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And holding hands.

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I am really digging that artists style of Cheshire.

>> No.35502743

Is he a russian guy?

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>> No.35502771

I don't trust a woman who doesn't cuss.

>> No.35502799

WTF Keine.

>> No.35502828

No clue.

>> No.35502841

Link to the artist? I would want to commission him.

>> No.35502857

Is it still sex if your wife says that she does is ironically beforehand

>> No.35502872

can you have ironic sex?

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>> No.35502890

If you had sex but nobody was around to hear it and the wife doesn't remember, did you have sex?

>> No.35502926

that is not a way to get out of child support in family court

>> No.35502959

We know Lizards and Salamanders get wet and drool the stronger a man is. Are there any monsters that get wet and drool the weaker a man is?

>> No.35502987


>> No.35502990

With chesires - certainly

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>> No.35503019

how does sex become ironic sex

>> No.35503023

but how?

>> No.35503051
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I want to pull a Holstaur (even if she taller than me) in my lap, then kiss her lips and pat her head

>> No.35503086

Same way shitposting becomes ironic shitposting

>> No.35503097

>meeting cheshire
>start talking to her ironically
>ironically go on a few dates around wonderland
>ironically fall in love
>lots of fun at the ironic wedding
>ironically filling up her pussy with a fat ironic load of cum
>ironically going to the maternity store and picking out names for the baby girl
>baby girl born months later, we're not a healthy happy family, ironically of course
>wife says she wants another kid
>I chuckle at her being ironic
>she says she's serious
>oh fuck

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BIG cuddlers

>> No.35503196

how dire is it when you haven't jerked off in a while and are around monsters?

>> No.35503202

>when you're to ugly for mgs

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>> No.35503235
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Reminder to stay clear of Mushroom Woods, the monsters there are too lewd and vulgar.

>> No.35503266

this shroom needs to be molested especially her chub

>> No.35503268

Yeah, that's how it goes usually.

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>> No.35503340
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Cows in cars.

>> No.35503346

It's like raaaaaaaain
on your wedding day

>> No.35503353

how new are ya, just look them up in the old 'pedia and you'll see that they love men who are vunreable

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>> No.35503409

keine's body is the reason I can't learn anything in school

>> No.35503418

Same but with Hakutaku and her being taller than me is an absolute must.

>> No.35503451

Big sniff and lots of licking.
Haaku are welcomed too. Cowgirls are welcomed to sit in my lap and get their headpats.

>> No.35503455

same OP. I like being a dad

>> No.35503480

i love the follow up to this

>> No.35503494

How would you feel if she turned up at school heavily pregnant knowing that was all your doing?

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>> No.35503509

Jora is so cute.

>> No.35503539

ready to make some more kids

>> No.35503594

I'm sure you can have genre-deconstructing sex too if your wife is an erudite.

>> No.35503609
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touhou hijack lol

>> No.35503610

I don't even know what those words mean... I'm too virgin for this stuff.

>> No.35503622

Where do all these quarter youkai come from?

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>> No.35503647

wha, all I know pp in vagoo feel good

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>> No.35503701

It's really not that great
Warm up an onahole and that's pretty much it
It us really underwhelming and a big disappointment...

>> No.35503758

Good thing they don't like rape, huh? Haha.

>> No.35503767

In it's most basic form it means, for example, you dress up as knight and Haku dresses up as a princess, but then instead of being submissive she wrestles you to the ground and rides you mercilessly. While talking about overarching themes in the fairy tales of yore.

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KC is a big Nintendo fan, but I wonder what he thinks of 2hu

>> No.35503845

>t.man that is going to get educated about monster pussy

>> No.35503853

I can't image whst school is like for kids these days now with smartphones and Twitter

>> No.35503863

Is it like dolphin pussy?

>> No.35503866

What a winglet.

>> No.35503889
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Selene stole flagmander's flag!

>> No.35503906

I dunno, but it is better than normal pussy

>> No.35503907
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No new drawings yet, but I did make a lazy meme the other day.

>> No.35503962

Have you seen the Creeping Coin? It's big breasted Jo'on

>> No.35503984

holy fuck she is

>> No.35504005

that crow tengu reminds of someone who has a shitty newspaper that barely sells

>> No.35504008
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Sugar mommy.

>> No.35504027

She can't do that with her pupil!

>> No.35504030
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>"Then I won't bring you another newspaper as long as I live!"

>> No.35504033

easiest way to get a sugar momster?

>> No.35504041

Nice, good job.

>> No.35504043

>black sclera

>> No.35504044

Bunbunmaru offers only the best articles and quality journalism. Even if those news need to be enforced.

>> No.35504058

>No hand on grapesnake hip
2/10, you've got the right attitude.

>> No.35504071

How many likes did it get you on FB?

>> No.35504072

I don't care, I stuck my dick in teach anyways
why does she keep putting perv shots in it then?

>> No.35504127

Maybe you should live with me so you don't have to fly far to get the newspaper copy for me specifically?

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You are all to be raped by BEEG

>> No.35504140

what are other monsters that draw inspiration from Touhou characters?

>> No.35504154

ok, I wouldn't mind it all, just chuck me a shota potion so I can do what they read in their zipangese doujins

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>> No.35504172

I have no idea.

>> No.35504192

Anon you should apologize.

>> No.35504195

Local bar is a good place to start.

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Can i be lovey dovey with BEEG?

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BEEG girls are made for being lovey dovey!

>> No.35504242

Vada draws nice cats.

>> No.35504245

I should, it was a little too harsh, wasn't it? I do like the section of panty shots

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I want to get lovey dovey with this BEEG girls especially. Or a Holstaur

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I'm proud of you for still making something anon. Have a headpat for your work.

>> No.35504278

I’d play Kantai Collection solely for Seaport by this point

>> No.35504299

Can we cuddle with big girls instead?

>> No.35504302

I will never play gacha

>> No.35504329

Apologize and kneel.

>> No.35504343

why kneel?

>> No.35504358

Sure, once you are shoved between their tits I guess.

>> No.35504359

To indicate your complete submission.

>> No.35504374

I only submit to hags

>> No.35504377
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I want to try my luck on an Echidna's gacha womb.
You never know what daughter you're gonna get, and the bonus is that it'll be a stronger version of that monster.

>> No.35504404

Aya is like a thousand years old, though thanks to her cool style and pr she can avoid the old hags club.

Now then, get to it for making the journalist cry

>> No.35504422

then no kneeling for her, only a sorry

>> No.35504468

Thanks to social media, insanely stressful.

>> No.35504493

So she can hug you from behind signaling she accepts the apology

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KanColle isn't a gacha though.That's practically the only thing it has going for it at this point.

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monster bunda

>> No.35504536

Fat Cat Ass

>> No.35504539

How to tell crow and raven harpies apart?

>> No.35504546

Anon, what do we do to FCA?

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>tfw the absolute oldest hag in all of Gensokyo is bunny cunny

>> No.35504567

Apply hand

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>> No.35504577

Don't worry. I am working on a drawing, it's just so far from done that I don't want to post it yet. You guys will be the first to see it when it's finished!

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I will never lose to a fox.

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Those foxes are looking suspicious.

>> No.35504631

Is it really?

>> No.35504638

Remember visiting my old high-school
Library has a msngs section now
It's weird

>> No.35504643

even older than the gap hag?

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What will you lose to?

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>"Wouldn't it be funny If I said I liked you, as a joke of course haha."
Gigantic beads of sweat appear on her forehead.

If you agreed, thinking that it was a prank, then she'd take your side with a face beaming like a devoted lover in utter joy, or something like that.

>> No.35504699

>A fox
Ah, but there's always two.

>> No.35504700

My heart feels warmer now.

>> No.35504704

Looking forward to it dude. The world could always use sone more artism.

>> No.35504765

milfs, hags, and motherly monsters in general

>> No.35504768

Digimon was way ahead its time

>> No.35504878

I want to suck tewis tiny bunny boonies

>> No.35504921

I really prefer romance and cute over lewd.

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I feel similarly. Sometimes i just want to be near someone and cuddle with.

>> No.35504941

>that one doujin where she has a giant dong and fucks a dude in the butt

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I lost to a Hellhound

>> No.35504988

no bully shinano please

>> No.35505014

what is with the autism in this game that its a bad thing to cum inside a girl?

>> No.35505021

I want this as well as a firm hug from the big monster

>> No.35505030

Life is not a game, anon.

>> No.35505031

Icame in her

>> No.35505060
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That's why more anons should pick up drawing! If other people won't produce enough comfy monstergirl stuff, then I will.

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Big hug from big girls.

>> No.35505099

>tfw no spider onee-san to wrap you in a web burrito to use as a daki while you watch mist continent kung-fu movies
>tfw she will never hug you tighter during the romance parts

>> No.35505105

That nachos bowl setup looks pretty risky.

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>> No.35505168

I wouldn't mind that at all, cause I do that so I can sleep

>> No.35505171

>Get wrapped up in web burrito
>At first I was screaming and struggling
>Then just struggling because she gagged my mouth
>Then I tired myself out
>Intermittent shaking and crying
>Renewed struggling when she started rubbing my crotch through the webbing
>More crying
>Eventually pass out from exhaustion
>Wake up in a panic and struggle some more with muffled screams

>> No.35505228

I want to get abducted like this, it sounds comfy, I would probably fall asleep if I get wrapped like that

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New commission, this time featuring a little comic based off that 'new undead hunter' someone posted a few threads ago. Part 1 of three.

>> No.35505286

The question is how affectionate she is after I'm bound. I would be emotionally vulnerable after I come to the conclusion that I cannot escape.
A simple kiss would do critical damage at that point.

If your waifu doesn't know any nymphomancy, I strongly suggest she learn at least the basics, so she can kiss you into submission.

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>> No.35505313

I don't think I would be the one pinning her down, if I so much as open my arms for a hug I'll be wrapped up in a fluffy hug and cuddlefucked through her bed, then gently hugged as her daki pillow until she wakes up

>> No.35505314
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I love my evil wight wife.

>> No.35505338

She needs to stop bullying the moon rabbit

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>> No.35505360

hmm. A case of mistaken identity?

>> No.35505363
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Big dork

>> No.35505387
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Has anyone noticed that a lot of monstergirl setting have very high quality humans that can compete with the monstergirls? There's Nara from Monstergirl Dreams, Mrs Smith from Monster Musume, Relia from Violated Hero, Sister June and Rem from Quest Failed and many more.

>> No.35505425
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In MGQ they had a Q&A that the author explained the human women in their world are much more sexually aggressive too. True to that, most human female NPCs that try to compete with Monster Girls had to adapt like learning how to figh 1v1 or the whores employing cosplay sex tactics according to the trend.

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My favorite dork.

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>> No.35505439

I like big dorks, they are the best to tease

>> No.35505443

Nara won't be human for long and Smith is Ex-SOLDIER, going by her earlier appearances.

>> No.35505445

Wight chompers frighten me.

>> No.35505452

Hmmm, is she a bird or a cow?

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>> No.35505481

Bird milk

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>> No.35505495
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>"Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing."
Why was Orwell so goddamn kinky?

>> No.35505498

>Kikimora with drill hair and an ojou-sama personality
>All of her haughtiness is channeled into her prideful feelings of being the best servant you have
>Whenever she marks remarks to that effect, you remind her that she's the only servant you have
>She always gets flustered and stammers something to the effect of "W-well then obviously I'm the best, of course!" before storming off

>> No.35505507

High ranking MGs are such a pain to fight. So much easier to steal their shit and run.
My wife awards no bonus points if I beat something she doesn't even consider a threat.

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>> No.35505525

they ain't, just gotta point out their age and most crumble

>> No.35505536

A fair reaction.

>> No.35505569

what, did I find the big, bad, wights weakness?

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Maybe he took that quote from the dark elves

>> No.35505584

I'm getting more maids so she can be the constantly pregnant head maid she deserves to be.

>> No.35505585

Everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power.

>> No.35505593

Orwell really liked Mindflayers. Not that i blame him, they are qt3.14's. Not a big fan of the crotch-squid thing tho.

>> No.35505602

not about making sweet love and children?

>> No.35505621

She says she is just 17, right? but 17 what? that is the question

>> No.35505626
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What about horsebirds?

>> No.35505672

I'm suddenly more interested in her newspaper.

>> No.35505683

she got two big reasons why you should, right?

>> No.35505739

I want to be broken by a mindflayer in room 101, which of course is the room that contains the captive's greatest fetish.

>> No.35505763

I want to enter this room

>> No.35505797

Do you have a link to the Q&A?

>> No.35505813
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Oshit I love it.

>> No.35505837

She’s based on the Hare of Inaba, which dates back to the beginning of Japanese civilization.

>> No.35505855

Only one who might be older is Rumia

>> No.35505903

She has a gun!

>> No.35505907

Nah. The lowest estimate for Yukari's age I can remember is 1300 years, Eirin automatically beats that, I can't remember who else qualifies but others might too.

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How do I know if my oomukade wife is pretending to be unconfident so I pamper her more, because I already cum inside her every day twice everyday, call her stunning no matter how bedheaded she is, practically chug her venom and kiss her every night. What more do I need to do to help her out of her shell?

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>> No.35505947

I can't believe it's possible to Alp into a Hellhound.

>> No.35505963

Be more direct and specific, tell her what you genuinely find admirable about her.

>> No.35505967

Embrace it and praise her even more.

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Funny how specific some questions were:
>the guy asking if angels can be impregnated (they can)
>the guy that asked Valkyrie's type
>the guy that asked if she'd accept being asked on a date (she would)

>> No.35506025

the crotchsquid thing is one of the best parts imo, but that seems very unpopular here. guess im an tf fag or something idk

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>> No.35506051

damn, so the gap hag is young?

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Aaah oh noo, here she comes.

>> No.35506063

Tried it

>> No.35506095
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What's a surefire way to test if a cheshire loves me and isn't pranking me?

>> No.35506102

I feel bad for her head, no wonder she doesn't learn

>> No.35506125

tell her that are gonna date that nice human girl

>> No.35506136

ask her for her single aunt's number

>> No.35506143

I want to see what girl would be attracted by me being able to cook.

>> No.35506156

and? have you kept at it?

>> No.35506183

Amazons love it.

>> No.35506188
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Is there any setting that wouldn't be improved by the presence of monstergirl races who steal males of races who have them as breeding slaves?

>> No.35506223

Probably most. Women love cooking and monster girls are girls at heart so it will nearly always apply.

Just saute some onions/garlic/peppers and you will get attention in minutes.

>> No.35506279

And I enjoy muscles on a gal so its a win win, though she better watch out for the mammy bammy.

Pretty much what I do for Pasta along with cooking some Italian hot sausage or chorizo.

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>> No.35506291

Metal Wolf Chaos, because you can't improve something that's already perfect.

>> No.35506310

I will find the loneliest and most gloomy monster and make her smile again

>> No.35506339
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Do dark mages do request curses? I wanna turn my sister into a mucus toad to avoid her trying to seize the throne

>> No.35506383

I wonder what curses that a dark mage can put on you for flipping her skirt, stealing her hat and making her lacate using a spell

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>> No.35506453

Dark elves are too seductive aaaaaaahhhh

>> No.35506460

Meant dark mages, but dark elves are too seductive as well

>> No.35506467

Dark elf mages.

>> No.35506473
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If you ask her, yes.

>> No.35506475

how smug would a dark mage be if on sight with her, I took my clothes and kneeled in front of her

>> No.35506480
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>> No.35506482

my boner is intrigued, do go on

>> No.35506501

Magic bondage

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>> No.35506508
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>> No.35506518

come on, gimme more

>> No.35506533
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Yes please! I would serve and worship the supreme sorceress.
Does she make nice food?

>> No.35506551

Shotafy(You) for the skirt, disintegrate your clothes for the hat and breast addiction for the lactation. Essentially she’d tease you for sucking her tits like a baby as vengeance.

>> No.35506554

She will make you hover mid air and give you a mindbreaking standing blowjob. She is going to need that extra mana.

>> No.35506562

I love this
could you do a version of NJ/dragon that uses a non-meme pic?

>> No.35506564

I plan on making money by streaming videogames to lonely monster girls. How can I make sure they do not discover my location and ruin my career by taking my virginity?

>> No.35506568

perfect, just what I wanted

>> No.35506576

What about a friendly, outgoing, and charismatic monster girl with a bubbly personality who is well liked by everyone in town but who is in reality over the top evil?

>> No.35506604

familiar, demon

>> No.35506605

live in space

>> No.35506620
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I didn't make them though. I just found them in the Azur Lane general on /vg/.

>> No.35506623

If shoggoths are monster girls, what about the whole Lovecraft mythos? Is there someone in the MGE universe getting fucked by nyarlathotep? Nyalathotep? catgirl old one?

>> No.35506644

Ah. I'll probably find something appropriate to stitch in, myself.
I hadn't actually read NJ's lines and stuff yet, sheesh. they went all-out with her, didn't they?

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>> No.35506777

kill all furfags

>> No.35506793

>Cosmic "horror" from beyond the stars shows up in the background
>Anon to focused on vidya to notice chat going ballistic at the thought of someone "stealing him away from us/me"

>> No.35506816

Can't spell crow without cow

>> No.35506887
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Hm. NJ is definitely more 'zombie dragon' material, I think. Oh well

>> No.35506962

>ruin my career by taking my virginity?
Graduation means moving up to pornography not moving on to something else.

>> No.35506983

Massive titty soldier beetle knight.

>> No.35506988
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seeing her in the wild seem stranger than seeing her in a domicile

>> No.35506990

I want to drink ze bug milk

>> No.35506991

Once I get married I do not intend to let strangers see my naked body.

>> No.35506998

I am interested. She deserves to be rewarded with as many apples as she wants

>> No.35507021

You WILL eat (out) the bug

>She's stoically guarding you as you do some yardwork.
>Munching on a small bag of apples all the time.
>Neighbor grumbles that she didn't know fruit went to one's chest.

>> No.35507037
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Hey dude I changed your fox.

>> No.35507040

In that case someones probably banging Azathoth

>> No.35507045

neighhor's a flatty who didn't drink enough milk

>> No.35507059

Well KC said shoggoths aren't the only thing down there, didn't he

>> No.35507071

>Neighbor Roper glaring a little at this soldier beetle with massive breasts.
>"She's just asking for the tentacles..."

>> No.35507073
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Cuddly 'core.

>> No.35507074

fox slug, I can dig it and I find hair covering the eyes very sexy

>> No.35507087

Anon, I hate to inform you but that is just a normal kot.
Have you checked your kot detector recently?

>> No.35507091

Are there any monstergirl pics with post-coital/orgasm blush?
that's my newest thing and I need more

>> No.35507095

since they're all abyssals, chances are most wouldn't like them because abyssals transform their husbands

>> No.35507102

The tail's just really fluffy. And kot detectors say Manticores are kots.

>> No.35507103

should I play nier replicant?

>> No.35507104
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apples and hugs for the good bug

>> No.35507116

Are there any monstergirl pics with sleeping?
that's my newest thing and I need more

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>> No.35507132

where the tail puss tho?

>> No.35507148

Under the mofu. Don't worry, it's there. I checked.

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>> No.35507153

it's not exclusively abyssals. there's some population of krakens if asura mythra is anything to go by.

>> No.35507168 [SPOILER] 
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I requested this one.
Consider looking up Dormouse in the galleries as well.

>> No.35507169

>Walking through the city when a rough looking grizzly seems to be about to saunter up to you.
>Barely gets a word out of her mouth when your soldier beetle steps up, a stern expression on her face and her lance at the ready.
>Don't know if that was more intimidating for the bear girl or the fact that her chest is eclipsed by the bug's
>No further incidents occur on the way back and your bodyguard has a small, smug smile all the way.
She's earned those apples.

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>> No.35507185
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Apparently I can't post

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>> No.35507204
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nerd bird in berd

>> No.35507209

I was joking!

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>> No.35507235

ask and you shall recieve

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Too bad, we deliver anyway.

>> No.35507266
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You cannot change fate

>> No.35507278
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This is more specific than the other request, but I only remember this one in particular.

>> No.35507283

god, I think I just got diabetes from that pic

>> No.35507296
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>> No.35507302

Does anyone have any aftercare related images? I like those

>> No.35507306
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>> No.35507322
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Wights can be quite doting after a draining.

>> No.35507381

Lacatation pics anyone

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>> No.35507389
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Also got a textless version and cut out a neat reaction image.

>> No.35507406
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What's the best way to de-smug a monster? I'd say cute and frilly dresses!

>> No.35507420

gosh I love monsters with sharp teeth

>> No.35507429
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>> No.35507445

mention their age, put 'em in clothes a size too small, grope their chub, ask them about the lewd books they hid

>> No.35507449
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First explain to me why I would want to.

>> No.35507453

last thread when people were postulating why the wight was crying i thought it was because an adventurer got away without being murdered.
i didn't realize how close i was

>> No.35507472

Some get away because my wife tends to treat them like fish. You let the smaller ones back into the sea so they can get big and strong and try again. Or in this case, their granddaughter can try again.

>> No.35507487
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Because its funny.

>> No.35507494

if something goes wrong does she throw a hard tantrum and take it out on you or just pretend it was part of her plan?

>> No.35507514
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That's not a very good reason.

>> No.35507516

She makes Karens in stores look disciplined when a party astutely guesses that they really shouldn't take this quest

>> No.35507531

sometimes they get too smug for their own good

>> No.35507547
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It means they're happy, why would you not want that for your wife?

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>> No.35507620

I mean to the point that they end up doing stupid things because of their overconfidence

>> No.35507657
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That's why it's best to cultivate smug that's based around you and your family.

>> No.35507660

Cute birb, although that jubjub is...lacking some jugjugs

>> No.35507693

how do I start?

>> No.35507747
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>> No.35507789

la nalga de la perra

>> No.35507822
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Kids. Plenty of them, ideally. This has the added bonus of providing an additional channel for your wife's attention if she is, as you say, in danger of getting into stupid things.
The effect is compounded by (You) because clearly she chose an excellent man to be her husband.

>> No.35507937

>broodmom wife being smug to all the other neighborhood housewives with less children than her
>sometimes she rubs it in with the ones not currently pregnant by pressing her gravid, daughter-filled belly against theirs and commenting on how empty they must feel

>> No.35507963

i deont like this image very much

>> No.35508044

how do you figure?

>> No.35508054 [SPOILER] 
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You like exotic girls?

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>> No.35508152

>KanColle isn't a gacha
Doubt. Also, you posted AzurLane

>> No.35508153

The Dream

>> No.35508155


>> No.35508164
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>"Huh? You want heirs, Master? I guess I could ask some of the local nobles if they're looking to marry…Wha? Me? S-Sure I could give you some strong children, but you wouldn't want an old war-cat like me polluting your noble lineage, would you?"

>> No.35508171

trace the scars
kiss the scars

>> No.35508188

I want you to have my kids, all 40 of them

>> No.35508191

Silly kot thinks that the "war-cat" part isn't a highly coveted quality.

>> No.35508193

when post coitus she whispers into your ears please like and subscribe

>> No.35508207
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No matter where they are?

>> No.35508213

if I put on the nokia arabic ringtone on blast while I jerk off, what happens to the monsters listening in

>> No.35508225
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I like harpies but I hate flying, can I just stay in the nest the whole day?

>> No.35508234

somebodies supposed to snuggle the eggs.

>> No.35508264

a jubjub may be your solution, since they can barely fly. their wings are more for hugging than anything else

>> No.35508299
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What a bargain!

>> No.35508325

She says that but she has very obviously developed a chest for feeding heirs

>> No.35508334

which monster gives the best hugs?

>> No.35508340

No, that's KanColle boats playing dress-up.

>> No.35508359

wurms, sneks, yetis, minos, holsts, and hellhounds are among the few

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>> No.35508403
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Bogey and Yeti are the obvious choice, but there are some underrated ones.
>Rata - mofu tail is very comfy to grab on to
>P Slimes - hug your girl while the slime hugs you from behind
>Automaton - they use a computer program to make the hug the perfect combination of pressure and warmth
>Greenworm - Can hug you in a bunch of different positions with ease due to her body being the way it is, also they have lots of little nubs to hug you with
>Wonderworm - You lose maneuverability of the regular Greenworm for breasts, which add a lot
>Holsts - best boobs in the game so naturally they can give you a nice pillowy hug
There's lots of choices that are good really. Yeti and Bogey are obviously made with hugging as their intention, but there are really no monster girls that would give bad hugs. Off the top of my head, only really Skeleton, Bubble Slime, and possibly Lava Golem would be kind of awkward.

>> No.35508411

bunyips and doromes appreciate it the most

>> No.35508429

not a bapho

>> No.35508448

I want to get horton's coffee with a Canadian yeti!

>> No.35508482

>hortons coffee
self harm is a problem, anon

>> No.35508582
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>> No.35508615
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Monstergirls with tentacles.

>> No.35508630

what would a sally do if I beat her in combat and asked to drink from her fat sally milkers only?

>> No.35508653

She's pull out a barmaid outfit in comical fashion and offers your a lap pillow, saying
>hope you life your milkies warm sweetie

>> No.35508666

>Monster girls can breach into earth but only in small, magical portals that don't last long.
>Seems earth has some perma aura that drains magic rapidly along with mammybammy although it only leaves spirit/elemental/undead monster girls feeling tired and drained on Earth while others just feel a bit magically deafened.
>Instead they start trying to pinpoint Earth's location to the point of developing space flight and other technology, colonizing worlds with what humans they can get out to try and find their way over to Earth.
>Species start claiming worlds, forming mini-kingdoms and empires to try and find Earth.
>Humanity of Earth, unwilling to be 'left behind' in this race starts colonizing as well.
>Sleeper ships to garden worlds, a burgeoning colony on mars, things are going great until a pair of 'civilization ender' meteors are found hurtling to earth.
>Mass evacuations begin.
>Monster girls are shoving people through portals.
>More and more cryo-ships are being fired into space.
>hardened bunkers are being built to outlast the blast and inevitable apocalyptical winters.
>Eventually the meteors hit and, while a good chunk of Earth humanity is saved, far more had to either be launched into space, hide on mars, or tried to 'ride out' the impacts.
>No more portals are able to be opened to the Earth or mars.
>Monster girls basically 'have' what they can get.
>Fast-forward millennia and you now have star spanning monster girl empires trading, fighting, and just doing what star empires do.
>Explorers ply the stars to find the Sol system and see if they can find what happened to those who hid in the bunkers or live on mars.
>The find of a 'Terran' Cryoship has been known to cause diplomatic incidents and the occasional human colony that gets found tends to be absorbed by a neighboring empire for 'its own good'.

And that's why the genetically enhanced jinko space warriors were so eager to pull you from the single engine 'sleeper pod'.
Also, don't take Banking Clan loans.

>> No.35508681

A bapho just read your post and now she is crying her eyes out. Do you feel good about yourself?

>> No.35508701

yes, flatties no good, big titties good

>> No.35508709

You know what, her milkers might not be big enough to handle demand. Better put some little sallies in her to up size and production.

>> No.35508712
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Flustering medusas so badly that their hair blushes.

>> No.35508723

for someone who's whole mission was to consider greenworms you seem to have considered a lot of girls

>> No.35508738
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>> No.35508742

where do all the big tiddy sallys hang out?

>> No.35508744

You're a real stinker Anon, now she's crying even harder. I'm going to take her out to get some ice cream to cheer her up.

>> No.35508757
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Do shogs need to sleep? and if not, how hard do they stare at their master while he sleeps?

>> No.35508767

she has a date now and an oniichan thanks to me

>> No.35508794

i don't think any slime particularly needs sleep. they might imitate it for fun, though.

>> No.35508801


Yes, we have never seen the proper Demons of Chaos, we know things like attaining Shoggoth-like properties, becoming a giant spider and such are just imitations of the Chaos Demons ability to become "one" with their husbands.

>> No.35508804
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>> No.35508845
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consider eels

>> No.35508859

but they slip off me when I want to kiss one

>> No.35508862

I'll take the frog and eel combo platter.

>> No.35508889

I wonder what the secret is

>> No.35508923

if I can grab one of the buggers

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>> No.35508964

hey monstergirl loving friends. I hope you all find love.

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>> No.35509032

why is jabberwock best girl?

>> No.35509047

Three smiles to protect.

>> No.35509078

one smile was broken due to being forgotten

>> No.35509182
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>monster appears before you
>seductively tells you she'll indulge you in your deepest, dirtiest fetish no matter what it is
>all you have to do is tell her what it is
>hit her with pic related
How does she react?

>> No.35509185

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, remember that hiring a girl as a bodyguard simply to marry her later is a legitimate method of courtship.

>> No.35509211
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I want to get my foot stuck in a swamp and see what girls show up to nab me.

>> No.35509247

>A swamp hellhound with a manticore tail, jinko muscles, ocelomeh sight, and an ogre appendix too at that

>> No.35509266

swamp gator pulls ya in for a kiss

>> No.35509294

>no thicc gator girl to pull you under and "death" roll you while smooching you
where's the official gator KC?

>> No.35509319

>"Job description say to protect you and your children, but it doesn't look like you have children."
>"That's the second part of the job."

>> No.35509328

kinda weak

>> No.35509377

I would rather be the bodyguard being hired to protect a CC monster

>> No.35509391
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Until he gets around to it, I'll be content with this gator senpai.

>> No.35509395

even if she requested your protection everywhere? in the bath? in the bedroom?

>> No.35509414

yes, that was the reason i was hired and I will do anything she asked of me

>> No.35509468

Stupid kiki bus driver took the wrong turn in Zipangu and now we're all stuck in Gensokyo.

>> No.35509474

Bueno, time to mess with some hags and reimoo as well

>> No.35509478

Reminder that gators like to nuzzle their nose with their mates underwater

>> No.35509490

>find a cushy job as a bodyguard for a CC dark mage
>she seems pretty capable of defending herself, but whatever, the pay is good
>first day on the job
>she's constantly brushing up on and bumping into me
>kinda makes it hard to focus, but she must be staying close because she's worried something is going to happen
>focus even harder on our surroundings, I have to make a good impression
>after a while she pulls me close and whispers that she doesn't mind if I "don't use protection"
>wtf she decided she doesn't need a bodyguard already?
>shrug and go home

>> No.35509495

they're decent moms too. certainly among the most eligible of bachelorettes this side of the bayou.

>> No.35509541
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>get hired by guardian angel
i'm starting to think this might be some kind of escort service

>> No.35509577

what ya think it was, actual work?

>> No.35509580
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How do vampires deal with their food source just giving it to whoever asks?

>> No.35509603

I want to impregnate angels with my corrupted incubi dick.

>> No.35509669

I eat a lb and half of meat everyday, which monsters would eat more than me

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>> No.35509784

Better hope she doesn't go deaf from them rocket balls.

>> No.35509791
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Anyone know of any good fanfics/stories with /ss/?

>> No.35509835

mirror mirror on the wall, whose the biggest faggot of them all?

>> No.35509837

I also really liked his doujin of the kid that found a succubus in the forest.

>> No.35509847
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Good night my fellow human bros. I’ve sent the perfect sleep mask for (You). Humanly.

>> No.35509859

aslong as her bloodbag(husband) does it with the intention of building a harem, she's cool

>> No.35509871

>no penetration
It's shit

>> No.35509911

The one of the forest succ has

>> No.35509948

I've seen it before

>> No.35510015

Needs a 6 shooter on her tail in place of the rattle just because.

>> No.35510043

she might be okay with it if it wasn't vamp mosquitos. it was vamp mosquitos though

>> No.35510052

twin foxes!?

>> No.35510108

Her limbs look too small

>> No.35510148

Hiding in plain sight!

>> No.35510187

do you have your single permit, anon?

>> No.35510220

Only thing that would make this better is a nice, thicc tail.

>> No.35510224
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No and I won’t need one because I’ll be going to the oni gym to “wrestling”

>> No.35510233

This sounds like a trap to make me pull out my permit just so the monster officer can take it and rip it up, then take me to horny jail for being single.

>> No.35510265

That demon is so damn sexy.

>> No.35510271

that only happens if you don't follow the officers every command

>> No.35510289
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How do I know if this tanuki is a tanuki and isn’t a raccoon just trying to scam me out of my semen?

>> No.35510290

Yeah, that's what they always say. But then you wind up in the back sit of a cruiser with you pants around your ankles and lipstick marks on both balls.

>> No.35510294
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>Any average virgin loser can become a literal king monarch of a plot of desert land by being gangbang'd by gold plated bugs who roll around mamono mana balls

Tomb Kings and or any recently awakened pharaoh must hate or seethe at khepri for granting kingship to any random nobody who wanders the desert. Thus giving off excessive "kings" and taking up so much land that belongs to actual kings.

>> No.35510299

I'll just give her a really, really tired stare.

>> No.35510313
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>Deeply disturbed by this new threat, the King proclaims that he will take to the battlefield himself and fight the enemy by your side

How does your monster party respond?

>> No.35510317
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If they can shapeshift or otherwise magically disguise, they're tanuki.

>> No.35510328

>pharaoh goes to see the lowly mortal with the arrogance to call himself king of her lands
>after several days away from her kingdom, a message reaches her anubis assistant saying that she's fallen to him and become yet another of his many brides

>> No.35510353

hey, it is better than getting raped in the showers

>> No.35510366

>they all shrug nonchalantly, with the sally barbarian mentioning she has a sister who's still looking for a husband

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>> No.35510387

Nobody can beat the D.
Nobody can beat the V either.
In fact, monsters and humans should just keep fucking.

>> No.35510403

it was as if we were made for each other

>> No.35510404
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I need a birb with the most breast meat.

>> No.35510424

turkey or chicken

>> No.35510426

Does she have a large linen sack with a dollar sign on it?

>> No.35510427

can she even fly with that baggage?

>> No.35510432

Wouldn't have happened if you offered to marry the officer

>> No.35510451

drop a gold brick and obverse them

>> No.35510472

>DL gets tired of the Chief God being the only one with heroes
>starts making her own
>they're mostly just super charged incubi whose mission is to find high ranking female Order paladins and priestesses and to corrupt them into monsters
>worst(best) part is, they're essentially indistinguishable from average human boys

>> No.35510497

Not sure, but after I start fertilizing her eggs, she'll be too heavy with daughters and milk to fly. I hope she doesn't dislike being flightless for a long time.

>> No.35510508

Drop some food and money at the same time, watch what she tries to grab first

>> No.35510516

I would so sign up for that but would make myself a shota so I can have an easier time corrupting them

>> No.35510525

Massive pectoral muscles

>> No.35510547

I'm sure the DL would respect your cunning. I imagine she has her own network of monster girl spies that gather intel on important targets, and you would be sent out to deal with the suspected shotacons.

>> No.35510554

>worst(best) part is, they're essentially indistinguishable from average human boys
Well that's just regular ass incubi anyhow.

>> No.35510568

Why the fuck would a incubi do that anyhow. Fucking human girl is like trying to fuck wet sandpaper to them when they could have monster girl.
Might as well send some super powered monster girls and be ten times as efficient.

>> No.35510604

I will work to make her proud by being the purest shota one has even seen

>> No.35510618


>> No.35510620
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How much muscle and fighting skills must I acquire before I am considered the most attractive man to Hellhounds?

>> No.35510624
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Remember to protect your love from mean old pharaohs!

>> No.35510638

>DL sends some super powered "incubi" that are actually just alps
You have my interest.

>> No.35510667

look male3 so attract the females and corrupts them while turning the men to the cause

>> No.35510674

But I want to protect pharaohs from mean old apophis.

>> No.35510679

meant for>>35510638

>> No.35510698
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chocolate > grape

>> No.35510720

Somewhere between grand champion and absolutely nothing.
>If he's super strong and fit, he will make great babies and won't need (as much) protecting
>If he's average it's only right that I'm in charge and protect him from everything bad
>If he's weak that I must protect him and make sure nothing bad happens to him, and he's so cute when he tries to fight, even though he knows he can't

>> No.35510725
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the time of brown is over, the time of purple is at hand!

>> No.35510726

Would incubus wingmen be too weird?

>> No.35510727

or just fuck em both stupid so they can't bully each other

>> No.35510735

Why is her face so puffy? Is she have an allergic reaction?

>> No.35510740

>Look male enough to tempt the women
>Is actually a woman and looks just feminine enough to tempt the men
>A single alp manage to corrupt the entire kings court all be herself
>Of course, she never mad it back since one of the knight ended up dicking her so hard she got addicted to his cock.

>> No.35510741

What if the pharaoh has an adopted son? The apophis wouldn't grape her right in front of him, would she? That'd be too evil.

>> No.35510746
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Make way for the true Queen.

>> No.35510754
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Not with that chest you're not.

>> No.35510760

i see tits hanging, I must suck

>> No.35510770

Depends on the Pharaoh, for example, if the Apophis victory seems inevitable, introducing him to her might stop her from getting graped if the Apohis takes interest in him.

>> No.35510771

I would be that knight. Alps should be dicked roughly and frequently until, during and after pregnant.

>> No.35510778

How about unprotected missionary sex for the purpose of pleasure alone? I don't really care for babies at the moment, all things considered

>> No.35510781

gazer is nothing but a try hard! apophis is the better waifu by a far margin, ya pharaoh lover

>> No.35510782

No adopted momster would ever give up their precious son to another monster. That'd be an investment in a husband down the drain.

>> No.35510794

yup, imagine raising a son just to give it to your enemy

>> No.35510802

>hits pipe

>> No.35510804

I assumed that she already had a husband.

>> No.35510818

post that pic

>> No.35510820

Even then a son would be married off to an ally, not used as a bribe against an enemy

>> No.35510833

>Anon sees a demon trying to corrupt the court
>The women and the men are starting to fall the her corruption
>He must stop this
>But he knows the conventional weapons will have little to no effect
>in fact using his sword might anger those who have started to fall to her corruption
>But he knows there is one way to defeat the demon
>He pretends to have fallen for her
>And when she least expects it
>He fucks her
>The formerly smug and sly demon is now begging him to fuck her harder
>She has no sense of shame
>She cannot stop herself from begging him to impregnate her
>He has won
>He has defeated the alp and now the court is free
>But the women were corrupted to the point where they started becoming monster girls
>Anon still thinks he won, because he did.

>> No.35510836

What if a Pharaoh can turn an enemy Apophis into an ally by introducing her to an adopted son?

>> No.35510918

which monsters are the best seducers?

>> No.35510924

>Your Gazer GF's older sister has way bigger tits than her and she is very jealous of it

>> No.35510971

>Dommy, comfy older sister Geiza
>Tsundere sporty younger sister Geiza

My god, I would be a husk after 8 hours

>> No.35510986
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What would you ask of the Great Guardian of the Forest?

>> No.35511079

>"How do I make lots of cute little daughterus like you?"

>> No.35511089

If the pharaoh star wins against grape-ity, then you enter a monogamous vanilla relationship and form a nuclear family
If grape-ity wins, the relationship implodes on itself into a venomous grape hole of sweet sweet degeneracy

>> No.35511122
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lie and lies, grape snake is for vanilla love

>> No.35511133

>"Find a very attractive owl girl and you'll have my blessings!

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>> No.35511169
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>> No.35511195

Why is she so fucking small?

>> No.35511294

It's all fun and games until you put a 1000 year leasing contract on your dick to a demon.

>> No.35511298

Never sign a contract when you have the horny. Make sure you're sober when you discuss details and when you sign

>> No.35511342

When you are extremely horny is the only time to sign contracts. Your dick will never lead you astray.

>> No.35511457

My dick has lead me to some questionable fetishes, so I know that's not true.

>> No.35511460

I'll just put "I'm literally going to fuck you for ten thousand years" on a contract and sign it
It's not like she would force me to so that haha

>> No.35511546
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>anon rights his own tag and sticks it on a jiangshi's forehead, not knowing they don't actually control them
>she decides to read want it says anyways
>"Mate. Breed. Babies. Get Pregnant. Broodmother. Fertile. Procreate."
>...maybe she'll play along for anon

>> No.35511828

So is that 10 000 years uninterrupted or total?

>> No.35511852

>Anon tries to hypnotize a succubus into being his sex slave
>Succubus doesn't understand what anon is trying to do, but he's asking her to be his sex salve, so why not?

>> No.35511878

what if I make one with the tiananmen pasta and stick that on her?

>> No.35511897

Fuck fairies

>> No.35511911

>Anon disappears.
>more like anon never happened, he was just photoshopped here, by one of those order girls.

>> No.35511918
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Hot enough fer ya?

>> No.35511937

Gonna impregnate the bound and blindfolded cheshire onahole in the mansion sex dungeon!

>> No.35511955
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Mean old pharaohs are for worship!

>> No.35511998

So what are monster girls news like anyhow?
Do they report on the rapes in downtown after the aphrodisiac spill?

>> No.35512010

Ma'am, I'm just the bartender. Now do you want a hihi tiki smoothie or not?

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>> No.35512265

How do i pull out of a weresheep without walking her up?

>> No.35512279

Put something else in quickly before she notices.

>> No.35512290

>paladins glowing in the dark

>> No.35512298
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At any rate I like their dresses

>> No.35512314
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Do we really have to bring this up becuase chinaman is having a wankfest?

talk about better mist things, like panda's

>> No.35512332

what do you mean wankfest

>> No.35512396

The wools….are……too….fluffy

>> No.35512469

How well can a Kobold handle chili pepper coffee?

>> No.35512477

That Anon is in danger.

>> No.35512495

It's the perfect rape strategy.
By spinning at such high speeds, the male is so disoriented that he is unable to resist.
Crocs and gatos truly are dangerous predators.

>> No.35512509

>the single goblin simply says "I call dibs"
>other monsters shrug in agreement as the king stares, baffled as to what she meant by that

>> No.35512731

The one you love.

>> No.35512818

Imagne getting isekaid by a dark mage

>> No.35512877

isekai'd into her arms

>> No.35512933

Putting aside their identities, which Hololive monster girl has the nicest design?

>> No.35512966

Any lord worth their salt should have a loyal kiki/shog maid and a wall of mamono asses(and other holes) in the dungeon to enjoy.

>> No.35513053
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I wanna make a cc ryu feel a 1,000 years younger

>> No.35513230

I'm gonna make an ancient lich feel like she's only 2000 years old again

>> No.35513393

I think it could be pretty funny to see a male lich having to deal with horny monstergirls.
>Like how come?
>Why would someone ever get rid of a perfectly functional penis?
>Yeah, but sex tho.

>> No.35513397
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Somebody is going to the breeding dungeon

>> No.35513648

What's the point again?

>> No.35513711
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Dagoth Ur bids you welcome, Nerevar. But why did you come unprepared?

>> No.35513817

Based tgtranny

>> No.35513821

i wished the game gave you the option of joining him,
i could sort of see his poiint

>> No.35513888
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Get corpus, dreamer

>> No.35513937

My man Jiub fucked ALL the bats

>> No.35513965

I want to make a CC feel like she is in her 200s again

>> No.35513969

>kiki taming or nearly taming a hellhound for mastah

>> No.35514033

>Hellhound always shittalks you and never listens to anything you say
>Becomes frighteningly meek and submissive when your kiki meido so much as glances at her

>> No.35514049

hellhound attack maid

>> No.35514060

Cute! Though I still think the hellhound would act defiant, while following kiki meido's orders to the letter.

>> No.35514185

why is there a monster under my bed?

>> No.35514195
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Because you don’t have your bed on the floor

>> No.35514230

I ain't a savage who just sleeps on the floor and that is one cute jabberwock

>> No.35514262

Because you didn't invite her into your bed.

>> No.35514271

Pretty much. Good guard dog. And anubis-chan does your taxes while also being part time guard dog.

>> No.35514280

I want to invite the monster under the bed to come and cuddle with me

>> No.35514283

Big, buff, and tall monster girls are for making into softer mothers.

>> No.35514316

I can see the appeal, but I would rather make a big, buff, and tall monster girl into a big, buff, and tall mother.

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>> No.35514343

wouldn't it better if a tanuki did your taxes?

>> No.35514346

Be very careful with that one.
She gets weird about her sister and does NOT take rejection well.

>> No.35514353

what are some monsters that would be under a bed

>> No.35514378

Also a worthy endeavor.

>> No.35514395

Should probably get a tanuki as well yeah. Two minds doing your taxes is better than one. Also the shortstack size of the tanuki makes her for a good portable onahole. Wonder how kiki meido is going to capture one though

>> No.35514400

You make one little failed summoning and suddenly you never get some sleep without them offering you a new xbox for your soul and hand in marriage .
Also Bogey, but we all know that one.

>> No.35514422

What is that thing?

>> No.35514423

Fairies would live there and keep coming out at night messing with you.
Fucking Fae.

>> No.35514432

Shy and Stealthy ones.

>> No.35514458

pretty easy by dropping coins in a trail that lead to your house

>> No.35514481

>anon checks under his bed for monster girls once again
>he lets out a sigh of relief when he sees that there's nothing there
>the ittan-momen hiding on top of his bed barely resists the urge to smugly laugh as she waits to ambush him

>> No.35514503

>a squad of dom fairies handcuff you to the bed before having their way with you

>> No.35514550

>bunyip hiding under anon's bed, when he clearly can feel her but chooses not to say anything to not scare her away

>> No.35514565

Hellhound (any beastgirl) scared of lighting, while there is a big storm outside.

>> No.35514678

Or just straight out invites her, still playing on her greed
>"the most esteemed lord is interested in your wares. You are invited to his estate."

>> No.35514693

the big bad bad hound isn't so tough after all

>> No.35514694

I want to negotiate with a tanuki by dragging her under the table and facefucking her under it!

>> No.35514720

"Storm loud, under the bed safe." Said the big bad wolf. She also said something about wringing you dry once the storm is over, if you keep teasing her.

>> No.35514754
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How do I protect my salad from sneaky greenworms looking to munch it all?

>> No.35514775

Lace it with meat.

>> No.35514777

Bring the Hellhound into bed and cuddle her tightly while petting her
>There, there, you're safe. The storm isn't gonna get you in here.

>> No.35514788

Give up and start making decoy salads.

>> No.35514805

eat meat in front of them
I didn't know she was a big scaredy cat as well, no wonder she likes catnip and tuna a little too much

>> No.35514806

Make a second salad and cum in it.
Then enjoy your first one.

>> No.35514818

>be inna woods
>a geometer larva drops on me
>try to put it on a leaf
>it gropes for a while, then retracts back to keep hanging out on my hand
I thank you for your trust little worm

>> No.35514823

Drown your salads in yoghurt.

>> No.35514846

stop eatting salads and eat tons of meat, skelly

>> No.35514852

Cute. But she would be still making some angry noise, while letting out happy ones.
Well animals generally don't like sudden big noises. But some are fine with it.

>> No.35514853

I love those strings around the hips you see in bikinis and such now

>> No.35514865

Kiki maid would be so proud of mastah!

>> No.35514887

growls in between scared whimpers while you pet her, with some happy humming and mumbles of "a little more" when you pet between her ears

>> No.35514918

Funny i liked Nara more than monster girls wish the cleric girl was romanceable

>> No.35514927
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If you let her cuddle you she'll want coffee and bacon in the morning, she won't be leaving

>> No.35514941

how do I tease a goddess?

>> No.35514942
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Any good monster girl related manga other then monster musume?

Been lurking and ive enjoyed everything MG in these threads so im interested if you guys have some recommendations. Anything from long going series to 1 offs. Have a meme in return for reading this shittily phrased question. Dont expect replies from me as ill be gone for a few hours.

>> No.35514960

>Kiki prison guard tells the warden that most of the first batch of parolees at their newly built prison refuse to leave
>Kiki prison warden contemplates why so many prisoners would refuse to leave this Kiki-run maximum security prison
>The prisoners are interviewed but they have already coordinated to not say that the living conditions by the all-Kiki staff make the place more like a hotel than a prison

>ywn be sent to Kikitraz maximum security prison

>> No.35514990

fox milk

>> No.35515009

The actual bad guys get sent to alcashog next door for eldrich horror rape reeducation

>> No.35515022

Senko-san for foxes and boku no tsuma wa kanjou da nai for robut. Both are a lot more tame than monster musume though

>> No.35515026

If I can bust out of Butcher Bay, I can bust out of Alcashog

>> No.35515030

Yep. Just like that. Take care of your hellhound, even if she is a bit rapist.
Big need.

>> No.35515048
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Senko could have been improved

>> No.35515058

But now there's no tail to huff!

>> No.35515065

>[Monotone] I am repentant for my transgressions. I now understand that momentary fiscal gain is laughably, humanly futile. I now understand that all my actions to date, those born of violence, those born of avarice and wrath, are little more than the chirping screams of a bunch of primates unleashed onto this minuscule rock hurtling through an utterly insignificant galaxy to the Greater Beings Beyond. I was brought to comprehend my own mortality within these sloping walls of non-euclidian geography and I have been educated in love, the one thing we cacophonous blips are good for. The one thing that is eternal, that will burn when the stars die out, and will still shine after death itself dies. That is my love for my wife.
>Our progeny shall outnumber the stars.

>> No.35515066

but you can sleep snugly in her coils!

>> No.35515103
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Fact: Every monster can be improved with a vixen insignia.

>> No.35515134

Jingai no Yome to Icha Icha suru - A collection of short stories.
Kuchi ga Saketemo Kimi ni wa 2020 - A ghost with a slit mouth (There are 3 more chapters of the finished 2019 version)
Oniyome to Kekkon Shite Shimatta Kekka - oni
Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi - succ
There will be more, I just can't find the names. Didn't add elves as they're not too much of a monster.

>> No.35515170

gonna bust out and continue smugging at single CCs

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>> No.35515309

what I wouldn't give to have a fox sugar momma

>> No.35515402

the easiest way to get married to a monster?

>> No.35515415

Onizuka-chan to Sawarida-kun - more oni
Ane Naru Mono - demon waifu and shota (It's a hentai-based manga...)
Negai o Kanaete Moraou to Akuma o Shōkan Shitakedo, Kawaikattanode Kekkonshimashita ~ Akuma no Nīdzuma ~ - demon and shota again
That's probably it. I didn't include only what is already known, harems, and anything not suitable like elves, etc. And then there are the oneshots I'd just get tired of listing.

>> No.35515430

Have you looked at 12Beast or Oisha-San?

>> No.35515443

But they aren't fluffy!

>> No.35515449

Leasing sucks, full ownership or nothing

>> No.35515476

Do they involve monster girls?

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If you’ve removed the mofu, you’re doing it wrong.

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Human girls!

>> No.35515527

Now she just looks stupid.

>> No.35515534

bunyip exists

>> No.35515561

An Evil Dragon That Was Sealed Away For 300 Years Became My Friend
Kaiju Girl Caramelise

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Bros my party's cleric is looking at me funny.

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It's Christmas in July!

>> No.35516034

And a fine day to you too man from Planet Australia

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>> No.35516152

Goddamn dude you are such a faggot lol

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fun fact, the whole 'mantis eats her mate' thing only really happens in captivity

>> No.35516315

What is it about kuuderes smiling that makes them look so cute and huggable?
>Smiling mantis
>smiling lich
>smiling sahuagin
How are other mgs supposed to compete?

>> No.35516320

It's only much less common.

>> No.35516333

the cold outer shell melting away with the inner warmth
it's genuine, that's why it's cute

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ded thred

>> No.35516368

With better sex.

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Lich-san needs to stop infusing herself with cow.

>> No.35516390

Get these second rate pharaohs outta here

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Undead princess babes

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Undead can smoke as much as they want

>> No.35516441

I love my wight and pharaoh wives equally, thank you very much.

>> No.35516442

>Test subject asks her "do you know what it is about you that I like?" as a joke
>Lich takes it seriously
>decides to investigate her test subject's favorite thing about her to increase semen harvesting efficiency
>the answer is truly stunning
>desperately spends weeks trying to identify an alternative
>finally gives up
>walks up to her test subject
>"I know exactly what it is about me that you like"
>smashes her phylactery
>professes her heartfelt feelings to him with a full smile and loving eyes
>he holds her gently in his arms as they make love slowly and passionately
>While efficiency didn't increase, her enjoyment of it vastly did
>considers using a more easily fixable phylactery for next time

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