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>> No.35757542

Join the Sabbath.

>> No.35757579

>tfw ywn make cowid 19 and make flatties nonexistant

>> No.35757592

Tanuki fear pest proof garbage cans

>> No.35757597
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She also has thick thighs made for head crushing but that picture isn't doing them justice by hiding them in the water.

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Repasta for new bread, was wondering if the artist had more stuff, I like how this looks

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>> No.35757627

I am of the opinion that Big fairies are cuter than the small ones

>> No.35757651
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hello, did something very quick lastnight,

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>> No.35757678

think ya fucked something up

>> No.35757689
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He did draw some stuff for the thread in the past, but I don't know what nick he goes by if he has some place where he uploads his things.

>> No.35757720

Is there any hope against lilims? Do you just pray your not chosen as they prey and raped into oblivion?

>> No.35757725
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Burning the midnight oil, doing research on that most elusive of topics. Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>> No.35757738

there is,just gotta make them spill their spaghetti heavily

>> No.35757853

Maybe you'll get lucky and catch the eye of a lovey-dovey romantic. If you're unlucky, you could be targeted by a sadist that is looking for the most amusing and capable toy/cum-pump.

>> No.35757874

Yup, most have never interacted with a man due to them being neets and just are seeing the world for the first time

>> No.35757892

It’s the same principle of hag kitsunes. The further they stray from the average the more desperate and cuter they are.

>> No.35757928

Yuuki onna doujin go translated

>> No.35757931

aren't all foxes hags?

>> No.35757965

I’m sure the ones with 1~2 tails aren’t. Necessarily.

>> No.35757978

lol very nice

>> No.35757979

>inb4 fox hags hiding their age and the sabbath come in to play

>> No.35758009
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A fox with 2 tails is 100 years old. Minimum.

>> No.35758046

young hags

>> No.35758086
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I'll link to my portfolio if I ever complete the oc doujinshi

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>> No.35758129
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Are lilims spoiled due to being royalty or are the DL and her husband more like tiger parents? I know the Queen of Hearts was spoiled but she seems to be fairly unique even amongst lilim

>> No.35758151

Cute, but why she's in a bikini? Not that I'm complaining.

>> No.35758174

yes, inverted. inverted are my favorite. Nothing beats inverted nipples

>> No.35758175

I asked an anon if they want a bikiki

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>> No.35758214

Do you think lilims gets stressed out on whether they can live up to their hype?

>> No.35758218
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Her hugs must be unbelievably soft

>> No.35758224

yes, but I wouldn't be able to hug back

>> No.35758227

>they tie their tails together to make it look like they just have a few big ones

>> No.35758236

Maybe, or maybe they BURN YOU WITH LUST

>> No.35758246

Nice, can't wait. Love the moo fairy!

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>> No.35758385
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Sea slimes could really benefit from a profile art upgrade

>> No.35758494

>raped into oblivion?
>"I don't know you and I don't care to know you"

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>> No.35758502

i am gonna make a law so hags get fucked, if a hag finds a single man, the man can't refuse her and must give up. any man who doesn't is thrown to extra old rape pits

>> No.35758552

>walk by the main square
>take a gander inside
>it's just a very embarrassed loli bapho, ashamed that everyone in town now knows she's extra old

>> No.35758756

where do men belong?

>> No.35758842

West Virginia, mountain momma...

>> No.35758850

I belong to no one.

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>> No.35758886

u belong to your wife, slut

>> No.35758906

Ah good, seems like anon is still up for grabs.
Who will get to him first? The succubus? maybe the werewolf? Who knows

>> No.35758908
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It's a two way street right, so unmarried old hags can't refuse my advances

>> No.35758933
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males belong with their face buried in boobs or butt or arms or abs

>> No.35758985
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Men belong to no one. Monsters belong to men.

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>> No.35759158

>tfw ywn tell a strict old hag to have sex with you to shut her up

>> No.35759177
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how 2 wake up lazy pharaoh?

>> No.35759211
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>ywn shut her up anyways because even hags need to know her place

>> No.35759255
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Man belongs under the strong arm of his wife.

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>> No.35759375

Snakegirl's hips swaying is straight up hypnotic, I tell you

>> No.35759418
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She can play with my flute, if you know what I mean.

>> No.35759421

Pour a bucket of cold water on them.

>> No.35759452

What happens if you live in monster territory but don’t want to have sex?

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>> No.35759494
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That's a paddling

>> No.35759495

Like all treasure, they belong underneath dragons.

>> No.35759512

Well you know what they say, can't spell Ocelomeh without Meh

>> No.35759514
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Asexuality is treatable in monster lands.

>> No.35759528

*coughs on you*

>> No.35759535

it isn't a question that you want to, you will have sex even if you don't want it

>> No.35759555
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Inside succ clothes

>> No.35759568
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My penis in painfully hard.

>> No.35759570

You alp

>> No.35759631
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One long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down! And that goes nowhere just for show!

>> No.35759634

We need more monsters being protective over their loved one

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>> No.35759648

>inb4 she is outta breath everytime she leaves due to being neet

>> No.35759674

So what have monster girls done to you that made your life better and worth living?

>> No.35759713
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It's hard to explain

>> No.35759718
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I enjoy consuming MG content like novels, games, manga and fan stories. It's cute and wholesome.

>> No.35759728

>test for ms hakus class
>q1. What is X in 5+x=9
>put apply dick
>q2. If x=2+2, then X=?
>all answers I put are all about sex
>not one answer is about math
>On the whole test, the answers spell, "have sex, you old sweaty virgin"
Am I getting an A on my math test?

>> No.35759748

I don't even think you'll get a lewd punishment

>> No.35759763

I was told by a cheshire that this was how you got an A

>> No.35759767

You know that banner featuring a /fit/ post where Anon says working out made him feel worthy of masturbating to attractive characters in hentai? Wanting to be worthy of your MG wife is motivating.

>> No.35759819

made me draw and lift

>> No.35759841

No, that's how you get detention. And it just so happens, cheshire gets detention all the time. Coincidence? Highly unlikely.

>> No.35759868

I've made friend I'd never have met before. I don't have anyone irl that would take time to talk to me, but I've found plenty who would love to through monster girls.

>> No.35760048
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Touch the cow.

>> No.35760087

Alright, I'm touching her hooves, now what?

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>> No.35760124
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I am coming around to spider girls

>> No.35760173

Ok so when are you gonna start coming INSIDE the spider girls?

>> No.35760193
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>> No.35760204
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>You heard of the Exodar?
>I will show you the SEXodar!

>> No.35760216

I would love too but I need to learn how to do the breeding dance right

>> No.35760267
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You're no goat. Begone!

>> No.35760273

I get it, I need to breed pointy-eared girls.

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Muffle rap music in the distance. Something about human boys.

>> No.35760356

I'm just getting flashbacks to the first encounter with Night Elves in WC3...

>> No.35760367

>spider girl minding her own business in forest
>hears rustling in nearby bush
>few ropes of cum shoot out of the bush and splat to the ground
>rustling stops
>spider girl is very confused

>> No.35760380

That's what your kindly spider onee-san is for. She'll show you just what to do...

>> No.35760381

>misson failed

>> No.35760393

>entire forest now has your scent
better hope the spider snatches you first

>> No.35760395
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Spiders are fucking great
Fucking spiders is great

>> No.35760400

ah, yes. the proto-pussysquid

>> No.35760425

You just gracefully fall into her webs with a rose in your mouth and wiggle your eyebrows furiously

>> No.35760430

May I have a source

>> No.35760464

She isn't a succ, just a computer virus

>> No.35760468

Is gazer a cunny?

>> No.35760486
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She is the best.

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>> No.35760496

what if I nut enough to fill a cup then sleep

>> No.35760498

No. The profile Gazer is just a bit short.

>> No.35760573
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you'll attract a beeg predator(s)

>> No.35760625

Imma just wrap myslef like a burrito and also put a sign that says, "one anon burrito"

>> No.35760665

I'm staying up late watching youtubepoops again, I can feel the Cheshires overtaking me.
It's a good pain.

>> No.35760673

this close to satanic perfection, this close

>> No.35760745
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>tfw ywn see this in the morning

>> No.35760801

Why is that dog moving at incredibly high speeds?

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>> No.35760825

why isn't she, theres a hubby just waiting to be taken by surpise

>> No.35760826

>Answering everything correctly.
>Writing on the test paper that you're asking for her nectar and/or milk instead of a grade.

>> No.35760840

I'd be fucking Yukari first thing in the morning as Reimu is just waking up to get the shrine ready.

>> No.35760855

is that an udder?
I want to take home one.
Thank god. I'm forever safe.

>> No.35760867
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Apophis oyakodon. That is all

>> No.35760871

go on, Im interested

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>> No.35760917

I like the way the black and red complement one another.

>> No.35760978

Black and gold is my favorite combination
Very cute snake.

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You take over the pharaoh's kingdom and you apophis' adoptive mother comes to congratulate you both. You can clearly tell she wants to experience what her daughter has to live in luxury and bully that old fat hag of a pharaoh who thwarted her plans since she was her daughter's age. It's up to you if you want to make her dreams come true and make her feel 200 years younger

>> No.35761023

I wanna fall asleep in an apophis' stomach

>> No.35761026

Where is the harpy breeding sim, Hatch?

>> No.35761136
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I'm listening to Finnegan's Wake as an audiobook. If this doesn't grant me the Insight to see the Monsters, nothing will.

>> No.35761167

When's Reimu's turn? I mean, she's not a youkai, but...

>> No.35761183

She deserves to be pamper and loved. I hear they are very weak to handholding and being told they are beautiful

>> No.35761190
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What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gagging fishygods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu Ualu Ualu! Quouauh!

>> No.35761232

You meant on, right?

>> No.35761237
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You ever worry that the onee-sans might be plotting something?

>> No.35761249

She'd be too busy working.

>> No.35761261

I have been waking up sore more often and I also feel funny when I see her now. I don't remember my life before them either

>> No.35761295

>Finnegan's Wake
James Joyce can eat my ass

>> No.35761311

>Oh yes, yes my dear! Such a pungent odor!
- actual quote from James Joyce

>> No.35761339
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>> No.35761359
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James Joyce confirmed as h'orc

>> No.35761407
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Onee-san is a nice person, so i thrust her.

>> No.35761445

Unfinished and forgotten, probably.

>> No.35761468
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just nutted to this image while edging

>> No.35761483
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Your mail-order catgirl has arrived

>> No.35761484

>tewi with tits

>> No.35761488
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Mander shower sex for the Anon who requested it. It came out as a shorter story, and I thought using my previous characters is a good idea, but if you want to, I can rewrite it, or more like make an entirely new stuff.

>> No.35761494

This isn't my brand!

>> No.35761499
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Be honest, would you try it?

>> No.35761509

I ordered a fox hag wife, not a cat

>> No.35761510

You're doing a lot of work, don't burn yourself out.

>> No.35761581
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I'd use it to play fetch with a hellhound.

>> No.35761591

remind me what is that? Is it the potion that allows you to have a new first time with your wife

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It's probably a prank, but she really liked it when you said that anyway.

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>> No.35761718

>Tewi not being short.

>> No.35761719

I want to devolve into a mindless rutting beast by having a pack of werewolves and downing this potion as often as possible

>> No.35761733
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The duality of man.

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>> No.35761777

As long as you guys enjoy it I'm happy, it also keeps me pushing for more.

>> No.35761786

What is it?

>> No.35761787

Is becoming a mindless beast really that different from what happens with fallen god monsters like dark angels?

>> No.35761794

Yes furfaggot

>> No.35761828

What if i just drink half of it to match with my beastmonstergirl?

>> No.35761841

I think some things shouldn't be talked about. even if they are in setting

>> No.35761846

I would fuck any of the sith monster girls.

>> No.35761864

Why not jedi?

>> No.35761868

>Wife gives you one of these so you can engage in some domination loss

>> No.35761873

This is why you don't want this stuff to get more popular, it attracts faggots

>> No.35761880

They are not hairy enough.

>> No.35761892

Kinda disappointed that KC didn't draw it in the current demo. You sorta just play pretend.

>> No.35761899

>attracts faggots
>literally just talking about things that are already in the setting
Sounds like you should be pissed off at KC, not the fans. Technically it’s his fault for attracting these “faggots”

>> No.35761913
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I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door-knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

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>> No.35761929

that's barely monster girl related, take your hypertrash to /d/

>> No.35761930

Nice white spot. I just grab you with my new strength and throw you towards one of the unmmaried lonely beastgirl if you come near me.

>> No.35761943

I would prefer to drink the Tentacle potion.

>> No.35761945

Faggots are gays, no? I just want to fuck monster girls including Cait Sith and Cu Sith too!

>> No.35761986

Furshit has never been tolerated here, "already in the setting" isn't a valid excuse.

>> No.35761992

I would drink anything my cheshire wife gives me because I trust her

>> No.35762002

>Furshit has never been tolerated here
I mean I've heard people say that wizard village was a good manga here , that has to count for something

>> No.35762091

Maybe if they have a dragon version.

>> No.35762257
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Don't talk to cheshires in storm drains.

>> No.35762269

you cant stop me, orderfag

>> No.35762270

>but she said she had the best CPUs for free down there

>> No.35762324

She lied, there was only rape down there.

>> No.35762329

She did, it was cat processing unit

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>good boy~

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>> No.35762403

nyanomachines, son

>> No.35762408

She is my only friend tho

>> No.35762453

Why are vampires the best monster girl?

>> No.35762455
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No, I mean inside

>> No.35762498

>lonely bloood soaked coomer haggy hands wrote this post

>> No.35762520
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>> No.35762547
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>> No.35762574

how can you tell if a monster is a coomer who flicks her bean way too much

>> No.35762580

>but incredibly frustrating to be around
Conflicted boner

>> No.35762584
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They aren't even the best undead.

>> No.35762595

I'd only prefer a wight over being a hag vamp's blood bag if she pretended to be a zombie so I could spoil my cute dumb wife.

>> No.35762606

But do I bully a wight still pretending to he a zombie? Vampires are easy to bully making them better

>> No.35762627

No, you don't bully cute zombie(wight) wife. You bully vamps because haughty monsters deserve bullying.

>> No.35762635
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Echidnas only want one thing and its disgusting

>> No.35762638

>how can you tell if a monster is a coomer who flicks her bean way too much
She has extreme fetishes

>> No.35762641

How do i catch a vamp to bully?

>> No.35762657

like handholdin?

>> No.35762664
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Big bloodbags.

>> No.35762665

Go into a castle and yell "I know you're here, Draculina, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money."

>> No.35762669
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I love my big strong wife!

>> No.35762673
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Not big enough.

>> No.35762675

Like theriomorphosis or tentacle potions, probably. I imagine those would be considered extreme or weird

>> No.35762679

Oh yeah? Well, I love MY big, strong wife!

>> No.35762681

>See monster girl working the streets, a whoring herself out
>She's a former human girl who worked as a whore
>See she offers her services for cheap
Suppose it's just a one-off with no strings attached, would you go for it?
Would she need to be of a certain species for you to go for it?

Be warned, if you say the wrong thing or take her to your place for the fuck or suck, she'll never leave.

>> No.35762685

>don't bite
but you bite me every night

>> No.35762693

No, I actually mean /d/ stuff.

>> No.35762695
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I want to be bitchslapped by a shortstack but really muscled Minotaur, really, really hard in the face, then pulled into a kiss and dragged to a room to be raped into becoming her husband.

>> No.35762696

My wife could beat up your wife!

>> No.35762699

>sticking your dick in whores
Nope, my virginity is reserved for my wife and nobody else

>> No.35762700
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I love my big soft wife!

>> No.35762708

Mamono would do this for sure.

>> No.35762716
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My wife worships Ares. She has GOD on her side.

>> No.35762738
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Small or big no mamono could resist to sit in her husband's lap!

>> No.35762757

Yea, but my pelvis and legs wouldn't survive it

>> No.35762765

I want to sit in a big Jinko's lap

>> No.35762766
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Well i'm durable, so i would survive it!

>> No.35762768
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You'll be fine.

>> No.35762786

I can't resist sitting in my 8ft gf's lap and getting headpats

>> No.35762788
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That is perfectly fine too. Big mamono's also like their husband in their lap too.

>> No.35762823

god I just want to curl up next to a big girl by the fireplace and get lots of headpats

>> No.35762842
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That is very nice. But i myself would like to be her "big" spoon from time to time.

>> No.35762922

>Been having thoughts about my waifu being way crueler than she should be
Feels bad

>> No.35762923
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How do I power bottom when getting raped by an ushi-oni

>> No.35762933

insult her stamina and call her a quickshot

>> No.35762943

You don't. She's too strong and heavy, and you'll be tied up. Just accept your fate as a living cumpump for a spidercow

>> No.35762955

fatty spider cow

>> No.35762972

insult her ability to make you cum

>> No.35762974

You can't. You're just a mere human male. When caught by a monster, there is nothing you can do but struggle, and weep, and pathetically moan, and let out everything you've saved up.
It's the natural order of things. The weak become nourishment for the strong.

>> No.35762985

It's not even fat. The spider half is just so big and bulky. That chitin body is going to be heavy just because of its composition. Not to mention, she's got multiple legs to hold your already tied-up body in place. You will cum deep inside her. You don't have a choice.

>> No.35762992

Imma still gonna piss her off so she can fuck me harder

>> No.35763004

>Imma still gonna piss her off so she can fuck me harder

>> No.35763040
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How would a weak little human manage to do something like that? If you want her to fuck you harder, then the answer is simple.
Become a splendid and delicious little morsel that always puts out when a girl gets rough with him. Be addicted to defeat at her hands. Save up everything you can, only to let it out when the two of you cross paths.

>> No.35763045
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Impregnate vampires.

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What does "<3" sound like?

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>> No.35763081

limit broken mofu can make any man an addict with a single huff

>> No.35763082
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>> No.35763087

doki doki waku waku

>> No.35763160

A sweetly sinister giggle. Remember it well, human. Learn to associate it with your one and only purpose and life.
Let it become a poison, reducing your brain to jello and your limbs to mush. But feel free to keep struggling. Some girls are into that.

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Need fake names that also sound like pickup lines when anubis census worker comes for me

>> No.35763270

Just go AWOOOOOGA in their general direction

>> No.35763271

Alright so it's nice to hear that some people had their lives changed in some way big or small thanks to monster girl, but what i wanna know is what makes this so interesting, why do you like monster girl anon?

>> No.35763336

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeats
Punt Speedjunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Balt Van der Huge
Thick Mick run Fast
Blast Hardcheese
Puffs Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Smash Lambchop
Punch Rochgroin
Stump Junkman
Dick Hardpeck
Crud Bonemeal
Bigg Mclarge Hueg

>> No.35763363
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I've been thinking about this alot, what is the best way to use monsters in order to get cryptocurrency? By the method I've made in mspaint. Thanks in advance, this has been my ted-talk.

>> No.35763376

fuck crypto

>> No.35763402


>> No.35763406
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>Ushis are unstoppable rape machines that'll turn you into a cumpump
Explain this image then extremists

>> No.35763407

>she asks if there's any children in the household
>a pregnant pause passes between you
>she steps inside and locks the door
>anubis work was late this day

>> No.35763423

she's got to pay her husband's hospital bills somehow. broken pelvis can't be raped away

>> No.35763480

That's the game plan.

>> No.35763485
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Thank you anon but I didn't know she was married and presumed I was lying to a census worker for malicious reasons and got a month in the snake pit after explaining it was a joke to the pharaoh

>> No.35763576
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You cannot survive this

>> No.35763591
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Come inside the snake pit.

>> No.35763596

everyone go on without me, i'll slow her down

>> No.35763608

throw me into the hag pit please

>> No.35763618

Hot hellcore fluff

>> No.35763622
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Do you mean "cum inside" the snake pit?
And I already did as you can see

>> No.35763634
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first thing I'm gonna do when i get to not-egypt is to run to the pharaoh's castle and jump into the snake pit

>> No.35763678
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>> No.35763755
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How do I break it to the ancient evil final boss I did all the dlc first and she isn't a challenge?

>> No.35763801

sweep her off her feet and take her to bed for some snuggling

>> No.35763809
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What's up, dawg?

>> No.35763948


>> No.35763968

The streets is cold, dawg.

>> No.35764003
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>> No.35764026

>videos of jinkos with go-pros on their head raping men.
Fucking golden.
Nukis wish they had it this good.

>> No.35764203

I love this meme
it has it's own tag in my hydrus
at least, it will when i get around to tagging anything

>> No.35764207
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even rape machines can have good sides

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>> No.35764255

I would fat doughragons

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>> No.35764283

I would eat a fat doughragon's doughnut.

>> No.35764303
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>> No.35764322

Anon no!
Even the metallics will rampage if you do that!

>> No.35764327

meaty monsters are best monsters

>> No.35764359

Ushis have no bad sides, excess passion is no crime.

>> No.35764423
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w i d e

>> No.35764458

Would you warm her up?

>> No.35764474

ushi oni at her parole hearing
>it turns out, under certain circumstances excess passion is a crime

>> No.35764489
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I want to build golems out of rare gems and precious metals for my dragon wife.

>> No.35764499

Consider the humble Living Doll:
>Absolutely minimal living expenses, no need for food or additional housing
>Low 'relationship demands', happy to just be used and appreciated
>Highly concealable to the outside world
Perfect for the lonely NEET autist who wants minimal shakeup in his lifestyle

>> No.35764511

Of course, dawg

>> No.35764522

How small is she, what style is she wearing, and how open is she to extra stuffing

>> No.35764524
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Teasing a tall holstaur by hiding right in front of her beneath her boobs, because she can't see you thanks to her massive milkers.

>> No.35764576

Living Dolls come in a large variety of bodyshapes and clothing styles
Hmmm. Are you sure a Bogey isn't what you're looking for?

>> No.35764585

Nope, still going with a living doll.
Maybe one in an elegant, gothic style with massive breasts

>> No.35764604
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thicc kiki

>> No.35764628

alt varieties include: ragdoll, a fairy cosplaying a living doll and a parasite slime that's puppeting an empty shell

>> No.35764647
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Good method to avoid vamps

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>> No.35764672

>your mg heard thunder for the first time
>her face

>> No.35764674
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Don't cheat on your wife

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>> No.35764678

>hot glue random rocks and scrap metal together to get cute golem wife
I like that plan

>> No.35764755

Anubis is so punctual that...

>> No.35764758

ugh i do not care for her.

>> No.35764764

she showed up early for her own funeral

>> No.35764767
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Nightmares would also work pretty well honestly
>only appears in your dreams
>content with just visiting you every night
>intense sex with no cleanup because dream
And you only have to interact with them in the real world if you set a trap for them and attack them. Otherwise you get to enjoy comfy dream sex with a hot babe without much interruption to your daily life

>> No.35764777
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mofu wofu

>> No.35764781
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When you grew up in Hell, not a lot compares to the seismic activity there.

>> No.35764809
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When is KC gonna introduce an MG with four or more arms?

>> No.35764861

what if she gets dream pregnant with a dream baby and you got to raise your dream family?

>> No.35764893

Big kiki for big CLACKs

>> No.35764910

I want to be a spider's fly

>> No.35764932

I don't get this meme

>> No.35764942
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This. I need the GOOD hugs. I want to feel all those hands running over my body.

>> No.35764951
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Dude put those things away
The are like, children, here

>> No.35764960

the children need their milk

>> No.35764964
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what's she up to?

>> No.35764969

>shota anon getting a raging boner in the corner

>> No.35764970

All meidos need large, milky breasts with which to feed the mastah's kids.

Plans far beyond mortal ken.

>> No.35764971

getting some lewd books

>> No.35764988
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soon to be more in 9 months

>> No.35764990
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As if they could be hidden.

>> No.35765000

me and I want milkies now

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>> No.35765028

Twin catgirl maids, one shortstack and one tallflat with a huge ass.

>> No.35765036
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>elves continue to claim they aren't genetically built for breeding, despite objective reality

>> No.35765049

Time to put them to the test

>> No.35765050
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>> No.35765072
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>listening to elves
>not just breeding them

>> No.35765075
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I'd like to test my hypothesis that the more "man-hating" an elf is, the more concentrated their fertility is.

>> No.35765076

>lemon shark
thats a cute name for them.

>> No.35765100

I aslo have a theory that the older they are, the more kids she can have in a single birth

>> No.35765108

How does one trigger ovulation in elves

>> No.35765112
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another comm done. artist's pretty good with monochrome pics, glad I asked for one

>> No.35765113


>> No.35765119

i think you're supposed to pin them in compromising positions and yell get pregnant at them

>> No.35765122

Exist in close vicinity to an elf. It triggers an intense aching in any elf's womb that can only be resolved by filling them with more semen than they believed was possible for their womb to hold.

>> No.35765126

no no no, what does it is you making fun of them and bullying them sexually

>> No.35765127

Your gote is very cute

>> No.35765128

Wow. This looks like a panel from an actual manga.

>> No.35765159
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You arrive home and see a Kobold you don't know huddled up in your blanket and sleeping in your bed. What do you do?

>> No.35765162

it costs you nothing to not post cringe

>> No.35765169

hug her as I sleep in my small bed and wake up early to make us breakfast

>> No.35765186

>tfw no hell chihuahua shortstack gf

>> No.35765195

Anon you ask for too much. You can't handle a normal hellhound. What makes you think you can take a condensed ball of hatred and sexual aggression?

>> No.35765211

It just that she would be too cute to say no to

>> No.35765217
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Being a single kitsune hag larping as as jk in a highschool must be hard

>> No.35765221

>tfw no beeg(relatively) tibetan mastiff shortstack gf

>> No.35765241

gonna be sniffing them out like bloodhounds

>> No.35765255

>uses illusion magic to appear as a high school girl
>sometime accidentally drops her spell in front of her bf, reverting into a milfy hag who's curves are bursting out of her school uniform

>> No.35765267

I would make her go as how she really looks

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>> No.35765292

oerfect for bumming rushing you and raping you as a group

>> No.35765306

But anon, you'll get two responses. The students will wonder why there's an older woman dressed in their school's uniform attending class, and the teacher will wonder why her great-aunt is dressed in their school's uniform attending class.

>> No.35765309

Another shark week spent without an overly possessive and proud shark girlfriend.

>> No.35765314

ok, and why should I care?

>> No.35765323

She'll die of embarrassment.

>> No.35765343

she'll live and this is why she should be honest, so stiff like this doesn't happen, also it makes me hard seeing her barely being able to fit the uniform

>> No.35765362

Be sure to wear a face shield to protect against death by flying buttons.

>> No.35765369

I am also gonna make her talk like when she was acting as an jk

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>> No.35765381

how is big her tar-i mean yukuta

>> No.35765395
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Small dogs are objectively worthless.

>> No.35765405

that's not nice to say about your daughters

>> No.35765422

take a whiff of wifes pussy for an extra test boost when you go lift, sniff for a minute at minimum

>> No.35765443
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Post images that are the very epitome of monster girls who would say "Boya~"

>> No.35765446
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it's not about the size of a girl, it's about the size of her thighs

>> No.35765447

But then I'll be too horny to lift.

>> No.35765457

use that energy dumbass to lift more so you can smash your wife pussy harder

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>> No.35765475

But she's just going to encourage me to fuck her right then and there. I won't even get the chance to lift.

>> No.35765484

a decent substitute is having a heavy wife to lift

>> No.35765495

you are a man, right. No one said it was gonna easy, it will the fuck feel even better if you smashed all your prs that day

>> No.35765498

What would being hell versions do to dog girls? I can't imagine a little cavalier king charles spaniel Hellkobold being mean and aggressive at all.

>> No.35765506

Well, my wife is quite big and heavy. Even lifting her tits is a bit strenuous.

>> No.35765525

she will be aggresively cute

>> No.35765543

suprised there isnt a hell-arachne type thing

>> No.35765552

add some tentacles and what do we get?

>> No.35765555
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there is one

>> No.35765557
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Oh, really?

>> No.35765559

No, that is zipangu spider.
Completely different

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>> No.35765573

clearly a cow

>> No.35765594

no, she a cute

>> No.35765636
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We have this

>> No.35765638
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damn right she's cute

>> No.35765647

Being rude just gets you pelvis crushed flatter.

>> No.35765678

and they're both excellent, but wheres the FIRE

>> No.35765680
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need cow gf

>> No.35765684

Lot of spider sluts in this thread.

>> No.35765693

we are caught in their web like the weak flys we are

>> No.35765694

>he doesn't want to be a spider's burrito daki

>> No.35765705 [SPOILER] 
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>doesn't want this
its ok to have poor taste anon

>> No.35765714

jesus christ, nearly got the 'beetus from that pic

>> No.35765722
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Your loss.

>> No.35765726

monster sluts in general, of all shapes and sizes
we got hellhound sluts, [REDACTED] sluts, JINKO'D.COM sluts, spider sluts, snake sluts, abyssaluts, cow sluts
you name it

>> No.35765727
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Fresh milk daily.

>> No.35765734

they're pretty cute. atlach got me a bit conflicted though because she's cuddleable but i don't want to be a chaos tentacle spider.

>> No.35765743
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>> No.35765793

I will be featured on the front page of raped.com in one of the largest reverse gangbang and I will be aheagoing with double peace signs

>> No.35765820
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I want to spend a day next to a lilim's beautiful calves, panting like a dog, having my chin stroked and head patted.

>> No.35765822

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, remember that threesomes with tall, buff monster girls is where its at.
The muscle sandwich.

>> No.35765828

beef +sausage+ beef

>> No.35765844

no bread, just beef

>> No.35765861

all that beef is making my mouth water

>> No.35765872

does your wife wear crocs?

>> No.35765877

minotaur = beef sausage
p'orc/h'orc = pork sausage
vampire = blood sausage
lilim = white sausage
kikimora = kielbasa
nurarihyon = smoked sausage

>> No.35765878

When at home and no one's looking but me, yes

>> No.35765879

As long as they have some cushioning on their chest, ass, and stomach, then I'll gladly be the filling in that sanwdwich.

>> No.35765884

Her feets are too big and fluffy for shoes

>> No.35765912

Grounds for divorce.

>> No.35765915

But would she be a real threat, or is she all bark and no bite, and would be weak when you pick her up?

>> No.35765918
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>big monster wakes up and rolls out of bed
>anon is pressed into a human-shaped dent in the mattress

>> No.35765937

>and has a boner harder that the strongest steel

>> No.35765938

Don't respond to off-topic garbage

>> No.35765949

>anon looks flattened
>big waifu picks him up and gives him a kiss
>anon blows up like a balloon and is ready for the day

>> No.35765980

Can you redirect me to the friendliest fox around? I just want a fox to befriend, not to wife.

>> No.35766035
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>Okay, get in.

>> No.35766039
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all foxes are friendly, some more than others

>> No.35766091
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I want a warm, squishy beastgirl to sleep on.

>> No.35766109

Damnit, every day I curse this existence where I'm not a big monster's precious little husband.

>> No.35766117

I want to live in an MG world and having that guy's density and also maybe his bishounen looks :'(

>> No.35766127

very soft cat

>> No.35766167

>tfw ywn be the big lug for your nerd wife

>> No.35766168

The only ones that are even relatively okay are the white goat one that ignores the usual sabbath nonsense and focuses on magical research and maybe the medical one.

>> No.35766170

>tfw ywn be the dork to your huge bitch wife

>> No.35766171

I'd rather be the nerd husband of a big lug wife

>> No.35766180

I want to be a small lug with big nerd wife

>> No.35766200

so you are small, strong and dumb while your wife is somewhat strong but much smarter than you?

>> No.35766203


>> No.35766214
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my bad, have a cute fox as an apology

>> No.35766230
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>It's the same thing

>> No.35766241

>monster girl getting STRONK for hubby

>> No.35766277

I've seen a few pics of this one. Are you responsible for this?

>> No.35766304
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>Highly concealable
I'm not gonna hide my wife

>> No.35766335

Then the world can thank me for finally releasing Bloodborne 2.

>> No.35766396
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Boys never expect The Grab.

>> No.35766401

Learnbirb of the forest, what is your wisdom?

>> No.35766403

Biggus Dickus

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>> No.35766433

The fall of Lescatie was premeditated by a cultic cabal of Danuki globalists who used their control of world-wide economic trends to weaken the kingdom's defenses and had been planning it for years.

>> No.35766443

But which ones just want to be friends?

>> No.35766450

What is she doing with that bench?

>> No.35766452

I thought someone just lobbed a dark matter into it and that was the end of it

>> No.35766458

It took years of controlling the media and political bribes to through that dark matter.

>> No.35766495

I thought they just told her there were cute boys over there.
Also will someone PLEASE fuck Saphirette already

>> No.35766510
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>a strange blue figure has been stalking you in the alleyways
>run off to the entrance where a wad of slime traps your face like a tape in the doorway prank
>"where EVER could you be running off to boy? I just wanna, hehehe, taaallk"
>the slime pushes your into her body, her breasts cool viscous and sticky to the touch
>"You just couldn't contain yourself could you? Ufufu~"
>the slime has already adhered to your hand
>trying to pull it out only pushes your hands in further
>"Ara ara you're surprisingly forward!"
>"I'm gonna have a great time squeezing and sucking you like a sweet dessert... Goooood boooooyyy..."

>> No.35766548
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The shortstack spell must not fall into the wrong hands!
It should fall into mine.

>> No.35766565
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yes, she's my waifu

>> No.35766594

Your actions have impressed me and I acknowledge your existence.

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>> No.35766629

Something is wrong with this cat.

>> No.35766633

god, the smug meter is going off the charts

>> No.35766638
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>Damn, it’s been so hot out lately you’d think we took a vacation to Hell
>Pass me that hand towel, will ya?

>> No.35766716

Na, I'm just gonna stare at your fat sweaty butt.

>> No.35766739

>uses tongue

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>your parents should have known what would happen if they sent you to work at the farm for the summer
>they should have known you'd never come back

>> No.35766757

>ywn be raped by cows and their milky tits

>> No.35766769

They've gotta break in the new farmhands, introduce them to the farm hierarchy, a farmhand's job is to take care of the animal's needs after all.

>> No.35766800
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Dormice are for sodomy

>> No.35766844

no, I want to cuddle one

>> No.35766860

They knew.

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>> No.35766900

The sliding doors to my terrace were open and a dumb bird flew in but couldn't find the way back out so it panicked and pooped blueberry bird poops all over the terrace and I had to grab the bird by hand and escort it out it was very soft birds are dumb can I have a harpy now that I was nice to a bird?

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What's a romantic way to tell a lactating monster I want to milk her dry?

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Huh, that's rather odd, I don't remember raking the leaves into a massive pile on my front porch anytime recently

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I have a flawless method of protecting my virginity. Thanks to the hot summer I am only wearing my boxers 24/7. Any monster that comes to my home will surely be turned away if they are greeted by a fat, hairy, neckbeard wearing only his boxers.

>> No.35767038

A grenade in the pocket. Blow yourself if you're a fag and you feel that shit will hit the fan

>> No.35767050
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Shrapnel and fire just bounce off high level demons
And you'll be magically reassembled only to be fucked as punishment for trying to become an hero. So don't be brave... or maybe DO be brave, they like a fighter.

>> No.35767055
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Trapdoor Spiders are dangerous.

>> No.35767100

>Anon is watching porn late at night
>Is drawn to livestream porn due to its funny title
>It begins with said vampire hag wearing nothing only kept barely decent thanks to her cloak
>Recognize couple of the landmarks as she walks down the street
>That birch tree is just like the one at the end of your street
>The dead streetlamp they walk by is almost the same as the one on your road
>Think it’s just a coincidence and continue to jerk off to the thought of this vampire’s thick soft breedable body
>Notice in your lust haze that she walks up to a home eerily similar to yours
>Hagpire follows camerawoman’s instructions undos her cloak and does that slutty crab pose in those doujins you read
>Hear your doorbell ring
>Jump out of your computer chair sprinting towards the door
>Hurl it open to see the hagpire herself
>”P-please take this old, lonely, fertile hag as your onahole so that she might… bear some decedents”
>Pitching a tent with tungsten steel rods in your boxers as you almost take her on your porch
>Manage to take her back to your filthy room
>Meanwhile camerawoman tanuki is recording it all
>video becomes so popular that it spawns a whole new genre of old desperate hags pairing with ugly bastards

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Ah fuck
Mini Nuke maybe ?

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>Anyways Anon, here's your receipt
>But I didn't buy anything
>It's a receipt for you

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What happens if you force-feed a Mershark vegetables?

>> No.35767217
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>be a regular at the tanuki market
>young nuki, just above JK range works there when you visit to buy cold drinks to cool the hot summer sweat
>always see her eyeing your arms and butt, licking her lips when you turn away
>bring a hag-fox there one day, her hands locked with yours
How absolutely livid would she be

>> No.35767246

Peepee go hard (for both)

>> No.35767280

not very, shes probably just going to assume that you are taking your Alzheimer's riddled great-grandmother for a walk.

>> No.35767369
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Shog Chair is the best addition to your gaming setup! Self-adjusting slime is the best lumbar and thoracic support, it always stays cool, it rolls and tilts and reclines as much as you need, and it's both compact and comfortable. Oh but you gotta cum on it sometimes... Kind of a big caveat, but it's definitely worth it! Now sit on the chair mastah and let the ShogLight™ do its magic!

>> No.35767395

>Oh but you gotta cum on it sometimes... Kind of a big caveat
>no shog onahole
seems like an oversight

>> No.35767407

Continue reading the post silly it comes with a Shoglight

>> No.35767511
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What have YOU done to protect yourself from the monster threat?

>> No.35767520

I drew the curtains

>> No.35767558

Just means they know there's something to hide.

>> No.35767586

Damn, foiled again.

>> No.35767599

Honor the christ and trapped the garden

>> No.35767606

which mgs are losers and have no friends?

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>> No.35767612

I was born in monstergirlless universe full of suffering and no monster tiddy.

>> No.35767629

i got this nifty dragon flute

>> No.35767644

What's it do?

>> No.35767661

wards other monsters away when i play it

>> No.35767679

Be careful Anon. Danuki sold me a simmilar item and I used it to ward off a succubus. Now I have a succubus and 60 large mouse wives.

>> No.35767699

nah its okay, i got lost in graveyard and some nice lady gave it to me

>> No.35767770

Devils are basically just kikis stuck in a chuuni phase.

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