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Wake up, it's already night.

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>> No.36595246

I see chub, I must molest it

>> No.36595255
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These are your wives. Or so they claim, you don't really remember marrying them.

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>all humans have to go through interspecies stay after a certain age
>during it they have to obey them for “communication”

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wocks are cute

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I'm sure the magistrate has some official papers on this matter.

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>> No.36595392
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>at first I did love you
>But now I just wanna FUCK

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The seals! They do nothing!

>> No.36595422

it'd be hard to understand what she's saying between the thick accent and your cock in her mouth

>> No.36595462

I want to end up in wonderland

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Brushie Brushie

>> No.36595470

Just reposting this from the last thread, quick hellhound story.


>> No.36595486

Thanks cromble

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>> No.36595491

I want to see a gazer get wonderlandized

>> No.36595492

the QoH puts me off a little bit but running into her should be pretty unlikely

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>> No.36595514

This will be a rape free thread

>> No.36595519
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>> No.36595524

Cute feet

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You'd like that wouldn't you

>> No.36595535
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I saw her film today. Did you see it yet? She's only in it for a while but boy does she make an impression!

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It's not rape if he doesn't remember getting raped.

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remember that drinking milk is important and you WILL drink all the milk

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Damn just look at the time it’s Rape o’clock

>> No.36595595

According to Wonderland rules, then it is inevitable you'll meet her.

>> No.36595607

I want to be violated by a mind flayer over and over and over without me knowing and each time that does happen, I get better and better at fucking her

>> No.36595639

then to hedge it's also pretty unlikely that i marry her and have a lot of kids and a happy life

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Nothing to worry about, i have protection from rape.

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It's not rape, if he begs for more

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I wanna star in a porno with a sandworm

>> No.36595662

>a girly and affectionate gazer

>> No.36595668

Well just remember, wanting head might mean something different than what you'd expect in Wonderland when the Queen is involved

>> No.36595674

Sounds like a normal Gazer to me.

>> No.36595678

How about a solo Sandworm act with a thumper?

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>> No.36595683

No. Masturbation is a sin

>> No.36595707

Gonna bully her for having such a short stubby tail

>> No.36595745

I want to star in a porno where I get fucked by old monsters dressed as nuns for a purification ritual which requires me to get mindbroken then covered in monster girl cum

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>> No.36595790

Chameleons and their prehensile tongues are quicker than expected!

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>> No.36595835
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mischievous hebi

>> No.36595870
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But hebis are supposed to be white!

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is this typical nun attire?

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>> No.36595911

>I didn't put anything weird in them
So, you don't love me anymore?

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>> No.36595950

nah, shes missing arm gloves, garter belt, and stockings

>> No.36595957

so the bikini is normal?

>> No.36595981

no, lace bra and panties is normal

>> No.36595990

whats the church's name, for religious reasons

>> No.36596048

>t. Sexually frustrated ang*l

>> No.36596059

She mixed in a shota potion in the candies as well as a paralyzing agent. Her face says it all. You're gonna get the hard rape tonight because who can say no to that adorable face? I can't.

>> No.36596081

>not her fresh girlcum
it's like she doesn't love me anymore

>> No.36596099

You're getting that directly from the source later.

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Someone edit this for the to use Argentinia football shirts.

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>> No.36596161

I'm like 99% sure that is the intended depiction, just low on detail

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I have lost against the foxes, do not weep for me, save yourself and know to be always wary of foxes, I am already caught and wish to speak before.....I....can..'t... speak.....

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>> No.36596190

you aint fooling me, that is an alp

>> No.36596201

fuck money, get bitches

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Me too
We're in this together
But it's worth every single drop of cum spilt

>> No.36596209

creeping coin harem lead, there's a new thought...

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wocks are lazy

>> No.36596217

Fuck off.

>> No.36596232
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Foxes Hate This One Weird Trick to Never Lose to Them!
Lose to a different species first.

>> No.36596240

A Non-NTR Bicorn greentext [a challenge]

>be Anon, groggy, slowly waking up
>wet sand in your ass, sand everywhere, uncomfortable
>a big blackhaired Bicorn is poking your chest with a fore-hoof, it hurts, also everything else hurts
>"where are we? the ship? what's happened?"
>"Okay...One, some shit desert island, yeah a cliche, I know. Two, the ship sank, you ended up in a liferaft, there were some survivors in the other raft, I couldnt get in without capsizing, so I had to float tied on with a rope for 5 days. The other boat got seperated in the storm 4 nights ago, and we ended up here. And now you're finally awake, so let's fuck."
>"It's simple, genius. Anon, and me, and we're on a desert island, and I haven't had a fuck in five days, so hurry up and get your cock out."
>the impatient Bicorn dropped to the sand, roughly pulling poor Anon to kneeling in front of her exposed breasts and hungry mouth
>"Ok, let's get these off you, and suck you properly hard so you can....gheugggrrghh! OhGoddess, that disgusting taste...it's...ohshit, Anon, are you...a fucking Virgin?"
>"Umm, well, I..."
>"Oh well, you'll have to do. Here, motorboat my tits and get hard... great! Now, c'mon, crawl around the back here, yeah just lift my tail out of the way, that's it...now, you see that? You do know which one is my pussy, right, Vee-boy? Okay. Then peel me open, yeah! Now just slide your big hard cock in... No, don't just stop at the entrance like that, Cheez! Stick it in already!"
>"Uh, sorry, but it won't go in...somehow... it's like you know when you have two magnets, and you realign their polarity...?"
"Goddess, I'm trying to fuck here, not get a science lecture. Although that explains the V shit. Fuck my life!"
>the Bicorn climbed angrily to her hooves and somehow managed to 'stomp' away on the soft sand
>"I'm going to go see if any actual men got ashore. You... you go fuck a coconut or something and get back to me when you're not a fucking virgin!"
>she galloped off down the beach, leaving Anon standing in a ragged shirt, and his dick waving in the breeze
>the Bicorn came stomping back, her hoof to the chest knocking Anon to the sand again
>"That was a 3day Mamono-Meet "meat" Cruise! How the fuck are you still a Virgin, Loser?"
>"Uh, I wasn't a passenger. We were below-decks doing research. Reports were all that concentrated mamono-energy... well, there aren't any islands or reefs anywhere near where the ship sank. We think it was opening like a temporary Portal back to somewhere on your Mamono plane, and..."
>"Of course, a science-nerd and a V-card. Hey, but that means there's likely to be other mamonos here..."
>and She gallopped off again.
>By the time she came back, Anon had got the survival-kit out of the raft, erected a rough tent and started a signal-fire.
>there were weeks of emergency rations in the kit but they tasted like dry crumbling dogshit.
>She ate a shit-ration and curled up to sleep in the furthest corner of the tent from Anon

>> No.36596245

Wockfag is an odd fellow but I have to admit, he steams a good ham.

>> No.36596264

fuck gold coins, get Dragon threesome

>> No.36596284

Creeping coin in satirical pimpin' gear, getting new hoes for the 'usbando

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>> No.36596307

>with no other cocks found during her search, the Bicorn tried stuffing her nose with life-jacket padding to get over Anon's V-stench.
>She got halfway through his first actual blow-job before getting overwhelmed and vomiting half-digested ration-bar all over his crotch
Day 3
>She went back to exploring, and came back with an armload of head-sized melons
>Anon cut off a piece and tasted it experimentally. They made the ration bars seem good by comparison
>She grabbed up a melon, took the knife from the kit and carved a hole in one side of it
>"Okay, if you can't eat ,Vee-boy, you get to fuck it."
>"You heard me, Nerd, fuck the melon."
>Anon stammered, "Uh, I'm pretty sure that still counts as being a virgin, technically having sex witha melon isn't..."
>The bicorn held the survival-kit knife to Anon's quaking throat
>"Just fuck... the fucking... melon!"
>Afterwards she tried cutting the melon open and drinking the mush of pulp and Anon's goo, and vomited again while Anon washed bitter-melon juice off his dick in the waves.
Day 4
>Anon had an idea
>"Uh, if just drinking my semen is enough, instead of the melon, how about if I just jack off on maybe some grass, and you eat that..?"
>"Geez, Science-nerd, I don't eat grass, I'm not a fucking horse... but it's an idea. Here, jack off on this ration-bar, it can't make it any worse."
>She managed to swallow the sticky bar and kept it down.
Day 7 morning
>While conducting his breakfast ration-bar jack-off, Anon had a better idea
>"This eating my product, it's keeping you alive, but it's not the full effect that you need, is it? You ideally need my 'mana', as you call it, inside your, umm...?"
>My cunt, yes, Anon, I need your cock and your cum in my cunt. It's pretty simple, it's even 'science'."
>"Yes, so we use AI."
>"AI? But you don't even have a phone, let alone a computer? So just keep jacking, Brainiac."
>"No, not 'artificial intelligence', 'artificial insemination'. We get something, probably less crumbly than a ration-bar, I put my 'stuff' on it, then with me standing far away, you push the thing into your... you know..."

>> No.36596329

>one of the gals gets a bit upity, kiki lackey passes creepin coin the baby powder

>> No.36596335

fuck those lips make me want nut again

>> No.36596341

Day 7 evening
>She had found a sturdy branch and had used the knife to carve it into a large wooden dildo.
>"Okay, first test, we tie it here to the tent-tree, and you back up onto it."
>"Shouldn't you jack off onto it first, Genius?"
>"No, what if it doesn't fit in, like the 'negative polarity' before, then I've wasted a shot."
>"Sweetie, I've taken dildoes the size of your puny arm before and I'm still magically tight, so just shut up and start jacking on it."
>Anon concentrated on his aim and managed to pump it all onto the crude carving without wasting any into the sand.
>Anon stood back and tried not to watch directly as the experiment was conducted successfully.
>If he had a notebook, Anon would have recorded and graphed the results over the following days as:
>mood condition markedly improved, fewer angry outbursts subsiding down to actual expressions of care and concern, hide and mane condition much glossier, each session of activity on the applicator greatly prolonged, subject requires application at least three times daily, keeps requesting more
Day 48
>the rescue helicopter finally found them on the Island, circling over the smoke from Anon's fire
>Anon was in a weakened condition from a diet of only ration-bars and masturbating 3-4 times a day but he had continued with great determination, even when by Day 43 he could barely walk
>Anon was only semi-conscious as the medical catgirls carried his stretcher onto the helicopter
>the Bicorn was in remarkably good condition, her coat gleaming, her face radiant, so the senior Cat-girl judged she was able to withstand giving her the bad news
>"Your husband, ma'am, your three share-wives, all the other passengers... I'm sorry, we've found bodies, but you two are the only survivors."
>"Okay, thank you. Can I ask one favor, please..? Anon, as soon as he's fit enough, can one of you girls give him a 'thank-you' fuck for me, please...?"
>the Cat-girl looked surprised - of course they always fucked all their patients, that's why they became Nurses, but they usually had to keep that fact hidden
>,"Uh, sure, I suppose we could, but why would you want us to do that..?"
>"Because as soon as he's fully recovered, I need my new Husbando's cock inside me, of course..."


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>> No.36596382

yeah was the intent, was a joke a friend of mine had because greenworms are like brazil colors and they're big rivals or something

>> No.36596401
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Running into every mountain cave I can find trying to find my to-be Ushi wife

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Overly detailed blatant self insert anon a shit
Blank white no face anon is best girl

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>"did you say cum?"
>SpongeBob music kicks in

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what breed of cow is this?

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Mari is love.

I wanna shove my tongue in her whore mouth. Taste and feel all around inside. All I wanna smell is her breath and her pussy. I wanna breed her like there's no tomorrow!

>> No.36596599

You you wanna taste and smell other guy's dicks and cum

>> No.36596634
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I don't care who or what she did in the past. Once she's mine, she's mine alone.

>> No.36596636

Rare Japanese cow, needs to be bred to increase their numbers.

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I think Cathyanon was intentionally self inserting.

>> No.36596670

At most you can try to be the first one of the day

>> No.36596672

Videl's "spats + oversized t-shirt" combo is underrated

>> No.36596690
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I'll be the first and only one of the day and every day going forward

>> No.36596703

how do I obtain such cows?

>> No.36596727

Search Zipangu for them.
Try looking into shrines.

>> No.36596748

I admire your innocence

>> No.36596749

I don't know zipangense at all, I'm just a holst farmer looking for more exotic breeds of cows

>> No.36596768
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Look at this face.
One can only imagine what's going on in that wonderland shroom brain.

>> No.36596779

>whats for dinner

>> No.36596792

If one way portals opened but the governments of the world prevented access what would you do? would you risk your life for a better world?

>> No.36596800

I'd like to see my country's government fucking try to stop anything

>> No.36596806

yup, also I'll just sneak across the border like my father before me and hide in a boat shipping bananas

>> No.36596807

im getting through, ill find a way

>> No.36596823

>*spilled milked.gif*

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>> No.36596828

a cutie

>> No.36596830
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Yes, I am determined to become sandworm food.

>> No.36596837

time to channel my ancestory and hop some borders and run from ICE

>> No.36596842

I played her board game last night. Shit's a banger.

>> No.36596854

>elevator music.mp4

>> No.36596855

coincidentally I was just reading their profile before posting, they are better and more versatile than I expected

>> No.36596866

What do those tallys mean, ships sunk?
>belt not holding anything up

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By the order of the Pharoah for one week mockery of the Order and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum!

>> No.36596908

no, the chief god is a DUMB FLAT LOSER

>> No.36596912

I'd pilot a drone through with a video of poor oppressed men that want someone to love in this awful postmodernist world.
I'd add sad music and hope that monsters would agree to send a mamonobama nuke through, followed by the full scale liberation.

>> No.36596913

Posting this image with no monstergirl is still off-topic chitposting anon

>> No.36596917

Dunno anon she's been eating A LOT of pancakes whilst cooped up in her room

>> No.36596921

no wonder she tries to kill all monsters

>> No.36596927

don't you mean FREEDOM

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even when all you fags larp as mgs?

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>> No.36596968

all she gonna be is fat and flat

>> No.36597001

She's not yours, it's just your turn.

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>oh boy I wonder what ancient relics we'll find toda-

>> No.36597027

hell yes

>> No.36597028

The creator of Mari wanted her to be a strong, independent woman and instead she made her come off as a slut. That's propably why she left these threads. I kinda miss her, bros.

>> No.36597034

I found one

>> No.36597058

No, she's mine.

Go be a cuck somewhere else.

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Yes, that's one.

>> No.36597114

This is so revisionist it's painful.

>> No.36597115

She kinda looks like that nigger squid from splatoon
What those tally marks mean?

>> No.36597121

since most of the world is pretty shit, and the way they handled covid it's safe to assume the gubbie would fail miserably, to no one's surprise.

>> No.36597136

So long as I can get through the portal with some bit of my life intact, Grelia's Sabbath will be able to heal me.

>> No.36597167

As do I. Trumparts are peak mamono.

>> No.36597201

I want to make many jabberwock hybrids and release them into the world

>> No.36597218

>everybody in this thread I dislike is the same person
Glad to know I disregard whatever you post. Try going back to where came, you'll be more comfortable that way

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Imagine having a mental constitution this weak

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It's almost like we humans were the monsters all along

>> No.36597274

The things I want to do with Trumparts range from peak comfy to /trash/-level degeneracy.

>> No.36597374

I need a sugar mama gf to make me her pet

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>> No.36597412

anon, you are getting five new maids today. How clean is your house after day 1

>> No.36597445

After the night? Pretty clean. Gargoyle is in charge of cleaning, Greenworm is in charge of cooking, Kamaitachis are general staff, and the two Imps are my "personal assistants".

>> No.36597457
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Forgot to link image

>> No.36597463

>greenworm cook
shes portly, ain't she

>> No.36597469
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I think it's quite clean

>> No.36597481

Actualy don't link the image. Just post what you get. Don't push that image limit.

>> No.36597483
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where am I living? a hot spring in the mountains?

>> No.36597495

>Ant Arachne
Anon, I think you've been tricked. Those two NEETs aren't going to do any cleaning.

>> No.36597498

>ant arache
one of these maids don't work at all

>> No.36597510

Yeah, Nurarihyon just lounges and stinks up the room with her smoke.

>> No.36597534

If you don't want that Ant Arachne "maid', send her my way.

>> No.36597538
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They all make my dick hard, so I'm not sure how much work would get done.
They'd sure look great though.

>> No.36597545

Someone competent for the job, but I think she'd larp as shog at first, to appear as the superior choice.
>Lava Golem
she'd try to help out by disposing of trash
she'd be sent to fetch the brooms in the beggining and found asleep in some room when the work is almost done.
Energetic and enthusiastic, but would turn the small mistakes into dramas due to her aggressive personality. She'd propably try to put herself in charge.
Unlike the other girls she'd just work relentlessly and precisely, ignoring all the personal drama.

>> No.36597546

Don't be rude to Ms. Worm, she's a sweetheart trying her best

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>> No.36597560

convenient wandering onahole

>> No.36597630

I would do whatever it takes, anon, not even just for the monstergirls, imagine a whole new world out there, doesn't it gives you a bit of an adventuring spirit?

>> No.36597638
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I don't like this.

>> No.36597650

bogey maid is best maid, rest are shit

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>> No.36597662

I'll change mine for whatever you get anon

>> No.36597668

Familiar is nice, at least.

>> No.36597669
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rate my maid squad

>> No.36597685

>Everything is wet
>Blue Oni passed out in a pool of her own sake
>Dark Mage unsuccessfully trying to get her enchanted cleaning instruments under control
>Apophis is putting on a show by molesting the Otohime to turn me on
>Back into the door, which is suddenly glowing purple and breathing
>The only qualified maid emerges out from the door and guides me to the others waiting eagerly for their 'reward'.

>> No.36597715

OH OH OH! / Ara Ara

>> No.36597740

>Dark Mage unsuccessfully trying to get her enchanted cleaning instruments under control
Nice reference

>> No.36597758
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I would be fleeing this shithole like I was trying to escape East Germany, what are they gonna do kill me? And Ensure I escape regardless?

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What kind of clothing is this supposed to be? Latex? Ink? MAMONO MANA?

>> No.36597778
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My house is covered in slime and water and the lizardman keeps trying to fight me and the Valkyrie keeps trying to make me fight her

>> No.36597786

seaweed fabrics

>> No.36597789

Death will simply ensure that a undead girl gets me.

>> No.36597791

You forgot that you are going tp get molested by the kraken

>> No.36597850
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>goblin and blue oni smash more than they clean
>yeti and ocelomeh sweep up their messes but get fur everywhere
>ittan-momen is the dust pan

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>> No.36598022

>tfw this is the third you've have had shrooms for dinner this week

>> No.36598028

She's the most effective maid. She gets basically everything done singlehandedly, with the efficiency you'd expect of a divine servant. In her free time, she likes sparring with me with demon silver weapons from her collection. Sexually, she's a masochistic powerbottom who explicitly narrates exactly how and why she NEEDS to be punished RIGHT NOW.

>Owl Mage
This one assists the Valkyrie directly, in the few cases where she needs it. Otherwise, her main maidly role is organization and secretarial work, which she excels at. In her free time, she listens to old rock music, and is slightly elitist about her personal favorite bands, albums, and songs. Sexually, she's a gentle domme, who loves slight, subtle teasing.

She stays around me, mostly, and is the only one more eager than the Valkyrie to call me "Master". She helps me with any tasks that I need direct assistance with - i.e., if I'm cooking, she helps prepare food; if I'm studying, she helps find more relevant materials; if I'm playing music, she joins in. In her free time, she still likes to hang around me, but this time with more of a focus on affection than assistance. Given the Chochin-Obake's nature, her favorite thing is to be used by me, after all. On that note, sexually, she's really into me using her freely, and communicates sexual things as matter-of-factly as anything else.

A cat is fine as a bodyguard, too. She patrols near me at all times, doing what she can to protect me from danger. Her maid dress also contains some aspects of knight armor, and she keeps a variety of concealed weapons in her skirt. In her free time, she reads a lot of fantasy and romance novels, often times schlicking to the latter. She also sometimes joins in when the Valkyrie and I spar. Sexually, she's pretty vanilla, but occasionally likes getting off to me fucking the other maids while she watches "in hiding", only to clean us both up afterwards. Sometimes, though, she can't take it and forces herself into the action.

>Slime Carrier
She's the "communication system" of the maid harem. Her slime tendrils allow her to hear and see all over the place, and she's pretty quick on her feet, leading her to be able to help coordinate the staff much better. In her free time, she adores board games of all kinds, and tries (with mixed results) house rulesets for games we've played a bunch. Sexually, she's a bratty domme who doesn't mind switching up if I or one of the other maids wrests dominance from her.

>> No.36598091
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dumb elf needs you to fix her computer again

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Please help. Im being charged with 2nd degree mofu molestation in MGC and my public defender is a wurm so I'm probably going to be convicted. What is the typical sentence for this or should I just skip town and lay low for a while?

>> No.36598152

I didn't forget I just felt it was too obvious to point out

>> No.36598165

let's see how many porn pop-ups she got this time

>> No.36598211
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My place is small, 5 maids is excessive and would just lead to more messes.
So I rolled one.
...I think that was a good decision, seeing as I now have a one-monster maid team.

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>having to deal with a slime
I am so sorry anon

>> No.36598263

get yourself declared mentally deficient and you won't be charged

>> No.36598265

They're self-adhesive, I'm good.

>> No.36598266
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Gonna spam 4monster with pics of mucus toads.

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>> No.36598293

But then they'll send me to the mind flayer...

>> No.36598311

if you are retarded then flayer has no mind to flay

>> No.36598328
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>my public defender is a wurm
You are in good hands, no need to worry.

>> No.36598347
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They're awfully shiny for fabric.

>> No.36598364
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Gaunt is the best rubber slut

>> No.36598393

Option C) Find your nearest magical library, borrow a tome on demonology, and appeal your case to the infernal powers. A demon might find your case interesting, and agree to a pro bono arrangement.

>> No.36598421

fuck the judge

>> No.36598438

I would like to apologize to trollfag for attempting to force a meme made to insult and deride his waifu, I.E. calling her a street fighter reject. I did this because of perceived hostility and I'm not very good at parsing that. Please forgive me, I won't be returning to do so again. Last post ever. I swear.

>> No.36598453

This is a lie.

>> No.36598512

Fairy is old slang for guy who likes getting fucked by other dudes

>> No.36598594

how do I bully hakus?

>> No.36598623

drink milk really loudly during class or after you ask her to explain something

>> No.36598627

tell her the only letters you need to know are U S and A

>> No.36598632
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No, it's the undisputed truth.

>> No.36598657

It's being disputed right now you big dummy.

>> No.36598663
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>the only letters you need to know are U S and A

>> No.36598680

why milk?

>> No.36598785

cow teacher

>> No.36598789
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>> No.36598858

Go to your room Tewi. I need to get the place ready before Yuugi comes over for our date.

>> No.36598901

>try out the slot machine
>get demon, which is my favorite in the first roll.


>> No.36598920

Not trollfag, but it didn't even make sense to me.

>> No.36598963

post girls with a predatory gaze

>> No.36598967

There is no way a demon would do it for free. Someone is getting married at the end of that trial.

>> No.36598992

Depends on who the accuser is. She might be content with making the plaintiff seethe.

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>> No.36599039

she might, but why would she stop there?

>> No.36599054

Like I said, she might be content with that. If she is, then she'd be satisfied to stop there.
Further, she might have her eyes on someone in the jury, or one of the witnesses.

>> No.36599137

I can't find it, but I wanted to post that picture of Hellpups excited that their dad brought pizza.

>> No.36599143

someone would still be getting married if that was the case

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I want to do this but with a normal hag lim

>> No.36599184

I want this, but with an Alice!

>> No.36599212

if you find the ghost, the zombie and the skeleton of some girl, what do you get?

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>> No.36599225

you get a nice family reunion

>> No.36599232

three wives

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>> No.36599247

three for one special

>> No.36599259

one for three technically

>> No.36599287

Once they're all synced to your mana, whenever you're fucking one, all three feel it, wherever they are.

>> No.36599300

wait a second, how the fuck do you get a skeleton and a zombie at the same time? is the zombie boneless?

>> No.36599312

>i want my zombie boneless, I don't want bones in my shit

>> No.36599330

>anyway zhat's how I lost my medical license

>> No.36599343

Why does that one at the top look grumpy?

>> No.36599373

ghost possesses the skeleton which possesses the zombie

>> No.36599386

so they combine into one mighty flesh gundam?

>> No.36599396

ooh Skin Man, villain in disguise
but Skeleton Man sees through his plan
with his skeleton eyes

>> No.36599415

they basically just merge into the original girl, you can spook em apart them apart though

>> No.36599425

why do I feel like they would still bicker with each other

>> No.36599445
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>> No.36599470

Thank you.

>> No.36599482

Youkai can't be that bad compared to regular MG can they?
I mean, say for example you took a wrong turn driving in Zipangu and somehow ended up passing through the Great Hakurei Barrier.

>> No.36599493

Hope you got a glove covering your hand boya, or else you are coming back home with some wives.

>> No.36599500

you got to deal with old red n white first

>> No.36599521

one does not simply walk through the great hakurei barrier

>> No.36599535

I'll hop that border just to prove you wrong

>> No.36599548
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proving myself worthy of a MASSIVE ryu

>> No.36599583
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being kidnaped by a MASSIVE ryu that insists that I have proven myself worthy and I have no say in the matter

>> No.36599606

You're gonna get caught, man. Don't do it.

>> No.36599616

border-hopping is in my blood, man. I ain't getting caught anytime soon

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>> No.36599684

The other thread needs you more.

>> No.36599776 [DELETED] 

new commission, this time featuring blindfold play.
Would a monstergirl ever get tired of being surprised with dick?

>> No.36599784

would a bear ever get tired of shitting in the woods?

>> No.36599791
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Oh fantastic, who needs an image anyways? Take two!
new commission, this time featuring blindfold play.
Would a monstergirl ever get tired of being surprised with dick?

>> No.36599859
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Daughters having some fun!

>> No.36599877

Would it even still be a surprise at this point?

>> No.36599911

Gimme the oldest mofu you got! No less than seven tails! Bring out the owner in one of those maid outfits if you have to!

>> No.36599923

I want a jabberwock fox on the double

>> No.36599941
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How do I escape an assassin kiki?

>> No.36599952

okay, you need about three buckets full of cum and a room with an automatic lock-door

>> No.36599953

Undead girls are cute.
That is all.

>> No.36599962

oh and a wheel of cheese, even better if it's french

>> No.36599972

>uses a nerf gun
don't play along with her larp. lol

>> No.36599974
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Lies they're adorable

>> No.36600012

>quote from man shot five times with demonsilver rounds

>> No.36600021

Find a shog and ask her to protect you.

>> No.36600023

make a mess

>> No.36600088

but which are the cutest?

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>> No.36600137
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>Clerk at the story mistook me for an underage high school student today
Bros, Cheshires would bully me hard for that...

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>> No.36600159

i have a confession to make

>> No.36600186

what are the side effects of doing drugs from monsters you don't know?

>> No.36600190

Trying to look cool.

>> No.36600198

>Tfw still get carded at the liquor store
I don't know if I should fear the beergoats or the hellhound security more.

>> No.36600241
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We already know

>> No.36600255

Fear jinkos. She has the excuse (You) are some deluded kid playing though that will get yourself into danger.

>> No.36600265

Apparently they don't suck, they scrape and lick

>> No.36600299

Cute jumprope! Are their moms jumprope fans too??

>> No.36600300
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>> No.36600305

fuck the police
fuck laws
fuck you

>> No.36600327
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>AIEEEEE he screamed after being thrown in the same cell as the repeated offenders like Hellspawns, Greenworms and vampire hags

>> No.36600356

jail ain't so bad

>> No.36600364
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You're going to Wonderland jail

>> No.36600382

Gloria (nun girl) mom is for sure! great exercise.

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>> No.36600391

But hags are scary. Can't I be thrown in a cell with vampire lolis instead?

>> No.36600398

sounds wonderful

>> No.36600404

wtf am I gonna find there

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>> No.36600448
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Why do I always feel like someone is watching me? Especially when I go skinny dipping in the river

>> No.36600460

>hags are scary
lol, just make 'em do the meme pose
and watch them throw their back out

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>Are there any other poses you'd like me to do boy?

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>> No.36600550

The terminally normal.

>> No.36600561

Is she dragon commander's lieutenant in her quest to finally apprehend space outlaw anon?

>> No.36600565

>when not being a freak is a crime

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Hehehe, foxes suck

>> No.36600643

they also fuck unlike you

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Your ass sucks.

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Best undead coming through

>> No.36600892

>bi bicorn

>> No.36600893
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Wine goat.

>> No.36600908
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>Pounding your bicorn waifu's frontpussy while a mucus toad eats out her horsepussy

>> No.36600912
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authority goat
She's gonna make you pay taxes

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Guess what doujin got serialized

>> No.36600936
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White snake should have black hair as it is the perfect complementary color

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i don't really get it but she looks like a villain of the week

>> No.36601026

nope, I'll die before I do that

>> No.36601047

or else?

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>Dark Elf doujin writers are literal chads

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>> No.36601131

If you refuse you are a criminal and criminals get punished

>> No.36601139
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How do I impress an old money dragon when I'm new money?

>> No.36601147

That's angel logic!

>> No.36601148

show her your penis

>> No.36601170
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Yes and?

>> No.36601190

if they get caught, that is

>> No.36601200

What if I don't have a job?

>> No.36601243

I've always wondered how Succubi or even Alps would react to external stimuli like that from a man's hand. Obviously here it's been used as a penis analogue with her masturbating it, but just imagine if you're touching it, not even full on grasping the spade just yet, and tracing your finger down the cartilaginous fuller of it. How the goose flesh would pop up on her from head to toe as soon as she realized you were getting serious with your illicit gropings. Stifling moans as you felt the soft, pillowy tissue of the spade itself, so full of nerve endings like her clitoris. Then, when she goes full on scream queen when you start kissing, licking, suckling it, gently stroking her tail near the base, using oils on it, etcetera. Just think of how much your maids or other house servants would react to hear the Mistress sound like she was being ravished by some kind of carnal beast and all you're doing is the tantamount of Succubus courtship to her.

>> No.36601270
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Tiger butt.

>> No.36601305

I don't think I understand, could you explain further?

>> No.36601340
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It's the best.

>> No.36601396
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What MGE species would you guys say have the most content, or the most fleshed out personalities (in both canon and fan stuff)? If you had to pick a select few MGE species that could stand strong enough as unique characters, which would you pick?

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Dragons. They literally have an entire book dedicated to them.

>> No.36601425

Probably Manticores, Hellhounds, vanilla Succubi and maybe some like Wights or Jabberwocks? Pretty much any of the really popular ones like Dragons for instance.

>> No.36601452

there was that whole succubus notebook thing

>> No.36601461

Next page she has him locked up to prevent his return, right?

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>> No.36601474

going by the clothes on the cover i'd guess she follows him home

>> No.36601490

How does one escape this situation unraped

>> No.36601497

teleport spell.

>> No.36601507

Slimes are just so useful. I think all monster girls should consider slime as an add on

>> No.36601509

Gotta include Gazer if Jabberwock counts. Both bring out the personality of the other in pics they're in.

>> No.36601517

Fair enough

>> No.36601523
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Do this

>> No.36601540

list prices, she doesn't want a whore

>> No.36601545
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Please bro don't do this. Author already spoiled she will recover but this story is too sad till then

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>> No.36601575

jabberwock wIth big thicc dick sucking lips with tentacles that have the same lips as well. that is all
see you tomorrow

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>> No.36601627
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>> No.36601642

saucy and lazy wock making her mouth tentacles eat her out

>> No.36601655

Exactly anon. Its why i dedicate myself to showing the advantages of a pslime for other monstergirl species.

>> No.36601662

I hate that you can tell the posters who make these types of low quality posts everytime.

>> No.36601698
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U mad?

>> No.36601705
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Fuck the boss.

>> No.36601751

this with a hellhound would be my ideal

>> No.36601754

I'd that one several times

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thigh circumference should be a mandatory listing on maid applications

>> No.36601829
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What about fluff volume?

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Cuck horse best horse

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The best.

>> No.36601916

I'd rather fuck a Sith

>> No.36601943
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>> No.36601945
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Would you prefer to have a harem or for the harem to have you?

>> No.36601971
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The dark side is a path to many abilities some would consider... sensual.

>> No.36602015

Is she buying sweetcorn or a firstborn?

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>> No.36602083

Red or blue?

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>> No.36602137

with a bicorn you don't have to choose
that's the whole point, silly

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Blue ones have a better flavor

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Pretty sure that's a backhanded way of saying that he doesn't want to fuck a bicorn at all.

>> No.36602178

There are few things that disgust me quite like a complete and utter lack of self-respect, which is what it takes to be a cuck.

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>tfw I love the artist's work but he constantly updates with non art related tweets making searching through his feed a pain

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Is this peak chuuni?

>> No.36602247

he's done some great stuff but it can be a pain to sift through the more uhh...androgenous pieces.

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>> No.36602384

I still don't get it

>> No.36602394
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No this is peak chuuni

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You are not immune to loving vampires.

>> No.36602454

Daaaw, she's adorable

>> No.36602460 [SPOILER] 
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Big fairies are for making even bigger

>> No.36602463

they're a little boring but i could make it work

>> No.36602473

More like C:

>> No.36602517
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How do I satiate a wild werewolf?

>> No.36602545

I would like to make minichuunis with this big chuuni of unknown species

>> No.36602556

rub ears
massage paws
provide cum

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>> No.36602771

what kind of monster girl is this? dark priest?

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>t. lying vamp

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probably the closeest analogue. she works at a revival shop (in the rpg sense where your dead characters get resurrected) and the clothes are to help reduce anxiety at the shock of being brought back.
the best i can fumble out with google translate.

>> No.36602845
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>> No.36602849

would you perchance share the source?

>> No.36602855

>clothes are to help reduce anxiety at the shock of being brought back.
that shop must have a high turnover rate cause if I was revived and saw her, I would take her right there
can't be the only one that thinks that

>> No.36602860

ah that's interesting, thanks anon.
same, anon, same.

>> No.36602865

you've probably seen zombie cop, yuki onna and fat assed fox at some point but here you go

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>> No.36602923

why does she look nervous? i would be cheering and hugging her in celebration

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What's the fastest way to extract dryad sap?

>> No.36602995

if maple syrup is anything to go by you're supposed to tap that

>> No.36602998

Don't know, but they say plants grow better if you sing to them. Otherwise ask a Druid Anon.

>> No.36603049

ask her

>> No.36603056


>> No.36603204

i'm for it

>> No.36603208 [SPOILER] 
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Mods are asleep post jubjubs

>> No.36603217

the airbags always deploy when a jubjub collides with you

>> No.36603226
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>platonic cuddling?

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>> No.36603329
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>on one hand, burying my dick in coomer bird
>on the other hand, haremfag

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>> No.36603345

A very goo-like zombie with no bones that the other 2 laugh at a lot

>> No.36603356

simply convert to monogamy

>> No.36603405
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>oh no im being raped
just say no dude

>> No.36603491

but why would you ever say no?

>> No.36603494
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How can I say no to face like this?

>> No.36603510
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You can't rape the willing.

>> No.36603543
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Bicorn =/= Cuck
Cuckoldry is fucking another guy's waifu and making him the 'cuckold'.
A Bicorn is just a 'Harem-facilitator'.
In MGE lore, she's been created by an Anon being unfaithful to his Unicorn waifu (as if thats really likely since Unis go for pure V Anons).
So she reacts by giving her Husbando what he wants (like any good waifu) - more girls to fuck.
Any who doesn't need a good healthy fuck harem?

E.g. If crabman had made Cerea's Mom a Bicorn instead of a Jouster who 'cheats' on her HossHusbando, he'd have solved the UnrequitedSexualTension problem by Issue 29 being a Snek-Hoss-Birb-Spooder-Dramafish-Headless fuck festival.

>> No.36603547

just say no
lift her eye mask so you can look her in the eyes and show how serious you are

>> No.36603592

I want to bully a bicorn by refusing any other monster and having a lovey dovey relationship with only her

>> No.36603607

>E-Eh? You just want to go on a date? No lewd stuff?!

>> No.36603675
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FIVE? That's a lot of meidos to get in just one day
hmm. The Gargoyles will probably be good girls and contribute to cleaning, but only at night obviously
Shirohebi will declare herself head maid and likely do good work for the dayshift
CC and Ice Queen, I already know, aren't going to do shit for cleaning, but that's OK because they probably won't be making any messes, either (outside of sex). CC is just a giggly smug onahole of a maid, Queen fills a more tsundere/haughty role (and probably fights the gargoyles for me during nightime)
Kind of surprised at how good a roll I got on first pull, no dealbreaker species at all

>> No.36603723

Centorea's putative 'dad' the Male-Centaur is the one who got literally Cuckolded by his slutty Centaur waifu fucking the teaser-Human while he was unconscious.
>that's what Cucking is - some other Anon fucks your waifu, whether you know it or not
Cucking is historically and culturally a guy-only word.
>even cheating on your Unicorn waifu with other mamonos isn't cucking as they presumably aren't married to other Anons to be 'Cucked'
And the Unicorn isn't an active 'cuck-quean' as presumably she isn't organising it - it would be highly unlikely for a pure Unicorn to assist her Husbando in fucking other mamonos before she "turns" into the Bicorn.
And once she's become a Bicorn, it's her new nature to serve her Husbando by sharing him with as many other mamonos as she can, so that's not being 'Cucked' either, it's her way of life.
It would be like saying Ant-girl #45345 in a colony of Ant-girls is geting 'cucked' by every other Antgirl that she naturally shares her Husbando's mana with.

>> No.36603731

I am immune to bloodsucking dorks.

>> No.36603741 [SPOILER] 
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Thanks for the advise anon I'm sure that'll work

>> No.36603771

Thats not just bullying thats actually denying her the dark mana sustenance she now needs
>like getting your innocent waifu hooked on heroin until she's a junkie then just injecting her with placebo to watch her go thru cold-turkey
>seriously an asshole act
You made her into a Bicorn, youve got to supply her as a Bicorn.

>> No.36603839

>>that's what Cucking is - some other Anon fucks your waifu, whether you know it or not
Cucking is more limited than that.
Getting cuckolded now means you know about the guy fucking your wife, and are okay with it.
E.g. lots of humans men and women cheat on each other - that's called 'cheating' not cucking.
Being 'cucked' is the sòyboys who let Tyrone do their wife while they wait outside, or the weirdoes who sit in the corner and beat off watching.
>Pretty sure Anon's Centaur waifu isn't doing either of those things even if he is cheating on her

>> No.36604023
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Can we post bicorns in peace now?

>> No.36604048

They are great girls that deserve more love.

>> No.36604087

They are bad girls that deserve less love.

>> No.36604128

then just don't turn her into a bicorn?

>> No.36604283

>lose virginity to human
>fall in love with unicorn
>try to tell her I'm not a virgin and she'll become a bicorn
>happily does so because love
>gets flustered when other monsters flirt with me
>wouldn't never cheat on her but tease her plenty about it

>> No.36604379

>>lose virginity to human
you disgust me

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Enjoying (Your) company.

>> No.36604619

They are bad girls who deserve more bad love
>Ftfy both

>> No.36604657

This one's much better than the NTR one. I thought You were going for a plot twist of the rescue crew finding Anon and his unicorn wife that wasn't on a passengers list.

>> No.36604682
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Such a thing...

>> No.36604700
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Not the best way to get that to work.
>be pervert-virgin (i.e. want lots of kink sex etc, but never got any - so basically 'average Anon' here)
>fall for Unicorn and she for you
>lose Vcard waifu and both happy
>Anon still not happy with just Uni waifu
>Uni waifu makes big decision to make her Anon happy at great cost
>wants Anon to fuck other Mamonos
>Anon happy fucking other mamonos, Uni happy that Anon is happy, but cant fuck Anon because he now has bad mana...
>accumulated bad mana and probably lack of fucking eventually turns Uni into Bic
>now Bic is very happy Anon fucks other mamonos and her too ofc

Full romcom - Anon meets waifu, loses, finds - full circle

>> No.36604817

Well that just sounds like their cuck fetish.

>> No.36604828
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Is it Oktoberfest yet?

>> No.36604864
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Probably needs an extra few steps in there for drama
>happy fucking other mamonos, Uni happy that Anon is happy, but cant fuck Anon because he now has bad mana...
>anon realises after 1st cheating that hes fucked up
>cant go back to pure Uniwaifu
>only answer is to push thru more cheating, making them both sad until...
>>accumulated bad mana and probably lack of fucking eventually turns Uni into Bic
Because even thinking of cheating your pure Uniwaifu is bad and anon should feel bad about it, at least until happy finale.
>picrelated tragic romance drama fangirl

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Tfw hundreds of sad-happy-horny mermaids are schlicking while reading your greentext

>> No.36604900

Man, Onis can be scary.

>> No.36604906

>Drink! Drink *my fucking pussy!

>> No.36605048

No, 'cuck fetish' would be if Unicorn waifu actually liked Anon cheating on her.
>Like the NTR-ish Uni+Bic sisters greentext everybody reeeee'd about a few days back
>Uni was actively pushing her Anon into 'cheating' with her Bic sister to 'save' her, even though she didn't actually enjoy doing it, and that was too close to voluntary-cucking for here.

>> No.36605093

Yeah, I thought about it, if she maybe went long enough with just Anon's V-seed.
But I wasn't sure she could un-Bicorn back to becoming a Unicorn again.

>[As the /pol saying goes: Once you go Blacked... kek ]

>> No.36605393

I want an undead girl with an impregnation fetish so I can keep having impregnation play with her without actually having to become a dad.

>> No.36605432

>anon was in for a big surprise

>> No.36605441

>t.future father of seven

>> No.36605579

But she's just a zombie, she's not even a Wight yet!

>> No.36605614

Keep creampieing her like that and we’ll see how long that lasts.

>> No.36606018

Miss Shoggy either doesn't know how big a smile should be or got carried away, because she's so in love with Mastah that she unintentionally made a bigger smile than what's considered normal. Either way, I'm gonna hold her gooey hand and give her a big kiss on her cheek.

>> No.36606026

I'd prefer to have the harem, especially if it's p'orcs or holsts.

>> No.36606119

>Kiss shog on cheek
>Your lips get stuck to her like a mouse in a glue trap
>Shes to happy to do anything about it for a couple of seconds

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>> No.36606142

>he does'nt know

>> No.36606158

Ha! Caught her!

>> No.36606189

Is that some kind of Wyvern dog?

>> No.36606207

The only correct solution is to make the kiss more aggressive. Give her some tongue

>> No.36606269

I want to impregnate the undead

>> No.36606380

>be me at the beach
>go swimming
>get a little too far
>end up in open water
>not a bitch so don't call for help
>look around, spot dolphin girls around me
>I see that look very friendly but I don't trust them
>Out of nowhere, a tentacle grabbed me
>As I was pulled down, I saw her
>A kraken

>> No.36606413

And that's how I met your mother?

>> No.36607083

Small hinezumi wife.
Big daughter broods

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>> No.36607325

god I was willing to give you the benefit of doubt when I saw the "of course they always fucked all their patients" but you really are a fucking tourist

>> No.36607415
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Selene is for

>> No.36607444


>> No.36607471

ignoring in favour of my much superior monster wife

>> No.36607480

Ew lims

>> No.36607500

Wholesome matrimony and playing her buttcheeks like bongos.

>> No.36607516


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>> No.36607581

The maid I hired keeps flashing her tits at me, should I milk her?

>> No.36607649

this is why your not allowed within half a mile of the maid academy anon

>> No.36607675

In another thread anon asked about SFX for making a lewd game and someone off-handedly mentioned just ripping the SFX from some generic hentai game.

Anyone remember what that game was, by chance?

>> No.36607686

If she showing me her tits, doesn't that mean that they are feeling full and she wants some relief?

>> No.36607696
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>You have horny elf maid
>She always trying to seduce you with accidentally showing of tits or ass while cleaning something
>You just patting her head and saying that she doing good job

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The desert kingdoms are the place to be.

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That's a nun.

>> No.36607770

what are nuns if not maids of the lord

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That is very true, and nuns are best maid

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Posted in the wrong thread:
Regarding the Apotechary manga of the guy treating the ex-slave tortured elf, this is the page the author released of the future by the way.
Since the pages are posted once a while in jap here, here they are translated for anyone interested but this is kinda depressing man. She was really fucked up:

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Can't say I disagree.

>> No.36608007

after reading the "sharing is good" story of the black harpies cucking the crying dragon I just feel sad when looking at one

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I love desert girls with bronze skin!

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Impregnate vampires.

>> No.36608222

Do you mean be a vampires boytoy?

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>> No.36608262

>that story
maximum fuck off

>> No.36608267

>No long lived undead girl to have existential crisis's with.
Do you guys ever feel lost in time, like 'progress' and 'technology' and 'social change' don't even matter, that be it now, a thousand years in the future retreating into VR and and a thousand years in the past retreating into the arts, we're all Pygmalion, we're all just doomed to squat in caves, drawing pictures of an ideal reality that never was, is or will be?

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Reminder whenever you make a blunder in your streams and get raped by some hags, all your viewers in MonsterTube will be watching

>> No.36608315

I don't understand
Why does she wear the cross?

>> No.36608326
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>> No.36608327

My streams are mostly me getting raped by different hags every week

>> No.36608344
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By the way, you do have a MonsterTube channel. Ryu reporters made sure of that. No need to thank them!

>> No.36608367

That just sucks bro. Hags are horrible, nobody likes them. Now, if you made some agreements with the Sabbath, I assure you your views would multiply at LEAST tenfold. It would also be much more pleasant. Trust me.

>> No.36608386

then why do I have the most subs to my channel? Its a small price to pay for fame

>> No.36608393

Still bothers me that this vamp never seems to have wings

>> No.36608414

whats so interesting about a guy who lifts heavy, draws, and sometimes jerks off?

>> No.36608464

I read a 40k novel about a rivalry between two immortal robots that documents their fighting throughout ten thousand years. Two immortals with godlike powers eternally bickering like children is what I imagine a lot of unmarried long lived monsters would start to act like

>> No.36608498

I like 'em :(

>> No.36608547

I want to sit down with a wight and tell her all my mortal fears and woes. I wonder what she'll say. I wonder if she'll even understand. I wonder if she even remembers.

>> No.36608584

Imagine a Wight that has (a) Zombie older sister(s).

>> No.36608606

All I want to do is to sit in the lap of a tall old monster and listen to her stories of times long gone

>> No.36608637
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This but while Wight sits on you

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>Rapes your bank account
>Rapes your credit score
>Rapes you
Don't worry. Once you're hers, you won't need to worry about finances. She'll take care of all that for you. You just focus on making her happy by fetching her tea and by baby-making with her.

>> No.36608664

Nah this is a lap pillow post-coitus sorta thing.

>> No.36608667

what if I have nothing and own nothing as well?

>> No.36608689

You WILL be happy.

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You know what you must do.

>> No.36608738

is this lile the echidna thing? does she have a dick

>> No.36608760

Can't be futa. I haven't seen it before.

>> No.36608761

Well then a tanuki wouldn't target you. Try offering yourself up to the all-white maiden at the snake shrine or one of the pretty foxy ladies at the fox shrine. I'm sure you can find love there.

>> No.36608778

refer to point 3 then

>> No.36608782

First time I saw this I couldn't tell if it was a wight or Cynthia from pokemon. Imagine a wight doing cosplay

>> No.36608795

read the infinite and the divine, it's pretty much that between trazyn and orikan

>> No.36608803

Yeah that's what it was. Didn't want to get too off-topic

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>> No.36608888

>Vampire hunter dude goes to kill loli vamp
>lolivamp genderbends him and makes breasts lacktate
>hunter dude (now lady) gets off on lolivamp drinking her blood and milk
>to the point she cant stand lolivamp taking any other blood but hers
>Best buddy of hunter dude comes looking for him
>she kills him and disposes the body
>allows loli vamp to turn her fully becoming >>36608187
>Son of buddy comes looking and encounters her (above pic)
>Caught by the neck, the boy wails, crying that he wanted to find out what happened to his father
>she doesn't care for anything he says, and kills him
>turns out her life now is hunting and feeding on innocents so and then going back to lolivamp to breast feed her.

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>> No.36608944

what a stinky hellhound

>> No.36608958

Sounds retarded. Japanese coomers are something else.

>> No.36608959

What a horrible thing to quad on

>> No.36608969

Gonna rub my thumbs all over those pads

>> No.36609031


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She could have just talked to me instead of financially ruining me. I'm a fox slut but a tanuki is fine too, guess i'll just have to double down and go to the fox shrine.

>> No.36609080

I wasn't interested.

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>> No.36609107

>When your CC Teacher if you wanna go to the teachers lounge and have sex with them

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I did?
I thought I just got too busy to keep posting stuff regularly.
That or I just forget about the threads a lot.

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I think I do remember reading something about them being able to disappear their wings.

>> No.36609277

It’s a Castlevania staple so most vampires are all those europeans that can grow batwings at will or have a monstrous form.

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>> No.36609404

We have been over this, monster girls (specially Jinkos) are the ones that simp for (You)

>> No.36609509

All men deserve to be raped until they are mindbroken
Who needs to think?
Thinking only causes anguish
Stop thinking and give in

>> No.36609538

>t. Mindflayer

>> No.36609583


>> No.36609584

>Two immortals with godlike powers eternally bickering like children
funnily enough the DL and her hubby are like this. Though they love and fuck each other a lot, they also squabble a lot

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Are gazers cunnies? What sabbath branch would they frequent?

>> No.36609620

Manga about shy succ girl

>> No.36609639

the OC you're simping for is a whore, dude
hell, rhe whore OC you're simping for isnt even your whore OC

>> No.36609674

This looks oddly wholesome

>> No.36609682
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my lim can beat up your lim

>> No.36609699

lim pokemon battles

>> No.36609732

Wasn't that one of ELH's lilim things?
lol, as dedicated as ever to spreading that around I see.

>> No.36609739

>lol, as dedicated as ever to spreading that around I see
>he thinks it's just one person

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>not lim yugioh duels

>> No.36609780

>a woman after my own heart of the cards

>> No.36609784

That's one local Anon's OC - Khevra, we helped him brainstorm a few new creatures for her realm. Was very fun.

>> No.36609825

She looks cute.
A very nice hybrid MG.
What other monsters did you guys think of for her realm? Any images of them?

>> No.36609856

>lol, as dedicated as ever to spreading that around I see
please, post the profile you commissioned for her. I want to see your mental gymnastics prowess as you try to justify how that's not a whore

>> No.36609872

why would there be whore OCs? that doesn't fit the canon

>> No.36609875

I commissioned a profile?
I thought I was the artist behind her.

>> No.36609879

If that makes you feel better fine, but it's at least 3 different people. Your lilim is like a pornstar who makes all kind of shit in public and then complains people treat her like a whore because "that's in the past" lmao.

>> No.36609883

While I do enjoy watching people make fun of mari, you're not going to find a single waifufag that doesn't have some kinda cuck/whore shit going on with their 'waifu'. You just don't see it.

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>> No.36609933

>come home earlier than usual
>Kiki is listening to Bandit Radio while going about her duties
What do?

>> No.36609936

>waifufags are mentally ill
that's common knowledge taken for granted

>> No.36609950


>> No.36609952

>waifufags are mentally ill
That's truer than you know. I don't think waifufag is mentally ill. You put them together thought and they get into some kinda cringe ERP feedback loop that spirals down into the stupidest form of human interaction.

>> No.36609959

Where do you think you are?

>> No.36609966


>> No.36610027

Her underground kingdom is full of glowing mana crystals that slowly changed species living there. I myself came up with a manticores, who's spikes morphed into said crystals. Also everyone has fluorescent eyes to better adapt to the dark.
Khevra herself is a bit of a chuuni. The seal she's wearing does nothing, but she pretends it does.
I think you can find the doc with all the lore in warosu, if you search early posts with her name, or her realms name.

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>> No.36610044

I do that sometimes as well, so it's okay.

>> No.36610045

Oh no, that's fine.
If you want to believe that is what she is, then go for it. I just find the idea of someone still going on about it to this day like it's going to change anything to be funny, that's all.
Besides, 3 people as opposed to 1 person doesn't make it any less funny.

>> No.36610068

That mofu is about to phase out of reality for a few hours

>> No.36610090

You literally drew or comm her doing all that stuff and now want to pretend it didn't happen.

>> No.36610111

mental illness

>> No.36610117
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mom and dad are fighting again
little jinko's going to go to her room and listen to loud music

>> No.36610174

How am I pretending it didn't happen?
I drew her with an interpretation of MGE in mind, then changed her when my interpretation changed.
It's a fictional character isn't it?
I'll look it up in the archive's search then.
I do tend to like chuuni characters.

>> No.36610211

>then changed her when my interpretation changed
that's what
>pretending it didn't happen
means, retard

>> No.36610230

>then changed her when my interpretation changed.
So you pretended it didn't happen. Also people hate her the most because KC gave you the ok and she's linked to all that shit you made.

>> No.36610235

just a casual parental infighting, little jinko should be used to it

>> No.36610265

>little jinko has a new sibling after nine months

>> No.36610266

>So you pretended it didn't happen.
I think you and I have very different definitions of what pretending it didn't happen means.
>Also people hate her the most because
You mean like 3 people?

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What kind of music do you think various mgs would like?

>> No.36610294

I like to think baphos have a genuine appreciation for classic rock.

>> No.36610298

How does it feel to know that the only people who like your OC are cucks like >>36596596

>> No.36610300

Factually untrue unless you look at weirdos like KDF and say "yup, that's all waifufags."

>> No.36610314

Funny because he's like the only one who isn't into swinging or cuck shit.

>> No.36610317

you look at >>36610266 and tell me that's not mental illness

>> No.36610334

Trust me pal, if you look at any of em' and think "Huh, this guy's pretty okay" There's just a depth of discord chatlog you're not privy to yet.

>> No.36610352


>> No.36610353

>having to resort to ad hominem
She doesn't need to pretend jack shit as the owner and creator of said OC, retard.
3 people out of almost 100? Such big numbers, so wao. Guess she should listen to the hyper minority and ignore the majority that likes her stuff.

>> No.36610358

I envy your innocence

>> No.36610362

If you're talking about a specific group fine, but "waifufag" is very broad. And a good chunk of the waifufags this thread refers to don't even interact with one another. If you wanna name names go ahead (though that's a whole nother can of worms) but don't implicate people on the sidelines.

Maritan is by no measure of the definition a waifufag, she's an artist. She is completely unattached from this.

>> No.36610369

Anon she's not gonna sex you, stop defending her.

>> No.36610373

KDF is a legend if true.

>> No.36610381

>I have no reading comprehension

>> No.36610386

Don't feed them. Your waifu is whatever you say she is, end of discussion. If they get assblasted, that's collateral.

>> No.36610395

Don't make up vague baseless bullshit.

>> No.36610412

>mental illness
>he says as he posts in 4chan about fictional characters
go outside

>> No.36610416

But he's an anon on the infamous 4chan board! He has to make up baseless bullshit for the lulz as if this was old era /b/! And do so with no lurking prior!

>> No.36610443

>>I specifically point to individuals being somewhat okay, and collectives being more fucked as they feed into eachother
>"Bro, if you're talking about groups fine, but the individuals who don't even interact with one another are perfectly fine!"
Again, shit reading comprehension.

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so I woke up to this, wtf. All I want to do is talk about is big monster titties

>> No.36610449

You forget yourself.

>> No.36610455
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Talk about how cute this owl is instead

>> No.36610457

>I specifically point to individuals being somewhat okay, and collectives being more fucked as they feed into eachother
You just said only KDF was OK but the rest were cucks and swingers lmao

>> No.36610459

please dont break my heart like that, I dont want my little jinko to suffer what I went through, can I cuddle her better in the loudmusic room?

>> No.36610461

>draw a whore OC doing whore stuff
>noooo that doesnt count! she's different now!
uh huh, sure
>the majority that likes her stuff
take your whore OC back to the discord channel where this "majority" is, retard

>> No.36610465

lol, sorry, I was mostly poking fun at them.
Mostly about the 3 people comment, and that one comment about commissioning a profile I drew.
I also got something out of it.
Found out about a cute spider lim.

>> No.36610466

Very fluffy looking.

>> No.36610472

please don't post pictures of my daughter online

>> No.36610481

very fluffy 10/10

>> No.36610485

>and that one comment about commissioning a profile I drew
you still havent posted it, btw. wonder why

>> No.36610492

why is she lookin at me with them big old eyes?

>> No.36610494

Why did you sleep so long, you lazy bam? Did a nightmare creep into your dreams?

>> No.36610499

>KDF sticks to himself
Highly doubt that. I dread to think who or what that man is in contact with or how.

>> No.36610505
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10/10 would take home to cuddle and spoil

>> No.36610516

i dreamt of being violented raped by a wock

>> No.36610528

No it's every waifufag from gazerfag to the lastest one that showed up.

>> No.36610535

It doesn't count because she has all artistic and creative powers. She can retcon or change as she sees fit with her OCs. She could even turn Mari, her lilim, into a 9 foot man with dicks for beards and it'd be well within her rights and powers as the creator.
Pretending is something a non creator does about things they don't like, alongside name calling over details they hate like some manchild.
>back to discord
Oh so she should bow down and cower to the 3 angy people on a basket weaving forum because some triggered obsessed poster doesn't like their OC?
How childish. Why not take a page from your own book and pretend they don't exist if you dislike them so much? Or are you too retarded for that too?

>> No.36610569

I hate every waifufag I see, from alpg-ays to something-zees

>> No.36610583

What could possibly be wrong with the Gazerfag? He doesn't even post here, and you can see his commissions on his twitter, they're all what you'd expect with nothing shocking or extreme.

KDF semi-regularly gets stuff with the Wight guy. The Wight guy I think is close to most that people call a waifufag. I don't think I've ever seen him get stuff with the Wockfag or Greenwormfag, but I'm fairly sure I just haven't seen the Greenworm pics yet, since the Greenwormfag is almost everywhere. Wockfag on the flipside only ever gets stuff with the Gazerfag, and I don't think he's in any monster girl communities anymore.

>> No.36610606

>d-doesnt count because it's in the past stop bringing it up REEEEEEEEE

>> No.36610609

Wasn't that before the change though?

>> No.36610615

Oh wise owl of the forest, which way is the Wendigo barbecue?

>> No.36610618

There is a handful of MG/waifufag discords around where more stuff gets posted.

>> No.36610625

Didn't say anything relating to
>In the past
>stop bringing it up
But perhaps I have too much faith in you for expecting non shitposts from a retarded individual.

>> No.36610641

Don't know. Don't care. Closets like Narnia only with undead skeleton realms.

>> No.36610655

Most waifufags aren't even as bad as retards here keep screaming about.
By virtue of posting on discord, a few, possibly 3+, individuals will make up shit about many artists or flanderize one bit about them and try to get as many people to have a negative misconception about said waifufag as possible.

>> No.36610663

I agree, we should bring back the monsterboy posters. Who cares if 3 people in the thread don't like them?

>> No.36610668
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No, because if I don't get her in bed with me, I'm gonna force the issue and rape her. I will have my dick in Mari's lilim pussy. She will learn the taste of my dick whether she likes it or not.

>> No.36610669

you did though?
>She can retcon or change as she sees fit with her OCs.
>Why not take a page from your own book and pretend they don't exist if you dislike them so much?
last (you)

>> No.36610690

Holy fucking cope, my guy. The only reason why people are even engaging you at all is because you have this sad obsession with Mari and her OC. It's like watching a kid with progeria crack his ribs catching a NERF ball levels of sad. If you don't like the character, fine, nobody's stopping you. But you don't have to start having an autistic sperg out session every time she gets brought up in any capacity because you're more of a puritanical fuckwaffle than Sargon of Akkad or AA who think tomboys are 'The collapse of western civilization'.

Go outside, touch grass. The drawing of a Lilim in a sundress can't actually hurt you.

>> No.36610698

So it's just "I can't prove it, and you can't find it, but TRUST me, it's there and you should hate them for it!" You know these people aren't even that hidden. They have public profiles on discord and twitter and wherever the fuck. You can just message them and ask "Hey are you friends with x? Do you get weird art together?" Though I'm sure you'll say that they'll lie if they don't say yes since you're more interested in stirring drama than anything.

>> No.36610702

>no u
>cherry picks quotes without even arguing

>> No.36610706

>the only one who isn't into swinging or cuck shit.

>> No.36610716
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Just follow your nose anon

>> No.36610730

>having more than 5 brain cells
Whoa there buddy, you're going to trigger the 3 autists by having thoughts a reasonable person would come up with.

>> No.36610738
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Ignore the haters, Maritan.

You do you. I hope you draw more of Mari sometime though. Maybe some POV blowjob or some doggystyle, ahegao creampie/impreg thing. She is and always will be best lim!

>> No.36610740

>>36610669 is meant for >>36610625

>> No.36610767

There's a Mari Daki commission I've begun working on for someone.
Normal and impreg version.

>> No.36610771

That still isn't even connected at all to my quote.
Again, you still have nothing beyond exaggeration and shitposts, you obsessed, illiterate, retard.

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Getting mad at waifufags is hilariously depressing in of itself because it makes people come off thinking they have any right how another person spends their money.

>> No.36610792

How and where does one throw money at you for drawing commission requests?

>> No.36610804

It's incredible. These people spend their own cash to help, in part, keep MGE alive with fresh art of their chosen girl, and the response they get is scrutiny and hate.

>> No.36610820

That's what the threads have become: a bunch of retards being toxic to content creators and people spending money to make new content.
You all are a shadow of what you used to be.

>> No.36610854

The content creators and the waifufags, along with artists like latenight and greenwormfag still give me hope.

>> No.36610864

Missed the great writefag lynchings of old I take it?

>> No.36610871

You won't have them for much longer if you guys don't grow the fuck up and gatekeep dispshits and retards who make up bullshit for drama out.
>but gatekeep bad! Rememebr the waterworld comics!
Poorly done gatekeeping IS bad, but you need some of it to prevent yourselves from becoming this shoddy.

>> No.36610873

I mean that's kind of what happens when you realize the thread is kind of cyclical in nature like most things are. We're in the shitty times and should hopefully look forward to the good times.

>> No.36610878

I could see disliking people who get /d/ shit that goes against MGE and is disrespectful to it or its characters (I.E. NTR garbage) but it's very clear that these people aren't talking about that, they're just being. The most telling is

>"Gazerfag is one of the bad waifufags."
>"What has he possibly done wrong?"
>"I don't need to explain this to you."

>> No.36610880

Usually I'll post openings on twitter, but that isn't very often with how busy I tend to get sometimes.
I didn't think it would happen, but this whole pandemic business only made me more busy than I ever was.
Things have started to calm down now though.

>> No.36610888

Which one?
The 2011 one on /a/?
The 2015 one?

>> No.36610903

>gatekeep dispshits and retards who make up bullshit for drama out.
still havent posted that mari profile lol
>that absolute lack of self awareness

>> No.36610907

Waterworld comics?

>> No.36610914

Ah okay, I'll keep a lookout then

>> No.36610921

Comics made using scenes from the waterworld movie that self-mocked the threads during the late days on /a/ before moving to /jp/.

>> No.36610926

I'm not mari, retard. Go look it up yourself on danboru like everyone else above the age of 4, retard.

>> No.36610929

The worst part is that even if some waifufags ALLEGEDLY are into the things anon is accusing them of, they don't post it here or publicly. What content they do post here is usually good and it's stupid to complain because of something private you will likely never see, most people have their secrets even if a regular anon after all.
The only thing speculating about this shit in the thread does is drag the majority of innocent waifufags not into that stuff under scrutinize because of something someone else may or may not have done. Bunch of fucking drama queens I swear.

>> No.36610935

I remember someone accused wightfag of being into blacked but he’s just black himself

>> No.36610937

To be fair the only waifufag that ever gave me pause is Miiafag because he's basically inserting himself into a relationship with her when Crab keeps pulling this "Will they or won't they" shit between her and Kurusu. Outside of that element of it, I'm glad at least somebody enjoys Miia and Stargate and wants her to be happy since Crab keeps blue ovarying her.

Bollocks isn't the only one who makes Venture Bros. references you mouth breathing Texan. You know who you are.

>> No.36610938
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I know right? Shit's just fucking horrid.

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>> No.36610941

>we need to gatekeep people from gatekeeping people because gatekeeping is good except when it happens to me specifically

>> No.36610947

Kaiba go and stay go.

>> No.36610950

this thread will soon die, please do not bring its drama to the next one

>> No.36610951

It's kinda funny to see tourists trying to complain about blacked in the threads, and when somebody asks them they point to a wightfag comm. Poor guy.

>> No.36610953

Retards forcing drama isn't gatekeeping, it's what should be gatekept.

>> No.36610957

thank god

>> No.36610964

>Kiki bowing while saying this in an inn filled with patrons throwing drinks and cursing at each other
This image just came to mind

>> No.36610973

gatekeeping always looks like drama to the person getting gatekept

>> No.36610979

I hope such kiki gets a better job with a kind master

>> No.36610984

Pretty sure making up shit about a waifufag or an artist looks like drama to just about anyone who isn't a shitposter.

>> No.36610991

Its like the list of words that trigger mainland chinese

>> No.36610999

>using a phrase I've only ever heard twitter faggots and reddit use
You don't belong here

>> No.36611011

>guy makes point
>ignore entire point because he used a specific word
you don't belong here either, underaged b&

>> No.36611027
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>Greenwormfag is almost everywhere
Hey wait a minute how do you know that

>> No.36611036

Thread is almost dead so I gotta get this off my chest. I want to marry the Blue Eyes White Dragon.

>> No.36611044

Sorry, Kaiba is already married to her.

>> No.36611045

Whats the best waifu for a sadfuck with no sense of humor?

>> No.36611051

You can tell from all the munched leaves and cabbage

>> No.36611052 [SPOILER] 
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Guys, relax. Mari is not a whore, the artist said so. So please pretend pic related doesnt exist

>> No.36611057

and I wanted to marry the dragon queen, that royal hag

>> No.36611062

It was a shit point that amounted to "Don't not like what I like" except he said it like a faggot, so he got called out.

>> No.36611063

I'm writing a kraken oyakodon story.

>> No.36611064

I'm stalking you as we speak.

>> No.36611077

I want to marry the undead hags

>> No.36611084

>gives a summary that doesn't relate to anything said yet again
Obsessed, illiterate, retard.
Why don't you go circle jerk with your two other friends to feed eachother's egos?

>> No.36611085

Write a scylla one instead. And made the clutch count true to life

>> No.36611088

>could see disliking people who get /d/ shit that goes against MGE and is disrespectful to it or its characters (I.E. NTR garbage) but it's very clear that these people aren't talking about that,
Even then if no one sees it does it hurt anyone? If I don't have to look at it who gives a fuck.

>> No.36611092

I'm not understanding anything right now about this discussion

>kraken oyakodon

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>> No.36611097

Your reading comprehension is still trash my dude.

>> No.36611110

Didn't Martian say it's retconned? I feel like this discussion is going in circles.
Kinda funny how we made our own drama as soon as Warhammer fag contained himself in his schixo thread where he's replying to himself forevermore.

>> No.36611113

Good stuff anon, but this makes me think-How does one mating press a kraken?

>> No.36611117

None of this says she's a whore though.
If anything this is 100% canon with MGE and how monsters can fuck multiple men before finding one they fancy enough to settle down with.

>> No.36611120

very intensely

>> No.36611128

>If anything this is 100% canon with MGE and how monsters can fuck multiple men before finding one they fancy enough to settle down with.
I'm just gonna go ahead and clear this up for anyone about to, this post is bait, don't respond to it.

>> No.36611132

Anon he clearly wants a mershark wife, let him do his thing

>> No.36611138

Read the actual books, anon.

>> No.36611139

Whore anon has been a thing for years now, so it's not like this is new drama either.

>> No.36611142
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>I'm not understanding anything right now about this discussion

TL;DR - Autists screeching that an artist changed the personality of their OC a few years ago. They don't like how she was a whore in the former canon, but also hate that she isn't a whore anymore. And they shit on anyone who likes said character.

All in all: incomprehensible bitching.

>> No.36611144

are you surprised to see someone holding a petty grudge years after the fact? anons aren't always about forgiveness and understanding

>> No.36611153

all this bitching, yet no bitch posted

>> No.36611161

so, that isn't true? I'm asking genuinely, it's something that worries me

>> No.36611162

My point was you disliking Mari as a character is nobody's prerogative but your own and it doesn't require you coming in here to start some shit like that faggot Bollocks seeking attention like an upset child seeing attention from a negligent parent.

>> No.36611175
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I see lol. Well the truth is, yeah me and some of the waifuguys are good friends but that's mostly because they're very amable and cool people to talk to. I'll say it right here right now, I would never ever commission nsfw of the Greenworm or get anything close to a lewd duo art or whatever. If you ever see Greenworm lewds they aren't mine. Everything I've ever drawn or commissioned is out there between the greenworm gallery and the OP mega. I don't nescessarily appreciate people saying things about my friends but I'm not going to tell anyone what to do. If people want to sperg out about whatever, that's fine I guess. It's just not nescessarily fair in my mind to judge people based on things they keep private, only really coming out via leaks.

>> No.36611180
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>> No.36611189

Who are you friends with and who are you not (or haven't met?)

>> No.36611204

Looks like she's holding a shot of liquor

>> No.36611212

I have no particular feelings on Mari either way, lel. And it's incredibly ironic coming from the bollocksboogeyposter

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>> No.36611215

>greenwormfag doesn’t commission greenworm lewds
Yeah but you commission and draw art of them eating veggies which is basically sex to them you deviant

>> No.36611227

>Guy comes into thread and starts raging at an OC
>Gets called out for being a schizoid about said OC
>"I don't have very strong feelings about her"
So you're not just autistic, you're just a drama starting shitbird.

>> No.36611235

please answer that worries me greatly and potentially ruins the whole thing for me

>> No.36611239

My insertion to this was to call the redditfag out. I couldn't give ashit about some supposed ex-whore MC. You're been arguing with the wrong dude this entire time, retard. lmao

>> No.36611250

Christ you're depressing.

>> No.36611254
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Hello, discord lurker.
Still lurking, never posting, and exaggerating everything for drama?

>> No.36611256
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>the Portal finally opens on the human-world
>a mized group of mamonos cautiously emerges
Sees the pile of squabbling shit on this thread
>backs back thru the Portal
>tries to reopen it somewhere else where they might find men who actually want to fuck mamono waifus


>> No.36611261
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I don't know gazer, jabber, tan jinko, and bapho daughterwife guy.
Barely talked to echidna, yankiki, and tengu but know them ok.
Know pretty much everyone else fairly well. I talk the most to the pslime, lich, wightguys.

>> No.36611265

Let me put it this way, when the one single long term investment is going to make you unfathomably rich, are you going to keep squandering your money on nebulous scam startups?

>> No.36611279

not my problem, shoulda been clearer with your (you)s

>> No.36611289

It's incredibly telling that you assume I have to lurk the discord to guess the nature of it

>> No.36611299
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Guilty as charged

>> No.36611301

Sounds like order propaganda to me.

>> No.36611305

Considering you only called him the bollacksfag after someone in the discord pointed that out based on the venture brother's ref?
It'd have to be one hell of a coincidence otherwise, and you'd have to be a retard if you think most would see it as just one.

>> No.36611314

No dude it's not, mgs are not whores. It's why that marifaggot is desperately pretending she isnt one *anymore* so that he doesnt get gatekept

>> No.36611317

well, no and I get your point but I can kinda see how someone would twist that to the other side

>> No.36611342

I called him bollocksfag because unlike the maybe singular nature of the anti-mari fag, I'm fairly certain there's only one dude who will constantly boogeyman bollocks into nearly every argument.

That you guys were actually talking about it is fucking hilarious.

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Kitsu-fire/Kitsune possession is an untapped gold mine of best girl potential.


>> No.36611355

This is cringe

>> No.36611361

Who got her pregnant this time behind the poor husband's back?

>> No.36611362

thanks anon, it's a relief, I was reading up again and the dark elf and cyclops pages made me a bit worried and they really settling with the first guy they go after seemed a bit muddy afterwards, thanks for clearing up.

>> No.36611369

people still call me a footfag

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>> No.36611384

People can twist whatever they like, fact is anything short of monogamy runs strict counter to a monster's nature. There are far too many logical inconsistencies to even consider it.

If mate selection is arbitrary, then why doesn't she just adapt to depend on the first guy she fucks? It's arbitrary tight? If mate selection isn't arbitrary, then why is she even bothering with dudes who aren't 'the one'?

Both scenarios lead to the same conclusion, and both are exclusive of monstergirls whoring around.

>> No.36611393

A whore fucks for money.
That reads like she's a bit of a slut, but isnt making any money at it.
>but then I'm no Tanuki expert in finances

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everyone knows paws are better

>> No.36611398

>strict counter
Remember when KC stated monsters can have sex with men and not settle down with them? And how you all pretend that never happened?

>> No.36611402

yeah, they dont sleep around. Or rather, they cant

>> No.36611403

We all know that's you Quinten.

>> No.36611420

He also stated that it's an extremely rare event in the case that the mg and the guy do not get along at all
He also gave us >>36611402

>> No.36611425

>There are far too many logical inconsistencies to even consider it.
So do MGs just starve for several years before they meet (You)? Are they inexperienced virgins? Answer me.

I think MGs being purityfags that won't even show skin for anyone besides their personal Prince Charming is way worse than a casual sex fiend that decides one day that she wants (You) and only (You)

>> No.36611427

KC can say whatever he likes, unless he's going to explicitly contradict established rules in the setting, there's no reason why a monstergirl would let a man go after she's got him. If there's any interpersonal issues, that's nothing a stint in the rape cave and lots of 'mukade venom and a pregnancy or two can't fix.

In either case, going after more than one man is a waste of time and energy, and you have to present a reasonable explanation as to why a monstergirl, would waste her time and energy, given that both scenarios lead to the objectively superior outcome.

>> No.36611428

>extremely rare event
Mind quoting that?

>> No.36611429

lich feet are good though

>> No.36611435

>So do MGs just starve for several years before they meet (You)? Are they inexperienced virgins? Answer me.
Few (almost none - none that need biological sustenance) rely entirely on a diet of semen. They don't starve, they just eat other things. Like food.

>I think
I don't care, you're retarded.

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>> No.36611441

There's a difference between fucking a guy and moving away (which is canon yes but not the most normal thing) and the stuff some OCs do in their art.

>> No.36611446

>So do MGs just starve for several years before they meet (You)
it is said many times over that they get nourishment out of normal food and that this is how children and single monsters sustain themselves

>> No.36611447

I brought him up because he's the sad clown fag who pity parties and seeks attention all the fucking time. I brought him up because you're seeking attention eerily similar to him in an antagonist method.

Stop being so fucking cringe and eat out a Genie.

>> No.36611449

her heart:broken
her ass cheeks:WIDE OPEN

>> No.36611451

>established rules
The MGE is an in-universe guide created by the Wandering Scholar. Anything that KC says is immediately closely to the truth compared to that.

>> No.36611459

I hate to break it to you anon, when(if) bollocks ever posts I barely ever notice it. When you sperg out about him being present, I always notice it.

>> No.36611460

>single monsters

>> No.36611467

He's literally >>36610690

>> No.36611468

KC even states the wandering scholar exaggerates bits and pieces here and there and likely even believes outright lies fed to hi by monsters making themselves look better than they actually are.

>> No.36611476


>> No.36611478

>unreliable narrator vs death of the author
A riveting debate, surely this will go down in the annals of great productive discussions. You've swayed me, monstergirls are out and out whores who will cheat on you for chad.

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What's the most arousing part of this image, anon? Is it...the rightmost part?

>> No.36611487

>People are complaining about Bollocks
What year is this? I haven't heard that name since 2018. Are we gonna start spamming pickles next?

>> No.36611491

its the strap gap on her bra obviously

>> No.36611494

Then that's bollocks I was calling a redditfaggot. what's the issue?

>> No.36611496

>you have this sad obsession with Mari and her OC
>still thinks it's one guy

>> No.36611497

The answer you seek but clearly dont want is literally two posts above yours

>> No.36611498


>> No.36611500

If mamonos fuck the first guy they see, and rape or entrapment is a common tactic, and those mamonos are then exclusively monogamous to that guy for life, with no cheating or cucking, there is no point to being any kind of "Xxxxx-waifu" guy.
It's basically just a random luck of the draw what mamono grabs you first.
So you just get whatever fate serves you.

>> No.36611505

the lips, I want them all over me

>> No.36611508

MGE is above all else a wish-fulfillment settings. Things don't happen unless you want them to. It's that simple. There's no bad ends. Things can be whatever you like. If you want a pure porn setting it can be that. If you want something more along the lines of "cute girls doing cute things" it can be that too, as long as it doesn't contradict a few core rules. The official books are intentionally written as unreliable narrators to allows for that flexibility, and most of these KC answers along the lines of "extremely rare" or "I suppose it can happen" are just Japanese polite ways of saying no without saying so harshly unless it's needed. He's not telling you know if you want a monster girl that's slept with other men in the past, but that's obviously not intended (but not harsh enough for him to outright ban like, say NTR).

MGE is whatever you want it to be within a few lines, for whatever stories or tales you would like to live out. This gets said many times and I don't understand why westerners struggle with this concept so much, here particularly.

>> No.36611516

>who will cheat on you
KC says no. By your own admission, that means it is the truth for the setting.

The absolute truth for the setting is "whatever makes you happy"

>> No.36611521

>there is no point to being any kind of "Xxxxx-waifu" guy.
>It's basically just a random luck of the draw what mamono grabs you first.
Or you could just git gud. fucking newfags these days.
>Waaa my waifu is a slime because I went through the sewers before the graveyard

>> No.36611527

Why yes, it IS a wish fulfillment setting.
However, it still has some notes and lore bits you cannot pretend don't exist.
It's why NTR is looked down upon heavily after all.

>> No.36611534

The setting itself went through multiple changes over time, you can find out about that by reading up on the very first MGE book that came out, including old profiles for the setting.
MGs aren't whores or sluts, but kenkou had to do a lot of changes over time to get the setting to where it is today too.
I don't even think the setting has the whole thing about the demon lord and her husband constantly fighting with each and the status quo being endangered because of it.
Especially when he established lilims as an effective countermeasure for shit like if the demon lord and her husband were suddenly killed.

>> No.36611536

>it can be that too, as long as it doesn't contradict a few core rules

>> No.36611538

It's not? Nobody mentioned Mari before some random fuck brought her up. Then almost a day later someone started spergging.

>> No.36611541

Mind getting to your point?

>> No.36611549

not really, and there's also magic and items to attract specific mgs, first that comes to mind being extra thick holstaur milk

>> No.36611557

yes, such as >>36611402 which all but completely destroys your retarded notion that mgs sleep around. Now give it a rest retard

>> No.36611559

Not him. You can do whatever makes you happy. But don't tell me about any of that ridiculous nasty shit.

>> No.36611566

>Noooo you can't just work for it and use your head to get what you want it has to just be given to you!!!
If you're too lazy to look up where your waifu species lives and too lazy to look into ways to defend yourself until you get there, you deserve the roper you get.

>> No.36611569

They don't go after "the first guy they see". It's "whoever strikes their fancy".

Do you hit on every girl you meet? Even the ugly ones?

>> No.36611576

All it says is that it's an alternative for monsters who can't get a man by any means to replenish their mana.
It's not some staple diet replacement. It even states it's fucking horrid and acts more like a last resort for monsters who cannot, by any means, acquire a man for the real deal.

>> No.36611587

uh, did you mean to reply to the anon I was replying to? because I'm agreeing with you

>> No.36611588

>git gud
>choose path
Still a shit-shoot what you get.
Go to the graveyard (your example) because presumably you want a Wight or Zombie or other grave-related mamono
>still gets grabbed by a Harpy soaring overhead, a Jinko widow who's just buried her last Anon, or a Holstaur who goes there when nobody is around to nibble at the flower arrangements.
Too bad, thats what you got.

>> No.36611596

>It even states it's fucking horrid
you're glossing over the reason WHY its fucking horrid....which is also why mgs dont sleep around

>> No.36611605

More NTR bitching - yet canon Bicorns can only exist with unfaithful Anons
>just because you dont like it, doesnt stop it being there

>> No.36611612

>keeping in mind an unspecified number of monsters drink it, the individual male's information included in the mana is removed, and pure "Human Mana" is made
It's horrid because they extract the pure mana and leave out all the parts that flavor it, idiot.

>> No.36611613

I'm agreeing with you tho
>Can't keep under cover to avoid harpies
You're literally surrounded by graves, just jump in one.
She's spoken for and will be resurrecting him soon
That's fucking stupid, they're actualised sentient beings, not cows.

Make it more realistic please, you're a shit DM

>> No.36611624

>yet canon Bicorns can only exist with unfaithful Anons
Yes. And not unfaithful unicorns. I know double standards are a bitch huh?

>> No.36611638

Stop looking so delicious and compatible with that harpy. And stop assuming you won't be happy with her.

>> No.36611641

I always did really dislike bicorns desu. It doesn't help the memes around them and what their fans are typically like.

>> No.36611646

>It's horrid because they extract the pure mana and leave out all the parts that flavor it
And they do that because the flavor is addictive, you imbecile. It's why mgs dont cheat on their husbands either.
And you want me to believe that an mg will pin some guy down, enjoy that flavor and just let him go and go back to this crap because......?
You clearly dont even know the basic rules of the setting. Why are you here?

>> No.36611650

>what their fans are typically like.
The /trash/men just have a vendetta against KC, in addition whatever neurological disorder causes them to get that fetish.

>> No.36611657

So, if a Sandworm pops up, grabs you, and you go "butbutbut Im a loli-catgirl fagg', so she spits you out, apologises profusely, and keeps hunting elsewhere..?

Or your chosen waifu-type does run into you, but she looks you up and down, grunts "fucking manlet" (or any other failing you might have) and just keeps walking...?

The actual lore of MGE has more logic-holes than a porcupine-girl's condoms.

>> No.36611659

I don't fully dislike bicorns since they are just harem builders but I do dislike how they are created

>> No.36611663

Yeah, he completely ruined the smoke hobo, imho. She was the most interesting when we just had a picture and the actual lore to speculate on, the whole harem thing is trash, and unnecessarily ruined an otherwise great girl.

>> No.36611670

Not him, but I think it's cute for a wife to tell you your semen tastes the best. And not just in bed, but also while cuddling. Or if your depressed and ask her why she chose you.

>> No.36611673

>Or your chosen waifu-type does run into you, but she looks you up and down, grunts "fucking manlet" (or any other failing you might have) and just keeps walking...?
She does a 360 and walks your hips into the fucking dirt because she's a monstergirl.

Yeah, real logic-hole.

>> No.36611677
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The thread has gone to shit. Confess your sins and ask for forgiveness before it is too late.

>> No.36611679

you don't need to have a harem with the smoke hobo though you are just able to do so because of her transferred charisma

>> No.36611680

>And you want me to believe that an mg will pin some guy down, enjoy that flavor and just let him go and go back to this crap because......?
Because KC himself mentioned it, retard.
I have read the books. Clearly the one who hasn't here is you if you cannot understand both the books and word of god.

>> No.36611683

I'm really enjoying this

>> No.36611684

>Or your chosen waifu-type does run into you, but she looks you up and down, grunts "fucking manlet" (or any other failing you might have) and just keeps walking...?
Incubi change physically exactly because of this
holy shit you're retarded

>> No.36611686

I'd fuck a dragon even if she couldn't turn into a monstergirl.

>> No.36611689

I know, but maybe it's just the cuckhorse bleeding through, it feels like if you don't have a harem then what's the point? That would be like having a vampire waifu but hating the idea of feeding or blood.

It would be better if the option wasn't even there. You don't need magical bullshit to have a harem, any one can just make up a reason for it

>> No.36611695

>your chosen waifu-type
Species is not the same as waifu. And in my case, any other members of her species would be an enemy. I'd probably be the one to reject her

>> No.36611697

proof? source?

>> No.36611701
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I want to fuck angels

>> No.36611706
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I love liches!

>> No.36611707

I'm here for the greentext chains

>> No.36611710

>Because KC himself mentioned it, retard.
mind quoting that?

>> No.36611712

Look it up yourself.
You DO have the books do you not? The ones with all the lore and comments from KC?

>> No.36611717

The 'explanation' given was:
>They don't go after "the first guy they see". It's "whoever strikes their fancy".
So that leaves open the possibility that you DON'T strike their fancy.
Here you're saying that attraction/rape is automatic.
>>>there's your logic-flaw, you can't have both free-will and uncontrollable-instinct.

>> No.36611725

the bicorn is a choice as well tho, simply don't cheat on your wife. idk, you could use that charisma to become a great merchant or politician?

>> No.36611731

I do and I didn't find shit, kindly point out the page faggot.

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>> No.36611735
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I'm into anything female that won't kill me, that includes monstergirls, humans, female monsters, anthros, xeno, nightmare waifus, etc

Am I forgiven?

>> No.36611740

>I do and didn't find shit
Bullshit. You don't have any of the books and learned everything via meme osmosis, admit it.

>> No.36611742
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Good tastes.

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>> No.36611745

What you really mean is "you magically only get uncontrollably raped by the exact species or even individual that you fancy".

>> No.36611747

I stopped writing greens forever ago because I found a waifu and only want to write about her.
But you insufferable Neanderthals sperg out and post the most heinous things anytime her species gets mention. You conflate me with the other waifufag, too.

This place sickens me.

>> No.36611750

>So that leaves open the possibility that you DON'T strike their fancy.
yes, and if you don't you can just take the first movement and business will follow as usual.

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FUCK angels

>> No.36611756

But why?

>> No.36611759

now you're just projecting. And pretty blatantly too

>> No.36611761

nice sidestepping, it's the second time you avoid answering the question, grow up. last (you) you get from me, enjoy it.

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>> No.36611770

What if whoever you're interested in is also interested in you? What if thats the reason she wasn't already taken? What if every dude who approaches a mg finds that shes the one for him? What about these possibilities?

>> No.36611772

There is some legit NTR blacked stuff with the wight but it's from /trash/ and unrelated to resident nigger wightfag

>> No.36611776

Man I feel sorry for these angels. How fucked up must their world be for only a single guy to enter heaven after a thousand years

>> No.36611777

Reading is for alps

>> No.36611779

That's right! Fuck them! Make them housewives with lots of children!

>> No.36611789


>> No.36611792

I don't think anything about NTR or BLACKED is legit. It's a fake fetish pushed by /pol/tards as a falseflag.

>> No.36611807

>Make them housewives with lots of children!
But his, clarify it. We don't want him to happen the same thing that happened to Mari's husband after that gangbang.

>> No.36611816

It's why they line up in heaven to get assigned to some hero schmuck down on earth

>> No.36611824

>/Pol/tards push blacked on /pol/
>Also the rest of the internet
>And blacked is an actual studio
>Always accuse others of what you yourself are responsible for
Oy Vey

>> No.36611825

I simp for Tiamat.

>> No.36611827

Nice boogeyman, there are unironic cucks in /trash/, not everything is solved by blaming it on /pol/, anon.

>> No.36611828

What? She doesn't? Then what is that yellow thing?

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>> No.36611835

For me it's false NTR. Like your monster wife starts getting desperate thinking she isn't enough for (You) anymore and you were talking to some sexy clerk at a shop so she starts desperately raping you night to dawn crying.
And then your phone pops up a message from that clerk's shop and turns out (You) were buying a gift to your wife, and she really wants to apologize for the rape but this is so sweet and she is so happy her vagina just contracts further and she can't stop from raping you anymore

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>> No.36611869
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A world without dorks/namefags...

>> No.36611886
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Where do I buy snake bath water?

>> No.36611887

I'm more interested in scenarios and set ups than smut

>> No.36611892

Loving your mom doesn't make you a simp.

>> No.36611901

Gib example

>> No.36611903

do you take your snake bath water smooth or with scales in it?

>> No.36611904

Nah, just make them housewives.
Only a dream.

>> No.36611905

Doesn't R**er S**ne have an irl cuck fetish?

>> No.36611908

I want a monster to raise me to be her husband

>> No.36611910

I'm sure snakes are more than willing to trade their bath water for yours

>> No.36611917

>no nipples nor delicious areola
come on

>> No.36611919
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While I appreciate that Tiamat, she's not the one I'm referring to. I unabashedly simp for the Queen of the Chromatic Dragons, Mother of Mayhem, etc. She compounds my massive fetish for evil women in the worst kind of way just like Femme Diablo and her glowing bodily orifices.

About the only other F/Go females I can admit to loving aside from Tia-mama are Gorgon and Frankenstein's Monster.

>> No.36611921

Probably, Rolling Stones have been an irrelevant shitmag for decades now

>> No.36611926

>MG version of The Tale of Genji
Surely someone on the Japanese side of the fandom has done that by now, right?

>> No.36611927

An interesting attempt if you're e.g. an Oni-fan
>try waving your tiny dick at her - she just laughs the same as 3d women did
>try to rape her - she picks you up and throws you halfway across town, where your broken body gets grabbed by a horny slimegirl who drags you away because you can't resist

>> No.36611934

The answer is to impregnate the daughters as well. That way even if the daughters are from other men the granddaughters will all be his.

>> No.36611942

>DYEL want an oni

>> No.36611961

are you just into humiliation? the dick getting bigger is the most common of alterations that happens when turning into an incubus and the one thing mgs love more than pursuing is a man is when they are pursued instead.

>> No.36611971 [SPOILER] 
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Yes, lets get ALL those sins out of you.

>> No.36611975

>thinking mgs give a shit about the size of your dick
He just has a fetish for not reading the source material

>> No.36611983

my one true weakness

>> No.36611985
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I really want to get an image of all my wives together. Should i get them doing funny poses or just normal side by side looking at the camera?

>> No.36611998

Have them doing a Power Rangers pose with the matching outfits.