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We search a new home for our moon rabbit Udonge.

She is docile, white haired, big breasted and around 170 high. She likes to get toyed with, raped or beaten up. She is a stupid bitch who dares to turn me on and stops in the middle. Punching her and throwing her into the torture chamber didn't help.

Interested people can visit us and look at her. If you are not interested you can still visit us and just rape her. Gang rape preferred. Bring your own toys. If you come while nobody is at home, I threw her into the well.

Address: Bamboo forest of the Lost 1, House Eientei

P.S.: alternatively, if we don't get rid of her in a week, we hold a barbeque next saturday. Bring your friends! We have plenty of tasty meat.

>> No.3594972

Dumb rabbit only good for her sex appeal.

>> No.3594980

What kind of pet owner doesn't list house training/vaccinations?

>> No.3594987

I will call Rance.He might want a new pet he can use.

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>>3594980
All vaccinations were done in house.
Regrettably, the doctor only chuckles when asked what was in the needle.

>> No.3594995

>>3594980
She is house-trained and can wear clothes.
She also gets her daily shots.

Now take her already, you piece of shit.

>> No.3595003

>If you come while nobody is at home

You go places?

>> No.3595004

>>3594969 P.S.: alternatively, if we don't get rid of her in a week, we hold a barbeque next saturday. Bring your friends! We have plenty of tasty meat.

You'd think they'd be serving udon instead.

>> No.3595010

>>3595003
All true NEETs pretend there's no one home if they're the only one.

>> No.3595011

>>3595003
yes, got a problem with that?

>>3595004
Too much work, tossing her into the fire is easier.

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>> No.3595015

Why would you want to get rid of Udonge?

>> No.3595028

>>3595015
A useless little bunny who causes nothing but grief and suffering

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>>3595028

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>>3595036
Wear her clothes and gain her powers, old rabbit.

>> No.3595043

I get her! When can I go to pick her up?

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>>3595043
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>> No.3595183

IT'S A TRAP!!!

>> No.3595204

>>3595043
just pick her up when you have time, but keep the time limit in mind!

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