucks you right there

>> No.35444990

>>35444954
huge hulking hakus with massive minotaur muscles

>> No.35444999
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35444999

>>35444954
You can't just call every smart or nerdy monster a something haku

>> No.35445002

>>35444882
I just hope she doesn't call me daddy during mating.
>>35444970
Are you alright?
>>35444954
Haku Haku

>> No.35445003
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>>35438272

>> No.35445024

>>35444999
trips and yes I can hakuwurm
>>35445002
ultra nerd time

>> No.35445046

>>35444990
Not gonna lie, Mino body with Haku brain might be the perfect combination.

>> No.35445065
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>>35442588

>> No.35445072

>>35444821
maybe

>> No.35445127

>>35445046
>Not haku body with mino brain

>> No.35445159
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>>35438319
You have no idea how much I would love to just brush and rub my hands and fingers through a beastgirls fluffy hair, both on her head and body.

>> No.35445224

>>35445127
>uneducated, uncouth, short-tempered Haku that only eats, sleeps, and fucks all day
Still hot.

>> No.35445232
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35445232

>>35438319
Good morning/evening. I'm really glad people liked that hellhound! I haven't been able to do any of the drawing ideas you guys gave me yet, since drawing from imagination is incredibly hard for the time being.

>> No.35445258

>>35445232
it's okay, It helps to have some reference pics to inspire you to draw, thats for me at least

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>>35438272

>> No.35445286

>>35443353
Megalodon!

>> No.35445314

>>35443988
Incest apart from father/daughter

>> No.35445331
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35445331

>>35438272

>> No.35445334

>>35445232
Nice, can't wait, keep up the good work. What's your favorite of the requests you got?

>> No.35445339
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>>35445331
Big need for abyssal gfs

>> No.35445431

>>35445002
>I just hope she doesn't call me daddy during mating.
Luckily young loli monster wives might be prideful about being treated like a wife, so probably not.

>> No.35445456

>>35445334
Probably the one about two monsters doing push ups. There's a lot of fun things that could be done with that prompt, but I want to practice before trying to cram multiple characters into one drawing. Same goes for the one about a papillon and her greenworm mom. It's just so much stuff going on that I can't wrap my head around it as of right now.

>> No.35445466

>>35444882
I'll breed a daughter out of her then fuck that daughter on top of her!

>> No.35445482

>>35445127
>anon is a regular at a fairly small gym without very many mamono
>he's chilling out at home on his rest day when he gets a text
>it's his workout buddy telling him that there's a monster girl that just started working out there
>says she's one of those bovine looking ones
>anon thinks to himself that it must be a minotaur
>replies back to his buddy "nice, I hear those girls are super strong"
>just gets back a "really?" from his friend
>anon doesn't think anything of it
>the next time he steps into the gym he hears shouting from the free weights section
>there's a crowd gathering
>they look concerned
>anon steps closer to see haku-chan slowly complete a 1pl8 deadlift, shaking and sweating the entire way up
>she drops the weight and starts to swagger off
>locks eyes with anon
>"you mirin' brah?"

>> No.35445551

>>35438319
>>35445232
>babe wake up, new houndart
I absolutely love it, it's exciting to see how you're getting so much better so quickly. Have you been putting in a lot of time studying this stuff?

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>>35438272

>> No.35445573
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>> No.35445587

>>35445573
Please stop looking at me like you can imagine my cock in every girl in this park aside from you ma'am

>> No.35445619

>>35445551
I usually watch some videos on drawing if I can't be bothered to draw myself. But that's about it.

>> No.35445634
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35445634

>>35438272
Imagine the smell.

>> No.35445653

>>35445619
Oh nice, you're inspiring me to get started drawing, might find some good ones and make something.

>> No.35445662

>>35445653
Have fun, and remember.
Talent is a lie, hard work is all that matters.

>> No.35445702

>>35445046
>Mino body with Haku brain
She’s the perfect P.E. teacher!

>> No.35445729

>>35445653
Go for it dude, more people drawing monstergirls can only be good. Just try to avoid the pitfall of being too harsh on yourself when learning.

>> No.35445741

>>35444351
Liches are too cute.

>> No.35445799

>>35444716
Silly horny bird doesn't have hands to shlick with.

>> No.35445828
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35445828

>>35445741
Smart but clumsy.

>> No.35445833
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35445833

>>35444676
>>35444625

Baited

>> No.35445838

>>35445799
That is why i got hands. Helping her with her shlicking problem.

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>>35438272

>> No.35445863
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35445863

Just put in a comm request for long overdue breeding sex with wife.

>> No.35445874

>>35445863
Good stuff anon.

>> No.35445909
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35445909

>>35438973
>>35439128
Yes please

>> No.35445917

>>35445799
I bet it's so wet and tight it sounds like a hamster taking a bath in a bowl of go-gurt when you rub it

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>>35445909
Black sclera sneks are best

>> No.35445970

>>35445863
Based.

>> No.35445975

>>35445863
Nice.

>> No.35445980

>>35445482
>anon looks up from her butt
>"pardon?"

>> No.35446002
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35446002

>>35445952
this man speaks the truth

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>>35446002
Unless they're grape snakes, they're ugly lol.

>> No.35446043
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35446043

Reminder that drinking your wife's saliva is perfectly healthy and helps with digestion.

>> No.35446051

>>35446043
When was that a thing?

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>>35438272

>> No.35446064

>>35446043
>t. sandworm

>> No.35446070

>>35446051
Beast did a green ages ago about it
LN made that art as an add-on

>> No.35446079

>>35446043
What about her nectar flowing between her legs?

>> No.35446091

>>35441089
They are stated to be less fertile than humans but don't undergo menopause. I imagine that monstergirls can have the same number of children in their lifetime as a human woman but it takes longer.

>> No.35446102

blue glowy salamander makes the device click a lot
should i still fuck

>> No.35446103
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35446103

>>35446041
Rude and untrue.

>> No.35446108
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35446108

A very cute Gazer taking up cheerleading! Go Gazer go!

... And two BBA old hags, embarassing...

>> No.35446117

>>35445828
Is it acceptable to pick up a lich and take her home as long as you provide her with enough books?

>> No.35446120

>>35446102
Fuck her anyways, glow blue as you should
>>35446108
sorry what does BBA mean?

>> No.35446176

>>35446120
Babaa aka old lady (disrespectful) in Japanese.
So BBA old hag is kinda redundant.

>> No.35446193

I'm halfway through the hakutaku-pretending anon story, but where do I put it on? Or I should finish it compeltely first?

>> No.35446207

>>35446193
hey, nice I was the one who requested that, I think you should finish it first then put on ao3

>> No.35446226

>>35446207
I'm already in queue for AO3 invitation until july 9, but if you can wait until that, then its okay.

>> No.35446228

>>35445828
She should focus on her floating and not on what pick-up lines would be most effective to get a test subject.

>> No.35446234
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GO LICHWORGS!

>> No.35446244

>>35446079
Good in moderation, helps the immune system.

>> No.35446257

>>35446226
I'm ok with that

>> No.35446262

>>35446244
what If I drink it by the gallon?

>> No.35446266

>>35446244
What is moderation? Until my belly is full and start nectarburping?

>> No.35446303

>>35446262
>>35446266
Limit yourself to at most one gallon a day or you might experience permanent intelligence-reducing afterglow or a headache and erection inducing addiction to the stuff. Also make sure not to go in as soon as you're done filling the hole or you might end up drinking some of your own brand which would be gross.

>> No.35446319
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35446319

Do monsters require health potions or can I just cum in their mouths for their wounds to heal?

>> No.35446321

Succubi are really smug until they accidentally get addicted to your cock while trying to make you addicted to their pussy.

>> No.35446322

>Still waiting for a sandworm to eat me

>> No.35446336
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35446336

>New Kousuke oni
Yes

YES!

>> No.35446340

>>35446303
Hey, I drink 8 gallons a day, and I know still what 5+5 is, so drink as much of it as you can

>> No.35446345

>>35446319
Hpots and magic for immediate care, SE for long term regeneration and stat buffs.

>> No.35446350

>>35446336
sexe horns.

>> No.35446353

>>35446336
Translations when?

>> No.35446364
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35446364

>>35446303
Yeah. I only want to taste her pure nectar and not mixed with my stuff.

>> No.35446377

>>35446340
I guess there is some variation depending on the species, but my local lich recommended cutting as soon as you start struggling with your multiplication tables.

>> No.35446384
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35446384

>>35446345
>tfw I'll never get to sneak away with my monster party members for a quick heal behind the pillars while the boss does her 2nd phase monologue

>> No.35446391

>>35446353
I think Jewcob has his claws in Kousuke's stuff these days

>> No.35446409

>>35446108
>>35446120
>>35446176
Emphasizing the old hags being old is important, lest they grow haughty

>> No.35446414

>>35446384
Consider learning to concentrate mana or healing magic into kisses. Lots of monster-man parties make out behind cover to restore each other's strength during long missions.

>> No.35446424

>>35446391
>Jewcob
Who now?

>> No.35446435

>>35446377
I don't have probelm, I just like drinking 9 gallons of my wifes necatr

>> No.35446437

>>35446319
Love heals monster girls

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>>35438272

>> No.35446454

>>35446409
but hags are best haughty and embarrassed wearing magical girls outfits that are too small

>> No.35446456

>>35446414
>Big oni barbarian lifting you up and shoving her tongue down your throat so she has enough spare mana to continue using her combat skills
Hot

>> No.35446470
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35446470

>>35446391
excuse me for not knowing the tanuki market of things, but what stops someone from just buying the doujin from DLsite or something like that and just reuploading it?

>> No.35446499

>>35438272
Monsterization is a curse not a gift.

>> No.35446503
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35446503

>>35446454
Hags should be avoided, they're weird and old.

>> No.35446514

>>35446456
I'd rather have a mage lock her legs around my waist and use the mana generated from kissing to continue channeling a powerful spell. Imagine the Order intel teams figuring out that the source of the constant dark matter bombardment is just a couple in a passionate kissing session.

>> No.35446523

mindflayers are underrated and dont have anywhere near enough content, same with basically all abyssals

>> No.35446531
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35446531

>>35446454
>haughty and embarrassed wearing magical girls outfits that are too small
Works fine for my (non-hag) Gazer

>> No.35446535

>>35446503
Nice, shapely, and wise. Go love an old hag today. Think how many years they have been lonely. They need your love. They are some of the best cooks, they are nice to cuddle with, and have the best tits. So they are not weird, They are mature

>> No.35446538

>>35446523
Nobody wants to be squid panties or draw them, that's why.

>> No.35446550
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35446550

>>35438272

>> No.35446553

>>35446531
how do you know she isn't a hag hiding her age?

>> No.35446555

>>35446531
You're not the (one big) gazerfag right? How do you feel about those pics he gets, or the pics with jabberwock and miia and etc.?

>> No.35446561

>>35446550
Twin kikis chair racing right into marriage

>> No.35446562

>>35446550
Inappropriate workplace conduct!

>> No.35446563

Is it a golem if its made of clay, instead of the cold metal in an automaton

>> No.35446564
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35446564

>>35446503
Hags are best

>> No.35446567

>>35446535
I want a possessive hag that keeps finding excuses to delay me from leaving her place and going back home.

>> No.35446573
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>>35446564
Old elves!

>> No.35446580
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35446580

>>35446573
Are best elves

>> No.35446590
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35446590

>>35446535
>Think how many years they have been lonely
lmao virgins

>> No.35446598

>>35446563
Metal golems exist. Metal golems are more like lumbering solid masses with a central mana storage, while automatons are more like tons of small parts connected by magicircuits.

>> No.35446600

>>35446550
NANI?! CHAIR DORIFTO!

>> No.35446618

>>35446580
>>35446564
>>35446573
fellow hagfags, I love old elves as well, I love old hag monster in general but elves are very lovely
>>35446590
aren't you one as well?

>> No.35446622

>>35446618
>aren't you one as well?
I'm not a several hundred years old virgin

>> No.35446633

>>35446555
I am not Gazerfag prime. I am happy for all the art of Gazer that exists due to his efforts.

>> No.35446636

>>35446622
yes but you still old tho

>> No.35446649

>>35446567
If you ever stay with a hag until sundown and she asks if you want to stay for the night, always remember to politely decline then leave ASAP. Hags draw their power from the moon because the only time they can get a guy's dick inside of them is when they're fast asleep and unable to resist.

>> No.35446651

>>35446567
I want a hag that plots for my creation and raises me to be her perfect little husband that is trained to become erect when i smell her

>> No.35446654

>>35442713

It would work in a Wurm.

>> No.35446668

>>35446654
>in a wurm
why yes, I would love to be in a wurm's hole

>> No.35446681

>>35443111
None of them.

>> No.35446691
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35446691

>>35446590
Poor Kanako.

>> No.35446696

>>35446598
>YWN be hunted by Liquid Metal Sperminator targeting you because the self-aware Automaton supercomputer MOTH-3R falls in love with you 20 years in the future, so she sends back one of her constructs to pleasure you until you arrive in her time.

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>>35438272

>> No.35446703

>>35445653
Good to see people getting inspired. It is nice that we have someone around that can show someone what hard work can do if you stick to it. Godspeed new thread artist and hopeful artist.

>> No.35446704

>>35443111
Whatever likes fat fucking retards.

>> No.35446714

All human boys want to be ORCed

>> No.35446722

>>35446691
I want to swooce in that tail jungle.

>> No.35446724

>>35446424
Owner of FAKKU
anything he can get his hands on he agressivly hunts down places where you dont need to use his paid service to see it

>> No.35446750
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35446750

>>35446722
You'll never leave Monsokyo unmofu'd.

>> No.35446752

>>35446724
>Owner of FAKKU
Oh, that fucker.
Yeah, I kind of wished FAKKU would just die already, but they refuse to do so.
On the one hand, I do like the idea of things actually getting ported to the west officially, on the other hand, FAKKU has seemingly decided that anything they can't make cash off must burn.

>> No.35446768

>>35446750
I wouldn't want to leave without being mofu'd. Or molesting Patchuli or petting Momiji.

>> No.35446779

>>35438771
Thanks

>> No.35446811

You can't impregnate a machine

>> No.35446829

>>35446811
Then I must find a way to make it possible.

>> No.35446835

>>35446811
not with that attitude, you can't, You just gotta turn on her breeding mode
>>35446750
I am going there to mess with all the old hags and mess with the shrine maiden as well

>> No.35446895

>>35443111
>Lifestyle
I've spent the last 10 years as a worthless mentally-broken NEET, but I'm finally getting my shit together. Still live with the parents and don't quite have a job yet, but I'm getting there.
>Physical traits
Tall, fair skin, brown hair, and to my considerable self-disgust: new owner of roughly 40 pounds of excess bodyfat. Would need a monster who'd be cool with my eccentric dietary ambitions.
>Personality
for the longest time the answer was 'depressed with a side-order of resentment.' even after I got over that I found I was still basically a mass of coping mechanisms I've had to peel off myself one by one- and I don't really know what I'll be 'left with,' who I'll be once all the bullshit gone.
What mind of monstergirl would want THAT? I'd be hopeful and go with 'Kikimora', I guess, but really any Succubus-tier generic mamano would probably 'match well enough.'
>inb4 phantom, you melodramatic retard

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35446898

>get hired to be a royal monster's "cup-bearer"
>it actually means you have to hold up her massive boobs with your hands wherever she goes
>she insists on using you instead of a bra

>> No.35446913
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>>35446898
This is a fad amongst higher tier monstergirls isn't it.

>> No.35446916

>>35446724
>>35446752
Do we have any new substitute after they killed nexus?

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>>35446835
Remember to stay hydrated.

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>>35446811
Says you.

>> No.35446964
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>> No.35446991

>>35446916
Outside of the normal sad panda, don't think so.

>> No.35447028

>>35446618
I do think hags work better the most they look like human women, for some reason

>> No.35447053

>>35446951
i'd argue that sex can be a form of combat

>> No.35447081

>>35439251
Imagine the mental hoops loli sympathizers jump through to defend the Sabbath. From hags we came, and to hags we will cum to.

>> No.35447083

>>35446257
I forgot one thing, do you guys want smut in it, or its better to imply it happened?

>> No.35447104

>>35446811
Where there's a will there's a way.
https://twitter.com/creamcatgame/status/1338789084936851456
>>35446898
I love to have this kind of job, especially if it's for stupidly large chested monster girl, preferably Holstaur.

>> No.35447113

>>35447083
Are you good at it?

>> No.35447131

>>35447113
I'm probably not honestly, because I never did one before.

>> No.35447137

>>35447131
Do you want to get good at smut?

>> No.35447156

>>35447137
I think I want to, but I'm a turbovirgin, so...

>> No.35447163

>>35447156
Might be best to simply imply it and see if you can't study what you find hot in smut first. A lot of fantastic stories here don't have written smut, just lots of implied smut. Like Punaldin's Paladin Reintegration.

>> No.35447233
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Remember that it doesnt matter their size, predator beastgirls can still easily carry you around

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>>35447233
Yeah but can they easily pin me down?

>> No.35447308

>>35447267
Whoa, look at those soft tits...

>> No.35447448
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I wanna find a mindflayer and call her takeout calamari, cause I'm gonna eat her out

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>>35438272

>> No.35447487
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>>35447267
Yes, they can, very easily

>> No.35447583
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35447583

Which sex do you think is more violent or aggressive, Jinko in heat (100+ times sex and can almost incubize you in a single night) or a Wurm after just getting a husband?

>> No.35447610

>>35447583
Wurm after getting a husband. I can say with certainty

>> No.35447615

>>35447448
>Imagine the blushing and squirming as you hug her tight and hustle her out of the Oyster Bar on your way home

>> No.35447641

>>35447610

Can you imagine how sex with a Jinko-Wurm-Hellhound-Minotaur Chimaera would be like?

>> No.35447644

>>35447583
>Be Mamanthropologist on a journey to study the lost ruins of Mamanchupichu
>Get separated from party during a freak storm
>Wander the tropical jungle for 3 days, hopelessly lost
>Get adopted by a small pride of 3 Jinko sisters

How broken are you are 1 week?

>> No.35447648

>>35447615
We need images of men just picking up small monstergirls and taking them home for implied bed breaking sex

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>>35438272

>> No.35447690

>>35447641
WHAT THE FUCK, anon. I like walking, m8 and by god that would look freaky.
>>35447644
I like rigers, that's what I would be saying
>>35447648
I just had the image of very smug bapho getting yoinked in the middle of her speech by a very horny anon

>> No.35447726

Can someone share that image of a tired looking evil kitsune saying "aha....tis but a compliment..."

>> No.35447752
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Would you go?

>> No.35447794
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35447794

>>35447267
And easily carry you on their breasts

>> No.35447839
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35447839

>>35447794

Hellhounds can unironically do this as confirmed by KC. In the "making of Hellhound" post he stated the chains at the Hellhound's boobs are actually heavy, but her boobs are just stronger.

>> No.35447851

I hate gacha

>> No.35447867

>>35447839
>Hellhound boxer disqualified after a not-so-legal strike with her breasts.
>Opponent (Anon Y Mous, XX, 10-3) not upset, claiming he "swears he saw some milk come out, and he's going to her hotel room for a second look"

>> No.35447904
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35447904

i don't know how to write this down properly.
But you all probably seens shows, where they drink a beer keg dry.
Imagine a Oni doing that, sucking it so hard, that the keg compresses into a small cube. Then she looks at you winking.
What would you do?

>> No.35447938
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>>35438272

>> No.35447978

>>35447904
beat my dick so goddamn hard that my left leg goes numb

>> No.35447997
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>>35447851

>> No.35448064

best spider? any answers are valid unless they aren't ushi oni

>> No.35448081

>>35448064
your spider

>> No.35448110
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35448110

Reminder

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>>35438272

>> No.35448175
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>>35447644
I want to be taken in by Yeti monks in the mountains to learn their faith and master the art of cuddle-fu

>> No.35448181
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>> No.35448294

If I get lost in the forest, who can I trust to guide me to the nearest exit?

>> No.35448304

>>35448164
Gonna teal her head and ride her back.

>> No.35448340

>>35448294
A cheshire could guide you the right way, I'm sure

>> No.35448359

Damn boys ShoggothM opened up commissions, what do I get?

>> No.35448374

>>35448359
a bogey

>> No.35448375

>>35448359
more shog.

>> No.35448377
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>>35448110
>>35448294
KITTY WANTS TO **** YOU AND STICK YOUR HOT THR*BBING C**K IN HER P***Y UNTIL SHES G-U-S-H-I-N-G WITH HOT STICKY C*M

>> No.35448380

>>35448359
Banshee irrumatio

>> No.35448396

>>35448359
Wurmling

>> No.35448402

>>35448377
Explain further.

>> No.35448404

>>35448340
>>35448377
yeah to be blasted by memes

>> No.35448474
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>>35448377
That cat won't be so smug when I impregnate her.

>> No.35448477

>>35448404
The memes are fake. Read the profile. She's a mischievous guide to Wonderland

>> No.35448478

>>35447904
Fuck that's hilarious and hot at the same time

>> No.35448485
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35448485

Big girls who are actually shy, delicate flowers are cute! CUTE!

>> No.35448499

>>35448485
Yes, they are very cute but are even cuter when you tease for being big softies

>> No.35448505

>>35447690
I wish baphos weren't drawn so much like little girls. I like smol girls but I prefer them to be adult looking.

>> No.35448511

>>35448359
Muscle Shog please, if not, then Jinko or Mino are always nice. A muscle Hellhound with a black top that shows up her abs with "Security" written in white letters on the top would be nice too.

>> No.35448513

>>35448485
I say fellow humans should accept being shived inside their shirts. Humanly. It will feel really good.

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>>35448485
I want to pull her into my lap and caress her head. She is such a cute big softie. She could fold me 4 times or rip me apart without problem, but she is a very docile girl who wouldn't do that.

>> No.35448530

>>35448485
Can horns sweat?

>> No.35448543

>>35447904
I'll say
>You're a big girl
And see if she, either out of drunkeness or spaghet, fucks it up

>> No.35448554

>>35447648
>picking up a smol fox that tries to "seduce" you
>carrying off a shortstack demon that's on the subway heading to work
>that smug chesire? under your arm and trying to wiggle away before you get home
real question is, are you bad enough dude to carry off a big girl?

>> No.35448560

>>35448543
>she just doesn't know the reference

>> No.35448565
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35448565

>>35448530
Maybe?
>>35448543
"Four you *hic*"

>> No.35448567

>>35448560
>she doesn't know
>grabs you and drunkenly slurs "You're a submissive and breedable guy"

>> No.35448595

>>35448554
I would go for the biggest, meanest, scariest looking monster with big tits and ass, and take her princess carry to my house

>> No.35448631

>>35447904
cover my junk in fear cause I don't like the fact that my brain would get sucked out my dick

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>>35448595
This, but for me it's enough if she is clearly taller than me and have huge breasts.
>>35448631
You will survive anon, just let her snu-snu you.

>> No.35448671

>>35448641
Yes, but then I would be dumb, I like being smart

>> No.35448682
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>>35448671
It's better when you match her intelligence level!

>> No.35448697

>>35448682
then who is gonna be the one to stop stupid ideas?

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35448729

>>35448682
I like smart muscle.

>> No.35448736

>>35447904
Run for my life. She's clearly a powerful wizard and that beer keg was her last victim.

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>>35448565

>> No.35448749
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>> No.35448770

>>35448749
>Anon isn't even trying to seduce her
>he's just trying to reach something on the shelf

>> No.35448814

>>35448749
be nice to your coworkers
be considerate of their height
thank you for being good employees

>> No.35448838

>>35448814
no, womanlets must be put in their place

>> No.35448842

>>35448838
and their place is in the arms of their loving husband, of course

>> No.35448843
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35448843

>>35438272

>> No.35448850
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>>35448554
>princess carrying a loli Wight through extravagant undead kingdom gardens and parks on a calm summer night

>> No.35448853

I wonder how would it be to visit the shortstack land?

>> No.35448934
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>>35444841
it is my fellow human boy

>> No.35448939

>>35448850
Would you help care for her hair under the moonlight?

>> No.35448952

>>35448853
It's pretty easy to get there, just have to take a trip down to the local Marune Sabbath division.

>> No.35448972

>>35448952
thats oppai loli, I need the full bodied shortstacks

>> No.35449007
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35449007

Well, if MGs ever invade, they will have quite a time reeducating the population, California in particular. Remember if you don't live in one of the based states, bring your browsing history, MG pics, fanfics, etc. as evidence to the Mamono Police to be sent to your waifu and not a Hellhound reeducation camp.

>> No.35449008
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>> No.35449017

>>35449007
No reeducation for California.
They will just leave it alone.
It is yucky.

>> No.35449027

>>35449007
This is says more about the userbase than anything else really.

>> No.35449029
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>>35449007
>California:Netorare
Good god, what the fuck happened there to make this happen.

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35449032

>>35448554
Put in enough time at the gym, and anything is possible.

>> No.35449036

>>35449007
I browse in incognito so I don't get inundated with porn adds. Do you think a folder with two dozen pics is enough to prove my based tastes?

>> No.35449041

>>35448850
>she calls you her royal chariot
>loudly claims how strong you are and how safe she feels in your arms
>her smug levels go through the roof watching the other loli nobles seethe
>sneaks in little kisses when no one is looking
what a good life

>> No.35449049

Monster girls invade, started by the Lilim and the demon lord. Portals open, but never close. Do you stay on earth, and if not where in the MGE universe do you move? Not just as in nation/region, but type of area like desert, forest, wonderland, demon realm, etc

>> No.35449053

>>35449007
I draw my wife, so I am fine

>> No.35449059

>>35449017
calis gonna be alp central along with thailand

>> No.35449061

>>35449027
i can't imagine the person who would pay for that "service"

>> No.35449071

>>35449061
Well the image posted tells enough.

>> No.35449075

>>35449029
>furry

>> No.35449078
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>>35448770
>not even trying to seduce her, but it's already too late
>she's all his now

>> No.35449092

>>35449078
I just wanted to get some donuts

>> No.35449099

>>35449078
how often do men accidentally seduce monster girls

>> No.35449105

>>35449007
IIRC the stats are specifically for paying piggus, so it's not completely representative.
>>35449029
>furry

>> No.35449119

>>35449099
Your mere existence is seduction to them.

>> No.35449148

>>35449099
Alot, just the other day, I was drawing and happened to see a sleeping dragon hag, I was drawing her when she woke up to see me book and pencil in hand. next thing I knew I was in her hoard drawing her to make art to hang in her hoard

>> No.35449161

>>35449078
>she's all his but he doesn't know it
>he chalks up her forwardness as her being friendly
>sensual massages that he thinks is normal for coworkers
>her skimpy outfits are only because its getting warmer
how long would dense Anon go unraped? How hard is the rape if he shyly confesses that he loves her

>> No.35449182

Anyone know any good mind flayer stories?

>> No.35449194

>>35449078
What's with the kinky shit? Are monsters not into vanilla or something?

>> No.35449197

>>35449161
>"I'm not sure what she's doing under my desk, but it sure is relaxing and helped increase my productivity."

>> No.35449208

>>35449194
But vanilla is kinky to them.

>> No.35449211

>>35449182
No.

>> No.35449219

>>35443111
Wisp or Demon from my personality, maybe some variant of Alraune or Lamia or Arachne or Bee just from where I live, maybe a maid from my lifestyle. Not sure about physical traits- what monster girls go for the ugly bastard schtik?

>> No.35449247

>>35448939
You mean brush her hair sitting on a bench or something, or is that some reference?

>> No.35449265

>>35449078
i take her of her
by throwing her down an elevator shaft

>> No.35449270

>>35449219
>what monster girls go for the ugly bastard schtik
Baphomets. Why do you think there are so many baphowaifus in these threads?

>> No.35449292

>>35449270
holy shit, baphofags. your response!

>> No.35449304

>>35449078
>Tiny, subby deredere Oni waifu

Nice. I will spoil her rotten and make sure she gets her protein powder so she gets nice and strong, like all Onis should be

>> No.35449380

>>35449292
>your response
I'm an ugly bastard, so he's not wrong

>> No.35449398
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35449398

an old picture i'm sure you've all seen before, but i like this a lot. need more stuff in this position

>> No.35449420

>>35449398
I hear once you fuck a Succ it's physically impossible to cum any other way.

>> No.35449436
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35449436

my hag senses are tingling

>> No.35449444

Remember that by carrying a bag of garlic salt you can protect yourself from Vampires and Ghosts at the same time!

>> No.35449447

>Have two Kikimora maids
>Hire a third a year later
>The two senior maids decide to haze her by forcing her to wear a reverse bunnysuit
>It backfires because she loves flaunting her body to their master and her master in turn loves the eye candy

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>>35449420
I'd be willing to test that myth.
>>35449398
I'll be saving this, have a different old image in return.

>> No.35449469
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Where do I find a girtablilu that decided to spite her mother and not become an assassin?

>> No.35449495

>>35443111
Bits and pieces attracting different kinds.
-Shog for being a creature of habit (as in using the same things over and over again)
-Golem/Automaton for just being there
-Holst for being someone who lives in ranch land with a thing for milk
-Doppleganger for being indecisive among other issues
-Cupid or Tsurara-Onna for being closed off

>> No.35449500

>>35449469
If the assass isn't in, then the assass is going to be out. Most of them can be found tanning their butts at the local oasis.

>> No.35449556

>>35448749
This image just makes me think about how fun it would be to bully a desperate short monster. Imagine getting her addicted to your scent just by having your crotch close to her face during daily conversation.

>> No.35449571

If I going into the desert, I am going to boost my agility to the max and run to see what follows me

>> No.35449578
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Lubey boobies

>> No.35449582

>>35449556
Sounds like it will backfire pretty quickly. Once she gets addicted and the manager finds out, she's going to be given breaks to go and huff your crotch so she be productive. Are you really comfortable with a girl coming up and jamming her face into your pants for a few minutes every hour or so?

>> No.35449587

whatever happened to that one tg anon?

>> No.35449593

>>35446916
It's crazy how a fucking hentai site fights piracy better than megacrops like disney

>> No.35449607

>>35449582
Yeah. Why do you think I got her addicted in the first place? Now I have a short submissive scent slave, and I'm going to rock her world once I promote her to being a cum slave.

>> No.35449609

>>35449578
I like these boobies and I like ran

>> No.35449619

>>35449587
He's still around. If you really he miss his shitposts I can try to get him to stop going to the other MG threads and only post on this one.

>> No.35449654

>>35443111
I don't know honestly, not well versed enough yet to figure it out.
>impulsive
>love hiking and nature, specifically colder environments and coasts
>get bored of things and environments quickly
>somewhat aggressive
>loves stupid sentimental shit like a peaceful cool night, happy/satisfying story ending or watching the sun rise
Any suggestions anons?

>> No.35449662

WHY IS IT SO HOT
It was okay at first, almost pleasant, like being in a sauna
now I'm just fucking frying
NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
WHERE'S A YUKIONNA WHEN YOU NEED HER

>> No.35449692

>>35449017

But what about the MGfags trapped there?

>> No.35449717

>>35449662
The ice queen got pissy from all the people bitching about the cold six months ago, so now she's taking a vacation. This all your fault, anons.

>> No.35449746

>>35449717
I was asking for more cold. More snow. More more more

>> No.35449771

>>35449654
I'm saying your a match for Spade Trumpart
>impulsive
>love hiking and nature, specifically colder environments and coasts
>get bored of things and environments quickly
Trumpart is just as energetic and active as you let her be, and will be happy to show you a new and bizarre part of Wonderland every day to explore and fuck in.
>somewhat aggressive
She's a warrior so she will share your fire, but she's also a monster and your wife and will help direct your feelings to something productive. Wonderland is always looking for new ideas and scenarios to construct and add to the experience.
>loves stupid sentimental shit like a peaceful cool night, happy/satisfying story ending or watching the sun rise
Considering how bizarre Wonderland can be, you will find some oddly beautiful occurrences to discover with your wife. Could be the pink clouds forming shifting into different shapes as they float across the sky, or the peaceful quiet of a mushroom patch nobody has been to before. Infinite lewd and bizarre possibilities means infinite opportunities to find something you can appreciate.

>> No.35449810
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>>35438272

>> No.35449824
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>>35449007
based Wyoming

>> No.35449832

are greens and stories accepted here?

>> No.35449842

>>35449771
Thank you, blessed lore anon. Good match.

>> No.35449844

>>35449717
She's just jealous all her little stunt did was cause some fateful anon to write a paragraph about how you should consider a certain worm as a scarf to keep warm, kickstarting a legend. She was hoping for more anons proclaiming their love for the cold and their willingness to marry her. She'll get over the pettiness soon I guess.

>> No.35449861

>>35449832
Yes as long as they adhere to the thread's unwritten rules, you'll know em if you lurk for a little bit.

>> No.35449876

>>35449662
git gud, scrub, it ain't that hot

>> No.35449888

>>35449861
currently in the process of doing so, only discovered this thread recently because i was looking on the wrong boards

>> No.35449901

>>35449832
Yes, but if it's long enough to not fit in a single post, it's better to upload it to an outside site (would suggest Pastebin if it hadn't gotten fucked) and link it instead of spreading it across multiple posts.

>> No.35449920

>>35449007
>my state is futa
anger.

>> No.35449924

>>35449036
>Do you think a folder with two dozen pics is enough to prove my based tastes?

Yes, there has to be at least some good MG fics you know about and some knowledge on MGs that would prove you want a waifu.

>> No.35449928
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35449928

Who's the collar for, Anon?

>> No.35449936

>>35449920
Could be worse. Could be Cali.

>> No.35449939
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35449939

How long are you gonna keep the act up?

>> No.35449944

>>35449007
>incest state
Is this where daughteru fags emerged from

>> No.35449955

>>35449928
For her boyfriend

>> No.35449968

>>35449304
Wait, is she an oni or a demon?

>> No.35449972
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>>35449662

>> No.35449993
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35449993

How do valkyries train young human boys if their bodies keep giving them boners?

>> No.35449995

>>35449968
She should get the protein powder regardless.

>> No.35450001

>>35449007
Reminder that we already did a poll and know that Montana are a bunch of liars because there are no monster girl lovers there.
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing
I would post the registration link but the guy won't update the map anymore.

>> No.35450007

>>35449968
japanese goblin

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>>35443111
i'm pretty lazy and accepting

>> No.35450039
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mad hatters are kind of underated in my opinion. i like their hats/heads

>> No.35450041

>>35450001
I'm from MT I just don't live there now.
Also who the fuck actually pays for fakku

>> No.35450049

>>35449972
Come home Yuki-chan, it's hot

>> No.35450051

>>35450001
>I would post the registration link but the guy won't update the map anymore.
The ratas/feds got all the info they wanted, why would they keep updating the map after that?

>> No.35450065

>>35450039
Are those...
ANON NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

>> No.35450081

>>35450039
I want to suck on those teats.

>> No.35450082

>>35450065
IVE DOOMED US ALL

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>>35450039
>>35450082
HOW COULD YOU, NOW 4CHAN IS RUINED.

>> No.35450113

>>35450039
AAAAH THEY'RE BLINDING ME

>> No.35450128

>>35450039
I also like their ti- I mean wonderful tracts of land

>> No.35450132
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>>35450039
I haven't seen Hatterfag post here in a long time, but at least he's not dead or anything like that.

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>>35450132
He's doing wonderfully anon, and currently caught between his mushroom soft and a very loving hard place.

>> No.35450181

>>35450154
>big things are not cute
prove her wrong by gifting her a giant teddy bear

>> No.35450196

>>35449920
At least you aren't California, Hawaii, or New Hampshire.

>> No.35450229
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35450229

>>35438272

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>>35450132
Far from it friend! Between work and friends and a more deliberate diffusion of downtime, I've landed to not really come to ol' 4chan much anymore. But I do appreciate you all so very much for helping me find myself so spectacularly so- you all truly are wonderful people~!

>> No.35450267

>>35449968
>>35449995
Horns look like Oni instead of demon, I assume she's one of the rare shortstack Onis.

Regardless, she and I will be hitting the gym

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>>35450229

>> No.35450275

>>35449469
Tax collector agency

>> No.35450284
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>>35450236
Aww. Well, I'm glad you're doing good fag.

>> No.35450287

>>35450229
My Kunoichi wife keeps assassinating me at work.

>> No.35450310
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35450310

>evil
>lamia
>purple
>corrupts the fuck out of everything
>horny as fuck
S tier monster girl

>> No.35450331

cuddle cat

>> No.35450337

Will my shog maid think I am weird if I want to braid her hair?

>> No.35450338

how do I evade taxes?

>> No.35450346

>>35450337
She will think you are very special cause you can't braid slime

>> No.35450349
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>>35450310
Mmm, grape.

>> No.35450351
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>> No.35450353

>>35450338
you know well what you have to do in order to avoid them,
burn the house down
BURN THEM ALL

>> No.35450378

>>35450331
Big Fat

>> No.35450387

>>35450346
I can try.

>> No.35450406

>>35450378
Cat spats

>> No.35450424

>>35450406
in hats with tatter tats

>> No.35450457
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Just imagine it: a big farm with various species of monsters, all with holstein racks and clad in cow print. Truly a heavenly dairy farm.

>> No.35450460
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35450460

Where do I find the mysterious and elusive robo sah-moo-rais?

>> No.35450466

>>35450457
Oh god, I would drink milk all day

>> No.35450471

>>35450460
In the world of Kenshi

>> No.35450479

>>35450229
do kunoichi still go on missions or sneak around when they're pregnant? I would probably worry myself to death making sure she's resting

>> No.35450485
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>>35443111

Physical traits, I don't see how they would be relevant considering MGs will not reject anyone for their appearance and neither is there a single race that specifies preference for a particular appearance.

But aside that, considering I am a lazyfag, weak and an extreme musclefag and protectionfag, the candidates would be: Kikimora, Shoggoth, Minotaur and Hellhound. In the end I think Mino would win, because he is the most compatible while appealing to most of my fetishes: Likes a lazy lifestyle, a strong warrior that protects and muscles.

>> No.35450491
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>>35450457
i want to watch monster reality shows where they force begrudging paladin-chan to integrate with a monster commune, such as farms.

>> No.35450504

>>35450479
I imagine it'd be hard for them to do, especially my kunoichi who would be carrying no less than five future ninjas at a time. Not only would their stomachs poke out around corner or hiding spots, but they might leave traces of milk behind.

>> No.35450507

>>35450457
>Hey Anon, why are four of your ten...uh... 'cows' salamanders?

>> No.35450523

>>35449993
Then they just marry them in holy matrimony. They can deal out righteous justice in the name of the chief god and quench the list in their loins at night as husband and wife! It’s a win win for all!

>> No.35450531

>>35450507
You know how brown cows give you chocolate milk? Well, sallys give you spicy milk.

>> No.35450533

>>35450479
As you should be worried anon she's going on dangerous missions such as yoga with the other mothers, mommy and me swim classes, curbside shopping baby powder and diapers, and getting food she has weird cravings for. Honestly I don't know how kunoichi husbands even let their pregnant wives out of their sight

>> No.35450534

>>35450491
>"On this episode of Keeping Faith, High Paladin Emeralda is going to be spending the week in Fox Village."
>"Even living among heathens cannot break my convictions to the Chief God."
>one week passes
>"Ara ara, would a cute boya like you want to spend time with Emmy? I'll let you touch my tails as much as you like~"

>> No.35450544

>>35450531
Which MG gives you strawberry banana milk?

>> No.35450549

>>35450533
Bases

>> No.35450550

>>35450534
I would love it if they allowed viewers vote on where the next place should be

>> No.35450557

>>35450544
brazilian Kakuens

>> No.35450560

>>35443111

I'm good with dogs, and they really like me. I don't know if it extends to wolves and foxes, but I sure hope so. Dog girls are cute, but not really my thing.

>> No.35450561

>>35450533
>getting food she has weird cravings for
>"What's with all this chocolate you bought?"
>"It's for chocolate covered bananas."
>"But I don't see any bananas."
>she just looks at you

>> No.35450563
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35450563

I think I figured out the easiest way to find a submissive ocelomeh, or at least an openly lovey dovey one. Just find an ocelomeh banished from the tribe for heresy of having vanilla porn meaning you can live our her fantasies of being bridal carried.

>> No.35450568
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>>35438272
Every monster girl looks better in bodystocking.

>> No.35450583

>>35450039
nice

>> No.35450592

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, think on this.
buff monsters in pretty dresses.

>> No.35450593

>>35450491
What's the knife for?

>> No.35450603

>>35450491
>cow-pally is at first quite hostile to the other cows
>however Farmer Anon takes special interest in her because he thinks she's having trouble making friends
>fast forward a couple episodes and she's the headwife of the farm
>she's long since transformed into a holst but Farmer Anon though she ws one all along

>> No.35450607

>>35450550
>"That's it for this week's show, everyone, but don't forget to jump on social media and let us know where our contestants will go next. Your choices are: Salamander Sauna and Bath, Oni Island, or Kobold Play Park. And don't miss out on next week's super special episode where Maddie here gets to do a homestay with the Demon Lord herself! How lucky!"
>cuts to terrified paladin on the verge of passing out

>> No.35450610

>>35450593
Cows must always be ready to defend themselves.

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>>35438272

>> No.35450616

>>35450568
What if she can't fit in one?

>> No.35450624

>>35450592
I want to put a buff monster in gothic lolita outfit with all the frills and have wear a silly hat as well

>> No.35450628

>>35450533
They can sneak out, but their husbands will find them! Even if they have to drag them out of the ice cream store/yoga gym/pool while loudly commenting about how worried they were!

>> No.35450630
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>>35450592
>still proud of that time you managed to get your wife into a wedding dress

>> No.35450634

>>35450624
>Huge, massively buff oni
>Lots of scars and tales of battle.
>Now sitting at a table in a frilly outfit and drinking tea.

>>35450630
Its the best, isn't it?

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>>35450592

>> No.35450657
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Reminder that goblins deserve headpats and wombpats.

>> No.35450660

>>35450491
>cut to winterstown
>grumpy and shivering paladin glaring daggers at a yeti who wants to help but finds her difficult to approach

>> No.35450663

>>35450634
sitting in a tiny chair with her pinky raised, now that would be worth getting punched for teasing her

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>>35438272

>> No.35450676

>>35450663
You gonna get suplexed if you aren't careful...and once she gets out of that dress.

>> No.35450683

>>35450657
shoo shoo cum goblin

>> No.35450698

>>35450676
I would have the biggest shit-eating grin that would put even the smuggest Cheshire to shame
>>35450683
>t.900+ year old elf virign

>> No.35450700
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35450700

How much sanity damage do I take if I drink the shog kool-aid but I'm not her husband?

>> No.35450707

>>35450700
Well you'll be her husband shortly anyway, she'll pick up what remains of your mind and make you a happy master

>> No.35450725
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>>35450707
Well that's comforting, but I meant it in the case that she's already married

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>>35438272

>> No.35450735

>>35450728
damn, they feed the birds well

>> No.35450743

How fucked am I, when I see a curvy and tall monster, I might mutter Mommy?

>> No.35450744
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>>35450657
Is it Goblin Time yet?

>> No.35450754

>>35450698
Not a treehumper, I just want to save my cum for cursed swords. Those edgelords are so fucking hot.

>> No.35450764

>>35450657
I would kiss that Elf.

>> No.35450767

>>35450754
Greatsword cursed sword wife, what ya think?

>> No.35450774

>>35450728
Gotta get your birds thicker in time for Thanksgiving!

>> No.35450799

>>35450767
Greatswords are a timeless classic, but currently I'm in the mood for exotic swords. Something like a cursed shotel or maybe a cursed khopesh from a pharaoh's tomb.

>> No.35450802

Do you want your slime wife with pulp or no pulp?

>> No.35450829

>>35450700

It will likely just become marker to make you the husband of another Shoggoth or abyssal monster.

>> No.35450851

>>35450802
Pulp would be weird in any jelly that isn't barometz.

>> No.35450872

Would you rather be pinned by one big monster or a pack of smaller monsters?

>> No.35450891

>>35450872
Neither.

>> No.35450893
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>>35450657
>>35450744
I want elves. Gimme elves.

>> No.35450908

>>35450799
might i entice with with a rhoka, or the ikakalaka

>> No.35450911

>>35450872
Any major size difference seems like it would be a pain in the ass after the initial fun of it wears off. Can I get something in the middle? Like being pinned by two monsters that are close to my height?

>> No.35450923

>>35450744
Always goblin time. Gonna stuff each and everyone of them with enough semen to make them look pregnant.

>> No.35450928

>>35450872
A big shoggoth smothering me in slime sounds fantastic.

>> No.35450937

>>35450767
Are greatswords thicc CCs?

>> No.35450944
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>>35450872
I want to pin tiny monster and have my way with her

>> No.35450947

>>35450872
definitely a big one. Most of the monster girls i really like are big, and i just prefer tall in general

>> No.35450950

>>35450872
I'd rather get sandwiched by two big monsters, but if those are the only options, I'll take the one big one.

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>>35450802
I want slimes to be sealed in a jar and kept far, far away from me.

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>>35438272

>> No.35450975

I really like humpty eggs.

>> No.35450996

>>35450959
you sound like you would fit nicely inside a 2 cubic meter jar.

>> No.35451011

>>35450908
While I do like exotic swords, I also enjoy a bit of purpose and functionality to their design as well. Both designs have vulnerabilities that could damage the sword or the wielder that were purposely put in or left out for the sake of looking cool, and I would hate the idea of seeing my waifu hurt because of a poorly thought-out design.

>> No.35451020

Thanks to the research I've conducted at Slime Tech, I've managed to create a slime that carries seven different slime cores, as well as the aggregate manamono mana of said cores. The result is a highly intellegent, very powerful slime that surpasses a slime queen. A slime empress, if you would.

>> No.35451035

>>35451020
i'll take two

>> No.35451036

>>35450911
It's boring but I'll allow it.
>>35450950
Because >>35450891 picked neither, you can have the big one he could of had. Enjoy big girl double trouble.

>> No.35451040

>>35451011
If we were talking mundane swords, you might be right, but these are cursed swords. Their mana alone removes any weaknesses caused by design.

>> No.35451059

>>35451035
Based on their power and spirit energy consumption rate, it's recommended to only have one per "tester." Plus, they are quite difficult to make given that they require seven slime cores. And don't even get me started on how competitive they are with other slimes.

>> No.35451061

if the mge universe's technology advanced enough, would we get cursed shotguns?

>> No.35451077
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35451077

Today I had to trasverse through rain and then develop headaches, weaknesses coughs sneezes whatever the fuck, now I’m freezing even in heat and as I lie down here in bed, unable to sleep from all this...
I now think the premise of a BEEG monster girl stripping (You) up, forcing you inside her clothes to heat you up and nurse back to health to be one of the best ever created. And this world needs big soft mgs.

>> No.35451096

>>35451077
>doesn't even have to get up to feed you
>just shift you around under her clothes until your mouth is pressed against a nipple and let you do the rest

>> No.35451116

>>35451040
That may be true, even looking at the profile image there are some things that would cause problems if it was mundane. Seeing the profile makes me think the more fantastic-looking ones might be the normal. Maybe a more "mundane" cursed sword design is considered exotic in MGE.

>> No.35451139

>>35449007
>Fakku

>> No.35451147

>>35451061
Guns exist, but keep in mind this is a Japanese fantasy setting. The guns probably shoot silly bullets and you're better off throwing rocks or shooting arrows than using a rifle or shotgun.

>> No.35451156

>>35451096
What if I gotta piss though

>> No.35451161

>>35450872
I would rather get attacked by a group of smaller monsters led by one bigger (boobed), more powerful monster who rules over them and makes all of the rules.

>> No.35451168
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How do you feel about girls with MEAT?

>> No.35451175

>>35450001
>Cali
>Alp
I should have seen that coming.

>> No.35451177

>>35451168
Makes me hungry for a burger, or steak.

>> No.35451213

which mg is best to have lying on top of you?

>> No.35451222

>>35451213
blanket monster

>> No.35451233

>>35451213
In what way?

>> No.35451235
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>> No.35451240

>>35451161
sounds like you're going for rats but i really like the hobgoblin dynamic

>> No.35451245

>>35451233
sexually and non sexually. one for each

>> No.35451292
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>>35451213
Some type of beastgirl, for sure.

>> No.35451316

Another question, whats the best monster girl to be lying on top of? Sexually and non sexually, whichever or both.

>> No.35451333
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>> No.35451350

>>35451333
What did she mean by this?

>> No.35451374

I like big boob monster

>> No.35451470

>>35451350
cum inside

>> No.35451472

Cheshire cat's stinky English titties!

>> No.35451497
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>>35451235
The best monsters are thicc monsters.

>> No.35451522

>>35447839
Is there an "In the making of Manticore"?

>> No.35451537

>>35451316
Pretty sure it boogie.

>> No.35451555
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How do you deal with edgy 90s lizardgirls?

>> No.35451565
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>>35451522
Well you see anon when a manticore and a man really love each other she decides to not use her tail pussy or at least use it on his balls, letting him use her normal pussy

>> No.35451579

>>35451555
Stun them with sudden kisses, then put them in a mating press before they can respond

>> No.35451582

>>35451555
By putting on lots of pouches, huge shoulder pads and carrying big guns (they're styrofoam)

>> No.35451597
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>tfw no shortstack monster to squat on your dick

>> No.35451651

>>35451555
spankings

>> No.35451669

>>35451565
Ooh, so that's how baby Manticores. Uhhh, does the baby come out of the tail or the pussy?

>> No.35451679

>>35451555
Still preferable to those fascist 80s lizardgirls

>> No.35451704

Post muscle Inaris.

>> No.35451725

>>35451669
The pussy, if your manticore pops out an egg one day from her tail and says it's your child she's just messing with you and popped one in from the fridge

>> No.35451731
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35451731

Suppose I get isekaid to MGE. I literally have nowhere to stay, nothing to my name. What would be an effective way to propose to a Shoggoth so she becomes my wife given I have no home where she can serve in?

>> No.35451732

>>35451725
But what if the egg is the size of a baby?

>> No.35451753

>>35451731
Use sticks to build a sort of thingie, like the one Eeyore has.

>> No.35451853

>>35451731
Cum in her enough and she can be your home.

>> No.35451965

MONSTERIZATION IS A CURSE, NOT A GIFT.

>> No.35451972
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I GOT A GUN
NO GIRLS
GIRLS GOTTA DIE

>> No.35451995
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Don't let hags and ancient evils intimidate you. Their holes have gone unused for so long, they'll cum their brains out just from you pressing your tip against the entrance.

>> No.35452023

>>35451995
Then we're pretty much made for each other, as I'm sure I'd end up doing the same.

>> No.35452034

>>35451995
But I don't want my benis anywhere near a hag to begin with.

>> No.35452051

>>35452034
>he doesn't want a mature woman with highly concentrated fertility

>> No.35452102
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>>35451995
Fat
Fox
Everything

>> No.35452110

>>35452051
Is "highly concentrated fertility" a metaphor for "barren as the surface of mars"?

>> No.35452123

>>35452110
Monsters never become infertile, they only get more fertile with age.

>> No.35452138

>>35452110
t. seething loli

>> No.35452166
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>> No.35452167
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35452167

So it’s mostly accepted that most aggressive monster girls like it when a guy tries to top her, but what aggressive species wouldn’t like it when a guy tries to dominate her instead of just taking it?

>> No.35452190

>>35452167
Dark E***s probably

>> No.35452218

>>35452166
I need this, but with two, maybe three, monsters.

>> No.35452227

>>35452167
God that smile is so fucking good I love it

>> No.35452251

>>35452167
I don't normally like short hair, but god damn.

>> No.35452289
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Big tiddy Necromancer problems.

>> No.35452294
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35452294

Romance big softies.

>> No.35452325

>>35452289
Would saying "pspsps" to any cat-type monster girl be considered racism?

>> No.35452343

Aside from obviously the toilet, is there anything else in the house that your Shog would not replace with her own body? Can they create functional gaming consoles? How would they work?

>> No.35452348
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35452348

It's inevitable that there would be Kikimora with noble blood but how would that get reconciled with their submissive meido motif?

>> No.35452372

>>35452348
No, but every time you bring it up they just make a pun saying they can give royal service.

>> No.35452387
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>>35452294
Love big softies

>> No.35452394
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35452394

>>35452343
>Aside from obviously the toilet, is there anything else in the house that your Shog would not replace with her own body?
They most definitely will replace your toilet

>> No.35452431

>>35452325
No cat I've ever owned has reacted to this noise whatsoever

>> No.35452500

>>35452431
My cat did so, but she also loved to get petted above everything, so she would probably show up regardless if you did the noise or not, but it helped.

>> No.35452509

>>35452343
>Aside from obviously the toilet
It's cute that you think that.
And she would 100% replace your games and consoles. I'm waiting for shog adventures 14 to come out right now.

>> No.35452584

>>35452509
>And she would 100% replace your games and consoles. I'm waiting for shog adventures 14 to come out right now.

You know? You just made me think of an anon receiving a mysterious dating sim game, that in reality is a Shog game where the Shog records all your preferences in waifus before showing up at your home.

>> No.35452616

>>35452394
Fuck off.

>> No.35452629

>>35452584
>Hfw I have to explain that I might be interested in girls and situations in a game that I wouldn't want to touch with a 10ft pole

>> No.35452665

I wonder what MGE human women actually look like. They can't be that bad if they turn into monstergirls. Has KC actually managed to draw an ugly human woman yet? I don't think so. I can think of a few human > monster downgrades in fact.

>> No.35452743
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>>35452665
No ugly girls yet, but he drew a plain one once

>> No.35452769

>>35452743
I was actually thinking of her and desu, she was cuter as a human. Whack a tail on her fat ass and call her a troll

>> No.35452773

>>35452584
I want her to start sending me porn games to see what I get off too.
I dread what she will do when she realizes I have a fetish for consensual mindcontrol and impregnation.

>> No.35452797

>>35452743
She needs to wipe her face off she got some...uhhh…..fruit juice on it.

>> No.35452841
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I wonder if Ahri looks both ways when she crosses my mind

>> No.35452880

>>35452841
Such big floppy ears.

>> No.35452931

>>35452841
Grab her ear with one hand and her tit with the other

>> No.35452979

>>35449861
What are the "written rules" then?

>> No.35453095

>>35452979
No /d
No exessive /tg (milage varies)
No furry
No monsterboys (incubi is an endless debate, one dude only allowing it if they become alps)
No power wank out side of instant loss femdom
No NTR/cucking
TF is allowed in a limited sense
Harems are a coinflip
No Monstergirls being overshadowed by sparklelord OC UI shaggy

>> No.35453422

>>35453095
>No monsterboys (incubi is an endless debate
It isn't. Incubi are entirely human/superhuman and not monstrous in the slightest.
>TF is allowed in a limited sense
TF is entirely allowed as far as I'm aware. Miss me with that gay GB shit though
>Harems
are fine

>> No.35453579

>>35453095
>Harems are a coinflip
This part is wrong. They're way more accepted than that.

>> No.35453612

>>35453095
>No /d
That rule gets broken so often I don't even think it's worth having.

>> No.35453671

>>35450039
Wow you guys I just got promoted

>> No.35453730
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35453730

>>35449810
I need abyssal girls in my life.
>>35450351
giwtwm
>>35450457
I want to live on a farm like that and milk all the cows.
>>35451077
I won't even need to be tied up to stay in place, though my hands will wander around for sure!
>>35451213
That is a good question. Probably as other said a beastgirl. Also smaller than me, but taller are also fun to have on top of me.
>>35451316
Tall monster girl. Tall soft monster girls.
>>35451597
Or lift them up.
>>35451995
>>35452102
I won't dick them. Just eating their puss.
>>35452294
>>35452387
I love big softies.

>> No.35453789

Being a god-king of a p'orc tribe sounds really nice until you have to pick out a target for them to raid. What even is there to raid in monster lands? The vampire mansion? The lich tower? The demon castle? The random town with succubi?

>> No.35453800
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>>35438272

>> No.35453999

>>35451156
Pulling down your pants and hold your in place, while you use the toilet.
Probably when she needs to piss, she will hold you in her arms, turning red as she realises that you will be able to listen to her intensive peeing.

>> No.35454094

>>35453612
/d/ basically exclusively means futa nowadays. There's no /d/ here.

>> No.35454204

>>35453789
As God-King, you decide the fate of the tribe and their actions. They'll obey your commands no matter what they are. Even if you told them to commit suicide, they'd obey with hesitancy. So just tell them not to raid and focus on making the stronghold self-sufficient. They won't get mad, upset, or agitated. You fulfill all their needs. Also, they can't be raiders when they're perpetually pregnant.

>> No.35454238

>>35452616
>Not wanting shoggy to form an onahole and jerk you off while you're dropping a deuce.
You'd be naive to think shoggy will let you sit on anything that isn't her.
They're not gonna eat your shit and drink your piss. They'll just carry it off and detach the contaminated slime into the sewer. No stink, no mess.

>> No.35454296

>>35454238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7JSjFi1JuE

>> No.35454311
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>>35452769
What'd she monsterize as?

>troll
yes

>> No.35454344

>>35451597
>tfw no shortstack monster to squat on your face
ftfy

>> No.35454389
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Red Slimes are cool!

>> No.35454395

>>35454296
I'm very confused

>> No.35454535

>>35454395
Lexx has that effect on people.

>> No.35454539

>>35451333
Poor thing is shaking without her fix of cuddles, just one hug won't hurt

>> No.35454569

>>35454539
>One hug
>It's a 20 hour long hug

>> No.35454586

>>35454569
>>35454539
>One hug. But she never let you go.

>> No.35454656

>>35454586
>Yeti finds a winter Lich to make you both undead
>so she can cuddle for your body heat forever

>> No.35454669

>>35451731
>I have no home where she can serve in
She can always start small and make you a tent.

>> No.35454889

>>35453095
>UI shaggy
Is that sill a thing?

>> No.35454935

>>35454094
Which is ironic considering that /d/ tends to be more fatty threads than futa nowadays.
>>35454395
That is the usual result of watching Lexx.

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>>35452743
>>35452769
Plain human girls you say?

>> No.35455083

>>35454389
>1 Damage
>1 Damage
>1 Damage
>1 Damage
Yeah, sure. They're cool. Don't do a whole lot of damage tho.

>> No.35455196

>>35454989
cute Werecat in the making

>> No.35455799

I'm gonna lead a p'orc raid against the local demon warlord and steal all of her panties.
P'orcs deserve only the highest quality panties.

>> No.35455940

>>35455799
>p'orcs complaining that the demon warlord's panties don't fit their meaty asses
I think that'd be pretty demoralizing to the warlord.

>> No.35455998

>>35455940
>They return her stuff a few days later saying that her panties and bras were to small for all of them.
>The warlord dies a little inside
>She sees them leave with their husband
>Die a little more inside
>She just want a hero to finally come and defeat her but nobody has even made it to her castle in 100 years outside of anons p'orc riding party

>> No.35456004

>>35455940
>The Demon Warlord raises her power and wealth by appropiating herself the license to sell and produce high class panties.

>> No.35456363
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Fluffy snuggles with foxes.

>> No.35456373
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Would you roll for SSR Bapho?

>> No.35456380

>>35456363
Look at that happy lil fox

>> No.35456601

>>35456373
No, gacha a shit and I'm not into baphs.

>> No.35456756

teach your daughterus not to rape

>> No.35456774
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>>35456363
What is it that gives foxes their snuggliness?

>> No.35456833

>>35456756
Well I fuck her consensually, so that's not a problem.

>> No.35456861
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How can such fat harpies fly?

>> No.35456865
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>>35455799
How many oinkers are in your raid party?

>> No.35456904

>>35456861
An eagle is fine too.

>> No.35456912

>>35456861
Freedom lifts them up

>> No.35456943
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new waifu look comm finished

>> No.35456971

>>35456861
catapult

>> No.35456986

>>35456861
>>35456971
Are you sure you don't mean slingshots?

>> No.35456997

>>35456943
double horn bows and she do be looking sharp

>> No.35457017
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35457017

>>35456986
>>35456971
>>35456861

>> No.35457044

>>35456943
Your wife reminds me of Reines. If you don't know who that is, I understand.

>> No.35457074

>>35456865
I want a party of 8.
Hell, I could go for a whole tribe, but I don't know if I could love them all as much as they deserve.

>> No.35457082

>>35456943
She always looks really cute, I forgot if you mentioned her name before.

>> No.35457088

>>35456943
Please pat her head, she deserves it.

>> No.35457104

>>35457044
The girl with the metal slime maid?
(not the guy you're replying to btw)

>> No.35457132

>>35457088
What happens if you don't?

>> No.35457171

>>35457082
It's Liselotte

>> No.35457195
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>> No.35457273
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35457273

High-density domestic goat

>> No.35457292

>>35457171
That's a nice name.

>> No.35457313

>>35457273
Not domestic enough.
Must breed.

>> No.35457318 [SPOILER] 
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Begone, lurid creature!

>> No.35457334
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>>35457171
>>35457292
Such an oddly common name.

>> No.35457359

>>35457318
Is she saying that, or is it being said to her?

>> No.35457378

>>35457359
To

>> No.35457393
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>>35438272

>> No.35457499

>>35449182
Magus had one about a swimming coach getting monsterized

>> No.35457501
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35457501

>>35448396
We have Wurmling

>> No.35457548

>>35450471
God I want to impregnate a lewd shek girl. And a lewd scorchlander girl

>> No.35457559

>>35457273
It's a demon.

>> No.35457582

>>35457104
Yes
(also different anon)

>> No.35457594

>>35450607
Send her to the worst place of all... Manchester

>> No.35457613
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>>35438272

>> No.35457637

>>35457501
worship wurmling

>> No.35457642
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>>35456601
What about bride Bapho?

>> No.35457654
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smol maus

>> No.35457666

>>35457393
Bacon

>> No.35457670
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>>35457642

>> No.35457676

>>35457642
No, gacha a shit and I'm not into baphs.

>> No.35457681

How to stop your Kobold from chasing Ratas?

>> No.35457710

>>35457681
The problem is gone if the squirrels are gone

>> No.35457726

>>35455940
>>35455998
You know when I read that I interpreted "not fitting" to mean her panties were too big

>> No.35457741
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>>35457710
But they live there.

>> No.35457750

>>35457642
I would, she's cute.

>> No.35457765

>>35457741
That can be changed

>> No.35457797
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35457797

I`am so ashamed that i can`t satisfy any monster girl cuz have oversensitive dick. So everytime i will just have premature ejaculation what will make my wife sad. I just hope, all mgs has nature premature-tracker that detect illiquid males like me.

>> No.35457809

>>35457797
What

>> No.35457824

Would you be okay with your waifu level draining you? Are you only comfortable with a partial drain or are you okay with going all the way back to level 1?

>> No.35457905

>>35457797
This isn't your insecurity support group. Reread the books and stop being such a turbo fag.

>> No.35457906

>>35457824
Specially if she manhandles me afterwards, yes

>> No.35457915

>>35451235
I like artists that somehow make armpits look even more erotic than vulvas

>> No.35457929

>>35457726
>P'Orc husband like big asses
>P'Orc has big ass
>Someone call P'Orc a fat ass, she thanks them for being nice
>P'Orc tries to complicate the Demon warlord on her fat ass
>Demon gets offended
>P'Orc doesn't understand what the issue is
>Hubhub understand P'Orc
>P'Orc loves hubhub

>> No.35457932

>>35457797
LIQUIIIDDD

>> No.35457939

>>35457824
Level drain is only acceptable if she takes care of me

>> No.35457955

>>35457929
It's okay, that demon will understand when she gets her own hubhub

>> No.35457961
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35457961

>>35438272

>> No.35457975

>>35457318
Dumbest thing ever said. Who doesn’t want a cute mucus toad party member
>Provide resistance to diseases from jubjub flu to mad holst disease
>Deal extra damage to bug type monsters allowing you to one shot a horde of vamp mosquitoes
>Spit has regenerative bonus
>Can cover you in mucus as well giving you heavy fire resistance
>High jump ability allows her to close the gap to enemies
>Expert kissers, could teach you a thing or two to steal a maiden’s breath away
>Clean freaks, will clean every part of you with her tongue at your request. Every. Part
>Could secretly be a princess meaning you get to inherit a whole kingdom if you marry her
>Will happily hoppy your floppy until you sloppy her toppy then moppy the gloppy from your loppy jaloppy

>> No.35457977

>>35457824
Yeah.

>> No.35457993

>>35457975
Smooth well moisturized fingers wrote this post

>> No.35458021

>>35457975
I've never seen a high-ranked adventuring party include a frog.

>> No.35458038

>>35457961
Chainsaw shark is a bit of an odd combo.

>> No.35458047
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35458047

>>35457765
Please no, they have to learn to get along!

>> No.35458063

>>35458038
I'm guessing it's a reference to this: https://youtu.be/0eBDwVSU56s

>> No.35458211

>>35457929
Just another reason why a horde of fat assed Porcs is best

>> No.35458234

>>35456861
It's america, don't ask questions

>> No.35458274

>>35457975
give me a shortstack posion dart gal, and Im sold

>> No.35458289

>>35457929
P'Orc should have just explained how a fat ass is good for breeding because it gives hubhub something to grab and manhandle

>> No.35458325

What should I do if there is a monster under my bed?

>> No.35458341

>>35458325
Hold their hand. They must be quite lonely under the bed. Also pull them up for cuddling when you get the chance.

>> No.35458383

>>35458341
I tried but, she hid herself, She is real shy, how do I coax her out?

>> No.35458415

>>35458383
Beat your schmeat

>> No.35458416

>>35458383
Maybe with sweets? Or say the next girl, who appears in front of you will have your hand in marriage. Then pull her up, as she starts to hesitantly get out from under your bed.

>> No.35458494

>>35457559
goat demon

>> No.35458627
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35458627

Does your wife have an "Activate" button? Is it her nose?

>> No.35458631

>>35457594
I thought Anons here agreed it's Ohio.

>> No.35458655

>>35458627
her tummy

>> No.35458717
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35458717

>>35458627
I don't have a wife but if I see a scaled tail I'm grabbing it

>> No.35458740

>>35457932
SNAAAAKE

>> No.35458758

>>35457824
does anyone have any examples of level drain? sounds good but its new to me

>> No.35458762

>>35458627
I turn on my automaton by making her inverted nipples visible then pressing them in

>> No.35458780

>>35457797
incubi basically have unlimited stamina, you'll be ok

>> No.35458794

>>35438409
>I'll take you
>to go

>> No.35458902

why are monsters so sexy?

>> No.35459158

>>35454989
What are some monsters that look like working women?

>> No.35459226
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35459226

>>35458902
Conventionally improbable proportions and that’s a good thing.
Monster parts add an element of “wildness” that distances them from humans and the negative aspects we associate with them.

>> No.35459240
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35459240

>>35459226
BIG kots

>> No.35459251

>>35459226
>>35459240
I want to cuddle with big kots

>> No.35459262
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35459262

>>35459251
AIEE LOOK OUT THE BIG KOT IS ALSO BEHIND YOU

>> No.35459281

>>35459262
Just what i needed!

>> No.35459303

>>35459262
I need to be snuggled and smothered by a big kot when I go to bed

>> No.35459330
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35459330

My Daughter is a cutie!

>> No.35459360

>>35459262
THEY'RE GRRRREAT

>> No.35459386

>>35459240
Big kots are for big breeding.
Gonna give her a whole litter in one go.

>> No.35459396

>>35459330
When is she getting a Pshog younger sister?

>> No.35459438

>>35459330
That slime bear looks intimidating

>> No.35459549

>>35459240
something about tiddy against glass
it good

>> No.35459591

>>35459549
it activate neuron

>> No.35459613

>>35459396
Soon Hopefully!

>>35459438
it will fuck you up if you try to mess with her.

>> No.35459727
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35459727

>>35456861
That's the power of FREEDOM.

>> No.35459756

>>35459727
Boy oh boy, the price of freedom sure is steep.

>> No.35459826

>>35459727
>brown and fat
Of course

>> No.35459827

Actually thinking on it. For my Pshog daughter, should her clothing be slime like her mom or would that be lewd?

>> No.35459843
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35459843

>>35459756
Freedom is precious.

>> No.35459871

>>35459727
an american flying turkey

>> No.35459933

>>35459827
I mean your daughter's already pretty lewd. Might as well be honest about it.

>> No.35459945

>>35459827
You can do that without being lewd, but maybe err on the side of caution if it bothers you. Something like a goopy ribbon in her hair would be cute.

>> No.35459995
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35459995

>>35456861
Everything is bigger in America.

>> No.35460016

>>35459995
Thats why I love america

>> No.35460117

>>35459945
Yeah. I will try it with the slime clothes and then decide after i see em. Should be easy to change them to normal clothes. Definitely will do the slime ribbon though.

>> No.35460175

>>35459995
I want to have my cock locked inside this freedom birds pussy and have her smash my pelvis into dust.

>> No.35460209

>>35460175
you just need to sing the mating call of the freedom bird to get smashed

>> No.35460220

>>35459826
She's just very tanned.

>> No.35460247

>>35460220
Fat freedom bird tanned from her time mamano bombing the middle east into and monstergirl paradise.

>> No.35460283

Reply to this post with passive-aggressive Shoggoth quotes after she spent protecting her mastah all day or doing tasks and he still refuses anything sexual.

>> No.35460395
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35460395

Would you go to school with monster girls? Or would you prefer monster and human education stay separate?

>> No.35460421

>>35460395
I see no problem with going to school with monster girls.

>> No.35460437

>>35460395
Mixed monster/human schools would devolve into fucking and pregnancies, nobody would learn anything.

>> No.35460457

>>35460437
They would learn how to be pregnant.

>> No.35460483

>>35460457
That's not a valuable skill. You need to learn how to care for your twenty one children.

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