Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Tried to pick up a caterpillar yesterday but it was too rambunctious to be handled.

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[Anonymous No.]

Are you in beach shape?

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Do cc onis hang out at dingy diver bars or high class fancy club bars?

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>>35597309
It's summer, you guys should go to the UMI DA

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>>35597288
anon… did you really get outmaneuvered by a caterpillar?

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>>35597319
Depends on the oni I guess
>>35597339
Maybe

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Kiki just cleaned this thread, don't get it all dirty again!

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Young girls play with dolls and dream of being princesses. What do monster girls play with and do when they play pretend?

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>>35597396
Very good.

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>>35597423
They play "doctor" with boys

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>>35597423
They play with the neighbor boy, and play husband and wife

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>>35597475
Pattycake sounds innocent enough, don't see why not.

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>>35597475
What is she planning

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I'm going to say this:

I'm glad and happy that Beastwomen have finally gotten their update. Finally! Beastwomen are no longer this low-tier meme joke faction that people make fun of as idiots.

Beastwomen gang rise up!!

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>go to tricoromille, walk out with a waitress
>go to dairy farm, walk out with a Holst
>go to mage school, walk out with a elemental
>go to dark mage school, float out with the imp/devil/familiar/whatever loli you summoned
>Go to dragoon academy, fly out with a dragon or a wyvern training buddy
>go to ancient ruins, settle down there with an echidna
>go to ancient desert ruins, get buried alive there with mummies or ghouls (or khepri if you're really lucky)
>Go to cemetery, shamble out with a zombie
>Go to Chinese cemetery, bunnyhop out a jiangshi (because those corpses can't walk)
>Go to seemingly peaceful grassy Savannah, run out screaming with a horny brigand WAAAAUGH on your tail
>go to mountains, get carried off by a bird
>Go to church, walk out with a corrupted nun
>Go to shrine, walk out with a shrine maiden attendant (kitsune-tsuki or shirohebi)
>go to eros temple, get nothing because fapping is a sin
>go to ares temple, get KABEDON'D through a wall
>go to the mines, get a miner (ant, dorf, wurm, etc)
>go to the totally abandoned mine several dozen metres deep, become spiderman
Got any more?

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>>35597931
>I'm glad and happy that Beastwomen have finally gotten their update
What did kc do this time

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>>35597961
>go to a cave on a mountain, get tailpussied

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>>35597975
Pretty sure it's a warhammet reference.

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>didn't get into the school I wanted to get into
>no job
You know, it's times like these you really come to appreciate the life of wormfood.

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>>35598112
How do you post here when she is too deep to get wifi?

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>>35598190
Cables

[Anonymous No.]

Happiness in a single image:

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>>35597309
>Are you in beach shape?

No, but my wife is.

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>>35598239
Needs music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUnPxRq2qM
Then it's just how will Anon convince this strong but silent warrior from a distant planet to join his space crew?

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>>35597309
It's winter where I am, so I'm embracing bear lifestyle and hibernating.

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>>35598239
Getting SNUG'd by big girls is true happiness.

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>>35598369
>I wonder how my parents will react when I bring her over for dinner...

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>>35598194
...How many miles worth?

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>>35597961
>>Go to Chinese cemetery,

Did you experience any Human Rights Abuses and violations along the way?

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>>35598468
Dont forget the Authoritarianism. It ain't truly Chinese without all that Authoritarianism, and also Wolf Warrior Diplomacy.

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Should I ask for a ryu’s blessing to marry their shirohebi or just elope

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>>35598533
You will officially ask her for her blessing at the altar anyway

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>>35598521
The kirin would not accuse you if you were not guilty.

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>>35598287
But there is no more winter because of global wanking
>>35598418
They're very territorial animals so the cables aren't that long

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How do I save my jinko from those evil conniving weresheep without falling under their sleep spell as well?

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You're talking mad shit for a pathetic lowly human in paizuri range

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>>35598796
Oh no! Sharp teeth!

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What does Wendy do during the summer? Do you think she and the snuggle scouts enjoy hiking or swimming?

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>>35598845
Wet Wendigo coats are so heavy they can easily sink to the bottom and feed on clams

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take responsibility!

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>>35598961
Why?

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>>35598845

I bet Papa Wendi's BBQs are amazing.

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>>35599344
You got questions aboot propane, eh?

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>selkies with thick accents

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>>35597854
>tfw no sultry bombshell kiki maid.
She can even do the CLACK thing!

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>>35599509
But anon that'll ruin the floors

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>>35599531
Of course not. She is a perfect and elegant maid.

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>>35598733
Caffeine

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>>35600003
Cocainum

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You're off the edge of the star charts, captain anon. Here there be tygers.

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>>35600393
how will space outlaw anon escape this time?

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Is it better to divide writings into chapters or post whole stuffs? Which do you guys prefer?

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>>35600628
Eenie-meenie-miny-moe, catch the tiger by the toe!
>>35600696
Depends on length.

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So what's going on out there ?

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>>35600713
Out where?

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>>35600713
The p'orcs are at it again, what about it?

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>>35599344
>Papa Wendi grilling burgers and hot dogs for the neighborhood
>Yeti's husband and Ice Queen's husband helping with the grill and chatting
>Wives in bikinis and sunglasses, sitting by the frozen lake soaking in the sun
>Yeti cuts a hole on the lake to go for a quick dip and cool off
>Wendi, Yeti, and Ice Queen kids playing and wrestling in the snow until the burgers are ready

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>>35600628
>>35600393
Can someone post Dragon Commander? Thanks.

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Multicentenarian noblewoman looking for a single young man (social status not important) to share her vast tracks of land with.

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>>35601182
sounds too good to be true, whats the catch?

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>>35600713
We're marooned on a small island in an endless sea
Confined to a tiny spit of sand, unable to escape
But tonight, on this small planet,
On Earth,
We're going to rock civilization

[Anonymous No.]

Alll monsters with big tits are some sort of cow

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>>35601395
Cows aren't the only ones that can be milked.

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>>35601395
True. Just look at this cow mage.

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>>35597288

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>>35601516
Looks like she fell in a briar patch

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>>35601516
She could use the door.

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>>35601516
>moves his office to the third floor
>harpy keep slamming into the window

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>>35600707
its an 5800 word story, so far which I could split up, or just push it as a whole. I'm comfortable around 4k ish.
I just don't know if people who read stories rather want the stuff to be readable asap, and release it in chapters, or wait longer for the whole stuff.

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Wonder what the new area of kc's game will be.

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>>35600731
/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on panties?
Do you prefer mgs with them or without?

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>>35601727
I prefer to steal them and discared all clothes cause they stupid

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>>35601727
Oversized tshirt covering her waist and no panties

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>>35601061
here you go anon

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>>35601750
>no panties
Not for me,
I'm weirdly more aroused by seeing a character in her underwear or a micro bikini than full blown naked.

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>>35601727
With so they can force (You) to wear them like a mask

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>>35601727
with so i can make fun of their choice of panties

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>>35601727
Panties only appeal to me when the girl is visibly embarrassed about having them seen.

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do greenworms wear panties?

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>>35601861
Seems like the girl were if you were to gift them panties the next time you see her and ask what she thought of her gift her comment about it would "it was yummy"

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Jinkos, the most marryable monster girls

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>>35601911
thats every girl expect slimes

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>>35597288
>Sniff

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>>35601727
Only good if they are cute and embarressing.

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>>35601979
this

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>>35601834
>"I'm sure Anon will love these," Yuyuko tries to convince the half-phantom.

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>expect slimes
>still fall victim to a surprise drop attack from above
you just
can't win

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>>35602012
SLIMES SUCK ASS or are ASS

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the best technique to protect yourself against the sabbath?

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>>35597961
>get a miner

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>>35601727
Panties aver extremely sexy.
From the cute to the sexy, from the plain to the lewd.
They make a good girl into a great girl.

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>>35598406
Same as her parents
>Why no grandchild yet?

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>>35601780
Her breasts are pushing out of that uniform in a very grabbable way

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>>35601926
More like every girl except bapho and the other lolis, they're daughter material rather than wife material.

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what would your parents do if you brought your monster wife to meet them?

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>>35602208
I genuinely think they wouldn't care as long as she wasn't a loli. Which is fine because that's not my thing anyways

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>>35602204
Too bad the only thing space outlaw anon is grabbing is the big space jewel she's meant to be guarding

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>>35602208
>wife
She is an angel. They’d probably be more concerned with how Heaven and angelic lore is than how the fuck I met an angel
>monster wife
Now this case they would be questioning where the fuck I found a dragon.

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>>35602208
Just think I got with a weirdo cosplayer, they don't have to know whats really going on

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>>35602242
Can I pet the snake?

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>>35602380
Only if you ask him first, okay?

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What even killed Kantai Collection? I barely learned of Seaport Hime and turns out it stopped being a big game since years ago.

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>>35602407
Why ask that here?
Go somewhere dedicated to that topic instead

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>>35602208
I'd be fine with 2/3 most likely picks as that need for grandchildren would override most skepticism and all of my favorites would be good talkers. The demon would take some explaining, though...

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>>35602430
Be nice anon

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>>35602407
>>35602407
>turns out it stopped being a big game since years ago.
Oh yeah people at the time were saying it was going to be touhous spiritual successor

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>>35602476
Then years latter people were saying the same with kimono friends
Granted kf legit had the potential for that if not for whatever bullshit happened behind the scenes.

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>>35602493
Kemono Friends is an unusual case. Gotta wonder why the fuck they even let that happen it outright HAD potential, but they’d rather destroy it and together with it any money they could make with it. They’d rather let that retard in power, and would rather let him pettily tear it down than making use with it.
Jesus Christ how did they let that happen? There is a big difference between a retard not knowing what to do and a guy ACTIVELY ruining everything

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>>35602519
It does stand as counter example on the economic theory that humans are all rational actors.

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>>35602407
No app on the phone and other gacha games coming out eventually led to KC not being as popular. Don't care what happens to the game and whether it lives or dies but I will proudly say that the abyssals are good girls and I would happily marry Seaport Hime or her angry sister at any given oppurtunity

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>>35602519
>Gotta wonder why the fuck they even let that happen it outright
Rumors say that the original artist grew resentful that the producer of the show was seemingly getting all the credit

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>>35602208
Ask if those corruption stories are true.

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>>35602105
Just date actually young lolis, that'll show them.

*might not work on Momonika sabbath

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Auntsers. Yay or Nay
Yay

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>>35602700
No shit hits too close to home

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>>35602708
You don't want your wife (aunt) bullying your mom (her sister) by thanking her for raising such a cute little stud?

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>>35602700
All my yes, I love auntsers

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>>35602724
That's why you bully her womb to keep her from doing that

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>>35602754
I really don't like potty mouths.

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>>35602105
Motorboat a big titty dark mage in front of them.

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>>35602774
Sure, making her pregnant is going to make her less smug. Although I suppose the tables would turn when your aunt wife is exhausted by a sudden increase in family size and your mom tells her she never expected to have so many grandnieces.

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>>35602105
hide in your BIG wife's arms
she'll protect you from those yucky flatties

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No matter how tough, strong, or haughty a monster is remember that she is capable of being impregnated and carrying milk in her breasts. That is all
>>35602824
Exactly

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>>35602105
Let them know that, while you like lolis, you prefer independent magical study over organization, and offer to exchange research in the future, should your findings be relevant to their field.

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would laws about statutory rape exist for monster girls post portal?

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/32447659

Anon becoming a Dragon knight story for that Anon who requested it idk how many threads ago.

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>>35602105
wear a shirt that says I want mature old hags, not fucking babies

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>>35601727
Panties allow for lots of things I find sexy, but sometimes the lack can be appealing - primarily with skirts or transparent leggings. Really, the appeal of presence or lack of panties on a MG depends for me on the species of MG, her personality, and her "role" in relation to me.

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>>35602105
Shoot down their planes, destroy their superweapons

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>>35603022
>Sabbath planes all need booster seats

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>>35602105
munch monster pussy on the corner and refuse lolis

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>>35602208
My dad would be shocked but would probably get over it pretty quickly.
My mom... she’s fairly religious, I don’t think she’d ever completely trust my wife. She’d always feel like I was being deceived or possessed.

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>>35602997
You have now issued a challenge, and one they're used to answering at that. Godspeed.

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Reminder that adventurer is consistently voted "Number 1 Husband Profession" by monster girls according to Rata News.

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>>35602983
>Someone actually fulfilled my request
I'm touched, anon. Thanks!
I've also been following your other works and I think you should proofread the grammar a bit more. Keep practicing

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>>35602208
I'd need a necromancer for that to happen to begin with.

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>>35603087
Tell us the top 10.

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>>35602983
Neat!

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>>35603096
>>35603096
I installed an automatic proofreader extension, which should help, since my Word doesn't do it for me for some reason. I have to put it on AO3 first, and then I can proofread, but it should be better a little bit.

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>>35602105
by enterin g their place butt naked with the words "I am a lolicon" written on your chest

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>>35603176
>baphomet thinks it’s a trap
>familiar doesn’t care if it’s a trap or not, flying tackle hug commences

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>>35602700
CC auntsers are my favorite. They're hilarious.

PS: Translation of image please.

>>35602724
How much a auntser helps raise her human nephew depends on her own species. A Kiki auntser might insist on serving him from before his birth by looking after her sister during her pregnancy.

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You people are gross

[Anonymous No.]

Judgement

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>>35603241
So how do I get a Baph to help me summon a harem of Familiars?

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>>35603244
>tfw ywn have a jabberwock auntster

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>>35603106
>Adventurer
>Wizard
>Knight
>Nobleman (merging of various noble titles)
>Farmer
>Rogue
>Alchemist
>Baker
>Cleric
>bard

[Anonymous No.]

Jabber LOVE!

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>>35603244
>"Onee-chan, you should really stop waiting on me, I want him to choose his own wife"
>"I called dibs."
>"But he's my--"
>"I. Called. Dibs."
I imagine such an arrangement would present one with quite a few amusing cracks in their wife's usually cool and mature demeanor.

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>>35603268
Sabbaths frequently have job postings to retrieve or otherwise procure them information, artifacts, resources, etc. They’re one of the largest sources of work for adventurers and other professionals.
Just take a job and request to be paid in Familiars. Hell, they’ll probably cut you a deal for ‘em.

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>>35603300
When she's a CC who monsterized herself to get a man and still failed, you shouldn't expect her to be entirely mentally stable.

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>>35603341
I would bully her for that, Oh I would so bully her for that

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>>35603326
Alright, but if the treasure turns out to be a cute, thin Cursed Rapier, I can't promise them that I'll be able to give her up.

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>>35603357
You'd be irresponsible not to. If she turned into a maid of all things she'd probably love it, though that's just another perk.

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>>35603357
But bullying family is awful, even if she is a self-monsterized femcel.

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>>35603485
>femcel
gonna tease her and blueovary whenever possible

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>vamp cunny

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>>35603341
>CC monsterizing to be more appealing
lord forgive me I'm gonna marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35603523
>fiend cunny

[Anonymous No.]

PA
II
ZU
RI

[Anonymous No.]

Being masked by a mg's panties...

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>>35603485
>femcel

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>>35603583
Tell me about the masked man.

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>>35603653
Has to wear the mask to conceal his identity otherwise every female will rape him for being a man (produce a lot of mana)

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>>35603523

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>>35603341
how would she react if I proposed to her

[Anonymous No.]

beach sabbath!

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>>35603785
Annoyed that it took this long

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>>35603816
Reminds me too much of hacka doll 3
Nope

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>>35603851
gonna take her to pound town for that

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>>35603816
Floaties are required.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about CCs or lolis, I just want JKs!
JK succubi, who taunt me and tease me about liking their tiny teen bodies! JK demons, who come up with cheesy, melodramatic contracts! JK flayers, who convince me I'm their teacher or tutor or older brother as they please!

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>>35603935
she got none unless you count her belly

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>>35603768
Whoa.

>I can Sakuya and your panties
Needed more proof reading.

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>>35603935

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>>35603941
Who are jk? High schooler?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored, time to draw fairy sex.

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>>35603935

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>>35604049
yup

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>>35604049
High school age range, like >>35604070 said.

[Anonymous No.]

If a man was foolish/gay enough to get a vasectomy, does mamonomana fix him, or does he alp?

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>>35604017
What's wrong with that sentence?

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>>35604112
Jesus fuck dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>35602208
Would it be rude to ask your demon wife to look human so your family doesn't worry over your immortal soul?

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>>35603283
What about unemployed?

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>>35604126
Yea

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>>35604053
No! Draw fairies engaging in wholesome activities!

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>>35604112
>Guy gets vasectomy thinking he can pump and dump monsters now cause they’d never want a husband shooting blanks
>Mamano mana fixes this and makes him twice as virile just for good measure
>Has knocked up every monster girl he’s slept with so far
>Now has marry them and take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

If a western animator would make a video parodying mge which would make the cringiest?

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>>35604146
Eh, they'll find other shit to freak out over eventually then.

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>>35598961
I will, with many more. I hope they didn't think we were going to stop there?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make fun of CC monsters, also want ot make fun of old hags, what are some good insults and things to tease them about

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>>35604126
I mean it's like doing the same if you brought a black chick home cause your parents are folks what get all their news from Glenn beck and singing woodland creatures.

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>>35604116
He can what panties? Smell, eat, see? Sakuya's not Sakuya.

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POV: you just wanted classic rock cds

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Dragonia is not the only Dragon Realm, KC stated a more femdom and protectionfag appealing Dragon Kingdom exists:

>During the time of the former Demon Lord, he was defeated by the heroes of the time and said, "My soul will not be destroyed, and you will surely be rewarded for this...! I will make sure that you will receive your reward...!
>She's now reincarnated as an evil-looking black dragon demon girl, and she's taking revenge on the hero who reincarnated with her vague memories, and she's getting him thoroughly impregnated so that she can get her comeuppance.

>By the way, at that time, the kingdom was the homeland that the brave heroes protected from the evil dragons.
>In the present day, by the hands of the evil dragons and their avalanche of dependents (worms and wyverns) and the daughters of the evil dragons and brave men, it has been reborn as the "Treasure Kingdom of Evil Dragons," where dragons treasure and dote on human men as they please.

>The demons of the old demon king era often did not have rich and emotional feelings like humans and the demon girls of today.
The evil dragon said, "At that moment when I was defeated, for the first time I was strongly moved by an existence other than my own. Thinking about it, I've been in love with him since that moment..." (The following interview, in which pink and are flying around, has been omitted.

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>>35604226
Their heaving breasts
Their childbearing hips
Their shapely butts
Their pillowy thighs
Their cute pouts
Their pure hearts

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>>35604254
POV: you are looking for your friend who said that he knew a great place to get clasic rock cds

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604247
>Smell, eat, see?
Yes

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>>35604130
Its far lower.
Debate was going on over if it and house husband should b e merged.

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>>35599509
That kiki has mastah rapped around her finger!

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>>35604254
>>35604299
I told you, only trust the vans when the monsters are mature monsters and have used analyze to see no sabbath affiliation

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604310
wrapped*

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>>35604126
Yes. Since she can't rape them into accepting her, how would one address this issue? For the purpose of the exercise, assume disregarding your family's opinion or just not interacting with them as a couple long-term isn't possible due to reasons.

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>>35597288

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>>35604254
>>35604299
A loli is fine too.

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>>35604240
To be fair, consorting with a black chick doesn't usually carry the stigma that your immortal soul is guaranteed to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity even amongst the most hardcore racists.

For real though, you're saying I shouldn't ask my gf to go whiteface???

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>>35604349
u can do better than that

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>>35604254
What's classic rock exactly?

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>>35604270
Is this a direct machine translation? Lots of mismatched pronouns here.

Cute for KC to address the "reincarnation of an ancient evil" plot. Now I'm imagining chuuni MGs going around doing this sort of thing.

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>>35604370
>doing better than lolibaba
litterally impossible

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>>35604390
https://youtu.be/t4QK8RxCAwo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604396
why make love to a flat board

[Anonymous No.]

dark elves? More like dork elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604419
Naizuri is a fetish that I wish more artist would draw

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>>35604439
then draw it yourself

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>>35604222
She shouldn't be asking for praise after she birthed such a small litter.

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>>35604370
But lolis are better than most other girls. Especially from Runya or Kuroferuru Sabbath!

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>>35604393
>Is this a direct machine translation? Lots of mismatched pronouns here

Of course it is, all my KC translations are

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>>35604126
Maybe it's better to let it happen naturally, they will open up to her when they see she's not evil anyway.

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>>35604452
I would I could

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>>35604462
Ah

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>>35604456
>>35604456
>lolis are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604467
But she is evil. She's a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

Best MG for dieting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604532
Wock because she'll just fucking eat everything before you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604520
Rude, demons aren't evil that's Succubi propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604532
u can't count, fatty?

[Anonymous No.]

KC on how MGs deal with suspicions of cheating:

>Monster girl, if someone suspects you of cheating or is worried about you, you'll say, "Trust me! Instead, she'll take advantage of the situation and suggest that they have sex all day and stay connected. They don't just suggest it, they do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604517
loli cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

How do I prove I wasn't trying to shear her but was trying to shag her so I can avoid prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604545
Add a healthy sprinkling of religion and demons are now double evil. Not that they do much to change that viewpoint and they ARE extremists...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604571
saay your acting on welsh blood, and also fuck that sheep to make it clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604581
I bet you're one of those Ratastokr propagandists i won't entertain this conversation further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604571
Just go to prison. That's where the biggest girls are.

[Anonymous No.]

demons aren't evil, they just like to suck dick a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604588
I am so sick of that joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604571
What a terrible crime scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604595
>"Anonymous man loses debate with hero local squirrel supported by facts and science, leaves in huff and shame!"

[Anonymous No.]

Are boogies more used to being the big spoon or the little spoon? I'm wondering cause they're like stuffed animals so they must have more experience being hugged

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604639
Now if you excuse me i have to cope and seethe while cuddling with my Demon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604611
>That's where the biggest girls are.

The guards or the inmates?

[Anonymous No.]

lol said the Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604671
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604670
Based. Personally, I just wanted a blue succ, so I've headcanoned a demon too lazy to go too heavily into the momdom or extremism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604560
Sauce

[Anonymous No.]

I'll love my demon wife even if she is evil. It's in my contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604693
where does it say they go into momdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604707
Well, I have a thing for powerful evil women in high positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604707
>needs a contract to love his evil demon wife
pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604720
Great for eating out from under the desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604671
Hey we don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35603935
Someone post that bapho who got lost at sea in vada pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604720
They all have ladders I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604722
You wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604709
The entire profile reads that they like to dominate men through pleasure, and then there's these little nuggets:
>It seems that it is in their nature to give into their men's demands and spoil them, regardless of the pact
>the reasoning behind their radical beliefs may be that they are worried about humans because they are so weak and they want to place them under their protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604396
>doing better than lolibaba
>litterally impossible
Genuine loli mg

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604671
The inmates are mostly human men. You make friends during your time in a slammer run by monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604744
Sweating so hard the ink starts spilling away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604187
Meatcanyon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604722
Who said anything about needing it?

[Anonymous No.]

Nurarihyon at it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35597288

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604979
Fox freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604793
>proudly shows off contract
>ink so smudged the signature is unreadable

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604752
>>35604784
>No demon wife to open up jars of sealed marmalade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604787

What do men talk about among themselves when they are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605005
welp no husband, family or happy life for her, just another 50 years at the law firm

[Anonymous No.]

Please help there are several Orcs on my street singing about how "It's coming home" and I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605054
just join the selkies in their collective concern that the orcs might actually win

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605044
Saddest thing i ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604998
I am the Foxman, that's what I am
I am the Foxman, I got the master plan
I am the Foxman, that's what I am
I am the Foxman, with the master plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605044
>spreading rumours that a demon only gets one chance to make a contract and if she messes it up she can never have true happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605005
>She starts tearing up when she sees it
>Only to beam so hard you'd think she was an angel when you casually say it's a good opportunity for her to think about any addendums she wants when you renew your contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605054
>not partying with the orcs to celebrate the fairly won victory
They are good people, they've assured me that all the rudeness is just banter. They also keep buying me drinks. Come out and have some fun with us Anon, there's more of them then I can handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605086

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604780
I’d prefer my wife to not be functionally retarded, which (true) kids are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605086
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604560
>"I'm thinking you fucked behind my back"
>"Fufu~ Now we'll have to stay in bed and have sex all day so you'd be sure I'm loyal to you~"
>"Yeah great, but let's talk about you possibly fucking behind my back"

[Anonymous No.]

mindbroken by h'orc pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any girl that gets as literally close to you; physically, mentally, and spiritually, as Cursed Sword?

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35597288

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605236
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605236
Ok hear me out: Demon Cursed swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605300
You have my undivided attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605253
I love my Lich Queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605236
Can I get a Cursed Gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605277
its a shame kitsune usually have a reputation for being slutty, i just want one to be a loving wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605324
Just take an average demon and make her yandere, VERY yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605356
You had me at demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605161
They're supposed to be fairly smart in MGE though, one could assume especially the higher tier ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605348
Now how about a powerlich queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605236
Living Armor, now get inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605351

[Anonymous No.]

>Bunyip hugs you too softly worried about hurting you
>Wurm hugs you too hard and makes your bones creak
>Kobold wants to be hugged and even when she hugs back is way too small for a comfy hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605014
>"What are you in for?"
>"Stealing a Kiki's food that she made for her husband"
>"I know which one you're talking about. I'm in here for the same reason"
>"You two are really in for it. She's the warden's best friend. Me? I jaywalked"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35597288

[Anonymous No.]

Based on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605507
all hugs are comfy, even the smallest one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605609
Based on this dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605353
So go for Inari over Youko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35597288

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605616
Healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605296
why is the maid looking at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Flatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605356
I shudder to imagine what a yan demon would put in her marriage contract
the captcha is telling me I don't need verification then not allowing me to post because "I didn't fill out the captcha" when it refuses to give me one to fill out. Wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the who, who is legit and I'll work on that salamander + anon writing, but now there is too much red wine inside me, and for some reason I changed her character from a tomboy into a tomboy milf kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605759
I think you can just type in whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>35597288

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605800
Lamias usually don't give me that "predator has sensed you" feeling but somehting about the way her snake half is drawn in this does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605759
They recently added that part, so 4chanx has no idea how to handle it yet. No idea why they couldn't do from the start as most of the captcha have that function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35604540
Rude! The Jabberwock is one of the highest tier monster girls, she deserves to be respected! Not bullied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605759
Probably something that sounds creepy but with wholesome connotations.

[Anonymous No.]

Got hired as a massagist in a Hinezumi dojo, they only go after fighters so... I should be safe, right? After I finish giving my massages I will ask them if they can give me a ride to the Jinko dojo to get a wife there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605934
You will massage mouse ass and you will like it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605934
Time to oil up.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it considered a great shame to the amazon tribe if a girl gets defeated by a man then gets taken as a trophy wife forced to wear frilly dresses and lay on her back for lovey dovey hand holding missionary sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35600713
Space is not only densely populated, but it is densely populated by beings that dwarf humanity's levels of horniness

[Anonymous No.]

>>35598961
>First, congratulations. This is a big step in your life and your Mom and I are very proud.
>Second... we both FULLY expect you to make an 'honest man' out of whatever poor lad/s you two had your fun with.
>I need not elaborate how your Mother will react if she finds out either of you decided to skip out on the father/s.
>Understood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605978
Yes, but the only ones who really care are the single ones secretly seething about their lack of a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605978
It's disgusting that's what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605436
Is there anything as comfy as traveling the world with a Living Armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605507
Hugs are meant to creak your bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606054
what kind of fuckery is this new captcha? it didn't load an image or anything, it just said in plain text "Verification not required"- and then when I want 'Oh, okay, nice' and tried to post I got the standard 'you need to complete the captcha, idiot'. On a wild-ass guess I literally typed in 'verification not required.' AND THEN IT WORKED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605978
The hottest shame.

[Anonymous No.]

I know gore here and in MGE is looked down upon, but does the thread and MGE setting allows for things like claw scratches during sex with feral monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>get granted a small title at the edge of the kingdom for your various adventurous deeds
>its small and isolated but seems like a nice place to finally settle down
>get welcomed at the edge of the realm by centaur stewardess who shows you around your holdings and introduces you to various members of your court
>captain of the guard is a salamander
>book keeper is a demon
>head servant is a kiki
>most of the local wheat farms are run by manti
>it quickly dawns upon that you haven't encountered a single man let alone another human the entire time you've been here
>various court members weren't happy when you went hunting alone
>still felt like you were being watched the whole time
>constantly getting ogled when visiting the village
>pretty sure multiple people were trying to get into your room throughout night

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606203
I think so, though it’s mostly a cosmetic effect. (Causes mana leakage that looks the part but no lasting damage)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606203
No, because that's horrible. Why would anybody enjoy a monstergirl dragging a sharp edge through their soft tissue, then taking a sultry lick off the tip and purring in delight? Don't ever imply anybody would want a monstergirl to rake their back with claws during a leglocking, fullbody orgasm ever again, or I'll have to spam you with claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606263
someone is a little too into it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606203
Claw scratches are within limits as long as they're not a danger to the guy's life or serious enough to cause bad scars, generally like >>35606229 says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606263
I fuck monsters for this reason, If I wanted normal gentle sex, I would go with h*mans instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606349
>I would go with h*mans instead
Posts like this are not welcome in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm back with another chapter of kung-fu Anon's wacky egyptian adventures.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/80474989

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606391
cheers crumble, been waiting on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606387
Thats why i fuck monsters, cause they best, better than the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606210
what a poor soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606455
Good. I was afraid I was going to have to report you to the authorities. I wouldn't want another anon to have to be sent to the reeducation center/breeding pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606263

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to rule. I want a large domain where I am the venerated king. I want a nice, big harem, some tricky but ultimately loyal and well-intentioned advisors, and a nimble, spry bodyguard to react to any would-be usurpers. I want to watch the land flourish under my reign. I want to hear my peoples' cheers as my heirs are born, or as more wives marry into my harem. I want to meet visiting emissaries from towns in my territory, asking for advice or assistance. I want to encourage trade with nearby nations, and meet with the caravans to help build trust and encourage commerce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606539
Something tells me you'd be paraded around being raped in front of your entire harem on the streets in the 3rd day

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I was just a young farmhand who wears nothing but dungarees and a big straw sunhat, working and sweating while big CC moos watch hungrily.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a Monster Girl that you like, but not for romantic reasons. Maybe because you just enjoy their character, or how they're portrayed. Monster Girls you appreciate and really enjoy but not "as a waifu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606550
That's fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606550
>implying I wouldn't have my advisors plan that for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606516
Oh, I gotta do what mama told me and throw u into the pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606520

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606577
I want that as well but with the addition of being under a single noblewoman rule

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606580
Greenworms are adorable and I want one as a daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606637
Poor kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606550
>The emperor has no clothes!
>Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606674
>Everybody pretend like he's not being raped! Or we'll get thrown in the dungeon!
>G-Good morning your majesty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35605436
I want a living armor wife rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606520
I want my back to look like I fuck my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

All i want is to live in a place filled with CCs and old hags and be that one young guy lives among them and messes with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606708
They're all going to shake their fists and complain that back in their day, men didn't run around dressed like that, instead of childish pranks they'd be exploring some dungeon or going on quests. Instead they just stare at their 'smartphones' all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606651
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7saLbkn7cbE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606767
>Does something seem off about Mechazawa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606767
Pick it up, porky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606734
I would just double down on everything they said except the smartphone part

[Anonymous No.]

>>35602983
Are you taking more requests?

[Anonymous No.]

what do monsters do to their male delinquent students?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606767
i want to get hugged by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606900
Maybe when her delinquent group headed by a H'Orc isn't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606910
I'll hug 'em all

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606910
I love the idea of some anon getting relentlessly bullied in public by a p'orc trying to keep him for herself and not show her girls or boss she's 'weak' then coddled out of sight and lovingly attended to.
Stuff like the P'orc stealing his lunch, eating it in front of him while demanding he stay right there, then draggin him off- and then dotingly feeding him her own home cooked meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606960
Mmm P'Orc-style BBQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606816
Lay evil immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606900
>hug soft p'orc
>you give her a squeeze and she unintentionally let's out a cute oink

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606816
What don't they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607009
Math

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607000
sounds like heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>35606960
Would be cute to see her try to keep up appearances with her gang as she acts like a mean girl only for you to know deep down she cares about your well being. Will just make all the time away from her gang more special when she's apologizing for what she did while trying her best to make up for it in secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607056
gonna shitpost on 4mons and say math is for virgin monsters who never get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607063
I bet her gang all wear leather jackets with a cute pig face with angry eyebrows on them. With something like 'Road Hogs' 'Nomads' sewn on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607105
I want to entrance the gang leader while being their rival gang

[Anonymous No.]

>as your faithful retainer, your kunoichi steathily appears and disappears on command
>she's gotten noticably slower at it now that she's pregnant with several of your heirs

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a trained by a kunoichi to be the ultimate ninja incubi to disrupt order converts and prank unwary monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607077
Haha imagine mamono maths
Mathmono
>Mathematically speaking, this is the best way to rape a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607271
what do we to nerd monsters, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607298
Depends on what they are.
Tengu? Bully them.
Haku? Don't even think about it, unless you want to get raped AND lectured at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607298
As a jock, it's my duty to give nerds a hard time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607298
Make them give us a blowjob then cum on their glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607324
what ya mean, I bully hakus all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607207
You think a kunoichi would want to train a cheshire cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607355
I bet that faggot cat will find a way to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607355
do you really need ninja training when you can teleport at will?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there submissive demons, who write horribly one-sided contracts on benefit of the petitioner simply for the sake of being used and controlled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607355
>Cheshire Cat Kunoichi who always slacks off during training and never takes things seriously.
>Makes her instructors furious, but they can't deny that she's talented and breezes through tests easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607382
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607330
>As a jock
Good joke mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607382
The real question is what would their mothers think of those contracts?

[Anonymous No.]

Male bullies fuck monster nerds. Monster bullies fuck male nerds. This is the natural order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607468
I will fuck the teacher to break the cycle

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is built for instant loss!male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607477
Joke's on you, all teachers are nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607468
I want to bully and fuck a nerd alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607494
even the 8ft tall Hellhound PE teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607508
God yes. Don't dare mention pro wrestling or she'll spaz out in the most physical way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607517
gonna mention it and then wrassle her nude into a mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607508
Rumor has it she once bench pressed a set of filled bleachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607541
gonna drink her milk so I can bench press her and the entire school one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607517
Muscle nerds are the hottest

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607536
And that's how Anon ended up in the Pretzel Amazon position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607536
>10... 9... 8...
>cmon kid, you’ve gotta at least try
>5... 4...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607581
>>35607577
my last words before I faint will be "I won in the end"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607494
so I'll fuck the principal then

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607617
Congratulations, you just fucked the biggest nerd in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607617
The principal is a man.
Maybe try the Slime janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607617
>so I'll fuck the queen of nerds then
Y-yeah, intercourse with your princi-pal will sure show everyone, haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607658
CC Alp get

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607441
>Amazing, dear! You've written such a wonderfully subtle contract, not even I can find the loopholes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607666
Sad, yet hot in her desperation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607525
This cat looks very soft.

[Anonymous No.]

Sell me on why your favorite is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607786
Soft cats eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607876
I shall repost.
1. Great body.
2. Strong.
3. Fucks like a tiger.
4. Responsible and level headed.
5. Will give you cute daughters.
6. Loves baths.
7. Making her chuff is satisfying.
8. Protective.
9. Top level cuddles.
10. You get to touch and be touched by her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607876
pussy squid is comfy, depression shall be no more, can literally mindbreak me and can literally mindfuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607876
I need a high energy, high octane woman to keep me motivated so I don't get slow. For me this woman is a hellhound, always running on all 8 cylinders, no rest for the wicked and no mercy for the weak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUVGrUTE-Q

[Anonymous No.]

If her tongue isn't at least 1' long, she isn't worth marrying

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a lich have a smug smile, how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608116
Try to replicate her study, devise a new hypothesis when the results come out different. Watch her go to work as she then replicates your work, is able to reestablish he hypothesis and shit all over yours. She'll be ultra-smug when she touts the results to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608059
I'm pretty sure one inch is below even human norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607876
I would if I could determine my own favorite, but I'm horribly indecisive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608167
1' = 1ft, not 1in

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608167
Never mind, I misread. I'm not used to the fucking American ooga booga measurements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608195
what magics would this monster know?

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up from a coma, have any MGs been released since...uhhh...that smoking caterpillar one? Did he ever finish his game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608271
You're in luck, there have been two more monsters. You might have to keep waiting for the full release of the game, but there is a demo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608291
look at them money bags, they jiggle, jingle, and janlge

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608291
I want to tell that money momma that I love her for her personality and not because of her (fake)wealth

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608303
Money makes the world go around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35607876
>Only you and other mamono can see her
>Perfect armor
>boosts your strength and reflexes
>Incredible feeling of security and happiness when wearing her
>perfect fit incredibly comfortable resistant and weightless
>Only you can wear hear
>can have sex while wearing her
>If a catastrophe occurs you both will most surely die together

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608332
yup and makes my pp hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608339
>can have sex while wearing her
I thought the profile said that that specifically didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608339
>>If a catastrophe occurs you both will most surely die together
a smiliar thing can be achieved with vehicle automata

[Anonymous No.]

>Get on top of body pillow
>Wrap weighted blanket around me and pillow to simulate lamia constriction
>Keep legs straight to further simulate being in lamian coils
>Hump pillow while looking at lamia porn
I have the most intense orgasms doing this. I'm definitely made to breed lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608366
My bad, but the rest still stands

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608382
but anon you forgot protocol 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608382
>vehicle automata

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best monster for hyperactive anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608429
best treatment for manlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608435
Weresheep and Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

what makes her angry aleays?

[Anonymous No.]

>Lose an eye in a car accident
>Your Shoggoth maid is waiting for you when you wake up in a hospital bed
>By the time the doctor arrives, all of your injuries, including your missing eye, are healed
>Tests are run, heads are scratched, but you're fine and they can't explain why
>You're released by the still very confused hospital staff
>If all they did was look a little closer, they'd notice that your newly healed eye was a faint shade of purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608593
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608593
if a shog replaces every cell in an anons body is he still anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608614
pretty sure souls are a thing in setting so a total body replacement shouldn't be too much of an existential issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608487
>Sleepy sheepy.
>Wait, it's a trick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608593
>missing eye is back among other fixes
>doctors simply go with "lol guess we just didn't see it the first time" without inspecting it
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608593
man i would go full chunni and pretend my shog eye is a super powerful eye that was granted by a mighty one, which isn't untrue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608630
>alas farmhand anon realised the deception too late and promptly slept for 13 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608649
they could check, or they could go bang the succ nurses

[Anonymous No.]

>>35608593
>shog now sees everything you see
I-I think that might actual drive me insane with paranoia

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>>35608651
Oh man, boss is gonna be mad!

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>>35608649
You'd be surprised just how some doctors are, especially if they have to see potentially hundreds of patients

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>>35608649
>"lol guess we just didn't see it the first time"
I remember hearing this actually happened to some hockey player, the puck hit his face and the doctors thought one of his eyes just got completely pulped and they couldn't find it anywhere, but after a while it slipped back into the socket from a crevasse in his head or something. Not sure if real or just a rumour, it was a long time ago.

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Which hole should I cum inside of my oni lifting partner to help her achieve maximum gains

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>>35608867
all her holes and drink her milk to max your gains

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>>35608650
Yeah, that'd make you a bragging cunt, not a chuuni. You'd fit in great with a few dumpirefags , though.

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Did she pay you to say that?

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I'm going to start up a town with shortstack monster girls!

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>>35608593
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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Is there an official MGE world map?

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>>35609101
I would very much like to visit and perhaps live in this town.

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>>35609171
And you would be welcome.
Cause I sure as shit could not dick and run an entire town.