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36304947 No.36304947 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

you can still have kids with a 40+ year old woman

>> No.36305560

Boundary of childbirth

>> No.36305571
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>> No.36305609

The idea of having a child with a woman old enough to be my mother is a bit strange.

>> No.36305620

soon you will be old enough to be your own mother

>> No.36305640

I'm confused, why would you say that then post a picture of two 17 year olds?

>> No.36305790

I'd rather round out the doorhag's belly.

>> No.36306075

I'll move to Gensokyo before that happens.

>> No.36306293

Anon... (You) are a +40 year old woman...

>> No.36306374

as we can see this weeb is fantasizing about having a sexual fantasy about dating yukari as we speak.

>> No.36306545

I mean, aren't you?

>> No.36307292

no god sir, I am not.

>> No.36307400

well, you should be

>> No.36307419

explain why then.

>> No.36307493

are you still trying to explain, or not?

>> No.36308754

Yukari and Yuyuko should just have children with each other...

>> No.36308849

are you mentally unstable good sir, first things first they both have vaginas, second off Yukari and Yuyuko are not lesbian, and finaly you should get a life.

>> No.36309072

telling someone to get a life on 4chan, specially on /jp/, is a bit silly

>> No.36309101

im not usually on /jp/.

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>> No.36309606

iPhone file name

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>> No.36328153

Hag thread?

>> No.36329471

I don't like hags.
They're scary.

>> No.36332719

i am not sure what you are saying but Yuyuko is dead and Yukari is not human (nobody knows what the hell is she) they may appear young but you cannot breed with them (maybe with Yukari but who knows what will come out of that)

>> No.36338971

She kid would probably end up retarded

>> No.36353735

But not millenia old saggy sacks of skin and bone.

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>> No.36358586

Yes, run to them.

>> No.36359212
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Can Yuuka join this hag thread?

>> No.36362066

Ok, Yuuka, ok... but only if you send us sexy pics.

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Don't run from her. It stings.

>> No.36362186

Why does a grown woman want to play with children?

>> No.36369005

Yuuka is very lonely!

>> No.36369073

If you don't mind extra chromosomes or creating the next chris chan, sure.

>> No.36371759

no, she's a pedo.

>> No.36374598
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Please don't be mean, Yuuka is a sensitive soul...

>> No.36375885

Imagine getting there late because you got lost and she's made a mess of the place

>> No.36375932

You'd just walk away before she'd notice you of course, right?

>> No.36376090

Of course not, I'd hug and comfort her!

>> No.36376195

That's a bad idea, you don't want to get too close to a youkai like that, especially a hag. Who knows how Yuuka might react to feeling a hug, she's probably never even been hugged before.

>> No.36376363

whats life without a little danger, a shit one that's what

>> No.36376569

I don't care, Yuuka deserves good things!

>> No.36376610

That's just sad, I'd hug her and I would definitely become her friend

>> No.36376945
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Post embarassing pics of hags to scare them away

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>> No.36388750
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post pics to bring them back

>> No.36391570

you literally can't after a while

>> No.36391638

In Gensokyo you can!

>> No.36399024

when will I get to gensokyo? I just want to take it easy there...

>> No.36401286

yuuka can go fuck herself and she is still a pedo.

>> No.36409094

rude, yuuka deserves love and lots of hugs!

>> No.36409171

I want to molest little fairies with Yuuka!

>> No.36413648

but she's a hag, why would she do herself then? flawed logic

>> No.36417678

I wat to report you to the fbi with said fairies.

>> No.36420206

The only FBI in Gensokyo is Reimu. And she won't do shit.

>> No.36420420

>implying yukari can't just change her boundary between the two sexes and grow a massive 10 inches futa cock
Anon, you haven't read enough doujins...

>> No.36426484

do you masturbate to that good sir because if you do then you shoud seek help right now.

>> No.36427043

anon, you're in /jp/, get on with it or get out

>> No.36427104

I will do Neither good sir.

>> No.36427121

little did you know, yuuka and Gensokyo are not real.

>> No.36427799

lies and slander, yuuka and gensokyo are very real, you'll see

>> No.36427812

Dimensional merge between Gensokyo and our world when

>> No.36429133

sir you a delusional maniac, yuuka and gensokyo are not REAL.

>> No.36429226

ZUN was paid off by Yukari to spread Gensokyo to the outside world in a subtle manner, allowing them to harvest loads of Faith and Fear without drawing any undue attention to themselves.

>> No.36429600

prove it then.

>> No.36429648

Nice try, if I posted evidence Yukari would spirit me away and put me in front of Rumia. You aren't fooling me Yukari!

>> No.36429690

your right about Gensokyo being real but you were wrong about me being Yukari. I am god not Yukari.

>> No.36429693

I have neither faith nor fear of gensokyo's inhabitants. I can't stand to lose, so I'll give it my absolute best to make it. I've struggled through seemingly impossible situations before, and I'll probably do it again.

>> No.36429730

kid your not going to make it.

>> No.36429794

i am god, also known as sans.

>> No.36430354

this thread is dead :(

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Very risky. Never impregnate a hag.

>> No.36444034

doesn't apply in gensokyo, don't worry

>> No.36447567

That's just for humans, relax

>> No.36447791

I'm making progress in life, and I'm lined up to achieve a personal goal. I think I'm doing fine.

>> No.36447873
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With that attitude you won't be able to reincarnate into gensokyo when you are judged before Eiki in the afterlife.

>> No.36450916

Wriggle likes what she sees.

>> No.36451595

Hag is an offensive term. They prefer to be called “Wenches”

>> No.36451638

It doesn't just increase the likelihood of down syndrome but autism as well.

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We have the tech to freeze eggs and sperm and use them later

>> No.36456286

You can, but your child will be autistic and suffer.

>> No.36456305

I want a Kokoro of my own.

>> No.36456546

Aren't old women who try to have sex with younger guys called cougars or something?
Would they enjoy being called that?

Instead of getting a Kokoro or a Koishi, you're way more likely to get a chris-chan.

>> No.36459137

ok boomer.

>> No.36459161

if gensokyo and Eiki are even real, witch there not.

>> No.36468847


>> No.36468850

>witch there not
Though there are witches in Gensokyo
Yeah but Chris-chan is the way he is because his parents were two massive tards.
Despite that, considering how mama Byakuren and papa Miko are constantly fighting over her custody and her best and only friend is the official queen of autism, Kokoro's future isn't looking too bright.

>> No.36469325

prove that gensokyo is real then, go ahed try.

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gap is smug.

>> No.36472443

you seem a bit out of it, pal, try taking it easy a bit.

>> No.36472477

says the person who believes Gensokyo is real.

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gap is hot.

>> No.36473302
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Gap is fertile

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gap is sad

>> No.36473799

remind me how this hag is the most powerful being in gensokyo? you have a 2hu that can stop/rewrite/erase/accelerate time and one that can kill anyone instantaneously, and then some retard who can can make little portals with eyeballs in them and maybe think hard

>> No.36473977

your just mad.

>> No.36474456

Oh no why is she sad?

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>> No.36480886

O-oh. I thought it would be something less… harsh.

>> No.36480931

Alright, you get to be a young (legal) girl in Gensokyo, but you HAVE to be under the care of one of Gensokyo's hags. Which hag do you pick? And how does it turn out?

>> No.36481148

>young (legal) girl
In other words, a hag. The only type of "legal" girl I'd accept being is an immortal loli.

>> No.36481477

Would you prefer her weeping be because her child is leaving the nest and going to college?

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Yukari would ensure her child goes to the very best university to ensure the vast superiority of her bloodline is flaunted well

>> No.36482392

At least she would still have a kid.

>> No.36486103
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Yukari has killed, eaten, or abducted thousands over the centuries at a minimum, and there is no indication she'd have any reservations about taking children
Countless families losing members without a trace
For once, Yukari would feel the pain she so happily inflicted on mortals without hesistation or remorse
People forget that she's a genuinely evil daemon, most deserving of the title "Monster"

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