Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

She sees your high sperm count.

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[Anonymous No.]

F-Firefoxbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058
Dumb vampire she is not charismatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058
her mouth is open, does she want to drink my semen then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413078
Works on my machine.
No seriously how about you mess with your useragent or something instead of constantly bitching, because it’s obvious that most Firefox users can post just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413175
very cute greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

Gluttonous girls are cute. What monster girls are gluttons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413212
jabbers, (you) as an alp, Beelzubs, and your wifes fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413212
I hate this fat bitch so much

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna live in a castle with a bunch of horny vampires

[Anonymous No.]

mint choco slime
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92477487
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92477521

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413293
>>36413240
How rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413187
She's such a cutie I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413212
I think all monsters are gluttons for their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>greedy dragon girls with abandonment issues

[Anonymous No.]

Ko_o__

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413343
I only speak the truth for that is all I am able to speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413457
More

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413174
Oddly, I wasn't firefox-image-banned when the initial comments came on but a day or so later I was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413240
I'll never be an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413464
>>>/vt/ and stay there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413343
Youmu literally slaves away every day cooking food for this fat fuck that doesn’t even need to eat so yuyuko is basically spitting in the face of every organism that actually needs food to survive while poor youmu is worked to death not to mention she killed herself like a fucking bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413527
>I'll never be an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

cow goes moo and milks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413541
Yuyuko is a hungry ghost though! And it's fun to feed her! I'm sure Youmu recognizes this!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413606
Does the perfect maid let mastah drink too much or does she cut him off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413642
That guy is me every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413642
Oopsie, didnt mean to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413642
maid makes mastah addicted to her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413647
Your meido is worried about you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413457
>>36413480

[Anonymous No.]

babysitting bratty hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413452

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413550
It's true, I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413715
You're less of a "sitter" and more of a distraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413212
Yuyuko-sama is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413717
>>36413452
goddamn, the foxes have been eating good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413734
So THAT'S where all the shrine donation money is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413538
No. She is still a cute dog girl, which is relevant to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413715
>Hey Anon? We appreciate you babysitting our girls but....is it me or are they looking a bit 'rounder' than normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413746
a shrine maiden's job is tough after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413761
Twitch streamers are not thread relevant and you're pathetic for donating your life savings to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413715
I prefer being babysat by overbearing older hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413829
I agree, I need a big hellhoung oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413776
It doesn't help that they're carrying around 50+lbs of titty.
...which probably means they're all much stronger than they look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413829
>big loner hellhound gets overly attached to you so you have to babysit her so she doesnt get sad anf lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413777
They aren't Twitch streamers, they're cute anime girls, and the one I'm posting is a cute anime dog monster girl, and they're entertaining to watch. Who needs to donate.

[Anonymous No.]

MOLEST_BEANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413964
Beans molest you

[Anonymous No.]

A maid is still a maid, even if she's not as...mobile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413964

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414019
Wendimaid's winter responsibilities involve keep her warm with blankets and making sure she has a hot chocolate dispenser at all times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414019
Or if she has a little trouble getting through doorways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414030
Sounds more like the servant being served, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414031
Head kiki has her work cut out for her getting all these new maids trained up to serve her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414048
that is a NOBLE and REFINED WIGHT, she will NOT STAND FOR THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414048
head kiki maid is cute
she may not be the most tallest, or strongest, or even bustiest, but she keeps those other maids in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414038
During the summer months Wendimaid needs help too, she needs a kiddie pool filled with ice to cool down and someone to clean her coat when it gets stained with grass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414061
She doesn't look very noble or refined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414048
Some maids need more help than others

[Anonymous No.]

Blogposty as fuck being simply being told "do better" as criticism for a story in a circle of friends is a bigger kung fu kick to the drive to do shit than waking up next to a Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

would you hug an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414177
I'd hug an alp while giving her the roughest mating press of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414165
Need new friends brudda

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414134
All maids are perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414165
'friends'
>>>>Friends
Seriously, fuck those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

how can I get (gently) raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414189
that's gay
alps are gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
Walk into Yeti territory and talk about how cold it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414234
arouse a snake in hibernation

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
cry about how lonely you are and how you want a monster to cuddle you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413985
SUBMIT

[Anonymous No.]

mouse butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
an alp will do it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
ask the shy monster under your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414224
Hey, if you don't like monster pussy, that's fine. Just means more for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413296
Imagine them fighting over who gets to drink your blood first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414436
Alps used to be male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414165
Lmfao, you can probably get better help from /wfg/ on /trash/ than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
Act hurt and vulnerable, say outloud that you need to be protected

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414199
Why not just stop being friends with them then?

[Anonymous No.]

Help, my monster gf is sad due to the fact that I can lift way more than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414215
Hug a hellhound and ask her to protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413777
Why do people keep thinking they're anything like western streamers when they aren't? They produce more original content, and are a lot closer to the Vocaloid and Utaite artists that /jp/ was all about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414491
And you used to be a baby. So anyone who fucks you is a toddlercon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414549
the only content i've had the displeasure to witness is thumbnails of anime styled avatars playing video games.
if it's pretending to be something different i don't see the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414165
Do better then faggot and fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

which monster would most likely have nice plump and thick lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414693
ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413308
being caught by a monster's hair is nice, slime or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413175
This worm with the hat is making me consider

[Anonymous No.]

stupid 'core

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058
It's 11 PM, do you know where your children are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414803
I don't have kids? I am 20 so I ain't a kid either

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414803
they are in my wife, waiting to be fertilized

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414693
Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414846
why?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414877
nononoNONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414869
OH NO NO NO NO ELFBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the monster girl equivalent of the THX logo that appears before the actual movie starts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414849
they're flat, so that's the only thing they have going for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414639
>I don't know anything about it but I hate it
based retard

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no bogey to wake up hugging

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414941
such is the wisdom of age.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK MONSTERS AND FUCK 'EM WELL. TRAIN TO FUCK FOR LIFE IS TO FUCK AS HARD YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days I'll be able to post cute rabbits.

The kind with southern accents!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy and sleep with big muscle maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414884
Silly elf, everybody knows that you can't beat the ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415049
I appreciate you

[Anonymous No.]

Fox ass before I go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415156
Big fluffy tail is the perfect centerpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36414891
XXX

[Anonymous No.]

Must. Not. Breed. Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415499
Good thing they have a dogshit fertility stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>momimomi

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415499
so what's your guys poorly thought out oc lilim occupation?
mine's the lilim of interior design

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413642
tricksy maids don't cut off their mastah, but for his own good they make his cutoff-point drink a knockout
mastah can only wonder how he manages to black out on only X servings and never has a hangover in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
lilim of social non-awkwardness

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058
ESPOSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416435
>s-so... umm....
>yeah, ha ha
>do you ever uhh...
>do... you know... yeah...
>the blushing fidgiting mess of lilim sitting in front of you tries to grab her drink
>she fumbles the cup and spills it on you
>freaks out and tries to help you clean it up
>knocks over your drink too
>tears up
>tries to run out of the restaurant
>slips on the spilled soda, faceplants into the tile
>yelled at by the owner for trying to leave without paying
>tears and blood from her nose running down her face as she bolts for the door
>tries to push the pull door, trapped for a few seconds while she tries to figure it out
>watch her as she flees across the street, almost getting flattened by a car as she blindly runs across the crosswalk
>trips on the opposite curb
>you get a text from one of her sisters who set the date up, asking how it's going
>tell her you can't wait for the second date

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415859
I want... I want wolf milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416435
I wanna facefuck Druella.
I wanna facefuck her so hard that the only noise coming from her mouth is her slurping on my dick, choking on my dick, cum, and her spit, and swallowing of my cum and her spit. I'm gonna inject myself with manticore venom, so that she's overwhelmed with cum. Even if she looks up at me with begging eyes to stop, I'm gonna keep fucking her face

Druella will be forced to marry my dick

[Anonymous No.]

How do I deal with the trolls on my fitness social media who always just leave messages of “Built for hellhound pussy” and other variations of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416517
have you tried fucking a hellhound? I'm sure it would help

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416517
Link them to your onlyfans where you show videos of yourself fucking Hellhound brand onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416517
You JUST know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416517
wear a dragon flute necklace

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416517
I think you should ask to meet all of them IRL in a closed space so that you could talk it out, they'll probably understand what is bothering you and maybe you'll even get a few friends out of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416685
WHAT do they know!? They never say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416517
>>36416685
>>36416754
The Hellhound Hoodlums

[Anonymous No.]

I bet monster girls love playing strip poker as soon as there's a guy playing with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416865
I bet they’d also try to give you a foot/pawjob under the table to distract you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
Christmas Lillim, basically MGE Santa

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416865
Even alps?

[Anonymous No.]

What would amazons post on 4monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413343
Jiggling bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417046
Spoilers cause it's barely monster related

[Anonymous No.]

New comm
Love my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417046
>If your man does any work outside of the house, you might as well accept that he's cucking you.
>Might as well get a bicorn if you're gonna let him do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415049
I wish there was a muscle Shog I could post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417189
>"I will not have sex with big ladies."
>"Just for that, you're having sex with the large women, then the beautiful women, then the petite women, then the large women again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417262
That's because shogs have no muscle. They're all goop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417282
You know what I mean, they can still achieve the aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
NEET lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417282
im pretty sure they can compress themselves, compressed fluids are just solids

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417293
It's the hard work that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416499
Lilim mouthpussy is very powerful. You think your mind will survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413078
use ungoogled chromium
firefox lost its original purpose once the jews took over and added spyware

[Anonymous No.]

I want to romance this angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417426
Shoggy works hard to please her Mastah, that's what counts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417749
Is she fallen?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon! How about some Philippe Druillet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417293
Perfect for being trapped inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418429
Mastah is going to get shog'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417258
Fat snek and smol sneks

[Anonymous No.]

I need a mindflayer gf, where can I find one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418913
The Underdark is the place to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418947
do I just find a wurm tunnel and keep walking until I find the underdark or can I just dig all the down?

[Anonymous No.]

>ah mister anon just the man I wanted to see!
>you know, your wife kept prattling on about some "great kingdom" nonsense when I, uh, "persuaded" her to let me sit on her throne...
>so, I fixed her for you! Allow me to show you what this baby can do now. We'll go over every... Single.... Minute... Detail, together~
>hope your bed can handle the both of us now, "honey!". Ufufufu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418913
Just go to the underdark and ask for a psychologist

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418996
Cast feather fall and jump down

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418997
Nah, that's not my wife, My wives are a bunch of Khepri. You can keep her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419009
>casting feather fall like a pussy
>not using your downward slash to fall in style

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418997
I was just her pet human

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418997
At last! We can now live under a Grape Snake Dictatorship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418997
Time to murder a whore snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418947
>go to the underdark
>now have two dark elf mistresses
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418997
I was just about to enter to say I am quitting and am gonna start a holst farm far from here, but thanks. I am never coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419044
I always imagined it being the MGE version of Not!Vegas

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418947
what do I need to present to the gatekeeper when I get there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419118
There are no gatekeepers, it's just a series of tubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419122
>Wight criticized after calling the underdark "a series of tubes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419122
Ok, what about the laws, are there any that I need to know so I don't get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419149
Just stay out of the Dark Elf cities and Goblin Towns, it's pretty lawless territory out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419161
so how do I know where the flayers are at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419171
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419171
It's very far down. And they will probably find you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419171
look for cancer chuul

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419210
>>36419226
So just make enough of a racket that monsters come to see whats happening? I can do that

[Anonymous No.]

What would it be like having two flayer wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419278
I'm of two minds on the issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419278
Constant pleasure
ASMR
Maybe some spooky ancient evil abyss rituals
A lot of cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419278
why not three or four or even seven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
NEET that likes parasite slimes and experiments that make the 'good bits' on girls big.
She herself is flat and pear shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
lilim that larps as an seraphmin and has monster troops look like nuns and angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419509
Sounds kinda scary
>full on insatiable evil semen demons hidden behind divine and pure forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419278
>*squelch*
>spoken hearts
>lewd giggles
All you'd ever hear for the rest of your life
And the worst part is you're not even safe in your own thoughts
At the very least... YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419577
and they look exactly like what they are imitating

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419581
But I'm just a kid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419370
For some reason I can't even imagine having any other wives than the two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419122
>tubes
Space pirate MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

Onis stink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419603
the old tentacle in the ear, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419577
isn't that just angels without the pretext of holy words from god

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419614
Don't know what you're talking about, it's always been there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419592
Even more susceptible to being turned into a mindflayer worshipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419654
>>36419654
whats good, ass or titties?

[Anonymous No.]

Marry both the kiki and the shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419606
>Space Outlaw Anon
>Dragon Commander
>space pirates
Space sounds pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419606
>the hunter is a male!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419712
I will be the space merc with a mouth, as long you paying, I'll do anything

[Anonymous No.]

Traveling with Pharaoh-sama, visiting all the continents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419676
Come to think of it, I've always love both equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419779
do you remember how you met your wives?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I trust angels? I mean know there suppose to be the good girls but something is always scary about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419889
trust no one, not even an angel sent to protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419889
Mating press first, ask questions later.

[Anonymous No.]

how monsters assert dominance without fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419889
Angels are completely thrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419823
No idea what you're talking about, we've always been married.
It's perfectly normal for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419931
I really want to see what the queen Holstaur looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419959
>A kingdom of cows and cow like monsters
I want to live there for the milk, no other reason whatso ever

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like flayers and veterans with ptsd would match up a lot.
Also a lot of those crazy abyss cultists probably need to be flayed. For their own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419974
If I ever get isekaid into MGEland I'm going straight there and finding the nearest farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420003
I'd go on a cow tipping spree

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420025
>pomf
>W-what are we going to do on the grass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420054
>>36420025
I'd even go all the way to royla palace and tip those royal cows just for the hell of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419778
Foreign girls from all over serving beer at Oktoberfest

[Anonymous No.]

Holstsaur saint

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420249
She had always wanted to experience Oktoberfest in not!Germany. It would be my first time seeing Pharaoh-sama absolutely blasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419959
Extra busty himedere

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419610
Say that to her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419959
extremly milfy monster who is the nicest person you have ever met, treating you like family

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420606
I can't when she is forcing me to eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420728
I bet she gives mindblowing hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420606
Unf, Akane always did things to me. Especially seeing those numbers next to her devilish smile.

[Anonymous No.]

What does she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420766
>be me, the youngest knight at 16 coming back from my first mission
>I am also the first knight to be sponsored by the queen herself
>I barely made it but I still did it
>As I enter the hall, I see the holst queen running to meet me
>I cower due to the fact that I was told not to get hurt at all or I will be punished
>I immediately kneel, putting my head onto the floor to ask for forgiveness
>She pulls me off the floor and hugs me, nearly sufocating me in her tits
>That wasn't hard to do due to the size of her tits, they were massive
>My head was placed right between them, I couldn't stop smelling her boob sweat
>I popped my codpiece due to the stimulation
>I was then scolded due to the fact that I got hurt when I was explicitly told not to
>Or something like that, I couldn't think of anything else other than the queens tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419959
>>36420728
I'm sure the queen is lovely, but I want to get close to her biggest, strongest, single Mino royal guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
>the lilim of interior design
Her house looked like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421102
Cute maus

[Anonymous No.]

What's the difference between rat girls and mouse girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058
I almost sneezed right now. Best Mamono to stop sneezing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421158
Size.
Mouse girls hate being called rats even though the difference is minimal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421183
rats are bigger than mice, is that all that makes the two different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421180
Consider Greenworms, they eat all the weeds around the house so the pollen and other allergens are gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421180
Shogs could make a facemask that is 100% breathable while filtering out the air and it even smells like shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421158
Both are very caring. I like to imagine that mice are good at housewife duties while the rats will drag you onto the street every night to have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421242
gonna wear a plague doctor outfit made of shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417258
Always enjoy seeing the types of families a waifufag would want with their wife

[Anonymous No.]

https://mangadex.org/title/1ecd7a5f-5854-4b40-9c1a-c5588f9e4c71/if-elves-existed-in-the-present-day

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421158
Mice have thinner tails that can have some hair, rats have thicker and hairless tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420967
Lilith's hugs still probably has the highest power level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421220
Baked worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

Warm comfy times with your nice little Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421315

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421340

[Anonymous No.]

>>36415859
These tengu are getting too soft.
Aren’t they supposed to be warriors or something?

[Anonymous No.]

"You should find more attractive and good guy than me. I'm not worthy to your kindness, love and your support . I don't deserve that you will give birth to my shitty genes. Don't have sex with me, don't bound your body and soul with me, don't ruin your future happy family life with such a filhty worm like me. My problems can't be fixed. Just let me die alone. This will be the only right decision in my life. Now go and find your happines"

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>>36421102
it's almost certainly some overdesigned mess. she spends most of her time retrofitting houses for newlyweds with special needs (wurm-proof house, mermaid in a landlocked area, making a feral type monsters house comfortable for both man and monster, etc) and runs a daytime tv show about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421450
What the hellhound hears
>"I desperately need love and I'm a good future husband"

[Anonymous No.]

kot says: stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to walk around the dark elf district in nothing but a collar until one of them takes me in as their live-in pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421513
it would do more good to dress like a male whore and trick on the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421486
He's shown concern for her future, which means he's compassionate, and has very low self-esteem, so he needs a lot of care and love to overcome it. She knows exactly what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421480
It's not her fault that mermaid chose the house with three bathrooms over the semi-aquatic beachfront house with two bathrooms

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to be the best male whore for monsters I can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421696
do you give them a discount on cuddling afterwards or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421756
thats free

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421513
>Where the fuck do you think you are going, human?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421816
Not brown enough for me, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen.
MGE Umbrella.

How would they fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421821
lick and suck the tailtip

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421837
it'd be a bunch of karakasa obake, for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421848
Cheshire-san please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421837
Well, MGE umbrellas are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421829
I'll guess the milfy brown dark elf soon-to-be matriarch would pick you up. Your tongue is going to be very busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421816
Please stab me with your sword you dirty knife ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421879
i'm going to tell her slavery is NG

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421879
Now we're talking. Sitting on my face, spitting in my mouth, treating me like a piece of furniture, showing me off to all of her other dark elf friends like a piece of antique silverware, using me like a pillow in bed.That's what it's about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421816
nowhere near you, you sweaty virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421879
fuck, she got me already, I can't help and not call her mommy by accident

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421997
I'm gonna get rich and go to the slave markets in the order boarder realms and go wife shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36421924
Please help her get out of her armor

[Anonymous No.]

You gotta train, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422032
no, I don't that virgin dark elf sweat on me, it would smell bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>36417258
>I'm six years old and I've already had enough of this bullshit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36418913
For the fifth time, you already have one. Go walk past the cafe so you can see her through the window and fall in love at first sight again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422081
I asked this 4 times already? I can't seem to remember anything

[Anonymous No.]

>keep reading fics
>all either end too quickly or go on too long and drop the ball on the ending
>feel unsatisfied
>read more to cope
>cycle continues
I just want some escapism bros, why is it so hard to find...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413642
A proper kiki would only serve you body shots.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I summon milf monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419712
>come out, Anon! I have you surrounded!
>Dragon Commander waits patiently, making sure her hair is in check and her scales are sharp
>there's nowhere for him to run this time
>going over her monologue in her head, she realizes it's been a while
>chalks it up to him being stubborn
>she'll make sure he's nothing but a puddle tonight for his insolence
>two hours later, still nothing
>no smart ass remarks, no threats of blasting everyone outside, no panicking...
>DC gets nervous, demands lava golem crewmate start melting open the doors
>blast door falls open, DC steps inside
>vent cover tossed aside on the opposite side of the room
>no outlaw
>engineer informs her that the tubes lead all over the ship, including to the hanger that his ship is impounded in
>DC asks why she didn't tell her that earlier
>engineer tells her she never asked
>contemplates throwing her out an airlock as she watches Anon's ship fly away

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422127
Be the change you want to see, anon! Write what you want to read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422203
Of course Dragon Commander did have the engineer Gremlins open half the screws in all those air-vents for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422127
Start writing or the art fairy mafia will break your knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422203
>dragon commander spends the next three days in her room eating gallons of space ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422028
t.fellow muslim

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422284
oh no, she'll be needing new bras and skirts in a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413715
>babysit bratty hellhound
>mesugaki act starts the moment you're alone with her

[Anonymous No.]

lolis are among the most untrustworthy monsters out there, second only to (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422284
>outlaw Anon pulls into his favorite asteroid dive bar a few weeks later to celebrate after a successful raid
>no sign of that bitchy dragon for weeks, life is good
>as he drinks, he notices someone in the corner
>a beautiful dragon, absolutely stacked in all the right places drowning her sorrows
>sits down in her booth
>she instantly loses her space-spaghetti
>Anon flirts with her for hours, invites her back to his ship
>DC gives a funny smile and tells him that she knew he couldn't resist her charms forever
>Anon realizes who he's talking to
>starts sweating bullets as he realizes he must choose between his pride and savaging his nemesis's doughy body

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422360
Pride doesn't allow me to molest it, but I can molest the DC

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
She works at a coffee shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419374
Veronica a CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36416033
she whores me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422423
>3.50
It was then I realized, the Lilim from the coffee shop was actually an 8-story crustacean from late Paleozoic era.
The Loch Ness monstah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422360
They've been dragging this show for years now. We all know they will fuck in the end, they kissed and flirted every second episode up till now. Also the actors are married for 4 years irl.

Can't believe they pulled Anon Cockson's "Jackass" off for this soap opera housewife bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422423
>plus tip
Sorry I'm from a first world country, we don't have that

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422360
to be fair how is he supposed to recognize her with her hair down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422469
The Ur-Quan plotline still hasn't been resolved though

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422292
>Scarred, terrifying motherfucker perusing the slave markets
>Spots an archanche chained up and looking a bit malnourished.
>Looks at her a bit before ordering she be brought to his place, handing over a hefty chunk of change.
>Slavers telling tales of horror about the man, about how he is a monster in human skin.
>Archane is still in chains when she is dropped off at the front of his manse and brought in by two armed guards.
>Finds herself brought to a changing room, handed some nice clothes and then ordered to head to the dining room.
>Its got a decent spread of meats cheeses, and the like on it with the man sitting at the other end of the table in fine clothes.
>There is an awkward moment as she takes her seat, a large pillow set at one end.
>After a bit the man speaks.
>"So....lovely weather we're having."

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422340
Depends on the species.
Loli demons/devils/foxes? Deviousness is the name of the game.
Loli kikis/weresheep/owl mage? Their intentions are pure. Unless you’re feeding them ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422535
Is that how fanfiction works in the MGE world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422175
>you have to marry all three

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422599
THREE FOR ONE SPECIAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422193
Just have them summon you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422175
>>36422599
>one gets pregnant before the others
>have to deal with the other two pestering you for a daughter of their own while the pregnant one acts insufferably smug
>they all call the baby THEIR daughter when it's born, insisting that since they're all part of the same monster that it counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422558
Wrong. Stusies have shown that loli foxes are among the most reliable of all mgs. Just ask all those men they have married

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422631
I want to marry a monster that conducts research. Imagine the stussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422631
>Studies
is the researcher a fox herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422609
how does that happen? are there any rules like I become their slave or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422490
You dare not tip a lilim? She could make your coffee way too hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422649
Well it has been published under the name 'DefinitelyNotFox' so I strongly doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422709
I also have the feeling that she is from the cunniveristy, well known for making studies that make lolis look the best by using data

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422589
Possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422698
>how does that happen?
shitposting on 4monster
>are there any rules like I become their slave or something
Of course you become their slave/familiar. You might like it though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Movie night with spooder

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422631
>all those tails
That ain't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423033
Every night is movie night with spoder

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423054
best to keep that to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422469
anon the betting pool for the show is larger than several small nations, a small recession is expected when things wrap up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422469
Must be downright strange seeing recurring actor couples in mge television.
>Magical dragon girl show except anon plays the villain while Dragon Commander is the part time schoolgirl/full time magical girl with a heart of gold
>Exact same hinting at a relationship to keep the show going except this one is targeted towards younger girls
I actually know nothing about magical girl shows so I have no idea what the tropes are beyond superficial memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423092
no, I'll tell the world to look out for loli foxes with more tha-

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a magiacal boy fighting for love and justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423151
>We warned you... but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get aroused by women without horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423213
i really like em on slimes for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423235
>slimes with horns
>no slime in pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423249
just musing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423235
Holy fuck how are you even supposed to kiss that poor thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423271
thats why she still a virgin after 8000 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423235

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422459
Imagine trying to explain the concept of prehistory to a monster from a world where nothing like that exists.
>"The DL has been in charge for 1000 years, so you take a thousand and multiply it by 100 to get a hundred thousand, then you multiply that by 10 to get a million. So the dinosaurs were around for 160 million years and went extinct 65 mya, that period was called the Mesozoic. Before that was-"
>Succ's eyes have glazed over and wonders how much more she can endure before the aphrodisiacs she spiked anon's drink with kick in
>Zombie dragon stares at anon in rapt fascination not because she understands what he's saying but because she likes listening to his voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423235
The only issue with this art-wise is that they look like they've been photoshopped in behind her head but if you were to do actual horned anatomy it would come off as grotesque. I'm sure actual mgs would have a way around that like they would with the argument about animal eared girls having four ears or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423332
you just described what I would I talk with monsters if I was summoned, hope I would be summoned by some nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423332
i want a slime who's existed since the cambrian explosion and thinks nothing of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423441
now that sounds like a monster that I would love to hear stories from

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423332
Let me talk about them spinosauridae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423370
Horns in the classic succ/demon sense would come out as a part of the skull somewhere in the area above the ears, so yeah the artist kinda fucked up by putting it behind. It just looks weird. He also fucked up the perspective, if the girl turns her head the horns also move since it's a part of her skull.
I also like the oni style ones where they come from above the forehead around the hairline. I really like KCs approach of the demon's for example with the sharp multiple points, as it ends with a red tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423673
in his defense horns can be asymmetrical

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to a dumbdead that it's too hot, she's too hot, in both ways, and I don't want to cuddle too closely

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423735
accept your fate, dragon slayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423735
nothing better on a hot day than cooling undead flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423768
there is, it rhymes with ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423786
What does mice dream have to do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423332
>haku starts humping your leg with lust in her eyes, as you get to sylurian
>tears your pants off and violently rapes you before you even finish paleozoic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423786
Dairy Queen would enjoy an ice cream bar on a cold, snowy day

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423441
>you will never talk to an amazon at the bar for hours about anomalocaris
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423853
>not dodging the horny cow so you can keep talking

>"I NEED YOU ANON!"
>"shush woman, I'm getting to the good stuff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423939
>you contiune dodging the haku but more come
>you keep speaking and when you stop, you managed to attract a 1000 hakus and make them cum from information overlaod

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423965
>cum from information overlaod
is that what happens to hakus that go to school? poor kiki janitor has to clean it up every class

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423999
yup, they also get off to teaching others new things

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolves > Vampires
STR > DEX
Brick > Wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424133
what is my teacher telling me to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424152
Button your shit, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424239
I don't wear shirts because they are stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422558
Saying a loli Demon or Dark Mage was a "little devil" would be appropriate, but extremely confusing since Devil is also the name of an another monster race.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I acquire the tiny bag of gold around a tanuki's neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424091
desu a vampire has a far greater level cap and scaling than a werewolf, doggos are good early to mid choices and they shine in that little area of theirs while vampires are mediocre early and early-mid way but shine late game with all the buildup they have, thralls, servants, resources, etcetc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423892
Is this Amazon an evanescence fan?

[Anonymous No.]

I slap my cursed gun when I reload it but I hear it moan, is that normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424343
>here, watch this video
>amazon just watches Anon start jamming out to a shitty montage of low res shrimp jpgs
>realizes that this guy might need a mindflayer before she could take him home

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424456
She's self lubricating.

[Anonymous No.]

Sloppy drunk sex>lame sober sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419370
your brain only has two lobes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36419610
>>36420606
She fucking stinks and we should take a bath together to fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422127
Read this one recently, good and long enough to enjoy a couple of nights of reading unless you try to binge read it
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=guilty-x-creatures-dark-elf-arc-chapter-1

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to reach the demon lord without getting a waifu without glitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424765
be prepared to eat dirt because you need to dodge roll the whole way there so you can't get attacked or grappled

[Anonymous No.]

What a nice picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424792
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424765
Just exploit alchemy and chug a few level 9999 potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422628
>the other two try to overcompensate and spoil the daughter to the mother's dismay
>the daughter knows she can get away with anything if she puts them against each other
>she becomes incredibly bratty because of it and ends up as kind of a punk
>one day when she doesnt get what she wants she pouts so hard that ends up blurting "you are not my real mom" on accident to the other two
>she immediately regrets it
>she is never the same after that
>no one wants to tell you what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423725
yeah, but my autism doesn't let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere monster girl hears the object of her affections saying a woman's name a lot
>He needs to spend more time with her, she's temperamental, etc
>She's beside herself with rage
>She's going to find this whore and butcher her
>At the peak of her anger, she learns he's talking about a car

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424826
>the car is actually cursed and is female

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423146
imagine every movie being spoiled the second you see both actors because they always get together no matter what roles they play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424841
>she is yan too
>she cant wait to feel his hands on her steering wheel
>to drive him away from all those WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424804
What does that do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424857
Just picture it anon
>enough health to casually swim in lava
>stamina that can last month's
>several megatons worth of mana
those monsters won't stand a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>mge gets an anime
>its just another generic isekai

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424855
>the car was a junker that was about to get crushed
>anon saved right in the nick of time
>has been slaving day and night for a year to get her back up and running
>also turned her into a damn fortess on wheels complete with machine guns and all the other weapons to make tanks to become green with envy
>The car became yan due to the love and attention that Anon has given her, a piece of scrap

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424855
Fake, women can't drive. Even in Amazon countries the men have to do all the driving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424939
If they can handle manual it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

does slavery exist in mg lands?
if so do mg enslave humans or each other?

[Anonymous No.]

It's dangerous if she's swaying them around so much, better use your hands to restrain them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425080
why not my mouth on her nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425085
Wouldn't she eventually realize what you're up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425180
then why is she swinging her tits around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425196
Trying to catch the coin maybe, she's a poor fuck afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any laws against me going into a tentacle forest and bridal carrying a tentacle girl out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425230
im going to wear an oversized shirt that says "molest me please" when I enter that forest wearing nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425230
not particularly but they are timid so you'll probably need some bait, lure or trap else they will flee

[Anonymous No.]

nudibranch are underrated cuties

[Anonymous No.]

Men belong trapped in the tails of ancient evil foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425262
>Anon tries to get molested by tentacles
>Tentacles don't touch anon cause he isn't an alp
>Tentacle girls are too shy to touch anon cause they never pleased a man before

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425374
I am going to the sea to get molested then

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425370
no, they deserve t be molested by monsters with multiple arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425370
Ancient evil foxes belong trapped in seals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425453
>>36425370
Ancient evil foxes are made to be freed from their prisons and then ignored, their pride wont let them do evil until you stop ignoring them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425507

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425507
sounds more like a cat than a fox

[Anonymous No.]

you get free room, board, and food from a monster but she gets to molest and do whatever she wants to you, she is a very handsy kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425531
a cat would just ignore you, a fox is curious and inquisitive, you wont be able to leave her mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425507
I can't ignore them anon, that would be too cruel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSU1W0ZUmQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425546
>pic is unaged
Here, I fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.]

That's not the face of mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425566
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425590
no problem, old and fox go together like peanut butter and jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425566
Un-age edit is one thing, but I cringe whenever I see the rewritten dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425546
that rewrite is too cringe inducing, please delete it from your folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425617
>>36425619
Don't take it seriously and have some fun anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425453
10/10 would gently and lovingly eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425453
if you took off only the seal in her mouth, what would be the first thing she would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425643
>"Fuck you!"
>put it back on

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425643
probably something in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425667
>tfw ywn be the stupid foreigner that got an ancient evil wife due to being stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425643
>""Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" "

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425453
>Taking off all talismans
>Immediately killing myself from handgun
What a nice trolling of rest humanity, i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424677
>give me one reason, only one reason not to get rid of your sister, just one
fuck that shit hits hard. I thought it was going to just be lewd shit

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/Ar0A3sauIK
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 84. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/NyNtEpGY

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425777
i was a little disappointed he didn't give a thumbs up as he was submerged into slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425741
>thinking an ancient evil can't resurrect you
You foolish mortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425777
Did you harvest them potaters?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hate fuck my demon boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425843
I'd rather get forced to fuck my boss for a promotion

[Anonymous No.]

where's the rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425741
That's how you get resurrected as her thrall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425812
Why she should waste her power on insect like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425843
but dude, we don't work in an office
we run a legal weed op south of Denver

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425903
why wouldnt she, you made her a favour and then tried to escape her, of course she is going to try to catch you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425903
That insect just released her back into the world. It's the least she could do for her new toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36422127
Literally just write nigga it isn't that hard haha you just put the words into sentences haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36420363
>the morning after
>gotta fix the mess that your drunk pharaoh has cause
>She used her voice to get two big mino girls to be her living dakis for the night
>She also somehow become the mayor of the town
>and she got small goblin army now for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425925

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425922
anon beat sally the salamander now sally is his servant and sucks his cock the end

[Anonymous No.]

men are made for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425956
would bend her over desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425860
corner of 75th and main, can't miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425967

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425967
Child rearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425894
>>36425916
>>36425921
Well then i just draw some runes on pistol that will prevent my soul back from afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425997
God I spend most of my time being deathly afraid that I'd be a bad father

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426009
I think it's a little more involved than doodling some stick figures on the barrel with a sharpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425967
suffering existential dread and self inflicted doubts of inadequacy and being comforted from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425980
>wombtattoo.exe installed
>now overclocking fertility drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426022
bogey is typing one handed agian

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426082
>fuzzy, plush shlicking noisee

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425826
Yes, it took two days in all. I also had to harvest plums, but that amount of effort was negligible.
Felt the lack of farm mgs more than ever though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426095
>hug a bogey very tight
>there's a squeaking sound like a dog toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425777
non-main updates when

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426117
>Anon then squeezes her tight around a lot of dog monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426021
A-a-anyway, i'm average not tasty man, so she bettter seek more attractive prey like powerful monk (or find her nemesis who sealed her) than waste power on ressurect me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413175
Stop making me consider goddammit

[Anonymous No.]

bogeys have three ways of getting you, hiding in plain sight, hiding under or in something, and by disguising themselves as very hugging and affectionate human women

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426193
if you hide under the covers they can't get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426260
you just made yourself into an anon burrito ready for the snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

do you like monsters with pubes or nah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426231
I have eagerly awaiting the shog succ for the last four hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426323
Only if neatly trimmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426323
I don't mind them.
https://imgbox.com/pxgxzgw5

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426326
What does it feel like to squish the shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426271
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426423
bags of meaty jello

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426423
Good, and if you squish her right you get a free shogcake

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426440
Well, at least it's not shogloaf for dinner again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425937
I love pharaohs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426440
I want shog milk and steak tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426423
What sound do they make when you squish them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426030
Poor little anon. Winning two automatons at the lottery doesn't happen every day though

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426506
Loyalty to the Pharaoh will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426539
can I get some Pharoah milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426423
Like the feeling of your hands becoming shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426567
But I need those!

[Anonymous No.]

Which deep gal should I go with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426606
Shog will do less damage

[Anonymous No.]

i dont like mgs without legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426606
both so one can molest your body while the other molests your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426606
anyone but gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426423
My hands moved onto my maid waif's face, her delicate cheeks pulsing delicately beneath my palms. Then, slowly, I saw the boundaries of our flesh disappearing as her slimy flesh wrapped around my fingers like a starfish digesting its prey. Waves of pleasure overcame me, drawing up visions of the ancient past, and nightmares from the pre-Cambrian epochs. I came upon a city, non-Euclidean in its design. Traversing this labyrinth, I beheld a chasm that appeared to stretch into the bowels of the Earth. Casting my gaze into it, a being beyond all description stood, casting its gaze back at me.

It was then that I snapped back to reality, rubbing my Shoggoth's cheeks, knowing that the stars were right and the horror would once again walk the Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

What is she trying to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426122
Now, 73 images over 5 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426653
>eye drooping
>tongue lolling out
uh... is she telling me that she had a stroke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426653
That's a scary rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426653
she wants you to use her ass like a drum and slap it to make some new asscore

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426653
Do you think she manually pokes holes in her underwear to stuff that stubby little rabbit tail through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425997
You must have made a typo and put in three letters too many at the end there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426653
dead on arrival meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426680
>anon thinks his wife is having a stroke
>freaks out and calls 911
>bunny waifu tries to calm him down by saying she's just doing a meme to seduce him
>next thing she knows is she's in an ambulance with a worried anon holding her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426653
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425777
>loli warrior sabbath
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426808
Pfff, as if tiny little girls could pose a threat to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426808
would be the worst due to the fact they have no experience in fighting like their bigger sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426711
No, I got it right the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how men get raped by monsters, just don't get raped, you dumb shits lol

[Anonymous No.]

>young hero anon is being ridden by his valkyrie mentor, who is pregnant with their third child
>"M-master, shouldn't I be training to be hero?"
>"Haah~ Leaving a strong -ahn- bloodline is important for -ooh- a hero!"
>before anon is overwhelmed by pleasure, he briefly wonders if she's always had a few black feathers in her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426898
Yeah, dummies. You can't be raped if you want it. Smh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426830
loli amazons may look cute and harmless but they can still easily reverse mating press you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426868
But how does an amazon hunt if she's heavy with daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426967
you can just grab 'em and yeet 'em due to their size, they ain't much of a probelm

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426967
thats why you subdue them with hugs and headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426982
anon, I know your wife likes it when you pick her up, but you can do it only because she lets you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426982
This, lolis think they can rely on their strength but in reality it doesn't work without the size to leverage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426606
One dominates all your thoughts and desires until you're happiest as a squid, the other dominates your body by slowly turning you into Shog jelly
What do you fear more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426982
>>36427011
F

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427007
my wife is not a loli at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427011
baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426973
Other members of the tribe share with her what they caught until she can hunt again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426830
>>36426844
That's the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426631
>Gazer
>Deep Gal
>Implying
Gazer ain't a Chaos girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426193
I don't think an 8ft+ golem of fabric and cotton can disguise themselves as an ordinary human woman.

Also, why bother hiding when they can just come and take you by force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427096
>I don't think an 8ft+ golem of fabric and cotton can disguise themselves as an ordinary human woman.
They can try

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427096
they like it when they catch their prey when they least expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427096
>golem of fabric and cotton
Bogeys are not golems or tsukumogami, they are beings of flesh related to ogres. Their appearance is deceiving, as they're also described as looking similar to undead, even though they are not really undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427046
just lift her over your head lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426926
Nonsense! They were always naturally that color, spreading the hero's divine bloodline is a heavenly mission!

[Anonymous No.]

angels are semen demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427137
>spreading the hero's divine bloodline is a heavenly mission!
Sounds rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427149
From the Cat kingdom to the P'Orc hordes, from the Centaurs on the steppes to the Undead aristocracy. Every Monster leader demands a child from the hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427178
I'll need something to help me keep up

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody else want to get beat up by a mg? Like REALLY beat up? To the point of requiring hospitalization.
I want a mg to beat my ass and kick me while I'm balled up in a corner in the fetal position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427244
I can almost hear the Ogres shlicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427244
no, not really. one sided beatdowns aren't very sportsmanlike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426539
How?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/-n-iqXTztVQ

[Anonymous No.]

(You) were just minding your own business bathing in a lake when you find a monster girl ''''''''''accidentally''''''''' peeked on you.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how common this story is with husbands of Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427301
Hopefully she'll give me a letter of recommendation to the Temple of Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427301
sealed in a sarcophagus with a do not disturb message written in hieroglyphics on the outside.
note: this can also be considered a punishment in certain cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427380
God being stuck against the body of a bigger girl is fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427359
>ywn have a secret relationship with a hathor priestess
>or atleast you two think it a secret
>everyone in the temple knows but think its cute when you two sneak away for a tryst

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427380
How nice- uh, I mean, how terrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427534
>she tries to explain that her recent increase in milk is a blessing from Hathor
>everyone knows what the real reason is

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427380
Pyramids and tombs are filled with the lewdest ways to punish thieves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427380
Oh no. My secret claustrophobia fetish, but with a disgusting hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427609
i hope there's a desert echidna pseudo-deity

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427558
>y-yes I am fortunate enough for her blessing...
>hmm? must be because of all that...praying you did with anon
>queue to memory of priestess riding anon begging for his children
>haha yea all that good wholesome praying

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427609
>lewdest ways to punish thieves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427647
I want to see her try to explain why she's suddenly pregnant with triplets when Hathor finally does answer her passionate prayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

take a trip to the sabBATH house

[Anonymous No.]

how do I deal with a flirty ghost in my room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427668
>when her belly starts growing, she just blames it on sweets
>even when she is clearly pregnant, she just laughs it off as too much cake
>she keeps getting caught rubbing her belly with a tender motherly look
>the others notice a sharp increase in her "prayer sessions" with anon
>there's now a betting pool going on in the temple on how she'll bluff her way out of the kids
>top bets are "a gift from hathor to her faithful" or "haha i just found them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427336
Go "KYAAAA" and knock her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427691
>go to loli bathhouse expecting to get molested
>actually get pampered by loli water monsters instead
this is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427336
give her a show all the while pretending I didn't see her or hear her at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427810
>get blindsided and coiled by a small (but still large) bunyip who covers her eyes with one hand while rubbing soap on you with the other
i'm into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427336
yell hentai at the top of my lungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427336
Doragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425324
I like this artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058
>Your cocogoat has evolved into a cocofish

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428040
Bloat the cocoa-goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428040
What makes her so coco?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer her fur fluffy or silky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428114
I prefer her scales shiny and smooth, but her hair is fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427336
Do the helicopter

[Anonymous No.]

>>36427336
commit sudoko in shame for being seen nude

[Anonymous No.]

You heard the angel, impregnate demons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428200

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428200
such words of power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428200
>anon is happy to have kids with demon-chan
>he just worried if it is too fast for her

>demon-chan is salivating with heartpupils
>she's already mentally going through her list of baby names

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428200
what if I don't want to and I want to make more divine beings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36426665
More than expected thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36413058

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428382
thats a cute angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428289
Listen here you little shit: this society runs on the basis it needs a natural enemy to be targetted for The Order to remain as the pillar of support to the kingdom. Either you breed demons girls, or we get demon girls to rape YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428392
so....fuck angels instead is what I am hearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428406
have to secure a couple male heirs too

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428387
You may want to get your eyes checked anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428419
>Wanting to have a son
>Wanting another man to touch your wife
>Wanting a kid who doesn't grow up to be your second wife
Peak gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428426
Thats an angel, isn't she as pretty as one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428438
Umm, yeah. An angel. Yep, carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428430
Yes. Have demon wife, fuck demon wife, have son, then son marries angels.
Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428448
Im not special, so don't treat me like I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428392
Why would I want to keep that cycle? I am just going to fuck off to zipangu and fuck an old fox instead

[Anonymous No.]

Hohoho, Anon pleases old monsters for money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
But the monster IS money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
I'd please that tummy for $0.00.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
get your facts right, I do it for money and because it turns me on to be used and abused by them so they can get off

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
I do it for free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
its the only thing I know how to do right, I always wake up early and go turn tricks on the corner, usually eating monster muff early in the morning to get my breakfast money, then after eating it, I loiter in the rich side of MGC and get picked up by CEOs and politicians for some fun and get reverse gangbanged until I am barely conscious, then I use the money I get to get lunch as well as pay rent, then I go home and play vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
And I am proud to be a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428492
What's wrong with the young ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
wait you get paid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428610
I trust older foxes more than younger ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
the whole town knows that already

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking (Anon) into a drooling mess and then throwing money on his ahegaoing face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428616
That seems backwards but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
and... I fail to see the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428640
That fairy is for Tenderly fucking in the missionary position with the lights off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
no I don't, I only clean their pipes

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the fey, they are tricksey and plan on stealing your Heart.

Figuratively, not literally.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't quite figure out what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>36423620
If we just retrofit one of those boston electronics doggo bots we could probably get an incredibly difficult to push over way to make immobile people mobile again. Be easier than trying to make brand new shit just for 2 legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428495
Gonna put money where my mouth is.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully lims!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36425777
>see thumbnail with zapbird in it, nice
>open full
>cuck pov
why is this style of pic so common
disappointment and disgust every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429175
Does that feel as painful for them as getting your dick stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429186
>being this autistic about PoVs

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she learned about the latest flavor of the month

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think this is how parasite slimes get along with their hosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429211
Why does it feel like something a Cheshire would constantly do just to annoy and piss you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429215
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429302
i doubt they need much encouragement to assume breeding positions meme or no meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429328
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429215
There's a Ghost Behind the Gyaru - Chapter 6
>>36429399
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429328
See >>36429448

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429215
>>36429471
What a wholesome manga this looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424459
Sounds like she takes it pretty slow for an amazon. Most would just crush pelvis then resort to solving the mental issues in the slim chance that doesn't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>36424844
There are some actors who just play themselves and others where you don't realize it's them until you read or hear about later. With the former you know what to expect while the latter is a pleasant surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428245
Poor Patchy.

[Anonymous No.]

hors

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430267
How would lingerie work for centaurs? Thought most monster girls show lots of skin centaurs show all of their underside regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430267
I wanna join the monster demon lords army and ask to join the cavalry.
I don't care if it's modern day or that all "wars" that they have are just pseudo-wars to keep the p'orcs and lizard girls happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430437
like normal lingerie, its more attractive they have it on than not. i mean would you rather look at women in bikinis or lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430437
Lace makes everything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36429215
I want to pet a pslime. It has a cute smile.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36428800
Boston Dynamics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430458
>I don't care if it's modern day or that all "wars" that they have are just pseudo-wars to keep the p'orcs and lizard girls happy.
Real tribal conflicts over the cum dispensers, errr men, from the human village between the Lizard Lagoon and Gorbashnik Mountain.
I want the p'orcs to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36432008
I will become the Overlord to unite them both! And others too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36432008
I would train to the point of being able to dodge anything and then go right in the middle of battlefield for the hell of it and mess with both sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430458
Historical reenactments are fine too, woo some nerdy centaurs dressing up in armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36430267
Call her a whorse, see what happens.