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Eye contact with a Werebat is a very intimate thing.

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>> No.36455986
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well why not?

>> No.36455990
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36455990

Best way to take out a skeleton is with a big weapon. Forget spells. Just smack em, and watch the bones fly!

>> No.36456001

>>36455990
Big boned!

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>>36455977
Is staring at a werebat's fat ass also considered romantic?

>> No.36456019

>>36456011
>Strawberry print
Fruit bats are best bats.

>> No.36456020

>>36456011
If you're interested in a relationship with her, you should grab it.

>> No.36456022

how do I become an communal blood bag

>> No.36456046

>>36456022
first you need to buy canned bread

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36456048

You are cordially invited to fuck her ass.

>> No.36456055

>>36456046
>canned bread
why?

>> No.36456058

Bat vs Vampire. Who can suck the best?

>> No.36456069

>>36456055
because its the best kind

>> No.36456074

>>36456048
How is she going to get pregnant if I go in the wrong hole though.

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BIG Awoos!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/33711700

Vampire thing! Someone requested this idea a while ago and it took me a while to do it. Enjoy and I hope you all had a nice labor day.

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I wanna suck on Druella's druberries.

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Big fat goblin rears

>> No.36456205

>>36456094
nice, I loved it

>> No.36456212

>>36456103
she is part holst

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you have awakened a sleeping dragon

>> No.36456256

If I were to shitpost on 4mons, I'd first get ripped then get a great helm, then just post naked body with the helm on to derail threads then continue to post doing my body asking if anymore monsters want to see more, also would post me doing seductive poses if asked

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>> No.36456320

>>36456238
I stay very still and try to blend in with her treasure hoard.

>> No.36456320,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.36456335

>>36456094
Pretty good. Hope that succubus gets a happy ending eventually.

>> No.36456347

>be me, a bastard child who was kicked out of his house at the age of 12
>have been begging and travelling for 4 years since then
>I arrived to the high noble part of the undead
>I sleep in a coffin and beg for food
>This night was different
>An undead monster of high status stops her coach right in front of me
>Her retainers and servants all tried to stop her from talking with me

>> No.36456410

>>36456094
kind of a shame there wasnt a twist with the Succubus coming to the rescue after recognizing him on the stream

>> No.36456414

>>36456320
>Stay still, she looks around, doesn't seem to notice you.
>It worked!
>She lets out a big yawn and walks towards you.
>Turns around and plants her fat Dragon ass on your face, then lies down and goes to sleep.

>> No.36456436

>>36456347
>"don't talk to him, he's a worthless human
>"He is a common mutt, not worth the duchess's Aria favor
>"He has no status and likely broken, you deserve the finest man"
>Silence, I wish to talk with the boy
>Hey, begger boy, whats your name?
<"Anon's the name, fair lady"as I knelt before her
>Do you want to come with me?, All I ask is for something in return
<"Yes, name the price and I'll do anything"
>Be my knight in shining armor and I'll let you come with me
<"sure, when do I start?"
>Now
>The wight then grabs you and tosses you into her coach
>You find your eyelids grow tired and sleep inside the carriage

>> No.36456446

Human boys please monster hags for home OHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.36456477

>>36456347
Why would they stop her?
>>36456436
Why would they act like elves?

>> No.36456507

>>36456446
it was either her or getting reverse gangbanged by a fuckton of rant girls in the middle of the street

>> No.36456516

>>36456507
*rat

>> No.36456549

>>36456446
Being homeless in MGC is not that bad when you have a Devil Bug harem.

>> No.36456559

>>36456446
whats wrong with that, she paid for me to be her mail-order husband, sure as hell beats being grabbed and taken to the sewers to be fucked by all the sewer monsters

>> No.36456562

>>36456559
bubble slimes are nice girls, that's a fucked up thing to say

>> No.36456562,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.36456574

>>36456562
bubble slimes are nice, now about the rest of the monsters that lurk there, not so nice

>> No.36456593

>>36456477
just wanted to write some real stuck up undead for some reason

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>> No.36456642

>>36456610
>named chupa y traga
>doesn't know spanish
es mierda, pura mierda
jk, its nice pun there

>> No.36456655

What kind of pantsu do you think each 2hu girl wears?KTHYM

>> No.36456668

>>36456446
and? why is that a probelm?

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I've cast a spell on you, anon!

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>>36456668

>> No.36456708

>>36456610
I'm gonna shoot at her if you know what I mean.

>> No.36456725

>>36456708
you need to upgrade that peashooter of yours cause it ain't got the range

>> No.36456731

>>36456725
Rude!

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>>36455977

>> No.36456748

>>36456731
just go down to your local mamano clinc and they'll fix ya right up

>> No.36456751

I like fox girls, I think they're nice. Zipangu girls in general seem like they'd be a nice time to be around.

>> No.36456762

>>36456446
I have done worse for food, I held hands with multiple monsters to get my lunch money

>> No.36456780

>>36456690
>greenmage fires a spell at anon
>anon covers his face to protect himself
>he feels a soft wet plop on his arms
>he opens his eyes and looks down
>...did she just throw a thing of cabbage?

>> No.36456784

>>36456780
>it summoned a greenworm horde

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>> No.36456822

>>36456784
>instead of magic missle she casts cabbage missle which has the same effect, but instead of bolts of energy it's greenworms flying in at mach speed

>> No.36456827

>>36456784
>anon is being swarmed by greenworms
>he cries out as he feels their plump and cuddly bodies all over him
>he only gets released when the horde spits him out to fight over the cabbage
>greenmage stands over his defeated body with a smug face

>> No.36456832

We have to settle this now once and for all
Who is the best mg?

>> No.36456834

>>36456832
(you) alped

>> No.36456842

>>36455414
>>36455423
I meant what fun things could you do using Greenworms like objects or tools.

>> No.36456846
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Meanwhile in 4monster:
>I've seen a human boy(he said he was 30 and thus a "grown-ass man" but you know them) say that wearing a shirt, shorts, and sandals while walking slouched to get pizza isn't an invitation for a monster to come and rape him on the spot.
>Could you believe that?

>> No.36456854

>>36456842
Kill all humans

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>> No.36456874

>>36456846
>being 30
just stop getting old, lmao

>> No.36456875

>>36456842
onahole

>> No.36456876

>>36456846
A fey for pinning down and making heirs with.

>> No.36456886

>>36456827
>the girls get their greens
>greenmage gets her (soon to be husband) man
anon better move quickly if he's going to avoid the cocoon

>> No.36456891

>>36456846
>being 30
That’s like being a baby. He shouldn’t be going out alone.

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>>36456874
t.

>> No.36456914

>>36456846
>walking slouched
thank god I don't do that, I am a 21 year old man after all

>> No.36456930

>>36456891
what about being 21?

>> No.36456963
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>>36456846
you ever think about being the love-prisoner of affection starved fae? i do, a lot

>> No.36456970

>>36456842
Pillow

>> No.36456989

>>36456970
the PIL fork?

>> No.36456998

>>36456846
>eating pizza
A boy eats that, a real man eats raw meat with his bare hands while nude like god intended

>> No.36457008

>>36456989
Everyone doubted her, but she's graduated with her Comp Sci degree and is ready to enter the workforce

>> No.36457020

>>36456894
>wisp assassin hunting you so she can have you forever

>> No.36457024

>>36456963
>she's struggled against you for years and finally has captured you.
>Stripped naked and dragged to her bed, she strides in, a victorious smirk on her face and uses you as a daiki, nuzzling into your chest.

>> No.36457025

>>36456842
Getting stuff down from the top shelf for you because they can climb up there

>> No.36457030

>>36457025
or not being a manlet and getting it yourself

>> No.36457070

Stupid sexy onahole

>> No.36457071

>>36456846
at what point do monsters consider you a man? and don't say by having kids cause I did that and my wife still calls me a little boy

>> No.36457083

>>36456914
>>36456930
You both belong glued to Wisp hips for decades with your dicks inside her pussy. For your healthy growth.
>>36456963
>>36457024
As long as it isn’t the death dog. She weights 120 kilos! If she tops, you die!

>> No.36457085

>>36457070
>The living doll calls you a stupid sexy human

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>> No.36457102

>>36457083
and did a little death kill anyone?

>> No.36457108

>>36457083
Anon please, she's big, not an idiot.
She'll get off once you pass out.

>> No.36457124

>>36457071
Depends on a combination of age, size and breeding children. If you are smaller than your wife, I’m afraid even your daughters will treat you like a boy once they outgrow you.

>> No.36457127

>>36456842
Sit one on your lap and it's like you have a little warmer on you to keep you comfy. You even have someone to talk at the same time, it's double worth

>> No.36457152

I wonder, do monsters know when you turn legal?

>> No.36457157
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>>36457071
Who faints first in marathon sex: you or your wife? If you outlast her, you are a man. If she outlasts you, no matter how quick she comes you are still a boy needing nap time.

>> No.36457175

>>36457152
they can smell it

>> No.36457180

>>36457152
They can smell it likely. They are also masters of politics, using Earth’s law to justify (You) are legal and Monster law to justify you are too young to walk around without escort and that you deserved the rape.

>> No.36457218
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>>36457180
>you deserved the rape.
thats if I get caught, I'll just ask this nice fox to escort me, all I have to do is give her a kiss on the cheeks

>> No.36457223

>>36457157
>succ starts crying during sex
>says she's a failure cause she's cumming too much before you
>she sobs that you would be better off with a better succ
how to fix?

>> No.36457227

>>36457223
more dick

>> No.36457246

>>36457085
>living doll
i have a confession to make

>> No.36457254

how does druella feel about meta humor?

>> No.36457274

So which monsters wouldn't care if you weren't legal?

>> No.36457297

>>36457223
pull her to your chest, make her hear your heart while you pet her head and tell her everything is alright while staying inside of her

>> No.36457318

>>36457223
fuck her until she can't remember why she was crying and make her your bimbo succ wife

>> No.36457325

>>36457124
>even your daughters will treat you like a boy once they outgrow you
Well that’s just bad parenting.

>> No.36457367

orc hentai would be the same in mgc

>> No.36457402
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36457402

How do you get into the MG porn industry?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.36457417

>>36457402
look for your local tanuki and do everything they say

>> No.36457445

>>36457325
Or normal state of things if your children are dark elves or amazons.

>> No.36457518
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36457518

you don't play with dolls, anon?

>> No.36457552

>>36457518
Something tells me this is an elaborate loaded question. Once you start fucking her she will tease (You) for playing with dolls

>> No.36457590

>>36457552
just insist that she is not a doll, but an action figure

>> No.36457599
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36457599

>>36457518
No, the doll plays with me.

>> No.36457636
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36457636

>>36457518
I sure do, in bed of course

>> No.36457744

>>36457599
what a sorry state

>> No.36457765

>>36457402
Getting in is easy. It's getting out that's hard.

>> No.36457936

>>36456094
They don't call it a VPN for nothing
>Vampire protected network

>> No.36457962

will sergeant anon be able to get his men back home from deep behind undead lines?

>> No.36457987

>>36457962
in a body bag (for 2)

>> No.36457989

>>36455990
is an average sized weapon ok too?

>> No.36458012

Slimes are best because they can be useful around the house helping with cleaning and can be fed food waste.

Good for the environment
Good for your wallet
Choose Slimes

>> No.36458027

>>36458012
do they come in milf flavor?

>> No.36458035

>>36458027
just add water

>> No.36458036

>>36458012
viscous hands typed this

>> No.36458038

>>36455990
I bet you've fought nothing but those weak boned northern skeletons, face a thick skeleton that drank her holst milk everyday and see what happens

>> No.36458050

>>36456963
>"I told you I'm not fucking you...until you're older."

>> No.36458060

>>36458035
what If I add milk instead?

>> No.36458075

>>36458060
assuming it's bovine sourced you'd get a cowslime

>> No.36458078

I want to get reverse gangbanged by a group of teenaged gyaru monster girls.

>> No.36458087

i believe in elf inferiority

>> No.36458101

>>36458075
so whats a cow slime do?

>> No.36458110

>>36458078
you're not interesting enough to be bully-raped by more than two gyarus at most anon, sorry, I'm sure you could get it on with the whole nerdy clique though

>> No.36458145

>>36458110
so where would i be on the popularity scale if i got raped by three gyarus?

>> No.36458158

why do i feel like gyaru monsters would be the most likely to be larping old monsters?

>> No.36458172

>>36458101
cowprint colors, slime cowbell, slime horns, shares pastures with barometz, makes moo noises, enjoys milkings
usual cow stuff

>> No.36458199

>>36458110
But I drive a Porsche.
Yeah it's 20 years old, but it's still a Porsche, gyarus love expensive cars.

>> No.36458206

>>36458172
so there are herds of cow slimes wandering around?

>> No.36458225

>>36458145
you'd have to be a bit down the scale or maybe engaged in a club, yknow, in a situation where you COULD be ascending socially but instead you just keep your "recluse nature". thinking about it you could still be where you are and get more gyarus if they are sisters (or related) or if there's a girl kinda into you and that's about as much of an herbivore as you also being bullied by the gyarus.

>> No.36458235

>>36458199
anon, I...

>> No.36458240

>>36456832
Apophis

>> No.36458306

Are Kikis and shogs the kind to look for a NEET? Or is that not the kind of man they mean when they look for one to needs to be taken care of?

>> No.36458321

>>36458306
you could read the profile i suppose

>> No.36458340
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36458340

monster booty snack at midnight

>> No.36458363

>>36457962
they are home now, anon, now and forever.

>> No.36458375
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36458375

>>36458340
Loli Anubutts
https://files.catbox.moe/66vshz.jpg

>> No.36458379

>>36458340
I don't want to put my mouth near butts, that's gross.

>> No.36458411

>>36456832
the one right next to (you) or whichever you prefer
as for me, I'd really like a hakutaku wife

>> No.36458415
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36458415

>>36455977

>> No.36458424

>>36458340
slap her butt for raiding my fridge

>> No.36458425

>>36458379
ey, more for me then

>> No.36458450

>>36458340
>wake up in the middle of the night to find your bed empty
>go downstairs
>wife is raiding the fridge
>"Oh, sorry I woke you up. I got hungry. Do you want anything?"
>staring at her fat cat ass as she roots around in the fridge
>accidentally mumble chocolate cake
>wife gets extra smug, tells you to help yourself to a slice

>> No.36458458

>>36458415
ewww

>> No.36458480

>>36458415
Is that Ghidorah? Why is she purple?

>> No.36458617
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36458617

Wouldn't it be funny if a lilim pretended to be a human a child, let herself be adopted by a man and then reverse-groomed him until she "grows up"? Then finally, she reveals herself and takes him as her husband.

>> No.36458645
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36458645

>>36457008
>Comp Sci degree and is ready to enter the workforce
nope

>> No.36458647

>>36458617
nope only wholesome family time in this household young lady, growth spurt or not

>> No.36458679

>>36456842
>what fun things could you do using Greenworms
Ok hear me out:


>grab a Greenworm
>raise her above your head
>start running around while making propeller noises

If you get a young Greenworm she will giggle, if she’s older, then she will try to cover up her giggling with curse words.

>> No.36458688

>>36458617
>guy adopts a child cause he's lonely
>raises her with all the love he can give her
>is so proud of her when she graduates high school
>turns out his "daughter" is some sick hag playing around
lilim worst monster

>> No.36458703

>>36458647
>Monster girl gets adopted by a human that turns out to be her actual father
>Got seperated from them before she was born after a terrible accident left her parents thinking the other was dead
>Get wholesome family moments with her mom and dad when they're not fucking like rabbits after finally getting together again
Hire me, Druella. I have thousands more ideas for children stories you can make bank off of.

>> No.36458756

>>36458450
>you take the knife from a nearby drawer
>"a-anon? t-that's not w-what I meant..."
>you push her deeper inside the fridge, your free hand holding her ass
>she's squirming as you press the knife against her exposed cheek
>"ANON PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS PLEASE I WAS JUST-"
>you stab her ass, blood dripping down her legs
>her voice weakens
>"a-anon... I l-love you please stop..."
>you do it again her dark brown blood(?) making a puddle in the floor
>as you pull the neat slice you carved yourself she... moans?
>you take a bite as your wife starts clearly climaxing right in front of you
>it's chocolate
>she's chocolate
>wake up next with the weirdest boner and with your wife right next to you
>lick her, just in case
>not chocolate

>> No.36458763

alp lilim

>> No.36458774

>>36456842
You can still go fishing, it's just you'll get attacked by an angry mermaid with strong maternal instincts

>> No.36458787

>>36458763
The big gay

>> No.36458815
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Catch!

>> No.36458834

>>36458815
Y-Yamero!

>> No.36458839
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>> No.36458871

>>36458763
>>36458787
>her army is filled with alp variants of the monster girls
>Alp hellhounds, Alp cheshires, alp ice queens, alp greenworms,alp alps, you name it, there's an alp version of it
>all wear that navy uniform with the ascot but the shirt is a crop top and they wear booty shorts
>They are also the demon lords navy

>> No.36458876

>>36458815
(it was a hologram)

>> No.36458939

>>36458815
thanks, I'm keeping it

>> No.36458952
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36458952

>>36458815
No, you catch

>> No.36458960

>>36458815
>>36458952
war has changed...

>> No.36458963

>>36458952
I'd take a hellpup, I bet they would be really cute even if they seem scary.

>> No.36459018

>>36458952
i like this picture. what other things would a monster throw at you?
>your shog maid throws a shog ball at you

>> No.36459029

>>36459018
cursed mortar yeeting a motor at ya

>> No.36459122

>>36459018
>golem throws a brick at you

>> No.36459128

>>36459018
>golem throws a brick at you

>> No.36459147

>>36458871
>all alps in the DL Navy
It makes so much sense now.
Now I want to be hit on by a bunch of drunk alps in sailor uniforms.

>> No.36459155

>>36459018
>demon tells you to catch and throws a ball of paper at you
>you uncrumple it
>it's a contract that says "catch this if you agree to get married"

>> No.36459159

>>36459128
Honey! Please don't throw bricks!

>> No.36459170

>>36459159
>police called because Pitbull Kobold keeps throwing bricks at people she doesn’t like

>> No.36459185

>>36459018
Throwing parasite slimes

>> No.36459193

>>36459018
Holsts throw their milky bras

>> No.36459219

>>36459193
schluuuuurp

>> No.36459227
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36459227

Party like a shog!

>> No.36459257
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36459257

>>36459018
Hakus throw books when you get a math question wrong

>> No.36459258

>>36459219
you also get the milk addiction status, it cannot be removed unless you drink holst milk straight from the tap

>> No.36459265

>>36459257
>tfw will never get to be the lazy underachiever that can actually do the work well in a Haku's class

>> No.36459283

>>36457765
w-why?

>> No.36459306

>>36459258
I fail to see a problem

>> No.36459316

>>36459306
neither do the holsts, the only ones who do have problems are the baphos

>> No.36459322

>>36459283
You signed a contract. Should've read the fine print.

>> No.36459327

>>36459265
you just described me

>> No.36459334
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36459334

I got banned from the local prankster’s guild for posting cringe now the cheshires keep teasing me about it how do I make them stop?

>> No.36459340

>>36459334
embrace the cringe and become a cringelord or go under an old wise chesh and train your memefu

>> No.36459409

>>36459334
>local prankster’s guild
>not being in the guild of big booms
tell me how I know your balls haven't dropped yet?

>> No.36459411
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>> No.36459425

>>36459411
ugly

>> No.36459432
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36459432

>>36459425
That's okay, monsters will love you anyway.

>> No.36459498
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36459498

>Buy haunted house
>Expect ghost blowjob
>Instead the ghost just makes out with me
>Long, sloppy spit and ectoplasm soaked kisses throughout the night making me harder than steel
>Almost going to cum from just kissing her but she stops right as I’m on the edge
>Want to grab her hips and pull her down but everything except her head is intangible
>Can’t grab her head for a blowjob cause once our lips are locked she isn’t letting go until I’m a gasping, panting, horny mess
How in Hel’s name do I make this ghost tangible and repay her for all my ruined orgasms?

>> No.36459630

>>36459498
get another ghost and have sex with her in front of original ghost

>> No.36459637
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36459637

>>36459498
Exercise your dead.

>> No.36459670

>>36458645
She went hungry through schooling, goddammit she just wants to make enough to sate her appetite

>> No.36459749
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>> No.36459757

>>36459749
Do not pet the parrot. Everything is an erogenous zone.

>> No.36459766

https://nhentai.net/g/372104/
Red Hood!

>> No.36459787
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36459787

>>36459757
nice

harpy girls would be the easiest to get off

>> No.36459802
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36459802

undead gray mushroom cake spread

>> No.36459824

>>36459766
I'm never going to stop breeding my wife, no matter how old I get.

>> No.36459839

>>36459749
Do harpy husbands have the same smell addiction /an/ has for feathers?

>> No.36459841

>>36459498
Grab a vacuum cleaner and do what must be done

>> No.36459867

Friendly reminder that all lewd young monstergirls must spend time in horny jail.

https://imgur.com/a/hncz2kV

>> No.36459894

>>36459867
I don't see anything

>> No.36459901
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36459901

>>36459867
>The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available
Serves him right
He trusted imgur

>> No.36459915

>>36459894
>>36459901
Imgur is fucking cringe I guess.

https://imgbox.com/g/IQFd4PDVcB

>> No.36459927

>>36459915
wtf is this kdf shit

>> No.36459943

>>36458815
Do monster girls have Sukusukus now too?

>> No.36459951

>>36459915
That's unexpectedly hot

>> No.36459962
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36459962

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33736513

A novella I've been working on for a while. Demon Hunter Trevor Rensor is tasked with the extermination of a cat demoness.
Expect a feisty nekomata, a sassy lilim and a dimwitted siren, as well as a lot of blood and violence.
There's several sexual escapades in this story, and they range from brutal rape to sadistic femdom to gentle femdom. Please enjoy.

I've posted my works in these threads previously, I'm on the writer list as 'Insomniatic.' I guess I go by Somdola now.

>> No.36459984

>>36459839
Depends on what they smell like.

>> No.36459987

>>36459915
That's a human.

>> No.36460013

>>36459962
>blood and violence
But that's bad

>> No.36460031
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How is Master Anon going to explain to his snooty noble parents why all the maids in his mansion are heavily pregnant?

>> No.36460040

>>36460013
It's okay. Nobody gets hurt too bad unless they really deserved to.

>> No.36460064

>>36460031
I want to see a Snooty Kiki
>Anon my son, you are supposed to have her give you a son before she’s monsterized

>> No.36460100

How would a smug kiki behave? I figure all shogs are smug due to their understanding of things beyond human's scope but what would smug kikis be like?

>> No.36460128

>>36460100
>shogs are smug due to their understanding of things beyond human's scope
You have it backwards. They’re smug because head empty except for (You).

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>anon goes on a date with a girl he met online
>she definitely doesn't look the age she says she is, but he's more concerned about his erection threatening to punch a hole in his pants just from looking at her

>> No.36460238

>>36460135
Old Hags and Ancient Evils are meant to be cuddled, spoiled, and made into mothers. This is the natural order of things.

>> No.36460243

>>36460100
Smug kiki
>be Anon
>you walk into the house
>feeling... not sure, maybe hungry, maybe thirsty
>before you can decide, your Kiki maido ushers you into an armchair while holding a freshly-poured cold beer and a sammich
>you take the proferred glass and plate
>you put the plate in your lap as you need a hand to lift the sammich
>your Kiki 'tuts' almost inaudibly as she lifts the empty plate onto the arm of the chair
>her face as she unzips your jeans is smug contentment, she even flicks the remote to the perfect channel as her smug grin engulfs you...

>> No.36460253

>>36460031
They’re just mad I didn’t want to take the family’s Shoggoth maid.

>> No.36460309

>>36460243
Snooty kiki
(basically Horny MaryPoppins with feather ruffles etc)
>be Anon
>come home to your shitty apartment
>the door is unlocked, and opens gently as you go to put the key in the lock
>Anon enters warily...
>the dirty armchair you scored off the kerb is gleamingly clean and somehow looks plumper and comfier, its rips neatly stitched together
>your flatscreen is glistening, all the cords to your consoles and handcontrollers are coiled in flat neat rolls and straight networked cable-runs
>the empty pizza boxes are stacked neatly in the corner, all corners straight
>the empty beer cans are in a perfect pyramid in the opposite corner, the layers arranged by brands and colors
>your stained carpet somehow looks lush, like a manicured lawn, and the stains somehow have an 'artistic' aspect, like a Pollock painting
>then, while you're still trying to work out what the fuck has happened.... >>36460243 continues

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>> No.36460354

>>36460309
Very snooty Kiki
>>36460309
>>36460243
>she takes out a bowl of warm scented water, a heated towel, and another soft fluffy towel
>"Tsk tsk, as if you think I'm going to put that dirty unwashed thing in my mouth...and swallow it like the filthy goo you've been collecting in those jars under your bed..."

>> No.36460381

>>36460339
Cute bat!

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36460433

Be careful, desert wan is extra cranky today!

>> No.36460435

>>36460354
Very strict snooty Kiki
>be Anon
>>36460309
>>36460243
>>36460354
>when you junk is now spotlessly clean, gently scented, and diamond-hard
>her face rises up to your level
>she lifts her skirts and petticoats
>her gleaming white lace-edged bloomers are divided at the crotch
>she climbs onto the armchair, her scaly calves straddling your thighs
>"Well, there's going to me no more of this wasting precious sperm in unwashed jars, there's only one proper receptacle for that precious fluid, do you understand, Young Master..?
>one hand reaches under your glass to steady it so you don't spill any beer on the nice clean carpet, as with the other she pushes your chest back into the chair and lowers herself onto poor helpless Anon

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36460446

>>36460381

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>> No.36460547
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>>36460435
Ok enough greentextfagging.

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>>36460547

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>>36460553
>tfw your Kiki realises those old jars she polished and rearranged neatly under your spotless bed are attracting stray Shoggs

>> No.36460571
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>>36460566

>> No.36460609

>>36460339
Bat Gang

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>>36460535
I don't really like hellhounds, but this one…this one is different.

>> No.36460653

>>36458415
>man face

>> No.36460672
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Around elves, watch yourself

>> No.36460690
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>> No.36460717

>>36460690
What a strange Oni.

>> No.36460719

What should you never feed to Greenworms, and why?

>> No.36460731

>>36460719
Spicy peppers would be one, I assume.

>> No.36460741

>>36460731
Yes, chili peppers evolved to deter mwees. Only humans are dumb enough to eat them.

>> No.36460742

>>36460690
This ends exactly like with that adolescent lamia film-freak isn't it?

>> No.36460751

>>36458617
Haha yeah, funny and cute.

>> No.36460765

>>36460571
>quiet shy Kiki
When Anon is all tided up in neat clean clothes, eating wholesome homecooked meals, and is immaculately groomed with a neat clean pad, he starts attracting a lot of different high-end Mamonos.
His dutiful Kiki maido cleans up the mess every morning, picks up all the discarded torn mamono panties, washes and irons the stained sheets, even cleans their discarded dresses overnight, makes the mamono-skanks a healthy breakfast, and calls them a cab.
And as a Maid, she's okay with that as long as she's loyally serving her Master.
Then one night her Master picks up what he thought was just a hot purple-goo girl, and a Shog comes in and in between fucking her Master, the bitch dares to start 'tidying' things.
And once she has started to work, she won't leave her Master.
A storm of tidying and serving.
>Anon becomes a slice of meat in a very neat sammich

>> No.36460785

>>36460731
Okay, but why? What would happen if she ate one?

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>>36460765

>> No.36460830

>>36460785
Flame farts?
"Hulk"-rage?
Evil poison 'take over the world laugh' personality change wurm?

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>Ugly
>Skinny fat
>Acne
>Oily skin
>Retard
Mother Nature protects me from rape.

>> No.36460907

>>36460864
The only protection from mamono-rape would be to cut your dick off.
>desperate Mamono out hunting sees a hulking unmistakingly masculine figure walking through her forest one night
>smells the irresistable scent of human x-y chromosomes on the breeze
>creeps up in the dark, grabs her prey by the manly hips
>kisses those strong lips while brushing up against that strong five-o'clock shadow
>reaches down into her prey's jeans, tearing the zipper apart
>.... and nothing
"Ohmigawd! Did you just assume my wrong pronouns!?"
>twists the neck until it snaps
>discards the worthless husk
>resumes her desperate search

>> No.36460989

>>36460907
>the depressed Mamono walks down through the forest to the roadside bar
>deserted except for the goblin barwench
>orders a tankard of beer to drown her sorrows
Outside there's a low rumbling sound as a lone Harley pulls up in front of the bar
>the biker dismounts, spits tobacco onto the ground, and swaggers into the Bar
>solid, muscular, boots and jeans, a flannel jacket , prison tattoos and a buzzcut
>the monstergirl excitedly sniffed the air thru the smells of stale beer and old cigar smoke
FML, can't win a trick tonight
>"At least tell me you've got a big strap-on in those saddlebags..."

>> No.36461016

>>36460907
And then a lich comes and resurrects the dickless wonder with a fresh package. Or he comes back as a zombie/ghost/skeleton girl.

>> No.36461032

Do you think centaurs paint their hooves like women paint their toe nails?

>> No.36461103

>>36457445
Even your Amazon daughter should treat you like an adult. You were the one that changed her nappies, spoonfed her, and read her bedtime stories.

>> No.36461210
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>Hey Anon... can you tell me, uh... what's your favorite Spyro level?

>> No.36461242

>>36461210
>tfw was a PC kid

>> No.36461252
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Canadians!

>> No.36461391

>>36461210
Spyro 1: Wizard Peak
Spyro 2: Metropolis
Spyro 3: Lost Fleet

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>>36461032
Ofc.
There are already hoofpaints for show horses or just dressing-up.
Even 'decorative' horseshoes with filigree fronts that come up over the hoof like little hoof-tiaras.
Theyre a waste on regular horses because they'll wreck a hoofpaint by going galloping thru mud etc, but a Cent with greater awareness would behave herself if in her 'best gear' like a 3d girl in her best stilettos wouldnt go running thru mud.

>> No.36461401

>>36461391
Wait, scratch that. Spyro 1 is Alpine Ridge.

>> No.36461407

>>36461210
I’ve never played a spyro game.

>> No.36461415

>>36461016
Tranny gets killed or finally 41%s when the mamonos take all the available guys.
>gets resurrected with a dick
>tries to get it cut off again
>it keeps regenerating
Kek

>> No.36461426

>>36461395
>I showed you my hooves.
>Please respond.

>> No.36461436

>>36460907
Wouldn't they just alp instantly tho?
"wanting to be a woman" is literally what alps are.

>> No.36461585

>>36461395
But can they even reach them?

>> No.36461644

>>36460864
lolibait

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>>36461032
I don't like painted toe nails and it would just look weird on centaurs.
>>36461585
They can reach their front hooves easily, and even the hind hooves if they sit down in the right position.

>> No.36462021

skeleton milk

>> No.36462045

>>36462021
It’s good for bones.

>> No.36462056

>>36462045
and boners making them stronger and last longer

>> No.36462223

how much bigger would the milk aisle be?

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>>36462223
Thinking you'd need to buy milk in a store.

>> No.36462559

>>36461252
Is that a button nose I see?

>> No.36462735

Humans are built to lose to onis

>> No.36462760

>>36462735
Humans are built to lose.

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>>36462735
Onis are weak to lovey-dovey stuff.
You just made me remember I need to continue Andy's story with the oni...
Now I'll be even more piled up. Fug.

>> No.36462819

>>36462760
ok but especially to onis

>> No.36462865

If you fail all your tests, ms haku will take you in for remedial lessons and will force you to drink her milk and jerk you off but every time you get a question wrong, she ruins your orgasm, for every 100 questions you get right, you get to cum. If you get 1000 questions right, you get to have sex with Ms Haku but you can't come inside. you get to come inside when you 100s on all your tests

>> No.36462895

>>36462760
I wasn't built to lose, I was built to win even under dire straits

>> No.36462964

>>36462865
I'm 28 I don't need to take any tests

>> No.36462992

>>36462964
>28
shouldn't you be in school?

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>>36462992
Nope! I just spend all day turning up at people's doors to fix their plumbing only to be greeted by sights like this

>> No.36463084

>>36461655
Weird colors like >>36461395 purple glitter look weird, especially on a brown hair/hide like that. It might work on a white unicorn, but that just looks odd.
Most showponies and Olympic dressage horses etc have black gloss or clear gloss paint to shine more without looking unnatural.
>if they cant reach directly but I suspect they can, they could get a long brush, or sisterhoods could paint each others hooves, or they just pay some vietnamese immigrant to do it for them.

>> No.36463242

>>36462964
You don't want to drink Haku milk?

>> No.36463307

>>36462865
>>36463242
I don't remember reading about Haku milk, what does it taste like?

>> No.36463317

>>36463307
Like Acing you’re final exams

>> No.36463322

>>36462895
the only thing you are winning is a wife, you don't have a saying in this.

>> No.36463379

>>36459962
the Doom references made me giggle

>> No.36463428

>>36463322
you never said how I was winning my wife

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>>36462992

>> No.36463454

>>36463317
you are getting milked by a Haku

>> No.36463474

sabbath accidentally discovers coffee

>> No.36463481

>>36463474
loli rapists become hyperactive loli rapists

>> No.36463515

>>36463428
by losing at being raped.

>> No.36463529

>>36463515
you can't lose if you rape first and make sure to fuck her retarded

>> No.36463559

>>36463307
pure knowledge

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>> No.36463643

>>36463474
Pretty sure Grelia has already been going through pots of the stuff on a daily basis.
It’s probably best to keep it away from the… less responsible sabbaths.

>> No.36463676

>>36463643
Tangentially related, the pai loli/shortstack Nav Grelia is pure love and for mating pressing.

>> No.36463684

Has anyone tried telling a baphomet that drinking coffee makes them seem more mature?

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>>36463474
Only faggo's drink cawfee anyways, all the cool kids drink boomer juice TM.

>> No.36463742

>>36463716
>cofee
>boomer juice
real men drink milk or water only, the rest are little babies that still need to have someone near them so they don't get lost and get raped

>> No.36463756

>>36463742
based, stay hydrated anons

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>>36455977

>> No.36463772
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>>36463742
>milk drinker

>> No.36463800

>>36463742
but what about some juice? it's good too...

>> No.36463816

>>36463529
you can't outrape the rapists, anon, nonetheless I wish you the best of luck on your affairs and a very happy marriage.

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>>36463772
There is nothing wrong with drinking gazer goop.

>> No.36463827

Men belong submerged within their slime wives every hour of the day.

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>>36455977

>> No.36463839

>>36463800
>needs juice
Aw, the baby wants his blankey cause he's can't think of not drinking something sweet, don't tell me you wet the bed as well

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>>36461210
I want to be an egg stealer.

>> No.36463896

>>36463816
>you can't outrape the rapists
just watch me, ye of little faith

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>>36463827
No, slimes belong sealed in a jar, only to watch while you fuck your wife.

>> No.36463912

>>36463903
you belong in a cage

>> No.36463957

>>36463839
not all fruits are sweet, lemon being an obvious example. and yes, I do like sweet things though I never add sugar to it, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.36463999

>>36463957
>replying

>> No.36464018

>>36463999
who are you quoting?

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>>36463772
You WILL drink the milk
You WILL need a nap
You WILL touch the cow
You WILL do it now

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>>36464018
Anon’s Guide for the Easily Baited

>> No.36464138

>>36464028
but I've got work to do...

>> No.36464139

>>36463772
and what of it?

>> No.36464143

>>36463716
>>36463643
>>36463481
I thinks he's referring to the myth that coffee was discovered when a goat herder noticed his goats stared dancing when they ate certain berries.

>> No.36464154

>>36463772
Youkai milk is good for your health.

>> No.36464201

>>36464078
you win this time..

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>>36464154
very true

>> No.36464229

>>36464154
>t. Yokai

>> No.36464276

>>36464154
but how good is the question?

>> No.36464394

>>36464276
Good..? It's fucking great.

>> No.36464405

>>36464394
what are the benefits of drinking youkai milk then ?

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>you bought the wrong pudding flavor anon

>> No.36464446

>>36464406
The family rule is that you have to come along shopping if you want any input on what exactly gets purchased.

>> No.36464456

>>36464405
Vitamins, good fats, proteins, telomere repair, etc.

>> No.36464567

>>36459962
gl with your writings Im not interested unless its MGE related. male monsters are pretty cringe

>> No.36464644

>>36464456
>telomere repairs
thats why youkai don't physically age past their 30s

>> No.36464756

>>36463772
Monsterize and impregnate the shrine maiden

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>>36464756
The shrine maiden is already monsterized

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>>36464756
Tewi's gonna play a prank on her.

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Getting snatched by a muscular monster is all fun and good, but it doesn't compare to getting seduced by her. She'll be giddy when you willingly agree to go to her place.

>> No.36464940

>>36460795
Prime shog mouthpussy!
in the bed and on the walls

>> No.36464951

>>36464915
wholesome romance > swift attack

>> No.36464957
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>>36464951
True.

>> No.36464996

Do I masturbate to purple, prankster cat, or do I masturbate to black, rape bird?
Or do I go with the wildcard option, the tentacle mouth dragon?

Help me decide, /mgt/!
Any other girl besides the three above will be disregarded.

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>>36464154
And how

>> No.36465022
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>>36464915
Snatching a muscular monster and carrying her halfway down the street before your legs give out and you can barely walk for several days. The important thing is you made her feel like a dainty little flower for about fifteen seconds.

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>>36464996
jabber

>> No.36465053

>>36464996
Try the bird this time

>> No.36465057

>>36465022
>not putting a piece of wood in your mouth and enduring the pain until you brought to her to your bed and then making sweet sweet love to her as you ignore the pain
shame

>> No.36465078

>>36464996
I'd go with prankster cat, personally

>> No.36465082

>>36465007
If you choose to mate with the fox, then you must also make half breeds with her gap mistress.

>> No.36465112

>>36465082
I'd gladly do that as well

>> No.36465121
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>>36465112
!

>> No.36465176

>>36465082
Nah, there’s enough hag chasers out there to get one to occupy the gap.

>> No.36465180

>>36465121
i'd make so many half breeds with them two that there would be more half breeds in gensokyo than humans and fullblooded youkais combined, and I'll make sure of it

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>> No.36465215

>>36465205
cow mistress of the cow manor

>> No.36465228

>>36465205
He did some wonderful preg.

>> No.36465321

>>36465026
>>36465053
>>36465078
>1 of each
Y'all were no help.
I decided as a tiebreaker to go with the first one posted, the fetish dragon.

>> No.36465371
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I was told undeads only wanted to cuddle were really nice, but this undead keeps looking at me like this and it's spooky.

>> No.36465376

>>36460535
Is that a heaven hound?

>> No.36465425

>>36465371
Take her to the dentist.

>> No.36465435

>>36465371
Write "Yeti" on a seal and stick it on her head

>> No.36465455

>>36465371
give her a kiss

>> No.36465461

>>36465321
third anon here. sorry, I had left auto off and didn't see the others. my other vote would be for tentacle dragon so I guess it all worked out in the end.

>> No.36465471

>>36465435
What other things could you write on the seals?

>> No.36465489

>>36465371
They can sometimes freeze in place. Rigor mortis and all. First, rub gently around her eyes and close and open her eyes for her. Be very careful with this. You don't want to poke her eyes. Then gently stick your fingers in her mouth to get her tongue moving around again. Her tongue may need some massaging, so be sure to get really feel around. Or you could use your own tongue for this. The moisture from your mouth to hers would be beneficial as well. Lastly, remove your fingers from her mouth (or tongue), and gently push her jaw up and down to get her back in the rhythm of using it again.

I'd also recommend rubbing her cheeks, so that she can also get back to a wider range of facial expression.
Undeads can be spooky and even rapey, but if you treat them lovingly and with care, they'll reciprocate that love and care.

>> No.36465596

>>36465471
oneesan, baba, alive, analslut, wife, darling, and my favorite, doting mama

>> No.36465738
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Looks like the summoning spell worked a little too well. You have three wives now.

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>>36455977
Multi-armed MG when?

>> No.36465862

>>36465738
Isn't it the same woman?

>> No.36465882

>>36465738
>milk chococlate, condesed chocolate and dark chocolate
fucking amazing, time to add some cream

>> No.36465899

>>36465862
yes, but she is trying to make you guess which one is "the real her"

>> No.36465908

>>36465899
I accept all of them

>> No.36465912

>>36465862
In the game they all fuck the guy at the same time in some scenes so either they're sisters or clones.

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Hopefully people ignore the fact that I did something absolutely retarded thing I did this morning but, woah hey! New Wheel of Romance!
4binz: https://www.4binz.org/529
AO3 for the scraper: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33740554

>> No.36466119
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Human boys belong to monster laps

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>>36466119
If he starts touching the monster's breasts it's a sign of sexual frustration and approval to be raped. You can confirm this with Hellhounds and Cheshire Cats.

>> No.36466160

>>36466135
knowing me, I would end up with my mouth on their nipple

>> No.36466178

>>36466160
>proposing straight away
H-How bold

>> No.36466199

>>36466178
I'd also start sucking as well

>> No.36466309

>>36466199
preposterous, next thing you are going to say is that you are going to leave bite marks aswell

>> No.36466334

>>36466309
I would end up doing that since I am doing this asleep

>> No.36466394

>>36459962
Not entirely what I go here for, but I enjoyed it.

>> No.36466415

>>36465738
>three powerful demons all going for the same young lord.

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>>36466119
That sounds nice

>> No.36466469

>>36456998
>raw meat with his bare hands while nude like god intended
I did all of that, except for the naked part, which now that you mention it I am definitely going to include next time
tearing apart 2.5pounds of raw grassfed chuckroast with my bear hands was one of the most intensely sensual and gratifying things I've ever done
I swear hands have some kind of tastebud in them, the things I could 'feel' touching the flesh and juices directly, the pleasure
it was magical

>> No.36466589

>>36466119
*belong between monster thighs
FTFY

>> No.36466655

>>36459498
Reverse blowjobs with ghosts! And by that I mean she phases through your butt and sucks your sick from behind. Imagine, if you will, her licking and rubbing the head of your dick with the inside of her lips, licking the head from behind and around.

>> No.36466663

>tfw ywn be a young, pure, and naive boy that fell into wonderland by accident and get taught all the wonderous things that can happen by a wonderland oneesan
why am I still here

>> No.36466679

>>36466589
I am a slave to demon thighs! Help!

>> No.36466701

>>36456998
>>36466469
You know, you guys can always go hunting… there’s nothing more manly than bagging a twelve point buck, gutting and cleaning it, and making deer burgers for your Wood Elf Ranger waifu.

>> No.36466721
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>>36466589
I just want to sleep on a monstergirls lap and have my hair stroked

>> No.36466728

>>36466663
I bet they would actually be mainly pretty wholesome for a while. Young humans like orphans ending up in Wonderland probably happens rather often. It is a refuge after all.

>> No.36466744

>>36466701
the dream, anon, the dream

>> No.36466758

>>36466728
That would depend on who gets you first and if they can keep their claws off of you until you turn legal

>> No.36466773

>>36466758
They are all good girls!

>> No.36466789

>>36466773
so you tellling me a jubjub wouldn't try to jump your bones the moment you can produce sperm?

>> No.36466790
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>>36466701
>nothing more manly than eating a dead deer
Eating a live one when she can still kick you in the balls if you do it wrong.

>> No.36466806

>>36466789
She would adopt you and hug you a lot first.

>> No.36466823
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>>36465026
This dragon is FAT

GLUTTON

>> No.36466840

>>36466823
her mouths have a mind of their own

>> No.36466858

>>36466789
I want a JubJub childhood friend.

>> No.36466861

>>36466823
Need that fat for when the relentless breeding begins

>> No.36466885
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36466885

I'd advise against picking apples from Alraune Orchard Farm without permission. Though the taste is second to none, you will most assuredly be caught by one of the workers and forced to repay your debt. They're quite thorough in this process and you'll leave with more than your pockets empty.

>> No.36466898

>>36466885
I don't eat apples, I eat meat

>> No.36466900

>>36466840
Triple burping.

>> No.36466903

>>36466885
What if I ask to eat one of them instead?

>> No.36466912
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>>36466858
>already have six kids with JubJub childhood friend by the time you're sixteen

>> No.36466934
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>>36466840
She can't just blame all her problems on her mouths, they are her mouths!

>> No.36466935
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>>36466663
Need big sister Hatter...

>> No.36466995

>>36466663
Which wonderland girls make the best oneesans?

>> No.36466998

>>36465938
Thanks anon, glad we're getting so much writing. Will read

>> No.36467006

>>36466995
jabberwocks, cheshire cats, wonderworms, trumparts, and mad hatters

>> No.36467051

>>36466934
she can, they often move without her wanting them to move

>> No.36467081

Kinda funny how the Queen of Hearts is way more powerful than most monsters that are way more ancient than her. And she is just a brat. The most powerful lilim.

>> No.36467082

Ushis are actually a very gentle and non-rapey monstergirl I'll have you know.

>> No.36467098

>>36467051
They only eat food that's around her. And she always has food around her!

>> No.36467105

>>36467082
Yes th

>> No.36467106
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>>36467098
are you telling her to starve?

>> No.36467132

>>36466840
>Imagine petting the mouths of a Jab that hates you
>Imagine running your fingers all over them while giving them chaste kisses
>Imagine them fighting for your affection while nuzzling on your neck
>Imagine the Jab trying to talk shit about you and walk away
>Imagine both moth starting to bite her until she complies with them
>Imagine her being forced to sit on the ground with a pouty mouth while the small mouths have fun
>Imagine her glaring daggers at you
>Imagine her boiling with a cocktail of anger, envy, hatred and frustration
>Imagine offering her your hands to her, inviting you to a hug
>Imagine her being to proud to accept it
>Imagine her looking at you, expecting you to lower your arms and ignore her again
>Imagine her losing her cool when she realizes you arent doing that
>Imagine her temptatively coming closer, trying to stammer an affirmative response
>Imagine both of her mouths blocking her way and stealing the hug
>Imagine her turning her head saying she would NEVER accept such a thing from someone like you

>> No.36467135

>>36467082
you do need to do the ushi mating dance for that to be true

>> No.36467169

>>36467132
Holy fuck, that would be amazing, only that would need is the jabber having a posh french accent while the mouths speak in slang and with spanish and russian accents

>> No.36467176

>>36467106
Does she look like she'll starve? She doesn't need 6 meals a day

>> No.36467182

>>36467135
Chris Farley chippendale.

>> No.36467232
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36467232

you have annoyed the maid

>> No.36467241

>>36456094
>no dhampir making sex
Boring. That's 90% of the fun with vampires
Good story though

>> No.36467250
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36467250

>>36467176
she is a growing girl

>> No.36467261

>>36467232
It's just a glass mug, I don't see why I gave to drink from the shog cup every single day

>> No.36467271

>>36467232
>>36467232
I can't have sexevery night, shoggy. I need to rest

>> No.36467280

>>36467250
Growing? She's grown, hag.

>> No.36467287
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>>36463379
Rip and tear. There's some Quake, SMT and Blood in there too.

>>36464567
Understandable. Thanks anyhow.

>>36466394
Thank you!

>> No.36467291

>>36467280
>hag
she's 17

>> No.36467306

>>36467271
>>36467261
Stop giving excuses and just cum in your shog mug again.

>> No.36467316

>>36467291
17 centuries

>> No.36467324

>>36467316
It's only 16 and a half

>> No.36467331

>>36467291
she's way more than 17 stone

>> No.36467343
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What's the least paniful way to scrub off permanent marker from more sensitive areas after letting- getting raped by those delinquent hellhounds who wrote nasty things on me?

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36467359

>>36467291
Do hags think people will believe that? They say it all the time, who falls for that?

Fat hag, at least Gazer is young, probably. At least you could believe her.

>> No.36467373

>>36467343
get 'em tattooed and flaunt them off, you slut

>> No.36467374

>>36460446
Fruit bat got fat

>> No.36467382

>>36467343
Go ask a cancer to clean it off.

>> No.36467389

>>36467359
>gazer
>young
need I say more?

>> No.36467409

>>36467343
>letting
I saw that, you manslut

>> No.36467430

>>36467331
Rude

>> No.36467439

>>36467343
Try to hide them under your school uniform, get exposed by your class mates and laughed at. Run out to go cry in a dark hallway where the hellhounds will get you again.
Slowly progress into a badboy manslut, wear your "wanfucker" tattoo proud and ignore the school dress code in favor of leather jacket with steel pins. Only hang around your hellhound bullies. Also use a lot of hairgel.

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>>36467389
Gazer looks young, and thus is young.

Wock looks like a hag.

>> No.36467475

>>36467456
>looks young, must be young
have you heard of the sabbath, my dear friend?

>> No.36467575
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If I knock up my anubis master will I not longer be a slave?

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>>36467575
You will still be a slave
But just hers

>> No.36467623

>>36467271
Wrong. You can and you will.

>> No.36467649

>>36467575
She buys your freedom but that means you will have to stay with her and work off your debt by doing what she wants.

>> No.36467653

>>36467623
I can barely walk straight

>> No.36467678

>>36467575
you got promoted to breeding slave

>> No.36467680

>>36467653
It's fine, shoggy will make new legs for you. Better ones, even.

>> No.36467694

>>36467680
my arms feel like lead

>> No.36467708
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36467708

Have sex with Ice Queens

>> No.36467721

>>36467708
I hope she likes the heat I bring

>> No.36467722

>>36467694
She can handle all your arm-required tasks for you, such as feeding you.

>> No.36467735

>>36467722
my eyes feel heavy

>> No.36467755

>>36467735
Shoggy will tell you everything you need to know. Just leave all the busy work to her while you rest your eyes.

>> No.36467758

>>36467735
your inner eye is the only one that matters

>> No.36467768

>>36467708
Something something
>AIEEEEE MY FACE IS FROZE TO HER CHEST[
>AIEEEEE I CAN'T REMOVE MY DICK
>''Silly silly husband, we will warm each other forever and EVER!''

>> No.36467770

>>36467755
i feel weak, I just want to sleep

>> No.36467774
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36467774

They're learning how to beckon us for mating. Don't fall for their tricks

>> No.36467782

>>36467708
where do I sign up to be an ice queens support human?

>> No.36467799

>>36467774
i have seen that postion so many damn times, I can draw it from memory

>> No.36467806

>>36467782
Buy her a cup of hot chocolate at Selkie's Bar and Grill, and wait for her to pick you up and take you home

>> No.36467816

>>36467806
I live on the equator

>> No.36467827
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>> No.36467834

>>36467770
You can sleep after the sex, studies performed by the sabbath show that post-sex exhaustion improves cuddle and sleep quality by 67%.

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How do I get rid of an infestation of nunbugs?

>> No.36467844

>>36467816
Write her a glowing letter of praise for Her Excellency, The Ice Queen, and put a packet of exquisite hot cocoa powder with your letter. A snow harpy will be in touch when she tracks you down

>> No.36467855

>>36467827
she doesn't look like she could be sneaky

>> No.36467867
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>>36467475
Even their costume choices show it though! Gazer is a cute young and funny frog! She's charming and youthful!

Meanwhile Jabberwock dresses like a hag.

>> No.36467868

>>36467844
Can't I just put, "you seem like a lonely piece of ice in the sun, let me warm you up"

>> No.36467876

>>36467867
damn, you must be getting the sabbath cunni monei

>> No.36467897

>>36467840
stop leaving holy scripiture and food laying around, you dirty neet

>> No.36467898

>>36467868
You'll have to do something special to get to the top of her long list of suitors! Lots of men want the Ice Queen, many have tried to run to her palace only to get swept up by Yetis, White Horns, and Tsuraras along the way

>> No.36467919

>>36467898
Or I could just take away from her icy prison and take her to where the sun shines bright and the sea is near

>> No.36467976
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36467976

Why are moths so much better than butterflys?

>> No.36467977

>>36467898
>lomg list of suitors
yeah right

>> No.36468014

>>36467976
Butterflies.

>> No.36468023

>>36467976
fluff

>> No.36468039

>>36467976
the fluff
the fact that their name is only two letters away from mother

>> No.36468072
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>>36467977
Ever since she got mofu her popularity has reached far lands

>> No.36468081

>>36468072
time to put my castlevania skills to the test

>> No.36468215

>>36467827
>cat thief thinks she's a master thief
>she only "steals" things because people feel bad for her getting stuck in windows or doors
>her loot is given to her with a pat on the head
>she sneaks into anon's home
>once again, gets stuck trying to escape through his window
>she thinks she's going to be rescued when she hears anon behind her
>she gets confused when she hears a belt clink and the sound of crumbled clothes
reminder to punish any home intruder as you see fit

>> No.36468341

ice queen jabberwock

>> No.36468396

>>36468341
ice queen ryu

>> No.36468405

>>36468396
ice queen ushi oni

>> No.36468420

>>36468405
Ice Queen Akaname

>> No.36468433

>>36468420
ice queen angel jabberwock

>> No.36468438

ICE QUEEN LAVA GOLEM
KNEEL

>> No.36468441

>Winterstown monsters getting horny at the thought of a world trapped in winter forever, and Ice Queen fusions ruling the Winterstown empire from every corner

>> No.36468450

>>36468341
She eats ice cream doesn't she

>> No.36468455

>>36468450
why wouldn't she?

>> No.36468470

Summer queen

>> No.36468483

>>36468441
never, I shall be the only man who will actively resist

>> No.36468498

>>36468450
straight from the tap

>> No.36468557

I want undead, where can I find undead city?

>> No.36468595
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How do I beat a mucus toad in a kiss off?

>> No.36468602

>>36468215
careful, the thief might start living with you after that.

>> No.36468614

>>36468595
Train away your gag reflex.

>> No.36468619
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Jabberwocks eat a ton. Ice Queen Jabberwock eats a ton of frozen foods (including frozen pizza). The Sabbath promised that their Jabberwock model would be much lower maintenance than the large Jabberwocks, but when the loli Jabberwock arrived, she ate just as much.

What was the Queen of Hearts thinking making a girl with three mouths? Pic pseudo related.

>> No.36468642

>>36468619
actually 4 but she was thinking that the dragon should have 7 ways to molest men

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>>36468619
She was not concerned about it at the time. She only had a problem with a monster's appetite on another occasion.

>> No.36468686

>>36468595
She can shove her tongue far enough down your throat to choke you. I don't think there's any winning here, only surviving.

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>>36455977

>> No.36468717

>>36468711
now thats actually kinda good

>> No.36468754

>>36461210
>Spyro
What the hell is that?

>> No.36468782
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36468782

>>36468717
That's not good, this is good! Just wait, once this 17 year old gets in the hang of it...

>> No.36468823

>>36468433
ice queen loli

>> No.36468836

>>36468823
>loli
ewwwwwww

>> No.36468879

>>36468823
ice queen ice queen

>> No.36468912
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>>36468782

>> No.36468926

>>36468912
She did it! Good job! I believed in her!

>> No.36468946

im hungry, I want to eat monsters out

>> No.36468988

>>36459170
>man arrested for training wife to throw bricks at people

>> No.36469009

>>36468782
>>36468912
That's cheating! Both of you ladies are getting an F on your exams!

>> No.36469015
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36469015

Reject jack-o pose return to doggy style

>> No.36469053

>>36469015
I prefer the Vice pose, myself. That one where she crawls atop a downed opponent.

>> No.36469056
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>>36468823
Ice Queen in training

>> No.36469093
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36469093

does this count?

>> No.36469104

>>36469053
Do you have an example amigo?

>> No.36469115

>>36469093
that's an impressive tree. Lesser branches would snap trying to hold up a tail that fat.

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Do I hug yetis from the front or behind them?

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>>36469126
Yes

>> No.36469173

>>36469126
Hugging from behind prevents reciprocation, and is legally considered cruel and unusual treatment, so do that one.

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>>36469173
>WEE WOO WEE WOO

>> No.36469199

>>36469173
>>36469182
I agree and also laws suck, thats I ignore most of the ones that I can

>> No.36469205

>>36469182
Hello officer! Thank you for working so hard!

>> No.36469250

>>36469182
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

>> No.36469279

>>36469250
So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart

>> No.36469291

>>36469104
At the 2:22 mark.
https://youtu.be/6JL4tXlgl5o?t=141

>> No.36469292

>>36469056
I will warm up the Ice Princess

>> No.36469299

>>36469205
Stop it, you're making her blush!

>> No.36469310
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>>36466790
Nice thumbnail

>> No.36469334

>>36469182
I just stole her panties and bra

>> No.36469389
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>>36468912
>you will never be the "chair" for a powerful ancient yokai

>> No.36469401

>>36469389
yeah cause I rather be her husband who sometimes cracks jokes about her age

>> No.36469458

>>36469401
She will just call you a "child" or "little boy" in return.

>> No.36469468

>>36469458
she married that little boy tho and If I am a child, then you already know what I am going to ask next

>> No.36469567

>>36469468
milk?

>> No.36469573

>>36469567
yup, to get some milk from her milkers

>> No.36469692

why shouldn't I drink milk?

>> No.36469715

>>36469692
Because you can drink your maid instead.

>> No.36469759

>>36469715
what?

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>>36469759
Your maid.

>> No.36469804

>>36469794
Drink? the maid? for what reason?

>> No.36469837
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>>36469804
It's healthy and tastes good.

>> No.36469839
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I don't understand what does this gesture mean??? She keeps doing this at me!

>> No.36469848

>>36469837
>>36469837
>>36469837
why not my gazer maid?

>> No.36469861

>>36469848
Gazers are unsanctioned maids.

>> No.36469877

>>36469861
I love taking unsanctioned maids, it makes the ones that are seethe, I love to show them off and smug at them

>> No.36469914

>>36469839
I believe that's the schwdigefuchs "silent fox" gesture, just give her a thumbs up back

>> No.36469926

>>36469839
she'll get you stuff for cheap

>> No.36469934

>>36469914
schweigefuchs*** my bad

>> No.36470034
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36470034

Never let big catgirls groom you, it's undignifying

>> No.36470065

>>36470034
I let my jinko wife groom me, it helps me fall asleep

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>>36470034
Baths are fine and they like them too.

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>>36470065
>>36470067
Jinkos remind me of that massive series by Snekguy, with the alien amazon catgirls.

It's good shit.

>> No.36470252

BEEG monster is coming to sit on (You)
How do you solve this conundrum?

>> No.36470256

>>36470148
>owo whats this
just imagining that with a russain accent is hilarious

>> No.36470295

>>36470252
i, uh, call her a hag! xD

>> No.36470312

>>36470252
Take a bunch of virility drugs.

>> No.36470320

>>36470252
I tell her to talk off her panties and pants as do I and I slip my dick in her pussy for safekeeping

>> No.36470334

>>36470252
I stand up so I don't occupy the seat where she wants to sit.

>> No.36470358

>>36470252
change my dick into a drill

>> No.36470367
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>>36470252
So it goes.

>> No.36470393

>>36470252
sit on her lap instead

>> No.36470409

>>36470367
>ass to FAT his body gets stuck between the cheeks
Fucking based. Lolis simply can't compete

>> No.36470453

Demons and Dark mages are cosplay tier monster girls
REAL men fuck centaurs and lamias

>> No.36470454
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Submit!

>> No.36470488

>>36470409
based on what

>> No.36470489

>>36470454
I'll submit this incubus dick up her ass.

>> No.36470496

>>36470453
REAL men become squids to fuck their wives!

>> No.36470498

>>36470454
All I wanted was to buy some damn groceries

>> No.36470521

>>36470454
Fucking nice and sexy coloring. Got a source?

>> No.36470536

>>36470498
Well boya you are gonna pay them with your body now

>> No.36470547

>>36470496
Real men become alps to fuck their husbands.

>> No.36470550
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36470550

Reminder that automatons are the most versatile monsters. As long as you have the money (or semen) for upgrades, they can have any body you could ever want.

>> No.36470557

>>36470367
God I wish that were me.

>> No.36470558

>>36470550
what if you want no body?

>> No.36470567

>>36470536
I don't want to be a holy whore for angels

>> No.36470571

>>36470550
Engineering and artificial womb modifiers, please. I want a cadre of automaton waifus to impregnate and build a fortress with.

>> No.36470573

>>36470558
Upload her conscious to your computer and plug in your onahole USB.

>> No.36470579

>>36470573
as in ghost automaton

>> No.36470589

>>36470579
Give her enough mana to become an electromagnetic specter?

>> No.36470594

>>36470589
holy shit, think of the possibilities

>> No.36470606

>>36470571
I just want a couple of big siege-class automatons who are worried the weight of their bodies might crush me during rough sex.

>> No.36470618

>>36470594
>"Anon, why are you trying to stick your dick in a toaster?"
>"My automaton wife is possessing it right now, I swear!"

>> No.36470643

>>36470550
so I could get an 8ft milf venus automaton that lacates and gently milks me dry?

>> No.36470662

>>36470643
Not only can you get that, but you also get to choose the flavor of her milk.

>> No.36470673

>>36470521
Maritan

>> No.36470675

>>36470521
saucenao is your friend

>> No.36470691

>>36470673
>>36470675
>the one fucking time yandex fails me and saucenao doesn't.
Wew
There is a first time for everything

>> No.36470722

>>36470662
I could even get her some nice plump lips that leave lip stick whenever they kiss me as well? I could even get her to smother me? I think that automaton are the best

>> No.36470732

>>36470550
Don't slimes already do that though?

>> No.36470752

>>36470732
Yes, but they're solid and don't get goo all over the place.

>> No.36470760

slime nanite automaton

>> No.36470780
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36470780

I hope you bought meat from your shopping anon, for your sake

>> No.36470787
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>"Hop on, Anon. It's date night."

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>>36470252
die

>> No.36470803

>>36470780
Uh, I got a block of tofu. Is that alright?

>> No.36470818
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36470818

hakus are best girl

>> No.36470821

>Boss repeatedly praises my work and work ethic
>Ask for a raise
>Get told no
>Find out that new hires are being brought on at the same wage I'm at after years in the same position
I need an old Tanuki and a young Tanuki.

>> No.36470827

>>36469182
Where do I go to complain about Officer Hellhound’s sexual harassment towards me?

>> No.36470860

>>36470827
up your ass and around the corner

>> No.36470887

>>36470827
At the nearby church. Ask for the marriage papers. Marriage is code for sexual harassment, trust me.

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sniff

>> No.36470978

>>36470940
AIEEEEE

>> No.36471006

>>36470940
smells like victory

>> No.36471024

>>36470940
cliTORIS

>> No.36471076
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36471076

Fat dark elf ass was made to sit on anon's faces

>> No.36471117

I feel sorry for anyone whose favorites are wights and hellhounds nowadays and has to live with the sheer amount of fucked up art they have

>> No.36471155

>>36471117
I was going to write a story about a thief who goes to an old 'abandoned' mansion to steal everything not nailed down, but then he finds out that it's actually the home of an aristocrat wight and her ghoul servants and is made to pay for the things he was going to steal through giving up his 'life essence.'
But then I didn't.

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>>36471076
please, who would want THIS on their faces? Truly cultured go for classic, pristine vanilla elf asses, not some cheap desperate knockoffs

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>>36471117
Lucky for me, I have one critical advantage that everyone else on this website lacks.
The ability to not look at things that I know I won't like.

>> No.36471183

>>36471155
im pretty sure that exists already

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>>36455977

>> No.36471276

Are black elfs the race most underserving of love? I cannot fathom which species could be worse than these edgy matrons, name a single example of girls they are better than. The only reason people even entretain the idea of a dark elf is because they imagine someone who thinks and acts nothing like Delfs. Why shouldnt they be exterminated by monster and men alike?

>> No.36471303

>>36471276
>Are black elfs the race most underserving of love?
No one is undeserving of love Anon. Everyone has that special someone, even Masochists.

>> No.36471306

elfs are lonely fucks

>> No.36471356
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>>36471306
They are, all the more reason to ignore them for orcs

>> No.36471401

>>36471303
>elfs
>Masochists

>> No.36471493

what is in the deep

>> No.36471496

>>36471276
If you don't want them, I'll take them off your hands.

>> No.36471522

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, send me oppai lolis, I need them to filled the bed and rest with.

>> No.36471541

>>36471496
what compels a man to willingly walk into hell with a smile on his face?

>> No.36471562

>>36471522
....what happened to your buff sheep, anon?

>> No.36471568

>>36471541
many things, insanity, lust, love, anger, remorse just to name a few

>> No.36471573

>>36471562
She's trying something new.
She doesn't like the bed being so empty with her not being that big anymore

>> No.36471584

>>36471573
I see.
I shall send an Oppai Nurarihyon.
They are very hospitable.

>> No.36471616

>>36471584
>Oppai Nura shows up
>Smug as can be
>Door opens to reveal a toned, pai loli weresheep with a tan and workout clothes.
>"He's driving across the state today but we can get you settled in and can let you meet the lord of the house."
>"Lord of the house?"
>Come home just to see the pair of them pampering my cat
I need it.

>> No.36471676

>>36471493
crabs

>> No.36471760
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you think there's a dragon palace in the abyss?

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36471792

Shhh, don't wake comfy anubis please. She's had a hard day ordering slaves

>> No.36471795

>>36471760
if there is, she is the most neet and virgin dragon one could meet, I bet her place just reeks of dragon girlcum

>> No.36471801

>>36471760
>light up wife
must be fun, can find her in the dark

>> No.36471822

>>36471568
No, it's just a seething desire for dark elf butts.

>> No.36471832

>>36471822
see lust

>> No.36471903

>>36471276
Been defeated, captured and broken into a role-reversal society populated fully by scantly clad ebony dominatrixes is to much for me to say no. I can see myself enjoying the relationship with almost every girl in MGE, but femdom really takes the number spot for me.

>> No.36471904

>>36471792
I'm gonna whisper into her ear that she's over budget and behind schedule with the newest pyramid and watch her ensuing nightmare.

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>> No.36472147

>>36471792
Now’s the time to mess with her schedule!

>> No.36472157

>>36472118
Why are Elves so damn sexy?

>> No.36472340

>>36472118
Bully dryads! Carve hearts on a tree in the forest!

>> No.36472447

I have a feeling that jabberwocks would use voice mimicry near enterances to lure anons to wonderland

>> No.36472561

>>36465938
I like those silent hill vibes you had going near the intro

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