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>> No.36539705
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>Portals open to MGE
>You land the office of a corrupt politician MG aspiring dictator
>You are forced to become her assistant
>To give get her coffee and serve her drinks in near naked outfits
>Give her sexual favors in the office
>Sleep at her home
>You asked for help to an Inari senator, the Wight controls the senate and you only earned yourself a spanking from her
>You went to the police, she controls the court, you got imprisoned, raped by her in prison, then spanked and raped at her home again

>Maybe those Jinko monks of the Jinkai Order could help you?

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The way into a Wurm's heart is through her tummy

>> No.36539722

Aside from Ratas, do you think there's other squirrel girl species in MGE, and would one get pissed if you kept randomly asking her for mail?

>> No.36539724
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Mama monsters who love their daughterus are the hottest thing ever.

>> No.36539730

What a wicked evil creature, to think they would stoop to such lows to corrupt humans

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>> No.36539792 [DELETED] 


>Maybe those Jinko monks of the Jinkai Order could help you?

Sorry, I asked the Grandmaster of the Order and this is her wisdom

>> No.36539800

All fags will get Alp'd:
>a lot of humanwomen married to Closetqueers are in for a big surprise.
>that guy last thread who was worried gubment would try to ban MGs etc - afaik half of Congress would be too busy getting their new Alp-pussies pounded to be able to legislate anything
>the Church faces 2 crisis
>1. The DL is real
>2. All they have left are Alps getting revenge-fucked by hundreds of ex-altarboys and a lot of 'suspicious' new Nuns

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>Maybe those Jinko monks of the Jinkai Order could help you?

Sorry, I asked the Grandmaster of the Order and this is her wisdom

>> No.36539827
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I need more griffon art in my life

>> No.36539840

based and KDFpilled

>> No.36539871
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Wow, that was almost English.

>> No.36539897

>be meeting new Mamonos
>Hi, Anon, I'm [name], I'm an Alp, I used to be a...
Tbh, how many Anons are going to Hard-Nope right there?

>> No.36539930

She just looks like a regular dog from that angle. It would be so surprising walking up to her.

>> No.36539941
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Young beastgirls can be tricky to identify when they go into loaf mode.

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How do I dominate a monster that is much bigger and stronger than me?

>> No.36540045
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Pervy bugs

>> No.36540050

Learn the art of the lovey dovey, doting house husband. Not only will it stop her in her track, but leave her open to kabeodons and kisses!

>> No.36540073

It's a complicated jui-jitsu move
1. Take hold of her left hand in your right hand
Now, for this next step, don't let go
2. Walk out into a public area
3. There has never been a need for a Step 3

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>> No.36540200
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You are approached by a hardworking peasant girl. What do?

>> No.36540219

Offer her a strawberry

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>> No.36540255

honestly terrifying
even if I knew they wanted my soul I'd give it in a second

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How does your favorite species do as a caretaker for blind boys? Are they professional and calm? Do they often get distracted and try to interact via physical senses? Do they have to wear a collar and aren’t allowed within 100 yards of a school zone?

>> No.36540346
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I love my waifu, bros.

>> No.36540351

Get some fertilization going together.

>> No.36540366

ask what she wants, duh

>> No.36540431

[_]ug a Yeti.

>> No.36540456

Why would I bug a yeti?

>> No.36540464

>Reality TV show to show a day in the life of a disabled human and
>Hello I’m Anon and this is my seeing eye basilisk
>It’s nothing but 30 minutes of them both bumping into each other and knocking stuff over

>> No.36540502

Aim for her G-spot and give her multiple orgasms before she can even recover from the first one.

>> No.36540513

Dug a Yeti from under an avalanche.

>> No.36540537

>"We can restore his eyes, we have the magi-tech!"

>> No.36540540

>Reality TV show to show a day in the life of a disabled human
That sounds cute as hell.
Like a man who lost both arms in a war now has his shoggoth wife slime as arms instead.

>> No.36540543

>Big girl
>Big G-spot

>> No.36540579

If an Automaton can build a child can they also build other things? Like a playstation or car parts?

>> No.36540619

Ask her if she wants to go out and eat some ice cream together

>> No.36540675
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Tug a yeti? I dunno if they'd like that.

>> No.36540676

Do they make human children or another Automaton? That would decide the answer.

>> No.36540681

Tug on the ahoge.

>> No.36540692

remember is an extremely sexy human woman wants you to sign some paperwork
she is either a demon or thotticus maximus
do you feel lucky?

>> No.36540737

I ask her how she feels about abortion.

>> No.36540741

>thotticus maximus
sounds more like a roman warlord than a slut

>> No.36540755

Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

>> No.36540767

it sounds like a name a bard porno version of rome would have
>biggus dickus punishies thotticus maximus for her rebellion agiast the empire

>> No.36540786

I like more stories willing human to turn into a monster
Imagine a willing ushi oni transformation

>> No.36540909

Would it be a chunni nerd who wants to be strong or and already strong girl who wants to be even stronger?

>> No.36540931
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I like to imagine myself as a stoic Order knight who will be never seduced by monsters and easily avoid any demon tricks. But i know that irl i will become their sex toy very fast. That's quite embarrasing and exciting for me.

>> No.36540938
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Poor Hinezumis:
>MOUSE girls
>Stated by profile that most of them are short, so as tall as a short sized human woman
>Body that doesnt look to be particularily strong

The other race that is made of martial artists and thus more likely to spar with them:
>Around 7ft minimum
>Wall of muscle

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If i bang a mofu mommy will i have foxes in my family for posterity?

>> No.36541250

BUT that also means that Hinezumis can be shortstacks and manhandled by you for womb bloating breeding.
Jinkos are not a valid option

>> No.36541273

>Hairy chest,arms and legs
Your waifu is fucking gross man

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Is this a most wrong opinion record attempt?

>> No.36541315

I'm too puny to Lug a Yeti

>> No.36541321

Gonna defeat the Jinko by slowing her down with a pregnancy.

>> No.36541329

Not suicidal enough to Mug a Yeti

>> No.36541336

would your waifu still love you even if you lost to an elf?

>> No.36541340

There would be way too much blood if I Jug a Yeti

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I wouldn't be worth marrying my waifu if some elven whore raped me
I would just be used goods

>> No.36541383

rodent hands typed this

>> No.36541417

>Formula Wan

>> No.36541422
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How do you even aug a Yeti?

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>Implying i wouldn't marry the elf
Anon plz only a literal faggot/alp would reject a cute lovable and pure elf

>> No.36541542

she belongs on a shelf

>> No.36541565

Guy adopts two elves, but the girls grow bigger and stronger than him.

>> No.36541572
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Elf in a shelf?
I prefer fox in a box

>> No.36541577

I want to fuck a rock with my cock

>> No.36541579
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>How to aug?
The same as how you AUG a Pegacentaur, I guess.
[/k/-/jp/ x-over, that's a Steyr AUG-77 as a waterpistol}

>> No.36541598

lol, think of losing to an elf

>> No.36541599

Wok on my Cok

>> No.36541615

If you work hard and build some muscle you can princess carry a Yeti! You just need a Rocky IV montage training in the winter

>> No.36541639

I'd watch F1 with a monster girl.
Granted I'd watch many things with MGs

>> No.36541702

What would make a strong/powerful MG go full "must protect his smile at all cost"?

>> No.36541728

Welcome to shitty wok meh i tahke yuh odha plz

>> No.36541734
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Being able to make her food

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>> No.36541768

This man knows how it be

>> No.36541791
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Rubbing hands wrote this post.

>> No.36541829
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>meh i tahke yuh odha plz
Can I get a Wok stir-fried with my noodle?

>> No.36541840

cock in a lock

>> No.36541872

As long as I at least try to get revenge, yeah sure.

>> No.36541895

yeah she would, but she would mindbreak me so I don't have to remember such a horrible thing

>> No.36542108
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How about taking your Sandworm to the drive-in to see Dune?

>> No.36542405

I want to get scolded by an old monster about dressing like a slut then get spanked

>> No.36542407

>Anon, the black car and the bull car crashed, why are you laughing?
>Why is that orange car called a honey badger?
>Who is this "gimi"?

>> No.36542433

Why would she scold you and then reward you?

>> No.36542447

>Why do they call him the Iceman? Is he married to a Yuki-Onna?

>> No.36542457

>is a reward

>> No.36542490

another day without a hakutaku to explain to answer my goddamn questions

>> No.36542496

Kimi would either marry a Yuki or a Tsurara, and they would make an F1 car out of ice for him to sit in

>> No.36542501
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If you really are a slut, very likely.

>> No.36542508

brain rot

>> No.36542602

dressing like one doesn't mean you are one

>> No.36542641
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>tfw no MG waifu to tempt me with home-cooked meals
>and also naked apron

>> No.36542651

>she puts her goo in the food

>> No.36542672

Then it's a dangerous gamble that old monster is playing.

>> No.36542683

Even if she does, it's only fair considering she uses my spunk for salad dressing.

>> No.36542759

remember, single men who dress like sluts are by law free to be raped by any monster. It is also up to the monster to say what it means to dress like a slut

>> No.36542766

Please anon, or anyone else. Source of pic please?

>> No.36542820
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Visiting Lescatie is perfectly safe. Just stay out of the designated raping streets.

>> No.36542821

Commission an Anon got the other day.

>> No.36542831

>its every street

>> No.36543074
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You look like you need something. Well, what is it?

>> No.36543094

some milk

>> No.36543182
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Have you checked the fridge?

>> No.36543195

im looking at one

>> No.36543303

>Anon, you said you like that racer, why are you so excited over him crashing?

It would be a nice sculpture to sit outside his house

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>fox in a box

here's the foxloaf you wanted

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You're just jealous of her massive breasts which make great pillows

>> No.36543393

>Anything but a Satyros
My man would be hammered every day

>> No.36543413

Consider the following:
Scary monster that's actually really nice and just very shy when around anon.

>> No.36543415
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I don't understand. Are you calling Gazer fat? Did your mother not teach you manners? Are you one of those pathetic humans with mommy issues?

>> No.36543420

sakaki is a good archetype

>> No.36543430

I can manage perfectly well with Gazer-chan's lap, thighs, butt, and tail. And as a bonus, I don't need to worry about suffocating in her cleavage.

>> No.36543440

>not wanting to drown in titty
low test

>> No.36543541
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Box the fox

>> No.36543559
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>low test
Gazer can help with that

>> No.36543575

how can a flatty do that?

>> No.36543592

God I normally hate bitchy monsters but I want gazer to fucking degrade me

>> No.36543597

>Anon thinks he's going mad and is haunted and keeps waking up covered in blood
>It's actually just a vampire that's too shy to ask to suck his blood

>> No.36543675
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Less bitchy that (You), worm
Attitude adjustment. Confidence enhancement. You'd be surprised what a little "therapy" can accomplish. And Gazer is NOT flat.

>> No.36543698

all gazers are flat, so avoid them if you don't like flatties

>> No.36543707

How can dark elves ever compete?

>> No.36543722

Thinking about the corrupted nun loli, is there any monster that likes acolyte boys that call them onee-chan?

>> No.36543733
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>Mindbreaking paizuri
>With lots of eye contact

>> No.36543756

you could just go with straight up dark priest

>> No.36543818

>the corrupted nun loli
Left was better, as it is every time.

>> No.36543821

sea bishop (dark)

>> No.36543918

OH yeah, I wanna huff gazer breath. I want her warm, slimy tongue to coat my face with her spit, and her hot, smelly, steamy breath to overwhelm my nostrils

>> No.36543968

Needs a Therapist
Gets The Rapist

>> No.36543992
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Ridiculous how we have not just one, but two forced memes from vehement anti-Gazer faggots.

Ah well, you can't help not liking what you don't like. I'd suppose Gazer-chan would just make you dive headfirst into a Sandworm or something.

>> No.36543996

>Be transported in a carriage.
>Not touching the street, so I´m safe.
>Take that, White Christmas Cake.

>> No.36544003

...in the fridge?
>Anon looks, and there's a big jar of white liquid in the fridge
>Anon is pretty sure it isn't milk...

>> No.36544004

Jokes on you, I like gazers

>> No.36544030

Looking at a Fridge.
>flat front
>pale white
>frigid inside
Jealous Wok claws wrote that post

>> No.36544108

Don't help me, I'm addicted to hags!

>> No.36544121
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Foksu BoKsu

>> No.36544130

Is she okay?

>> No.36544138

what is it?

>> No.36544155

Milk is in the regular refrigerator. The mini-fridge in her private study is for...uh...stuff.

>> No.36544170

no wonder I wake up feeling drained, gazer milks me in my sleep

>> No.36544181
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There's no need to fight, both girls are good and should be friends.

>> No.36544194

Your own fault for having such a cute sleeping-face

>> No.36544204

Idk, you'd have to taste it to find out...

>> No.36544220

how many mouths can a jabberwock have?

>> No.36544238

Imagine seeing a monster looking at pictures of your sleeping face...

>> No.36544273

I'd pretend to sleep right in front of her to see what she does

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As many as you want and some more.

>> No.36544359

Miss Ran told me she needs my help to give Chen a younger sibling. I wonder what she wants me to do though?

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>> No.36544426
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Read Youkai anatomy 101, Human-youkai genetics: The basics and A new father's guide to Gensokyo (Third edition).

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>> No.36544453

I don't follow.
Huh, Miss Ran gave me those exact same books.

>> No.36544460
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sex with this rabbit

>> No.36544474
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don't worry, she is a good teacher

>> No.36544479
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May I recommend the latest issue of Bunbunmaru, which has a list of the best romantic positions, hags and how to deal with them, and the top most eligible girls in Gensokyo! (Number one WILL shock you!)

>> No.36544510

I can't read japanese

>> No.36544516

nothing better than that
we need more moms like wightfag's going down on their daughters even better if it's futa like them too

>> No.36544598

its simple dealing with old monsters that keep pestering you to fuck them, just fuck them until their hips give out, then just walk away after they pass out

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>> No.36544617

Back to /d/ retarded faggot.

>> No.36544621
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W-wait! Hold on! Don't bully her, help her back up! She threw out her back!

>> No.36544686

i just like seeing moms giving daughters a good time
motherly figures taking control of what they make
sometimes cocks are required to give it to the daughters harder
i guess you just do not understsnd me

>> No.36544696

thats what she gets for being old

>> No.36544702

Back to /d/ retarded faggot

>> No.36544717

I love expensive lingerie.

>> No.36544726

me too, especially when they come with those stockings and garter belt

>> No.36544767

Fuck off faggot

>> No.36544865
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>"do you feel in charge?"
>I've paid you in a wealth of semen
>"and this gives you power... over me?"

>> No.36544909

Old hags trying to be cool are the best.

>> No.36544928

h-how much for a copy?

>> No.36544989
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For a cute human like you? Free.

>> No.36545040
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Why do humans always run away when she says she wants young and tender meat for cooking? She just wants to buy some veal or lamb.

>> No.36545055
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Everyone in my family is gonna have fox traits after me

>> No.36545074

because I am young and tender as welll

>> No.36545093

The more I learn about all the waifufags, the less I respect them.
Really sucks the fun out of some pics when you realize the meme isn’t really a joke at all. Funny enough I’d say I favor KDF the most since he, at least, is honest with his weird shit™️.

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>> No.36545109

WHO is number one?

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>> No.36545175

t-thanks, you are truly the number one!

>> No.36545222

Frankly I'd be more surprised if they didn't have a few screws loose.

>> No.36545253

>caring about waifufags in particular either way
I have the same lack of respect for everyone in this thread other than myself :)

>> No.36545291

that's not a very positive attitude, anon, we are all peas in a pod here

>> No.36545295

I doubt you're 12

>> No.36545315

Question: is there a defined term for the "ass-up, lface-down, legs straight out splayed wide like a tripod" presentation position like this?
>I need to do an image-search....for reasons, ofc.

>> No.36545317

haha nice HAT

>> No.36545332

JACK Off, jerk off

>> No.36545362

shes real old

>> No.36545404

Only the cutest tengu and most respected journalist of course!

>> No.36545408

The one you keep seeing is called the Jack-O pose, after the character from Guilty Gear.

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>> No.36545430

The new one from 2hu 17?

>> No.36545431
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I’m just weirded out how much KC seems to hate the church. I know it’s normal for japan media to portray the church corrupt and god as evil, but damn. Nearly every entry is about how people are being sacrificed, or how the Order manipulates their young for personal gain and titles, the poor might as well die, Wilmarina’s childhood friend is removed from his position etc.
Even in MGQ when you outright fight angels they are portrayed in a better light. Most churches are genuinely pious followers of Ilias, there actually ARE some corrupt or violent priests but they are the minority, and one of the violent priests was outright marching to war himself to help the people. And some monsters legit join the faith because of the teachings or mutual respect and love preached.
I mean sure there is corruption, that’s natural. But it is just weird at this extent. >>36545315
Jacko pose

>> No.36545479

Rude. Look at what you've done, you made her cry again.

>> No.36545488

checks out

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>> No.36545504

but I don't mind that at all

>> No.36545513
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>> No.36545522

Maybe number one on the weight list

>> No.36545528

From what I gather it's an exaggerated portrayal of the way Japanese corporations treat their employees. I don't think he has anything against religion in particular.

>> No.36545529

"holy" hands typed this

>> No.36545530

ain't that you?

>> No.36545551

I'm not a Gensokyo girl

>> No.36545566

You're reading too much into it.

>> No.36545567

>"okay, but what if I marry you?

>> No.36545571

You can be if you just step through that noose Anon.

>> No.36545575

One day

>> No.36545583
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I leave my room and my armor keeps moving, it also has butt plates as well?

>> No.36545584

I wanna give her headpats and cuddle her while she talks about her favorite books.

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>> No.36545641
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>> No.36545654

ah yes, it was a silly question after all

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Yuuka is such an elegant youkai.

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>> No.36545685

Why settle for a custom built automaton wife when you can marry a nanite swarm?
>Can shape herself into anything, pretty much a robotic shogg
>Self replicating so long as you give her material, no need to worry about her getting hurt
>Never away from her as she is always in your bloodstream and brain tissue ensuring you are healthy

Whats not to love?

>> No.36545689

That's a cute expression, I bet she's thinking about large-scale violence.

>> No.36545695

>wockfag in a dress
Hah. Gayyyyyyyyy!

>> No.36545708

she is very elegant indeed
no, she is thinking about what to give you on valentines day

>> No.36545714

I'm afraid she'll go into my balls and drain them directly.

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>> No.36545744

where the hell am I gonna find that?

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>> No.36545759

The most.

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>> No.36545851

what are they talking about?

>> No.36545887

That's just a shog with extra steps

>> No.36545900
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Silence, s*nner

>> No.36545906

Not him, but my favorite 2hu hates people who commit suicide, so I couldn't bring myself to do it.

>> No.36545911

You just need to find one and cultivate it. Max a month of time invested into it but for her multi trillion self its a life time of affection from (YOU) she'd like to repay
Direct or indirect, whats the diffrence? If you want to she can release endorphins into your brain during it.

>> No.36545924

will they just be in a jar that I need to stick my dick in

>> No.36545931

That's not Jabberfag. That is Yuuka Kazami, the youkai people are mentioning and talking about by name. How you could mix them up is beyond me when they look nothing alike. What's even weirder is Jabberfag has gotten pics of him in a dress with his wife, so why you wouldn't just post one of those is even stranger.

>> No.36545994

I have been debating about creating a pslime sorta version of that recently. Think it could work quite well.

>> No.36546006

Something like that, it will probably last about 5 minutes in that stage as she rapidly multiplies, then you can most likely leave her be and in another 10 shes done using the glass and table and be able to find her own sustanance without your assistance.

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I want to blend blood with old, fluffy hags

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This. She can't have power over you if you both become one through marriage.

>> No.36546079

Oh. Oh that makes more sense

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Japanese history with the Christians isn't the nicest. To give the short version, Jesuits were assholes and Japan had to kick them out the country by force. The second wave came with the American occupation after WW2 which started off bad, only improving after about 30-40 years. But going any further and it becomes less about the church and more about government fuckery and that's not including the communists.

>> No.36546182

They're both old so probably petty hag things. Both are supposed to be extremely powerful ancient beings, but they're still hags at the end of the day.

>> No.36546184

For the most part they are fine really just wightfag that is into the really fucked up stuff and he is not shy about it. The guy has publically said he has gotten non potion beast and futa in the past of his wight. If you ignore it then you will probably feel a lot better.

>> No.36546196

B-but the Christians dindu nothing and the evil Japanese tortured them for no reason I saw the movie Silence and they said so!

>> No.36546209

>vampire moffu

>> No.36546232

they'll not only drain your will and semen, they'll drain your blood as well. How vicious

>> No.36546235

To drain you dry of even more kinds of fluids

>> No.36546315

Just find a metal slime.
The problem being that they’re just as evasive, if not moreso, as Cockatrices.

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How to seduce monsters like that?

>> No.36546322

Just use a magnet.

>> No.36546346
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Lick their scars, call them beautiful, say that you'd like them to protect you.

>> No.36546441

K. Why should I care? As long as they dont share the weird shit here i dont think it matters much at all.

>> No.36546445

That just makes them spiky.

>> No.36546463

>The more I learn about all the waifufags
All of them? Each one?

>> No.36546474

just tell them that you need some armor and they are perfect the way they are

>> No.36546479

Rape. Worked for Paul.

>> No.36546511

I need a tribe of Venus bodied, mob faced, P’Orcs to breed!

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>> No.36546604

In the show she got fucked by the MC's dad in the past. He had a thing for forcing himself on girls in his party

>> No.36546682

Big meaty paws in my face

>> No.36546691

This is a character from Mushoku Tensei. Her party member - Paul, MCs father took advantage of her mating season and coerced her into sex.
Dutch were taking the christian mission nice and slow and it was going allright, but then Portuguese acted like nogs and tried to use it to gain a hold in Japanese politics, by instigating a rebellion. Can't blame japs that they threw them out after that.
The organized religion in anime today is portrayed in bad way as a commentary on corporations exploiting people. Younger generations in Japan are pretty traditional (from western perspective), they don't like the work culture, rampart cheating, disdain for romantism/intimacy, antimilitarism their boomers are so in love with.

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Greetings Anons, I come to consult you about something. Months ago I commissioned from Yananon a story about Dragonia's Leia, you can read it here:


I am commissioning another story again and I am thinking of 2 possibilities. Either a story with Dragonia Alto-Eris where Anon goes to Dragonia and confess to her after she previously saved him from some Order knights. Or inspired by this post:


I really liked the idea. Anon flirts with a Hinezumi or confess to her, she tries to play smug by stating that she will normally only date male martial artists, he shrugs and says he will confess to a Jinko instead, the Hinezumi punches him down, rapes him drags him to her home and forces him to be her house husband. Which one would you like to see?

>> No.36546773

The first one, I don't like role reversal

>> No.36546788 [DELETED] 

>and coerced her into sex.

Did he actually coerced her into sex, or is this autistic SJWlike rant "She can't consent because she is too horny in mating season!!"?

>> No.36546800

>I don't like role reversal

Is it role reversal because of the fact that the Hinezumi is the one raping rather than the one getting raped or because of the house husband stuff?

>> No.36546816

Hot. Was she a loli at that time? Did he impregnate her?

>> No.36546863

No and no. I can recommend watching the anime, it's pretty good. The Manga was the first isekai, that gave birth to the genre.

>> No.36546889

>No and no

>> No.36546907

The house husband stuff, reverse rape is hot. I mean I don't have absolutely anything against people liking role reversal, but you asked which one we'd like to see more.

>> No.36546918

>Dutch were taking the christian mission nice and slow and it was going allright, but then Portuguese acted like nogs and tried to use it to gain a hold in Japanese politics, by instigating a rebellion
Was that really the case?
I remember reading a primary source from a Japanese convert back in the 1500s that England (newly Protestant at the time with a strong hatred for Catholics but more specifically the Iberian Union (Spain and Portugal)) spread the lie that the Jesuits were instigating a rebellion, so that they wouldn't get a foothold in the Japanese markets. It resulted in the faith being banned and a quite a few missionaries and converts were martyred.

>> No.36546923

That's the virgin approach, you gotta be chad >>36546604

>> No.36546932

make the second idea, but instead of saying "I'll confess to someone else" make the Jinko be the one coming onto him and he playing along with it only to reveal that they had planned the whole thing before hand just to show that the protag is not actually playing with the feelings of the Jinko and they are just good friends

>> No.36546941

Remember to accidentally impregnate your rapist.

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>and coerced her into sex.

Did he actually coerced her into sex, or is this autistic SJWlike rant calling it "coercion" because "She can't consent because she is too horny in her (completely natural and biologically programmed) mating season!"?

>> No.36546961

not like you have a choice

>> No.36546965

I don't need to impregnate my rapist, if i just avoid her.

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Remember to intentionally impregnate your predator

>> No.36546988

>only to reveal that they had planned the whole thing before hand just to show that the protag is not actually playing with the feelings of the Jinko

I only used the image for emphasis and because it was the post that inspired me. I hadn't actually planned him to meet the Jinko, at least not beyond just seeing her in the distance. The Hinezumi got too pissed and punched him down almost immediately.

>> No.36547008

lmao, just don't get raped and get a mg gf

>> No.36547041

There is no such thing as "rape," human men are all destined to become the property of monster girls - it only makes sense that there are no legal consequences for a monster claiming what is rightfully theirs.

>> No.36547042

Countless of men are being raped by monsters every year. Please spread awareness. Men have feelings too.

>> No.36547057

i dont wanna die from comfyness after i Rug a Yeti

>> No.36547060

Why get raped by a mamono when you could just borrow a text on summoning and a spare room from a Sabbath library?

>> No.36547072

I kind of assumed there would be another jinkoblueballing due to the fic you posting having exactly that

>> No.36547074

Or take up an apprenticeship.

>> No.36547095

I'm gonna brave the mamono-infested ruins in an ancient desert, find a Genie's lamp and make one of the wishes to not be raped by any individual or groups of individuals in my natural and potentially unnatural lifespan.

>> No.36547105

I think it was just a plot point. Paul is a huge asshole with little redeeming qualities. She hated his guts.
Well there's more than one case to everything. English were trying to keep Dutch (and catholics) from christianizing the country, since it would naturally give them an advantage, and Portuguese were acting in distress, trying to save their failing trading empire. One was a major, but the other one was direct cause for the escalation.

>> No.36547109

ok, and that's my problem why? also I love seeing the most brutal rapes where you can see the man's mind-breaking in excruciating detail

>> No.36547130

That works, too, but I prefer the summoning approach. It feels more personal. And, if you don't mind harems, you and your newly summoned assistant can be joint apprentices to a member of that Sabbath!

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>> No.36547143

why in the sabbath? why not the local dark mage convent?

>> No.36547181

>It feels more personal.
I dunno about that.
Signing up for an apprenticeship to someone (Sabbath or otherwise) takes joint agreement and is very personal.
A summoning is kinda just drawing a random Familiar out of a hat.

>> No.36547207

why summon, just look up mail order mamano wives

>> No.36547208

The initial evocation involves researching the particular fiendess enough that you can isolate her magical signature and pull her to you. From there, in order to maintain the summoning and keep her there, you have to form a connection at a spiritual level.

>> No.36547220

I'm going to Monberia.

>> No.36547304

So if I do get ambushed before the evocation and binding are complete, at least the girl ambushing me will be attractive.

>> No.36547323

I assume that your addicted to cunny honey

>> No.36547337
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I'll take one black harpy to-go please!

>> No.36547409

That’s “high level” summoning.
The basic stuff that a fledgling magic user can do is less reaching out for someone specific and more accessing a magical mailing list.

>> No.36547415

I don't like her anymore

>> No.36547424

Later losers, I just got a new job that's a one way ticket to easy street. I'm going to be a waiter at the new monster girl casino. My job is to keep handing out drinks to the monsters playing at the tables to keep them distracted from how much they are losing. We didn't go into the details during the interview but I'm sure security will be there make sure none of the monsters gets too handsy.

>> No.36547427

>I think it was just a plot point. Paul is a huge asshole with little redeeming qualities. She hated his guts.

Fuck Rudeus man, if I was him I would just focus 100% on marrying Ghislaine, screw the redhair and other girls.

>> No.36547438

vampire wock
for when you need to be drained of all your fluids as quickly and pleasurably as possible
accept no substitutes

>> No.36547458

>meet a Moberian player in CS:Mamono offensive
>chat for a bit
>it's a girl
>she's a good player and likes the same anime so you start talking a lot
>go on voicechat and her voice is delicate and cute, and her accent is hot
>fall in love
>decide to enter LDR
>she gathers money to visit, you take care of the formalities
>go to the train station
>she's a 3 meter tall muscular werewolf
>wholesome matrimony begins

>> No.36547469

Ye, same. Especially since she wanted his shota dick in the LN.

>> No.36547491

Hence why you use the initial "mystical Craigslist" method to screen for assistants to help your more ambitious summoning projects, and form a possible bond from there.

My preferred body type is in the older loli/younger teen range of "petite", but cunny is still nice.

>> No.36547508

>all the waifufags
Which other ones have problems?

>> No.36547655

I am willingly going to become a mail order husband for a monster I know nothing about and don't even know how to speak the language

>> No.36547724

Help, my monster boss found my solo vids on mamanohub, what do I do? I don't want to be fired

>> No.36547735

Tell her that she can't legally prove that that's actually you based on your cock alone

>> No.36547740

solo videos? what, you don't have a gf? that's sooo sad

>> No.36547746

don't kinkshame me

>> No.36547752

I like cunny nr

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>> No.36547773

now she is telling she needs to inspect my cock now

>> No.36547777

If (You) get summoned by some hag and your clothes don’t come together, is the fault on her for the flawed summoning or on (You) for begging to be raped?

>> No.36547795

I didn't think angel hags summoned young boys?

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>> No.36547820

This tiny creature is surely incapable of rape.

>> No.36547828
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Gotta purify them of every single sin

>> No.36547836

god, how cute

>> No.36547848

They always leave clothes out because they are perverted old hags

>> No.36547850

Every Anubis waifufag

>> No.36547854

Reminder she will eventually grow bigger than (You) and web-tie you to her.

>> No.36547855

awww, this is so adorable, I just want to shower her with kisses

>> No.36547864

If I got summoned by a hag, I'd ask if she had a younger sister.

>> No.36547866
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She looks lik the type to lead me down a bad path, full of sinning and lust and lechery. Not very comfortable around this bird no sir

>> No.36547878

>only coming with an oversized tshirt to cover me

>> No.36547881

what can you do, natural order of things and all that

>> No.36547884

don't be silly, she likes you too much to marry you on the first date like a stranger. You will need to ease her into it until she cries in your arms telling you how much she doesnt want to be apart from you

>> No.36547894

>tell a Yeti you want to rug her
>"W-What do you mean, you want me to rug up? I can handle the cold you know"
>you insist
>Yeti puts on a pair of tight fitting pants, a wooly sweater, and a parka
>"I-Is this what you want anon?"

>> No.36547897

don't worry anon, maybe your boss will take pity on you and introduce you to a desperate hag

>> No.36547910

Let her then, she still can't prove it.

>> No.36547920

but I am not that easy, she needs to take me out for a date before I let her see that

>> No.36547935

Cause of the chub?
>Every Anubis waifufag
You need to explain

>> No.36547970
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What do you think is happening to this lucky bastard right now?

>> No.36547984

brutal tentacle rape from a Scylla, Kraken, and tentacle girl

>> No.36547991

gloveless handholding

>> No.36547992

What have wockfag or gazerfag done that's remotely close to stuff like daughteru dicking or futa?

>> No.36548003
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Don't forget getting FLAYED (dot com)

>> No.36548012

>banned in 37 countries and 9 states!

>> No.36548021

Whatever your beef is with me, I certainly hope you don't think I'm THE Gazerfag.

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>> No.36548042

by the time the vids done, anon has been midnbroken within 2 mins and is just lost in the pleasure, cumming his brains out

>> No.36548060

>I certainly hope you don't think I'm THE Gazerfag.
Your shirt betrays you my friend

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>> No.36548080

Anon? Gazerfag is the guy who commissions the art. I just like Gazer.

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What about the recent Jinkofag?f. Apparently he is also the same guy that has been commissioning stories, all of which include girls that dward the MC in size, are muscular and protect him in one way or another.

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>> No.36548107

the rtil futa one is cute, sue me

>> No.36548108
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What about the recent Jinkofag? Apparently he is also the same guy that has been commissioning stories, all of which include girls that dward the MC in size, are muscular and protect him in one way or another.

>> No.36548111

You shouldn't presume that a picture exists of a girl existing means it's linked to that waifufag (unless it's direct like that tweet). Other people make or commission art. I know the wockfag has said before that he hates the vore stuff some people push. Also that's a dragon not a jabberwock in the picture you posted.

>> No.36548118

Anything beyond
>18 to 24yo
>Decent sized tits (B to D)
>A head shorter than you
>missionary position, with the lights on, for the sole purpose of procreation
Is far too degenerate for this thread.

>> No.36548135

Was a commission by a vorefag from aryion, not one of our locals.
A generic wight and zombie dragon
A shitpost by an artist literally from /trash/ trying to piss people off. He now posts pictures of his dick on a femboy twitter account.
The others are a little /d/ but they keep it to themselves for most the part.

>> No.36548142

what is it, the fucking Spanish inquisition in here?

>> No.36548145

why is that a bad thing?

>> No.36548160
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What a weird set of kamaitachi...

>> No.36548162

>tfw the mgs I like don't have any degenerate stuff made yet since I'm the only one to like them
Feels good man

>> No.36548168

Do they have animal parts? Then that's furry by default.

>> No.36548183
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We all know you want kelp vore you fucking deviant.

>> No.36548190

I fucking hate /trash/fags

>> No.36548194

I haven’t really seen anything that wack with them.
Likewise for the dude with the muscle-Hellhound waifu.
Funny enough the musclefags seem to be the most stable.

>> No.36548206
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Gazerfag likes gazer,
You like gazer ,
ergo you are Gazerfag

>> No.36548208

According to 4chan, das gay. Women can't be strong.

>> No.36548212

Nothing you described is bad.

>> No.36548217

I wish.

>> No.36548223


>> No.36548226

What the flying fuck are you retards doing right now?

>> No.36548230

If you're gazerfag, what are the other waifufags like? Are you and wockfag friends?

>> No.36548231

/his/ stuff, not the place for it. Let's just say the spanish inquisition meme is historically very wrong.

>> No.36548241
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>living as a fan of Cheshires and hellwans

>> No.36548244

thinking about hakutaku milk

>> No.36548245

/his/ is just /pol/ for pretentious retards instead of shitposting retards.

>> No.36548246

a crackdown

>> No.36548259

>tfw like Trumparts because of Wonderland degeneracy
>tfw there's barely anything for them at all

>> No.36548262

Which monster girl has the longest wingspan?

>> No.36548267

your mom, lol

>> No.36548268

I said /his/ as in historically related, I don't browse that board.

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>> No.36548271

Didn't use to be that way

>> No.36548279

hey, we got a hyperpreg cheshire pic out of it.
I'm happy

>> No.36548280

At least they get a constant stream of art for basically being the MGE postergirls so it's not all bad.

>> No.36548281

I wouldn't know. I'm not the Gazerfag that gets the commissions.

Gazerfag rarely ever posts in thread.

>> No.36548301
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Either Wyvern or Gandharva.

>> No.36548313

>the waifufags were silently lurking with the worst fetishes

>> No.36548317

begone cheshire

>> No.36548322
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If we are counting alternate forms, then I would bet on Wyverns.

>> No.36548333

what do men really want from monsters?

>> No.36548342
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Big slime butts.

>> No.36548343

If you think futa and furry are "the worst fetishes," then I envy your innocence

>> No.36548365


>> No.36548376

Feels like people act like they've just discovered waifufags can have out there kinks every other week. If they don't bring it to the thread, who cares?

>> No.36548381

Cowmataichi. Would be unable to resist.

>> No.36548399

the triple moo threat

>> No.36548407
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Live footage of a Selkie being comforted for not being a popular Monster Girl.

>> No.36548408

I will never tolerate diaperfags

>> No.36548422

I like these chuuni cuties.

>> No.36548427

imagine the milk

>> No.36548434

They are cute.
Wouldn't mind them clambering onto my ship and stealing crew and cargo

>> No.36548499
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What we drinkin tonight?

>> No.36548503

you have to drink all the milk

>> No.36548510

dragon milk

>> No.36548517

never been more glad to be lactose tolerant

>> No.36548519

Crisp, clear water.

>> No.36548524

Moonshine from Ms. Gators personal still!

>> No.36548540

holy water

>> No.36548545

Just have an Angel or Archangel sit on your face…

>> No.36548563

that's gonna cost ya boy

>> No.36548564

Holy robes are for hugging the curve of a baby bump

>> No.36548570


>> No.36548571
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>> No.36548596

Why not all 4 with both of them?

>> No.36548608

flayer milk

>> No.36548626

Tsun-cows are great cows.

>> No.36548661
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Where did the good days go?

>> No.36548665
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>> No.36548669
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Fatter goo for better cum absorption
Imagine how nice and cool slime sex would feel. On top of the rapturous pleasure their soft elastic slime gives your penis as it gently madsages the inner glans and skin, the slime is heat and moisture absorbent in nature, keeping you clean, sweat-free, and even cool no matter where and when you're mating. You could simply ask to be cooled, cleaned, and fucked, and your slime could do all three of them at once and both of you would be mutually satisfied. They are truly the best utility waifu, and are cute and innocent to boot. You can ask them to br submissive, to dom you, to fuck as equals, they don't mind anything, your body type, height, weight, presence or lack of body hair, whatever. They're fucking amorphous. Did I mention you stay cool while fucking? I really wanna put emphasis on that because in the desert shithole I live in at least that would be an absolute godsend.

>> No.36548683

transparent clothes is a bold choice

>> No.36548691

why do they call me a beast

>> No.36548715
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>> No.36548716

I wosh i saw the image.

>> No.36548721
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they've very versatile. i like the ones with cores the most

>> No.36548733
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Because you are

>> No.36548735

>not milk
look at these alps

>> No.36548737

>tfw ywn be an elfs gaurd human
>swn reward you with cuddles and milk
>Ywn fuck her until her hips give out and cuddle her
>ywn get hugged by her whenever she gets scared

>> No.36548746

could you upload it somewhere else qe could see it?

>> No.36548747

I know right, its like they want to be alps

>> No.36548760

Just use the archive deleted images can be seen there

>> No.36548760,1 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.36548764

I am a man, not a beast. The elves are just too horny

>> No.36548783
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submit to the spider

>> No.36548795

oh yea, that's a thing. thanks anon.

>> No.36548815
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>I am a man, not a beast
Same thing

>> No.36548820
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Is need that spider to be juuuuust a bit more human then I'm game

>> No.36548826
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Remember that as the season changes, you need to wear warmer clothes in the evening, especially by water! Look! This Greenworm knows the drill!

>> No.36548839

so elves see me as an animal?

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Based. Elise style spiders are top tier. Although i like both styles.

>> No.36548886
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An animal that can give them daughters, yes.

>> No.36548912
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What is the worst form of punishment for different girls?
For example: yeti forced to watch a guy shiver in the cold

>> No.36548922

force a cheshire to lurk in a sadposting thread

>> No.36548929

Attention anyone who likes doing thise random select monster girl story prompt things. Someone made a slot machine version that spits out 3 at a time.

>> No.36548944

no wonder I am not allowed to wear clothes and have a collar around my neck that forces me to do whatever the elves want

>> No.36548951
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so a harem roller, I'm very happy with mine.

>> No.36548968
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I had to make sure they didn't split Kamaitachi into three options like that one sorter, luckily doesn't appear to be the case.

>> No.36548978

Too many squirrels! Too many squirrels!

>> No.36549011

The green one on the left looks pretty decent

>> No.36549015
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the game was rigged from the start

>> No.36549019

The 4th one from the right on the bottom row is the cutest.

>> No.36549022

They're outnumbered by weasels.

>> No.36549095
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the council of gazer has spoken to me

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Flatties and small titters have to alter the odds just to have a chance. Pitiful.

>> No.36549123
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what's the name of my porno

>> No.36549129

That's too much cunny for one man...

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its just pure luck, no idea what you're talking about

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there is no such thing as too much cunny

>> No.36549160

You are playing with powers beyond your understanding, onii-chan

>> No.36549193
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lolis need to pull what mature women do naturally

>> No.36549219
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Rolling might have been a mistake. I really hope the Leanan Sidhe can help me out here.

>> No.36549229
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>> No.36549237

>local man drained to death after pornographic movie shoot goes horribly wrong

>> No.36549249

>3 ushis
You're done kid

>> No.36549251

thats why there is a lich on site

>> No.36549256

>I haven’t really seen anything that wack with them.


>Even faster was Maddie’s hand which grabbed my attacker’s wrist and counter attacked with an open palmed slap to the knight’s face, “Y-you--” The knight’s eyes started to water as the pain and shame set it. Bested and disrespected by a monster, her honor was tarnished, “I-I am an Order Knight! I-I will not be slapped around by--”
>Maddie shut her up by slapping her other cheek. Every monster loving patron in the bar laughed at the woman’s slapping.

Don't you think it is wierd to get horny about your waifu bitchslapping someone?

>> No.36549258
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These are your wife-maids now.

>> No.36549262

Why can I not see names on this thing

>> No.36549265

Can you even remember the name of each one?
To raise him from dead, obviously.

>> No.36549270

Gonna need a refund on #4, sorry

>> No.36549288
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retried with 13, a diverse cast

>> No.36549290

No refunds

>> No.36549296


No muscle, no waifu, also I don't really like maids.

>> No.36549298

I can't accept these, I barely make enough to support myself let alone four maids.

>> No.36549314

Then she's drinking that elf holstaur's chocolate milk until her chest is a respectable size

>> No.36549315

#4 is an ojou and those were her maids before you got married to all of them, but this is her fetish so don't worry about money

>> No.36549319
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and one with 7, I hope the mandragora is the late uproot kind but again, happy with all of them, specially wonderworm.

>> No.36549321
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Rate my adventuring party and give them all classes.

>> No.36549323

1 and 4 are humans so you can turn them into whatever monster you want or keep them as human and have both human and monster wives, you degenerate

>> No.36549324

Well, it's good to have a pet dog anon.

>> No.36549326
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Oh, uh...

I'm too boring.

>> No.36549329
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>I won't lose to Space Cats!

>> No.36549330
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how fucked am I

>> No.36549341

Considering regardless of what monsters they are, there's still fucking eighteen of them and every single one is going to want sex every single day.

>> No.36549350

Some of these Anons are aggroing too many Monsters at once, it's like they want to lose.

>> No.36549358

It's okay, pelvises grow back. No they don't.

>> No.36549362

I guess, I was always more of a cat person though

>> No.36549371

don't be silly anon, she will be the one filming your bone breaking

>> No.36549383

>The Leanan Sidhe ends up being the most sadistic.

>> No.36549387
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I feel like I may be the warmbag of two cold and cuddly girls while an imp makes fun of me because of it

>> No.36549394
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no matter where I go. winter keeps following me

>> No.36549401 [DELETED] 

>Don't you think it is wierd to get horny about your waifu bitchslapping someone?

Y..y..eah, who would like that? Hahaha.... (nervous laughter)

>> No.36549416

sure mgs can give you boners, but can they give you goosebumps

>> No.36549421

Maybe the demon lord will take pity on you and bless you with a few extra dicks.

>> No.36549433
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My ass is getting spanked by all these monsters, how red is my ass?

>> No.36549436
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I think I'm safe here.

>> No.36549442
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Are you doubting them?

>> No.36549487
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This is what I like

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anons, I think my cupid is trying to tell me something, but I'm not sure what

>> No.36549519

guys you are going to use up the image limit

>> No.36549532
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>> No.36549545

Oh no whatever will we do without a bunch of random greenworm images?

>> No.36549547


Ryu: Likely not very different than being spanked by a normal human woman, given Ryus are not stated to have dragon strenght and are more magical.

Kraken: Huge red ass with tentacle marks for days

Living Doll: Will barely feel anything

Dark Valkyrie: Huge ass spanking, big red hand marks all over your ass due her warrior strenght and skills.

Ochimusha: Huge ass spanking, red hand marks all over your ass due her warrior strenght and skills. Will likely hold back or... hit you really hard if that is your thing.

Blue Oni: If mamono mana wasn't a thing you would need a wheelchair and your skin open. Definitively the most brutal spanking of the lot, luckily for you she is not a Red Oni.

I got horny by writing this desu, be whacked by strong warrior and/or muscle girls is one of my main fetishes.

>> No.36549588
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I sense some tension in this particular grouping

>> No.36549602

Looking at all these groups. What would you say is the ideal harem size?

>> No.36549614
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Three at the absolute max. I'd prefer no harem at all.

>> No.36549618


>> No.36549621

6 Echidnas.

>> No.36549622

4 is the max.

>> No.36549628

the holy number

>> No.36549638

I don't know, I think as long as you manage to have a deep emotional bond with all of them then it's fine.

>> No.36549639


1, I would just like my Jinko waifu to use the doppelganger potion and rape the shit out of me. So either 2 or 5 of my wife's clones.

>> No.36549666


>> No.36549671

Personally I'm a monogamyfag so I don't have a horse in this race, but I think you're hitting diminishing returns with more than 5 wives.

>> No.36549672

yes, satan

>> No.36549683

It's the third time this week, when do I get a demon wife out of this?

>> No.36549687

I have fantasies that are optimized respectively at 2, 3, 6, 12, and upwards of 100 wives, all with different dynamics.

>> No.36549700


>> No.36549711
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oh nonononono... perhaps harems are evil...

>> No.36549714

11 for me.

>> No.36549718
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however many I feel that day

>> No.36549720

>"i need the biggest harem you got"
>"no thats too big"

>> No.36549793

Any more than 15 is just too much, you need to have a break every now and again.

>> No.36549872

>Ryu: if we are going in order and she is going first you will close your eyes, clench your teeth and prepare yourself for her huge hands to leave claw marks in your rear, but she will just lightly tap your behind and then cover herself in embarrassment
>Kraken: after the first fake out you will be a bit more relaxed, but the tentacle hits you so hard and so fast you feel your soul leaving your body for a second, only to be brought back by the PLOP PLOP PLOP sounds of her suckers coming one at a time leaving circle marks everywhere
>Living Doll: will pat your ass telling you its alright, that it wasn't that bad, but her hand touching your freshly red ass makes you feel a light sting
>Dark Valkyrie: laughs out loud while saying, *come on, you can take worst than that* while giving you a "friendly" slap that makes you wonder if she was trying to kill you or just maim you
>Ochimusha: bows her head, begs for your forgiveness and then breaks your hip with one huge slap before you can answer her, shutting you up with a slap so loud that makes you wonder which arm she used to hit you
>Blue Oni: laughs at your pain and tells you to stop acting like a baby, then pours some alcohol into your raw red skin that makes you shiver by both the cold and the sting. She then tells you its not that bad and leaves a small kiss on your injured rear so you relax a bit only for her to give you a small, but still painful, slap when you less expect it just so she can hear you yelp

>> No.36549886

that corn aint so uni

>> No.36549896

I think there's definitely a limit on the number of relationships I could maintain at any particular degree of intimacy/intensity, but they are not necessarily mutually exclusive
>>36549687 is thinking in a similar line as me, I think

>> No.36549905

I don't usually have a problem with harems but corrupting even one unicorn is just too much for me and I rolled two...

>> No.36549920

if you think about it, you can always pretend those two rolls are the two horns of a single corn

>> No.36549928

How would they nurse (You) back to health now that you butt is as red as your face?
Or would Shog and Kiki take that upon themselves?

>> No.36550022
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>> No.36550024

I want nothing more than to be wrapped in Ushi-Oni potato sack web

>> No.36550108

well, you wont be able to stand up, so I can see the Ryu picking you up, trying to take care of you but getting embarrassed and being stolen from her grasp by the Ochimusha that just hold you with a perfect poker face, telling you how its her job and her duty and not to worry about it, hiding how much she enjoys it.

>> No.36550108,1 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.36550108,2 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.36550154

Can you eat gazer goop? This is a serious and very important question.

>> No.36550159


>> No.36550166

yes, eat as much of it as you want, also make sure to lick her clean
shitty taste

>> No.36550204
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It's an excellent substitute for jam.

>> No.36550206

>shitty taste
I'm not the one who likes an artist that draws trash like Kunaboto. Go fuck yourself retard.

>> No.36550211


>> No.36550241

whos a more brutal rapist, a wock, a hellhound or a kraken

>> No.36550242

Reminder that "Tail-pussy" ins the most searched term in the monsterhub.

>> No.36550247

I thought it was “single dilfs

>> No.36550258

no its barely legal boys

>> No.36550272

its "how to get husband"

>> No.36550307
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>There is nothing to fear about the dragon. The only thing she does is smiling boldly and elegantly wherever she goes.
>Saying that she would let you have fun to the fullest, she takes you by the hand and pulls you even further into the sky.
>What lies beyond the hardships of summer anyway―――?
Literal flying fucks!

>> No.36550320

until she drops you

>> No.36550324

its sleep sex where the man is asleep

>> No.36550345

Wock because the others will just rape you, while wock will rape you and eat all your snacks too

>> No.36550349


Can you do a faceslapping with the following MGs? Minotaur, Wurm, Jinko (claws retracted obviously), Amazoness and Hellhound?

>> No.36550368

>Jinko (claws retracted obviously),
Reminder whatever Jinko will do depends if she is in normal mode or in heat

>> No.36550393

I always search for childhood friends handholding.

>> No.36550394
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A hellhound would refuse entirely and rape you stupid if you continued to push the issue.

>> No.36550398 [SPOILER] 
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I could for a price

>> No.36550435

joles on her, I have no snacks

>> No.36550438

Get out of my board, degenerate

>> No.36550447

>"i wash myself with a rag on a stick"

>> No.36550452
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MGs for this feel?

>> No.36550459

I search for old monsters putting a boy in his place

>> No.36550492
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I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?

>> No.36550510

I volunteer to drink the milk

>> No.36550531

what do you mean anon? I'm always down to help unload their heavy tits!

>> No.36550535

you had me at milk

>> No.36550537

You promised me cat or higher.

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>> No.36550625


>> No.36550627

The clackening

>> No.36550631
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i'm down to try most varieties

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sorry, i like kiki heels better

>> No.36550671

I hear it all the time. That sound haunts my dreams and every waking hour in equal measure. I can scarcely even remember my life without it echoing in my ears- no, my mind.
The clack has taken my sanity.

>> No.36550686
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allow me to one-up you

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>> No.36550709

>cats have big fluffy paws
>cheshire somehow fits in the heels
so...whats in those shoes?

>> No.36550725

wonderland meme magic a la clown car

>> No.36550732 [SPOILER] 
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>whats in those shoes?
I'll give you a hint

>> No.36550736

>click clack
>Im trapped in this mansion
>click clack
>I hear her draw near
>click clack
>its driving me mad
>click clack
>I hid in a room
>click clack
>she entered the room
>click clack
>I'm hidden in the closet
>click clack
>she draws near
>click clack
>Im holding my breath
>click clack
>the door slowly opens
>click clack

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>> No.36550776

she's always floating and shit. how she gonna clack?

>> No.36550783

>find your wife's shoe unattended
>give into curiosity and look into the shoe
>get chesire ass in your face
>get back at her by using the shoe as an onahole

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The best.

>> No.36550913


>> No.36550919

I found a leopard slug in my house, what should name it?

>> No.36550924

We can name him shannon!
Shannon Wilson Bell

>> No.36550927
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That's Shinano. We're still waiting for Azur Lane's take on Yamato.

>> No.36550929

peak performance

>> No.36550941

>Elderscrolls Dragonia

>> No.36550953

uh oh

>> No.36550957

how do I cope with the fact that I'll never marry the dragon queen, bros?

>> No.36550964

this is your guy

>> No.36550968
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>allow me to one-up you

>> No.36550972

the fact that she is thinking the same thing
>how do I cope with the fact that Ill never marry anon, girls?

>> No.36550974

Marry a Dragon Countess.

>> No.36550980
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How do I cope with the fact that I'll never marry a dragon, period?

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>> No.36551010

that does help, I wonder how often she posts on her board.
not the same thing.
maybe the portals will open before you die, anon, there's still hope

>> No.36551020

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a hearty breakfast is important to start the day and build up energy after your wife(ves) drained you dry

>> No.36551023
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I hold no hope for the portals, Anon. I only hope for a good death.

>> No.36551025

Is irrational

>> No.36551030
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When the DotR comes there'll probably be enough mana in the air to trigger the MGE version of the Tsar Bomba

>> No.36551032

I want to marry big mama

>> No.36551059
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It will be beautiful

>> No.36551067

>Reminder whatever Jinko will do depends if she is in normal mode or in heat

How would she react if you ask her while in heat and not in heat? Also friendly reminder that married Jinkos enter in hear....... whenever her husband gets even remotely horny, so she will always be in heat when her husband asks for such a request.

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>> No.36551085

>A hellhound would refuse entirely

Why? Aren't they big and violent?

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She big

>> No.36551090

(wasn't she married already?) and as a fellow royal dragon appreciator to another, I wish you the best of luck.

>> No.36551092

that reminds that I will be in marshmallow heaven cause I made some thicc ocs

>> No.36551102


>> No.36551103

I do not take orders from sassy small children.

>> No.36551112

Cute ESL oni

>> No.36551114

one can dream.

>> No.36551116

Dead gods can still dream

>> No.36551117

Charles Carwin.

>> No.36551118
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She can't help it

>> No.36551148

Seaport sits on (You). How do you solve this conundrum?

>> No.36551152


>> No.36551157
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>> No.36551159

pull down pants and show her my monster

>> No.36551163
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>...they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly. They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male.
While they're certainly wild in bed, actual violence is reserved for anything that would threaten their husband.

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>a monster will never invite you to cuddle

>> No.36551184

>actual violence is reserved for anything that would threaten their husband.

What if it is violence where the slaps are converted into pleasure? Like Ogres beatings or being beaten by an Ocelomeh's weapon.

>> No.36551187

So If I ever have to 127 Hours myself would monster girls be able to give me a new arm or would I have to go full hermit mode so I don't disgust them?

>> No.36551189


>> No.36551206

ordinarily it wouldn't matter if it doesn't affect your sexual performance but since you seem to have some self confidence issues enjoy the new arm.

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If they had something that would guarantee no damage to their husband they might consider it. Maybe.
But they're a highly possessive species and they see humans as weak and needing protection. The request goes entirely against their nature. You're pretty much asking them to kick a puppy, and their husband is the puppy on top of that.

>> No.36551263

How does one go about romancing an Elder God?

>> No.36551273

Hey man nobody wants to be around a guy without an arm.

>> No.36551274
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You have alerted the ushi

>> No.36551279
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I blind the Ushi

>> No.36551286

I dislike spiders, the Ushi cannot legally touch me.

>> No.36551287

I was wondering when that old gal would come, I want to show her my dance

>> No.36551293
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Good thing she is spider-cow and not spider

>> No.36551300

Still counts! Any drop of spider is still a spider!

>> No.36551303

ah yes, the fatty

>> No.36551311

I don't see any milk

>> No.36551313

please, I'm married.

>> No.36551320

does she go moo?

>> No.36551324
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I want to giver her abdomen a big slap

>> No.36551331

Why can’t my Ushi-Oni neighbor be more considerate? This is the fourth time I’ll have to fix my wall and the landlords getting really upset about it.

>> No.36551335

me when I arrive in MGC

>> No.36551338

I had the image of an ushi oni trying to blend in with a herd of holsts

>> No.36551339

maybe you two should rent a place together? then she only has to knock down your room's door which is less trouble for the both of you!

>> No.36551344
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I think the machine is rigged

>> No.36551359
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>ushi hiding in a herd of holsts
>keeps trying to pounce on farmer anon but always fails
>holsts thinks she's cute so try to get her to approach farmer anon more romantically
>farmer anon can't help but feel something is off with his herd

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Don't question the machine, questioning the machine is grounds for blue fire

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>> No.36551373 [SPOILER] 
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Water with a side of poison.

>> No.36551389

>she moos even tho it makes her embarrassed as all hell
>when milking time comes, she is there but blushing brighter than a tomato
>She can't bring herself to raping farmer anon due to her not being able to break his heart due to him treating her with the most care in the entire herd

>> No.36551400

you also see hobgoblins and lilims sneaking in every once in a while. dairy farmer anons have to be careful

>> No.36551402

converting his milk farm to Ushi-Onis instead of Holstaurs is a lot harder than farmer anon thought.

>> No.36551412

I remember finding a ghost in my herd once, my favorite was when I found a creeping coin, she makes gold breast milk

>> No.36551413

do you want your stub kissed? because how you get stub kisses

>> No.36551415

>not just hitting Ushis with a fire stick until they skuttle away
Yeah sure it might put you on the bad guy list but it's better than being eaten by a spider.

>> No.36551416


What if her husband tells her that he just wants to feel her strenght and aggression and that it will only make him feel even safer with her?

>> No.36551424
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Alright which one of you fucks introduced Yukari to the Sabbath

>> No.36551429

No I want an arm, how else am I going to play video games? Maybe if I got lucky and found a Lich hiker I'd be able to get her to fix my arm and put it back since she wouldn't freak out too hard when seeing a guy with a bloody stump for an arm.

>> No.36551431

Spinning until I get 3 birbs or 3 horses.

>> No.36551434

come on anon, monster girls don't actually eat humans, that's silly big order propaganda

>> No.36551443

you will eaten, just in the biblical sense

>> No.36551444

Some variation of monster hands typed this post

>> No.36551445

>ushi about to jump on farmer anon
>he turns around and spooks her
>"Hmmm? Something's not right here"
>farmer anon chuckles and pats his special holst on the head
>another failed attempt for poor ushi

>> No.36551450
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Odds are he'll get:
>I've got an even better way to show you that
Before she proceeds to cowgirl an anon-shaped impression into the bed.

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>> No.36551462

I don't care what they actually do it's a giant fucking spider and I'm bashing it with the stick of fire. Ain't no way am I dealing with potential disgusting awful spider fangs/mouths and their horrific spider eyes.

A lot of eating happened in that book be specific.

>> No.36551470

>A lot of eating happened in that book be specific.
she will multiply your breads if you understand what jesus is saying

>> No.36551473

>mfw I've gotten 2-3 cats multiple times
>am allergic to cats

This is not going well.

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i think this maid is defective

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>> No.36551500

have you tried stick your dick inside then removing it to restart the maid?

>> No.36551503
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Ayyy I did it!

>> No.36551506

Why would a spider practice piracy?

>> No.36551507

>Ushi oni ends becoming his show holst

>> No.36551513

>one of these is not like the others

>> No.36551521
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Looks alright to me.

>> No.36551532
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Winter, cold winds and ice.
I feel like a meat popsicle

>> No.36551537

She's got a good eye for detail.

>> No.36551546

could be the sylph of boreas

>> No.36551548
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>> No.36551552

EYE see

>> No.36551578
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there is something here, I just don't know what

>> No.36551621
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See a man getting beaten or bullied.

>> No.36551650

some variation of virgin hands typed this

>> No.36551654

some variant of old man hands typed this

>> No.36551682

some variation of uhhhhjbmmmmmjkkk typer4rrd tjjs

>> No.36551692

some variant of a tard or monke typed this

>> No.36551703
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>> No.36551714

when I see monsters with them flaps of fabric, I just want to lift them and suck on the nipple that was hidden under it

>> No.36551721
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you don't like kakuens anon? don't you want to "return to monkey"?

>> No.36551744

Ice Queens have rigged the machine in a desperate attempt to find husbands

>> No.36551745

why would I want to return, I just want a sugar mama

>> No.36551749

Who let their Jinko on the internet again?

>> No.36551764

no, its cause winter is coming and she wants it to be now

>> No.36551782

jinko are a projd and noble race, none of them would ever post here, anon.

>> No.36551789


>> No.36551797


>> No.36551810

I am not down for monkey business. Please leave.

>> No.36551812
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had a genuine chuckle

>> No.36551819

the outfits a very nice juncture of temptation, tantalization and taunting.

>> No.36551820
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Be nice to miss jinko, she's fresh from the portal and doesn't understand these wacky doo-hickeys

>> No.36551829
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I want to adopt this greenworm as my daughteru

>> No.36551840

>tfw ywn teach old monsters what the hell is the internet and teach them how to shitpost

>> No.36551856
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Fuckin technologically illiterate boomer monsters

>> No.36551863

stop it, I can only get so hard!

>> No.36551866

>teach them how to shitpost
so that's why there's a sudden increase in hag posting...

>> No.36551878

I used to lurk more is all, the other anon replied twice to me on the other thread when tlaking about hagcon

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>> No.36551996
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Why buy machines when you can magically direct your thoughts directly into your husband's mind?

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What would make a Kiki look at her master like this? How hard will he get raped?

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>> No.36552006
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You just gave me some serious ideas.

>> No.36552012

share some

>> No.36552013

re-spinning over and over again has made me realize that my taste is, in fact, rather narrow

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What would make a Kiki look at her master like this? How hard will he get raped?

>> No.36552022

sabbath mindflayer sounds nice

>> No.36552025

It's happened a couple times now so I'm curious. Why are some posts doubled up?

>> No.36552027
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>master making breakfast for kiki
>master trying to clean to help kiki
>master insisting that kiki rest and he'll take care of her
also very hard

>> No.36552039

angry-kiki guy wasn't happy with the original filename, it looks like
I haven't noticed any others

>> No.36552055

minus a judo throw onto the mattress that's how i imagined trying to take care of a kiki with jubjub flu to go.

>> No.36552079
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>Pharaoh is off taking a ski vacation with her husband
>Anubis advisor who normally fills in during absences is also on vacation
>which means the role falls to the next in line: the advisor's little sister
>she's a chuuni little shit

>> No.36552096


>> No.36552114

>kiki is satisfied that master is fixed after some intense rape
>in the morning she finds him in the kitchen making breakfast, again
>with a limp, he place her plate down at her seat and pulled her chair for her
>"angry kiki noises"

>> No.36552116

Time to see how long she remains coherent after I show her the secret technique passed down through the ages to me. A devastating attack with no counter called... headpat.

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Please send help

>> No.36552174
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Great Success

>> No.36552185

Sayingn something like how he wants Shog to wash him

>> No.36552228

Silly sinners. You have already cummed

>> No.36552259

Wait a couple of years, I'll introduce you to one of my dragon-daughterfus

>> No.36552267

>/k/ommando battle buddy pack

>> No.36552280

it's not the same but I appreciate the gesture

>> No.36552281

>What would make a Kiki look at her master like this?
he just told her that his slob brother is coming to visit along with his devilbug wives

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>> No.36552390
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If the number of centuries she's lived can be counted on one hand she is too young.

>> No.36552424
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How do I avoid falling prey to those stunningly beautiful foxes that leaves me staring at them even when they notice me, with their sultry voices that make me go weak in the knees when they say "Ara~ ara~", and their incredibly soft and fluffy tails that I would love to wrap around myself and just sleep?

>> No.36552431

sneaky anubis gets in 100 years early

>> No.36552449


>> No.36552529

>Kiki is cleaning under the bed
>finds a copy of "Oppai Shoggs"
Anon is about to get cleaned very very thoroughly.

>> No.36552559

It’s from an old story on pastebin a while back about a Kiki who would yell at her dense master in her head.

>> No.36552585
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go for the tanuki

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No reason to resist, just go for the plunge and start a huge family

>> No.36552790

She has yeast?

>> No.36552889
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Just waiting for the day I get raped by a hellhound, dragged back to her den, and forced to breed her pussy, eat her ass, and receive lots of sloppy kisses

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Don't give clothes to slimes, it confuses them!

>> No.36552969
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tfw no gazer maid

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Well of course they won't know what to do with fabrics
They need an airtight elastic material to mold their semiliquid bodies into

>> No.36553146

Go to sleep

>> No.36553164

I can't, there's a monster under my bed!

>> No.36553168

But it's 10 in the morning

>> No.36553169
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It's already morning.

>> No.36553197

Is she whispering jn your ear?

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Nice try, Nightmare, you won't get me that easily

>> No.36553243
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>> No.36553301

I gotta go to college anon I can't

>> No.36553309
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I just ran 23km in 2h25min, do I get to cuddle a Salamander yet or not?

>> No.36553329

>Anon decides to seduce the ancient evil automaton
Now I'm just imagining AMs "I hate you" speech but with love instead

>> No.36553358

Not until you run 24km in 2h24min

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>> No.36553380

Telling a salamander you did that would basically be really hot dirty talk to her.

>> No.36553421

>Tell her about your workout routine
>She start to finger herself while you do
>And the moment you stop your gonna have some hot salamander sex.

>> No.36553483

Leotards like that are too lewd! They should be mandatory!

>> No.36553491

When Colonel Anon becomes the Fuhrer, all female officers will be required to wear slutty leotards!

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>> No.36553642

Looks like a dude or tranny

>> No.36553651
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low t poster

>> No.36553665

At least this one looks like a woman

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>> No.36553738

can I have a hug instead?

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yall are so mean to my wife

>> No.36553831

Looks more like a wife (male) to me

>> No.36553841

If she's your wife, are you going to pay for my ripped pants and these scratches she left on my ass?
>My Tanuki lawyer will be in contact with you formally.

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Nah she's more like my husband (female)

>> No.36553920

A real man has only place for 1 woman in his heart

>> No.36553984

Is that the legendary tranny bodybuilder body type?

>> No.36553999

Imagine being such a weak kneed faggot as this guy

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>> No.36554154

My guy are you seriously surprised that people in the monster girl thread like dominant women, you know that a decent chunk of monster girls appeal to dudes who like femdom right

>> No.36554246

It's not that, it's how incredibly deep this dude's dug himself in

>> No.36554268

They don't have to look like men either, nor do the guys have to act like complete queers

>> No.36554487

Canine girls are naturally inclined to giving rimjobs, so don't be surprised if your anubis, hellhound, kiki, etc. give your anus a few licks, even early on in the relationship.
The more wild ones like hellhounds and werewolves will go straight for the ass; it's a greeting after all. The more civilized kiki or anubis will hold back that desire until your first time together.

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>> No.36554519

Cats and birds may be more your style. Because with a canine girl, you will be expected to return the favor. And if you don't, you risk upsetting her.

>> No.36554561

Good thing monster girls don't produce waste.

>> No.36554576

what about reptiles?

>> No.36554634
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OC trumpart (not mine) who supposedly likes to "play tricks" on her partner by turing him into a dog

>> No.36554680

So a disgusting bitch

>> No.36554729

What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.

>> No.36554733
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That's knot very nice of her. Also another artist did a club Trumpart.

>> No.36554755

As long as they're girls and not Eldritch Abominations from beyond the stars.

>> No.36554760

The more hands over two you need to count the number of years a single monster has lived, the more she's been neglected.

>> No.36554763

/tv/ told me today that all life on Earth evolved because some Shogg-matter escaped into the sea.

>> No.36554764

>Eldritch Abominations from beyond the stars.

>> No.36554775

nuke wonderland

>> No.36554791

>reptilian mamonos
If it's all one cloaca, you're giving a 'rimjob' every time you chow down on her.
>prissy guy >>36554519 might not want a birb or coldblood either if hes fussy about eating a bit of waifu ass

>> No.36554804

with cum!

>> No.36554903

You guys know where I can score some Mofu? I’m coming down pretty hard man.

>> No.36554914

old folks home, tofu market, and in little mofu

>> No.36554942

with nuns

>> No.36555013

Look at that beautiful Dark Elf she is ready to give you tons of heirs

>> No.36555021

just go to chinatown and say outloud that the chinese and the japanese are the same thing

>> No.36555039

>kiki, etc. give your anus a few licks
Be warned your Kiki isn't going to stop tongueing your brown-starfish until its as glistening clean as everything else in the house.
>you can send her to go brush her teeth before she kisses you goodnight afterwards ofc

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Get a wife, I never had a problem with mofu addiction ever again after we got married. She purposely hooked me up on her venom though, but it's all good.

>> No.36555057

>kiki does it while you are asleep so you never know

>> No.36555064

Well, guess I better get to work with the breeding.

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Ma'iq can hook you up, my man

>> No.36555081

would mgs like nuka cola?

>> No.36555092

>Big Iron intensifies

>> No.36555101
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How much rape am i in for?

>> No.36555112

not much, make it a hellhound jabberwock tentacle ushi oni for extreme rape

>> No.36555124

>so you never know
But what if I want to know?
Hfw you explain to your Kiki what a 'rusty trombone' is priceless.
Cleaning, and servicing her Master at the same time.

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A large quantity

>> No.36555178

>imagine burying yourself into her neck fur and whimpering that you want her to protect you from the big and evil tailmonster

>> No.36555193

none, just consent

>> No.36555236

>When you marry an ancient evil and she's developed a taste for maidplay but is also unwilling to give up conquest
This is how you get maid-plate

>> No.36555256

>not maid-in-plate

>> No.36555373

Sitting on a ledge overlooking New Vegas while drinking sunset sarsaparilla with your deathclaw gf and listening to Mr. New Vegas on your pip boy.

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For me? It's Johnny Guitar

>> No.36555452

>Hey Anon, did you every realize we're the strongest girls in the land?
>This basically makes us dragons right?

Elsewhere, a dragon girl begins to seethe for unknown reasons in her cave of oldworld tech.

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>> No.36555485

Imagine being swarmed by hundreds of loli cazadores.
All of them yelling out “Daddy!” after you come home from work.

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>imprisoned safely behind the large sandworm jaws, under a mountain of waifu, anon has lived without knowledge of the outside world

>> No.36555502

The Brotherhood of Sandworms are not to be taken lightly Anon.

>> No.36555576

would the super mutants just become ogres?

>> No.36555587
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I want to press a shortstack against a wall and mate with her chest until her face and tits are completely covered with my seed.

>> No.36555645

Big, yellow/purple ogres Depending on the flavor. That are as rapey as orcs.

And its only tangentially related but I love the idea of going through the post apocalypse that has the monster girl remnants of bio-weapons that have chilled out now.

>> No.36555667

tomboysters are the best regardless of species

>> No.36555678

tomboy oysters...

>> No.36555683

>Tomboy kunoichi

>> No.36555690

Tomboy Holstaur that still has to deal with her enormous knockers.

>> No.36555697

This. I want to hangout and have breeding sex with a big titty tomboy alp.

>> No.36555710

He just posted his waifu and (You) got personally offended.
You act like tomboys haven’t been a thing since forever.

>> No.36555718

They call me the Pearl Diver for a reason...

>> No.36555732

tomboy nunster

>> No.36555755

Satsuki Cheshire

>> No.36555771

>Not "Pimp Boy 3 Billion"

>> No.36555873

Is this what happens when you shock an automaton?

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>> No.36555914

>trying to tell your waifu you love her and she just responds "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter" as she begins to walk into a wall

>> No.36555920

its not bug, it feature

>> No.36556023

I eat corpses......out

>> No.36556087

Why is the thread so big today

>> No.36556096

dunno but I love it

>> No.36556110

Tomboy Bogey?

>> No.36556119 [DELETED] 

When your Kiki realises that licking your asshole until its bleached was the last dirty spot in the house for her to really thoroughly clean.
And how much she really likes to thoroughly clean dirty things.
>For tonight's dinner, Master, I made Chilli tacos.

>> No.36556135

What's the best girl for a Zerg queen waifu experience?
I don't actually want to conquer anything with my offspring swarm but I'd like the ability to should the need arise.

>> No.36556150

Im not eating oysters from a tomb

>> No.36556167
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its the power of monster titty

>> No.36556175

A big Dragon momma is gonna Smaug the shit out of any city that upsets her cute little honey-luvkins

>> No.36556193

get yourself a nice level 1 slime to flood the lands with your broods gooey tide

>> No.36556197

Try ants or something

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>> No.36556212

bioship waifu

>> No.36556226

Like in Farscape? Or Spaceworm, the story I have fond memories of?

>> No.36556243

or Lexx

>> No.36556255

Large Mouse. Otherwise probably Ant, Bee, Hornet, etc.

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>> No.36556373

Remember to impregnate your classmates at Mon-High

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Rabboids are for copious amounts of lewd

>> No.36556564

When your Kiki's tongue is so far up Anon's ass she can taste that he ate lunch at Ms Shogg's Diner
>Not the lovingly prepared bag-lunch she sent him off to work with

>> No.36556578

But My bicorn classmate won't let me impregnate her until I've impregnated at least three other girls!

>> No.36556598

Your quest has now begun.

>> No.36556611

instructions unclear knocked up the janitor, the cooking staff, the admins, the librarian, the teachers, and the principal

>> No.36556672 [DELETED] 

I need THE Gazer goo image if someone's got it handy

>> No.36556674

Not either offended or offendee, but Tomboyish is fine.
>Alps otoh, still not going to fuck something that used to be a gay guy.

>> No.36556682

I dunno my classmates are a little weird. They all say they're 17, but their uniforms seem awfully snug and thry keeo making references to really old things.

>> No.36556705

do they like drinking cranberry juice and use flip phones as well

>> No.36556710

Fuck off back to >>>/trash/

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>> No.36556785

who's going to respect a dragon that gets spaghetti sauce all over themselves?

>> No.36556803
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"SLIMES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this city before. There could be SLIMES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SLIMES" he thought. The sounds of DJ Succ reverberated his automaton's chassis, making her jiggle even as the cheap demon realm wine circulated through his veins and washed away his (merited) fear of amorphous monster girls after dark. "With an automaton, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.36556849

Which one?

>> No.36556859

they will when they see she has a husband that cleans her up

>> No.36556869

Its like me, they often say that they miss being young and I am just a little boy but I am around the same age as them. Also, they peep at me when I am changing in the locker room because I hear them talk about how young and tender I look, how they just want to gobble me up and corrupt me. They also seem to get pissed when I call something old

>> No.36556870

Oh god my nut bottle became sentient

>> No.36556918

just cast dispel illusion

>> No.36556934

The one that people post a lot with it perfectly over her tiddy

>> No.36556949
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>Anon must go on an epic quest to seduce his monster girl classmates so he can satisfy his bicorn wife enough she'll let him impregnate her
I decided to roll for what girls I would have to impregnate and.. well.

>> No.36556951

But they said I should never cast that spell, they said it could backfire and kill me

>> No.36556957

mix with one part holy water and two parts oil (cooking oil for example, doesn't matter it has been used or not) leave in sealed jar until it coagulates and then bin it

>> No.36556963

remember, you only die if you are gay, anon. Are you gay, anon?

>> No.36556966

Nonsense, its perfectly normal for a 17yo girl to have so many fluffy tails and lactate on their PE shirts, I think it's all the sòy products in processed foods nowadays.

>> No.36556982

you forgot that the lich nurse could bring you back right?

>> No.36556990

So the flight team captain, a member of the student council, and a member of the homecrafts club.

>> No.36556991

I still don't get why doppelgangers are undead.

>> No.36557012

>do they like drinking cranberry juice and use flip phones as well
>if loving is a sin, then I'll be a sinner

>> No.36557015

I fucked the staff instead, do I get an A?

>> No.36557017

I actually prepped a greentext of that about a week ago, but I've recently noticed that /jp/mon doesn't really appreciate Bicorn greentexts
>it was a Dragon/Kiki/Tanuki mix plus the Bic
Anyways, I'm prepping non-Bic green now for next thread.

>> No.36557022

Yes but you did an alternate pass condition.

>> No.36557035

2 'must try harder'
1 re-submit

>> No.36557044

>pours slime down drain
not my problem

>> No.36557048

Okay, I guess I'll cast it. Here goes nothi

>> No.36557052

who were those?

>> No.36557059

Anon? Anon, are you there?ANOOOOOON!

>> No.36557064

No, I'm not gay.
I let the Alp suck me off at the gloryhole in the Boys bathroom
>although I don't know how she knew it was there, there's never a been an Alp there before...

>> No.36557066

Do you want a megaslime to form under your city?
Because that's how you get a megaslime.

>> No.36557069

h-how many monsters is that?

>> No.36557075

Easy headcannon fix. They're to ghosts as dragon zombies are to dragons.

Unloved, unwanted, cursed to yearn until a man loves them.

>> No.36557082

Enough to get an A for effort

>> No.36557086

I think the problem wasn't the bicorn but the unicorn side of things that just made it really sad