Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Smoke filled kisses edition

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you let her to hug you?

[Anonymous No.]

Squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to turn my descendants into Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

Correct me if I'm wrong. But is it around elves watch yourselves or was it, Dark Elves surrender to them?

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>>35739377
Your descendants will have beans, anon

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Your wight wife is the very epitome of elegance and nobility, a perfect lady, at least in public.
What weird/unladylike things does she do when she thinks no one (not even you) is looking or listening?
Does she spray whipped cream straight into her mouth?
Puts her panties on top of her head?
Have weird monologues with herself?
Laugh at fart sound videos on youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

god I just want to be a completely devoted rapeslave/househusband to a HUGE monster
begging for headpats and kisses after my pelvis is shattered

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739377
In other news local anon is having his 5th son with his jinko wife. We asked Mrs. anon how it feels not having a daughter to train and she roundhouse kicked our intern

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is reclining

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>>35739467
Wich 2Hu is this

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>>35739405
Just the way i want it to be

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>>35739415
She likes to relax in nothing but a t-shirt, with messy hair and no makeup!

[Anonymous No.]

Ninjas keep eating out of my garden.

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>>35739405
I submit. My bloodline is no match for big paws.

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>>35739540
The fat hag one

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>>35739676
That costume change made me think:
Do shogs understand the idea of farming/gardening? Since they can create things from their own body it must be weird to see things grow out of the ground.

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>>35739823
Just because they don't need it doesn't mean they don't understand it. They're not retarded.

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>>35739842
It would be novel then. The difference between buying bread and making it yourself. Different experience.

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Playing sports with an amazon is just begging to get her worked up to rape you.

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>>35739842
>They're not retarded.
Debatable

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>>35739307
I've been manhandling caterpillars every day this week. Silly buggers keep trying to cross sidewalks and I can't trust them not to get trampled.

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squish

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>>35739344
I am not necessarily opposed to hugs, but I am rusty.

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>>35739307
>smoking
oh god please no let's just drink instead

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>>35739540
Chairhu.

[Anonymous No.]

>can't find the doujin about the demon lord who lives a secluded life with the shota hero and keeps wiping his memory everytime he remembers their past
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.]

I will fill my bloodline with Jinko genes

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>>35740155
I want a demon to taunt me about ending my bloodline when I cum inside of her. That all my daughters will be demons and there is nothing I can do to stop it.
To bad there's not too many things that cater to my fetish.

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>>35740212
I'd be utterly content being a trace inside my monster wife's gene pool, as long as there's a way for me to watch from above after i'm gone so i can see how my now completely monsterized family line is doing.

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>>35740239
If you get incubised, you'd probably get to see your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughters given enough time.

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>>35740250
And it will all be the failures of other men to change the family, now floating in the veins of demon girls just like me

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What is this "ending the bloodline" trend lately? Is it some crossboard meme?
All of You are aware that monster girls will be able to birth sons in next few years of MGE world, and even if You'd only have daughters, they would still be as much Yours, as they are Your wife's?

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>>35740467
Just exploring a different fetish instead of having gazer general #9634, no need to feel threatened, anon

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>>35740467
>What is this "ending the bloodline" trend lately?
For me it's just a fetish.
>All of You are aware that monster girls will be able to birth sons in next few years of MGE world
Kinda? I was getting the impression it was more along the 100+ years, but your point still stands.
> and even if You'd only have daughters, they would still be as much Yours, as they are Your wife's?
Again, just fetish. Hell, I'd love it if my wife just did as a thing in the bed room as a sort of impregnation play.

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>>35740478
>no need to feel threatened, anon
I just want to know where it came from? "Ending" something kinda smells like /tg/

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>>35740498
It came from my dick anon, it makes me hard

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>>35740506
>It came from my dick anon
Don't let the monsters hear that.

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>>35740522
Maybe that's the plan all along

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>>35740498
I got the impression that they were from some kind of cukold/humiliation community

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>>35740478
>gazer general
I for one welcome our new eye-stalked overlords

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>>35740560
Well I got it from a mix of my fetishes for impregnation and evil demon girls.

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>>35740593
I mean You shouldn't be mad we're distrustful. This trope has been a thing ITT for a long time, but it was always "evil monster wants to end hero bloodline but ends up being a happy wife instead".
This "I want my wife to end my genes" stuff just roused up my gatekeeping senses, that's all. It sounded too simmilar to the reverse racebaits from other boards.

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>>35740593
>>35740560
Yeah for me it's just having so many monster children that the ration of humans to monsters grows even more disparate

>>35740625
But your concern is understandable, anon.
Don't want no faggotry sneaking its way into these nice little threads again.

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>>35740625
For me it just plays into the domination aspect of them being physically stronger

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>>35740625
I can understand that. It's good to keep an eye out for truly degenerate stuff seeping in. But this is really just the "evil monster wants to end hero bloodline but ends up being a happy wife instead". where it hasn't gotten to the "but" part yet.
The best ending to a monster girl "ending" your bloodline is where the kid looks more like you than her mom.

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What's the best way to help those poor souls who developed a cuck fetish?
A good o'l checkup by Dr Minflayer is a classic and reliable option, but without going so far as rewiring the brain from inside i think some nice side ideas could be either showering them with monogamous love with a Shirohebi/ Yandere girl or going the opposite direction and getting them with a Bicorn so that hopefully they reverse their fetish into loving each of the partners equally
Further testing is needed to prove what for now are just conceptual theories
-MGC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene

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>'You' autist is looking for enemies to fight because he's an insecure brainlet

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35740731
>mistaking concern for picking fights
Gatekeeping worked for us so far, fag. We had a discussion and it turned out everything is okay.
No one is fighting anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>Regal ancient evil mofu waifu
>Used to eat carefully calculated portions in order to keep her figure
>Is currently eating like a starved beast due to her being pregnant with triplets
>Her husband watches in awe as she wolfs down yet another plate of fried tofu

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>>35739405
I'd be proud.

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>>35740757
Where was that gatekeeping when you were shitting up every thread with unfunny forced memes? haha BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG hahah guys xD
Have some self-awareness

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I'd want my children to have my hair and eyes, but still be all monsters. Striking an interesting balance while at the same time seeing my own traits on a monster girl would stir something deep inside me

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>>35740819
>have mino kids
>"sorry girls, you got your mother's muscles but my height"
>they're still a solid foot taller than you

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>>35740692
>The best ending to a monster girl "ending" your bloodline is where the kid looks more like you than her mom.
Little did your wife know, she only made your bloodline stronger.

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>>35740816
The beeg shit was annoying.

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>>35740762
She's gonna be working hard to get back into shape after she gives birth.
Regal means she won't settle for excess weight.

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>>35740816
Yeah it was only me spamming it 24/7 You're right.
It was a flavor of the month, just like this thing. It was heavily posted for a week or so then it went away as the people got bored.
>where was this gatekeeping
Well, apparently it worked, as I can't see it being overused anymore.

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>>35740876
Yeah, It Was Literally Only You.
Because
Your
Posts
Are
Easy
To
Recognize.
>as the people got bored.
No, it went away because everyone else started complaining about your autistic spamming.
Again, have some self-awareness and don't start talking about MUH GATEKEEPIING GOOD when you were the one shitting up the entire place not that long ago.

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>>35740957
>complain about autistic spamming
>write this post

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>>35740976
>don't you dare call the retard out wtf bro
Why Are You Mad?

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>>35740957
>Yeah, It Was Literally Only You.
No it fucking wasn't You retard. I admit I posted it a bit too much, but it definitely wasn't only me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35741068
Voices in your Head don't count as separate Posters, you Know.

[Anonymous No.]

Date alps. Marry alps. Breed alps.

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing i haven't posted my other fetish yet
>Son born to monster wife decides he likes his mother's side more so his latent genes activate and he genderflips and monsterizes into his mother's form
>Being the son and realizing you can do this to yourself if you concentrate

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>>35741093
First You start the fight after falsely accusing me of doing so, after I merely asked another Anon one thing and got an answer. Then You tried to call me out on gatekeeping by citing example when my (but not mine only) retardation got effectively toned down by gatekeeping. Now You're schizoposting.
I won't bother replying anymore.

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>>35741181
Tell me when you've finished changing and i'll put two little ones on your chest

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>>35741181
Dominate alps. Creampie alps. Breed alps.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG beans

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>>35741181
Understood, breeding shall commence.
Pregnant alps shall be teased.

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>>35741203
But incubi born to monsters can't alp.

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>>35741262
>First You start the fight after falsely accusing me of doing so
You're the one who started complaining about Crossboarders and their bad and wrong fetishes, though. I merely pointed Out that you're also Guilty of shitting up our threads with forced Memes, so for you to larp as a gatekeeper after that is both Hilarious and Hypocritical.
>y-you're schizoposting haha
Stop embarrasing yourself.

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>>35741329
I want to see an alp try to act cool when faced with my dick, only for the facade to crumble when I incubize and get a footlong meat pole.

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>>35741181
Helping an Alp reaching her full size! (May include making her drink holstaur milk)

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>>35741435
Tomboys are weak to the dick.
Its known.

>>35741443
>Full size may vary based on personal taste, natural growth, and how much holst milk is available in the nearest market.

[Anonymous No.]

And now crossboarders start with cuckshit and then transition into alp faggotry posting
Ugh

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>>35741443
>tfw you will never keep slipping your tomboy alp roommate bottle after bottle of high-quality holst milk while telling her it's just regular milk
>she will never timidly ask you to accompany her to the mall every time she outgrows her bras to help pick out new ones
>she will never secretly hope you pick the sexy ones that catch your eye

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>>35741503
Works with many busty tomboys.
>Outgrows her bras
>Goes without them for a while meaning you get to see nipple indents through cloth and the occasional slip.
>Finally, awkwardly asks you to go bra-shopping as she needs a ride and someone to tell her what looks good.

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>>35741480
I wonder how willing holsts are to just give their milk away to human boys who honestly tell them what they plan to do with said milk.
>"You want to give the girl you like big tits?"
>she hands you a six pack of milk, then leans in close enough to whisper
>"It works best if you give her a breast massage after drinking~"

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>alpshit
Take your faggotry out of here

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>>35741480
Always buying enough holst milk.
>>35741503
>Letting her sit in your lap.
>When she is asking for drink you just poor holst milk into her mouth.
>Don't point out her breasts are growing bigger and bigger while she herself tries to act like she is still flat and not knowing its because of the milk.
>Teasing her nipples everyday until she starts leaking milk too and proceed to such her udders dry.

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>>35741565
Some are probably mad you aren't just taking them while others are weirdos that think the world needs to be as busty as them.
So it varies.

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>>35741554
I feel like going braless would be a little difficult for monsters.
>spends all day feeling her extra sensitive monster nipples rubbing against the inside of her shirt
>can hear her ragged breathing sometimes and even catch her a couple of times right as she cums a little from the stimulation

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>>35741631
>Everytime she looks at you theres a half second where you can swear she's running some mental math on if she should just try to take you then and there before starting the conversation.
>Her eyes are always drifting downwards to your junk.
>If you are in shape and go shirtless you get the bonus pleasure of hearing her hand hit a table as she tries to calm herself.

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When you think about it, alps would be one of the best sexual partners since they used to be men and know all the ins-and-outs of male pleasure

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>>35741685
I just enjoy their expressions changing as they slowly grow to match my oversized taste.

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>>35741582
>while she herself tries to act like she is still flat
Imagine if she tricked you into thinking that was the case
>been giving you alp roommate gallons of holst milk for months, but she's still flat as a board
>driving you crazy trying to figure out what the problem is
>unbeknownst to you, she's been wearing magical pocket space clothes that hide her massive milkers in a pocket dimension
>she's waiting until they are just the right size to surprise you with them

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>>35741676
>If you are in shape and go shirtless you get the bonus pleasure of hearing her hand hit a table as she tries to calm herself.
>tries to play it off like nothings wrong, even though you're the only one who notices she's grinding herself against the corner of the table
I want to see what happens when an alp finally snaps and throws herself on her beloved.

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>>35741723
>she sneaks into your bed at night.
>She is still flat and somehow you're glad and sad at the same time that holst milk thingy was just a rumour.
>She removes her pocket space bra and breasts hit your body with it's full weight and dream size while she is sitting there smugly though you couldn't see it from all that titflesh.

[Anonymous No.]

Truffles?

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a smoker and plan to tempt hellhounds through the portals with smoked meats tonight.

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>>35741817
Sex.
Lots and lots of sex until they're both out of breath and exhausted on the bed.
Dinner will be delivery pizza because neither can really get up or move all that much.

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>>35741845
Well, she's certainly got the scent of something she likes.

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>>35741565
Imagine some holst would force feed human girls, because they seem sickly to them being so flat and bonethin.

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>>35741891
Would Amazons try to make other species of mamono start lifting, out of concern they wouldn't be able to defend their men?

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>>35741685
>alps would be one of the best sexual partners since they used to be men
You aren't even trying to hide it anymore
>>>/y/

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>>35741891
>human girls being forcefully held against a milky holst nipple, unable to break free because of monster strength
Hot

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>>35741965
Yup.
Soft holst? Gotta get buff.
That thin gazer? Start lifting.
That dragon that looks kinda sickly? Better get her in powerlifting shape

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>>35741965
I'm not sure about that but they definetly would recruit human girls who are working out Of course also making their hubby exercise a little bit unless she is a chubby chaser.
>>35741975
And with each feeding they would become even plumper and holstaur like.

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>>35741965
That stomach is just begging to be ruined by daughters

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>>35739307
Order would be taken more seriously if they have a Joan of Arc. Prove me wrong.

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>>35742036
Jeanne would become either a holst or mino. She was a farmer girl or something like that before, no? Also she would hear the demon king telling her to find a good husband and breed.

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>>35742036
>Implying it wouldn't be a bapho in disguise

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>>35742054
Chick also loves cannons.

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>>35742036
There was a whole country full of them so I don't think so at all.

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>>35742054
Nah she would become a succ who's very into roleplay and cosplay

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>>35742083
Or that yes.

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>>35742036
I'm trying to find the best way to write the order in my mge stuff. I think the main issue a lot of works do is write them as unfortunate underdogs when that both hurts the monster girls and just isn't true in lore. Since the tone of the work I'm working on is very light hearted, I'm trying to capture that by making the Order more team rocket than some actual genociding group.

I wish we knew what the japanese depicted the order as and if it was anything beyond generic evil church jrpg faction.

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>>35742036
>Order Joan giving a rousing speech
>druella lobs a ball of concentrated dark matter like a fast ball and gets it right in her mouth
>she instantly monsterizes in front of every paladin there

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>>35742083
I fucking read that last part as 'crossplay' which puts her burning at the stake in a whole new light.

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>>35742111
>High priest shakes his fist while shouting 'we'll get you next time Druella!' as Jeanne just asks someone if she still has to give the speech or not.

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>>35742036
>order posting
>off topic image
Take your recycled /tg/ content and get out >>>/tg/80372561

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742036
>Joan of Arc
Do not fantasize about schizos

[Anonymous No.]

Give me one good reason you shouldn't have a harpy wife, /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35732597
How about "The Sleepy Mofucore"? Yes I know I'm very late but I was asleep.

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>>35742184
Eggs are cold, lifeless and impersonal.

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>>35742184
I prefer monsters that don’t have to jump through hoops just to gain the ability to grab things

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>>35742115
>crossplay
I didn't think she would be into playing with people who use different consoles

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>>35742214
But the harpy inside is warm, tender and loving.

The human placenta isn't exactly inviting.

>>35742224
Coward.

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>>35742138
>recycled /tg/ content
Implying there exists tg content that isn't recycled or stolen

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>>35740705
Drop them off in the matango forest and delete their names from the database.

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>>35742273
>The human placenta isn't exactly inviting
But it is very tasty

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>>35742383
I'd rather eat an (unfertilized) harpy egg than a human placenta you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742383
Dunno about that but certain umbilical cords are in high demand

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742184
harpy wife doesn't have big strong arms to headlock and noogie me with

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>>35742413
If she isn't a mother, I can certainly help make her one.

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>>35742184
>/mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy, bored bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742413
Big strong warrior holstaur who got chubby because her husband spoiled her a lot.

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>>35742414
Ok, but monster placenta probably tastes pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742549
Placentas are for the mother

[Anonymous No.]

yo

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>>35742527
Small bunnies need big books! Someone get that one a bigger book!

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>>35742138
Damn, i`m so fucking hate /tg/tards.

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>>35742528
>holst wants to get fit again, but hubby's homecooking is too delicious to hold back on
It's okay. Her warrior days are behind her now. She doesn't need to be stronk anymore. She can become softer and softer as she becomes a mother.

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>>35742557
Who says so?

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>>35742582
>When she puts on her old plate bikini and finds her motherly softness is edging out in a few places.
>"Hubby, I still look like your warrior princess right? "

[Anonymous No.]

You do cumflate your wife regularly, right? How else are you going to boost the odds of conception?

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https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/bZ0ggnS/1/1/

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>>35742627
>"You look like my warrior queen and I love it."

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>>35742627
This is when you rip off yoour shirt to show you've been getting ripped, sweep her off her feet into a princess carry and tell her she's always been your princess.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you drive your wife insane?

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>>35742632
Always cuminflating her ever since i become an incubus.
>>35742582
Yep. It's the best that she gives up and becomes the mother of all of our children.
>>35742627
Giving kisses on her chubby belly and on her lips too and tell her that she is my warrior princess now and forever!

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>>35742559
Hey, Chesh's come to see us!
Eros be praised!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742674
nonstop dad jokes and occasional ice puns

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sink into the slime.

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>>35742632
Now I want to get a tattoo of a jinko's paw to show that I'm her property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742808
i figure i'd have a lot of scars on my back

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>>35742641
This is fantastic. I like to think this is the sort of story that would be popular in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742808
I'd get a pair of big horns just above my dick to show that it belongs to a big strong mino

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?
Or would you prefer a different SMT demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742935
Yes to both.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know? In mamano slasher movies the killer goes after people who avoid sex instead of couples who have hot sweaty sex in the woods at night. This is because the "killer" is an autistic monster trying to play matchmaker with a demon silver weapon

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>>35742985
>a bunch of timid humans think that there's a psycho killer lurking around their cabin
>it's just a cupid that's really klutzy having trouble setting up her shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742985
legitimately could be a cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742985
Actually the killer is a Cursed Sword trying to sate her endless desire for violence

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>>35742985
Michelle Myers, The Shape, is a Bogey.
Just trying to snuggle that cute blonde guy named Laurence Strode.
She thinks he might be afraid of a Bogey so she wears a white mask to hide behind.

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>>35743018
>>35743044
>Cupid aiming at crowd of camp counsellors from the woods with a demon silver tomahawk
>Mutters "easy... easy... HAH
!" as she nails the one nerdy counsellor with big tits and the others scream and scatter
>Few minutes later the counsellor gets up and begins fingering herself as she tracks down that one shota she's been having weird thoughts about
>Hasn't noticed her new blue skin or the Tomahawk still sticking out of her forehead
Fund it

[Anonymous No.]

>Cupid aiming at crowd of camp counsellors from the woods with a demon silver tomahawk
>Mutters "easy... easy... HAH!" as she nails the one nerdy counsellor with big tits and the others scream and scatter
>Few minutes later the counsellor gets up and begins fingering herself as she tracks down that one shota she's been having weird thoughts about
>Hasn't noticed her new blue skin or the Tomahawk still sticking out of her forehead
Fund it

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>>35743160
Cupids, those perfect cuties, should wear bright clothing, it suits them way more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743191
That's a spec ops cupid. Perfect for ensuring romantic nighttime dates go smoothly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743286
But I'm having romantic nighttime with her why does she need to camouflage herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743323
she's blushing too hard and doesn't want you to see
she'll die of embarrassment

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>>35743323
she's still on the clock. hope you don't mind double dates and triple dates.

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>>35743401
Leave it to cupid to bring her job with her on a date and still manage to make it as romantic as possible

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>>35743139
>She thinks he might be afraid of a Bogey
I'm glad KC went with a stuffed animal design because when I was a kid I had the book Mythical Monsters and the bogeyman was the only monster design in that book which actually creeped me out.

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>>35743529
link picture to it?
curious as to which boogeyman it is

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>>35739307

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>>35743604
https://imgur.com/a/WeUWEq8
This isn't from the book itself but the image and series is the same

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>>35743629
ah yeah that'd creep out most kids
or most people in general if they saw it in the dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743629
>WHERE? Wherever children sleep
Somebody call Chris Hansen

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>>35743629
What the hell. Even I feel some disgust, kids must have been scared shitless

[Anonymous No.]

Let Bogey hug your worries away

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a queen to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

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>>35743160
I really like cupids that drop the bow. It's much more intimate to have a cupid gripping your head to face some girl while she shanks you in the side several times with an eros dagger

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>>35743401
Sounds like cupid is a workaholic. Is there any way to make her relax anf stop working overtime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743948
>and thus defy the tyrannosaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743982
Do not bully the chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743948
Have some blood, honey, you're not you when you're thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743964
>while she shanks you in the side several times with an eros dagger
>automaton policewoman notices this
>Oi oi oi wats ol this then? Ye got a loicense for stabbin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744068
>>35743160
She's a spec ops cupid, she's above the law.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince a gremlin to make a combat mech suit for me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744088
What's the difference between regular and spec ops cupids outside of color of their uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

Cow
That is all, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744220
I must admit, big kraken titty is a powerful argument for developing attachment to said kraken asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743964
Why did you let the cupid guardbreak you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307
Tights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744233
Cowe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744261
You're supposed to trust angels. They're humanities big sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744160
>become an incubus and bone your first monster
>see pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744261
It's her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744379
Damn, I wish I could read

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744379
Cute raccoon.
>>35744397
Breasts size+4000%
Giving your paizuri if you give her money. (She has a sick relative she is getting the money for.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35743805
No way. She sounds like she’d sing a lullaby and when you wake up you’d be naked with her big poofy hands giving you an eternal handjob she’d never let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744160
To reddit it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy wurm who is a grower, but not in the head, for anon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32662774

You have no idea how many times the proofreader tried to correct the word 'wurm'. Also, this was probably my fastest work so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744808
>Tomboy wurm
Jesus Christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice that monsters will love you even if you become retarded,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744950
What a cute girl, is she single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744950
What if I'm already retarded, but want to be smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>35744994
Haku milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745028
Only fit hakus are acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745072

[Anonymous No.]

Even being a retard can't save you from marriage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745072
>>35745170
Brain + brawn + milk = perfect woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745028

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745201
Cuddlefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745170
Haku-sensei I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745173
Which scenario is better?
>dense Anon is too dense for his own good
>dense waifu is too dense for her own good
>they’re both so dense they don’t realize why they have 27 daughterus running around

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745239
>what do you mean having sex makes babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745239
Dense anon and extremely smart waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>wurm thinks she is smarter than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745290
>she actually is

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745239
I like that about dark slimes where if she gets ahold of me she makes me a stupid, mindbroken mess and if i grab her core i make her a gibbering, insensate idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745290
>wurm thinks
Uh oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745290
If she's not smarter than me then how come I'm not richer than her, who has the most precious thing in the world (me, her hubby)? So there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745332
>wurm thinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745191
Dangerously smug cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745191
I like small greenbrowncow more every time I see her
good taste in waifu design my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307
You know it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745631
>Amagi, Tosa
>Akagi, Kaga
>Shinano
perhaps, but it doesn't mean I love them any less

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745631
Fighting for second behind golden fur.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your Pharaoh even call herself that if she doesnt have her own exclusive yacht?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745864
Best dark elf, stil unsurpassed to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745864
Pirotess is pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91321805
Shaaaark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745940
Black sclera and bright yellow iris is absolute best type of eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745971
Black sclera goes well with everything honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745971
I'm more of a fan of red but yellow is good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745971
What about red irises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746072
second place isn't bad. i'm sure gazer is used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746072
Myeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746096
>>35746104

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746096
Jesus christ we need an ice queen in here to handle that burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307
I want cute monstergirl feet to engulf my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746368
This can be yours with the magic of Slime Time™
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69333871

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746400
i think the horned slimes are my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all monster maids are good, even those that need a little help

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746427
But she's gonna get her nectar/pollen all over the house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746472
get some bee maids too, they take care of that sort of thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746427
Fox maids>all other monster maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746368
Trolls have nice big, soft and nice smelling feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746530

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746368

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/abubu_neonanka/status/1416794615324180481/photo/1
Bad Dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746681
I want to fist her hussy and get stuck in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746690
Would smooch and lick

[Anonymous No.]

>"DADDY?"
> next door, jackass

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when your Lamia mother catches your teacher giving you a pat on the head because you got every question right on your homework?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746747
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746698
Sometimes Abubu is fucked up with his fetishes but when he delivers damn did he deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746616
Purely decorative/carnal maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35746616
If she won't clean she won't do anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747064
i wonder about the disgust/envy a kiki feels about such "maids"

[Anonymous No.]

Babe it's 3 am time for you scheduled "assassination"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747064
Ironically gets your house even dirtier with all the loose hair and cum stains

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747244
Yes honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747244
I just pull her into the bed, holding her close to my body and snooze away.

[Anonymous No.]

a kiki with a tiki

[Anonymous No.]

How many fruits should I bring so I can bribe the soldier beetles into letting me bully the pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747244
The foxes are far too good for that game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747377
I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747244
I fucking love bodystocking.

[Anonymous No.]

How 2 mating press ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747459
be gentle and tender to get her flustered

then strike

gently

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747459
simple leverage.
you can put a second seal on her too if you want to be stylish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747459
Flip her on her back. She will be defenseless like a turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747300
They’re easily the worst/second worst part of the game so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307
MONSTER GIRLS ARE FOR cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747498
Smol

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747509
Shogs can be so fucking cute when they want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747655
It comes to them naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747509
>Cuddle shog
>She clones herself so that clone can make breakfast
>Punish her cause if she can clones herself then that clone should also get to enjoy cuddle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747692

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747729
pantyhshots are the best when the girl is visibly embarssed over having them seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747293
a whole bushel, and syrup

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

Anon wins
Fatality

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739118
Sauce please, saucenao doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748024
https://mangadex.org/title/809d2493-df3c-4e72-a57e-3e0026cae9fb

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748078
Imagine being anywhere near a drug slug when you could be hanging out with a wine goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747918
I like to think you get a situation similar to removing a dullahans head where the body acts on instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747692
Dangerously smug shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748204
>"anon, use variation of parameters and expand the wronskian"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748256
THINK FAST

[Anonymous No.]

I already did my reps! I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748280
a fated encounter with the marriage snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748349
You're gonna keep going till you can beat her in arm wrestling. So probably forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748434
Big cow. Strong cow. Soft cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748204
>"p-please I don't drink"
>"sorry sunshine can't hear ya"
>"we're here to PARTY"
>forces another bottle down your throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747692
>>35748252
why is she smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748603
so she can hide her insecurity about strange things and actions she doesn't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748603
She shogtalked one too many shogtimes and now mastah has gone insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>35740152
https://nhentai.net/g/287332/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748688
My man! Thank you, that was driving me crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748033
I want more Wonderland MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748707
I want Cheshire to call me Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748928
What if your name isn't Tom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748931
then you get sad that she keeps forgetting your name

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748931
Well, her name isn't Molly either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748931
To a cat, her husband is Tom, no matter what his birth name is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

if mgs represented decades

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sign up for the monster girl adventuring dating service!
It lets you date still single monster girl adventurers who are looking to retire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749142
Are there any big lady knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749191
In eastern and western varieties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749142
>tfw no one is marrying the mobs

[Anonymous No.]

should try this on a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749263
pretty sure level 1 slimes get all the action

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749263
Look, mobs either get a guy through raiding, dungeons, or they retire and end up in the adventuring service if they got enough levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748603
She's thinking of all the times master performs cunnilingus without knowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749263
More and more adventurers stray from their God-given path to mate with the first level 1 monster they find in the journey.
Why do you think there area ALWAYS slimes everywhere in spite of them being the weakest monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749325
Mating doesn't begin to describe how hard I would take a slime to pound town.
I would doom entire hemispheres to the slime tide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749325
Weak monsters generally breed more than strong monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749386
What is she thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749426

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749266
>>35749266
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749386
Long tails make me happy

[Anonymous No.]

Does the personality of a monster girl change during pregnancy? Are Hellhounds or Ushi-Oni less agressive? Are Automatons more expressive?

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious fox tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749482
No, expect them to be even more crazy due to hormones and that weird desire for pickles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749266
This kills the monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749510

[Anonymous No.]

Worship goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35742641
If only finding a job fast was a real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35745028
I think my taku is broken

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35748707
Id rather the purple one anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749565
Gonna bloat that goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749263
That's obviously not true, no matter how many mobs are defeated, their numbers are endless. Somewhere some fat spider or beast girl queen is just popping them out with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749325
my god-given path is to take control of the cheese bandits (through marriage) and turn it into a real cheese mafia. lots of daughters mean lots of man-power so the sooner i start the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749632
The only thing it is missing is "soulsborne crossover"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749457
>tfw you will never carry around a heat lamp in your bag in case your gator senpai gets cold

[Anonymous No.]

In most spider species the female is significantly larger than the male.

[Anonymous No.]

what best mg for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749908
This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749908
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749908
I'd like to think they would go after shotas cause of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749960
>hang in there!
-Quote from man webbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749969
I'd drink a shota potion and let a big spider do what she wants with me.
>wraps you in webbing, leaving your face and dick exposed
>your face goes into her heaving chest and your dick into her tight pussy
>she pedipalp-locks you while she binds you and her together
>puts on a big trench coat and goes about her day, secretly milking you in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749759
>>35749632
That and "regular dudes with guns rotflstomp women with superpowers an magic"

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta build an entire nation for toads, so that we can have actual toad princesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750029
Yeah, it sucks when you want to kiss a frog but are too afraid she's gonna turn into some human princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749960
Big spiders should have equally big chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750029
Something about this image disturbs me and I can’t place my finger on what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749955
What feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750142
Not gonna lie.
I'd go adventuring, make a load of cash, and just get a bunch of monster maids that have chests that huge.

Be that weirdo count in the kingdom that no one really messes with because, as strange as he is, he's also got a shit ton of money and is around level 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750190

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749908
This is more than acceptable, it is preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750207
>ywn get wrung dry by titty monster paizuri
it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750237
>how monsters interact with short human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750258
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750258
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749632
Was this post made before the expulsion from /a/? I can't find it on Warosu.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that spiders have four pairs of eyes. That means they heart-pupil four times as hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750289
It's a /monster/ post

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750306
/monster/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750258
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750258
And there are people that would stray from our angel overlords to fuck the first slime they fought in the tall grass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749632
>>35750306
This is the post they were replying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750170
Big
Meaty
Tongue

[Anonymous No.]

How do I tell my kunoichi bodyguard that I want her to be the mother of my heirs? Do I even have to tell her? Does she already know?

[Anonymous No.]

Just how nimble are cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750374
send her on a suicide mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750320
The monstergirl board on that other chan. The one with the terminal /pol/ infestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750344
if i could get a holy slime or slime carrier (angel) i would

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750365
It’s one thing to disagree with monsters and portray them as evil, it’s another to be this autistic about it. How did they think any of that was a good idea to write?

[Anonymous No.]

whats her power level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750457
Apparently pretty high, I can't see her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750383
>suicide mission
>its just you asking her out on a romantic date
kunoichis are silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750365
Is that a story from Ao3(think it had the 6th lilim in it)? I remember seeing a story whose summary was suspiciously similar.
Would be good to know so that it can be avoided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750365
Reminded me of a MGE's Lich cuckquean story I stumbled a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750457

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750533
How cuckquean are we talking? Like her husband finds another wife and adds her to his harem or AAAAAH LILIM-CHAN YOUR PUSSY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LICH-CHAN’S HOW CAN UNDEAD WOMEN EVEN COMPETE!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750533
>cuckquean
i still cant see that word without immediately thinking of sayaka.

[Anonymous No.]

i might be retarded
i probably am retarded
but i dont remember if i actually posted this or not but here is an thing i started that im changing the path of
https://ghostbin.com/paste/LsqBN

[Anonymous No.]

>>35747745

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750521
A cursory skimming leads me to believe that yes, it's that story. The author writes nothing but that kind of loveless, cruel femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750506
I vaguely remember seeing this trainwreck mentioned in the past. Any reason why you're posting this? Are you just reposting random shit you find on /monster/?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put an Alp through the emotional roller coaster of motherhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750609
I just find this bit funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750258
Palutena was built to give birth to a dozen of Pit's angel babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750633
Back in the MGU days that was a surprisingly common interpretation. Yes, they thought the Scholar's hyperboles and worst case scenarios weren't grimderp enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35739307

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750730
>The ghouls tell me this is the symbol for 'call me'.
>Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

you will never wakje yp to this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E36rUm0VgAQVE4x?format=jpg&name=large

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750951
needs to be thiccer

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750925
what are you testing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750981
The newest model.

[Anonymous No.]

Good nigh Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that thick snakes are olev, even if they get mad at being called thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750612
As do I. I want to help an alp experience the joys of being a broodmom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751024
Tsuchinokos are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750782
Need an ocean monster to help me get over my fear of the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751024
what about tiny snek

[Anonymous No.]

why does latenight still do it,
I would have given up long ago but he keeps at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>SAVAGE MONSTER GIRL EATS MAN ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751077
Do what? And don't answer "remind me of the babe"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751092
Amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, my mage and knight are looking at me funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751097
>don't answer "remind me of the babe"
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751068
She's also cute and sweet.
She just isn't thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751151
They were on a quest to find an alp. They didn't realize their prize was in front of them all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751168
>looks like the real alps were the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751151
>traveling with women
This is a horrible idea. If you’re gonna make an adventuring party bring only other men. That way you don’t have to worry about them raping you after they get exposed to monster mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751001
I prefer the Y3-T1 model

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751174
This is why I never touch any item in a dungeon without using "Identify." Party members end up grabbing cursed items and turning into alps that I have to keep "fed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751188

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751097
voodoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751157
how about thick love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751204
cursed weapons dont do that, unless they were going to alp anyway, they make you want to give it to your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751224
Do you think I could get a gobbo gf if I study goblin history and culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751244
Now hold her in one hand and fuck her like an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750980

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751244
She has a powerful love, not a thick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750374
She's reading that post over your shoulder as you typed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751250
Not every treasure you find in a dungeon is a cursed weapon, though. Some things are just non-sentient cursed items, like necklaces, circlets, or belts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751265
better

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751272
thick=big love Anon, just like this thick meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751280
>"I saw what you posted on 4monster, aruji-dono. Why are you wasting time with sleep when we could begin proliferating your lineage?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751251
It helps to know goblin culture. They have a lot of different courting rituals, and it's important to be aware of their views on how many goblin wives a single man should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751250
Don't you dare imply my alp wife was gay when she was a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751368
This is only true if you both said "No homo" as she was monsterizing. Those are the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751365
>it's important to be aware of their views on how many goblin wives a single man should have
How many Goblin wives should a 5’10” 215 pound 35 year old man take?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751424
Four, maybe five if one of the has a sister who is still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751294

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751431
Why is my wifemaid there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751492
I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>Intriguing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35750582

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751445
What if I want to take more than five Goblins as wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751492
you open those contextless text images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751563
Then you have to go through the rigorous process of going outside, finding a single goblin, picking her up, and taking her back home. Repeat until the desired number of goblin wives is reached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35749142
Can someone make an application for this? I’m too lazy to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751582
>Repeat until the desired number of goblin wives is reached.
I’m trying to go for Warlord status here. Is 50 a safe number to start with?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, my pp hard when I look at monsters, why is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751365
Tradition is for superstitious chumps. I am going to marry and give all my attention and affection to one goblin girl. If you have a problem, go ahead and sue me. No jury in the world would convict me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751737
Impossible. You'll have to give some of that attention and affection to your many daughters eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751622
>>50
a man can handle at least 200
>>35751365
the right answer is as many he can impregnate at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751763
Parental affection and attention does not count.
We will adopt an older brother for each of my daughters for all their other needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you awake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751822
Good luck keeping them from all instantly recognizing your first son as their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck bees, especially ones called Hibachi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751847

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751847
I only bother with the queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cleanup on Aisle 3

[Anonymous No.]

How to teach schizokiki not everything is shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35751873
christ, think of the honey

[Anonymous No.]

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>>35751895
Kiki, I know you want to look cool and all, but using a nerf gun just makes you look childish.

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>ywn have monster little sister that keeps asking you if she can sleep in your bed, together.

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>>35751942
>adopted ryu both summons and pretends to be afraid of a thunderstorm to get into bed with you
gets em everytime

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>>35751895
but she is shog

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>>35751973
chunni kiki shog

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>>35751895
Scan never

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>>35752000
where can i find a kiki like this?

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>>35751895
use dick until schizokiki is kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>35752000
THICC
BREEDING
KIKI

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>>35752073
MG casinos

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>>35752107
I'm gonna make an honest maid out of casino kiki!

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>>35752074
i do like how monster girl healthcare has some parallels with 1800s-1900s therapy.
girl goes hysterical? make her climax a few times, that'll settle her down.

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>>35752170
>when saying "have sex" is a cureall

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>>35752197

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Sniff.

[Anonymous No.]

Brushing time.

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>>35751942
I'll let her, but no funny business until she's a fully grown woman.

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>>35752228
>"Nurse Unicorn, I think there's some swelling in my penis."
>"Really? Let me che-"

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>>35752334
>wake up tied up and she and her sabbath friends are about to play doctor with you

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>>35742054
>Also she would hear the demon king telling her to find a good husband and breed.

No, wouldn't Joan of Arc hear Chief God Illias speaking to her an NOT Demon Lord Lilith?

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>>35752363
But I thought I tied HER up with the good rope before bed. I'm calling for our momster.

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>>35752505
The capacity to hear God does not stop the Devil from whispering to your ear.
If anything isn’t it sort of common in tales for those favored by God to have the Devil try to sway them in multiple times?

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>>35752575
the fallen god is the one who gathers the wayward sheep

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>>35742054
I think the Fallen God would be more likely to do the whispering. That's pretty much what she does canonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>"C-Can I help you, Officer Mofu?"

[Anonymous No.]

want to fuck nun nerds right about now

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>>35752636
she has her guns drawn already

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>>35752636
She could literally capture thieves by stuffing them in her bra

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>>35752636
>Rule number 1: you gotta be quick.
>Rule number 2: DON'T fall down.
>And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER
LOOK BACK!
>Y'all wish me luck...
>SNATCH AND RUN, Y'ALL!

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>>35749759
>soulsborne crossover
What? Why is even a thing? As much as I adore souls games, I don't see how this is a good idea

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>>35752636
I wanna pull off the greatest heist, stealing her heart

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>>35752636
Imma about to steal a cop, what is the sentence for that?

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>>35752856
Well, the quickest way to her heart is definitely not from the front

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>>35752909
The most rewarding path doesn't have to be the easiest one.

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>>35752636
I would honestly commit a crime to get tackled by her

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>>35752909
says you, just jump up and place the wedding ring on her bust

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>>35752636
What crime(s) do I have to commit to get the heavily muscled and battle hardened SWAT team to kick in my door and aggressively “take me down”?

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>>35753011
be a condom dealer on the level of pablo escobar

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>>35752960
Steal a kiss from her!

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>>35753011
don't pay your taxes for 40 years and call danukis poors

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>>35753069
I'd steal more than that but I would get just horny enough that I edge her and then run. then repeat multiple times each time getting her closer until finally I have a wedding ring on the final time, put it on her and take to my lair to finally do the deed

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>>35752636
>pop a boner
>ya got a lioence for that

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>>35752636
I did it, now I am ready to be handled roughly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrxq5U8SBY

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In accordance to Morgan law 303 all humans are forbidden from ejaculating outside
In accordance to Morgan law 304 you must give your monster partner the minimum of 5 children for the survival of the species
By Morgan law 305, failure to comply with Morgan laws 303 and 304 will legally give the right of your monster partner to rape you as much as wanted and the capacity to summon law 267 to use black magic to boost your libido and allow as many ejaculations as possible. You won’t be able to summon law 268 to force the upper limit of 10 ejaculations in this case.

Drop your pants and start fulfilling law 304 or else your partner will summon laws 305 and 267. Hope you have a good lawyer.

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>amass a large debt with a tanuki
>delay payment as long as possible
>pay debt by selling myself into slavery to dark elves

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>>35753154
Nice try officer. I am a sovereign citizen exercising my god given right to travel, as expressed by the articles of confederation. You can't arrest me for shit so I'll be on my way. Good day.

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>>35753275
Want to see someone try to pull "sovereign citizen" in front of a monster army/extremists. I am sure demons would find it highly amusing.

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>>35748349
Imagine the heat coming off her. You could fry an egg on her abs, or just keep it in the shell and hard-boil it.

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>>35753324
>monster tries to scare anon with her abs
>anon proceeds to jump in her shirt and snuggle into her abs
>win?
I mean who can really win against abs right? haha

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>>35753070
>”I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying my taxes!”
>Danuki furiously masturbates the next door over and crazy Anon and his money issues

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>>35753154
>every man has to register for a hidden weapons permit so that the cops will have a reason to search you for hidden weapons
It’s not fair I tell ya; these laws are meant to keep men down!

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>>35753921
>Taxation is theft! I am a Sovereign Citizen!
>Guehehehe, talk dirty to me boy!

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack tanuki are smug right up until anon wops his fat, fucking wad on their counter.

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A reminder to not be picky, and give a chance to every monster girl that likes You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35753994
>"Shhhhh...."
>"shuch your mouf"

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>>35754016
Reminder that you Need to Take your Meds.

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>>35754016
I'll take the big titty goth

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>>35754016
I feel like goth/genki and tsundere/yandere are mutually exclusive pairs.

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>>35754050
>goth/genki
>mutually exclusive
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerkyGoth

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>>35742574
>Damn, i`m so fucking hate /tg/tards.
>that grammar

Good job fool. Now Hakutaku senpai-sensai is mad at you.

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>>35754058
>tvtropes
Consider suicide.

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>>35754070
Good idea!

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>>35754058
A lot of the "examples" given don't really work. It's like "this character counts because one time they did a thing similar to, but not exactly in line with, this trope."

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>>35754064
>sensai

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>>35754118
sensual senpai aka sensai

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Just feed me to the ghouls

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>>35742036
>According to the Duke of Alençon, Joan's sword was destroyed in Saint Denis, when she lanced it through the back of a prostitute, most probably after the failed attack on Paris. It seems that Joan was in the habit of stiking her sword across the backs of any prostitutes that she would come across; such incidents being reported in Auxerre by Jean Chartier and this page, Louis de Coutes for the stage of Chateau Thierry. Charles VII showed himself to be most displeased upon hearing that the sword had been destroyed, as amongst Joan's companion, the sword was reputed as a somewhat magical weapon, and therefore its' destruction was seen as a bad omen. We have no clue as to what became of the broken pieces.

>-Olivier Bouzy,"Jeanne d'Arc, Mythes et Réalités", Atelier de l'Archer- page 73 et 74

Look! More reasons why The Order (and Illias) will be taken way more seriously if they had a Joan of Arc. Order Joan woulda chase away any monstergirl spies and discussed succs away from Order Camps. Even if it meant breaking her hero sword.

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>>35754087
>well it kinda sorta fits because uuuuh I guess
That's literally how tvtropes work why are you surprised

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>>35754037
Excellent choice.
>>35754030
Thanks Anon, almost forgot.
>>35754050
She can act yandere to the competition, but be tsundere with You. That's pretty common in anime.

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On one hand, I want to do incredibly depraved stuff with a houri, but on the other hand, they seem so pure that I wouldn't want to sully their love with my lustful desires. Would a houri still be able to accept me?

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>>35754016
no

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>>35754156
I don't know much about tvtropes because I don't spend time obsessing over it like some people seem to.

[Anonymous No.]

Making angels fall for your big, corrupt, incubi dick.

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>Order Woman does the anime blank pupil stare
>"Anon, why did you choose those wretched demons over the faith AND me!?"

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>>35754323
Why not tho

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>>35754268
Cleansing incubi by giving them angel babies

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>>35754323
>looks at her diminutive chest and butt
>look over at massive milker, fat ass demon
I wonder why...

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>>35754339
The taint is too strong. Just ask this soon-to-be dark valk.

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>>35754323
You took 20 year chastity vow, you dummy. You thought I was going to wait, when there's a ton of monster pussy prancing around in the woods?

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>>35754365
>You took 20 year chastity vow,
In the middle of war and against an ever growing army of monsters that sounds extremely retarded.

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Order this, incubi that.
I just want a beastgirl for god's sake.

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>>35754415
This, but spidergirl.

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Anon... What did you do?

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>>35754402
So does spending 20 years of training and lots of divine power to empower a single guy, then give him a hot girl "his age", who is forbidden from showing her feelings to him as a companion, and sending that pair straight to Royal Makai. Especially since they already have an entire unit composed of fallen heroes.

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>>35754445
What if Chief God gets off from that? What if she is basically Lalatina?

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>>35754428
>>35754428
Came inside, obviously. I need a large family.

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>>35754479
That's a nice idea for a comic. Maybe I should draw that.

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>>35754323
Because human women are ugly whores and always betray you. Today they love you, but tomorrow they are already tired of you. Their love is short, dumb /tg/tourist.

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>>35739344
Hugs are fine, especially when crying... Just no venomous nibbles without asking first.

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>>35754415
This, but a mindflayer

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>>35754323
You are not a big moo
I belong to big minos, ushis, hakus and holsts

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>>35754445
>Especially since they already have an entire unit composed of fallen heroes.

Wouldn't it already be likely at that point. There are whole entire brigades or regiments in the whole combined Monstergirl Military made of Fallen and Corrupted Order Heroes?

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>>35754654
I think it's canon that they have a brigade of ex heroes in Royal Makai. But I think they mostly pork instead of doing any fighting. I'd search the wiki, but I'm a bit busy now.

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>>35754323
You’re lucky I like you and made a promise to your mom to bring you back home, or else I would’ve stuck my dick in the first slime or mob faced P’Orc we saw!

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>>35750365
This is why am I a little bit afraid when I write about already existing characters, and mostly use ofc donut steeles. For example, the Druella I imagine is not a sadistic bitch who whips you until you bleed from everywhere, but can be gentle and caring too. Now I made 10+ people with this sentence angry, because the Druella in their head is different from the one in mine.

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>>35752849
>What? Why is even a thing? As much as I adore souls games, I don't see how this is a good idea

Oh don't you know? Because Dark Souls and or Bloodborne is all about killing monsters and copious amount of gore and bloodshed! Even if those are not the main things and premise that defines Dark Souls and or Bloodborne.

Also, Dark Souls and Bloodborne good games because hard and difficult and if you think otherwise then you're a games journalist cuckold soiboi!

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Soulsgirl cute

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>>35754883
But they ARE good games even though they aren't actually that hard.
I don't know, to me it all still sounds strange anyway. But then again, writing edgy MGE fanfics is a weird fetish in itself.

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>>35754987
I wonder how long a Living Doll can pretend to be a regular doll with Anon poking and prodding it?

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The day portals opened, the Day of Rape:

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>>35755017
Depends on where he's poking her

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>>35755031
TWO MOONS?

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>>35755058
We're in Tamriel now. Time to reach the understanding of CHIM and disappear.

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>>35755082
I think I'm ready for those potions now.

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>>35754883
>>35754987
Some day I should write a soulsbourne story. The games may be "brutal", but the lore isn't necessarily.
>Instead of le ebin Moonscented hunter, you're just a mook.
>Accidentalied your way into a Cainhurst invitation
>Take the spooky carriage. Crunch around the snow on the ground for a bit, being careful to avoid a whole bunch of fat titty lazy lesser-vampire girls.
>Sneak your way through the servants quarters exploring the eerily well-lit and well-maintained corridors, make your way into some of the Cainhust guest rooms.
>Strangely compelled to enter one room, flick around the past occupant's belongings, touch a book only with your hand to come back bloodied, and the room instantly drops a few dozen degrees
>The whole place is an absolute mess, debris everywhere, the book, a diary in your hand seems nearly cut in half by a blade
>It's a clean cut though, so you're more or less able to read around the gouges.
>It belonged to a scholarly Burgerworth Neet noble, who was called back by her mother to be wed instead of wasting her cake years in some dusty collage.
>Suddenly get the shit scared out of yourself as you feel a presence behind you.
>It's a dullahan-ghost girl, holding her head, with classy spectacles on her face, her luxurious plump body crammed into a dress a few sizes too small
>She 'looks' at you, gaze not entirely actually focused
>Manage to fumble your way out of getting raped by the venegeful spirit, by calling her name and shocking some sentience into her
>She's still a little loopy though, can't really think past the desire binding her to the castle, which is A) her preeminent rage at being pulled back from her books in the college only to get fucking murdered
>But B) to finally find a boy so her mother would shut up and leave her alone
>Solve her problem with your dick like all MG problems are solved
>Alternatively go on an adventure to the ruined burgerworth to get her books and her nerd dairies that she left behind.

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>>35755121
>Instead of le ebin Moonscented hunter, you're just a mook.
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

You smell nice

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>>35750882
I will then show you my cat

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>>35755133
Because being the Moon Scented Hunter implies you actually have shit to do, and doesn't actually allow you much agency in the world. You're there to hunt, that's all. You don't get to be a Djura or a Yuria.

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>>35755235
Everyone has shit to do when an outbreak starts. And if there's none, why even bother with the setting? It's not like haunted castles are anything new or unorthdox.

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>>35755281
So set it between the blood moon and the burning of old Yharnam. The souls worlds are more interesting pre-game anyway. The actual games are kinda boring. Imagine a bustling Irithyl or pre kindling Anor Londo

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>>35755315
Why set it in Yharnam in the first place? What difference would it make if the story took place in a completely separate world that has nothing to do with Bloodborne? I guess there would be less obligatory refrences about eyes on the inside, but besides that, exactly what would change?
You're making the same mistake as people who try to make MGE more 'grounded' or 'realistic'.

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>>35755386
Because it's a soulsborne story you pedantic negro. Fuck. Because you get to write about fucking cainhurst girls or the Dancer in a way that doesn't necessitate engagement with the actual game themes and elements because they're not conducive to smut.

I'm not making any mistake, you're nitpicking stupid bullshit. "hurr why write a story about X if you're not going to include Y?" Because I want a story about x, obviously.

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>>35754739
I don't think anyone reading an MGE fic would object to your personal interpretation of a character unless they're grossly out of line with the setting (i.e. a lilim whoring her husband for money).
In the case of Druella, I see her as comically hedonistic ("That latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams!") and I don't think anyone sees her an an hyper-sadist unless they're convinced she's "the villain of the MGE".

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>>35755436
>Because it's a MGE story you pedantic negro. Fuck. Because you get to write about gutting monster girls or humanity genociding monsters in a way that doesn't necessitate engagement with the actual universe themes and elements because they're not conducive to gore.
Sounds really familiar.

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>>35755454
Yeah, your whataboutery strawman does sound really familiar.

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>>35755463
>strawman
Not really, because that's literally the same argument that people on /tg/ and /monster/ use to justify their edgy MGE fanfics.
I see that you're mad as fuck because someone dared to disagree with you, but come on. No need to seethe that much.
Also
>that doesn't necessitate engagement with the actual game themes and elements because they're not conducive to smut.
Church Executioners slaughtering Cainhurst residents because Church deemed Cainhurst blood to be impur is conductive to smut? Church experimenting on orphans and random people is conductive to smut? People mutating into rabid werewolf creatures is conductive to smut?

[Anonymous No.]

human boys are made to be broken into obedient househusbands and cuddlesluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755436
>the Dancer
Giantessfag go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755532
My vanilla autism is too strong for monster girls. I only respond to deep affectionate hugs and kisses on the cheeks. I'm immune to any heavy sexual advance!

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>>35755562
Who said anything about sex, anon?
you're gonna get stroked, cuddled and kissed until you're addicted and can't ever leave the embrace of your new monster wife.
Vanilla boys are exactly what they want. You're premier monster food.

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>>35755528
>A game and the game's setting are indistinguishable and exactly the same.
Ah yes, the great game developer George RR Martin. It's a perfect parallel to the stupid shit people say to justify something retarded. I should have known, there can be no crossover, you can't touch these settings because they're forever indelibly stained by r1spam gameplay. You literally cannot ever write anything in these settings that doesn't have at a minimum 50,000 words of "and then the hunter pressed r1 again" because that's literally all the game is and to do anything else with the setting is tantamount to what faggots like grigory do to justify their gorewank.

I'm mad as fuck because you're being a faggot, anon. Not because you disagreed with me, but because you're doing it out of some gay whataboutism.
>Church Executioners slaughtering Cainhurst residents because Church deemed Cainhurst blood to be impur is conductive to smut?
Yes, because it's ancillary background setting information that has nothing to do with the story other than to set the stage, and it doesn't even need to be explicitly mentioned for the target audience to already know what's going on.
>People mutating into rabid werewolf monstergirl creatures is conductive to smut?
Where do you think you are? Yes, nigger. It is. Congratulations, you've looped back around to the start of all this, this time leave your autism as the door and enjoy the idea of banging some lonely Cainhusrt ghost ladies.

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>>35755543
Hit her with a shrink ray.

[Anonymous No.]

I am feeling the pain of drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick and exhausted, I wish I can slip into my Shog® Deluxe Mastah Bed and stay there forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755614
>Martin, r1 spam meme, projections
Oof, that's a lot of seething for no reason.
>I'm mad as fuck because you're being a faggot, anon. Not because you disagreed with me, but because you're doing it out of some gay whataboutism.
Yes, you're mad because someone DARED to point out that your idea is not much better or interesting than writing about Druella cucking her husband or some guy killing monstergirls because they are actually evil, you see. Oh no, that's totally different.
>Where do you think you are? Yes, nigger. It is. Congratulations, you've looped back around to the start of all this
So it's ok for the Church to torture and kill people, but we need to change monsters into monstergirls? Why? I thought that's just background setting information that has nothing to do with the story... Unless you meant to say that you have no argument and need to twist my words to make yourself look better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755683
And I want to feel the weight of those minotaur titties on my face.
>>35755611
Most often it backfires and they end up being more dependant on their hubbies affection.

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>>35755721
>Yes, you're mad because someone DARED to point out that your idea is not much better or interesting than writing about Druella cucking her husband or some guy killing monstergirls because they are actually evil, you see. Oh no, that's totally different.
Better tell it to all the porn artists bro, I think that dude that wrote the doujin of fucking the snail girl really missed the memo. You should go enlighten them all on the error of their ways, daring to make porn for a setting. You can find them all not in this thread, if you were so inclined to go looking. You can start at the top of this tab and hitting the X button.
>but we need to change monsters into monstergirls? Why?
Because it's a souldborne monstergirls crossover story. It's kinda in the name buddy. You know, monstergirls. Soulsborne. Put them together, rekejigger a few things. Since we're kinda in the uh, Monstergirl thread, it's a bit obvious which of the settings has more weight in this process, but obviously I have to spell it out, it's the one that has tits and wants to fuck you. I mean that in the sexual way, as in she wants you to insert your penis into her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755736
a mutual dependency wherein you're both addicted to each other's love
every moment not spent with them is just wasted time
>"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755736
>scary muscle monster with black sclera acts cute
oh fuck... How did they knew I'm into that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755763
>still seething and desperately trying to be snarky and funny
Ok, and?
>Because it's a souldborne monstergirls crossover story.
But why are people don't like it when other people write NTR stories set in MGE universe or other soulsborne crossover stories where monstergirls are killed en masse?
Also why do you need to change werevolves, but keep the rest of the background when it, as you yourself said, doesn't affect the story at all?
Can you stop shitting yourself in pathetic attempts at being witty and answer these questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755773
I've got more for You, bro.
>>35755768
>this is how monster marriages work
Human women can't even hope to compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755832
It's really not a competition at all, is it?
What can a human woman offer that a monstergirl can't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755683
Are these cow fairies? What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755855
Normal children

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755855
Hold on let me rummage in /tg/ threads for a second, I'm sure I'll find something to repost

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755925
And why would I want them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755945
>t.Misanthropist

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755945
the responsibility would teach you to not post offtopic images in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755966
>not wanting purely human kids is related to misantropy in any way
doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never need to buy toilet paper ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756004
You use tp?
I've always just washed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756023
You'll never need to wash your ass again with Ms. Akaname. She'll take care of your dirty ass for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755921
Yes, they are indeed cow fairies, kinda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35754143
Joan of Arc was an actual whore. The English did nothing wrong ever and the French smell like butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna shove a bunch of slime cores into a slime to make a slime empress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35755142
You too.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a mommy gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j3mRBqXJSU

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756175
Don't we all, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756004
fuck I'm prime bait rn, havea4jgyn't showered in 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756175
>mommy gf
>when 4chan moves away from the creepy pedo stereotype and lust after grown women
>but still wants to keep the creepy part

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756272
Uh, but being pedo is based? Everyone keep saying this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756236
How? I get itchy if I don't shower twice a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756317
yesterday no power in my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>No monstergirl gf
>>See all friends getting away from me or killing them self
>>Only family left but things are really turning to shit
>>Live alone with a shit job
>>Can only hope to get isekaied but know that is impossible
It's really hard to keep going on lastly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756175
>chronic masturbator phase ends
>the man changes into someone who stares into the abyss and is not afraid anymore
>all he wants is the warmth of another person
>from an absolute degenerate he transforms into the ultra vanilla man

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756385
Go with Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756386
That is a rather common phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756385
Try learning how to draw, or how to play instruments. Only an hour a day can teach You a valuable skill. This is what got me through the lockdowns and my story is pretty simmilar. I hope You'll be fine, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756385
There's no reason to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756445
but there's still so many drawing of titties i have yet to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>35756385
You are like me dude. Shit has gone down, a family member passed away too, which kickstarted a lot of infighting. Writing, lifting helped me somewhat. Even if when I write my hands are shaky from the lifting. Or as >>35756432 suggest try to draw or learn an instrument. I might do one of these too, but I'm 30 soon, so... yeah.

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[Anonymous No.]

MG for this feel?

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>>35756679
cat

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>>35756690
Ochi, obviously.

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>>35756694
i agree

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>>35756385
>Can only hope to get isekaied but know that is impossible
How do you know if you never tried it? I bet all your friends who killed themselves are enjoying harems in isekai. You should do it too

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>>35756749
This
It's not like you have anything to lose, take the chance

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how do I make a holst go moo?

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>>35756818
Pet her head, cuddle with her, milk her. Whenever she is excited or feels safe she will go moo.

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>>35756818
Poke her right in her big nipples.

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>>35756749
>>35756769
Don't do this shit.

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>>35756818
How do I make a MINO go moo?

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>>35757061
mess around with her inverted nipples

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>>35757058
t. evil demonlord who is afraid of anons isekaing and kicking his ass

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>>35756690
Ochi's the obvious one but Lizardman works too.

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>>35757061
ask her very nicely while she's raping you good and hard
you might get a moo when she finishes

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>tfw waifu has a fetish for mindbreaking
>tfw have a fetish for being mindbroken
>tfw scared/ashamed of it
At her most sadistic, she'll go for it. And I can't tell if she's joking. But at least the aftercare is good.

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>>35757061
Demon Lord doesn't want You knowing this, but Minos, Hakus and Ushis are just dressed up Holsts. Stay frosty.

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>>35755683
Cute, you got a place where you post more art?

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>>35757188
>tfw scared/ashamed of it
Nothing a little mindbreaking won't solve.

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>>35757061
go for the backdoor

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>>35757282
She doesn't want to fully break me, because she likes the cool and collected me, along with the proud and arrogant me.
But on the other hand, she also likes the meek and helpless me.

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>>35753254
>○Madness Enhancement A+
Barghest appears to have no mental abnormalities, but she must ■■■■ on a regular basis.
>After being assailed by this impulse, if it is not resolved promptly, she will go mad and turn into a Berserker who will slaughter everything indiscriminately, over and over again.
I GOT THIS COACH

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>>35757514
>big breasts and those abs
F-Fuck