[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 283 KB, 600x720, e622b077a6b5a923009aa2ca3eb7657d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36705595 No.36705595 [Reply] [Original]

Nitori has created Kappa-chan, and given computers to almost everyone of note in Gensokyo so they can post on her new anonymous imageboard! She is excited to see what fun and interesting discussion will arise, and how her invention will bring the residents of Gensokyo closer together!

>> No.36705628

Kaguya smells, dumb neet

>> No.36705726

God, I want to fuck Nitori Kawashiro so fucking bad. Imagine her in bed; her lustful eyes gazing into yours as you penetrate her vagina. How warm she feels on the inside. Her thick curves bending just to right into your chest as you thrust into her mercilessly. Imagine the warmth and extreme pleasure that you must get when you finally release your load into the Nitori's vagina. Her gushy insides become soaked with your seed. All that Kappa cholesterol, covered in your juice. You turn her back and take a bite of that sweet victorious cucumber and taste your proud work and dedication on your tongue. Nitori pushes her beautiful curved form against your body as you drift off to sleep, having had the most incredible and most amazing orgasm you have ever felt in your life— all thanks to Nitori Kawashiro.

>> No.36705782

Dolls are the greatest thing ever and people who make them are always cool.

>> No.36705974

>>36705782
I've never met a cool person who plays with dolls.

>> No.36706155

>>36705974
Have you ever met cool people in the first place? How often do you even go outside? Dolls are the best

>> No.36706470

>>36705595
Oh god she just gave the gensokyo access to internet, someone stop her!

>> No.36706586

>>36705595
Kappa-chan isn't new retard. Nitori just gave everyone access to the internet and shilled it to everyone for the advertisement money. Now it's too popular and full of fairies.

>> No.36706696
File: 254 KB, 860x760, 1630314027888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36706696

What other noobs here agree that the epic Mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion is leet, and for the win?

>> No.36711986

>>36706470
no residents would be able to communicate with our internet due to the barrier preventing physical connections between routers, so it's not as bad as you are imagining
still, even a closed-off internet in gensokyo can't be a good thing

>> No.36712021

Yukari is an egotistical hag who thinks she's better than everyone else.

>> No.36712049

>>36712021
Eirin is an arrogant hag who serves a neet all day.

>> No.36712474

Keiki posting video tutorials on how to make haniwa!
Yuuka sharing gardening tips!
Kanako having set profiles in several dating sites!
Kaguya being a videogame streamer!
Mokou swatting Kaguya by calling the Hakurei miko on her while she streams!
Aya writing news in her blog that nobody reads!
Patchy autistically filling in and correcting wiki pages!
Dumb hags engaging in endless flame wars!
Sakuya being a mod and cleaning up the place when the hags get too out of hand!

>> No.36713015

>>36712474
I'll settle a hag flame war by saying all of them are equally old

>> No.36713092

lets spam /Eientei/ again SDM bros.

>> No.36720041

>>36713092
put on your trip so I can filter you, yukari

>> No.36723827

>>36713092
Not your personal army Yukari.

>> No.36732244
File: 487 KB, 778x1139, Th145Nitori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36732244

>> No.36732721
File: 25 KB, 800x550, __yamashiro_takane_touhou_drawn_by_ikiyouz__b1356761ce13e5d58d96747633c8e183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36732721

>>36705595
NITORI IS SO FUCKING DUMB HOLY SHIT!

>> No.36733029

>>36705595
If they are connected to us then there sure will be a lot of angry people in Gensokyo, considering all the porn, insults, death threats and creepy love confession that is considered normal in /jp/

>> No.36733166

>>36733029
by the sheer amount of girls, there is a probability that at least one finds those daily love confessions endearing, and wishes to be tenderly loved by a fat, sweaty /jp/sie.
just hope that such girl isn't alice!

>> No.36733347

>>36733029
I just hope the fairies don't start hating me.

>>36733166
>wishes to be tenderly loved by a fat, sweaty /jp/sie.
Poor girl is so lonely that she has no standards, but if she ends up happy with a fat neet, then everything's fine.

>> No.36734404

Nitori is a cuck and a dyke!

>> No.36734533

>>36732721
>>36734404
How are you getting past the rangeban dumb monkey?

>> No.36734709
File: 282 KB, 598x557, 1378911987834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36734709

>>36706696
Me

>> No.36734796

>>36705595
I imagine every girl eventually finding all the porn made about them and being disgusted by it.

>> No.36738421

>>36734796
Man I'd love to see Canon Kaguya and Mokou see all the porn related to them.
>>36712474
Eiki would constantly tell people who to live their lives
Kasen would probably spend a lot if times looking at cute animals and Satori would probably be the on Posting them

>> No.36743938 [DELETED] 
File: 106 KB, 680x964, mokou soy 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36743938

>Kaguya smells, dumb neet

>> No.36744266
File: 73 KB, 848x635, 9c1e7a94b68df773ab7d8964236d213f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
36744266

Just imagine for a second that all those rp accounts you've seen around the internet were the girls this entire time. Wouldn't that be some shit?

>> No.36744472

>>36743938
gem

>> No.36763198

>>36705595
Kappa-chan... yeah, I'm gonna post there.

>> No.36765372

<span class="sjis">
                             ,,从.ノ巛ミ    彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)''"
  Revere /jp/, expel the niwaka        人ノ゙ ⌒ヽ         彡ミ彡)ミ彡)ミ彡)'
  ∧_∧               ,,..、;;:~''"゙゙       )  从    ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡,,)
√(:::.・∀・)      ,,..、;;:~-:''"゙⌒゙          彡 ,,     ⌒ヽ     ミ彡"
| (:::..、===m==<|::::::゙:゙                   '"゙        ミ彡)彡''"
|_=|:::. |::. | '    ``゙⌒`゙"''~-、:;;,_              )   彡,,ノ彡~''"
 (__)_) ━━┻        ゙⌒`゙"''~-、,,     ,,彡⌒''~''"人 ヽノ >>36734404
                            "⌒''~"      し(__)</span>

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action