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Pew pew

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>> No.35679143

>>35679136
tits and ass make the world go around

>> No.35679144

>mindflayer mistress flays human boy so that he'll only be able to think about her
>while she's doing it, she sees some of his thoughts about a happy married life with a comfy home with children
>later on she can't get those images out of her mind, and it's all she can think about
>she accuses him of flaying her

>> No.35679162

>How now wife cow?

>> No.35679166
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A hot summer's day in Winterstown!

>> No.35679170
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Do you support the order and their fight against monsters, anon?

>> No.35679176
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>> No.35679185

>>35679176
I exist to molest fat tails

>> No.35679196

>>35679166
What was the bot that did this coloring again?

>> No.35679197
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>>35679166
Noooo. Let it be cold year round...

>> No.35679198

>>35679185
Fat tails are built for molesting.

>> No.35679222
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>> No.35679224
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>>35679196
Style2Paints, s2p.moe is dead but you can still download the Windows program

>> No.35679230
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>>35679136
>I can't get dicked by your college degree
>I can't put my fist in your childhood dreams
>Why are you telling all of this information to me?
>Show me your genitals
>Show me
>Your genitals
>Genitaliaaaa!

>> No.35679232
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35679232

What kind of silly shirt would you wear in public to embarrass your waifu?
>shirt that says "Wight Warmer Wuver"

>> No.35679259

>>35679232
>"Cub Creator"

>> No.35679262

>>35679136
milky titties go pew pew

>> No.35679265
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35679265

>>35679136

>> No.35679275
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>>35679136
>when your arachne waifu drinks a cup of espresso

>> No.35679280

Do you guys think theres actual mini-zombie apocolypses where towns get overun by zombies?

>> No.35679286

>>35679232
"King of puppi cunni"

>> No.35679312
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>>35679136

>> No.35679313

>>35679280
all it takes is 1 dragon zombie

>> No.35679344

>>35679312
she looks sleepy, time to put a fox to bed

>> No.35679351
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There's lightning all over the place where I live and I dunno if its thunderbirds or a lim acting chuuni.

>> No.35679370
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I wish I had two momsters.

>> No.35679373

>>35679370
me too, just think of the possiblities

>> No.35679381

>>35679232
The wurm father

>> No.35679388

>>35679370
>wanting to be raised by a couple of gays

>> No.35679407

>>35679232
Typically, I'd embarrass her by having HER wear a shirt, or preferably cutesy clothing.

Minimum is an "EYE Heart U" T-shirt, with symbols for the eye and heart. So I guess I'd wear an "EYE Heart U 2" shirt.

>> No.35679414

>>35679407
gazer?

>> No.35679420

>>35679232
>I went to Hell and all I got was this shirt and my wife

>> No.35679422

>>35679373
Trust me, I'm thinking of the possibilities alright.
>double the goodbye and welcome home kisses
>two momsters making sure you grow up nice and "healthy" means twice as many opportunies to milk you of your young semen
>get to sleep sandwiched between both of your momsters' huge breasts
>get to watch them bicker over what kind of man(read: husband) you should be raised to be
>having two momsters means you're likely to incubize much faster, so you might end up as a doujin shota with a third leg

>> No.35679434

>Kikimora looks so dignified and regal in the way she dresses, talks, acts, and even walks
>When she and her master are alone, she exclusively wears BDSM gear that shows off her corset piercing and she finds a way to twist nearly everything her master says into innuendo

>> No.35679436
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>>35679170
Every monster dicked is one less enemy on the battlefield. I'm doing my part to support the Order.

>> No.35679437
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>>35679232
Blue shirt that says CAGED

>> No.35679449

>>35679232
"I make it rain" with a cartoon of me using a money gun on my ryu wife.

>> No.35679455

>>35679422
forgot one thing 2x the milk

>> No.35679481

>>35679232
>angel breaker

>> No.35679488
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>>35679136
Are there any oomukade doujins? Asking for a friend.

>> No.35679493
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>> No.35679499

>>35679455
How could I be so foolish? I bet they'd not only feedd you from the tap, but also mix it into your regular food too.
>hear your momsters in the kitchen
>"Hurry up, I don't want Anon seeing us like this. It's embarrassing."
>"I'm trying. You have to help me after this, too."
>walk in to catch one of your momsters milking the other's breasts into a bowl from behind
>they both turn beet-red

>> No.35679507

>>35679481
I assume this includes an arrow pointing to your crotch.

>> No.35679528

>>35679507
yup and for the flip side
>demon redeemer

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>> No.35679595
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>>35679136

>> No.35679671

I think monsters are dum

>> No.35679673

>>35679232
I just wear my favorite t-shirt of all.
>an old tour shirt from my waifus old idol group she was in back in the 80’s

>> No.35679682
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>> No.35679699

>>35679682
What happens if I tell her I'm not fond of anal?

>> No.35679714

>>35679699
she takes her shirt off and her bra has some other invitation written upon it

>> No.35679717
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Pharaoh's are meant for anal only denying them an heir

>> No.35679735

>>35679714
She has truly thought of everything.

>> No.35679769

the best type of monster is the one that pervs on you

>> No.35679845

>>35679595
>alp stage 1
>alp stage 3

>> No.35679851

>>35679717
>when the pharaoh sees your obelisk

>> No.35679899

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that bears are great snugglers.
Yetis want you to forget this.

>> No.35679927

>>35679899
I know this too well, also any lamia type monster as well

>> No.35679935

>>35679899
As are spiders, primarily Ushis

>> No.35679936

>>35679851
>She’s calls it the Tormentor

>> No.35679939
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>>35679899
>bears are great snugglers
>Go to snuggle grizzly
>Sticky paws
>Sticky mouth
>Sticky everything

>> No.35679949

>>35679939
>sticky everything
Gee, sounds like you better start licking her clean

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You entered an ancient high tech facility in MGEland, you accidentaly unleashed viruses that could take physical form. The only way to survive, in the end, was to activate the combat Automaton stored there.

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>>35679136

>> No.35680027
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The Fox menace shall come to an end. The reign of Catgirls is upon us

>> No.35680047

>>35680027
my head do be turning whenever i see a thick snow leopard tail.

>> No.35680048
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>>35680027
Not if I keep breeding foxes.

>> No.35680063
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I can't stop thinking about titty monsters.

>> No.35680089

>>35680063
Fat wet tats

>> No.35680098

>>35680063
big breasted chuuuni demons

>> No.35680103
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Grope a single Jinko

>> No.35680330
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35680330

Where do I go to join an undead ship?

>> No.35680331
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>>35680048
One hundred thousand foxes are ready, with a million more on the way

>> No.35680343

>>35680331
If your monster wife doesn't constantly look like this, can you really say you love her?

>> No.35680400

>>35679984
I dont get the appeal of genshin impact characters. They're like fox girls: uninteresting and not so creatively designed.

>> No.35680414

>>35680343
Of course you can.
But it means you need to try harder.

>> No.35680476

>>35680330
Go to Davy Jone's locker, its that bar in little Transylvania down by the wharf.

>> No.35680535
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>>35680343
But she keeps tricking me into anal!

>> No.35680543

>>35680535
I'm more likely to believe a fox tricking you into vaginal rather than anal.

>> No.35680552

>>35680343
But my wife is a young-looking loli!

>> No.35680562

>>35680552
That's no excuse, anon.

>> No.35680569
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>>35680543
She's... Unique.

>> No.35680581

>>35680543
i can't discount the possibility of a fox hitting you with a double fake, triple fake and so on.

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>>35680331
Get to work then.

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>>35680569
She needs to understand her duties as a fox, i'm going to get her genes into my first-born no matter what it takes

>> No.35680929
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>>35680048
Personally I think we should raise Tanuki stocks

>> No.35680939

>>35679414
Yep. And frankly, those shirts are so dumb we'd probably only wear them if someone lost a bet.

>> No.35681069
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THE DEMON LORD'S BIG FAT EMBARRASING BREASTS

>> No.35681081

>dark mage is wrapping a weak and naive king around her finger
>nobles conspire against her and manage to poison her then throw her body into a river
>but she planted a spell on herself so that if she died she would ressurect as a lich
>no ammount of poison can kill her now and she can laugh off most physical attacks, that is if you can even manage to hit her

>> No.35681107

>>35681081
>naive king
>ressurect as a lich
Does he force her to stay in bed and personally feed her soup think she's sick?

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>> No.35681140
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Never try to escape an Amazoness village or this will happen to you

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>>35680929

>> No.35681147
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35681147

Such is life married to an Amazoness

>> No.35681207

Bros, I'm shook. I think I felt something slimy dribbling down my Kiki's thighs when I hugged her earlier. Could she actually be a Shog in disguise? How do I defend myself?

>> No.35681211

>>35680929
Cross the tanukis with the foxes and let the superior species rule

>> No.35681247
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>>35681211
That would just ruin two perfectly good species.

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>>35680103
Grope 2 Jinkos

>> No.35681274

>>35681247
Not if only one comes out on top

>> No.35681290
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>>35681069
Making the demon lord do embarrassing things in front of her subjects.

>> No.35681295
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>>35681274
Or we could just have both.

>> No.35681311

>>35681211
We're reaching dangerous levels of mofu here. Do we commit the ultimate sin against the Chief God and add rata to the mix?

>> No.35681315

>>35681295
Foxes are too arrogant, we should let the Tanukis breed them out

>> No.35681328

>>35681107
>dark mage lich keeps trying to get out of bed to continue her schemes
>naive king always catches her and puts her back into bed
>he claims that he can't afford to lose her while pampering her
>lich doesn't know what she hates more, the fact she can't control him this time, or the fact she's starting to really love being pampered like this
when does she reveal her new undead state?

>> No.35681340

>>35681315
As if nukis aren't equally arrogant.

>> No.35681343

>>35681315
That is not even remotely close how that works.
I think you need some remedial classes with Ms. Haku.

>> No.35681347

>>35681290
getting a lap pillow during one of her meetings and keep interrupting her by giving her cheesy compliments

>> No.35681399
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>>35681295
The ultimate bigamy species pair.

>> No.35681413

>>35681207
Pay a close attention to her when using your things, i.e. pen or spoon. A flinch or lapse in composure might clue you in.

>> No.35681477
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>>35681399
my bloodline though

>> No.35681478

>>35681069
>>35681290
>>35681347
You idiots do realize the Demon Lord is already married and has a husband right? You sorry excuse for simps.

>> No.35681497

>>35681478
You do realize we aren't talking about the actual Demon Lord right?

>> No.35681524

>>35679984
bodystockinggoat

>> No.35681533

>>35681477
What about it, geneanon

>> No.35681551

>>35681533
such a pair would be very competitive about the amount of children they can pump out

>> No.35681575
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>>35681551
Sound like a good thing if I’ve ever heard one.

>> No.35681576
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35681576

foxes in rain!

>> No.35681606

I like to think the demon lords husband is a chill guy. Likes having fun with his wife while she isnt fucking his brains out showing him why she is right.

>> No.35681637
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>>35681140
>>35681147

For amazonfags, it really sounds what it would be like to be made into the husband of one

https://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde/A-New-Life-In-The-Amazoness-Tribe-TW-RAPE-18

https://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde/A-New-Life-In-The-Amazoness-Tribe-Part-Two-TW-RAPE-18

>> No.35681639

>>35681477
Humongous... ears!

>> No.35681649

>>35681477
It's gonna be better off once a tittyfox overwrites your monkey DNA

>> No.35681696

>>35681497
You're simping for an already married woman

>> No.35681848

So what I hunt the home of a ghost but with random love notes and flowers instead?

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>>35681290
We should make all ancient evils do embarrassing things in return for releasing them.

>> No.35681980

>>35681965
Gonna fuck her boobs first and then free her.

>> No.35682012

>>35681399
Double pregnant bellyjob from Ran and Mamizou.

>> No.35682023

>>35681965
Good lord that tail.

>> No.35682031
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I don't mind having my bloodline dominated by foxes as long as my daughters still love me.

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We're my waifufags at?

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>>35682031
They will love you for making the correct decision to be the last human of your family

>> No.35682149

>>35682100
Disregard emotional attachment to mamono partners, acquire wholly pragmatic benefits of a relationship with one.

>> No.35682153

>>35682100
I don't think I count since I only have one picture of her.

>> No.35682165
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>>35682100
Eyyyy

>> No.35682189

>>35682165
I wanna try my luck with an Echidna's gacha womb!

>> No.35682203

>>35682189
>rolls ten foxes and a blue axolotl

>> No.35682205
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>>35682100
I'm still here, I think.

>> No.35682208

>>35682153
Well, you have a waifu and a pic of her. In my book that counts even if it makes you a "small timer waifufag" or whatever.

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There are some Harpies that I'm not sure I want to encounter in the wild, they can be scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFyIMTZ16Hk

>> No.35682223

>>35682208
Yay. I'll try to draw more of her once I have free time.

>> No.35682238

>>35682214
That's just how shoebills protect their hubbies.

>> No.35682248

>>35682214
It's okay Anon, just bow before approaching, if they bow back it's safe for you to ask them out on a date.

>> No.35682286
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The Treasure of Sierra Madre is mine!

>> No.35682295

>>35682286
Treasure, rum and salty shark abs!

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>>35679185
>>35679198
you boys like FAT tails?

>> No.35682382

>>35682358
I'm gonna spank that tail

>> No.35682385

>>35682100
I still love my tengu wife.

>> No.35682393
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35682393

Aren’t minos just buff brown holsts?

>> No.35682411
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>>35682393
and more aggressive than holsts too
which is why they are my favourite

>> No.35682580
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35682580

I'm here to kick ass and nibble cheese, and I'm all outta cheese

>> No.35682625

>>35680400
Well I like this one.

>> No.35682630
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>>35682411
So after my bed is destroyed during the inevitable pelviseration, should I buy a new cyclops-forged bedframe, or eschew it all together and just sleep on a mattress on the floor?

>> No.35682648

>>35682630
Just sleep on a big pile of straw on the ground.
That way you can ask her if she wants to roll in the hay. You do fingerguns as you say this, and then she mercilessly rapes you for making a dumb joke.

>> No.35682651

>>35682630
>Ehhh? Straight from the tap?

>> No.35682896

>>35682648
>"I've heard of ground beef, but getting my pelvis ground by beef?"
Can she possibly rape me any harder?

>> No.35682918

>>35682896
>"How about you take this bull by the horn?"
Your dick will probably be broken for several days.

>> No.35682925

>>35682630
All cows need breasts that can qualify as heaving

>> No.35682945

>>35682918
>"Boo. Get some better lines."

>> No.35683084
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35683084

You don't wake up when your alarm goes off. No, that's not permitted.
You wake up when she wakes up, and let's you go from her embrace.

>> No.35683303

>>35683084
The only time I'm slinking out of her embrace is to surprise her with breakfast in bed.
Who wouldn't love to wake up to a nice meal lovingly made by their mate?

>> No.35683379

>>35683303
Is the meal cum?

>> No.35683401
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>>35679136
>Monstergirl has impressive abs
>Pic related happens
>Resistance against missiles and projectiles

Any monstergirls in mind with this?

>> No.35683421

>>35683379
Was more thinking something like a Full English because she's a big girl and needs to eat well to stay big, but sure I could slip some of that in a glass or something.

>> No.35683442
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35683442

Are any of the monster girl books on amazon any good? Some of them have stupidly high levels of ratings at this point, and many have audiobooks.

Something about it seems sketchy

>> No.35683937
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35683937

Lots of people dislike Centaurs due to the limited sex positions, but there's plenty of ways to go about it.
The first, is the MGE style with the extra pussy at the front: Not only can you now enjoy regular stuff, you still have double the fun!
Another option is to use some good ol' magic and voila! The bipedal shapeshift! Pregnancy can be very interesting here: if the spell do not affect the babies inside, they're going to end up with some VERY big bellies!
Last but not least: Get a harem! You can kiss and hug another wife while you bang your centaur wife! Could even be another centaur!
Thanks for listening to my TED talk! As a final bonus, consider that centaurs should be flexible enough to lean their human half over their own horse half, which makes quite the sight!

>> No.35683954

>>35679232
Manticore? More like Mereticat.

>> No.35683986

>>35683401
Lizard girls.
They also get elemental damage resistance except against cold.

>> No.35684018

>>35683442
Some of them are perfectly fine.
Most low budget audiobooks on amazon look sketchy since a lot of them were used to abuse a loophole they used to have.

>> No.35684047

>>35682214
https://youtu.be/QFgYT3HfgP8

>> No.35684391
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35684391

>like a huge variety of monsters
>can’t just pick one that I’d want to marry because a lot of them are great
>also really don’t care for harems though
This sucks

>> No.35684427
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35684427

>open wide mastah

>> No.35684462

>>35684427
How does a shog deal with a mastah with amenisa

>> No.35684505

>>35684427
>Ahhhhhhhhhh

>> No.35684630

>>35684427
Purple stuff good

>> No.35684639

>>35684462
She just gives you shog memories, probably better than what you had anyways

>> No.35684668

>>35684391
It's OK to be the slut that marries the first random monster that passes him in the woods.

>> No.35684680

>>35684391
You'll love whichever one you encounter first with all your heart

>> No.35684984
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35684984

Here's your new Pharaoh and Goddess of the Nile, enjoy.

>> No.35684991

>>35684984
She looks like she is weak behind ear rubs

>> No.35685011

>>35684984
Will she sit on my face and let me rub her abs?

>> No.35685182
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35685182

>tfw no fox computer to hug

>> No.35685265
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35685265

>>35685182
>"Good morning."

>> No.35685297

>>35685265
Whenever I see that red eyeliner on a fox I immediately become more concerned and aroused.

>> No.35685344

>>35684984
C-Cute!

>> No.35685356
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35685356

>>35685297
...!

>> No.35685474
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35685474

>>35682100
Uh here I guess.

>> No.35685544
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35685544

All bow before latenight's cats.

>> No.35685611
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>>35682100
I am here

>> No.35685632

>>35685265
That face looks like someone who's planning to do some seriously kinky shit but also someone who is very weak to vanilla.

>> No.35685646
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35685646

Hey anon, I missed you.

>> No.35685675

>>35685646
Mindflayers are damn sexy.
I just wish I didn't have my paranoia about getting mind-wiped. But at the same time, I do have a fetish for hypnosis, so I guess it wouldn't be hard for a mindflayer to "fix" that.

>> No.35685684

>>35679232
That Bart Simpson Iraq war shirt

>> No.35685736

>Come into the thread thinking about mindflayers
>There are already several mindflayer posts
Must be memetic. Same thing happened to me with minotaurs

>> No.35685748

>>35685736
It's called "synchronicity".

>> No.35685753
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35685753

>>35685632
Surprisingly many youkai are vanilla flavored.

>> No.35685770

>>35685753
Gay

>> No.35685815

>>35685675
>paranoia about getting mind-wiped.
Same but I can deal with the idea when it's monsters as they will always care about you more than you do yourself so a mindflayer would probably know best anyways

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>>35685544
Someday I will learn the magic necessary to turn marshmallow cats into monster girls.

>> No.35685849
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>>35684984
There is not enough art of delinquent monstergirls

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>>35685841

>> No.35685856
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35685856

How would you feel about a monster girl VN protag with a personality? I've played a stupid huge number of VNs, and the VNs with an MC who has a personality and backstory but is also a bit plain and relatable have always been my favorites.

I feel like I've asked this question ages ago, so apologies if it's redundant.

(Pic unrelated)

>> No.35685862

>>35685852
Not nearly soft enough

>> No.35685881

>>35685856
>How would you feel about a monster girl VN protag with a personality?
Only schizos have a problem with protagonists with a backstory.

>> No.35685888

>>35685856
I want Yaya to rest her yayas directly on my head.

>> No.35685904

>>35685815
>mindflayer would probably know best anyways
Don't tell her that, or she'll get way to exited and horny.

>> No.35685909

>"how dare you rape me during nap time!"

>> No.35685915

>>35685856
MC who's not a blank slate is fine, as >>35685881
said.

>> No.35685916
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35685916

Kikis are the kind of meidos that will wash your penis with her mouth if she deems it too dirty. This usually happens at least twice a day, maybe more often for dirty boys! Furthermore, to ensure that the penis is exceptionally clean, she'll polish it with her vaginal juices, which will give it a nice shine. Of course this needs to be applied directly from her vagina for optimal success.

>> No.35685925

>>35685909
Naptime is sacred.

>> No.35685928

>>35685916
Federal balls inspector

>> No.35685931

>>35685856
I'm happy Hatch stopped shilling nerdwan and we get the brown yeti instead.

Having said that, so long as it's not some faggy backstory I'm fine with it.

>> No.35685948

>>35685916
Shoggoths are the superior washers and I'm not even biased towards one side or the other, just stating a fact. If anything I prefer spider and dark elf maids

>> No.35685977
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>>35685904
Leaving your ears suspiciously undefended around mindflayers until they can't take it anymore

>> No.35685979

>>35685916
crabido meido is best meido

>> No.35686015

>>35685909
Doubt a Dormouse would ever say such a thing especially when they're asking for it

>> No.35686027
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35686027

>>35685979
Crab maid, you say?

>> No.35686038

>>35685948
Can you really call it washing when all you do is just absorb everything and mimic it with slime?

>> No.35686041
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35686041

I loooooooooooooove Jinkos!

>> No.35686045

>>35685977
All they gonna see in my head is my need for milky tits, fat ass, and meaty momsters to pamper me

>> No.35686064

>>35686027
Never seen this barb girl before. Very cute

>> No.35686071
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35686071

Bug

>> No.35686097

>>35686064
cancers aren't a very popular species

>> No.35686123
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35686123

You guys ever think about what mg you would have liked as a child before you could properly consider your preferences like you can now? Theoretically It could have been a childhood friend, older girl like a teacher, or relative, that decided which monster (you) married. For me I think it would have been a generic catgirl or a demon as a childhood friend.

>> No.35686175

What artist/writers use to be prolific but just disappeared?

>> No.35686187

>>35686123
dragon cause when I was but a young anon, I thought they were cool and probably be my teacher or my aunt

>> No.35686221

>>35686175
I'm not sure about prolific but I thought that guy that did the blind shota/hellhound story and adopted echidna momster was really good but he hasn't posted since 2016

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>> No.35686241

>>35686123
dragon zombie, lizards are cool, fire breath flying lizards are even cooler, but i also had a very macabre fascination with skeletons and the undead, so an undead dragon just checks every box

>> No.35686243

>>35686175
at this point i don't even remember who wrote it but i'm still mad manmade didn't get an ending.
haywire space automata are wonderful.

>> No.35686269

>>35686175
Kodold fucker (what was his alias - KFD?)
I loved his loli stories

>> No.35686271
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35686271

>>35682100
I'm still around and check out the thread, but I don't really post my artwork anymore.

>> No.35686311

>>35685977
gave me an idea for my story, thanks anon

>> No.35686328

>>35686187
>>35686241
Sounds like most young boys like giant reptiles which I can definitely confirm for myself at that age as well. Although dragons are pretty rare so a lizard or turtle may have been more likely

>> No.35686330
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35686330

Whenever i see kitsune tiddy i want my fox-eared firstborns to be latched onto them in complete contentment

>> No.35686342

>>35686123
I like minos now but as a kid I probably would have liked kakuen because I liked monkeys.
Kakuen childhood friend would be pretty good, just two of you climbing trees making oo-oo ee-ee monke noises.

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>>35686311
No problem friendo

>> No.35686406

>>35686271
Well I like your art greenworm nerd.

>> No.35686430

>>35686374
Latenight flayer is so gosh darn cute

>> No.35686457

>>35686328
its probably learned since everyone gave dinosaur toys to boys, dragons at that age fall into the same category as dinosaurs, being mythological reptilian creatures

>> No.35686486
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35686486

>>35686330
i want a bad lady who gets off on manipulating me who starts to realize around the 8th or 9th kid that her dark machinations have resulted in a happy marriage and that maybe she was the one who was changed.

>> No.35686494

>>35684427
Shogcake, again?
When am I going to get some real food?!

>> No.35686652

>>35686175
Maus

>> No.35686660
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35686660

>>35686494
You'll eat the cake and you'll fucking like it.

>> No.35686684

>>35686494
There's also Shogloaf, and Shogpie.

>> No.35686706

>>35686494
Little known fact, mamono are actually incapable of cooking.
The mind-breaking sex and wonderful affection they give you causes you to blank out when you're eating food.
So you don't realise you're either eating unbuttered bread with collard greens and a raw fish, or that you're eating whatever takeout she wanted.

>> No.35686721

>>35686494
this is why kikis are better
>>35686706
what is a kikimoria for 100 please?

>> No.35686730

>>35686706
thats why i do all the cooking

>> No.35686765

>>35686721
You ever SEEN a Kiki cook? No, she doesn't want mastah in the kitchen trying to help, because she has to do everything by herself. You can't hear her on the phone while the kitchen hood is on.

>> No.35686982

>>35685856
See >>35685881, it's only a problem if the MC is an insufferable faggot, but that applies to any character.

>> No.35686997

>>35686765
So you're saying every kiki does the steamed hams sketch with her husband every night? This is the biggest conspiracy since that tragedy

>> No.35687023
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>> No.35687026

>>35686997
Yes, that is EXACTLY what is going on.
The main question is, who makes the food that mamono order?
My suspicion, is that it's males working in fastfood or some secret group of mamono skilled in the culinary arts.

>> No.35687044

>>35687026
It's human grannies

>> No.35687045

>>35686997
then why do they do go to maid school for then?

>> No.35687054

>>35687044
Ah, that must be it.
Only grannies would be able to make so much food. Explains why it always tastes so good too.

>> No.35687177

>>35686982
Agreed.

>> No.35687186

>>35686071
Can't wait till she gets added to the game.

>> No.35687189

if mamano can't cook, what also can't they do ?

>> No.35687205

>>35687189
Love you

>> No.35687315

what happens if I overclock my automaton's CPU?

>> No.35687399

>>35686123
Shirohebi childhood wife, who the fuck needs freedom anyway!

>> No.35687433

>>35686706
>>35686765
>A mamono´s bleeding edge kitchen technology consists of a cauldron, an open fire, and a fresh kill.
>She opened the cold box once, and a refreshing breeze came out, but she opened it again, and a glacial storm roared in!
>There is no place to put new firewood on the firebox, and she´s getting worried.
>The local hunter must be hiding something! He sells meat in pieces, and looks at you funny when you ask to see the whole carcass!

>> No.35687435
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35687435

>>35679136
I wanna be a roadie for a Zipangese rock band.

>> No.35687451

>>35687399
Initial d soundtrack starts playing

>> No.35687480

>>35687399
i want her parents to lock us in her room during her first post-puberty shedding

>> No.35687486

>>35687480
she would do that on her own

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>>35687480
TFW you want to enjoy the summer but your childhood friend Shirohebi locks you in her room with enough food for 4 months.

>> No.35687556

>>35687486
nah she'd hole up in her room and get depressed about how her pre-shed scales lack luster and how ugly she must look and not want to be seen. lamia get real self conscious about that and need some helping hands and encouragement.

>> No.35687616

>>35686123
Probably shirohebi-chan. I was really into yangire and yandere girls, and lamia so I could get hugged by her tail.

>> No.35687649

>>35687554
>off-topic image
Kill yourself frogposter

>> No.35687679
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>>35679136

>> No.35687735
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>>35679136
I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.35687738
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35687738

What are you gonna do, rub your body on it?

>> No.35687766
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35687766

>>35687649
Cry about it.

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35687884

>>35687735
Cute bloodline, mind if we end it?

>> No.35687907

>>35687884
looks like it's going on strong to me

>> No.35687925

>>35687766
Nah he's right. Lurk more or kill yourself tourist

>> No.35688033

>>35687738
Lately I've come to realize that fairies are top tier adventure partners. They can fly, they can use magic, they're small so they don't use a lot of space or need a lot of food, they're good at avoiding detection, they can use magic, and they make for incredibly convenient cocksleeves. There's really no downside to bringing one with you if you want to go exploring, adventuring, or even just traveling.

>> No.35688039

>>35687884
By all means, please do.

>> No.35688049

>>35688033
worked out pretty well for the wandering scholar so far

>> No.35688065
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35688065

>>35687649
I agree, pepefags with their so overused trash frog are the worst category of posters on 4chan.

>> No.35688070

>>35687766
Don't be a froposter faggot then.

>> No.35688119

>>35687315
You better have a good cooling solution for her.

>> No.35688132

>>35688119
my dick, vodka, and some rum

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>>35679136

>> No.35688211
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35688211

>>35679136
Milk snek

>> No.35688220

>>35688211
more like beef snek

>> No.35688252

>>35688211
i'm not sure whether to put her with the cows because milk or chickens because eggs.

>> No.35688261

>>35688252
why not both

>> No.35688295

>>35688211
I'm too old fashioned for piercings.

>> No.35688318

>>35688295
same, also with tattoos as well

>> No.35688330

>>35688187
I am not going to eat real food.
I am not going to eat real food.
I am not going to eat real food.

>> No.35688353
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>>35688252
>want milk but don't want a cow?
>want eggs but don't want a chicken?
>get a snake, they can do both!

>> No.35688384
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>>35688318
i want a fox covered with vixen insignia

>> No.35688413
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>>35679136

>> No.35688569
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35688569

>>35679136
Mere female lizard.

>> No.35688606

>>35688295
Septum piercings can't look good

>> No.35688625
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>>35688353
Big snek

>> No.35688634

>>35688625
she's big alright, it jsut happens to be concentrated in a certain spot of hers

>> No.35688712
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>>35688625
Little snek.

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>>35679136

>> No.35688805

>>35688211
Shame about the piercings, but that's an amazing snek otherwise.

>> No.35688842

>>35686221
Could someone give sauce on the first one of the stories mentioned? Seems neat.

>> No.35688865

A doubt recently arose in me, do we know if all Amazonesses have white hair?

I think it would be a shame if they do, as I think an Amazoness with red hair would look very sexy or even brown or other colors (not that white is a bad color, I like it too!).

I say this because, even though it is not stated as a characteristic of the race, we have multiple pictures of Amazonesses and all of them have white hair. The profile picture, the other Amazonesses looking in the book profile art and the Teletomancy Amazoness all have white hair.

>> No.35688914

>>35685856
I would like to know if there's more to this because I want to read it.

>> No.35688958
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>> No.35689031

>>35688958
>Gazer putting me in a trance to hump her butt
>Waking me up while I'm inside her
>Wrapped up in her tentacles
>Hips keep moving on their own
>Soft and fluffy mofu
>She's cackling, but she says with sincerity that I'm doing a good job

>> No.35689138
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>> No.35689182

>tfw no kiki momster to show me how to deal, seduce, and fuck women

>> No.35689191
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>>35679136

>> No.35689239

>>35682214
*machinegun sounds*-chan is cute! CUTE!

>> No.35689331

>>35688802
Look at those pathetic little tails.

>> No.35689372

>>35686330
>Whenever i see kitsune tiddy I want to latch onto them and feel complete contentment

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>>35689372
I do too, its just something about those foxes are so motherly to me

>> No.35689411
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>>35689331
Don't worry, they'll be nice and big when she grows up.

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>>35689394
Please accept her offering.

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>>35689464
here ya go, bigger

>> No.35689490
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Do ushis make good healers?

>> No.35689500

>>35689490
>ushi
>being a good healer
pick one

>> No.35689504
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>>35689490
They can cure the sickness of you being single

>> No.35689505

>>35689490
their blood is very regenerative, with a handful of side effects

>> No.35689510
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>>35689481
Oh nice.

>> No.35689560

>>35689510
you are welcome

>> No.35689565

>>35689505
>Drink ushi blood
>Get mermaid tier regeneration but stronger
I see no downside inb4 "but it makes you super horny and turns girls into ushis". I see both as positives

>> No.35689578

>>35689565
and an everlasting boner in the presence of any ushi

>> No.35689607

>>35689578
>Everlasting boner
>Ushi happy to provide everlasting sex
Again. What downside?

>> No.35689625

>>35689607
no a drawback, just stating a fact, and you would also be prime ushi bait due to that fact

>> No.35689658
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>>35679136

>> No.35689674
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>>35688865
I don’t know how people can continue to ask this when we have the world guides.

>> No.35689677

>>35689658
these girls look well mannered, what do you think they want to talk about?

>> No.35689680

>>35689658
flower kingdom courtesans make good diplomats

>> No.35689818
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whats up with my angel?

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>>35679136

>> No.35689862
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What makes someone a succubus bait?

>> No.35689883

>>35689862
Shyness and a good, corruptable nature

>> No.35689931

>>35689862
Being a romantic.

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>>35689883
So an outgoing guy, with an incorruptible nature would be angel bait, or considered a challenge?

>> No.35690042

>>35690007
both, but gloomy, lonely people tend to be angel bait

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>>35679136

>> No.35690070

>>35690063
cute water slime

>> No.35690079

>>35690042
I thought those types of people were Bogey-bait?

>> No.35690101

>>35690079
they would be monster bait in general but the big three would be: Bogey, Wisp, and Angel

>> No.35690202

>>35686406
Appreciate it.

>> No.35690226

>>35684427
surely such a nice lady wouldn't exploit anon's terrible situation for her own gain right?

>> No.35690238

>>35690226
>shog
>being nice
wat?

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>>35690238
shogs are nice, they serve you so they obviously care for you right?

>> No.35690283

>>35690238
Kikimora hands typed this post.

>> No.35690289

What type of people are mindflayer bait?

>> No.35690290
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>>35679136
NO ESCAPE

>> No.35690301

>>35690270
They may care for you, but they slowly turn everything you own into shog until u are trapped in shog

>> No.35690313

>>35690289
Guys who are obviously childhood friends with that mindflayer, don't question why she isn't in any of the photos from you childhood or why your parents and neighbors don't know her

>> No.35690316

>>35686221
I remember reading the hellhound story ages ago but I forgot the author's name. Do you know where I could find the echidna one?

>> No.35690344

>>35690289
gullible and very trusting men

>> No.35690395

>>35690290
why would I run, I have a hag ready to breed

>> No.35690537

>>35690301
this too is love.

>> No.35690552

>>35690537
Love is a myth

>> No.35690583

>>35690552
u are a myth

>> No.35690588

>>35683084
>wake up before Yeti
>she growls softly and cuddles you tighter when you try to get up

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>>35679136
>Quote from man raped by horsepussy

>> No.35690614

>>35690601
>he doesn't know

>> No.35690629
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>>35690614
Know what?

>> No.35690653

>>35690629
fox cops have it easy, all they gotta do is let the perp run into their mofu to subdue them

>> No.35690665

>>35690652
trust me your better off not knowing

>> No.35690694

Most dangerous monsters:
>Fairies
>Dormice
>Angels

Least dangerous monsters:
>Hellhounds
>Ghouls
>Ushi-onis

>> No.35690704

>>35690652
Do unicorns only care if you're a just virgin or a kissless virgin?

>> No.35690707

>>35690601
>Image search result
>The Transform Mistress
I don't even wanna know

>> No.35690711

>>35690694
For me the most dangerous monsters are Foxes and Angels. I'd submit to either in a heartbeat if I was ever given the chance.

>> No.35690712

>>35690694
on opposite day

>> No.35690721

>>35690712
No. Not on opposite day.

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>>35690694
>Angels
This one is actually true though, they'll rape you for wearing a t-shirt and say that you're "Dressing provocatively"
Even the chunni ones!

>> No.35690745

>>35690738
Sounds more like a fallen angel disguised as a true angel

>> No.35690748

>>35690694
THe monster dangerous ones for me are the motherly meaty old milf monsters, I'd obey all their orders without a second thought

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>>35690694
Sleepy Minotaur or a Jinko can almost match a Dormouse.

>> No.35690757

>>35690694
alice are the scariest

>> No.35690766

>>35690694
wtf a fairy gonna do to me? try and pull down my pants but give up cause they can't

>> No.35690784

>>35690738
what are supposed to wear, clothes that don't show any skin?

>> No.35690790

>>35690757
They're top 5 for sure

>>35690766
>wtf a fairy gonna do to me?
Horrendous things

>> No.35690792

>>35690704
>Confess to unicorn that you're not a virgin
>You kissed your mother on the cheek once
>Confesses that she is also unpure
>She hugged her dad
>Meanwhile the houri watching you two permavirgins is pulling her hair out wondering why you two aren't fucking

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>>35690766

>> No.35690806
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Khrevha comm came in. I think it's my favorite one yet of the chuuni Ushi-Lilim

>> No.35690811

>>35690757
>>35690790
why are you scared of a little girl?

>> No.35690821

>>35690811
it's not that she's a little girl, it's that she's a little girl with dementia

>> No.35690822
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>>35690806
>Her seal is just laying on of her hair
You should really get a refund desu

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>>35690811
Many reasons

>> No.35690850

>>35690821
why is that scary?
>>35690838
she is just a little girl, she wouldn't do that

>> No.35690853

>>35690792
That sounds really cute. How long would it take for that houri to ask for help from a demon or Lilim so she can get them fucking?

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>>35690850
>she is just a little girl, she wouldn't do that
If MGE ever teaches you anything, it's to not trust little girls whatsoever

>> No.35690871

>>35690863
>dont trust little girls
they had loads of beer and classic rock CD's
little girls never lie

>> No.35690875

>>35690863
thats why I trust milf monsters only

>> No.35690877

>>35690863
look at that little hag

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>>35690694
>most dangerous monsters are also the cutest
funny how that works out

>> No.35690885

>>35690863
But they're so small, what could they possibly do to a grown man like me?

>> No.35690903
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Do you think vampires would get upset about their daughters dating a h*man?

>> No.35690913

>>35690871
tiny loli hands typed this

>> No.35690915

>>35690903
I would be too.
I want the vamp mommy, not some yucky dhampir.

>> No.35690929

>>35690792
>She hugged her dad
How unpure! Might as well just sucked his dick at that point.

>> No.35690945

>>35689674

That is the issue, the world guide shows 2 Medusas with different color. All the Amazonesses shown in official MGE art have white hair, all of them. Or at least they don't appear to have any hair color different from the profile pic.

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>>35690903
>Dhampir daughteru eloped with some human
>Don't have to deal with edgy daughter
>Don't have to worry about waking up in a tentacle garden
>Don't have to worry about her stealing your husband's blood
Vampires welcome humans to please "steal" their daughter

>> No.35690967

>>35690952
oh my god, just had the image of a mother vampire trying her best to get her 200 year neet dhampir daughter a man so she finally stops messing with her

>> No.35690971

>>35690915
>>35690952
Vampires give birth to pureblood vampires after their husband becomes a vampire incubus.

>> No.35691007

>>35690952
If the vampire has a dhampir daughter then she’s guilty of the exact same thing

>> No.35691028

I'm gonna suck a Holstaur udders dry and claim her as my wife!

>> No.35691039

>>35691028
>that
ok fatty

>> No.35691072
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>> No.35691075

>>35690971
All the more reason to get them out of the castle
>Wanting your immortal daughter to live with you forever mooching from your virgin blood supply
>Constantly worrying even more about them sneaking a taste of your husband's blood
>Are either power hungry and are waiting for you to drop your guard so they can take your title and husband
>Or lazy neets that never do anything besides schlick slowly falling into depravity, then one day walking in on her vampire, dhampir cuckquean porn

>> No.35691104

>>35691075
gimme the coomer vamp, I'd take her

>> No.35691125

>>35690863
You can trust the MGE little girls. To be serious when they want you to fuck them

>> No.35691136

>>35691075
>Or lazy neets that never do anything besides schlick slowly falling into depravity, then one day walking in on her vampire, dhampir cuckquean porn
Hot

>> No.35691143

>>35691125
i trust no one, not even myself

>> No.35691191

>>35679437
You sir possess incredible taste, Cheers.

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>>35679136

>> No.35691287
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Monsters are good when they have a milfs body

>> No.35691324
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Immigration to mamono lands is so easy. All you have to do is say you are looking to marry a monster and they spread their gates wide open.

>> No.35691355

>>35691345
whos jumping the border with me?

>> No.35691363
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>>35691345
I am going to immigrate my cock into Druella’s womb

>> No.35691371

>>35691363
you've a lot of competition

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>>35679136

>> No.35691398

>>35691345
Lies. I've been trying to get into the demon realm for months, and they wouldn't let me in. First they said I needed two forms of ID, so I had to get that and go to the back of the line. Then, they said that I needed to provide references from my past four jobs. I told them I've worked as a smith my whole life, and the demon working customs told me that I had to get four separate references from the same smith. THEN, she told me that I needed a written report from the constabulary that I wasn't a criminal. By the time I got back to her with that, she told me that my entry form was expired, and that I would have to start over again. She always offers to "expedite the process for me," but she never approves any of my forms! I might just stay in the human realm after all if this is what demons are like.

>> No.35691410

>>35691398
just fuck her right in the pussy

>> No.35691434

>>35691398
It's easier to marry a citizen.

>> No.35691444

How to attract Demons?

>> No.35691454
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>>35691287
>You may not like it but this is what peak monster looks like.

>> No.35691459

>>35691444
be a dumbass that'll sign anything

>> No.35691466
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>>35691454
No, this is.

>> No.35691468

>>35691459
That''s easy, makes me wonder why the demon population hasn't skyrocketed yet.

>> No.35691474
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>>35691466
Meatier. MEATIER!

>> No.35691476

>>35691287
Careful, you’re gonna start a war with the Sabbathfags

>> No.35691489

>>35691468
they spill their spaghetti so easy at the mere thought that someone would sign their contract
>>35691476
the sabbath could suck my dick

>> No.35691512

>>35691474
That's just fat

>> No.35691542

>>35691489
i too offer myself for this sacrfice

>> No.35691571
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>>35691474
more meat ya said?

>> No.35691591

what is better place for a monster girl to have a birthmark near one of the eyes or near the lips?

>> No.35691592
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35691592

Touch the cow.

>> No.35691599

>>35691591
Why not both? That's what my wife has.

>> No.35691603

>>35691592
can I hug the cow?

>> No.35691607
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>>35691571
fat

>> No.35691620

>>35691607
look whos talking

>> No.35691629
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>>35691603
Yes.

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>>35691592
Okay, I'll give my onee-chan a nice headpat.

>> No.35691638

>>35691629
I will hug a cow, just not this cow

>> No.35691642

>>35690226
Elaborate.

>> No.35691648
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>>35691638
can do

>> No.35691655

>>35691648
this is a cow?

>> No.35691679

>>35691655
pretty sure

>> No.35691681
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>>35691655
The extremely rare floofcow.

>> No.35691700

>>35691681
are there lizard cows?

>> No.35691729
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>>35691372
I want to marry Seaport Hime and let her sisters live with us!

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>>35691700

>> No.35691740
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>>35691700

>> No.35691741
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>>35691592
Okay.
>>35691637
Good man.

>> No.35691745

>>35691732
gonna make her moo all night long

>> No.35691914

>>35690945
>the world guide shows 2 Medusas with different color.
To show how MGs can have very different appearances outside of core features (here being snake hair, lamia, stone tail). It does not mean this only applies to pictured variations unless you are actually mentally impaired.
The only time hair color is actually mentioned with any importance is in the Lilim profile.

>> No.35691932
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>>35691489
>the sabbath could suck my dick
The sabbath has considered and accepted your offer.

>> No.35691949

>>35691932
No! I won't lose to smug cheshire lolis!

>> No.35691956

>>35691932
Need me a covent made up of milf monsters to protect me from the sabbath

>> No.35691978

Gonna walk through a monster city while wearing a shirt that says "Kiss slut"

>> No.35691990
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>>35691956
i hear they have some interesting takes on baptism.

>> No.35691995

>>35691978
rather would wear hag fucker or coomer r us shirt to see what the fuck happens

>> No.35692000

>>35691949
No need to worry, that’s a Familiar.

>> No.35692013

>>35692000
she both

>> No.35692015

>>35691978
You should try "fluff addict" and see what happens.

>> No.35692021
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>>35692013
the sabbath needs to be stopped

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>> No.35692044

>>35692036
irony

>> No.35692066
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>>35692044
Why?

>> No.35692068

>>35691990
I can dig it, also heard they like to keep you real close to their body

>> No.35692074

>>35692066
>oni in a oni killer's dress
Idk

>> No.35692121
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Remember that zoo enclosures are fenced to keep you safe! Do not enter them!

>> No.35692127

>>35692121
they look friendly, I want to go say hello to them

>> No.35692176

>>35692121
IDC, Im going in anyways, whats the worst thing that can happen?

>> No.35692180
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>>35692074
Oh, right.

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>>35691949
Not like you can win against Cheshires in general.

>> No.35692199

>>35692189
call em cringe as your last resort

>> No.35692206

>>35692199
Refer to the picture again.

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>>35682100
I'm still here if haremfags count

>> No.35692227

>>35692206
then point out she still a KHV

>> No.35692233

>>35692189
I bet she goes around showing that picture to everyone.

>> No.35692257

>>35692189
gonna grab her and fuck her crosseyed

>> No.35692276

>>35692189
>cheshire shows you a meme of you as a wojak and her as a stacy
>"Noooo! You can't just show me a meme of me as a wojak and then rape me!"
>"Yes I can, fagit."
>she's got the smuggest grin you've ever seen

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>> No.35692287

>>35692121
shota is cringe

>> No.35692291

>>35682100
Present

>> No.35692294

>>35692189
would draw me and her going to the altar, as a joke of course

>> No.35692300
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Lolis with wide hips and big round asses that still also feel small and cute due to her general size are perfection, and young girls are peak performance.

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>>35692291
Forgot image.

>> No.35692319
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>>35692189
She won't be so smug when I mating press her and give her some kittens to look after.

>> No.35692348

>>35692319
>cut to a family photo with her looking very gravid and smug while numerous kittens crawl all over the both of you.

>> No.35692396

>>35692189
just walk away and act like they don't exist and are a figment of your imagination

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Impregnate monsters!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85570763

>> No.35692446

>>35692434
I always do, why do think I am broke?

>> No.35692456

>>35692434
Another man tricked by Foxes.

>> No.35692464

>>35692456
*enriched by foxes

>> No.35692465

>>35692456
Is it really a trick if everyone's happy in the end?

>> No.35692469

>>35691075
>Virgin blood supply
>Already has a husband
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.35692476

>>35692465
Yes, after his 8th daughter the man will begin to suspect that the Fox he's married to wanted to seduce him.

>> No.35692478

Not even mgs can dig me out of my depression...

>> No.35692480

>>35692476
how dense is this man?

>> No.35692489

If it wasn't for bronies there would not have been such a knee jerk aversion for something to call ourselves as a fanbase

>> No.35692498

>>35692319
She's not real

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>>35692348
take your daughter to work day must be fun if you married a cheshire

>> No.35692503

what is the bait and can I masterbait?

>> No.35692505
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>>35692480
The ideal density for MGs into bakas.

>> No.35692536

>>35692505
what monsters like smarty pants?

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>>35692434
Gladly.

>> No.35692544
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>>35692498
You aren't real.

>> No.35692549
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>>35692478
Is that a challenge?

>> No.35692551

>tfw no Shoggoth dairy maid

>> No.35692559

>>35692551
it is a shame, I would love to drink a nice tall glass of shog milk every time I drink something

>> No.35692561

>>35692434
Monster girls were born to bear human children

>> No.35692577
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>>35692536
Haku, nerd birds, any with a bent for research.

>> No.35692581
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>> No.35692596

>>35692577
>research
Nerd birds will need to re-search for a way to sit comfortably once I'm done with them.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.35692608

>>35682100
I am here, acquiring new pictures of wife.

>> No.35692609

>>35692577
If I want a haku to absolutely turn into a waterfall down there, what do I do?

>> No.35692613
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>> No.35692652

>>35692502
I want a litter of kitty cat daughters.

>> No.35692667

>>35692434
no thanks, i dont want children

>> No.35692672

>>35692609
Teach her something she doesn't already know about a subject she's interested in.
Yes, this includes sex if you wish to be that unoriginal, but good luck since they've got encyclopedic knowledge there.

>> No.35692678
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Mere female lizard.

>> No.35692680

>>35692672
would teaching an old haku about computers work?

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>> No.35692734

>>35692549
nothingness
emptiness
we're all just dust in the wind

>> No.35692735

>>35692728
>breastlet getting mogged
this is why I am here

>> No.35692747

>>35692728
?

>> No.35692765
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>>35692728
Fear the boobhat. A powerful technique.

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>> No.35692771

>>35692728
and this is?

>> No.35692778

>>35692581
no it wont

>> No.35692795

>>35692728
The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.35692802
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>>35692765

>> No.35692813

>>35692728
>wife getting jealous with all the titty monsters roaming the beach
>tries to fight one that got a little to close to you
>pic related
>"Anon, HEEEEELLLPPP!"
>forced to watch helplessly as your wife is pinned by some random monster's cleavage

>> No.35692830

>>35692802
If (You) were a shota in the MGEverse, who would you want as your totally-not-predatory momster?

>> No.35692848

>>35692830
i'd want to die

>> No.35692854

>>35692830
Tentacle

>> No.35692860

>>35692771
Looks like google's ai for identifying what's in an image

>> No.35692872
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>>35692830
Focks

>> No.35692874

>>35692830
>shota
No

>> No.35692878

>>35692830
Hellhound

>> No.35692880

>>35692830
atlach

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>>35692874

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