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10,000 Years of punishment
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>> No.36472945

Fuck I'm retarded ignore that

>> No.36472946

>Monster Girl Quest
You done goofed

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>> No.36473136
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>> No.36473239

>10,000 Years of punishment

>> No.36473335
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>Ofuda! They're not just for seals anymore!
>Impress your friends and enrapture men with these 20 talisman tips!
>Only in this month's edition of Mofu Monthly!

>> No.36473447

I only see 3 talismans

>> No.36473460

Imagine the horrors of Monstergirl Cosmo, or just the horror of a monster girl being forced to read Cosmo

>> No.36473494

If there an issue that has an article laying out some of the local foxes' real ages? I'd buy a copy for that.

>> No.36473495

20 refers to the number of entries in the list of talisman techniques, not the amount being presently used by the cover girl.

>This is a parody, right anon?
>Humans don’t ACTUALLY do this right?

>> No.36473497
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>see this at the bar
>wat do?

>> No.36473502

Order a new bed online because we’re about to break the one I have now.

>> No.36473507

Tell that Rules are lame

>> No.36473523
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Every article credits the individuals featured within, along with some basic information on them.
Age is included… but only if they’ve agreed to disclose it. Some of them find it to be a point of pride, while others invariably have a blank there instead.

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Stop posting anon it’s cuddle time

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I say since we humans are sinners by nature and have been neglecting our angels by fucking m*nsters, the angels deserve compensation from us fellow humans with millenniums of sex.

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>> No.36473600

Ask if she needs help with her broken back.

>> No.36473602

Get up and fight. If you are skillful and lucky enough you may be able to pull down her clothes at it.

>> No.36473640

Use Item [Pocket Sand]

>> No.36473646

>Anon loses badly against a Sally
>Anon gets up and lunges into one, last desperate attack
>she dodges and disarms him
>but somehow his hands end up groping her oppai
>she goes red, slaps his face and runs away screaming "bakaaaaaa"

>> No.36473686

Time to use my hellhound dog whistle and escape in the chaos!

>> No.36473745

>"Oh no, I've been defeated. What am I to d- WATERY SPHERE!"

>> No.36473784
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Very enticing slime!

>> No.36473796
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>I'm supposed to be sucking you remorselessly, like a monster... so why does this feel so good?

>> No.36473992

does someone have that expecing mom succubus greentext?

>> No.36474053

I don't really go to bars so...

>> No.36474076

She's drinking on the job!

>> No.36474271
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I went on a run today and I met a frog. Didn't kiss it though.

>> No.36474282

>Veteran salamander warrior keeps mopping the floor the floor with the young hero in a fight
>He keeps getting back up
How turned on is she?

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>> No.36474396

>That stew pot.
I wonder what her cooking's like?

>> No.36474436

>Borderline cumming every time he stands up levels of aroused
>Just strait up climaxes when he says he'll never stop fighting

>> No.36474467

How demoralized would a veteran salamander be if she was defeated by a mage apprentice who just learned water spells?

>> No.36474505

>older and taller salamander swooning over youngr and shorter mage anon

>> No.36474506

Swamp gumbo was a topic of discussion a thread or two back, wasn't it?

>> No.36474595

Has Ms. Whitehorn gotten a man yet?

>> No.36474613

>thread name
Surely this isn't yet another bizarro subversion attempt of that crossboard schizo masquerading as "an accident, tee-hee~". Surely.

>> No.36474619

Not yet.
If it repeats? Most certainly.

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In that case it will be Mrs. Whitehorn next time you hear about her.

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I would have made a new thread, but in the current situation that might make things worse. MGQ is also the domain of /vg/ who are content keeping to themselves unlike /tg/ retards. I'll give OP benefit of the doubt this time and assume he really just fucked up.

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>"Hey, boya. Want to spend time with onee-chan?"

>> No.36474729

More like inside

>> No.36474741

I hear Ms. Toad’s frog legs are some of the best in the entire bayou!

>> No.36474746

Wouldn’t a Gyaru slime be yellow or orange?

>> No.36474747
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Oh god, I'm being sucked in! Help!

>> No.36474752

>Didn't kiss it though.
I would love to kiss a frog, but I'm afraid she'll turn into some icky princess if I do it.

>> No.36474753

Not the same person, this was most likely the angelposter from /vg/, /tg/tards aren't very liked there either.

>> No.36474782

I want be stuck to my tall dom shog maid at least 2 days a week, thrusting and cumming inside her while she walks around doing her daily maid stuff!

>> No.36474837

>Ms. Whitehorn, famous in Winterstown
>she’s got her degree in Early Childhood Education and is the Winterstown Pre-K-2nd Grade teacher, Snuggle Scout Troop Leader, Church youth choir director, town crossing guard, and volunteer fire brigade lieutenant
>she can never really find the time of day to go and get a man
>but the smiles from her students and friends are more than enough to warm her heart
>except sometimes on the coldest, harshest Winterstown nights they say you can hear someone crying on the wind
>it’s gotten worse since she turned 38 last year
>the selkie delivery girl always gives her a sad smile when she delivers the usual ‘Selkie Silk Chocolate Cake’ to her every month

>> No.36474862

Which MG would probably be a Juggalette?

>> No.36474888
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Why yes, I am secretly Jyggalaag, how could you tell?

>> No.36474919
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I thought it'd be a good idea to put out an ad looking for someone to teach me magic, but now I have a coven of dark mages offering to make me their shared apprentice. I'm afraid I won't have enough mana for their "training."

>> No.36474942

I can take your place if you want

>> No.36475044
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Make it clear that you intend to learn magic to support and marry a strong warrior, then you will have an easier time finding a professional teacher that just wants to help you learn.

>> No.36475047

Both of these threads are an abomination.

>> No.36475067

>t. Sinner stuck in angel pussy for months

>> No.36475170

This is going to end with you nearly losing your sense of self as those two days turn into two weeks

>> No.36475199

This entire website is an abomination.

>> No.36475206
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>slave! Ufufu, get ready to work your heart out today, you're in charge of maintenance on... Me! None other than your Lord and master.
>get the manicure kit and get ready to trim my claws and hair, I need them to be extra neat tonight for tonight's gathering
>by the way, you are accompanying me, right? Or else you're wearing the collar ask week if you refuse!
>hehehe... just kidding, I'm gonna make you wear it tonight anyways when I drag your sorry butt there with me!
>come here. good boy!

>> No.36475231

I'm going to "trip" and fall face first in that ample bosom

>> No.36475260

Bitch I don’t even know how to properly manicure my own fingernails, let alone doing it for other people. And you don’t want me cutting your hair; I’ve had the same haircut since high school, and I graduated in 2005.

>> No.36475289

old man

>> No.36475310
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It hurts that this will never happen to me. I want to serve a beautiful and powerful monster with all of my heart!

>> No.36475342

I know. I’m almost 40 and I’m still a virgin. What do I win?
Please let it be a bullet to the back of my head…

>> No.36475443

She's in a for a disappointment if she thinks if I know anything about nails, hair or anything.

>> No.36475478

I love being young and fit, It makes attracting old monsters easier but being old attracts lolis

>> No.36475514
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That's why I regularly drink shota potions to be a hag magnet.

>> No.36475522
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>try to prove you are independent to your Shog wife
>get stuck nonstop cumming for at least two weeks (period may increase if she asks “do you wanna stay more? If so, cum”)
>try to prove you are healthy to an automata
>get stuck cumming inside her until the “Healthy Proof Quota” is achieved. Per programming you must ejaculate at least 300.000 times.
>try to prove you are reliable to your guardian angel
>To prove you can resist temptation she embraces (You) and forces you into her pussy. When you cum she will start the thousand years punishment.
Reminder you literally can’t win with these possessive long-lived types. Everything you will be a step to increase the sex period. You should just run away befo-

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>I-I’m totally an adult with my two digits of age
Do humans really?

>> No.36475660

He could die tomorrow.

>> No.36475670

you don't really need the potions, all you attracting are monster pedos, you just need to stay around 21

>> No.36475719

See? Monsters are extremely dangerous to our fragile humans. I’m sending angels to his location right now.

>> No.36475736

>automaton sits on your dick, pinning you beneath her because she's so heavy
>she doesn't even have to move, her pussy squeezing, stroking, and massaging your dick all on it's own
>days later you finally reach 300 ejaculations
>automaton looks like she's nine months pregnant with octuplets from all the semen she's stored within her

>> No.36475836

>three digits or more old
damn, you old

>> No.36475999

>Go on 4mons
>go to a blue board
>Post nude pic of me
>also state that I am also 16
>see how long jannies leave it up

>> No.36476068

I'd blogpost about my daily edging sessions and post the photos of used tissues as evidence that I'm not bullshitting.

>> No.36476160

I'd go onto /k/ and mess with their threads by posting me nude with guns in clearly sword and magic threads

>> No.36476448

>go on 4Mons
>post a nude pic because I want some attention and hopefully some NEET MGs will say something nice about me to help cheer me up
>all the comments say “fake” or they go into detail about how ugly and disgusting I look
>it’s just MonBook all over again

>> No.36476462

remember that monsters will run away if you do stupid and death-defying tricks

>> No.36476498
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>portal forms in your pants
>spend the entire days getting sucked and fucked by gap hag while in public

>> No.36476546

should have posted in the loli section, they love men like you

>> No.36476570

>Wurm is upset because she thought it was actually about juggling

>> No.36476635

>go to 4Mons and shitpost with crudely done crayon drawings
I will finish what you started Crayon Anon.

>> No.36476728

But I hate lolis! Why can’t more mature women like fat, disgusting, manchildren like myself?!?!

>> No.36476744

then change the fat and disgusting to fit and clean, tub of lard

>> No.36476748

Just wear some other pants?

>> No.36476800

I wish to be the subject of an experiment to see what can monsters use to molest better, tentacles, multiple arms, slime, mouths tentacles, or magic

>> No.36477009

We talk about ancient evil waifus but we’ve never talked about evil daughterus who took up their mothers mantle.

>> No.36477051

>Papa! I told you not to come to my room when I'm having my Cabal meetings!
And then dad jokes ruin the campaign of world domination once again.

>> No.36477081

>most of her “generals” (aka friends) come by all the time to ogle her single uncle

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>> No.36477112

An old hag is a bit...

>> No.36477132

This is the fifth thread in a row you’ve posted this picture. What’s your fucking endgame?

>> No.36477170

Probably a crossboarder trying to start a shitty ass ritualpost

>> No.36477250

They are not so evil, when papa calls them for a dinner and won't let them through to the kitchen without a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

>> No.36477394
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Just put her on top of your head

You'll be fine

>> No.36477413

>Go to 4mon /k/
>Make a tread saying that monster who use guns instead of swords are cowards and that I would never date one
>Watch as the thread devolves into a shit show
>Part demanding you explain yourself, trying to change your mind, salamanders saying how they agree with you, etc

>> No.36477450

>Make a normal post on 4mon
>fairly normal for the fist few replies
>One post says that the post looks like it was posted by a man
>Tell her that she's right but that you don't understand what that has to do with anything
>700 post of derailing later the thread is locked.

>> No.36477499

>go to 4mon /o/
>it's only men since females can't drive
>go to 4mon /his/
>succubi arguing that lescaite was actualy a stolen demon realm clay, and the Order provoked the monsters to attack by mass mamono hunts

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or frog

Choose now

>> No.36477545
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snek pls

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>> No.36477557

>One post says that the post looks like it was posted by a man
damn, sweaty virgins

>> No.36477567

I want to see Kanako as Lamia and Suwako as a mucus toad!

>> No.36477578

too hot for me, she makes my dick way too hard

>> No.36477579
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religious snaek!

>> No.36477580

I will never submit to a dominant mg, she can dream about it

>> No.36477601

>go on 4Mons
>post about my onahole collection and make sure to post lots of pictures of them

>> No.36477642

>they all say that until their dicks get milked dry by a tailpussy

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quote from mortal dominated

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>> No.36477700
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>he says, seconds before falling into a trap and becoming a meat dildo for 2 months

>> No.36477701

what a dastardly disguise!

>> No.36477714

>in retrospect anon should have really noticed the massive train of fabric poorly hiding her tail

>> No.36477727

I mean there is also two days in the week when I am absorbed and stuck inside her and raped senseless

>> No.36477732

I'm sure there's a huge market for tsundere guys, good luck.

>> No.36477743

>trying to keep your distance from other people because you're an awkward loser
>all these weeb monster girls keep talking about how much of a cute tsundere you are

>> No.36477744

Let me sign!

>> No.36477756

Im going to be the biggest manwhore I can be for monsters

>> No.36477762

Poor impoverished shrine maiden. No one wants to visit her. Although her exposed armpits can be very alluring.

>> No.36477766

>Your momster is an ancient evil warlord

>> No.36477790

my dick is hard, which monster should I jerk it to?

>> No.36477813

gonna run away once I learn the dark truth

>> No.36477836
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>> No.36477839

boring and lame

>> No.36477871

Don’t sin like that. Dedicate your semen as a tribute to angels.

>> No.36477892

If I do that, then how are they any different from monsters who want my seed?

>> No.36477894

Monsters wouldn't want you to be addicted to porn.

>> No.36477911

>snek can't believe how easy it is to get a husband by putting on a nun outfit
>father anon can't tell she's a monster, even with the extra bit of fabric for her tail
>she decides to claim father anon by sneaking up on him
>she gets stopped by sister succ who reveals that father anon is hers
>she is interrupted by sister demon and sister fox who also claim that he's theirs
>father anon is sure glad his nuns are getting along so well

>> No.36477956

Y-You would be proving your virtues to Heaven instead of sinning.

>> No.36477969

angels are holy semen demons

>> No.36477995

Me and my bro are on a quest to toss a ring into a volcano any advice on how to avoid getting raped by the orc and goblin army, or getting “eaten” by trolls, or getting caught in an arachne’s web, or escaping those creepy wights who keep stalking me?

>> No.36478012

get a mg gf, most of them are monogamous and will leave you alone.

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>> No.36478021

>before Father anon knew it, he had serectly gathered all the monster girl species in his church as nuns
>they all plot and toil to get him but keep cockblocking each other like crabs in a bucket

>> No.36478032

fuck no, I'd rather fuck a shroom before I go anywhere near a shroom

>> No.36478041

prime targets for the uwaaabomber

>> No.36478043
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Even Pharaohs are weak to headpats

>> No.36478085

Gather a fellowship of a like minded men (9 of you should be enough), then gradually abandon them along the way to stop the monster pursuit.

>> No.36478125

Daughteru embarrassed that her mom is still chuuni.

>> No.36478161
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Then go find a submissive mg, otherwise you're inviting doms to call you out on your bullshit.

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I will pat the pharaoh's boobs

>> No.36478185

>hell eel

>> No.36478202

oh god oh fuck it's over, the fire noodle has arrived

>> No.36478240

Whose the person making hell versions of every monster

>> No.36478262

>nun from different church visits
>instantly sees through her “fellow” nuns
>she asks why are there monsters in the church while his nuns are too nervous to meet his eyes
>father anon chastises the visiting nun for being rude to his nuns
>”sure sister h.hound is 8 ft tall and muscled like a mountain, but she is as holy as you and I”

>> No.36478266

where are my hell bunnyips and my hell yetis?

>> No.36478282

in hell

>> No.36478293

locked in your heart, let your hand lose and make them real. I believe in you

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More like Yetihound, but here.

>> No.36478361

>father anon is seen as the most pious father because the nuns think that he is so forgiving that he lets monsters absolve themselves by becoming nuns and is seen as a saint

>> No.36478364

I'm okey with this

>> No.36478396

You don't get a say in this anon, you are coming to bed and we are going to snuggle one way or the other, its just a matter how hard you want me to squeeze you, If you are going to strugglesnuggle I'm sure you wont mind a couple of cracking bones

>> No.36478434


lmao there's definitely an effort to get this thread kicked off the board by spamming monster girl-ish threads.

>> No.36478439

Alien parasite gf

>> No.36478470
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>"Stay close anon, I will protect you from those disgusting monsters"

>> No.36478510

Yes'm, whatever you and your melons want

>> No.36478516

/tg/fag lives a very sad life

>> No.36478524

>sure sister h.hound is 8 ft tall and muscled like a mountain, but she is as holy as you and I”
If Sister Mary-Mee Heckhundus had dropped to her knees at the annointed Altar of St. Anon, and sought the holy unction and sacraments, what righteous Priest would deny her that most holy of Sacraments..?
>The Body of Anon...
>The Essence of Anon...
>Take, eat, for these verily are transubstantiated into St. Anon's true body and essence...

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>> No.36478550

hideous countenance

>> No.36478574

put that back where you found it

>> No.36478596

Can I have it?

>> No.36478598

I don't think trying to move her will work out well.

>> No.36478603

That face looks like those faces they put on anamatronics

>> No.36478621

>t. Totally not a holst

>> No.36478639

why does her chest have an air vent?

>> No.36478640
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What made you think posting a picture with 3D woman's face poorly photoshopped in was a good idea?

>> No.36478644
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Spiders are scary!

>> No.36478649
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>this angel propaganda thread
Angels are just elves with fancy wings and worse sexual techniques. They need years to mindbreak a man and convince him into marriage, while the average monster girl can do it just by squeezing a single ejaculation. Maybe three tops.

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>first you "ride" the Spider
>then ride the Spider
Sure beats simply walking into there.

>> No.36478658

No him, but if you just picture her as just a 4 armed snake without the "extras" then all is good

>> No.36478661

She must be an Automaton!

>> No.36478677
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But the wings...

>> No.36478689

It's armor

>> No.36478691

she still isn't much to look at it but is less offensive to the eyes

>> No.36478705
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That's a Griffon, they're very good girls.

>> No.36478709

What extras?

>> No.36478722

double dongs and yuri

>> No.36478768

She has two dicks, likes turning women into monstergirls with dicks, and is not afraid to use her dicks on the assholes of small boys

>> No.36478797
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I've come to a realization, Werebats are very underrated.

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Eat the spider ass
Do it now

>> No.36478829

Please I've had spider ass for the past 4 days I need something to eat

>> No.36478845
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I agree wholeheartedly.

>> No.36478885

>more monsters flock to anon’s church
>some to become nuns to try and claim father anon
>others to watch the love comedy before them
>ironically there are many happy marriages between monster and church goer due to meeting in the church
>father anon is happy to have more faithful to his church, even the wayward monster
>still has no idea of the bundles of lust and love that are his small coven of nuns

>> No.36478997

>Anon marries and breeds her thinking she's a holstaur
>When the kid is born turns out to be a boy
These CCs are devious.

>> No.36479026

So what does a Were-bat transform back into when the moon isn't full?
>a disgustingly primitive and mindless life-sapping creature who will drain your life-energy?
>or a cute fluffy animal Bat?

>> No.36479076

>He is blessed by eros for his efforts and actually becomes a saint of eros, the saint of denseness
>He takes all the denseness of men and carries it on his shoulders
>that's what he can't see the monster nuns as monsters or romantic partners even if he wed them
>He sees them as important partners and family instead but he never says this as his vow to eros

>> No.36479123

But she's scary.

>> No.36479138

Too western for me

>> No.36479170

What would Elis spider cult be like in MGE?

>> No.36479291

Welp, time to sneak some demon realm food into her diet.

>> No.36479347

>anon decides to get back at his wife by spiking her food
>it works and she’s now a holst (for real)
>nothing really changes as his wife already acted like a holst
>at least his son will have many little holst sisters to look after

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fire puppy eat borgar

>> No.36479385

even worse anon
human woman

>> No.36479419 [SPOILER] 

>even worse anon
>human woman
>a disgustingly primitive and mindless life-sapping creature who will drain your life-energy?


>> No.36479422

>be one of the reasons your home thread is dead
>move on to vaguely related thread on other board
>harass KC over Warhammer shit
>write bad greentexts about military speeches
>the only on-topic greentext you written is elf male pissing himself inside a monster girl
>post weird human female knights
>shoehorn western shit on a Japanese culture board
>rage when no one likes it
>rage when no one lets you destroy the thread like you did with the /tg/ one
>start shitting the entire board to destroy the thread, because they didn't let you destroy it
Why can't he just let go? Is it spite?

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It’s the same thing that started this shit: autism

>> No.36479539
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Srsly, by now Im guessing its some kind of repressed self-hate that it cant convince mommy to let 'it' get transition surgery, so 'it' spergs on theChanz instead.
>Fuckit, I'm just here to post monstergirls and talk hypothetical biology shit about monstergirls
>Dgaf about the tg/shit, hoping it just 41%s.
>Dgaf if its MGE MGQ Monmusu MonDoc or anything vaguely related

>> No.36479554
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Say one (1) nice thing about each

>> No.36479577

fatty fatso and nasty sticky goop

>> No.36479585

cute tentacles
pretty eyes

>> No.36479588

jabber has some nice tits and she looks good with some pudge also big girls are cute
Gazer has cute eyestalks, is smol, and has tasty goop

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I was actually thinking it was so stubbornly retarded that it would all coincidentally stop when ChrisMomfucker got arrested.
>no such luck, there are still a lot of them out there.

>> No.36479615

That was not a nice thing, apologize

>> No.36479623



>> No.36479627

but I like fatties and nasty goop

>> No.36479633

>kind of repressed self-hate
Like the sadcuck that keeps posting “no mg would love me!”?

>> No.36479635

learning parkour so you can style on monsters as you run away from them

>> No.36479645
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I want to join Selene's arena!

>> No.36479666

I like that they've become a co-supportive team, e.g. Wok obviously can't do fine work like her hair with those Catchy claws, and Gazer needs protection.

>> No.36479681

I want to be a vendor who sells popcorn and drinks at selenes arena

>> No.36479686
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I think co-combative would be a better word

>> No.36479699

God I wanna hotdog Jabber’s ass so bad and then be tied up to her forced to keep fucking those FAT meaty asscheeks for days.

>> No.36479713

I mean there has to be a tournament event or something, right?
I do question, what people get when they win fights? other than the obvious

>> No.36479742

No, there's some minor antagonism and arguing, but it's like sisters, not actual combat.
I could see them 'fighting' over one Anon - without any serious damage despite Wok's manxome abilities - until they finally agree to a menage-a-trois setup, and still squabble about who's on first every morning and evening.

>> No.36479787

>they grab you and stich you inside the framework of a throne with only a small breath-hole at the nape of her fragrant neck and your magically-enhanced dick jutting up from the seat cushion.
>the furniture makers pour you a drink through a thin hose and you splutter to swallow it down
>"drink up, boy, today's Games are scheduled to run from sun-up to sundown..."

>> No.36479800

pee pee AND poo poo

>> No.36479826
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There's nothing embarrassing about getting raped in public by a hellhound. It's to be expected. What's embarrassing is when she rapes you in front of your daughterus

>> No.36479830

I would be the one of the only men who fought with his fists. I would train everyday without stopping to rest so I can win every fight I can

>> No.36479833

Yeah, precisely.
>it's like posting on a parachuting forum that you're afraid of heights because you got molested in the church belfry as a kid. 99.97% unrelated to the topic and nobody else gives a shit
Autists who literally cant 'read the room', even a /jp/ room full of desperately horny mamonos.

>> No.36479842

boring, I'd rather get raped by a Jabberwock with many mouth tentacles

>> No.36479854

Jokes on you, a venus human wife is also fine

>> No.36479866

By the way there isn't anything embarrassing about getting raped by your daughterus that outgew (You) due to their monster blood at it.

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Gazer wins in most of these pics, when will Jabberwock win?

>> No.36479874

When your hecko-waifu gathers the daughterfus in the bedroom for "the Talk" and calls you in.
>tfw you realise you're the teaching-aid prop for the demonstration
>tfw your more studious of the daughterfus are taking copious notes and drawing diagrams in their notebooks to share with their schoolfriends tomorrow

>> No.36479877

Jabberwocks don't rape. They're too prideful to rape. Rape screams desperation, and a proud monster doesn't give into desperation.

They're the ones to get raped.

>> No.36479886

Don't dick the daughterus

>> No.36479887

>in front of your daughterus
only a complete failure would allow that, you are supposed to invite them at your side, hug them, kiss their forehead and tell them how much you love them and how much they mean to you to assert your dominance over your now jealous wife

>> No.36479891

Im pretty sure you could just have a puch up with other monsters that know how to punch
or just use DS gauntletss

>> No.36479903

The daddy isn't the one that gets a say in this. If he didn't want to get raped by his daughter he should stop flirting and get raped by mommy so blatantly in home

>> No.36479922

so how do I make them rape me, then? Dress up like an altar boy and let her mother superior sister jabber take away my "sins"?

>> No.36479963

>how do I make them rape me?
You fuck the Gazer.
>"Baka, its not like I need to rape a guy to get laid or anything.., but, well, since you're here, you obviously need to experience a real mamono..."
Why else do you think she puts up with all the shit everyday from that puny Goozer?

>> No.36479972
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Rubber focks.

>> No.36479975

but I don't want to, I want Jabberwock

>> No.36479984

>having sex in front of your kids

>> No.36479996


>> No.36480017

>They're too prideful to rape.
They literally came into existence because Queen of Hearts couldn't stand haughty tsun dragons, so now they're prideful BECAUSE they rape.

>> No.36480018

Just ask the eagle harpies to fly you there bro

>> No.36480027

so they must be the best then?

>> No.36480031

Tfw not using some Gazer-goo as lube to turn around and pound a jealous Wok up the ass.

>> No.36480043

Not having sex in front of the whole city to publicly claim your waifu.

>> No.36480065

It's your wife that decides where the sex happens. Keep complaining and next time will be in front of the whole city

>> No.36480068

angel jabberwock and holy gazer

>> No.36480076

My wife is a wurm, I don't think that is happening anytime soon

>> No.36480093
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>walking alone at night is fine they said

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>when will Jabberwock win?

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>going to the church is fine they said
>this was 50 years ago

>> No.36480134

>rape isn't bad they said
>Wisp said she'd take responsiblity and forced me into marriage

>> No.36480162

>work on the street they said
>be the mascot of the business they said
>I am dressed like a manslut and monsters can't seem to get the message that I am not going to them eat them out for a dollar, I'm just here to give out fliers
>at least it pays good

>> No.36480177
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You're not alone anymore.

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One day, she can't win forever right?

>> No.36480191
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She really loves peanut butter.

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>> No.36480246

Now what if I put it on my...

>> No.36480247
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hot dog!

>> No.36480322

Tfw a passing Haku-teacher laughed as she translated the strange language on the signboard you've been waving all day.
>Miss Dragon's woodfired Cheese Pizzas with extra spicy sausage...
>Butbutbut, I'm not that young, I'm...
>In a dragon's view...?

>> No.36480324

Is it risky to be around hags ?

>> No.36480344

just don't bring up anything about age and you'll be fine

>> No.36480358
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No, no, not at all. Why would old women pose any threat to you, anon? Most of them probably have husbands and definitely haven't been waiting centuries/millenia for a cute boy to find his way to their door.

>> No.36480360

How about a sealed ancient GOOD?
Like some sort of benevolent dragon goddess or some shit

>> No.36480372


>> No.36480374

there has to be more than just popcorn,
like nachos or something

>> No.36480378

Do you have enough HP?

>> No.36480391

>tfw I would probably find hag town and chill there if I was ever isekaied to MGE

>> No.36480426

What would happen ?

>> No.36480444

pretty sure the mansion has kikimora's for that

>> No.36480451

If you say shit like ''she looks 40 years'' old it's basically a marriage proposal you'd praise her appearance for looking like she is a fraction of her actual age like that

>> No.36480464

If you call them old, you will be displinced for disrespecting your elders, the punishment, public spanking
If you tell them your age, don't expect to ever be alone again or be able to live without a monster taking care of you

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>> No.36480501
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She spends years raping you over and over too

I prefer this nice lady though

>> No.36480504

>public spanking

>> No.36480526


>> No.36480543

But I am an strong independant man that doesn't need any monster to take care of me, will they believe me ?

>> No.36480551

[excited Bogey noises]

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>strong independant man that doesn't need any monster to take care of me
tell me more jokes

>> No.36480595

why did you stutter?

>> No.36480597

I absolutely don't need a monster mommy

>> No.36480603

I want to see some idiot challenge a battle mansion kiki to a fight expecting a pushover and getting wrecked

>> No.36480614

>strong independant man
>Not even 100 years old
Suuuure you are

>> No.36480622

who said anything about a mommy, anon?

>> No.36480625
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>Anon at the shrine maiden retirement village cruising in a golf cart with his older wife making all the other single hags jealous.

>> No.36480679

Bogeys like sad fucks, not fools with unwarranted confidence. (unless they're overcompensating for their low self-esteem, then they're fair game)

>> No.36480687

LOL, No. Until you are older than 100. you will always be a little boy to them

>> No.36480689

Guys I need an image. It's a tall touhou girl that looks at a shota next to his mom with predatory eyes. I had an investigator on this one but he failed.

>> No.36480701

this says a lot about your preferences, anon, could have worded that better.

>> No.36480707

"Male consent"

>> No.36480860

lonely old ryu looking after an abandoned shrine

>> No.36480933

>having your hag wife parade you around to make other hags seethe
>having her act super smug as she brags about having a young stud to warm her bed
Would you egg on your hag wife so she gets even smugger and confident? Or would you assert dominance by groping her in front of the hags?

>> No.36480972

I'd egg her on by showing how she has me wrapped her fingers by molesting her until she tell me to stop and stop on a dime and act like I wasn't even groping her to show how much control she has on me

>> No.36481033

I want to grow up in wonderland, it would be a fun place to be

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>> No.36481149

what wonderland monster would most likely be a teacher?

>> No.36481237

>hag town
It pains me that I’ll never see a paradise like this.

>> No.36481249

I’d hate to be one of those “let me guess your age” guys in a traveling circus.

>> No.36481255

you were picked up to be the spanked fool

>> No.36481258

wonderworms or mad hatters probably

>> No.36481270

I am in the same boat, I long to see that town with all my heart

>> No.36481276

BREAKING NEWS: Hag Town has fallen because one Anon couldn’t keep his hands to himself… More news at 11 with our cute Ryu Weather Lady!

>> No.36481410

>making all the other single hags jealous
They can join in, too. Why would I limit myself to one still fertile hag wife when I could be filling multiple with my young, virile seed?

>> No.36481454

I originally wondered how they could even film porn in MGC if every male candidate would have gotten raped and married.
Now I figured out that the News Channels likely double as porn channels from the sheer amount of mgs that lose control and rape men in public. Hell if it happens in school grounds the School Council likely sells out the film anyway to get better budget.

>> No.36481480

i would please old monsters for free but if they want to pay me then so be it

>> No.36481533

Bong-wurm dispenses all knowledge, and ounce-baggies

>> No.36481555

that reminds me of the time that my aunt thought I had weed but it was oregano

>> No.36481696
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Can't help you, but post it here anyway if you find it.

>> No.36481698

I wanna be mayor of Hag Town

>> No.36481707
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Human boys belong to their momsters. They'll love you more than any "stranger" possibly could.

>> No.36481724

>get scooped up by a dominatrix wisp
h-ha ha

>> No.36481725

I bet it was Eirin's drugs

>> No.36481733

dying is gay

>> No.36481746

Is she cute?

>> No.36481763

>tfw when ywn have a holst momster

>> No.36481773

>make a bad comment on accident
>one hag takes extreme insult by it, lifts you up and exposes your bottom to spank you
>you cry out loud for help with an exaggerated whelp to the other nearby hags
>they push your assailant away from you and some even fight eachother to be the one who holds you, whispering how they wouldnt let any old evil hag hurt you

>> No.36481786

Being undead is pretty cool I guess. Lots of wisp pussy and wisp ass eating in that undead scenario though. For the rest of eternity.

>> No.36481788

human boys should introduce their momsters to their girlfriends
>ywn introduce your hellhound momster to your kobold gf

>> No.36481795

I agree fellow human. You make good arguments for the rest of use humans.

>> No.36481801

the act of death is gay, that's why I'll never die unlike you alps to be

>> No.36481811

I would rather have a normal and platonic relationship with my momster.

>> No.36481817
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you know what they always say Men tend to marry their momsters

>> No.36481849

>anon in front of the city gates of the undead necropolis

>> No.36481856

>If death isn't gay then explain skeletons

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>> No.36481907
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If you are so independent and courageous, I dare you to fuck a Wisp. C'mon, what's the matter? Smol human baby too scawed of bweeg ghost?

>> No.36481908

Bad taste, anons.

>> No.36481923

but how? They are ghosts

>> No.36481945

>your dick is being thrusted between her thighs with each smack
We stand no chance.

>> No.36481957

Now THIS is what I'm talking about. The world needs more of this.

>> No.36481959

No thanks, I'm not interested in a woman who would limit my movements

>> No.36481969

tell me more of what you want to see

>> No.36481972

Nothing wrong with that

>> No.36481973

Human boys should introduce their momsters as their girlfriends

>> No.36482024
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I'm gonna make an alp experience the joys of broodmotherhood.

>> No.36482031

You know anons, I think that hakutakus make the ideal wives, they are a minotaur subspecies which means that their milk must be delicious and you also get the accumulated knowledge of generations at your ~~dick~~ fingertips. We should all go out and mqrry our teachers

>> No.36482038

ms hakus typing with one hand again

>> No.36482047

Like, I dunno. It's a weird mix of big meaty sexy thighs, exhibitionism, punishment and involuntary pleasure. BEEG hag starts slapping your ass, notices your boner, has some smug face mixed with sadistic pleasure and motherly affection, keeps slappping you, (You) cum, she keeps going further beause ''this is supposed to be a punishment'', your dick can't take it, your ass is as red as your face, her hag friends are all laughing, though obviously enjoying it and wish they could be doing this themselves etc.
Hag may end up progressing to paizuri or vaginal while caressing your smacked butt afterwards.

>> No.36482087

don't be silly anon, mosnters don't postn here

>> No.36482095

That's fine, just make grandchildren for her.

>> No.36482114

I'm honestly surprised I've never seen a pregnant Alp fanart.

>> No.36482166

nav did a leaky dark angel

>> No.36482170


>> No.36482199

Honestly there needs to be more fanart of alps. What little does exist is russian.

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>> No.36482221

what a cutie, but I know I'll get molested and she will use the excuse that she is blind for why she did

>> No.36482245

>Vanessa 21
Very good edit

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I hope you can hold your liquor down boy

>> No.36482264

I can't, please don't make me drink too much

>> No.36482269

I ain't a drinker at all, it tastes like shit

>> No.36482283

sorry, I don't drink and I'm only into hags.

>> No.36482303
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>> No.36482310

el sondio prohibido

>> No.36482386

>human boy claims he won't ever lose to monsters
>Cheshire just gives him a smug smile and...
>His dick hardens, he desperately tries to cover it, Cheshire already teleported behind him with a shit eating grin on her face

>> No.36482400

Sabbath bimbos?

>> No.36482408

>sabbath anything
doo doo, try again

>> No.36482416

double cringe

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>> No.36482450

You'll be over it in time for the next flavor of the month.

>> No.36482469

Hag hag CC hag. BEEG hag hag old hag thicc

>> No.36482477

>Huge titty jinko wife catches me napping.
I'm going to wake up with her snuggling me aren't I?

>> No.36482484

no, you shall see milk tanks instead

>> No.36482486

Nothing wrong with that
Although breathing may slightly be compromised.

>> No.36482489

Spooning is an option too, excellent cushioning.

>> No.36482495

I have no control over what she does though, although that may not stop her from snuggling from behind.

>> No.36482501

i meant the lap pillows

>> No.36482503

She big

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>> No.36482509

I'm napping on the bed though.
Who does a lap pillow on that?

>> No.36482515

>flavor of the month
I have been into hags all my life and have continuously hagposted for the past 7 years

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>> No.36482532

fellow hagfag

>> No.36482544

>posting gacha lolis
double cringe

>> No.36482549

>wake up from long nap
>it's dark, warm, and soft
>your wife fell asleep on top of you with her tits enveloping your head
>there's no way you're getting her off of you, so you decide to fall back asleep while soothed by her scent

>> No.36482553

I'm scared.

>> No.36482556

they can smell fear

>> No.36482557

Its the best way to wake up....outside being hugged by and daughterus....or morning blowjobs.

>> No.36482567

Does it deter them?

>> No.36482576

no, you are very fucked and will be drained and fucked retarded

>> No.36482577 [SPOILER] 
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Gentlemen, the time has come once more for me to post Saxa

>> No.36482588

Well better accept my fate then.

>> No.36482599

amen brother(s)

>> No.36482611
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>"As you can see, mana is proportional to mofu. More mofu means more mana. Make sure you review your notes on where mana is stored."

>> No.36482619

You have a very noble steed miss hellhound

>> No.36482623

so foxes would be the best magical girls is what I am getting?

>> No.36482634

That's an odd combo that very much pleases me

>> No.36482650

>the wonderworm calms you down and makes you lower defenses
>the hellhound then pounces on you and holds you down so the both of them can partake of (you), their prey

>> No.36482683
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They're already trying

>> No.36482722

Would you guys put your wife into a magical girl outfit and make her say the lines?

>> No.36482725

tfw they're alps

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>> No.36482735
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>be childhood friends with a fox
>it's not until your teenage years that you learn foxes your age don't normally have seven tails

>> No.36482736 [DELETED] 

Can’t wait to see you guys at HagCon21!

>> No.36482743

No, because we both have non-negative quantities of self-respect.

>> No.36482750

That picture is cropped from a gender-bender pic.

>> No.36482753

what, I can't understand nerd speak

>> No.36482769

you also didn't notice her big ass titters either?

>> No.36482786

I’m afraid it’s not my fault that you never got a high school diploma.

>> No.36482787

>put your wife into a magical girl outfit
You don’t have to put her in anything when she is a retired magical girl!
She may say she hates it but you can see the smile on her face when you put on your old villain armor and replay that first magical night together.

>> No.36482793

anon... you replied to me thrice...

>> No.36482816

I fixed it…

>> No.36482921

I love monsters that use the guise of holiness to rape

>> No.36482934

>"Anon, your virginity is a sin, let me purify you!"
>Dark Archangel is smashing down your door with a mace

>> No.36482940

It's okay anon, we'll be there in HagCon21 even if it's just the three of us!

>> No.36482956

>lots of hags come to complain about it before they see the three of us

>> No.36482966

thats good but what I meant was monsters that larp as angels and nuns

>> No.36483012

I was planning on going disguised, to avoid disturbing the peace, yknow and not at all because of my crippling fear of intimacy

>> No.36483020

I legit can't differentiate a monster nun to an angel anymore

>> No.36483062

there isn't any

>> No.36483095

>hellhound has a bad leg and cannot run to catch her prey
>best friend worm would never allow her to suffer by her disability
>they calm a man bad enough for him to willingly and joyfully run away at the speeds that the wounded hound can match without straining her bad leg
>once she catches him they laugh and chill in a snuggle hug while the smugbug calls them hippies

>> No.36483167

>tfw no automaton wife so I can listen to kraftwerk albums with her

>> No.36483223

what a lucky fella

>> No.36483311
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Here's your party bro

>> No.36483330

is... is there more than one monster in that pic?

>> No.36483350

Who goes alone at night without a Gun?

>> No.36483400

Ummm I feel there is something wron-

>> No.36483447

1960's cold war, but MGE
United Order States (UOS) against the Union of Mamono Druellan Republics (UMDR)
what do you think? could lead to some interesting situations.

>> No.36483450

but why?

>> No.36483475

Griffons and Manticores are both the same, just dumb flying rape cats.

>> No.36483512

if a monster touches you somewhere and makes you feel uncomfortable or weird, yell stranger danger and try to run

>> No.36483555
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Buy some danuki brand rape whistles, of course rather than deter rapists, it draws an audience.

>> No.36483576

remember lolis are the number one rapists that you should worry about

>> No.36483592
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Griffons are cuter, actually capable of flight, and aren't assholes unlike Manticores.

>> No.36483666

Griffons and core's are two flavors best experienced together

>> No.36483676

thanks, satan. also what should I draw

>> No.36483681

An Arachne playing the harp.

>> No.36483729


>> No.36483754

demon teaching anon how to write

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>> No.36483765

which mg gives you +1 perceptions and 5 sneak when worn?

>> No.36483780


>> No.36483814

a Ryu doing a Hadoken

>> No.36483815
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>> No.36483844

An Angel smiling and doing the peace sign

>> No.36483854

Cute Werebat eating a banana

>> No.36483862

Ms. Demon is so nice, teaching poor illiterate anon how to write!

>> No.36483872

Her grandma must have been a holstaur huh?

>> No.36483886

anon bonking a hellhound on the head with a roll of newspaper

>> No.36483992

Old granny fox giving you candy while going Shhh... like if it is a secret

>> No.36483998
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Undead make the best bodyguards, they're already dead, a little more dying ain't gonna hurt them

>> No.36484017

>ywn handhold your big undead bodyguard

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we needn't worry over such things. holy vessels are meant to be filled

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Ain't nothin "holy" about that mouth, that's a wicked devil

>> No.36484343

What a divine mouth

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I'm gonna be an ushi wrangler!

>> No.36484439

cute teeth

>> No.36484498

why does sister maria have such sharp teeth?

>> No.36484516

obligate carnivore

>> No.36484581


Wait a minute

>> No.36484672

She's a busy girl, you can stop and think after you hurry up and sign.

>> No.36484708

Im going to pee on that mouth

>> No.36484887

Ha-ha, time for diplomacy

>> No.36484956

Wind up being raped even until your body turns to dust. No amount of rewinding time will save you.

>> No.36484970

drew a bit of jabber and gazer

>> No.36484996

Looks cool.

>> No.36485005 [SPOILER] 
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>What a fool you are. I'm a slime. How can you jar a slime? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

>> No.36485038

heres the jabber, Its a sketch

>> No.36485077

See? This is why angels are better. Their rape actually extends your life in proportion!

>> No.36485119

So in your honest opinions, anons. What would be he best monster girl for a guy that tends to get mentally exhausted easily?

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>Gang of delinquent jinkos follow me into the bathroom
>Wait for me to unbuckle my belt and unzip my pants
>Pull them all the way down and spoon me from behind
>They whisper teases and nibble my ears while jerking me off
>Toss me into the spider stall and take turns licking my dick with their rough tongues till I'm about to cum
>Stop and tell me I can finish myself off
>Still have to pee
>And boner that isn't going down anytime soon
Surely it must be illegal to blue ball boys should I tell the police officer or the principal

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>> No.36485270

principal so you can get your new wife to give those jinkos detention in revenge

>> No.36485285

idk, I'm not a hakutaku, maybe a bogey?

>> No.36485288


>> No.36485307

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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I don't understand why anyone looks at holsts and thinks to milk them when centaurs have the true milk tanks

>> No.36485334

Anon please.
Are you implying that holsts AREN'T that big?

>> No.36485337

I only like girls with two legs.

>> No.36485356

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that themed harems are great.
Nonthing quite feels as great as all the girls fitting the theme.
Not that you should turn an interested monster girl down

>> No.36485382

A harem consisting of two satoris, a plump hell cat and an even more plump hell raven.

>> No.36485385

a harem consisting of me, two hands and crippling social phobia

>> No.36485387

i don't want to make squid sad

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>> No.36485420

>you actually know how to write
>you just like watching her grind her teeth while you misspell your name over and over

>> No.36485421

Why not? If you're really into them wouldn't it be better to be honest so you don't force yourself into a relationship?

>> No.36485435

it's less of a deal breaker for me

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Either (You) take responsibility with an eternity of marriage or it’s 10.000 years of rape from both the angel AND the demon.
Make (You)r choice.

>> No.36485463

harem consisting of undead hybrids

>> No.36485473

does eros endorse common law marriages?

>> No.36485493

Eros condemns all marriages that aren't consumated in a bed, with the lights off, in the missionary position. Because she's a prude.

>> No.36485498

does Eros condemn harems?

>> No.36485510

Eros condemns all harems that weren’t officialized as polygamous marriage from their church.

>> No.36485535

Any girl that either takes pride in being the perfect housewife or will smother you with affection at the first sign something is wrong. Inari, Unagi-Joro, Yuki-Onna, Nureonago, Bogey and Yeti all come to mind. Maybe Dorome.

>> No.36485650

God, I hate that stupid hand thing foxes do, It makes me want to copy it and pretend to smooch her with my hand

>> No.36485675
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>Anon I wanna show you something
>but you have to let me hug you first

>> No.36485696

>anon hugs his mindflayer friend
>she giggles at her master plan and inserts her tentacle into anon's ear
>she gets blasted with images of her and anon being married and having kids
>all with "i love mindflayer-chan" going on in the background
>she takes her tentacle out while blushing madly
>anon just keeps hugging her, waiting for her to show him something

>> No.36485737

>Mindflayer childhood friend asks anon if she can go over for a sleepover
>Anon agrees but seems kind of reluctant to the idea
>Anon gets his mind probed
>Mindflayer-chan hears the worst thing she can imagine
god, she is so cute when she is asleep, but she snores way too loudly, I won't be able to sleep at all

>> No.36485756

>She erases his memory of the snoring
>this leads to an embarrassing cycle of Anon getting more and more surprised by said snoring.

>> No.36485766

hope all this probing/erasing isnt damaging anon, he's pretty dense enough

>> No.36485778

You fool

>> No.36485781

I only go out at evening or morning

>> No.36485783

He is alright, he is though he can take it. Mindflayer-chan just needs to make sure he falls asleep first or she will need to keep erasing the memories of the night and act dumb when Anon asks her why he feels so tired, grumpy and irritable

>> No.36485794

>hey anon check this out
>see cheshire wearing a familiar looking basilisk mask
>hear basilisk childhood friend noises behind you

>> No.36485810

That's really not a good way to go about things

>> No.36485820

>anon and mindflayer watching a movie
>anon is focused on the movie so she slips a tentacle in his ear
>god she smells so good, love her so much, cant wait to marry her, wonder whats under the tentacle dress, she cute, CUTE!
>she extracts the tentacle while trying to hide her blush in her hands
>anon hopes someday he can get the courage to ask his mindflayer friend out

>> No.36485900

>Anon looks next to him when hearing some fidgeting coming from besides him
>Anon takes a good look at mindflayer-chan and he is filled with a strange sense of joy when looking at her nervously shuffling at his side
>Anon confesses his love for her, trying to make it seem like he said it almost by accident
>Mindflayer-chan tries really hard to not freak out but she fails miserably, dropping spaghetti all over the place
>Anon chuckles at the scene, unable to contain his blissful smile
>Mindflayer-chan can't take it, she jumps on top of anon and erases the last minutes of his memory so she can try again
>Anon looks next to him when hearing some fidgeting coming from besides him
>Anon takes a good look at mindflayer-chan and he is filled with a strange sense of joy when looking at her nervously shuffling at his side

>> No.36485912

anon must have a good head on his shoulders

>> No.36485923

>its morning by the time the cycle is finished
>anon is passed out and mindflayer-chan made sure none of last night happened in his head
>as she basks in her little victory, she hears her door creak open
>her mom pops her head in and shows her a video camera
>she gives her daughter a smug grin as she plays the recording of anon confessing to her
>mindflayer-chan just passes out right there in a mix of exhaustion and embarrassment
>flayer mom chuckles and adds it to her "anon and daughter cute moments" folder

>> No.36485943

Wow anon's going to be really worried about all these increasing blank spots in his memory

>> No.36485964

thats why he asks his trusty mindflayer friend to poke around to see whats up

>> No.36486010

>Mindflayer-chan being forced to sit next to her mom and Anon, sandwiched between them while unable to escape
>She is forced to watch the recording of Anon confessing to her over and over again
>Anon looks kind of embarrassed but he is beaming a hear to hear smile while laughing at her dropping her spaghetti over and over again, each time worse than the last.
>She want to die right there and there, while sinking deeper and deeper into her shame as she knows whats coming next
>Her stumbling on her words, hyperventilating and screaming incoherently in shock was embarrassing enough, but now the tape was going to show something even worse
>The tape was now close to showing her trying to be smooth and suave, trying to do an exaggerated sultry tone that was meant to turn the tables on Anon
>She knows how those attempts end up
>She begs her mother to stop it now, she pleads saying he has seen enough
>She is almost crying while begging for mercy
>But all she sees is her mother's cruel and mischievous grin, a smug expression full of evil makes her shrink while the sound of her own voice blasting through the speakers make her shrivel into a pool of regret and shame
>All while anon hold her hand and refuses to let her go

>> No.36486073

>after years of marriage Anon is woken up by the noise
>hearing her snore is so out of the ordinary he panics and call 911 and her parents for help
>while the husband and the EMTs might hint remember that embarrassing night her side of the family will never forget

>> No.36486087
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God I wish

>> No.36486091

>after the video showing, minflayer-chan just wants to sink into the couch
>anon takes both of her hands into his hands and confesses once again his love for her
>she wants to flay him again, but she cant say no to those goofy eyes
>she shyly confesses her love as well
>anon looks relieved and happy as he goes in to seal the deal with a kiss
>mindflayer-chan accepts and closes her eyes to kiss anon
>maybe this isn't so bad
>meanwhile, mom is recording the kiss to add to the collection
>both kids completely forgot she was there

>> No.36486114

imagine the smell

>> No.36486167

>Mindflayer-chan wakes up one morning with a grin on her face, she slept like a baby and woke up without any fatigue
>She turns around and finds a worried anon looking at her with a concerned look on his face that betrays how little he slept that night
>seeing her wake up makes anon cheer up
>He brings her a tray of breakfast to bed and sits besides her
>He brought honeyed tea, a bunch of fruit slices and a couple of bottles of medicine
>She starts to get a bit concerned and asks him what's wrong
>Anon tells her he woke up in the middle of the night hearing her make an awfully loud sound
>He didn't know what it was, it sounded monstrous and painful, he became extremely concerned about her
>he thought she may have catched something that made her sick, so he spent the night watching over her hoping nothing wrong happened to her, but the sound never stopped, she kept of doing that awful sound
>Anon grabs her hand and asks her if she is okey, if she is in any pain, he assures her he already made an appointment for a medic to check on her
>Mindflayer-chan gets bashfully embarrassed and ensures him that she is okey and there is nothing wrong with her, that it probably was just some snoring
>"Nonsense" He tells her, "we have been married for years and you never snore. If you did I would know"

>> No.36486260

That's why I don't like stuff like this.

>> No.36486297

Who's the artist? Reverse google search is giving me nothing.

>> No.36486672

Because it's cropped, just look in the image source list for a deviantart link in the wonderworm section.

>> No.36486742

For a TF comic it isn't even that bad. Hm

>> No.36486764

Shut the fuck up you nigger faggot.

>> No.36486836
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NEVER trust elves that are over 200 years old and still a single

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ALWAYS trust elves that are over 200 years old and still single

>> No.36486856

What about other monster girls? Can I trust a succubus that's over 200 years and single?

>> No.36486881
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succs are cool, you can always rely on them

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I want a manticore in chocolate.

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Admit it Anons. You are sluts.

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Don't talk nonsense.

>> No.36486914

Why all the Elf hate? Yeah they’re vanilla and plain but sometimes vanilla is good. Elves were the first MG I had feelings for while looking at the D&D guidebooks when I was a kid.

>> No.36486935

I'm not a slut, it's a profession like any other!

>> No.36486940

I’m not a slut, I’m a whore. Sluts do it for free.

>> No.36486946

I-I won't lose to monsters!

>> No.36486949

I'm just weak to any form of affection...

>> No.36486989

Is it slutty to want to be a good man, husband, and father for my Amazon wife?

>> No.36487017

i just like dragons

>> No.36487039

The only interactions that you've seen with a woman that isn't your mother is from anime, isn't it.

>> No.36487047

you do know where you are right anon?

>> No.36487059

You guys have a mother?

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>> No.36487082

Why do you think I have such massive mommy issues?

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I have a fox that calls me boya, does that count?

>> No.36487094

Do you call her mommy?

>> No.36487100

Naturally I use the proper form of address, okaa-sama

>> No.36487139

I don't speak nippon, so I'm just going to assume that means mommy. So yeah I guess that counts.

>> No.36487254

I'm not the /tg/ guy, I'm a different anon.

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