Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

A perfect evening for a night on the town

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[Anonymous No.]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FRIDGE! fucking herbivores man

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>>36204001
Imagine going out to your garden and finding this chunky bitch sitting their nibbling a carrot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36204001
But can her ass cash what her stomach just checked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36204001
this is why I only eat meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36204001
Shut the door!

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>>36203944

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>ywn stumble across a colony of immature shoglings that agglutinate into the maid of your dreams
dang

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>>36204001
Aren’s rabbits omnivorous and mostly eat meat?

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>>36204001
Its always the fucking carrots.

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>>36204108
>agglutinate
sorry, I am not fluent in nerd speak

[Anonymous No.]

So does this guy officially have a harem now or is he still trying to be with only the vampire? https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/2431045

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I hate bugs bunny for making popular the rabbit carrot meme. It triggers my autism

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The tavern girl thick Kikis in simple dresses heavily remind me of my mom. The blond one that this one artist keeps drawing looks exactly like younger her.
I guess that's a perk of being a slav.

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>>36204239
then don't be autistic then

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>>36204142
Every time I swear

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[Anonymous No.]

Well, /jp/, give her what she wants!

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>>36204613
Was she a good girl today?

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>>36204613
She has to earn it first. If you just give heapats out willy nilly then she won't appreciate them as much.

[Anonymous No.]

How much do kikis cost?
How much do shogs cost?

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>>36204869
too cheap. get a dragon instead

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>>36204492
I can see casinos only hiring men as card dealers because I can see a single MG getting really desperate and fixing the game so that one Anon can get the presidential suite comped all night long.

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>>36204916
but i am broke as shit

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>>36204869
>kikis cost the price of headpats and cuddles
>shogs cost your sanity (plus headpats and cuddles but that’s not important)

[Anonymous No.]

In your garden, eating your veggies.

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>>36204916
But her claws are too big to do any actual work! She’s just at this point a bodyguard.

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>>36204987
Greenworm you're my friend you can eat as many of my veggies as you want so long as you tell me first and try to leave some for me.

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>>36204944
Get a loan.

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>>36204987
Jokes on her! I actually planted TWO gardens!

[Anonymous No.]

Fear the desert oni honor guards

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>>36204991
So? You got a problem with having a bodyguard or something?

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>>36204869
kikis cost three creampies, ten blowjobs, three cunnilingus sessions, living and sleeping with mastah, every single day.
shogs cost thirty creampies, twenty blowjobs, ten (ambiguous) cunnilingus sessions, living, sleeping, AND slowly assimilating with master, every single day

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>>36204869
Less than the cost of a human maid.
t.Totally not the Order

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>>36205054
>get a loan from a Tanuki to hire a Kiki maid
>the loan was for you to become her butler
>all you wanted was someone to do the dishes and now you’re a slave to a raccoon

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>>36205111
>cute monster girls cost less than a human maid
Anon I think you did the OPPOSITE of shilling

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>>36205133
Nah, he shilled for the right side, that's all.

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>>36205111
>>36205133
Fuck, I meant to say "more".

[Anonymous No.]

>>36205133
where do they get shills that are 4 iq from?

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>>36205106
But what goods a maid if she can’t do any chores? I hired a maid to do my laundry, keep my place clean, and shoo away those damn crazy Jehovahs Sabbath people from my porch. If I wanted a bodyguard I’d go and get an Amazon or Hellhound, someone with actual combat experience.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get savagely raped by a tall and muscular monster and after she is done give her headpats and cuddles.

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>>36205110
Good lord, a man will be an empty husk by the end of the first week with a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

How now brown cow

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>>36205111
if you want to do ironic human girl shilling you can fuck off back to /tg/

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>>36205210
she's pretty handy with her tail. also she won't leave and doesn't listen to orders very much.

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Local vampire is napping, what’s she dreaming of?

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>>36205173
Generic Order City that hates fun #304

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>>36205321
I wanna spank her butt and run away giggling like a madman.

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>>36205321
Biting that boy she likes and turning him into an incubus

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>>36205321
anon on a leash

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>>36205355
Oh so Cleveland.

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>>36205271
Incubus transformation will make the pricing cheap compared to the cost on a human man's cum amount and rate of production

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>>36205403
Nah, Cleveland is too depressed to shill for the Order.

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>>36205403
What kind of monstergirl would Cleveland-chan be?

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I get a seeing eye kobold?

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>>36205492
same place monsters get support humans

[Anonymous No.]

I believe in USHI supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

Have you heard the good word of the Cute and Funny?

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls mocking an aborted fetus in the comment section of the image on a social media!

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>>36205527
can't beat the cow

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>>36205527
Then explain why you aren't deep inside an ushi right now?

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>>36205687
They don't exist

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>>36203944

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>>36205492
>Getting on a bus with an emotional support hellwan, you won't believe what happened next!

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>>36205886
cuddles?

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>>36205908
The innocent passengers will never forget the sight of a hellhound breaking it's leash and raping it's owner before the bus even started moving, the clean up cost $5000.

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>>36205886
sobbing and trembling into the warm black chest fluff while giant soft paws pet the poor victim's head while whispering that everything is going to be okey and that she wont be going anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

fluffy yak holsts

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>>36206423
Imagine a bison holst

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>>36206456
thats a big girl

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>>36206456
>Native american style dress and theming.
>Have a rich history and connection to the land.
Also run quite a few casinos on their lands.

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>>36206513
>she drinks the mouthwash

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>>36206513
>Canadian anons always getting into fights with them
Monster girl Canada is gonna be a fight club I swear to god

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>>36205054
Thank you travelling racoon-dog merchant.

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>>36205054
I hear this Tanuki's on her way to Winterstown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUMZipRo-wg

[Anonymous No.]

>>36206557
You imply everything isn't a fight club.
Bison Holst shaman could zap you with lightning if you got her pissed.

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>>36205276
I'm gonna undo that boob belt!

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if you woke up in a witch's castle and had to leave?

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>>36206811
Nuki-san needs to shed her winter weight, too much hot cocoa!

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>>36207112
I'm surprised she would let me leave unharmed.

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>>36205111
that's clearly a tsukumogami though, not a human maid

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>>36206984
>Anon undoes boob-belt
>the tension in the leather snaps the belt back at him, knocking him out

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sucker punch a lizard girl.
That's how you ask them out on a date, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>head down to the beach hearing of a good place to see cute seals
>it's just selkies
>day ruined

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>>36207302
Should have been aware of the snap back zone

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>>36207112
Probably wander around and explore, opening doors to see where they lead, only to enter rooms with one or two of the Witch's friends.
Spending the first day getting introduced to all the Ghosts, Vampires, Mucus Toads and all kinds of other monsters.
Then the Witch finally appears and informs me that when the clocks strike midnight and chime, all the Monsters and her will try to find me and the first one who does gets to have her way with me.
If I can avoid them until sunrise, I can leave.
But that won't happen.

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>>36207302
Oh no! Now I'm at her mercy!~

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>>36207216
That game scared me more than I like to admit.

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>>36204229
It’s a good thing that Vampire is undead, or she would have been cucked to death

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>>36205054
I want a raccoon maid

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>>36208066
Tanuki maids are cute and will follow the required bodytype requirements to the letter.

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>>36208040
Hey now no need for name calling, she gets bullied enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna avoid monster girls with "i'm already have wife" tactic and cheat their free man-sensor, because i want see whole MGE-world with new species, beutiful places, eat every existing food and other stuff that will be hard to do if i will have wife. So any tips, anon?

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>>36208795
never have a dick

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>>36208795
Get a wife that loves travelling, I hear sandworms are good for that.

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>>36208795
>that will be hard to do if i will have wife
wanderlust mgs are a thing, you know

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>>36208561
Good. They need wide hips and sizable breasts, for...reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36208795
>he doesn't want to travel the world with a wife or two

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>>36208618
Shrimps are cool

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>>36208795
get a stalwart sidhe travelling companion. it's worked pretty well for the wandering scholar so far.

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>>36208795
>I wanna avoid monster girls with "i'm already have wife" tactic and cheat their free man-sensor
I remember reading a fanfic with that premise, it did not work out for him in the end.

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>>36208926
reasons?

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>>36208795
Well you could just get an adventurous wife. There are plenty of monsters out there that would want to explore beautiful places, try out as many kinds of food as they can, etc.

I don't think there is a way to truly "cheat" their free man sensor. You could get a mana marker that basically says "hands off, I want only this certain species of monster" and they work pretty well. Course the marker also serves to attract that particular kind of monster from a great distance. I also doubt you could get the marker unless you genuinely wanted the type of monster it is made to attract.

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>>36209026
Maid duty reasons.

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>>36209107
>New maid joins the force.
>First other maid she sees is well into a large pregnancy.
>"Oh, you're the new help? We'll show you around in a bit but first we should get you fitted for a maternity uniform."

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>>36208795
Just go adventuring with your bro who has that weird habit of wrapping bandages around his chest

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>>36209040
>pick very rare monster and live far away from their natural habitats
no way this can backfire

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>>36208969
That's no shrimp, that's a robutt!

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>>36209420
Just pick lilim, there's only like a hundred of them and so there will be more demand than supply, so the odds of getting one are like the lottery,

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>>36209211
>maternity uniform consists of a miniskirt with a small apron that have breast pumps in the front pocket
>the midsection covering is extremely elastic, able to handle to largest of pregnancies without tearing
>the top is also stretchy enough to accommodate the milkiest of holst-tier breasts, and has slits that provide easy access to their nipples

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>>36209720
>"Isn't this a tad...skimpy for maid work?"
>"Honey, when you have a litter in you, the less cloth the better."

[Anonymous No.]

How bad of an idea is it to use nymphomancy spells on monsters?

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>>36205054
Loan this dick in her ass hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

gonna shoplift some zombies from the pick a wife graveyard, any tips on sneaking out one?

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>>36210446
>*Slaps Zombie*
>This girl right here was a chef! She'll keep your balls empty and your belly full!
>33% off, today only!

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>>36210446
wear a big ass trenchcoat

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>>36210446
Not really, but if you’re going there, can you see if they have any more badonkadonks there? I kinda wore out my wife’s last night.

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>>36210341
Depends on whether you have the next few days off or not. That being said it's a great way to start a family.

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>>36210446
want some help, I got invisiblity cloaks on hand

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>>36209634
You might just get a white-haired arch-succubus who isn't technically a Lilim. One of the Demon Lord's granddaughters or something.

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>>36210446
im sure they wont mind if you only go for the bargain bin

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>>36210740
albino succ are sneaky

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>>36209009
Sauce?

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>>36210762
If I am stealing, might as well get the creme de la creme and go for the undead royalty

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>>36210803
the only royalty they got for sale is a zombie with a BK crown and slightly cleaner rags. you would be better off just stealing the employees

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>>36210836
I was told that I could get wights and the like, don't tell me that the ad lied

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>>36210895
didn't read the fine print

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>>36210920
show me the fine pirnt

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>>36210895
well you can technically buy wights by buying a zombie and evolving it
BAM wight wife at a fraction of the cost

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>>36211040
but if I am shelling th e big bucks, I want a wight

[Anonymous No.]

I want to duel this dork!

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>>36211100
damn it anon, dont make your new zombie wife cry

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>>36211284
I never took a zombie home.....

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>>36211275
Play your dick in attack position. Card game nerds never see it coming

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>>36210793
I went to find it and it turns out Pastebin purged it. It was a remake of a greentext, so you can read that one.
>>/jp/thread/S24324590#p24349159
>>/jp/thread/S24022968#p24028941

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>>36211362
I did that but she revealed her trap card! The sopping cunt!

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>>36211930
attack it and play your trap, dick addiction

[Anonymous No.]

Is it dangerous to bully a mg ? What's the worse that could happen ?

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>>36212001
>worse
you just got haku'd

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>>36212000
Thanks, now I got a daughteru on the way, the next generation of duelists!

[Anonymous No.]

I would like one lich gf to help me not feel awful please.

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>>36212001
>What's the worse that could happen ?
Get forcibly married to a human woman

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>>36212273
spooky

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>>36212273
I want to sleep at night, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Cheshire cats like playing in boxes?

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>>36212705
No cat could resist.

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>>36205408
50 loads is hard on anyone, incubus or not. Don't forget that she might "ask" for "tips" too.

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>>36212273
>desperate human woman pumps up on holy buffs and rapes you
>church looks the other way since its better than a monster getting a man
I can believe it.

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>>36213025
it's not rape if she marries you

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>>36213187
>Creepy, probably yandere human nun following you on your adventures.
>Monsters are shocked she hasn't turned yet.
>Will try to rape you at night.
Instead of something religious based she turns into a more aggressive, muscled species so she can better keep 'you' to herself.

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>>36212792
Then why are they so hard to contain?

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>>36213424
they get bored fast

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>>36213283
>she often appears bursting through a wall or by bum rushing you
>You can tell she is near due to her panting breath and the drops of salvia you can hear
>Once she spotted you, she is relentless and will chase after you
>You even find her collecting things that you leave behind

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>>36213283
>ruinning her perfectly soft body with muscles.
Her body is perfect as is. She would make a great slime carrier.

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>>36213438
sounds like she turned into a mino
>mino nun
she won my heart now, gonna run to her when she tries to bum rush me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>36212705
Yes

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>>36213449
Slimecarrier friend you card.

>>36213438
>use's holy prayers to blast open barriers with frightening effetctiveness.
>When calm her eyes are still a bit too wide and follow you a bit too closely.
>Can predict where you are going to be through holy visions and can walk unimpeded as quite a few monster girls know not to mess with her.

I picture here as more 'calm and collected' instead of sloppy and twitchy.

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>>36212792
I would like this box.

[Anonymous No.]

Developing new fetishes with Cheshire Cat!

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>>36213608
do you wear and labcoat and have a whiteboard where you brainstorm ideas with her?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, what would church be like in wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>sharp claws to stop you from slipping
>strong legs to bind you up
>big wings to wrap you tight
>pointy teeth to nibble your ear
>tail to suck you off while doing it
Is there any way for mere men to withstand such cuddles?

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>>36213424
Why contain them?

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>>36213581
>minotaur gets a little too close to you on the street after eyeing you up
>blast of holy magic knocks her onto her back
>nun slowly walks up to your right and firmly puts her left hand on your left shoulder as she stands next to you
>before you can ask what she's doing she swiftly undoes your belt
>minotaur just starts to get up on her elbows as she sees the nun jacking you off in public, her eyes locked on the minotaur's with a deadpan face.
>once you blow your load into her right hand she drinks, never breaking eye contact with the slack-jawed minotaur
>human dominance was achieved this one day

[Anonymous No.]

Man how the fuck do research preference algorithms even work
Youtube spams me gacha adds as is regular, but if before all i got was lolishit and random garbage like clash of clans now they spam me stuff like pic related
At least they got my tastes right and the ad worked if i went outta my way to search the character, but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>36213859
Just use adblock.

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>>36213770
>Honestly Anon, you must be careful out in these lands.
>Aggressive savages like this would could accost you at any turn and they don't know how to handle a man such as you.

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>>36213874
Too lazy to get it on phone

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>>36213654
Long-winded but somehow very pleasant sermons from your local Mad Pastor.

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>>36213941
sounds amazing, does it include good music?

[Anonymous No.]

is it okay cactus gal milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36214134
But of course, it wouldn't be Wonderland without a heaping helping of song and dance, would it?

Ever seen/heard a praise break? It's a little like that.

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>>36214584
>tfw ywn never hear a couple of jabberwocks sound like an entire choir
on that note, would jabberwocks be great at singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36213859
Arknights has Hoshiguma so I can't really hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36214640
if you like barbershop quartets

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>>36213859
the property seems to respect fat tails and brought forth a lot of snow leopard and crocodilian art so even if i'll never play it i thank it nonetheless.

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>>36214640
I mean, they would certainly THINK they're great, they are Jabberwocks after all. That is, until they meet a man with a beautiful singing voice that gets them all weak in the knees.

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>>36214640
That would depend on whether or not each mouth had its own vocal chords. You could wind up with Audrey 2/Jr or Willie the Whale.

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>>36214823
>know you have an absolutely terrible voice
>monster gf thinks you have the voice of an angel
:)

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>>36214852
i'd like that they do and each mouth has its own accent as well as its own mind

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[Anonymous No.]

remember, do show as much skin as possible, it will scare away monsters and keep you a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

What if the most ubiquitous thing in your life became an mg?

[Anonymous No.]

Trust Dolphins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215378
One of the computers I use on a daily basis?
I'm not sure how to navigate the new interface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215378
so my computer becomes a automaton, how the fuck I am gonna draw?

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>>36215378

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>>36215379
>disposition:cruel
hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215379
>trusting the rapists of the sea
I would rather trust a shark to heal my cut finger than trust being anywhere near a dolphin

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>>36215378
>the entire internet personified in a mg
it'd be a cat, it'd know a lot of shit both true and false, talk like an idiot, know every meme and be into every single fetish that exists, for better or worse

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>>36215703
you just described the memecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215646
Hey, they not bad, They are about to show me this cool cave they saw the other day

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>>36215646
who are the therapists of the sea if dolphins are the rapists?

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>>36215765
nurse shark

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the blue mersharks.
They may be smaller but they hunt in packs.

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>>36215819
>bully a blue Mershark because she’s flat
>get raped by a pack of them
Go ahead and rape me, I’ll still make fun of the flatties!

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>>36215819
>tfw no megalodon mershark gf who survived the wipe and will tell all the tales of the dinos

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>>36215765
Sunfish

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>>36215868
>Tall, muscled, scarred and ancient.
You better not tease her over not having kids Anon, she still has a maiden's heart.

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>>36215883
>teasing a monster about not having kids
that's the quickest way to be a husband/father

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>>36215868
>Anon laughing as he's dragged to the depths
The mad lad.

>>36215900
Well yes but especially one as ancient as her.

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>>36215883
nah, will make fun of her being old tho

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>>36215883
no huevos

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>>36215913
>try to bully megaladon shark by showing her an empty egg carton
>she doesn't get it but is fascinated by the looks and feel of the carton
>anon tries calling her a hag
>she looks confused and says she is a megaladon mershark, not a hagfish girl
bless her

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>>36215987
hey, I could probably trick her into wearing magical girl outfits in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216000
>letting her wear a tight frilly dress with her big muscle frame
>making her do peace signs and other silly poses
>she doesn't get it, but if it makes anon happy...

[Anonymous No.]

Shhh, it's storytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216259
Seems like a really good story judging by the wagging tails.

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>>36216350
The Dragon and the Dreg is a classic story within the draconic circles.
Best part is it can be easily altered to fit any species of dragon.

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>>36216377
>Dragon going for a useless member of society
No wonder it's just a story!

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>>36216259
Aren't they a little old for story time?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think dragons get their hoards insured?

[Anonymous No.]

>C’mon! Shoot that healing, boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216424
You are never too old for story time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216443
No, because that would mean telling someone officially how much money they have, in which case they might be taxed.
And as we all know, tax dodging is one of the most important things a dragon does.

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>POV: You have failed to monsterize and or corrupt the upper crust schoolgirl you have the hots for

>"By The Lady anon, I cannot believe you like monstergirls and are for monsterization and corrupting if human woman. That's cringe anon, that is awful!!!"
>You then throw a corruption spell at her but she effortlessly deflects it as she is more elite and experienced than you
>"Really anon!? REALLY!? You are willing to go that low!? Do you not have any shame!? As Hall Monitor AND member of student council, I'm putting you in held suspension and will report you to the authorities. Surrender now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216463
I thought tax dodging was for trash pandas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216482
Not paying taxes is a moral obligation

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216463
But dragons are the tax collectors

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>>36216259
Having a persona art fairy around to conjure images for stories must be super fucking helpful.

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>>36208795
>that will be hard to do if i will have wife
Why?

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>>36216514
Oh no, that's just them collecting tribute, which is simply a gift that shows respect and must be given on a regular basis... or else.

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>>36216566
for some immersion get a phantom too

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>>36204001
remember to always keep an adequate supply of carrots for your rabbit wife

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>>36215868

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>>36216661
I hope monster girl society has completely swapped gender roles so that males are the ones getting hit on aggressively. I hated being relied on to take the lead and be expected to do "alpha male" bullshit just because i'm the bigger and stronger of the two genders.

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Boys can't run at night.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that many beastmen species have different breeds .
They're not all just copy pastes of each other.

Be sure to wave at the Pallas cat werecats up in the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216661
i hope she fosters more of the aggressive rabbit archetype. they might be timid around predators, but around males, well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216718
Boys will never be safe. The world is slowly being further and further within the grasps of monsters. And there's nothing boys can do about it. They can watch themselves be handed to as slaves to the lust of their new owners of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216726
Gonna molest that bun bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216723
>chesire pallas cat teleports you up on a mountain
>will only get you down if you agree to be her husband
scary

[Anonymous No.]

A true gentleman treats even a lesser succubus as a lilim and a zombie as a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216714
>t. snusnued by a 8 ft savage beastwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216760
i don't know about you guys but i'm ready for automaton overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216820
I would accept this. It feels more natural that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216846
Yeah well, they need to hurry the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216714
>so that males are the ones getting hit on aggressively
God I hope not, I drop too much spaghetti as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216846
Do automatons experience lust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216859
On the upside you only have to drop it once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216859
Don't worry. Most find that cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216856
Me too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216864
No, they only experience rationally concluding that they want to be impregnated now and it's only optimal to do it immediately regardless of resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216859
Monsters will hold it. You will open your mouth for them and eat. While blindfolded.
So they can swap the spaghetti with their pussies that you'll be eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216859

[Anonymous No.]

Ice Queen using Unagi-Joro tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217024
Pharaoh's snek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36208618
I'm not gonna fook dat fookin prawn.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy is currently being a shared plaything between 5 monstergirls >>36204229

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217167
meant to reply to >>36217095

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217167
>>36217172
I see, so he's a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217184
He's calling for help here so it's not his choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217024
>>36217210
Can I pet the snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217210
I think Pharaoh snakes should wear head gear that matches their master

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217232
You can always pet pharaoh snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217303
what if the pet snek was a grep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217351
HEAVY PETTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217351
>young grapesnake raised by a Pharaoh with a talent for working with animals

[Anonymous No.]

I want miss Lich to cure me of this damn cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217573
It's the long coof. Only death and undeath will cure you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217573
>>36217583
I want wacky shenanigans of a Lich trying to trick an Anon into dying, so she can resurrect him as a Death Knight husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217597
>Series ends one his death bed at the end of his life.
>She's sad and crying
>"I didn't want to see this..."
>"I just wanted to be warm for you."
>The breath of life leaves him and he opens his eyes as he starts to grow younger and colder
>Series end

[Anonymous No.]

I like monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to violate my mind with thoughts of how much she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217856
I'm less concerned by the likes who designed Ellin, given their blatantly post-pubescent sexual characteristics. Toddlercons on the other hand get the rope. There's nothing redeeming here.

[Anonymous No.]

Ass/hips>tits
So it is written, so shall it be known

[Anonymous No.]

What if you bite the biters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36217886
This is what happens when you get caught by one

[Anonymous No.]

>"Your essence is mine now, and no one will stand in my way!"
>loses to a few headpats and a "good girl"
Pathetic foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36218129
>not both
Sad to see some people have yet to ascend to a higher plane of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36218304
I often wonder about this in relation to Nachas.

[Anonymous No.]

When the rata mailwoman comes to deliver your mail for the day, drag her inside and sodomize her rata ass. She'll thank you later

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219137
Molest the rata's mouth with your fingers.
Molest the rata's pussy with your tongue.
Molest the rata's ass with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219017
Hourglass is the best body type

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219017
>>36219348
Fellow men of culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219137
What if I'm being stalked by a rather aggressive Rata-chan? She keeps jumping me from out of nowhere and fluffing me with her tail. And every time it just gets bigger and bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219655
just don't get fluffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219655
Embrace forbidden mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219670
Easier said than done. Sometimes she is just standing behind me, so I turn around and walk face first in mofu. And sometimes she sneaks into my room and slips inside my bed, so I cuddle her tail in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219688
Who forbids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219655
>And every time it just gets bigger and bigger!
Her tail or yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219688
I'll take one for the team and ensure that at least one ancient evil fox will be too busy with childbearing to continue her evil plans. I shall also keep her offspring at "eats ice cream before dinner" levels of evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219944
where can I find the most ancient evil at?

[Anonymous No.]

the weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>36219877
Yes to both, but her's relative to mine.

[Anonymous No.]

I found a bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220523
That's a robutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220534
its a robutt?

[Anonymous No.]

big milky tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36216714
In MGQ per the QA, women are more sexually aggressive there. Interactions with NPCs through the game show it’s quite common for girls to try fight (and fail most of the time) monster girls for a man and whores develop more and more ideas to keep up like cosplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220641
Rape sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220733
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220763
Screaming “big milky tits” in public is specially offensive to lolis. Therefore (You) must be raped by big milky tits as karmic retribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220846
who cares about loli I certainly don't, BIG MILKY TITS ARE THE BEST NO MATTER HOW MUCH CUNNIOSRS MAY SAY OTHERWISE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36204001
I don't even have carrots in my fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220878

[Anonymous No.]

>>36206811
What kind of shop would a Tanuki have in Winterstown? What kind of money can she make there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220733
Need this with a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36218129
Momiji is made for huge litters. Wide hips offer a more safe birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215483
I just realized that python is a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221077
>>tfw ywn sleep in a field and wake up getting licked by holsts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221234
I will make it my duty to draw monster girls secretly then leave what I drew near them

[Anonymous No.]

how do I make a ryu feel 1000 years younger?

[Anonymous No.]

You will gain a deeply loving monster wife but she will be a yandere and your first daughter will be yandere for you too. Do you accept? (They won't mind sharing you just between themselves)
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221389
no, yandere is cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221385
princess carry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221385
dress like an ancient hero and roleplay that she is a princess stuck in a tower and you just found her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221406
yandere and daughterfucking both

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221385
put her in "that" outift and make her say the lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221406
no u r cring

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221453
true, I disengaged with the post too quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221453
you're cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221507
must resist fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221536
she's nice moth. you can give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221385
Tell her she looks 30 years old or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221385
platonic shoulder massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220264
Damn, she really is the strongest fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

Found a youtube channel where author trying to remake MGE-universe with his own vision. He start from profiles where he reduce monster girls lust, and give them possibility to enjoy studying/working/creating more than have sex with husnand. Lilim now does't want corrupt anyone and makes mamonisation completely voluntarily act. Also mgs now can leave a partner after sex and find new one. This is russian channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221712
So he's a fag, who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221389
>your first daughter will be yandere for you too
I refuse even without rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in a mansion owned by a monster girl. She is.... and you must try to escape her grasp. How will you do it and who is she
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Mad Hatter
run, or let my disgust of fungus get the better of me and pass out from stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
No escape from Genie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>the entire fucking index
Who is my owner?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221904
none if they don't catch up to you

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221712
Cool. Are you the author in question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221943
Your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221943
>who?
Yellow cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221943
you as an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221943
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dorome
Claytits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221389
>Mantis
No. I don't like mantises.
I love yanderes, and I love most monster girl species, but mantis kills the deal for me. I would befriend a mantis if possible, just not fuck her.

>>36221822
>Parasite Slime
There's no way to escape. I'm doomed. Slimes are too strong.

>>36221943
>Cu sith
Would cuddle and feed Beggin Strips. No lewd though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222041
Imagine getting fucked by mud lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222041
>>36222083
Sounds uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222092
You ever seen a pig or an elephant wallow in mud? It's clearly cozy as all hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222103
Animals are big dumb-dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222103
>t.dorome

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim be testing drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>cupid
Oh God I'm in the monster version of the bachelor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222092
Your skin is gonna be so nice and smooth afterwards though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222226
I also have a feeling to leave you need to get certain things of monsters to be able to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222226
>anon is scavenging through the mansion as he tries to find a way out
>doesn't even realize he's being watched as entertainment
>accidentally opens a mimic
>the last thing he hears as he's pulled in is a laugh track and the beginning of an introduction for the next contestant

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221712
Self advertising is against the rules you fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222092
nah anon this isn't your normal "wet grainy dirt" mud this is high quality volcanic clay infused with mineral water type of mud

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222292
I wouldn't open anything that I haven't checked for booby traps and would be highly suspicious of anything I come across

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222226

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222403
come where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>bunyip
the spaghetti shall flow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222292
>>36222394
>audience is having a whale of a time with this comedy
>anon is in the middle of a survival horror

[Anonymous No.]

>Telling a troll you love her stink
>Asking her to remove the flowers she wears so that you can embrace her smell
>Telling her that you want her stink all over you
>Deeply inhaling her scent when you're cuddling together
>Deeply inhaling her stinky troll breath
>Telling her that her big hands are sexy and give amazing handies
>Kissing and licking her hands whenever you get a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222411
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222427
>tfw you find safe rooms and are able to trade your stuff for better items but they must be things like panties and bras

[Anonymous No.]

Playing the Forest lately has made me want monsterized tribal cannibals (albino ghouls) and eldritch mutant girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36210836
>zombie with a BK crown
Time to bring her onto a plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>36213908
I got some Indian/Chinese adless version of youtube on my brick but I swear it was reading my data whenever I turned my phone off. I deleted it but having to sit through fifteen second ads is beginning to make me reconsider

[Anonymous No.]

>>36213908
>>36222537
youtube vanced is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222546
That was the one. It said it was running in the background even right after restarting my phone. The app itself didn't really give me any problems but I found it incredibly suspicious. Of course I'll probably still redownload it once I get tired of normal Youtube's Jewry

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222394
>>36222427
>one contestant is being way too cautious
>he skipped the mimic chests
>hasn't explored the alraune hedge maze
>didn't turn on any of the faucets that would pour out a slime onto him
>the producers finally run out of patience when he (unsurprisingly) instantly runs in the opposite direction upon finding the ghoul crypt
>they send in a minotaur to bust through the walls Mr. X style so the show can get back on track

[Anonymous No.]

I see slimes, I jar 'em. Nothing to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222591
did you get the apk from their site? the one on the play store is a fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215868
Megalodon lived closer to us than it did to the dinosaurs. You're thinking more of a mosasaur gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222647
Oh really. I'll try that, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I like my dragons mature

[Anonymous No.]

>>36220008
The public school system

[Anonymous No.]

>Lolis this, hags that
The best monsters are teenagers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Pharaoh
I'm fucked. I can only try and lose the pursuit in the labirynth within the piramid I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221234
Tiger Sphinx?
Very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222761
The best monster is the monster that sucks your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222592
just need to find a waist high barrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222660
Forget about swimming with sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222738
Her horns look like melted cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222748
How evil are public Hakutakus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222914
Conniving unmarriable old bitches. Oh wait that's real life, I'm sure hakutakus of all kinds would be swell

[Anonymous No.]

>>36215819
>>36215838
What's a blue Mershark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222942
But what would the differences between them be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222869
>off-topic post

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222592
I'd use her to set off all the traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Cheshire Cat
Great a reality warper. It's like The Witch's House, but lewd instead of deadly. There is no escape boys, the best I can hope for is that I come to enjoy it like a mindbroken hentai heroine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223034
>off-topic board

[Anonymous No.]

>off-topic thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223128
>Hansel and Gretel and the witch is Cheshire cat.
Oh god, no amount of bread crumbs will let you escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>36222592
>Youu are working on puzzle to leave the room you are in when
>BOOM
>You turn around and see her
>A minotaur standing near the door on the other side fo the room in a pink frilly dress and a bonnet
>You bait her into breaking the wall so you can continue and leave her behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223128
>>36223210
>you awaken in a room you don't know
>you leave said room and see an endless hallway
>as you walk down, you hear the KLAK
>You freeze in horny fear
>"What lovely prey I have found today, I wonder how you will squeal when I got you in my grasp"
>"But I am in a playful mood today, if you can evade me for a day, then I'll let you leave, if you can't... then you'll be my plaything...... forver and ever"

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna getcha

[Anonymous No.]

What's the first sound you hear in your mind when you see this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223534
wan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223534
juan

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223426
Can't get me if you get gotten first eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Phantom
We're playing D&D weather I want to or not it would seem.
Or maybe I'm already married to her and this is just one of her fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223674
D&D is so limited! Try to convince her to switch to GURPS

[Anonymous No.]

POOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>tritonia
I am sure that I can just ask her to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224150
I miss it when women had BIG FLOOFY HAIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>36223610
You'll have to catch her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224237
You have 60 seconds before the fluffy birds break into your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
Oh no...
I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224500
You are not fucked, you're a fucking corpse fucking a corpse

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224577
She sorta lives once more. Bones, flesh and sinew pulling itself together like Sapphiron and her ovaries activate again like some very old machinery slowly roaring to unlife.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to make farting noises into a Manticore's midriff and watch her try and stop herself from giggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224951
>her ovaries
something that wasn't very active in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224981
She's been given an another chance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Ittan-momen
How the fuck does a dishcloth own the mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224981
Oh no, they were very active. Problem was none of those eggs were ever fertilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225016
>>36225002
lets hope she doesn't fuck up this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225008
She used to belong to Elvis you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225029
She won't, dragon zombies have no pride, no stupid emotions to get in the way of fucking
Just instinct, to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225056
>in b4 she as clumsy as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225002
Somewhere in Nevada...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225008
she is a big ass one who is all the fabric in the mansion and can appear anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225061
Doesn’t matter if she falls on top of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225219
damn, she must be real heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225056
>just do what comes naturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225278
>she is just schlicking it while looking at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36224500
I am going to look through her porn collection from when she was alive

[Anonymous No.]

>Long day at work and dealing with MGs as a single man
>Get home exhausted, and spend the evening trying to relax
>Go to bed early
>Grab a body pillow, hug it tight, and slowly drift off to sleep
>Moments before you make it to Dreamland, you hear in the softest whisper
"I could do THAT for you."
>Eyes go wide as you realize why this pillow feels so good
>You try to get away, but tiny fingers grab your head from behind, and bury your face into the mofu you had mistaken for a pillow
"That's it. Breath it all in. Huff that fluff. Deeper. Good boy."
>Start to drift off in a daze, before you're suddenly yanked back to reality
>She scurries way from you, your lingering daze and confusion making it all too easy
"Hehehe. Just give in already. I know everything about you."
>No sooner do you hear those words then you see the last of her tail slipping out through the window
>Find your body pillow stashed away in a closet
>It feels so rough compared to her ta-
>You stop yourself. You won't let her get to you.
>You end up sleeping on the couch that night.
>An increasingly familiar, earthen scent was giving you strange dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225654
I will not relapse into mofu addiction again

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225654
just for that I'm going to throw myself to the embrace of the oldest foxhag I can find

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225819
yes, give into the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225856
Taking it easy with the Yakumos.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225654
>Wake up next morning.
>Shower, get dressed, etc.
>Grab some fruit from the kitchen, take your lunch from the fridge.
>Head out the door and—POOOMF
"Hehehe. Right on time."
>You walked face first into that big, soft, luxurious mofu lying in wait
>You instinctively bury your head and inhale, before catching yourself and quickly pulling away
"Still got some sense? Too bad."
>You hear the pitter-patter of her scampering off again.
"See you around <3"
>Something tugs at your heartstrings as you watch that big, bouncy tail scurry away
>So distracted, you almost forget to lock the door
>And you certainly didn't notice you'd been chewing on a pink, heart-shaped fruit this whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225893
isn't that everyday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226068
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225252
When’s the last time you saw a lightweight dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226144
in a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226109
there are a couple of days you had to be wary of ran, when she is in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226203
You WILL father several half youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226220
about how many is several?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226239
There's no way they're not having at least triplets each, and they're definitely not stopping at one pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36225956
>Today's commute was hell
>A few seconds listening to some lady on the radio, and you knew something was up
>Your eyes go wide with realization.
>You throw the half-eaten prisoner fruit out the car window, and change the radio to a smooth jazz station.
>At the office, you shut yourself up at your desk, hoping your co-workers don't notice.
>Try to focus on work. Just ignore all those fluffy tails, ears, and the occasional paws.
"Is everything all right?"
>You nearly jump. You shoo away your Inari co-worker, telling her it's nothing.
>Why do women have to smell so good? Why are their voices so cute? You push such idle thoughts away from your mind.
>Lunch time finally arrives.
>You open your bag, only to be met with a nutty smell.
>More pink fruit, mixed nuts and berries, and a sandwich that looks much better than the microwaveable junk you had packed in advance.
>Also, a handwritten note
"Saw you 'made' lunch for the entire week. How sad. I would cook for you every day. XOXO."
>You try to throw it out, lunchbag and all, but can't manage to do so.
>You grab some fast food instead.
>You can't shake the feeling that someone is watching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226283
What does she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226268
aw, fuck Reimu is goona be livid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226335
Reimu can suck my nuts it's not the Yokai's fault they're more fun to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226352
I can't deny that at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226329
Obviously she wants you to ask out that danuki from HR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226352
I mean incidents can be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226469
>tfw ywn never cause the cow incident

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna use an Ittan-Momen as a self-cleaning cum rag as I fap to hentai online, hwo foes she feel being treated lile this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226691
I think you fapped enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226329
Push you so hard that you break and chase after her, only to wind up exhausted and out of breath. Then she'll take you home, lock you up in her mofu dungeon, and use your dick as her exclusive stress toy.

At least, that's one fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>jubjub
as long I move very slowy, she will never see me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221389
>Pharaoh
Well. There are worse ways to live, than in a 'gilded cage.'
I like Pharaohs just fine, but somehow they manage to be blander to me than elves
Bright Green demon realm oasis are neat, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226817
>Mofu dungeon
Seeing such a petite beauty acting like a dark elf would make me want to marry her on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>soldier beetle
I was called for pest control, those devious little buggers had sprung a trap on me

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would give me more power?

[Anonymous No.]

akaname outta nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226960
imagine waking up getting licked one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226960
>Those fricking Akanames from Three Charms

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Kamaitachi
Thats a new one, I never see anyone talking about them, I like the idea of a wind trio and I am a sucker for arm blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227057
I like mustelids but i'd go with raiju x3 if given the option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227057
They're very mean and hurt stingy ouchie

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226691
>hwo foes she feel being treated lile this?
did you just mash your hands on the keyboard?

[Anonymous No.]

Perfect for corrupting into a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227098
thats what the medicine is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226957
A fox hag, beware though that power has a cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227129
What's the cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227144
your essence

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227144
klondike bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227156
So what like she wants to hang out or something?

>>36227163
Well that's easier I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227144
A familial curse, you and your offspring will be bound to her service, unending until it ends or she is vanquished. Mofu and power is very expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227180
your seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227187
Well she looks a little old to be adopted but I guess we could make it work out. Don't have any kids though so I dunno what she means by that whole "offspring" stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227163
I dont have that brand, is a guaymallen an acceptable substitute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227188
Is she a gardener?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227234
do you know what sex is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227217
Your's and hers spawn anon, all will serve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227242
Is it a really juicy steak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227242
I mean obviously, male and female, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227266
So like jobs? Well that's good at least, having a steady line of work sounds good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227026
Would kiss her on the cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227268
>>36227270
If a monster says she wants to have sex with you, then what would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227266
Why do foxes always have the most conniving smiles, it makes even something as innocent as finding a husband seem like she's up to something devious

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227310
Only plotting for (You)r sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227308
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227308
Good joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226957
Genies let you wish for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227502
Even being happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227507
yes, but the genie will become your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227529
I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36226957
sally and dark mage bigamy

[Anonymous No.]

How do I bully vampire aristocrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227695
dress like a slut and point out how a noble shouldn't let lust cloud their judgement

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227695
Use ultraviolet lamps to nullify their powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227695
play your peasant music at full blast

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale 1-10, how empty does your wife leave your balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Will O The Wisp
Not going to be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227836
Which end of the scale is which?

[Anonymous No.]

>man gone crazy from mamono mana in the middle of the street falling over himself and tripping
>holstaur onlooker feels sorry
>"Ohhh look what that mamono doin to people, they puttin all kinds of stuff in that mana"
>"He need some uhh, milk. He need some milk! Dat boy need some milk!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227860
10 is full, 1 is empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227859
>the mansion you entered is her cage

[Anonymous No.]

Gothic monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227867
Thickest Texan accent possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>trumpart
The funhouse doesn't have an exit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227975
Consider yourself lucky
This is just nightmare mode for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227975
>to leave, you have to win a game of poker

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227993
you think that was bad, then check out the dude who got cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227998
But the house always wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221024
>Tanuki convincing Whitehorn-san that she needs a refrigerator to help keep her food cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Grizzly
Punch her in the nose and run uphill

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227998
Counter challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227896
Here, just give her some cow ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Banshee
Do I just have to listen to all of her sad poetry?
Is it a case of "I can leave but she will cry super hard if I do leave?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227998
>anon boasts that he's an excellent poker player
>she helpfully clarifies that she said "poke her" not "poker"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227998
>It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a big commission for Elizabeth's city. If anyone has some good ideas to toss in, or references for undead cities that KC may have made, now's the time to toss in.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else get a different random monster stranger, knocking on your doorstep of your apartment complex, every half of the day to have casual sex with you, thanks you for the amazing sex and leaves?
I swear it feels like every single of them is the same monster but inside of different bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228109
do they have a leaf on their head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228109
>Man-whore anon gets a dopple wife

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZNgsOpgW4
>Buy
>Sell
>Talk
>Leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228131
those tanukis are such hard workers, I find them everywhere I go and they always have the best equipment for the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228070
>autistic anon plays his king in attack mode
>trumpart starts playing along

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228078
Ghoul breeding pits are a must

[Anonymous No.]

>MC picked up the clumsy human girl instead of the demon
>next game in the franchise the world is a post-apocalyptical wasteland, mutants rose up left and right with little control eventually leading to oceans of bloodshed, those people with superpower are either hunted, ostracized or kidnapped by the government, his son starts a goddamn crusade to murder everyone of them regardless of right or wrong
Fuck demons, anons. Procreate with them, it's the only way to save the planet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228131
>buy tanuki milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228109
Most of my dreams involve Medusa or a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228215
>(Delicious milk, freshly made, but it's cold?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228249
>can I see the cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228131
Buy 1 meat to distract the Wendigo horde and access the next floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228259
>Sorry buddy, trade secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228272
>aw, I wanted to see the cute cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228131
>sell all my clothes and get some lube for the tentacle room

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone knows what happened with Warosu? I can't find records of any recent post, I was looking for Wikifag's latest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228752
Here's the one I posted Friday.
https://imgbox.com/g/jU0SaJaRV6
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 78. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/bwWmA16p

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

[Anonymous No.]

If you call a muscle monster a dainty maiden, would she take that as an insult or a compliment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228889
it depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228889
Why dainty? Pretty, cute, elegant, graceful, sure, but dainty sounds like a loaded word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228752
I think Warosu was having some archiving problems, they're missing a few week's worth of images from posts too. Everything looks to be working now though

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228860

Thank you wikifag.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop taking everything seriously and take care of yourselves, (Anon)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Phantom
We have an entire musical about how I, as a paladin should feel ashamed of lying with a Mamono and betraying my oath to the chief god but instead I feel joy for finding my one true love which ends with us having sex in various positions all over the manor.
Then we clean each other up and leave the hotel and make it in time for the local PTA meeting while picking our daughterus up from school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Ocelomeh
get a laser pointer and pray

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227998
Wonderlanders are notoriously good at card games.

[Anonymous No.]

Captain Mershark and her massive crew will pillage your town of it's riches and kidnap, rape, marry, and religiously convert all the men and boys in your unwilling village!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229235
>Joke about how they can get on land.
>Their sea singer just uses magic to raise the sea level to the point that it starts flooding the town.
Your mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229229
>Ocelomeh
She rapes you and uses the laser pointer to get the attention of the rest of her kind while (You) moan shamefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Glacies
Did I wake up in the Overlook hotel?

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it’s when your wife forces (You) to wear her panties on the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229294
>moan
I don't actually make any noise during that kind of stuff. Which makes me wonder if monster girls actually take offense if their husband isn't moaning....

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Otohime
I just walk away lol

>>36221943
>Living_Doll
Wonder if I could upgrade her somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Be a good slave and cum in your wife's wine glass, your mistress demands to be served her favorite food in her favorite glass.
Embrace the dark elf culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229442
I'd do the same for my wight wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229429
>the monster rides you harder and harder each minute that passes, never relenting
>her face goes from excitement, to confusion, to worry
>she keeps going until out of nowhere, she stops, her eyes starting to tear up
>you dont like it? she asks
>is it me? am I doing it wrong? her voice shakes
>is it me? am I not good enough? she breaks down, tears flowing despite her attempts to hold it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229442
Last doujin I read with something similar, the loli succ didn’t give the guy much choice. She just forced him to cum until filling up the glass/plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>36221822
>Demon
...I'm not getting out until I sign that damn contract, am I?

[Anonymous No.]

been working, ya like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229473
That is a gif, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229578
Not sure if it's just me, but the "hat" part seems kinda high up. But yes, nice.
I gotta say the previous WIP gave me quite a bit of mileage that I did not expect, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

How long till a Sabbath starts dealing in magitech?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229564
>inb4 the puzzle is the contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229642
I'll be surprised if they don't do it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229673
>Automaton creation (All scout models, light aerial units, and some stealth/assasination configurations.)
>Magi-limb setups
>Starts going into Trans-monsterism

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you saw a Dragon saying all men are shit because they only go after vanilla tits and ass girls and saying she would never approach a man but they should approach her because she is the "supreme gentlewoman"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229841
Leave her for a proper hero to dominate her into his mere lizard wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229841
kick in the door in her neet cave, make her bend over and absolutely brutalize her anus and only her anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229841
tell her "youre not one of gods gifts to man if youre acting this way"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229841
pop her over my knees, pull down her panties and spank her right then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229841
try not to make eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229841
sit besides her and agreeing with her, saying that the vanilla shit is overrated and then list all her qualities as "the good shit" that is underrated, while ignoring her as a potential partner. Just saying, I wish someday I could find someone like you to marry and spend the rest of my life with...oh well, goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you kiss a purring monster? Do they keep purring? Can you feel the vibrations throughout your body?

[Anonymous No.]

monster nuns give me life

[Anonymous No.]

>>36204492
What a lovely shade of blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>When Anon gets put in charge of a county full of an odd sort of monster girl type.
Are you ready to rule a cancer county or a mantis one deep in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230692
I literally live in a fucking cave, how did I get chosen as the county commissioner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230724
Dark elves voted you in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230724
Look, someone needs to be in charge of Troll Country and you're it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230724
>live in a cave
>he doesn't realize he's mayor of bear town

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230692
But I wanna be a nomad

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230800
then you can be the khan of a centaur herd

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230800
You are now the mayor of a nomadic tribe of centaur raiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230819
>>36230830
>horsepussy
B-But..

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230692
I am literally a savage who runs down the prey I eat and ijuts learned to type, how the fuck am i gonna govern when i don't know to live in society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230865
grats you're the mayor of a pack of werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230909
do i get a hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230745
The only thing I'm "mayor" of is a really clingy Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230935
she's just your secretary
and she hugs you alot because it gets cold in those caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230909
more members, more food. So, where are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230692
I was literally born yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>36229231
I've seen this smug, over-confidence before. It always ends with them losing, Monsters will always lose to men when it comes to cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231013
thats what happens when you are born a prince anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231027
will I at least have my milk maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230948
She has fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230692
ill rule cancer country, i like crabeidos

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231069
that depends on your mother's allowance, she may get jealous and try to feed you herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231080
she's also always in a bikini
just shut up and let your secretary warm you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231109
with what tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231014
You've got spunk kid, but just remember: there's a world of difference between game night with your family and strip poker with a Wonderlander.
Because if you're playing to begin with, you've already lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231089
Good man.
Rule over that beachfront land with a wise hand.
Step one, you may want to look into infrastructure as the the roads into and out of the ocean are always slimy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230842
There is a saytr with identity issues running with the tribe if you really can't be with a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231159
wrong, its expansion time, expand everywhere, even the deserts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231156
>spoiler
not as long, I am cheating and ain't caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231163
I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231192
Well, you do have your loyal crab guard.
Large, spiny specimens outfitted with the finest arms and armor your land can afford.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231198
Careful, she is going to be very drunk from all the raiding and very athletic from all the running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231193
You fool, you don't get it do you? You've committed one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Zipangu," but only slightly less well known is this: "never go against a Wonderlander when your body is on the line!"

Win or lose, you're getting pounced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231242
Well I'm not a drinker since it makes me sleepy but I'm fine with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230692
I want an entire county filled will all the different types of soldier beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231280
Miss Hatter can I go home now? This isn't very fun anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231280
why do I have legs, to run of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231292
i want an ant arachne with a crappy disguise to hang out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231297
>>36231310
Now now, no need to be a poor sport. We had an agreement, didn't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231344
I agreed to be a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>36227308

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231344
I just wanted to deliver your mail because it was just laying there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231328
lazy bums get kicked out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231390
how could you say no to that cute face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231420
I don't think she knows what sex is., anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231430
Monster girls know sex by instinct!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231406
>ant arachne sits on the roadside with a "will work for food" sign but work is scratched out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231474
>so lazy she doesn't even get her own sign
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228176
Cool, consider it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231398
And I invited you in for snacks and a game for being so nice, which I recall you happily obliged.
Now come on, it's not like you have anywhere to be, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no any romance with a monster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231529
>ywn see a monster's face go from confusion to happiness when you dont run away from her or look scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231584
is she ok?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know but I've been told
ice queen pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

[Anonymous No.]

Been sick with a cold the past couple of days, thought it might be covid, want nothing more than a mamamo that's a nurse or a doctor to tell me it's going to be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231502
I mean I could be home playing games but yeah, you're right Miss Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231292
It will be really weird to see non-combatant soldier beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231675
yes it would be but think about how pretty it would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231691
>Cute soldier beetles with lady bug patterns working orchards while brilliantly green ones trek through fields.
>Cute traders, blacksmiths, bakers and more in town.
>All call you their liege despite you holding the rank of mayor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231709
Every friday, there is a whole county march where we sing marching cadences and march around

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Zipangu, it sounds like a cool place even though I'd probably just be a dumb foreigner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231709
I'm going to hang out with the hyper-active tiger beatle rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231652
Games are more fun with friends anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231709
>they always give you tribute, when you try to get them to atleast call it taxes
>they always bow to you when your walking around, even when you stop to correct them
>they always make you crowns to wear to symbolize your rule, though you tell them you're just a mayor
>you keep the crowns on display in your office because they worked so hard on them and you really like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231390
I'm sorry, I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231390
Wow succs are rather forward. At least let me take you out on a date first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231745
Its a good community bonding ceremony to help keep spirits up.
Some girls even get excited and practice their marching tunes while out and about.

>>36231758
Anon please, she works hard and needs to blow off stress.

>>36231795
They're good girls and you can always wear one of the crowns on Fridays or at events.
Rotating through them of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231709
>The Dung Beetle girl with a weakness for corn as the opera girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228752
Cloudflare DDoS protection keeps fucking up, and I can't even access the site

[Anonymous No.]

>>36230171
Don't forget that she is a great friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231860
>cloudfare
Probably Jewgle's captcha system making cloudfare use a new system that's fucking everything up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231945
Anon you want to walk away from this with an intact spine

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231833
>every event you wear a new crown to make your beetles happy
>everytime without fail, you can hear a "kyaa" in the distance
>when you eventually see the beetle who made the crown, shes a blushing mess
>atleast the other beetles pat her on the back with "good job" and "lucky"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36231978
Do I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232030
We need our spine, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232039
We? Since when were you hijacking my body you parasite/symbiote

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232072
We are Anon and we are legion

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228078
Elizabeth's Orphanence and Live Ordinance Testing Range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232107
Are you implying my wife shoots orphans for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228078
build a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232124
she has orphans test out her cool weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232124
of course not, she does it for sport

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232141
Go on....

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232141
thats even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232134
with a drivethrough

[Anonymous No.]

So what kind of climate does the Undead Kingdom have? Is it kinda damp and humid or is it a more frigid and dry cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232134
Maybe. Might need to swing it as just being one gigantic graveyard with a big 'ol sign.
>>36232149
As ineffective as it might seem, I do not allow Eliz to do anything too evil.
At least, not to orphans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232124
It's called "Economical acquisition of live targets for military purposes" What, are Timmy's parents going to complain his leg was blown off? The dead ones can even be brought back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232150
>>36232151
since she's such a caring ruler, she helps those orphans have a future. she's giving them not only important life skills of using weapons, she's preparing them to enter the army as one big family and be set for life. how can you say such a caring ruler is evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232182
Can't see why not both, if the kingdom's big enough. An undead swamp with tribal wights, and a frigid north with draugr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232201
what if gun goes boom and becomes a bomb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232204
What the hell would those even be like? Sound interesting though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232201
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232218
well that orphan (new loli zombie) will be greatly rewarded for finding a problem with a new weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the wackiest and funniest bunny ever?
It's _______!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232241
Node!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232241
u

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232251
And now tell me, what is her most hilarious comedic act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232289
marrying u

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232289
Loving Grimm!

[Anonymous No.]

>Be walking around a monstergirl town/city
>Decide to take a turn in an alley
>Then walk upon pic related
>"Alright, the score will begin later at eleven when the whole establishment is closed and unmanned. And Intel suggest that Ushi Oni guardswoman is around tonight. And then we-"
>The three people then suddenly notice you stumbling into their conversation which does not sound wholesome and sounds more criminal
>"You are going to walk back where you came from and pretend you didn't see it hear us. I insist you walk away now, stranger."

What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228078
i mean you gotta have a necropolis. and maybe a welcome center or something

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all bug girls are those drab colors.
Orchid manti are quite cute and colorful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228078
Just make sure to piss on King Terenas' ashes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232391
I appreciate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232424
Weresheep needs to take a nap, someone needs to carry her to bed!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there will be any porn sites that specifically pander to the mere fetish targeted for hag dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232491
I mean yeah, why wouldn't there be dedicated places for that kind of content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232491
In Zipangu the dragon hags instead have porn sites otherworlders get summoned to their land and they get to rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck squiggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232491
ryona and maledom arent dragon-exclusive fetishes, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>movie night at meru-san's house
>it's the little mermaid
>again. in a row.
>for the fourteenth time she's hosted it

[Anonymous No.]

Ehehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232670
>disregard the animated movie
>engage karaoke night alongside the musical

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232694

[Anonymous No.]

>>36203944
>worm bread
Not going to let this thread slip away without posting something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36228078
An undead city needs some entertainment, and I see no better option than a famous opera house or performance hall, where the greatest Phantoms Elizabeth could find congregate to put on spectacular performances that cause the great queen to smile with delight! Shows that all of the undead from the land come to witness, great spectacles of lust, passion, intrigue, action, and carnal desire. Ok, 3 of those things are the same thing but it just comes with where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232491
>ancient hagon at bar, drinking alone
>young debonair sits next to her, starts chatting her up
>dragon shocked someone shows interest in her
>a spry young wyvern enters and takes the seat on the opposite side of Anon
>starts bragging about all the adventures she's been on
>boasts about her sexual prowess, tries to get Anon to leave with her
>Anon politely declines
>wyvern isn't taking no for an answer
>tries to grab Anon and haul him away
>hagon steps in and beats her down
>whisks Anon back to her lair for some tender lovin'
>on her back with Anon hovering over her
>he tells her that she's worth more to him than all the gold in the world
this plot is recycled in basically every video
the only deviation from this script is when the actress gets to frisky and rapes him on the spot
the only reason wyverns and other monsters agree to play the heel is because they're promised their own movie in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232727
Greenworms are the type of girl who get drunk off one light beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232828
Red wine wasted off a single natty light, weekends are always a blast with a Greenworm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36232808
all videos are made by the same dragon and her husband, the only thing changing is who playing the heel and what silly costumes they are wearing.

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>>36232828
as much fermented fruit as they eat they'll need a designated driver

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Cate

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>>36232909
This is one of those cats that becomes a nuisance if she joins your party.

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>>36232923
Sorry what was that? I was busy giving her a permanent spot in my party.

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>>36232909
I really like this style of clothing and wish it were featured more often.

>>36232923
But at the same time, you'd never want her to leave.

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>>36232923
You can always recruit one of the younger ones from their village instead, if that's more your style.

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>>36233052
Cat milk is fine too.

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>>36233052
...or an older one.
Not much for conversation though.

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>>36232862
>>36232808
>the anivesary of their first video prompts them to make a special
>it starts as all the others
>same set, same premise
>but this time all the mamono that had previously played the Heel appear together
>it almost looks like in a sentai crossover movie due to the sheer amount of bodies posing together as the camera pans over the set, even some fireworks going off behind them
>there is a big wallpaper moment in which they are all running forward in slow motion to grab Anon
>No part of Anon is left free from the horde as each girl tries to hang from him
>they are girls grabbing his arms, hugging his back, hanging from his thighs, some sitting at his feet like a Fabio book cover, and the ten most thirsty of the mamono holds an individual finger
>Anon tries to do what he always does, confess his love for the dragon and leaving the evil mamono behind, but this time he is unable
>He cant get away from them as they drag him away
>And then it finally happens
>As Anon is shut up and kissed on the cheeck due to contractual obligation restraining the grills from going further than that infront of the dragon
>The camera focuses on the Hagon
>The music swells
>Explosions going all around her
>Her scales turning from green to gold, from Gold to Red, form Red to Blue and fianaly at the end reaching her final form and turning A Silvery White becoming a legendary Super Dragon God Super Dragon Ultra Instinct
>A fight of never before propotions enssues between the army of mamono and the lone dragon seeking to rescue her beloved
>One by one the dragon girl faces her opponent, each time she defeats one she seems to become younger and more beautiful
>Her Muscles become more toned
>Her Thighs gain mass and become more defined
>Her Arms bulge, harden and soften in a dance of both power and beauty
>The camera pans over the mass burial of bodies lying under the dragon's feet until there is only one enemy remaining
>It's the Wyvern from the first video they ever released
>The dragon tries to fight the wyvern, but she is exausted
>She is unable to mantain her super form and its slowly withered down by her rival
>Tragic soundtrack starts playing denoting the tragedy of the Dragon's loss at the last obstacle
>Everything seems lost, and not even her pride is enough to prevent her from admiting her defeat
>Or that would be the case until
>Hubby to the rescue
>Hubby confonts the Wyvern head on protecting his beloved dragon wife
>And with the kiss of true love, the pair unleash their final team attack defeating their last and greatest enemy
>Ending the film with Hubby Anon, with full dragon knight gettup offers his hand to the Dragon, for the rest of eternity

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>>36233066
as long as she allows me to rest my head on her thighs, she can be as quiet as she pleases

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>>36233066
>Imagine her loud purring

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>>36233079
I was thinking the same thing.
Purrs speak louder than words, or something like that.

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>>36233078
Tough luck Ruiseñor, she well walk all over you until finding a comfortable spot and lying on top of you, your ability to breath is optional

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>>36233151
jokes on her, she can smother me but as long as my arms are free I can still hug her and use her as a daki

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>>36233151
At least cats are light.

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>>36233257
Bastet is singing!

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Denying rape is anti-monster, misogynist, racist, and absolutely chud behavior.

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>>36232909
cate

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>>36233066
Imagine the sheer amount of research monsters would put into thigh-window clothing. Truly a utopia.

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>>36221389
>Otohime
I'll take it

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>>36233389
SHE'S GOT A GUN!

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>>36232909
desert kots are better!

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>>36233499
Too bad they're in the fucking desert.
I'll stick with more temperate kots.

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>thread is asleep
>master is asleep
>time to get to work

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>>36234084
What is kitty summoning?

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>>36233499
I wonder if there are any desert Manticores.

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>>36234087
Horrors mankind was never meant to discover.
Probably more marshmallow pals.

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>>36231118
Maybe she should wear something other than a bikini then.

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>>36234091
Thinking on it again, a dark skinned manticore with dark hair may be too dangerous for human men.

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>>36234087
More friends for master, obviously.

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>>36234107
Manticores can be found in all sorts of environments.
It's just that nobody has ever come back in order to properly document their existence.

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>>36234107
Game Over

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>bottom of page 10
confess

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>>36234173
I would not mind getting blacked/tailed by her.

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>>36234175
No. My sins are my own. Also, stop sending priestesses to my doorstep, I don't wanna join your church dammit

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>>36234173
Look at those pads.

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>>36234175
I cant stop look at the fanfiction sites for stories dispite repeatedly getting dissapointed at the new ones

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>>36234084
Vile Nekomancy!

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>>36234175
Doing this confess shit is just inviting retarded shitposting and never goes well

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>>36234197
>fanfiction
are there any actual decent ones?

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>>36234175
I prefer comfy to lewd

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>>36234197
Has anything changed in the last few years?
are the just shit stories or are they still doing the genocide thing?
>>36234243
The ones we make here mostly
I thank people like legitwho keeping them alive

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>>36234265
Still doing the genocide thing, with even more cringe crossovers

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>>36234246
based

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>>36234180
Based

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>warhammerfag made a new thread early

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>>36234308
just ignore it and maybe it'll die before we get archived

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>>36234308
How embearassing.

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>>36234308
He’s so desperate sometimes it hurts.

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>>36234308
Is /tg/ still dead? Why does /jp/ have to keep dealing with these retards

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Monstergirls!

You will never be a real knight. You have no land, you have no title, you have no honor. You are a butch woman twisted by drugs and blacksmithing into a crude mockery of nobility’s perfection.

All the “accolades” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “party” laughs at your ogrish appearance behind closed doors.

Lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lords to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ladyknights who “quest” look dishonorable and common to a local lord. Your -4 Str is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk party to venture forth with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your fetid, bloody menstruations.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be chivalrous, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a peasant is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably common.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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>>36234333
>Is /tg/ still dead?
Yeah.
Because of said retard(s).

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>>36234308
Report that thread and make another one once this one gets archived

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>>36234084
>marshmallow cat sad that her owner has no gf
>learns magic so she can become a monster girl and be his gf

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>>36234379
>No matter how hard she tries wurm-chan can't figure out what this Anon is trying to say
>The only thing she's sure of is that he needs a good rape.

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>>36234382
I wonder what monster girl /tg/ would be like

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>>36235109
Nobody gives a fuck

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>>36235109
>DM wants to know how to convince one of the players for a one on one session

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>>36235149
Gee, did miss Phantom force you into her magic realm again, anon?

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>>36235109
I remember someone writing a post about something like that. It involved one monster describing our world and men in it only being able to dream/fantasize about monsters while living miserable lives. The others then told her to tone it down because it's too grimdark.
Wish I could find it.

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>>36235152
>Monster girl invites you to some D&D
>You accept
>When you get there, there's just you and her
>Ask about the other players
>She tells you they are running late
>But she can start a session 0 with just you here
>The session consist of little more than your character getting fucked by monster girls that strangely enough all look like your DM

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>>36235109
its pretty much just phantoms

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>>36233574
I want this big fluffy cat.

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>>36234175
I wanna be shrunken down by a monster girl, licked all over, sloshed around in her mouth, and swallowed whole by her. I would prefer full-tour in which I don't get digested, instead getting shat out, but if that's not on the cards, I wouldn't mind getting digested if there was some way to alleviate the pain via magic.

Not just any monster girl though. Has to be of a species I like. Pic related for an example.

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>>36235197
That's just fucking creepy and cringe. I'd bend her over the table just to save us both the embarrassment.

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>>36235463
>Hey lady, You wanna fuck or not?

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>>36235485
>Monster girl trying to be subtle and trying to tempt anon to fall to lust
>Anon asks if she just want to fuck
>Monstergirl.exe has stopped working, booting up in rape mode

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>>36235109
>If your character gets fucked in the game we'll fuck you in real life

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>>36235655
>I roll for impregnation

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>>36235636
Yeah I'm not waiting for that reboot to be done. Bend her over and take her to town. Gotta strike the anvil while the dick is hard, as my granny would say.

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I wanna marry an ancient mindflayer and her shoggoth maid.
And I want top stay perfectly sane the entier time.

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Do you workout with you're waifu?

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>>36234175
i just woke and am horny

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>>36234319
Dumb motherfuckers already bumping it.

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>>36235890
Amazoness wives don't let their husbands go to the gym, that's a female only space.

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>>36235890
Sex is the workout