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>> No.36631226

Such a helpful cow.....yeah, a cow.

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I see much fluff in your future

>> No.36631241
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But wait, this is cat mil-

>> No.36631262

>uh...can I get a second opinion?

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Yes, and?

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>> No.36631294
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>> No.36631329

My egg?

>> No.36631335

>Do what seems like a minor task for the jinko empress
>Now have a bunch of jinko 'bodyguards' assigned to keep me safe as thanks while I live in a mansion 'gifted' to me for my hard work.
I don't get it, it was just some potions from the alchemist..

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I don't like how she look at me, anon...

>> No.36631355

Anon please, she's just the sweetest girl you've ever met!
You should accept her invitation for dinner.

>> No.36631359

>What about white fured chocolate skinned tiger girls?
Deep in the heart of Winterstown, they'll have thick fur to keep warm

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>> No.36631370

That egg's pretty big, is she gonna be okay?

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>> No.36631458

>You should accept her invitation for dinner
I'm not sure about that...

>> No.36631521
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Good morning

>> No.36631682
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

>> No.36631696

Ohaiyo Gozaimasu

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>> No.36632263
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Future is now?

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How do I find and join an apophis in over throwing the pharaoh while avoiding the fake apophis honeypots and and getting thrown into the dungeon for conspiracy?

>> No.36632444

You need to be invited. Don't worry, they'll find you.

>> No.36632496

God i wanna FUCK and BREED big fat APOPHIS TITTIES with my MASSIVELY and HARD COCK.

>> No.36632552

Don't worry, dragon hips are quite durable

>> No.36632604

overthrowing the pharaoh is overrated anon, maybe you should settle down with the big snake instead

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>> No.36632684

>anon wants to overthrow the pharaoh for edgy and immature reasons
>searches for an apophis to help
>all he can find is a retiree whose more interested in dozing in the sun than any of that conquest nonsense
>try as he might anon cannot convince her

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>get ambushed by truck-kun one late evening
>isekai'd into the middle of nowhere
>the only dot of civilization is a solitary farm/estate apparently owned by a monster family
>turns out its incubi head started off with the whole "my little princesses are never old enough to leave the nest!" mentality
>until 35 years and 7 daughters later he realized he badly wants grandkids
>you're the only other entity with an Adam's apple to have shown up since that time

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I'll protect the Pharaoh, despite the fact that I have no special powers and she is way more powerful than me!

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ah anon but you have a functioning brain, the most powerful ability

>> No.36632810

I hate it when I get raped and molested and go report it, they always ask what was I wearing that night

>> No.36632815

That's really cute. I do prefer a really competent and serious pharaoh though.

>> No.36632827

imagine breaking and eating it right in front of her

>> No.36632999

How controversial, scandalous and provocative would it be for Western Gaijin men and boys having sexual relationships with Zipangese High school aged JK girls?

>> No.36633047

I want Satsuki Pharaoh

>> No.36633073

probably not all that much compared to sabbath antics

>> No.36633091

>another sabbath hideout struck by the uwaaabomber

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>> No.36633240

>you'll control these vast lands and all its riches!
>sounds like a hassle
>you'll have a legion of slaves to carry out you ever word!
>that sounds kinda mean
>think of the grand monuments you will have!
>what do you take me for? an Anubis?

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human boys belong to foxes

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>> No.36633313

why did you post a jackal?

>> No.36633356

Such a wonderful sound

>> No.36633451

just call her tail fat

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>No monthly update yet
Please hurry KC, the wans are getting sleepy

>> No.36633506

sleep tite hellwan

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sweaters are powerful

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>> No.36633661

thats how you end up under said tail anon

>> No.36633668

>when you hear that sound and realize you overslept

>> No.36633674

I will go to a temple filled with jinkos and give them cow print bikinis

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How does she even fire this thing

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>> No.36633835

Depends on the console

>> No.36633904
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how do we handle the brown elf menace?

>> No.36633905

all human boys will submit to ______

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>> No.36633918
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I want to fug the bugs

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Lilim ass

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Reminder if you have a normal monster daughter it’s only a matter of time till she outgrows you and treats you like a kid.
Therefore you should join the Sabbath

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toe beans

>> No.36633972

the power of the spank

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tengu mating rituals

>> No.36633999

>in b4 she got stuck in that position due to being old

>> No.36634013

Something I am addicted to. There is no cure.

>> No.36634025

Holiday in Zipangu with hellhound gf!

>> No.36634031

Aren't eggs just menstruation? Fucking gross. What I'm supposed to do with it?

>> No.36634115

You have to eat all the eggs

>> No.36634126

t.human boy

>> No.36634181

eat it
eat it
if it's getting cold reheat it

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I got rejected.
I got rejected.

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That artist brought me around to banshee

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tell me what monster is better than a cow gf?

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Yandere kiki makes sure you that smell like her every time you leave the house. This usually takes the form of a a blowjob and excessive face licking. Though it can also include her grinding her pussy on your face and a quickie before you leave. And no, you're not allowed to wear traditional colognes. Instead, you use her pussy juice and spit. Those whores need to know who you belong to.

>> No.36634431

stopped reading here

>> No.36634446

Two cow gfs

>> No.36634469

can you handle that much cow tho?

>> No.36634580

Yes I've been practicing for this since I was a kid

>> No.36634638

Yes, yes. We know you aren't a man of refined tastes.

>> No.36634666
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Desperate and conniving CCs

>> No.36634731

how do you practice for that

>> No.36634737

By being raised in a farm

>> No.36634878

how would she react if i tell her the only way i can sleep is if i'm hugging fluffy tail?

>> No.36634956

This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds
More like a miraculously unlikely
It really would be a JK

>> No.36635007

Grip pump forend in one arm/leg
Put other armleg on the opposite side as a wrap around the grip and put the adjacent claw in the triggerguard to press the trigger.

>> No.36635063

>be me, new intern at a company post portal
>I am the only man in the company for some reason
>every monster is very nice but I can't help but shake the feeling they want something from me
>Life is good in the company but bad things keep on happening to me such as
>getting my clothes dirty so I am forced to wear some mascot attire
>Getting a flat so I stay over at some monsters house
>They all seem to relvoe with me being alone or arousing monsters in some way
>All the single CCs are trying to get this new intern but their plans keep foiling the others
>No matter what, one monster keeps cockblocking another

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>> No.36635107

>CC mamono offering to let me sleep in her bed
Wonder how she'd react when I tell her I only sleep naked.
Wonder how she'd react to me sleeping at her place almost every day.

>> No.36635111

>This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds
I want to see what 4mons /jp/ would be like.

>> No.36635137

shotgun twister with a greenworm

>> No.36635181

So many hololive threads about male vtubers...

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>> No.36635228

that and there would be a human boy thread as well as touhou

>> No.36635445

Japanese harpy cooking spaghetti.

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Need to bully monster wife.
Alternatively, what if your onahole turned into a tsukumogami?

>> No.36635679
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Explain me how DE heals mental illness?

>> No.36635695

DE heals the brain and body

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>> No.36635726

It's mamono mana I don't gotta explain shit

>> No.36635749

you are starring in a porno with these seven monsters, what's the title of it

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Just got done having sex with a mino.

Overall positive experience. Felt really, REALLY good. She knew how to use her hands well and her mouth. I had to take the lead in sex to make maximize pleasure however. Some stink, but it was a good stink. The kinda stink that makes you horny. Definitely different from a human female. More animalistic but still sorta human in smell. I've never sniffed a cattle's cunt before, but it was probably something along those lines if I had to guess. I'd say 3-4 days since she last bathed. First guess is that minos are kinda lazy and don't give much thought to cleanliness but aren't completely neglectful. Strong, powerful hugs. Leglock when I was getting close and came. I didn't even have to say; she sensed it. She has a thing for holding onto you tightly. Hugs, leglock, grabbing with hands, etc. But she eases up when she realizes you aren't going anywhere. Very sloppy kisser, but that just made it all the more erotic.

Appearance sorta like pic related in skin and hair color. Eyes were a dark blue. I could stare into them forever. Muscle mass is similar. Still distinctly feminine however. No man hands or anything gross. Hair barely reached her shoulders. Straight, but kinda messy. The ears are just as fuzzy as you can imagine. Very fun to touch. She thought it was cute how I was fascinated by them. Fur does indeed cover the genitals and at all times. Not the receding thing that KC talks about. Casual yet revealing clothes. Their world isn't too far off from ours in technology (somethin akin to 1970s), magitech isn't really much a thing. The cross-over is quite minimal and trivial for that matter, and the fashion is different but not too far off that it seems completely alien. No scars like much of the mino art often shows. They don't dress up the horns or wear chains. In fact, no jewelry whatever for any of the mamono I saw. No jewelry for anyone for that matter. Of course, she didn't wear any chains either.

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Alice in Fuckingland.

>> No.36635966

>Blue Oni
Porno title: "Fat Ugly Man Takes on the Fetish Carousel | Multicultural Edition"

WARNING: Includes: transformation, insect bestiality, vore, innocent handholding, pseudo-gay, BDSM, drunk sex, watersports, lesbian, and gangrape.

>> No.36635996

>Mad Hatter
>Living Armor
From the Cold Ground They Came

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You are having a trip to the mountains with the rest of your class. You are the sole male student and finally has arrived the bath time in the hot springs.
A Jinko, a Hellhound and an Amazoness enter the male bath in the onsen and upon noticing (You) then looking back at the MALE sign they claim someone must have switched the outside gender signs and this is an “a-accident” and totally they were not planning to peek.
Cheshire ass out of nowhere knocks the towel off your waist in front of those three girls far bigger, stronger and lewder than (You).
What do in this situation?

>> No.36636031

tell them to fuck me, just give me 5 bucks and they all can do whatever they want to me

>> No.36636065

ask for their name and their actual age

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>> No.36636173

>dark priest
>vamp mosquito
>bubble slime
Anon's trip to church in the swamp
bloodplay, tailplay, religious overtones, slime rape, old dirty bones, smell, foodplay, and lots of brutal rape

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You killed my erection. I hate them.

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Just flay my shit uo please I'm suffering so much man just eat my thoughts and make me a retarded loyal husband please

>> No.36636213

Scream and get the (male) teacher to get the girls out and charge them with sexual harassment.

>> No.36636267

do nothing and if they rape me, let them. I'll just look into them with my dead fish eyes as they do

>> No.36636406

rape the Cheshire ass if it's still there

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How do I let a Lim know that I'm a [BIG SHOT]?

>> No.36636438

you aren't

>> No.36636445

by making fingerguns at her and going "pew pew!"

>> No.36636561

either show her your cannon, your forklift certification, or your handmade axe you made yourself

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I love liches!

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Nothing gets the lims wet like a certified forklift operator

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for heavy girls like ushis

>> No.36636965

You mean fat?

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>> No.36636985

The politically correct term is BEEG

>> No.36636990

demon energy

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Stupid sexy desert dogs

>> No.36637024

>politically correct
fat is fat, no if and buts about it

>> No.36637036

SMART* sexy desert dogs!

>> No.36637047

I thought it was thicc?

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not if their brain's fried from earrubs

>> No.36637206

tehy are still smart! just uh oberloaded

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How do you tell your wife that she's heavy?

>> No.36637328

so you guys like monster girls?

>> No.36637347

by either molesting her chub or telling her she shouldn't get on top

>> No.36637350

I'm not watching your shitty youtube video and MGQ sucks shit.

>> No.36637407

send me in coach... I'm ready

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>> No.36637420

Put the scale in front of her

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>> No.36637448

he posted something that was in the /vg/ thread?
damn, now I'm angry

>> No.36637505

I don't

>> No.36637506

I want to caress an anubis's ears and watch her English comprehension deteriorate into alphabet soup as she tries to write a missive to the pharoah. Watching as she won't be able to decide between bliss from the ear rubs or nervousness at not being able to finish her letter will be like fine wine to me.

>> No.36637512

You need to tell her sometime

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>her impeccable, borderline-calligraphy handwriting gradually turns to the chickenscratch you would expect from a preschooler

>> No.36637596

It's cute when both you and your waifu are switches.

>> No.36637628

Only if she does something that may be dangerous for her weight.

I need this with a nerdy monster girl so we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night if no one can decide what they want

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I'm sorry banshee, but in real life the pixie gets the hubbie

>> No.36637711

>we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night
That default means it's gonna be an S&S power struggle. I'd be unable to bottom if I'm still full of competitive spirit.

>> No.36637719

>a blowjob and excessive face licking
in that order?

>> No.36637731

Every day I regret my decision to not hire the shoggoth.

>> No.36637741

All the better than.

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Once more time for Werebats to shine.

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Fairy Kingdom Civil War: The Snuggle vs The Struggle

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You have enraged the kiki.

>> No.36637843

>sleep , tight hellwan
Punctuation is important.

>> No.36637868

! !

>> No.36637942
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Goo Goo Dolls: Taste the Rainbow

>> No.36637959

how does it start, anon? with some 80s porn music

>> No.36637964

By the end, Anon's new waifu is a very large technicolor Slime
>plenty of spare goo to make a horde of melting pot Daughterfus

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"Cultural exchange reverse gang bang?" Seriously these girls have next to nothing in common.

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they came from the deep

>> No.36638026

Nah, for the title pun to work, it has to be 'Iris'.

>> No.36638028

true, but I like that jackal and her sisters too

>> No.36638036

meido pampering

>> No.36638044
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>> No.36638046

Titania1 has the cold and the hug wanting to cuddle
Titania2 has the double rape machine
but which team is the High Orc in? Is she in team Snuggle or is she in the team Struggle ?

>> No.36638074

she is on team struggle snuggle

>> No.36638104

Considering she's a monstergirl, she'd probably end up prevailing and milking me dry. But then the next morning I'll just get her back by fucking her over the kitchen counter. Then when eat mid-congress, and then go for a jog. Typical, comfy weekend plans.

>> No.36638112

Does Cheshire not realize by setting up Anon to be raped as a joke she is fundamentally losing her chance to get a husband to more proactive rapists?

>> No.36638257
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Fifty Shades of Alabama Slamma

>> No.36638355

>help, I got stuck in my step-sis's mud agian
>why y'all lookin at me like I am a fine steak

>> No.36638399

Don't. Shoggy would put your dick in a living chastity condom that teases you throughout the day.

>> No.36638418

>Boy I say boy you're about as sharp as wet liver
>Stop trippin' over yaself, ya gots a job to do boy

>> No.36638463

>Whats the job, I already cleaned the chicken pen and cleaned the barn out
>Why you pointing at your crotch
cue cheesy banjo music in the background

>> No.36638479
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"Forgive me Father for I have sinned in multiple religions."

Seriously with the amount of rolls this took to set up I would have better luck winning big in Vegas.

>> No.36638522

>starts off in a church where anon runs to hide from demons
>He comes in
>starts praying
>asks for protection against all evil and also a happy life with wife
>The demons already had a backdoor into the church, that old nun that looks even sexier than anon last saw her

>> No.36638529

Yeah sure bro, your chastity would be infinitly more painfull for her compared to you.

>> No.36638606

>it has been converted into an eros/fallen god church
>his prayers are answered

>> No.36638627

can automatons monsterize girls?

>> No.36638647

>they are answered with the same strength of his prayers
>violent, desperate, and without end

>> No.36638661

I don't see why not, but from what I remember Automatons are included in the type of monsters that women can't monsterize into, so they'd rather turn into vanilla Succs instead.

>> No.36638674
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I entered the wrong shrine!
How horafying!
This old temple made me rock hard!
Send help.

>> No.36638680

more white snakes?
on the double

>> No.36638711

how do we produce mini-automatons then? I recall them having a womb but not if it they are able of self-replicating, are they even "alive"? do they have souls?

>> No.36638712

cum all over it to fertilize it, idiot

>> No.36638734

you're supposed to fertilize the egg before she lays it, dumbass, unless it was a fish's one. she clearly means you tk eat the egg

>> No.36638766

what would she do it licked the fluids dripping from the shells then cracked it open and slurped its contents?

>> No.36638768

while I know you rigged the roll, I kind of want to hear a story of a man married to a ryu being individually kidnaped by the maids all of them thinking they are the only ones doing it

>> No.36638773

>eat the egg
and lose it forever? NEVER.
I will bath it in gold and treasure it forevermore

>> No.36638777

where are her wings?

>> No.36638787

she's one of them land dragons, god

>> No.36638790

>fertilize the egg before she lays it
What if it's a humpty egg?

>> No.36638796

if it's the first egg she gives you, sure. But think about it rationally anon, eating the egg gives you an excuse to ask for another so you'll get to see her flustered face as she hands you her eggs very often

>> No.36638798
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>how do we produce mini-automatons then?
You knock them up, how else would you do it?
>do they have souls?
It's not stated if they do, but this is a world where Japanese folklore applies and tsukumogami are a thing. It would be weirder if they didn't have souls.
If it's not fertilized, it's just going to spoil. If it's fertilized, your daughter is going to hatch out of it. You can't keep it forever either way.

>> No.36638802

I'm never leaving the temple, my life filled with being wrapped in a mass of tails, running away turns me to stone.
At least the Ryu's there to comfort me when she's done ordering my rape. Good ending overall actually.
I didn't, all years + the categories I liked. Clicked away while it spun and that's what I saw when I came back.

>> No.36638809

then you are supposed to fertilize it after it cracks open

>> No.36638823

ah, the lack of wings made me think she was a lizard or salamander but the horns confused me... thanks anon

>> No.36638833

>+ the categories I liked.
chicken man is not manly enough to roll all categories

>> No.36638846

>how else would you do it?
I don't know, maybe she builds small parts and we assemble our daughters like legos? and then idk she transfers a mix of my spirit energy and her demon energy into the assembled daughter and she sparks to life...

>> No.36638853

could probably poke a small hole in the shell to drain the contents if it's unfertilized then patch the hole and give it a gold bath

>> No.36638856

How are Yuki and Yeti going to come from the frozen ground? Are they undead Yuki and Yeti?

>> No.36638864
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something about cultural exchange maybe?

>> No.36638874
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You are thinking too much. Just bang the automaton and let pregnancy do its miracles

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>> No.36638889
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You get weird shit when you do that, I got three Cait Sith's once before. I hate the Siths, but fine fuck you, looks like i walked into a horror show, feat the anubis manager.

>> No.36638897

the womb of an automaton has nanomachines that semen to make a daughter

>> No.36638924

nice off-topic image faggot.

>> No.36638957

I know people will probably hate the comparison, but I treat Automatons like D&D's Warforged, yes they are sentient, yes they have souls, yes mana lets them get pregnant and have children.

>> No.36638961

wait, no, someone (red slime) spiked the drinks on the anime club. owl mage and dragon being president and vice respectfully. ochimusha and ushi-oni being exchange students and titania is just accompanying her mantis friend

>> No.36638970


>> No.36638977

I know jack about d&d but I think the comparison is pretty fair, thanks anon.

>> No.36638985

I don't mind a little size difference, but when you can't kiss your wife when you are making love to her it's too much.

>> No.36639008

The joke is that guy actually fucked an alien automaton. And managed to have two children with her.

>> No.36639328

Holding hands with an Amazon!

>> No.36639329
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mouse sleeps
do not wake

>> No.36639346
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At first I figured this was something Sabbath-sponsored but now I don't know what the FUCK is going on.

>> No.36639351
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For me, it's sharp teeth

>> No.36639352
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Handholding is forbidden in the amazon village! It is too lewd!

>> No.36639386

I'm taking that cheese.

>> No.36639391

Amazonian Troll is made for handholding

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Holding an amazon in a full nelson

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>> No.36639470

You disgust me

>> No.36639507

what if she whispered into your ear?

>> No.36639552
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My day is ruined.

>> No.36639579

you literally won the loterry

>> No.36639586

Do you not see the fucking furry.

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>> No.36639615

monster girls are monster girls, anon.

>> No.36639682

I'm not touching a furry with a twenty yard pole, nerd.

>> No.36639701

Well that's the thing. They don't want you to touch them with the pole, they want you to touch them with... a different kind of pole, I guess.

>> No.36639800
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>> No.36639833

Where is cirno?

>> No.36639858
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oh no, tsundere vampire with huge knockers

>> No.36639865
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Yes hi

>> No.36639869

>Had a dream I was an adventurer doing a quest for a big tited Centaur queen
>When I finish the quest she says she knows I’ve been staring at her tits the whole time and has an appropriate reward for me
>A tall tomboy cowgirl I befriended along the way then comes out and pushes me onto the ground, straddles me, and starts taking off her shirt
>I then wake up
It’s not fucking fair bros, why can’t I just have a cowgirl wife.

>> No.36639878
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Fuck a harpy once and she will be singing every morning at the break of dawn for the rest of your life.

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>> No.36639958

Alright, man, I'll level with you. While I will cast a fairly wide net when it comes to what I'm willing to put up with in monster girl fetishes there's several I'll never fucking touch in any version of a disgusting meat reality:

- Furries like the Sith
- Toddlercon shit like the Dwarfs
- ( You )
- Humpty Eggs

>> No.36639996

what if it's a CC humpty egg

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>> No.36640015

You need to put her in her place, if you want to recruit her into your party.

>> No.36640039

hello, is it me you're looking for?

>> No.36640087

Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
I'm all alone, and it's you that I want

>> No.36640089

Still a hard pass.

>> No.36640101

Just keep moving kogasa, you're too good for these degenerates

>> No.36640107

that anubis is either photosynthesetic or has a serious fungal problem

>> No.36640142

Command Center?

>> No.36640228
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>> No.36640237

best mg for The Blue Danube Waltz

>> No.36640261
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What story are you going to tell them tonight, anon?

>> No.36640310
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>> No.36640332

>once, there was an ugly dragon
>she was so ugly, that everyone died
>the end

>> No.36640345

why did you talk about your mother that way?

>> No.36640354

Gonna fuck those tits until she’s not sad any more.

>> No.36640356

>listen to the legend of the bionicle

>> No.36640380
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>> No.36640418

little red riding kun and the big, bad, yet shy wolf

>> No.36640435

can she see our future together?

>> No.36640482
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>> No.36640508

>monster yeets a love gernade at anon
>instead of exploding, it smacks anon in the head
>monster starts awawawing as anon crumbles to the ground
why cant they just ask people out normally?

>> No.36640545

>bitch left the pin on
>pull pin
>toss love grenade right back at her

>> No.36640565
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>> No.36640583

That's a funny idea.
>monster girl tries to be cool and kabedon anon
>accidentally stumbles while sliding up to him while trying to look extra cool and ends up bashing him in the back of the head
>anon falls like a sack of potatoes and wakes up hours later with his head wrapped up like a mummy with no idea where the hell he is

>> No.36640624
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plant your seeds

>> No.36640638
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>> No.36640671
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>> No.36640688
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>Holst tries to boob hat anon
>uses too much force and smacks him to the ground
>Spider traps anon in her webs
>she gets careless undressing him and snaps her webs by mistake
>anon falls flat on his face
>Horse gets anon to ride on her back
>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake

>> No.36640695
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>> No.36640699

What a degen

>> No.36640704

>Jinn of the Jar
>Large Mouse
Ah yes, Makai Whorehouse Orgy 12, a classic.

>> No.36640715

>>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake
So she kills a man is what you're saying.

>> No.36640724

>Bicorn star trek captain
Something tells me ensign anon is going to be stuck doing first contact missions instead of engineering like he signed up for.

>> No.36640729
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Lies and slander.

>> No.36640759

Doesn't even have to be physical harm
>atlach nacha starts to bully and verbally abuse anon
>poor anon just had a long day at work and is stressed out
>he starts to cry
>nacha feels like garbage and gets him a huge tub of demon realm ice cream

>> No.36640769
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>> No.36640796
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fairy cleric knows what's best for you

>> No.36640797

>nacha tries to bully a man
>he just agrees with everything she says he is like she's saying obvious facts
Can't get bullied if you hate yourself.

>> No.36640814

>nacha keeps trying insults to get one that sticks
>keep accepting them and confirming them
>she gets so mad she cant say anything
>lean in and tell her "you're not really good at this are you?"
bully nachos

>> No.36640815

>cheshire pranks anon too hard
>he just lays on the floor, unresponsive
>a bogey shows up and just scowls at her till she stops trying to laugh it off

>> No.36640817

I welcome death like an old friend

>> No.36640826
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>another anon rescued from evil by the beautiful bogey
truly best girl

>> No.36640842

>cheshire is still "crashing" on anon's couch
>no one has the heart to tell her to leave nor does she want to
at least bogey will have plenty to comfort him over

>> No.36640861

and a babysitter for all the little bogeys

>> No.36640981

>doc are you saying that this automaton is nuclear powered!?

>> No.36641003

>no are you fucking retarded how would you fuck a nuclear automaton holy shit

>> No.36641015

>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it

>> No.36641019

>no, anon, I said it's "atomic powered"
>as in "powered by your atom-sized dick"

>> No.36641088

>>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it

>> No.36641091
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Where do I get big buff zombie gals?

>> No.36641134
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What kind of monster would Al Bundy be married to?

>> No.36641138

as she tries to blend into human society she thinks to herself
“I’ll drink water. Humans drink water.”

>> No.36641145
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the big and buff crypts

>> No.36641150

I mean

I like bicorns, but I don't think they'd take offense to the degeneracy comment, they probably wear that as a badge of honor.

>> No.36641153

peg would make a good Succ

>> No.36641155

Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.36641170

>It lengthens, hardens, girthens, strengthens, satisfies and fully pleasures your crotch!

>> No.36641184
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>> No.36641200
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Kots > tricksy foxes

>> No.36641218

Shoo, MMOfag

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>> No.36641226

shady soothsayer is one of my favorite aesthetics

>> No.36641227
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Can kots do this?

>> No.36641232
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>> No.36641235
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this is a monster girl thread, and I am posting monster girls

>> No.36641244

what did she mean by this?

>> No.36641252

Post monster girls from a game that isn't shit then.

>> No.36641259

the first picture was very pretty

>> No.36641274

boooo, get new material

>> No.36641283

Hey Boomer saved that Baphomet.

>> No.36641287
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I wanna kick a beach oni's sand castle

>> No.36641314


>> No.36641326

kick over an oni's sand castle, and she'll kick over your house

>> No.36641338

i thought that was the big bad wolfs thing

>> No.36641344

>two of greenworm anon's top 5

>> No.36641346


>> No.36641360

>kick over oni's sand castle
>she starts bawling and runs away
>your position as king of the beach reasserted, you continue on your patrol of your territory
>"That's him, big sis!"
>turn around
>already large oni is accompanies by an even larger oni
>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
Quick! Think of a lie to keep you from being buried up to your neck and sand and left for the mermaids at high tide!

>> No.36641376

Nah fuck that back is against the wall I have to double down at this point.

>> No.36641377

t-that's how they propose back h-home?

>> No.36641394

>"really? what region"
>uh, upstate monster york
>"really? because I'm from ushi-ca and I've never seen someone propose like that"
>oh no, not in ushi-ka, it's an alp-any gesture

>> No.36641396
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I've already done plenty of nelf+draenei posting in threads past

>> No.36641399

>>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
yes, and she better help me build a better one

>> No.36641403

I tripped!
My twin lives here too, he must have done it!
There was a poisonous snake in the castle!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!

>> No.36641407

if any seamaiden is going to take me i hope it's a faceful of flowkelp after she is thrown bodily at me

>> No.36641410

don't you know sandcastles atreact SANDWORMS? they are basically health hazards really

>> No.36641414

Your idiot sister obviously didn't see the fairy with the poisonous needle hiding in there.

>> No.36641416

>"Yeah, and?"
>cut to Anon being amazon pressed in the muscle beach section

>> No.36641428

so-sorry, I don't know how to act around cute girls...

>> No.36641468
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Trust friendly foxes.

>> No.36641519

You help your new, blushing oni friend rebuild her castle under the watchful eye of her sister. When you've finished your truly spectacular sandcastle, she shyly asks if you want to go for drinks at the beach bar. Her sisters face makes it clear that you are not permitted to turn the offer down.
If your post ends in an even number, you have a merry time over drinks. You go back to her families beach house and share a passionate moment in the tropical summer night.
If your post ends in an odd number, the "shy" oni pounds several cocktails in quick succession and quickly loses all her inhibitions. And her bikini. She uses your mouth for a shot glass before throwing you onto the bar and raping you senseless in front of the jeering crowd. Don't be too sour about it, she'll be cuddly and shy in the morning again. And eager to make it up to you.

>> No.36641541

I'm rolling, but either way, I'm kicking the new sandcastle down like the old one

>> No.36641573

>two of the replies are mine (top and bottom)
>one is even other is odd
guess I'm rolling it out, I'm happy with either result, but what about the sister? does she just watch?

>> No.36641579

buddy, you and I are going into the long war in that bar, we are in this together, like in nam, we are going to put on a show and you are going to like it

>> No.36641598

couldn't ask for a better way to go, my friend.

>> No.36641611


>> No.36641729 [DELETED] 

7 hours

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>> No.36641791

>but what about the sister? does she just watch?
May as well roll for it.
If odd >>36641573 gets the big sister and >>36641579 the little sister
If even >>36641579 gets little sister and >>36641573 the big sister

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i wish more artists went hard on fancy bras

>> No.36641806

>Fear me, foolish morta-
>Woah! A Vampire! Can I see your fangs?!

>> No.36641965
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How do I catch the trash bandit that steals my balled up cum tissues so I can give her a fresh taste?

>> No.36641978

>big sister
I'm satisfied with this result

>> No.36642132

there are many ways to catch a cum thief, you can make a line of tissues (somewhat affixed) leading into your home, you can not take out the trash and leave your window open while waiting for her, you could hide in your filth or in one big bag that seems to contain your tissues and have her take you to her home or you could make a trap using a cum bucket, she will be too dazed and in ecstasy to escape

>> No.36642190

that roll is fucking rigged, roll again, but fix it this time

>> No.36642201

the sisters were rigged from the start, boyo

>> No.36642218
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I could go for some fresh yak milk right now.

>> No.36642252

that's a lot of layers

>> No.36642259

I thought it was a tiny Owl girl from the thumbnail.

>> No.36642266

I get so lightheaded up there

>> No.36642292

proper support is important

>> No.36642476

ST Bicorn
Motto: To boldly go where every man has gone before.
>gets to Kirk-style fuck&dump a lot of Green-slimes, Green-Onis, Froggers, and Alraunes

>> No.36642486

No, Peg was a "ubus", that's a Succubus, but without any Succ... [boom-tish]

>> No.36642567
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How do I make a proud amazon warrior into a stay at home mom?

>> No.36642583

you dont

>> No.36642944

So is succubus/demon summoning in modern day MGE just speed dating?

>> No.36642977

Tiny picture on one of the banners above.

>> No.36643050

Why not become a stay at home dad?
Yes, unless you're summoning a Demon for marriage counseling or it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.

>> No.36643096

>summoning a Demon for marriage counseling
>"Have you considered making your wife into a succubus?"

>> No.36643183

>it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.
I want a salamander to try "miss. succs dating advice summoning" because she keeps scaring away all her potential future husbands by trying to fight them out of the blue.

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We're all outta normal foxes, sorry. Having to resort to our cache of obscure JRPG bosses.

>> No.36643288

Talk about stiletto heels...

>> No.36643302

The key is to teach her small talk so she can tell whether her potential boyfriend would ever spar or not.

>> No.36643321

>"So... you like fighting?"
>"Well I like fighting games"
>"Good enough"

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>> No.36643524

We need to get gremlins to make fisting-safe automatons!

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>this will be your automaton for today

>> No.36643973

monsters love men in full plate, so fight nude instead, you will surely scare them away

>> No.36643996

those poor mech pilots...

>> No.36644252

Gonna max dex and fight naked, those monsters will never catch me!
And just to rub salt in the wound I'll oil myself up.

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Dead hours.

>> No.36644425

doomed to be gremlin bait or have their OS become a little to clingy

>> No.36644513

miss lich was not prepared for the horrors of the online world

>> No.36644535

at least it wasn't handholding while in the missionary postion

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She has used the crowbar exactly once and it was on an oni from a rival gang who asked if her panties matched her socks.

They do.

>> No.36644613

Why is she dressed like that at her age? Her considerable, considerable age?

>> No.36644629

I'm wondering that too. I think that its frommaghhgkl,.

>> No.36644804
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Fairies are...

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>> No.36644868

in groups of nine

>> No.36645071
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>"You will never, NEVER have our men and boys! For we shall never surrender!"

>> No.36645134

do mechs count as automatons or living armour?

>> No.36645165

Breedable baka

>> No.36645190

why not both?

>> No.36645202

Its the prudes who you really wanna look out for after monsterization. Or even just subtle corruption.

>> No.36645239

Do not respond to warhammerfag.

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>> No.36645258

>tfw swn drain you dry to improve performance by reducing "stress"

>> No.36645292

Can't he at least shit up his own thread?

>> No.36645308

>what she counts as "stress" is a bit vague
>enjoying flying around? stress
>missed that last shot at the range? stress
>just got up in the morning? stress

>> No.36645342

Okay. I still like the idea of prudish humans turning into pelvis breaking succs.

>> No.36645361

>whenever she does the draining, she plays a little jingle beffor and after it
>That jinlg e got stuck in your head to the point that just hearing a bit makes you hard
>She tends to use it a lot for other things as well
>Getting hard is a sign of stress

>> No.36645462

how would you have babies with your mech wife?

>> No.36645504

pant and sweat as I thrust through her corridors

>> No.36645536

I'd imagine she would make a body at a height you can still safely fuck her, at around 8 ft at its smallest

>> No.36645565

>You hit your foot on the leg of the table
>You let out a small gasp followed by a swear by instinct more than by pain or discomfort
>Her neck almost audibly snaps when she turns to look at you
>Her eyes flare up
>A laser pointer is aimed at you
<Stress levels: abnormally high>
<Engage emergency protocols>

>> No.36645577

enough for an ms team

>> No.36645612

>gremlin sits down to her computer
>boots up
>waits till the passwords unlock the whole plethora of safety
>picks "dontopen" from grub
>another set of passwords
>obscure release of Mamonux boots up
>opens WendiVPN and connects to a proxy server in monberia
>launches kiki.exe to instantly delete all the temporary data
>opens up the console to download the video from the website without a browser
>she watches in eager anticipation as the ascii signs show progress on the download
>after all the years of no bf, and shlicking, only the most hardcore stuff can get her off
>"Nerdy boy and his werewolf wife make babies in missionary position, while holding hands"

>> No.36645701

Enough to start a clan invasion

>> No.36645858

I think I could make an entire porn career just by explaining tech to old monsters with the most sultry voice I can muster

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>> No.36645886

gonna grab and headpat her then brutally dominate her

>> No.36645889

WendiVPN, where privacy meats security!

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>> No.36646217

You are already raped

>> No.36646250

but people post the mge game all the time

>> No.36646260
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What would it be like trying to stalk the little squirrel girls in the forest? They are very cute and fun to watch.

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The rape doesn't exist in MGE, only forced love.

>> No.36646303

You cannot stalk a squirrel. If you think you are, it's only because she's letting you watch her.

>> No.36646361

that sucks, I want to be brutally raped without remorse

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>live peaceful life on the outskirts of monster territory
>get accosted by human marauders
i sure hope no tanuki are filming this

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Oh no

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>> No.36646512

is there no escape for poor anon?

>> No.36646548

>>launches kiki.exe to instantly delete all the temporary data
oh so THAT'S what it does

>> No.36646563

wholesome and cute

>> No.36646588

only in battle

>> No.36646597

She looks like she would make a good werewolf.

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>> No.36646615

oneshot unfortunately

>> No.36646641

those cans of peanuts are mine goddammit, do you know hard it its to find coconut cream coated ones in this country?

>> No.36646674

battle sounds like a high stress situation

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>> No.36646690

i agree

>> No.36646719

I meant night battles

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Do you think foxes lose stuff in their mofu?

>> No.36646828

Anon it's time to sin

>> No.36646835

What a slut, eagerly accepting all those men into her tails.

>> No.36646855

I see that dick, m8. do you want to go on vacation

>> No.36646874

Didn't see it but I caught it and deleted

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She'll let you off with a warning this time, citizen.

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>> No.36647253

>Greenworm didn't clear her plate
It's a trap!

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>> No.36647277

I wanna fist centaur pussy and ass everyday.
I wanna eat centaur pussy and ass everyday.
I wanna breed centaur pussy and ass everyday.

My arm, my face, and my dick will all reek of centaur pussy and ass everyday.

>> No.36647297

Front pussy or back pussy?

>> No.36647311


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>> No.36647467

>> No.36647520

>> No.36647529

Ah, all fine here

>> No.36647534

only if I can get lots of milk

>> No.36647546

There's no trick. Lay down next to the worm. She'll make you a cocoon blanket. It'll be comfy.

>> No.36647568

>> No.36647643

Ngl, still going to fist her.

>> No.36647657

>> No.36647662

I think that my mail order gazer gf is weird

>> No.36647674

How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's mouth, Miss Shoggoth?
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's pussy and ass?

If the answer is very well, then I am indeed in need of your services, especially those relating to vaginal, anal, and oral sex, face-licking, and making-out.
In return for your services, I'll offer you my home to live in and my body to violate whenever the urge arises (within reason of course). And don't worry, I have absolutely no limits on any kinks you may have. You can go as hard as you like for as long as you like. And of course, I'll also take plenty of time to pleasure you too if you so wish, in whichever manner you desire.

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>> No.36647717

Yes. And?

>> No.36647744

She's hot tonight

>> No.36647750

Is she drinking champagne? What's the occasion?

>> No.36647761

Futanari night tonight.
Need to get you drunk, so you're more accepting and so it doesn't hurt the bum as badly as last time.

>> No.36647765


>> No.36647772

No. I will go full cringe whenever I like.

>> No.36647826

Pic a bit unrelated though I really wanted to know if there is something similar like a monster girl doujin or story written like that, with them tricking the guy and stripping him off and then blackmailing him into doing what they want.

>> No.36647832

You're making tiny Cheshires cry.

>> No.36647854

their tears make good lube

>> No.36647878

>time to sin

>> No.36647916


>> No.36647930

my rhyming autism is acting up when I see it doesn't end in rapey

>> No.36647957

Stop sinning

>> No.36647960

I refuse.

>> No.36647967

make me

>> No.36647983

Your 1st anniversary as her secretary/slave/husband. She's prepping herself for the assault on her beans.

>> No.36648000

Big friendly jackal

>> No.36648040


>> No.36648055

I'm glad she got the yellow duct tape off her face

>> No.36648056

>> No.36648104

Very dreamy landscape here.

>> No.36648114

>> No.36648175

yes please

>> No.36648179

>> No.36648188

I like her big hands

>> No.36648207

Hands you say?

>> No.36648213

perfect for headpats

>> No.36648225

>> No.36648240

hajime no bunyip

>> No.36648257

I wouldn't mind getting dempsey rolled by her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.36648262

Is she filling in for Roger Jr. in the new Tekken?

>> No.36648271

Nun with Hips of Wide

>> No.36648334


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>> No.36648366

>> No.36648380

Bro no, it's just isekai and she is just trying to sell them holy water. And she only appears for a single chapter.

>> No.36648397

Cum in nun
Penetrate a saint's taint

>> No.36648403

>goddess literally gives him a login bonus for his first prayer

>> No.36648420 [SPOILER] 

Oh no
Do you want to turn all followers into succubi?

>> No.36648436

>Implying they aren't already succubi

>> No.36648479


>> No.36648486

my life goal

>> No.36648520

You'll never escape.

>> No.36648526

why would I want to?
>free room and board
>she cooks for me
>don't have to work
all I have to do is let her play with my body every night

>> No.36648528


>> No.36648549

No, anon! You're a man! You have aspirations, dreams, your independence! You don't want some fox hussy to defile your body just so you have somewhere to sleep at night. I know you're better than that!

>> No.36648570

I only dream of having an sugar mama and being her boytoy

>> No.36648589

Try me.

>> No.36648604

don't kinkshame me

>> No.36648719

>> No.36648779

Such a horrible end, cursed for all eternity to molest mofu and fry her tofu.

>> No.36648869

I see nipple

>> No.36648900

>> No.36648936


>> No.36648997


>> No.36649033

Impregnate vampires.

>> No.36649086

Why is she wearing ear-pro that don't go anywhere near her ears?
Bone conduction?

>> No.36649105

Maybe she has two pairs of ears.

>> No.36649181

No, that's a fatfag cope

>> No.36649189

>> No.36649276

>> No.36649291

The vamp's got that big 80's hair going on.

>> No.36649293

Meanwhile on Mon-chan/husbandos/, the regular shitposting happens:
>Poll: Hotneet who has saved up his mana on no-fap, or hotneet who is practicing mana-spraying five times a day?
>idk, i fount all massshtahs cumjars cleaning under his bed and some of them must have fermented
>does anybody have any tips when your anon has cum in your mofu and its all matted not fluffy?
>horny oni seeks thicc manlet
>if my anon actually tries to cooperate when I raep him, should I roleplay as shy or just raep him harder?
>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?

>> No.36649338

she thinks its the lastest fashion trend

>> No.36649348

>>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
Obvious bait that would still result in a fuckton of angry (You)s for that poster.

>> No.36649350

If she hosts a TV show about spooky stories it could work.

>> No.36649354

>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?

>> No.36649385

Maybe. The strap across her nose to hold them on suggests that there isnt ear-lumps underneath to hold them from slipping off the side of her head.
I'm more interested in the lightweight saddle. If she's looking for a rider, who will also ride her ofc.

>> No.36649431

Yet we have anons this side of the portal still typing "I cant decide if I want an XX or a YY or maybe a ZZ" or wanting to be toyboy to a stream of Hagfus.
>Happy waifu, happy laifu

>> No.36649455

>>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
>multiple (yous) of 'Bicorn hands typed this'

>> No.36649472

Yes, but for her it was in the 1580s

>> No.36649477

Evil foxes.

>> No.36649492

Should I fuck a tritonia from the front or the back?

>> No.36649500

icecream dispensers

>> No.36649503

another good one
>all undead are gay because dying is gay, change my mind

>> No.36649532

Like this.

>> No.36649562

Is there a more shameful defeat for a monster girl than being defeated and knocked up by a human?

>> No.36649567

christ, anon, you can't just link shit like that with no warning

>> No.36649581

>You take that back!

>> No.36649600

She looks like she needs to hug her girlfriend to calm down.

>> No.36649618

Being defeated and not getting knocked up.

>> No.36649664

Followed by
>btw Im an alp

>> No.36649702

But I wanted to die...

>> No.36649705

And the cherry on top
>every undead eats cunt, that's why you find a lot of them on /fit/

>> No.36649707

>worse defeat?
When he pulls out and moneyshots on the floor for the maid to 'clean' up

>> No.36649715

sorry, I can't understand alps

>> No.36649730


>> No.36649740

Nah life sucks dicks. That is prety gay.

>> No.36649748

Orcs are made for ____

>> No.36649754

as I said, I can't understand alps. All I hear is gibberish

>> No.36649795

big hugs

>> No.36649798


>> No.36649825 [SPOILER] 

Fuck you

>> No.36649845

>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
not even possible

>> No.36649971

she knows

>> No.36649985

Masoturtle needs love

>> No.36649992

>> No.36650034

But I don't

>> No.36650045

>> No.36650055

>wanting to be toyboy to a stream of Hagfus.
nothing wrong with that, a human man having more than one monster wife is the logical conclusion due to the population imbalance AND hags are the best

>> No.36650086

if they want to come stop me they can, otherwise i'm going to keep flirting with different monsters

>> No.36650136

this is the weirdest cow I have seen yet

>> No.36650157

No she doesn't. There's no way. She doesn't know a thing about what oWo succ did in lebanon in '94

>> No.36650193

oh no, now everyone knows about my breast milk fetish. no wonder monsters keep giving suspiciously warm jars of milk

>> No.36650220

>>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?
Do twins anons count as 2 for the price of one like monster twins?

>> No.36650258

only if siamese

>> No.36650294

that I run a cuddle hustling business?

>> No.36650320

does it count if they are separated afterwards? or does it count if they are joined after the fact

>> No.36650322

Anon you whore

>> No.36650347

Why, yes. I do also offer happy endings to my clients as well but I prefer the moniker, "bed warmer" better

>> No.36650352

if they are separated later you'd have to pick one, since their spirit energy would have a different "id" so to speak

>> No.36650365


>> No.36650376

Siamese twin brothers separation is very high priority in monster-ran hospitals.

>> No.36650381

oh nooo, my perfect rep as a pure man will be ruined, how could she know. I even changed my appearance when I worked

>> No.36650404

black lips do something to me

>> No.36650567

I'd imagine so, it's like a bug on the demon lord's marriage system

>> No.36650622

This guy makes delicious lips

>> No.36650713


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>> No.36650763

this spider has more than just fluff

>> No.36650765

Well yeah she knows, that fucking squirrel is one of my best customers! She loves it when I fluff her tail and pamper her while we watch TV for a couple of hours.

>> No.36650824


>> No.36650843

>he says he can beat you in Mon Fighter 5

>> No.36650860

are meant to be bred

>> No.36650869

What's maiq saying?

>> No.36650878

and with that every anubis was forever banished from the desert kingdom for being "cringe"

>> No.36650888

purple sus

>> No.36650894

>those digits
grape sneks are cringe, keks wills it

>> No.36650896

>Baphomet who doesn't look or sound a day older than 10 but dresses like an oiran and ara aras a lot with her loli voice

>> No.36650900

>cuddle hustling business
Your client is standing on a snowy street corner wearing only a tshirt and scarf, she looks like she needs help

>> No.36650902

It is decreed.

>> No.36650920

Purple cats are pretty sussy truuuu

>> No.36650935

Yetis advertising their willingness to cuddle on their shirts!

>> No.36650937

>Still no Nacha stories
It's a mood

>> No.36650981

Nuki-san makes massive profits in Winterstown selling these shirts to Yetis

>> No.36650987

It's reverse bullying for them being bitchy

>> No.36651008 [SPOILER] 

Hope your ready for your daily dose anon

>> No.36651062

please i've already had more than enough of my shog medicine i dont need any more please

>> No.36651067

uhh, I ain't takin no jabs

>> No.36651074

Who the fuck let a Cheshire become the Grand Vizer?

>> No.36651112

take your shogvax anon, you know the kikivirus is going around

>> No.36651125

I can handle a little virus, I am young and fit

>> No.36651163

>That anon right there officer!

>> No.36651179

most of you is already made of her any way anon, what's one shog shot?

>> No.36651189

What part of me isnt shoggerized? Is my brain my own at least?

>> No.36651234

there's probably a few errant cells floating around

>> No.36651236

wat she gonna do, nag me?

>> No.36651278

Flatwoods Owl Mage.

>> No.36651285

That's it?!?

>> No.36651297

(You) haven't been (You) for a long time anon

>> No.36651301

I don't know the long-term effects of shog shots so I'm going to not take it.

>> No.36651305

no, my kiki spit and pussy covering shall protect me

>> No.36651315

But I thought shoggy loved me for me...

>> No.36651324

I refuse to get shogged, you'll never make an incubus out of me

>> No.36651336

well they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

>> No.36651359

she loves (You) for (You) and whatever may (You) ever become.

>> No.36651444

This is why you just get a Kiki instead

>> No.36651453

I agree, kiki is better

>> No.36651460

desperate kiki hands typed this

>> No.36651464

Which monsters will kindly rape me?

>> No.36651467

White Knights like Jinkos

>> No.36651469

Horny Bogey

>> No.36651486

most of them if you ask kindly (at least the beginning of the rape), exceptions being aggressive ones like hellhounds and amazons or the ones mad with pleasure like raijus or a wet hinezumi

>> No.36651496

Will-o-Wisps. They will kindly rape (You) in densely populated areas to show off what a great person you are!

>> No.36651509

your personal sex ed teacher

>> No.36651543


>> No.36651547

>exceptions being aggressive ones like hellhounds and amazons
Even Hellhound can be nice about it. I'd take my chances with an Amazon and let her know that she's the boss and butter her up saying how womanly her strength is and how sexy her muscles are.

>> No.36651560

since anon said rape I was assuming he meant the marriage sex/first time, it's not that I fully disagree with you is just that with those species it is far more unlikely

>> No.36651564

Depends on their individual personality, you could come across a very aggressive green worm if she is hungry.

>> No.36651581

yes, anon, but he's speaking in a general sense, be a little more racist please.

>> No.36651609

an alp becaues you got to rape them instead

>> No.36651683

You were lied to, anon. She's after your personality

>> No.36651738


>> No.36651830

a cruel fate

>> No.36651876

im sad now

>> No.36651892

>farmer anon keeps coming back to his barn and finding new cows each day
it's starting to get a bit suspicious

>> No.36651942

>There goes anon again, screaming about how there are Cheshires in the walls.
>when do you think he will realize that Cheshires don’t exist?

>> No.36651945

>first week, it was just elves
>then, it was succs
>after that the dragons came
>He even has some robotic cows
>He doesn't notice and treats them any old holst he has

>> No.36651951

>farmer anon loves his cows
>sometimes they feel...off
>however everytime he takes a closer look, they give off a cute moo
>if they moo they're clearly cows so anon always leaves satisfied
>his only real holst can only look on nervously as her "cow" sisters try to outsmart the others in claiming farmer anon

>> No.36651964

I spend 90% of my time being racist anon, Mamano are the one aspect of my life that I am not racist.

>> No.36652056


>> No.36652091

>once, he felt scared so he prayed for protection
>He did get protection in the form of an angel but, he couldn't see the angel as anything but a holy cow given to him by god
>That same angel is the one making sure that all the other monsters plans to rape farmer anon fails

>> No.36652118

1 fluffy tail plz

>> No.36652156

>holy cow dresses up and plays the part of a cow in order to soothe anon
>he gives her extra treats cause she's holy
>she gives him a majestic moo in thanks
>other cows can only seethe at the newcomer

>> No.36652177


>> No.36652207

She's showing her magic tattoos. There are quite a few

>> No.36652214

Houris are cute.

>> No.36652295


>> No.36652301

>think cow is trying to do a meme pose
>her boobs are just too heavy with milk

>> No.36652306


>> No.36652337

the prey is now predator

>> No.36652370

fear the frosthounds, for they will steal your blankets and make you cuddle them for warmth

>> No.36652384

Gonna turn a big strong heckhound into a scared little puppy by turning on a vaccum cleaner.

>> No.36652392

>biweekly bicorn

>> No.36652415

Remember, to show monsters who boss. Drink an entire jug of holy water right in front of them

>> No.36652446

you can catch more with honey than with vinegar

>> No.36652452

You could also lock her inside while you cook BBQ outdoors.

>> No.36652457

thats how you get a new door

>> No.36652462

No I call my Ushi neighbor over for that.

>> No.36652465

astrea is one of my favorite bakas

>> No.36652485

>holy cow being the newest arrival gets all the attention of farmer anon
>no matter what the other girls try to do they are all overshined by the divine bovine
>the girls all agree that they need to pull up their forbidden weapon in order to make anon not pay so much attention to her
>the ultimate plan of mass destruction
>when farmer anon arrives to the barn that day he finds it unusually empty
>most girls are nowhere to be seen, only the holy cow and a few strugglers left to watch her remain
>anon immediately gets worried, and goes off trying to find his lost herd
>holy cow tries to calm him down, tell him not to worry
>but he sets off either way, ignoring what she tries to say
>as he searches for where the girls may be he hears a low moo in the distance
>hurrying up to where the sound came from he finds his herd walking towards him
>they are all unusually orderly and they are bringing something with them
>or better said, someone
>and old cow
>one so grey and wrinkled that she is having trouble walking even using a cane and half a herd of girls helping her out each step of the way
>farmer anon is so shocked that only one word can leave his lips

>> No.36652580

How do I get those damn monkeys to stop eating my bananas, I'm suffering from potassium deficiency

>> No.36652626

Well, I think this cow needs to be bred.
Why else would she e making that pose?

>> No.36652638

I will worship the oldcow so I may harvest her hag milk

>> No.36652642

What in your opinion is the most neckbeard mg?

>> No.36652655

Y tho?

>> No.36652676

Manticores have some serious neck fur.

>> No.36652733

she cute, makes cute faces, does cute things and has large breasts

>> No.36652796

Titties probably

>> No.36652799

New ShoggothM art. More loli banshee this time it seems.

>> No.36652819

Well that's kind of sad

>> No.36652899

i like streaky mascara but i don't like sad girls. it conflicts me

>> No.36652923

only cheese comes out

>> No.36652926

even better

>> No.36652943

Just eat some beans instead

>> No.36652947

why is she sad? it makes me want to hug her

>> No.36652951

its a trap to get your seed

>> No.36652964

Any time I leave a comment on youtube, within 24 hours it gets a singular like, and never another. It's happened like 20 times in a row now.


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>> No.36652984

she can get a little seed, might help her grow up and fatten up a bit

>> No.36652995


You may think this is a game. But if/when I disappear, you could be next.

>> No.36653031

Urge to protect and fuck

>> No.36653123

How adorable

>> No.36653224

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, make sure to look into Grelia Sabbath affiliated waifus.
They'll keep you in good shape, know proper dietary needs, and love nurseplay.

>> No.36653288

What if I intentionally hurt myself so I can be babied and taken care of?

>> No.36653293

>> No.36653299

those are some big horns

>> No.36653313

no, I don't like the sabbath, I like hag, in fact I LOVE hags!

>> No.36653322

I imagine your wife to be would be very unhappy with you hurting yourself.

>> No.36653362

I really don't care for the current medical industries' image. Still I hear Grelia is very strict about only letting good people into her sabbath. Maybe my faith in the system could be restored.

>> No.36653396

I put my faith in eros

>> No.36653410

>Loli undead
thats a bit dark when you think about it my man

>> No.36653416

I honestly miss pastebin
stories on Ao3 and ff.net make me curious
my cat is curious, but it is also immortal and retarded

>> No.36653431

death comes for us all

>> No.36653447

Reminder to respect tax collector succs! They are just doing their jobs!

>> No.36653552

Sorry, all my money goes to the mofukuza.

>> No.36653565

If I Toss a Stone will she catch it?

>> No.36653635

Your loli-Succ's face when your cum tastes of drinking all that holywater

>> No.36653676

kind of want to rub holy water ice cubes on receptive hellspawn

>> No.36653689

No, I evade all taxes. It is my duty as a dragon fucker

>> No.36653790

Watching hoof cleaning videos on youtube has made me think about what it would be like to start a service for minos, holsts, satyrs, centaurs and any other hoofed monsters

>> No.36653899

>Top right

>> No.36653909

What a strange thing to discover on the internets.

>> No.36653916

I think the AI just decided that was what it was going to recommend as the next flavour of the week thing

>> No.36653935

>cleaning your wife the new hot thing
very nice
a clean wife is a happy wife

>> No.36653937

That's what they all say.

>> No.36653978

fool, you feel for the pre-portal propaganda. monsters are currently infiltrating our society in a way to make their arrival more welcomed. THE AUTHOR OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA IS BUT A PAWN. THERE ARE CHESHIRES LIVING IN THE WALLS, I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING. THEY ARE COMING, ANONS, THEY AR

>> No.36653979

You got them too?

>> No.36653983

They're only living in the walls when you aren't there

>> No.36653997

pretty good roomate

>> No.36654000

fluffy sleeves based

>> No.36654002 [SPOILER] 


>> No.36654003

>he hasn't noticed yet
run, run before it's too late. run till your feet get bloodied from the impact against the soil, run till you are breathing fire and sweating your skin off. they already got anon and we know too much.
the poor fool couldn't even spell "fell" anymore...

>> No.36654012

Cats are just deformed monkeys

>> No.36654030

Dude, we've been over this, cheshires dont exist.
Also remember to finish your post before hitting send

>> No.36654045


>> No.36654046

Tell them you'll make something even better if they let you have them, Monsters are weak to Human cuisine.

>> No.36654048

Now you gave me a good idea for Andy's story. He'll now evade taxes from both monsters and the Order too too!
Thanks bro!

>> No.36654128

But her spine will break!

>> No.36654129


>> No.36654142

jabberwock gets posted regularly

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>> No.36654167

these japes are the ones i want more of

>> No.36654176


>> No.36654178

Truly a scathing counter point. How will anon ever recover

>> No.36654208

i guess you slowly escalate by counterdrawing the both of you happily at your wedding and wait for her post-ironic rebuttal

>> No.36654333

Cheshire in casual wear awakens something in me

>> No.36654381

Yeah, me 3, but I'm a confirmed Centaur-waifu hosspussy guy.
>mfw helping her gloss-paint her rear hooves to dress up to go out to fancy dinners

>> No.36654434

Regular or Neutral State Leader(s) who are not aligned with the Order or the Monstergirls:

>"Everybody knows Local Lords born after 1993 can't govern. All they know is vote, gather they armies, border dispute, abuse political power, and die without heirs."

An older dwarf monstergirl who is a boomer:

>"Everybody knows Dwarves who became monstergirls and born after 1993 can't mine. All they know is Karak, load thrund, buy umgak, fuck they new husbands, drink bugman's ale, and mine DEMON and MONSTER ores!"

A Lescatie Lord in French accent during the pre-Fall of Lescatie and Monstergirl takeover:

>"Everybody knows Peasants born after 1993 can't farm. All they know is Pilgrimage, string they bows, catch the plague, not be faithful enough to Chief God, eat turnip, and revolt."

A Monstergirl Necromancer or vampire monstergirl:

>"Everybody knows undead raised after 1993 can't fight or be efficient. All they know is spook, sneak from they sarcophagus, send shivers down your spine, seldom let you snooze, and make you with a boo."

A monstergirl orc from a past older generation:

>"Everybody knows Orcs who became monstah galz aftah 1993 can't WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! -All dey know is Badlands, fack humie bois, herd dey squigs, loot, be oinkin' pigies, eat snotling, and be useless gitz outside of fackin' humie bois!"

>> No.36654470

>she draws you proposing to her
>you draw yourself carrying her over the threshold in her wedding dress
>she counters by sketching you with your head against her gravid belly listening to your firstborn
>you make a oil painting of the both of you excitedly shopping for baby clothes together
>she etches a bas relief of your family with the next two children
>you make a quilt with 10 of your kittens being little hellraisers and she's got twins on the way
ironically, of course.

>> No.36654587

I’m gonna unionize with all the lilim’s underlings and demands more benefits effectively ruining her plans for world domination

>> No.36654710

firmly grasp the moonbuns

>> No.36654747


>> No.36654893

The scarf stays on

>> No.36655154

You have been reported to HR for insubordination and have been Union Busted!

>> No.36655170

I hear she turns into a goat.

>> No.36655200

I want to see what kind of girls I would get snowed in with

>> No.36655206

>Dark elf
Would the dark elf force me to impregnate the other two or what?

>> No.36655341

>Dom cheshire sets her sight on you

>> No.36655394

think I can deal with the corpse and the sheep but the oni might be an issue unless she digs us out

>> No.36655395

Dom memes? How does that even

>> No.36655401

I just want an older sulty bombshell cheshire to tease me.

>> No.36655466

You've reminded me of those boomer BDSM memes me and my pals laughed at, back when I still had a Facebook.
What was even funnier was those 50 year old moms tagging their overweight balding husbands under them.

>> No.36655477

I've never been to Facebook and have no idea what you're referring to, but sure. Like that.

>> No.36655479

Kiki head maid expertly capturing potential broodmothers(elves, rabbits, wolfus, foxes etc) to put in young mastah's breeding room/sex dungeon!

>> No.36655486

>young mastah's breeding room/sex dungeon!
we have one of those?!

>> No.36655491

>You own a mansion
>You have a kiki maid
Of course you have a room designated as a "sex dungeon". Kikimoras are professional after all.

>> No.36655494

It's the laundry room but you flip the switch to turn the lights red

>> No.36655528

I knew telling her I could clean my own room was a bad idea...

>> No.36655542

Then a wall of mamono asses sticking out appears. What a collection! Remember to hydrate regularly!

>> No.36655544

>Scylla, Arch Imp, Werebat
First thing scylla would do is hug us together for the entirety of the inciden with her legs, to stay warm. The Imp would dangle in the air held by a tentacle, and tease me to try to make me snap and have an orgy with them, while I'm trying to start the fire in the chimney. Werebat would just awawa all day till everyone goes to sleep. During the night she'd turn luscious and use the fact that we're all bound to grope me.

>> No.36655556

>anon inherits large mansion and estate from distant relative he and no one in his family has ever heard of
>absolutely huge
>no clue how the maid keeps the place learn
>got lost for a few hours trying to navigate it
>anon now just alternates between his room, bathroom, kitchen and the living room closet to the entrance

>> No.36655564

The maid is magical.

>> No.36655567


>> No.36655573

got to be careful when doing that anon, she might get the wrong idea

>> No.36655594

No wonder you're snowed it, they keep freezing the doors so you'll stay inside and fuck them.

>> No.36655595

she has to be if she's to stop the dark seething mass beneath the mansion from getting to master

>> No.36655618

Poor slime is frozen and can't move

>> No.36655624

>master anon has to regularly let out all the monsters the maid "acquires"
>bicorn was very disappointed

>> No.36655645

Oh no, I'm trapped in her cuddle cave for days!

>> No.36655656

Does she have snacks?

>> No.36655661

Kiki please.
Not until we knock you up with a brood first

>> No.36655723

Between rounds of cuddlefucking she has ice cream and milkshakes to get you nice and cold for more sex, you'll be diving into her paws for warmth in no time

>> No.36655759

>Anon's kiki was actually an extremely successful monster hunter prior to returning to the maid life.
>She still has some scars and more than a few monsters out there curse her old operating name.
>For you she just likes to play a slightly nicked up, dainty maid with a surprising amount of muscle.
>But sometimes she slips into her old habits when she catches you staring at a girl.
>Wake up one morning to see the THICK salamander you passed in the store bound up and nude in your bed.

>> No.36655882

But I only want to breed her

>> No.36655940

I will tell kiki I only want nuns and maids

>> No.36655985

>Loli undead
>thats a bit dark when you think about it my man
On the contrary, it's a sign that an undead girl managed to have a child. Atleast that's the kind of loli undead I want to fuck

>> No.36656079

>Mamono police knocks on your door every once in a while asking for lost causes
>Your kiki always invites them in, gives them snacks and tells them tea is on the way
>Whoever the police is looking for that week suddenly appears wearing a maid outfit and bringing tea
>Some girls hate it, throwing the tray while swearing, telling the cops to get her out of there
>Some other girls are just a little confused about what is going on and play along
>But there are some special cases in which the girls say they aren't lost, that they now work here
>The maid always keeps her professional smile
>But she loves every second of her pray being displayed and put on the spotlight

>> No.36656221

She always loved keeping trophies, and her catch in a maid outfit is prime amongst them.
Particularly when they're showing a pregnancy

>> No.36656481


>> No.36656982

Kiki recognizes a desperate CC mamono when she sees one. Even if said CC mamono is putting on a front.

>> No.36657278

>captures a ferocious wyvern
>"The hell are you doing? Im not going to be some mere man's pet!"
>'Oh? Then why do you smell of desperation and pent up need?'

>> No.36657323

>if you didnt want to be a trophy maid then why do you look so cute in a dress?

>> No.36657416

I wonder if it's hard to immigrate to dragonia

>> No.36657519

immigrate and impregnate

>> No.36657539

Imagine that you become a grandad. How it will look?

>> No.36657553

I will start smoking a pipe.

>> No.36657700

tobacco, zipanguerbs or bubble pipe?

>> No.36657729

Whatever kind Popeye uses. Bubbles seem fine.

>> No.36657964

I'd honestly get a handle bar mustache and also bulk up

>> No.36657978

Don't encourage off-topic posts anon

>> No.36657997

Fair enough.

>> No.36658039

Impregnation grants citizenship

>> No.36658053


>> No.36658070

>bapho makes entire essay on 4monster extolling the superiority of the sabbath
>falls apart when the first post is just "midge"

>> No.36658071


>> No.36658155

Cultural nerdberd!

>> No.36658408

Artist does one Yeti commission and falls in love with Yetis, many such cases

>> No.36658563

>> No.36658648


>> No.36658656

Uh oh?

>> No.36658933

>when the mortal sign

>> No.36658941

Who said only foxes could have big mofu?

>> No.36658960

She needs to practice her handwriting, that's worse than a doctor's

>> No.36658997

No one, my wife has a neckmofu so wide I can put my entire head in.

>> No.36659104

sleepy kiki

>> No.36659181

she just wants somewhere to rest her head and tail for the night

>> No.36659201

>> No.36659202

just this once ill let mofu sleep on me instead of sleeping on mofu

>> No.36659451

What an oddly elaborate getup

>> No.36659453

That looks like elven, japanese languages and street graffiti was mixed together.

>> No.36659467


>> No.36659477

>On vacation in zipangu as a kid
>In boring ass village with no internet and mostly old people
>Meet cute shirohebi my age
>Play with her the whole vacation
>Eventually have to return home
>She asks me if I’ll come back next summer
>Lol no only got this trip cause of parents frequent flyer miles
>She’s about to cry and I don’t want mom yelling at me the whole way home for making a girl cry
>Tell her I’ll come back on my own one day
>Forget about the instant I get home and can watch spongebob again
>25 years later and still no luck with the ladies
>Monster girls reject never telling me why and only ufufuf’ing and telling me I know why
>Human girls tell me they just get a back feeling from me, like watching final destination and driving behind a log truck
>Jerking off late at night trying to find new, weird, oddly specific fetishes that get me off in seconds
>Some shirohebi jerk off instruction video while she threatens to blue fire you if you don’t stroke it fast enough
>Post nut clarity gives me the focus to remember that one shirohebi from that stupid vacation
>Text mom if she remembers the name of that place but like fuck all she does
>Eventually realize just how fucking stupid that would be
>Thinking the same shirohebi is still in the boring ass village and even if she was would remember me
>Go to bed laughing at how stupid that idea is
>Eventually meet bicorn who says she likes to live dangerously, despite living probably the cushiest comfy life that’d put a yeti to shame
>She teases me over losing my virginity to a bicorn
>I tease her for being a bicorn and still a virgin cause I stuck it in her ass
>I laugh
>She laughs
>That white snake I just notice in the window seethes

>> No.36659509

Haha. Imagine if she got angry at you and punished you with forced anal with those FAT asscheeks by tail-locking (You).

>> No.36659536

>how to find boy
>where to find boy
>best way to stalk boy
>night vision goggles
>soft rope
>how much venom should i use
>can you overdose on manticore venom
>do boys secretly like being raped
>how to work up the courage to take a boy
>inspirational music
>doom ost
>how long of a break to boys need between drainings
>used too much venom
>what is a priapism
>does a priapism hurt
>can you have sex for a day straight
>how to make boys stop crying
>apology gift ideas
>romantic restaraunts near me

>> No.36659599

>>how to make boys stop crying
Imagine raping some faggot alp that cries during tail drain

>> No.36659645

I mean, I’m pretty much sure around the 7th consecutive ejaculation even the manliest man will start tearing up. Either because of your emptied balls or your cracking pelvis

>> No.36659754

Make more moonbuns.

>> No.36659769

priapism is no joke anon

>> No.36659825

it's both serious and funny

>> No.36659852

this is why you go for mindflayers and monsters like them

>> No.36659892

i hope sufficiently skilled raiju and thunderbird can manipulate electric signaling to have you nut whenever they want

>> No.36659911

they would most likely fry your brain for a bit

>> No.36660114

Just lose consciousness first.

>> No.36660157

now I am imagining a DBZ style beam clash of electricity between the two girls with you in the middle

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