Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

PEEEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO

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[Anonymous No.]

>PEEEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO
Okay, time to use the WHfag thread now.

[Anonymous No.]

Go fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36432760
Does she want to use a fishing pole for foreplay, or does she want you to play with cards hidden under her swimsuit?

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cursed mansion with everything inside is possessed and is a yandere, including the house itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36432989
Or just a yandere Shog.

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>>36433002
but the shog is one being while the house is filled with different cursed items that all may be yandere but are all different

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>>36432956
I don't know, I don't speak fish

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>local Zipangu doujin plot
>MC is just the average dragon girl with only bigger breasts and ass than the norm
>going home she sees some man about to be take into the alleyway by delinquents and goes stop them calling out
>The human thanks her with a warm smile
>he is fucking hot, she wishes to fuck him then and there
>later discussing with her friends turns out he (like all men since men make the minority in their society) is pretty popular back in school/university. Tons of kitsunes tried and failed to date him.
>next day she sits normally looking by the window. Suddenly all class goes silent
>why?
>turn around and the man is right by your table, happy as if he found an angel
>asks if he can compensate for “yesterday” because everything “happened too fast” he didn’t know “what to do” since “it wasn’t safe”
>all class now looks at you with hatred as if you are one of those normies with 9+ children. The kitsunes are SEETHING, Cheshires lost their smirks, Baphs look like it’s the end of the world.
>You spread your dragon wings and take the man out ASAP. At a safe place in a gym room explain to him of the misunderstanding and how everyone is thinking you had sex
>the man says h-he wouldn’t mind though
>have sex for the rest of the periods all the way to night
>fast forward years later you are both married still having sex every day
Doujin sells like hotcakes in Zipangu, gets exported to Dragonia. Rumors are that Deonora is one of the biggest donors to that doujin circle.

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I fantasizing about how monster girls will love every single man even if he a Order zealot or just ugly, but not me. That`s give me a strange masochistic pleasure.

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nazrin is still a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

STOP

LIKING YOUKAI OR MONSTERS IS WRONG AND THEY ARE DANGEROUS

MARRY A HUMAN GIRL

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>>36433265
>doujin plot
>MC is a male who just got kicked out of his house
>He decides to do the oldest profession in the book, prostitution
>He does it for a bit without incident, most of his clients are old monsters.
>He turns into a full on manslut
>He loves getting raped by old ugly monsters but he would cry every night at his misfortuante
>He made enough to get his own place as well
>This time, it was different.
>Its his old teacher
>He brings her to his home, where he tries to make her forget why she came in the first place by seducing her
>She scolds him for doing this and being such a godamn slut
>She makes it her duty to set the mc on the right path
>She fucks hims so hard that his mind breaks and become her personal slut
>In the end, he finally found happiness and made a family

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>>36433365
As opposed to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36433625
not being a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>36433625
A small marsupial

[Anonymous No.]

>>36433625
deez

[Anonymous No.]

>snores contently

[Anonymous No.]

very mousey

[Anonymous No.]

>>36434011
Shouldn't Greenworm start cocooning about this time of year?

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>>36434011
Are there any images with a Greenworm poking her head out from inside a giant acorn?

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>>36434285
I wish, only one person commission (and consistently draws) them so probably not

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>>36434133
>need more food
>anon help

[Anonymous No.]

Human boys belong to their adopted momsters. It's the law.

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>>36434544
why does she like to wrestle with me so much?

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>>36434698
Isn't wrestling with her fun, though? Plus, her body is so soft, it feels great when she rubs and presses against you.

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>>36433305
Why are snakes so tempting?

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>>36434883
Big meaty tails

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>>36434936
I wanna be inside her tail

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>>36434834
it is fun but her hands tend to wander, and I don't know how to feel about that, she also tends to peek on me when I am changing and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Humans belong trapped inside slimes, Lava Golems and Shoggoths.

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>>36435234
>t. Slime creature

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>>36435234
nah, they belong to many tentacles of the deep and the forest, forever being molested and raped by them

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>reading a short-ish story
>quite enjoyable
>it gets to the obligatory sex scene
>skim through it hoping whatever wrap up comes after isn't too short

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>>36435419
too much turgid tallywhacker for you?

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[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to get raped

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>>36436149
If you did, then it wouldn't actually be rape.

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>>36433305
Well I fantasize about trying to fight off overprotecting ones but I crave for it, weird huh ?

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>>36436149
You won't be raped, you're just gonna be forcefully sexed

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>>36436149
Getting seduced is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36436149
Too late anon, the slime girls are coming after you

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>>36436238
I'll take the blonde one but in petite form

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>>36436149

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>>36436149
Then be the rapist instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36436149
then make love instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36436555
Suuuure you will with that quickshot dick of yours

[Anonymous No.]

It is Sunday. Annoy cats.

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>>36436238
Gonna impregnate all three of those shortstacks.

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>>36436649
I may be a quickshot but don't disregard the stamina of a young man

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>>36436654
How do you annoy the annoying cat?

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>>36436649
it'd be polite of them to at least pretend for the first round or two

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>>36436649
>quickshot dick
You're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36435705
Cute Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36436649
Reminder that their smug is a façade

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>>36436948
it is due to monsters coming more than 50 times before you cum

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>>36436467
Watch it on the lower left

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>>36436802
>off-topic reaction image
Retard

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>>36436740
Don't laugh at her jokes or acknowledge her at all

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I want to be raped hard and be mindbroken by the pleasure

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>>36436974
Does it really count if it doesn't slow them down at all and probably just gives them even more energy to keep going

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>>36437019
What are you? The topic image police?

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>>36436649
chapter ?

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>>36437103
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

What do cupids talk about when they aren't working?

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>>36437093
That's why you do a lot of foreplay beforehand to tire them out, then you fuck them when they are weak and exhausted

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>>36437019
Even the spoiler can't protect from pretend janny. Jeez...

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>>36437147
Did you hear? Carol from accounting has a thing for Steve the intern.

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>>36437170
lurk more fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36437147
cupids are always on the clock

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>>36437147
they probably play FPSs on their spare time.

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>>36437207
That's still working technically

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>>36437232
Stop butthurting, kid.

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>>36437255
They bring work to home.

[Anonymous No.]

Abandon the Order. Join the monsters.

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>>36437441
seems like the thing to do at the first opportunity

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36437441
>will you not become our hero
Rather be the tyrannical villain. That sounds the most fun

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>>36437441
Holy crap, that greentext about monsters watching and stalking human is real
>>36437513
Based
>>36437561
There is not difference

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>>36437156
But then you've given them a bunch of energy and YOU'RE twice as worn out.

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>>36437441
ok, give me a big ass cannon of a rifle, some armor, a sword, and a motorcycle

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>>36437600
stock up on all the stamina potions you can or get the infinite stamina perk

[Anonymous No.]

Dark mage hellhound!

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>>36437731
>she only casts fist without chanting

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>>36437731
that book concerns me

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>>36437798
I am going to place my penis inside the book-mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36437821
yeah that's the concerning part

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>>36437840
>the hellhounds face when the book gets more love than her

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>>36437865
she can french the book when i'm done if she wants to lick up the leftovers

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>>36437865
>she watches in jealousy as anon lovingly flosses and brushes the books teeth every morning and night

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Impressive that even were MGs real, you'd remain single out of some bizarre form of spite.

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>>36437918
>>36437939
>the book smugs at her for still being a virgin because the hellound picked up magic because it attracts boys
>Anon finds the book to be better company than the hellhound
>The book is now the master of the hellhound

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>>36437992
i'm going with the first purple lady with black sclera that i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>36438006
Why purple? Why not blue?

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>>36438094
dark blue is acceptable compromise

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>>36438094
He can still make her blush so hard she turns purple.

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>The Indispensable Tourist's Guide to Zipangu
>by Amy Tarasu

>Ch. 3: Interacting with the Locals
>"First impressions are important! Though most citizens are understanding of foreigners' lack of knowledge in proper etiquette, going the extra mile can make a good impression and make your travels much smoother."
>"...Should you be approached by an elder of the Inari, the usual greeting is to open with a firm variant of a hug (see fig. 2)"

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>>36437992
>remain single
I'd end up with an old fox knowing my luck

[Anonymous No.]

>you WILL breed a monstergirl and you will be happy
No

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>>36438170
There's something for you too, pal.

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>>36438170
>you WILL breed a monsterfemboy and you will be happy
No, I won't fall into the temptations of flesh

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>>36438170
then you will be the monster girl and be bred instead

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I don't deserve to breed with monster girls, but i still can fap on them.

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>>36438292
That's a studious worm dragon

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>>36437731
can I get a white mage hellhound?

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https://twitter.com/tamatamalaunch1/status/1434552990749257729/photo/1
Slime CHADs

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>>36432520

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>>36438501
Pretty much the only way you're ever going to get one of those is by recruiting a Hellhound and then helping to train her up to that yourself.
It's not even a matter of hiring expense, they're just terribly rare and the parties that have one aren't selling.

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>>36438292
Fap on this one

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>>36438170
No matter how hard you try to be sad a monstergirl will come into your life and make things better.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36438570
She makes for a very good dom. The smuggest

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>>36438824
I prefer my oni abs to be blueberry-flavored instead of strawberry but to each their own.

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>>36437441
NEVER!
Loyalty is its own reward

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>>36438292
>can fap on them
>on
Frogs want to know your location.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish mge had figures

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This I swear, I will grind so hard so as to become the Chakravartin, Wheel-Turning King and Pankrator. Just to defeat a Salamander.

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>>36437441
I guess

[Anonymous No.]

worship wurmling

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>>36439319
kinda cringe

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36439406
Ma'am, I did not ask for room service.

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>orphan boy sneaks into that one creepy mansion in the grand forest, looking for dusty books and trinkets to sell for food
>greeted by this when he opens the mansion library door

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>>36437441
can I get milk, if I do?

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>>36439518
That poor boy ran into the fat neet instead of the cool vampire mistress, I feel bad for him

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>>36439518
>"do you have harry potter"

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I know I'm late for the bandwagon, but I wanted to draw an actual funny, and I had this idea for quite some time now.

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>>36439518
The outside air will give her an asthma attack.

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>>36439554
Hehe, I like that he's got the same pose and haircut. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

For the Anon(s) who wanted two shoggoths fighting for Mastah Anon's love.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33536029

Enjoy!

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>>36439262
I bet watching men getting /fit/ and training is basically porn for salamanders.
>Salamanders aren't allowed into gyms with men due to all of them ending up just fingering themselves
>They keep going to low level zones to watch men grind up their levels
>This usually ends up with them challenging them into a fight despite the huge level difference
>and usually adopti-I mean, accepting that man as their pupil.

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>>36439518
>sigh
>leave
How would she react ?

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>>36439518
>goes mad from the knowledge of the old one

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>>36439642
>sigh
please do not flex about your functioning respiratory system in front of the asthmatic dark mage

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>>36439607
How 2 yetis or 2 bogeys fighting for the same man would look like ?

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>>36439642
Terrible coughing.

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>>36439611
so If I train real loudly and ggrunt sensually every rep, I could make sallys finger themselves?

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>>36439518
>begin to put books in the wrong sections for the lols and slap the dark mages ass as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36439611
>Salamanders, Minotaurs and High Orcs in low level areas are basically FOEs

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>>36439518
>>36439532
Bullying fatties is so much fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>36439780
You're awful.

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>>36439809
built for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>Now draw him wearing an apron.

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>>36439642
>leave
>When you can just pick a room and live in that city-sized magical archive
Orphan no more. The succ librarian will help you find a nice corner set up shop so to say.

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>>36439809
>>36439836
>only took a few weeks for her to "fill out" when in the presence of a healthy young male
Mamono mana is crazy.

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>>36439893
Mamano Mana is a fancy word for pizza

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36439953
She did her best.

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>>36439953
Whatever it is, breed the dark mage.

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>>36440121
having intercourse with a pizza-bloated dark mage!
struggling to maintain your grip on her sweaty, unhealthy body!
maintaining your willpower and only throwing up from the smell once you're done fucking!

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>>36439532

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>>36439809
>>36439780
>>36439893
Where is our "you post off-topic image!" kiddo?

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>>36440179
Weewooweewoo.

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>>36440179
It's not off topic though.

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>>36440179
i mean i dislike the cosmetically human 東方 being posted in here but it is the board.
patchouli and yukai have some of the worst fans, though.

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>>36440179
imagine playing hall monitor over the hall monitor not showing up AND being wrong about the situation
fukken lol, I don't have a smug enough chesh for this

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>>36440179
I'll just mating press the cheshire to win the debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440158
>throwing up from the smell
more like ready for round 2

[Anonymous No.]

>CRASH BANG POMF
>W-What are we gonna do on the bed Miss Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440179
Shoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440261
>We're going to be kissing, Jimmy. Take off your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440289
Very cool Kiki! I bet she's very devoted, hardworking, and knows what oxygen is!

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>>36439607
Requester here, thank you! I expected a rather more bitter rivalry as they both serve their Mastah, while the sisters in the story just bicker a bit, but this was cute too. I don't know if you started to proofread, but I noticed these parts where the grammar is offr:
>Oh yeah, do you had a maid before?
>Damn, when did I became so thirsty for a chat?

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>>36439532
>cool vampire mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440316
Tell me about the shota, why does he wear the mask?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440316
She's so charismatic even when putting underwear on someone's head

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>>36440305
The coolest!
>and knows what oxygen is!
I hope that as well for when she is sitting on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440358
>>36440289
sakukiki pads her chest

[Anonymous No.]

county cow cleans up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440479
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/475452

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>>36440479
You're getting taken away by officer Cheshire for posting the stalest meme related to the pictures.

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>>36440479
Mamono mana will fix it

>>36440539
Fertile maid made for giving the lord of the mansion more maids.

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>>36440551
NO! I won't be handcuffed to big fluffy paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440551
chesh cop best cop

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440551
Cute hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36439611
I'm going to become Jaggahog, who bears the name Blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440551
she has just stale memes as me

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>>36439953

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>>36440632
no wonder she filled out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440551
Lock me in a room with two or three sadistic dom cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440551
What's meme jail like?

[Anonymous No.]

bloodborne expect milk and all monsters and beasts are female

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440808
what about surprise milk?

[Anonymous No.]

what would be the appropriate mg for a french dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440878
umi osihi

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440878
giant slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440808

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>>36439695
You would probably never feel cold again either. Or just melt away.

>>36440312
Ty for pointing out I was kinda tired when did the proofread since I did a lot of rewrites here. I switched to first-person when more than half the story was done.
Thanks for the reading.

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>>36432520

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>>36440937
damn, the living doll is thicc, how do I make mine as thicc?

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>>36440983
Feed her a lot of souls!

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>>36441064
so fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440970
poor guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36439532
>cool vampire mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440179
>off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>36441150
but who take photo

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440179

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>>36441185
mero the cuckqueen

[Anonymous No.]

>>36441146
>>36441132
oh fuck, is this another crossover thread between you two? Cant you keep your bullshit in /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440970
Anon...

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>>36436149
That's the spirit

[Anonymous No.]

Those squirrels are up to something.

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>>36439851
>make asmr channel targeted at amazons and ocelomeh
>thanking them for being so strong, how grateful you are that you were taken in by them
>every video gets thousands of views
>never any comments
>your viewer statistics are exclusively from the amazon queendom and the ocelomeh empire
>buying groceries one day
>the amazon in line behind you goes stiff as a board when she hears your voice
>you lock eyes with her
>she goes red and quickly pushes her cart into another lane
>make a video about meeting an amazon in a grocery store to mess with her

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following. A Djinni of the Jar, but her jar is THE POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 2 CARDS.

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>>36441509
I forgot, what does it do again?

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>>36440878
alp

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>>36440878
a pure white Ittan-momen

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Ms. lich such a bad teacher?

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[Anonymous No.]

Ssshhhhhhhh! The maus is asleep!

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>>36441669
Gonna stick my cock in her ass.

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>>36441588
Mrs. Lich is a good teacher and an inspiration for others!

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>>36440878
the one that surrenders

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>>36441509
>trapped forever in a jar with a chunni djinn
>the only way to get out is to win your freedom in a duel
>only gives you cards that play into her gimmick deck

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>>36441669
Time to steal her cheese.

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>>36441706
fuck one maus and you have to fuck all the muas

[Anonymous No.]

>>36441669
here, I put a blanket on her

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>>36439607
Nice work. Now I want to drink shogmilk out of the tap.

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>>36440551
Fuck this. I specifically told the police I only wanted to be arrested by officer Arachne!

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>>36441758
I'm going to set her alarm clock for 3 hours earlier than she had it!

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>>36441810
I threw it away, everyone needs to sleep a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

why am i here?

[Anonymous No.]

This is getting out of hand, now 2 winter maids have applied to the Meaty Maid Manor

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>>36441822
>ah, another long day at work
>I sure can't wait to return home to my clean house and not have to deal with a shitload of frost everywhere
>that would suck, ha ha

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>>36441819
Just to suffer? Every night I can feel it. The drawfags we've lost... the writers we've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still here. You feel it too, don't you?

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>>36441749
No thanks, I just want to stuff my cock in a sleeping monster girl's ass.

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>>36441822
>Meaty Maid Manor
Is there a Meaty Maid Academy where I can hire these maids?

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>>36441669
Why does every MG sleep in front of me like this?

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>>36441669
All that Cheese went to her chest

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>>36441588
She’s not a bad teacher. She just gives F’s to that one Anon guy, and it’s super weird. He even copied off my test one time and she still failed him.

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>>36441822
I think she needs more work experience. She's not nearly meaty enough.

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>>36441588
For a number one teacher, she didn't teach that worm so well.

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>>36441890
>Meaty Maid Academy
>it’s just one house with one master and five broodmother Kikimora sister wives and their hundreds of meaty daughters

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>>36441838
But it's sparkling clean! And frozen!

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>>36442070
i wouldn't have the heart to turn down a monster maid

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>>36442101
Don't think of it as turning her down, just putting her hiring on hold while she gets more meaty.

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>>36442099
thats fine, but if she brings cold cocoa instead of a cup of hot one she'll need to warn me before hand so she can warm me

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>>36442112
Except for the part where that just means she'll get "hired" by someone else first.

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>>36441777
Now I want an milfy ara ara shog maid. Would be also fun if she still showed some of the more typical shoggoth quirks from time to time. Milfy shog maid that sometimes talk about weird cosmic stuff.

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>>36442140
Except if a monster maid wants to work for you, she's not going to want to work for anyone else.

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>>36442136
They're trying their best

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>>36441855
I'm not gone just yet

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>>36442156
>Milfy shog maid that sometimes talk about weird cosmic stuff.

>you will never wake up to your MILF Shoggoth meido singing you lullabies in Eldritch

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>>36442170
That implies that she's "bonded" to you.
If she hasn't, she's fair game. If she has, no isn't an answer.

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>>36442176
I wonder how well a Greenworm can handle her alcohol and if it can influence her cocoon making?

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>>36442171
Yeah, well their best SUCKS. I'm firing her and getting a magma golem maid.

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>>36442171
whats the point of "her best" if her kiss doenst melt the shard lodged in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

Breed wolfus

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>>36442220
Instructions unclear. I know have 27 Umi Osho daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442220
Breed what? cats?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's bully kiki by demoting her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442234
Is it a promotion or demotion if she becomes a mother instead of a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I rescue my friend from those ravenous yetis?

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>>36442099
I'm going to slip on the icy floor and sue the maid academy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442274
Those are Wendys

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>>36442274
Two words:
>cheese
>burgers

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>>36442274
give up your meat, so their ravenous maws may be saited

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442274
>all you can hear is frantic awawawawaing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442278
the ice just does the unagi joro thing where you slip and fall into their tits, tear off their clothes, and/or accidently slip your dick into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442274
His friend can't tell a Yeti apart from a Wendigo, so his chances of rescue are pretty slim. On the other hand, one of the Wendis could take pity on you if you say you're cold and she goes to warm you up, so your friend only has to worry about one Wendigo.

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>>36442280
Can I get a baconator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442333
fuck you, now I want one too

[Anonymous No.]

>>36439554
Pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442318
Then I'll sue for sexual harassment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442333
What would each monstergirls species prefer as their choice of fast food signature meals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442408
Baphos and happy meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442408
hellhound and fried chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442333
I fucking hate you more than a Welshman hates the Crown at this moment in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442481
Makes sense, imagine your wife demanding you get her a happy meal
>>36442496
Yeah, but only Popeyes, she ain't got time for that kfc nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442290
Snow monsters are known for enjoying big cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36441214

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>>36442516
>Popeyes
>not Bojangles’
Tell me you’re not from the south without actually telling me you’re from the south.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck bros i had a funny meme image, but i cant post it no more thanks to some retard in my region getting range banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442607
I am not from the south, I know popeyes isn't the best, and yes I have had bojangles, the breakfast biscuits are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442617
If that's not Firefox shenanigans again, I know that feeling. I had to suffer through multiple bans on Krautchan because some asshole got me rangebanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442582
But do they like Buffalo wings?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think different ear shapes would affect a squirrel's daily performance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442617
Stop using firefox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442663
thats what your country gets for infect the other boards with furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442617
Post the image in another image board and link it

[Anonymous No.]

Trying on Edge. Monsters with this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442760
How many guys here even have girlfrien

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442760
oh
you shouldn't have bothered

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442220
>Humans have food, surely it'd be fine to ask them for some...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442778
I wont then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442408
Always guard your burgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442787
It's mostly the off topic image bit, don't take it personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442408
all monsters favorite fast food you, you dumb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442790
Always keep a decoy burg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442760
Dark elves, or manticores come to mind. Now I am reminded that I want more amazon position monstergirl pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442717
You're not that far off, I distinctively remember one ban being for ponyposting that I never did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442663
I need the stacked senko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442804
Its okay i deleted the post anyways. dont want to offend anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442772
>3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442408
>work at fast food place
>get asked thousands of times a day for my “secret sauce”
>lady I just want to pay my bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442844

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>>36442790
>>36442812
>new MG themed cartoon designed like the old Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons
>but it’s a chef anon trying to keep his MG wife from eating all the food before their guests arrive
>always ends in messy food themed sex

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>>36442917
The Fox has finally acquired grapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442915
>sure ma'am, I'll give you a double dose
>blend some mayo, ketchup and mustard together
>drown her burger in it
>pretend I'm on break when they walk back up to the counter to complain

[Anonymous No.]

mg mods

[Anonymous No.]

Girl Focks
V for Vulpindetta

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442989
We talking modifications for Automatons or Kiki moderators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442989
This isn’t MonGoogle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442989
Monster girls mods as incompetent as /jp/ mods.
Maybe it's a Cheshire doing it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if my Wight wife is having a mid unlife crisis? She’s trying to be cool and in touch with today so she got into skateboarding and even built a halfpipe in the backyard. I don’t know what to do because she’s actually getting pretty good at it.

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>>36442989
>yandere monster creates a forum specifically targeting your hobbies and tastes
>bans every other monster that tries to access the site
>uses an army of bots to simulate other users
>entire threads full of fake responses
>you're none the wiser, just happy to have people whose tastes align so perfectly with your own
>every response to you is handcrafted by her (you're too good for bot responses)
>slowly coaxes out answers as to what type of woman you want
>cogs already in motion for your fateful meeting and eventual marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443001
>modifications for Automatons
Anywhere I can go to get my Automaton gf even bigger boobs? The biggest most legal modifiers will go is L Cup but I want her to be bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443031
the answer is to apply dick and if it doesn't work apply more until it is done

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443001
i was thinkin more along the lines of mods that happen cause a company makes a half finished games and kind just let their fans just take it from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443031
>mid unlife crisis
All I can imagine is a bunch of Liches in a convertible going to spring break or Mardis Gras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443054
>HDoom but you’re a demon girl trying to jump Doomguys bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443008
You shouldn't use it anyway, try FuckFuckGo instead.
>>36443031
If she genuinely has the knack for it, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443031
>I don’t know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoJK5c769U

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443031
what kind of unhearted monster wouldnt want a wife who can skate, thats like saying you want a wife who cant love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443070
What would ceiling Cheshire say if she found out I was masturbating to her MonBook profile pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443054
So dysfunctional Automatons that need someone to bring them to a working state? Those are among the most grateful and loving Automatons you can find if you fix them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443103
It’s more along the lines of; my automaton wife is mute because she’s an older model and the parts to fix her vocabulator costs too damn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443112
Hearing your wife's voice is priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443112
I would do anything to hear her speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443103
i think hes referring to bathesda and by extension that skyrim doujin by abubu

[Anonymous No.]

Fat gator tits

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the spider cow.
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443347
I shall do the spider cow dance instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443297

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443347
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443347
i want one to carry me around like a stuffed toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443347
ushi oni with many tentacles ready to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443412
You did it wrong. The spider cow is now enraged. Your pelvis will never fully heal.
Bad End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443103
>broken dysfunctional automaton keeps telling you to save your money rather than buy new parts that would fix her deficiencies
>secretly she wants you to save up enough money to buy her an artificial womb so she can repay you for taking care of her by giving you daughters

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>>36443499
You can call them "bad ends" all you want but everyone knows they are always the best outcomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443541
>dysfunctional Automaton breaks down after birthing her first daughter because she never knew she could create something so perfect
Oh no. It’s raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443297
>Haha! Time for gumbo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443297
How can I tell the difference between an alligator girl and a crocodile girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
Saltwater vs freshwater.

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>>36443737
But I’m at a pool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
Crocodiles are bigger on average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
>Caimans are shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
don't worry, they'll tell you

[Anonymous No.]

Progress update on harpy breeding sim:

Did a lot of back-end work, you can't really tell from the outside but I cleaned a lot of junk up. I have some bizarre glitches to iron out before releasing the prototype but it's coming along pretty nicely. Smoothing out and animating the blowjob scene now.

I still have yet to be able to upload WEBMs without any hiccups, so pardon the shitty Youtube embed.

(If you know of any decent lewd SFX/BGM tracks I could use I'm all ears, I'm having a hard time getting my hands on those.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AbhWUOKRZY

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
crocodiles like swimming more, also more aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
crocodile girls will try to take a bite from capybara girls, alligator girls will befriend them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443031
>not bringing back your old ska band from high school to play for your waifu as she shreds a halfpipe
And you call yourself a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443789
Looking pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>When you get into something new and the wife is confused.
Cheshire-san is going to be weirded out at me getting into F1

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>>36443795
>running from an alligator delinquent
>run into the Capybara girls from the swim team
>think your safe in their hands
>alligator girl comes around asking about you
>they hand you over to her on a silver platter
>a few of them even take turns with you after the alligator delinquent uses you in the PE shed
>guess you’re the new manager for the swim team now

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>>36443907
>manager of the swim team
>capybara girls think they got themselves a nice boytoy
>anon is actually a competent manager and they win the state championships
>they celebrate with an orgy in the locker room with anon
>months later they are all visibly pregnant with a nervous anon sitting between them
i love happy endings

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to be bench pressed

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>>36443763
>summer gets too hot for caiman shortstack
>goes and "hibernates" in her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444071
I would like to bench press a monster for a warm up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444071
I want to be floor pressed by an oni, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443099
I don't know, anon, but doesn't it seem like a waste? you could just ask her to come over/down and masturbate to her wihtout a screen in the middle (or just look up)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444108
i'd like to be impressed by an imp if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444133
I wouldn't mind being compressed by a Yeti, if you're picking up what I'm laying down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444108
I want to be cratered through the floor by a hellwan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444163
i'd permanent press an ittan momen if you get what i'm saying

[Anonymous No.]

Shorstack versions of the loli species are the best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444163
I wouldn't mind get mindmolested by a mindflayer if you get what I am saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444180
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444218
We'll tell you when you're older, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36442585
Is her dress made out of vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443955
>>36443907
>Capybara girls just want to chill and have fun
>They keep inviting you to go out for drinks just so you can all fall asleep together in a pile
>You and your Alligator gf have to wip them into shape
>The two of you bond over trying to make the rat girls actually try
>The giant rodents are actually extremely good and could crush the competition at any time if they actually put some effort into the sport
>but they only want to take it easy and have fun
>and they want you two to have fun too

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink of the milk of the old ones and taste things that would make me go mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444639
She promises she'll put your mind back together just the way it was.
...mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444658
how much is "mostly"

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>>36444667
enough for you to love, not enough for you to question said love

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444735
I wasn't using it much anyways

[Anonymous No.]

happy labor day, stay in bed with a sheep tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443031
>wight in a backwards ballcap with ripped jeans and a black tank top with a skull on it, cut so you can see her tummy
Mercy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36443715
Crocs "deathroll" you clockwise, gators roll you counter-clockwise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444918
Biters get the _______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444889
Gimme the strongfat gator gal to deathroll me into bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444918
ouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36444999
>you will never hear your gator wife say "C'mere, sugar"
I'm going into the bayou and I'm not coming out until I've got a wife of the gator variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445123
I will join you, even if I have to leave with a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445137
momma gators don't let the little ones out of sight so i'd suspect a sabbath op

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445163
>"Don't worry, her mom said its cool."
>A large, buff, scarred matron of a gator looms behind them.
>She had not, in fact, said it was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445163
>gator wife carries all your daughters around on her back
>refuses to let them travel any other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445192
>>36445437
Anon Moses...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445607
It's illegal hunin' gators down in the swamp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445437
>implying they don’t get carried by papa when traveling on land

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445616

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445629
Dumb Gators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445629
>Feeding them can result in their mistaking a hand for a hand in marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445629
>can leglock with a force over 3700 lbs psi
time to be a dad i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445637
>>36445629
>at the bar with your friends
>having a drink and eating some fries
>you've got a fry in hand while your listening to one of your friends tell a story when your hand suddenly feels warm and slimy
>the gator girl on the stool next to you has your entire hand in her mouth, fry and all
>the rest of the bar congratulates you on your engagement
>your "wife" helps herself to the rest of your fries

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>>36445670
I had this experience but with a duck eating my biscuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445629
>>36445637
Did some editing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445683
how romantic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445684
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445616
That's a load of horse shit, gator season jus started last month

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445684
But I must acquire the gumbo recipe of the big bad bayou gators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445722
>ya want th' recipe fer mah gumbo?
>hmm... awright, I'll tells ya
>first ingredient is a cute lil' human like yerself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445744
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445744
>Thick accents
No! My one weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445744
The family secret recipe needs to stay in the family Anon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445684
Why can’t I bring those gator girls some beer and steaks when they’re out sunning on the rocks by the lake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445918
You can, but you need to wear some revealing swimwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445629
I didn't see this one before it got deleted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445934
>revealing swimwear
Why would I do that? I’m trying to fish on those rocks! The food and beer would lure those gator girls away so I can get closer to the private pier where all the Smallmouth Bass are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445910
>go visit your inlaws
>your mother-in-law gushes over you, nearly smothering you in her chest
>father in law is much more reserved
>hands folded on the table, lips pursed
>give you an almost apologetic look
>"Gumbo?"
>...Yeah...
>"Me too..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445957
>Oi, fishing guy, this is our turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446031
>every family reunion all the men look at one another as they all eat bowl after bowl of delicious ‘Gator Gumbo’
>later that night you can hear them all in the bayou ‘eating’ Gatortail

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna steal the gator gumbo recipe and escape unmarried!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446048
That’s what the beer and steaks are for. Let me fish on the rocks and you guys can drink all this beer and eat these steaks. I also brought mashed potatoes, green beans, and cornbread to sweeten the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a succubus type and cat type MG height rank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445957
Gators don’t live where small ones are

[Anonymous No.]

>>36445957
> Gators don’t live where smallies are

[Anonymous No.]

Opening a can of tuna in cat territory!

[Anonymous No.]

I just randomly thought of an image of a guy carrying a Greenworm under his arm like a big floppy sack and pointing her with his other arm while using her as a lawnmower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446235
>big floppy sack
Fool! Do you know nothing of caterpillars? That's MUSCLE boy, MUSCLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446242
It's funnier if she's just lazily sandbagging him as she munches down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446232
>Tch, that guy's gotta lot of nerve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446268
>Have to tug her antenna several times in a steady motion to get her running
>mweemwemwemwemwemweemwemwemwemwemweMWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to not walk in on your evil wife having her speech, you know she can't focus when you're there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446640
Sorry honey!~ Who wants orange slices?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446664
>Anon interrupts her speech to give all her top generals orange slices
>His wife is holding a strait face but is dying from embracement on the inside
>The generals say nothing but all secretly wish they had a husband like that
>Also, those were some kick ass orange slices

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to drink an entire bottle of Gatorade while maintaining eye contact with a gator girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446640
damn I want a villainess wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446640
If I don't she'll accidentally stay up all night doing villain stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446640
Villain wife is super cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446842

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446856
>vampire wife comes home from "ancient vampire meetup"
They have really weird ancient traditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446640
>accidentally plan her surprise birthday party on the same day she wants to start taking over the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447066
>invite the heroes to her birthday
<come on honey. You need to separate work life from personal life. I know you and awesome paladins work for competing businesses
>WE'RE MORTAL ENEMIES!
<...but that is no reason to not invite them, especially since you meet up so often.
She'd be really mad if the cake wasn't so delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446842
>come home from the grocery store
>"Welcome Moon-and-star! Come look upon the Heart!"
>go to the kitchen
>she has baked heart-shaped cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447104
The best part is if the paladins show up and are actually really nice to her and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446537
Wrong reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447289
He clearly meant to reply to the Greenworm lawn mower guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36446640
Yell about her embarrassing secret to everyone in the middle of her speech!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447294
Greenworm lawnmowers seem really efficient. You don't have to refill the gas since she fuels up as you use her.

[Anonymous No.]

How big is a Green Worm compared to the average man? I'm not getting a good idea from the fan art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447334
They probably have a wide range of growth like caterpillars, but from baby-sized to the upper half being as big as a human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447334
Normal Greenworms are about the size of a normal man, but since they crawl on the ground, their bodies are properly proportioned to be at a mans crotch level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447334
When I wrote my biker gang story I imagined them as around chest area, when they are in this >>36446242 position, but the entire length is longer than a human, but not lamia type levels long.

[Anonymous No.]

Aside from lawn mower stuff, what other fun things have you imagined you can do with Greenworms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447334
The size of a large dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447329
I'm gonna be filling her allright.
>>36447449
Rough vaginal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447015
>have vampire wife
>normally a classy and haughty high society woman
>Goes full on tribal and rituals with eldritch vampire speak when at these special ancient vampire "get togethers".

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

can your waifu easily make a gallon of milk?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop getting tricked by those devious holstaurs, minos and ushi onis sneaking in with the herd of my normal cows for a free milking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448379
>>36448458
There's been some serious concerns about the Battle Cattle lately.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448502
tell me about the battle cattle

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kBdQJeW7M

[Anonymous No.]

Evil is lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448458
>pic
Sacrificing yourself to "contain" an ushi is pretty noble. Big ushi hugs are also very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448648
She's got claws like that dude from The Darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448373
Old mamono lady just means very breedable.They are perfect for young male adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36448648
>Medusa
>Evil
t. Perseus

[Anonymous No.]

How do I resist a pharaoh’s commanding voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449026
no getting out of massage duty anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449026
just don't listen lol, I don't know how people follow that old hag pharoah so damn easily

[Anonymous No.]

How small is the smallest Kobold breed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449164
5ft is the max for chihuahuabolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449026
Marry her and build up tolerance. Either way you should always do her bidding

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder it’s forbidden to bring a husband to the ancient meetups

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449622
cause they get jealous and lead to unfortunate magic accidents

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449026
you might be immune if there's a language barrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449622
Im going there single just to listen what they say as well drawn them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449680
>suffer crippling mental feedback as you know you should do something but have no clue what

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449739
>anon is laying on the ground, cumming buckets and foaming at the mouth
>pharaoh frantically googling 'how to fix broken human'

[Anonymous No.]

>>36440878
That snail-knight?
>if she surrenders ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449026
Why resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449622
I mean no shit. Those meetings usually involve pretty important and serious events. Can't have silly mortals interfer with stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449776
Gotta call the flayer doctor

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449928
cow priestess of the cow goddess

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring the annual evil meeting! What sort of plans would your waifu come up with if she were a saturday cartoon villain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449026
wear noise canceling headphones surly that wont go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449928
This picture is disgusting.
Why isn't she pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449379
Can they do funny little Mexican dances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449800
What kind important and serious events? Do they bake pies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449989
She would be a 10000year old magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449622
Then who's going to prepare snacks and drinks for everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449928
Is it wrong to impregnate the head priestess while she's giving a sermon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449989
Good taste in manga, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36450178
Depends on the mamono race in question, but;

>Discussing demon realm/order realm politics.
>making plans for power grabs
>dealing with disputes between clans/dynasties
>cleaning up actually bad stuff their ancient race did in pre-lilith times(e.g finding and destroying some ancient dangerous artifact their race made).
Yeah, they probably do make some traditional dishes together

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449989
I wanna see what their evil plans are, so I can foil them!

[Anonymous No.]

Ara~
Looks like your swimsuit got washed away~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449989
>Bandana eyepatch
>Despite the eye being fully functional
Never knew you married a chunni wightfag

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound and other beastkin monstergirls marking their men with their smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36450318
>>cleaning up actually bad stuff their ancient race did in pre-lilith times(e.g finding and destroying some ancient dangerous artifact their race made).
I wanna do that tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>36450368
>rival beast monsters smelling you and rape you as a challenge to your waifu
>eventually get along but now have to endure even more scent marking
>especially the scent marking that has you fucking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36450303
Thanks, it's an amazing one.
>>36450348
They want you to see it, so they can foil you foiling their plans!
>>36450367
She's a gigantic chuuni, and for several cultures too! She loves the gladius!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36449800
>t. Virgin Dragon Hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36450366
this isn't a beach, it's a bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>36450318
>e.g finding and destroying some ancient dangerous artifact their race made).
I'd like them subverted for good purposes instead.
>gremlins find an ancient doomsday robot
>it's power was sufficient to destroy the entire world
>they pour mamono mana into it, till it monsterizes into a very horny automaton
>release it onto holstaur plains
>laugh their asses off as the doomsday automaton uses all its world destroying power to rape some unsuspecting level 1 adventurer

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>>36450368
Reminds me of that human shota x red oni demon doujin, where she made him eat her out while standing, so that he'd be soaked in her scent forever. It was cute, they had a farm and a daughter later on.

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>>36450366
Hot

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>>36450414
If the council decides that the task falls upon your mistress/wife's clan then you will probably be involved.
>Haughty vampire mistress is actually an excellent climber, survivalist and tomb raider

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>>36450443
You could have just said dragon.

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>>36450526
I mean alone, so I can just smack shit till it breaks

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>>36450366
Let’s be honest she wouldn’t have ever a calm reaction like that. Would at least suck your dick on the spot if that happened, if not outright rape (You)

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>>36450550
That's not very romantic.

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>>36449622
But I’m not a husband, I’m an adventurer planning to put an end to their nefarious plans!
It turns out that their plans were all about helping the single ones find husbands all along.

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>>36450580
I can find love by bumping into the old monsters who have to come to do the same job as I

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>>36449622
So, I can slap all their asses if they are single and aggro them then?

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>>36450599
I guess that's fine. I am just not sure how wise it is to tinker or attack ancient evil artifacts that you know nothing about.

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>>36450611
>proposing to a bunch of desperate monsters at the same time
Anon, I’m so sorry for your pelvis but congratulations on your new wives.

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>>36450597
you guys are truly evil, stealing jobs from cupids like that

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>>36450443
the women dragons association drinking party is super serious. no guys allowed and stuff. (until they are sufficiently drunk)

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>>36450550
>local "adventurer" smacks pre-demon lord warhead with a wrench causing a fiery explosion, local wisp is delighted, channel 69 news is bringing you all the details after this short ad break

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Orcs were made to be enslaved and forced to wear frilly clothes

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>>36450540
Every hag used to be young long ago.

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>>36450642
I feel like there is going to be at least some crazy capeshit-like battles from this before they calm down. Or maybe it is going to turn into a danmaku battle. You never know with these ancient mamono.

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>>36450705
>horde

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>>36450679
I'm going anyways, cause I don't care for rules and I like to see these single dragons spill their spaghetti

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>>36450730
That's how you know she's a kid, she hasn't learned proper spelling yet.

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>>36450730
Its how you can tell she's young....or foreign.

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>>36450495
I remember it. Had a pretty great ending.

https://exhentai.org/g/1471233/8f2f4b8171/

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>>36450730
no one cares ms haku now go fuck your students

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>>36449800
>>36449622
why do I feel like this is said, not by the single monsters, but by the only married one that doesnt want the other girls to use the meeting as an excuse to surround her husband

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Sure playing bongos on a cheshire's ass is fun, but what about playing bongos on her tits?

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>>36450730
>desperate dragons join p’orc armies to find husbands

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>>36450856
breasts arent made for that, butts are

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>>36450876
>still single

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>>36450856
they're for honking, not slapping

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>>36450856
Playing bongos is for ass.
Tits are for motorboating.

>Captcha: GR8T X

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>>36450856
anon, you need to treat her tits like you want your balls to be treated

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>>36450856
>bongos on the tits
>not sucking her tits for milk

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>>36451034
What does cheshire cat milk taste like?

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>>36450856
That's a great art. I never seen this artist before.

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>>36451046
like memes

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>>36451060
Corny like corn, then?

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>>36451046
mtn dew if she is a gamer, corn if she is a member, grape for rape, and if you nibble the nipple, you can get a temporary teleport skill

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I'd let her slash me with her axe

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They're so cute! Look how interested they are!

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>>36451187
I'm more interested in the maid.

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>>36451221
HORNY FOR OLD MAIDS

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>>36451281
Who isn’t?

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>>36451281
old maids?

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>>36451306
It can't be helped.
>>36451367
Yes. Art of milfy shogs would be nice as well

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>>36451306
Me

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>>36450777
>Bald Eagle Harpy
>she’s too fucking dense to realize Park Ranger Anon is always fondling and molesting her

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>>36451413
>he doesn’t want to impregnate the CC maids that bend over to clean something every time he comes in the room
How does it feel to literally be worse than Druella?

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>>36451443
I'm more into old mistresses

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>>36451466
I am into old spooky manisons with old spooky mistresses with old spooky miads and old spooky ghosts that live there as well on an old spooky hill

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>>36451558
Excellent taste. Those old undead households need some young mortal blood full of vitality.

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>>36451367
It's a crime for an old bird like that to remain single for that long.

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>>36451466
Based

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>>36451639
i would be the single drop of color and young in their old and boring lives, bringing joy and happiness into their once lonely lives, also teach them the wonders of modern life and computers as well

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Going on a trip to monster territory with a bunch of friends would play out something like a slasher film.
One by one, people in the group get picked off. Anon A falls for the charms of a Familiar and says "don't wait up." Anon B gets carried off by a Griffon for accidentally treading on sacred ground™. Anon C gets taken by a group of werewolves in exchange for passage through their forest.
Who will be next? How will it happen? Nobody knows...

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>>36451717
knowing me, i would be the one that would survive in the end only to actively seek milf monsters out

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>>36451717
now that got me thinking about erotic horror movies

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>>36432520
https://files.catbox.moe/q7flpo.mp4

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>>36451717
I definitely like the idea of a group of guys going on a road trip and this happening to them, someone should write it. I'd do it myself but I never finish anything I st

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>>36451760
Nah, you'd fall the moment the group runs into an "suspiciously wealthy" MG who can help them out... for a price.

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>>36441436
>little did anon know that her sisters were coming with her next time she went to the grocery store

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>>36451046
Incense and Peppermints.

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>>36451957
I would save the group by giving the monster my body, not because it turns me to be used and abused for something that I want, no that would be bad

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>>36451717
This is why I go alone with my armour and demon realm silver axe in hand but with my penis exposed

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>>36451760
I would fall the first time a MG told me they loved me.

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>>36452017
I thought that was whitehorn milk

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>>36452041
Silly boy, you don't abuse your possessions.
That's low class.

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>>36452174
Miss Horn I regret to inform you that I have been VERY naughty this year.

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>tfw ywn be the man who wakes up in a mansion that's a worlds of its own and filled with monsters and try to figure out how to get out

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>>36452174
I want to be forcefully employed as the reindeer milk farm's manager and sole employee

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>>36443037
There's a flaw with that plan. Either she talks to herself for hours or anons going to figure out that discussion only happens when he's online and think he's turning schizo

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>>36452287
anon, thats what the bots are for

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>>36452305
Oh yeah

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>>36452274
I wanna skip the silly games and force my tongue in Miss Whitehorn's mouth

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>>36451798
That's not how I imagined her cloning ability to work, I imagined it'd be more... fluid.
Also good to see she actually was enjoying and orgasming herself too.

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I will workout in the middle of a blizzard nude in winterstown

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>>36452509
Not for long you won't. The yetis are sexually aroused by shivering, they can sense a boy out in the cold from five miles away.

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>>36452577
Hey, I get free spotters

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>>36433265
What would a doujin for Amazons be like? I NEED TO KNOW

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>>36446640
>Y'know dear I your evil logo is supposed to be an eye but it kind of looks like a v-

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>>36452639
a viper's hood? I know, its intentional anon

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>>36432520

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>>36453358
>oni fox
Has science gone too far?

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>>36453358
This is slander and anti-fox propaganda.

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>>36453358
Funny how many cannibalistic child-eating hags there are in fables around the world.
>Hansel and Gretel witch
>Black Annis
>Inuit monster whose name I forget. Looks like a massive old women with gnarled roots on her back that she captures children with to eat later
Maybe that's where the Japanese got the older women "devouring" young boys thing from

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>>36453652
>bullying 1000 year old mgs by reading them folk tales where hags are the villains

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>penetration testing

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>>36453834
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4
Now that's what I call a successful test.

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>>36432520

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Trust no focks

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>>36454169
I trust no monster girl I haven't impregnated.

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>>36454169
Rude.

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>>36454169
You can trust foxes to want to be pampered.

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>>36452577
I want them to take me away to the Muscle Yeti gym deep in the mountains

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>>36452633
Something somehting:
>Bored out of her mind
>Tried to go around hunting, no man in sight since forever
>Undergoing depression and rage because even her lazy friend managed to find a boyfriend and had sex with him in front of the entire village last week
>No man lately even DARES come near the this forest lately because it's widespread men disappear here after jobbing to amazons and all near villages have been abandoned
>Thinking about going in an adventure outside the village or something to find someone
>Suddenly
>Sniff the smell of a male, the signature mix of sweat and pheromones of someone that went into the forest but has been anxiously trasversing it for hours
>Track it down, find his underwear among some tree branches start sniffing it
>WAIT
>All other clothes and beginner gear are also around here
>Take it
>Go further, find a lake, a man was there, likely not even 100 years old bathing and exposing his body to the world without care
>Man notices you ''KYAAAAAA'' notices you have his clothes and equipment, starts despairing he can't even fight back
>Amazoness plays around waving his underwear. ''Maybe I'll give you this back if you come here kiss my abs''. Internally: 'what am I even doing, there is no way he'd conveniently do that, it's more likely he will try to run away now and get taken by some other villa-'
>He is actually coming this way from the lake
>He is furiously red like in those orc doujins and starts licking the abs
>Amazoness starts thinking she may have fucked up hard but notices his growing erection
>''Oh my looks like we got some pervert over here''
>He starts blabbing something about how this is a natural reaction and nothing of the sort like some zipangu tsundere boy.
>She forces him against her abs and starts giving him a handjob, boy cums hard
>He starts staring daggers at her
>Amazoness thinks she may have fucked up hard her only chance to get a husband
>Try to force a smile ''what is it?'' comes off way more smug than she intended, feels like one of those Cheshire assholes
>''P-Please'' he asks, dick still throbbing in her hand
>Switches flip, neurons connect, synapses happen, brain turns on
>Reverse piledrives him then and there, forces him to wear her panties as a mask to make him memorize her scent, starts raping him
>Hours later carries him while giving him a vaginal sex, he is mentally broken, keeps licking her abs and cumming buckets as she walks all the way back to the village
>Alraunes in the way are blushing at her boldness
>Guards' jaws drops
>Rest of the village is fambergasted
>Even her normie friend can't believe what she sees
>Amazoness MC can't understand at first, still in a daze raping her new husband
>Next day and for years to come becomes known as a legend and pervert even by the village's standards for going beyond proving herself, but doing that from the hunt ALL THE WAY to the village nonstop.

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What's the best most inconspicuous way to hide multiple vampire bites so I don't look like a total manslut

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>>36454378
why hide that? Accent that and put a "dollar a bite" on your neck and accept that you are a manslut and be proud of it

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>>36454378
just connect the dots with a pen and say its supposed to be a constellation

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>>36454378
Plate armor.

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>>36454378
You can't hide it, anon. They know.

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>>36454378
get a dhampir to kiss your booboo better

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>>36454169
Make me

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>>36454485
be care anon, she'll end up developing a taste for it too

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>>36454378
>Hiding it
>Not proudly walking around with a bloodstain on the collar of every single shirt you own

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>>36454673
she can kiss, scrap and lick me all she wants, aslong as she doesnt penetrate my innocence against my will

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>>36454673
>dhampir friend jokingly kisses your wounds
>just for a brief moment you see a deep, animalistic hunger in her eyes

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>>36454781
>she gets a taste of you by accident
>she tries to play it off and excuses herself for a moment
>returns with a shitton of red lipstick on
>she starts kissing your wound again hoping the red smears she leaves in your skin will cover up her misdeed

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>>36454814
fuck, the blood is flowing elsewhere now

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>>36454843
i hope she doesnt bite that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>36454854
She’s definitely gonna put her mouth on it.

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>>36454378
I know that's you Belmont.

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>>36454854
Why do vamps have FAT asses?

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>>36455031
All they do is sit on a throne all day long.

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>>36455031
Blood goes straight to them cheeks

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>>36455031
without a heart to pump their veins all their blood coagulates in the buttocks

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>>36455031
all they do is laze in their castles, whine about how they are single, and masturbate to bloodbag and communal blood cleric porn, why wouldn't they have fat asses

[Anonymous No.]

All this anti-vampire drivel is FALSE. Vampires are your natural superiors and should be both respected and feared. And our asses are not 'fat'.

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>>36455161
>natural superiors
>can't run for a minute without nearly dying although being undead

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>>36455050
>>36455133
NOOOOO

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>>36455031
>>36455050
>>36455216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_wUT1CvWM

WELCOME TO WALLACHIA GENTLEMEN. I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF YOUR VIRGINITY'S SURVIVAL IS SMALL-- SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS MONSTER HUSBANDS... BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS THAT YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO LILITH'S BOUDOIR.

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vampires are dirty coomers that would come the moment they smelt actual human blood so hard that they would go retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455161
Gonna test my grapesnake on some vampires,
fangs that inject >>>>>>>> fangs that suck

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>>36432520

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>>36455293

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>>36455256
>water bombing the undead lands with holy water

[Anonymous No.]

How should a your body look like after having sex with a Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455311
>I love the smell of holy water in the morning

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>>36455322
ripped due to drinking her milk

[Anonymous No.]

which mg manga should I read?
which mg manga should other me read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455322
Same as it did before, maybe just sweatier. Good Jinko wife knows to be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455322

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>>36454378
Red turtleneck sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455293
>>36455306
What monster is this?

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>>36447449
>he doesn't know

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>>36455322
Only part of your head would be visible as the rest of your body is cover med by a cuddly tiger woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>36447449
fishing

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>>36455161
>Vampires are your natural superiors
True, but vampire mosquitoes are even more superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455409
https://twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1434969935344721929

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455256
>getting lost deep behind undead lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7u_N6mgejY

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455322
with marks only on your shoulders without any cuts where she was holding into you, she wouldnt scratch your back since that would kill you, so she just holds you tightly against herself leaving only the shape of her hands on your skin

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>>36455322
guess

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>>36455423
They don't even like fish. They feel lucky when they get some seaweed on their hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455433
>Turning climatic conditions into monsters
Are we past the point of return?

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>>36455435
>we're fit, we're single, but we're not back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455444
Do they feel guilty afterwards or proud that they 'claimed' their man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455452
Not him but I don't like fish either, I just like catching them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455460
Depends on the personality of the jinko in question and how far into the relationship they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455460
they feel so sorry they INSIST on licking the wounds with their barbed tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455444
Worth it for those big paws.

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>>36455435
It's time to take advantage we're away from the front-line and try to steal the local wight's tea set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455435
time to play with undead bottoms and steal panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455256
hold on, that's a Regura ain't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455523
>>36455549
>sarge just wants to get his boys home
>the boys are treating it like extended leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455564
You can tell because it makes you fucking diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455564
>not able to tell
shame, shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455576
"We're gonna gonna get the Iron cross for this!"
Said Private anon, with a Lich's panties over his face.

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>>36455576
>he's delicately moving his squad through the brush, expertly staying concealed as they move towards friendly territory
>they stop for a moment as an undead patrol moves by
>"alright boys, five more miles south and we'll be hom-"
>"holy shit bros, those ghouls had the fattest asses I've ever seen!"
>sarge stares forlornly at his charging troops, then by chance locks eyes with an equally depressed looking lich squad leader
>they go get a drink together while their soldiers go AWOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455576
would be the stray lamb right in the den of the most powerful, high-ranking, and desperate undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455576
Sarge and the undead can all get what they want, it's just he needs to bring more than his boys home.

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>>36454378
Other vampire ladies(and undead nobility for that matter) won't treat you like a simple peasant if they see those bitemarks. I mean they are still higher status than you, but being a vampire's thrall makes you more worthy than other humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455634
Fool! Liches don't wear panties! You've been tricked!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I wrestle a snake and pin her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455775
same way you do with wurms, nipple in mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36455775
You need to control the tongue to control the snake. don't bother trying to fight the body, just dominate the head and her hands and you win on two out of three battles.

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>>36455858
>and her hands
You make it sound easy