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I am claiming this thread in the name of Druella.

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>> No.36678351

>>36678334
Druella is a dork and so are you

>> No.36678352

>ancient seething mass beneath the manor has finally come to collect what it is owed

>> No.36678367

>>36678352
>tfw she just came in and got a moneyshot right on her face

>> No.36678374
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>>36678334
Druella is still a thirsty virgin.

>> No.36678379
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https://danke.moe/read/manga/yasumaranai/
Story of a guy that took a demon girl in during the way

>> No.36678385
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I don't deserve to being loved by mamono.

>> No.36678390
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36678390

>>36678334
Druella's dumb!

>> No.36678396
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36678396

>>36678379

>> No.36678412
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>>36678396

>> No.36678417

>>36678352
I knew something was off about this inheritance

>> No.36678424
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36678424

>>36678412
Naked apron wife get!

>> No.36678444

>>36678352
I am not paying anyone anything

>> No.36678453

>>36678352
But Kiki put ruins all over the manor!

>> No.36678455

>>36678352
What's yer offer?

>> No.36678477

>>36678352
>seething
Did someone reply to her post with an empty egg carton on 4monster again?

>> No.36678479
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36678479

How would a Hellhound react to her husband self hating and insulting himself?

>> No.36678484

>>36678479
I don't know about that but I would call him a faggot

>> No.36678486
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36678486

>>36678444
You still owe Gathan'ye the Crawling Nightmare $20 anon

>> No.36678490

>>36678444
you will pay your ancestors debt anon
>>36678453
she won't be able to hold it back forever

>> No.36678495
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36678495

>>36678479

>> No.36678497

>>36678477
>ancient
>mass
>under the manor
basement-dwelling jabberwock?

>> No.36678503

>>36677799
>What flop?
Attempted to write a dumb Nacho short last year more drunk than a sailor on shore leave, got "do better as feedback" and have been lost in foggy waters since.

>> No.36678507

>>36678484
they have wi-fi down in the infinite abyss?

>> No.36678511
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36678511

>Buttons and Mindy from Animaniacs except it's Anubis and Anon with a Pharaoh momster.
>Anon is playing by the crocodile girl pit again

>> No.36678517

>>36678486
>>36678490
>>36678490
No I don't

>> No.36678523

>>36678507
yes SS&Shog have a monopoly down there

>> No.36678527

Do we have any list or anything by KC stating which MGs are likely to be muscular or have lots of muscular members?

>> No.36678545

>>36678511
they said they'd share the gumbo recipe if I joined them

>> No.36678552
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36678552

>>36678517
Pay up or your kneecaps are getting shogged, fucker

>> No.36678557

>>36678517
what you think or want has no bearing anon, the debt will be payed

>> No.36678571

>>36678557
when did my ancestors fuck around with eldritch beings?

>> No.36678588

>>36678571
probably when they got that big fancy manor

>> No.36678593

>>36678552
no, come to wonderland if you dare

>> No.36678607
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36678607

I love anon's depressposting about mamono.

>> No.36678618

>>36678588
>You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial

>> No.36678625

>>36678588
so what the fuck do they want, money, offering, or crocs

>> No.36678626
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36678626

Raspberry bubblegum glacies

>> No.36678653

>>36678527

Jinko in heat, Wurm, Dragon Zombie, Hellhound or Ocelomeh, which one do you think has the highest sex drive of all monsters?

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>>36678479
Raping until moral improves.

>> No.36678671

>>36678527
We actually do, tall and protective too. He mentioned Hellhounds, Ogres and Amazons. And of course there is the obvious ones Minotaurs and Jinkos.

>> No.36678678

>>36678625
mastah

>> No.36678684

>>36678653
dragon zombie, fucking died a virgin lol. imagine that. dying and still being a virgin. that's extra gay

>> No.36678712

>>36678444
>>36678517
>>36678571
>>36678625
>anons bloodline gets shogged

>> No.36678725
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36678725

Fear the battle cattle

>> No.36678728

>>36678503
Fuck off

>> No.36678731

>>36678712
>now on dvd and bluray, 1080p HD

>> No.36678789
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36678789

>>36678653
not even in the running and she still wins

>> No.36678824

>>36678789
there is one monster that can compete with the juuber, the rajiuumer

>> No.36678851

>>36678545
>With promises of delicious gumbo anon jumps into the pit
>Only to be caught by Anubis
>Pharaoh walks in and all she sees is Anubis holding Anon over the pit
Poor Anubis

>> No.36678860

>>36678678
a price so terrible they kicked it down the family line to (You)

>> No.36678864
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36678864

What monster girl would be most likely to claim she's super experienced in romance and totally popular, but is in actuality a XXX year old virgin? Pic unrelated

>> No.36678899

>>36678864
>kanako
>not a virgin larping like she's some love guru
that statement is irrational

>> No.36679084

Remember to get your personal womb tattoo designed and registered today so people can recognize your harem members.
Its especially important to get a unique design that will stand out even when distorted by a full term pregnancy.

>> No.36679096

>>36678352
I'm not paying those $20 back until she starts paying rent.

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36679105

Come on Anon, don't you want to be Radical to the extreme with me?

>> No.36679122

>>36679105
Pink cow, must make strawberry milk

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36679145

>>36679084
No

>> No.36679263

>>36679105
will need a bigger suction cup, hope the milk is good

>> No.36679512

>>36678864
Succs acting high and mighty due to being the mold which all mamano came from, claiming their instincts are sharper or something.

>> No.36679550

>>36678864
I could see demon hags boasting from "experience" with their "husband" that just comes from reading a lot of technical and romance books

>> No.36679568

>>36679105
No

>> No.36679615

>>36679105
Why is this old cow trying to make me edgy?

>> No.36679734

>>36679615
she's trying to make you cool, anon

>> No.36679767

>>36679734
like her? lol, no way

>> No.36679921

>>36679767
come on, she's cool, rad even

>> No.36679965

>>36679921
only if she says moo

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36680096

>>36678334

>> No.36680120

>>36680096
I need to cuddle with this bote

>> No.36680152
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36680152

Harem of 5 holsts?
OR
Harem of 5 minos?
OR
Harem of 2 holsts, 2 minos, and 1 haku?

>> No.36680172

>>36680152
Can I just have one?

>> No.36680177

>>36680172
_No

>> No.36680203

>>36680152
5 haku
Make me smayt I'm a dumb dumb

>> No.36680205

>>36680152
2 holsts, 2 minos and 1 ushi oni in cow print

>> No.36680209

>>36680152
5 angels larping as holsts pls

>> No.36680211

>>36680177
:(

>> No.36680221
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36680221

>>36680152
Not into cows. Sorry, not sorry.

>> No.36680223

>>36680203
you'll end up making them dumb cows anon

>> No.36680226

>>36680152
One of each cow.

>> No.36680230

>>36680203
Sorry sir, hakus are in short supply here in the Wild West. They're not native to the area.

>>36680205
This can be arranged. Please give some extra time to get in contact with the ushi-oni

>>36680209
Sir, this is a farm, not a church.

>> No.36680236

>>36680152
between these options the last one, I love hakutakus!

>> No.36680240

>>36680152
Third choice.
All are going into industrial dairy production.

>> No.36680248
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36680248

>>36680120
>bote
That's an airfield.

>> No.36680266

>>36680230
do you know where I can find some angels larping as holsts then?

>> No.36680276

>>36680230
>Sir, this is a farm, not a church.
can I get one really old grandma holst instead then?

>> No.36680298

>>36680240
Sorry sir, but I cannot give you cows if you are going to abuse them like that.

>>36680266
Try a church?

>>36680276
We don't have any older holsts available. Oldest one is 31 years of age. All the mature holsts are married and with child.

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36680305

Small owl of the thread, what is thy wisdom?

>> No.36680316

>>36680298
none past 200 years old?

>> No.36680344

>>36680298
Anon please.
Its not abuse, its a job.
8 Hours milking (by hand), some stimulation to keep them in the proper cow mindset, a bit of breeding to keep up morale, and good meals to ensure proper production.

>> No.36680360

>>36680305
forests are very safe at night!

>> No.36680361

>>36680305
Never date a woman who can spell gonorrhea right on the first night.

>> No.36680373

>>36680316
Sorry, no. Holsts don't stay single for long; they're very popular girls for marriage. I recommend just marrying a young one. She'll mature with you and become that mature lady you desire. You'll just have to wait awhile! But if you don't marry her now, someone else may snatch her up first

>> No.36680378
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>>36680305
You should commit tax evasion.

>> No.36680381

>>36680378
I already do that tho

>> No.36680388

>>36680381
The owl is proud of you

>> No.36680390

>>36680381
book em lads

>> No.36680391

>>36680373
>they're very popular girls for marriage.
that's very true anon! remember that thick hols milk is a popular enough to be smuggled into order cities at a high prrice!

>> No.36680399

>>36680390
I can't go to jail if I say "no u" to the cop

>> No.36680425
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>>36680373
mofu has once again proved to be the better option, milk and being older than 200 years old

>> No.36680433

>>36680425
but they don't usually lactate unless pregnant or if you overfeed them with hols milk

>> No.36680443
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36680443

>>36678334

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>>36680433
tell me, have you heard of the mofustein?

>> No.36680454

>>36680446
no, but I'd like to...

>> No.36680489
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36680489

>>36680454
they are a special breed of fox who have big tits and also lactate, they are not often spoken of because Mofusteins are embarrassed about it and tend to stay in little villages where they are the only residents of

>> No.36680490

>>36678352
I do not care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes.

>> No.36680518

>>36680489
ah well, time to go on a pilgrimage in search of those villages. wish me luck.

>> No.36680651

I need Phoenix and Phoenix accessories.

>> No.36680659

>>36678864
Elves

>> No.36680700

>>36680378
I dunno smowl, that sounds kinda hardcore

>> No.36680755

>>36678864
That kraken made by KC that is like 1k years old

>> No.36680770

>>36680700
>tax evasion is hardcore
next, you gonna tell me that you dress like a prude

>> No.36680807

>>36680770
what do you mean with prude? wearing underwear?

>> No.36680818

>>36680807
yes

>> No.36680835
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36680835

It is a good thing that reviving someone is relatively easy in MGE. Imagine picrel but you get isekai'd and when your waifu goes to find her husbando she just finds a corpse because something went wrong or you got isekai'd on your deathbed.

>> No.36680836

>>36680818
well, I don't know about that other anon but I wear them, I also wear pyjamas to bed rather than sleep naked

>> No.36680888

>>36680835
>tfw I will never know what my waifu is dreaming and drawing or commissioning about me

>> No.36680940

Why do some many human boys want to become sex slaves?

>> No.36680953

>>36680888
>imagine arriving to a different world and the first thing you see is a folder with multiple teras worth of images of you

>> No.36680954
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36680954

how do you like your maids?

>> No.36680955
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>>36680940
Because sex make peepee feel good, and holsts are super sexy beautiful, have wonderful titties. I wanna be a sex slave to a group of holsts.

>> No.36680957

>>36680940
>no need to think
>no need to work
>can do what you like with your free time
>free food and home
>wife
>will always be molested and raped
whats the con

>> No.36680968

>>36680953
>the largest file of images is handholding

>> No.36680971

>>36680954
fertilized

>> No.36680982

>>36680940
this >>36680957 I fail to see any reason not to

>> No.36680983
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>>36678334

>> No.36681017
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>> No.36681022

>>36680953
>>36680953
>the closet has tons of clothes for cosplay

>> No.36681033

>>36681017
I want to be smothered in snake

>> No.36681062

>>36680957
also don't forget the monster wife benefits
>makes you stronger
>makes you more handsome (according to wife/wives' taste)
>no longer sick or old
>bigger dick
>longer to unending lifespan
>may get some other of your wife/wives' special abilities like heat/cold resist
>produces more spirit energy

>> No.36681118

>>36680954
Unlicensed

>> No.36681140

>>36681017
where do I go to sell myself in the sex slave auction?

>> No.36681160

>>36681140
meant for>>36681062

>> No.36681166
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>>36678334

>> No.36681205

>>36681160
>>36681140
just find the nearest monster city's chamber of commerce and sign up, if the city lacks one you can just go to the nearest market.

>> No.36681221

>>36681205
>tfw there is an entire form you have to sign to get sold

>> No.36681278

>>36681221
>the form is almost the same as "monster bunker corp™" 's
bureaucrats aren't very creative eh

>> No.36681293

>>36681278
>monster bunker corp
what happens there?

>> No.36681345

>>36681140
Ask a dark elf. She will gladly help you out.

>> No.36681352

>>36681293
it's a place for people afraid from monsters where they can isolate themselves and be safe! (in case of an invasion or crippling paranoia) :)

>> No.36681362

>>36681352
>the bunker is sold and the person inside doesn't know it

>> No.36681406
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36681406

wonder if echolocation helps with singing

>> No.36681408
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>>36681140
You have to ask the elves with obsidian skin and white hair

>> No.36681421

>>36681408
where can I find those?

>> No.36681439

>>36681362
>is sold
"was sold", anon. don't believe their lies

>> No.36681441
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>>36681421
Underground. If you're lucky you may find a group of them raiding the surface for more husba- I mean slaves.

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>> No.36681547

>>36681521
need me an elf gf much older than me

>> No.36681554

Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

>> No.36681563

>>36681554
I'm just here to FUCK!

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>> No.36681588

>>36681580
The anime butchered them

>> No.36681601
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36681601

Make a worm happy today anon

>> No.36681611

>>36681580
Pirotess is the only true Dark Elf waifu

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36681616

>>36681408
We've been over this, anon. I want spider vagina, not a vagina full of spiders.

>> No.36681625

>>36681616
Worry not, for a part of those elves have a spider body

>> No.36681647
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36681647

>>36678334

>> No.36681689

>>36678503
Was it a green, or did you post it to a site?

>> No.36681726

>>36681689
Literally just ignore the faggot he's fishing for sympathy.

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36681744

>>36678334
Snek gets fat.

>> No.36681753

I am going to sell myself on the monster black market, wish me luck!

>> No.36681794
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36681794

>>36678334

>> No.36681893

>>36681794
>oniichan, its time to dance with the angels

>> No.36681934

>>36681794
>tfw ywn do death-defying stunts with your plane waifu

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>> No.36682042

>>36681993
Is that ELH's Manticore?

>> No.36682044

>>36682042
think so

>> No.36682062
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>> No.36682077

Its all fun and games till the maids learn about my fetishes.

>> No.36682087

>>36682062
How the fuck do you even rip your pants up like that you dumb cat.

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>> No.36682171

>>36682042
don't know who that is don't care

>> No.36682175

whale monster girl when

>> No.36682189
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>>36681744
oh no

>> No.36682201

>>36682171
you ain't wrong to

>> No.36682210

>>36682123
Succ butt

>> No.36682373
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>> No.36682413

>>36682373
That's a man.

>> No.36682432
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>>36681554
>"Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures."

>> No.36682496

>>36682432
that's just an excuse to say it costs more...

>> No.36682540

>>36682432
>danuki makes a comment about selling her sister
>laugh it off
>danuki insists it's a great deal
>realize it isn't a joke
>try to let her down gently, explain that you aren't here for a wife
>danuki says if you take her today, there's no down payment
>excuse yourself and try to leave
>the doors are locked
>danuki tells you that you simply can't leave without trying her sister for a six month trial period
>satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back

>> No.36682561

>>36678334
Alright, replying to anon post from previous thread:

>>36668737

So I have decided to watch the anime film that he talked about, 5 Centimeters per second. And holy shit I thought he was lying or exaggerating, but goddamn he wasn't wrong! What started out as childhood sweetheart during grade school being seperated and constantly messaging each other. Ended up them loosing feelings for each other a d forgetting about each other. The main boy is cucked as the girl ended up marrying a different no-face man. And the girl just seemingly lost all feelings and sentiment for her childhood sweetheart who even called her but did not answer his call because she was already with a no-face man straight out of a hentai! And the dude will be forever alone with a dead end wage slave job because they "moved on." Indeed I also felt like shit after watching that.

And yeah, monsters definitely will find such a story offensive and insulting. And the Eros Faith would consider it outright heresy.

Thanks anon, for giving me a depressing film to also bitch about. Please monstergirls, make me happy now!

>> No.36682593

>>36682561
>And the Eros Faith would consider it outright heresy.
Told you

>> No.36682609

you know, it's silly anons but I used to think that tanukis and danukis were different species, I feel so silly now...

>> No.36682637
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>>36682593
i don't know about you guys but getting hunted by eros assassins is pretty hot
i just need to a figure out a way to get their attention without being a piece of shit

>> No.36682649

>>36682637
try being miserable and constantly ruining the mood or cockblocking people, I'm sure it will work

>> No.36682662

>Insult Sabbath Lilia saying they are old ladies
>Call them old Hag's
>Tell them they really have large boobs

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>>36682637
My experience with angels tells me this would end in 10.000+ years of rape

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>>36680152

Mi fav MGs are Hellhound, Jinko, Minotaur and Amazoness. I also have a hardcore fetish of being slapped around. Which of them would be the most willing to do it and actually enjoy it?

>> No.36682812

>>36682740
it's not kidnapping when a angel does it, it's transcedence.

>> No.36682827

>>36682796
the willingness would probably be something like minotaur>amazoness>jinko>hellhound

>> No.36682828

>>36682373
pretty Kraken.

>> No.36682845

>>36682796
All of them but would likely slap your ass if anything and then tease you for your butt being as red as your face

>> No.36682851

>the spanking fetish fag is still here

>> No.36682906

>>36682540
>spoiler
That's actually the marriage gift. The non-satisfaction was the fact that anon and the tanuki weren't married yet

>> No.36682921

>>36682827

Hellhound dead last? That's surprising.

>> No.36682942

>>36682921
Yeah, Hellhounds refuse to be submissive but are actually very kind and protective. I think KC elaborated more about it somewhere other than the profile.

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>>36682851
What's wrong with spanking?

>> No.36682979

>>36682942
>Hellhounds refuse to be submissive
I hate the fact that newfags dont even read the profiles and just go with threadcanon now

>> No.36682991

>>36682979
>now
More like over a year

>> No.36682997

>>36679105
She's an authoritarian dictator that's eradicating our human culture and women and replacing them with their culture and their women.

>> No.36683032

>>36682997
Sounds like super radical dude! Cowabunga!

>> No.36683033

>>36682979
oh don't be so prissy, you know what I meant

>> No.36683056

>>36682942
More like they refuse to stay submissive. If you're strong enough that you can manhandle a Hellhound, she will enjoy it, but she will still try to come out on top in the future.
>>36682997
Based.

>> No.36683059 [SPOILER] 
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What killed the lamias? THE ICE AGE

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>>36683059
boo

>> No.36683075

>>36683059
i'm just saying jurassic park would've been a lot more interesting if all the dinosaurs were different kinds of jubjubs

>> No.36683080

>>36682942
>I think KC elaborated more about it somewhere other than the profile.

Do you know what he said? Or where he said it?

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>>36683059

>> No.36683109
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Story about a corporate drone trying to find out why he got fired from his company. He runs afoul of security. I noticed this thread likes office ladies.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34057870

Any feedback is much appreciated.

>> No.36683114

Hellhounds just want to fuck. They'll be "submissive" if you want to give them the D. Just don't expect them to take 'No' for an answer if you get tired.
You will continue to fuck until she is satisfied, even if she tops you herself.

>> No.36683117

>>36683080
Hell if I know, it's been a while.

>> No.36683127

>>36683109
I like the concept, but I need sleep.

>> No.36683137

>>36683109
>I noticed this thread likes office ladies.
Who doesn’t like office ladies? They make any MG better and I will die on this hill.

>> No.36683159

>>36683137
>madhatter office lady
imagine

>> No.36683191

>>36683137
Troll OL please.

>> No.36683242
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Local vampire spends time with her servant.

>> No.36683247

>>36683242
Is there a job better than being a vampire's blood slave?

>> No.36683257

>>36683247
In my humble opinion, no.

>> No.36683292

>>36683247
being a dhampir-maker
which makes me wonder: do dhampirs consider their dads as the NG+ tier superboss?

>> No.36683324

>>36683242
>Vampire brings her husband/servant to a ball
>hostess Vampire starts to verbally bully her for marrying a commoner
>that is until her mountain man husband comes home early from his hunt covered in furs and carrying a buck over his shoulder
>now local Vampire is smug as hell

>> No.36683366

>>36683247
Yes, being a Jinko muscle massagist.

>> No.36683401

>>36683292
Yes
>A kindly old man sets her on her path to defeating the evil vampire that terrorizes the small mountain village
>Underneath a blood moon she comes back having accomplished her task only to realize that the old man is young again and more powerful and sinister than even her mother

>> No.36683428

I hope Anon instantly loses to a smug Greenworm.

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>>36683292
nah he's the mediator so dhampir and vampire sit down for dinner properly
>dhampir cam into the castle expecting an epic battle with her mom
>is grumpy that her dad scolded her and made her sit at the family table
>atleast she gets to see her mom get flustered at dad's cheesy affections

>> No.36683435

>>36678511
>tfw no strict, grey-furred Anubis grandmomster.

>> No.36683449

>>36682432
>What brings a Tanuki to the Winterlands?

>> No.36683456

>>36683449
Is a raccoon not entitled to the profits of her sales?

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>>36683456
I guess so, I'm more just surprised to see Tanuki merchants wherever I go.

>> No.36683480

>>36680152
i am ambivalent about cow(girl)s
I think I would probably like regular old Holstaurus the most, followed by hakus
minotaur is not for me

>> No.36683494

>>36683469
They're true cosmopolitans!

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>>36683469
>>36683494
A Tanuki for every setting, every land, every city or town. Imagine how many variants of raccoon-dog merchants there must be.

>> No.36683562

>>36683513
See a stampeding herd of tatanka? T-pose to assert dominance.

>> No.36683566
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Do all human males have the same price in the auction house?

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>>36683562
>T-pose to attempt to intimidate pack of Wolf Girls.
>Their alpha responds with this.
Instant game over.

>> No.36683605

You ain't so gangsta the moment the Shark Mamono says to you:

>"Maji Fuzekenna!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU9nPbyi22E

>> No.36683620

>>36683566
yes, but don't tell them that

>> No.36683633

>>36683566
>auction house
>all males cost the same
>a male can be bought by more than one mg at the same time

>> No.36683644

>>36683602
How do you even counter such a dominant pose?

>> No.36683666

>>36683605
I'd find the Anon who's teaching these Monsters to be delinquents and thank him for his hard work.

>> No.36683682

>>36683644
Missionary

>> No.36683683

>>36683566
yes, even the bargain bin ones

>> No.36683686

>>36683644
You could try to do a JoJo pose

>> No.36683702
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Should I do the rough rape rout or the gentle cuddling rout in monster girl vns?

>> No.36683707

>>36683686
retarded answer, anon, I expected more than you

>> No.36683714

>>36683707
Do you mean "from"? it seems to be spreading.

>> No.36683726

>>36683702
Gentle cuddling can be more jarring, especially for feral monsters who are driven by instinct.

>> No.36683945

Mamono ain't so tough or confident the moment they hear this sound effect from a human assassin class build:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv9A0Cs0lJ0

>> No.36683975

I want to have sex with a witch

>> No.36684041

I want to have sex with a dark mage

>> No.36684076
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Now that mods are asleep I can post fully grown foxes

>> No.36684084

>>36684076
>Anonymous tipper has reported the grown fox poster to the Federal Agents
>HUMAN AND NOT MONSTER Federal agency

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>>36684076
I want to raise a family with my mature fox wife, but don't let anyone else in the thread know.

>> No.36684233

>>36684076
>>36684134
>only one tail
oh nonononono

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>>36684233
>the one-tailed cowtit foxes are actually young foxes posing as hags
>while many-tailed loli foxes are actually hags posing as lolis
>the number of both cases are rising dramatically
why are foxes like this?

>> No.36684308

>>36684262
insecurity, they don't believe that they can get man on their proper form. I, for one, want my hags to look like hags and the lolis to look like lolis

>> No.36684367
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>What are you doing in my swamp?

>> No.36684372

>>36684367
I heard some of the mushrooms around here make you levitate and that sounded cool.

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I think this was posted in the last thread. Is it from one of those Souls games?

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>ehehehe~ a human ....

>> No.36684435

>>36684367
I err umm, studying pyromancy

>> No.36684454

>>36684410
>(Oh no, it's one of those smug Elves from the forest...)

>> No.36684528

>>36684435
That is very reckless of you Anon. What if you had set something on fire? You could cause a wildfire which would ruin her peace and quiet, and even worse, make many toads homeless.

>> No.36684542

>>36684528
But it's a swamp, everything is so moist it won't be set on fire.

>> No.36684611

>>36684542
Even so, minors (men under the age of 100) should still not be playing around with pyromancy without supervision.

>> No.36684640

>>36684611
But fire's so COOL!

>> No.36684642

>>36684233
Technically anon one tailed foxes could be between 0-100 so it’s not unbelievable that a fox just accepts becoming more mature even if she is a mere 80 kid to her kind
>>36684262
Shenanigans

>> No.36684644

>>36684367
I'm stealing you're panties. What the hell do you think I'm doing?

>> No.36684658

>>36683109
Chad and Zana have very little chemistry. His reasoning for being fond of her felt superficial and weak. His dialogue seemed more a convincing of himself, rather than her. I couldnt force myself to believe that he wasn't just lying to her. They have more of a feel of "fuckbuddies" rather than "mates". If they have a stronger history in your mind, you needed to reveal more of that before they formed the beast with two backs. As it stands, their bond feels hollow and unconvincing.

I don't understand Chad's motivation. Why does this need to be resolved in a single day? Why not head home, rest, and try to get in touch with any allies? Why does he even feel that he "has" to figure this out in the first place? I understand the meta reason, an interesting story, but his drive makes little sense in the context we're given.

Please, don't let this discourage you. These are the thoughts and criticisms of a fallible man. It might be that I am alone in seeing things this way.

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You want a big moo, boy? I got your moo right here.

>> No.36684708

>>36684695
Might need to grind a few more levels before this boss.

>> No.36684786

>>36684695
Science determined that this is the perfect female body. You may not like it, but this is what it's peak performance looks like.

>> No.36685059

>>36684399
Nobody post that in the last thread. You just took it from /vg/ again and bring here by yourself.

>> No.36685173

>>36685059
I saw that last thread

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Hebi

>> No.36685246

>>36678864
Probably some genius-level Haku who got all her knowledge from research without ever getting any actual Prac-work.
>looking at those posters on Mamono-College bulletin boards looking for 'research assistants'
>most of them are just Mu-Omicron-Nu Sorority traps

>> No.36685361

which monster girl would enjoy maskposting the most?

>> No.36685398

>>36685208
A snek hissed at me, it was a scary sound.

>> No.36685403
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And I saw this last thread, and couldn't sleep because of it. What a exquisite picture. The booba, the tail, the hair, the atmosphere, the face. Everything works so well together.

>> No.36685419

>>36685403
She's going to be so drunk drinking with her tail like that

>> No.36685464
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THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]!

>> No.36685524

>Anon, if this game is called Dungeons and Dragons, why can I not be a dragon.
>....Yes, I'm aware off our natural strength, breaths, durability, and natural superiority, what is the point?
>....So I can be one of those wasteland barbarians but not a member of my proud species?
>Yes I will still play, I'll just be one of those little 'halflings' as you call them. I always enjoyed their cooking.

>> No.36685625

>>36685524
Just make her play dragonborn, they're close enough.

>> No.36685655

>>36685524
play Monsterpocalypse instead

>> No.36685676

>>36684410
sorry ma'am but elves aren't allowed to be smug

>> No.36685677

>>36685625
Anon, that's how you get a lecture on the nature of dragons, their race, and how a subspecies offshoot doesn't compare to the true regality of a dragon.

>>36685655
Anon please, she wants to play an RPG on an adventure.

>> No.36685728

>>36685677
>that's how you get a lecture on the nature of dragons, their race, and how a subspecies offshoot doesn't compare to the true regality of a dragon.
How would she react if I told her I can't tell the difference?
They're all just mere female lizards in the end

>> No.36685782

>>36685419
Good, I hope we both lose all restraint

>> No.36685811

>>36684367
Uhhh, looking for........ you?

>> No.36685928
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>I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for: If he thinks you're crude, go technical; if he thinks you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical girl, so I decided to get as crude as possible.

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Treat yourself with a Western Elf

>> No.36686040

Would modern day monster girls countries still have an army just for combat monster girls even though they've been at peace for 1000+ years?

>> No.36686045

>>36686040
yup

>> No.36686060

>>36686040
>Join army because you want to defend your county
>Despite it not having been at war for over 1000 years
>At least you're very popular with all the army girls

>> No.36686082

>>36685524
>Honey, the whole point of Shadowrun is that the dragons have already won. If it let you play as the dragons there wouldn't be a game.

>> No.36686134

>>36686060
Never go into the navy

>> No.36686175

>>36686060
>the uniform for men is extra skimpy for some reason

>> No.36686182

>>36686134
Lots of alps or what?

>> No.36686202

>>36686182
just alps galore, only the head officers are krakens

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>>36683449
Selling funny tshirts to the resident cuddlebugs

>> No.36686311

>>36684399
Yeah it's from black souls. It's a dark game and probably more suited to /mggg/ than here but I'd fuck 90% of the cast

>> No.36686387

>>36686175
>Become a medic
>Your "uniform" is basically just skimpy doctors clothes
>And you're pretty sure that most of the monster girls soldiers get hurt on purpose so you'll take care of them

>> No.36686396

>>36683292
Wouldn't the fathers be the fight against the previous game protagonist?

>> No.36686529

>>36685949
Thanks, I hate it

>> No.36686788

>>36685949
No thanks you can keep that nutjob to yourself Horgues

>> No.36686826

>>36686387
>become a dispenser

>> No.36686862

>>36685949
>promo banner shoves max coomer bait succubi/witch into your face
>"well at least there's waifufest going for the game and they\re upfront with it-"
>actual game art design

>> No.36686911

>>36686040
I want a army girl to badly flirt with me

>> No.36686989
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The squirrel's coming to steal your nuts, think fast!

>> No.36687002

>>36686387
>>36686060
>working your way up to being a colonel means relieving the stress of many monsters loins

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>>36686311
>I'd fuck 90% of the cast
(Remains silent with an unreadable expression on her face)

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>>36683449

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>>36678334

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>>36684399
Yeah, I posted it yesterday. It's from Black Souls 2. Those games have an absurd deep lore, to the point saying anything of the plot ends up spoiling it. Just know that your actions have consequences, whatever you do can impact in the progression.
Also Mabel is as smart as she is dumb. One of the most knowledgeable characters in the story, while one of the most childish as well.

>> No.36687334

>>36687180
>Nuki-san opens a Tim Horton's franchise in Winterstown
>opening day it's a heavy blizzard
>Nuki-san is worried no one will be out in the snowstorm
>line of freezing customers waiting for hot coffee is a mile long, all the way back to the Ice Queen's palace
>even the Ice Queen herself is waiting in line for a cup of coffee and donut bites
>White Horns, Yetis, ans polar bear girls keeping people sheltered and warm in line

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>> No.36687394

>>36678352
I have always wanted a dom shog maid!

>> No.36687458

>>36687394
how terrifying

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36687492

OM NOM NOM

>> No.36687510

>>36687458
But loving and caring as well.

>> No.36687519

>>36687492
Cookie monster?

>> No.36687524

Lewdnights
LATELEWDS!

>> No.36687545

>>36683109
I don't know what's going on in this story but I enjoyed reading it very much. Pretty good start anon

>> No.36687555
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36687555

Mist Continent Oriental Dragon

>> No.36687559

>>36687524
Lewd things happen off-screen in such a wholesome realm

>> No.36687606

I want to lose badly to an Arachne. I want to be her cuddlefly. I don't want to ever touch solid ground again.

>> No.36687636

>>36687606
Sounds nice, but I'd be concerned about staying fit and active after a while. If for no other reason than needing to stretch my legs.

Sleeping in a hammock every night would be cool.

>> No.36687880

>>36687636
Just become a trapeze artist

>> No.36687918
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>>36685949

>> No.36687920

>>36687880
A Monster Girl circus would be fun.

>> No.36687963

>>36687920
a robin girl jumping the trapeze

>> No.36687998

>>36687920
>lewd monster acrobats that you swear keep blowing kisses directly at you
Oh no, its too powerful.

>> No.36688026

>>36687920
>>36687920
I want to be part of the circus

>> No.36688039

>>36687998
>ringleader grabs you from the spectators and puts you in the middle of the show
>various different girls jump, fly and pirouette around you, all trying to snatch you but not quite reaching you
>all ends up by you being thrown into the air, and all girls trying to catch you

>> No.36688080
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>>36685949
Thanks no. I'll choose a real monster girl over a fucking maniac.

>> No.36688102

>>36688026
But can you deal with the clowns?

>> No.36688123
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>>36687920
Until you become the main attraction

>> No.36688136

>>36688102
why do you think I am in the circus anyways, need me some monster nclussy

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36688157

>>36688026
you know the rules, there is an entry fee

>> No.36688190

>>36688157
I am willing to do anything

>> No.36688313
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36688313

Fear the mighty kraken! She rules the waves!

>> No.36688339
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36688339

>>36678334

>> No.36688341

>>36688313
cute

>> No.36688356
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>>36688313

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>>36688313
>>36688356
Bath time is fun time!

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>>36678334

>> No.36688535

>>36688413
Someone's about to have a good time

>> No.36688576

>>36688413
she really needs to marry someone before she makes the entire block have another blackout.

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>>36678334

>> No.36688663
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36688663

>grabb

>> No.36688706

>>36688591
What a lovely creature

>> No.36688717

>>36688591
oh no, a tangerine

>> No.36688719

>>36688663
The silent fluff

>> No.36688751
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36688751

>>36688663
>anon became prince of harpies

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>>36678334
Very dumb hors

>> No.36688801
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>>36688774
Being dumb is a given when hors is involved

>> No.36688819

>>36688751
I want to get wing hugs from a queen harpy.

>> No.36688833
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36688833

How do I prove to the adventuring guild that human are more than just cumpump healsluts?

>> No.36688878
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36688878

>>36678334

>> No.36688950
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>>36688833
Acquire MANY WEAPONS

>> No.36688960

>>36688833
Just challenge one of their fighters. Like the one in the pic, she's kind of fat so I bet she'll be slow and easy to beat.

>> No.36689023

Click the cunny for more information about the Sabbath!

>> No.36689034

>>36688801
You are asking for a hoof to the face.

>> No.36689044
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>>36688833
Try soloing a high ranking monster! That will show them! By the way I heard that the vampire queen of the nearby town's castle is specially vulnerable. You have good chances there, boya

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I'm gonna die a virgin.

>> No.36689204

>>36689194
Nip slip!

>> No.36689210

I'm gonna die

>> No.36689236

>>36686040
I joined the Army and the Succubus recruiter put me in the Relief And Personnel Entertainment Regiment. I wonder what they do?

>> No.36689265

>>36687274
Telling hebi you're hers forever and ever!

>> No.36689281

>>36689210
We're all gonna die

>> No.36689287

>>36689236
uh, how can I put this... you're like a psychologist but with a lot less talking

>> No.36689295
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>>36689210
Howdy neighbor!

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>>36689194
Enjoy getting your soul raped by Wisps

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>>36689381
I will die far away from graveyards and ruins, so she can't catch my soul.

>> No.36689573

does marrying a tanuki means your balls will get FAT

>> No.36689681
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>>36689681
>smol demon presents contract
>it is written in crayon on cardboard
Do you sign

>> No.36689832

>>36689803
only if she reads the contract out loud

>> No.36689849

>>36689803
yes

>> No.36689867

>>36689803
Depends on how old I am, back when I was a kid then hell yeah. Now no I point her towards the playground with the kids her age

>> No.36689893

>>36689867
she's a monster, anon, she will just keep coming till you say yes. eventually you won't be able to use her age as an excuse.

>> No.36689904
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>> No.36689917

>>36689893
then I will wait for her to be older while making her cakes and other pastries every time she does come back

>> No.36689970

>>36689917
good response

>> No.36690012

>>36689236
>Succubus recruiter
Military requirement is already fucking wild. What would it even be like in MGC?

>> No.36690023
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36690023

>"I hope Anon visits the mansion today too..."

>> No.36690026

>>36690012
>no gays accepted

>> No.36690077
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>>36684658

I commissioned a fucking a security Hellhound story a while ago, would like your feedback.

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/17/my-guardian/

>> No.36690310

>>36687555
What differentiates mist continent dragons from regular dragons, or even Ryus aside from being a noodle?

>> No.36690316

>>36689236
Hope you like skimpy uniforms and never ending USO tours.

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>>36689803
We can do the marriage now but I'm still going to wait for her to grow up before we do the sex.

>> No.36690382

>>36689803
>don’t sign it
>instead start playing tic tac toe with her
>soon she’ll forget all about marrying me when her competitive streak comes out

>> No.36690402

>>36690382
>tic tac toe
>Xs and Os
you fool, you already signed it

>> No.36690404

Does it count as a three way if you have sex with a skeleton and a ghost and they’re both the same girl?

>> No.36690419
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36690419

>>36690336
This but the other way around

>> No.36690431

>>36690077
I'm very much out of it right now but I found it nice. I did notice that you ended a phrase with "though" twice in a row. nothing wrong with that but it reads a bit odd idk. keep up the good fight anon

>> No.36690446

>>36690077
Pretty good but I thought this was already released, as I remember reading this a while ago.

>> No.36690538

>>36684367
HUNTING FOR TITTYYYYYY

>> No.36690585

>>36690023
I want to visit the mansion everyday, it seems like a very fun place

>> No.36690632

>>36690585
I want to visit the mansion everyday in between, that time she has days in which she misses me, so she can look forward to when we meet

>> No.36690683

>>36689281
>>36689210
Wight hands typed these posts

>> No.36690685

>>36690632
Please don’t use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on MGs, they don’t deserve it.

>> No.36690699

>>36684367
Ma’am this is Detroit.

>> No.36690737

>>36690685
But the D.E.N.N.I.S. system is true and tested, they will love me more if they have time to recharge their love batteries

>> No.36690904

>>36690737
anon, please... can't you just have a normal romance?

>> No.36690922

>>36690632
I want to find meiling schlicking to a pic of me

>> No.36690939

>>36690904
who gets to decide what is normal? if everyone wears a hat with a rat's tail would that be considered normal?

>> No.36690966
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36690966

>>36690012
Mamono and military recruitment always makes me think Red Alert 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIRPcICB-iY
Something like 1:09 to 1:20 would probably be unironically used at some point.

>> No.36691021
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>>36690966
Kirov reporting

>> No.36691032

>>36690966
I hate when people say RA3 was too goofy when 2 was insanely campy and cartoony. Nostalgia goggles ahoy.

>> No.36691071
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36691071

have you heard the good word, anon?

>> No.36691181

>>36691071
is it 'rape'?

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36691196

>>36691071
Yes, our Lord Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose from the grave, so that one day he might return and take us where monster girls are (that's why it's called "paradise")

>> No.36691210
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>>36691181
no, its marriage then the missionary position in the dark while holding hands

>> No.36691261

>>36691196
>tfw ywn meet an ushi oni saint
>ywn be intrigued and see how long she can keep her desires in check
>ywn fall for her and marry her
>ywn see the true horror that awaited you
> it's that she had a sister as well who also wanted you

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36691335

Ouchie

>> No.36691343

>>36691261
anon, dont be silly she doesnt have a sister, the whole convent are sisters

>> No.36691373

>>36691343
>holy spiders fervently and piously convert a nonbeliever in 4k
>extra religious edition

>> No.36691406

>>36690939
shut up, oswald

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>>36691406
You silly party pooper, without a friend to tell me the way how am I going to take another step

>> No.36691489

>>36691466
Distorting cute girls into even cuter monster girls.

>> No.36691491
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>>36678334

>> No.36691509

>>36691491
Living the dream.

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>>36691489
making someone distort so that they can show their unrestrained love

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>>36691629

>> No.36691692
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make sure to remind your hellhound who the alpha is in the relationship

>> No.36691697
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36691697

Smothered in her troll stink daily.

I need it. I need her!
I wanna stink of her raw scent all day everyday.

>> No.36691705

>>36691685
I dont know why, but asking for forgiveness is my kink

>> No.36691781

>>36691692
I don't think she needs to be reminded that she's the boss, chief.

>> No.36691855

>tfw ywn be the younger lover of the old monster queen
>tfw ywn wakeup in her massive bed cuddling
>tfw ywn hear the old lines of "I'm an old lady and you should be with younger girls..." and watch get surprised when you get harder
>tfw ywn fuck her until her hips give out
>tfw ywn sit on he lap and make the single members of her court seethe
>tfw ywn help destress after a long day
>tfw ywn get spanked for being a little too cheeky

>> No.36691859

>>36691781
is like you want her to develop confidence issues, do you want her to worry she is not good enough for you? do you want her to lose sleep thinking she is not strong enough to satisfy you? you need to show her how good of a boss she is chief, and reward her handsomely for it

>> No.36691862

>>36682609
Tanuki are the raccoon dogs. Bake-Danuki are the yokai version of said raccoon dogs. It's just like how a Kitsune is typically either divine by nature or a fox who lived long enough to become a yokai, similar to a Bakeneko.

>> No.36691892

>>36691859
ah I see, I do agree with you. sorry chief, I took you as one of those "tamer" kind of guys.

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>>36691855
>ywn sit on he lap and make the single members of her court seethe
love that
would make them seethe harder by being all lovey dovey infront of them

>> No.36692061

>>36691692
Imagine dominating a slutty brat hellhound that keeps half-heartedly struggling against you and taunting you.

>> No.36692089

>>36692061
>dominating
>a hellhound
in your dreams maybe

>> No.36692097
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>> No.36692098

>>36692089
no, dominating a hellhound is the only way to get to their heart, they love being dominaated

>> No.36692113

>>36683109
>>36683109

Way too dark. I am not sure this would be allowed in MGE, even a modern version of it. I guess it would depend on what tje security girls do to the guys in that room or when they take them away. Do they actually beat them up or torture them? Or do they just rough them up a little before raping them and take them as husbands?

The Hellhound says men have "disappeared", are they killed or shipped to bad places or are they just made to marry the security girls and they just disappear because they get taken by the girls to live with them? I guess it would explain why the Ushi Oni got "fired" for seducing a guy and why the Hellhound mentions lots of good security personell left, maybe she wasnt fired and the company pretended to do so to not expose what really happened to the guys that "disappear" or are taken away to keep the myth going.

Assuming none of the darker implications are true, if I might request, I think it would be cute to see a story of Sonia (the security Raiju) meet a new guy that is quite dumb. So when Sonia first mess up with him for not saying hi, punches his arm and takes away his coffee, because the guy is not the brightest takes it as "oh, she must be so hungry" so next day he greets her with a kiss on the cheek, throwing Sonia back a bit and then gives her lunch he prepared for her so she isnt hungry. And then each day he brings lunch for her. Sonia now gets really jealous and pissed everytime he gets bullied by the other security girls, cute scenes like Sonia dragging him away during break time so he eats his lunch with her and can keep him from other girls ensue. Then he gets fired because, he isnt very smart at his job, so Sonia drags him to the backroom and then to her home as her husband.

>> No.36692140

I will go into the woods wearing a red hood, I heard it would scare off monsters

>> No.36692154

>>36692097
I'd rather have the cockroach girl.

>> No.36692156

>>36691335
Dumb Lim.

>> No.36692162

>>36684695
Is this the great Minotaur Queen of Minos?

>> No.36692169

>>36692156
Kinda redundant there anon

>> No.36692220

>>36691970
>the seething that day could be picked up a Geiger counter
>the old queen of the undead city was smugger that any vampire could ever be
>on that day, the smug was too strong

>> No.36692263
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36692263

Help out your local CC Monster.

>> No.36692269

>>36692263
where can I find one? I will make them feel 200 again!

>> No.36692336

CC?

>> No.36692341

>>36692336
>he doesn't know

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>>36692336
cheshire chump
as in, one who has been pranked by a cheshire cat

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>>36692336
Cool Cat

>> No.36692473

>>36692089
Hellhounds are for dominating, lolis are for sex, msgks are for defeating with cock

>> No.36692557
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drink responsibly

>> No.36692580

>>36692557
I don't drink at all

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>>36692580

>> No.36692612

>>36692580
The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none.

>> No.36692613

>>36692557
I only drink milk

>> No.36692662

>>36692557
I do, but I'm not really a wine guy.

>> No.36692703

>>36692557
I'm out of booze.

>> No.36692767
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>ywn be a successful writefag
>ywn see /mgt/ discussing your work
Xpgwj

>> No.36692783

>>36692767
not with that attitude

>> No.36692784
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36692784

>>36692767
I am a writefag and /mgt/ still doesn't talk about my work.

>> No.36692822

>>36692767
then I, another fag who has never written anything, challenge you to a write off. Lets see who can write the best short story in 2 hours or less
>>36692784
post your work and let me judge you

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>>36678334

>> No.36692916
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Rate them

>> No.36692921

>>36683109
I liked it, would like to know what happens after that

>> No.36692940

>>36692473
you can't tame a hellhound, anon

>> No.36692948

>>36692916
#1: Snek
#2-6: Who cares

>> No.36693021

Stupid sexy catburglars, always stealing my heart and wallet.

>> No.36693056

>>36692915
I wish I had that image of the cat spinning its body on the stair

>> No.36693092

Remember that all your partymates need to spec into cow as a side class.

>> No.36693172

>>36692784
Works are rarely discussed anymore. Don't take it personally.

>> No.36693183

>>36693092
what partymates? I'm but a poor NEET in this world and would at best be a vagrant on the mge world

>> No.36693216

>>36693092
I'm not sure a Hellhound would be willing to

>> No.36693273

>>36693183
don't worry, the more you say you are not worthy of love the more they will try to hunt you. I hope you aren't too picky with what catches you though

>> No.36693407
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>>36692916
Kraken>everything else

>> No.36693417

>>36692916
Kraken
Lamia
Succubus
Alraune
Harpy
Nighthaunt

In that order

>> No.36693438

>>36692784
It's better to not attract attention as a writefag.

>> No.36693479

>>36693273
I don't think I'm not worthy of love, I think everyone is (to an extent at least). I'm just not too keen on it, never went out of my way and all that blogshit. I like most mgs so it's not a big deal. Been mostly on a hellhound/hakutaku/dragon kind of moods latelty though

>> No.36693480

>>36692916
From best to least best:
>Lamia
>Succubus
>Night Gaunt
>Harpy
>Kraken
>Alraune

>> No.36693488

>>36693092
milk is the next best thing if you don't have health potions

>> No.36693505
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>>36693438
Why?

>> No.36693513

>>36693505
For every writefag the Gods flip a coin and you can either be based like Magus or a faggot like Bollocks

>> No.36693535

>>36693216
Look just tell her about those sick Con-boosts she'll get.
I'm sure that lasting longer will pique her interest.

>>36693488
Exactly.
Your tanuki partymate can't say no if you put it that way!

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>> No.36693547
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>>36678334

>> No.36693559

>>36693547
Need to fuck literal money, fuck bitches

>> No.36693585

>>36693479
>I like most mgs so it's not a big deal. Been mostly on a hellhound/hakutaku/dragon kind of moods latelty though
>I'm not picky, I just like the most popular girls
you are getting ants, imps, slimes and mosquitoes

>> No.36693593

>>36693547
gonna give her a moneyshot

>> No.36693647

>>36693505
Writefags are at their best when they produce content with no drama attached. Post your story, answer a pertinent question or two, and get out.

>> No.36693651

>>36693172
This. Writing doesn't really get discussed much.

>> No.36693665

>>36692916
They're all pretty fantastic in their own way. Also, there is a new one: Centaur

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What’s the best way to get rid of a boner after eating a while bag of dried prisoner fruit?

>> No.36693700

>>36693665
Centaur's page was not translated yet

>> No.36693722

>>36693585
I like those as well, just pointed these three out because it's what I'm looking at contentwise lately, Tritonias and Slugs were what I was looking at before them. Might phase out soon

>> No.36693736

Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Ogre
>(P')Orc
>Troll

What are your picks, anons?

>> No.36693741

>>36693736
all of them bred

>> No.36693765

>>36693736
yes, in that order

>> No.36693822
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

>> No.36693850

>>36693679
Hit it with a hammer.

>> No.36693858

>>36693822
>being able to be rolled
damn, lardass

>> No.36693898

>>36693679
Think unsexy thoughts. Like a threesome between Barbara Streisand, Queen Elizabeth and Michelle Obama.

Also if your dick is a bit crooked you just slam it in between two Bibles and that should straighten it out.

This has been a moment from your favorite drunk uncle. Oh and Sabbath a shit.

>> No.36693903

>Get adopted by a Kitsune
>She has a twin sister
>Develop a sexual relationship with your aunt
>Make an excuse to spend the weekend with her, telling your mother that she's helping you study
>Spend the whole weekend having sex
>Go home Sunday night, phone rings as you walk in the door, it's your aunt
>She tells you that she's back from her business trip and wants to spend next weekend with you

>> No.36693911

>>36693898
>two bibles
so fuck two hakutaku nuns?

>> No.36693914

>>36690077
I remember this one. Our boy was a bit quick to yield to her, but he had earlier revealed an internal desire for a strong girl. He's consistent in that sense. His exploitation of a Hellhound's nature was accidental; it lacked any sort of manipulative or scummy feeling. That majorly contributes to his sincerity.

I wish he'd stood up for himself for a bit during the second conflict, so that he might give a small display of the Hellhound's desired confidence. That she immediately took the reins of the conflict was something of a disappointment for me. It was definitely a missed opportunity to briefly show a bit of growth from him. It would have also shown an interest in making her happy via paying attention to what she'd said. Small things like that are important for characterization in a short story.

Im a bit of a romantic, so don't take this too seriously.

>> No.36693916

>>36693736
Fuck Gazer.
Marry Gazer.
Kill all enemy Gazers.

>> No.36693922

>>36693903
You read that doujin too, eh?

>> No.36693937

>>36693916
No, no, no. That's not how the game works. You gotta pick the girls listed. And no! We don't kill monster girls. Even if they're adversaries, we don't kill them!

>> No.36693942

>>36693922
oh damn, I read the greentext but I just remembered about it now, thanks anon

>> No.36693957

>>36693916
>Kill all enemy Gazers
there are no enemies and killing is sacrilege, it's basically a breakup but before the lovers could ever meet

>> No.36693958

>>36693922
What doujin is that? I would like to see it for scientific reasons of course.

>> No.36694057

>>36693958
https://exhentai.org/g/2016852/45df4e0adb/
https://e-hentai.org/g/2016852/45df4e0adb/

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Finally got a commission of my Wight wife putting her claws to good use
https://twitter.com/Amida_SK/status/1441544475508101120

>> No.36694175

>>36694142
Waaait a minute, we have two wightfags?
Good comm tho

>> No.36694193

>>36694175
This one has a harem.

>> No.36694220

>>36694175
I'm a certified haremfag just as the other anon said

>> No.36694246

>Want to want wights
>Still do
>But I just can't shake my fixation on the vampire aesthetic and the thematic warmth of blood.
>Thought I could lean back to wight by trying to rationalize it that a wight could just as easily LARP as a vampire, just with a spirit/energy drain rather than blood
>All it did was make me come to the realization there's nothing stopping a powerful vamp from manipulating her blood magic to do what Wight ghost limbs can.

I don't think I'm ever going to escape this dilemma.

>> No.36694261

>>36693547
Get money.

>> No.36694262

>>36693822
>Shortly after seeing this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxN6xRlxic was recommended to me
What are you?

>> No.36694312

whose a better snuggler, a yeti or a bogey?

>> No.36694325

>>36694312
Bogey for sad, comforting cuddles, Yeti for happy, frisky cuddles

>> No.36694397

>>36694246
just accept every girl for what they are, anon, you don't need to rationalize a reason

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>>36694312
Kraken.

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Gonna break a hellhounds heels an dunk on her

>> No.36694514

>>36694489
Break her ankles and she'll break your fucking pelvis son

>> No.36694522

>>36694415
I don't think molesting can be called cuddling, anon?

>> No.36694530

>>36694489
>No sci-fi future where monster girls went into gene-alterations and there are basically huge, super soldier monster girls.
I just want them huge and muscled.

>> No.36694542

>>36687555
>>36690310
>What differentiates mist continent dragons from regular dragons, or even Ryus aside from being a noodle?
What makes Mist Continent Dragons different?

Simple! Human Rights Violations, Ethnic Slave Labor, Ethnic Genocide, Cultural and Historic Revisionism that supports party ideology, aggressive and hostile geopolitics, declaring wars in independent sovereign nations because of "historic national claims", organ harvesting from political prisoners.

And Wolf Warrior Diplomacy.

>> No.36694545

>>36694530
you do realize that this whole set up is unnecessary (as is gene editing) since mgs change according to their husband's taste so you'd get the same result by simply fucking them

>> No.36694556

How many memes does this mge have left?

>> No.36694558

>>36694545
I am aware but sometimes you want them prebuilt.

>> No.36694573

Need me a dormouse to cuddle with in bed

>> No.36694604

>>36694558
>you want them prebuilt
speak for yourself, anon.

>> No.36694606

sure is quit in here today

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>> No.36694615

>>36694604
In this case I do.
Its the opposite direction where I want to DIY.

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How do I big spoon a big monster?

>> No.36694638

>>36694619
like normal

>> No.36694642

>>36694619
like a little backpack

>> No.36694646

>>36694619
tell her you want to headpat her in bed while laying down

>> No.36694676

>>36694619
fucking miracles anon

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>>36694619
Her tits are the size of a mans head goddamn

>> No.36694707

>>36694619
>four years stuck on BEEG
based

>> No.36694708

Do you have any cute nicknames for her?

>> No.36694717

>>36694704
As it should be.

>> No.36694834

All I want is for her to step on my dick.

>> No.36694915

>>36694397
The tension exists precisely because I'm a monogamyfag anon.

>> No.36694926

>>36694915
get a chimera

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>>36694834
You want an invisible girl to step on your dick?

>> No.36694964

>>36694926
I presume you mean some kinda wight/vampire hybrid, otherwise you've gotta be the fucking king of unhelpful suggestions.

I don't know how that'd work tho or if it even makes sense

>> No.36694980

>>36694964
it doesn't.
>>36694915
then there's no tension? just be happy with the vampire

>> No.36695007

>>36694980
>then there's no tension? just be happy with the vampire
But I like wights and the idea of wights just as much?

>> No.36695020

If a chimera gives birth do the individual personalities decide the mother based on who was control at the time, or do they all consider the child theirs? Also how does a chimera's son tell which personality is in control?

>> No.36695059

>>36695020
ive always wondered if theyre gacha wombs or birth more chimeras

>> No.36695143

>>36693513
Anyone else still acive worth reading?

>> No.36695153

>>36693898
michlle obama isnt that bad though

>> No.36695155

>>36693547
I don't like it when monster accessories look at me

>> No.36695166

>>36695020
I'd imagine the son would be able to tell based on colors or something when a part of the Chimera is in control.

>> No.36695167

>>36695020
they're all the mother, the son doesn't know shit because mgs don't give birth to sons

>> No.36695179

>>36695007
just keep being happy then

>> No.36695188

>>36695167
Adopted sons could probably be a thing, or step sons depending on what kind of guy they nab.

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>>36694545
>I meet my hellhound wife
>Every day she seems to grow
>Hang on a minute, I know cheeseburgers didn't make her 7 feet tall.

>> No.36695239

im going to sleep night nihg

>> No.36695248

>>36695239
don't you ever call me nihg again

>> No.36695249

>>36695179
you too fren

>> No.36695258

>>36695188
then one way or the other that connection doesn't matter because they aren't actually related to the chimera and thus would be as able to tell who is in control as anyone else eh? anyway, the only way to be able tell would be personality and mannerisms unless there's any physical change

>> No.36695261

>>36695239
sleep tight, don't let the bugs bite too hard

>> No.36695345

I like friendly foxes.

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>>36694707
perchance to dream

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>>36695345
how friendly?

>> No.36695363

>>36695346
>jinko sitting on the couch with you in her lap eating a meal and watching a movie
>eats an enormous hunk of food of her fork
>stabs it back into the meal
>pulls out a normal, human-sized bit and offers it to you
>repeat until meal is gone

>> No.36695371

>>36695363
sounds like a good evening

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Do vampires enjoy it when you struggle while they try to feed on you?

>> No.36695385

>>36695377
They get a little offended if you don't. A pathetic human has every right to be afraid of a scion of the night.

>> No.36695392

>>36695363
>you can feel how she is trying her best not to spill her spaghetti
>Her face is calm but the fork is shaking
>after the meal is gone, you just hug her
>She hugs you back
>life is good

>> No.36695393

>>36695377
up until they bite you. hemorrhaging everywhere isn't as romantic

>> No.36695405

>>36695377
>>36695385
What if I goad them into biting my neck? would they call me a slut?

>> No.36695441

>>36695377
Of course not, you might hurt yourself or otherwise ruin the experience.

>> No.36695447

>>36695377
if they feed off my blood, its only right I drink their titty milk

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>> No.36695491

>>36695473
Please stop posting the rock cancer girls.

>> No.36695501

>>36695143
Read: ELH, Yanon, Legitwho, MagusAnon, IronBeast, LDR, Eighthspan, Penywise, GreenwormAnon

Avoid: Niebelfader, NegaWalker, MachineAnon, ThatBollocksWriter

>> No.36695510

>>36695491
i like snow leopards too much to comply with that

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