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>> No.36631226

>>36631198
Such a helpful cow.....yeah, a cow.

>> No.36631240
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I see much fluff in your future

>> No.36631241
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>>36631198
But wait, this is cat mil-

>> No.36631262

>>36631240
>uh...can I get a second opinion?

>> No.36631265
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Chocore

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>>36631241
Yes, and?

>> No.36631267,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/wPodfxngpCs
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/dnmY8dpIKzw
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/V10N-9sOcVU
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/uH7VGj4CYfQ
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/TAN3hqBVCtQ
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/oaZts49IOMs
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/7Nv80PALdyQ
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/VZBN28etbGA
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/DJQsVzrty5A
https://groups.google.com/g/ncis-season-19-episode-1-full-episodes/c/o6FJzX8FDSM

>> No.36631294
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>> No.36631329

>>36631294
My egg?

>> No.36631335

>Do what seems like a minor task for the jinko empress
>Now have a bunch of jinko 'bodyguards' assigned to keep me safe as thanks while I live in a mansion 'gifted' to me for my hard work.
I don't get it, it was just some potions from the alchemist..

>> No.36631339
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I don't like how she look at me, anon...

>> No.36631355

>>36631339
Anon please, she's just the sweetest girl you've ever met!
You should accept her invitation for dinner.

>> No.36631359

>>36630457
>What about white fured chocolate skinned tiger girls?
Deep in the heart of Winterstown, they'll have thick fur to keep warm

>> No.36631359,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/eE00ZVSH-Tc
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/-SDCGSpsodw
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/DLOA4jBi2AY
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/diaflmyv7OE
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/XSNwlreRU1E
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/IAS_thCb9r0
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/1W0O-QqLz7k
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/eqOj6kx2WXI
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/UI4mZnD917g
https://groups.google.com/g/dancing-with-the-stars-us-season-30-episode-1-full-episodes/c/40an82xWBXw

>> No.36631370

>>36631294
That egg's pretty big, is she gonna be okay?

>> No.36631370,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/qLnNn2-S4vM
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/a_OCOP7ejKs
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/HsPv6-Af310
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/wPiYsp9HJSA
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/ELHeE2Uenz0
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/K_cih5QhyA8
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/S5QuVK2g0OQ
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/peMvqWB0JdQ
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/lnMnSxthzQg
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-temporada-1-capitulo-7--completo-hd/c/HkweGxSsPfg

>> No.36631458

>>36631355
>You should accept her invitation for dinner
I'm not sure about that...

>> No.36631521
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Good morning

>> No.36631682
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>>36631521
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

>> No.36631696

>>36631682
Ohaiyo Gozaimasu

>> No.36631696,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/wDltjvd-WWE
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/n-0Gr_PMIyc
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/1A092Ap0YFs
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/QA8M3wtSJbY
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/4PSp95W2sR4
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/hSzvZU7gTxc
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/C1H3WWpXbIU
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/ZVNKaUDcQ_w
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/LkkH-_Rm2Go
https://groups.google.com/g/the-voice-us-season-21-episode-1-full-episodes/c/GqpAj2cQlYQ

>> No.36631696,2 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/Lm2R7iK_gwE
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/5cRn6PfBZn8
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/qRblmwRQ4-I
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/iub3k9484C0
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/OTPPRKHj1Ck
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/VB4srO6WsUw
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/cxYQPuu0Azg
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/jmvkV2B97sA
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/GtSQmM_XBfM
https://groups.google.com/g/official-survivor-season-41-episode-1-full-episode/c/Gj9pGLjOalY

>> No.36631696,3 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/vXM2MBgsMA4
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/Z3LWhjZnTBQ
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/SzDFnQncXUI
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/SG0sKbH3N0s
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/2DURYZbf--U
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/sbRBF-HtwpU
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/gnlVmgmRzAM
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/3X1af-NfjZY
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/2pW1M0o9xt8
https://groups.google.com/g/what-if-season-1-episode-7---1x7-full-series/c/_f4maI3DBok

>> No.36631696,4 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/6fOMYZRMwwk
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/6efkMwECJEE
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/F2lnJqjg-ZI
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/EYc9vngZvPc
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/6T3ajci05Ps
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/GClehygN0VM
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/EQ5M_SK1uCg
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/eTzUHoHtpuM
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/LNcGtXRdtDY
https://groups.google.com/g/bob-hearts-abishola-s03e01-full-episodes/c/epVFtIqX7YA

>> No.36631696,5 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/PCAlYgKOOYg
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/iie3243IVMQ
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/NLX_IUfpff0
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/0Y4YMwS3yj8
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/zSBsJ31hfdc
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/e5YSKF_HYwY
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/isZITgIb5gk
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/IvahjCZGa_I
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/UwfVoErl-g0
https://groups.google.com/g/titans---season-3-episode-9--souls-2021/c/czyAidIQavQ

>> No.36632263
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36632263

>>36631240
Future is now?

>> No.36632417
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36632417

How do I find and join an apophis in over throwing the pharaoh while avoiding the fake apophis honeypots and and getting thrown into the dungeon for conspiracy?

>> No.36632444

>>36632417
You need to be invited. Don't worry, they'll find you.

>> No.36632496

>>36632417
God i wanna FUCK and BREED big fat APOPHIS TITTIES with my MASSIVELY and HARD COCK.

>> No.36632552

>>36631370
Don't worry, dragon hips are quite durable

>> No.36632604

>>36632417
overthrowing the pharaoh is overrated anon, maybe you should settle down with the big snake instead

>> No.36632604,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/0_eTZiIDNNA
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/tk2W1FLbq6o
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/YDNoHG0x2AI
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/92up9InUAHw
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/6TsfqR6LauA
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/U-XmpSSoI78
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/7KDE8mAA5Nw
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/sLSVi3KG-BQ
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/FpIXIjJZ-cY
https://groups.google.com/g/the-premise---season-1-episode-3-2021/c/JnllbdV54NQ

>> No.36632638
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>> No.36632684

>>36632604
>anon wants to overthrow the pharaoh for edgy and immature reasons
>searches for an apophis to help
>all he can find is a retiree whose more interested in dozing in the sun than any of that conquest nonsense
>try as he might anon cannot convince her

>> No.36632685
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>get ambushed by truck-kun one late evening
>isekai'd into the middle of nowhere
>the only dot of civilization is a solitary farm/estate apparently owned by a monster family
>turns out its incubi head started off with the whole "my little princesses are never old enough to leave the nest!" mentality
>until 35 years and 7 daughters later he realized he badly wants grandkids
>you're the only other entity with an Adam's apple to have shown up since that time

>> No.36632711
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I'll protect the Pharaoh, despite the fact that I have no special powers and she is way more powerful than me!

>> No.36632739
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>>36632711
ah anon but you have a functioning brain, the most powerful ability

>> No.36632810

I hate it when I get raped and molested and go report it, they always ask what was I wearing that night

>> No.36632815

>>36632739
That's really cute. I do prefer a really competent and serious pharaoh though.

>> No.36632827

>>36631294
imagine breaking and eating it right in front of her

>> No.36632999

How controversial, scandalous and provocative would it be for Western Gaijin men and boys having sexual relationships with Zipangese High school aged JK girls?

>> No.36633047

>>36632815
I want Satsuki Pharaoh

>> No.36633073

>>36632999
probably not all that much compared to sabbath antics

>> No.36633091

>>36633073
>another sabbath hideout struck by the uwaaabomber

>> No.36633212

>>36633047
Yes. CLACK

>> No.36633240

>>36632684
>you'll control these vast lands and all its riches!
>sounds like a hassle
>you'll have a legion of slaves to carry out you ever word!
>that sounds kinda mean
>think of the grand monuments you will have!
>what do you take me for? an Anubis?

>> No.36633290
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human boys belong to foxes

>> No.36633309
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>> No.36633313

>>36633290
why did you post a jackal?

>> No.36633356

>>36633212
Such a wonderful sound

>> No.36633451

>>36633240
just call her tail fat

>> No.36633470
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>>36631198

>> No.36633478
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36633478

>No monthly update yet
Please hurry KC, the wans are getting sleepy

>> No.36633506

>>36633478
sleep tite hellwan

>> No.36633511
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>>36633470
sweaters are powerful

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>> No.36633661

>>36633451
thats how you end up under said tail anon

>> No.36633668

>>36633356
>when you hear that sound and realize you overslept

>> No.36633674

>>36633622
I will go to a temple filled with jinkos and give them cow print bikinis

>> No.36633758
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How does she even fire this thing

>> No.36633758,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://youtu.be/vz5FkYIxeqc
https://youtu.be/vz5FkYIxeqc
https://youtu.be/vz5FkYIxeqc
https://youtu.be/vz5FkYIxeqc
https://youtu.be/vz5FkYIxeqc
https://youtu.be/vz5FkYIxeqc

>> No.36633835

>>36633758
Depends on the console

>> No.36633904
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36633904

how do we handle the brown elf menace?

>> No.36633905

all human boys will submit to ______

>> No.36633914

>>36633904
spank

>> No.36633918
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I want to fug the bugs

>> No.36633934
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>>36633905
Lilim ass

>> No.36633936
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Reminder if you have a normal monster daughter it’s only a matter of time till she outgrows you and treats you like a kid.
Therefore you should join the Sabbath

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>>36633905
toe beans

>> No.36633972

>>36633905
the power of the spank

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>>36633905
tengu mating rituals

>> No.36633999

>>36633988
>in b4 she got stuck in that position due to being old

>> No.36634013

>>36633934
Something I am addicted to. There is no cure.

>> No.36634025

>>36633955
Holiday in Zipangu with hellhound gf!

>> No.36634031

>>36631294
Aren't eggs just menstruation? Fucking gross. What I'm supposed to do with it?

>> No.36634115

>>36634031
You have to eat all the eggs

>> No.36634126

>>36633290
No.
t.human boy

>> No.36634181

>>36634031
eat it
eat it
if it's getting cold reheat it

>> No.36634187
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36634187

Rejected.
I got rejected.
Rejected.
I got rejected.

>> No.36634189

>>36633835
Gamerworm

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>>36634187
That artist brought me around to banshee

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>> No.36634378
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36634378

tell me what monster is better than a cow gf?

>> No.36634421
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36634421

Yandere kiki makes sure you that smell like her every time you leave the house. This usually takes the form of a a blowjob and excessive face licking. Though it can also include her grinding her pussy on your face and a quickie before you leave. And no, you're not allowed to wear traditional colognes. Instead, you use her pussy juice and spit. Those whores need to know who you belong to.

>> No.36634431

>>36634421
>Yandere
stopped reading here

>> No.36634446

>>36634378
Two cow gfs

>> No.36634469

>>36634446
can you handle that much cow tho?

>> No.36634580

>>36634469
Yes I've been practicing for this since I was a kid

>> No.36634638

>>36634431
Yes, yes. We know you aren't a man of refined tastes.

>> No.36634666
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Desperate and conniving CCs

>> No.36634731

>>36634580
how do you practice for that

>> No.36634737

>>36634731
By being raised in a farm

>> No.36634878

>>36634666
how would she react if i tell her the only way i can sleep is if i'm hugging fluffy tail?

>> No.36634956

>>36632999
This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds
>controversial?
More like a miraculously unlikely
It really would be a JK
>Joke

>> No.36635007

>>36633758
Grip pump forend in one arm/leg
Put other armleg on the opposite side as a wrap around the grip and put the adjacent claw in the triggerguard to press the trigger.

>> No.36635063

>>36634666
>be me, new intern at a company post portal
>I am the only man in the company for some reason
>every monster is very nice but I can't help but shake the feeling they want something from me
>Life is good in the company but bad things keep on happening to me such as
>getting my clothes dirty so I am forced to wear some mascot attire
>Getting a flat so I stay over at some monsters house
>They all seem to relvoe with me being alone or arousing monsters in some way
>>meanwhile
>All the single CCs are trying to get this new intern but their plans keep foiling the others
>No matter what, one monster keeps cockblocking another

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>>36631198

>> No.36635107

>>36634666
>CC mamono offering to let me sleep in her bed
Wonder how she'd react when I tell her I only sleep naked.
Wonder how she'd react to me sleeping at her place almost every day.

>> No.36635111

>>36634956
>This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds
I want to see what 4mons /jp/ would be like.

>> No.36635137

>>36635007
shotgun twister with a greenworm

>> No.36635181

>>36635111
So many hololive threads about male vtubers...

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>> No.36635228

>>36635111
>>36635181
that and there would be a human boy thread as well as touhou

>> No.36635445

>>36635111
Japanese harpy cooking spaghetti.

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Need to bully monster wife.
Alternatively, what if your onahole turned into a tsukumogami?

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Explain me how DE heals mental illness?

>> No.36635695

>>36635679
DE heals the brain and body

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>>36635679

>> No.36635726

>>36635679
It's mamono mana I don't gotta explain shit

>> No.36635749

you are starring in a porno with these seven monsters, what's the title of it
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

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>>36635749
uuuuoh

>> No.36635868
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36635868

Just got done having sex with a mino.

Overall positive experience. Felt really, REALLY good. She knew how to use her hands well and her mouth. I had to take the lead in sex to make maximize pleasure however. Some stink, but it was a good stink. The kinda stink that makes you horny. Definitely different from a human female. More animalistic but still sorta human in smell. I've never sniffed a cattle's cunt before, but it was probably something along those lines if I had to guess. I'd say 3-4 days since she last bathed. First guess is that minos are kinda lazy and don't give much thought to cleanliness but aren't completely neglectful. Strong, powerful hugs. Leglock when I was getting close and came. I didn't even have to say; she sensed it. She has a thing for holding onto you tightly. Hugs, leglock, grabbing with hands, etc. But she eases up when she realizes you aren't going anywhere. Very sloppy kisser, but that just made it all the more erotic.

Appearance sorta like pic related in skin and hair color. Eyes were a dark blue. I could stare into them forever. Muscle mass is similar. Still distinctly feminine however. No man hands or anything gross. Hair barely reached her shoulders. Straight, but kinda messy. The ears are just as fuzzy as you can imagine. Very fun to touch. She thought it was cute how I was fascinated by them. Fur does indeed cover the genitals and at all times. Not the receding thing that KC talks about. Casual yet revealing clothes. Their world isn't too far off from ours in technology (somethin akin to 1970s), magitech isn't really much a thing. The cross-over is quite minimal and trivial for that matter, and the fashion is different but not too far off that it seems completely alien. No scars like much of the mino art often shows. They don't dress up the horns or wear chains. In fact, no jewelry whatever for any of the mamono I saw. No jewelry for anyone for that matter. Of course, she didn't wear any chains either.

>> No.36635951
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36635951

>>36635817
Alice in Fuckingland.

>> No.36635966

>>36635749
>Atlach-nacha
>Jabberwock
>Titania
>Alp
>Umi-osho
>Blue Oni
>Ryu
Porno title: "Fat Ugly Man Takes on the Fetish Carousel | Multicultural Edition"

WARNING: Includes: transformation, insect bestiality, vore, innocent handholding, pseudo-gay, BDSM, drunk sex, watersports, lesbian, and gangrape.

>> No.36635996

>>36635749
>Yuki-Onna
>Dorome
>Gnome
>Mad Hatter
>Yeti
>Living Armor
>Nureonago
From the Cold Ground They Came

>> No.36636003
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36636003

You are having a trip to the mountains with the rest of your class. You are the sole male student and finally has arrived the bath time in the hot springs.
A Jinko, a Hellhound and an Amazoness enter the male bath in the onsen and upon noticing (You) then looking back at the MALE sign they claim someone must have switched the outside gender signs and this is an “a-accident” and totally they were not planning to peek.
Cheshire ass out of nowhere knocks the towel off your waist in front of those three girls far bigger, stronger and lewder than (You).
What do in this situation?

>> No.36636031

>>36636003
tell them to fuck me, just give me 5 bucks and they all can do whatever they want to me

>> No.36636065

>>36636003
ask for their name and their actual age

>> No.36636087
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36636087

>>36631198

>> No.36636173

>>36635749
>dark priest
>vamp mosquito
>manticore
>greenworm
>bubble slime
>skeleton
>troll
Anon's trip to church in the swamp
bloodplay, tailplay, religious overtones, slime rape, old dirty bones, smell, foodplay, and lots of brutal rape

>> No.36636175
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>>36636003
>Jinko
Yes.
>Hellhound
Yes.
>Amazoness
You killed my erection. I hate them.

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>>36635705
Just flay my shit uo please I'm suffering so much man just eat my thoughts and make me a retarded loyal husband please

>> No.36636213

>>36636003
Scream and get the (male) teacher to get the girls out and charge them with sexual harassment.

>> No.36636267

>>36636003
do nothing and if they rape me, let them. I'll just look into them with my dead fish eyes as they do

>> No.36636406

>>36636003
rape the Cheshire ass if it's still there

>> No.36636417
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36636417

How do I let a Lim know that I'm a [BIG SHOT]?

>> No.36636438

>>36636417
you aren't

>> No.36636445

>>36636417
by making fingerguns at her and going "pew pew!"

>> No.36636561

>>36636417
either show her your cannon, your forklift certification, or your handmade axe you made yourself

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I love liches!

>> No.36636712
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>>36636561
Nothing gets the lims wet like a certified forklift operator

>> No.36636955
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>>36636712
for heavy girls like ushis

>> No.36636965

>>36636955
You mean fat?

>> No.36636967

>>36635679
>DE
?

>> No.36636985

>>36636965
>fat
The politically correct term is BEEG

>> No.36636990

>>36636967
demon energy

>> No.36637003
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36637003

Stupid sexy desert dogs

>> No.36637024

>>36636985
>politically correct
fat is fat, no if and buts about it

>> No.36637036

>>36637003
SMART* sexy desert dogs!

>> No.36637047

>>36636985
I thought it was thicc?

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>>36637036
not if their brain's fried from earrubs

>> No.36637206

>>36637112
tehy are still smart! just uh oberloaded

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>Aaaanooooon~

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>>36631198

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>>36636955
>>36636965
How do you tell your wife that she's heavy?

>> No.36637328

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJAKC7A41g
so you guys like monster girls?

>> No.36637347

>>36637292
by either molesting her chub or telling her she shouldn't get on top

>> No.36637350

>>36637328
I'm not watching your shitty youtube video and MGQ sucks shit.

>> No.36637407

>>36634638
send me in coach... I'm ready

>> No.36637418
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>>36637328
Crossfaggot.

>> No.36637420

>>36637292
Put the scale in front of her

>> No.36637428
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36637428

>>36631198

>> No.36637448

>>36637418
he posted something that was in the /vg/ thread?
damn, now I'm angry

>> No.36637505

>>36637292
I don't

>> No.36637506

>>36637206
I want to caress an anubis's ears and watch her English comprehension deteriorate into alphabet soup as she tries to write a missive to the pharoah. Watching as she won't be able to decide between bliss from the ear rubs or nervousness at not being able to finish her letter will be like fine wine to me.

>> No.36637512

>>36637505
You need to tell her sometime

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>>36637506
>her impeccable, borderline-calligraphy handwriting gradually turns to the chickenscratch you would expect from a preschooler

>> No.36637596

It's cute when both you and your waifu are switches.

>> No.36637628

>>36637512
Only if she does something that may be dangerous for her weight.

>>36637596
I need this with a nerdy monster girl so we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night if no one can decide what they want

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>>36631198

>> No.36637682
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>>36634187
I'm sorry banshee, but in real life the pixie gets the hubbie

>> No.36637711

>>36637628
>we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night
That default means it's gonna be an S&S power struggle. I'd be unable to bottom if I'm still full of competitive spirit.

>> No.36637719

>>36634421
>a blowjob and excessive face licking
in that order?

>> No.36637731

>>36634421
Every day I regret my decision to not hire the shoggoth.

>> No.36637741

>>36637711
All the better than.

>> No.36637814
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>>36637596
Once more time for Werebats to shine.

>> No.36637816
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>>36635749
Fairy Kingdom Civil War: The Snuggle vs The Struggle

>> No.36637821
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>>36637731
You have enraged the kiki.

>> No.36637843

>>36636175
>sleep , tight hellwan
Ftfy
Punctuation is important.

>> No.36637868

>>36637003
! !

>> No.36637942
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36637942

>>36635749
Goo Goo Dolls: Taste the Rainbow

>> No.36637959

>>36637942
how does it start, anon? with some 80s porn music

>> No.36637964

>>36637942
By the end, Anon's new waifu is a very large technicolor Slime
>plenty of spare goo to make a horde of melting pot Daughterfus

>> No.36637993
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>>36635749
"Cultural exchange reverse gang bang?" Seriously these girls have next to nothing in common.

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36638014

>>36635749
they came from the deep

>> No.36638026

>>36637959
Nah, for the title pun to work, it has to be 'Iris'.
>https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw

>> No.36638028

>>36633290
true, but I like that jackal and her sisters too

>> No.36638036

>>36633905
meido pampering

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>> No.36638046

>>36637816
Titania1 has the cold and the hug wanting to cuddle
Titania2 has the double rape machine
but which team is the High Orc in? Is she in team Snuggle or is she in the team Struggle ?

>> No.36638074

>>36638046
she is on team struggle snuggle

>> No.36638104

>>36637741
Considering she's a monstergirl, she'd probably end up prevailing and milking me dry. But then the next morning I'll just get her back by fucking her over the kitchen counter. Then when eat mid-congress, and then go for a jog. Typical, comfy weekend plans.

>> No.36638112

>>36636003
Does Cheshire not realize by setting up Anon to be raped as a joke she is fundamentally losing her chance to get a husband to more proactive rapists?

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>>36637993
Fifty Shades of Alabama Slamma

>> No.36638355

>>36638257
>help, I got stuck in my step-sis's mud agian
>why y'all lookin at me like I am a fine steak

>> No.36638399

>>36637731
Don't. Shoggy would put your dick in a living chastity condom that teases you throughout the day.

>> No.36638418

>>36638355
>Boy I say boy you're about as sharp as wet liver
>Stop trippin' over yaself, ya gots a job to do boy

>> No.36638463

>>36638418
>Whats the job, I already cleaned the chicken pen and cleaned the barn out
>Why you pointing at your crotch
cue cheesy banjo music in the background

>> No.36638479
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36638479

>>36635749
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned in multiple religions."

Seriously with the amount of rolls this took to set up I would have better luck winning big in Vegas.

>> No.36638522

>>36638479
>starts off in a church where anon runs to hide from demons
>He comes in
>starts praying
>asks for protection against all evil and also a happy life with wife
>The demons already had a backdoor into the church, that old nun that looks even sexier than anon last saw her

>> No.36638529

>>36638399
Yeah sure bro, your chastity would be infinitly more painfull for her compared to you.

>> No.36638606

>>36638522
>it has been converted into an eros/fallen god church
>his prayers are answered

>> No.36638627

can automatons monsterize girls?

>> No.36638647

>>36638606
>they are answered with the same strength of his prayers
>violent, desperate, and without end

>> No.36638661

>>36638627
I don't see why not, but from what I remember Automatons are included in the type of monsters that women can't monsterize into, so they'd rather turn into vanilla Succs instead.

>> No.36638674
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>>36635749
I entered the wrong shrine!
How horafying!
This old temple made me rock hard!
Send help.

>> No.36638680

>>36638674
more white snakes?
on the double

>> No.36638711

>>36638661
how do we produce mini-automatons then? I recall them having a womb but not if it they are able of self-replicating, are they even "alive"? do they have souls?

>> No.36638712

>>36634031
cum all over it to fertilize it, idiot

>> No.36638734

>>36638712
you're supposed to fertilize the egg before she lays it, dumbass, unless it was a fish's one. she clearly means you tk eat the egg

>> No.36638766

>>36631294
what would she do it licked the fluids dripping from the shells then cracked it open and slurped its contents?

>> No.36638768

>>36638674
while I know you rigged the roll, I kind of want to hear a story of a man married to a ryu being individually kidnaped by the maids all of them thinking they are the only ones doing it

>> No.36638773

>>36638734
>eat the egg
and lose it forever? NEVER.
I will bath it in gold and treasure it forevermore

>> No.36638777

>>36631294
where are her wings?

>> No.36638787

>>36638777
she's one of them land dragons, god

>> No.36638790

>>36638734
>fertilize the egg before she lays it
What if it's a humpty egg?

>> No.36638796

>>36638773
if it's the first egg she gives you, sure. But think about it rationally anon, eating the egg gives you an excuse to ask for another so you'll get to see her flustered face as she hands you her eggs very often

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>>36638711
>how do we produce mini-automatons then?
You knock them up, how else would you do it?
>do they have souls?
It's not stated if they do, but this is a world where Japanese folklore applies and tsukumogami are a thing. It would be weirder if they didn't have souls.
>>36638773
If it's not fertilized, it's just going to spoil. If it's fertilized, your daughter is going to hatch out of it. You can't keep it forever either way.

>> No.36638802

>>36638680
I'm never leaving the temple, my life filled with being wrapped in a mass of tails, running away turns me to stone.
At least the Ryu's there to comfort me when she's done ordering my rape. Good ending overall actually.
>>36638768
I didn't, all years + the categories I liked. Clicked away while it spun and that's what I saw when I came back.

>> No.36638809

>>36638790
then you are supposed to fertilize it after it cracks open

>> No.36638823

>>36638787
ah, the lack of wings made me think she was a lizard or salamander but the horns confused me... thanks anon

>> No.36638833

>>36638802
>+ the categories I liked.
chicken man is not manly enough to roll all categories

>> No.36638846

>>36638798
>how else would you do it?
I don't know, maybe she builds small parts and we assemble our daughters like legos? and then idk she transfers a mix of my spirit energy and her demon energy into the assembled daughter and she sparks to life...

>> No.36638853

>>36638798
could probably poke a small hole in the shell to drain the contents if it's unfertilized then patch the hole and give it a gold bath

>> No.36638856

>>36635996
How are Yuki and Yeti going to come from the frozen ground? Are they undead Yuki and Yeti?

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>>36635749
something about cultural exchange maybe?

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>>36638711
>>36638846
You are thinking too much. Just bang the automaton and let pregnancy do its miracles

>> No.36638881

>>36638874
I NEED ANSWERS ANON

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>>36638833
You get weird shit when you do that, I got three Cait Sith's once before. I hate the Siths, but fine fuck you, looks like i walked into a horror show, feat the anubis manager.

>> No.36638897

>>36638881
the womb of an automaton has nanomachines that semen to make a daughter

>> No.36638924

>>36638874
nice off-topic image faggot.

>> No.36638957

>>36638711
I know people will probably hate the comparison, but I treat Automatons like D&D's Warforged, yes they are sentient, yes they have souls, yes mana lets them get pregnant and have children.

>> No.36638961

>>36638864
wait, no, someone (red slime) spiked the drinks on the anime club. owl mage and dragon being president and vice respectfully. ochimusha and ushi-oni being exchange students and titania is just accompanying her mantis friend

>> No.36638970

https://twitter.com/aba_rano/status/1440044717907996676/photo/1

>> No.36638977

>>36638957
I know jack about d&d but I think the comparison is pretty fair, thanks anon.

>> No.36638985

>>36638970
I don't mind a little size difference, but when you can't kiss your wife when you are making love to her it's too much.

>> No.36639008

>>36638924
The joke is that guy actually fucked an alien automaton. And managed to have two children with her.

>> No.36639328

Holding hands with an Amazon!

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36639329

shhhh
mouse sleeps
do not wake

>> No.36639346
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>>36635749
At first I figured this was something Sabbath-sponsored but now I don't know what the FUCK is going on.

>> No.36639351
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For me, it's sharp teeth

>> No.36639352
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>>36639328
Handholding is forbidden in the amazon village! It is too lewd!

>> No.36639386

>>36639329
I'm taking that cheese.

>> No.36639391

>>36639352
Amazonian Troll is made for handholding

>> No.36639397
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>>36639328
Holding an amazon in a full nelson

>> No.36639405
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>>36631198

>> No.36639470

>>36639397
You disgust me

>> No.36639507

what if she whispered into your ear?

>> No.36639552
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>>36635749
My day is ruined.

>> No.36639579

>>36639552
you literally won the loterry

>> No.36639586

>>36639579
Do you not see the fucking furry.

>> No.36639606
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36639606

>>36631198

>> No.36639615

>>36639586
monster girls are monster girls, anon.

>> No.36639682

>>36639615
I'm not touching a furry with a twenty yard pole, nerd.

>> No.36639701

>>36639682
Well that's the thing. They don't want you to touch them with the pole, they want you to touch them with... a different kind of pole, I guess.

>> No.36639800
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36639800

hello?

>> No.36639833

>>36639800
Where is cirno?

>> No.36639858
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36639858

oh no, tsundere vampire with huge knockers

>> No.36639865
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36639865

>>36639800
Yes hi

>> No.36639869

>Had a dream I was an adventurer doing a quest for a big tited Centaur queen
>When I finish the quest she says she knows I’ve been staring at her tits the whole time and has an appropriate reward for me
>A tall tomboy cowgirl I befriended along the way then comes out and pushes me onto the ground, straddles me, and starts taking off her shirt
>I then wake up
It’s not fucking fair bros, why can’t I just have a cowgirl wife.

>> No.36639878
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36639878

Fuck a harpy once and she will be singing every morning at the break of dawn for the rest of your life.

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>>36631198

>> No.36639958

>>36639701
Alright, man, I'll level with you. While I will cast a fairly wide net when it comes to what I'm willing to put up with in monster girl fetishes there's several I'll never fucking touch in any version of a disgusting meat reality:

- Furries like the Sith
- Toddlercon shit like the Dwarfs
- ( You )
- Humpty Eggs

>> No.36639996

>>36639958
what if it's a CC humpty egg

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>>36639800
hello

>> No.36640015

>>36639470
You need to put her in her place, if you want to recruit her into your party.

>> No.36640039

>>36639800
hello, is it me you're looking for?

>> No.36640087

>>36639800
Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
I'm all alone, and it's you that I want

>> No.36640089

>>36639996
Still a hard pass.

>> No.36640101

>>36639800
Just keep moving kogasa, you're too good for these degenerates

>> No.36640107

>>36639894
that anubis is either photosynthesetic or has a serious fungal problem

>> No.36640142

>>36639996
Command Center?

>> No.36640228
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>> No.36640237

best mg for The Blue Danube Waltz

>> No.36640261
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What story are you going to tell them tonight, anon?

>> No.36640310
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36640310

>>36631198

>> No.36640332

>>36640261
>once, there was an ugly dragon
>she was so ugly, that everyone died
>the end

>> No.36640345

>>36640332
why did you talk about your mother that way?

>> No.36640354

>>36640310
Gonna fuck those tits until she’s not sad any more.

>> No.36640356

>>36640261
>listen to the legend of the bionicle

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36640380

>>36631240

>> No.36640418

>>36640261
little red riding kun and the big, bad, yet shy wolf

>> No.36640435

>>36640380
can she see our future together?

>> No.36640482
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36640482

>>36631198

>> No.36640508

>>36640482
>monster yeets a love gernade at anon
>instead of exploding, it smacks anon in the head
>monster starts awawawing as anon crumbles to the ground
why cant they just ask people out normally?

>> No.36640545

>>36640482
>bitch left the pin on
>pull pin
>toss love grenade right back at her

>> No.36640565
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>> No.36640583

>>36640508
That's a funny idea.
>monster girl tries to be cool and kabedon anon
>accidentally stumbles while sliding up to him while trying to look extra cool and ends up bashing him in the back of the head
>anon falls like a sack of potatoes and wakes up hours later with his head wrapped up like a mummy with no idea where the hell he is

>> No.36640624
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36640624

plant your seeds

>> No.36640638
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36640638

>>36640624
OK.

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>>36640583
>Holst tries to boob hat anon
>uses too much force and smacks him to the ground
>Spider traps anon in her webs
>she gets careless undressing him and snaps her webs by mistake
>anon falls flat on his face
>Horse gets anon to ride on her back
>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake

>> No.36640695
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>> No.36640699

>>36640695
What a degen

>> No.36640704

>>36635749
>Lilim
>Ghost
>Jinn of the Jar
>Kitsune-bi
>Mandragora
>Large Mouse
>Siren
Ah yes, Makai Whorehouse Orgy 12, a classic.

>> No.36640715

>>36640688
>>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake
So she kills a man is what you're saying.

>> No.36640724

>>36640671
>Bicorn star trek captain
Something tells me ensign anon is going to be stuck doing first contact missions instead of engineering like he signed up for.

>> No.36640729
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>>36640699
Lies and slander.

>> No.36640759

>>36640688
Doesn't even have to be physical harm
>atlach nacha starts to bully and verbally abuse anon
>poor anon just had a long day at work and is stressed out
>he starts to cry
>nacha feels like garbage and gets him a huge tub of demon realm ice cream

>> No.36640769
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>> No.36640796
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36640796

fairy cleric knows what's best for you

>> No.36640797

>>36640759
>nacha tries to bully a man
>he just agrees with everything she says he is like she's saying obvious facts
Can't get bullied if you hate yourself.

>> No.36640814

>>36640797
>nacha keeps trying insults to get one that sticks
>keep accepting them and confirming them
>she gets so mad she cant say anything
>lean in and tell her "you're not really good at this are you?"
bully nachos

>> No.36640815

>>36640759
>cheshire pranks anon too hard
>he just lays on the floor, unresponsive
>a bogey shows up and just scowls at her till she stops trying to laugh it off

>> No.36640817

>>36640796
I welcome death like an old friend

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>>36640815
>another anon rescued from evil by the beautiful bogey
truly best girl

>> No.36640842

>>36640826
>cheshire is still "crashing" on anon's couch
>no one has the heart to tell her to leave nor does she want to
at least bogey will have plenty to comfort him over

>> No.36640861

>>36640842
and a babysitter for all the little bogeys

>> No.36640981

>doc are you saying that this automaton is nuclear powered!?

>> No.36641003

>>36640981
>no are you fucking retarded how would you fuck a nuclear automaton holy shit

>> No.36641015

>>36641003
>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it

>> No.36641019

>>36640981
>no, anon, I said it's "atomic powered"
>as in "powered by your atom-sized dick"

>> No.36641088

>>36641015
>>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1632194620415.webm

>> No.36641091
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36641091

Where do I get big buff zombie gals?

>> No.36641134
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36641134

What kind of monster would Al Bundy be married to?

>> No.36641138

as she tries to blend into human society she thinks to herself
“I’ll drink water. Humans drink water.”

>> No.36641145
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36641145

>>36641091
the big and buff crypts

>> No.36641150

>>36640729
I mean

I like bicorns, but I don't think they'd take offense to the degeneracy comment, they probably wear that as a badge of honor.

>> No.36641153

>>36641134
peg would make a good Succ

>> No.36641155

>>36641134
Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.36641170

>>36640981
>>36641015
>It lengthens, hardens, girthens, strengthens, satisfies and fully pleasures your crotch!

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36641184

>>36641170

>> No.36641200
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36641200

Kots > tricksy foxes

>> No.36641218

>>36641200
Shoo, MMOfag

>> No.36641219
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36641219

>>36631198

>> No.36641226

>>36640380
shady soothsayer is one of my favorite aesthetics

>> No.36641227
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>>36641200
Can kots do this?

>> No.36641232
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>> No.36641235
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>>36641218
this is a monster girl thread, and I am posting monster girls

>> No.36641244

>>36641200
what did she mean by this?

>> No.36641252

>>36641235
Post monster girls from a game that isn't shit then.

>> No.36641259

>>36641235
the first picture was very pretty

>> No.36641274

>>36641227
boooo, get new material

>> No.36641283

>>36641232
Hey Boomer saved that Baphomet.

>> No.36641287
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36641287

I wanna kick a beach oni's sand castle

>> No.36641314

>>36641287
Ok?

>> No.36641326

>>36641287
kick over an oni's sand castle, and she'll kick over your house

>> No.36641338

>>36641326
i thought that was the big bad wolfs thing

>> No.36641344

>>36636173
>two of greenworm anon's top 5

>> No.36641346

>>36641252
nou

>> No.36641360

>>36641287
>kick over oni's sand castle
>she starts bawling and runs away
>your position as king of the beach reasserted, you continue on your patrol of your territory
>"That's him, big sis!"
>turn around
>already large oni is accompanies by an even larger oni
>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
Quick! Think of a lie to keep you from being buried up to your neck and sand and left for the mermaids at high tide!

>> No.36641376

>>36641360
Nah fuck that back is against the wall I have to double down at this point.

>> No.36641377

>>36641360
t-that's how they propose back h-home?

>> No.36641394

>>36641377
>"really? what region"
>uh, upstate monster york
>"really? because I'm from ushi-ca and I've never seen someone propose like that"
>oh no, not in ushi-ka, it's an alp-any gesture

>> No.36641396
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36641396

>>36641252
I've already done plenty of nelf+draenei posting in threads past

>> No.36641399

>>36641360
>>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
yes, and she better help me build a better one

>> No.36641403

>>36641360
I tripped!
My twin lives here too, he must have done it!
There was a poisonous snake in the castle!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

>> No.36641407

>>36641360
if any seamaiden is going to take me i hope it's a faceful of flowkelp after she is thrown bodily at me

>> No.36641410

>>36641360
don't you know sandcastles atreact SANDWORMS? they are basically health hazards really

>> No.36641414

>>36641360
Your idiot sister obviously didn't see the fairy with the poisonous needle hiding in there.

>> No.36641416

>>36641376
>"Yeah, and?"
>cut to Anon being amazon pressed in the muscle beach section

>> No.36641428

>>36641360
so-sorry, I don't know how to act around cute girls...

>> No.36641468
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36641468

Trust friendly foxes.

>> No.36641519

>>36641428
>>36641399
>>36641377
You help your new, blushing oni friend rebuild her castle under the watchful eye of her sister. When you've finished your truly spectacular sandcastle, she shyly asks if you want to go for drinks at the beach bar. Her sisters face makes it clear that you are not permitted to turn the offer down.
If your post ends in an even number, you have a merry time over drinks. You go back to her families beach house and share a passionate moment in the tropical summer night.
If your post ends in an odd number, the "shy" oni pounds several cocktails in quick succession and quickly loses all her inhibitions. And her bikini. She uses your mouth for a shot glass before throwing you onto the bar and raping you senseless in front of the jeering crowd. Don't be too sour about it, she'll be cuddly and shy in the morning again. And eager to make it up to you.

>> No.36641541

>>36641519
I'm rolling, but either way, I'm kicking the new sandcastle down like the old one

>> No.36641573

>>36641519
>two of the replies are mine (top and bottom)
>one is even other is odd
guess I'm rolling it out, I'm happy with either result, but what about the sister? does she just watch?

>> No.36641579

>>36641573
buddy, you and I are going into the long war in that bar, we are in this together, like in nam, we are going to put on a show and you are going to like it

>> No.36641598

>>36641579
couldn't ask for a better way to go, my friend.

>> No.36641611

>>36641598
>>36641579
gay

>> No.36641729 [DELETED] 

7 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s

>> No.36641738
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36641738

>>36641252
No

>> No.36641791

>but what about the sister? does she just watch?
May as well roll for it.
If odd >>36641573 gets the big sister and >>36641579 the little sister
If even >>36641579 gets little sister and >>36641573 the big sister

>> No.36641800
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36641800

i wish more artists went hard on fancy bras

>> No.36641806

>>36639858
>Fear me, foolish morta-
>Woah! A Vampire! Can I see your fangs?!

>> No.36641965
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36641965

How do I catch the trash bandit that steals my balled up cum tissues so I can give her a fresh taste?

>> No.36641978

>>36641791
>big sister
I'm satisfied with this result

>> No.36642132

>>36641965
there are many ways to catch a cum thief, you can make a line of tissues (somewhat affixed) leading into your home, you can not take out the trash and leave your window open while waiting for her, you could hide in your filth or in one big bag that seems to contain your tissues and have her take you to her home or you could make a trap using a cum bucket, she will be too dazed and in ecstasy to escape

>> No.36642190

>>36641978
>>36641791
that roll is fucking rigged, roll again, but fix it this time

>> No.36642201

>>36642190
the sisters were rigged from the start, boyo

>> No.36642218
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36642218

I could go for some fresh yak milk right now.

>> No.36642252

>>36641800
that's a lot of layers

>> No.36642259

>>36641800
I thought it was a tiny Owl girl from the thumbnail.

>> No.36642266

>>36642218
I get so lightheaded up there

>> No.36642292

>>36641800
proper support is important

>> No.36642476

>>36640724
ST Bicorn
Motto: To boldly go where every man has gone before.
>gets to Kirk-style fuck&dump a lot of Green-slimes, Green-Onis, Froggers, and Alraunes

>> No.36642486

>>36641153
No, Peg was a "ubus", that's a Succubus, but without any Succ... [boom-tish]

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36642567

How do I make a proud amazon warrior into a stay at home mom?

>> No.36642583

>>36642567
you dont

>> No.36642944

So is succubus/demon summoning in modern day MGE just speed dating?

>> No.36642977

>>36639833
Tiny picture on one of the banners above.

>> No.36643050

>>36642567
Why not become a stay at home dad?
>>36642944
Yes, unless you're summoning a Demon for marriage counseling or it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.

>> No.36643096

>>36643050
>summoning a Demon for marriage counseling
>"Have you considered making your wife into a succubus?"

>> No.36643183

>>36643050
>it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.
I want a salamander to try "miss. succs dating advice summoning" because she keeps scaring away all her potential future husbands by trying to fight them out of the blue.

>> No.36643248
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36643248

We're all outta normal foxes, sorry. Having to resort to our cache of obscure JRPG bosses.

>> No.36643288

>>36643248
Talk about stiletto heels...

>> No.36643302

>>36643183
The key is to teach her small talk so she can tell whether her potential boyfriend would ever spar or not.

>> No.36643321

>>36643302
>"So... you like fighting?"
>"Well I like fighting games"
>"Good enough"

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>> No.36643524

>>36643329
We need to get gremlins to make fisting-safe automatons!

>> No.36643546
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36643546

>>36643248
>this will be your automaton for today

>> No.36643973

monsters love men in full plate, so fight nude instead, you will surely scare them away

>> No.36643996

>>36643973
those poor mech pilots...

>> No.36644252

>>36643973
Gonna max dex and fight naked, those monsters will never catch me!
And just to rub salt in the wound I'll oil myself up.

>> No.36644423
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Dead hours.

>> No.36644425

>>36643996
doomed to be gremlin bait or have their OS become a little to clingy

>> No.36644513

>>36644423
miss lich was not prepared for the horrors of the online world

>> No.36644535

>>36644423
>>36644513
at least it wasn't handholding while in the missionary postion

>> No.36644583
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She has used the crowbar exactly once and it was on an oni from a rival gang who asked if her panties matched her socks.

They do.

>> No.36644613

>>36644583
Why is she dressed like that at her age? Her considerable, considerable age?

>> No.36644629

>>36644613
I'm wondering that too. I think that its frommaghhgkl,.

>> No.36644804
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Fairies are...

>> No.36644826

>>36644804
BAKABAKABAKA

>> No.36644868

>>36644804
in groups of nine

>> No.36645071
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>"You will never, NEVER have our men and boys! For we shall never surrender!"

>> No.36645134

>>36643546
>>36644425
do mechs count as automatons or living armour?

>> No.36645165

>>36644804
Breedable baka

>> No.36645190

>>36645134
why not both?

>> No.36645202

>>36645071
Its the prudes who you really wanna look out for after monsterization. Or even just subtle corruption.

>> No.36645239

>>36645202
Do not respond to warhammerfag.

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>>36644804
Coolest.

>> No.36645258

>>36645134
>tfw swn drain you dry to improve performance by reducing "stress"

>> No.36645292

>>36645239
Can't he at least shit up his own thread?

>> No.36645308

>>36645258
>what she counts as "stress" is a bit vague
>enjoying flying around? stress
>missed that last shot at the range? stress
>just got up in the morning? stress

>> No.36645342

>>36645239
Okay. I still like the idea of prudish humans turning into pelvis breaking succs.

>> No.36645361

>>36645308
>whenever she does the draining, she plays a little jingle beffor and after it
>That jinlg e got stuck in your head to the point that just hearing a bit makes you hard
>She tends to use it a lot for other things as well
>Getting hard is a sign of stress

>> No.36645462

how would you have babies with your mech wife?

>> No.36645504

>>36645462
pant and sweat as I thrust through her corridors

>> No.36645536

>>36645504
I'd imagine she would make a body at a height you can still safely fuck her, at around 8 ft at its smallest

>> No.36645565

>>36645308
>You hit your foot on the leg of the table
>You let out a small gasp followed by a swear by instinct more than by pain or discomfort
>Her neck almost audibly snaps when she turns to look at you
>Her eyes flare up
>A laser pointer is aimed at you
<Stress levels: abnormally high>
<Engage emergency protocols>

>> No.36645577

>>36645462
enough for an ms team

>> No.36645612

>gremlin sits down to her computer
>boots up
>waits till the passwords unlock the whole plethora of safety
>picks "dontopen" from grub
>another set of passwords
>obscure release of Mamonux boots up
>opens WendiVPN and connects to a proxy server in monberia
>launches kiki.exe to instantly delete all the temporary data
>opens up the console to download the video from the website without a browser
>"ultrafuckedupfetishporn.keb"
>she watches in eager anticipation as the ascii signs show progress on the download
>after all the years of no bf, and shlicking, only the most hardcore stuff can get her off
>"Nerdy boy and his werewolf wife make babies in missionary position, while holding hands"

>> No.36645701

>>36645462
Enough to start a clan invasion

>> No.36645858

>>36645612
I think I could make an entire porn career just by explaining tech to old monsters with the most sultry voice I can muster

>> No.36645866
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>> No.36645886

>>36645866
gonna grab and headpat her then brutally dominate her

>> No.36645889

>>36645612
WendiVPN, where privacy meats security!

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>> No.36646217

You are already raped

>> No.36646250

>>36641252
but people post the mge game all the time

>> No.36646260
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What would it be like trying to stalk the little squirrel girls in the forest? They are very cute and fun to watch.

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The rape doesn't exist in MGE, only forced love.

>> No.36646303

>>36646260
You cannot stalk a squirrel. If you think you are, it's only because she's letting you watch her.

>> No.36646361

>>36646302
>>36646302
that sucks, I want to be brutally raped without remorse

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>>36646302
>live peaceful life on the outskirts of monster territory
>get accosted by human marauders
i sure hope no tanuki are filming this

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>>36646384
Oh no

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>>36646403

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skwerl

>> No.36646476
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>>36646431

>> No.36646512

>>36645361
>>36645565
is there no escape for poor anon?

>> No.36646548

>>36645612
>>launches kiki.exe to instantly delete all the temporary data
oh so THAT'S what it does

>> No.36646563

>>36646384
>>36646403
>>36646431
>>36646476
wholesome and cute

>> No.36646588

>>36646512
only in battle

>> No.36646597

>>36645071
She looks like she would make a good werewolf.

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>>36646446
Nut

>> No.36646615

>>36646563
oneshot unfortunately

>> No.36646641

>>36646598
those cans of peanuts are mine goddammit, do you know hard it its to find coconut cream coated ones in this country?

>> No.36646674

>>36646588
battle sounds like a high stress situation

>> No.36646678

slimes

>> No.36646690

>>36646678
i agree

>> No.36646719

>>36646674
I meant night battles

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>>36631198

>> No.36646794
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Do you think foxes lose stuff in their mofu?

>> No.36646828

Anon it's time to sin

>> No.36646835

>>36646794
What a slut, eagerly accepting all those men into her tails.

>> No.36646855

>>36646828
I see that dick, m8. do you want to go on vacation

>> No.36646874

>>36646855
Didn't see it but I caught it and deleted

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>>36646874
She'll let you off with a warning this time, citizen.

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>>36646794
Maybe.

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Sleepy

>> No.36647253

>>36647173
>Greenworm didn't clear her plate
It's a trap!

>> No.36647273

>> No.36647277

I wanna fist centaur pussy and ass everyday.
I wanna eat centaur pussy and ass everyday.
I wanna breed centaur pussy and ass everyday.

My arm, my face, and my dick will all reek of centaur pussy and ass everyday.

>> No.36647297

>>36647277
Front pussy or back pussy?

>> No.36647311

>>36647297
Yes.

>> No.36647326 [SPOILER] 

>>36647297
Both.

>> No.36647467

>> No.36647520

>> No.36647529

>>36647520
Ah, all fine here

>> No.36647534

>>36647520
only if I can get lots of milk

>> No.36647546

>>36647253
There's no trick. Lay down next to the worm. She'll make you a cocoon blanket. It'll be comfy.

>> No.36647568

>> No.36647643

>>36643546
Ngl, still going to fist her.

>> No.36647657

>> No.36647662

I think that my mail order gazer gf is weird

>> No.36647674

>>36647520
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's mouth, Miss Shoggoth?
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's pussy and ass?

If the answer is very well, then I am indeed in need of your services, especially those relating to vaginal, anal, and oral sex, face-licking, and making-out.
In return for your services, I'll offer you my home to live in and my body to violate whenever the urge arises (within reason of course). And don't worry, I have absolutely no limits on any kinks you may have. You can go as hard as you like for as long as you like. And of course, I'll also take plenty of time to pleasure you too if you so wish, in whichever manner you desire.

>> No.36647705

>>36647674
cringe

>> No.36647717

>>36647705
Yes. And?

>> No.36647744

>>36647657
She's hot tonight

>> No.36647750

>>36647568
Is she drinking champagne? What's the occasion?

>> No.36647761

>>36647750
Futanari night tonight.
Need to get you drunk, so you're more accepting and so it doesn't hurt the bum as badly as last time.

>> No.36647765

>>36647717
don't

>> No.36647772

>>36647765
No. I will go full cringe whenever I like.

>> No.36647826

Pic a bit unrelated though I really wanted to know if there is something similar like a monster girl doujin or story written like that, with them tricking the guy and stripping him off and then blackmailing him into doing what they want.

>> No.36647832

>>36647772
You're making tiny Cheshires cry.

>> No.36647854

>>36647832
their tears make good lube

>> No.36647878

>>36646828
>time to sin

>> No.36647916

>>36646828

>> No.36647930

>>36647916
my rhyming autism is acting up when I see it doesn't end in rapey

>> No.36647957

>>36646828
>>36647878
>>36647916
Stop sinning

>> No.36647960

>>36646828
I refuse.

>> No.36647967

>>36647957
make me

>> No.36647983

>>36647750
Your 1st anniversary as her secretary/slave/husband. She's prepping herself for the assault on her beans.

>> No.36648000

>>36647983
Big friendly jackal

>> No.36648040

>>36648000

>> No.36648055

>>36647983
I'm glad she got the yellow duct tape off her face

>> No.36648056

>> No.36648104

>>36648056
Very dreamy landscape here.

>> No.36648114

>> No.36648175

>>36647761
yes please

>> No.36648179

>> No.36648188

>>36648179
I like her big hands

>> No.36648207

>>36648188
Hands you say?

>> No.36648213

>>36648207
perfect for headpats

>> No.36648225

>> No.36648240

>>36648225
hajime no bunyip

>> No.36648257

>>36648225
I wouldn't mind getting dempsey rolled by her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.36648262

>>36648225
Is she filling in for Roger Jr. in the new Tekken?

>> No.36648271

Nun with Hips of Wide

>> No.36648334

>>36648271
nuns?

>> No.36648340

>>36648271
Source?

>> No.36648366

>> No.36648380

>>36648340
Bro no, it's just isekai and she is just trying to sell them holy water. And she only appears for a single chapter.
https://manga4life.com/manga/The-Reincarnated-Inferior-Magic-Swordsman

>> No.36648397

Cum in nun
Penetrate a saint's taint

>> No.36648403

>>36648380
>goddess literally gives him a login bonus for his first prayer

>> No.36648420 [SPOILER] 

>>36648403
Oh no
>>36648397
Do you want to turn all followers into succubi?

>> No.36648436

>>36648420
>Implying they aren't already succubi

>> No.36648479

>>36648397
OK.

>> No.36648486

>>36648397
my life goal

>> No.36648520

You'll never escape.

>> No.36648526

>>36648520
why would I want to?
>free room and board
>she cooks for me
>don't have to work
all I have to do is let her play with my body every night

>> No.36648528

>>36648520
AIEEEEEEEE

>> No.36648549

>>36648526
No, anon! You're a man! You have aspirations, dreams, your independence! You don't want some fox hussy to defile your body just so you have somewhere to sleep at night. I know you're better than that!

>> No.36648570

>>36648549
I only dream of having an sugar mama and being her boytoy

>> No.36648589

>>36648549
Try me.

>> No.36648604

>>36648549
don't kinkshame me

>> No.36648719

>> No.36648779

>>36648520
Such a horrible end, cursed for all eternity to molest mofu and fry her tofu.

>> No.36648869

>>36647957
I see nipple

>> No.36648900

>> No.36648936

>awawawawawa

>> No.36648997

Giddyup

>> No.36649033

Impregnate vampires.

>> No.36649086

>>36648997
Why is she wearing ear-pro that don't go anywhere near her ears?
Bone conduction?

>> No.36649105

>>36649086
Maybe she has two pairs of ears.

>> No.36649181

>>36637047
No, that's a fatfag cope

>> No.36649189

>> No.36649276

>> No.36649291

>>36649276
The vamp's got that big 80's hair going on.

>> No.36649293

>>36648719
Meanwhile on Mon-chan/husbandos/, the regular shitposting happens:
>Poll: Hotneet who has saved up his mana on no-fap, or hotneet who is practicing mana-spraying five times a day?
>idk, i fount all massshtahs cumjars cleaning under his bed and some of them must have fermented
>does anybody have any tips when your anon has cum in your mofu and its all matted not fluffy?
>horny oni seeks thicc manlet
>if my anon actually tries to cooperate when I raep him, should I roleplay as shy or just raep him harder?
>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?

>> No.36649338

>>36649291
she thinks its the lastest fashion trend

>> No.36649348

>>36649293
>>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
Obvious bait that would still result in a fuckton of angry (You)s for that poster.

>> No.36649350

>>36649338
If she hosts a TV show about spooky stories it could work.

>> No.36649354

>>36649293
>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?

>> No.36649385

>>36649086
Maybe. The strap across her nose to hold them on suggests that there isnt ear-lumps underneath to hold them from slipping off the side of her head.
I'm more interested in the lightweight saddle. If she's looking for a rider, who will also ride her ofc.

>> No.36649431

>>36649348
>>36649354
Yet we have anons this side of the portal still typing "I cant decide if I want an XX or a YY or maybe a ZZ" or wanting to be toyboy to a stream of Hagfus.
>Happy waifu, happy laifu

>> No.36649455

>>36649293
>>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
>multiple (yous) of 'Bicorn hands typed this'

>> No.36649472

>>36649291
Yes, but for her it was in the 1580s

>> No.36649477

Evil foxes.

>> No.36649492

Should I fuck a tritonia from the front or the back?

>> No.36649500

>>36644804
>>36645246
icecream dispensers

>> No.36649503

>>36649293
another good one
>all undead are gay because dying is gay, change my mind

>> No.36649532

>>36649492
Like this.
http://imgbox.com/NSKFZSO8

>> No.36649562

Is there a more shameful defeat for a monster girl than being defeated and knocked up by a human?

>> No.36649567

>>36649532
LEWD
LEWDLEWDLEWDLEWD
christ, anon, you can't just link shit like that with no warning

>> No.36649581

>>36649503
>You take that back!

>> No.36649600

>>36649581
She looks like she needs to hug her girlfriend to calm down.

>> No.36649618

>>36649562
Being defeated and not getting knocked up.

>> No.36649664

>>36649503
Followed by
>btw Im an alp

>> No.36649702

>>36649503
But I wanted to die...

>> No.36649705

>>36649581
>>36649664
And the cherry on top
>every undead eats cunt, that's why you find a lot of them on /fit/

>> No.36649707

>>36649562
>worse defeat?
When he pulls out and moneyshots on the floor for the maid to 'clean' up

>> No.36649715

>>36649702
sorry, I can't understand alps

>> No.36649730

>>36649702

>> No.36649740

>>36649715
Nah life sucks dicks. That is prety gay.

>> No.36649748

Orcs are made for ____

>> No.36649754

>>36649740
as I said, I can't understand alps. All I hear is gibberish

>> No.36649795

>>36649748
big hugs

>> No.36649798

Amogus

>> No.36649825 [SPOILER] 

>>36649798
Fuck you

>> No.36649845

>>36649293
>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
not even possible

>> No.36649971

she knows

>> No.36649985

Masoturtle needs love

>> No.36649992

>> No.36650034

>>36649971
But I don't

>> No.36650045

>> No.36650055

>>36649431
>wanting to be toyboy to a stream of Hagfus.
nothing wrong with that, a human man having more than one monster wife is the logical conclusion due to the population imbalance AND hags are the best

>> No.36650086

>>36649431
if they want to come stop me they can, otherwise i'm going to keep flirting with different monsters

>> No.36650136

>>36650045
this is the weirdest cow I have seen yet

>> No.36650157

>>36649971
No she doesn't. There's no way. She doesn't know a thing about what oWo succ did in lebanon in '94

>> No.36650193

>>36649971
oh no, now everyone knows about my breast milk fetish. no wonder monsters keep giving suspiciously warm jars of milk

>> No.36650220

>>36649293
>>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
Do twins anons count as 2 for the price of one like monster twins?

>> No.36650258

>>36650220
only if siamese

>> No.36650294

>>36649971
that I run a cuddle hustling business?

>> No.36650320

>>36650258
does it count if they are separated afterwards? or does it count if they are joined after the fact

>> No.36650322

>>36650294
Anon you whore

>> No.36650347

>>36650322
Why, yes. I do also offer happy endings to my clients as well but I prefer the moniker, "bed warmer" better

>> No.36650352

>>36650320
if they are separated later you'd have to pick one, since their spirit energy would have a different "id" so to speak

>> No.36650365

>>36631198

>> No.36650376

>>36650258
Siamese twin brothers separation is very high priority in monster-ran hospitals.

>> No.36650381

>>36649971
oh nooo, my perfect rep as a pure man will be ruined, how could she know. I even changed my appearance when I worked

>> No.36650404

>>36650365
black lips do something to me

>> No.36650567

>>36650376
I'd imagine so, it's like a bug on the demon lord's marriage system

>> No.36650622

>>36650404
This guy makes delicious lips

>> No.36650713

Dragons

>> No.36650731

>>36650713

>> No.36650755

>>36631198

>> No.36650763

>>36650755
this spider has more than just fluff

>> No.36650765

>>36649971
Well yeah she knows, that fucking squirrel is one of my best customers! She loves it when I fluff her tail and pamper her while we watch TV for a couple of hours.

>> No.36650824

>>36649798

>> No.36650843

>he says he can beat you in Mon Fighter 5

>> No.36650860

>>36650713
are meant to be bred

>> No.36650869

>>36650860
What's maiq saying?

>> No.36650878

>>36650824
and with that every anubis was forever banished from the desert kingdom for being "cringe"

>> No.36650888

>>36650878
purple sus

>> No.36650894

>>36650888
>those digits
grape sneks are cringe, keks wills it

>> No.36650896

>Baphomet who doesn't look or sound a day older than 10 but dresses like an oiran and ara aras a lot with her loli voice

>> No.36650900

>>36650294
>cuddle hustling business
Your client is standing on a snowy street corner wearing only a tshirt and scarf, she looks like she needs help

>> No.36650902

>>36650888
It is decreed.

>> No.36650920

>>36650888
Purple cats are pretty sussy truuuu

>> No.36650935

>>36650900
Yetis advertising their willingness to cuddle on their shirts!

>> No.36650937

>>36649189
>Still no Nacha stories
It's a mood

>> No.36650981

>>36650935
Nuki-san makes massive profits in Winterstown selling these shirts to Yetis

>> No.36650987

>>36650937
It's reverse bullying for them being bitchy

>> No.36651008 [SPOILER] 

Hope your ready for your daily dose anon

>> No.36651062

>>36651008
please i've already had more than enough of my shog medicine i dont need any more please

>> No.36651067

>>36651008
uhh, I ain't takin no jabs

>> No.36651074

>>36650878
Who the fuck let a Cheshire become the Grand Vizer?

>> No.36651112

>>36651067
take your shogvax anon, you know the kikivirus is going around

>> No.36651125

>>36651112
I can handle a little virus, I am young and fit

>> No.36651163

>>36651125
>That anon right there officer!

>> No.36651179

>>36651062
most of you is already made of her any way anon, what's one shog shot?

>> No.36651189

>>36651179
What part of me isnt shoggerized? Is my brain my own at least?

>> No.36651234

>>36651189
there's probably a few errant cells floating around

>> No.36651236

>>36651163
wat she gonna do, nag me?

>> No.36651278

Flatwoods Owl Mage.

>> No.36651285

>>36651234
That's it?!?

>> No.36651297

>>36651285
(You) haven't been (You) for a long time anon

>> No.36651301

>>36651008
I don't know the long-term effects of shog shots so I'm going to not take it.

>> No.36651305

>>36651008
no, my kiki spit and pussy covering shall protect me

>> No.36651315

>>36651297
But I thought shoggy loved me for me...

>> No.36651324

>>36651008
I refuse to get shogged, you'll never make an incubus out of me

>> No.36651336

>>36651315
well they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

>> No.36651359

>>36651315
she loves (You) for (You) and whatever may (You) ever become.

>> No.36651444

This is why you just get a Kiki instead

>> No.36651453

>>36651444
I agree, kiki is better

>> No.36651460

>>36651453
>>36651444
desperate kiki hands typed this

>> No.36651464

Which monsters will kindly rape me?

>> No.36651467

>>36651464
White Knights like Jinkos

>> No.36651469

>>36651464
Horny Bogey

>> No.36651486

>>36651464
most of them if you ask kindly (at least the beginning of the rape), exceptions being aggressive ones like hellhounds and amazons or the ones mad with pleasure like raijus or a wet hinezumi

>> No.36651496

>>36651464
Will-o-Wisps. They will kindly rape (You) in densely populated areas to show off what a great person you are!

>> No.36651509

>>36651464
your personal sex ed teacher

>> No.36651543

>>36651509
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I LOVE HAKUTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUS INLOVE KAHUKATUS I LUV HAGTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUD I LOVE HAKUS TAKUS IMAGINE DRINKING HAKUTAKU MILK AAAAAA FUCK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

>> No.36651547

>>36651486
>exceptions being aggressive ones like hellhounds and amazons
Even Hellhound can be nice about it. I'd take my chances with an Amazon and let her know that she's the boss and butter her up saying how womanly her strength is and how sexy her muscles are.

>> No.36651560

>>36651547
since anon said rape I was assuming he meant the marriage sex/first time, it's not that I fully disagree with you is just that with those species it is far more unlikely

>> No.36651564

>>36651464
Depends on their individual personality, you could come across a very aggressive green worm if she is hungry.

>> No.36651581

>>36651564
yes, anon, but he's speaking in a general sense, be a little more racist please.

>> No.36651609

>>36651464
an alp becaues you got to rape them instead

>> No.36651683

>>36651315
You were lied to, anon. She's after your personality

>> No.36651738

>>36651464

>> No.36651830

>>36651683
a cruel fate

>> No.36651876

>>36651683
im sad now

>> No.36651892

>>36650136
>farmer anon keeps coming back to his barn and finding new cows each day
it's starting to get a bit suspicious

>> No.36651942

>There goes anon again, screaming about how there are Cheshires in the walls.
>when do you think he will realize that Cheshires don’t exist?

>> No.36651945

>>36651892
>first week, it was just elves
>then, it was succs
>after that the dragons came
>He even has some robotic cows
>He doesn't notice and treats them any old holst he has

>> No.36651951

>>36651892
>farmer anon loves his cows
>sometimes they feel...off
>however everytime he takes a closer look, they give off a cute moo
>if they moo they're clearly cows so anon always leaves satisfied
>his only real holst can only look on nervously as her "cow" sisters try to outsmart the others in claiming farmer anon

>> No.36651964

>>36651581
I spend 90% of my time being racist anon, Mamano are the one aspect of my life that I am not racist.

>> No.36652056

>>>/h/6388609

>> No.36652091

>>36651951
>once, he felt scared so he prayed for protection
>He did get protection in the form of an angel but, he couldn't see the angel as anything but a holy cow given to him by god
>That same angel is the one making sure that all the other monsters plans to rape farmer anon fails

>> No.36652118

>>36649707
1 fluffy tail plz

>> No.36652156

>>36652091
>holy cow dresses up and plays the part of a cow in order to soothe anon
>he gives her extra treats cause she's holy
>she gives him a majestic moo in thanks
>other cows can only seethe at the newcomer

>> No.36652177

>>36652118
9*

>> No.36652207

>>36641244
She's showing her magic tattoos. There are quite a few

>> No.36652214

>>36652156
Houris are cute.

>> No.36652295

>>36631198

>> No.36652301

>>36652295
>think cow is trying to do a meme pose
>her boobs are just too heavy with milk

>> No.36652306

>>36652295
A-AIEEEE

>> No.36652337

>>36652295
the prey is now predator

>> No.36652370

fear the frosthounds, for they will steal your blankets and make you cuddle them for warmth

>> No.36652384

Gonna turn a big strong heckhound into a scared little puppy by turning on a vaccum cleaner.

>> No.36652392

>biweekly bicorn

>> No.36652415

Remember, to show monsters who boss. Drink an entire jug of holy water right in front of them

>> No.36652446

>>36652384
you can catch more with honey than with vinegar

>> No.36652452

>>36652384
You could also lock her inside while you cook BBQ outdoors.

>> No.36652457

>>36652452
thats how you get a new door

>> No.36652462

>>36652457
No I call my Ushi neighbor over for that.

>> No.36652465

>>36652446
astrea is one of my favorite bakas

>> No.36652485

>>36652156
>holy cow being the newest arrival gets all the attention of farmer anon
>no matter what the other girls try to do they are all overshined by the divine bovine
>the girls all agree that they need to pull up their forbidden weapon in order to make anon not pay so much attention to her
>the ultimate plan of mass destruction
>when farmer anon arrives to the barn that day he finds it unusually empty
>most girls are nowhere to be seen, only the holy cow and a few strugglers left to watch her remain
>anon immediately gets worried, and goes off trying to find his lost herd
>holy cow tries to calm him down, tell him not to worry
>but he sets off either way, ignoring what she tries to say
>as he searches for where the girls may be he hears a low moo in the distance
>hurrying up to where the sound came from he finds his herd walking towards him
>they are all unusually orderly and they are bringing something with them
>or better said, someone
>and old cow
>one so grey and wrinkled that she is having trouble walking even using a cane and half a herd of girls helping her out each step of the way
>farmer anon is so shocked that only one word can leave his lips
>Nana

>> No.36652580

How do I get those damn monkeys to stop eating my bananas, I'm suffering from potassium deficiency

>> No.36652626

>>36652295
Well, I think this cow needs to be bred.
Why else would she e making that pose?

>> No.36652638

>>36652485
I will worship the oldcow so I may harvest her hag milk

>> No.36652642

What in your opinion is the most neckbeard mg?

>> No.36652655

>>36652465
Y tho?

>> No.36652676

>>36652642
Manticores have some serious neck fur.

>> No.36652733

>>36652655
she cute, makes cute faces, does cute things and has large breasts

>> No.36652796

>>36652655
Titties probably

>> No.36652799

New ShoggothM art. More loli banshee this time it seems.

>> No.36652819

>>36652799
Well that's kind of sad

>> No.36652899

>>36652799
i like streaky mascara but i don't like sad girls. it conflicts me

>> No.36652923

>>36652638
only cheese comes out

>> No.36652926

>>36652923
even better

>> No.36652943

>>36652580
Just eat some beans instead

>> No.36652947

>>36652799
why is she sad? it makes me want to hug her

>> No.36652951

>>36652947
its a trap to get your seed

>> No.36652964

Any time I leave a comment on youtube, within 24 hours it gets a singular like, and never another. It's happened like 20 times in a row now.

SHOW YOURSELF DAMN YOU

>> No.36652979

>>36652964
Sus

>> No.36652984

>>36652951
she can get a little seed, might help her grow up and fatten up a bit

>> No.36652995

>>36652979

You may think this is a game. But if/when I disappear, you could be next.

>> No.36653031

>>36652799
Urge to protect and fuck

>> No.36653123

>>36652799
How adorable

>> No.36653224

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, make sure to look into Grelia Sabbath affiliated waifus.
They'll keep you in good shape, know proper dietary needs, and love nurseplay.

>> No.36653288

>>36653224
What if I intentionally hurt myself so I can be babied and taken care of?

>> No.36653293

>> No.36653299

>>36653293
those are some big horns

>> No.36653313

>>36653224
no, I don't like the sabbath, I like hag, in fact I LOVE hags!

>> No.36653322

>>36653288
I imagine your wife to be would be very unhappy with you hurting yourself.

>> No.36653362

>>36653224
I really don't care for the current medical industries' image. Still I hear Grelia is very strict about only letting good people into her sabbath. Maybe my faith in the system could be restored.

>> No.36653396

>>36653224
I put my faith in eros

>> No.36653410

>>36652799
>Loli undead
thats a bit dark when you think about it my man

>> No.36653416

I honestly miss pastebin
stories on Ao3 and ff.net make me curious
my cat is curious, but it is also immortal and retarded

>> No.36653431

>>36653410
death comes for us all

>> No.36653447

Reminder to respect tax collector succs! They are just doing their jobs!

>> No.36653552

>>36653447
Sorry, all my money goes to the mofukuza.

>> No.36653565

>>36650824
If I Toss a Stone will she catch it?

>> No.36653635

>>36652415
Your loli-Succ's face when your cum tastes of drinking all that holywater

>> No.36653676

>>36653635
kind of want to rub holy water ice cubes on receptive hellspawn

>> No.36653689

>>36653447
No, I evade all taxes. It is my duty as a dragon fucker

>> No.36653790

Watching hoof cleaning videos on youtube has made me think about what it would be like to start a service for minos, holsts, satyrs, centaurs and any other hoofed monsters

>> No.36653899

>>36652207
>Top right
IS THAT A—

>> No.36653909

>>36653790
What a strange thing to discover on the internets.

>> No.36653916

>>36653909
I think the AI just decided that was what it was going to recommend as the next flavour of the week thing

>> No.36653935

>>36653916
>cleaning your wife the new hot thing
very nice
a clean wife is a happy wife

>> No.36653937

>>36653916
That's what they all say.

>> No.36653978

>>36653916
>>36653790
fool, you feel for the pre-portal propaganda. monsters are currently infiltrating our society in a way to make their arrival more welcomed. THE AUTHOR OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA IS BUT A PAWN. THERE ARE CHESHIRES LIVING IN THE WALLS, I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING. THEY ARE COMING, ANONS, THEY AR

>> No.36653979

>>36653790
You got them too?

>> No.36653983

>>36653978
They're only living in the walls when you aren't there

>> No.36653997

>>36653983
pretty good roomate

>> No.36654000

>>36652799
fluffy sleeves based

>> No.36654002 [SPOILER] 

>>36653978

>> No.36654003

>>36653983
>he hasn't noticed yet
run, run before it's too late. run till your feet get bloodied from the impact against the soil, run till you are breathing fire and sweating your skin off. they already got anon and we know too much.
>>36653978
the poor fool couldn't even spell "fell" anymore...

>> No.36654012

>>36654002
Cats are just deformed monkeys

>> No.36654030

>>36653978
Dude, we've been over this, cheshires dont exist.
Also remember to finish your post before hitting send

>> No.36654045

>>36654002
GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME I CAN STILL HEAR THEIR LAUGHING THEIR MADDENING LAUGHING THEY TURNED MY POOR CAT OLGA INTO ONE OF THEIR KIND I'M SURE SHE DOESN'T MEOW AT THE DOOR WHEN I GET HOME ANYMORE SHE JUST CLIMBS AT THE HIGHEST SURFACE SHE CAN AND STARES DOWN AT ME I CAN SEE HER SMIRKING I CAN THAT SMILE IN HER EYES I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO MY SISTER'S RABBIT I HAVEN'T SEEM IT IN DAYS, I PRAY THAT SHE WAS EATEN RATHER THAN CORRUPTED BY THEIR VICIOUS HANDS. I CAN HEAR THE HEARTS IN THE WALLS I CAN SMELL THEIR DISGUSTING STENCH I CAN FEEL THEIR STARES WHEREVER I GO I HAVE BROUGHT ROPE WITH ME, I HOPE THAT MY NECK SNAPS BEFORE THEY GET ME. FUNNY ISN'T IT, I USED TO HOPE FOR THIS

>> No.36654046

>>36652580
Tell them you'll make something even better if they let you have them, Monsters are weak to Human cuisine.

>> No.36654048

>>36653447
Now you gave me a good idea for Andy's story. He'll now evade taxes from both monsters and the Order too too!
Thanks bro!

>> No.36654128

>>36652295
But her spine will break!

>> No.36654129

WHALE MAMONO WHEN

>> No.36654142

>>36654129
jabberwock gets posted regularly

>> No.36654152 [SPOILER] 

>>36654045

>> No.36654167

>>36654152
these japes are the ones i want more of

>> No.36654176

>>36654152
NONONONONONO IT CAN'T BE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I lost...

>> No.36654178

>>36654152
Truly a scathing counter point. How will anon ever recover

>> No.36654208

>>36654178
i guess you slowly escalate by counterdrawing the both of you happily at your wedding and wait for her post-ironic rebuttal

>> No.36654333

>>36654152
Cheshire in casual wear awakens something in me

>> No.36654381

>>36653979
Yeah, me 3, but I'm a confirmed Centaur-waifu hosspussy guy.
>mfw helping her gloss-paint her rear hooves to dress up to go out to fancy dinners

>> No.36654434

Regular or Neutral State Leader(s) who are not aligned with the Order or the Monstergirls:

>"Everybody knows Local Lords born after 1993 can't govern. All they know is vote, gather they armies, border dispute, abuse political power, and die without heirs."

An older dwarf monstergirl who is a boomer:

>"Everybody knows Dwarves who became monstergirls and born after 1993 can't mine. All they know is Karak, load thrund, buy umgak, fuck they new husbands, drink bugman's ale, and mine DEMON and MONSTER ores!"

A Lescatie Lord in French accent during the pre-Fall of Lescatie and Monstergirl takeover:

>"Everybody knows Peasants born after 1993 can't farm. All they know is Pilgrimage, string they bows, catch the plague, not be faithful enough to Chief God, eat turnip, and revolt."

A Monstergirl Necromancer or vampire monstergirl:

>"Everybody knows undead raised after 1993 can't fight or be efficient. All they know is spook, sneak from they sarcophagus, send shivers down your spine, seldom let you snooze, and make you with a boo."

A monstergirl orc from a past older generation:

>"Everybody knows Orcs who became monstah galz aftah 1993 can't WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! -All dey know is Badlands, fack humie bois, herd dey squigs, loot, be oinkin' pigies, eat snotling, and be useless gitz outside of fackin' humie bois!"

>> No.36654470

>>36654208
>she draws you proposing to her
>you draw yourself carrying her over the threshold in her wedding dress
>she counters by sketching you with your head against her gravid belly listening to your firstborn
>you make a oil painting of the both of you excitedly shopping for baby clothes together
>she etches a bas relief of your family with the next two children
>you make a quilt with 10 of your kittens being little hellraisers and she's got twins on the way
ironically, of course.

>> No.36654587

I’m gonna unionize with all the lilim’s underlings and demands more benefits effectively ruining her plans for world domination

>> No.36654710

firmly grasp the moonbuns

>> No.36654747

https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1440566760478965770

>> No.36654893

>>36654747
The scarf stays on

>> No.36655154

>>36654587
You have been reported to HR for insubordination and have been Union Busted!

>> No.36655170

>>36654587
I hear she turns into a goat.

>> No.36655200

>>36654747
I want to see what kind of girls I would get snowed in with
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>> No.36655206

>>36655200
>Bunyip
>Mantis
>Dark elf
Would the dark elf force me to impregnate the other two or what?

>> No.36655341

>Dom cheshire sets her sight on you
h-haha

>> No.36655394

>>36655200
think I can deal with the corpse and the sheep but the oni might be an issue unless she digs us out

>> No.36655395

>>36655341
Dom memes? How does that even

>> No.36655401

>>36655395
I just want an older sulty bombshell cheshire to tease me.

>> No.36655466

>>36655395
You've reminded me of those boomer BDSM memes me and my pals laughed at, back when I still had a Facebook.
What was even funnier was those 50 year old moms tagging their overweight balding husbands under them.

>> No.36655477

>>36655466
I've never been to Facebook and have no idea what you're referring to, but sure. Like that.

>> No.36655479

Kiki head maid expertly capturing potential broodmothers(elves, rabbits, wolfus, foxes etc) to put in young mastah's breeding room/sex dungeon!

>> No.36655486

>>36655479
>young mastah's breeding room/sex dungeon!
we have one of those?!

>> No.36655491

>>36655486
>You own a mansion
>You have a kiki maid
Of course you have a room designated as a "sex dungeon". Kikimoras are professional after all.

>> No.36655494

>>36655486
It's the laundry room but you flip the switch to turn the lights red

>> No.36655528

>>36655491
>>36655494
I knew telling her I could clean my own room was a bad idea...

>> No.36655542

>>36655494
Then a wall of mamono asses sticking out appears. What a collection! Remember to hydrate regularly!

>> No.36655544

>>36655200
>Scylla, Arch Imp, Werebat
First thing scylla would do is hug us together for the entirety of the inciden with her legs, to stay warm. The Imp would dangle in the air held by a tentacle, and tease me to try to make me snap and have an orgy with them, while I'm trying to start the fire in the chimney. Werebat would just awawa all day till everyone goes to sleep. During the night she'd turn luscious and use the fact that we're all bound to grope me.

>> No.36655556

>>36655491
>anon inherits large mansion and estate from distant relative he and no one in his family has ever heard of
>absolutely huge
>no clue how the maid keeps the place learn
>got lost for a few hours trying to navigate it
>anon now just alternates between his room, bathroom, kitchen and the living room closet to the entrance

>> No.36655564

>>36655556
The maid is magical.

>> No.36655567

>>36655200
BROS HELP

>> No.36655573

>>36655528
got to be careful when doing that anon, she might get the wrong idea

>> No.36655594

>>36655567
No wonder you're snowed it, they keep freezing the doors so you'll stay inside and fuck them.

>> No.36655595

>>36655564
she has to be if she's to stop the dark seething mass beneath the mansion from getting to master

>> No.36655618

>>36655567
Poor slime is frozen and can't move

>> No.36655624

>>36655479
>>36655542
>master anon has to regularly let out all the monsters the maid "acquires"
>bicorn was very disappointed

>> No.36655645

>>36654747
Oh no, I'm trapped in her cuddle cave for days!

>> No.36655656

>>36654747
>>36655645
Does she have snacks?

>> No.36655661

>>36655479
Kiki please.
Not until we knock you up with a brood first

>> No.36655723

>>36655656
Between rounds of cuddlefucking she has ice cream and milkshakes to get you nice and cold for more sex, you'll be diving into her paws for warmth in no time

>> No.36655759

>>36655479
>Anon's kiki was actually an extremely successful monster hunter prior to returning to the maid life.
>She still has some scars and more than a few monsters out there curse her old operating name.
>For you she just likes to play a slightly nicked up, dainty maid with a surprising amount of muscle.
>But sometimes she slips into her old habits when she catches you staring at a girl.
>Wake up one morning to see the THICK salamander you passed in the store bound up and nude in your bed.

>> No.36655882

>>36655479
But I only want to breed her

>> No.36655940

>>36655479
I will tell kiki I only want nuns and maids

>> No.36655985

>>36653410
>Loli undead
>thats a bit dark when you think about it my man
On the contrary, it's a sign that an undead girl managed to have a child. Atleast that's the kind of loli undead I want to fuck

>> No.36656079

>>36655759
>Mamono police knocks on your door every once in a while asking for lost causes
>Your kiki always invites them in, gives them snacks and tells them tea is on the way
>Whoever the police is looking for that week suddenly appears wearing a maid outfit and bringing tea
>Some girls hate it, throwing the tray while swearing, telling the cops to get her out of there
>Some other girls are just a little confused about what is going on and play along
>But there are some special cases in which the girls say they aren't lost, that they now work here
>The maid always keeps her professional smile
>But she loves every second of her pray being displayed and put on the spotlight

>> No.36656221

>>36656079
She always loved keeping trophies, and her catch in a maid outfit is prime amongst them.
Particularly when they're showing a pregnancy

>> No.36656481

>>36651464
Elves

>> No.36656982

>>36655759
Kiki recognizes a desperate CC mamono when she sees one. Even if said CC mamono is putting on a front.

>> No.36657278

>>36656982
>captures a ferocious wyvern
>"The hell are you doing? Im not going to be some mere man's pet!"
>'Oh? Then why do you smell of desperation and pent up need?'

>> No.36657323

>>36657278
>if you didnt want to be a trophy maid then why do you look so cute in a dress?

>> No.36657416

I wonder if it's hard to immigrate to dragonia

>> No.36657519

>>36657416
immigrate and impregnate

>> No.36657539

Imagine that you become a grandad. How it will look?

>> No.36657553

>>36657539
I will start smoking a pipe.

>> No.36657700

>>36657553
tobacco, zipanguerbs or bubble pipe?

>> No.36657729

>>36657700
Whatever kind Popeye uses. Bubbles seem fine.

>> No.36657964

>>36657539
I'd honestly get a handle bar mustache and also bulk up

>> No.36657978

>>36657729
Don't encourage off-topic posts anon

>> No.36657997

>>36657978
Fair enough.

>> No.36658039

>>36657416
Impregnation grants citizenship

>> No.36658053

>>36657416
emigrate

>> No.36658070

>bapho makes entire essay on 4monster extolling the superiority of the sabbath
>falls apart when the first post is just "midge"

>> No.36658071

>>36631198

>> No.36658155

>>36658071
Cultural nerdberd!

>> No.36658408

>>36654747
Artist does one Yeti commission and falls in love with Yetis, many such cases

>> No.36658563

>> No.36658648

>>36658563
Okay?

>> No.36658656

>>36658563
Uh oh?

>> No.36658933

>>36658563
>when the mortal sign

>> No.36658941

Who said only foxes could have big mofu?

>> No.36658960

>>36658933
She needs to practice her handwriting, that's worse than a doctor's

>> No.36658997

>>36658941
No one, my wife has a neckmofu so wide I can put my entire head in.

>> No.36659104

>>36658941
sleepy kiki

>> No.36659181

>>36659104
she just wants somewhere to rest her head and tail for the night

>> No.36659201

>> No.36659202

>>36659181
just this once ill let mofu sleep on me instead of sleeping on mofu

>> No.36659451

>>36659201
What an oddly elaborate getup

>> No.36659453

>>36658960
That looks like elven, japanese languages and street graffiti was mixed together.

>> No.36659467

>>36659451

>> No.36659477

>On vacation in zipangu as a kid
>In boring ass village with no internet and mostly old people
>Meet cute shirohebi my age
>Play with her the whole vacation
>Eventually have to return home
>She asks me if I’ll come back next summer
>Lol no only got this trip cause of parents frequent flyer miles
>She’s about to cry and I don’t want mom yelling at me the whole way home for making a girl cry
>Tell her I’ll come back on my own one day
>Forget about the instant I get home and can watch spongebob again
>25 years later and still no luck with the ladies
>Monster girls reject never telling me why and only ufufuf’ing and telling me I know why
>Human girls tell me they just get a back feeling from me, like watching final destination and driving behind a log truck
>Jerking off late at night trying to find new, weird, oddly specific fetishes that get me off in seconds
>Some shirohebi jerk off instruction video while she threatens to blue fire you if you don’t stroke it fast enough
>Post nut clarity gives me the focus to remember that one shirohebi from that stupid vacation
>Text mom if she remembers the name of that place but like fuck all she does
>Eventually realize just how fucking stupid that would be
>Thinking the same shirohebi is still in the boring ass village and even if she was would remember me
>Go to bed laughing at how stupid that idea is
>Eventually meet bicorn who says she likes to live dangerously, despite living probably the cushiest comfy life that’d put a yeti to shame
>She teases me over losing my virginity to a bicorn
>I tease her for being a bicorn and still a virgin cause I stuck it in her ass
>I laugh
>She laughs
>That white snake I just notice in the window seethes

>> No.36659509

>>36659453
Haha. Imagine if she got angry at you and punished you with forced anal with those FAT asscheeks by tail-locking (You).

>> No.36659536

>how to find boy
>where to find boy
>best way to stalk boy
>night vision goggles
>rope
>soft rope
>how much venom should i use
>can you overdose on manticore venom
>do boys secretly like being raped
>how to work up the courage to take a boy
>inspirational music
>doom ost
RAPE
>how long of a break to boys need between drainings
>used too much venom
>what is a priapism
>does a priapism hurt
>can you have sex for a day straight
>how to make boys stop crying
>apology gift ideas
>romantic restaraunts near me

>> No.36659599

>>36659536
>>how to make boys stop crying
Imagine raping some faggot alp that cries during tail drain

>> No.36659645

>>36659599
I mean, I’m pretty much sure around the 7th consecutive ejaculation even the manliest man will start tearing up. Either because of your emptied balls or your cracking pelvis

>> No.36659754

>>36654710
Make more moonbuns.

>> No.36659769

>>36659599
priapism is no joke anon

>> No.36659825

>>36659769
it's both serious and funny

>> No.36659852

>>36659536
>>36659599
>>36659769
>>36659825
this is why you go for mindflayers and monsters like them

>> No.36659892

>>36659852
i hope sufficiently skilled raiju and thunderbird can manipulate electric signaling to have you nut whenever they want

>> No.36659911

>>36659892
they would most likely fry your brain for a bit

>> No.36660114

>>36659645
Just lose consciousness first.

>> No.36660157

>>36659892
now I am imagining a DBZ style beam clash of electricity between the two girls with you in the middle

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