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That time of the year again.

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>> No.35460509
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35460509

Surrender to orcs.

>> No.35460517

>>35460395
So the big pawed/hooves monster girls don't wear shoes in the school? They would track dirt everywhere though!

>> No.35460534
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BEEG girls have trouble cooking for small humans

>> No.35460552
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Bully the nerds!

>> No.35460560

>>35460486
Shogs > Kikis
And this is final.

>> No.35460569

All hagoids get the rope.

>> No.35460579
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>>35460509
I'll take p'orcs instead

>> No.35460583

>>35460560
I guess that settles it then.

>> No.35460589

I thought you were my friend

>> No.35460591

>>35460534
No need. I'll eat same portions as her, to get as big and muscular.

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>>35460486

>> No.35460596

What is the best monster for long make out sessions? I'm talking one hour minimum.

>> No.35460617

>>35460596
Slimes

>> No.35460619

>>35460395

>Part of my elementary school, a lot of my secondary school and virtually all my highschool was a bullying sexless hell.

So yes, and if I am going to get bullied, I rather it be by being actually raped by the Hellhound delinquent or the popular girl, rather than being "ironically" flirted on to make a point of how fucking Fugly and undesirable I am.

>> No.35460620

>>35460560
I disagree

>> No.35460625

>>35460596
Karakasa-Obake. You two are in your own little world under the umbrella and can focus solely on kissing each other for as long as you want. She will never get tired of it because it's her purpose to serve you and make you happy. There's also the big tongue if you want to be licked all over.

>> No.35460626 [DELETED] 
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I want to pick a harpy up by the waist and fug her standing.

>> No.35460635
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>>35460596
Wonderworm or Mucus Toad.

>> No.35460638
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Reply to this post with passive-aggressive Shoggoth quotes after she spent protecting her mastah all day or doing tasks and he still refuses anything sexual.

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>>35460591
based

>> No.35460667

>>35460509
Sorry big orc-lady, i practice celibate.

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>>35460596
Sandworm. Lamias are good runner-ups

>> No.35460768
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35460768

>Citizen, your ejaculation privileges have been indefinitely revoked.

>> No.35460784

>>35460768
So I'm not allowed to nut anymore? This place sucks, I'm leaving.

>> No.35460790

>>35460534

I seem to remember when the xbox one controller was released, it was made for people with baby hands in mind. If it was too small for me, I'd love to see her try and use it.

>> No.35460801

>>35460768
Shouldn't be masturbation privileges?

>> No.35460805

>>35460768
My waifu is gonna be pissed

>> No.35460807

>>35460768
Thats good, i`m so tired wakes up with dirty pants.

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>>35460596
Isn't it more about the individual and love than any specific species?

>> No.35460826

>>35460813

It is, but I think he just meant in general. Your waifu is obviously gonna be #1 everything to you.

>> No.35460836

>>35460560
i find it weird how people tend to completely ignore the whole 'becoming a slime' thing with shoggs, thought that most would find that off putting when i read it, especially given how many people dont like atlach-nacha and mindflayers. I'd guess its mostly to do with appearance but idk

>> No.35460872

>>35460768
I don't do that tho, I just draw pussies

>> No.35460881

>>35460836

I ignore all of my problems. They'll go away on their own.

>> No.35460895

>>35460768
how ya gonna stop me from doing that?

>> No.35460910
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>>35460638

When master refuses taking a bath at Shoggoth made water:
>Oh, please forgive me master. I forgot you do not like to take regular showers. Excuse me.

When master actually takes a bath but refuses her services in washing his body or helping get dressed:

>Oh, how silly am I? I didn't took in count that your lack of experience with female interaction would make you feel undisposed to these services. Will you forgive this silly servant?

After saying he has no intent in going to a couples dance or some love festival

>I completely understand and abide by your choice, master. Women after all have tastes which will select their would be mate based on things like their lifestyle, income and appearance and you have wisely decided to avoid your precious heart being broken. After all, none of these women are your servant, that cannot and would not refuse to be with you and neither is she interested in those standards.

>> No.35460916

>>35460881
just going to ignore having a body made out of grape flavoured jelly?

>> No.35460924

>>35460916
Yup

>> No.35460925

>>35460916

My waifu isn't a Shog, but for the sake of the question, yes.

>> No.35460931

>>35460895
I have read enough Nakano Sora doujins, as well as Dhibi, to know the answer. And it's best for you to not know because in Dhibi's case to remove the thing is pretty hard.

>> No.35460932

>>35460836

You do not actually become a slime, your body just acquire certain slime-like properties on particular situations, like when getting attacked.

>> No.35460939

My Shog found a Kiki feather in my hair. What do?

>> No.35460945

Bros its happening. Pshog daughter at some undefined time in the future.

>> No.35460971

>>35460945
nice
>>35460939
blame shog for using a kiki duster

>> No.35460993

>>35460836
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime.
Seems like a pretty sweet deal, you look normal but still get perks from your Shogwife changing you. The best outcome out of all chaos monsters, I'd say.

>> No.35460996

>>35460971
Shog is very proud of her products but nobody can deny that the KikiBreeky Dust Locker 5300 is the best duster on the market.

>> No.35461033

Does the devil wear Prada?

>> No.35461071

>>35460993
idk, having a mindflayer gf who can help you with all your mental issues sounds great. i dont mind being a pussysquid, especially since i can turn back whenever i want/am allowed

>> No.35461072

>>35460784
You may regain your ejaculation privileges by visiting your nearest Mamono Security Forces office, filling the required forms, passing a few tests and undergoing a penis inspection.
>>35460801
That is to make sure to cover any kind of ejaculation. Men have been known to spontaneously ejaculate when visiting ares particularly dense with mamono mana or when in the presence of powerful monsters.
>>35460805
State issued revocation of ejaculation privileges only applies to single males. Ejaculation management of married men is at the wife/wives' discretion.

>> No.35461073

>>35460560
>>35460620
>>35460486

After this >>35395818 how can Kikis compete?

>> No.35461087

>>35460768
What did I do to deserve this fate?

>> No.35461090

>>35461033
She tried, but was too thicc.

>> No.35461098

>>35461072
>You may regain your ejaculation privileges by visiting your nearest Mamono Security Forces office, filling the required forms, passing a few tests and undergoing a penis inspection.
Sounds like a pain in the ass. I'm just going to move to somewhere outside of mamono jurisdiction and nut as I please.

>> No.35461100

>>35461073
while I am team shog, i'm not big on the whole servitude thing

>> No.35461132

>>35461100
Yeah it feels like I'm taking advantage of a misunderstanding.

>> No.35461136

>Kiki o Shog?
por que no lo dos?,jpg

>> No.35461155

>>35460910

What will she do if Mastah starts crying after one of these quotes?

>> No.35461173

>>35461136

¿Ambos?, Ambos, Queremos ambos.

>> No.35461183

>>35461100
>>35461132
I would treat my Shog as my equal.

>> No.35461184
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>>35460813

>> No.35461188
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>> No.35461192

>>35461155
fuck him till he stops

>> No.35461210
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>>35460596

Jinko, given they require 100+ sex before being satisfied. Hellhound likely too.

>> No.35461219

>>35461188
damn, demons were thicc even as lolis, I like em better then devils

>> No.35461258

>>35461184
Nice legs.

>> No.35461278

Suppose a guy commands his Shog to rape him, but as she is carrying him to his room he commands her to stop, giving her clear commands as her mastah, what would she do?

>> No.35461284
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>>35461184
Get that fucking frog out of my sight. Bunnies only.

>> No.35461304

>>35461087
You've ejaculated too many times without ever making move on a monster.

>> No.35461311
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>>35460596
vampires but only if they are old

>> No.35461333

>>35461304
I've only jerked off once

>> No.35461353

>>35461188
>demon loli tries to seduce Anon
>he is too busy doting on her to notice
>she wants to get in his pants but him spoiling her like this is also nice...

>> No.35461368
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35461368

>>35461284
She'd be the type of calling you virgin despite being one herself.

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>>35460486
I choose neither, and get myself a human maid.

>> No.35461399

>>35461368
I want the old hag snek goddess

>> No.35461409

>>35461371

I am sorry to tell you that if she looks like that and hasn't bitchslapped you when trying to perv her or call the cops, there is 99% chance she is a monster in disguise. That perfect disguise with no visible monster attributes would imply it is Shog. But the white hair could also mean you are dealing with a Lilim.

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>>35461368
I want to pet the big wolf!

>> No.35461415
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35461415

Wed and reproduce elves

>> No.35461429

>>35461192

Wont that make her want to make him cry even more?

>> No.35461437

>>35461371
>human
>show bote
what does this mean

>> No.35461456

>>35461371
well, keep her away from 99% of monsters and you should be able to keep having a human maid.

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>>35461399
Blush reaching critical levels.

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>>35461073
I've got a mouth and tongue fetish, so slimes can't compete. I want the real thing, the smell, the taste, the feel, the color, not some fake mimic of it. Kikis can provide that for me. Shogs can't. I still like shogs, but kikis are better for this fact alone.

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>>35461415
I'll only marry the elf if she's old and chubby

>> No.35461514

>>35461371
I can't find this "human" in the MGE Wiki species index, is that a Monmusu thing?

>> No.35461524

>>35461457
Just as intended, she is cute, CUTE, VERY CUTEST GODDESS
>>35461491
Hey, I like elves like that as well

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i present to you all the good version of the atlach nacha

>> No.35461556

>>35461532
Damn, I want to be a giant spider now?

>> No.35461571

>>35461532
now considering to being a fucking spider, damn never thought I would say that

>> No.35461575

>>35461188
This is what prime looks like.

>> No.35461588
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>>35461457
The whole comic this is from is so cute it's incredible

>> No.35461590
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>>35461413
Banzaaii.

>> No.35461591
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35461591

Giffany from Gravily Falls was incredibly based, to the point the characters never had a counter to her arguments and the writers made her change the topic immediately because she was actually succeeding in convincing her love interest. Got lots of monstergirl vibes from that episode.

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Lewd Monkeys

>> No.35461609

>>35461602
rude monkey

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>>35461590
I'm gonna pet her a lot and call her a good girl!

>> No.35461629

>>35461588
goddamn look at those 2 hags

>> No.35461636

>>35461591

Also needed to introduce a real girl suddenly interested in her love interest out of nowhere just so she doesn't appear to be right.

>> No.35461640

>>35461588
Yup, it is. Just makes me want to draw a kanako

>> No.35461648

>>35461640
Draw a Kanako!

>> No.35461661
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>>35461640
>"!"

>> No.35461669

How would a hellhound react if she found out that I have a phobia of dogs (though it doesn't extend to dog-like monster girls)?

>> No.35461673

>>35461640
Go full Lamia

>> No.35461705

>>35461669
The best treatment for specific phobias is a form of psychotherapy called exposure therapy.

>> No.35461731

>>35461669
Rape you

>> No.35461737

>>35461705
someone tell the dog to put her clothes back on

>> No.35461742

>>35461669
>Have phobia for large dogs after being attacked by a dog as a kid
>Love werewolves and hellhounds for some reason
I want a mindflayer to explain what's wrong with me

>> No.35461748

>>35461705
very, very close exposure

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>>35461629
Calling Gazer a hag too is a dangerous move anon

>> No.35461762

damn, some good posts overnight in the last thread
sweet new baphodaughter commission, some kinda monstergirl fucksim gacha mockup, and that madhatter pic which remains my most favorite pair of drawn titties ever

>> No.35461765

>>35461742
a mindflayer could just fix it for you, if you asked nicely

>> No.35461778

>>35461765
There is nothing to fix.
Except for the fact I'm currently not fucking a werewolf.

>> No.35461782

>>35461188
yes

>> No.35461784

I want to enter a monster city butt naked and see how long it takes for me to get a boner

>> No.35461808

>>35461778
We all want monster puss, we all do

>> No.35461814
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>>35461757
Its the only winning move

>> No.35461881

I want a monster so old that she made a promise with the first of my ancestors to take his descendant which is me in the modern era and she came to collect when I was born

>> No.35461906

>>35461881
>Teaching your 1000 year old waifu how computer work

>> No.35461926

>>35461184
Why her hat has eyes?

>> No.35461958

>>35461906
>honey to turn on the computer press the power button
>what button, the one with the symbol
>They all have symbols
now that would be a ride but worth it, think of the shitposts she can do on 4mons

>> No.35461966

>>35461926
Frog goddess.

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>>35461814
Winning move, or losing move? What girl likes to be called a hag?

>> No.35461987

>>35461881
This but getting coddled by the long since dead but now revived wife of my great great grandfather- and actually coddled, not in a sexual way. Although she'd encourage me to get her some kids with a nice girl.

>> No.35461999

>>35461958
I don't think an ancient mamono would browse imageboards. If anything, they'd be like that facebook grandma, downloading 100s of toolbars from advertisements, falling for scam advertisements, and playing candy crush

>> No.35462009

>>35461982
Delicious size-difference.
Sorry if that freaks out the waifufags...

>> No.35462024

>>35462009
Honestly I think the waifufags are freakier than you are.

>> No.35462048

hnnngg gazer goop

>> No.35462075

>>35461284
Bunny _____

>> No.35462079

>>35461982
Elves, Foxes, dragons, all the haughty ones
>>35461999
I know, they wouldn't but it would be fun to see the shitposts they some up with
>>35462048
Yes, I want to be covered gazer goop as well

>> No.35462085

>>35462048
being forced to lick mysterious gazer goop off her body

>> No.35462114

>>35462075
tits

>> No.35462115

>>35461966
Frogs have hats with eyes?

>> No.35462118
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need dark valkyrie to corrupt me just like she was

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>>35462115
Yeah. I'm a hat expert.

>> No.35462142

>>35462079
>Elves, Foxes, dragons, all the haughty ones
Just because they're monsters doesn't mean they aren't girls. Girls don't like being reminded of their age. Or weight.

Please remember this in the future, monster girls no matter how powerful or different they are are still girls deep down.

>>35462024
How so?

>> No.35462148

But isn't suwako one if the few 2hus confirmed not to be a Virgin?

>> No.35462153

>>35462142
They don't post the saucy stuff in the thread, Anon. Blue board and the thread's culture and all.

>> No.35462160

>>35462148
Yes.

>> No.35462165

>>35462153
Do they post it anywheres? Do you have suspicions or guesses?

>> No.35462168

>>35462142
Imma do it anyways cause I like to tease old hags, I also want to be punished for it as well

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>>35462048
From KC Q&As
>So what exactly is that black (liquid? solid?) mass on a Gazer's body?
>It's mysterious Gazer-gel. It's a protective coat turned half-solid from the girl's magic powers. It feels elastic to touch and can change its shape freely by putting it on and removing it (?)

I think a lot about the uses of Gazer goo, and what she'd do to me with it.

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>>35462191
I just want to know how it tastes

>> No.35462221

>>35462165
Well for one there's outright yuri between waifus that's both implied in some cases and blatant in others that you can find in the galleries. Not outright posting them to shitfling, but they're pretty great.

>> No.35462236

gazer goop more like gayzer poop
haha no one loves gazer

>> No.35462242

>>35462218
Like Vaseline.

>> No.35462257

>>35462221
For gazer and jabberwock? I don't recall any pics like that unless you're talking about other waifufags.

>> No.35462260

how much gazer milf art, is there?

>> No.35462269

>>35462257
Yeah I was more talking in general.

>> No.35462276

>>35462218
A very bitter dark chocolate

>> No.35462301

>>35456943
Did they artist tell you that you have a cute daughter?

>> No.35462322

>>35462301
He doesn't need the artist to tell him that, we'll always remind him.

>> No.35462389
File: 1.17 MB, 1024x1280, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_boa_brianoa__8c24efd2b3b1b58f52f3f0503d3cfebe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
35462389

Its Goop O' Clock, post your Gazer goop.

>> No.35462443
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35462443

The monstergirl knows where she is at all times. She knows this because she isn't. By subtracting where she is from where she isn't, or where she isn't from where she is, whichever is greater, the monstergirl obtains a difference or deviation. Mamono mana uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the monstergirl from a position where she is to a position where she isn't, and arriving at a position that she wasn't, she now is.

>> No.35462513
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35462513

>>35460486

>> No.35462527

>>35462513
I'll take the mad, assimilated dragon over a regular dragon any day

>> No.35462552
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35462552

>>35461591
>>35461636
Really makes you think, doesn’t it.

>> No.35462561

>>35462048
Originally read this as gazer poop. Was relived but also disappointed when is realized it said goop

>> No.35462566

>>35460509
Surrendering to orcs? What is this, a matriarchy run by rapists?
Who the hell would want to live in such and get fucked as demanded by monsters?

>> No.35462599

>>35462527
I'd take both, cause I like dragons alot

>> No.35462616

>>35462566
I would, sounds fun and better than irl

>> No.35462618

>>35462160
>>35462160
Slut

>> No.35462634

>>35462566
>Who the hell would want to live in such and get fucked as demanded by monsters?
Me

>> No.35462636
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35462636

Suppose jabberwock tentacle mouths had a mind of their own. Further suppose, that they sounded male.
Would you still engage sexually with them?

If not, say they didn't have a mind of their own but still sounded male when she speaks with them, would you engage sexually with them?

>> No.35462650

>>35462636
why ya gotta do that to poor old wock, she wants a bf

>> No.35462666

Someone really needs to draw a wock with big old dicksuckin lips and make them very feminine

>> No.35462680
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35462680

>>35462389
I drew this. A gazer is getting her goop into a jar.

>> No.35462691

>>35462680
I hate you

>> No.35462692

>>35462650
She can always hookup with me. I don't care if her tentacles sound like Barry White or Johnny Cash.

>> No.35462707

Want draw humanoids, practice
Mongirls cute
Will draw Mongirl of choice
Whom

>> No.35462711

>>35462680
Why

>> No.35462718

>>35462707
jabberwock with the tentacles with nice plump lips

>> No.35462721

>>35462680
Oh the things id do to film 1gazer1jar

>> No.35462725

>>35462711
There is a particularly butthurt anti-Gazer scumbag itt.

He probably likes NTR, too.

>> No.35462732

>>35462680
wait a minute

>> No.35462736

>>35462721
I'd rather do 1gazer

>> No.35462737

>>35462707
Cyclops

>> No.35462747

>>35462725
I'm not whoever he is.

>> No.35462765

>>35462707
mucus toad dressed like a princess

>> No.35462766

>>35462680
Hey that looks like the jam jars I buy from that shady tanuki from the alleyway!

>> No.35462781
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35462781

>>35460486

>> No.35462792

>>35462766
Anon, you didn't use any, did u?

>> No.35462823

what do you if you catch a monster girl fapping to an image of (you)?

>> No.35462844

>>35462781
>They're hugging her!
>And then they're going to hug me!
>OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>> No.35462845

>>35462823
*meant schlickin

>> No.35462850

>>35462680
delicious gazer jelly
and I just had a thought, would Tanukis potentially sell GazerGoop™ as a cure-all?

>> No.35462852

>>35462823
>fapping
Anon...

>> No.35462859

>>35462823
sus

>> No.35462887
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>>35462823
>a monster girl fapping
back to /d/ you go

>> No.35462904

>>35462823
Call the police

>> No.35462912

>>35462887
So what's it called when a girl does it then?

>> No.35462916

>>35462707
Manticore please

>> No.35462917

Do you sometimes get jelouse of mgs?

>> No.35462922

>>35462912
>>35462845

>> No.35462938
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>>35462718
Not that anon, but here.

>> No.35462954

>>35462938
Smooch.

>> No.35462964

>>35462792
I did, to spread on my toast. Why?

>> No.35462981

>>35462707
>>35462916
No, wait; Happy Manticore please

>> No.35462993

>>35462707
cute mino pls

>> No.35462996

>>35462938
wont lie, i prefer the tongues

>> No.35463008

>>35462938
Nice.

>> No.35463020

>>35462707
Anubis in flight suit

>> No.35463040

>>35462938
nice

>> No.35463082

what do I do if I wake up in the house of a monster girl I have never met before?

>> No.35463200

>>35462707
Tubefox please

>> No.35463217

>>35462823
>Really? Can't you do this in your OWN bedroom? Shoo, shoo..

>> No.35463222
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35463222

>>35462718
Jockey

>> No.35463259

>ywn have a milf wock gf that loves to leave kiss marks on you
>ywn end up looking like a rainbow due to all the different lipstick she likes to use
>ywn never be jealously kissed by her when she see younger monsters
>ywn have to go the store flustered as all hell because she covered you in her kisses before you left
>ywn see her be pouty when she didn't kiss the right amount of times and opts to dam near kiss the life out of ya
feelsbadman
>>35463222
nice

>> No.35463279

do you have what it takes to take on the radical sabbath group "a world with no onee-sans"?

>> No.35463298

>>35463279
>spoiler
now that's something worth fighting against

>> No.35463304
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35463304

>>35463279
>Hey, Onii-san
>Still a virgin?

>> No.35463321

https://twitter.com/SquidMemee/status/1409974383460896777

Lewd the hellhound before she lewds you.

>> No.35463322

>>35463279
I'd punt those little shits to the stratosphere. A world without big breasted ladies is a world not worth living in.

>> No.35463356

I want to fall asleep and wake up to a cute holstaur soft moo-ing.
>>35463279
>>35463304
It would be boring, if there would be only lolis though. Also i hope few of them are oppai lolis.

>> No.35463381

>>35463279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXVO8EWUzlk
>I'll transmit the latest data we've received from the Allied Forces.
>According to this, the dam is protected by an intensive magical defence network. To deal with this, the Allied squadron will draw fire to itself in the skies.
>Meanwhile, Wan Team will join the Allied squad's Coven Dam strike team and approach the target at low-altitude through the canyon. That's the only way we stand a chance of succeeding.
>If you destroy the L2 launch control facility, you should be able to stop the weapon from being fired. The L2 will probably be equipped with a mana warhead. The effects caused by its single warhead will most likely dwarf that inflicted by that tactical attack before.
>All the Allied Forces will be mobilized for this full scale operation. It seems this war doesn't want to come to an end
>We must stop the L2 launch! Hurry!

>> No.35463428

>Have some minor county you get given control of due to NOT being a complete fuckup that is planning against your liege.
>A local skirmish breaks out and you lead your own meager forces to victory alongside your Dutchess's own.
>The Centaur nights catch sight of your bravery and, after the war, you start getting petitioned to take up the role of 'Royal Stable Keeper' by them.
>Everyone knows its basically them trying to get you to play communal husband.

>> No.35463436

>>35461532
No she needs to be slender and sharp-tongued, like an ice queen, to best mock and berate you.

>> No.35463447

>https://twitter.com/k_cross?lang=en
>when you see it

>> No.35463487
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>>35463321
I'm gonna fuckin pet her watch me fuckin watch me

>> No.35463495

thinking of Naming my Daughter Accumina or Mina for Short. Named after the Accuminata Flowering plant. Another similar rare flower that is apart of the Belladonna plants Atropa Family.

>> No.35463583

>>35463487
>t. man mindbroken and was pet instead

>> No.35463614
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35463614

I think this Yeti is trying to say something

>> No.35463629

>>35463614
I refuse to pin her, she'll have to pin me if she wants me to pin her

>> No.35463634

>>35463583
tfw no monster gf to mindbreak you and reduce you to a weak, vulnerable mess and pet you to make it all better

>> No.35463641

>>35462165
Take a stroll through the excluded content gallery and you’ll see some familiar faces involved in some freakshow shit.

>> No.35463647
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>>35460625
Finally someone else has recognized the unrealized greatness of the Karakasa-Obake wife. I must inform you that additionally she is great at skinship and cuddling both because of the fluids from her large tongue, and because of the confined, intimate space you two are forced into as part of cohabitating under the umbrella.

>> No.35463662

>>35463629
>anon goes missing for 3 days
>his clothes are recovered from the snow covered in white fur and Yeti sweat

>> No.35463673

>>35463614
That it's way too fucking hot

>> No.35463685

>>35463673
I don't understand u guys, just live underground. its nice and cool

>> No.35463741

>>35463487
She's going to mindbreak you with her head pats.

>> No.35463745

>>35463685
no sunlight, id miss that shit

>> No.35463753
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>>35463647

>> No.35463754

>>35463495
Is your daughter an alraune?

>> No.35463761

how much would it take to mindbreak you?

>> No.35463771

>>35463754
No, but the wife that is her mom is named Belladonna. She is a Pshog.

>> No.35463787

>>35463761
physical contact

>> No.35463799

>>35463761
A very honest sounding "I love you." from her

>> No.35463811

>>35463761
A tight cuddle where my head is sandwiched between her massive mino milkers and I can feel her heartbeat.

>> No.35463834

people talk about minotaurs a lot but i dont see much about holstaurs. Shame, holstaurs look comfy

>> No.35463847

>>35463834
I like holsts because I would like to be adopted and raised by one

>> No.35463860
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>>35463834
I prefer minos with holst-sized chests.

>> No.35463862

>>35463834
It's because Holsts are basically Minos but better in everyway, people feel bad for Minos so they make posts about them to make them feel better.

>> No.35463868
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35463868

>>35463834
I tend to talk about her. Just there isn't much art of her.

>> No.35463872

>>35463304
Yes and there's nothing I can do about it.

>> No.35463890

>>35463862
milky hands typed this

>> No.35463896

>>35463321
Millions of raped and abused men exist because of hellhounds alone.
Let that sink in.

>> No.35463908

>>35463896
good, they belong to monsters and for their pleasure

>> No.35463922

>>35463304
do they need booster seats to fly planes?

>> No.35463938

>>35463922
had the image of a bapho flying a jet while in the most child friendly looking cockpit one has ever seen

>> No.35463945

>>35463447
nice

>> No.35463955
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Well, I caught an elf, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with her now. Didn't think I'd get this far.

>> No.35463958
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35463958

>>35463761
Big paws grabbing me

>> No.35463972

>>35463955
molest their ears and only their ears

>> No.35463982

>>35463834
Holstaurs are best girls but all cowgirls are great.

>> No.35463993

>>35463862
minos and holsts are just for different folks. some people like muscle, some people dont, some people aren't bothered

>> No.35463997
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>>35463958
big ol paws for dominating

>> No.35464026

>>35463997
this picture makes me want a 9ft tall cheshire cat

>> No.35464039

>>35464026
>9 ft tall chesh
HOLY FUCK, think of the size of her ass in your face

>> No.35464083

>>35464039
More like around your face.

>> No.35464086
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>>35463834
There's nothing wrong with liking Holsts, but their main draw is big titties and lactation, the former not exactly unique, the latter not frowned upon but also not super popular. Minotaurs get more attention because musclefags are rather vocal (I know because I am one) and there's the general trend towards dominant mamono.
Combining the Holst's milkiness with Minotaurs muscles and personality would be the best.

>> No.35464089

>>35464039
I want a 9 foot tall cheshire to lean over me from behind and giggle at my computer screen

>> No.35464107

>>35463908
Do they really?

>> No.35464130

>>35464086
Minos do make for good strongfat monsters. Milk and meat in equal parts.

>> No.35464144

>>35464083
you'd hear her comin a mile away from a clap
>>35464107
yes cause we were made small compared to them

>> No.35464186
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Holstaurus maybe not unique, but so i am too. So we fit together.

>> No.35464195

>>35464144
And that gives them the right to take and claim us as husbands even if we didn't consent?

>> No.35464201

>>35464186
Is she in MGE rpg yet?

>> No.35464230

>>35464195
Yes, we were made small and they were made big to protect us even if we don't know it yet

>> No.35464232

>>35464201
the what now

>> No.35464236

>>35464186
Fighter idle pose.

>> No.35464258

>>35464236
she getting ready to milk blast you

>> No.35464307
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How do I ward off female knights trying to rescue me from my wife?

>> No.35464314
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What flavor elf is the best? I quite like chocolate elves

>> No.35464357

>>35464314
give me choco high elves

>> No.35464420

>>35464314
Dark skin light hair contrast can't be beat.

>> No.35464464 [SPOILER] 
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boo

>> No.35464490

>>35464464
>>35464464
I'm scared stiff

>> No.35464492

>>35464420
>dark skin
>light hair
>BLACK SCLERA
men never stood a chance

>> No.35464519

>>35464492
yup, we should just give up in mass

>> No.35464536
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>>35464519
>not giving them the thrill of the hunt
at least struggle a little

>> No.35464544

>>35464536
we know that monsters fitting that description are absolutely smug and haughty nobles
they would "ufufufu~" at males kneeling en masse
they would like that

>> No.35464550

>>35464536
I will by insulting them while taking off my clothes

>> No.35464551
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

>> No.35464580

>>35464551
I want to be used by nerd monsters

>> No.35464610

>>35464551
>ywn be a 10/10 chad incubus and pay an unexpected visit to some pathetic lonely nerd virgin succ at night to deflower her

>> No.35464676

>>35464551
How do summon nerd monsters?

>> No.35464690

>>35464551
>well what are you waiting for anon? give the nice young lady her book

>> No.35464693

>>35464676
they can only be summoned through accumulated nerd rage

>> No.35464707

can I buy the love of a big dragon with enough gold?

>> No.35464718

>>35464707
just go up to one and say that they are the brightest gem in your eyes

>> No.35464727
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>>35460486

>> No.35464729

Reverse
Bunnysuit
Shoggoth

>> No.35464737

>>35464727
i rejoice that she has many lewds.

>> No.35464745

>>35464727
gote says...

>> No.35464749

Dodon Dodon Don Don! Who's the number 1 cutest rabbit girl ever?
Dodon Dodon Don Don! It's _______!

>> No.35464765
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>>35464729
So a shoggoth wearing a bunny suit with no ears, no tail and the only cloth covering her body covers her shoulders and top of her breasts?

>> No.35464782
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>>35464749
Node!

>> No.35464785

>>35464729
Reverse is a meme, regular is better.

>> No.35464788

>>35464765
come to think of it how do shog kids work?
how do shog childhood friends work?

>> No.35464789

>>35464782
I was looking for an image to specifically post her. She is absolutely best cutest top best best best rabbit girl.

>> No.35464809

>>35464765
i like this shog

>> No.35464822

>>35464788
they split off from momma shog like slimes, i think
>shog childhood friend
I never knew I needed something like this

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>>35464729
>>35464785
I only found it after I made my post.

>> No.35464844

>>35464788
>how do shog childhood friends work
You find an injured pile of goo while playing in the woods. You take her home and nurse her back to health. She refuses to leave your side after she is better.

>> No.35464883

I want a shog body suit to be a hero

>> No.35464921

>bunnysuits
do you find it weird that you're fapping to what your granpa was?

>> No.35464926
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35464926

And we're back, with a short shirohebi story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32269447

It's been nice out, so I haven't been working as fast. Next request is about a barometz, but I think I might do some work on alternate endings for the main story or a bit of post story. Just been getting a hankering to get back to it. (Doesn't mean requests are dropped).

>> No.35464935

>>35464844
>Implying it isn't as simple as going to the creepy purple manor on the hill and asking if she has a daughter
>Walk out with small shog and notice things in your room become purple and cruder

>> No.35464948
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>>35464921
Not really, men's desires aren't fundamentally that different now compared to then.

>> No.35464952

>>35464921
oh shit, based grandpapi

>> No.35464962
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>>35464921
See but we put actual bunnies in the suits.

>> No.35464970

>>35464935
>being able to play house in a shoggy treehouse that looked like a 10 year old drew in purple
I want it

>> No.35465004

>>35464970
>she keeps trying to feed you her brownies
>they look like one step above literal mudcakes but purple

>> No.35465015

>>35464926
>shirohebi
fucking cute as hell, good job Magnus anon

>> No.35465035

>>35464970
i'm uncertain if little chaoslings are the cutest or the scariest.
little shog hands you living macaroni art that speaks unspoken languages
little mindflayers are generally terrifying (and cute)
maybe wendigos and atlach are ok, assuming the atlach venom kicks in around puberty.

>> No.35465051

>>35465035
>macaroni art that speaks unspoken languages
I would proudly hang up my shog daughters works of art

>> No.35465063

>>35465035
>>little mindflayers are generally terrifying (and cute)
>slaps her friend with one of her tentacles
>accidentality mind wipes him
>spends the rest of the school year trying to piece him back together

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>>35465035
Name one (1) scary thing about little wendis.

>>35465051
Bringing "that's very nice sweetie, what is it?" to entirely unprecedented levels.

>> No.35465072
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35465072

Choco elf coming through

>> No.35465078

>>35465072
damn, she is thicc, I like her eyes too

>> No.35465085

>>35463447
wtf am I supposed to be seeing?

>> No.35465090

>>35465065
maybe how quickly they could strip a deer carcass to the bone. plus you have to dab all the blood off their face and front with a wet towel (cute)

>> No.35465091

>>35465065
>Name one (1) scary thing about little wendis.
Flat chests are pretty scary if you ask me. I only feel safe around monsters with massive oppai.

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35465101

>>35464676
Books

>> No.35465108
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Lilims stink, how can a person wear that much leather and not sweat like a p'orc

>> No.35465121

buying your harem of kitsune all foxy lady hats

>> No.35465159

>>35465004
>shog jr. makes you a shirt to wear
>looks like the tie dye shirts with a ggoofy face on it
>you friends are creeped out when the face smiles while you compliment your shog friend

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>>35465101
Correct.
However, you don't really get to decide what kind of nerd that attracts.

>> No.35465179

I want to be catcalled by a group of hellhound delinquents on my way to/from work everyday

>> No.35465190
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extreme measures

>> No.35465193

>>35465072
I bet despite how she looks, she's a real softie at heart

>> No.35465202

>>35465091
That is racism, you are begging to be swarmed by witches who will stop at nothing to teach you about the justice of flatness.

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>>35465179
That won't last for very long before they decide to jump your bones.

>> No.35465225

>>35465166
what happens if you have a book about cows

>> No.35465227

>>35465215
I never really noticed before, but damn that 'hound in the back is stacked.

>> No.35465234

I really enjoy sitting down with my shogwife in the evening and watching our favorite TV show on the ShogTV, Married... With Master! It just warms my heart when she sings along to the theme song
>Love and marriage
>Love and marriage
>Go å̸̢̛̖̩̮̼͙̜͍̭̤̖̼̙͖̫̰̥̑̍̊͒͗̌̂̌͋̎̈́̾̓͠͝͠,̴̨̤̙͖̣̟̠̪͚̺͙̮͔̙͈͎͇̪͖͕̥̘̌͛͌̏̔̉̏̂͑͗͐̾̈́̎̐̋́́̆̇̈́͌̎̍͋̀̏͐͂͂̆̆͌̈́͋̕̕͠͠͝ͅë̸̡̛̳̱̹͓̤̺͎̱̩̠̤͍̬̼̟̼̖̻͉̝͍̞̟̂̓̀̐̓̀̊͊̈́̒̌̆̒̎͐͌̂̓͗͗̽̒͗̂̈́̐̑̕̚.̶̡̨̡̡̧̢̛̣͉̞̫̙̘̤̥͇͈̦̥̬̣̦̩̥͉̥̺̳̞͔̘̥̥͎̙̪̭͙̖̱͎̘͔̆̔͐͌̋͑̑͛̿͆̾́̀̎͆̓̐͂́̆͐͗̋͗̇͑̓̉̿̑̋̉͐͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅ,̵̧̡̧̮̦͎̟̟̼̱̼̞̟̦̠̮͔̬̞̤͖̞͔̦̐'̵̨̡͎̭̘̬̝͇̞̙̭͓͇̼͓̹̘͖̮͙̭͈̗̬̟̖̺̞̘̟̝̹̊̂̾̈́͐̄͋̐͂̉̐͜k̶̡̨̢̨̨̙̖͕͉̺̺͖̘̻̘̘͚͎̪͎͚̬͛͋́̈́̈̈̊̔̏͌̿́̇͐̓͆͛̓͑̒̇̈́̌̈́͌̄́́͐͘̚͜t̴͙̘͎̄̑̈̄͋̀̆́̀̾̔̓͆̈́͑̂̓̿̓͆̄̽͆̋̊̊͌͛̕͘̕ē̷̢̢̢̡̡̢̛̻͇̘̟͔̬̬͖̠͕̬̦̘͔͓̯̬̪̪͉̞̘͚͓͙̯͍͇̝͓͍̤̣̬͈̼̺̋̇̎̋̾̀̏̽̈́́̓̓̈͑̄͊͋͒͑̿͌̋̈́̍̔͑̾͌̓͜͝͝͝ͅͅr̵̢̡̛̛̼̮͙͕̝̺̜̱͔͉͕̩͚̱̠̖̭͑͒͊̍͐̓͛̽̐͗̓͆̌́͂̇͗̾͊̌̈́̈̒͐̾̓͊̄̎͆̕̚͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅs̸̢̢͚̤̰̜͎̭͉̠͖̝̘̝̦̠̼̙͇̈́̒͐̍̀̊̊͒̃́̍̿̈́̎̇̆̚͝͝ ̵̣̥͍̩̝̜̦̭̦̮̮̞̘̬͖͙̺͖̬͎͈̗̬͍̻̥̳̻̫̟̥͚͓͇̙͓̞̔̌̀̒̿̄̏̎͜͜͜l̴̩̪̥̇̎͌͒̀̀͊͐̓̓̃́̌̈̆̀̆͋̊̔̓̒̆͂͂̆̊͆͆̀͂̕̚̕͘͘̕̚̚͝͠k̸̨̢̡̛̛̹̩̗̳͎̞̬͎̜̮͉͈̫͓̔̆͗͒͋̾͐̒͑̏̾͒̾̏͋̈́̊̽̇̚̕̚͝͝͝ḿ̸̡̠̯͇̱̬̙̩̪̗̬͔̥̭̹̖͕͎̹̗͒̄̈́͆͌̽͊̊̽̐̾̿̀̒̔̽̾̈́̈́͌̃̆̆̓̈́̑̇͋́̋͌̈̕͘͘͘̚͠͠ͅͅͅn̸̢̡͓̺͖̥̱̺̥̙̱̬̦͉̰͙̯̖͚̺͕̱͇̭̼̮͕̿̈́̃ ̸̡̻͋̿̽̆̀̍͆͌͌͗͗̌͑́̐͋͂̒̚w̶̧̡̛̛̱̥̜͕̙̪͖̮͚̤̑̾͌̂͂̈́͂́̈͐̐̑͝͝ ̶̢̡̛̛͕͔̺̟͇͎̺̀͆̈́͊̓͂̎̏̍͆̈́͂̑̉̍͌͋̀̈́̄̈́͆̈̏́̓̏̈̋̃̎͌̐̓͑͑̕͠ą̴̧̨̧̛̥͈̹̯͉͈̩̗̱̖̝̣̝̜̱̜̥̞̞̥̺̦̹̼͕̞̫̗̹͔̈̑̑͗̿͊̇̽̎́̃͐͐́͛͗͒̔̀͌̃̑̂̉̄̏̏̆̈́̆̊̉̍̌͛̂́̐̐͘̚͜͠͠͠͝ͅņ̵̨̧̡̧̨̛̱͍̬͓͖͔̠͓̫̠͔͔͇͈̪͈̩̘̗͍̫̺͑̃̍̔͒̓̽̓͗́̿́͛̇͐̿̚̕͜͝͝k̴̨̡̨̡̧̨̡̤͉͖̙̠͎̥̝̫͉̤͓͔̞̖̮̮̼̳̖̹̹̜̗̖̪̮͉̘̯̈́͂̈́̾̾̏͌͋́̏̓̈͐́̌̕͝;̵̡̛̛̖̮̦̫̻̰̦̤̙͇͓̼̘͍̥̬̩̫̥̭͛̀̈́̋̀̈́̈́̊̌͂̄̒̏̎͐̈́͗̔͊͋͊̂̓́̓̈́̉͊̈́͘̚̕͘̕͘͝͠͝͠͝͝e̸̢̢̧̨̝͍͍̩̬̰̪̻͕̭̺͉͚͎͈̻̻̫̳͙̩̭̰̻̤̠̩̜̬̘̝̩͐͒̏̂͘͜͝ ̸̛̛̳̺̹̯̮̹͎̣̔̔͊̿̂͒̈̍̄̈́̔̋̿͂̃̎̂̉̉̃̈́̄̏̈̄͌̒̈́̋̿̎̊́̕̚͝͝͝͝ṡ̸̛̛̼̣̺͔̤̣̾̈̾̀̒͑̽̓̑̈́̀̈́̌͂͑̚͘͝͝ḁ̷̡̨̡̡̡͕̭̮̜̮̙͍̳̪̠̥͇̙̻͔̮̬̞̖̖͓̯̫͓͓̣̻͍̟̤̘̥̱͕̻̭̠̀̑̐͛͜͝ͅņ̵̡̧̧͎̯̙͚͎̟̖̣̘͖̥̻̱͉͎̱́̃͛͒͘͘͜͠͠;̵̨̨̡̨̢̧̪͔̯̦̬̳̰̬̟̺͈͚̪̩̪̳̫̼̖͚̤͈̬̙̞̭̒̂̂̈̀̊̈́̎̂́̽̍̀̎̎͜͝ͅ
>Can't have one without the ~otherrrrr!

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>>35465190

>> No.35465258

>>35465202
I just want to enjoy big boobs in peace!

>> No.35465276
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>>35464789
Based

>> No.35465292

>>35465202
Stupid flatties. Whether it be one of them or one hundred of them, I will never lose to a woman that doesn't have massive milkers!

>> No.35465297

>>35464307
I think your wife is more than capable of doing that herself.

>> No.35465314

>>35464314
>Shoggy on the right trying to pass for an elf

Nice

>> No.35465315

>>35464718
>Local man causes dragon to spill entire italian restaurant worth of spaghetti

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>>35460486

>> No.35465328

>>35464935
>Not exploring an ancient ruin and inquisitively touching a purple colored goo only to inadvertently awaken a 2.3 million year old Shoggoth that fell asleep while waiting for her destined master to find her and learning that due to the fact that she's been asleep all this time, she's still mentally 10 years old

>> No.35465331
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I knocked up the mofukza's top race horse, what should I do?

>> No.35465341

>>35465202
>all turned away by a dark mage with huge mana tanks

>> No.35465344

>>35465331
Cute horse

>> No.35465345

>>35465292
The day of the scale is coming for cows and cow lovers.

>> No.35465354

>>35465345
You mean they're gonna put their tits on scales to see who's the heaviest?

>> No.35465424

>>35465331
Marry her, what else is there to do?

>> No.35465428

>>35465354
anubis weighs them against a feather of maat

>> No.35465446
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Big tits, small tits, it doesn't matter that much to me.
It's the lower half that makes or breaks it.

>> No.35465457

>>35465193
She's soft alright

>> No.35465458

>>35465428
Only the pure hearted will pass. All bullies will be punished.

>> No.35465459

>>35465108
magic ig
they're meant to be the children of the demon lord and a hero, so they're probably super powerful

>> No.35465465

>>35465428
If that's the case, then anubis will find that cow tits are indeed just. And it certanily isn't because that anubis worships Hathor.

>> No.35465506

>>35465428
Good thing that feather is for measuring how much one's sins weigh down their heart and not actual physical mass then.

>> No.35465531
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>tfw you will never come home and find your shortstack kobold like this

>> No.35465537

>>35465506
i'd be lying if i said evil titties weren't my favorite.

>> No.35465540

>>35465465
>>35465458
>>35465428
>>35465506
what happens if the tits tips the scale

>> No.35465552

>>35465540
i squeeze them a little bit

>> No.35465554

>>35465540
Ammit claims the excess size for herself.

>> No.35465555

>>35464232
MGE RPG by KC
Holst is supposed to be the next girl

>> No.35465573

>>35465531
What a cute, comfy little doggo. Would give her my fingers for a petting.

>> No.35465580

>>35465554
who is this Ammit and can I punch them for that?

>> No.35465581

>>35465540
Bullies get beaten up

>> No.35465593

>>35464314
I don't like dark's disposition, she seems upset
light is shy but not signalling any kind of displeasure
blue is fucking INTO whatever is about to happen, she's down

>> No.35465597

>>35464314
The raped one.

>> No.35465604

>>35464492
>>35464519
>>35464536
No, rape them back so hard they become the rape victims instead!

>> No.35465669

How do I deal with monsters hitting on me?

>> No.35465680

>>35465669
talk to them

>> No.35465695

>>35465680
what about?

>> No.35465696

>>35465669
Think that they're just being nice to you and nothing more.

>> No.35465700

>>35464926
Thanks for the story i was the requester, was what I wanted and more
Good luck with the work on the main story!

>> No.35465701
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>>35465695

>> No.35465704

>>35465669
Easy, just marry one and the others will stop hitting on you. Don't repeat my mistake and marry a bicorn, she'll just encourage the others to keep hitting on you.

>> No.35465707

>>35465695
18th century cooking

>> No.35465718

>>35465696
that's a rape waiting to happen

>> No.35465721
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35465721

I need a shortstack smoke hobo to build me a shortstack harem.

>> No.35465726

>>35465695
vidya

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>>35465554
She needs it.

>> No.35465762

I feel like night gaunts are underated, I love their design

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>>35465726

>> No.35465786

>>35465695
lifting

>> No.35465791

>>35460509
Based greenskinChad

>> No.35465796

>>35460486
My favorite kind of monstergirl is the one who doesn't hesitate to enslave and murder on a mass-scale with her armies of evil minions, but spares me because she loves me.

>> No.35465801

>>35465786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdVCfDioTcY

>> No.35465805

>35465796
Leave.

>> No.35465820
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The ideal size difference.

>> No.35465829

>>35465801
what happens if I say this verbatim to a monster girl

>> No.35465850

>>35464926
I like this story. Her outburst and speech towards the end was particularly striking. And I don’t think it what was important, but I just didn’t get why Tourmal loved her. He says it, but it doesn’t seem to come from any source. Maybe that’s how some relationships with yanderes are.

>> No.35465865

>>35465820
>This is my human. Look at how tiny he is!
>I'm average height! You're eight and a half feet tall!
>Aww, isn't he cute?

>> No.35465890

>>35465865
i want to be a big monsters smol husband

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>>35465820
>>35465865
The important part is that the tail by itself is bigger than he is.

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>>35460486

>> No.35465931

>>35465908
STOP LAUGHING DAMMIT

>> No.35465952

>>35465931
u know what must be done

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35466041

>>35460486

>> No.35466052

>>35465593
Brownie's just embarrassed because she knows she should be tying up the cute boy and playing with his balls, but instead she's demurely awaiting his commands like a good little elf

>> No.35466068

>>35465669
Dodge.

>> No.35466079

>>35462823
Immediately punch the shit out of.

>> No.35466086
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35466086

>>35466041
nice bird

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Obscenely large lizard titties.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90452274

>> No.35466117

>>35466079
>try to punch monster
>fist get stuck in her cleavage
>last thing Anon hears is a sensual "Ara ara..."
good job

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>>35466117
Damn slimes.

>> No.35466135

>>35466099
Now that's a good size

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>>35460486

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>> No.35466318

>>35466099
>milky tits
just what the doctor ordered

>> No.35466324

>>35465908
>Laughing hyena
Cheshire-chan has met her match

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>>35460486

>> No.35466370

>>35461640
I hope you drew a Kanako

>> No.35466378

>>35466370
not yet, maybe tommorrow

>> No.35466380

best undead?

>> No.35466386

I wonder what happened to jeff.

>> No.35466395

>>35465908
>spotted hyena
sure hope she's not anatomically correct

>> No.35466397

>>35466386
Jeffodraws? He's still drawing.

>> No.35466398

>>35466380
dragon zombie

>> No.35466402

>>35466380
your mom, lol

>> No.35466407
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>LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
>THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.
>IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE - BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
>LOVE. LOVE.

>> No.35466443

>>35466407
the existence of automatons based on human women implies that their could also be automatons based on hellhounds. there could be mechahellhounds. there could be mechamanticores. and nothing is being done to find them

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>>35460486
With dark elves being all monsterized into a lovingly dominant all female people who give birth to female delves and human (incubi) sons. Do you think Dark elves retrofit and modify all their dark evil edgy spikey gear, armor and weapons as non-lethal Demon Realm Silver?

I take it even the dark edgy spikey architecture of dark elves are renovated and modified to now be made off Demon Realm Silver. Including all the spikey sharp bits on their armor and gear.

>> No.35466513

I want to create a chimera of: mindflayer, tentacle and mucus toad.

>> No.35466523

>>35466443
automaton okumado
Automaton lich
Automaton Holst

>> No.35466530

>>35466513
I want to be cuddled by a chimera of: Lich, Bogey, Shoggoth

>> No.35466538

>>35466523
we are only just beginning to tap into the potential of this

>> No.35466546

>>35466513
youko, inari and kitsune tsuki hybrid

>> No.35466551

>>35466513
you have great taste brother

>> No.35466571

>>35466513
Mindflayer, Holstaur, Demon. Big tiddy tentacle demon gf who can turn me into a pussysquid and delete any stress i feel

>> No.35466576

>>35466538
Elf+robutt=?
>>35466513
getting mentally molested, physically molested by tentacle and tongue. All we need now is to be spiritually molested. That means we need a wight in the mix

>> No.35466608

>>35466576
Indeed
Add a wight and holstaur and as far as I am concerned she is the ULTIMATE BEING.

>> No.35466613

>>35466571
Actually no, mindflayer, ushi-oni and holstaur

>> No.35466622

>>35466513
I want to create a chimera of elf, vampire and wight.

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35466645

level 1 salamander's got some competition

>> No.35466654

>>35466622
add a dragon for good measure

>> No.35466682

>>35466622
pretty sure that could actually happen in the mge universe. Unmonsterised elf gets turned into a vampire, then a dragon zombie uses their breath on them and they become a wight as well

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>>35465820
If my pelvis is shattered so be it.

>> No.35466687

>>35466654
Dragon flavour is too spicy, too many flavours going on there. Elf works really well as a staple base, and vampire and wight are the perfect complements to it. I guess you could sprinkle on some banshee as a spice and garnish with some light phantom.

>> No.35466691

>>35466682
DZ breath makes wights? Nani?

>> No.35466701

>>35466687
we trying to make the haughtiest monster girl ever or what?

>> No.35466712

>>35466334
Please never stop, based MGE Summary-anon

>> No.35466718

>>35466701
Just the sexiest undead donut. If it was haughty, I'd be adding Pharaoh and the likes, but those girls have a darker, more exotic flavour.

Elf Wight Banshee Phantom
vs
Dragon Pharaoh Mummy Jiangshi.

>> No.35466731

>>35466691
yeah, they have a fucky zombie breath that makes zombies and wights. replaces their fire.

>> No.35466738

>>35466731
But does it work on the undead? That wouldn't make much sense, I don't think...

>> No.35466754

>>35466513
chimera arachne, cancer, and kraken

>> No.35466773

>>35466523
>>35466538
Automaton Kunoichi.
Cyborg ninjas.

>> No.35466792

>>35466773
>Just call me "Deepthroat."

>> No.35466799

>>>35452325
>Meeting with priestesses of Bast
>Pour wine into a pet bowl while maintaining eye contact then set it on the ground

>> No.35466829

>>35466395
wow this joke really just gets even funnier when it's brought up every single time someone talks about hyenas

>> No.35466865
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How can slime girls love with no heart?

>> No.35466877

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
Nano slimes son.

>> No.35466879

>>35466865
how silly, shogs have several hearts and can make more.

>> No.35466881

>>35466829
ENORMOUS CLIT COCK
LARGER THAN YOURS
VEINY

>> No.35466923

>>35466865
Anon, it's called a slime core.

>> No.35466929

>>35466799
>incredibly offended, yet at the same time has to fight this urge to drink from it

>> No.35466941

>>35466881
>incredibly offended, yet at the same time has to fight this urge to drink from it

>> No.35466948

>>35466877
Sounds like a pshog version of a metal slime.

>> No.35466967
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>>35466929
that's cute

>> No.35466984
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35466984

Enough games with you
Enough beating around the bush
If you don't sign that goddamn contact right this instant I'm going to make Lescatie look like a fucking joke

>> No.35467000

>>35466984
she said the word wrong

>> No.35467009
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>>35466984
Do it, no ovaries

>> No.35467016

>>35466967
For one of the younger priestesses, maybe, but you can't go doing that to the CC high priestess. She has a reputation to uphold.

>> No.35467030

>>35467016
Yeah, that's when you deliver the alcohol with a kiss

>> No.35467033

>>35467009
I find it blasphemous that there is no position in a monster church called the Broodmother Superior, and will take action to rectify this problem.

>> No.35467043

>>35466773
Does their leader shoot ice?

>> No.35467051

>>35467030
>all the other priestess look on with a mixture of shock and arousal
With Bast as their witness, you'd better take responsibility for defiling one of her priestesses.

>> No.35467071

>>35466773
FiTE Me SnanK

>> No.35467073

>>35460486
The MGE world having a silent fade to black then back again with the TV/MA mark

>> No.35467095

I want to go on holiday to wonderland. Any tips?

>> No.35467107
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Be wary of succs disguising themselves as human women. One minute you're minding your own business, the next you're getting drained somewhere more private.

>> No.35467126

>>35467095
>Any tips?
Dont. Go to Dragonia instead

>> No.35467134

>>35467126
known jabberwock hunting grounds

>> No.35467148

>>35467134
Rather Jabberwocks over Humpty eggs

>> No.35467174

>>35467148
i can think of few monsters easier to avoid

>> No.35467227

>>35466923
Then it's not a heart.

>> No.35467509
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Where the fuck did I get a fetish for FAT TAILS from? It came out of nowhere... Please post more.

>> No.35467536
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>>35467509
we got another one boys

>> No.35467580

The Demon lord gets quickscoped by a religius nutjobs. She didnt die, but lost a big portion of her grey matter. All mamonos turn into the retard version of their former self like pic related. It will be at least a week until they manage to regenarte the queen of monsters to her former glory. How would your wife behave in the meantime ?

>> No.35467616

>>35467536
Grope the chub!

>> No.35467637
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>>35467616

>> No.35467669

>>35467637
cute snek

>> No.35467676
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>>35467536
>>35467637
I don't understand it still but if it makes pp hard why not.

>> No.35467685

>>35467637
I bet fat snake tails can't even constrict around a man properly. I'd be like getting squeezed by pudding.

>> No.35467707

>MGE Incubus and a tsundere human girl/woman
>Tsundere female human is vitriolic and annoyed at her Incubus partner and friend who is so brazenly sexual towards her, fondles her, gropes her and like hugging her
>And in true tsundere fashion, she calls him a pervert idiot which may or may not include physical assault and battery for comedic purposes
>Tsundere girl eventually may get used to her Incubus friend/partner constantly hugging her, groping, fondling and touching her and jokingly making sexual advances to her
>One instance where the Incubus introduces his tsundere friend to his monstergirl mom and Incubus dad
>Tsundere girl is flabbergasted at how the Incubus son and Mamono centric parents are so openly talking about how Incubus son will one day marry and sex his tsundere friend.
>All while said tsundere friend is just next by.
>The tsundere girl will eventually start developing feelings for her Incubus friend/partner and may start falling in love with him

Would pay for such a story?

>> No.35467728

>>35467107
>You'll never be molested on a train by a horny aunty/office lady/ara ara type girl
Its hurts bros.

>> No.35467735

nah

>> No.35467775
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>> No.35467787

>>35467775
Lamia with wide hips are only slightly less disappointing than centaur with wide hips.

>> No.35467797
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And then she turns out to be the older sister of a friend you're staying at

>> No.35467806
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35467806

Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnek

>> No.35467812
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>>35467728
>"Ara ara, it's so crowded today. I hope you don't mind me being so close~"

>> No.35467813
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35467813

>You are apprehended by Dark Elves and they take you to their Slave Economy and Beast Mastery economy fueled cold city
>"So boy, what are you kinky about? You like Dark Elves?" one of 'em asks
>You honestly and wholeheartedly tell them you're into vanilla lewds and wholesome romance only and you like handholding
>"So which one you wana hold hands with me?" You ask
>pic related happens
>"RUN AWAY!"
>"EWWW! VANILLA!!! EWWW!!!"
>The dark elves run away from your tastes and report you to their authorities
>You are deported and banned to never ever return to Dark Elf territory

>> No.35467828

>>35467509
I feel the same about wings. Wings need to be big.

>> No.35467837

>>35467107
>>35467797
>>35467812
hmmm yes good

>> No.35467857

>>35467812
Stop, I can only get so hard.

If the portals ever open, the first thing I'm doing is taking my idea of a train system to the nearest merchant's guild, except the trains are going to be tight, cramped, the only seats are going to be along the windows, and demon realm perfume is periodically piped in, with the heaters running on max and free water fountains.

>Get your wife hopped up on doppel potions so you can experience being molested in a packed carriage by all twenty five of her on rotation

>> No.35467870

>Trying so hard to blend in
Bro, all the advice you ever needed was probably told to you literally the first time you ever posted. Lurk for two more years, and you won't s/tg/ out like a sore thumb.

>> No.35467904

>>35467857
If trains become moving orgies, i feel bad for whoever has to clean them up when they reach the end of the line.

>> No.35467919

>>35467837
oh, of COURSE it's a Regura, how did I not see it
What's the best monstergirl for this kinda thing, do you think? Dark Mage?

>> No.35467928
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This is the result of a failed alchemy procedure

>> No.35467929
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>>35467919
whoops forgot to pick the pic

>> No.35467936

>>35467919
Dark mages are great, but any "mature" monster species would do, really.

>> No.35467945

>>35467928
>"failed"

>> No.35467946

>>35467928
Let's just call it accidental success.

>> No.35467949
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35467949

Men exist to be turned into boobrests.

>> No.35467954
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35467954

Was still gonna make that one story about a griffon and hakutaku working in a library.
another one for the bucket i guess

>> No.35467957

>>35467945
>>35467946
Are you idiots trying to turn your collogues into monsters and demons!?

>> No.35467962
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actually I made up my mind, this is the kind of monster I want for
>>35467929

>> No.35467964
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>>35467949
I will gladly chug a permanent shota potion and submit myself to the nearest CC monster(s) to be used as such or in any other way they see fit.

>> No.35467976
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35467976

>Adventuring in the MGE world
>You encounter a merchant
>"WHAT'RE YOU BUYING? *cough* *cough*" The merchant asks in a raspy masculine voice but coughs
>The merchants clears throat and then speaks again, this time in a more feminine voice revealing its a woman "Sorry, again. What're buying???"

>> No.35467978

>>35467957
What? No. I just think monster alchemy can have beneficial effects on the human body and warrant research.

>> No.35467985

>>35467957
Ryza won't be considering that a failure in anyway.

>> No.35468012

>>35467957
>>35467928
>>35467978
You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn women into monster girls? But with science like that you could cure cancer!

>> No.35468018

>>35467919
i'd really like to see his rendition of tsurara onna. seems like a good fit with their threatening, frosty aura, dominating personality and unshakeable will.

>> No.35468025

>>35468012
>I mean, I AM curing cancer with it.
>I just ALSO want to turn women into monstergirls.

>> No.35468032

>>35468012
I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn women into monster girls.

>> No.35468055

>>35465820
This is the big bad wolf that fairytales warned you about!

>> No.35468080
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I'm gonna turn my family line into lions

>> No.35468110

>>35466099
I kneel.

>> No.35468133

>>35467904
Demon silver frames and arachne silk seats. Sops up all the mess and just grows it's unfathomably horny aura

>> No.35468154

>>35468133
How would you keep it from rocking all over the place? A group of oni going at it could cause the train to derail.

>> No.35468168

>>35466865
delete this. shogs are only for smug and heart pupils

>> No.35468199

>>35468154
Google fu is failing me. There's a phenomenon to bridges where if you pack one full of people slowly moving, they'll begin to move in lock step. This is why soldiers break stride marching over a bridge, because if they don't the cumulative force and vibrations begin to resonate with the bridge and cause it to fail.

In this case it's the opposite, the orgy is chaotic with girls facing every which direction humping, bouncing, grinding. All the different vectors cancel each other out.

>> No.35468203

>>35466865
She a bad made since she keeps making me sad. I just want her to be happy.

>> No.35468233

How headpattable are Kobolds compared to other monster girls?

>> No.35468241

>>35466099
Imagine how heavy those must be.

>> No.35468249

So what would be a fun encounter?
I had this one idea with a non MGE demon distracted from killing anon via modern tech, and the two bond over other stuff

>> No.35468252

>>35468233
Not only are they incredibly headpattable, but they are also great for face squishing.

>> No.35468260

>>35468249
The fate of all ancient evil monsters. Getting distracted by the cool stuff we've made in the modern era.

>> No.35468267
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>"A-ah! Wait, this is an accident, I swear. I just tripped and fell, that's all."

>> No.35468304

>>35468260
Or getting incredibly confused by it.
>"M-mortal! What is this unholy object that makes such a soul shattering sound?!"
>"The blender? You can use it to make smoothies. Want one?"
>"…I shall consume."

>> No.35468317

>>35468267
>An ancient evil has awakened

>> No.35468339

>>35468267
>says the CC fox
>Anon is just confused cause he was just walking past her a second ago

>> No.35468340
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>>35468252
Bow wow! Wowowow- Mmmmph!!!

>> No.35468344

>>35468260
>The fate of all ancient evil monsters
You mean losing and succumbing to the power of human cock.

>> No.35468362
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>>35468340
Squish the kobold.

>> No.35468367

>>35468344
Losing, succumbing to the power of human cock, and becoming a constantly pregnant housewife.

>> No.35468386

>>35468362
That's not a dog, that's a pig-monkey thing.

>> No.35468394

>>35468267
the frightening possibilities of monsters misappropriating unagi joro slime. just imagine if a cheshire got a hold of a jug of the stuff.

>> No.35468410

>>35468394
I bet monsters would see harem protags fall onto girls and think it's the perfect time for that character to wrap her arms and legs around him and fuck him.

>> No.35468429

>>35468267
How would she react if anon thought she was hurt and immediately picked her up and carried her to the closest clinic?

>> No.35468445

>>35468429
that fox is old and 7' something so any time you pick her up she's swooning

>> No.35468490

Which of the 5 centaurs is best for a healing story you think? I thought about doing a unicorn that falls in love with a non-virgin guy and deliberately becomes a bicorn (since he's non-virgin and thus would corrupt her into one) so she can be with him.

>> No.35468530

>>35468249
I want end up in a shootout with a lizard girl. We both use demon silver bullets, so it's fine.

>> No.35468539

>>35467828
wings are made for cuddling. jubjubs are based

>> No.35468576
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NOOO YOU DUMB SLIME YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HEAL ME NOT THE ENEMY MONSTERS IDIOT NOW IM GONNA GET RAPED AGAIN

>> No.35468598

>>35468576
Slimes may not be bright, but they'll always heal their hubby before anyone else.

>> No.35468623

>>35464727
imagine fucking her doggystyle and her cowbell starts clacking at the tempo of your thrusts. Like the sound of hips slapping together but clearer and lewder.

>> No.35468655

>>35468576
don't be too mean, she's trying her best!

>> No.35468821
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35468821

>>35466334
>objectively best girl
You're damn right

>> No.35468830

>>35466443
>>35466523
>>35466538
At this point just give me big tiddy Ga-Bionicle Automatons

>> No.35468909
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>>35467509
I bet you feel a primal urge when you see a tail like this

>> No.35468921
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>>35468909
Lewd skink.

>> No.35468926
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>>35468921
skink very cute

>> No.35468945
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>>35468921
Just a normal day at MGCU

>> No.35469001

>>35466334
>Slugma tits
Kek, gold

>> No.35469291

>>35466334
I wish gargoyle had more art.
I'd happily be her dick-pedestal.

>> No.35469339
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DEATH GRIP

>> No.35469359

>>35469339
I want a muscle lich to dominate me without even using a spell until I'm already fucking her.

>> No.35469406

Forget shog childhood friends. How do Nuari childhood friends work?
>That's my wife, we've been married since I was born.

>> No.35469436

>>35469339
The Undead gym is always so cold, even in summer, and the crypt theme they have is pretty spooky.
Don't understand why all the weights and exercise machines have to have skulls on them though.

>> No.35469444

>>35469406
>Get to highschool
>Think you're gonna get all the girls due to your Nuari wife/GF
>Turns out most of them already have their eyes set on a guy
>Don't get a harem
>Just end up fucking your Nuari GF 24/7
>Realize that you don't need anybody but her anyway

>> No.35469458

>>35469359
>lich nonchalantly gives you a crushing hug with one arm then carries you off while you are firmly pressed against her body.

>> No.35469464

>>35469444
Nurari wife would be amazing if you didn't have to engage with the whole harem thing.

I guess all you gotta do every time she brings it up is make fun of her for not being able to handle you.

>> No.35469540

>KC redesigning beelzebub
>Beelzubub will appear in the RPG
>Holst has about 100 CG-images for the RPG

>> No.35469613

>>35467919
Demon works great for this

>> No.35469636
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>>35469339
I bet she cheated and just bought well-muscled body parts from that shady Tanuki that hangs out at the gym.

>> No.35469654

>>35467707
If she monsterizes

>> No.35469657
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35469657

Who ordered the warm fox loaf?

>> No.35469669

>>35466099
Optimal monster titsize.

>> No.35469708

>>35467033
Hot. Hopefully she knows a levitation spell. She is going to need it.

>> No.35469771
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>>35460486
>turning a retired spec ops kiki into a meaty maid wife

>> No.35469782

>>35469771
Middle isn't gravid enough to be my maid wife.
We're going to have lots of daughterus running around.

>> No.35469796

>>35469782
Mastah constantly stuck to the momma maid!

>> No.35469832

>>35469796
>When she's pregnant enough that her maternity wear IS her new uniform.

>> No.35469849

>>35469771
Mega maid.

>> No.35469860

>>35469657
Is she alive?

>> No.35469959

>>35469860
She's been breadder.

>> No.35469971

>>35469849
Important to have a very gropeable and fertile kiki maid.

>> No.35469973

>>35469458
>"You're going to be my new testing subject"
>"But I-"
>"I wasn't asking subject 001"
>"o-okay"

>> No.35470191

>>35469959
You should check on her.

>> No.35470268
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https://files.catbox.moe/fhkv42.png
Had a few commissions lined up for a while and they're starting to roll in, first one is my Bapho wife by @coral_sky0826 on skeb
I swear I'm not addicted to doggy style commissions, i can stop at any time

>> No.35470549

You know what would be cool? If bicorn who was born bicorn turned into an unicorn over time, if she married a virgin guy who has no interest in other girls and actively turns down every cheating/polygamy offers.

>> No.35470569

What monster would be depraved enough to breastfeed her daughters while having sex?

>> No.35470583

>>35470569
Yes.

>> No.35470653

>>35469832
>all the other maids joke her for being out of uniform
>secretly they are all SEETHING inside because they’re not as pregnant as her

>> No.35470699

>>35470653
That kiki maid has basically become the lady of the mansion at that point.

>> No.35470734

>>35470569
>>35470583
Even let her daughters get fucked during breastfeeding?

>> No.35470750

>>35470268
>I swear I'm not addicted to doggy style commissions, i can stop at any time
But doggy style is the best position, why would you stop?

>> No.35470766

>>35470734
Don't use your daughteru as an onahole!

>> No.35470874

>>35470750
Good question. I won't

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>>35470653
>"Please."

>> No.35470881

>>35466829
Maybe choose a different species of hyena?
There are three species and you always pick the one with a dick

>> No.35471174

>>35465908
>>35466395
*sure hope she is

>> No.35471213

>>35466829
anon if you are going to bring up the one animal that is canonically futas its going to be brought up,

>> No.35471260

>>35466881
>>35466941
>>35470881
>>35471213
They actually retract them back during sex, and the whole thing about them mounting the males is really just a myth.
https://youtu.be/-Egtbs-go4Q?t=77

>> No.35471360
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35471360

Reminder that it's completely normal, and safe, for a cursed sword to plunge her weapon into your chest during sex. It'll make you both cum even harder.

>> No.35471446

>>35470653
Are you implying Kikis don't have maternity maid outfits?

>>35470699
The forbidden dream of every kiki

>> No.35471475

>>35471446
>The forbidden dream of every kiki
Becoming a broodmother ojou

>> No.35471493
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35471493

Instead of spoiling who will be in next version's RPG, KC's disclosing these arts of Belzebub who will feature somewhere in the future

>> No.35471501

>>35471493
She looks so glamorous!

>> No.35471518

>>35471493
Fug the bug.

>> No.35471552

>>35471360
>tsun cursed sword bodyguard who is actually pretty yandere.

>> No.35471580

>>35471493
Wasn't expecting Beelzebub to get in. I'm guessing she's gonna lick (You) a lot.

>> No.35471596

>>35471446
I would just skip the middle part and give my newly hired kiki maid a maternity uniform
>"Master, this is a lovely uniform, but why is the chest and waist so elastic?"
>kiki's question isn't answered until a little later when she's carrying sextuplets and sporting holstein breasts to feed her many future little maids

>> No.35471683

>>35471493
Happy to see some of her, she doesn't get much attention.

>> No.35471741

Go hug a centipede.

>> No.35471768

>>35471493
>Instead of spoiling who will be in next version's RPG
Isn't it holst? KC already showed her in "battle"

>> No.35471825

>>35471768
he's probably meaning one after the cow

>> No.35471881

>>35471768
IIRC Alraune was announced before Holst, they will probably appear in the same update.
>>35471825
Werewolf was confirmed after the Holst.

>> No.35471895

>>35471881
What about mimic?

>> No.35471962

>>35471895
KC shared art for Mimic and Satyros, but drawn the way Beelzebub above is, not in the form ready for the game.

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What are the things on the tentacles?

>> No.35472037

>>35471986
A bow and a silly hat

>> No.35472064

>>35472037
But what are they there for?

>> No.35472084

>>35471962
Oh yeah, werewolf was already all colored and shit

>> No.35472085

>>35472064
Birthday celebration

>> No.35472097

>>35472064
Style points.

>> No.35472119

>>35471475
Exactly
It's a dream they won't admit to but love the idea of.

>>35471596
It's good to be up front with them about these things

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>>35472084
Not just that, but shown in the screenshot form. I tried to find the Alraune screenshot, but I only found the clean redraw.

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>>35472084
>>35472128
The redraw in question btw.

>> No.35472208

>>35472097
>>35472085
That's it? The red one is supposed to be a party hat? Ok, I just didn't get the reference or what they were.

>> No.35472248

>>35472208
It looks like a hat nerd bird wears >>35467962
I guess wock's tentacle ate her. RIP nerd bird

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>>35460486

>> No.35472369
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>>35460486

>> No.35472463

>>35472369
Oh boy! Time to ruin my clothes!

>> No.35472475
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>>35472128
Doge

>> No.35472581

>>35472475
How would a momster react if a doggy followed her son home?

>> No.35472598

>>35472475
bonk

>> No.35472776

>>35471741
I remember when I first watched inuyasha wanting go fug that centipede

>> No.35472783
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>>35460486

>> No.35472800

>>35472119
>It's a dream they won't admit to but love the idea of.
And it all starts from just one mating press after drinking a bunch of mamono potions.

>> No.35473053

>>35472581
>son comes home
>tells mom he found a dog and wants to know if he can keep it
>shows mom
>it's a huge 8 foot tall hellhound

>> No.35473085

>>35473053
The perfect bodyguard and companion!

>> No.35473108

>>35465801
Remember Arnold's words when he was caught going down on a woman not his wife
"Eating is not cheating"

>> No.35473134

>>35472581
Kiki momster would start a strict training regime.

>> No.35473238

>>35466865
I have no heart yet I can love

>> No.35473303

>>35473085
literally no downsides to this arrangement, why wouldn't they let them keep her?

>> No.35473377

>>35467051
Being punished for "blasphemy" is one of those things that terrifying anywhere else but absolutely boner inducing when monsters are involved

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>>35460486

>> No.35473399

>>35464926
Nice story Magus

>> No.35473494

>>35473303
Too big

>> No.35473608
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>>35460486
Is it wrong to brush a sleeping fox's tails?

>> No.35473626

>>35473608
That's rape according to feminist
Probably

>> No.35473697

I love you guys

>> No.35473722

My bicorn momster is bringing her friends, should I be worried for my virginity?

>> No.35473770
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>>35460486

>> No.35473793

>>35473722
No, all that pussy belongs to your dad. Those are your new step-moms. You're gonna have to drown out their screams of pleasure practically all day and night when your dad is fucking them all

>> No.35473811

>>35473722
>her friends
Putting the bi in bicorn I see

>> No.35473918

I am gonna deface all the lilim posters in my city by painting staches and drawing dicks on them

>> No.35473940

>>35473811
She knows Anon's dad's best friend is one step away from alping. She's just helping him along.

>> No.35473968
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>>35473770
She looks all innocent now, but the moment you jump into the water is the moment her predator instincts take over, and she powers over you with a domineering passion, pounding your pelvis into the sea floor

>> No.35474004

>>35473968
easy, just rub her tummy and boop her nose

>> No.35474049

>>35474004
Kinda hard when she's holding your down and every thrust she makes brings you immense pleasure. What straight man would fight back when he has a beautiful girl enthusiastically breeding with him, even if she is leading the dance?

>> No.35474054

>>35473968
Just make friends with an orca and she'll protect you from the sharks.

>> No.35474091

>>35474054
I'll stick with shark

>> No.35474107

>>35474054
orcas, and cetaceans in general, are cunts, only trust sharks

>> No.35474128

I'm going to cum on an egg clutch in the ocean and wait until my harem shows up at my door

>> No.35474140

>>35474107
how are they more of a cunt when they already are a cunt?

>> No.35474160

>>35464926
holy shit, that's one shitty relationship
honestly dude, i have no idea how those two even function

>> No.35474249

>>35473697
love u too anon

>> No.35474288

If I go to a dark mage coven, what should I bring as a gift so they can teach me magic?

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>>35472776
Yes.

>> No.35474345
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>>35474328
Looks like she was in that sequel thing too, I guess.

>> No.35474363

>>35474345
I had no desire to watch it

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>>35473968
>>35474049
Nah, she's too dumb for that.

>> No.35474382

>>35473770
Do little Mersharks go "a"?

>> No.35474417

>>35474382
Anon
No
Just no

>> No.35474420

>>35474382
No

>> No.35474435

>>35473053
>At least you are not gay.

>> No.35474520

How easy is it to get a job in MGC?

>> No.35474531

>>35474382
no they go "eyyyyy" like Fonzie

>> No.35474563

>>35474520
Depends heavily on the job in question.

>> No.35474602

>>35474520
Having a Bachelor's Degree helps

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>>35473494
She is so cool though!

>> No.35474660

>>35474563
whats the easiest job
>>35474602
college is for losers

>> No.35474672

>>35474288
Yourself, ideally. Would help to be an incubus before hand. Something magic would also help, like an unclaimed cursed sword

>> No.35474757

>>35474660
>whats the easiest job
Office Boy

>> No.35474797

>>35474757
what do I do?

>> No.35474851

>>35473697
love u too anon

>> No.35474870

>>35474797
You make coffee for your boss.

>> No.35474872
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>>35474797
Look busy and help your boss “relieve stress”.

>> No.35474896

>>35474872
>high heels
man I already did it today, and its too hot, why did you post this...

>> No.35474900

>>35474797
Make coffee, eat pussy. The normal stuff.

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>>35460486

>> No.35474942

>>35470268
she cute

>> No.35474946

>>35474797
Try to sell a loch a new deck and then have her send you phone spiders through the line

>> No.35475036

I'm suprised there isn't a wonderland spider. Anyone have any ideas?

>> No.35475077

>>35475036
You ever see the movie Possum?

>> No.35475119

>>35475036
jumping wonderland spider that dances which causes the men to dance with them as well

>> No.35475123

>>35475036
Charlotte's Web

>> No.35475214

>>35475123
Why you have to remind me?

>> No.35475237

>>35460534
She's only about double size, comparing her hand to the Bento.
>just eat a double-size lunch
Simple.

>> No.35475249

>>35475077
well thats horrifying, thanks

>> No.35475270

>>35475249
Well greenworm is basically that and she's popular

>> No.35475306

>>35471493
>redesigned wings
>redesigned antennae
>more regal clothes
>now has claw-like toes
>bigger tits

Man, KC really gave the beelzebub a redesign. She might end up being a high-tier girl this time around.

Her antennae and abdomen also have bigger spikes. Take caution when touching her.

>> No.35475335

>>35471493
I like her look of lazy ojou

>> No.35475345

>>35475306
spikes are for enhanced leglock

>> No.35475357

>>35475306
need more big tiddy bugs

>> No.35475361

>>35461278
Depends.
Make your safe-word "IlikeKikis' and she'll stop raping you immediately

>> No.35475369

>>35475345
given that its probably demon-realm stuff, it probably cant physically injure people. like demon realm steel

>> No.35475400

>>35475214
What's wrong with it

>> No.35475417

>>35475270
>popular
not really outside here

>> No.35475418

>>35462443
Does she use proportional steering or bang-bang?

>> No.35475438

>>35475306
She might be an individual rather than the profile girl.

>> No.35475442

imagine getting lost in the demon realm

>> No.35475447

>>35475369
that's a given

>> No.35475456

>>35475400
You made me sad

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>>35461278
I expect her to rape me for half a week.
Then comfy shog aftercare

>> No.35475471

>>35475123
Nice, could even come as a 2-for-1 deal with a Wonderlard P'Orc that's supposedly smart or something, with her loli Arachne friend who's feeding her the answers

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>>35475442
o-oh no

>> No.35475488

>>35475476
Didn't know demon realm swamps smelled this horny

>> No.35475495

>>35475476
>tfw no demon girl to swoop down from the skies to 'guide' the poor, vulnerable traveler who stumbled across a demon realm

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>> No.35475517

>>35475508
That's a lot of wolfu to worship

>> No.35475525

>>35475476
How do I become demon bait?

>> No.35475534

>>35475525
Join your local demon cult! Free food and drinks!

>> No.35475571

>>35475534
I have a boner, and it is from fat demon thighs
>>35475508
I want to bury myself between their tits

>> No.35475581

>>35475508
whoa big bebes.

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>>35474417
>>35474420
But that little one made that noise when I gave her to a bigger one to play with her.

>> No.35475632

>>35475571
>bury your face between her demon tits while fucking her fat demon thighs
There you go. You might get addicted though.

>> No.35475642
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>>35475517
>wolfu
That's a cat.
>>35475595
E-thots are not relevant.

>> No.35475673

>>35475632
do they have blueberry milk?

>> No.35475684

>>35475642
>That's a cat.
Oh well. Licking a cat is fine too.

>> No.35475704

You're in the MGE universe, no monster girl gf yet. Suddenly, a cheshire cat appears, and says shes going to teleport you to a region/realm of your choosing. Where do you pick?

>> No.35475725

>>35475704
dragonia, specifically where wurms are

>> No.35475740

>>35475704
I don't speak japanese and even if i could communicate she'd mislead me so I guess i'll hug the cat.

>> No.35475742

>>35475704
dragonia, dragon zombies need my help

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>>35475704
Mist Continent, please

>> No.35475760

>>35475704
The abyss, so I can be crushed by the water pressure.

>> No.35475762

>>35475704
Wherever there are the most foxes.

>> No.35475788

>>35475704
Hag central

>> No.35475793

>>35475642
It looked like a tiny Mershark, so I just tossed her in the tank with the other ones. I haven't seen a little one before, so I just assumed they all made that sound when grabbed.

>> No.35475796

Best monster for grabbing and massaging her boobs all day long?

>> No.35475800

>>35475704
Send me to the moon, I want to see what unknown alien girls KC has cookin up there

>> No.35475815

>>35475704
Debug room.

>> No.35475839

Wight gets into street racing

>> No.35475866
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>>35475595
Vtubers are cancer. Not a good cancer like Touhou, just average normie trash cancer.

>> No.35475877

>>35475704
I need to be where the biggest, strongest, oldest minotaurs are

>> No.35475878

which monsters who would spy on you in the shower

>> No.35475880

>>35475815
give backrooms gf

>> No.35475902

>>35475866
I try going to one of those threads once
Conversation seemed like typical normalfag gossip

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>>35475866
But she looked more like a fish and nothing like a crab. Uh-oh, should I have put her in the crab tank instead?

>> No.35475983

>>35475750
Close to any lonely Holstaur girl or a holstaur farm, where they need a helping hand and a husband for one of the Cow.

>> No.35475986

>>35473793
>Based Boomer Dadcubus

>> No.35476011

What would be some headlines in MG florida?

>> No.35476012
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>>35475866
Also i don`t forbid you to post them here. It`s just my opinion that you can ignore.

>> No.35476029

>>35476011
Too soon

>> No.35476037

>>35475704
Either undead or wonderland.
Undead since undead girls are the best.
Won/d/erland for obvious reasons.

>> No.35476045

>>35473793
Anon Jr. is getting half sisters at least.

>> No.35476056

>>35473722
You are safe until you get half-sisters

>> No.35476067

>>35475704
Her vagina

>> No.35476075
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>>35471493
While i really like KC's art i think the Beelzebubs from MGQ are superior.

>> No.35476091

>>35470268
new goatfucker?
do some POV pics

>> No.35476095

>>35475760
>Get teleported inside a dormant shoggoth floating about in the abyss
This activates the shog

>> No.35476098
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>>35462443
gotta add some music like they did on the original now

>> No.35476106

>>35470766
unless she insists

>> No.35476137

>>35475704
I ask her to teach me teleportation magick

>> No.35476152

>>35476075
Cool, let's agree to disagree bud!

>> No.35476166

I want an MG to kill me while she has sex with me

>> No.35476175

>>35476137
same, as well as telling where the nearest population of desperate christmas cakes

>> No.35476183

>>35476106
Are you saying you are going to strap her to your body and use her as a blindfolded and gagged cock warmer while you walk around the house?

>> No.35476198

>>35476166
Lich. It's part of your ascension into the superior undead incubus form. Enjoy being bound to her for the rest of eternity!

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>>35476166
That can be arranged.

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>>35476166
You have attracted the attention of a large group of Wights.

>> No.35476250

>>35476166
>Anon is swarmed by wisps after typing this

>> No.35476289

>>35476166
why are u gey?

>> No.35476363

>>35476250
It`s so sad that even in death you can`t find peace from mgs. Sex is bad btw.

>> No.35476384

>>35476248
>i'm stiff and that ain't just rigor mortis settin in

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>> No.35476440
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>> No.35476448

>>35476418
how do you propose to a cockatrice?

>> No.35476462
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>>35476440

>> No.35476488

>>35476448
rape her instead of looking at her panties.

>> No.35476524

>>35476488
how tho, she one speedy girl

>> No.35476563

>>35476075
I want to turn the tables on them, maledom them and paizuri rape their multi-boobs.

>> No.35476591

>>35476166
With jokes!

>> No.35476616
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35476616

What is that horse looking at?

>> No.35476642

>>35476616
>not a mini-Kobold
What a wasted opportunity.

>> No.35476650

>>35476616
snek orgie

>> No.35476651

>>35476075
>Liking monsters legit evil enough to be worth killing
>liking ASSMAGGOTS
its a no from me, sir

>> No.35476671

>>35476650
that does sound super interesting

>> No.35476688

>>35476651
They don't kill you, they just keep you as their communal husband. I don't like any of the murder whores monsters.

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>> No.35476712

I want to draw kanako but have no ideas, help me anons

>> No.35476722

>>35476712
use a pencil
what is kanoko

>> No.35476738

>>35476712
snake eyes, long tongue, big chest

>> No.35476755

>>35476722
see>>35461661 and>>35461457

>> No.35476785

>>35476755
ah
hard to go wrong with intimate POV pictures, that's what I like
not even sex necessarily, but close, ya know?

>> No.35476799

>>35476712
Apophis Kanako

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>> No.35476867

>>35473303
Is she going to get a job and support her son or will she be a lazy NEET who sponges off his hard work? These are important questions for any parent

>> No.35476889

>>35474797
Become an Office Man

>> No.35476914

Would Umamusume have still gotten retardedly popular if the girls were centaurs instead of just human girls with horse ears and tails grafted on?

>> No.35476922

>>35476889
What's the difference between that and an office boy?

>> No.35476924

>>35476712
Whatever you choose, make sure she’s flustered

>> No.35476930
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35476930

>>35476914
Argh, forgot pic.

>> No.35476947

>>35476922
you get grabbed by the tie more often and they go out of their way to leave lipstick marks on your collar

>> No.35476950

>>35476922
Marriage and fatherhood

>> No.35476996

>>35476914
>>35476930
Doubtful, they might’ve have been ok if they had hooves but that’s it

>> No.35477047
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35477047

Bug.

>> No.35477064

>>35477047
i want za bug milk

>> No.35477071

>>35476091
>new
I’ve definitely seen that gote for a while now.

>> No.35477089

>>35476856
What''s under the black bar?

>> No.35477098

>>35477047

Bug Spray

>> No.35477114
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>>35476856

>> No.35477122

>>35477047
How do they get their leotards on and off?

>> No.35477124
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35477124

>>35477089
Furshit

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