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>> No.35814523
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Almost made a dupe.

>> No.35814524
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Meanwhile in a demon academy

>> No.35814527

how 2 sin

>> No.35814558

>>35814523
How does that bat hat stay on?

>> No.35814562

I have a strong urge to breed with monsters but an intense moral urge to resist it

>> No.35814563

>>35814558
magic

>> No.35814579
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>>35814562
It's morally right if you marry the monster first.

>> No.35814580

>>35814562
fuck your morals and make them your bitch, then fuck monsters

>> No.35814581

>>35814563
Is the hat magic or is the bat magic?

>> No.35814586

Fuck, old thread 404'd. I didn't save the holstaur farm girl image.

>> No.35814597

>>35814581
yes

>> No.35814610
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>>35814505

>> No.35814611

>>35814586
>404'd
No it didn't, it's in the archive.
>>35814176

>> No.35814619

>>35814610
wheres her nose?

>> No.35814644

>>35814619
Looks like a tau girl.

>> No.35814646

>>35814644
ah

>> No.35814761

>>35814462
Probably because you keep being vague and not linking to it or pussyfooting around what it actually is.

>> No.35814784
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>>35814505

>> No.35814786

>>35814586
lol?

>> No.35814789

>>35814784
putting hornlets in there place

>> No.35814843
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For me it's Yugioh

>> No.35814940

If I find a cursed weapon on the floor, what should I do?

>> No.35814952

>>35814940
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.35815008
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>>35814505

>> No.35815051

I need to be the snuggleslut for a big strong hag

>> No.35815138

>>35815051
Got any names or preferences?

>> No.35815155

>>35815138
No names, I'm terrible at coming up with them
I like big and strong.
Minos are best, Oni and Ogres are great.
Vamps and Lims are great if they're very very old.

>> No.35815239

How EXACTLY does one summon an imp to use as a familiar?

>> No.35815246

Have a weakness to
>Casino themes
>Multiple girls
>Physical contact
>Smug, almost predatory smiles
I'd be running away in fear of something like pic related

>> No.35815248

>>35815239
write a letter to bapho santa for an imp

>> No.35815252
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the madhouse always wins

>> No.35815275

how do monsters react to a porn mag on the floor? would they pick it up and read it?

>> No.35815284

>>35814524
I'm not smart enough to go to law school

>> No.35815331
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35815331

Reminder to stay away from big monsters. If they slammed their breasts on you there is nothing you could do about it.

>> No.35815332

>>35814462
Demon pics were giantess stuff, so they don't get thrown in with the vore, despite the implication.
Anubis one for this week is hyperpreg, which isn't filtered.

>> No.35815347

>>35815331
i dont care, imma hug 'em anyways

>> No.35815362

>>35815332
ultimately it is your gallery but i'd consider hyperpreg filterable.

>> No.35815421

>>35815246
You never posted pic related. However, I have, or had something that you'd love. RSAnon did something just like that once, and I think it's still in the archives somewhere. Don't remember the name but it was Manticores.

>> No.35815429

>>35815246
>>35815252
Wait what the fuck happened? I thought I attached that pic to my post

>> No.35815432
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>>35815332
>>35815362
Are you sure it's hyperpreg? The bumps on her stomach make it look like vore.

>> No.35815440

>>35815332
I see.
>Anubis one for this week is hyperpreg, which isn't filtered.
I know hyperpreg was a-okayed, but the "unrest" of the belly made me think it was vore again.

>> No.35815471
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Marrying two (or more) girls from the same species is the patrician choice.

>> No.35815488

>>35815432
>>35815440
Not wikifag but I'm fairly sure it's preg. There's an Anubisfag super into it that doesn't like vore.

>> No.35815540
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demon cow

>> No.35815541
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>>35815540
Every cow is welcomed to live on my farm!

>> No.35815581

>>35815541
Now I want more Calvin and Hobbes stuff.

>> No.35815611

>>35815572
But this is a crop farm!

>> No.35815624

>>35815471
What about two manticores? Will I have to grow two dicks or set a schedule?

>> No.35815627

>>35815611
She can plow the field for you, and you can plow her.

>> No.35815634
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>>35815611
I have a house made for cows! Well it's also my house, the cows just came in and wanted to stay with me!

>> No.35815679

>>35815624
What do you mean? One tail goes to your face and the other to your dick obviously

>> No.35815705

>>35815540
Big librarian.

>> No.35815719

>>35815705
thats where she stores her extra knowledge

>> No.35815817

>make an ebay auction for me
>go on 4 monster
>make a thread about it

>> No.35815858

how is life like in the mist continent?

>> No.35815874

>>35815858
Quiet and cozy. Nice scenery, so it's great for walks, assume you have the 'protection' necessary.

>> No.35815893
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>>35815858
Pretty misty

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>>35815858
dangerous

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>>35815817
This got me thinking

How to attract certain monster girls in the online dating world?
What would you put in your profile bio to attract your preferred girl?

>> No.35815923

>>35815817
>someone tracks you down
>leaks your address
>this is no longer an auction

>> No.35815932

>>35815910
I would put that I am into older women who are taller than me and very meaty

>> No.35815946

>>35815910
I don't doubt you could just put 'I'm looking for [insert monster girl(s)]', so while I could just put 'I'm looking for a mindflayer', I could also say things like 'I love tentacles', 'I'm looking for a very close relationship', and 'I'm looking for someone to be very open with.'

>> No.35815957
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35815957

You think that kunoichis with big "assets" have more problems completing their missions?

>> No.35815990
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>>35815910
“I like the type of girl that will just kill me”

>> No.35816001

>>35815957
>big tits and ass
>can get caught in small opening
>more chances to make a sound
>can overheat more quickly
gee I wonder...

>> No.35816055

>>35816001
Yes but also

>easier to attract and seduce the target if he isn't a lolifag

>> No.35816058

>>35815910
lookin for hot milfs in my area

>> No.35816070
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>FUCKING SLAVE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

>> No.35816077

>>35816070
la bestia

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>>35814505

>> No.35816095

>>35816070
go back to your gangbangs whore

>> No.35816103

>>35816085
I want to nibble on that sneks tonuge

>> No.35816122

>>35816001
>thicc kuniuchi keeps trying to assassinate Anon
>she keeps getting stuck all over his house
>Anon always find her in very sexy poses trying to wriggle out
>Anon always has a small battle of will between taking this thicc ninja on the spot and helping her out
>Anon always ends up helping her because she keeps sobbing about failing as a true ninja
>every time he helps her out, he gives her encouragement that she is a true ninja and she'll get him someday
dumb thicc ninjas just need some....extra help from time to time

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>>35815910
"I'm looking for a woman that will get the best out of me."

>> No.35816154

>>35814505
Cute demon!

>> No.35816156
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>>35816122
We shouldn't make jokes about it. The failure rate for thick ninjas is so high that many of them are still active as christmas cakes. It's a tragedy.

>> No.35816157

>>35815910
Bad Credit?
No probalo!

>> No.35816184

>>35816156
>the problem gets worse cause they get thiccer
>also get more and more desperate, they stop using all fancy ninja stuff, now they just try grab you

>> No.35816229

>>35816156
hmm, how would one of those cakes feel If they got a target so easy, that a child could do it

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please be quiet ms. doormouse is sleeping

>> No.35816250

>>35816242
WHAT YOU SAID, I CAN'T HEAR YA?

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>>35816242
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE LIVE ON MAOUTV'S HIT SHOW, FUCK THIS DORMOUSE IN PARTICULAR!

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>>35816156
but the way they fail is very endearing to their targets. After all, they bumble around so much that they need to be taken care of!
>thicc ninja fails so many times it concerns Anon that she night hurt herself
>has her stay in his house so he can keep an eye over her
>takes care of her so she has more time to assassinate him
>she always fail but thats fine its moe
maybe it wasn't a part of her plan, but soon anon will "assassinate" her instead to get her to settle down

>> No.35816261

>>35816250
I read that in loud Howard's voice

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>>35815910
Just gonna right out there and list my disgusting fetishes. I'm sure a jabberwock will zero in on it in no time

>> No.35816277
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35816277

Who gives better strong hugs, muscled Yeti or Wurm?

>> No.35816297
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>>35816229
>that a child could do it
A child can get through places they can't. Imagine a loli kunoichi getting a husband BEFORE the cake. Imagine how mad she would be.

>> No.35816301
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>>35816277
Wurm for sure, more surface area and more muscles

>> No.35816363

>>35816297
Thats why i will order a hit from the worst
kunoichi

>> No.35816381

>>35815990


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

>> No.35816410
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35816410

>>35815910

Let's play a game about this anons. Reply to this with your bio, then another anon will reply posting a pic and a DM message written by an appropiate monster girl to the bio.

>> No.35816426

>>35816381
MGs for this feel other than the obvious Ushi?

>> No.35816461

>>35816277
Yeti, except in hot summers, that's when Wurm has the advantage.

>> No.35816468

>>35816410
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

>> No.35816475

>>35816410
Fat fucking retard. Also old, bald and ugly. And NEET. Looking for something that will kill me.

>> No.35816514

>>35816410
Am young and fit, love drawing, love meaty hags, am NEET. will do anything for tall monsters who like to coddle and spoil

>> No.35816521

>>35816410
Young kissless virgin, no idea what I’m looking for, down for anything so long as you aren’t a roach, an akaname, or a boring unicorn (sorry). First one to catch me gets me I guess

>> No.35816531

>>35816410
young, strong and tubby
likes big girls, enjoys cooking and gardening

>> No.35816539
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>confused stupid rapey squelching noises

>> No.35816544

>>35816410
I saw my age on the clock the other day and would like a friend to play with

>> No.35816568
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>>35816156
What would be a better idea for an MG version of the Taimanin series? MC and his harem of kunoichi wives, cute ninja boys getting raped by various MGs?

>> No.35816594

>>35816568
the latter if you are tanuki looking to make money

>> No.35816611

>>35816156
Once they become thicc cakes, kunoichi should just be sent to assassinate the young heirs of rival lords. Shotas are easy targets for mature, voluptuous ninjas.

>> No.35816619
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>>35816475
>I'm not afraid of a challenge.

>> No.35816645
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>>35816468
>Your profile is so sad it made me cry! Now you will have to take responsibility. Shall we meet so that we may comfort each other?

>> No.35816651

>>35816619
This looks fairly normal and non-threatening, not like something that will kill me.

>> No.35816694

>>35815957
Hrrrrrrng sensei, I'm trying to sneak around... but i'm dummy thick, and the clap of my asscheaks keeps alerting the order guards

>> No.35816698

>>35816568
Both versions should exist, with the first one you get the male audience and with the later the monster one.

>> No.35816711
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>>35816651
How about now

>> No.35816719
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>>35816514
>Hey handsome, love cuddling and NEETs, would love to spoil you.

>> No.35816724
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>>35816651
She's not there to kill you, she's there to make you not be an unhealthy, lazy, depressed piece of shit.
If you still insist, then here you go, your new wife.

>> No.35816764

>>35816719
sorry, hags please, you look too young

>> No.35816775

>>35816410
scientist, nerd, skinny but fit, coffee-addicted workaholic
i want one of the more docile and calm ones, bonus points if she's willing to work with me in the lab

>> No.35816788

>>35816724
Now that's more like it.

>> No.35816791

>>35816410
sword and gun nerd, am fit, like milfs

>> No.35816796
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>>35816475

>My most formal salutations. Reading your profile it came to my attention that you might get contacted upon by a Kikimora. Please do not fall into her trap my dear sir. She will completely uproot you from your lifestyle. I on the other hand... will meet your every need without disturbing your lifestyle while making you realize you are in fact a very handsome sir. Call me.

>> No.35816817
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35816817

Need demon wife.

>> No.35816827

>>35815138
we put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

>> No.35816848

>>35816410
>your bio
my bio would just be song lyrics , cause im lazy

>> No.35816851

>Lock Manticore in pillory
>Hook her up to a milking machine
>Lock her tail in a modified pillory
>Use her tail like an onahole at your leisure while she's trapped and forcibly milked for an entire day

>> No.35816875
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>>35816848
I can't think of a song, so just imagine she responds with lyrics too.

>> No.35816884

>>35816410
Older, physically fit, good with kids, poor social skills, prefer quiet times at home.

Looking for kind, supportive, patient, into physical contact. Nice legs are a plus. No tsunderes.

>> No.35816895
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>>35816827
https://youtu.be/-jplqBfLJrU

>> No.35816898

>>35816410
am retarded and young, need a teacher or older monster to guide me. Also am short and skinny

>> No.35816914
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35816914

>>35816764
>Calling older women "hags" is very disrespectful. But, I am quite tall, love to cuddle too.

>> No.35817021

>>35816410
I like milk

>> No.35817025

>boss music starts playing

>> No.35817041
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I'm afraid of heights but like harpies. What do?

>> No.35817059

>>35817041
ground harpies

>> No.35817064

>>35817041
>wat do
fuck an ostrich harpy

>> No.35817076
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>>35816521
Wouldn't it be funny haha if you got whored out to nothing but bugs haha and they tattoo'd your soft, vulnerable tummy with "BELONGS TO BUGS" hahaha

>> No.35817077

>>35817025
penguins don't fly

>> No.35817078

>>35816875
>I don't know what you're looking for
>You haven't found it baby, that's for sure

>> No.35817087
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>>35817025

>> No.35817088

>>35817077
meant for >>35817041

>> No.35817099

>>35817076
pic shown
>watches too much porn

>> No.35817115
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>>35817076
Sound dreadful where do I sign up

>> No.35817138

>>35817087
Snekums please! I can explain!

>> No.35817141

>>35816619
After reading up on what a kikimora is because I'm a complete newfag, they sound like absolute saints and I would be blessed to have one in my life.

>> No.35817152

>>35817087
snake wife is cute when she goes yan

>> No.35817164

>>35817141
Why don't you just go read all the profiles

>> No.35817173

>>35817164
That's what I'm doing now.

>> No.35817176

>>35817164
cause i dont want to

>> No.35817181

>>35817176
Newfags these days.

>> No.35817200

>>35817087
>"It was you."
>"It was you last week too."

>> No.35817201

>>35817087
>Oh yeah, that's my mom. She's looking forward to meeting you.

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>>35814505

>> No.35817221

>>35817215
werid meido

>> No.35817226
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>>35817025

>> No.35817236
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>>35817025

>> No.35817244
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>>35817221
rude, any monster can be a good maid

>> No.35817255

>>35817244
she got a lot of junk in her trunk

>> No.35817256

>>35815910
>>35816410
I like so many different girls that I don't even know what would I put on it

>> No.35817259

>>35817244
>devilbugs
ehh
>devilbugs with maid outfits
i can live with this

>> No.35817263

>>35817076
I didn’t say I disliked ALL bugs, just roaches. Not like they’d want me anyways since I’m pretty clean usually

>> No.35817268

>>35817226
No dabbing allowed.

>> No.35817272

>>35817141
>>35817173
Got a lot to discover, enjoy the magic newfriend.

>> No.35817274

>>35816410
I want to be molested, used and made to be your sextoy

>> No.35817283
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35817283

>> No.35817285
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35817285

Am I allowed to cum inside the snake nuns before mass?

>> No.35817287

>>35817141
Read the Demon profile

>> No.35817289

>>35816410
I AM a virgin, and I WILL remain that way, my purity will last til the end of time, no monster will ever lay claim to me. Nightmares don’t even DARE to try and grab me in my dreams, I AM a lucid dreamer, and I WILL kick your ass if you try!

>> No.35817294

>>35817285
Only a spoonful

>> No.35817296

>>35816410
am looking for a monster to pray with me and have a chaste and honest relationship with me. my body is my temple and I only bow to the chief god, the one true god

>> No.35817315
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>>35817259
better than fox maids

>> No.35817325
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35817325

Is there such a thing as too much mofu?

>> No.35817336

>>35816410
I have the bad habit of always signing contracts and terms without reading or thinking, i'm sure it will only bring me sadness and misfortune in the future.

>> No.35817341
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35817341

>>35817325
Yes, mofu should be a good addition to an already cute monster not as a standalone thing to fuck

>> No.35817346

>>35817287
A violently protective and doting demon wife has a certain appeal.

>> No.35817353

>>35817268
She's the Pharaoh, she dabs where she wishes.

>> No.35817362 [SPOILER] 
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>>35816410
I like mofu, assertive girls and I don't drink alcohol which means I have a very healthy liver.

>> No.35817370
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>>35817325
NEVER

>> No.35817372

>>35817370
>t. addict

>> No.35817375
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35817375

>>35816410
I wanna shag a sheep

>> No.35817393
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35817393

>>35816070
>Mari has Hero-kin cornered.
>"Surrender now and I'll be gentle"
>Hero's face gets serious
"You fool, you haven't got me yet, but now you've forced my hand."
>Cue dramatic pose
"I'll have to use my family's secret technique."
>"Ho? And what would that be?"
"This! NIGERUNDAYO!"
>Hero-kun hasn't achieved any advantages, but rather, he's only made Mari hornier.

>> No.35817397
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35817397

>>35817375
>Do you have something against other farm animals?

>> No.35817404
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35817404

>>35817325
that's for her to decide

>> No.35817431

>>35816410
am looking for a sugar mama, will do anything for it, like bicorns alot

>> No.35817505
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35817505

Tell her she's pretty, anon.

>> No.35817522

>>35817505
why do I need to tell her that, she is too pretty especially with that blush

>> No.35817529

>>35817505
I cant tell a lie

>> No.35817555

>>35817397
i maintain barometz are underrated farm material. Milk, wool, and jelly in one convenient package.

>> No.35817572

lolimpire

>> No.35817582
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35817582

How does one know when a fox REALLY likes you? When she want to share the fried tofu.

>> No.35817586

If a lilim is acting like a dork who can't handle the most vanilla acts of love she is just pretending and waiting to mind break you after you've built up false confidence

>> No.35817593
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35817593

>>35817572

>> No.35817602

>>35817582
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day

>> No.35817620

>>35817555
I must test this.
Time to ensure one gets 'proper' nutrition for dairy duty.

>> No.35817633

A lesson to teach monsters: men are friends, not toys.

>> No.35817645

>>35817633
squeaky toy says what?

>> No.35817653

>>35817645
Squeak.
Otherwise it wouldn't be a squeaky toy.

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35817672

>>35817645
what

>> No.35817673

>>35817645
What?

>> No.35817686 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.35817695
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>>35814505

>> No.35817697

>>35817686
where are we goin?

>> No.35817703

>>35817697
That van over there with "Free beer and Rock CDs" spray painted on the side of it.

>> No.35817713

>>35817703
there better not be lolis, I hate 'em. I hope for mature full-bodied monsters

>> No.35817718

I want a Haku to explain to me the welsh language.

>> No.35817721
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35817721

>>35817703
Fuck yeah that sounds awesome!

>> No.35817725

>>35817718
not even they can do that I'm afraid

>> No.35817730

>>35817725
>Anon its....its just all bullshit.
>Anyone telling you this is a language is lying.
>Its a joke, an entire culture created, cultivated, and preserved just to serve as a giant joke

>> No.35817761
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35817761

>>35817695
What doed the red eyeshadow mean in high ranking foxes?

>> No.35817775

>>35817730
>But... I'm Welsh!
>It's all a prank, anon... you're on TV...
>The wall of anon's home swivels away as the Cheshire show host walks up and the studio audience starts clapping
I wonder if there's a limit to how hard a chesh would meme on someone.

>> No.35817821

>>35817686
I do not care how much danger I am in, if a monster gave me this look I would immediately submit

>> No.35817822
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35817822

>>35815471
It's best if you marry two cats. Foxes are overrated

>> No.35817858
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35817858

don't let that old tanuki get ahold of you, anon

>> No.35817859

>>35816070
SOMETHING OR SOMEONE GOT YOU EXCITED, SON?

I SAW YOU LOOKING OVER AT YOUR PRETTYBOY ALP, GETTIN' TURNED ON

>> No.35817885
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35817885

So I heard the mofu mafia is hiring more boys for their onsen facilities. You just have to give them their clothes and towels and sometimes drink and take a bath when asked but not much aside from that. Seems like an easy job, but apparently the guys don't last long for some reason.

>> No.35817904

>>35817775
>Audience is all copies of the main cheshire.
>And the staff
>Music starts playing as a giant sign that says "Life of the Welsh" starts being lowered from the ceiling.
>Anon wakes up in his bed with a gasp as a nightmare just gives him a horrified look from the hallway and just backs out of his house.

>> No.35817908

>shirohebi has inferiority complex because her stalker shrine is not as eloborate as her friend's

>> No.35817909

>>35817822
Why cats? What's so good about them?

>> No.35817963
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35817963

waifu's 'character sheet' comm finished, but ironically not sure I'll use this frequently as a reference to get more future comms as I'll be pretty busy for the forseeable future.
Also, really surprised when new FGO servant fairy Lancelot or whatever came out because she looks like her a lot, I'm pretty sure people will think I stole her design even though techinally my waifu came out first..

>> No.35817971
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35817971

>>35817761
It's a sign of fertility.

>> No.35817977

>>35817963
I hate fgo

>> No.35817980

>>35817963
Cute daughter

>> No.35817995

>>35817963
Smol is powerful.

>> No.35818011

>>35817963
i love those implausible leggings whenever they show up

>> No.35818018

>>35817908
Cute

>> No.35818019

>pregnant bapho in this weeks gallery
This is relevant to my interests.

>> No.35818102
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>> No.35818113
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35818113

>>35817761
it's probably nothing to worry about

>> No.35818118
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35818118

>>35814505
Do Order nuns always dress like this?

>> No.35818122

>>35818118
One can only hope

>> No.35818153

>>35818118
Im sorry dl, but the nuns are too good to pass up

>> No.35818165

>>35818118
I want to see how far a nun's holes can stretch.

>> No.35818166

>>35817963
Good to see you post again Bapho anon. I wouldn't worry about that though, a girl came out that's pretty similar to my wife too and if anyone says it all you need to do is point to your oldest commission.

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>> No.35818184

>>35817775
Related question- would a cheshire mess with you enough to make you cry, or is that too much for them?

>> No.35818188

>>35818180
Cute cat

>> No.35818200

>>35818180
squeezable thighs

>> No.35818220
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35818220

>>35814505

>> No.35818231
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35818231

>>35818180
>Nobu is a Beast Tamer who seems to have reached his limit as a solo adventurer at rank D. He decides to move to the capital to make a fresh start.
>There, he has a one-night stand with a beastgirl onee-san who turns out to be an S-rank adventurer. After their tryst she discovers that Nobu has the ability to 'tame' humanoid females like her and make them even stronger.
>A beastwoman, an elf queen, a female dragon... thus start the sexy adventures of the beast tamer who forms an S-rank party.
LN illustrator also did the art for The Testament of Sister New Devil. Got raws if anyone interested: https://lovehug.net/1686/

>> No.35818239

>>35815471
but what if two is too much?
>Two shoggoths would compete for control of the house, turning into a cozy hellscape
>Two bicorns desperately trying to get you to fuck the other instead of them
>Two hellhounds, for obvious reason
>Two mindflayers accidentally mindbreaking you 3 seconds into the tentacling
>Two H'orcs turning you into a pheremone addicted
>Two will o' wisps having to work out custody on who gets to keep the husband in the fuck-cage for a while
>Two vampires taking away your blood privileges
>Two holostaurs absolutely milkflating you
>Two atlach's double dosing you and making you into gigaspider
>Two nurarihyon gaslighting you into oblivion
just seems like a little much in some cases

>> No.35818242
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35818242

>>35818231
Lewd

>> No.35818247 [SPOILER] 
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35818247

>>35818242
Wait wha

>> No.35818262
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35818262

>>35818247
Seems like the Tamer abilities superboosted the cat girl's abilities to supercat levels

>> No.35818263

>>35818102
Whoever made the design for 2B really nailed it

>> No.35818268

>>35818239
if two is too much then you a pussy

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35818270

>>35814505

>> No.35818280

>>35818239
I don't see a problem with most of those

>> No.35818285

I need a huge, buff, extremely busty demon secretary

>> No.35818324

>>35818239
>two ushis making you lose the ability to walk

>> No.35818351
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35818351

>>35818263
He's certainly come a long way

>> No.35818369
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>> No.35818379

>>35816410
>Bio
I'm an introvert, a vorefag, and have a long tongue fetish.
Kind, compassionate, and extremely horny. Looking for a mamono who's the same and perhaps a bit yandere.

>> No.35818399

>in class
>pull out my hag detector
>it beeps like if I was in chernybol
>then the teacher takes it from my hand and crushes
>"Anon, we are to learn, not play"
>All the monster are looking at me as if I am a target needing to be silenced
>next is lunch
wat do?

>> No.35818406

>>35817885
I don't think I'm qualified.

>> No.35818428
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35818428

Would you, could you, with a baph?

>> No.35818429
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35818429

>>35818428
Yes. Yes. And yes

>> No.35818434

>>35818428
like this, yes but I would like the wine goat aunt instead

>> No.35818444

>>35817686
Okay.

>> No.35818445

>>35818428
definitely getting intercepted by a familiar before i get anywhere close to a bapho

>> No.35818472

>>35818428
no, i don't date sticks

>> No.35818473

>>35818406
How so?

>> No.35818481

It's been a slow art month

>> No.35818485
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>> No.35818505

>>35818428
I'd that one. I'm not daft.

>> No.35818512

>>35818473
I think at the very least you'd need to be attractive, probably young too.

>> No.35818535

>>35818512
you're not supposed to read the hag's line

>> No.35818552

>>35818512
>>35818535
would young monsters get aroused by older men?

>> No.35818555

>>35818428
I'm way too weak for a gote.
any bapho with dignity will at most use my body as a convenient footstool and look at me with scornful eyes.

>> No.35818558
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>>35818512
>young
These are foxes, many probably have a three digit age, I think you'll be fine. How do you feel about shota potions anyway? Some of those perverted foxes are into that.
>attractive
That's subjective, and a bit of magic can do wonders anyway.

>> No.35818561

>>35818552
a dhampirs natural prey

>> No.35818568
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35818568

For anons that would want to fight in the arena, how well do you think you and your wife would fare?
Cursed sword waifu would probably hard carry me

>> No.35818582

>>35818552
Do you even need to ask?

>> No.35818583

>>35818512
King, they would absolutely want you. The humble ones are fun to play with.

>> No.35818586
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35818586

>>35814505
Touch the cow.

>> No.35818599

>>35818568
i'll lose to the level 1 dragonslime

>> No.35818615

>>35818558
sounds like I would do well, I am young, fit and I like to hear stories

>> No.35818662
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35818662

>>35818615
Good, just remember: they can't make you leave the facilities during worktime anything else they ask of you is fair game.

How long can you hold your breath under water?

>> No.35818689

>>35818586
Eat my ass.

>> No.35818699

>>35818662
I'm fine with that and about 30secs, also I wonder will the foxes mind if I ask to draw them?

>> No.35818700
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35818700

>>35814505

>> No.35818713

>>35818700
>tfw ywn have a bogey to hug when you get sad
fuck

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35818720

>>35814505
#TallGirlProblems

>> No.35818724
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35818724

What did the smol mofu woman read?

>> No.35818728

>>35818724
(you) are a fag

>> No.35818748

>>35818700
Bogey will always be there for you, even if you're all grown up.

>> No.35818749
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35818749

>>35818724
I like you from her shy classmate.

>> No.35818805

>>35818724
an IOU from her tanuki friend

>> No.35818824

>>35818699
>also I wonder will the foxes mind if I ask to draw them
Careful, the fox you ask may thing you have some feelings for her.

>> No.35818842

>>35818824
think*

>> No.35818845

>>35818805
>1 free date with that cute boy who visits the Fox shrine.

>> No.35818876
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35818876

>>35818724

>> No.35818880

>>35818749
She's a perfect target for raping.

>> No.35818919

>>35818824
>>35818842
even if I tell them I like foxes in general and wish to study their bodies to draw the best foxes I can

>> No.35819014

>>35818876
but how can she read!?!

>> No.35819024
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35819024

>>35818880
Might bite off more than you can chew.

>> No.35819040

>>35819024
mamonobama will eliminate her dryfishing powers. there's nothing to fear.

>> No.35819081

Should I marry the fox, the robot or the vampire?

>> No.35819116
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>>35819081
Vampire for sure.

>> No.35819137

>>35819081
just b yourself

>> No.35819144
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>>35819081
Robot, definitely.

>> No.35819158
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35819158

>>35819144
Better pic

>> No.35819167
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35819167

Bully the robot.

>> No.35819168
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35819168

>>35819081
fox is the best, better than the rest

>> No.35819185

>>35819167
no, I want to make the robot smile

>> No.35819186

Every time I see automatons get posted, I can't help but remember the story where her old husband passes away, and she herself overcome with a robotic, emotionless sorrow overrides her failsafe or whatever and shuts-down permanently.

>> No.35819202

>>35819186
That is sad do not want

>> No.35819213
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35819213

Why don't you love slimes? They're cute, they're practical, and they can give you absolutely rapturous pleasure

>> No.35819219

>>35819213
they slimy and sticky

>> No.35819237
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35819237

>>35819213
Nope, you see a slime you bottle it up.

>> No.35819244

>>35819213
Those bitches keep getting all the adventurers the moment they start their quest. Should all learn to wait a bit like the noble dragon race or be purged like the goop they are

>> No.35819247

>>35819081
The fox will drain you of semen, the vampire will drain you of blood, the robot will drain you of money because parts ain't cheap.

>> No.35819251

>>35819247
I want all three

>> No.35819262
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35819262

>>35819081
Anything except the robot. They can claim the primery programming bugged out and they have to fulfill it by forcing (You) to orgasm 300.000 times.

>> No.35819272

>>35819186
Not a problem if she has a soul

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35819275

>>35814505

>> No.35819276

bimbofication potion when
imagine bimbo rata
imagine bimbo alice
imagine bimbo fox
imagine bimbo cait sith
haha just kidding, i'd rather a dorkification potion and turn monsters into glasses-wearing "unattractive" dorks

>> No.35819287

>>35819081
Marry the robotic, vampiric fox

>> No.35819293

>>35819237
Seal away the not-so-ancient not-so-evil!

>> No.35819308

>>35814505
Why are all of these games some cuck onions shit about not cumming inside your wife?

>> No.35819310

>>35819287
one question, how?

>> No.35819326

>>35816410
>I'm black. The doctors told me it's incurable.

>> No.35819346

>>35819237
Just know that one of these days anon, you're going to get what you deserve.

>> No.35819391
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35819391

>>35819326
Oh no how terrible. Anyways what girl do you want?

>> No.35819394

https://twitter.com/tukasawa02/status/1418771610920574977/photo/1

>> No.35819399
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35819399

>>35819237
That's slime cruelty
They need body heat and saliva sweat etc to live strong and healthy
At least tell me you cum in the bottle daily to keep her feed

>> No.35819407
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>> No.35819428
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>>35819391
I don't trust those types anymore. Crafty and cunning

>> No.35819436
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>>35819428

>> No.35819442

>>35819326
It's fine magic can make you normal

>> No.35819456
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>>35819436

>> No.35819464

>>35819326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyvvUas6G0

>> No.35819483

>>35819213
Too wet. Same reason I’d never marry a mucus toad despite kinda liking them

>> No.35819495

>>35819428
>>35819436
>>35819456
sounds like a win in my book

>> No.35819496

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that exhaustion can be fixed via relaxing with the wife.
No sex though, only snuggles.

>> No.35819515

>>35819496
>only snuggles
My wife always puts me between her massive tits when we snuggle. The snuggles always lead to sex

>> No.35819588

>>35819456
>smug monster always has her smugness come back to bite her
Never gets old.

>> No.35819630

>>35819483
Don't worry you'll be too busy ahegaoing to care

>> No.35819638
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I need a hug from a Regura bug.

>> No.35819653

My loliconic urges are powerful but i'm stronger. The sabbath has no influence over me.

>> No.35819672

>>35819638
>big bug appears before Anon intending to spook him
>Anon opens his arms and walks into a hug on her
>on instinct, she uses her big man-grabbers to return the hug
>she's confused but not upset at this turn of events
even scary monsters like hugs

>> No.35819701

>>35819653
You say that but one of them is going to start crying and you're going to do what she wants to make her happy.

>> No.35819718

>>35819346
No way. Slimes are useless.
>>35819399
Pfff. Spit in it, maybe. If she's lucky.

>> No.35819726
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>lilim notices Anon has been hanging around her castle, acting suspicious
>he keeps trying to catch a glimpse of her
>he is clearly love-struck
>how cute
>decides to mess with him a little bit
>disguises herself a merchant
>convinces him that she has some personal items of the lilim he likes, for a price of course
>an earring, a lock of her hair, panties, her lunch leftovers, thighhighs and a portrait,
>all of them are genuinely hers
>he chooses the portrait the first day
>the second day he ends up buying her panties
>the third day he looks slightly crazed and buys her thighhighs and that piece of her hair
>she doesn't see him the next day, or the day after that
>a week later she finds him in a tavern looking rather miserable, and disheveled
>turns out he carelessly ended up spending all his money on her items because he got addicted to them, he even took out a loan that he has no way of paying back
>she feels horrible about what happened
>she reveals the truth to him and gives him back his money
>also invites him to a lunch (fresh one of course) since she thinks she owes him and she did technically offer it to him originally

>> No.35819742

>>35816410
>late 20s ex-"gifted" emotionally neglected recluse with ambitions/delusions of self-betterment/grandeur seeks friendship, mutual gratification
>fair warning to prospective partners, I have serious intimacy hurdles to get over and am probably really needy underneath my barriers, will need to work that out as I go
>fetishes, wait do I really have to put this IN the profile? fine: impregnation/breeding play, nakadashi encouragement, gentlefemdom, femsub/freeuse/rapeplay, breast worship, lactation, older/younger sister play
>turnoffs (sorry): monocular anatomy, snouts, parasitoids, gastropods, crustaceans
>thank you for your time

>> No.35819753

>>35816426
Why don't you just write your own content instead of trying to get others to do it for you

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>>35819742
She got about 4 words in before getting bored and deciding to destroy your pelvis.

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>>35814505

>> No.35819780

>>35818428
That's a good looking goat

>> No.35819785

>>35816410
need momster gf

>> No.35819788

>>35819768
I wonder what a Minotaur's victory moo sounds like?

>> No.35819808

>>35819768
what, through the screen? dumb cow

>> No.35819819

>>35819768
>recently I've been into prog rock. It's a really underrated genera, you know. The sounds are not only unlike anything else you've ever heard, but they're also timeless. Just the other day, I was listening to an album by-
>mino's eyes are glaze over while she dreams about pinning Anon to the coffeeshop table and breaking his hips

>> No.35819880 [DELETED] 

>>35816410
>just turned 17 legal in one more year
>am fit, also love the gym
>draws
>need milk
>am down for most things
>will be your slut or your prim and proper househusband
>need a greencard

>> No.35819943

>>35819880
anon...

>> No.35819955

>>35819943
wat?

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>>35814505
Reminding again. Order would be taken way more seriously if they had a Joan of Arc.

>> No.35820013

>>35818428
Will she quit the sabbath and let me carry her around as portable magic artillery?

>> No.35820036

>>35820013
>bapho-chan, ya see that
>Uh huh
>Well I don't want to

>> No.35820040

>>35819808
As expected of minoposting.

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>>35818428
Sorry but I'm holding out for her aunt

>> No.35820121

>>35820084
>tfw ywn have winegoat aunt that is cool and you like to hang out with

>> No.35820178
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>Squire! Fetch me the breastplate-stretcher!

>> No.35820214

>>35820178
you are cow for chirst;'s sake. there will never be a breast plate that will fit you. just accept that, please

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>Order Woman does the anime blank pupil stare
>"Anon, why did you choose those wretched demons over the faith AND me!?"

>> No.35820235

>>35820214
She looks like she had a harder time finding greaves or sabatons to fit her than a breastplate

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>>35816410
>I was forced to make this, I'm apathetic and dead inside

>> No.35820243

>>35820214
Then fetch the breastplate-stretcher stretcher! You bumbling buffoon!

>> No.35820271

>>35820215
Ghost pussy does things to a man that you simply can’t describe with words. I’m sorry, but you can’t compete

>> No.35820289

>>35820271
>t. anon stuck in a Will-O-Wisp typing mid-rape

>> No.35820293

>>35820215
where is that
>>35820215
you are short and flat, while monsters are taller, bustier, and more feminine then you

>> No.35820307

>Anytime a demon army enters the empire, the mountains start yodeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

>> No.35820312

>>35820293
meant to qoute this>>35820243
as well

>> No.35820317

>>35820215
I thought it would be funny to try making you suffer like this

>> No.35820325

>>35820215
come back when you 200 cause I ain't a pedophile

>> No.35820334

https://nhentai.net/g/366709/

>> No.35820375

>>35820289
>stuck
>implying I didn’t jump in by choice

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why foxes so sexy?

>> No.35820577
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are cows this small and green usually?

>> No.35820581

>>35820577
Many different breeds exist.

>> No.35820605

>>35820581
what are some examples?

>> No.35820609

>>35820605
The Ayrshire

>> No.35820616

>>35820609
>Ayrshire
explain what matter of cow is that

>> No.35820618

>>35820577
Lime milkshake.

>> No.35820625

>>35820616
Beeg with black and white coloring.

>> No.35820809

>>35816568
>kunoichi ordered to assassinate a target
>he turns out to be a skilled counter-spy who is somehow always one step ahead of her
this should be good

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>>35814505
Roll for an Order Waifu. What do you get?

>> No.35820870 [DELETED] 

>>35820825
pee pee poo poo ka ka doo doo

>> No.35820920 [DELETED] 

>>35820825
It matter not which one I get, only that I constantly throw myself into monster related danger to see how things play out.

>> No.35820985
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>>35817963
I guess the do look kinda similar, now you can brag you waifu's design is so good it was stolen by multi-billion franchise, lol
>She is the heroine from the story of "Interspecies Marriage," which has been the theme of folk tales since ancient times. A half-human, half-fairy beauty with the lower body of a serpent and the wings of a dragon.
What's with FGO and not giving snek girls snek tails? Even Gorgon has strange snek legs. Only Ibuki douji has proper snek lamia body but even that's only in her 1st loli form

>> No.35821010

>>35820985
>when she gives you that last face

>> No.35821118

>>35821010
>diet failed and gained a bit of weight

>> No.35821155
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>>35820325
Is that so?

>> No.35821174

>>35821155
you got the age, but you are unripe

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35821195

Post pics of catgirls and dog girls getting along.

>> No.35821202

>>35821155
>loli baph ara-ing at you

>> No.35821204

>>35818166
>a girl came out that's pretty similar to my wife too
Who is that girl?

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>> No.35821285

>>35821276
>wife gets so many pleasure rune tattoos that you can't touch her without sending her into orgasm

>> No.35821358

>>35821285
That sounds kind of hot if a bit annoying after a while.

>> No.35821372

>>35821358
She'd get good at controlling it, though the pleasure would still shoot through her body

>> No.35821391

>>35821358
i do wonder about that with the tongue/throat runes which while very hot for oral might become awkward at the dinner table

>> No.35821444

>>35821391
i can see those 'evil eyes' being highly functional but those are extremely rare due to the skill level required and the cost of getting such a thing.
otherwise, most tattoos seem to be for the hotness factor, ala tramp stamps

>> No.35821474

>>35821391
>Your wife constantly has to clean up after herself because she leaves pools of her own love juices after she eats

>> No.35821501
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I need Winterhounds in my life

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By divine authority, I declare that everyone in this thread will get one monster girl waifu, and that waifu will be a loli dormouse.

>> No.35821518

>>35821501
Like a Fenris?

>> No.35821570

>>35821517
But I wanted a shortstack, delinquent rat!

>> No.35821579

Monstergirls bravely striking sexist patriarchal men with false sexual harassment allegations!

>> No.35821650

>>35821579
>The complaint is that the men aren't sexually harassing them

>> No.35821661

>>35821570
>delinquent Dormouse drinks coffee and stays up late

>> No.35821945

>>35821570
Would a short stack mouse fit in your hand?

>> No.35822009
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Have drunk sex with onis

>> No.35822089
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35822089

>>35815910
looking for older girls

>> No.35822095

>>35820178
>*looks at baph squire*
>Look at this idiot
>One horn and no boobs!
>She can't even put a mino's armour on her properly
How powerful is the Big Bobby B Mino ?

>> No.35822231

>>35822095
Gods she was strong, then.

>> No.35822282

>>35822231
>WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS
>START THE DAMN HANDHOLDING BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>> No.35822802 [DELETED] 

>>35820825
Here we go

>> No.35822879 [DELETED] 

>>35820825
I get to monsterize here afterwards, right?

>> No.35823293

>page 11
wha

>> No.35823331

>>35823293
Maybe they added more pages to /jp/.

>> No.35823355

>>35821195
Are there really none? Do cats and dogs really not get along at all?.

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>>35823331
Doesn't look like it: https://boards.4channel.org/jp/11
The thread is undead now.

>> No.35823441

>>35823362
>>35823293
>We don't show up on page 10
>But we do show up in the catalog

>> No.35823458
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Behold

The catgirl in her most optimal form

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>>35823458
Excellent.

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>>35823458
Needs more babies in her

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>*a Cancer appears*
https://youtu.be/Inz9OOVh7dg

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>>35823525
Live birthers wish they could have as many simultaneous children as egg layers can.

Imagine being restricted by your bellies capacity to stretch like that.

>> No.35823578

>>35823526
time to advance to crab.

>> No.35823581

>>35823573
sneks give birth live as well

>> No.35823583

>>35823573
Imagine not being able to hold you daughteru the moment she's outta your wife. Horrible.

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>>35823583
Imagine not experiencing the joy of holding your daughteru's egg

>> No.35823606

>>35823526
I've encountered some kind of cave demon!

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