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It's time, for the peoples court, and I the yama have graciously agreed to give legal advice. What are your questions /jp/?

>> No.355145

Would you like to have sexual encounters with me?

>> No.355150

Shouldn't it be a crime to be so lonely?

>> No.355154

Why isn't Reimu incarcerated for her crime?

>> No.355159
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355159

Can I take my break now?

>> No.355160

How much bigger is Komachi's chest compared to yours?

>> No.355161

Do you wear pads?

>> No.355167
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>>355140

>> No.355169
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I just violate you, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND ME TO HELL!

>> No.355171
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>>355145
Go to hell.

>>355150
No.

>>355154
Well technically Reimu is undead, so human laws and jurisdiction do not apply

>> No.355179

>>355161

She couldn't be. Tits are too small

>> No.355192

>>355171

But Mima is undead, but you still passes judgment over her. Be consistent.

>> No.355193
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>>355159
No.

>>355160
Go to hell.

>>355161
Go to hell.

>>355169
Don't know what you're talking about but ok, Done.

>> No.355199

Will I go to hell for the troubles I have done in this life, or will I get away if I do some dirty work?

>> No.355215

Is homosexuality a sin in your eyes?

>> No.355219

How does one pronounce your name?

>> No.355224

>>355140
What happens if I were to kill myself?

>> No.355225
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>>355199
Stop being so overly impressed with yourself, and go to hell.

>>355192
No, you go to hell too.

>>355179
Go to hell.

>> No.355220

Why so flat?

>> No.355237

>>355140

If I go to hell and tell them you sent me, will I get a group discount?

>> No.355242
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>>355225

Could you stop increasing my workload for once?

>> No.355246

Will you lend me $6000? I'd want to buy a realdoll.

>> No.355247

I love you?

>> No.355248

>>355219
Sikieiki would be pronounced Shikieiki. I have no fucking clue how to pronounce her last name correctly though other than Yamanadu.

>> No.355249
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>>355215
No. But you'll still go to hell regardless.

>>355219
If you can pronounce it correctly I won't send you to hell, I promise.

>>355220
Flat?...flat?!... go to hell!

>>355224
Did you have a righteous life?

>> No.355251

At least I am in good company.

>> No.355252

I'm a pure hearted soul that is about to die... can you tell me what its like to not go to hell?

>> No.355260

Since flandre is 500 years old, is she legal, or am I still a pedophile because she looks prepubescent?

>> No.355275
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355275

Can you get me out of this stupid Counter Guardian cycle by sending me to hell or heaven or wherever it is I'm supposed to go? Anywhere's fine.

>> No.355295

>>355249
I really didn't do anything wrong nor right.

I was too antisocial to do anything.

>> No.355336
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>>355237
Hmmm.... I will consider it.. Komachi needs more excercise... her butt's getting a bit...

>>355242

Well SPEAK OF THE BOATWOMAN....

>>355246
Go to hell

>>355247
Eh?... Well if I were to judge that.. Anonymous... you either love me or you don't. The probability that you actually don't and that you're just talking is high so I will say... Go to hell.

>>355251
Like I said stop impressing yourself. Your boat awaits.

>> No.355344
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355344

Sikieiki. It's dad.

If I suddenly dropped dead from drinking, oh let's see... 200 proof grain alcohol I made in my bathtub. Would you send me to hell?

>> No.355349
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>>355336
Tsundere detected.

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>>355344
No... I would arrest you for the DUI, then send you to hell.

>> No.355374

>>355336

Enough about that already.


Alright you morons, get on the boat. All of you.

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>>355336

Enough about that already.


Alright you morons, get on the boat. All of you.

>> No.355397

>>355374
yes ma'am

>> No.355400
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>>355389
Leave the hunk of man-meat from >>355275 to me... arrrr...

>> No.355401

When girls say things like "No! Stop that!" during sex, it's a good idea to stop, right?

>> No.355403
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355403

You do realize that by sending all these people to hell, we're just going to have, like, orgies and shit.

>> No.355409

>>355389
Question for the grim reaper... how's the boat?

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>>355401
Yes.

>>355403
No go to... never mind...

Man this is hungry work... Komachi get me some food.

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>>355403

Don't you worry about that.


...It's not like any of you'll ever see the other side of the river anyways.

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355461

What are the qualifications for becoming a Death God? I'm curious because people are already calling me one and since I'm bound to croak in a matter of years it sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me.

>> No.355462
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>>355432

Would you like this sandwich?

>> No.355464
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>>355432

We're totally gonna have orgies and raves down here. Shit is gonna be so cash, bitch.

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>>355439
Would you stop tossing people into the river again? Or have you become so huge that you can't even work the pole anymore?

>> No.355494

Is it okay to please easy mode.? I mean, if I'm just learning, it's fine to just take it at my own pace, right?

>> No.355496
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>>355462
...

>>355461
Zun agreed,don't talk to him about it.

>>355464
You've got cheesy artwork you know that... just like every other succubus I've met. Isn't there a clause in your contract that talks about raping everybody with tentacles, and torture too.

>> No.355507

>>355464
God Astaroth, you are so hot. I wish Japan would stop drawing you with a dick.

>> No.355513
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>>355494
No. Just for that I hang this moon rabbit.

>> No.355526

>>355513
wait, so every time I play easy mode you hang a moon rabbit? Fuck yeah. BRB playing easy modo.

>> No.355527

>>355140
You're beautiful.

>> No.355533

>>355513
That's not a moon rabbit. That's Tewi.

>> No.355529

>>355513

Go ahead, no one cares about that bitch anyways.

She deserves hell.

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>>355467
>work the pole anymore

>> No.355542
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>>355527
<ahem> I want to entertain just questions. But..thanks...

>> No.355545

>>355513

Stupid Yama that's not a moon rabbit

>> No.355546

Eiki-sama, care to meet a university student over a cup of coffee sometime and discuss the dichotomy of good and evil?

>> No.355552
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355552

Who's in charge of Hell's security? It blows. People are escaping not once, but twice.

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>>355513

>> No.355565

>>355542
Miss Yama, what do you call that judge stick you always carry around with you?

>> No.355563
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355563

Umm... can you clarify the issue of yiffing and hell... and does 10% have any bias?

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>>355140

What would be the legal punishment for forced stunted growth? I'm 495 years old, and I look like a little child! Big sis is keeping me from being more developed than her, like this!

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>>355533
>>355545
Ok screw it fine. I wasn't looking and I just grabbed the nearest rabbit. Why don't you go to hell with her then.

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>>355552

>> No.355608
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355608

Why so moe?

>> No.355641

FUCK YEA HELL WAS AWESOME. But seriously, the lowest part is too fucking cold, can someone turn up the heat?

>> No.355645
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>>355546
Um. Um...

>>355563
Yiffing? 100% go to Mahoyiga

>>355565
It's what I use to paddle Komachi every now and then for fun. Now that I've told you.. Go to hell.

>>355570
That would be... hmm you have a fascinating case of forced incarceration... perhaps that is a case that you want to bring to the people's court. I am calling Child Support Services right now. Were you ever told to spend the night with strange men?...

>> No.355668
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>>355641
Underaged, go to b&

>> No.355680

FUCK YEAH MAHOYIGA

>> No.355682
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>>355645

I've been forced to model for some weird pictures before...

>> No.355683

Is it ok to make it snow on people who piss me off?

>> No.355690
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>>355682
!!!!

>> No.355692
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355692

Where would Reimu go? Hell or Heaven?

>> No.355694

>>355668
Pardon my rudeness, but "The Late..." part of my name is there for a reason.

>> No.355698
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>>355570

>> No.355702
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>>355682
I would really suggest that you get some legal representation and move out to somewhere safe first of all. It really seems like this is a case of child abuse. Your growth has been stunted by the incarceration.

>> No.355700

>>355698
o lawd

>> No.355705

Siki-san!
Hey Siki-san!
Do you have any smoked cheese?

>> No.355709

Will you please spank me?

>> No.355710
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Hey Siki look!

>> No.355712
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>>355702

Um...I'm not sure I'll be able to get out without being caught. Could you contact Marisa Kirasame for me? She was always good at sneaking in...

>> No.355716

>>355683
No, go to hell

>>355694
very well

>>355705
Go to /a/.

I will now close this session in order to continue hearing this little girls case... Child Abuse is a very serious problem.

>> No.355718

>>355702
You really are beautiful.

>> No.355726
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>>355716

>> No.355732

What happened to Shinki, anyway?

>> No.355734
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>>355513

You have committed a terrible act of cruelty against animals. You must be punished.

>> No.355735

>>355732
She was already dead.

>> No.355739
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>>355683
No, go to hell

>>355694
very well

>>355705
Go to /a/.

>>355709
No.

>>355710
I AM GOING TO FUCKING HANG YOU AGAIN.

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>>355692

>> No.355747
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>>355739
You can't send a season to hell! You will regret this!

>> No.355749
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Have you seen my mother?

>> No.355756
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>>355552
Wow. Hell's gate guard must suck ass. What a total loser.

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>>355739
While Miss Eiki is on break, I will entertain you with my Gundam costume.

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>>355747

>> No.355763

>>355747

...when did Lily grow a beard?

>> No.355757

Hey Yama! What happens in hell, and what happens in heaven? I must know, before getting sent to one of them for the eternity.

>> No.355768
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>>355756

Hay, at least I don't get stabbed in the ass every day.

>> No.355774

>>355759
Who is Eiki?

>> No.355778

>>355763
I am not my stalker herald. don't mistake us.

>> No.355779

Do you really wear bear panties?

>> No.355780
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355780

I'm robosexual, where does that land me?

>> No.355782

>>355780
/m/

>> No.355785

Lady Yama, is it okay for me to have sex with my adopted step-sister? I mean, my sister and I aren't blood related, so yeah.

>> No.355790
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>>355774

>> No.355793

>>355785

Keitaro?

>> No.355797

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

>> No.355798

>>355774
Sikieiki Yamaxanadu.
Her original name would be Eiki Shiki; "Yamaxanadu" is actually more of a title earned by her current position.

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>>355739

Sandwich?

>> No.355802
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>>355790

N-Na, China. Come here, I need to ask you something.

>> No.355806
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Am I going to hell, or not?

>> No.355808
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>>355768
Ah!

Touché my slacker friend.

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>>355747

>> No.355844
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>>355837

Kids are delicious?

>> No.355859

>>355844
Very.

>> No.355862
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355862

The people demand Dan Kim be judged for corrupting the youth with his obscene drawings!

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>>355859

Like Mystia-level delicious?

>> No.355885

>>355868
Yep, and they're even better when batter fried using a secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices.

>> No.355886
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>>355868
I can tell you that kids are much more delicious than I am.

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>>355862
JUDGE ANONYMOUS HAS DEEMED YOU DELICIOUS. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED BY IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION.

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>>355868
I heard a saying that ghosts are good to eat.
Puffy... like marshmellows.

>> No.355908

>>355886
What if they're your kids? That's got to be the ultimate level of flavor.

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>>355886

Are you going to eat that chicken leg? Can I have it?

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>>355908

I'm not like Dan Kim!

>> No.355955

DAAAAAAN

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