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Snakes. That is all

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>> No.35983605

Hungry Hungry Wendis

>> No.35983611
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bats are cute

>> No.35983620

Remember to leave your swords in holy water overnight

>> No.35983625

They probably have trains divided for men and monsters to be separated so rape doesn't happen.

>> No.35983632

>>35983611
An unusual sort of fluff

>> No.35983634
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https://pastebin.com/r9HFBpKU
New sabbath text, come get your little girls.

>>35983625
They probably have trains undivided for men and monsters so rape and molesting happens more often.

>> No.35983657

>>35983634
But what if you're a busy man with no time for sex or you're currently not interested in sex? They shouldn't convince you with magical allure because that's not consensual.

>> No.35983693

I want to become a liches apprentice just so I can learn one spell: Biggus dickus.

>> No.35983709
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Lewd bunnies!

>> No.35983715

>>35983693
i have a vewy gweat fwend in dwagonia cowd 'biggus dickus'.

>> No.35983725

>>35983657
In that case would end up like the plot of that doujin the guy is so busy he accidentally enters the girls division and then it turns out that division was made solely for busy frustrated women to rape the few men that enter it.

>> No.35983730

>>35983715
>Dragon queen talks with her new guard, anon, about her friend Biggus dickus
>Anon was prepared for anything, but not this and if he laughs, he'll be sent to Druella knows where

>> No.35983731

>>35983634
>pastebin

>> No.35983767

>>35983715
Does he have a wife?

>> No.35983790

>>35983767
Her name's... Ligda!
Ligda Tklit

>> No.35983813

>>35983599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wciwscw8Css

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>>35983599

>> No.35983849
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desert demons are the best subclass of demons

>> No.35983856
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oni and mino spend lots of time talking about how hard they broke their husbands
they are good friends

>> No.35983866

>>35983849
Those fucking baggy leggings are so underrated. does anyone know what they're actually called?

>> No.35983878

I would lose to an elf only if she were at least 7ft tall and had huge boobs.

>> No.35983884

>>35983866
Those are harem pants

>> No.35983888

>>35983709
>asshole looks like a vagina

>> No.35983889
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>>35983599

>> No.35983904

>>35983884
Harem Pants that are secretly crotchless, and you just have to move the central cloth strip aside to access.

>> No.35983949
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>>35983709
vulva squishes are my fetish

>> No.35983992
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Human boys belong on succ tits

>> No.35983996
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>>35983889
This is the ideal female body, you may not like it but this is what peak female perfomance is.

>> No.35983999

>>35983992
This is cursed

>> No.35984013

>>35983992
She's a big girl.

>> No.35984018

My evil plan is to temporarily increase the intensity of the sun rays so every MG in the planet has their eyesight damaged and will be forced to wear glasses. Because this makes them sexier.

>> No.35984031

>>35984013
B-Bigger doesn’t mean better.

>> No.35984032

>>35984018
i guess we're enemies then

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>>35983996
Wrong.

>> No.35984055

>>35983709
Gonna knock her up with a litter.
I have no choice in the matter

>> No.35984057

>>35983992
>giantess shit

>> No.35984063

>>35983888
Yeah, weird looking asshole ruins it.

>> No.35984070
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nice tail

>> No.35984101

>>35984057
you dumb

>> No.35984225
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What flavor goblin do you like?

>> No.35984246

>>35983992
Since his legs are over her tits this counts as topping her, right?

>> No.35984252

>>35983992
That’s just goofy looking

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>>35983599

>> No.35984274
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>*cracks knuckles with malicious sexual intent*

>> No.35984287

>>35984225
Pregnant

>> No.35984293
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>>35983599

>> No.35984321

>>35984274
>moth not so tough after getting impregnated

>> No.35984323
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>>35984225
Cow flavor.

>> No.35984382
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Blue girls are the best

>> No.35984403

>>35984225
blood cause she looks like a genki evil

>> No.35984408

>>35984323
A small but productive breed.

>> No.35984432

>>35983856
That Oni looks like she's enjoying funny marshmallow cat videos.

>> No.35984449

>>35984432
>Hey Anon, did you see this video of the marshmallow cat rolling down the stairs?

>> No.35984478
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>>35984264
Truly the best girl in that show.

>> No.35984496

>>35984449
Yes, along with the one where someone throws a cheese slice on a marshmallow cat's face.

>> No.35984518

>>35984293
Fancy looking fox

>> No.35984596

>>35984496
>Smacks into the cats face
>He just doesn't have a care in the world and lets out a happy 'nya!'

>> No.35984597

>>35983599
Give me the Cursed sword Ghost/Golem

>> No.35984598
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>>35984449
sorry i was too busy watching "working out with marshmallow cat" video

>> No.35984613

>>35984598
Push it to the limit!

>> No.35984635

>>35984225
im gonna knob that hob

>> No.35984640

>>35984597
i want a harem that's just a bunch of living/cursed equipment.

>> No.35984680
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>>35983605
I love blue ice girls

>> No.35984688

>>35983709
Superfetation.

>> No.35984695

>>35984640
beware the cursed fleshlight

>> No.35984711
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Your monsterfu(s) will be a girl related to your zodiac sign. If you're an Easterner, it'll be in relation to your Chinese zodiac sign.

Who you got, anons?

>> No.35984719

>>35984597
>>35984640
Haha imagine being raped by the cursed armor you are wearing.

>> No.35984722

>>35984640
I love Living Armors because they're basically Mjolnir armor but you can actually fuck the AI.

>> No.35984748
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Do we have any dinosaurs? Weakling salamander cousins need not apply.

>> No.35984751

>>35984711
astrology is dumb

>> No.35984765

>>35984751
You must have a shitty sign like Cancer or Libra

>> No.35984777

>>35984722
Living Armors are the best
>badass Order knight is actually fucking his monster wife 24/7
>keeps getting his squires lost in enemy territory

>> No.35984810

>>35984711
What is Pisces? Do I get two fish?

>> No.35984824

Do you think unicorns and bicorns are enemies? They have very different philosophy about marriage.

Do you think they have rival political parties or maybe try to "steal each other's flock" like rival preachers?

>> No.35984831
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>>35984810
If you want

>> No.35984850

>>35984777
>Using your sex-powered power armor to kick ass and gain a high position in the order
>Keep taking squires and leaving them in demon realms till they turn into succs with a thing for their brave hero they admire
>Continue to acquire infinitely growing succ knight harem
Absolutely DEVILISH

>> No.35984853

do you think there be any monsters that support the order despite how fucked they are.

>> No.35984864

>>35984831
I'll take a Sea Bishop and a Merrow

>> No.35984868

>>35984850
What happens to the male squires who don't alp?

>> No.35984876
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>>35984748

>> No.35984877

>>35984864
Good choices. Pious fish and whore fish. They'll balance each other out.

>> No.35984886

>>35984868
Payment to the local monsters for letting me win pre-planned victories for more notoriety.

>> No.35984890

>>35984711
Aries so sheep girl for me.

>> No.35984920

>>35984886
>Literal war profiteering to advance your political career

>> No.35984922

>>35984711
>Virgo
Houri comes to mind first
>Rat
Large Mouse or Hinezumi

>> No.35984946

>>35984680
Tsuraras and Ice Queens might be ice girls but they're also really hot, I want to grope and breed ice pears.

>> No.35984960

>>35984850
Doing the Gods work one Aspiring Hero Squire succ at a time.

>>35984920
Its not bad if your preventing people from getting hurt.

>> No.35984964

>>35984920
>An overly durable man using war profiteering to increase his standing in the order while also bringing the establishment closer to its collapse and an upheaval of the social order
Now where have I seen this before?

>> No.35984970
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What would cause a literal demon princess to lose her composure and chase someone like a wild animal?

>> No.35984992

>>35984711
I’m either a Sagittarius or Capricorn depending on what calendar you look at so I don’t know what I’d get.
But I side with >>35984751. Astrology IS dumb.

>> No.35984995

>>35984970
Hearing a man say how there's no way a demon princess would be interested in him.

>> No.35984999

>>35984970
Loudly professing your love then trying to slink back into the crowd.

>> No.35985003

>>35984964
>"Living Armor, son. I harden in response to sexual pleasure!"

>> No.35985018

Listen Lilim, I'm sorry but uh...you're not terribly important to me.

>> No.35985021

>>35984711
>Sagittarius
Nightmare please.

>> No.35985029
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>>35984613
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down, down

>> No.35985039

>>35984598
I found what that marshmallow cat is listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQhbdaypY0

>> No.35985067
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>>35984748

>> No.35985072

>>35984964
I have a dream, that one day every man in this nation will pick his OWN waifu. A land of the truly free damn it.

>> No.35985077

>>35984711
>Libra
I guess an anubis probably.

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>>35985029
working out with your waifu

>> No.35985131

>>35984970
Say that Wonderland is boring out loud.

>> No.35985152
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>>35985106
checking out girls with your shitposting cat

>> No.35985166

https://nhentai.net/g/368390/

>> No.35985186

>>35985166
wrong thread?

>> No.35985189

>>35984964
I was wrong, You're not greedy. You are horny!

>> No.35985195
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Daily life is never dull with a group of goblin minions.

>> No.35985237

>>35985195
>goblin minions are always sassy and rude
>still listen to Anon despite their complaints
>Anon always berates and works his goblins hard
>still takes care of them and gets very over protective of them
>everyday ends in a giant cuddle pile to sleep
need it

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https://imgbox.com/g/jU0SaJaRV6
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 112. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/IJQYHGrz

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>> No.35985281

>>35985242
That one with that dude's waifu crushing the chess piece is pretty cool.

>> No.35985334

>>35984711
>Canсer
Well...

>> No.35985335

>>35985237
Be aware that goblins have a tendancy to go out and do something for the sake of their Boss, only to cause a lot of chaos, either intentionally or not.

>> No.35985364
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So,what exactly do vampire lords do while their future husband storms the castle? just practice monologues and predictable battle patterns? hide overpowered items in obvious locations?

>> No.35985371

>>35985364
Why would they wait for him at the castle when they can storm his village instead

>> No.35985379

>>35985371
Because they have basic decour unlike slimes

>> No.35985383

>>35985371
Then how do they know its her destined one if they dont pass all her trials? is she just gonna snatch some random? they play the (VERY LONG) game just like echidnas

>> No.35985393

>>35985364
use their scrying orb to watch him while he's fighting, bathing and sleeping for the purposes of analyzing potential weakness, probably.

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>>35985335
good thing boss is always there to bail them out. he can't stand to see them hur-I mean it be a pain to get new minions

>> No.35985400

>>35985383
>Capture a bunch of dudes
>Put them to work at the castle as butlers
>If none of the batch strikes her fancy they're given to her minions
>Repeat until husband is found

>> No.35985420

>>35985400
Thats how you deplete your gold reserves real fast unless its a "Work for one month for free and then i will pay you" just to get ditched into the other MG once that trial expires

>> No.35985430

>>35985420
Most monsters don't work for gold, plus the raids give you gold anyway

>> No.35985446

>>35985364
making sure any female companions meet some...unfortunate fates

>> No.35985465
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>>35983599

>> No.35985470

>>35985446
DEATH IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS HUGBOX SETTING,unless you have a lich nearby to necromancy your corpse

>> No.35985482

>>35985470
quite the detective

>> No.35985509

>>35985470
You should always have a lich nearby.

>> No.35985517
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>>35985364
"I'm sure that man would be here by now. Ah well. Another game of I-Spy, head maid?"

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>>35985364
Occassionally stop time and give him a bj, leaving him confused as to why he keeps cumming but there's no mess in his pants.

>> No.35985533

I want to pee in a monster girl's butt, and I mean that literally.
I want to stuff my cock all the way up her ass, drain my bladder, and then drain my balls without pulling out.

>> No.35985545
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>>35985470
>hero anon starts off with 3 companions: a priestess, a swordswoman, and an elf ranger
>by the time he reaches the vamp castle, he is alone
>priestess got a sudden promotion and was sent on the other side of the planet
>swordswoman "wins" a fighting tournament and decides to retire with her savings
>elf ranger just disappears one night
>now its up to hero anon to defeat the vampire countess with the crazy eyes
very safe and wholesome

>> No.35985557

>>35985530
>filthy acts at reasonable price

>> No.35985610

>>35985364
I'd honestly go through an old vampire castle at level one while bumping this and have fun with her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc&list=RDMMyhN8SdulOFc&start_radio=1&ab_channel=OingoBoingo-Topic

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>>35985533

>> No.35985622
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I have reason to believe it's easier to infiltrate a vampire's castle as a shota.

>> No.35985671
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>>35985622
Anon, shotafying yourself to infiltrate a high-ranking monster’s territory tends to backfire 9/10 times. She is already gonna overpower you, now she will overpower AND manhandle (You).
Shota potions being good strategies is fake Tanuki propaganda. They are, in fact, business partners of-

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Do desert shirohebis become retainers to the pharaoh, or do they find an oasis ryu?

>> No.35985708

>>35985671
But some powerful monsters are weak to shotas. It'll give me the edge.

>> No.35985738

>>35985671
Sauce? Saucenao is giving me nothing.

>> No.35985751
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>when she says she hasn't had this much fun since April 15 1912

>> No.35985761

>>35985751
damn, she ooooooooooooold

>> No.35985763

>>35985738
https://nhentai.net/g/321269/

>> No.35985780

>>35985751
Wait what happened that day,i am fucking retarded when it comes to history

>> No.35985796

>>35985780
A boat sank.

>> No.35985800

>>35985751
when a kraken says she'll never let go she actually means it

>> No.35985802

>>35985763
Thank you anon.

>> No.35985805

>>35985780
the big boat that was said that not even god could sink sank

>> No.35985814
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>>35985796
>A boat sank.
Oh no!

>> No.35985820

>>35985708
Anon think of it this way: a human runs faster than a horse. The horse will STILL catch you in the end. You get some advantage at the start, she will still reduce you to a cumming ahegao mess.

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Forcing noblewomen monsters to be your servants!

>> No.35985839

>>35985831
More like noblewomen forcing themselves to be your servants.

>> No.35985843

>>35985831
Don't worry! Kiki will show her the ropes!

>> No.35985844

>>35985831
it's more fun when they force you to be their master

>> No.35985851
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>>35985831
ill have my (newly promoted) kiki headmaid whip them into shape

>> No.35985854

>>35985831
i'd rather be their servant but be their actual master

>> No.35985857
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>Got a job at the farm as a cow breeder
>Milky muscly minos, cute thick holsts, smart and haughty hakus
>Missed fine print that said "spider"
>Get pounced on by ushi-onis the instant I enter the barn

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>>35985843
>>35985851
>"Come on now, girls! You have to look super cute for Master! That's it! Keep it Up!"

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>>35984719
>tfw when your plate armor starts molesting you

>> No.35985886

>>35985868
Lich is besto

>> No.35985889
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>ywn be led to a private place by a nice older "human" woman

>> No.35985890
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Forcing kiki to rest and be spoiled for months!

>> No.35985901
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>> No.35985903

>>35985890
We can go bigger.

>> No.35985904

>>35985901
Doragons, all of them.

>> No.35985924

>>35985890
how evil

>> No.35985925

>>35985903
My man.
A whole maid force with each pregnancy

>> No.35985930

>>35985903
>make kiki so pregnant, she can't sweep, dust, or clean windows properly with her big belly in the way
>still insists on doing her maid duties
>have to tell her that if she doesn't rest, you won't give her more daughters after she gives birth

>> No.35985941
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>>35985831
i dont want a servant

i want a mate

>> No.35985949

>>35985930
eh, it's fine. pregnant monsters don't need to be burdened with the weakness and inability of pregnant humans.

>> No.35985958

>>35985930
so she either gets no more daughters, or is forced to watch master clean the house himself
>man_is_the_real_monster.jpg

>> No.35985964

Monsters unironically sending you link to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"

>> No.35985980

>>35985964
>momshire trying to be relevant

>> No.35985989

>>35985964
Trying to pretend to be surprised and annoyed so the cheshire's happy but deep inside you just sigh.

>> No.35985996

>>35985958
Then a compromise?
>kiki's Master stands right behind her, helping her do chores and stroking her heavy stomach
>frequently gives her a deep kiss to energize her with his mana so she doesn't get tired
>only problem is that kissing her sometimes causes her to leak milk like crazy

>> No.35985997

>>35985889
That's a big succ

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>>35985958

>> No.35986007

Whats wrong with a little PermaDeath?

>> No.35986008

>>35985997
4 4
4 4
444

>> No.35986009

>>35986001
Oops, didn't mean to reply

>> No.35986014

>>35985545
Hero anon quits too, realizing that no one man can be a party and goes to live a quite life assuming some other party of heros will eventually rise to the occasion.

>> No.35986033

>>35985925
You know it. I like it big, not hyper, but big.

>> No.35986038

imagine if these threads were the only proof of humanity's existence

>> No.35986059

>>35986038
Explain

>> No.35986068

>>35986033
Big is good.
Just remember that she's going to get hips that go with that bump
I would go further but that's me thinking with my dick.

>> No.35986073

>>35986068
don't we all at some time?

>> No.35986075

>>35986038
I thinkthat’s good. Everyone here is a kind human being seeking affection. The world is filled with assholes left and right ready to kill and destroy for personal gain, the anons here want the happiness money can’t buy.

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>>35986068
Oh, I know and understand -completely-.

>> No.35986088

>>35986075
Assholes can seek affection anon, i bet most of us qualify.

>> No.35986094

>>35986077
If she looks at me like that, I'll just want to knock her up right then and there, whether she's given birth or not.

>> No.35986096

>>35986059
I assume he means if monster girls could see into our world, and these threads specifically were the only things they could see of our world.


In which case, I'd like to tell them. I wanna drown in holst and mino titties and be eaten by a sandworm. Please invade our realm and make my dreams a reality. Also, if you could do that by Sunday, that'd be fucking amazing. So fucking amazing that I'm gonna give the first monster girl I see an amazing fucking.

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>>35986038
I hope these threads make it to the monster world to alert all the monstergirls to our presence.

>> No.35986100
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>>35986088
But the fairies say im nice

>> No.35986101

>>35986073
True, some of us just go further than others.

>>35986077
I legitimately love the idea of getting something like a centaur and having all our daughters go into some form of knightly order in large amounts or a Lich trying to teach our brood of daughterus magic.

>"Now daughters, these is a very powerful fertility spell that I discovered after many decades of research and exploring tombs. We are covering it as a theoretical so you can understand a fairly mild transmutation spell."
>"Do NOT teach it to your husband like I did your father, you will need to get new robes frustratingly frequently."

>> No.35986104

Hellhound milfs........

>> No.35986107

>>35986100
Holy shit a flying pen.

>> No.35986114

>>35986099
Hurry the FUCK up druella

>> No.35986118

>>35986101
>"Do NOT teach it to your husband like I did your father, you will need to get new robes frustratingly frequently."
>she says while carrying the next batch of their sisters

>> No.35986119

>>35986099
so they think that we are just some fiction made by some zipangese bapho

>> No.35986121
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>>35986094
>If she looks at me like that
what it she looks at you like this?

>> No.35986122

>>35986088
For me none you are assholes. True assholes are much much much worse.

>> No.35986124
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>>35986099
I wanna be that whore's husband

It's a shame there's been no new Mari art in ages.
Need more pics of her getting double-teamed, getting fucked in the ass, impregnated, and POV blowjob

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>>35986121
Then I pin her against the wall and see how she reacts.

>> No.35986142

>>35986118
Exactly.
Meanwhile she's trying to hold her book in a position that is comfortable to read but also not getting milk dribbled on it before she gets fed up and just makes it hover.

>> No.35986144

>>35986119
Basically we are their escapism:
>there is a dog eat dog dimension out there the men conveniently inherently love monster girls of all kinds and want to be hugged and fucked and lead happily married life.
>Druella: HOLY SHIT THIS ISEKAI MANGA IS AMAZING! I WANT TEN COPIES!

>> No.35986146

>>35986139
Jelly hag spotted.

>> No.35986162

Is it possible to be platonic friends with a white horn? Or will it always end in a loving relationship with lots of baby-making sex?

>> No.35986166

>>35986162
>Is it possible to be platonic friends with a white horn?
If she's already married to someone else, yes. Same is true with any other monster girl.

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>>35986119
who else would want to make a vanilla succ the happiest monster in all the lands?
they can't be expected to suspend disbelief

>> No.35986169

>>35986124
cuck

>> No.35986187
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>>35986162
Of course you can just be friends with white horns anon! They're much friendlier and laid back than other monsters! We would never go all yandere and rapey like them hahaha. They're nice!

>> No.35986188

>>35986169
Lilim pussy is lilim pussy. No straight man can deny it when face to face with it, regardless of its extensive history.
You make up for it by taking your first daughteru's virginity and taking her as your second wife.

>> No.35986192

>>35986144
>>35986168
I had a stupid idea, what would your entry be?

>> No.35986205

>>35986124
>doubleteamed
yikes

>> No.35986214

>>35986192
I wouldn't have one.

>> No.35986217

>>35986187
>We
Something's not quite right here...

>> No.35986226

>>35986124
I commissioned a giantess vore pic of her. Well, it's more mouthplay than vore. I'll share it once the artist posts it to their social media. It's an A+ artist.

>> No.35986243

>>35986192
The human version of the girl nobody wants, the matango

>> No.35986246
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i like cows

>> No.35986252

>>35986217
Haha, just a typo nothing to worry about anon. Hey do you want to talk about white horns in private? maybe we could meet up in person somewhere? like tonight?

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>>35986246
got to love a monster that comes pre-domesticated

>> No.35986263
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Human men belong to robots. Stop resisting and accept robot supremacy.

>> No.35986266

>>35986256
i rather have a feral monster

>> No.35986271

>>35985364
>>35985622
>>35985671
If I had to infiltrate a high-ranking monster’s castle, I would simply bring a fireteam of apophises with venom tranq guns. The only true solution.
Unless that high-ranking monster is also an apophis, then she will simply be recruited.

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>>35983599

>> No.35986273

>>35986263
I'm not going to lie.
If I uncovered a 2B and 2P automaton, I'd probably customize the pair of them in slightly opposite directions.

>> No.35986275

>>35986246
>getting under the covers with a huge cow
I can't see anything going wrong with this.

>> No.35986279

>>35986192
I really dislike how most isekai just get the MC to the other side and that’s it. I like takes that he had some sort of connection or cause for the summoning. Like in Axiom Verge that the guy was a scientist researching dimensional travel.
Of course it wouldn’t necessarily be like that, maybe something like the Monster Girls trying to force a connection from their side, and people here from our side that find it. Not straight away, maybe taking days “hearing her voice”, seeing a different reality transparently overlap etc.

>> No.35986282

>>35986246
its my bedtime

>> No.35986283

>>35986263
Fully functional robo-wombs.

>> No.35986287

>>35986263
undeniable. they're smarter and stronger than us, and have our best interests at heart.

>> No.35986292

>>35986059
I'm going to put all these threads on a golden disk and shoot it into deep space.

>> No.35986296

>>35986226
Take it to /trash/, maybe your fellow mentally ill retards will care.

>> No.35986297
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>>35986263
robots are for marrying

>> No.35986302

>>35986263
a complex toaster is still a toaster

>> No.35986307

>>35986205
Sounds like someones not a team player, share everything with the homies.

>> No.35986313

Do married monsters make good friends?

>> No.35986314
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Little known fact: all monsters can transform into weapons for their husband.

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>>35986297
Finally someone gets it

>> No.35986330

>>35986307
Correct, I don't share.

>> No.35986338

>>35986263
i'd be too fascinated for things like resistance, though a dose of compliance sedatives every now and then might be fun.

>> No.35986346

>>35986263
no, no machine can come close to the holiness of an angel and divine beauty of an angel

>> No.35986361
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>>35986346
Based

>> No.35986370
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>>35986297
Yes

>> No.35986372

>>35986330
Sharing is caring anon.

>> No.35986374

on that note, I was making a holy ghost

>> No.35986377

>>35986307
cuck

>> No.35986378
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>>35986372
I don't care either. She belongs to ME.

>> No.35986380

>>35986361
they don't have a soul either

>> No.35986385

>>35986346
Mecha-angels it is then.

>> No.35986407

https://mangadex.org/title/d0c60a11-0106-45cf-abfc-d131cb49868f
Found this. Guy partners with a catgirl and a dragongirl

>> No.35986437

>>35986407
How can you tell, they don't look like monstergirls at all from the cover page.

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rawr

>> No.35986449

x is best girl

>> No.35986460

i want some holy monsters

>> No.35986466

anyone have any images of monster girls hugging their husband in a completely non-sexual manor?

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>>35986437

>> No.35986481

>>35986468
It really does not take much to consider something a monstergirl, disappointing.

>> No.35986487

>>35986468
ah yes, the bare minimum.

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>>35986468
Kemonomimi, not technically monster girls, though exceptions are made regarding kitsune, I don't hate it but they aren't mamano.

>> No.35986523
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>Automaton corners anon telling him it is time for mandatory seed extraction
>Expects him to resist as so many of her fellow automatons report that most men at the beginning are uncooperative
>Is taken off guard due to anon's willingness to procreate with her
>Wasn't given proper information or instructions on how to allow a man to self extract using her
>Just awkwardly lays there staring at anon
>Not that he minds as her pussy is automatically begins the milking process
>Anon drains himself dry falling into her arms
>Her routines demand she ride him making sure he's truly dry
>But she cancels that executable reasoning that anon has given more than enough to fill his quota and thus deserves rest to replace his seed
>And this is not an excuse to enjoy being hugged by him

>> No.35986530
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>>35986448
soft cats

>> No.35986538

>>35986448
That is one cute jinko.

>> No.35986544

>>35986124
Commission it coward.

>> No.35986546
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>>35986523
surprising monsters with affection when they expect hatred is my fetish

>> No.35986547

>>35983599
>Somewhere in the monstergirl world
>Boot up multiplayer game
>enter Multiplayer lobby
>Multiplayer lobby theme song:
>https://youtu.be/wmTf1VhAn-o
>Enter a game lobby
>While waiting for this or that amount of players to join to start the match, the various Monstergirl and human players start speaking
>"Alright how many of you monster bitches ready to get fucking felt!?"
>"Tough shit for a piece of shit human! So that to my face you n***er! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!"
>"FUCK YOU! YOU THINK ANY GUYS GONNA WANT YOU FUCKING WHORES!?"
>"YOU MONSTERS ARE ALL WHORES! YUM YUM YUM I LIKE COCKS YUM YUM YUM CUMMY CUM CUM I ALSO EAT SHIT!"
>I SHOULD OUGHTA RIP YOUR GUTS OUT! THINK PRAYING TO YOUR CHIEF GOD IS GONNA HELP YOU STUPID FUCKING APES!?"
>"AT LEAST SOME STUPID FUCKING LIZARD OR DOG!"
>"OI WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME, NYAAAN!?"
>"HOLY SHIT! YOU MONSTERS ARE STUPID! I DIDNT TALK TO YOU FUCKING CAT!"
>"WAAAH! WAAAH! IM A STUPID HUMAN! I WILL LIVE WITH MY MOM IN HER BASEMENT!"
>"SAYS THE MONSTERS THAT FUCK THEIR DADS!"
>"Yo hold up human, you talking to a cat!? I bet that some RETARD CHESHIRE!"
>"YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME BITCH!?"
>"OH YEAH IMMA TALKING TO YOU! CAUSE YOU STUPID CATS CHEAT IN YOUR HUSBANDS! YOU COCK GOBBLING PURPLE CAT YOU TAKE COCKS IN YOUR ASS MOUTJ AND DIRTY PUSSY! YOU UNFAITHFUL CUNT!!!"
>"I SHOULD OUTA SHOVE MY PAWS UP YOUR CLIT! YOU SUCCS ARE THE CUM EATING WHORES! YOU CHEAT YOUR HUSBAND!!! GET A DIVORCE!!!"
>"NO YOU GET A DIVORCE BIIIIITCH!!"
>this goes on for five to eight minutes straight as mamono and human players alike spew toxic, racist and offensive slurs and comments to each other

How toxic can game lobbies in monstergirl world be?

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>>35986283

>> No.35986561
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big monsters, small hallways

>> No.35986562

>>35986547
the fuckin squeakers would be legendary

>> No.35986579
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>>35986561
big monsters forgetting how big they are

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>>35986466

>> No.35986590

>>35984598
>eats an entire can of fancy feast after working out
NGMI

>> No.35986602

>>35985242
>apsara lewds
Rare!

>> No.35986606

I remember when you guys first got here there was always a guy yelling about wanting (insert mg here) to take a dump in his mouth and the threads usually had BULLY THE SHORTIES as a first or second post. These things would make me guffaw.

>> No.35986631

>>35985530
>walk up a flight of stairs to kick a vampire's ass
>wind up at the bottom
>hit with one of the strongest orgasms of your life
>shake it off and try again
>same ting happens
>after a few more times your dick is coated in bite marks and starting to hurt
>vampire looks like a jav actress after a bukaki session

>> No.35986633

>>35986606
ritualposting is bizarre behavior, even for us.

>> No.35986634
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>year is 30.021
>humanity's ignorance in a war involving card games caused its own genocide
>ours extremely humanely androids created as escapism and form of fetish with maxed loyalty and love towards its former masters tirelessly have tried to revive the human race to no significant results due to the incomplete DNA at their disposal, most they could do was replicate a biomechanical womb for birthing functions, an overall useless function unless they had a male to be impregnated by
>suddenly reports from the dark side of the planet (the planet stopped spinning in the card game war btw)
>those eccentric androids have discovered a way to twist the fabric of time to view the far-off past and are willing to share the technology as long as they acquire the functions of functional wombs as well
>For the first time in 500 years both factions have teamed up
>Since trying to directly interfere with the direction of history can fuck everything up and cause a time paradox they decide to pick off humans that would die anyway in natural accidents or would be kidnapped to the Monster Girl worlds.
>to avoid disasters they research their browsing history and start remodelling themselves to (You)r fetishes
>the plan begins, (Anon) is summoned to the future to begin the purpose of repopulating the dead human race with their humble android servants
>''300.000 ejaculations in the per day should suffice'' says the android in charge of relations
What do?

>> No.35986648

>>35986634
>(the planet stopped spinning in the card game war btw)
lol

>> No.35986649

>>35985281
I like to think it's because she lost the game of chess

>> No.35986659

>>35986634
welp, If I was retarded before, I sure am now

>> No.35986664

>>35986648
Card Games are serious business

>> No.35986675
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>>35986648
Didn't you know? Our universe was created and is manipulated by a single card

>> No.35986679

>>35986675
>life created by a piece of paper
that's what you get for getting history lessons from a neet smart(?) cow

>> No.35986685
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>>35986509

>> No.35986690

>>35986561
>giant monster has an obvious crush on you
>she's completely harmless, just follows you around at a distance
>never make a move on her or try to talk to her
>notice that she starts to hang out with some of the more aggressive monsters
>think nothing of it at first
>until she stops you in the hall one day
>literally stops
>you can't get by her
>asks to talk to you
>try to stammer your way out of it
>tells you to meet her behind the school after class
>tells you that she'll run you down if you try to escape

>> No.35986692

>>35986606
>ywnbbfbah

>> No.35986744

>>35986634
yo no se ingles, yo onions simple de mente

>> No.35986765

>>35986744
*s o y

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>>35986765
>spanish gets punished because of a meme
that's actually kinda funny

>> No.35986825
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>>35983599

>> No.35986844

>"so just because she's dead we should break up or something!?"

>> No.35986847

>>35986794
Some Japanese streamer got banned for saying "nigero" which means "run away".

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>>35986634
>>35986675
The solution is for Anons to go back in time and defeat Monsters at a children's card game!

>> No.35986858

>>35986844
you know undead have to really resent that "until death to us part" clause

>> No.35986863

>>35986858
do us, even.

>> No.35986867
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>>35986844
she's not dead, she's just a bit more ripe

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>>35986844

>> No.35986874

>>35986869
I wanna be devoured by ghouls, figuratively and literally via giantess, soft vore.

>> No.35986887
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>>35984711
>Libra though I am nothing like the profile usually given. Scorpio would make more sense as I was born prematurely.
This is really a case where I hand myself off to the Chinese zodiac which fits me a lot better, despite being a westerner. Sheep or sometimes Goat. and I know which goat I love.

>> No.35986890
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>>35983599

>> No.35986892
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>>35986847
that's even funnier. to be fair i feel bad for the guy for just saying (in his view) a simple word/phrase.

>> No.35986895

>>35986263
Based

>> No.35986904

>>35986847
america was a mistake

>> No.35986912

>>35984711
>virgo
Alice, I guess?

>> No.35986921
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>>35984711
I'm stuck with this dumb scorpion.

>> No.35986931

>>35986892
I want a situation like that with Orcs and Trolls

>> No.35986932
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>>35986921
You don't know how lucky you are.

>> No.35986936

>>35986921
You'll fuck the bug and like it, anon.

>> No.35986953

>>35986921
>>35986932
Would you give that scorpion's stinger a blowjob?

>> No.35986961

>>35986932
>>35986921
> - Blinding Lights starts playing

>> No.35986963

>>35986953
nah

>> No.35986964

>>35986953
Don't you have to inject venom for it to work? If you just swallow it I don't think it does anything.

>> No.35986970
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Do mantises make a "snikt" sound effect when unseating their claws?

>> No.35986972

>>35986964
for the most part, yeah.

>> No.35986988

>>35986970
yes, but she makes the sound herself. she thinks its cool

>> No.35986999

>>35986936
>YOU WILL OPEN THE PORTAL
>YOU WILL FUCK THE BUGS
>YOU WILL BOW TO YOUR LILIM OVERLORDS

>> No.35987002

>>35986999
i want to see their version of starship troopers

>> No.35987008

>>35986999
trips, I accept my fate as a bug's Essex slave

>> No.35987033
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Haha! Hot, dead, stinky breath ghouls forcing you into deep, passionate kisses and lick you all over.
All you're gonna smell is hot, dead, stinky, ghoul breath.
All you're gonna smell like is sticky, slimy, ghoul spit.

>> No.35987043

>>35987033
throw me to the ocean, I wish to be molested by those who dwell in the deep whose many limbs yearn for a man in their embrace

>> No.35987049
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>>35983599

>> No.35987051

>>35987043
Ocean ghouls!

>> No.35987089

>>35987051
the ghouls wish fir me, they follow without halting, I wish for salvation from their salivating maw, those stick slimy holes they got. That soul-sucking succ. All I wish is to be free but they keep sucking me back in their cold embrace.

>> No.35987106

>>35987033
i still like that scenario anon suggested a while ago with a ghoul behind some iron bars trying to tempt you into arms reach with her inviting mouth and tongue.

>> No.35987113

>>35987089
>All I wish is to be free but they keep sucking me back in their cold embrace.
I headcanon that ghouls are just as warm as humans. From experience, I can say that sticking dick in cold bodies is not pleasurable whatsoever.

>>35987106
I've never seen this.

>> No.35987119

>>35987113
>experience
wat?

>> No.35987134

>>35986999
I'll do the first two but #3 is right out.

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>>35987134
yea i only bow to bugs

>> No.35987160

>>35987134
i might genuflect to a dragon. they're probably into that

>> No.35987174

For the last time, guys. Covering yourself with ribbons to be raped by your waifu counts as a present for HER not for you.

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>>35987174
What if I cover my wife with seals instead?

>> No.35987185

>>35987181
standard foreplay

>> No.35987191

>>35987181
i bet all those seals have different variation of "I love you"

>> No.35987192

>>35986970
>mantises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ogBK4NmtE

>> No.35987205

>>35987174
i just sleep and let her rape me in my sleep

>> No.35987215

>>35987205
>t. nightmare husband

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>>35987215
n-no

>> No.35987238

>>35987113
>I can say that sticking dick in cold bodies is not pleasurable whatsoever.
Ye of so little imagination.

>> No.35987240

>>35987225
Oh, I see. My mistake. Then I suppose you won't mind if I... DRINK A WHOLE POT OF COFFEE AT 10PM?!

>> No.35987258

>>35987240
she already switched the contents of each package with decaf

>> No.35987267
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Vampire thief stole my heart.

>> No.35987268

>>35987258
Joke's on her, I filled the decaf bag with guarana.

>> No.35987273

>>35987267
And in return you need to steal her virginity

>> No.35987279

>>35987267
Sauce me

>> No.35987283

>>35987273

I can't 'cuz she stole mine already. She's good at what she does.

>>35987279

(C97) [Kanpan Koujou (Inui Panko)] POOL SIDE MIRAGE (Fate/Grand Order) [English] [NHNL]

happy fappy

>> No.35987284

>>35987267
Liz nooo!

>> No.35987289

>>35987283
>fgo
nope

>> No.35987296

>>35987268
she knew you would do that and switched the bag with crushed sleeping pills

>> No.35987301

>>35987289

Just use it as masturbation material. I don't play half the games I fap to.

>> No.35987305

>>35987301
i will never forgive fgo

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>>35987301
Same, I can't stand mobile games. But I really like the boat foxes.

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>>35987301
Wtf bro you should play some of those games

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>>35987289
>He's too autistic to fap to shit he doesn't like

>> No.35987322

>>35987296
B-Bakana!

>> No.35987323

>>35987312
is that fox ok?

>> No.35987328

>>35987312
Why are there boat foxes even? What does a fox have to do with boats?

>> No.35987335

>>35987323
she has acute (you) deficiency

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>>35987322
you gonna get sleep raped
>nightmare-chan:1
>Anon:0

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>>35987328
Every faction in Azur Lane has their own theme. The not-IJN's theme is being youkai.

>> No.35987353

>>35987328
i guess it turns a profit? the tacked on bits of metal always seemed like terrible design to me.

>> No.35987357

>>35987305

Are you the guy who was upset about Gorgon? Regular Medusa still exists.

>> No.35987358

>>35987339
>nightmare ufufu's to herself as she approaches a passed out Anon
>he's slumped over his kitchen table facing away from her, pot of "coffee" still in his hand
>gets ready to enter into his dreams
>camera cuts to Anon's bloodshot eyes shoot open
>he smirks
>Roundabout starts playing as he lifts his shirt to reveal the hundreds of nicotine patches he applied to himself hours before

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>>35987323
Not ok at all, she needs an injection badly.

>> No.35987373

>>35987314
I know its a bit autistic, but since the bar has been lowered way the fuck down i feel I can admit that i can't character im not familiar with, I have to know things about her as a person

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>>35987362
I better take her to the nurse then, poor thing looks really sick

>> No.35987388

>>35986890
who's on the right?

>> No.35987391

>>35987358
it still counts as sleep if she bonks him on the head with her scythe right? jumping up like that spooks the poor horse

>> No.35987395

>>35987362
Maybe if it was Kaga.

>> No.35987422

>>35987391
>Anon gets horse kicked by a startled nightmare
>it puts him in a coma
>she has all the time in the world to pay him back for spooking her

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>> No.35987439

Tsunderes are for tender, wombbloating sex in the high school locker room.

>> No.35987455

>>35987439
they're for flirting with other women until the cracks in the tsun start showing

>> No.35987462

LivingDollFoxMaid Personal Onaholes

>> No.35987471

>>35987422
>poor Anon is continuously raped by the smug nightmare in his coma dreams
>poor nightmare-chan "awawa"ing as she tends to coma Anon in the real world
who won?

>> No.35987474

>>35984711
>Leo
Dose that mean I get a jinko?

>> No.35987475

>>35987422
I feel like her hitting him that hard would probably just end in a lot of tears

>> No.35987481

>>35987388
Black Gold Saw.

>> No.35987485

>>35987475
don't worry she has demonsilver horseshoes

>> No.35987486

>>35987434
To be fair to the pig that's not an unreasonable expectation

>> No.35987576

Can I eat an alraune's leaves? Like in a salad? Or is that no bueno?

>> No.35987590

>>35986448
I've never liked jinkos before because of the musclefags, but I really really like this one. Would wife and slowly teach her my language while enjoying her bad accent and flustering around difficult terms.
A russian snow-leopard one like this would be even sexier.

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I'd honestly love to corrupt an angel slowly by being that whisper in her ear slowly turning her into a fallen one with my words and many tricks. I just want to see that prim and proper angel turn into the deviant she always has been

>> No.35987635

>>35987486
I tried the pick up line "I think I'm gonna eat some pork for dinner" on an p'orc and she ran away in tears. I feel terrible.

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>>35987621
>she's thinking the same plan against you
>Anon chuckles to himself while the angel silently ufufus to herself

>> No.35987654

>>35986192
Whichever one is a depressed, disillusioned, addiction fueled burn out at the age of 30.

>> No.35987668

>>35986448
I hope she isn’t upset I chose a Mongolian BBQ place for our date.

>> No.35987681

>>35987647
>it becomes a race to see who is the better corruptor and who can make the other fall first

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>>35987647
I knew going to a bar in pandemonium was a good idea

>> No.35987685

>>35986546
>Kneel Me Before Mortal

>> No.35987688

>>35987654
Your entry has to list your preferences/ fetishes so you can be picked by one who fits your taste.

>> No.35987711

>>35987685
>Wurm-chan breaks into a Ryu shrine and wears her clothes.

>> No.35987713

>>35987681
How would an angel tempt you though? Ooooh, you get to go to sunday mass?

>> No.35987719

>>35987681
>in their eyes they are having a battle of wits to have the other succumb
>to anyone else, it looks like two weirdos chuckling to themselves while trying to look brooding

>> No.35987725

>>35987713
put some divine curse on you that makes it impossible to cum unless you follow her every word

>> No.35987744

>>35987713
offering to deal with your temptations herself

>> No.35987745

>>35987621
I think normal angels are hotter than the fallen ones.

>> No.35987770

>>35987713
Raping you until you do her will as the chosen one you are

>> No.35987771

>>35987713
>angel
>temptation
we all know where this going.... it rhymes with grape

>> No.35987792

>>35987713
one word
milk

>> No.35987800

>>35987745
yeah, neither profile image for them is particularly inspiring and ordinary angels have more art.
Even when you do see a fallen angel, they usually overexaggerate sinful traits and push things a bit too far.
My affinity for blue skin would suggest i'd like fallen angels more but i guess i haven't seen much of it that i like.

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>>35987713
shouldn't mock angels like that anon

>> No.35987911

>>35987713
>How does an angel tempt you?
>Wheatfields by a body of water and pure white sundresses and humble homesteads a cute dog spontaneous love a big belly a tired wife and a baby tuckered out after it's first few moments out of the womb time passing another bump and a grinning toddler angel.webm
haha, I know right, how could an angel possibly tempt me.

>> No.35988011

>>35985400
>disguise self as butler
>eventually get trusted with keys
>drink all the alcohol in the castle
>leave

>> No.35988023

Dolphingirl when

>> No.35988045

>>35983992
>>35985671
Fuck off mongoloid
>>>/d/

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>>35988023
hopefully never, they are the rapists of the sea. now a nice orca girl, that sounds very good

>> No.35988076

>>35986144
Wow that really makes alot of sense

>> No.35988174

>>35986144
>Interdimensional portal project receives little funding as the prospect of finding a world full of billions of desperate, monster-hungry men is deemed too good to be true.

>> No.35988188

>>35987621
I'd honestly love for an already corrupted and lewd angel to 'punish me for my sins' by fucking me senseless and taking me back to wherever she resides just because she wants to

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i like cats

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>>35988333
How much?

>> No.35988422

post lich

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>>35988399
i'd get pet cats for my cats so we can pet cats together

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>>35987911
Incredibly based

The ultimate homestead experience. Loyal wife, large family, comfortable and fulfilling life.

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kikis are dumb

>> No.35988647

>>35988640
>t. devilbug

>> No.35988649
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>>35988640
kikis are cute

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>>35988640
Kikis don't need to be smart. They just need to be good maid and wives.

>> No.35988681

>>35988647
>Haha, mopping floors makes me horny!
A statement of the utterly DERANGED

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>>35988666
Kiki is happy as long as she can take care of your house and birth you a dozen babies.

>> No.35988706
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marry and have children with elves, the true master race

>> No.35988737

>>35987358
>Anon ODs

>> No.35988768

>>35988737
>Nightmare lives in crippling depression for the rest of her life thinking she drove him to suicide
Kinky.

>> No.35988811

>>35988768
And that is why nightmares approach after you fell asleep

>> No.35988867

>>35988768
Many such cases.

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Thoughts on Druellas titanic milkers?

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>> No.35988878

>>35988873
I dislike her and in regards to that specific feature of hers I'm not terribly impressed either.

>> No.35988883

>>35988873
I wanna suck them while she milks me dry

>> No.35988916
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>>35988873
tasty snake milk

>> No.35989036

>>35988875
Didn't these threads make a bunch from that template?

>> No.35989051

kikimora on a roomba

>> No.35989073

>>35989051
Where will she go?

>> No.35989106

>>35984225
Sand
Pygmy is far too adorable to do anything to, other than hug, pat and kiss.

>> No.35989121
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>>35989036
You mean this?

>> No.35989220
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Little monster girl dreams of being a magical girl!

>> No.35989235

>>35986192
I have no idea about names or anything.
Rarely leaves the home on his own, likes to cook and garden.
Prefers much bigger and stronger girls, works out only to improve cuddle appeal.
Strong, but kinda tubby.

>> No.35989274
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You're not using Chrome are you darling?

>> No.35989294

>>35989274
My Archangel Anti-virus says I'm not allowed to use you anymore.

>> No.35989300

>>35989274
I use both.

>> No.35989326
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Could you imagine knocking up your mortal enemy, that’d sure be embarrassing, forced to raise a kid together both of you trying to steer her to good or evil, arguing in the bedroom till it turns physical having aggressive hate sex only to wake up cuddling for some reason, making her pregnant again causing her insult/offhandedly compliment you for your virility, thinking of names on the couch together instead of arguing at like last time, going out doing stuff as a family and once she finally lets her guard down years later your sneak up behind her with a knife and cutting her fresh tiramisu so you can sneak a piece away for the kids and yourself

>> No.35989365
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[ERROR]

New Berserk chapter comes out in September. Let us pray for more loli witches.

>> No.35989449

>>35989326
It would be easier to avoid if ancient evils didn't have such massive tits and fat tails.

>> No.35989473

>>35989365
anon...

>> No.35989484

>>35989473
It's true!

>> No.35989485

>>35989365
Witch's hair is illogically poofy. It's weird.

>> No.35989530

>>35989365
Didn't the author die?

>> No.35989532
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I wanna spank my monke

>> No.35989534
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Monster girls are reclining.

>> No.35989573

>>35989530
Yes but this chapter was already supposed to come out before he did.

>> No.35989586

>>35989532
damn dirty apes

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>won't you melt with me?

>> No.35989674

>>35989661
Sure, I'd melt some marshmallows with you.

>> No.35989680

>>35989661
What's with the skeletons?

>> No.35989693

>>35989674
>Jellied marshmallows
sounds delicious

>> No.35989723

>>35989573
So what now? Does the series end or do they keep going? Will the company producing it tell what was supposed to go on until the end?

>> No.35989764

I'm just stopping by to ask, do you guys like Andy's misadventures so far?
Oh yeah and the last request, the lilim who hires the male escort is still in work.

>> No.35989807

>>35989723
They're just publishing a chapter that was supposed to come out last spring, I have no answers to give you.

>> No.35989833

So I was thinking of this thing where a confident Slug and a high-strung Hakutaku go on a road trip.
Also thought maybe the Slug is a former student who flunked out and chased her dreams instead.

>> No.35989855

>>35989274
I'm using the true choice, an outdated version of Microsoft Edge.

>> No.35989862

>>35989764
Wai-wait wait wait. Did you do the Manticore one already?

>> No.35990024
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Every man thinks he can beat the lim
Until they meet one

>> No.35990075

>>35990024
Then beat her at yugioh/MTG/whatever card battle game he plays.

>> No.35990113
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>>35990024
Go for the one that will 1V1 you hounorably.

>> No.35990419

>>35989862
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32899933
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32596606

I have done these two manticore requests so far.

>> No.35990497
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>>35990024
Every lim thinks they're unbeatable
Until they meet the right man.

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