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In the middle of the summer, you wish you were this cool.

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>> No.35879225
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>>35879206
I require milk.

>> No.35879228
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>>35879225
Is spider milk ok?

>> No.35879238

>>35879225
I want to visit a convent of dairy breed centaur nuns.

>> No.35879239
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i like maids

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>>35879225
I can offer holy mofu milk

>> No.35879245
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>want to like slimes
>know that they’re basically the weakest monsters in the series
>for some reason this makes it borderline impossible for me to actually like them
Guess it just makes me feel pathetic? They’re probably the first monsters you’d see after walking outside of a city so either you’d have to be weak enough to lose to one or weak willed enough to wife the first monster you see

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>>35879245
There's such a thing as high level slimes you do know that

>> No.35879271
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>>35879245
I don't hate slimes, but there's only one I consider wife material.

>> No.35879279
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>>35879245
get the best slime

>> No.35879288
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Goth Monsters are in short supply.

>> No.35879321

>>35879162
I guarantee you that it's better than the alternative.
Look at the shit infesting nearly every other fandom, explicitly excluding gays from the setting does a lot to keep things clean.

>> No.35879393

I want to get raped by 8 ft tall krakens and smell like squid for the rest of my life

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>>35879279
>>35879271
Slimes are practically made to be maids

>> No.35879430
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Does anyone have that one art where a guy gives a hellhound a collar and in the panel he’s the one wearing it?

>> No.35879446

Having mastered the art of repulsing human women in order to attain my wizardly powers, how do make myself equally unappealing to monsters? I'm half way to being an archmage and don't want to blow it.

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>>35879228
Only if I get to take an active role in acquiring it.

>> No.35879470

>>35878945
>one day, hellhound starts wearing her hair in a scrunchy over one shoulder...

>> No.35879473

>>35879446
jesus, is your back okay old man. remember not to lift anything or your back might give out

>> No.35879479

Big titty, tomboy ryu

>> No.35879481

>>35879464
This is pancake mode for an ushi. Good luck sustaining yourself of those

>> No.35879483
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>>35879446
Marry a Lich, she will gladly help you reach your magic potential and keep whores that want to distract you away from you.

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>>35879206

>> No.35879512

>>35879483
that is no lich, that must be some sort of cow

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>>35879206
I want to calm down this excited Yeti with a tackle cuddle

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>>35879512
Those are not mutually exclusive.

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>>35879481
Just have to massage them a lot while feeding her plenty of holst and man milk, you'll be drowning in milk before you know it!

>> No.35879545

>>35879520
Ghost moos.

>> No.35879568

>>35879522
She's a trustworthy cow.
I shall milk her.

>> No.35879571

>>35879483
>>35879520
Is undead milk good for you?

>> No.35879576

>>35879571
So good it takes your breath away

>> No.35879601

Hi, writefagging about a mindflayer at the moment, what would you call the thing they have instead of legs? And what would you think of them being able to give themselves legs?

>> No.35879627

>>35879601
tentacles or technically "arms"

>> No.35879653
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>>35879545
found one

>> No.35879655

>>35879601
A trunk? I guess?

>> No.35879667
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>>35879601
For all we know, it may be an organic skirt thing that covers her legs. IIRC, in Another Story of Fallen Maidens, mindflayer!Eristia's lower half appears to divide into a pair of legs in the H-scene.
https://exhentai.org/s/d27742aa69/969946-81

>> No.35879699

how do you guys feel about 'extra' nipples on your beastgirls?
I'm not sure I'd be into rows of wholeass titties but nips could work, I think

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>> No.35879724

>>35879699
No

>> No.35879727

>When a young lizardman with beaten, rusty armor carrying a cracked axe shows up to become a part of your royal guard during tryouts.

>> No.35879737

>>35879699
absolutely disgusting.jpg

>> No.35879749

>>35879699
One of those things that's not too revolting on its own, but is almost guaranteed to come with disgusting baggage.

>> No.35879774

>>35879749
Yeah, unfortunately that is very much the case
>>35879724
>>35879737
care to elaborate? just a gut-level aversion, something aesthetic, ?

>> No.35879814

>>35879774
because its closer to an utter, because an utter is basically a single breast with 4 teats

>> No.35879818

>>35879667
This works, thanks.

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>> No.35879854

>>35879814
what I'm thinking of definitely isn't multiple nips on each titty- more spaced out than that- but I can tell it's not exactly a fond topic here so I will say no more of it

>> No.35879878

>>35879814
>utter
Now you've REALLY pissed off the nerd cow.

>> No.35879885

>>35879854
yeah because youre getting closer to furry tier, if the face and torso doesnt follow general human physiology, its not going to be well received

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>>35879814
haku incoming, prepare to be lectured

>> No.35879917

Alping is like gay bane but perfect paradise for trans.

>> No.35879968
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Give me a dragon zombie greentext

>> No.35879983

>>35879885
The line between acceptable and non acceptable seems arbitrary and insubstantial, like why don't cat ears be a redflag it is closer to being furry then it not being there. Is it because its such a common trait used that people don't even think about it?

>> No.35880013

>>35879983
because ears and tails are really benign features, its still recognizably human, as per having a human face

>> No.35880089

>>35879968
>Dragon Zombie

>> No.35880114
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i want an angry minotaur to punch me in the face!

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>>35880013

>> No.35880180

Any monster girl that doesn't love getting railed up the ass by her husband is just a human woman in a costume.

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>> No.35880330

>>35880243
Need to breed those tall, amazonian forest elves.

>> No.35880336

What monster girl would be best at helping get over unspecified psychological issues?

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>>35880336

>> No.35880384

It's cold here, I need warm and cuddly monsters

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>>35880384

>> No.35880454

>>35880384
>warm and cuddly
I'm beyond wanting that level of snug.
I want to faceplant into a lava golem.

>> No.35880481

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, buff, loyal tomboy kobolds.
Eager to help and some can even rival their werewolf cousins in size and strength

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>>35880384
the grape snake will warm you up

>> No.35880601

>>35880384
Don't fall for the snakeposting, lamias will just steal your heat.

>> No.35880634

>>35880534
what a kissable face

>> No.35880643

>>35880601
No, they're more like big, scaley sleeping bags. Don't fall for the antisnakeposting

>> No.35880700

>>35879239
I don't get it

>> No.35880715
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>>35880384
mofu is your best bet

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>>35880700
Hellhound maid I think.

>> No.35880890

What do hellhound buttholes taste like?

>> No.35880909
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>>35880890
Pussy like grilled meat, ass like charcoal.

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>>35880715
STOP. POSTING. ABOUT MOFU! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME TAILS, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING TAILS! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just mofu stuff. I showed my vampion underwear to my boyfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the mofu is comfy HAHA *angrily dings to the tune of some gay kistune song*" I fucking looked at a Danuki and I said "THAT'S A BIT FLUFFY" I looked at my alp friend, I think of my lack of a sexy tail, and I go "ALP FAG? MORE LIKE FOX HAG!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.35880993

vampires are suffering

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>>35880959

>> No.35881022

I hate chink foxes. So overrated and boring.
The gazer and other western mofus are superior.

>> No.35881046

>>35881022
I was on board with you until the part about the g*zer

>> No.35881053

>>35881046
What's wrong with gazers? They're cute!

>> No.35881061

>>35880807
Isnt serving a master kinda antithetical to their being!

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>>35880384

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>>35880959
Cope and seethe.

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>>35880959
it is no longer time for fluffy tail
the age of fluffy paw has come

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>>35881004
Fluffy tail stole my burger

>> No.35881172

>>35881053
I think I agree, but I don't wanna accept it, they seem mean.

>> No.35881188

>>35881061
Hence the kiki telling her to not mess it up.

>> No.35881248

>>35881172
They're mean because you like it, if you don't, they won't be mean.

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>>35881148
Your fault for leaving the 2nd best fox bait lying around where they could get it.

>> No.35881268

>>35881188
Makes ya think whats going through the hellhounds head

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>>35881148
You bait the mofu with a spare burger anon, then you pull out the reserve for yourself to eat.

>> No.35881301

>>35881268
The exact times when Master's underwear drawer will be unguarded and sniffable

>> No.35881305
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>>35881268
>Do not blow this for us.
What she hears:
>Do ... blow .his ... ..

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>>35880384
alt fluffsnake

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>> No.35881377
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How do you tickle an automaton?

>> No.35881391

>>35881377
with a taser

>> No.35881395

>>35881377
cattle prods, tazers, and lightning magic

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>>35880959

>> No.35881408

>>35881258
What's the best fox bait then?

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>>35881391
>>35881395
>antagonizing the machine
sounds like a bad idea

>> No.35881414

>>35881408
fried tofu or an unguarded chicken coop depending on locality

>> No.35881422
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>>35881408
Aburaage

>> No.35881426

>>35881410
i'm very intrigued by those haywire automata on that saida island with perpetual lightning storms

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>>35881377
Uhhh stick your uhh, synthetic electro inseminator into uhhh, her model V duralube+ synthetic reproductive replicator?

>> No.35881450

>>35881426
Make sure to keep a low profile while walking across the lightning fields. If you hear a consistent whirring noise getting closer it's already too late

>> No.35881451

>>35881377
Analog input to a digital port.

>> No.35881459

>>35881305
Need a rolled up newspaper to bop her with.

>> No.35881466

Elf chads
https://nhentai.net/g/367351/

>> No.35881476

>>35881433
>gremlin has you stick your dick in the mystery tube
>she flips the switch and your dick suddenly feels really good
>after a few seconds, it stops and she pulls it off of you
>your dick is now the same length as the tube, and gremlin is drooling at the sight of it

>> No.35881486

>>35881410
Anon is just trying to show affection, they would probably get the sentiment even if they are off base.

>> No.35881490

>>35881466
>white pee this
>white pee that
Seriously why do I keep seeing this line in hentai? Do japs really?

>> No.35881502

>>35881486
>I have over 12,000 synthetic fibres specialized for cuddling hus-
>Just get in the bed you dope
>Y-yes honey

>> No.35881524
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Something about this monster girl seems suspect but I can't put my finger on it

>> No.35881538

>>35881524
It's probably nothing. Just whip out your incubus dick for her and she, as a monster, should know what to do with it.

>> No.35881547
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>>35881486
she can show affection too

>> No.35881548

>>35881490
it's a real boner killer. sometimes i appreciate the language barrier

>> No.35881584
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>>35881524
Seems legit

>> No.35881596

>>35881524
>>35881584
>desperate human women cosplaying as monsters to try and get men to pay them attention
Truly sad

>> No.35881637

>>35881596
>there's this really flirty human girl with a nice rack who's wonderful and very into you. she's giving off all these signals, you know she's hiding something
>she pushes you down on the bed and you're waiting for her to reveal she's a demon or succubus or something
>she's not
monstergirl twists on the horror genre

>> No.35881642

>>35880959
Tail-lets, when will they learn?

>> No.35881655

>>35881637
Oh god, imagine almost sticking your penis in a h*man woman! The horror! Hold me automaton-chan!

>> No.35881666
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>>35881596
Many such cases

>> No.35881667

>>35881637
>try to slip your pants back on and excuse yourself
>YOU LIKE RAPE, DONTCHA?
>try to eloquently explain that it's a nuanced subject and the broadest definitions of rape may not adequately explain the imagined romantic encounter with a monster
>get raped
such is life

>> No.35881691

>>35881667
kek

>> No.35881828
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>tfw you will never have high elf and dark elf momsters

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>JiiiiI~

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can i keep a wendigo as a pet

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>>35881828
>You walking down the street as an elven woman walks up to you and conversation has been initiated
>"You, human! What do you choose, Asur or Druuchi?" she asks demandingly
>"What?" you wonder
>She sighs "Ugh! Okay let me just say it as this. Asur are high elves, Druuchi are dark elves. Now human boy, I will ask you again. Asur OR Druuchi?" she asks again with more demanding demeanor
>What is your answer???

>> No.35881932

>>35881915
Yeah sure, they're easy.

>> No.35881959

>>35881916
Answer with literally any other kind of elf, like wood elf.

>> No.35881965

>>35881916
Is this a Skyrim reference posing as a Warhammer reference?

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>>35881965
Todd is getting creative with the psy-ops

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>>35882008
Oh fug this isn't the arknights thread. It's got girls with animal ears tho that still counts right?

>> No.35882073

>>35882049
An ancient evil that awakens other ancient evils!

>> No.35882096

>>35882061
Is there a “lower limit” to what a monster girl can be like in terms of non human traits?

>> No.35882106

>>35882096
magical girl, like witches and dark mages are the most human in mge, after that its ears and/or tail, like gremlin which is a demon type with beast ears

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Mods are asleep. Post milk

>> No.35882231

>>35879225
Cute udders bra.

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>>35882133
Alright.

>> No.35882242
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>>35882133

>> No.35882250

>>35879446
Funny, my main concern when considering going full archmage is how to avoid having to fuck any monsters while still capitalizing on the benefits they provide.

>> No.35882430

What part of humans do you think confuses the average monster girls the most?

>> No.35882436
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>>35882430
Other than kakuens... Ears

>> No.35882438

>>35882430
The fact that some of us don't want sex, our weirdly short lifespans and fragility, and our tendency towards situations of mutually assured self-destruction.

>> No.35882459
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How do I achieve peace between kakuen banana bandits and the banana farmers?

>> No.35882464

>>35882459
Just talk like Ray Comfort at the Kakuen.
>Behold! The atheist's nightmare!

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>>35879206
Some anon did a gazer-(kraken?) hybrid

>> No.35882476

>>35882459
You can't, now fork over the bananas or they'll bully you with their butts!

>> No.35882488

>>35882234
More taur type monsters would be cool

>> No.35882675
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I wanna watch a Werner Herzog documentary about MGs. Which species would he cover?

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>> No.35882914

>>35882803
Your glow in the dark CIA squirrels and their misinformation networks can't protect you from the light of God forever.

>> No.35882921

I wanna be assigned to the breeding hut in a p'orc camp.

>> No.35882952

>>35881915
where's the followup to thisnwhere the dad shows up?
also.one of my favorite ln pics is wendidad holding his daughter in his palms. it's cute

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>>35882488
Do we consider dragons to be taurs? They have six limbs after all.

>> No.35883145

>>35882921
I wanna take a handful of p'orcs for myself and turn them into domesticated, brood mothers and be their master.

>> No.35883168

>>35883140
I can't believe centaurs and dragons are insects.

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>>35883140
By that logic angels would be taurs too.

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>>35883168

>> No.35883267

>>35880114
I want one to put me in a headlock and noogie me because I bumped into her by mistake

>> No.35883278
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>>35881906
That's some cool shit.

>> No.35883295

>>35880601
Pythons, will wrap around their eggs and vibrate their bodies to produce heat from friction, helping keep the eggs warm despite them not producing body heat.
So if a Lamia starts twitching while wrapped around you, she's just trying to keep you toasty.

>> No.35883548

>>35883140
no theyre just sexapeds

>> No.35883564
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35883564

You're gonna get clucked.

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>Leave the monsters and them Demon Princesses to me!

>> No.35883849

>>35882921
What's life in the breeding hut even like?
Basically a one bedroom apartment where p'orc girls keeps coming and and fucking you one after another?

>> No.35884248

>>35883804
>trips on a dark matter

>> No.35884381

>>35882914
>Terry Davis isekai'd into MGE

>> No.35884407

>>35883849
you say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.35884464

It must be so frustrating for Chief God to see a promising hero lose to a lvl.1 slime.
Seriously, a lvl.1 slime. Losing to lvl. 1 succubus she at least understands, but how can a HERO lose to a mere lvl.1 slime?

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>> No.35884582

>>35884464
Hero that starts out doesn't get access to good spells until he levels up a bit and slimes have high resistance to physical damage.

>> No.35884721

>>35883564
well guess what?

>> No.35884779
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Echidnas only want one thing and its gross

>> No.35885045

>>35884779
To be an egg factory?

>> No.35885145
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Mosquito.... erotic.....

>> No.35885177

>>35884779
>only 2 hair snakes

>> No.35885247

>>35883804
SEIBA

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35885272

>>35885247

>> No.35885278
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>>35885177

>> No.35885289

>>35884721
what?

>> No.35885292

>>35885272
Seibah has a really high riding skill, right?

>> No.35885301
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35885301

>>35885289
chicken butt

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>>35885301
Built for rape

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>>35885145
imagine being swarmed by these haha,or worse,a group of them pressing themselves on your window just waiting for you to open it

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>>35880959
Mofus get the quantity, vampires get the quality

>> No.35885436

>>35885406
Vampiric kitsune.

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>>35885436
I'm talking about their fanbase.

Patricians go for vampires
Plebeian masses go for mofu

>> No.35885567

>>35885472
is that why old vampires are old hags and still virgins, cause they ain't enough hag love-I mean patricians around for them

>> No.35885577

>>35885378
Haha imagine if your wife mosquito’s eggs hatched and instead of feeding them breast milk or something she just let’s them cling to you and sip your blood wouldn’t that be cool

>> No.35885618

Old hag virgins are the perfect combination

>> No.35885621 [DELETED] 

A running gag in Tex Avery cartoons was showing the mother-in-law as a menacing figure. Explain how a momster-in-law might be a terror. I'll start with Kiki.

>Kiki momster-in-law comes over to visit
>She notices there is a room that her daughter hasn't sorted
>After she leaves, you find that your man cave has been completely reorganized and you no longer know where everything is

>> No.35885630
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>Your face getting molested by baphomet tongue and covered in baphomet saliva
Yes please

>> No.35885631
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143 cm of concentrated maid

>> No.35885659

>>35885577
i dont know if thats supposed to be scary or arousing,what if i get dehydrated?

>> No.35885667
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>>35885631
As maids should be.

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>>35885567
They're totally virgins of their own choice, they're just waiting for the right guy! Most of them are not starting to consider adopting and raising their own husband, not at all!

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>>35885630
Based

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>>35885618
Hmmh!

>> No.35885771

>>35885659
Scarousing. And don’t worry about dehydration, being the incubus husband of a mosquito probably makes you generate huge amounts of blood easily

>> No.35885790

>>35885762
Kanako is the kind of hag goddess who would talk about rewarding her follower and act cool and calm, but inside be freaking because she didn't expect her follower to actually be able to do it and she's not sure what to do next

That's when she invites you inside the shrine and offers you a handshake.

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>when your seed is a bit too potent

>> No.35885808

>>35885771
>wake up
>you are being pressed down by all your daughers taking their blood breakfast
>the buzzing sound rings on your ears nonstop
Fuck that noise

>> No.35885811
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>>35879206

>> No.35885813

>>35885771
>>35885659
It’s literal infants, that is nasty

>> No.35885816

Jinko lost her pagoda again.

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>>35885790
Her hand's all shaky and sweaty.

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>>35885682

>> No.35885829

do elves count as mgs?

>> No.35885830

>>35885813
They’re just feeding bro don’t worry about it

>> No.35885834

>>35885762
The umbrella is more likely to get married than her, she needs to get out and visit the village more often

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>>35885829
>>35885829
>elves

>> No.35885855

>>35885829
They are lewd non-human women who can't stop thinking about human dick, so yes.

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>> No.35885886

>>35885846
Elves are BEAUTIFUL and PURE magical forest people and they NEED to be protected from corruption at ALL COSTS

>> No.35885892

>>35885762
>cute hag
>powerful goddess
>one of the best themes in a series known for great music
>there's the possibility to be a haremfag and bang all three girls at the shrine as a package deal

>> No.35885903

>>35885886
you mean to dick 'em hard and fast and with no remorse?

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>>35885829

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i hope someone tells her that her tail is on fire

>> No.35885938

>>35885682
She might be extra cautious and find a boy as fresh as possible to adopt, like a boy who is about to be born and is already planned to be put up for adoption. She fills out the paperwork in advance and acts as midwife during his birth and walks out with him within minutes after he is born.

>ywn be adopted by a CC monster girl within minutes of your birth

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W-Why is Onee-chan looking at me like that?

>> No.35885989 [DELETED] 

>>35885793
Best case scenario is the seed is so potent that at some point the "rules" get broken and a human male heir is born. Only way to have full blood related older born monster sisters.

>> No.35885999

>>35885846
>incelf
kek

>> No.35886028

I don't want to have sex... I just want to feel love...

>> No.35886062
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>>35886028
There's a skeleton inside you right now.

>> No.35886066

>>35886028
this
cuddling is good too

>> No.35886094

I want to travel to the MGE version of the Inferno town for holiday.

>> No.35886099

>>35885903
>>35885886
Both. Worship and impregnate the elves.

>> No.35886114

>>35885968
someone is gonna get milked. DRY

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Eh, I forgot to ask the guy who replied to me he wants a sleepy mofucore story from a few threads ago. Do you want new characters, or you are fine with me using the ones from my previous works aka Irene and Anon?

>> No.35886129

>>35885938
I wonder how many get bamboozled into adopting someone well into wizard status?

>> No.35886132

>>35886062
Ok. Hear me out, is it POSSIBLE for a man to become an incorporeal undead, and have his skeleton resurrected into a monster girl for him to fuck? Canon possible self-cest?

>> No.35886139

>>35885771
>marry a mosquito
>start cumming blood
amazing and yet terrifying

>> No.35886150
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>>35886132
Ask KC

>> No.35886166

>>35886132
The skeleton would still be male

>> No.35886169

>>35886166
No, skeletons become female when resurrected

>> No.35886174

>>35886169
Alps skeletons?

>> No.35886176

>>35881377
>computer, set synth skin sensitivity to 10
>computer, set laugh volume to 10
>computer, restrict limb motion to flailing
>and computer, remove safety restrictions

>> No.35886208

>>35886174
skelobussy

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>>35879206

>> No.35886221
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>>35886174

>> No.35886246

>>35886129
You mean she fills out the paperwork before ever seeing the boy and she later learns the paper she signs was a total lie or she didn't bother reading them and got what she signed for?

Now lets rearrange that. She pre-orders the boy and then when acting as midwife is the first one to learn that he is born crippled.

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>>35886176
That sounds like a good time

>> No.35886258

>>35886117
what if i stick my dick in her tailpussy while she sleeps?

>> No.35886271

>>35885793
I'm all for having numerous rodent-type monster half-sisters.

>> No.35886274

>>35886117
Uhhhhh sure

>> No.35886277

>>35886257
Just remember Anon: you'll eventually be too tired to tickle her, but she'll never run out of energy to take her revenge

>> No.35886284

>>35886274
I mean go ahead with your characters.

>> No.35886312

>>35885630
Gross, just kiss her properly.

>> No.35886349

>>35885793
Anyone got a proper translation of this? Machine translation is giving me gibberish.

>> No.35886381

>>35886277
Oh no! How could I ever think to challenge a cold immortal machine? Even if that machine is weak to tickling

>> No.35886407

>>35884248 >>35885247
>giving the /tg/ human girl autist attention

>> No.35886408

>>35886312
>He doesn't wanna be erotically licked by a beautiful, little girl
ALP

>> No.35886418

>>35886407
i can't believe anon has such intimate knowledge of /tg/ he knows which poster is which in a completely different thread

>> No.35886425

>>35886381
>run out of breath tickling your automaton
>she grabs your wrist
>"Computer, disengage finger servos"
>I'm afraid I can't do that, Anon
>safety protocols have not be re-engaged
>stuffs your face into her cleavage before you can reactivate them
>mercilessly smothered and pounded by your angry robowife

>> No.35886429

>>35886174
Skeletons are less like normal undead and more like golems made out of bones.

>> No.35886432

>>35885818
Getting an uncomfortably long handshake from Kanako!
Having to pull my hand a bit so she understands she can let go!
Wiping my hand on my shirt since her's was so clammy and sweaty!
Asking her if I can head out now since it's very awkward!
Her saying some weird reply that I can't tell if it's her trying to be cool or young or what!

>> No.35886449
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>>35879206

>> No.35886464

>>35886449
Fat

>> No.35886465

>>35886418
You're nowhere near as subtle as you think you are.

>> No.35886501

>>35886425
>>safety protocols have not be re-engaged
The phrase every automaton husband dreads to hear. Even if she's pouting while saying it

>> No.35886507

>>35886284
okay, when I'm finished I'll post it here as usual.

>> No.35886528
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>An ancient evil awakens

>> No.35886542

>>35886528
She's kind of fluffy for an ancient evil...

>> No.35886546

>move to the frozen ass end of the Yukon to get away from everything
>build your own cabin because fuck yeah
>staying at a hotel in the nearest town in the meantime
>finally make it out to your land, get everything marked out and planned so you can start building
>next day you come back notice a yeti has very clearly marked territory in an area surrounding yours

>> No.35886582

>>35886546
The sign on her cabin says "Cuddle Shack, all are welcome", one peek inside wouldn't hurt

>> No.35886594

>>35886546
>has very clearly marked territory
gross

>> No.35886605
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>>35886528
NOOOO NOT THE HUMAN-SIZED CHEST AIEEEEE
HELP ME TEZCATLIPOCA I'M CUMMING INSAAAAANEEEEE

>> No.35886613
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>>35886528
Dick it
What could possibly go wrong

>> No.35886614

>>35886546
Move to White Agony Creek

>> No.35886623

>>35886528
just imagine how heavy her horns are

>> No.35886634
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>>35886613
Ancient Evils tend to be extremely possessive and pent-up, so your dick would only be freed from her pussy after at least 3 months of non-stop sex.

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>> No.35886654

>>35886528
Damn I love horns.

>> No.35886663

>>35886546
Realistically living in a cabin in the snowy part of the world would be the easiest way to avoid getting raped
>monsters generally don’t attack people
>only monsters that are a real threat are glacies and selkies
>glacies just want to harvest your energy without sex and could be easily scared off with fire magic, and selkies are usually stubborn and haughty unless their clothes fall off
>so you could live in a cabin and survive by hunting and fishing and not really have to worry about getting raped at all

>> No.35886664

>>35886546
>Dark Elf didn't do her research and moved to Great Slave Lake because the name made her think it would be easy to get a slave-consort
>She refuses to admit she made a mistake and would rather die than go back empty handed and face her sisters mockery
>At least that vampire that lives nearby made the same mistake so she isn't completely alone

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>>35879206

>> No.35886684

>>35886613
you spawn a legion of MG who proceed to go on a raping spree across the land and become the king of a previously extinct monster faction

>> No.35886685

>>35882073
So, like their mom?

>> No.35886698

>>35886680
Her ass is as big as her chest.

>> No.35886700

>>35886664
>a man finally comes up to the lake for a fishing trip
>vampire and dark elf practically tripping over each other as they sprint towards him
>corner him on a frozen lake
>devolves into a catfight as they have each claimed him
>while they fight, a selkie pulls the guy under
>vamp and dark elf left staring at a hole in the ice
>go back to their tiny, drafty cabins to skulk

>> No.35886710

>>35886528
Myria?

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>>35886698
It's things like that that prove God is real

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>> No.35886828

>>35886700
If they really wanted a husband they would have dived in after him
>frost dragon flying back from a shopping trip down south to her home in the Arctic sees a dark elf, selkie, and vampire rolling around on the ice and fighting over a man
>laughs and films it with her phone so she can upload it to Mtube later

>> No.35886899

That's it, I'm giving myself up to science and letting those point dexters do whatever they want to my body

>> No.35886902

>>35886698
yes, and?

>> No.35886938

>>35886546
>Aslaug's Hug & Snug (Formerly Anon's)
I tried.

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Dark elves can't enslave you if you are too useless

>> No.35886963
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35886963

>>35879206

>> No.35886974

>>35886963
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>> No.35886997

>>35886948
I wouldn't say that. They're always in need of pleasure slaves and breeders.

>> No.35887049

>>35886948
nope, whipping shall continue until morale and competence improves

>> No.35887067

>>35887049
What if competence decreases instead?

>> No.35887077

>>35885938
On the subject of MG midwives, are there any monster girls who wouldn't make a excellent midwife? They're all supposed to be good at physically handling humans. If a pregnant woman was in labor I can't imagine a nearby monster girl not doing everything they can for her.

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35887080

>>35879206

>> No.35887083

It's kind of incredible the stronger and desperate mgs don't just start decimating the slimes to avoid them claiming majority of adventurers

>> No.35887088

>>35887067
more whipping

>> No.35887092

>>35887083
I never understood why people want to be adventurers. I just want to chill and work on my crops.

>> No.35887105

>>35887092
As far as I can tell the main reason to become an adventurer in a monstergirl setting is to get raped by monstergirls.

>> No.35887137

>>35887105
I want to be an adventurer to see the world and see new and strange monster girls

>> No.35887164

>>35887092
I want an echidna,i dont think echidnas would venture out of their caves to seek a farmer

>> No.35887171

>>35887092
I like the idea of trying to explore the world for as long as possible without getting raped
>developing all kinds of tricky spells and enchanted items to help make you faster, let you stun or confuse monsters, or put them to sleep so you can easily get away
>entire time you’re adventuring you get to see all kinds of great sights while also playing a game of cat and mouse with every monster around and leaving a trail of hypnotized and sleeping monsters in your wake

>> No.35887184

>>35879470

pastebinned it for whoever wrote that nice story, had to change a few choice words in the last section to squeeze it through though

https://pastebin.com/nP4WBvGi

>> No.35887202

>>35887092
That's what you do after you retire with your wife. When you see a young man traveling with his salamander childhood friend, you take him into the basement and give him an "overpowered ring from the final zone." When he comes back to thank you, you tell him that the ring didn't have any enchantments on it.

>> No.35887216

>>35887184
Thanks man. I might work that into a proper story on my Ao3 later, didn't expect it to get that long. I can definitely expound upon it though.

>> No.35887219

>>35887164
>be a farmer
>run out of space in Your basement
>build a new one outside of Your home
>since there's nothing to do, start expanding it
>it's getting kinda big now
>one day a snake lady shows up, claims Your basement is perfect for her to set up a dungeon in
>load her onto a wagon with Your strong farmer arms and drive her out of the village
>she comes back the next day, saying You defeated her, therefore You are worthy of being her husband

>> No.35887254

FARMING IS FOR WIMPS

>> No.35887276

>>35887254
>said the manlet skelly from the city

>> No.35887284

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7eP_AAVkBAX6p1?format=jpg&name=small
Lewd sword

>> No.35887287

>>35887254
Well, well, look at the city incubus and his fancy new midland carriage.

>> No.35887308

>>35886465
lol

>> No.35887320

>man up and decide to take the bold path of becoming a farmer in MGE
>not even one week into it there's an alraune bulb smack dab in the middle of one of your fields
>you think she might be trying to be sneaky, but it's not like any of the crops have even sprouted for her to blend in with

>> No.35887334

>>35887320
Just tell her you know she's there and you don't like Alruanes that way.

>> No.35887338

becoming a farmer is a surefire way of getting raped by a cow, goat, sheep or plant

which is why I became a farmer

>> No.35887344

Anon; Professional Manticore Hunter and Tailpussy Fister, at your service.

>> No.35887368

>>35887320
First, you plow the fields, then their mom.

>> No.35887373

>>35887344
>Tailpussy Fister
Cumming from handholding is embarrassing enough. Get ready to develop an extreme addiction.

>> No.35887380

>>35887338
>be a farmer in MGE
>help a stray Holstaur with a sprained ankle and host her for a few days
>herd instinct kicks in and other cows start showing up at the farm
>there's 20 holsts, 5 minos 2 ushis and 1 haku on the farm now

>> No.35887387
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35887387

>>35887344
Reminder you will become a plaything even to your own daughter

>> No.35887402

>>35887320
Get some Super-Gro™ Hyper Alraune Fertilizer and dump as many bags of it as you can directly into the soil surrounding her.

>> No.35887405

>>35887387
Daughteru dicking is cringe and even Manticores would have to abide by my feelings.

>> No.35887415

>>35887373
Addiction to watching my fluffy wife cum and be embarrassed from simple handholding? Hell yeah I would be. I bet she'd be a major patslut, too.

>> No.35887417

>>35887344
>Anon! Thank the Chief God you're here!
>there's a manticore in the woods!
>fear not, citizen! I'll handle this!
>Anon procedes to tear his pants off in front of the manticore
>gets ravaged in front of the whole village
>turns out he overstated his credentials, actually just an exhibitionist with a manticore fetish
>still technically stopped manticore from attacking the town

>> No.35887435

>>35887387
Nah, those little shits will have to find their own boyfriends

>> No.35887442

>>35887417
Yes but minus the exhibitionism. I'd tear my pants off in front of her in the forest, or in front of her cave.

>> No.35887448

>>35879206
Cumming inside the tiny womb of a sabbath girl

>> No.35887450

>>35887320
Tell her that field is for potatoes, and if she doesn't move she will be henceforth considered a potato.

>> No.35887462

>>35887405
pee pee poo poo ka ka doo doo on you anon

>> No.35887470

>>35887442
>in front of her cave.
Imagine how terrifying it would be for the poor 'core, minding her own business in her house, when suddenly a stranger kicks the doors in, tears his pants off and screams "I AM HERE TO FUCK YOU".

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>>35887448
lolis suck, sabbath sucks, fuck a real woman with great big stonkin tits

>> No.35887476

>>35887470
And then he just starts furiously rubbing her head

>> No.35887485

>>35887472
Agreed.

>> No.35887552
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35887552

This is going exactly where you think it's going darling

>> No.35887565

>>35887476
>neetcore in her neet cave, playing some vidya
>when suddenly, BOOM
>She is startled and goes to check
>There is a man
>He sees her and of instead of running away, he rips his pants off, and yells I AM HERE TO FUCK YOU
>He then begins to rush her, the neetcore out of her element, runs
>He catches up to her, looming over her, She is shaking due to never being this close to a man before
> then he pats her head, she is so shocked that she faints

>> No.35887593

>>35887552
I can think of several places that this could be going. And none of them are bad

>> No.35887598
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>>35887448
This but with a fairy or a pixie

>> No.35887647

>>35887565
And next I shall introduce her to the wonders of all the weird and somewhat obscure vidya I have.

>> No.35887655

>>35887338
or the occasional dragon, or roving bands of the undead, or wolves, or orcs

>> No.35887663

>>35887655
yes
the point is, being a farmer is a good way of getting raped

>> No.35887675

>>35887663
whats the fastest way to get raped?

>> No.35887678
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>>35887472
Little girls are the best, the sabbath is still kind of boring, fuck a flat-chested true loli and nakadashi her cute pussy and butthole.

>> No.35887689

>>35887675
it really depends

>> No.35887699

>>35887675
On a farm?
Just sit out in the open after a day's work.
A young male, tired and sweaty; monsters can smell that for miles.

>> No.35887707

>>35887678
How's the county jail treating you, buddy?

>> No.35887710

>>35887699
in general

>> No.35887716

>>35887710
Oh in general? Go into a dark alley in the city.

>> No.35887738

>>35887338
I just wanna grow my plants in peace but these plant girls and greenworms keep pestering me to grow even more.
I’m pretty sure both of them are getting off on me planting seeds.

>> No.35887747

>>35887738
>>35887738
>i'm planting these seeds but not in thee

>> No.35887748

>>35887738
Greenworms can be dealt with by plantinga lot of collard greens
It'll distract them basically permanently if you replant it.

>> No.35887749
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35887749

>>35887552
Dinner then cuddling. Right?

>> No.35887751

>>35887710
Go into a monster girl city and simply say your single and lonely. I’d give you 7 seconds.

>> No.35887769

>>35887747
>plant girl watches anon plant seeds into the ground
>”god I wish that was me”

>> No.35887817

>>35887769
if thats just planting seeds what about watering them

>> No.35887820

>>35887472
>lolis suck
I'm hoping they do

>> No.35887828

>>35887820
trolis lolis lick n dick

>> No.35887853

Loli's sock cause they ain't never gonna get any cock.

>> No.35887861
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35887861

>>35887820
uohhhhhh

>> No.35887874

I bet onis beat the husbands

>> No.35887881

>>35887861
high elf loli tummy

>> No.35887894
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35887894

>>35887820
>>35887828
>>35887861
Favorite loli monster, GO!

>> No.35887901

>>35887894
Druella

>> No.35887908

>>35887894
none of them cause lolis dont make my dick hard

>> No.35887926 [SPOILER] 
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>>35887894
succubi

>> No.35887935
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>>35887894
My slime daughter

>> No.35887936
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>>35887894
Same as my favorite overall monster, the Robutt

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35887971

What are some pickup lines to seduce a oni?
>"I bet i can outdrink you"

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35887993

Oh no! Kiki is flabbergasted when she 'accidentaly' looked at your browsing history! What did she see that has her so upset?

>> No.35888004
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>>35887993
Upskirt pictures of herself

>> No.35888007
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>>35887894
Wight

>> No.35888011
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35888011

>>35887993
my desire to pamper and spoil old maids like her

>> No.35888014

>>35887993
How much of a slut for tailpussy I am.

>> No.35888020
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>>35887472
>>lolicucks
>tiny dicks
>double digit iq
>find undeveloped children attractive
>find destroying the innocence of children erotic
>universally hated

>>tittychads
>dicks big enough for simuntaneous paizuri and oral
>triple digit iq
>appreciate the wonderful versatility of breasts
>has discovered dozens of objectively erotic things about breasts independently
>respected by both plebs and patricians

>> No.35888021

>>35887993
Purchase confirmation of a robot vacuum that can also mop.

>> No.35888024

>>35887993
my face while saying, "I know you went through my computer, no more sex for a week"

>> No.35888037

>>35887993
>bestiality and loli porn
Haha, surely it’s just a glitch haha I would never

>> No.35888046
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35888046

>>35888020
Wisdom.

>> No.35888051
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35888051

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1420780793392033792
New KC patreon post. This time it's free.

>> No.35888053

>>35887993
>big minotaurs
>how to meet minotaurs
>mino boobs gifs
>mino abs
>red t-shirts

>> No.35888076

>>35888020
>not wanting to dickbulge poke out from the cunnymgs.
>not wanting to breed all kinds of monster from small to "gigantic"

>> No.35888086

>>35887993
>old hag destroy poor shota
>shota potion recpies
>nearest hag city
>more hags raping
>how to flirt with hags

>> No.35888088

>>35888020
>find destroying the innocence of children erotic
wrong, I prefer lolibabas

>> No.35888130

>>35887993
>how to summon shoggoth

>> No.35888135
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>>35888076
Everything a loli can do a titty bomb can do better. Cunny is a meme made by jelly baph-hags.

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>>35888130
>Mentally deranged and borderline feral kikimora rapes master for two weeks straight

>> No.35888138

>>35887993
>tiles

>> No.35888142

>>35888020
>titty "chads"
>opinions and preferences defined completely by elite, media and collective psychosis
>likes udders, is ironically cattle

>> No.35888149

are we really about to argue titties right now, Ass is the best thing since the wheel

>> No.35888159

>>35888142
>implying elites aren't vile pedos

>> No.35888162
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>>35888051
Holy fuck she cute. I really can’t decide whether I like Ghosts or Wisps more

>> No.35888168
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>>35887993
Impregnation
handholding
Marriage

>> No.35888177

>>35887993
my onlymonsters pics

>> No.35888195
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35888195

Monsters that love to prey on anxious and shy men?

>> No.35888200

>>35888195
Manticores and bogeys, but for entirely different reasons.

>> No.35888203

>>35888195
I think you would do better to make a list of monsters who don't.

>> No.35888214

>>35887993
Female bodybuilders

>> No.35888247

>>35888051
>Heart silohuette in her sleeve
He really enjoys putting them in his designs and the redrawn ghost is cute hope he does more for the old girls too

>> No.35888358

>>35888135
>Everything a loli can do a titty bomb can do better
The lolis are cuter

>> No.35888382
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>>35888358
Not cuter than Titania.

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35888400

>>35887993
Pop-up ads for "Shoggo's Maids'R'us"

>> No.35888464

>>35888051
A long needed update and it's nice to see him reconfirm that the undead kingdom will be in the game.

>> No.35888508

>>35888400
You never have to buy toothpaste or brushes or even do your own dental hygiene since she'll just brush with Shogsodyne™ and you'll be free of cavities for life, it even repairs gums with partially solid slime

>> No.35888531

>>35888020
Preach it, brother

>> No.35888554
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35888554

>he doesn't like both mature women and lolis
Shit taste, all of you.

>> No.35888561

>>35888554
lolis are cute and should be treated like daughters, mature women are for making daughters with

>> No.35888572
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>>35888561
This Anon is correct.

>> No.35888576

>>35888561
I'll make daughters with both.

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just fucking annihilate me

>> No.35888673
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>>35888656

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>> No.35888707

>>35888561
Lolis are cute and should be treated like daughterwifes, lovers or girlfriends, and like wives when they become mature women.

>> No.35888712
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>> No.35888721

>>35888712
>tfw ywn ever be raped by a group of horny krakens

>> No.35888727

I love monster girls but is deeply afraid of commitment. What monster girl would let me pretend it’s just a fuck buddy relationship but also care about me and show she actually loves me?

>> No.35888733

>>35888673
i am scared

>> No.35888739

>>35888712
Krakens are underrated imo. With all the hagposting i think they deserve more attention as they are pretty much hags of the sea.

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>>35888739

>> No.35888763

>>35888739
>hags of the sea
time to swim into the murky depths to find some

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>> No.35888815
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>> No.35888819

>>35888794
>those mana tanks
that lady is one hell of a mage

>> No.35888839
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35888839

i want to "lose" to a sea hag and be forced to become her slave forever

>> No.35888856

>>35888839
This but with a fox hag.

>> No.35888870
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35888870

>>35888839
>>35888856
Fuck, forgot pic.

>> No.35888879

>>35888839
This but with a mindflayer hag.
>Pent up sexually frustration makes them lose control and mindbreak me on the first night
>Has to be a lot more gentle to help me recover but still needs to feed

>> No.35888883
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>> No.35888895

>>35888883
I'm such a slut for stylish military uniforms.

>> No.35888901
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35888901

>>35888883
Too small.

>> No.35888920

>>35888879
>hag
pretty sure that's getting redacted but do enjoy your blood related younger sister mindflayer childhood friend to whom you've promised many things over the years

>> No.35888940

>>35888920
n matter how much a mindflayer can mees with my head, I will never forget that I have a haf wife, cause that is the only thing that can get me hard

>> No.35888941

REMINDER that just because she is ancient and a virgin there is no need to call her a hag,maybe she is just shy or got too much tunnel vision in making evil plans and never executing them

>> No.35888953

>>35888941
her anger makes her look cuter in my eyes

>> No.35888956
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>> No.35888969

>>35888956
i've a fondness for gradient hair

>> No.35888970

>>35888956
sweaters make every mamono better

>> No.35888986
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35888986

>>35888970
true

>> No.35889022
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>> No.35889029
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>> No.35889033

>>35889029
Never trust sneks

>> No.35889050

>>35889033
See if he read the bibble he'd know that

>> No.35889057
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>>35888970
Sorry for the small image but

>> No.35889061
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35889061

How horny would you be if a Minotaur or Jinko did this with you?

https://twitter.com/ElJarochoFeliz/status/1419475523885879297?s=19

>> No.35889066

>>35889029
are those,carton panties?

>> No.35889069

>>35889033
Trust sneks, anything saying otherwise is just taillet propaganda

>> No.35889074

I’m gonna get a zombie addicted to kissing so after I turn her into a wight I can make her regress into her zombie state just by kissing her.

>> No.35889078

>>35889069
are snek more trustworthy, the fatter their tails are?

>> No.35889088

>>35889078
not always but it's a good guide yes

>> No.35889092
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Foxes in boxes.

>> No.35889103

>>35889078
No,what if a snake is scrawny just because she didn't expected to get a husband? of course she would instantly start a nice feeding diet to gain more body meat to bear children

>> No.35889107

>>35889078
Length also applies.

>> No.35889134

>>35889092
Closing the box, then taking it home.

>> No.35889153

>>35889074
Or you'll end up with a Wight that acts like a Ghoul.

>> No.35889166
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>> No.35889218

>>35889061
>y-you too

>> No.35889239
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>> No.35889265
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Rabbit butt.

>> No.35889283

>>35889265
I wanna the rabbit

>> No.35889289
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>> No.35889330

>>35881906
>>35883278
I want to feed her torso mouth some cheeseburgers.

>> No.35889334

>>35889061
Probably would just be incapable of talking
all the spaghetti spills
maybe mumble out a
>y-yes please

>> No.35889353
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Cold cow.

>> No.35889360
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>>35889353
hot cow

>> No.35889371

>>35889353
What a chilly evening, I guess I'll need to stay the night.

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>> No.35889423
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Monster knights are for ____

>> No.35889426
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>slaying and making trophies of dragons
I sleep
>fucking, marrying, and entering domestic partnerships with dragons for mutual benefit as well as the promotion of amicable interspecies relations
REAL SHIT

>> No.35889433

>>35889426
Smug whisker dragon

>> No.35889434
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>>35889423
Riding.

>> No.35889436

>>35889423
>>35889423
making fun cause they chunni dorks

>> No.35889443

>>35889423
Fighting for the holy grail with

>> No.35889460
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>> No.35889476

>>35889423
farting in their general direction

>> No.35889485

>>35889460
Cute, would follow a linear progression of slaying monsters and the undead through her castle, to ask her out on a date.

>> No.35889491

>>35889460
gonna raid her castle and run off with her to live as simple peasants

>> No.35889508
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>> No.35889521

>>35889423
being prince carried by

>> No.35889546

>>35889423
Hypnotizing and putting them to sleep in the middle of the fight so they wake up after everyone’s fucked their new husbands and gone home and they’re left to sulk back to the barracks alone

>> No.35889552

>>35889423
Settling down with their childhood friend and starting a farm together outside of town.

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>> No.35889591

Congratulations! You're the winner of a "15 Minute Make-Out Session" with one of the following girls:

>Black Harpy
>Girtablilu
>Whitehorn

So which will it be, Mr. Winner?

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>>35889591
No contest.

>> No.35889606

>>35889591
Whitehorn. No doubt.

>> No.35889610

>>35889591
That's tough.
Probably whitehorn.

>> No.35889615

So hear me out, if you will:
>Sleeping Beauty, but MGE'd.
>Prince Anon is the cutest, most beautiful male in all the lands, so pure he hasn't even made eye contact with a woman.
>He is cursed by a yucky human w*man who he did not want, so she sends him to sleep, forever.
>The rest of the story is a big group of old hags battling each other to be Prince Anon's first kiss that will awaken him.
>Anon marries her and she becomes his queen.

What do you think?

>> No.35889616

>>35889591
studio ghibli pls

>> No.35889618

>>35889591
Wait a second, I never entered any contests...

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>>35889591

>> No.35889635

>>35889615
It's a hag story without any icky /ss/ so I'll give it a 10 just for that.

>> No.35889652

>>35889591
how the fuck did you get into my house, and why at 3am?

>> No.35889658
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>>35889426
Guess it's time to go hunt down a harem.

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>>35889616

>> No.35889676

>>35889591
I don't care about either can I have this fox >>35889569

>> No.35889678

>>35889664
Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.35889688

>>35889678
we are in the midst of a pandemic anon

>> No.35889694

>>35889678
Because you're a big guy

>> No.35889695
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>>35889591

>> No.35889698

>>35889591
I must kiss the black harpy!

>> No.35889699
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>> No.35889707

>>35889600
>>35889619
>>35889695
She knows she's the best girl.

>> No.35889724
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>>35889707

>> No.35889754
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>>35888727
Cheshire, she'll bully you like a friend.

>> No.35889803

>>35888727
If the Dryad profile is anything to go by, most forest-dwelling mamonoare chill with that - so most bug girls and beast girls could fit that desire. Succ is also obvious here, but Succs are perfect for everything, so that's trivial.

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A succubus ate my banana how will I calm down my kakuen bully so she doesn't make me return to monke?

>> No.35889824

>>35888883
imagine she grinds her ass on you in public and you have to pretend not to notice or else it'll make a scene

>> No.35889828
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>>35886546
>even as fresh snow falls, you can see faint paw prints leading up to your house
>tracks lead from your front door, to your windows, to the back of the house
>nothing else out of the ordinary, no signs of forced entry
>make sure all doors and windows are locked and go to bed
>wake up right as the sun's coming up
>there's a big, crazy Yeti with her paws and face pressed against your bedroom window like this
https://litter.catbox.moe/0cid1w.png

>> No.35889830
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>>35889815
Grab her tail.

>> No.35889834

>>35889815
give her your other banana

>> No.35889842

Dragonflies are the most successful hunters, catching 95% of the prey they pursue. Similarly Dragonfly girls are the best pickup artist, securing 95% of mates with thier icebreaker alone.

>> No.35889851
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>> No.35889883

>>35888021
>one day your roomba goes missing
>next morning you find it destroyed on your lawn
>as soon as you shut the door from taking the wreck inside, hear a knock
>it's a kiki asking if you need anything cleaned

>> No.35889896

>>35889851
Crocomaid! Best maid!

>> No.35889901

>>35889830
Reminder that grabbing any monster's tail is a marriage proposal. Better be prepared to take responsibility.

>> No.35889905

>>35887993
That madoka doujin where they are all futas being hunted by dick sucking t-rexes and raptors.

>> No.35889917

>>35889905
Yo sauce, am in the mood to laugh

>> No.35889925
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>>35889917
sure you are anon

>> No.35889935

>>35889925
I want laugh m8, is it that fucked up?

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>>35889905

>> No.35889943
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>>35889917
The description isn't hyperbole

>> No.35889947

>>35889936
It is exactly as it sounds

>> No.35889974
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I thought dragons were supposed to be strong. This one just lets me do whatever I want to her.

>> No.35889993
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Do you think it’s possible for an automaton to be modified to have a lower body like a spider? What about a lamia? God if I could have a mechanical lamia automaton as my wife that would be great

>> No.35890004

>>35889943
I expected monster girl dinosaurs not this

>> No.35890009

>>35889993
Best keep gremlins away from archotech, nothing good comes from it

>> No.35890019

>>35889993
Yes, it is entirely possible to modify them in such a way

>> No.35890024

>>35889993
Don't ask this around a gremlin, Anon. You'll get her worked up into a building frenzy.
>end up with a massive walk-in closet specifically built to hold all the different kinds of body mods for your automaton wife
>from small stuff like holst horns and hooves, to large spider bodies and lamia tails

>> No.35890039

>>35889974
That's not a dragon, it's just an umi-osho with horns.

>> No.35890103

>>35890039
But she has a dragon tail and breathes fire. Is this a new hybrid?

>> No.35890109

>>35889029
>>35889033
Fuck snakes.
https://nhentai.net/g/366709/

>> No.35890111
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>>35889993
Yes on all questions, they are basically the legos of MGs, build and combine them however you want.

>> No.35890116
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35890116

>>35890024
>”babe, it’s 2pm, time for your hot-swapping!”

>> No.35890120

>>35889993
MGQ taught me you can make droids out of everything with full breedable functions so yes.
It also taught me they are prone to raping you thousands of times so...

>> No.35890142

>>35890024
>needing a closet
>not having her shift forms like a Predacon
You're not gonna make it, Yesss

>> No.35890158

Fellas, I think synching my automaton wife to my smart home was a mistake. She's sealed me in and won't let me leave. All the groceries are being delivered to her front door, and now she's ordering all sorts of gremlin-tech into herself. I'm tired of being milked dry as I walk down the hall. My mancave is the only place she hasn't integrated yet. What do?

>> No.35890163

>>35889993
I had an idea for max rape
JAUT
Jabberwock
Automaton
Ushi Oni
Tentacle

>> No.35890169

>>35890158
>My mancave is the only place she hasn't integrated yet
That's just what she allows you to believe.

>> No.35890173

>>35890158
have you tried:
fucking her asshole

>> No.35890176
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>>35890109
Cute, but I want this with a skink.

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>> No.35890197

>>35890158
Should have gotten a shog, she would have incorporated that mancave right quick.

>> No.35890205

Best monstergirl wife for a man looking to let go of his anger?

>> No.35890208
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35890208

How do I tell smoke hobos no smoking in the house?

>> No.35890218

>>35890208
Give them something else to stick in their mouth.

>> No.35890225
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>>35890205

>> No.35890228
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I have a mighty need for nerd monsters with thick coke-bottle glasses.

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>> No.35890257

>>35890225
This will do.

>> No.35890264

>>35890225
>Anon tells his mom there's a monster under his bed
>Mom tells anon don't worry, there no such thing as monsters, turns out the light and closes the door
>Seconds later Bogey comes crawling out from under anons bed and under his covers with him

>> No.35890268
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>>35889917
https://exhentai.org/g/1708033/f3ceadd8d2/
https://exhentai.org/g/1724571/afcde8c6fc/

>> No.35890282
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How do I keep gains goblins away from me at the gym

>> No.35890333
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>"Oh, there you are, honey."

>> No.35890337
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>>35890333
>"Oh, there you are, honey"

>> No.35890375

>>35890188
She needs a nap

>> No.35890378
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>>35890337
>"Oh, there you are, honey."

>> No.35890417

I need a chonk wife and muscle wife.

>> No.35890418

>>35890173
That was the first thing I tried to do. I installed a "weak to anal" program for just such an emergency. But now her butt is sealed in a vault guarded by drones, cyber tentacles, and automatic fellators. I can't shut her down from here.

>> No.35890427

>>35890282
Is that her? Send her my way, I'll keep her off you.

>> No.35890464

>>35888712
A, does she have nipples? And B, can I suck on them?

>> No.35890487
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>>35890208
>cop Anon called to house to get rid of hobos shitting up neighborhoods
>maam I'm gonna have to ask you to stop being a public nuisance
>she's just smoking there, menacingly
>maam, MAAM, NO LOITERING MAAM, I SAID NO LOITERING
>she lowers her pipe and stares directly at his face with a piercing gaze
>"Listen, young man..."
>cut to next panel
>anon gets instant loss'd

>> No.35890509
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Congratulations anon you've been chosen to breed a new hive of bees

>> No.35890511
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>>35890464
Yes on both counts.

>> No.35890530

>>35890509
Don't worry, bee happy.

>> No.35890538

>>35890511
She lactates too?

>> No.35890551

>>35888051
those clothes look a size too small. guess she probably didn't prepare her wardrobe for a completely unexpected post-mortem growth spurt.

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>> No.35890560

>>35890509
Finally beeing told to just bee urself has paid off.

>> No.35890575

>>35890509
Sounds pretty hip

>> No.35890587

>>35890509
time to recite the entire bee movie as I do

>> No.35890694

>>35890511
>thousand hear old kraken mom
Yes please.

>> No.35890762
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I wanna piss off my wife!

>> No.35890781

>>35887993
....that I have browsing history turned off, denying whatever it was she hoped to find

>> No.35890784
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why are cats like this?

>> No.35890786
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>>35890762
>Call monster fat
>Makes herself fat with your kids

>> No.35890793

>>35888135
>lilim will never deliver tied-up succs to your doorstep

>> No.35890843

>>35890784
Cats are dumb.

>> No.35890880

>>35890378
she looks pretty smug for a monster in molesting range

>> No.35890884

>>35890786
Exactly as planned

>> No.35890926

>>35890378
need spookier monster girls to scare the shit out of me before comforting me with cuddles and/or fucking me senseless

>> No.35890937
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>> No.35890952

i have a confession to make

>> No.35891005
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>>35890952
That you love lizardmen and only lizardmen, right?

>> No.35891026

>>35890952
I am on the verge of alping

>> No.35891031

>>35891026
I'll pull your tail and bully you once you're transformed anon.

>> No.35891051

>>35891005
No, I only pretend to have a preggers fetish,

>> No.35891058
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>>35891005
No, fuck them

>> No.35891081

>>35891005
strictly inferior to salamanders

>> No.35891092
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https://twitter.com/ShockGyutantei/status/1420886409959723008
Hachisaku from the artist that did that one doujin of the succubus that rapes the shota in the bus

>> No.35891095
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>>35879206

>> No.35891162

>>35890762
>love to piss off your wife
>love to see her seethe
>love to be smug about it
>love what she does to you afterwards
>use methods that are almost scientific to come up with the best ways to make her angry
>she finds one of your notebooks filled with scrawling on how to piss her off
>now the angriest she's ever been knowing that it's all a joke to you
>when she's finally done with you, make a note in your most current book about how effective it was and to see if you can replicate it

>> No.35891180

How would a monster react to the rare situation where a man chooses a human woman over her?

>> No.35891187

>>35891180
>Tch.

>> No.35891203

>>35891180
Happy anon will get a few sons and she’ll get a sister to help around the house and raising the kids

>> No.35891235

>>35891162
>write down the most effective way to piss off your nacha wife
>"Exist."

>> No.35891267
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>Cows are needy and want sex
>Give in
>Cows are even more needy and want more sex
>Give in again
>Cows are pregnant, are even more needy and want even more
When does the vicious cycle end?

>> No.35891274

>>35891267
when the global average cup size is a C cup

>> No.35891280

>>35891267
Attempted suicide. Then they become like overprotective mothers and fuck you all the time.

>> No.35891293

>>35891267
just tell them that you wouldnt have sex with a woman that wasnt your wife

>> No.35891442

>>35891267
simple, profess your love for goats and their inherently superior body type and they will either leave you alone or change themselves into more manageable animals.
worst-case scenario, your pelvis will remain unbroken for a somewhat longer period of time.

>> No.35891470

>>35891442
>profess your love for goats and their inherently superior body type
But why would someone lie like that? Everyone loves big fat cow tits and the holy nectar that flows from their nipples.

>> No.35891475
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35891475

>>35891442
>Thinking goats are more manageable
You'll just have bunch of drunk cows without inhibitions no longer holding back that semi-mino strength as they all take turns grinding your pelvis to dust

>> No.35891481

>>35891267
Your first mistake was fucking a cow. I'd never fuck a cow. Now, I could easily see myself making a similar mistake for a cute Witch and her Familiar and her friends and their Familiars, and their Bicorn teacher.

>> No.35891486
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>> No.35891492

>>35891486
undine or slime?

>> No.35891495

>>35891470
goats and cows are the same thing, change my mind

>> No.35891496
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35891496

Make a wish

>> No.35891502

>>35891496
I want a 8 ft tall venus mommy monster gf

>> No.35891512

>>35891496
I wish I had a Lilim wife!

>> No.35891519

>>35891496
I wish a cute JC Genie would regularly give me lapdances and schlick for me!

>> No.35891536

>>35891235
>have nacho wife
>almost too easy to piss her off
>tomes upon tomes of ways to rile her up
>but those pale in comparison to the crown jewel of your collection
>in the darkest depths of your stash
>a torn, blood and tear stained page with not but two words that nearly cost you your life
>"Calm down"

>> No.35891554

>>35891495
wake me up when cows start ramming people in the balls for the smallest of inconveniences. save for a few exceptions, those fuckers are nothing more than concentrated little piles of hatred who think too highly of themselves

>> No.35891590

>>35891492
Bioandroid alien mutant clone slimes

>> No.35891603
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35891603

https://twitter.com/mila27315

>> No.35891607

>>35891496
I wish all monsters to be flat

>> No.35891611
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>>35891603

>> No.35891617
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>>35891607
DAMN YOU

>> No.35891623

>>35891607
fuck you and I hope your wife has some of the biggest honkers you ever seen

>> No.35891656

>>35891607
I hope a bag of bricks falls on your head.

Fuck you captcha stop giving me DMXVK the shit don't fucking work. Fix your goddamn captcha hiromoot.

>> No.35891673
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>>35891486
If I could meet even a slime clone of my waifu I'd still do it

>> No.35891696

>>35891673
Anon, NO

>> No.35891713

>>35891486
>>35891673
I feel like I should recognize these characters. What's this from?

>> No.35891722

>>35891617
the series then goes on to have a combined 5 lolis in its entirety, and 4 of them aren't even flat.
this is what true failure looks like.

>> No.35891726
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>>35891713
Blaster Master Zero. BMZ3 was released today, one of the bosses and uncommon enemies are those loli slime clones of the heroine Eve.

>> No.35891828

>>35891442
How would Holstaurs react if their farmer preferred goat milk over cow milk?

>> No.35891835

>>35891828
lock him in the milking shed to "educate" him on the wonders of proper milk

>> No.35891841

>>35891835
Sounds like a great way to start a feud with the farm's satyrs

>> No.35891846
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Fumo.

>> No.35891859
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>>35891846
I'll take 10.

>> No.35891878
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>>35891841
cows can call in their mino cousins to help them out. what do the goats have? drunk goats? loli goats that don't have milk? everyone knows farmers belong to their cows

>> No.35891902

>>35891878
That Mino looks ready for a brawl.

>> No.35891931
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35891931

>>35891878
You forgot about their ram sisters

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>>35891931
the two sides are evenly matched...however you forgot who's teaching farmer anon the only true milk is cow

>> No.35892065
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>>35879206
Meet your new neighbors

>> No.35892092

>>35892065
It seems like there’s kinda a small amount of monsters that live in arctic areas compared to other areas in the setting

>> No.35892098

>>35891931
I wonder why they are called rams

>> No.35892110
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>>35892065
Oh boy I love yetis!

>> No.35892159
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Congrats anon you won the queen's hand in marriage, now all you have to do is breed all of her castle guard

>> No.35892175

>>35892159
>come out, prince Anon!
>we have your castle surrounded!
>NOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR KEKQUEAN FANTASIES!
>too late, you little bitch!
>now get out here and start boning my courtiers!

>> No.35892176

Gyaru foxes?

>> No.35892185

>>35892176
Isn't that just a regular brown fox?

>> No.35892191

>>35892175
>this is the third time this week that anon's castle was besieged by the queen
>her soldiers and captains mill about awkwardly while their queen yells what anon is gonna do to them
>atleast the nearby village is kind enough to offer them snacks and drinks while they watch the show

>> No.35892200

>>35892159
>>35892175
If cuckhorses want to be cucked so badly, then it is your DUTY to reject them if they ever try to hit on you

>> No.35892202
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35892202

>>35892176

>> No.35892204

>>35892159
>>35892175
>tfw bicorns are looking better cause you want to be used like a whore by monsters
help me please, I can hear their cuckqueans fingers already shlicking faster as I write this

>> No.35892213

Is there a faster way to die than telling a hellhound you think you should just be friends?

>> No.35892216

>>35892213
yes, fucking death

>> No.35892225

>>35892204
Just marry a phantom bro. She’ll make all kinds of cool hallucination stories about you getting gangbanged by an entire village of manticores

>> No.35892232

>>35892191
>monsters from the bicorns army sneak off to wed boys from the town for that sweet, sweet monogamy
>no one left to cheat with by the time Anon finally comes out of the castle
>has to awkwardly ask the prince for a raincheck while she goes to get more monsters for him to fuck in front of her

>> No.35892244

>>35892176
I've always been a bigger fan of gyaru catgirls.

>> No.35892255

>>35892204
Embrace it anon and become the bargaining chip for a royal bicorn ensuring she has all her lonely nobles loyal to get more of your dick, just think about being sent overseas for a "diplomatic" mission only to be whored out to some danuki. But I bet nothing compares to her taking you for walk around the slums to give back to her subjects, especially the destitute and downtrodden, forced to impregnate them.

>> No.35892288

>>35892232
>cuckhorse getting cucked from getting cucked by anon
>he goes home with a sigh of relief knowing his virginity is safe once again
>she goes home to masturbate and plan her new army

>> No.35892301

>>35892176
>>35892244
Gyaru aesthetics make any MG better.
Change my mind.

>> No.35892320

>>35892288
>bicorns desk full of crude doodles of dragons, ushis, manticores, onis, amazons, and ocelomeh absolutely annihilating Anon's pelvis while she's chained up and gagged in the corner
>always masturbates herself into a coma before she can ever actually recruit any of these girls

>> No.35892340
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>>35892301
I can't because it's your opinion, so enjoy this gyaru

>> No.35892343

>>35892320
You forgot the alps. Gotta throw a little fujoshi action in there too

>> No.35892344

>>35892340
That's too much gyaru...

>> No.35892355

>>35892320
>drawings are in crayon like a kid drew them
>none of her servants have the heart to point out her lack of artistic skill
>she always hangs them in her throne room to impress visitors
cute

>> No.35892359

>>35892301
Momonika sabbath would like to send you an invitation

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>>35892301
>get your vamp mistress to dress up as a gyaru
>she doesn't understand why your blood is pumping more than usual

>> No.35892371
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>> No.35892374

>>35892320
I wonder what would happen if I walked in on her schlicking

>> No.35892462

>>35891496
I wish for infinite genies

>> No.35892463

>>35892355
>lizard diplomat visits an undead kingdom
>throneroom is a beautifully decorated with tasteful statues of wight knights and paintings that would make an art fairy weep in pride
>she next visits the bicorn kingdom
>throneroom is filled with crude pictures of many monsters crowded around a man with a smily face horse in the corner
>throneroom is also filled with servants looking the other way in embarrassment while the queen herself asks her if she would like to fuck her soon-to-be husband

>> No.35892479

>>35892371
cute hag pretending to be young

>> No.35892490

>>35892463
>"This could be you!" exclaims the bicorn
>she's holding a picture of what looks like an alligator with tits savaging a crying stick-figure
>guards put another tally on the "Diplomatic incidents" board

>> No.35892511

>>35892490
I am going to her castle willingly so I can make her smile as hard she can as I make her dreams come true

>> No.35892529

>>35892301
I have trouble imagining a gyaru shirohebi that is visually unique from a gyaru regular lamia.

>> No.35892539

>>35892511
>Anon, will you make me the happiest bicorn in the world?
>yes
>scream as you're instantly dogpiled by hellhounds
>each one grabs a different limb as they shred your clothes off
>tears streaming down your face, your voice muffled by hellhound coochie
>bicorn crying tears of joy
>the rest of her guards throwing rice over you while you're violated

>> No.35892548

>>35892355
>>35892463
>>35892490
>Crayonfag got isekaied and fathered a warlordess cuckhorse
I don't know how to feel about this

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>> No.35892619

>>35892490
>bicorn looks so proud presenting that picture to the diplomat
>the servants are not even attempting to hide the "Diplomatic incidents" board as they sigh around it
>diplomat lizard starts to sweat
>diplomat school didn't prepare her for this!

>> No.35892623

>>35889828
I will give you a (you) for linking an off-topic image instead of posting it

>> No.35892632

>>35892548
be proud that one of us made it

>> No.35892658

>>35890264
>Oomakude/Lamia childhood friend that waits under anon's bed so she can come out and cuddle him
Sounds comfy

>> No.35892699

>>35892658
>have an omuukade that lives in your crawlspace and 2 or 3 more that live in your attic
they seem like great roommates

>> No.35892716
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>>35892699
>they're a bunch of neets that watch your tv and eat your food
>at least the cuddles are nice

>> No.35892719

>>35892699
> they seem like great roommates
Indeed. Probably quiet as the grave

>> No.35892756

>>35892716
Alotta legs for a centipede there... Sure that's not a millipede?

>> No.35892760

>>35892756
>one pair per segment
definitely a centipede

>> No.35892769

>>35892619
>Bicorn finally marries anon
>hfw at least the first three daughters are hers despite her best efforts

>> No.35892795

>>35892769
>No matter how many girls he fucks before her
>No matter how watery and thin his cum is
>No matter how many, lilim forbid, condoms he wears
>He always knocks cuckhorse up while his other wives lag behind

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>>35892795
>I want more daughters but I also want more daughters, AUGH

>> No.35892811

>>35892795
>Anytime cuckhorse has Anon take fertility potions or spells, they somehow don't take effect until after Anon finishes up the other monsters and does the bicorn.
>Bicorn's throne is well secured for the rest of her lineage due to Anon's first ten children being theirs.

>> No.35892819

>>35892769
Will a Bicorn's daughter be a Unicorn?

>> No.35892849

>>35892769
>>35892795
>>35892811
>"this isn't like my animes at all!"
>she says as she begrudgingly strokes her pregnant belly
>she can only look on in disgust as her many daughters frolic around and get headpats from their father

>> No.35892925
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35892925

Beware vampires who learn about sunscreen

>> No.35892933

>>35892795
>the other wives are happy to have a loving husband and plenty of daughters
>are confused on why the queen is always so pouting when she's surrounded by daughters and is the obvious favorite of the husband
>who are they to question their queen?

>> No.35892935

>>35892925
Yeah... sunscreen...

>> No.35892942

>>35892925
if I build a sand fort, would they need permission to enter it?

>> No.35893015
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35893015

how do you like your goblins?

>> No.35893023

>>35893015
Gimme a hob and a fire senpai

>> No.35893025

>>35893015
Fat and fertile

>> No.35893029

>>35893015
In the gym stealing gains

>> No.35893047

>>35893015
I don't like goblins.

>> No.35893058

>>35893015
Milkable.

>> No.35893074

>>35893015
I'll try the Swamp Goblin.

>> No.35893092

>>35893015
I’m gonna collect them all!

>> No.35893094
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>>35893047
they like you

>> No.35893120

>>35893015
Show, Fire, Hob, Shadow, Sea, Crystal, and Flower all look pretty nice.

>> No.35893141

>>35893015
Got to pick mountain. I'm a sucker for girls with hair covering their eyes

>> No.35893181

>>35893094
I'm married

>> No.35893182

>>35893023
This. ALthough I'll also take a hill for the ol' vanilla classic and standing irrumatio

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>>35893181
yes you are

>> No.35893226

>>35893194
Quick, some one post thick and or voluptuous dwarven ladies, before I start questioning my short stack loyalties.

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>>35893226
got some short stacks for delivery for an Anon! I GOT SOME SHORT STACKS FOR A MR. ANON

>> No.35893263
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35893263

>>35893226
That's a grudging

>> No.35893270
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>Domesticating a band of wild, p'orcer raiders and turning them into kind, diligent housewives

>> No.35893280

>>35893226
Why dwarves?

>> No.35893292

>>35893270
>Horc leads a small warband into Anon's farm
>finds a bunch of porcs acting as his breeding pigs
>feels a hand clap on her shoulder and realize she is gonna be the head pig

>> No.35893335

>>35893194
Not to Goblins.

>> No.35893412

>>35893292
>Fear but also arousal

>> No.35893458
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>>35893280
The culture, the long braided locks, the muscles, the softness, pic related, the aesthetic. I wasn't really being serious, dwarves are the superior short stack. I was, however, momentarily led astray by the idea of top tier fertile goblins.

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>>35893458
gimme some more dwarfs! have a goblin

>> No.35893477

>>35885968
Would demonic energy even change anything about Draphs?

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35893479

>>35892592
Perfectly safe going that way, i see.

>> No.35893498

>>35893472
My collection of blueboard sexy dwarven lasses is precisely 0 and my other collection has like 5 more, lol. Dwarven girls are a niche of a niche.

>> No.35893504

>>35893472
Hey! Where's she going with all that loot?!

>> No.35893538
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35893538

There are two kinds of cows.

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>>35893458
Who wouldn't want to try to live up to the standards of their dwarf gf?

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>>35893538
You mean three.

>> No.35893750

>>35893669
>'Moo' brand sportswear.
Durable and stretchy!

>> No.35893780
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How many years of training would it take for me to get strong enough to suplex and mating press an oni?

>> No.35893789

>>35893538
>milky cow
>strong cow
>smart cow
>spider cow
I'm pretty sure there are four.

>> No.35893802
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35893802

>>35893789
Then everything changed when the spider cows tried to cook

>> No.35893807

>>35893015
pygmy is far too cute to do anything to other than hug and pat

I will take sand

>> No.35893859

>>35892819
>Bicorn has a Uni-filly
Your cuckWaifu tries everything she can to corrupt your daughter onto the true path of degeneracy.
>dresses loli-Uni in age-inappropriate slutwear
>tries to turn her junior birthday parties into 'Roman-orgy'-themed events
>'birds&bees' talk with porno visual aids
Dutiful daughterfu tries her best to please momma but sneaks away to 'experiment' with chaste handholding

>> No.35893905

>>35893802
>Breaking news: Ancient evil terrorizes sleepy suburb!

>> No.35893983
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>>35893859
The day unicorn daughteru brings home her boyfriend is the day mother empties the treasury to buy monster whores from all species and makes. Both loli and hag baphomets, smart hakutakus, ditzy purple slime, motherly echidna, totally not fallen valkyrie, tomboy salamander, etc.

>> No.35894027

>>35893983
Eros will intervene and make sure that Unicorn-Chan will not be corrupted by her insane mother.

>> No.35894034
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35894034

>>35893780
Ask her to be Your personal trainer. You'll reach Your goals in no time.

>> No.35894041

>>35894034
Well this seems like a nice enough Oni.

>> No.35894156

>>35879225
Yummy horse

>> No.35894218

>>35894041
All onis are super nice. Remember that heart is a muscle too, so muscle Queens have the biggest heart of them all.

>> No.35894259
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35894259

Help your Queen expand her kingdom!

>> No.35894266
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35894266

>>35894259

>> No.35894272

>>35894259
What duties are part of this job you speak of?

>> No.35894273

>>35894266
Praise Hathor!

>> No.35894282

>>35894259
>>35894266
I must worship the Pharaoh

>> No.35894300

>>35894259
No, I'm blockading her borders.

>> No.35894305

>>35894259
>>35894266
I'm but a humble Dragonlayer, what use am I in such endeavors?

>> No.35894321

>>35894272
She is superbly good at statesmanship and warfare so your job mostly involves just making sure she is able to relax after a tough day of ruling. Also make sure the anubis chancellor isn't overworking herself.

>>35894305
Find her a really nice dragon gem. Chop chop

>> No.35894332

>>35893859
Hoss version of those 'Nice-heckhound' daughter comix
>tries to corrupt Uni-daughterfu with inviting lots of slutty loli-manonos and shota-human boys to her "orgy"-theme birthday party = Uni sends each girl home with her new 'going-steady' shota BF like giftbaskets

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