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You open your eyes to a set of large door,you push them open to reveal a large ballroom. Inside awaits all the Touhou characters dressed up for a ball. Who's hand do you take for a dance first?

>> No.3567368

Stand awkwardly.

>> No.3567364

>>3567361
None of them. I stand off in a corner and act awkward. I can't dance, nobody would even want to dance with me, I'd just make a fool of myself.

>> No.3567382

I would sweat profusely and nervously tremble.

>> No.3567393

We'd dance in group....to Gee Gee

>> No.3567403

Iku.

I'm in the mood for some disco.

>> No.3567409

[x] Whip it out

>> No.3567411

[X] Jump into the lake.

>> No.3567421

That's way too many people for me to handle at once.

I would either faint or wake up, unless I managed to succesfully escape while feeling nauseous.

>> No.3567424

Take Yuugi's hand. Get a broken arm.

>> No.3567427

Reimu ofcourse

>> No.3567428

>>3567364

This.

I have a hard time associating with people especially if they're good looking and have a vagina.

>> No.3567434

There hardly going to turn down the only male there. Aya wont at least.

>> No.3567440

>>3567434
>Sanae wont at least.
Fixed.

>> No.3567443

>>3567361
>Who is hand
Thing is hand.

>> No.3567449

stay in the corner, drink cognac alone

>> No.3567451

>>3567434
YOU FORGOT RINNOSUKE FUCKING MORICHIKA.

>> No.3567450

[x] Get them to fight each other

>> No.3567453

Iku, obviously. She will do all the work.

>> No.3567458
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3567458

Cirno's hand.

Don't lough, youd do the same.

>> No.3567470

Suwako. Straight for the frog-god-loli action.

>> No.3567474

>>3567450
this, then choose the survivor

>> No.3567481
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>> No.3567482
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>>3567451
He's gay.
I'd take Marisa. If not, join this guy. >>3567449 You get to be Cloud.

>> No.3567490

>>3567474
It's not like anyone die in Touhou.
Enjoy your hand.

;__;

>> No.3567499

Mokou or Meiling, whichever I see first. I would want Yukari or Yuuka but under different circumstances than a ballroom dance (read: would like to be raped by).

>> No.3567512
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3567512

Easy.

>> No.3567555

>>3567364

Oh, and you honestly think they can dance? Just improvise some fancy bs.

>> No.3567556

Alice or Yuka of course!

>> No.3567572

Sakuya, she'll lead.

>> No.3567575
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>>3567556
you have a death wish?

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>>3567572
yay sakuya

>> No.3567599
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3567599

Byakuren wouldn't giggle at all when I have no idea how to dance ;_;

>> No.3567610

I would whip out my dick place it over my wrist, and ask them what time it is on my watch.

>> No.3567631

I would spend the entire night talking and dancing with Reimu. Sure, I may not know how to dance, and Reimu will probably get mad when I step on her feet occasionally, but I'm sure it will be a memorable and enjoyable night for both of us.

;_;

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3567654

I bet Rumia can't dance either, but it doesn't matter because nobody will be able to see us in her darkness. We could just chill the whole time.

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3567655

Hey Satori would you like to d- ...


... nevermind. ;_;

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>> No.3567680
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3567680

Mokou without a second thought.

>> No.3567682
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3567682

But remember, Anonoymous, at the sound of midnight, you will turn into a smelly NEET once more!

>> No.3567684

None of them, I'd run for my life.

>> No.3567688

>>3567450
Surprisingly good idea.

>> No.3567689

>>3567682
Fuck this shit, I'm going back for my shoe when I lose it. Don't want some ravenous youkai having something to track my scent with.

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3567690

No one has mentioned Ran yet?

>> No.3567691

None of them would be able to understand me except maybe Yukari, Ran, Erin and Keine, so probably one of those four.

>> No.3567700

>>3567691
>I'M SUCH A SPECIAL PERSON NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME EXCEPT COINCIDENTALLY THE PEOPLE I AM ATTRACTED TO WOULD

>> No.3567712

[x] Can't speak nihongo.

>> No.3567719

>>3567700

Or it's more that I don't speak Japanese at all and would have to rely on my partner knowing English.

>> No.3567723

>>3567680

Not to derail the thread but why is this so fucking sexy? The pose and her only having a shirt on exposing her legs and thighs.

The fact that its Mokou makes it even sexier.

>> No.3567727

Shrine Maiden thread.

>> No.3567733 [DELETED] 

>>3567712
>Implying that they speak Japanese in Gensokyo just because it was made in Japan.

It was never confirmed as far as I know that they speak Japanese in Gensokyo. They could have their own language for all we know.

>> No.3567728

>>3567723
Because she's half-nude, in a kind of helpless looking position when Mokou's normally a buff woman.

>> No.3567736

>>3567733
It's called danmaku.

>> No.3567737

>>3567733

Regardless, the majority of us would not be able to communicate with them.

>> No.3567740
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>>3567719

Nonverbal communication is fine too.

If all else fails grab some cheese and lure Nazrin to come dance with you.

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>>3567631
In the dance hall you seek out your beloved Reimu but it turns out she's already taken. HAW HAW HAW

>> No.3567752

>>3567740

There's only so much you can do without having any sort of communication that both of you understand (Can't rely on sign language because of the different forms, though far fewer than spoken languages at least.)

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3567757

Let's dance the dance of death.

>> No.3567759

I would pick Hina and dance lambada.

>> No.3567767

>>3567733
They speak japanese in the games.

>> No.3567770

>>3567749
GBCSKJFGVKASDJFSA THAT FUCKING ELVAAN

>> No.3567779

>>3567749
A duel is required

>> No.3567781

>>3567767
1 Download English Patch
2 Patch game.
3 Now they speak in English.

>> No.3567783

>>3567733

>Marisa
>日本語を話せ。
>ここは幻想郷だ。

>> No.3567793

>>3567733
Gensokyo is inside Japan, most of them will be speaking Japanese. Although it will probably sound outdated and be a strange dialect, it will still be Japanese.

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3567798

It'd be a bit awkward with the bucket, but I wouldn't mind.

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3567808

Damn China

>> No.3567809

>>3567575
dancing is my death wish. I would rather die in 5 minutes dancing with alice or yuka than live forever as a basement dweller...

>> No.3567811
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>>3567767

They speak Japanese too. What's your point?

>> No.3567819

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

>> No.3567815

>>3567811
No, they speak Italian.

>> No.3567829

>>3567815

They speak Japanese in the manga/anime.

See how stupid that argument was?

>> No.3567833

how do you guys come up with these fantasies

>> No.3567837

>>3567833
By being virgins for the whole time of our lives

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3567841

Japanese Yukkuri.
What else.

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3567859

Pick the adult version of Marisa.

>> No.3567883

>>3567837
I was a virgin before my life too.

>> No.3567886

>>3567829
They speak Italian.

>> No.3567937
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3567937

Both of them at once.

>> No.3567980

Do I get to have a BFG9000 and blow the fuck out of them?

>> No.3568005

>>3567733
>We're in Gensokyo! Speak japanese! - Marisa

>> No.3569879

[x] Break arms

>> No.3570100

>>3569879
TERURTERTERTERU

>> No.3570113

>>3567361

>large ballroom

I thought that said "bathroom" at first.

>> No.3570132

>large ballroom
i thought about a room full of balls at first

>> No.3570139

>>3570113

>Giant Bathroom
>Jump in the Toilet with Sanae
>Make out while Giant Sakuya urinates all over you

>> No.3570142

>>3570139
>green text
>arc post

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3570143

I hope my stomach can take it.

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>>3570142

>Anonymous post
>butthurt
>greentext

>> No.3570161

[x] Genuflect

The only acceptable answer.

>> No.3570200

The proper manly answer would be to take the hand of the girl who seems to be most out-of-place and hiding in a corner like most of us would and give her the ``I'm new here, could you show me how things are done around here?'' spiel. After the first round and she's all happy and smiling and enjoying herself, I let the rest of the ladies squabble and try to compete to dance with me next. This is where I would propose a little contest of wits so that it acts as a little bit of entertainment and a breather, and that when a winner is decided, nobody has hard feelings. And then after a few rounds, and all the alpha girls finished beating up the weaker ones for a dance, we eat dinner and drink and dance some more and enjoy the rest of the night.

After I leave, I go back home to extract the DNA from the hairs and other samples I obtained from each of the girls so that I can have my own immortal loli harem. Changing diapers for 3 to 4 years is worth the lifelong devotion and protection of the harem and free access to baths with them because I'm the only male around and they are very comfortable with their bodies.

>> No.3570238

There's only one place that could house such a large room. Having gotten my bearings, I flee that shit like the cowardly mortal I am. Even if she is a loli, I draw the line at her drinking my blood.

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>>3567680
Thanks, Wingman.

I'll dance with Keine!

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