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Yuuka my beloved hag

>> No.36325003
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>> No.36325353

So what friends do you guys think Yuuka the hag has?

>> No.36325380
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>>36325353
other hags like my mom Eirin

>> No.36325462

>>36325380
Eirin heals people. Yuuka beats them up.

>> No.36326428

>>36325353
None because she’s a violent crazy psycho sadistic bitch who commits wanton acts of genocide

>> No.36326843
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>>36325003
She's chosen (You).

>> No.36326935

>>36325462
Oh shit it's a conspiracy to get Eirin more money! Yuuka puts them in the hospital, they split the cash.

>> No.36326967

>>36325353
She’s friends with the Queen of Hags, Yukari, and the Queen of Fatties, Yuyuko.

>> No.36327030

>>36325353
I am her sex slave.

>> No.36327108

>>36325353
me (when I die and go to gensokyo)

>> No.36332219

>>36325353
>So what friends do you guys think Yuuka the hag has?
She had Elly and Kurumi. But they haven't been seen since they pissed off Yuuka one time...

>> No.36332238

create Yuuka OC

>> No.36333528
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>>36326843
Refusal is not possible, I presume?

>> No.36333901
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>>36332238
Be the change you wish to see in the world

>> No.36333985

>>36333901
I have! I posted them last thread, but other people should also channel their love for Yuuka into the physical world

>> No.36334465
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>>36333985
I wrote a 15000+ word fanfic around a year ago but nobody really seemed to like it that much so I haven't really felt like doing anything else. I enjoyed the project, but it feels like a waste of time to bring ideas in your head into the physical world if nobody except you even cares about the final product. The ideas in my head are vivid enough as it stands anyways.

>> No.36334488

>>36334465
is there paizuri in it

>> No.36334567

>>36334488
Yes

>> No.36339644

>>36334465
Link?

>> No.36339984

keep your garbage sex fantasies to yourself.

>> No.36340325
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>>36334465
Should've been a dialogue for one of these era games, baka

>> No.36341856

>>36333528
A man may not see the wonderful path ahead of him yet.

>> No.36341894

>>36339644
Every time someone asks for a link I give it just for me to wait weeks for feedback to no avail. I’m sorry but I’m done with this and I need to move on. If you dig hard enough you could probably find it in the archives.

>> No.36341969

>>36341894
Lol.

>> No.36342049

>>36326967
Your being very mean to 3 of Gensokyo's 17 year olds! Apologize or the other 3 17 year olds might beat you up and make you apologize to them!

>> No.36347437

>>36341894
B-b-but paizuri...

>> No.36352349 [DELETED] 
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>>36340325
I didn't know about the era games at the time. A shame.

>> No.36362432

>>36325353
None.

>> No.36370093

>>36341894
Literally just use the archives. It wasn't that long ago.

>> No.36374415

>>36362432
None? That can't be right. Surely Yuuka has at least one friend right? One person, any person! Youkai, god, even human would count!

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>>36374415
Nope, she's totally alone. She even gets pity invitations from kappas pretty regularly.

>> No.36374990

>>36374946
That's very sad, hopefully Yuuka's situation improves someday!

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>>36341856
There's no more loyal and loving wife than a youkai

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>>36374415
>>36374946
>>36374990
There's only room for one friendless loser in Gensokyo.

>> No.36394489

>>36334465
I mean, yeah, I feel it too but what can we do about it anyway?

>> No.36394918

>>36390701
Not now Alice, everyone is busy pitying Yuuka for being a friendless weirdo. Shoo Alice!

>> No.36398848

I want Yuuka to peg me

>> No.36398991

Yuuka is to freaky for my tastes

>> No.36399512

>>36398991
What’s your favorite touhou?

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36400535

That one time Yuuka didn't kill someone for insulting her...

>> No.36400823

>>36400535
I insult her all the time and I'm just fine

>> No.36401342

>>36399512
Eirin, and Orin.

>> No.36406152
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Yuuka is a very careless woman during summers

>> No.36406177

>>36401342
are you me? Those are my 1st and 2nd faves.

>> No.36406557

>>36406177
Maybe anon.

>> No.36406569

>>36406152
Yo, hag... Stop being lazy like Yukari...

>> No.36408742

>>36406152
This is why I chose to become an AC repairman

>> No.36415647

Yuuka's acting strange
https://twitter.com/YBpost/status/1433338915134476289

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>>36323429
Every minute of every hour, I'm hungry for the sunflower

>> No.36416270

>>36406557
Who's your 3rd favorite? Mine's Alice.

>> No.36416654

has anybody bought and played this here
yet
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1727000/YuuYuu_Jiteki_no_Yuukarin/


(Is it really $16 worth of gameplay?)

>> No.36429861

>>36415654
I want to show Yuuka how much I love nature

>> No.36429967

>>36323429
I want her to beat up my testicles

>> No.36429973

>>36429967
Yuuka is actually nice and wouldn't do such a thing

>> No.36430021

>>36323429
Yuuka is still young and not a hag. She can still keep up with the younger kids, like, in bed and stuff.

>> No.36431642

>>36430021
I bet a hag is behind this post

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>>36415647
She's stalking her prey.

>>36416654
I bought it from the author's booth when it came out but haven't had the time to play, just like with dozens of other games. And yes, I'm strongly convinced it's worth it.

>>36430021
Especially with the younger kids.

>> No.36435784

>>36416654
I bought it on steam and I'd say it's really worth it, art and animations are nice and varied for different occasions and settings, nice moveset that lets you play with air movement that is gonna be important in later stages and great bgm and sound effects. Downsides could be that even the normal difficulty is a tad hard if you're not that used to platformers but honestly I find it challenging, also checkpoints are kinda rare. Still, great game, all Yuuka lovers should get it.

>> No.36438637

>>36435784
It really looks good. I'll have to get it eventually.

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>> No.36446395

>>36323429
I want her to put me in a humbler and punch me really hard.

>> No.36447514

>>36446359
no, give me money hag
kiss won't put food on the table

>> No.36448287

>>36447514
Constant direct contact with youkai can turn you into a youkai. A kiss would speed this up. And if you became a youkai you wouldn't need food (probably)!

>> No.36449817

>>36446395
But why

>> No.36450057

>>36448287
wouldn't a long hug work better? it's probably just a kiss on the cheek anyway

>> No.36450252

>>36450057
A kiss is an incredibly intimate gesture, even if just done platonically. Things like that are powerful.

>> No.36450325

>>36450252
a kiss from yuuka would be like a kiss from that one weird aunt that pecks you on both cheeks against your will as a child

>> No.36452413

>>36450325
You're gonna make Yuuka cry with comments like that

>> No.36453127

>>36452413
i'm sorry, even if she is a hag i don't want to make a 2hu cry. how can i make it up to her?

>> No.36456879
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>>36453127
Offer cake

>> No.36459434

>>36416270
the inchling

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>>36456879
Yuuka has had enough sweets, hasn't she...?

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>>36460891
my motherwife Yuuka is so soft

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>>36456879
i offered cake
this displeased the hag

>> No.36461054

>>36460958
That's because you reminded her how no one goes to her birthdays

Even Alice can at least pretend to have guests with her dolls

>> No.36461073

>>36461054
i can't believe anon set me up
now i have no money as i spent everything on that huge cake and she just smashed it

>> No.36461356

>>36460947
Squishy Yuuka

>> No.36461637

>>36461073
Try asking Yuuka if she has any job openings as a househusband.

>> No.36461737

I want to have at least 8 children with Yuuka

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>>36461637
t-thanks

>> No.36463811

I want to marry her...

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>>36461737
It's a start.

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How does one go through the effort of drawing art like this without even bothering to check if her eyes are the right color
Fucking ruins these pictures completely, her eyes are beautiful deep maddening passionate rubies not orange fanta

>> No.36470680

>>36470551
Artists?

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>>36323429
PLZ no bully Cirno
wait what are you doing?
can i have one?

>> No.36471038

>>36470941
My dream is for a stronger even more sadistic youkai to give Yuuka a taste of her own medicine

>> No.36471405

>>36471038
>My dream is for a stronger even more sadistic youkai to give Yuuka a taste of her own medicine
Yukari in that Diisuke doujin.

>> No.36471931

>>36471405
That was more just friendly teasing and it ended up benefitting her if anything

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>>36470551
You need to check your display's color profile, anon. Or your eyes. And use a pipette / color picker tool. And be less of an autist.
The color range in the picture is alright. Also, if you didn't know, environmental lighting can completely shift the perceived hues, value, and saturation of different colors.

>> No.36473892

>>36449817
pain in sexual organs = pleasure when doled out by a hot girl

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>>36470551
I don't think it's a big deal.

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>>36473731
Don’t gaslight me like that anon

>> No.36477164

How does Yuuka feel about being one of the oldest in Gensokyo?

>> No.36480800

>>36477164
Nigga what she ain't. Eirin has been around since the dinosaurs.

>> No.36480815

>>36480800
>one of

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>>36477145
Ah, yeah, those infallibly objective danbooru taggers that can't reliably tag cosmetics when they are present, yet tag them in their absence, have extremely fluid image quality standards, and cannot tell apart hair and eye colors like brown and black or blue and lavender or silver...

>> No.36481506

>>36481293
I don't doubt you're exceptionally qualified on digital optics but the vast majority of the population including myself would say her eyes are orange and even regardless of what color you want to call it, it looks wrong and ugly on her.

>> No.36482322

>>36481506
Those eyes are red you colourblind fuck

>> No.36482349

When I meet Yuuka in Gensokyo I'm going to stare at her eyes to make sure they are red.

>> No.36482358

>>36482349
She'd kill you long before you had the chance

>> No.36482374

>>36482358
She would be too embarrased to do anything until I finish my inspection and just walk away.

>> No.36482379
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How would Yuuka react if you accidentally called her mom?

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>>36481506
What's your sample size to make such claims? And no, it looks okay, but you do you.

>> No.36487216

>>36482379
Beat you up so bad you'd call her dad instead.

>> No.36493802

How does Yuuka celebrate cirno day?

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>> No.36493908

>>36473731
>>36482322
He's right, they are orange.

t. IPS monitor

>> No.36494197

>>36333901
I wish we have a drawthread like other boards

>> No.36494239
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36494239

I drew Yuuka

>> No.36494541

>>36494197
The original content thread can no longer take it easy here.

>> No.36494592

>>36494239
You should draw her with smaller breasts because they are not that big.

>> No.36497511

>>36470551
They go by the spectrum of red. The eyes aren't even correct to add.

>> No.36499328

>>36494239
Excited gardener.

>> No.36506656

imagine making her a mother

>> No.36506778

>>36506656
Do youkai hags make good mothers?

>> No.36506863

>>36506778
No, they’re vicious monsters who kill people for fun and Yuuka has the lowest human friendship level

>> No.36506904
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>>36506863
This, Yuuka's idea of a fun time is kicking little boys in the balls.

>> No.36506943

>>36506863
Sickly reincarnated hands made this post

>> No.36507067

>>36506863
>Yuuka has the lowest human friendship level
lies and slander

>> No.36507353

Yuuka is a yuuka

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>>36506778
Yuuka grand talent is caring for and nurturing new life
She'd be a better mother than any mortal ever could be

>> No.36507924

>>36506904
That's not the CBT smile
That's the "your children will have green hair" smile

>> No.36509284

>>36507924
Yuuka's going to hook me up with Hina? What a nice lady.

I'll be sure to let our kids call her Grandma Yuuka as she is a good family friend.

>> No.36510720

>>36506904
I want her to mercilessly stomp and squash my balls

>> No.36511948
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>>36509284
Yuuka is so nice for helping anon and Hina to find love.

>> No.36516593

>>36507891
This picture is so unfathomably cute

>> No.36519504

>>36507924
but my balls don't work anymore...

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yuuka is appreciated in every form and shape

>> No.36524174

>>36524169
I agree.

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I see you, Fritz.

>> No.36524752

>>36507924
Why would i impregnate Yuuka though. I have no reason to be around or be in her presence.

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>>36524169
Every form and shape?

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>>36524602

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36535164

H-Here, Anon. This is yours. I bought it for you, so just take it, okay?!

EH?! Of course I know it's not Valentine's day! D-Do you think I'm stupid?! JEEZ! I'm giving it to you today so that you wouldn't think it's a Valentine or anything! Because i-it's not! It says it is, but it's NOT! It's just a present! That's all! I saw it, and I bought it for you because I know how much you love chocolates.

The round ones in the center are really good. So try one. O-Open your mouth. ...I'm feeding it to you, you idiot! J-Just open your mouth!

See? Aren't they yummy? I can tell you love them, because you get that really cute look on your face when-- I-I-I-I mean--! I didn't... I-I-I was just kidding, Anon! JEEZ! S-Stop smiling like that! Just shut up and EAT!

...Sh-Shut up!

>> No.36535274

>>36535164
Yuuka needs to calm down a but and stop getting so worked up and flustered.

>> No.36535545

>>36535164
the cutest flower

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Yuuka the perverted ENF/exhibitionism fetishist who desperately comes up with contrived ways to expose herself to you!

-Yuuka lets you stay the night over, and walks naked in front of you, then pretends to be embarrassed and says that she forgot you were over!

-Yuuka showing you pics of her in skimpy workout gear, showing you a time period of her fitness progress! She casually slips in one pic where she is completely nude and facing the camera, with suspiciously hard nipples and pubes that look as if they're glistening with redness! She doesn't even acknowledge her nudity, though her face is bright red at that point and she has to take a "bathroom break"!

-Yuuka acts silly and tries on a hospital gown, and passes it off as a goofy joke when she shows you her bare butt sticking out from the back!

-Yuuka is desperate and horny and simply walks out naked in front of you! Yuuka standing directly in front of you with her hands on her hips, then saying "look at my boobs!" while giggling...followed by once again locking herself in the bathroom and making weird noises!

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>>36536290
>glistening with redness
I meant 'wetness' from Yuuka's cute sticky vaginal fluid!

Hags are extra horny!

>> No.36536339

>>36536290
>>36536317
hey, I now have a friend to skinny dip with

>> No.36536476

>>36536290
>>36536317
Yuuka is really lonely huh, is this what having no friends does to a hag?

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>>36535164
Yuuka you silly thing...

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>>36536544
>>36535274
>>36535545
>>36535164
Yuuka is a dork who keeps giving you chocolates in hopes that you'll reciprocate with sex!

>> No.36536776

>>36536729
I 'd glady do it but I need to hear her tell me that she loves me

>> No.36536794

>>36536729
How about a hug?

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36536842

>>36536776
Of course she would say that! But she might have tears in her eyes whens he does! And she's be sure to pull you in for a hug's basically just a face full of her soft milky boobies!

If you're going that route, then please be prepared to have cute fluffy handholding emotional lovesex with Miss Yuuka!

>> No.36536849

>>36326428
It’s called being Balkan

>> No.36536864
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>>36536842
Ah, sorry for me ESL-tier grammar and spelling there! I was too busy being horny over Miss Yuuka's milky boobs, painfully wide and thick hips and butt and cute pale painted-toenails feets!

>> No.36537079
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>>36536729
No sex before marriage Yuuka! Be mine till death do us part!!

>> No.36537268
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>>36537079
>Be mine till death do us part!!
She will, but she is a horny hag who NEEDS sex! You should give her some so she doesn't rip her hair out!

Huge horny happy hags!

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Share your Yuuka gyates anons

>> No.36537639
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>>36537577
always rember FEMDOM day

>> No.36537669
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>>36536729
So much effort, unrewarded

>> No.36538006

>>36537639
I want to hire a cosplay dominatrix that looks like Yuuka and will do cbt on me

>> No.36538241

>>36538006
Upload the video

>> No.36546813

Yuuka more like me need to puuka

>> No.36547016

Yuuka's cute and all, but I would just want to be her friend.

>> No.36547039

>>36547016
She doesn’t have friends either, just toys she plays with until they break

>> No.36547056

>>36326843
for what?

>> No.36547061

Why does Akyuu have such a grudge against Yuuka?

>> No.36547102

>>36547061
She’s just summarizing the reports she receives. There’s plenty of evidence that Yuuka is a sadistic genocidal bitch anyways

>> No.36547123

>>36547102
Her garden is fertilized by the flesh of millions

>> No.36550073
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>>36544269

>> No.36550099
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>>36550073
Fail

>> No.36550157

>>36547102
Actually there is literally no evidence to this being the case.

>> No.36550198

>>36547061
Akyuu is jealous that Yuuka can twist the necks of fairies with impunity.

>> No.36551900
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Lettuce hair

>> No.36552051
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>>36551900
i think those are cabbages Anon

>> No.36552205
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>>36551900
Yuuka hides among the letucce to ambush careless farmers and uppercut them in the balls.

>> No.36552255

I WANT TO TAKE MY ZERO TURN LAWN MOWER THROUGH HER GARDEN AND THEN SALT THE EARTH AFTERWARD

>> No.36552285
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>>36552255
t. Tenko

>> No.36552490
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>>36552205

>> No.36556130

>>36550099
Man i wish i were this happy.

>> No.36563800 [DELETED] 

>>36332238
I can't draw

>> No.36564156

I want Yuuka to torture me with an extremely cruel e-stim session

>> No.36565237
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>>36493908
Fun fact: the monitor is only one of several factors that make up your color perception when viewing an image on it. Neither the monitor I use nor my phone show them as what I'd call orange.

>>36494239
These breasts are the right size, you should always draw her like this.

>>36519504
You can watch us having lewd sex then.

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>>36565237
How do you like Yuuka's beautiful red eyes in this picture?

>> No.36565808

>>36565403
That's a different picture, and they're still mostly red
Go be an autist somewhere else

>> No.36566301

>>36565403
Pretty amber eyes.

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>>36552205

>> No.36568073
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>>36537639

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>>36568073

>> No.36568366

>>36568073
do you guys think Yuuka would find my 6cm penis cute?

>> No.36570609
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>>36536729

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>>36565403
Here I indeed find them orange, and if you, again, used a color picker on the image, you would find the palette used different.

>> No.36577622

>>36568366
Nah

>> No.36585258
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>> No.36594665

>>36585258
Human technology is still superior, Yuuka.
In Gensokyo, youkai are only superior due to their relations with humans.

>> No.36599704

Teasing Miss Yuuka and making her cum in her pants!

>> No.36600780
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Having a light conversation with Yuuka! Yuuka casually bringing up how she has masturbated to you in fantasies hundreds of times and wants to fuck your brains out and she can't take it anymore and her ovaries are about to pop!

>> No.36600792

Pulling down Yuuka's pajamas and undies while sleeps so I can take a photo of her massive green pubes for myself~

>> No.36601046

>>36552285
Tenshi-chan would never salt the earth of her garden!

>> No.36601289
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>>36600792
Giant Yuuka keeping you afterwards when she wakes up by placing you in her panties and getting entangled by her emerald pubes!

>> No.36601445

>>36323429
I want to sniff her feet

>> No.36605282
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>>36601289
I want Yuuka to keep me as a pet like that.

>> No.36605301

>>36536842
I want her to pop my left testicle and then laugh at me as I nearly pass out from pain and realization

>> No.36606584

>>36605282
God same. I have to wonder if she’ll treat her little human pets gently like her flowers, maybe some teasing about how she’ll eat them and do some licking to get them scared or bully them with her feet.

>> No.36606645
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36606645

>>36605282
I want to make Yuuka Kazami my beauitful wife and pet her

>> No.36611866
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36611866

You Anons are some horny individuals, what would Yuuka say if she saw the things you say in the internet? Very disappointed

>> No.36617649

>>36611866
Undoubtedly she would be confused and repulsed that there are people out there who actually want her to do terrible things to them along with the disappointment.
Good thing Gensokyo doesn’t have internet.
Or she’s real for that matter.

>> No.36617969

>>36611866
I don't horny post. I claim to hate all the 2hus and say rude things or express the awful things I'd like to do to them. I like them all though, it's just easier and more fun to be mean.

>> No.36618694

Damn, Yuuka's threads are really shitty.

>> No.36621488

>>36618694
Agreed, needs more CBT

>> No.36633340

>>36618694
I stopped reading them a while back, but it can't be that bad.
>>36446359
Wholesome.

>> No.36642191
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>> No.36654931

>>36642191
Yuuka doesn't quite know what to feel when a human tells her how sexually attractive she looks

>> No.36664595
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>> No.36664781
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>>36664595
I love maid yuuka

>> No.36665587

>>36664781
Maid Yuuka is cute, I do agree on that point.

>> No.36665664
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pornstar of gensokyo

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>> No.36665988

play the new yuuka game retards

>> No.36666000

Yuuka's cute... for something that would make a demon piss itself in fear.

>> No.36666117

>>36665830
woops wrong thread lol

>> No.36666775

>>36568366
>she will be the penis anon

>> No.36666903
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The bra 2hu.

>> No.36667042

>>36665664
I would definitely pay for her onlyfans

>> No.36667108

>>36665664
unititty

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>> No.36672626

>>36667501
Don't you think that shirt is a little small, Yuuka?

>> No.36672639
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Most beautiful smile in gensokyo

>> No.36684000

>>36677806
>in gensokyo
I disagree.
Yuuka has a nice smile however, so I agree there.

>> No.36684376

Everyone's Afraid.
The Meanest in Gensokyo,
Yuuka Kazami.

>> No.36684458

>>36684376
You should get that poem published in the Bunbunmaru! Spread the word about the scary youkai

>> No.36684490

>>36684458
Ugly rude loser
useless writer of bad lies
stupid retarded bird

>> No.36684527

>>36684490
This is extremely rude and slander what the fuck, why would you make something like this

>> No.36684690

>>36684527
Shut up Aya.

>> No.36684908

>>36684690
You shut up dumb idiot jerkface

>> No.36685951

>>36684908
Make me birdbrain!

>> No.36686261

>>36525482
yes

>> No.36686979

Meeting of good friends
Rain falls on the umbrella,
parasol folded

>> No.36693930
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>>36693930

>> No.36693985

>>36342049
Who are these other “17” year olds?

>> No.36694007

>>36686979
paizurizuri
paizuri among flowers
paizurizuri

>> No.36694252

>>36693985
Queen of medical assistance and intelligence, Eirin, Queen of kindness, compassion, and tolerance, Byakuren, and the Queen of charisma and romance Kanako!

>> No.36694318

>>36341894
Holy autism.
Did anyone found the link?

>> No.36694435

What do you think Yuuka cooks? I bet she could make a pretty good pasta.

>> No.36694622

Hormy hags craving throbbing young cock!

>> No.36694688

>>36694435
she cooks like hannibal

>> No.36694960

>>36334465
I liked the start before the sex scenes, but I felt once it did get to the sex scenes, they felt really out of character for her. I didn't finish it though, I got about 5 pages in, if I recall correctly.

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>>36694318
I think I have the .pdf of it, I never got around to reading it though due to pursuing the art of procrastination, among other arts. There was also an Umineko crossover that I did read and found lovely.

>>36694007
Sublime. Truly a pinnacle of modern English weeb poetry.

>>36685951
You want someone to improve your brain capacity to become comparable to a bird's? Is that even possible?

>> No.36699217

Green pubes

>> No.36699256

>>36699217
cute I want to graze on Yuuka's greener pasture.

>> No.36699261

>>36699217
I*m going to touch her grass!

>> No.36699451

>>36693930
>>36693971
Sweet sunflower

>> No.36708967

>>36323429
Goddess

>> No.36709069

>>36482379
Auntie Yuuka!

>> No.36720282
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>> No.36721366

>>36720282
Absolutely stunning weight loss

>> No.36726177

>>36720282
I wanna lick her navel

>> No.36726437

I want to spend the rest of my life helping Yuuka garden

>> No.36726526

>>36550099
Something about her here is a tad unsettling. Probably the too big and detailed mouth.

>> No.36736023
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Sowing the seeds
The birds and the bees
My girlfriend and me

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>> No.36751490

I kissed Yuuka

>> No.36751502

>>36751490
Lucky! What was it like?

>> No.36751589

>>36751502
Everything I dreamed of, and more.

>> No.36751609

>>36751589
Can you tell her I said hi?

>> No.36751628

>>36751609
Yeah, I'll tell her after we're done gardening.

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Prepare it.

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>> No.36789988

What is the best way to beg Yuuka for forgiveness after she overhears you call her an old hag?

>> No.36790264

>>36780589
You're gonna get milked.

>> No.36792553

>>36789988
She does not look like the easily forgiving type. But if I had to guess or at least try, offering to help with her gardening might be one way.

>> No.36792568

>>36789988
Why would you ever call Yuuka an old hag? She is a beautiful mature woman.

>> No.36792733

>>36765566
POV you are an innocent fairy minding your own business in the wrong field

>> No.36796815

>>36792733
She would definitely torture them first before killing them instead of giving them a quick and painless death by shotgun

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>> No.36803318

I’d like to wreck up her sunflower fields with Tenko.

>> No.36806891
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36806891

>>36694318
I did, it's not that far back in the archive

>>36341894
Converted to epub, will read during the week but I too am versed in the art of procrastination so don't wait up.

>> No.36806921

God I love Yuuka

>> No.36808878

I want Yuuka to grab my scrotum in her fist and dig her fingernails into me as she stares into my eyes and watches me squirm

>> No.36811752
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>> No.36831661

>>36736023
Your girlfriend is old.

>> No.36831862

>>36811752
Please don’t step on me Ms. Yuuka…

>> No.36843592

>>36323429
too old.

>> No.36849450

>>36415654
lel yuuka ain't real.

>> No.36853797

>>36849450
Good, my balls are safe then

>> No.36853840

>>36849450
You ruined the Yukari thread, don't ruin another one.

>> No.36855297

>>36849450
I don't know where they come from. It seems highly unlikely that they evolved naturally into what they are now - impossible, given what we know about evolution. Perhaps they are some kind of bioweapon, created millennia ago by madmen for some long-forgotten war. If so, I suspect that their creators soon came to regret their creation. Or perhaps they come straight from the warp. Possibly the Lords of Chaos themselves cast them out because they were too unpleasant.

>> No.36859658

>>36853840
I already did faggot.

>> No.36859668

>>36811752
foot fetishes do not belong on this thread.

>> No.36859700
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>>36849450
You're not real.
>>36859668

>> No.36859706

>>36849450
This is why condoms exists.

>> No.36859712

>>36859700
if i'm not real then how am I posting and second of if you have a foot fetish you should die.

>> No.36859730

>>36859706
condoms exist to stop weebs like you from being born.

>> No.36859740

>>36849450
>>36859712
These are my posts btw Yuuka is very cute and I am being held at gunpoint by Akyuu to post otherwise please save me and also please disregard my future posts they are made under duress

>> No.36859741

>>36751490
you cant kiss someone who is not real kiddo.

>> No.36859759

>>36859740
imagine pretending o be me.

>> No.36859762

What kinds of hugs would Yuuka give?

>> No.36859764

>>36859759
also dusttrust is hotter than Yuuka and Akyuu.

>> No.36859780

>>36859762
hugs that don't exist.

>> No.36859998

>>36859730
Don't repeat what I just said you dumb shit and don't ever reply to me again you failed abortion.

>> No.36860114

>>36859762
death by hug

>> No.36860157

>>36859762
A knife to the back as she laughs watching your innocent expression of contention turn to howling pain and the anguish of being betrayed

>> No.36860179

>>36860157
Akyuu why do you hate Yuuka so much? She is not an evil youkai! She is friendly and lonely!

>> No.36860184

>>36859998
I just replied faggot and unlike your weeb ass a was planed. yuuka is a useless hag like your a useless little shit.

>> No.36860191

>>36860179
i'm not (Akyuu) you (small shot).

>> No.36863854

>>36859658
>>36849450

>>>/vt/

>> No.36866562

>>36863854
I ain't going leaving pal also yuuka is just a shitty vegan.

>> No.36866659

>>36866562
shes actually a bloodthirsty carnivore. the sooner you decide to stay in /vt/ the better

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>>36860157
God, I wish she did that to me.

>> No.36867308
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Yuuka is the cutest when she is hard at work in her garden.

>> No.36873777

cute flower

>> No.36875828

>>36866659
well I guess her not being real is good news.

>> No.36879577
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>>36873777
CUTEST!

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