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Wan, two, three...

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Got my tax returns today. I'm going to buy so much useless shit

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spoiled cows!

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males are literally made for big monster hips

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Made to fill monster hips!

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>> No.35944273

Ex-/d/writefag here, I got inspired by an earlier thread's comment "wotif a bicorn had a unicorn filly?" and am busy scribbling.
>I know they're not a popular acronym, but I got stuck on the question: How much NTRing is sufficient for an Anon's mana to be 'dark' enough to sire a Bicorn-daughterfu?
>And if you're only NTRing to share this togetherness with your Bicorn-waifu, is it truly 'dark'?

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I love my payak!

>> No.35944353

I'm not a haremfag, but to them there is a difference between "I will get an additional wife and I will still love my first wife just as much" and "WOAAAHHHH HELLHOUND-CHAN YOUR PUSSY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY WIFE'S, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED THAT DISGUSTING BITCH, I MUST DIVORCE HER", the acronym describes the latter.
And if you're asking if it's even possible for a Bicorn to give birth to a Unicorn, let alone if there are special conditions needed for that, that's still unknown and should be asked to KC.

>> No.35944441

It's not NTR, it's adding wives to the harem. As for the bicorn giving birth to unicorn, You can just headcannon something. As long as it doesn't contradict the established lore, no one should have any problem with it. There's a lot of headcannon going o in the fandom, and KC usually responds in yesno japanese fashion, when asked about it.

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>> No.35944597

Is that beach atlach nacha?

>> No.35944607

I wonder... Would a bicorn give birth to unicorns?

Bicorns are created when a unicorns energy is mixed with different monsters, but would that style of corruption really extend to their children?

>> No.35944611

I'm not sure that's possible based on MGE's lore. Unicorns are very unstable, just sleeping with a man who's a non-virgin is enough to turn her into a bicorn.

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Maybe in some cases their placenta works so well that their mana remains pure in the womb.

>> No.35944671

Yeah but if Bicorns have no way to revert back or both unicorns, those would over time go extinct. That's why I think it'd be possible for naturally born bicorn to revert to uni/birth uni, if her husband refuses to cuck her.

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does anyone still remember her?

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I just want to love the smug cat

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Hold my beer.

>> No.35944894

Gonna make her wear that outfight while heavily pregnant.

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>go to an urologist
>he tells you to get a seminogram
>results come back with incredible ammount, motility and an excellent morphology
>the next day You wake up and look out of the window
>a lot of powerful mamono are out there on the street trying to look normal
>one echidna is visibly perked up by the fact You are awake
How do we deal with clinics selling sperm data to powerful monsters?

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>> No.35945013

I wonder if cheshires get litters like regular cats, mge mentions annoyingly little about that information on species.

>> No.35945024

I hope so.
Because I would try to do s oregardless.

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>> No.35945061

>INCREDIBLY smug Cheshire showong off her massively gravid belly
>"Why are you so hot and bothered husband? Surely you're not into pregnant ladies...are you?"

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>> No.35945069

She'd be biting that pillow soon after.
I don't think I could hold back from that pregnant purple cat.

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>your very own cute and funny harem in only a couple years work

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>> No.35945235

I do, they’re just boring and not sexy so I don’t care about them

>> No.35945253

they're floating mofus that make you trip balls

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If you could have one artist, any artist, doesn't matter if he does commissions or not, draw you a picture of whatever you want, what artist would you choose and what would you ask him/her to draw you?

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>Soon anon's virginity will be mine!

>> No.35945361

>the year is 2026
>crime has become nearly nonexistant after the mass production of automaton police officers, and human men were required to wear stress monitoring bracelets
>anon is sitting on a park bench, contemplating his life, when his bracelet goes off, alerting a near by automaton officer
>standing over him, her massive breasts nearly block his view of her face, the upper half of which is hidden by a visor
>from his seated position, anon notices that there is a slit in her uniform under her breasts that give him a clear view of the bottom of her cleavage
>"Citizen, your stress levels are beyond the acceptable range allowed by law. This officer will now follow basic de-stressing protocol. Please present your penis to the officer."
>anon is caught off guard and unsure of what to do, but her emotionless expression, glowing red visor, and her warning that he has "five seconds to comply" intimidate him into following orders
>he let his dick pop free of his pants and the automaton officer responds by kneeling in front of him and inserting him into the slit in her uniform
>the feeling of her huge chest stroking and squishing his penis causes him to blow in no time
>"DNA identification acquired. This officer is now assigned as your personal stress relief officer. Please feel free to use me at any time."
>as the officer continues to squeeze out anon's semen between her breasts, anon notices that similar automaton officers are sucking, fucking and milking other men in the park

>> No.35945381

Either krekk0v or donaught drawing my wife. There aren't many artists that get meaty girls just right for me.

>> No.35945382

Apparently anon is a gnome

>> No.35945391

Daughterus are not for dicking!

>> No.35945395

Metal Owl a picture of me and my wife. But you know, without any of the shit fetishes he does. Venus girls are best girls.

>> No.35945418

Michaelangelo Buonnarotti painting of me and my Manticore wife playing video games.

>> No.35945501

Sensually bathing Black Dragon by Frank Frazetta

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>You're not thinking sinful thoughts, are you?

>> No.35945670

oh, its time for my daily sin removing

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buy it

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Wanna see something BLESSED?

>> No.35945799

cute frills

>> No.35945802

>tfw no hag bicorn gf who likes to lend me out to her friends

>> No.35945805

But I don’t wanna be a cuckquean’s husband

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why does gappy like to bend over in front of me?

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Every day. I clearly need to be punished, sister.

>> No.35945963

You should poke your finger into that funny looking spot.

>> No.35945986

There is something weird about Regura’s hags. They caress and talk so caringly yet mercilessly rape the guy to the point he is drooling or fainting while doing it

>> No.35946023

that makes them so perfect, I want a hag to lure me in with her honeyed words and their gentle demeanor then rape me brutally as she keeps up this demeanor

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Which one of you monsters stole Miss Bishop's slab?

>> No.35946101

Underwater wendis

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But that's why they're so good

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>> No.35946114

>mega milf hitting on you at the bar
>sweet and demure
>body anything but
>time to bag a hag
>go back to her apartment
>sweet passionate lovemaking
>laying next to her on the bed savoring life
>"Ara, finished so soon?"
>go another round
>"Surely such a young virile man isn't going to leave a lady unsatisfied?"
>tell her to give you a minute to let you rest
>gives you a motherly smile
>fucks you into the mattress despite your increasingly desperate pleas for mercy
>wake up to breakfast and a note explaining she had to get back to her office job
>it's got her number on it, and a warning to be back here tonight or she'll drag you back herself

>> No.35946133

>can't say BHC anymore because of Bitch Breaking

>> No.35946135

Is that what they call Selkies now?

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Fuckin mamono, making everything PC nowadays

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Jinkos are the most marriable monstergirl

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And the most cuddleable

>> No.35946289

PC MGC doesn't get explored enough.
>men are pushed by tanukis to make an OnlyFans because it's "empowering"
>"men respectors" turn out to be massive sex pests
>sexual harassment training is really done to give men ideas as how to hit on certain monster girls
>some monsters overcompensate for their fetishes by pretending to hate them (elves protesting against being targets of rape, foxes act as "shota protectors", hellhounds protesting against rape)

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>> No.35946339

Cheeki Breeki shogs.

>> No.35946388

Monstergirls doing 3DPD stuff!

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They're just so good.

>> No.35946415

Big cats love water and I love them

>> No.35946436

And they really like Yoshi’s Island for some reason.

>> No.35946462

That sounds kind of fun tho.
What would manticores and Wights be?

>> No.35946476

>sexual harassment training is really done to give men ideas as how to hit on certain monster girls

>the Succubus in HR gives the Sam sexual harassment speech to all the new guys every year
>most slides just include what she likes and pictures of her in lingerie

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>> No.35946503

Don't take the bicorn cuck jokes here too seriously , they're still monsters who follow KC's rules

>> No.35946563

This actually happened with a young farmer couple in Eastern Europe.

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Weird how he did a doujin similar to the first half a vampire hag wants to steal a guy’s virginity

>> No.35946642

Do you even know what a blue board is?

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Oh boy, enjoy your vacation anon.

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What monster girl looks best in Morrigan cosplay?

Hard mode, no succubus-family monsters

>> No.35946700

>be me, an 18-year country boy coming to the big city to go uni as the first man in my family to do so
>Its my first time there but I hope the locals are not too bad
>I meet some of my classmates, an unusually meek hellhound, a tanuki who talks about having me star in one of her films, elf who talks about rape is bad, and a old fox who looks like she is the most trustworthy adult I had ever seen
>they tell me they are throwing a party for me since I am breaking the stereotype of hillbillies being stupid
>I get a drink from the fox and begin to feel very sleep
>I wake up to feeling something good from down below
>I open my eyes and see the hellhound sucking me dry, I try to move her off but notice my hands have been chained to the bed
>get absolutely raped and have it filmed by the tanuki
>country boy duped:the poor boy edition

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>> No.35946777

How can people have a favorite monster with so many good species out there?

>> No.35946807

It's simple. You recognize the superiority of demons and pharaohs then go from there

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I'm weak to soft cows.

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You mean Elves

>> No.35946842

>4 ears
Stop it

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well, angel. I like big dummies and wurms fit that bill very well

>> No.35946865

I like muscles, boobs and horns on a tall, aggressive lass
minos are perfect

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Choosing a favorite is pretty hard. All that thinking! Wouldn't it be so much easier to let someone else do all the thinking for you?

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You just think what you find appealing and narrow it down from there.

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Not enough Indian monsters

>> No.35946953

Best I can do is 20-30 monsters

>> No.35946960

Asura when? She's PISSED OFF she doesn't have a profile yet

>> No.35946970

I remember earlier people were talking about bringing monster wives as party members on a dungeon run. I just now thought "How does that work?". Maybe it's like a theme park and the "hostile" monster girls help your wives entertain you with a fake fight you are a unknowingly participating in. I imagine the monster girls might keep it all a secret and make sure men remain oblivious to the fact that it's all faked and have their memories there changed if they find out.

>> No.35946995

Choose whichever would make the most welcome addition to the family. If that isn't enough, pick the one that would be produce the most welcome additions to the family.

>> No.35947076

That’s part of what I didn’t understand about the dungeons that were talked about in Dragonia. Apparently they have a lot of treasure and such but are guarded by monsters? So what happens when a guy who’s already married enters one? Do they still attack him or just let him waltz around and pick up whatever he wants?

>> No.35947109

>So what happens when a guy who’s already married enters one?
Mrs. Echidna has a son-in-law now.

>> No.35947135

Sorry, I misread. If he's not into polygamy, they probably just tell him to get lost and throw him out if he doesn't get the hint.

>> No.35947140

wild/"feral" monsters still exist, along with actual monstrous creatures, theyre still somewhat dangerous pertaining to mostly not letting do what youre trying to do. also the environments can still be deadly, like loose ground or ice crevasses

>> No.35947157

well in lore it's already stated that most monster couples don't give a damn about money and just fuck and enjoy each other
maybe they bring in someone who doesn't have a gf or is still human along

>> No.35947170

>dragon mom enters her femcel daughter room
<Since You were unable to find a husband Yourself, I brought You one.
>drops thief Anon on the bed and leaves
>both he and she are beet red and avoiding eye contact

>> No.35947199

I imagined that if someone were to be in grave danger somehow in a theme park dungeon the "backstage" dungeon monster girls would rush to the rescue and any men who saw it happen would have their memories altered.

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just think of what you like, then find the ultimatum of that

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Man, I just love robots.

>> No.35947351

And if a boy who is too young for marriage but has a family enters the dungeon he gets told to come back when he is older. Maybe they'll give him some candy on his way out.

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>> No.35947392

The best kind are the ones capable of providing their master with biological children. She doesn't look like that type.

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Fucking memecats

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She just needs the right modifications.

>> No.35947478

The best monsters are huge sluts but only for you

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Reminder to thoroughly verify if your mofu is indeed a fox or some animal larping as one

>> No.35947532

Would be cool.
MGE could really use a multi-arm girl.

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I always wanted to see those multi armed girls from wow get a MGE profile.

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based melon

>> No.35947715

maam youre dripping

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Big Melons

>> No.35947785

BEEG cat

>> No.35947799

Cute kitty

>> No.35947814

She saw him posting Sneed on /tv/

Capcha: KA__T

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Haha, yeah I'm glad I don't have a catgirl

Now to eat this nice hamburg-

>> No.35947867

I want to adventure in the kingdom of big cats.
I want to take in their grand physiques!

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rapekot > memecat

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>> No.35947992

all cats are shit, change my mind

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>> No.35948029

You're not wrong

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So, I asked Kenkou via Patreon if he ever intends to introduce Lizard centaurs like the Dragon Ogres or Zoats from Warhammer Fantasy but he's never heard of Warhammer Fantasy.

>> No.35948065

Shitposting here is one thing, but why are You bothering KC with this Warhammer shit? Leave the guy alone.

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It's a single Patreon question that he can answer at his leisure and I wait until one question is answered before asking the next. I doubt he's that bothered.

>> No.35948112

warhammer isnt very popular in japan, i think the behir is better for the lizard taur

>> No.35948113

>Asking a japanese man about Warhammer
Anon, that's like me asking a football player about Gundam

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Does anyone have that picture of a Manticore saying Yes?

>> No.35948169

It's how Caroline got made, not that! But I do like the idea, nonetheless!

>> No.35948244

>played football in hs and college
>love the Gundam series so much I even have a Zaku tattooed on my arm
I beg your pardon?

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>> No.35948252

You deserve to die in a grease fire.

>> No.35948332

not him but chill, KC takes inspiration from a lot of sources his question was legit

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>> No.35948430

You are the exception.
Although you have a good taste in grunt suits

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Fat tittied sex crazed birds!

>> No.35948663
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>> No.35948778

People would be less hostile to him if he stopped posting those vodka scribbles.

>> No.35948883
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So, which one would win in a fight? Both are pretty top tier, and they seem like the kind of friends who would fight all the time.

>> No.35948950

Since the majority of monsters have non-consensual sex with men for their first few encounters, did you get raped by your wife when you two met for the first time? How was it?

>> No.35948971

Agreed, fuck those russians being everywhere.

>> No.35948986

magical girl hag squad, y/n?

>> No.35949000

Although I've been kicking the idea around of magical monster girl lolis that go full Cake mode when they transform.

>> No.35949027

sounds very interesting, it seems perfect for sabbath members who are obsessed with power to even become the very thing they depise

>> No.35949036
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The least he could do is post nice vodkarune pictures instead.

>> No.35949046

i want to apply to be a part time villain and get attacked by 3 different groups of magical girls since there aren't enough eligible single villains to go around.

>> No.35949071
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>> No.35949088

A full figure.
A fuller chest
All crammed into a magical girl outfit that ill fits her while fighting for love, peace, and that Anon she likes.

>> No.35949098

Why Russians so obsessed with monster girls?

>> No.35949107

Have you seen russia?

>> No.35949113

Same reason everyone else likes them.

>> No.35949118

Yes, it`s cold country with brutal sibirian warriors and beutiful ice queens.

>> No.35949154

But MGE is much more popular in US. So US is shittier than Russia?

>> No.35949161


>> No.35949162

Yes but in different ways.
That and the US probably has more people with internet and access to japanese media.

>> No.35949166

But I’m brasileiro...

>> No.35949179

+sharp teeth
+dirty fighter, would be willing to use many tactics
+mean, great trash talk skills
-physically weak
-eye weak point

+probably invincible
+absurdly powerful
-prideful, weak to trash talk

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Now that's a reason to seek escapism.

>> No.35949188

So who is your favorite girl?

>> No.35949202
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escapism just like everyone else

>> No.35949206

yes, it was nice, a lot of hugging makes it feel very intimate

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>> No.35949231

arent snakes coldblooded?

>> No.35949297

After angels that can rape you for years, Cheshire

>> No.35949349

that doesnt mean they wont overheat

>> No.35949365

Gonna go down to the bakery, buy the biggest christmas cake I can get, and use it as the catalyst for a summoning circle.

>> No.35949382
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Chapter 3 in Andy's misadventures.


>> No.35949468

Leaving your burg around a hungry wolf, unguarded, is a dangerous game.

>> No.35949475
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Reminder that village girls make for great monsterization material.

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>> No.35949488
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Village girls are for staying human and having many sons with!

>> No.35949499

fuckin holst genes going strong

>> No.35949500
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Remember to try and run away. They like a good chase and will appreciate it.

>> No.35949513

I throw a stick in the opposite direction.

>> No.35949518

Why would I want sons? They aren't cute like monster daughters.

>> No.35949524

Human girls are for adventuring with while they slowly build up corruption/Demon Energy until they transform to get stronger and protect (you)

>> No.35949526

why do banidts always want my shit when I am carrying meat

>> No.35949551
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Thank goodness all those thousands of evil Monsters are imprisoned and contained. It's a good thing there's no careless Anon to pull the 'release all monsters' switch near the entrance.

>> No.35949568

>Hey boss, what does this lever do?

>> No.35949580


>> No.35949593
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She'll give you a two minute head start, just for fun.

>> No.35949600

Would it be a battle royale for whoever gets to "repay" anon or would a gang of tightly-knit "evils" with the most power take him without contest?

>> No.35949601

I don't know man, this Fox is making some good points.

>> No.35949614

hey, I ain't evil, I just happened to cause the largest sabbath milfiying of all time and tried to jump over the castle of the local lilim after I spraypainted virgin on the walls

>> No.35949617

>your party members are gradually getting sexier
>they are frequently trying to find time to sneak off to privately masturbate to the thought of you
>subconsciously rubbing up against you without realizing it, then getting flustered when they do
>the day comes when you get beaten badly by the big bad and they do a super saiyan transformation sequence turning into monsters to protect you
>spend the next few weeks being doted on in bed by your new wives while you recover

>> No.35949629

I'll spend that two minutes irrumating her as hard and deep as possible.

>> No.35949649
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>> No.35949650

>cause the largest sabbath milfiying of all time
>bunch of sabbath girls desperately trying to keep it together and act like nothing happened
>milfy fertility goddesses calling young boys "onii-chan" and trying to act cute

>> No.35949681

I'd rather be in prison, free food, free room and board, free gym, and you have people to talk to.

>> No.35949691

The yelling just makes me want to run faster

>> No.35949693


>> No.35949700
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The thrill of the hunt.

>> No.35949705

That's not going to make him want to stop running.

>> No.35949716

>you just said that she was a femcel who needed to get outside her castle
>still worth it

>> No.35949726

>Due to a computer error, Anon is sent to a prison for dangerous Monsters instead.
>The administration would fix it, but they're just curious to see what happens.
>You'll be sharing a cell with 'Big Tammy'.

>> No.35949740

>in b4 I somehow tame Big Tammy

>> No.35949749

Please don't troll the lilims on 4mon. They might be super powerful entities, but they are still girls you know.

>> No.35949761

All it took was chin scritches and belly pats and Anon had that giant Ushi-Oni under control.
Maybe Anon really is a monster after all.

>> No.35949767

Those are just multiarm girls from Hindu mythology.

>> No.35949793

am I? I was just doing what I saw that she needed

>> No.35949796
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>kiki asks you about your day

>> No.35949808

Today I learned that in the future all our cleaning will be done by robots!

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>> No.35949857

Uh, I mean, they will still be inferior to the skill of a trained maid.

>> No.35949866

was thinking of some fat shog tits and ass

>> No.35949917
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I'm more upset than I thought I would be

>> No.35949924
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I want to marry a harpy!

>> No.35949932

bullshit you won't pull the trigger and wheres your damn Markov, you capitalist kiki

>> No.35949946
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>> No.35949955

imagine calling her a dork and seeing her cry haha.

>> No.35950015

I thought that were her hare

>> No.35950031

Work was okay, I need a shower and a beer and hopefully the MGC Boy Stealers will win tonight!

>> No.35950045

was looking for a gf and found none, not even a loli wanted me, can you understand that?

>> No.35950077
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I NEED a Pharaoh wife

>> No.35950087

thats a werid lookin sword

>> No.35950119
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>> No.35950156
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What's the funniest way to corrupt a hero?

>> No.35950198
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Do incubus farts contain mamono mana? Cause I can think of a funny way

>> No.35950225

I need a pharaoh momster wife.

>> No.35950242

cunniest one

>> No.35950336

I want to fuck one in the ass until she flies funny.

>> No.35950339

Turn his little sister into a monster girl

>> No.35950418
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Slimes are becoming too strong!

>> No.35950481
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Why are older women so dangerous?

>> No.35950566

In what moment do you thought that it was a good idea to post that reaction trash? Have you realized where do we are right now?

>> No.35950571

we all have the notion that we need to listen to our elders so we trust old hags since they must know a lot since they lived so long. They also tend to be the most voluptuous monsters which evoke an aura of gentleness and protection. They also tend to appear calmer than their younger counterparts. It is these facts why they lure their prey so easily and are unware of the danger until they have been fully ensnared in their arms with no hope of escape as they sink their claws into the helpless lambs

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How to stop a cat fight?

>> No.35950591

offer them the gift of your dick in a box if they behave

>> No.35950599

Golden ending unlocked.

>> No.35950612

they cannot beat the cock

>> No.35950621

bark at them

>> No.35950623

You have either two options:
>catnip bomb

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What monster girl species make the best hags?

>> No.35950661

Throw on a pinstripe shirt and act as a ref.

>> No.35950668
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They know their biological clock is running down.

>> No.35950681


>> No.35950732

wrong thread dude

>> No.35950735

>send a monster a picture of an empty egg carton on an anonymous imageboard
>have a good laugh about it and go to sleep
>woken up by a loud crack against your window
>throw open the curtains
>a yolk slides down your window amidst the shattered remains of an egg
>hag monster is in your yard with a carton in one hand and a crowbar in the other
Uh oh

>> No.35950759

do those markings actually do anything?

>> No.35950771

pretty, though

>> No.35950774

All of them. Hags aren’t just confined to a certain species; they’re a stereotype that is very old, very horny, and very desperate, they are all amazing and all need to be loved.

>> No.35950791

>send a pic of my sweaty body after a workout on an anonymous imageboard
>ask why should I fuck hags and not lolis ?
>also ask why should I care about lolis too
>replies in the thousands
>do it again expect vice versa, get even more replies
>shit on lolis in both threads

>> No.35950833
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How to get a lilim to look at me like this

>> No.35950839

act that one scene from her favorite porno perfectly

>> No.35950844

Be the chief god's chosen hero and express to her that you wanna abandon your mission and fuck monsters

>> No.35950854

kick down her door and say her mail order husband has arrived

>> No.35950861
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What's 4Monsters like?

>> No.35950871
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sometimes. you can look up dark insignia in the sabbath grimoire

>> No.35950887

I want to get a hag both butt and pussy gregnant.

>> No.35950894

here ya go

>> No.35950895

How is prangent formed?

>> No.35950899

My bad.

>> No.35950906

Sorrm meet wggs.

>> No.35950916

>Hag bodies are made for abuse and withstand a post workout fucking
>Lolis are small and weak, unable to withstand your lust
>Hags are heavier and offer a better way to train your muscles out of the gym
>Lolis are light and don’t offer any resistance

>> No.35950920

How do you get a succubus to break in to your house and fuck you awake in the middle of the night?

>> No.35950923

kiss them, then run away

>> No.35950925


>> No.35950926

Can you summon demons with magic? I'd much rather do that, it seems a lot more fun

>> No.35950930

That's embarrassing. Is there a way that doesn't require me to make a scene in public?

>> No.35950937

probably, just don't mess it up or you'll get a chicken
>wanting a succ to come and get you without giving her a reason to

>> No.35950954

>just don't mess it up or you'll get a chicken

>> No.35950956

>> No.35950962

How much trouble would someone get into if they sold defective, false positive pregnancy tests to monsters?

>> No.35950968

is it me or are angels getting lewder cause they can't get any men?

>> No.35950974

>No other sizes of this image found.
>Possible related search: religion

>> No.35950977

This seems like the kind of thing that would warrant actual violence. I could see a wisp cleanup crew scraping up the remains of a guy who told a dragon "it's just a prank" after trying to get pregnant for two decades.

>> No.35950980

they can rely on bestial instinct at the moment of conception

>> No.35950982

20 years in the cuddle pits of mount doom. That's one of the capital crimes against the Kingdom of the Demonlord.

>> No.35950984

God I love Jibril

>> No.35950999

oi, pyrolisks are rare species

>> No.35951000

Slandering an angel is a grave crime, you m*nster apologist. You are not leaving until impregnation.

>> No.35951007

Why does that Cheshire have blonde hair.

>> No.35951009


>> No.35951020

objectively the best kind of angel: clearly corrupt and lewd, but acts righteous and holy. punishment via fucking, guiding 'lonely mortals' down the 'right path', etc

>> No.35951025

I speak not slander but the truth, and you are lonely and I wish to help

>> No.35951028


>> No.35951039

morality's nice and all but i'm there for the hips

>> No.35951044


>> No.35951054

You WILL live in the desert
You WILL marry a desert monster
You WILL have many bronze skinned daughters

>> No.35951061

What about purple daughters?

>> No.35951077

no, I will live in the jungle and capture myself a wife

>> No.35951094

>clearly corrupt and lewd
What do you mean? So I guess all the nightly penis inspections have just been a ruse to get me to have sex with her?
Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that our daughters didn’t just magically happen like how my Angel ward tells me they were conceived.

>> No.35951109

You'd have actual content and discussion and the good kind of weaponized autism on most boards, but it would still be full of

>90% of shitposters are cheshires. They are destroying the site.

>I hate cheshires so god damn much.

or would that be bunyips?

>> No.35951129

and all the shitty opinions come from the yetis

>> No.35951144

>have blonde hair
>realize it's a possibility ny snake daughterus will be bronze with blonde hair

>> No.35951150

>Lolis are small and weak, perfect for fucking gently
>Lolis are light, optimal for carrying around and bending over things

>> No.35951162

This is the ideal body shape

>> No.35951167

>optimal for carrying
then they must give me a good workout as I carry them, I don't do light weight

>> No.35951179

what monster is the more dangerous the smugger she gets?

>> No.35951191

Don't you want a succ onee-chan who is super touchy-feely?

>> No.35951192


>> No.35951194

I want three.

>> No.35951199

I'm sorry to tell you anon, but her intentions were lewd. I advice you contact local authorities. I'm sure the therapy hellhounds will help you feel better.

>> No.35951203

That's some dangerous amounts of onee-san energy.

>> No.35951206

Yes please

>> No.35951216

yes, I do. I want her to molest me as she slowly worms her way into my mind and breaks with the pleasure she gives me , turning me into her perfect pet

>> No.35951220

What do I get out of it?

>> No.35951224

I’ll gladly take the responsibility.

>> No.35951225

my extensive research of fapping to cheshire kittens made me assume they're always born with the same haircolor, but I guess they could always dye it

>> No.35951234

I've always assumed that cheshires have easter egg colors.
So robins egg blues, yellows, lilacs, and the like.
So you get a nice, colorful variety

>> No.35951237

consider the following

>> No.35951242

sounds like a bit of cope, cause they get my dick to stand and doesn't stand for just anyone

>> No.35951243

Did you just call hags heavy?!

>> No.35951250


>> No.35951252

I want to OD on charm spells

>> No.35951259

>"i can't get a gf ,so ill become the gf!"

>> No.35951264

They're gonna be heavy with my daughters once I'm done with them.

>> No.35951265

could be, there is some green/blue cheshire floating around, and the more pink than purple variations

>> No.35951279

what, thats cause their old hags with quite a bit of meat on them

>> No.35951281

Who would be the first monster to get you if you posted an image of yourself with a sign that says: "Free to a good home."?

>> No.35951286

Gonna bully a nerd alp with my dick. She's going to learn the joys of motherhood.

>> No.35951294

>> No.35951316

Just sell the semen myself

>> No.35951319


>> No.35951323

something about the very clearly powerful and/or rapey monster girls asking for help after being locked up/sealed in some way is weirdly good, as is the idea of them immedately taking you for themself the second you free them

>> No.35951337

magic-based mind breaking is the second best kind, second only to whatever the fuck mindflayers do

>> No.35951339

which mg is the rapiest?

>> No.35951355

not the hellhound

>> No.35951370 [SPOILER] 


>> No.35951377

Well, for me I always picture as the brighter, warmer colors.
Wonderland would be fitting like that.
Or a Pink/white coloration

>> No.35951379 [SPOILER] 


>> No.35951399


>> No.35951433

They're cute demeanor is a mask that hides the fuck machine under it.

>> No.35951443

if theres a hellhound does that mean theres a heavenhound?

>> No.35951450

Not impossible.

>> No.35951457

I would still bully her and call her a nerd even while she is raping me

>> No.35951474

I was horny all day because I didn't have a cute meido to screw at work

>> No.35951527


>> No.35951550

How would monsters react to a dude going on nofap to try and fix his libido “problem”?

>> No.35951571


>> No.35951583

shoulda bought fried tofu at the last vendor

>> No.35951597

probably with terror and to try and get them to go through therapy. to them it'd be like trying to get rid of a good personality trait. they'd probably also attempt to make him break his promise himself

>> No.35951616

an addiction to wanking isn't a libido problem, but a mental one
I can only imagine they would be supportive (and annoyed at all the 'waste') at least if the dude wasn't being dumb and going full semen-retention on the issue

>> No.35951645

Why is she angry with me?

>> No.35951652

>no edging option

>> No.35951655

thank god I have burg

>> No.35951658

pretty sure they can get by on unconscious seduction alone

>> No.35951682

What is the perfect MG to have sleep sex with?

>> No.35951709

do shogs sleep and can I surprise one?

>> No.35951725

Cursed rapier

>> No.35951727

To what old gods did Regura sacrifice to draw like this

>> No.35951741

Oh? Look again

>> No.35951754

>To what old gods did Regura sacrifice to draw like this
to father time, now get to drawing fag

>> No.35951793

no and yes

>> No.35951808

so, I can be sure that she will probably be right over me looking at me while I sleep

>> No.35951817

sure, but that's most monsters

>> No.35951827

now that will take some getting used to

>> No.35951830

Oh, you know.

>> No.35951833

Chill out
You take this stuff too seriously

>> No.35951835

Keep that Fox away from my delicious liver!

>> No.35951836

>> No.35951844

aw, she so cute

>> No.35951852

Who's the artist
Twitter files are so fucking hard to trace

>> No.35951855

Hellhounds can't be tamed, they can however, lose a bet.

>> No.35951861

>that tummy
It isn't fair. How are human men supposed to resist that? It's impossible.

>> No.35951880


>> No.35951887

Nope your liver (and the rest of you) is now hers.

>> No.35951899

magical girl hellhound gf

>> No.35951926

ah, another monster femcel

>> No.35951935

A fate worse than death for a proud hellwan.

>> No.35951949

at least she wasn't a cake, think of all that meat in poor fitted outfit

>> No.35951952

Nooooo! How could this happen?!

>> No.35951958

this fox seems smug and very thrustworthy

>> No.35951966

>meaty magical CC girl
yes please

>> No.35951971

blessed typo

>> No.35951976

the clothes always tear anyway when she powers up with beast boost

>> No.35951983

wat typo?

>> No.35952001

HA! Now you have no escape!

Yes she is

It's not their fault they have a bad rep. they must take any opportunity they get

>> No.35952016

>non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
>tfw you're literally foie gras for a kumiho

>> No.35952040

posting best mofu

>> No.35952106

That is exactly what this thread needs, more cakes

>> No.35952167

Meaty stronk, or meaty pudge? I like both at the same time.

>> No.35952187

i am not gonna lie, she looks like a he

>> No.35952199

I don't see it.

>> No.35952205

i think its the fade

>> No.35952206

>Meaty stronk, or meaty pudge?

>> No.35952211

i sure do

>> No.35952214


>> No.35952243

that shit is gross bro

>> No.35952289

Woah, who's this hot young fox? She's not like the usual old hags I see.

>> No.35952292

I know, too western for my taste. The only western depiction I can tolerate from.time.to time are the meaty green goblins

>> No.35952325

Yetis have good opinions

>> No.35952329

Manticore onee-chan maybe

>> No.35952341

All of them, if pushed hard enough. Except maybe Bicorns.

>> No.35952352

Weresheep. Literally what they're designed to appeal too.

>> No.35952360

she'll just channel all the rape energy into you so you can expand the harem, 1 rape at a time

>> No.35952366

For me it'd be a mindflayer. Those tentacles seem nice.

>> No.35952436

But you aren't a mamono, so it doesn't count.

>> No.35952455


>> No.35952476


>> No.35952492

b-but my wife said i did on our first time, are you saying she lied to me?

>> No.35952498

Another one lost to the mofucores...

>> No.35952538

Do you got the rest of this set or have a link? I can only find the un-TL'd preview on pixiv.

>> No.35952541

well i never said who got raped
>Anon overpowers a weak mg and fucks her
>bicorn cheers Anon on with her pompoms
>Anon gets overpowered by a strong mg and gets fucked
>bicorn cheers wife#12 on with her pompoms

>> No.35952638

I want to get jacked so I can have standing sex while holding my chubby wife.

>> No.35952661

Would you a zombie fairy?

>> No.35952670

does she turn into a wight fairy?

>> No.35952682

of course

>> No.35952693

then yes, it would be easy to give warm to a zombie fairy

>> No.35952722

kidmo (kimdonga)

>> No.35952736

Farm life with multiple girls must be heaven on earth

>> No.35952744

Wight claws suit a fairy pretty well. It's a good way for something so frail to dominate their man.

>> No.35952756

Diary farm with holsts and "holsts" is the ideal life.

>> No.35952782

>farming crops
>taking care of your cows and pigs
>dodging the rape attempts from your girls
>getting the satisfaction from a good day's work
yep sounds like a relaxing life

>> No.35952826

Would you let buff moth in?

>> No.35952840

how messy is your wife?

>> No.35952887


>> No.35952888

>she agreed to be your pet on your birthday
>it's killing her inside to act submissive, but she just loves you that much that she'll do it

>> No.35952894

If she doesn't pick up after herself for too long she gets tied up and spanked.

>> No.35952906

golem breasts feel like bags of sand

>> No.35952922

yeah I know who the artist is, I was just wondering if the actual set of spirit blossom ahri was anywhere. I can't find it on ex or anything else and the only frames of it I can find are in korean on the artist's pixiv.

>> No.35952946

do I really have a choice?

>> No.35953059

I don't like your implications

>> No.35953071

not him, but I have a motto, If it can be milked, then it must go moo

>> No.35953072

accept it, they always give in

>> No.35953076

there are many honorary cows

>> No.35953114

>browser not displaying pixiv animations
>can't figure out why
goddammit, I just want to watch foxgirls riding in POV
is that too much to ask for

>> No.35953124

riding what anon?

>> No.35953156

Abide by the law, faggots

>> No.35953169

jokes on you, I don't wear clothes, ultra faggot

>> No.35953220

Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!

>> No.35953228

only because i'm a slut for black sclera

>> No.35953245

not even my penis gourd?

>> No.35953256


>> No.35953325

silly cow

>> No.35953340

I'm sure breaking the law gets you raped. Just like following the law gets you raped. And going to school gets you raped.

>> No.35953351

then I shall rape before I am

>> No.35953375 [SPOILER] 

Fellow kitsune. We need to have a discussion about the injustices human boys have suffered under fox mofu.

>> No.35953505


>> No.35953506

i wonder what would horror films be like post portal

>> No.35953513

That doesn't say which one is the rapiest. One being species, I imagine.

>> No.35953523


>> No.35953613

>demon holding a flashlight poking through a pre-demon invasion hospital
>light shines on a rusty filing cabinet
>opens it
>leaves through the files, pulls one out with trembling fingers
>opens the Manila envelope
>it's a record of Anon's vasectomy
>your manticore wife makes the most girly scream you've ever heard, nearly smothers you in her neck fluff as she clings to you
>demands you let her sleep with a paw over your balls so you can't do that to yourself
>weekly sperm counts for a month after the movie

>> No.35953636

>Where we're going we won't need sperm

>> No.35953690

horror movie idea post portal
>the castrator, a man who removes men dicks with a sharp shovel
>wears a butchers apron and has no face
>he comes in the dead of night
>stalks his prey and then switfy removes their dick and balls

>> No.35953696

>Anon, we know you're in there, come out here and fuck the Captain! Or do we need to breach and clear?

>> No.35953700

Ain't nobody here but us chickens
Ain't nobody here at all

>> No.35953707

I ain't payin my taxes

>> No.35953759

>chair spins around
>Anon is wearing a monk's frock
>"I'm sorry, but I'm no longer a slave to monster pussy. The only thing I worship now is the Chief God."
>monster wakes up in a cold sweat
>her husband rolls over
>"Is something wrong, babe?"
>he's wearing a miter

>> No.35953771

Fuck off, dollface. Space Outlaw Anon ain't wearing no ball and chain!

>> No.35953780

>I have you surrounded, come drink your shogsyrup!

>> No.35953820

That's shogmilk, not shogsyrup.

>> No.35953839

would it be black?

>> No.35953861

I dunno.

>> No.35953889

cursed artist.

>> No.35953907

It would be purple

>> No.35953980

>tfw ywn be a shogged man, living in a shogged house, drinking shogged milk from your shogged cow maid and walk on the shogged floor to your shogged bed and have a shogged good night

>> No.35954002

Since when?

>> No.35954024

Shog my life

>> No.35954186

Just shog me up senpai

>> No.35954197

Urge to spank rising

>> No.35954220

>be sitting on your (reinforced) bed with your automaton wife
>she's a big siege-class with a heart of gold
>well it's mostly other metals, but it's a figure of speech
>you ask if it's okay to have sex with her
>she says yes, but asks you to be on top so she doesn't accidentally hurt you
>two hours later, your automaton wife's artificial womb is stretched to it's limits with your semen, and she's trying (and failing) to reboot after her emotion cores returned too much for pleasure for her to process

>> No.35954326


>> No.35954337

What happens if you spank a shog

>> No.35954355

What would a bi-corn think if a member of the harem wanted HER rather than the man?

>> No.35954372

When two monstergirls love each other, they'll find a man to have threesomes with as sister wives. There are MFF threesome positions where the two women are affectionate with each other while the man swaps between their pussies.

>> No.35954386

I gladly submit myself to the Witch's Curse.

>> No.35954392


>> No.35954465

Human men still have the capacity to be evil and cheat right?

>> No.35954489

>wanting to cheat on your beautiful and loyal wife ready and waiting to give you a dozen children

>> No.35954495

Since monsters are so baby crazy does that mean they hate Felatio/Anal?

>> No.35954601

If you're already married to a monster girl I don't see how you'd be enough of a dick to actually go out and fuck other girls with the pure intention of making your wife miserable. Any actual cheating in setting is just making a harem.

>> No.35954602

I'm gonna come.

>> No.35954604

ghouls love oral

>> No.35954616

Space Outlaw Anon has been subsisting too long on a diet of instant ramen and waffles, his ship needs a woman's touch!

>> No.35954622

When you're going a few dozen rounds you can mix it up and still get results. Maybe Echidnas would pout, but it seems like most just like being with their husband.

>> No.35954626

Every space outlaw crew needs a good cook! Maybe he'll find one at the next planet/space station?

>> No.35954673

How ridiculously convenient! The next stop is an arboreal world, though.

>> No.35954690

What monster girl is most likely to have a chastity fetish?

>> No.35954751

Chastity on a man? None.
Female chastity? I can see Bicorns using it as a fetish and maybe hellhounds or other aggressive monster girls using it as a punishment to misbehaving kids.

>> No.35954788

Cheshire might enjoy teasing her man.

>> No.35955021

It’s okay; some purple Eldritch goop got on his ship two episodes ago. I think he’s going to be alright.

>> No.35955034


>> No.35955037

>The goop has a big 'C:' smile on it.
At least it's friendly.

>> No.35955048

>ship starts turning purple
>the loudspeakers hum "You'll be inside of me~"

>> No.35955073

I can’t wait for the inevitable fight between the Shoggoth on his ship, the Dragon Commander, and his childhood friend Kobold.

>> No.35955082

>and his childhood friend Kobold
Laika-chan is never going to show up, they'll keep milking the series forever

>> No.35955089

>they'll keep milking the series forever
They’re just doing it so the author can finish the manga of course.

>> No.35955109

Slimes are vore-light desu, especially shoggs with their merge "fetish" or whatever you want to call it.

>> No.35955168

I like to think it’s an undying need to be with her master 24/7. It’s why I’m such a fan of stupid ideas like the Shogtie, the CorShog (like a corsage but with shoggy), and the Shoggoth Jacket (think a smoking jacket but living).

>> No.35955194

Shogs are the reverse. You sleep in a shog bed, wake up in the morning after your shog alarm goes off, then it's downstairs for a hearty breakfast of shog eggs and shog bacon, before kissing your shog maid and leaving for work.

>> No.35955264

It literally is that, shoggs are more clingy then any other monster. Id argue more so then Bogeys or Yetis.

Its why i think Shoggs are one of the fastest to go full rape-mode if you starve them of sexual satisfaction.

>> No.35955338

Shogs are the worst anyone who believes otherwise is a shog’s cumpump
>Staying over brother’s shoghouse
>Constant eldritch whispers trying to get my credit card info
>Everything has a weird black sheen to it that sticks to my clothes
>Every light is purple making it hard to see anything
>The bed is say to soft and I sink into it
>I can hear my brother and his shog wife banging throughout the whole house
>The walls also start melting along with the floor during their coitus
>Got sucked into the ground and landed in the sahuagin caverns beneath their manor
>Get stuck being the sahuagin king, and as king it’s my duty to breed them all
>They even start bringing in their friends like cancers and drowned zombies
>Whenever I confront shog-sis-in-law she gives me a shit eating grin
Fuck shogs

>> No.35955368

Your sister-in-law does you a favor and you just keep bitching, unbelievable.
>drowned zombies
You even end up with some water Wights eventually.

>> No.35955389

I disagree and the face that I am indeed a shog's cumpump has nothing to do with it

>> No.35955949

This is what peak mofu looks like, learn and accept it

>> No.35955972

Sounds like a shoddy shog

>> No.35955988

I want to get molested by mofu.

>> No.35956113


>> No.35956165

I wanna marry Bapho-chan

>> No.35956323

Nothing wrong with giving an alp breast massages. Just friends helping friends get big tits.

>> No.35956328

I am the Fluff Huffer! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the mofuless! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM! FLUFF HUFFER : Born with a fluffy tail in my hand and lead in my foot.

>> No.35956338

I would my future alp wife reach massive size tiddies,

>> No.35956373

>ywn watch your alp wife go through three glasses of holst milk a day
>she's growing so fast, she doesn't even bother buying new bras and just wears adjustable sting bikinis under her clothes for awhile

>> No.35956394

Would be nice yes. Or buying a holst and challenging Alp to a milk drinking contest everyday. That works too.

>> No.35956687

>> No.35956728

>"I-I've been more 'productive' lately..."

>> No.35956730

Why the smug?

>> No.35956787

>salamander daughters refuse to believe that their plump broodmother was ever the powerful warrior she claims to have been

>> No.35956838

she needs more gummy worms

>> No.35956854

Would praise and kiss her

>> No.35956946

I saw some parts in english in sankaku but I didn't bother to check if they're all there.

>> No.35956954

You're planning on giving her a total bowel cleaning?

>> No.35957129

I just want a simple life together with my harem of shortstack goblins.

>> No.35957148

>there was a shogged man
>who walked a shogged mile
>who found a shogged sixpence
>upon a shogged stile
>he bought a shogged cat
>which caught a shogged mouse
>and they all lived together in a little shogged house

>> No.35957179


>> No.35957188

>space outlaw Anon finally caught
>not after a grandiose fight
>not because dragon commander finally outwitted him
>not because he got tired of running
>but because he got constipated and couldn't shit for a week since his diet consists solely of carbs and salt
>dragon commander awkwardly waits outside the bathroom while Anon screams inside
>wonders if this is really worth it or if she should find someone a little more sane to kidnap

>> No.35957221

>dragon commander awkwardly waits outside the bathroom while Anon screams inside
thank you for the chuckle anon

>> No.35957254

I'm sure she'd still consider him a project.

>> No.35957286

>fufufu... It's finally come to this, outlaw~
>No! You fiend! I'll never give in!
>There's nowhere to run, human. Accept your fate!
>Eat the Goddamn vegetable, Anon! I worked hard to cook this!

>> No.35957345

Beautiful, anon

>> No.35957348

>dragon cuisine
It's fried green tomatoes, isn't it?

>> No.35957395

I want a wife with dark skin and silver hair that isn't a dark elf

>> No.35957402

get back in the kithcen, cause that's where u belong

>> No.35957434


>> No.35957461

Take a dip into the ghoul pool, friend

>> No.35957493

What’s the best way to annoy different monster girls with incorrect information to the point the would just rape you to prove you wrong?

>> No.35957494

Only the sugar free gummies do that.

>> No.35957517

Just tell them that in the era of the previous demon lord (their species) were the size of cats and leapt from tree to tree

>> No.35957563

the empty egg carton to old single monsters or call them smelly

>> No.35957581

>confused mereshark noises

>> No.35957595

Time to walk to school with your very human, totally not at all a monster in disguise, childhood friend, Anon.

>> No.35957651

Well, IF she was a monster girl, what kind of monster girl would she be?
I hope someone that’s nice and let’s me do some kinky shit like handholding.

>> No.35957659

>childhood friend
why does she such big tits and ass and looks to be older than 25

>> No.35957699

Come on, anon, these days young human girls often have big breasts and asses. It's completely natural.

>> No.35957738

why refer to human girls not just girls?

>> No.35957757

She looks very old to be my child hood friend. Are you sure she’s not a old fox using her illusion magic to make her look like that to get some high schooler dick?

>> No.35957767

You really doubt your childhood friend who you've known for years?

>> No.35957771

monster girls against glass >

>> No.35957787

nah, I am going with this girl

>> No.35957797


>> No.35957811


>> No.35957883

what's with this thread and veering into secondary 2hu memes so often? Is it that hard to just post monster girls?

>> No.35957912

Let's get back to mg rapes u rofl

>> No.35957918

We’re on a touhou board, it’s unavoidable.

>> No.35957940

So can I just ask out the monster girl cashier? I wounded how she would react.

>> No.35957945

Why are you so autistically obsessed with this? It's extremely annoying

>> No.35957958

She's not even supposed to be here today!

>> No.35957961

Just be considerate of other customers when you do.

>> No.35957964

are you in the head?

>> No.35958042

I’d rather hang out with that loudmouth Kakuen girl and her Automaton friend that stands outside the store all day!

>> No.35958057

Here’s a great prank to do:
>go to grocery store
>at check out take a “phone call” and yell loudly about single and how virile you are and you wish that someone with great maternal instincts who can raise all 25 children that you want
>gets em every time

>> No.35958080

>> No.35958166

Have sex with lolis

>> No.35958167

>> No.35958168

Well that’s one way to get raped at the convenience store.

>> No.35958170

Wasn't that a Shirow Masamune series?

>> No.35958186


>> No.35958208

no, they can't handle me, only ccs and above can

>> No.35958218

There is always that village girl somewhere out there that a nobleman has a secret male heir with. I'd like to see how different species of monster girls react to learning about their secret half-brother.

>> No.35958223


>> No.35958229

CC lolis

You will be sexed by the lolis.
Accept the sexing and choose your loli, or refuse the sexing and one will be assigned to you.

Best accept it because you don't know if your assigned loli will be to your liking or not.

>> No.35958230

But I don’t even like Oingo Boingo!

>> No.35958239

>> No.35958247

Know your place, infant.

>> No.35958248

I love agressive lolis!

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