Monster Girl Thread

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And so ends the story of the Lone Wanderer.

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I didn't ask for this.

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I need her.

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Nanda kore wa? Greenowormu-chan wa sekshi deska?

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Big ol' spider boobs

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>>35991654
>>35991672
She's not for sex in that form! That form needs to cocoon first!

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>>35991695
Need a drake meme of her disliking the idea of her as a pap holding hands with a guy and her excited with the idea of her in a guys lap getting fed

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>No more warm days, only ice

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>>35991886
Thank you Jesus

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>>35991886
It looks warm between your Booba

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turst jinkos, they are better than meme cat or brown rape cat

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Massive tiddy pharaoh

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>>35991920
Her heart is warm when she's close to you

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>>35991695
>She's not for sex in that form!
I ain't waiting when there's a beauty like this eager and ripe for the taking.

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>>35991933
Since tigers attack from behind, does that mean there are some really shy Jinkos running around?

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Is it possible for slime foxes to join mofu yakuza?

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>>35992170
No! Slimes are bad!

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>>35992434
slimes are cute and need love like you, anon

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C is for catte

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something blessed

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>>35992434
I want to go camping with a shoggoth and watch her get really frustrated that I won't let her make me super comfortable or make the tent bigger on the inside to make it nicer for me.

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>>35991630

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You should go into highest level area while being lvl.1, it is totally safe. All the monsters will definitely ignore someone so puny.
Trust me.

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>>35992760
>Do this
>The monsters doesn't actually go after you at all
>Try to do quests to get some XP
>Can't take any due to being to low level
>Tries to go back to lower level zones to grind some levels
>Not allowed to all of a sudden
>Gauds says it's "not safe" for a low level adventurer to go out on their own
>Has to be escorted
>Only have a few silver coins to your name
>Go to the adventurers guild
>Put up your request
>Despite being the lowest paid quest there you get a ton of monster girls lining up to be your "escort"

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>>35992512
I need me some cattle

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>>35991630

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>500 years old hag living in her castle single
>all her four heavenly kings are happily married and keep talking about it
>sitting on the theone room she opens her phone to check the Zipangu Mangadex
>open one at random
>blah blah blah some old as fuck elf tries to summon a human from another world to be her husband and conveniently gets an elf lover that wants to adventure with her and to him she looks as young as a teenager and would be down to fuck straight away, and basically she hits all of his desires and they go on a retarded escapist adventure
>”Who the fuck writes this shit”
>most of the index of newer manga are all this sort of wish-fulfillment isekai summoning manga lately.
>she adds this one to favorites and hops to another manga with a similar premise.
>suddenly a portal slowly opens up in the throne room

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>>35991937
Cursed Nilotic rites!

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Thread reminder that all boys are robot property, they just don't know it yet.

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>>35993066
But what if I bought a robot, wouldn't she be my property then?

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>>35993057
She wanted to be the biggest in the land dammit and she's going to be it!

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>>35993066
Would buy a 2B and 2P model automatons to customize.

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>>35993137
Since your safety is of utmost importance and you are a danger to yourself she assumes ownership of (You) to fulfill the laws of robotics.

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>>35993057
>gets an anon who is a hag addict

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>>35993212
someone needs to lay off the donuts

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>>35991937

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>>35993315
The only 3d I like for mgs is the people who make those koikatsu things

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>>35993066
how can a tin can own anything?

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>>35993337
I may be biased because I mostly fap to sfm and blender stuff but 3DCG monsters are severely underrated

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>>35993355
By being superior to you in every way

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>>35993337
even that doesn't really speak to me. maybe the technology will get there someday, but it ain't yet.

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>>35993373
come back when they can be milked

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>>35993373
>can't make babis on their own
You were saying?

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Get in.

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>she trains your daughters to all say "SHEEEEEESH" in harmony when you deny sexual advances at the dinner table

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>>35993388
>>35993418
>they don't know about robowombs and robomilk
ngmi

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>>35993448
I'm going to swooce right in

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>>35993448
Gonna milk them cows.

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>>35993358
Most of it is uncanny, the animation standards are terrible, and the sound effects are rock bottom.
Damn nothing turns me on like hearing wet_slap12.wav on loop.

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>>35993461
Imagine having to drink """milk""" that's really just flavored motor oil

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>>35993448
for a hug? gladly

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>>35993199
>Zipanguese Ryuu artists become filthy rich

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>>35993487
they're going to load themselves up with some enriched nutrient slurry and remind you to stay hydrated.

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>>35993418

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>>35993525
Traditional bovid boobhugs.

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>>35993487
>Imagine having to
You won't have a choice

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>>35993448
I need BIG and SOFT oneesans.

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>>35993663
I'd go stupid from that

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What monstergirls live in a society?

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>>35993671
I want to redesign my 2Bot for maximized dairy production

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>>35993696
old monsters

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>>35993771
Put some clothes on, missy.

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>>35993448
Fertile were-hakutaku and ushi-oni.

Being coworkers with Keine! Combining your modern knowledge and personal perspective with her vast access to information and experience! Bettering each other to better those living in Gensokyo! Slowly getting to know each other as you teach more and more, sharing information about each other!
Learning that she has a good friend, the once a fearsome youkai, she now leads a peaceful life, and sometimes turns lost travelers back from the Sanzu river...
Getting to know Urimaki and forming a tight friend group.
Living and working happily with two beautiful girls while improving the lives of those around you!
Helping Urimaki and Keine get many children in a passionate FFM threesome one moonlit night and living happily ever after as their ojii-san!

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>>35993448
Haha imagine if a dumb human actually got in and got stuck between their tits for the rest of the day. As a joke hahaha

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>>35991672
Take a sip of your drink, little worm. I dare you.

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>>35993064
This pairing is severely underused.

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>>35993896
Fire and ice after all.

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>>35993448
the legendary cow trap, I thought I would never see it with my own two eyes

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What songs goth mantis would sing?

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>>35993817
Quality post.

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>>35993933
2hu inspires me greatly, yet I feel kinda bad for posting it in a MG thread.

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>>35993926
>kuuderes
>singing
good one

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>>35993988
Singing very quietly.

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>>35993953
As long as people post actually monster ones I don't see what the issue is.
But I also don't mind people posting some vtubers so long as they leave the streamer shit at the door. But that seems to be difficult for them.

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For the Anon who wanted a story about a lilim who hires a male escort to dom her

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33072637

With this, I finished all the stories you guys requested. I hope you all liked what you got.

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>>35994093
got to give you props for all the deliveries. i definitely thought you bit off more than you could chew but you proved me wrong.

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>>35994093
ew

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>>35993776
Anon she is your childhood friend. You are way past that.

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>>35994264
w-what?

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>>35994329
Nothing, I'm just not into that.

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>>35994093
Good job.

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>>35994093
Poor druella getting the OC lilim treatment

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>>35994485
Great now all she has to do is stick my face into those big shiny blue tits till I pass out

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>>35994093
Very nice.
I'm not a fan of Lilims but I really like this one.

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>>35994500
i'd suffocate on big blue thighs myself

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>>35994199
>>35994359
>>35994507
Thank you very much! Now my endorphins are spinning again.

>>35994405
Well, she does it on purpose. Sometimes women want to be banged roughly... I think. Eh, fuck knows, I'm getting too virgin for this.

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>>35994485
very cute, would sign anything she gives me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUywXnE9VEY

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>>35994708
i love shog

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>>35994708
i want to know what happens when you poke her heart and try to lift her skirt

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>>35994794
>be me, an anon with a shoggy
>see that little heart thing and get the urge to poke it
>also want to lift that skirt
>Shog goes into heat after I touched that heart

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>>35994794
poking her heart turns on her heart pupils
a good master doesn't lift skirts

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>>35994828
but I am a horny master who wants to see shoggy's panties

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>>35994828
it's more for scientific curiosity and knowledge than crass behavior. probably

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>>35994852
>>35994860
just ask her nicely. a good maid is always prepared for her master

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>>35994852
A kiki would let you.

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>>35994878
i bet she partially melts and trills in several voices when you give her a good bellyrub.

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>>35994944
I bet shogs are very cute when they are getting pampered. That's why I would always pamper and cuddle with my shog

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Order girls make the best damsels and you can't prove me wrong!

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>>35995052
Easy, they're just captured so monsters have an excuse to meet handsome heroes. They'll be let go once hero and monster go on their first date

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>tfw ywn sell yourself to science and let monsters do what they want with your body

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what monster can I make do my homework for me in exchange for sex?

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>>35995309
sounds like a lot more work than just doing the homework

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>>35995121
>tfw ywn sell yourself to CC sugar momma MGs and let old hags do whatever they want with your body
FTFY senpai

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>>35995404
>sell yourself
>not getting bid on to get the most money

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>>35995121
>>35995404
>not kidnapping monsters for your "scientific experiments"

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>>35995462
>monster thinks she's about to be violated by tentacles
>Anon just summoned his kraken friend to keep her company

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>>35995309
Or you could just fuck the teacher and get a good grade that way.
It would also be really funny if Anon was a teacher and one of his monster girl students asked if there's ~anything~ she can do for a better grade and he just plan inly tells her to study.

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>>35995110
Based knight

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>>35995404
what sick and perverted things will they make me do?

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>>35995595
don't worry you're the control group

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LILIM MILK FOR BREAKFAST

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>>35995622
I will never understand the breast milk fetish.

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>>35995622
you are like little babi, I drink a gallon of lilim milk, 3 pounds of meat and some rice every day
>>35995636
titty good, milk good. Titty milk, extra good

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>>35995636
>t. anon who's about to be abducted by milky holsts

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>>35995507
>teacher was actually a highly esteemed person in the past
>is teaching now because he believes this to be the best way to make a difference
>monsters cant get in his pants because he's also a seasoned veteran who knows how to deal with them

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>>35995650
>titty good, milk good. Titty milk, extra good
That sounds like a foreigner Minotaur that tries to get anon to suck her tits.

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>>35995669
Well, I do love big boobs, so I guess it's not that bad. But do I have to drink it strait from the 'tap'?

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>>35995650
>adding rice to that
gross

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>>35995636
drinking cow milks pretty weird too. no offense, holsts

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>>35995672
>be me, gringo del norte
>come to a Spanish city filled with mino and holsts
>get thirsty, look around. Not a water fountain in sight
>with my spanilsh, I ask for something to drink
>All the minos and holsts say that phrase
>Try to refuse
>get slapped with chancletas and knocked out
>wake up sucking on something

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>>35995730
>drinking cow milks pretty weird too
you came out weird, didn't you?

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>>35995736
>gringo del norte
>come to a spanish city
eh?

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>>35995695
you have to drink all the milk

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>>35995749
a safe assumption

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>>35991630

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>>35995848
>>35995871
Mofumind.

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>>35994093
That's pretty hot.

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>>35995434
It's important to get a trustworthy financial advisor as early as possible. This is what tanuki are for

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>>35995762
Honhonhon

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>tfw ywn be the servant to a cc ojou monster who is french

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>>35995988
I want shortstack tanukis.

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>>35996043
Her grammar is flawless but the thick accent makes her really difficult to understand.

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>>35996057
Well that's too bad because you're getting a thin tall one with child bearing hips

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>>35996077
Well, she won't be thin for much longer.
That those hips are going to be put to good use and the baby is going to give her some more motherly curves.

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>>35996057
counteroffer

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>>35996068
but i can't help but love it, even it leads to me getting punished because I couldn't understand her

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>>35991630

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>>35996157
I see financial foxes have started to enter the husbando shopping ring.

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>>35996082
The naive want a thick monster. The wise know it is far more satisfying to make a monster thick through repeated impregnations

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>>35996222
I'm sorry but a sticc can't get my dick up

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>>35996231
There are body types in between anorexic and fertility goddess you know

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>>35996157
>>35996057
How about a compromise?

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>>35996222
She's gonna have her own little 'branch office' of daughters before too long.

>>35996253
This is acceptable.

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>>35996246
there are?

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>>35996222
>enjoying the fruits of your labor
very based and breeding-pilled

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>>35995907
thanks!

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>>35991651
Groovy.

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>>35991630

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>>35994828
>press shog heart
>heart pupils light up in her eyes
>press it again
>they turn off like a light
>amuse yourself by watching them turn off and on
>shoggy can only pout as she watches mastah entertain himself

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Consider the following:
P'orc mafia.

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>>35996374
so a mafia made up of cops?

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>>35996404
They always said the pigs were dirty

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>>35996423
>maifa this, mafia that
who the fuck I can trust?

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>>35996469
trust wurms

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>>35996469
The foxykuza. Very trust worthy.

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>>35996469
Only trust your fists, the police will never help you.

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>>35996469
Sabbath

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>>35994093
Found an error in the first paragraph bro.

>while he watched as the white-haired curvaceous woman trashed her tail.
"Trashed" should be "thrashed."

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>>35996504
>flatties
opinion disregarded, the flatties are always untrustworthy and always scheming to get a man

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>>35996507
k I edited it.

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>>35996469
demons are always trustworthy. contracts never lie

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>>35996504
True

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Vampire maids.

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>>35996576
wight maids

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>>35996469

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>>35996586
I can trust the church, they will never chain me up and rape me

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>>35996469
Nuns

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>>35995670
>Married men actually make great teachers since nobody hits on them

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give me power, satan

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>>35996469
Onis.

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>>35996675
God slapped your ass down

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>>35991630

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>>35996815
cute church slut

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>>35996675

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>>35990419
I missed the mofucore one so thanks for that, anon. That's what I was looking for.

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>>35996469
Gazer. Too autistic level-headed to sell their soul and become a cog in some to some shady criminal hierarchy. And obviously won't do the same to you too.

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>>35996469
Any of the big girls, Oni, Minos, Ogres and the like.
Big girls never employ deception, they are honest and forward.
Big girls are best.

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I want to hug a yeti. That is all.

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It goes here anon

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>>35996895
The electrical cable?

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>>35996895
my finger?

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>>35996894
She wants to hug you too, but you're not real. All she can hug is a body pillow and pretend it's you

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>>35996469
Kumihos

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>>35996895
No, I'm using the proper hole.

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>>35996986
the a hole?

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>>35996990
no, the b hole

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>>35996990
the tail pipe

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>>35997003
not the y hole?

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>>35996551
You can always trust your attorney to have your best interest

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>>35996939
Stupid portal.

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>>35996986
>>35996990
>>35997003
>>35997011
Shut up shut up shut up the point is I'm gonna put my penis in ahris pussy do you understand????

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>>35996895
silly fox, that's the kissu hole

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>>35997027
Please do not abuse her pet cat

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>>35997027

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>>35997027
no

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milk truk just arive

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>>35997106
i see, but fix your speling

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>>35996895
The cheese wheel?

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>>35996895
Here comes the airplane! *Brrrrrrr*

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>>35997124
>>35997124
I want to do this to a bapho while she is in a highchair

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>>35997106
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

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>>35997106
Anon please, that is just one of my maids, not a truck.

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>>35997106
she better be careful with those claws. wouldn't want to snip her bra

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>go to school in MGC
>keep to myself
>too shy and autistic to have social life
>throughout high school manage to remain a completely dateless, friendless, kissless virgin
>lilim student council president finds that unacceptable and takes it upon herself to help you find someone

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>>35997246
I really want to adventure with a holy monster girl party.
Paladins, clerics, inquisitors, the lot of them.

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>>35997246
i want to go to shortstack dog church

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Wonderland pool party...

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>>35997255
Paizuri height.

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>>35997255
What an adorable little tail

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>>35996842
Silence ang*l

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>most bengal tigers are from the Indian subcontinent
>somewhere out there Indian jinkos are stalking you on facebook and making very inappropriate comments on your photos in heavy accents
>have to clear out dms and delete comments from your photos every day such as:
>"hello dear how big is your pinis, mm very nice pics"
>"send me nakde pcs now u bitch..."
>"suk ur dik?"
>"fuck you as i can... I assure you enjoy a lot."

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>>35997394
I'd still breed one.
Even if she spent time in a call center.

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>>35997394
whats facebook? Is it something from the past?

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>>35996939
Are yetis smooth or do they have a soft fluffy muff? I can never figure out if that's supposed to be fur or panties.

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>>35991630

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>>35997571
If I snort a line of moth dust, what happens?

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>>35997581
ultra retardation

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>>35997607
neat

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>>35997581
wake up in moth tits

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can there be such a thing like a holy ghost?

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>Oh? You think tickle torture is funny?
>Let's see how how much you will laugh after 6 hours of it.

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>>35997673
what are the knives for?

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>>35997673
the only thing I'm going to be laughing at is your dumb outfit

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>>35997681
tickle knives, never heard of them?

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>>35997672
being possessed of the holy spirit is what makes nuns fill out

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>Your parents go all out paying for the best private school they can for their first grandchild
>It happens to be a school with very little experience dealing with monster girl students
>Despite any apprehensions you and your wife have, the faculty interview goes well and you both decide it's worth a shot
>It quickly becomes apparent that while the school means well, they are woefully unprepared for your daughter
>It comes to a head when the teacher asks the class to write what they want to be when they grow up and your Cheshire daughter writes "Perpetually pregnant with Papa's progeny"

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Shorstack gang rise up

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>>35996842
There is always the fallen angel path.

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>>35997685
whoa guy, those outfits are cultural heritage

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I had a nightmare that got raped by a greenworm...

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>>35991971
But that's loliphilia.

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>>35997722
she deserved better

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>>35992629
That gazer had major boobage

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>>35997755
Paradox gave her a better path.

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>>35993212
>Gazer fashion
>Just slap some gazer goo on your crotch and limbs, bro

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>>35997769
really? might actually play it now

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>>35993448
But if I get in, I can't get out!

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>>35997739
how? you can walk

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>>35996815
Wait, you're suppose to pat the nun? What am I doing fucking one?

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>>35997738
elves are dumb, just like their "clothes"

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>>35997256
That jabberwock looks pissed, did she not consent to me coming to the pool party?

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>>35997850
This is your punishment for refusing to pat a nun

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>>35997804
But she was on top of me before I realized I can walk, it's dream stuff, man.

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Would you a gator?

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>>35997899
probably

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>>35997899
i will tackle a gator

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if you woke up in wonderland?

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>>35997899
Hell yeah, I'm moving to Florida. All the gator girls will be there.

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>>35998030
Acquire kot

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>>35998030
get wocked

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>>35998030
remove pants, lie down and wait

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>>35998030
find the nearest guide

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>>35998030
Eat everything I can find just to see what it does.

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>>35998030
>what would you do
the inhabitants

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>>35998030
find the shotashrooms and eat some

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>>35998030
Football tackle a Jubjub.

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>>35997868
She's just insecure over being potentially mogged by her two friends. Give her attention and you'll be fine.

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>>35998030
get the fuck out

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>>35998030
Drink some tea to calm my nerves and get my bearings, fortunately a very nice lady offered some.

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>>35991630
if you think about it, 4monster would be one of the most easy (and funny) places to piss off, think of the trolling possiblity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998162
cant you stay a bit longer anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

[Anonymous No.]

Wish I had a unicorn to cure me of my colitis right now
I've never felt such immense pain in my life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998191
I'd just post a picture of my stubble and say I'm looking for a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998191
I would troll lolis all day and proclaim that cc hags are the best monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998235
>thread gets flooded with pussy and tits pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998191
would make a thread about men wanting only monsters who can make a gallon of milk a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998203
She can come with me but I'm not staying in that madhouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998235
>You know the rules, anon
>Dick or GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998281
i'd rather see a dark slime core strapped with a dozen vibrators or some manticore tail close ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998344
>showing anyone but your future wife your dick
I seriously hope you don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998359
But how else are we supposed to know it's actually guy? For all we know it could be some cheshire taking a picture of her bush and calling it "stubble" for easy (You)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998359
Prude, I "accidently" leaked my onlymonsters pics already

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998359
does that make me a manwhore if I already did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35997791
Young Promestein appears in Paradox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
go on an adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998359
Are you surprised? All the anons here are sluts that would hold hands for money

[Anonymous No.]

>Posting your dick
>Not posting your dick, a clue to your location, and proposing a game wherein the first person to find you gets 5 cumshots anywhere they want, the second person gets 3, the third gets 1, and the rest get to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998466
ratas and gremlins will always win

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998339
With Cheshire leaving with you, can you be sure you have left Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998203
I have to go now. My planet needs me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Had a weird dream I was living with two angels from a weird mixed species heavenly and hell school. One of them was basically an honor student but when we played a VRMMO she flipped 180º murdering everyone in her path laughing like a maniac, then following to precisely slashing the city guards in the carotid arteries scoring an insta-kill, the EXP gained basically made her invincible, she named her character Jack the Ripper and started PKing everyone else
I’m starting to think you people are warping my view of angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
GOING
TO
ALICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
leave and go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>35997571
I'd forgotten about this comm. Here's a few of the character sheets Leirix did for me

[Anonymous No.]

Serve the undead!
Also describe your ideal undead kingdom/city. Red moon or green moon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998120
That would make it harder to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998626
who said anything about running?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35996815
pat the slime as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998614
i'd want an ivory moon, purple moon and blood moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998614
what does green moon mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998590
Cute evil fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998648
Spooky zone. Also this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN6wGeGJ_Qo

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex with chimera maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998659
>her face when the mistress wants to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998660
ah. i like wights better than vamps anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998666
okay but she better be an unsealed ancient evil (x3)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998692
que asco me da a ver eso

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998677
Wights are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998659
im gonna turn that evil smile to a happy smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998725
no, they pretty sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998725
Bombshell body hiding underneath though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998659
why is she all strapped up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998735
>>35998725
every rose has its thorns, and I am ready to get pierced by all of them to see her beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998725
Scary sexy

[Anonymous No.]

are there mg games that are more lovey dovey and less rapey and killy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998736
good foxes do that sometimes when they're worried they might assault others

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998540
I had a shoulder demon/angel dream the other day.
>A lazy angel telling me not to worry about shit and just relax since "you are not a bad dude, you'll go to heaven anyways, so why worry about trying to do stuff" pushing me into being the best underachiever and stagnant son of a bitch that is just good living life by avoiding pain instead of seeking any kind of happiness.
>On the other hand the demon was the self flagellant type of "you HAVE to try, you HAVE to work, You HAVE to do something at all times, you CANT sit down and relax because I SERIOUSLY don't want you to end in hell. That place sucks and I don't want you to suffer that kind of shit, so you can't afford to waste a second, and you should feel guilty and remorseful if you aren't doing anything at any time."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998759
The undead have plenty of remedies in case she breaks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998761
>wight has prisoner Anon brought forward
>surely this show of force will scare this fool straight
>why is he hard?!
>why is he proclaiming his love?!
>this guy should be scared stiff not be stiff!

[Anonymous No.]

any good mg anime?

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters wouldn't mind if you had a laugh that makes it sound like you are a nutjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998858
the one what cant not most the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998868
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35997899
I need the big, bad, bayou gator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998874
do not a bad job, but always a good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
Attend a Mad Hatter's tea party and try not to embarrass myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998892
a mad hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998888
nice digits
also a bayou gator can call you "sugar" or "honey"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998798
Ignore the angel, you get to enjoy the demon in hell fucking 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998888
nice digits and hope ya can make a good jumbo
>>35998901 and this gets me very hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998901
She's going to lecture me on Cajun cooking as she dumps a tub of crawfish into a boiling pot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsBUiPNjh8

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998904
But the demon doesn't want anon to end up in gay baby hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>35997899
I want a gator to grab my arm and death roll me into her bed while a capybara girl sleeps next to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998922
>>35998914
Gator girls lure in unsuspecting males with big ol' pots of gumbo; that smell entices any man, and leads 'em straight into their deathroll snuggles.

Gotta be careful in the bayou.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
I'm going to Alice's meme cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998798
Neet angel vs overwork demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998614
Just normal moon color, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998614
Yellow/Orange moon. I guess this would be a more naturally occurring "Red Moon".

Also, I have no interest in serving despots that have overstayed their welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

The best part about dating a salamander is that she can light your farts on fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998780
There's the MGE RPG made by KC himself, but it's still early in development
And if you don't mind snail-paced updates, there's Monster Girl Dreams

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like there's something peculiar about my priestess party member's "tradional garb," but I can't tell what it is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998985
Mating ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998947
My body's not ready for intense, strongfat gator deathroll sex.
But they make the best damn gumbo in the swamp, it's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998985
these types of pictures must be very common in mg land. though not for everyone
>mouse waifu tries to take a pic like that
>forced to crouch down to fit in the picture
>still shows most of her despite trying to be a hip pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999026
>leaves the asshole exposed
wew

[Anonymous No.]

just wondering, does anyone have any stories about physically starved girls akin to this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999038
>tfw no lazy floating in a pool with her clinging to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999061
Just latching onto each other for a solid 24 hours sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999038
I am,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35997899
Only if she's horrifically racist and opinionated about "the werewolves" moving into her nice swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998939
>a capybara girl

[Anonymous No.]

What if I said this was a metaphor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999114
The donut is actually a shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999103
the purest kind of bond

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999103
It's known that Capybara girls get along with ANY monster. They can befriend anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999103
steel ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999114
What an incredibly lewd Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

Smol foxes that are also beeg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999132

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999160
You just know the smallest one in the middle is actually the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999205
I want to dote on a cute potted plant daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999212
same

[Anonymous No.]

I drew a raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999051
There should really be more art of girls in clothes with that special feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999248
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999248
how topical

[Anonymous No.]

Why are jinkos so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>People say they want a Lamia Waifu, but then they wind up with a Marilith
>She winds up being obsessive even more than other Lamia
>Before she was married she was obsessively protective of her weapons
>Now she is obsessively protective of me to the point that she will cut up any mamono that comes near me to shreds using those same weapons she wielded prior to marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999357
>big kot
>big fluff
>big Booba
>big beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999357
they show you only their good features and attack your back once its turned so no live man can talk about their bad ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999357
siberian flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999248
Raijuchu or Raichu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999248
Nice bush

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu doesn't have wide hips how can you justify letting her bear your children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999534
[laughs in slime]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999534
How wide we talkin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999534
Oh, but she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999558
At least wider than her waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999534
She lays eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999549
Don't forget to wear your hazmat suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999558
She's flossing her lips down there, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999617

[Anonymous No.]

How big would say the average yeti is? 10' tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999662
4' or 8'

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999666
Too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999666
Too tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999662
Big enough to where you'll always be the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999738
So like 12' tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999662
I always pictured them as normal human height. Like maybe 6' at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999662
enough where she can smoosh your face into her abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999768
Erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999662
tall enough for you to want to princess carry her and strong enough for her to princess carry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999534
That won't be a problem according to the preview.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999824
>Come on Anon, you know you want kids.
>It'll just take one night.
>I'm asking because I want to give you an opportunity to make the right choice. The end result is going to be the same regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999824
Rabbit girls are the new standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999835
physically superior rabbits are a very compelling concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999850
They've been played off as soft and meek for too long.
The time of the muscle bun is now.

[Anonymous No.]

Would centaurs prefer a basket of apples over a bouquet of flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999872
I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999824
>>35999850
>>35999872
the prey is now predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999872
It's about time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999883
I'm sure they'd enjoy the taste of both.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to roll the dice

[Anonymous No.]

How would a medusa react to /fit/ anon showing up in a toga and greek sandals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999887
This is just a rare picture of the calm muscle bun in the morning.

>>35999889
The tables are turned.
Werewolves are shocked.
And god help you when the march hares start joining up.

>>35999894
It was just a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999908
I would come in full regalia for that old medusa that keeps wanting a hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999935
>CC medusa gives you the standard "I'm too old" line
>"Even if you weren't a medusa I'd still be rock hard for you."
>flustered medusa noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999824
I really want to Tank that Rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

RIP, Grandfather of the Grapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999935
if you're man enough to go after OG medusa bear in mind she's also a dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999976
more holes to explore

[Anonymous No.]

> "We gotta find a way to make this fit into the hole for this using nothing but that ."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999990
>wat
>end up fucking her retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000002
>damn it anon, all these issues can't be fixed by having sex
>fuck her retarded again

[Anonymous No.]

>/fit/ anon posting on twitter about how his physique is akin to ancient Greek heroes
>Medusa cave dweller says anon really is like all those heroes, perfect body for wrestling alps and becoming one
>/fit/ anon is officially mad clicking on her profile to send it to some rata only to see she put her real info on it
>Gets his toga and olive oil ready
>Medusa is shitposting on another /fit/ anon's post calling him and alp hunter only to get dragged and tossed onto her bed by /fit/ anon
>Tries to ask what he's doing but is cut off as anon tears his toga off and tosses it onto the medusa so he can oil up
>Pins her to her bed as she tries to coil around his fruitlessly
>Next she tries to turn him to stone but he's already rock hard, and he's wearing a blindfold
>Medusa's feed is soon filled with photos of her baby bump as she just fucks with single monsters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999990
>anon having to help his adopted gremlin sister who is stuck in the laudnry machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000029
all problems can be solved with sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999990
you mean my dick in your hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000060
>so says anon as he holds up the fixed gadget
>poor gremlin can't hear her husband/assistant as she is passed out face down

[Anonymous No.]

Muscles buns are rare, but she's doing her part to make them a little more common

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Contllenge/status/1423978227618353155?s=20
elf nun time-skip

[Anonymous No.]

A dark mage or a hellhound would break into a young boy's home and rape him and kidnap him forever because she's a big shotacon and anons on here would literally not be phased in the slightest or even encourage these actions. This really says a whole lot about society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000261
i want to be that boy

[Anonymous No.]

Will some of you anons please just marry the lims already it's getting downright pitiful at this plint

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
*point fuck im rarted

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999638
Rest in piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
give me the oldest hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000237
I too help low population monsters whenever possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000276
Exactly, you are why predator monsters are free to do as they please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000302
Mofu has reached plague proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000237
>>36000302
Very important to increase the population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000240
>elf nun can't decide which she enjoys more, raping shota anon or getting raped by older anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
I'm not handing over my freedom as a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
No mofu, no dice. Forever alone lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000351
we all gotta do our part

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
I don't know about marriage, but I'd be okay with some handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're at the doctor's taking a questionnaire
>Do you like the color purple?
>Do you find tentacle hugs enjoyable?
>Do you have an active sex life?
>Do you want to have an active sex life?
>Do you want to take me into an empty office and fuck me silly?
>Do you like soups or salads?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you can upload maid protocols into a siege automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000302
I can definitely see one of those silver tongued pandas sweet talking me into bed with that narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000454
Can I install motherhood programs too? She's going to need them when she starts mass producing our daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000443
this doesn't feel like an otoscope

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000454
Does it work vice-versa too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000302
>fox dyes her mofu a rare colour and acts likes she's an endangered species
>demands to be bred to boost her numbers

God damned fox tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000471
You can but its actually well known that automatons all come with those protocols.
Age, however, has corrupted some so a few may need the packages reinstalled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000454
can you hack one and upload maid protocols into them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000491
what happens if it is corrupted but you make them run it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000397
>>36000403

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000423

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000493
Yes you can.
And she will do her best.

>>36000506
They'll be a little less certain in their skills at being a mother.
And they may ask you for assistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000506
It'll probably still work fine, but there's a small chance there will be a recursion error and she will start making infinite daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000522
No comic series will ever surpass Calvin and Hobbs.
Although Far Side was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000490
so blue tail foxes don't exist? next your gonna say green, pink, orange, and purple dont exist! your saying all my wives lied to me?

[Anonymous No.]

I am criminally lacking in robutt images. 2B is nice and all, but I need variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
She wants me to go through her tower to get to her, what should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000282
>>36000397
>>36000519
What if she surrendered her freedom to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000538
since we're talking about maids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000544
Then its time for slave and master play

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000548
>W-Where's that thick cable going, Meid-01?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000538
Pochinoff, not mge but robutt galore

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000548
Well this explains the electricity bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000544
She'll get bored of it and take over another kingdom like Druella did to Lescatie. Gotta expand the Lilith regime if ya know what i'm sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000298
NYOOOOOOoooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000538
how bout a nandroid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000651
Would it be weird to tell an automaton that her ball joints make me hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000662
only if you tell her while kissing them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>12ft yeti looks down on your helpless self before the inevitable 24h rape in her musky cabin 100miles from civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000805
>snuggling a 5ft yeti besides the fireplace in a winter night while a 12ft yeti snuggles you from behind in the musky cabin away from civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000827
Mommy and daughter yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000836
the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
Die while I still can? The only things I want in MGE aren't there.

[Anonymous No.]

My jiangshi is a little weird looking...

[Anonymous No.]

What's that, miss Kobold? Who fell down the well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001001
An elephant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7QOOrMqYWo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998030
So many fantastic choices in Wonderland!
>1 - Jabberwock's fetish sex toy
>2 - Jubjub harem husband
>3 - Dormouse body pillow
>4 - Cheshire's punching bag (in terms of pranks and jokes)

[Anonymous No.]

How can I tell my wife I love her if she shoves my face into her breasts all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001088
Lick her chest when she does it. If you can, press your boner up against her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998985
>Acquire 1 Miia
>Her mom just shows up in your bed one night

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999248
I'm going to be honest there's something about this that really invokes the thought of Chris Chan in me and I don't know why. No offence intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001231
it's the pickachu colour pattern with the skintone face and chest, I think
the rough-sketchyness isn't helping, either

[Anonymous No.]

Having the inside of your mouth assaulted by a snake tongue

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna defeat a lilim and then marry her succubus handmaiden.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a dream about invisible lizard girls coming to fight me and then fuck me.
They would never cheat like that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001334
I'm just gonna grab the first cute harpy I come across and take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001333
This, but with jabberwock or sandworm tongue instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000443
Neutral.
Hugs are cool.
Yes.
Don't really care.
Nah.
Soups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36000443
>It's a nice color
>I like all hugs, so yes
>Do you count my hand?
>Yes
>Very unprofessional, but yes
>Soup is far better than salads

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be the young breeding stud of a fertility goddess monster
I just want to give myself over to instincts and rut like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001521
I love my wives. I hope i can get more cute images of them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001061
I'll have extra large number 1, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001061
I'm gonna do some kinky shit to a Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001749
>>36001774
Good choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001791
Enough Vore, it's time for unbirthing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001807
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001813
Ah, spoken like a true Jabberwock lover.
You're 100% right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35992977
Her shock makes me think that isn't her husband. Wonder what the punishment is for something that like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001791
I wonder how common hyper-preg jabberwocks would be in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35999357
They are huge and that means they have huge guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001861
Well, I know they'll be at least one once a year. Dick willing

[Anonymous No.]

Good night

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001932
How big a pile we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001960
Three, not including yourself, is the minimum.
There's no real upper limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001088
move your head back enough so that can drink her milk
this is definitely a sign of love, you may even get headpats while you drink up

[Anonymous No.]

Finally with all the lesser monsters asleep I can worship vampires freely

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002030

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001850
Flirting with a married man/woman is probably punished to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001061
>5 - Co-host of Mad Hatter's tea orgies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002130
Money never sleeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002139
>Mistaking a rata for a tanuki
That'll be 5000 tanuki bucks for reparations

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002211
But the stripes are horizontal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002211
I have $3 and an old wad of chuck-e-cheese tickets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002219
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002219
They're vertical and now you owe 1000 more tanuki bucks in consultation fees
>>36002226
Don't worry anon it's only a 2.5% daily interest increase I'm sure you can pay it off in installments

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002264
Oh no! How will Anon pay off this massive fine?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002263
>>36002264
Can I gamble my way out of this, Kaiji-style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002264
>You can pay the fees or you can endure 2 hours of face licking from yours truly

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002288
>What's that?
>You'd like the face licking option?
>Very well...

[Anonymous No.]

>Hot tanuki breath wafting over your face
>Warm, sticky, tanuki spit covering you face
>Soft, slimy, tanuki tongue in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Haha, did my tanuki posting scare people off?
Sorry. I just love them so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>36001807

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002449
I would fulfill all of a jabberwock's desires and fetishes, even if I didn't like them. Purely out of immense love for her.
Who knows, maybe I'd come to enjoy some of them?

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>>36002288
>>36002296
Is this tom nook? Would repay my debt with dick

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>>36002509
>Is this tom nook?
Not quite

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002449
I want a jabberwock to write down all her fetishes and all the stuff she wants to do to me.

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>>36002347
I hope I'm getting paid for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a Cazador girl

[Anonymous No.]

Can I ask a married dragon to "kidnap" me so a strong monster girl will try and save me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002449
I want to know what it's like to be unbirthed by a jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl brides-to-be coming back from bachelorette parties 3 days late and with empty camera memories because nothing interesting happened at all!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sell my virginity to a succubus for one gold coin.

[Anonymous No.]

got milk?

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>>36003838
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36003838
No
No more milk
I'm gonna burst
Please
Have mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36003838
>>36003910
I need milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36003976
milk is what every man needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36004150
I have a beeg need for it.

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>>36004201
Best to have multiple sources, then. Good to have variety, too.

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>>36004613
variety is the spice of life after all

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>>36004613
True. As other anon said, it's the spice of life.
I need some of them making chocolate milkies too.

[Anonymous No.]

how does holy milk differ from unholy milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36004840
I don't think there is such a thing of unholy milk. Milk is milk and the best comes from a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36004840
Holy milk makes you feel relaxed and lighter than air. Unholy milk amps you up and makes you want to go wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Brother, I beseech thee but a crumb of cummies."
>"Remain faithful sister, for even if we have consumed daemon realm produce because if our rations spoiling. We must remain faithful, remain steadfast. For faith will shield is from corruption. And reinforcements from Couron shall arrive soon."

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>>36005315
Yeah sister. Just drink and eat holstaur products. I'm sure nothing bad would happen to you.

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>>35999248
this looks like a sonichu

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>>36005598
zap to the extreme

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>>36004840
+Holiness
+ Boosts happiness and calms you down
+ Reduces corruption
+ Increases fertility

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos

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>>36003093
>one gold coin.
Make it 3 silver coins plus you get a big sword for free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36005598
Does that mean she forces herself on her father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36005598

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>>36001088
The problem with big tittied girls. They're always so obsessed with their own damn tits.

They're always shoving your head inside them, or draining your balls with endless paizuri, or locking you in a nursing handjob while they call you a teeny little baby and force feed you their milk.

You can never let your guard down around them. Consequently, I can never trust them, and that means a loving relationship was a crapshoot from the start.

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>>36005722
I heard that toward the end he really got into neptunia for some reason, can you imagine if he had gotten into mge or any other mg series?

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>>36005680
>you get a big sword for free!
How big is it?

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>>36005813
big enough to hug like a dakki

[Anonymous No.]

>>35996894

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>>36005828
Sounds like a salamander thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36005980
how do you figure?

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>>36005790
The best girls for big tits are the fit, athletic tomboys. Because then they care more about muscles that sacks of fat.

On that note, I wonder it there's a /fit/ Sabbath.

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>>36006051
>doyouevenliftonichan.png

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>>35994093
You didn't do mine. ;_;

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>>36006015
I dono, I just think it would be cute if a salamander slept with an over sized sword.

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>>36005813
Too big to be called a sword.
Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it is more like a large hunk of iron.

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>>36006063
why do I feel like it would be alp galore?

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>>36006168
I wrote down all the requests. what was it?

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>>36006051
>/fit/ Sabbath.
>gainz goblins are a literal, actual thing
>a sabbath full of little lolis in tracksuits, spats and gym clothes
lmao this'll be good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Chuffs

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>>36006214
unironically, they might be way stronger than taller monsters due to the fact that they are shorter and can lift more weight due to their small size

[Anonymous No.]

>>36006184
The buffcubus one

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>>36006265
She doesn't look like she lifts, I'll stick with regular Jinkos.

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>>36006369
beware of dyels

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>>36006326
I'm sorry dude, Honest to God I don't remember reading that reply, but I'll get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36006225
>Pharaoh and Ice Queen working together
A dangerous combo! But how does Pharaoh and her snake survive the snow?

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>>36006416
I don't know, by wearing clothes?

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>>36006225
quite the cold embrace

[Anonymous No.]

I feel the pandemic isn’t being good for my mental health. All those scenarios and stories of monster girls are now depressing me, filling me with envy. Some of them MC is from the Order and has Order friends, other they talk to each other and the like. Somewhere along the way I’ve started yearning friendship again.
God I just want this so bad. I thought lockdowns and online reunions would be great with all the free time but now...

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>>36006436
eh, i was always a recluse so the pandemic literally changed nothing for me.

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>>36006385
Thanks, I shall wait warmly.

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>>36006373
Of what?

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>>36006423
>cold blooded snake near an Ice Queen
No amount of snake socks are going to help that poor thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36006540
thats why i always carry a can of emergency yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36006540
I don't think lamia are cold blooded since they're just a human with a snake tail at the end instead of an actual snake.
Plus, y'know...
cold pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36006694
normal snake, bro. not a lamia

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>>36006577
>blizzard in Winterstown
>stop in for a hot cup of coffee at Auntie Yuki's
>reach in your backpack for an emergency Yeti
>pull out the little hug gremlin and hand her your coffee cup
>no matter how long your walk is outside, your coffee will be piping hot by time you get there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36002798
I'd go for a Cicada girl

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>>36002798
sometimes i want to be the communal husband for a variety of warring gecko species

[Anonymous No.]

>wild night of boozing down at the waterfront
>wake up in the morning with a mershark in your bed
>no idea how she could have possibly got there, she's huge so you could have never carried her in
>when she wakes up she is just as puzzled as you are about the situation

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>>36006868
>sleeps for several days at a time
>emerges from bed when she's hungry or wants sex
>to get your attention and to tell other girls to back off she just goes
>RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36005803
imagine if someone introduced Barron Trump to MGE

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[Anonymous No.]

you will fuck bugs
you will make many more bugs
you will be happy with your bug wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36006954
Gets a lot of work in anime and other shows for ambience

[Anonymous No.]

>>35998922
Wish people would iron flags instead of displaying them right out of the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007107
>bugs
No
>regura bugs
Okay, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

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>>36007244
>Anubis builds pyramid other Anubi Join in
I need more details
Was this a traditional, straight-edged pyramid or a ziggurat? Was there a golden capstone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

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>>36007332
>prosthic hors
no

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>>36006274
How would they do deadlifts when the bar comes up to their hips? I suppose if all other equipments was scaled down barbie playhouse size versions then smaller(but just as heavy) weights would also be implemented

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007371
make smaller plates

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>>36007393
That's what I freaking said you silly billy

[Anonymous No.]

do some gote girls freeze up when they are scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007444
Doesn't seem like a behavior with an evolutionary advantage

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007493
It does when it attracts a man with a somnophilia fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007493
it makes it easier for goats to get men cause men will instinctively pick them up from the danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007597
>>36007599
Life, uhh, finds a way.

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>36007631
Fuck off back to /d/ vermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007444
Yes, they also do it when you cum inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to marry the nearest evil fox to stop disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

I've finally accepted angel superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007782
you weren't leaving that shrine single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007782
Silence, Daji’s dildo
>>36007795
Silence, sinner typing in parole while the angels rape (You)

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[Anonymous No.]

I bet monsters get REALLY horny when they're teenagers. Young hellhound girls probably love rape a lot more than adult hellhounds, making them the main drivers of rape culture in monster girl society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008226
Recently I feel condoms are fucking hot exactly because of this. Either them being slapped, or stealthily poked, or sex so strong they start breaking but the girl leglocks the guy anyway and forces him to cum inside thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008245
puberty hits monster like a truck

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>>36008245
I bet it gets worse when they reach past 200 years and have to live in desperation

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008267
Hopefully men become more attracted to monsters hitting puberty. The thought of monsters raping men is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008281
Hags are most pent up when they were nerds during their youth.

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>>36008245
They probably "get away with it" more often too, since people rarely expect someone half their size to have car-flipping strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008362
there's definitely a second wave around middle age. they start seeing their younger sisters and friends being happy, getting married, having kids while they're left alone with a ticking biological clock and an aching womb.

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>>36008267
>>36008281
>be me, running from the local hellwan teenage rape gang
>They are hot on my tail, and I don't want to get raped today
>get chased all the way into a forest
>As they chase me, I see an old mansion with walls surrounding it in the distance
>I run towards, hellhounds hot on my heels, and pole vault over a moat around the place and manage to get on the wall and climb over it
>As I get my bearing, I turn and face my would be rapists and begin to mock them, "na na na na, you can't catch me"
>They look like they just saw ghost behind me and ran
>I think as I turn, "am I that ugly"
>There was nothing
>It must be because those hellhounds are scaredy cats
>As I climb down the wall, I see that the mansion is huge and old, like it was built during the middle ages
>I entered the building, seeing a big entranceway fit for royalty
>The way was lit by torches
>The door shut behind me, the torches go out and I hear
>"It sure has been centuries since someone entered our domain"

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>>36008362
Imagine an amazon hag, she wouldn't even be considered an adult by her tribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008668
>sits with all the young lolis during dinner time

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008245
>>36008281
>>36008362
>>36008432
I made a handy guide for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008668
>>36008683
>some loli managed to capture a guy on a raid
>the hag has to call her "ma'am" and kneel when the loli wants to headpat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
Cute. Especially the left one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008762
>the pressure is too great, she gets an emotional support human to cope
>is still considered a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
So pretty much:

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
>>36008267
>>36008245
>>36008790
this is why I don't trust lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008812
big girls are more trustworthy
no deception
if big girl wants you, she makes it clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
>middle one already has a red hot cunny
baste

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007294
>gold
electrum or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

what is the most common traps employed by monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009018
Ambush. Well-disguised and invisible to the human eye until mere moments before attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009018
Promising a loyal and loving wife until the day you die.

Then actually delivering the mad women

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009018
For the old setting?Promise of riches, fame, power, etc
For the modern setting? GPUs and gunpla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009051
would you fall for the old box trap if it had the latest gpu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009061
Who's asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009061
The latest GPUs would be bottlenecked by the rest of my system anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Dating sites in modern MGE must be really strange. The moment you sign up as a man you'd get bombarded by all the desperate monster girls that want to bone you. Some won't even pretend they want to start off romantically and just sends you nudes and tell you all the ways they want to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009134
I'd honestly, looking for older ladies only because I'd imagine they at least might have mellowed out a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009165
*put

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>>36009165
>they at least might have mellowed out a bit
Oh, absolutely not. They have just learned to hide it.
Sure, they'll start off nice and romantic, they know all the good restaurants and places to be, but the moment you step into the bedroom you'll wish you'd have gone with that hellhound that sent you those tit pics.

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>>36009018
Asking anon for some help with some chores in exchange for a hot meal, many weary travelers have fallen prey to this. Next thing you know you are being ambushed by a hag or her daughter demanding you take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009134
>register on a dating site
>keep getting messages from obviously fake accounts
>delete your account because you're tired of getting catfished nonstop
>they were actually all real
>the last monster that tried to hit on you cries when she sees your account is gone seconds after she sent you a message

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991654
Little cuties deserves to be op at some point. Make it happen to prove your dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009188
sounds perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009191
>or her daughter
Arguably the most dangerous surprise marriage is when it's set up by a monsters relatives as unlike the monster herself they won't be distracted by their love

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009018
>hey can you hold these for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
All of three of these girls are extremely sexy especially the middle one! I want to cum deep inside her tight hot cunny while wrestling tongues with her so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009206
Imagine the excitement of said monster girl when you respond.
I can just imagine some monster girl getting over exited and starts to overthink everything she sends you. She'd probably call her demon friend and ask for device on what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009442
I have a feeling that alps love to troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009051
I would probably fall for them if they give me a Bionicle collection that hadn't been opened or at least i need to put them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009365
>they look kinda heavy, mind sharing them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009029
Curse you honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009451
I want to help a alp troll monster girls on a dating site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009308
Cold calculating evil hags looking to pawn off their spawn on humans, sure it's a round about way to accomplish their goals but it gets the job done, and with less violence than some of the wild beast girl tribes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009602
whats the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
Tomboy hellhound is super hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009896
i prefer the left qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009896
I just like that Hellhound is popular enough to get non-profile fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35996975
This stupid goddamn fox and her funky, bumping hips have had me enthralled for the entire week since I first saw her. There's just something so infuriating about the content smugness of her face as she flaunts her assets so self-assuredly. I want to be close to her, to dance with her and talk and laugh with her as she just does her own thing.

Is this what losing to the mofu feels like? Am I becoming a slave to my baser instincts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009018
They give you something to drink but it's actually their pussy cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010045
>Is this what losing to the mofu feels like? Am I becoming a slave to my baser instincts?
Do I need to answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36008402
i hope all hellhounds get that red belly when they're feeling it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010112
That's a sign they're ovulating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010051
staple of all plant and coomer monsters, also called sweet water

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas deer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36009018
>nureonago trying very hard to make you smile
could be cute

[Anonymous No.]

This fox is well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010045
There's no winning against foxes, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36007905
Leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35991630

[Anonymous No.]

>Goes insane from seeing Shoggoth's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010240
The things that I would want that fox to do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010240
Eugh, her areolae are pink.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich wife comm from vada
https://twitter.com/vadaboob/status/1424453850627416070

[Anonymous No.]

>>36010464
oh baby