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Comfy Wan Wans.

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>> No.35477212

Honestly I don’t know what anyone sees in the horse thing.
It’s just so fucking boring compared to any other “monster girl property” including the boats.

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I've stopped repairing the wall, Ushi just comes through the hole now.

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>> No.35477274

A Fennec friend of a Kitsune comes to stay at her shrine for a little while. What happens while she's over?

>> No.35477296

having not interfaced with the property I like the tall one with the long white hair and the one with the epaulets.
bitches know i can't resist them epaulets.

>> No.35477304

Just the next Idols, but they're horses.

>> No.35477322

I've been getting commissions of her for a while now anon
>do some POV pics
Way ahead of you

>> No.35477359
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i`m so tired from the heat. Where is my mershark gf when she so necessary for me!

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>> No.35477448

a flat cat that better have an ass

>> No.35477527
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This is your party now.

>> No.35477541

Can muscle Shoggoths exist? How can I get a Shoggoth as tall as a Jinko and as muscled as a Minotaur?

>> No.35477551

make 'em thicker and put in the lactation module
yup, they slime. they can be any body shape you want

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Oh boy

>> No.35477634

>These are your owners now

>> No.35477666

Why does /V/ hate this game now?

>> No.35477672

how would it be like to be owned by robutts?

>> No.35477689

You will smell like WD40 for the rest of your life.

>> No.35477708

A shoggoth can be the size of an entire house.

>> No.35477722
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>Not repairing the wall so ushi can smash it down for surprise snusnu
You'll become a drywall/plaster master and you'll like it anon

>> No.35477732

>muscled as a Minotaur?

Jinkos and Minotaurs are equally muscled! None of them has more muscles than the other, in general.

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>> No.35477771

would smelling like it already arouse robutts?

>> No.35477779

It's japanese

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>> No.35477782

I wanted a chocolate one

>> No.35477791
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When an Ushi finds a way she likes to enter you won't change her mind. Might as well put an unlocked door there, nicer looking than just a hole in the wall.

>> No.35477815

doubt that fat abdomen is making it through my door, at least not without her remodeling skills.

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>> No.35477847

>tfw no hellhound daughterus who hide in your closet to scare you but then fall asleep and then they get scared when you pick them up and take them to the kitchen for a snack

>> No.35477854
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orange and black striped paws typed this post

>> No.35477863

Fully functional robo wombs.

>> No.35477864

Just make it a double door

>> No.35477964
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How much alcohol do I have to drink till my cum can make an oni drunk?

>> No.35477968

It doesn't work that way.

>> No.35478016
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Three Haydees for you then

>> No.35478040
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>> No.35478058

I want A2!

>> No.35478068

I was told that I would be given an eight foot tall hag monster wife, now where is she?

>> No.35478127

So what do I have to do during the week of love?

>> No.35478135

Other than them draining your balls every night, you will be teaching these retired warform automatons how to live a normal life.

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Is that all you wanted to say honey?

>> No.35478191
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Dom anubis is underrated. Her curse thing is perfect for it.

>> No.35478215

Because every thread related to it in /v/ eventually ends in assposting or futafagging instead of actually discussing the contents of the game.
Don't get me wrong, 2B's ass is woundrous, but the plot is great too. Pierced my heart like a knife, sure. But woundrous.

>> No.35478217

but that's the problem, anon
I got a doors fitted wide enough to fit her, with no locks, and she still uses the wall.

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>> No.35478249
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Angels have been deployed to save you from m*nster tyranny

>> No.35478267

Did you put the doors where the hole is? She clearly likes going through that particular spot.

>> No.35478298

I dunno
That game hit too close to home for me
Left me I'm a weird place

>> No.35478301

no, the holes she makes are always right next to the door
I've just walled up all the doors, I hop through the Ushi-holes now.

>> No.35478307

If I knew how to do that, I wouldn't be here.

>> No.35478324
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I need a hellhound to save me from the angels.

>> No.35478370

I missed part 4, does anyone have it? Also nice.

>> No.35478379

Nah, I want monsters, not stinky smelly sweaty angels

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>stinky smelly sweaty

>> No.35478483

You don't "have" to do anything. Of course, failing to show appreciation for Big Sister will result in hellhounds draging you off to the Ministry of Consent.

>> No.35478509

Eh, fuck 'em, don't care for things like that

>> No.35478522

Oh no! She's an amputee.

>> No.35478525

I knew activating that facility was a good idea.

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>> No.35478566

why do dogs get called wans?

>> No.35478579

I just wanna stay home and play shitty romance visual novels.

>> No.35478596

Because the japanese sound for a dog barking is 'wan'

>> No.35478601

Wan if the Japanese equivalent to woof

>> No.35478635


>> No.35478669

can I be called a good boy if I am well behaved?

>> No.35478689

Fuck angels

>> No.35478716

I don't believe you

>> No.35478742
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Enough is enough

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>> No.35478799

I never understood the appeal

>> No.35478806

What are the best ways to embarrass old monsters and make them very flustered?

>> No.35478863

Skirt flip

>> No.35478873

I mean it is basic stuff like teaching them to not aim their guns at the neighbours or the postman.

>> No.35479040

I want to have no knowledge of centaur culture and ask one for a ride somewhere.

>> No.35479082

What would be a cute childhood monster friend in your opinion? The thought of an automaton whos AI has gradually adapted to being the best possible buddy/gf to you without realising it just popped into my head and i found it endearing.

>> No.35479104

kiss her in front of all her friends and tell her how you love her more than anything else while holding hands

>> No.35479115

I think a generally good one is a kakuen tomboy friend.
Two mischeivous kids gorwing up together, though she never truly grows up,

>> No.35479158

that would make them smug and their single friends seethe

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>Give centaur $20
>Ask her to take you to the local market
>You start to climb on her back before she can verbalize a response
>She just stares you down with eyes that could kill with a mix of horror and anger, but mostly anger

>> No.35479175

Should I post my writefaggotry on pastebin?

>> No.35479176
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Marry fairies

>> No.35479200

who is the semen demon?

>> No.35479220
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Rare 2hu.

>> No.35479247

I miss KDF.

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>> No.35479259

Morgan from FGO

>> No.35479262

Mad Hatter invited you to a tea party! You going?

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While the Minotaur's profile abs are more pronounced, the Jinko's profile arms are clearly more massive. So I say they are overall equal, KC even called Jinko a monster girl that suits the muscle taste (the other one being Mino).

>> No.35479286

I don't drink tea but I will if she brings miss wock with her as well as ms Chesh

>> No.35479289

Avoid Pastebin if possible. Use AO3 for full-fledged stories. Not sure what to use for greens and other short stuff, I can't remember what that site was called, 4bin or something.

>> No.35479335

I have finished one of the stories I promised to an anon here, and I was thinking about pastebin. Ao3's invitation is still pending.

>> No.35479337

I use ghostbin, but I don't know if thats wise or not.

>> No.35479380

Well yes, hags need to be smug

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it's his birthday today, time to show best worm some love

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He still comes up once in a blue moon to share commissions.
In that case you can give it a try, at worst Pastebin will flip its shit and you'll have to wait for AO3 anyway.

>> No.35479402

I do like 'em very smug, it just fits. Doesn't it?

>> No.35479420

It does indeed.
Smug and in control, that's how I like my hags.

>> No.35479477

Consider baseball.

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Kiss her

>> No.35479515

So smug it hurts

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>> No.35479518

I want to be wrapped around her finger and be her perfect little sex slave

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Someone please make a Jinko GF

>> No.35479553

Are you me?
I want to be drunk on headpats and being called a good boy.

>> No.35479554

what do monsters do if you smug at them

>> No.35479577
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Clingy fairy queen wife!

>> No.35479604

Seems like we think alike, I do want that as well. I want to get sat on her lap, hugged, then made stupid by how she kisses me.

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i hate tobacco but i want to smoke with the wonderworms, they look comfy

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>> No.35479701

sister is looking fluffier than before her trip to the far east

>> No.35479752

I will try sometime, not today tho

>> No.35479758

must be a new hair conditioner

>> No.35479764

Of course, she does all this teasing and controlling right in front of her friends, who are intensely jealous of this personal boyslut she's keeping for the rest of her eternal life.

>> No.35479808

yup, the same friends who told she would stay single just like them.

>> No.35479816

Big titty mantis stalking you on your daily run.

>> No.35479838

I would also be doing a lot of bunting in the hopes of more pets and kisses

>> No.35479894

Yup, I would be her perfect pet

>> No.35479924

>She's staring you down with cold, intent eyes
>Not an ounce of emotion can be seen in her face
>Her exposed, leaky breasts are the only indicator of her immense horniness and passion she feels towards you

>> No.35479930

I wonder if hags on 4monster just write walls of text about obedient boysluts addicted to their touch

>> No.35479957

>You're too busy listening to music during your run to notice.
>She's debating if she should take an aggressive approach to courting you or if something more 'gentle' would work.
>Meanwhile the little kobold beneath her tree is wondering why something warm and wet landed on her head.

>> No.35479977

>most of those hags would cum their brains out just from insertion

>> No.35480000

probably why they're all about touching, petting and kissing as opposed to boning.

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post sneks
bonus points for big, thick tails

>> No.35480017

I love meaty big thick tails regardless if they are from a lamia or not.

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Some of them have their human boy stuck between their breasts.

>> No.35480059

Why does he make the make characters look like they are sufferingm

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>> No.35480114

classic red big tiddy demons dont get enough credit

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>> No.35480227

would glady lose and kneel at her feet the moment I saw her

>> No.35480269

If you are raped by a girl with a historic of voring a person wouldn't you be scared for your life?

>> No.35480287

So lonely.

>> No.35480302

I will make gappy very happy with a kiss and a hug

>> No.35480315

dont know if you meant yourself or them but same

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>> No.35480366

Ancient yokai enjoy human boys showing respect and reverence.

>> No.35480392

she sure is ancient

>> No.35480398

Is this setouchi?

>> No.35480435

A bit too much maybe.

>> No.35480478

Too young

>> No.35480483

do they get wet?

>> No.35480489

so don't make fun of their doujinshi collection and body pillows?

>> No.35480491

>too young
wha, ya want a fox hag?

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You just couldn't help could you?

>> No.35480502

Their human disguise starts slipping occasionally.

>> No.35480535

damn that trip to america took its told on their waist

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fox hag going through a midlife crisis sounds like a good time

>> No.35480558

Gap hag so powerful she owns a fox hag as a servant. That fox hag owns a little cat.

>> No.35480583

I want to be chens step bro and give her two new siblings

>> No.35480603
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>Some random wench gets too friendly with onii-chan.

>> No.35480620
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Cute oni.

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I'd make that fox hag look like this for years to come.

>> No.35480643

Why's there a sperm cell on her arm band.

>> No.35480668

Best snake?

>> No.35480671

she wants to be pregnant

>> No.35480673

i oscillate between apophis and bunyip. basilisk sneaks in every once in a while

>> No.35480677
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Sex with thick lolis

>> No.35480708

Check your spam bin. I got in way earlier than the site said I would, but it did get filtered out of my main email.

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>> No.35480788
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all, but I like big pythons most

>> No.35480796

sea snek

>> No.35480803

thats two threads in a row theres been metal gear jokes

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>> No.35480810

my one-eyed snake

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>> No.35480884
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Metal Gear?

>> No.35481083

Shirohebi of course, i'm not saying this because i'm being coerced or anything btw.

>> No.35481094

I want to get a gator gf, what should I do to get one?
blink twice if she has you in her coils

>> No.35481104

>I want to get a gator gf, what should I do to get one?
Move to Florida.

>> No.35481124

what is the appeal of big fat tails?

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Fun to caress.

>> No.35481162

nice to get slapped by them

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Despite appearances, they are SQUISHY. You can play with them, get wrapped up in them, tug on them and sleep on them. The applications are limitless.

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They're big and also fat

>> No.35481256
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On the mofu side of things, they offer maximum fluff.

>> No.35481269

B-Bigger doesn't mean better

>> No.35481287

if a tail isn't AT LEAST this big >>35481216 she isn't worth the time

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You a foxfucker?

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>> No.35481346

Post tail.

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Can't beat perfection in compact form.

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At the end of the day it’s total volume that matters. So multi-tailed girls get a bit of leeway.
Boy do I feel bad for feline girls though. Just that little wispy thing. Sad!

>> No.35481377

She better at least have big paws.

>> No.35481378

snow leopard got some chonk

>> No.35481386

I still need my chubby, pear shaped bapho to umu at me.

>> No.35481389

make her a shortstack and i'd agree
No wonder cheshires are kinda mean by default

>> No.35481426

I would never stoop so low

>> No.35481502

>usually mean or scary doggos being frightened
Just so adorable.

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We need to go

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>> No.35481560

if you were to ship eggman to an mg would it be gremlin or automaton?

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It's important to be there for them.

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Just fuck their aspect ratio right up
Boy I love having to convert images to jpgs because a fucking IMAGE BOARD in [CURRENT YEAR] has a 4MB file size limit.

Gremlin with a duo of bumbling automaton assistants.

>> No.35481616
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How do Shoggoths or Kikimoras view their man helping clean up the house? Is it like denial play to them or what?

>> No.35481617
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>> No.35481646
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>> No.35481677
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She will provide fine references for a certain amazon dullahan.

>> No.35481687
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>> No.35481777

Big girls are severely weak to compliments. Many amazon tribes have fallen against an onslaught of men telling them how beautiful, cute, and cool they are.

>> No.35481801

>your lower half is wrapped up in her tail
>your upper half gets stuffed under her sweater
Such is the life of a warmblood hubby.

>> No.35481821

I don't believe you

>> No.35481844

think about the fact big monsters are especially seen as monstrous

>> No.35481863

there is a small addendum for dragons who get all horned up for compliments and flattery.

>> No.35481922


>> No.35481976

>mg version of spooky videos/memes

>> No.35481981
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>"For the last fucking time, I'm a black mage! DPS! I don't have heals!"

>> No.35481991
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Does this count?

>> No.35482000

The strongest Amazons are the ones that can take a compliment and call their husbands beautiful and cute!

>> No.35482025

Got another image of my Salamander wife! Two commission deliveries in one day is a good feeling.
Artist is @FullDoodles on twitter.

>> No.35482051
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I think this dog is trying to tell you something.

>> No.35482070
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breed the pede

>> No.35482073

rub her tummy?

>> No.35482097

Fuck yeah belly rubs
On the reeeeally lowest part of her abdomen
Juuuuust out of erogenous zone stimulation
She'd be whimpering like a, well, like a dog, until you give her sweet release by subsequently plunging in at max force

>> No.35482101

Hold on I’m getting my shoes on, we’ll be going for a walk soon.

>> No.35482114
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Well,would you?

>> No.35482121

It might be difficult to do so if she's latched onto your leg like a facehugger.

>> No.35482125

My weakness are being able to pet belly, head and fluffy parts!

>> No.35482126
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What would you do for a wisp gf?

>> No.35482140

I know it’s a trap…. but those fluffy bits are calling my name!

>> No.35482141

yup and let me feel her embrace

>> No.35482148

With dark elves being all monsterized into a lovingly dominant all female people who give birth to female delves and human (incubi) sons. Do you think Dark elves retrofit and modify all their dark evil edgy spikey gear, armor and weapons as non-lethal Demon Realm Silver?

I take it even the dark edgy spikey architecture of dark elves are renovated and modified to now be made off Demon Realm Silver. Including all the spikey sharp bits on their armor and gear.

>> No.35482154

You know, usually I like that kinda stuff, but that filename is just, I mean, did you HAVE to pick that?

>> No.35482158

Some quality bonding time with the wife. Nice com.

>> No.35482161

Being stuck inside a slime girl doesnt sound so bad in this fucking heat wave,at least i would feel good

>> No.35482163


>> No.35482166

Yes. It was an absolute must. Zero room for negotiation there.

>> No.35482202
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Change it. Now.

>> No.35482224
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Give me one good reason.

>> No.35482244

this must be one of those health sponge zombies i keep hearing about. . .

>> No.35482250

I see 5 cups in that pic

>> No.35482262
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I would an Ushi-Oni

>> No.35482263
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>""your destination is behind you""

>> No.35482281

I can neither confirm no deny that two of them are the beer taps.

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>> No.35482313
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>Anon buys a shoggoth house

>> No.35482323

>beer traps

>> No.35482335

Everything about a wight is a trap, honestly. Soft body, but sharp claws.

>> No.35482339
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If you are fucking a monster under 100 you might as well be fucking a toddler.

>> No.35482349

undead milk is alcoholic since it is fermented

>> No.35482358

Is that how hags cope?

>> No.35482360
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>> No.35482367

Maybe she want your fingers in her puppi cunni.

>> No.35482369

I kind of worry about the monsters that go about there daily lives in wedding dresses

>> No.35482381

Girlboss and malewife is gay. It also sounds gay.

>> No.35482390

Is that a tiny Mofushi-oni?

>> No.35482392

Gonna pin her down to 'keep warm'

>> No.35482394

she gotta always to be ready for a cute boy

>> No.35482396

It's how lolibabas cope.

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It makes me laugh because it's dumb as fuck. One more try.

>> No.35482411

it's got some desperate energy

>> No.35482417

why is she looking at me like that?

>> No.35482420
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>> No.35482439

she's a 218 year old virgin what ya expect?

>> No.35482440

It also makes you sound like you drink onions and all the other shit associated with people like that.

>> No.35482441

what are thpse?

>> No.35482457

Freshly made kumis

>> No.35482458

And I personally dislike seeing it.

>> No.35482464
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>Drinking onions
What unholy shit is this?

>> No.35482483

Why does the wight cry?

>> No.35482492

She's chopping onions, clearly.

>> No.35482493

Forgot about the word changer. teebeeaytch turns into desu and s*y turns into onions, among other things. S*yboy also turns into basedboy.

>> No.35482500

made me think of ogre milk, kek
>tfw no hubby

>> No.35482502
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You never milked an onion?

>> No.35482536

>anon you have to make a decision

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>> No.35482552

Yeah they big and green

>> No.35482559

>Wendi makes you drive another 250 miles to the butcher to buy 20 of her favorite cuts of meat

>> No.35482570
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Huh. Neat.

>> No.35482572

I want a venus shaped monster and there is no changing my mind

>> No.35482575


>> No.35482604

Doogs. From heck.

>> No.35482606

about what?

>> No.35482619


>> No.35482636

You not taking my money, fuck you, you damn tanuki

>> No.35482643

>Other health benefits of onion juice

>Onions aren’t just good for losing weight, having onion juice can offer a variety of health benefits.

>Besides helping you burn calories, quercetin in onions may also reduce inflammation in the body. Quercetin has a host of other benefits, ranging from reducing the symptoms of bladder infections to preventing cancer and from promoting prostate health to lowering blood pressure.
>A 2013 study published in the American Journal of Physiology showed that quercetin can help relax the airway muscles and provide relief of asthma symptoms.
>Onions are excellent sources of various nutrients such as vitamin C, vitamin B-6, calcium, fibre, iron, folate, potassium, magnesium, and phosphorous, which are all good for your health.
>The fibre in onions promotes good digestion and helps keep you regular. Eating more fibre makes you full for longer and keeps hunger at bay, helping you to eat less and control weight.
>Onions contain sulfur compounds that provide many health benefits, including lowering blood sugar.
>Consuming onion juice with honey cures fever, cold and coughs immediately.
>Regular consumption of onion also helps cure acne and other skin infections.

>Note: The content, including the suggestions, is purely informative in nature and should not be construed as professional medical advice.

>> No.35482656

[X] No action

>> No.35482665
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I regularly use to have my folks make me swallow onion cloves as a kid, but drinking the juice is a step above. Kind of curious to try it out...

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>> No.35482730

Speaking of juice. Which monster girl would drink bottles of sauerkraut juice?

>> No.35482759
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>> No.35482760
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Elves or foxes?

>> No.35482772
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Describe to me life in the undead lands

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>> No.35482797

Greenworm obviously.

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>> No.35482889

who got the local lich drunk again?

>> No.35482902

It makes sense. Sauerkraut juice doesn't feel good on an empty stomach, it's better after a good meal because of its acidity. That's a drink Greenworms would appreciate.

>> No.35482949
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What do liches have to do about Foxelves?

>> No.35482977

>Greenworms eating sauerkraut
I feel like Greenworms would be banned from Oktoberfest, not because of prejudices, but because nobody wants to deal with an army of drunk Greenworms.

>> No.35483022

just grab a dude and dress him like a cabbage, problem solved

>> No.35483036

>If you are fucking a monster under 100 you might as well be fucking a toddler.
t. monster who has had and stopped having "-teen" in her age

>> No.35483052

Demon wife, of course.

>> No.35483053

she still 17

>> No.35483057


>> No.35483058
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Greenworm with hands>normal greenworms

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>getting drunk on sauerkraut

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>> No.35483108
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Sure why not

>> No.35483122

i highly recommend staying away from bin sites for now, you will never know when one might flip its shit for whatever reason down the line

>> No.35483128

Maybe it's a Greenworm thing.

>> No.35483149

>monster who has had and stopped having "-teen" in her age, multiple times

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>> No.35483213
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post toned bellies

>> No.35483226
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>> No.35483270

What I'm sayin is we got to legalize glue, man. It's got other uses that aren't just mind expanding

>> No.35483406


The Average Order Devotees:

>An image on the left side featuring a Nun, a plated armor knight and some JRPG looking hero doing fast twitchy movements

The Average Monstergirl lovers:

>A picture in the right side in black and white showing a man and a succubus kissing each other in a loving embrace

>> No.35483407
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The competition for Shikikan's dick can get downright insane.

>> No.35483412

How do I get on the MGC most wanted list?

>> No.35483414
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Fuck cops

>> No.35483456


>> No.35483471

So what kind of music is produced in MGC

>> No.35483505

cock core, old metal, the usual

>> No.35483561

which monster girl is best for absolutely fucking drain you? furthermore, which monster girl gives the best aftercare after doing so?

>> No.35483568

manticore, manticore priest

>> No.35483573
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I thought Akagi was yandere as fuck
Would she be okay with sharing you with her sister?

>> No.35483595

The sisters are fine with sharing with each other.
Not so much others.

>> No.35483608

Evil Ice Queen

>> No.35483628
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Tanukis, they'll drain your wallet but turn you into a house husband

>> No.35483663
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>> No.35483715

succ suck

>> No.35483726

How do you think society would react if MGs came, they went only after men that specifically want a monster girl wife (say a portal will open in front of such man to his waifu) but MGs adopted a policy of zero tolerance of arresting guys for going with monstergirls or making them illegal, including lolis? Zero tolerance I mean, the moment a single law is passed in a country to criminalize men for bringing being with a monster girl or a man is arrested for this, an invasion will immediately fall upon that country, even if it is because some monsters are below the human age of consent.

>> No.35483748

>which monster girl is best for absolutely fucking drain you?

Jinkos, they are stated to require 100+ sexes to be satisfied and almost incubize you in a night without even being a Succubus type. Also given they are not Succubuses, their bodies are likely less equiped to help the man deal with the drain. About aftercare, I wouldn't know, any MG really, but I would say likely Shoggoth if she was very rough or Khepris because of the king treatment.

>> No.35483830
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dammit I watched too many spooky youtube videos, now i cant go to sleep...

>> No.35483864
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My wife isn't too good at telling scary stories...

>> No.35483872

Which monster girl has the puffiest vulva?

>> No.35483901

I can't handle horror at alll, I end up having nightmares especially if it is about zombies

>> No.35483934

it isn't monsters that scare,
its the unknown, the in explainable the incomprehensible

>> No.35483952

Yup, but I can't help but get curios about them

>> No.35484029 [SPOILER] 
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I just realized that Karakasa-Obake are one of the best monsters to enact a tentacle pod or tentacle pit situation. If the husband takes a tentacle potion and gets seales inside the umbrella pocket-dimension along with his wife, then they will be stuck together in close quarters, isolated from the outside world until they're done.

>> No.35484089
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How do you deal with pesky monsters?

>> No.35484124

>draws dick dastardly

>> No.35484134

you can't have my cock, he is the only friend I have

>> No.35484145
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Be married.

>> No.35484223
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grab horns, fondle tails, caress wings

>> No.35484226

hug em till they are happy

>> No.35484314
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>> No.35484382

hello there

>> No.35484512
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Where do I find snake royalty outside of the desert?

>> No.35484635

God she is glorious

>> No.35484663
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I have a confession to make. Recently I've been going to the track and field events and pretending to be a supporter of the local athletes in this scolding heat, but to be honest I'm all into the bloomers and boing boing. I try to be subtle but it's hard, guys.

I don't think any of them have noticed yet, though.

>> No.35484706

>I don't think any of them have noticed yet, though.
They have.

>> No.35484717
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>scolding heat
Then stop getting in trouble with hellhounds and they'll stop scolding you

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>> No.35484822

Hell yeah hot

>> No.35484910

How would you protect yourself in a demon realm during the Purge?

>> No.35484941
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>when you catch him staring at fox mofu

>> No.35485039

What even happened to Kantai Collection? It was super popular years ago, I couldn’t check anything about anime without something about it or Infinite Stratos popping up.
Then it just... disappeared. I’m extremely interested in Seaport Princess and whatever is her lore.

>> No.35485112

Gacha-sphere got crowded with other good games and it also had some JP Only issues that were a bit of a pain to get around.

>> No.35485166
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I love white girls. The people who draw her with a more normal skin tone are missing the point

>> No.35485200

Head chops.

>> No.35485281
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Foxes are cuddly.

>> No.35485353

Can trad-succs be trusted?

>> No.35485499

No, they're a set-up to convert men into trad-husbands.

>> No.35485503
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trap mouse girls!

>> No.35485572

Nazrin can't catch a break

>> No.35485605
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Hey there. Finished drawing a victorian snake for the brothel

>> No.35485731

These glue traps are brutal, mice often literally rip themselves in pieces and leave innards trying to get out

>> No.35485754

What do monster girls want?

>> No.35485796

That's really nice work, I like all the small details like the pattern on the fan.

>> No.35485800


>> No.35485819

Complete balkanization of both China and the United States of America.

>> No.35485887

NO! Don't use glue, you're hurting her!

>> No.35485902

This. Just use ones that kill them instantly.

>> No.35485954

Mouse trap style bdsm is weird

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>> No.35486015

I thought you stayed on /co/, wonderbread is worst white bread

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>> No.35486153
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What's the term again? "Git gud?"

>> No.35486163

Peak wolfu

>> No.35486179

>Zipangu before Lilith became the demon lord

>> No.35486206

You got to show the goods to keep up.

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>> No.35486269
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*Meido Gear

>> No.35486345

Wolf mofu is just as soft as Kitsune fluff

>> No.35486424

Ya, but if you can't actually fluff it, what's the point?

>> No.35486426

It's not as big and fluffy.

>> No.35486491
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How soft is Gazer mofu?

>> No.35486530

Depends on how well you help her care for it. Be sure to wash it frequently with shampoo and conditioner. I recommend something that appeals to your tastes, like your favorite fruit

Also, help her brush the mofu every single day. This practice will not only improve the softness of her mofu, but also helps relieve stress for both you and her.

>> No.35486545

Gazer nofu

>> No.35486548

foxgirl* fucker, yes absolutely

>> No.35486590

Full version somewhere? saucenao wasn't helpful

>> No.35486609

Until you realize you have the same taste in doujins. Probably not the same taste in body pillows though.

>> No.35486610
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>> No.35486636

Anyone else keep forgetting that they have tails?

>> No.35486707

What's with the gachaspam? Take it easy

>> No.35486720

Going to pull her mofu while I go to town doggystyle on her

>> No.35486721

I want to tell Wendi stories about how hippies are trying to make everyone vegan

>> No.35486728
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It's tea time.

>> No.35486777
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Don't become a healer to become a healslut.
Become a healer to protect the smile of the reckless frontline warrior in your party, to help her achieve her dream.

>> No.35486796
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I do all the time and think they just have long hair.

>> No.35486797

Maybe she should learn not to be so reckless

>> No.35486824

Let me just give a friendly reminder that beastgirl armies are the weakest, prettiest and easiest enemy monstergirls to beat in battle. They are low tier in quality and all their units are garbage.

>> No.35486830

I'll just do the frontline and eat the enemies

>> No.35486853

I bet her eyestalks are fat too.

>> No.35486978

I want to meet hatter. How does one get to wonderland?

>> No.35486994

A lot of work went into her making or order that.

>> No.35487015

Down a hole or through a mirror, idiot.

>> No.35487019
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Don't have to deal with pesky monsters when you're sandworm food. All you have to deal with is super nice, lovey dovey, slimy, squishy monster

>> No.35487042

Isn't there a safer way? Like uber or something?

>> No.35487059


>> No.35487077

Why would they not want uber there? How do people get around?

>> No.35487080

>just close your eyes, imagine the cake isn't there greeny

>> No.35487348
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Dying of heat stroke in the sweaty, boiling bosom of summer moff!

>> No.35487389

To hell with uppity Angels punishing me for the smallest slight! I'll just marry a layed back Houri angel instead!

>> No.35487657

Which mamono would like Spaghetti Westerns?

>> No.35487683

Lizard girls and salamanders would love it.
I want a lizard girl cowgirl. Lots and lots of sun bathing with them.

>> No.35487696

Just want to lay there and let her cage me with those legs like a big fluffy beartrap

>> No.35487719

Yeah, yeah. Maybe the...uhh…Dark Musketeers or whatever they're called would like it too.

>> No.35487727

I can't decide if I would rather be the outlaw being taken down by a gunslinger monster girl. Or be the white hat sheriff who's gonna take that bandit monster girl down.

>> No.35487732

The most exquisite and exotic mofu is the minotaur armpit crotch mofu, specifically post workout.

>> No.35487889

Autumn is CUTE.

>> No.35487902

they are all very nice
Luna moths are my favourite of all.

>> No.35487937
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Wish i had a cute cow, i could pat right now.

>> No.35487970

Would sandworm+tentacle+mindflayer be the most terrifying chimera? Not only does she swallow you, the inside is covered in tentacles that will molest your whole body and mind. She is basically a mobile tentacle pit.

>> No.35488149
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Is this a monster girl?

>> No.35488239
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Just post ratas

>> No.35488252

Tree Rrat is unironically an MG.

>> No.35488254
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Mofu? Awesome
Pits? Fucking amazing
Both of them together? Uhhhh no thanks

>> No.35488413

>Hero receives message from his god, delivered by a Rata.
>Before she leaves he asks to huff her tail.
>[HP/MP Restored]

>> No.35488491

Mofu huffing is a useful method of restoring HP and MP, but frequent use can result in an addiction, which gives debuffs until you can huff the fluff again.
Can be very inconvenient when the debuffs kick in mid-fight against an enemy and there's no fluff for miles.

>> No.35488512

Shoggoth is pretty good at this. She will absorb you and rape/drain you inside her. The aftercare inside her body/dimension/abyss is very soothing.

>> No.35488530

>thicc motherly priestess/nun turns into a manticore

>> No.35488538

They can get wonderland units though. Which are the Heroes 3 Conflux of MGE.

>> No.35488807

Yes, she is a squirrel.

>> No.35488815

Does the MGE world also have regular squirrel girls who aren't Ratas?

>> No.35488825

She's doing a cute dance!

>> No.35488833

They must undergo therapy by slowly sniffing smaller and smaller tails over time until they can live on without them.

>> No.35488879

>Get the shakes when some smug fox with big tails walks by.

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>> No.35489301

Will this cheeky smug cat become even more smug if I make her my broodmother wife? Or will she mellow out?

>> No.35489377

>local cheshire even more smug after getting pregnant

>> No.35489424
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Can mgs stop making smug faces? That's insult my male pride so much.

>> No.35489494

My loyal kiki maid would help me capture her and place her in the mansion's sex dungeon that has a anti-teleportation field. My very own bound and blindfolded cheshire onahole!

>> No.35489725

yes, she is a size queen.

>> No.35489773

Don't break her!

>> No.35489837


>> No.35490049
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Squirrels deserve hugs instead.

>> No.35490091

They can get both

>> No.35490252

I think I made the head on my new "Kiki doing Chin-ups" drawing too small, and it's too late to go back.

>> No.35490450

It's July 1st, the People's Republic of the Mist Continent Government's 100 year anniversary. What do you have to say for Most Continent's authoritarian- Ooops!!! I meant, Legitimate Republic government?

>> No.35490569

How many kingdoms are there on the mist continent again?

>> No.35491627

Technically. If you post catchphrases and memes, then no.

>> No.35491862

>How many kingdoms are there on the mist continent again?

Don't you ask questions like that! The Most Continent has only one and one and only government party. And that is the People's Republic! And better not dare bring up that so called incident that happened in 1989. Or bring up those crazy accusations of the Mist Continent Government using slave labor and "genociding" ethnic minorities and resident monstergirls. Never happens!

>> No.35492082
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I've changed my mind.
Human boys do *not* belong underneath HUGE Minos.
*I* belong underneath HUGE Minos.
You guys can have the BIG ones if you like but the HUGE ones are for me only.

>> No.35492092
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>implying monster girls don't have their own catchphrases and memes

>> No.35492131

So you're not a human boy?

>> No.35492154

I am me

>> No.35492172

I'm a monsterboy

>> No.35492218

Be silent. Do not speak of that here.
Keep that to yourself.

>> No.35492364

I meant Homolive memes that make it tied to 3DPD behind it, not memes in general.

>> No.35492799
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I am a "horny for monsters"-boy

>> No.35492850
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I can't decide if i want a tiny holstaur or a huge holstaur.

>> No.35492882

What if other monster girls have similar catchphrases? I'd imagine a lot of monster girls would end up using ones that are similar since they'd say something that would be fitting for their species. Who knows how many nut-related puns all those squirrel girls out there have made up.

>> No.35492898

perhaps both
or a holstaur that changes size at will

>> No.35492916

Why not both?

>> No.35492941

>Kind of looks like kuro
>possibly a trap
My dick

>> No.35492978
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True. I won't mind being sandwiched between the two sizes.

>> No.35493020

>small holst and anon sandwiched between big holst's tits

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>> No.35493322
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The sheep if mofu mofu
Her wool is moko moko
Weresheeps are fuwa fuwa
Do do do do
Tuck yourself into the futon
It's now time to say goodnight~

>> No.35493390 [SPOILER] 
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From top to bottom i would be in marshmallow heaven!

>> No.35493585

You really missing the point or just pretending?

>> No.35493655

Built for the dairy

>> No.35493678

>I'm a monsterboy
Don`t worry, soon you will become a girl.

>> No.35493936
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Built for hand milking.

>> No.35493998 [DELETED] 

I'm asking about other monster girls. They sometimes make up their own catchphrases themselves, which end up sounding similar because a lot of times because they base them on something generic for their species.

>> No.35494122

I'm asking about other monster girls. They sometimes make up their own catchphrases themselves, which end up sounding similar a lot of times because they base them on something generic for their species.

>> No.35494253

I would lose to a holst prett quick if they pat my head and pull me into a hug

>> No.35494257

That goes without saying
It's a good way to build trust and keep up holst Morale.
Machines are employed when a man has too big a herd to manage

>> No.35494266


>> No.35494630 [SPOILER] 
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I'm probably in a similar boat. Just one loving cuddling and telling me she loves me would make me settle down and open a farm.
I would still help them get out the last few drops by hand milking them, that the machine can't suck out.

>> No.35494715

What do you do when you find a poor abandoned Kobold in a cardboard box on the side of the street?
Hard mode: You already have a wife

>> No.35494807

adopt her as my daughter, hope she like having wurm sisters

>> No.35494997

What would them growing up together be like?

>> No.35495154

Actually, considering that hand milking a cow takes around 8-10minutes pwr cow you can probably hand milk quite the number of girls so machines are probably only needed on industrial scales

>> No.35495311
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Well i would probably go only for one cow, she being my wife, but maybe 5 at max. But who knows, maybe overtime i get a taste of taking care cows and get a few more.

>> No.35495458

5 is my go to but some scenarios include a few more and it seems realistic to have a sizeable 'herd' of holsts

>> No.35495538
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>Holstaur wife can't stop talking about my milking technique.
>Lonely Holstaurs with their heavy udders starts to "invade" our home to check if what she said true and then they stay to get milked everyday.
An easy way to start a cow farm.

>> No.35495668

all this cow talk makes me want to go cow tippin

>> No.35495843

Cows have a herd mentality so they've been known to gather in groups

>> No.35496028
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That is also true.
>Taking home one lonely cow, because she kept following me.
>Wake next day finding out she was part of a big herd and all of them wants to live here.

>> No.35496329

Chubby, older cows are olev

>> No.35496413
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They are expert at calf making and being mothers.

>> No.35496494

As they should be.
A growing herd is a happy herd

>> No.35496544
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After a certain amount of
>Quantity of girls
>Breast size
I become concerned, and eventually inconsolable.

I'll just take the goats

>> No.35496651
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I probably end up with a "milk factory" over the year from all the breeding i have with young and expert cows.

>> No.35496955

High pedigree cows are the mark of any successful breeder.

>> No.35497113

Is it okay to take other monster girls as non-wife pets?

>> No.35497188

god, milfs are my weakness

>> No.35497189

Only if you're okay with them running away when they find a husband.
You're either gonna end up fucking them or your wife is gonna be very confused and you're gonna have a very confused pet.

>> No.35497260
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>> No.35497289

very cute nerd octpus

>> No.35497320
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Yep. And mine will be the highest (at least in my heart)
They are great.

>> No.35497359

Would Kikis be okay with serving other people who aren't their husband? I kinda like the idea of Kikis being friendly with other couples that live in the same mansion or something.

>> No.35497385

Is that a 2hu?

>> No.35497429

I think they're more than fine just doing it as a job. Might be a good way to find a young unmarried man in need of a live at home wif- I mean, maid.

>> No.35497432

I want to activate my REEE-mode cuz you posting human girls, but Uzaki`s mother is too good, so i won`t do it.

>> No.35497446


>> No.35497447

As you should
They're good cows

>> No.35497551


>> No.35497588

Then what is it?

>> No.35497618

What are you talking about. That is a Holstaur. Now it is.

>> No.35497639
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a request of the artists previous oc

>> No.35497668

Someone requested the artist to draw the artist's own OC?

>> No.35497690
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With a tits like that and ears like those, she must be a holstaur. I do agree, maybe i shouldn't be posting her as example.
Thanks. They really are.

>> No.35497711

that's my understanding

>> No.35497744


>> No.35497786


>> No.35497888

I also want a demon wife.

>> No.35498038

If a monster is
>visibly older than me
>has a mature body with big tits and a fat ass
>has her closed in that motherly way
>says ara ara
>has a motherly aura
I trust them fully

>> No.35498052

Yup, they're gay.

>> No.35498116

I give up and pledge my loyalty to monsterkind

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I mean, you can post a slutty witch with no visible monster traits and call it a dark mage, so I don't see any problem.

>> No.35498200

What would a Kitsune do if I keep calling foxes "fuckses".

>> No.35498253
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Amazon press.

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Even the ones that want to experiment on you?

>> No.35498327

Can't be dumber than what might happen as I continue to call them "untrustworthy tricksters that deserve no tofu."

>> No.35498379

Don't crush her dreams

>> No.35498388

Imagine a non-supernatural regular fox girl hearing that from you and crying helplessly.

>> No.35498390

Yes, They need to do research and I'll gladly oblige

>> No.35498436
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>> No.35498468

What kind of experiment?

>> No.35498573
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>> No.35498616

Potions mostly. And some spells. It's her trade after all.

>> No.35498625

Remember that mean, evil monster girls are just misunderstood. They only want a hug.
Then you subdue her when she gets close and brutally dick her into submission.

>> No.35498655
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Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>> No.35498683

If you have shit taste maybe

>> No.35498704
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>> No.35498837

That seems to happen more often than you (or I) would think.

>> No.35498855

>that sword
fuckin weeb

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>> No.35498914

Oh no!?

>> No.35498922

Thats why sex is bad. It mind breaking pure shotas and destroying their penises

>> No.35499007

sex is good cause I want this
weebs are weebs

>> No.35499079
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>Anon after the battle of bamboo forest.
>Casualties 10,000 anon benises, 100 beast girl vagoos.

>> No.35499087
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>> No.35499221

Slime queens are underrated.

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>> No.35499266
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How to pat a monster that doesn't want pats?

>> No.35499279


>> No.35499280 [DELETED] 

The point of beastgirl armies is that they are so easy to amass in large numbers. Perfect if your intention is displacing everyone else.

>> No.35499318

>Have slime queen wife
>She makes an entire town with different version of herself.
>Sometimes you just go around fucking the different slimes
>You fuck the city guards, you buck the bar tender, The shopkeepers and the maids.

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>> No.35499335

have very tasty food at hand

>> No.35499347


>> No.35499366

>Find level 1 slime
>Marry her
>Make her the queen she was always meant to be

>> No.35499371
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>you buck the bar tender

>> No.35499404

When rival slime kingdoms expand next to each other, does it become a battle of one absorbing the other?

>> No.35499424

Go away miss Haku, or I'm gonna make an essay that's not in times new roman 12 1.5 spacing.

>> No.35499454

use comic sans

>> No.35499476

Imagine being the camp cook for a beast girl army.

>> No.35499488
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>> No.35499500

Comic sans 16 2 spacing.
It's 100% worth the detention.
What are detentions with a Haku anyhow?

>> No.35499534

I'll need 2 hot coffees with rumchata from White Horn bartender, one for me and one for her

>> No.35499580

make it all white and make it three pages of "the cow says"

>> No.35499586

Most beast girls are carnivores. Oh dear, if they rampage through the lands, living off what they find, they could destroy ecosystems. There's gotta be some sort of check and balance.

>> No.35499587

I want to write a dream diary and give it to a nightmare.

>> No.35499602

>no Reimu, you are the yokai

>> No.35499636

Holy shit, she gonna go ballastic

>> No.35499713


>> No.35499767

how do i seduce a hakutaku?

>> No.35499818
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>> No.35499840
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eels > slugs

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>> No.35499887

So...exterminate herself?

>> No.35499917

Nah, go beat the shit out of the usual suspects

>> No.35500032

what are some other ways, can i use science to entice them and talk how mathematically perfect they are for me?

>> No.35500039 [DELETED] 

Doesn't reimoo drag her feet on the whole exterminate yourself thing?

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>> No.35500065

>ywn conquer rival slime kingdoms

>> No.35500079

>What are detentions with a Haku anyhow?
If she takes a liking to you, it will be one-on-one busy work with lots of idle touching

Otherwise, you end up locked in a room after school with a bunch of delinquent Oni, Hellhounds, Ogres, Imps, etc. And Ms Haku just stays in the backroom and occasionally yells at you to "keep it down".

>> No.35500094

>>35499636 #
Doesn't reimoo drag her feet on the whole exterminate youkai thing?

>> No.35500121

>eel tries to hug you hard
>you get launched to the air

>> No.35500140
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>> No.35500176

She knows it when she sees it, and when she sees it she goes Scorched Earth.

>> No.35500182

a new way to fly, ask her to aim and you'll be flying in style

>> No.35500225
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Finish the process. Do it now!

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I’m sure this witch is completely trustworthy

>> No.35500259

I will but what would she turn into?

>> No.35500270

I trust her with my child

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>> No.35500288

Git tails.

>> No.35500295
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Fox, dark shrine maiden(succubus) or a raymoo

>> No.35500319

It's bad parenting to leave your kids with animal girls. They might go into heat and it's even worse during mating season. Adult human supervision is a must.

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Good anon.

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>> No.35500454

Fox raymoo? Milky fox sounds fun.

>> No.35500519

reimoo is the best reimu

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It’s not hard and fast evidence, but Mamizou’s super in one of the fighting games turns opponents into an animal form related to them.
Reimu becomes a (very angery) fox.

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I have an addictive personality so on the one hand monstergirls would help to break detrimental habits because they care but on the other hand they're frightening because it would be too hard to resist getting addicted to them

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My angry very pregnant fox wife

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Hope you have some business sense.

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>> No.35500939

>courting her in a respectful and gentlemanly manner for a couple of years, treating her like a proper lady.

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That is indeed how ghouls deserve to be treated

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>> No.35501071

Ghouls are for pinning down and facefucking.

>> No.35501120

spoil every monster you come across, that is all

>> No.35501145


>> No.35501160

Isn't that what p'orcs call their husband?

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>> No.35501180

Yeah though I would mostly be supporting her schemes.

>> No.35501211

>cross paths with a slime
>*sad bubbling noises*

>> No.35501234

I uploaded my writing to pastebin and recieved a warning.

>> No.35501237

That's just mean, anon.

>> No.35501252

I mean spoil them as pamper them, you dummy

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>Group of Onis ask you to go to a private beach with them

>> No.35501326

>you can't like... own nature man

>> No.35501414

Too bad they own the beach and now they own you too.

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>> No.35501440

Monster girl island right? How is this game? It's in my backlog

>> No.35501447

Just migrate to a better platform, pastebin is dead.

>> No.35501466

Leave that shithole to fester, holy shit.

>> No.35501481

It's got one of those thing people in these threads pretend to hate

>> No.35501486

not if I own them first

>> No.35501501

I lay down the ground rules of no lewd stuff

>> No.35501528

dress as lewdly as possible, full plate order armor

>> No.35501656

Hello, where is the monster pussy?

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Coming soon, don't attempt to escape

>> No.35501727

i haven't beat in a week and a half, I ain't going anywhere

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>> No.35501750

What warning?

>> No.35501763

me when the monsters come

>> No.35501765


>> No.35501808

This is 4channel, all hate is real

>> No.35501812

Figured, good luck with your AO3 invite.

>> No.35501901

That's just my bodyguards protecting me at a private resort.

>> No.35501910


>> No.35501922

>pretend to hate
no anon, I'm 100% sure nobody except for a few shitposters here likes actual snuff porn

>> No.35501926

which monster girls would most likely dress up like clowns?

>> No.35501957

I like shikibi does that count as snuff?

>> No.35502005

>hellhound in juggle paint
Why you have yo put that image in my mind?

>> No.35502013

>Monster girl island

>> No.35502026

Juggalos have grown too powerful

>> No.35502029

The rapehound is a funhound now

>> No.35502043

That game has snuff? I thought people hated it because it had monsterboy shit

>> No.35502052

Fucking magnets that's why

>> No.35502053

It has both

>> No.35502083

No it doesn't

>> No.35502096

>Juggalohounds terrorize local Sabbath

>> No.35502133


>> No.35502166

Wouldn’t delinquents just skip detention, so all the girls in there would just be pranksters like cheshire-chan?

>> No.35502193

If I want to learn elf magic, do I need to give my teacher a kid?

>> No.35502206

But anon... You'll be coming too

>> No.35502224

>creator says he won't add degenerate shit
>does anyway
>all funding dries up because he lied

>> No.35502231

>Wow, your face looks so pretty Ms Ghoul-chan!
>Awwz thanks baby~ you should fuck it




>My face, you should fuck it ~~

>> No.35502242

Everyone just pretends to "fit in".

>> No.35502261

If the delinquents do that, they are assigned to the stronger, scarier teachers.

>> No.35502269

You would need to give her 30 silver coins

>> No.35502297

>tfw MGs can make even trailer trash seem appealing

>> No.35502310
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Get SNUG'd by big girls.

>> No.35502313

but I read that to learn elven sorcery you need to give her your child

>> No.35502324

>Florida Anon lives in a trailer with his Palmetto Devilbug wife and many children

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>> No.35502363

Big need. I want a cuddly holstaur gf.

>> No.35502377

Elven magic is just pussy bullshit anyway.
>uwu I shall sing a song to the trees that they may point the way through this forest
Meanwhile the wizard just opened a gate to their destination five hours ago.

>> No.35502410

You need to give her 30 silver coins to complete the allegorical reference

>> No.35502437

I want to fuck science in her ass

>> No.35502446 [DELETED] 

300 XAG Silver (ounce) = 7798.65 USD

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>> No.35502497

Look at those circles around her eyes. She should sleep instead.

>> No.35502537

Surprise haram gang rape on the husband!

>> No.35502568

Fuck the consciousness out of her so she'll get some rest. Nothing like being cum filled to the brim and then some leaking ouy to get a monster girl in the sleepy mood.

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>> No.35502605

What happens if I get a gremlin wet or feed her after midnight?

>> No.35502615

I don"t want P'orc cause I ain't a p'orc fucker

>> No.35502622

Poor thing is already sleep deprived as is

>> No.35502692

how do I become a goblin layer?

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